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Brand new podcast. Two bears, one cave. Tom is indisposable. However, however, we have another disabled person to fill in his shoes.

My buddy Young Gravy, new album's out right now, Serving Country. It's fucking phenomenal. Shania Twain, Brantley Gilbert. Zach Brown. Zach Brown. I mean, it's pretty fucking epic. Juicy J. Juicy J. Nice combination of people. It's fucking awesome. Let's get right into it. I listened to this new album. We were listening to it in the gym the last couple days. And I was like, you're like Barry White. Thank you. You got like... I love that. Your voice is like...

I mean, just so fucking soothing. Thank you. It's really, like, honestly, if I didn't know you, I would listen to it and have sex. But if I know you and I feel like it would be a threesome. Yeah. I got some male porn star friends and I had to switch off the video when they show up. Really? Sometimes I'll be watching a video like halfway there and then it'll zoom out and it's my homie's face and I'm like, oh man, Spencer, come on now.

We talked about this guy on the last time, I think. He's just a well-known porn star. He's a homie. Shout out to Spencer. Yeah. I got to watch some of his stuff. I can't watch Christy Mack anymore because I became friends with her. Okay. And so I can't. Christy Mack, okay. Christy Mack's like... Yeah. I remember we talked a little bit about the porn stars and you mentioned one very specific that I was close with. Yeah. Yeah. You've been close with a lot of my favorite porn stars. Yeah.

Do you get anxiety? What's more nerve-wracking, going up and doing a collab with Shania Twain or fucking a porn star? Oh, man. I don't think either. I mean, the earlier era of fucking with porn stars was definitely nerve-wracking. Really? And then you come to realize that what they want is, they don't want what they get at work. They want... Well, I can do that. They can do that.

I can definitely give them what they don't get at work. They want it more passionate and they're just chill. Oh, for real? All of them pretty much just come over and they smoke weed and then we just get straight to business and then chill for like 30 minutes and then they're out. Really? That's kind of the recipe. What's the conversation with a porn star like after sex? Like, do they talk about like, man, this Trump is really... I mean, they will...

They do often compliment, you know what I'm saying? And I think that they maybe have it kind of built in that they need to compliment guys that are porn star. Really? Oh, that's such a porn star move. Bring in Summer Shandy's. Have you ever had a Summer Shandy? By the way, I know I just interrupted you to have a drink, but I think it's worth it. These are Summer Shandy's. This is with our vodka porosos, but Leanne got me drunk on these last night. It's four beers, a cup of vodka, a...

like two, four tablespoons of simple syrup and four limes and it doesn't taste like a beer. It looks like lemons. That's lemons. Those are lemons. Those are definitely lemons. Those are definitely lemons. Cheers, brother. Cheers.

We're going to talk about your hand in a second, but I want to get to porn stars. So they're very complimentary of your sex. They're like, that was... Yeah, yeah. I mean, I usually kind of prepare myself, make sure that I'm going to be on point. Oh, do you jerk off first? Don't exercise that day. Yeah, jerk off. Maybe get a little hymns or something going on. You know what I'm saying? Oh, wow. Whoa. Oh, it stinks. I'm never going to have sex with a porn star.

I said to Leanne. It'll be a second there, yeah. The thing is they live very normal lives and they want to fuck at like 2 p.m. on Tuesday or something. Really? Yeah, they don't stay up late. That's the experience that I've really had. I'll hit them up at 10 o'clock, about to head home from a party, and that's when most people shoot out the thirsty messages and they're...

They're like, yo, I'm in bed right now. I'm waking up at 6. They're texting me as a booty call. It's before 5 p.m. Really? Yeah, which luckily as a rapper, I sometimes get the opportunities. Do you think you'd be this guy if you weren't a musician?

this guy. Like, like, like you're like, there's a part of you that like, you have a swagger about you. Like I ran into you at the concert and you, I mean, you, you, you show up from like, uh, from like 50 feet away. People see you, you have a swagger about you, but like, but like you live a fucking fun, wild life that is green lit. I,

I get to live a wild, crazy life because it's greenlit by the fact that I'm a comedian. Everything's funny. I'm making money. Everyone's like, ah, it's a good time. No one's going to tell me to quit drinking. I just want some fucking vodka. But like, do you think that if you were still the guy and never found music, do you think you'd be, do you think there's like in a, in a, in a parallel universe, you'd be just some dad going to weekend baseball tournaments? I don't think, I think I'd be in a similar, I'd find another route to, you know,

make my own, create my own something brand new. You know, I was, I was working with startup companies before I started the rap shit and I was planning to just, you know, make my own startup or run an accelerator for him. So I feel like I would, I would have thought of something pretty dope and gotten to a cool, cool spot by now. I think entrepreneur is definitely caked into me. Really? Yeah. Straight up.

I'm opening a restaurant soon in Atlanta in a couple weeks. Beso. It's in Buckhead. Really? Tequila bar. It's a tequila bar? What's the name of it? Beso? Beso.

Are you guys going to serve vodka? Because we're going to be in Atlanta soon. We can do a vodka one soon. This is our vodka. Tommy and I. Porosos. Oh, I've had it. Oh, yeah. That's right. Yeah. I have your clothing. Oh, yeah. Sweet. Do you have to wear a condom with a porn star? Do you wear condoms? No. No? Oh, well, hold on. Oh, yeah. Because they get tested. You asked two questions in a row. Okay. Sorry. I...

No, with a porn star, you don't have to wear a condom as long as you have proof that you are also clean because they get tested all the time. And all of them go to the same spot. It's pretty close to us right now. It's in this neighborhood. Oh, for real? Yeah. Great spot. Results in 24 hours or less. Really? Yeah. I don't know if you'll need it, but... I'm clean. I found out I don't have AIDS when we got Georgia. When what? Like 20 years ago, we got pregnant and they give you an AIDS test.

And I was like, whoa. And they're like, we got your age results back in. And I was like, huh? I don't think they call it AIDS. I think it's HIV. And then they're like, I don't think HIV was still scary back then. Right now it's like, I'd rather have that than cancer. But they run through all the tests. They do you all the tests when you have a kid. So I was like, oh, cool. And I've only been with Leanne. So I still, I'm clean. Unless Leanne's cheating on me. Only ever been with Leanne. Yeah. In 22 years. It's wild. Since you got married.

Yeah. Okay. Got it. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. I've been with five other ones. Wow. Yeah. Nice. She must be happy about that. Oh, she's been with a plethora. I mean, she must be. See, I, I've always had girlfriends whose body count was much lower than mine and I felt, you know, a little odd sometimes, but it's, you know, it's, they get, I think they're, they're, they're happy when, you know,

You're like a little innocent boy. Yeah, I don't... Yeah. But that innocence is like... It's not like... I wish I was... It's like I wish I was different. I wish I was. I wish I had a higher body count. I wish I was like... I wish I was a guy that could casually have sex. But I'm so...

I'm sure it has to do with my OCD or whatever, but when I lost my virginity, I was like, I definitely have AIDS. She's definitely pregnant. We're having an HIV baby. And my life's ruined. And I spent... I mean, I went to church. I prayed. I was really in it. And then...

And the crazy thing is when a woman gets her period, especially in like 17, and when a woman gets her period, they don't just call you and go, hey, you know, I got my period. Like they just go, I got my period. I don't have to worry about this. They don't call the dude. And so I sat like that for like three months. You didn't call her and ask? No, I was dating her. And then she started dating my friend. And I was like, I guess she's dating my friend. I guess she's not pregnant. I guess she's probably moving on with life. And I was like, I guess I'm out of here. I got to be honest with you. When she dated my friend, I was like.

Good. I was like, I'll never have sex again. I dated a chick right after that for probably a year, and I wouldn't have sex with her because I was like, I'm not fucking good at this, and I don't want to ruin this. Dated a girl for a year and never had sex. Yeah. Senior in college and high school. Senior in high school. And you wouldn't. She wanted to? Yeah, she wanted to. I would have taken her virginity, too. I've never done that. Closest I ever got to taking anyone's virginity, I rented a car that had 13 miles on it once. It was a Cherokee. It was a Cherokee.

I've gone lower. I think I went to a Jeep Grand Wagoneer with, it was six miles. It was like they just picked it up and dropped it right at the Rendlesmith spot. Yeah, so sorry. I've been through riper vehicles than you, man. Sweet. Tell me about your hand. Because Tommy had the same glove at one point. Tommy, he did? Yeah. Do you know what his injury was that he had? Yeah, it was overconfidence. I hear it.

I'll show you what's up with this hand. So this thing came in the mail today. It's apparently the bleeding edge of the technology on this injury. I have radial nerve palsy. Radial nerve palsy. Which is basically, let's see, the best way to kind of show it, looking at this camera, it's like if I'm trying to do the same thing with both hands, it's like, honestly, it's improved a lot. Like, basically, the muscles and stuff in this hand are,

are really weak. And if I just let it hang, I have, I have this like a Stephen Hawking vibe. Yeah. Um, that's not who I was thinking of, but keep going. Who are you thinking of? Huh? More like an Elton John vibe. Yeah. Like a little, little soft in the loafers. Just like a goose. A little light. Yeah. Cute little swan. Um,

Anyways, yeah, I basically slept. I hadn't slept in two days. I was touring on a crazy schedule, and I slept on my arm for three hours in deep, deep sleep. My aura ring told me it was like three hours of straight deep sleep, and I was covering, I was compressing this nerve, and then it basically just...

started all like all my you know like prestige and call of duty all my muscles in my hand just went back to level zero really yeah so I'm like I'm like training to do things I do wrist ups wrist ups and I do I squeeze towels and

I'm recovering pretty quick, actually. And can you get 100% recovery from it? They told me that it could be anywhere from one to eight month recovery time, which is crazy. And literally, when I went to the PT, she was just, she said, I'm not going to give you a schedule because no one knows. See, I'll get full recovery. That's fine. But it just takes some time. Was it scary the day it happened? Not really. I guess I don't really get scared that much about injury shit. I mean, at first I was,

First thought I had was my hand was a slow woke up my hands asleep I'm like I was more asleep that I've ever had a hand be or anything and then ten minutes go by and it's still you know acting weird and I thought first I called my mom because my mom was a psychiatrist and I was like mom does this mean I'm having a stroke and she said no and then I just looked it up and

And it was pretty clear. Actually, you know what? I posted, I looked it up and there's a bunch of different possibilities. And I posted a TikTok. It's one of the times that TikTok actually really came and helped me with something. I posted a TikTok of what was happening with my hands and how this wasn't working perfectly. Here, watch this. Really? Mm-hmm. Well, you just look smart now. It's just a swag thing. It's a swag thing.

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Radial nerve palsy. The radial nerve supplies the extensor muscles allowing for extension of the wrist and fingers. In addition, it's playing the triceptics and the elbow. If the muscles are not working properly, the patient will experience the condition known as wrist drop. I've heard of foot drop. I've heard of people have foot drop. I'm glad I don't have foot drop. Dude, foot drops. Wrist drop isn't that bad. I can handle this, you know?

Yeah, that's not that bad. Was your right hand, are you right-handed? Yeah, I'm right-handed. So Tom, it was... But I signed the other day. I signed, yesterday I signed the guest book at the wedding. I can, like, these two fingers work well enough where I can do that. I've had to do autographs since this happened. What's crazy about you is that you didn't, like, I would, I would almost bring Leanne up to hear the, I would love to hear her perspective if this had happened to me. Is Leanne floating around? No.

Oh, of course she's in a goddamn meeting. But like I would fucking spin out of control because I've woken up before where my shoulders asleep.

Because I sleep on my shoulder like this, and I've woken up with my shoulders asleep, and it's numb, and I start having wild panic attacks, wild panic attacks. And I have to take a Xanax to get out of them because I start going like, oh, God, I fucking got drunk and I slept sideways. Because when you sleep weird... You have a Saturday night palsy? Have you heard that? No. That's kind of like a term they use that's more colloquial, but it's like a lot of people who end up with this...

It's because they get drunk and they sleep weird on something and compress a nerve. Yeah. I've, I've, I've,

My cousin Andrew has thought he's had exactly that before. Because we both have the same brain where you're like, you wake up and you're like, I slept. It's so funny now that you say this, my wrist hurts. Isn't that crazy? Like in hearing your story, my wrist is like, God damn, it kind of hurts a little. Well, if it helps, if it helps at all, I don't really feel any pain. I just look dumb. I actually, and my fingers aren't numb. I can feel things. Really? They're just weak. It's like the muscles got turned off and...

and they're slowly rebooting. I think that happened to my cousin, but I think it was way more intense. I think it was like 10 hours. Yeah. It was 10 hours that he fell asleep on his arm. How long has it been? I don't know. Don't tell me it's like a long time, like longer than a year. No, no, no, but his was...

I think his was more intense. Yeah, you're trying to tame it down. I'm taming it down. Yeah. Yeah, I'm taming it down. What happened to your cousin and how long did it last? I think it was heroin. Oh, oh, okay. All right, we're good then. Yeah. I'm sorry. To my cousin. I'm sorry if it wasn't heroin. I'm sure it was just pills. I don't know if it was anything. I shouldn't say any of this. Mine was insomnia. I hadn't slept for a couple days on a flight. It was to Milwaukee. Oh, it was on the flight? On a flight, yeah.

oh first class too you know they give you they give you room but i still managed to do that so i i was trying to figure out cures for it and and i found this crazy bionic glove i have like three different braces that i've been wearing but this just came today and it's it's it's kind of i mean you saw me try to drink earlier yeah yeah look at that oh my god that would be that would be a tiny bit normal it would be so poetic if god took away the use of my hand so i couldn't drink anymore

He was like, no, no, no, no. You should drink, but you've got to use straws now. See, I'm pretty much ambidextrous because I've broken this hand three times. Really? Yeah. We've broken the hand once, the wrist once, and this, I guess, is the third kind of break. What's crazy is when you get surgery on an arm and you have no strength in that arm and you've got to rebuild that. Because I had surgery on my left arm and I had to rebuild the strength in my arm. I guess that's what I have to do. Yeah. My wrist ups and stuff. So how serious are you taking the recovery? I mean...

Look at it, dude. I got a fucking bionicle arm. Goddamn Power Ranger. I'm taking it pretty serious. Myself and sort of the team around me are making sure that I do my towel squeezes every day. What does your team around you look like? It's one of my best friends from a middle school. His name is Vaughn. My boy Hayden, who you've met. We were just talking about Pornhub comments.

Y'all were talking about Pornhub comments. Yeah, we were casually talking about it. He's like, have you ever read the comments in Pornhub? And I was like, people leave comments? Oh, when they comment, it'll be like, I need help with a pizza recipe or something. And then people will give legitimate feedback. Are you serious? That's what I've seen. Get me on Pornhub. I want to read some comments. Yeah, look up Pornhub, I don't know, helpful, wholesome comments or something. Who do you think is? Go to Adriana Chechik. I was about to meet her the other day. She's awesome.

She's a little like, I say this with love, but you can see there's a part of her where she's like, no bullshit. Like there's a part of her where she's like, fucking amazing. You're just looking at porn at this point. I think you should maybe look up like pornhub comments. By the way, this is a woman Googling this who's never, never looked at porn in her life, I'm assuming. Pornhub comments. Wholesome. You don't have to type in the name. I think that's going to make it worse. Yeah, get Adriana Jajic pornhub comments. She's probably one of the worst as far as...

The Reddit Pornhub comments. I'm tripping. Or does he have balls? Am I tripping or does he have balls? Or does he not have balls? Yeah. Now, sometimes when you fuck, your balls go into your body, especially if you're on testosterone. Why are they naked? This isn't what I'm used to seeing, but sometimes... Bro. Bro wearing his Rolex with some fucking some Asian chick as a W. Yeah.

The shortest war in history is between England and Zanzibar. It lasted only 38 minutes. Yeah, that's what I'm talking about. It's a completely unrelated voice. By the way, M. Pierce, is that related to you, Pierce? This is the end of a long, shitty area. I'm in good time with this stupid-ass content and starting to focus on myself. Hope you guys do it like me and find the right path over and out.

Okay, see you in a month. See, I've seen genuine people helping each other in the comments. It's pretty... Really? Keep going. Keep scrolling. By the way, I gotta start... I gotta get a Pornhub channel. How do I get wood in Minecraft? Mia Khalifa is... Mia Khalifa, it's bisexual. What? Subscribe to... You're scrolling too quick. No, I'm looking. Subscribe to PewDiePie. Have a good fap.

Oh, we should start leaving great Pornhub comments for Two Bears. I did advertisements on there one time where I just like, you know, like the sidebar where it's like, you're fucking ugly and you need to fuck local women or whatever. We took those over and it was actually ads for that song with me and Chief Keef. Really? It was positive for once. It was like, hey, here's a song by Young Gravy and Chief Keef. I don't want to do more porn ads and just be like, are you looking for...

Ugly it's all I don't know if you've seen those ads if maybe it's just catered to me It'll be like looking for local ugly bitches or something like that. I want to fuck now Click on this button and they'll jerk off the right now. Yeah, I need to do that but like somehow make it about the album like local white man Hey, you're looking to sell are you looking for something to listen to while you jerk off local rapper?

Down to stream album with you right now Dick dicks out approved. I have I used to break down porn a long time ago I used to watch more porn than I did but I would break down porn that I love there was one called Rhonda from the bar and

Rhonda from the bar. And I loved it because it was so real. Is Sarah J.? Who's Sarah J.? I don't know. I just know she's got a bar scene. No, no, no. This was a bar back. This was a bartender in Jersey, I'm assuming. She was wearing a Giants jersey. She was wearing a Tiki Barber jersey, eating this dude's ass. And she was in a Tiki Barber jersey, naked, eating this dude's ass. And you could tell the guy was... It was filmed like...

It was so raw. Type in Rhonda from the bar. It's just so fucking real that you're like, oh, she did no hair and makeup. It was out of function. You could tell they just were like, it was probably Sunday night. The Giants game was over. She had been tending bar. They had all gotten fucked up. And she's like, I'll fucking do a porn. Type in Rhonda from the bar, Pornhub. There you go. Rhonda from the bar. That's it. Rhonda from the bar. The comma adds a lot.

By the way, the next name on this is Rhonda from the bar Burt. Look at her. There she is. She's just eating a dude's ass. Dude's got flaccid dick. I don't know why I thought she had a Tiki Barber jersey on. Can you scroll and see if you can see her in the Tiki Barber jersey? Midwestfreaks.com. Let's go. Scroll up, scroll up, scroll up. There you go. There you go. There's Rhonda. She's in a Tiki Barber jersey. She is.

This is what you jerk off to? No, this is what I was fascinated by. This is what I was fascinated by. Oh, this is a professional shoot. They've got a lighting panel up. I let porn be shot on my house one time. And this girl, a porn star, paid me. It was lesbian porn. And she brought her whole crew through. And my only requirement was that I get a cameo.

Haven't I do that? Can we pull it up? I believe so. It's having a cabin on porno type in young gravy Just white you're already important up. You're already important. You're already there. So wait, did you fuck them in the port and the camera? I brought a fruit a fruit played out. I wasn't I was my role we got audio This is this my old bedroom. You might just leave like that. It's vertical I can hear it

Is that a fruit plate? Oh, yeah, it is. Oh, is that for me? I wouldn't believe it. That's a tasty strawberry. Would you look at that? That's a tasty strawberry. Would you look at that? Wait, I hope it shows the transition. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

Isn't that amazing? That's fucking great. That's a fucking cool cameo to have. Just you sliding into a porn casualty. I'm just like, hey, here's some fruit. You guys can put it in your vaginas if you'd like.

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Do you have any interest in doing movies? Yeah, I do. I've had little cameos. I was in Good Burger 2. Oh, yeah. I made their theme song and had a whole scene in there. They were dancing to my song. And I've been doing a lot of voice acting stuff lately. Of course. I started reading these sort of smut books on TikTok.

Because a woman asked me to, and it started just doing really well. Really? Yeah, it's this series, A Court of Thorns and Roses. Why'd you, are you aware of it? Call my daughter. Yeah, call her. Because it's very popular among young women, and I just kind of read it in my voice. I fucking go right to voicemail with my goddamn daughter. My daughter just started listening to that audio book.

And we were like, oh, she's cool. She's up in her room working on Legos listening to an audio book. And then she came over and we're like, what book is it? She goes, A Court of Thorn and Roses. And everyone's like, you mean like Fairy Smut? Yeah.

And they're like, and she was like, well, that's not what it is. I'm like, no, it's fairy porn. Yeah. Hey, I will say that the books are very long and the sections that I get selected to read are just, you know, pretty small. Yeah. There's not that much, but, but I, you should watch the videos. I get pretty in depth. I'm going to send them to my daughter. In detail. Yeah. Go ahead. Just check this out. Tell me what you think. And,

Then send them all to her and go is this what you're into Anyways, since I started posting those Audible DreamWorks and other people have reached out and I'm got some some gigs got a great voice Thank you. You don't you don't you like you strike me as someone and based on your injury You strike me as someone who lives so in the now that you don't worry about the future at all Which is so admirable

I'd say so. Yeah, I'd say so. But in doing that, do you, how do you plan ahead? Like, what do you, what are you thinking in five years of like what you're doing? And, or do you go, I'm not going to worry about that. I'll do it. I'll deal with tomorrow. I guess I have a lot of things in place that will take care of me. If, you know, let's say I just lost my, you know, ability to sing and rap right now. I have other, you know, things in place that would help me

go coast long, uh, like side hustles and investments and everything. I'm, I'm really good at, uh, calls and puts in the stock market. Really? That's how I make a lot of money. Yeah. Um, I don't do gambling. I just do stock market gambling. Really? Yeah. So for everyone listening right now that is like, I wouldn't mind making a little nut to set aside some money for myself to get myself into a position to be like, give us your, give us gravy's stock tips right now.

You know, things have changed a lot, especially since, you know, there's a GameStop thing. They made a movie about it, but I was always kind of part of that crew, that group. It was during COVID, and I was daily waking up right when the market opened and buying like penny stocks. I put $50,000 into a penny stock, watch it go up a little bit, get $10K, drop out of it, things like that. Really? But I was doing these long-term calls and puts where it's basically betting that my smartest move, here's what my smartest, here's a good example.

that I thought of one day when I was just kind of manic and feeling myself and excited. I was like, you know what? People are going to be dying because of this disease, COVID, but no one wants to go in public and do anything because they don't want to catch the disease. So why don't I invest in 1-800-Flowers and I put a big bag with a long-term call on 1-800-Flowers. I put puts on all the airlines,

and just guessing that they're going to go down, and it worked out pretty good. Nowadays, I'd recommend NVIDIA. Can't go wrong there. Shopify, can't go wrong with that. I love Shopify. It changed my life. It's so nice when you look at your online store and you realize you're coming up with stuff that's fun and you're selling it to your friends. I love buying merch. I love buying merch.

I should get you a pack. Buddy, I got yours. Are you kidding me? Leanne, yeah, you sent me the jacket, the sweatshirt. You sent me the whole fucking rig. And Leanne wears it. Leanne wears your shit, even the XL stuff you sent me, with pride because she feels like it's like a feather in her hat. Like, I know Young Gravy and he's into, no, some one of those. Yeah.

Hell yeah, hell yeah. All right, for the country collection, I'll get you some goods real soon. So when we talk about the new country album, I know that they have media training. I had to go through media training when I worked at Travel Channel.

Because they're like the same things that sell hip hop albums do not sell country. I would disagree entirely. I would disagree entirely. And I think that's why we're seeing so much of a genre blending of it right now. I think there are many shades of white and many shades of black. And I think that sometimes corporations don't realize that. Like I listen to your album and I got to be honest with you. It is country. It is country. But it's also still you. Which is why I like it. By the way, I'm really getting into country.

Like I've been getting into country now for ever since I started doing, ever since I started getting ready for my special, I just only listened to country. That was something to do with country? That was my OCD. Okay, got it. I saw 1717 on the clock behind you. Okay, where? And I was like, so if I see double numbers, I say a prayer. I see double numbers a lot, like a lot. Elevens, I see elevens nonstop. There's some numbers in my life that I see all the time, and I feel like if I say the number out loud, it's...

I'm, you know, I'm like breaking the trust with whoever is providing those numbers, you know? So I feel when I see one of these numbers associated with something, I spring for it. And it usually seems to work. So I can't leak what they are. But they're very close to what Crystal Girls like on a, what's the numerology? Numerology, yeah. The numbers they like are close to the numbers that I see. This sounds like...

after sex porn star conversation. - Yeah, you would think so. No, I think they're like, you know, to be a porn star, you have to have, you know, gone through, you've seen everything. And at that point, I don't think you believe in shit like that. I think people who have experienced a lot in life

I don't want to hate on the astrology people because it's kind of fun and it's kind of cute. It's kind of fun when you're getting high and you're with a bunch of people and they start reading. I remember college, they read our tarot cards. It's also a great way to hook up with a chick. She's like, I should read your cards. And you're like, fuck, yeah. Crystal girls.

They got it. Yeah. I believe in amethyst. I buy amethyst anywhere I go. If I see amethyst, I buy amethyst. I keep amethyst everywhere. So you're a crystal girl. A little bit. A little bit. And I'm also, blue is my power color. Like blues. I believe in that kind of shit. You know? I believe in some things. Do you believe in God? Not God. Just a blob. I believe that the world that we live in is so...

Intricate, you know, I believe in evolution and science and all that shit The only thing that makes me believe in something higher is just the fact that we got like love and you know joy and all this other stuff that didn't exist Back when there was just amoeba, you know, I mean I mean it didn't exist like 70 years ago You go back 70 fucking years ago. We're in the Great Depression

that's probably 100 years ago 100 years ago we're in the great depression people are living paycheck to paycheck children are working in factories it is joy is something that has shown up recently i heard cheers yeah i'd have to agree i heard someone say to me the other day they just started getting hot showers like 50 years ago jimmy carr said to me you know they just got hot showers 50 years ago see but you know back then the if you don't know about hot showers then

I love cold showers. Maybe that's why we all got fat. If shit hadn't gotten invented, they don't even know it's possible. The bougiest thing you could do in my 20s is, I don't know, smoke a pipe and, you know,

eat some... At one point, they didn't have spice. This is what gets me, is when they didn't have the spice trade, and people in the UK were eating just the most unflavorful food. Something about that. They still do. They still do, especially in Ireland. Something about it, just like... That is tragic, man. The connectivity of the world, I think, has created a lot more enjoyment. I think the...

Internet maybe has kind of added and taken away from it. I think it's added and taken away. I think there's really cool things about the internet. Like I really do. And I try to find the upside of everything. But like this is very against who I am because I don't read comments. I don't read my comments. But what I enjoy, what I really enjoy are funny comments.

Mean comments like funny like when someone does something and as you look at the video you're like oh my god I gotta run to the comments and then the comments are hysterical. I saw someone light up a Friend of mine a friend of mine got oh no it was the fucking person it was someone lighting up Bruce Willis's daughters You know so Bruce Willis's daughters what's up with them? They're fucking awesome. Well, they're awesome Bruce Willis Cholula Cholula

Tallulah Scout and Tallulah Scout and Rumor.

And they're just cool chicks. Okay, here's the rub is their dad has a lot of money, and so they probably don't have to work. So I think people hold that against them is that they consider them nepo babies. Can we see? They're beautiful. Yeah, I'm curious. Well, their parents are Demi Moore and Bruce Willis. Demi? Demi, I think is how you say it. By the way, talk about MILF.

Demi Moore is fucking smoking hot and she's still oh, oh, yeah, okay. She's still got it man She's in you sure as to me it's I hung out with Rob Rob Lowe and he said it's to me go to the fire I think it's rumors. Oh rumor No, can I just saw this the other day one of them just put out an album? Okay, one of them just put out an album. I just was I

Rumor Willis. What a cool fucking name. Scout. Scout. Rumor's like, I don't know if I want to be named Rumor. I like Scout. I think Tallulah is the tightest one, though. Tallulah is... I'm never going to be able to find it. One of them just put an album, and their whole family did a little dance video, and that's where the shitty comments came, and then one of the shitty comments they highlighted, and then I went to that person, and that person fucking follows me. And I was like, God damn it. And then I was like, why can't you be better? Just let... Because

Because one day I'm going to fucking be like Bruce. Bruce is going through some mental or some health issues right now. And my daughter is going to be like, I love my dad. And they'll be posting about my dad's great. And then some fucking. I'm trying not to say. Good one. I know, but I get in a lot of trouble. Hey, it's serving country, man. Today's the day you can say it.

Fuck yes. Because you know the phrase serving? Yeah. No, no, I don't. We were talking about it downstairs. Leanne and Victoria were talking about it. Okay. So just to educate anybody, the album title has a number of different meanings. Um,

I'm serving country, you know, gravy. I've always served the gravy. I've always provided you with, you know, sustenance. But this time I'm serving country, you know, it's, it's, it's gravy that's being served, but it's countrified. And then there's also, I'm serving my country, right? You know, my tour is America only. I'm dialing in on, you know, patriotism, you know, which I haven't in the past, but

and shouting out all the places that I've been and real stories and everything that's American about me. And Shania Twain is on the album, who's Canadian, but besides that, it's very American. Shania Twain is, I imagine she's just fucking beautiful. She's amazing. Is she cool? The final, yeah, I'll get to it. The final meaning is serving people is a phrase, I think popularized by the gay community.

I'm really concerned. No, I love it. Gay is the right way to say that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think it's queer. Have you heard Troye Sivan? Troye Sivan? Yeah. No. Banger music, bro. Really? Yeah. Gay dude? Gay dude. Who's the guy? I was just in Perth, Australia, and I was talking about, like I was on set. Serving? Pull up serving? There you go. Call it the Troye Sivan, though.

Similar to serving realness serving realness to the next level. Oh, baby. I love it It's pussy power bold to the point and overall extravagant any gender is able to serve a mindset dude I serve a lot. Yeah, I love I serve I serve especially if I've had a couple drinks in me and someone decides tell me about like Fucking straight to DVD movies. I'll serve some

Basically, it's... If you talk about something I don't know a lot about, but I feel like I should, I'll serve something. Basically, just slaying at something, doing very good. I learned of it because my ex-girlfriend was a cheerleader who had a lot of really good gay friends around her. So she put me on a show. I was like, you know what, serving country. I almost spelled it that way, but I didn't want to, you know, stir the pot too much.

But that's the last part of it. It's, you know, I'm serving you gravy. I'm getting American on them. And I'd like to say I'm serving cousins. I believe that the two genres, hip hop and country, are kissing cousins. They're very story-based. The song you did with Zac Brown. This is my Zac Brown hat, by the way. Oh, yeah. Yeah. That's stuck in my head. My garage? Yeah. Yeah.

Stuck in my fucking head. I was one of the, I mean, I'm all writer writing melodies, but I actually wrote that. I was staying at his house. I woke up at 8 a.m. and I wrote the hook.

But it was too high for me to sing. So when he came in after breakfast, he snapped on it. So wait, you stayed at Zac Brown's house? Mm-hmm. What's that like? I've stayed with Shania Twain. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Tell me all this. I mean, because Zac Brown is someone I saw one time at CMA. I saw him backstage with his bassist. I went to college with his bassist. And he's got a great fucking voice. He's super dialed in. I'll say that.

I started kind of leaning into country. I mean, I dropped a country trap song in 2019, actually. It's called Tampa Bay Bust Down. It's myself and Chief Keef. And we were trying to think of a, we wanted to call it the something something bust down, you know, and we're trying to think of a city that was country. And neither of us had been to Tampa. Yeah.

And we said, you know what? Let's call it the Tampa Bay bus town. They got to be country down there. And I've since then realized it's just literally the opposite. Tampa's an interesting place because it is, it's my upbringing. So it's like, I think it's country adjacent, but our country, our country like is like,

I always think Florida's a weird place. I would think everywhere besides Tampa around there, Jacksonville and shit is a lot more country. Jacksonville's more country. I would say Ocala's more country. Tallahassee's more country. Gainesville's more country. Destin, all Pensacola, all that's more country. Everything but Miami. Miami is a different country. It's a different country. And then Orlando and Tampa kind of have a weird thing, but all the roots of Orlando and Tampa are old country. It's all old country.

is all old white money. And that is the essence. So as kids, we grew up listening to David Allen Coe. We listened to, God, he would be a great collab. But Tampa also is a big hip hop. Like, I mean, we are. Yeah, basically we just, we guessed and we realized it's not a country place. That was years ago and I got a really good reaction from that. That song I think is almost gold. And,

It was probably about two years ago that I was just kind of getting restless and I was, you know, I've been making the same type of music. It's pretty much all soul samples. Interesting. You know, and that's like, that's like the gravy sound is a soul sample of the trap beat. And we just decided, you know, let's, let's try something new. So I, you know, I,

We made this song called C'est La Vie, which is almost... It's one of my biggest songs now. It's almost like a surf, rock, rap collab. It's like something new. But then... And there's a few songs like that that I did, but...

Then I became close with Hardy. Have you met Hardy? I know Hardy. And got close with that whole camp. Everybody in Nashville is very welcoming. And everywhere that I would go, we'd have all the same fans that were loving Gravy. And I started getting booked on a lot of country shows too. So I thought, you know, I might as well...

revisit the Tampa Bay bus down sound. But even when you watch Hardy, I mean, I just saw Hardy on, I think it was on Kimmel in a straight jacket. Hardy is genre bending. Yeah. Hardy is, Hardy writes country music and he does, he does, I don't think he lets anyone define him. What's interesting with the thing that I think is really fascinating that you said is you were like, you know, I was in a place and I was like a little, you're

for lack of better words, I think I heard you say, I was stagnant. I had made a bunch of great albums and I was like, what am I doing next? I'm at that place where I've written all my hours have been about my family and my kids and now the girls are going to college and it's Leanne and I at home and I got to figure out what I'm writing about. I've been getting on stage with nothing, like nothing and going, I'm just going to figure it out on stage and I'm trying to figure out who I am really. You get caught in this thing of like who people think you are and who you're

And in a weird way, you don't want to let your fans down, but you also want to grow. That's what I think is cool about this album that you put out. Who are you the most excited about getting on your album? Shania Twain was pretty cool. I mean, I met her. I actually met her at a Grammy party. And I knew what Shania Twain looked like, but she changes her hair color all the time. Her appearance changes a lot. And I hadn't thought about her in a while.

I saw this attractive older woman at the party and you know, I just gravy. I was, I was like, I'm going to go speak with this woman. And we talked for a little while. And I think part of the reason we bonded a lot was because I didn't know that much about her and she didn't know that much about me. And then I got to meet her husband. Her husband's like a crazy producer, right?

They swapped. That's the other one. Yeah, Mutt Lang swapped. Now it's Fred Teabott, who's a legend. I met him, and we bonded really hard because he's from Switzerland, and he has joined this family where there's other kids that are not his.

And it's kind of like similar to my situation where my dad was from Switzerland, had kids with one woman, and then met my mom. And then, I don't know, we have kind of like a cute father-son vibe going on. Really? Yeah, yeah. Shania and I, it's not sexual. It's like some mother, you know, it's like some family shit. It's cute. That's fucking awesome. So anyways, they invited me over for Christmas in Geneva. You're good at relationships. I'm bad at relationships.

I'm bad. I don't reply to texts. I have anxiety about it. I'll see a text. You'll send me a text and I'll go like, I'll write three different versions and then I'll just be like, what the fuck? What do I get? Is it an emoji that I'm supposed to send? I just fucking panic. I panic so I don't text people back. I looked at my phone when you were going to the bathroom and it was loaded with texts and I was like, never reply to those people. They'll never hear from me again. So it's one thing as we wrap up, we talk about this album. It came out August 2nd

And it's doing fantastic. You are fucking incredible on it. You're so good at you. You're so good at you Thank you, and it's but you're so good at you on so many levels man I look at a guy like you and I wish I had been you younger. It's not I couldn't have been I wouldn't be the guy I am today I'm Overshare I'm super vulnerable I'm not I'm never sure of myself and like when you walk up everywhere you are you're so good at you and

And I just think that's, you remind me so much of Tommy. It's like I'm drawn to guys like you, Tommy, Rogan, Ari even to an extent, of guys that are very comfortable with who they are, don't need to talk, love to talk, would love to sit with you, love to go to dinner. Like that's like a Tommy move. It's like we should go to dinner and I get fucking anxiety when Tommy wants to go to dinner. I go, what the fuck, is this a business meeting? Yeah, I love a little bro date or a double date, you know, all that sort of thing. Yeah.

Yeah, it's so fun. But what's some of the things that when you go and do a country album where the record label says, hey, man, we love Gravy, but we need less of this and more of this? I mean, it's basically a Young Gravy album, but rather than sampling soul music and doo-wop and the stuff I normally would sample, I was pulling from country music.

you know older Southern rock and all those vibes there's not really many samples it's all pretty much original Stanley Gilbert's fucking amazing so I think I'm gonna kill that's really Gilbert fucking murder the brand we killed the Brantley Gilbert song was one of the last songs we finished for the track there for the album I was in Nashville writing with people and one of them knew Brantley Gilbert they came in with some idea something to do with like a

my life's like a truck or something like that. And I was like, no, no, no, no, we're just, I might cop a truck. I might need to buy myself a truck. And I wrote that hook and that verse and everything real quick. And we sent it to Brantley Gilbert and he actually flew me out to La Crosse, Wisconsin the next day. I hit a show there and I flew private. He flew me out private with his whole management team, got to meet him and everything because he was just such a big fan of the song.

that's like an hour from my hometown which is yeah I was about to say yeah so we just got along well he's a big burly he's a dude he's a dude he's a fucking dude yeah and you should see his manager too his manager's like even taller and bigger it's crazy

But they were awesome people. And we just got along really well. And then I figured he'd deliver on the verse, but he really killed it. That's probably my favorite part of the, like, favorite feature on the album. Which the coolest part about this album is, like, is watching these legends deliver.

It's like you are why I showed up to the party, but I didn't realize you were having catering and that you were going to have mushrooms and there's weed and we got a little bit of blow, but it's clean. I know that there's no fentanyl in it. That's the fun part of this album. It's a fun fucking album. And your lyricism is...

There's a fucking line, and I'm going to fuck the line up, and I know you know the line, but you were talking about maybe pimping out a Cherokee or something. Yeah. It was when I was describing my garage. Yeah, it's my garage. It's all about women and comparing them to cars. Oh, that's one of my favorite fucking things to do in the world. Let me think. I got a wagon here with that black paint. So thick she get back pain.

I'm a Latin girl. That's my hellcat. She's loud as hell. She can't help that. Gotta love Miss Lotus. Fun size and ferocious. Got a slim dick Grand Cherokee and she always gonna take care of me. You know what I'm saying? That's Leanne. Leanne's a Grand Cherokee. There we go. Like a fucking Grand Cherokee Limited that I paid in cash for. It's a great fucking car.

Doesn't turn heads at the valet anymore, but like, uh, but still a great fucking car. I'm still, I'm kind of in the, in the, on the hunt for a car. I have a song called On the Hunt. Also, I don't hear that one. No. But, uh, I'm, uh,

I'm thinking about getting a bigger car. Really? I was thinking maybe the Maybach truck. Dude, what can I tell you? I'm not a car guy, but I can get swept up into car talk and go, oh, that would be cool. One of my favorite songs is by T.I. It's called Wraith. And so T.I., I said I wanted a Wraith, and T.I. DM'd me, and he's like, get one.

And I almost bought a fucking rave. Dude, shit. Share one. We live in the same neighborhood. Yeah, you want to share a rave? Share a rave. Like, they're really expensive. They're expensive, yeah. I have that. It's a little bit better. Do girls make you talk during sex? I like to talk during sex. I think it's weird if we don't. I'm like silent like Helen Keller silent. Yeah? I just started talking a little more, but I only have a few phrases I go to.

Like I don't have a ton of phrases I go to. I'll throw a lot of compliments out like damn baby, you're sexy as fuck. Oh fuck yeah, like mmm yeah baby. I'll do a lot of that you know just like the basics and then you know when I'm like yeah let me hit it from the back like let's switch it up like I feel like if you're not talking it's kind of weird. I mean I think I might say things that like your breath smells so good. Yeah that's funny. You smell so great like.

I didn't talk for probably, honestly, probably like 20 years I didn't talk. And then recently we started getting really intimate and close in a way that I think she instigated it. And I just started talking, but I'm still new at it, so I'm still finding my ground. Sometimes I'll slide into Spanish. You'll slide into Spanish. ¿Dónde está Susana? ¿La cocina? She doesn't know what it means. Where is the kitchen? Yeah. Yeah.

No, en la sala.

Yeah, yeah. That's the next thing, a gravy Spanish album. I would love to. I wish that it would make sense. I just don't think that me and that would, I don't think anyone would really be into it. You never know until you try it. I love like the Coritos music, the new Mexican wave. So you're really into all music. I wouldn't say all music. There's certain things I really love and this is one of them. That's fucking badass. You like Bossa Nova? I don't even know what Bossa Nova is. Brazilian style of kind of chill music.

Beach music music I guess like I've been to Brazil and I've listened to music bossa nova You heard the girl from me Ipanema. Yeah, that's that's bossa nova initially of was it was a bossa nova song Yeah, you're a fucking fascinating guy. You really are fat what I wonder if you know how interesting you are Maybe oh if I was you I'm like I'm a really cool fucking dude. Oh

Like I wake up with panic every morning. I can't imagine being like, I'm going to get into bossa nova today. I love the, one of my things I'm most proud of, I guess, is when I started making music, creating a brand for myself where I kind of was, you know,

Blurring all lines and doing anything and being you know, I was savage from the start I was talking about eating ass on my first hit like I just I made a brand where I could kind of have the freedom to do something and it's like Like sampling Rick Astley. It's like no one would do that. But I'll wave gravy desert then you sampled in the new album you sampled One of the songs I don't know the name of the song. So I want what you're still the one my Shania No, no, no. No you sampled

Fuck. Zach Brown. No. Maybe. No. What is Zach Brown? No. Maybe This Old Town or Chicken Fried.

Was it Chicken Fry? I mean, Chicken Fry, we tried to flip it. Me and Zach did it and it just wasn't working out. So I turned it into like a love song. Same melody on the hook. God, man. See my little Clementine. Ain't so much mighty fine. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Chicken Fry, Chicken Fry. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That was it. I'm sorry. I thought it was Old Town or something. I don't know. But yeah, it's so fucking...

Don't know man. It's funny because we started it together me and Zach at his house and he had all the original stems if he went down into the Depths of his you know collection of guns and guitars and all this cool shit And he found the actual drive with the stems on it, so we tried stems are you know pieces of the different instruments of Separated in a different tracks for anyone who doesn't know thank you. I was like. I don't know what a stem is I

So we found all the little parts so that we could flip the song perfectly. And we started with something, and Clementine, that name was there. But then I was like, you know what? This song is like, it's just too good. It's just the original is too perfect. I don't want to take away from it. I don't want to like fuck it up. So I'm just going to take this melody and make my own whole other song. And that became Clementine.

If you had to make one album with just one of the people you worked with on this album, who would that be? If I had to make one album? They go, hey, just me and you. Let's do just one whole collab album. Like creatively, the way your brain thinks and the way their brain thinks is on the same page. And lyrically and musically, you go, that guy or woman has so much more to offer that even I just wish I had one more day with them. Who would that be? No slight to anyone else, just one person. Probably should not, Twain. Dude. We were in the studio together for...

One day when we booked a studio in Milwaukee, we were in the studio together for 13 hours. And both of her and I were just completely wired, like tapped into making music the whole time. And people were coming and going. People were getting tired, falling asleep, everything. But me and Shania were just on point. It's surprising that only one song by us made the album because there's a lot. Really? But there's going to be a deluxe and stuff. Yeah. Yeah.

Shania Twain probably. Honestly, if I could do a collab album with Shania Twain and Juicy J. Juicy J did one of my favorite remixes of Kesha, Die Young. You ever heard Juicy J on Kesha's Die Young? It's fucking awesome. Sounds tight. It's fucking awesome. Juicy J, Kesha sounds tight. I like Kesha. I think Kesha's fucking amazing. What's up with her these days? I think she's been going through that battle with Dr. Luke or something. Oh.

And so I think she I don't think she has the right to be Kesha like I don't know I'd love to get her on the podcast and talk to her about it. I've hung out with her before she's awesome I'm a big fan of Kesha. I'm a bat. I'm a big fan of Kesha I met someone who told me they were like, you know I've worked with Kesha and I like you and you guys see my brother and sister so much of that to me I was like, okay, what cash it would be fucking awesome. Good either. I'll be down. I remember like her song tick-tock and

Yeah, I was in middle school. That was that was feeling me dude Kesha's Juicy J die young remixes I used to come on stage to that. I'll check that out Dude, this has been fucking amazing. Congrats on the new album. Congrats on that when you go on tour you're on tour soon, right? Yeah, well the tour dates real quick. Yeah, we'll do her click on the most recent post the one with the with the with the smoke and the and the and the my tits out and Just go to the side. Just keep pushing. You're not really see a few cool pics here. I

but I love I would love to fucking read your here it is Chris and gravy um zoom in technically starts September 1st other way Des Moines Louisville Wisconsin Indianapolis Philly it's I I I handpicked the dates for cities that I have really had good shows in so it's all I mean it's very very strongly Midwest and the south

And then, I mean, California and some of the mountain cities. But it's very much. Where am I September 21st? I would love to come down to Tampa and see that. I was going to say, if you want to come to any show, Tampa's probably one of them.

I would say Nashville we're doing two in one night. That'd be fun. I would love to come to your show September 21st in Tampa. And you're from, you're originally from Tampa. I'm from Tampa. And I, that's, yeah, they claim me. I would love that. Dude, where are you playing in Tampa? Yingling Center. Holy shit. That's going to be fucking. The fastest selling show on tour.

God. All right. Tampa. I'll be in Tampa. I'm coming to the Tampa show. That'll be fucking awesome. I want to have you come out and do some introduction or something. Done. Done. That's my sweet spot. It's my favorite thing to do. I get so nervous because I'm good at talking on stage, but an introduction makes me so nervous that I love that energy because I know I can't really fuck it up. All I got to do is say your name.

But the energy. I introduced Marcus King. Yeah, I saw that. I was like, all right, I need this. They wanted me to do this thing where you go one time, dun, two times, dun, dun. But I didn't have in-ear monitors in, so I couldn't hear the band the way they were doing it. So I was like, fuck. So I tried it once, and then I tried it again, and I couldn't hear it. I was like, never mind. I'm just going to introduce him.

him seemed cool yeah it was cool yeah it was a wild show man marcus king's pretty fucking pretty fucking epic i love that kid man i and i say kid because he's so much younger than i am but like he's like he's young he's like he's like 27 or something and going through all this at 27 how old are you 28 i think when we first met i was 25 maybe yeah i like i'm young yeah i uh

I wish I was 20 years younger, but I'm glad I'm not. Like, I like being 51. I like it. I love it. I love where I'm at in my life. And I love that I'm meeting guys like you and that I'm excited by guys like you. I'm excited by guys like Marcus and Jelly and all these great fucking talents I've gotten to meet that I just...

And I love where I'm at musically. If you have anyone to take away from this podcast, I think your takeaway should be explore the beautiful music that's being made. Because there was a day back in the day where people would be like, I don't know, Luke Bryan? I don't know. I'm not into that kind of music. Dude, that motherfucker, that guy. Go watch the Nineball music video and you will change your mind on Zach Bryan.

Wait, Zach Brown or Zach? Well, I said, I said, I said Luke Bryant. Oh, am I saying the wrong fucking word?

Well, everyone in country is first name and last name. Yeah. They're both usually first names. I'm not good at names. Zac Brown's a bad motherfucker. Zac Brown Band has amazing songs. Zac Bryant is also cool. There's a Zac Bryant. There's a fucking Luke Bryant. There's a fucking Zac Brown. By the way, I think so much great music. Secret Time, we're fucking looking at houses in Nashville. I got a queen out there. One of my main...

Probably my main baby. She has like a giant property out in Dixon outside of Nashville. Well, you know what? I know Dixon, yeah. Yeah, and she had moved her whole family out there. Really? Yeah. Leanne got switched when we did Beer Olympics with Bustin' with the Boys.

Leanne was like this is where I want to I want to be here. I want to be here more often Yeah, it's a little high tech, but it's it's it's hectic for you. It's for me. It's easy peasy. Yeah. Oh, I can't walk around Yeah, I can't walk around Nashville. No, you cannot spy one of the worst places Possible for me to walk around cuz everyone's go it's almost like the mothership like people go to see the thing like motherships like like wild these days but like when Nashville's like everyone comes in Nashville to go see the celebrity the star of the music and

Like for me, I can be low-key in Nashville. We went to a show in Nashville. No one even knew who I was and just chilled and had a great time, went to a bar. People were like low-key cool, but I love, I fucking love. And Bargatze's in Nashville and he's gained so much weight. He keeps hitting me up like I need help with my body. He's like, I'm just a mess. I'm a mess. You know Nate Bargatze? Used to be a skinny comedian. Now he's like a bigger dude. He's very funny. Is that how you classify comedians? That's how I classify Nate.

Dude, this has been a great podcast. Thank you for doing it. Thank you for doing it, man. Thank you for joining. And thank you for being so cool. Thank you. No, but you're like a cool dude, and you've always been just kind, and you're a star, and you walk in like a regular person. Hell yeah. You're a star, and you walk in, and you're very casual to say hi to everyone. You know everyone here, and I think, man, that's badass to see. I think that's the key to success for anybody is...

Be nice to people. Don't get any type of ego. Yeah, tell that to Tommy. This has been a great episode. Everyone, go see Young Gravy on tour. Grits and Gravy, starting September 1st, ending November 29th in Minneapolis, Minnesota. Fucking gangster. That's another one you could pull up to. It's going to be a festival. November 29th, I think I'm in... I think Tommy and I are going to... Tommy's got a show at FSU. I think we're going to both go out and ball out at FSU and go see the Florida Gators. Next time you guys have...

Honestly your schedule too because I want to pull up to the show please try to on this past tour and it didn't work I know I know summer shandy. Mm-hmm. What did you think delicious? It's fucking amazing a1 Yeah, it's amazing. It's a sneaky way to let beers fuck with you You can tell that you're getting it like you taste like it's it tastes good, but it's it's potent. It's so good. I'm a fan I gotta go throw a surprise party for Leanne. Oh

I got to piss really bad. If you couldn't tell, I've had to piss for like 20 minutes again. Awesome. Thank you for doing this, brother. Yes. I love you. It has been a while. I love you, dog.