The wildfires are described as the largest ever in Los Angeles, with an estimated damage cost of $51 billion, which is expected to grow exponentially. Entire neighborhoods, schools, and businesses have been completely destroyed, including areas where the hosts once lived.
Go bags are emergency kits packed with essential items like passports, cash, medication, and valuables, ready to grab in case of evacuation. Bert mentions packing go bags as a precaution due to the proximity of the wildfires to his home.
The hosts speculate that industries related to fire-retardant building materials and concrete or stone homes will grow. They also predict stricter laws prohibiting flammable landscapes and trees in fire-prone areas, leading to a shift in construction and landscaping practices.
The wildfires have destroyed many high-value properties, leading to a potential decrease in property values. However, the hosts predict that rebuilding efforts will focus on fire-resistant materials, and some people may take advantage of the situation to acquire beachfront property in Malibu.
Nikki Glaser received praise for her performance, particularly for her ability to deliver jokes with perfect timing and adapt on stage when her planned closer didn't work. She also gave credit to her writers, highlighting the collaborative effort behind her success.
The hosts discuss the consistency of traditional Muslim clothing, noting its practicality in Middle Eastern climates and its cultural significance. They also humorously suggest implementing a similar uniform approach in America, reducing individual expression through clothing.
Bert bought a pot leaf hat as a joke for a friend's son during a vacation in Italy. The son wore it in every family photo, ruining the vacation pictures, which led to the mother jokingly blaming Bert for the ruined memories.
The hosts praise Hollywood writers for their wit and creativity, citing examples of clever humor and the collaborative nature of writer's rooms. They highlight Nikki Glaser's writers as some of the funniest people in the industry.
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WHAT'S EVERYBODY! It's another week of 2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura and Bart Chrysler! Los Angeles is being ravaged by wildfires right now, so Tom and Bert chime in on what's going and how serious the damage has been. The destruction has hit very close to home for them, so much so Bert's got himself a go bag ready by the door. The bears also talk about their kids playing sports, dumb shirts with pot leaves on them, ruining vacation photos, gifts for family, Tom's mom and sister both moving to Austin, Muslim fashion, a national uniform for people in America, clever Hollywood writers, and Nikki Glaser's Gold Globes hosting job. Bert also shares a story about Andrew "Dice" Clay asking him to keep his sons safe in LA, plus other stories from LA. Stay safe out there!
2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 271
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Chapter Markers
00:00:00 - Intro
00:00:22 - The Los Angeles Wildfires
00:15:04 - When Sh!t Gets Real
00:21:13 - Go Bags
00:29:06 - Uncle Bert/Kids Playing Sports
00:39:14 - Vacation Ruining Gear
00:43:14 - Gifts For Family/Tom's Sister & Mom Moved To Austin
00:52:41 - Muslim Fashion/Regional Uniforms
01:01:51 - Hollywood Writers/Nikki Glaser
01:09:19 - Back To LA Wildfires
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