#472 - Is Bigfoot Officially Real?
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Welcome back to the base- Welcome back to the Basement Yard. Frank, how's it going? Don't appreciate how you interrupted. I was doing- I was going for like a slow, steady NPR opening. It was going to include my silky smooth voice. Uh-huh. And it was going to be, you know, just me introducing the show. Yeah. Maybe some things we will or won't get to. Most likely won't. Right. And really just get people, you know, start them off, because a lot of people listen in the morning, start them off on a nice quiet note. Mm-hmm. Can I do it? Go ahead. All right. Go. Can you- well-

No, no, no. Just start on my time. Just start? We're going on my time. Go, go, go. On my time. Go. Hey, guys. See, now I... No, that's horrible. I didn't have it. That was like a weird... Hey, guys. Welcome. It's Frank from the Basement Yard. We're going to have quite the show today. We're going to talk some stuff. Has Joe been to a Diddy party this year? Back up. Back up.

That hasn't happened. Bro, all those names are coming out, man. Hope so. They're coming. Imagine there's a name on there that you know, but it's like not a famous person. It's just like someone who lives on your block. Just like someone from down the block. It's like my neighbor, Jerry. You were there? You know what's funny is I saw someone. There's this Twitter account. Hey, welcome back. Back to fucking PR.

Or... I don't know. But there's this Twitter account that just, like, takes today's stories and, like, puts them in, like, small Seinfeld, like, blurbs for episodes. And it was, like, a Seinfeld episode where fucking...

What's the guy's name? The bald fuck. George? George. Escape me for a second. I was watching it last night where George goes to a ditty party and is photographed but doesn't do anything. And it's just like he gets the credit for being at a party. It's a very Seinfeld-esque episode. But yeah, they're coming. Let's see what happens. I don't think we're going to see any names realistically. I think they're trying to scare people. What are you getting out of that?

Knowing other people are... Yeah, like, what are you scaring them? Like, I think just release the names. Let's find out who's doing it. Who's doing stuff. But see, I think about a bunch of people went to Diddy parties. Right. But it's just the people that were like, co-in like the bad stuff with him. Would you have gone to a Diddy party? See, it's a tough question. Here's the thing. I know, I know. Here's the thing, here's the thing, here's the thing. Give a real answer. I'm going to give a real answer. I'm going to be real first. Be real. If it was like pre-allegations, bro.

And I got invited to a Diddy party. Yeah, I'm showing up, dude. Of course I've showed up. But then if I saw some weird fucking shit that was bad and evil, I'd be like, yo, I'm sorry, guys. Hey, dude.

The verse on Nasty Girl wasn't bad, but I got to get out of here. You know what I'm talking about? This is where I draw the line. Exactly. I like Shake Your Tail Feather just as much as the next person, but I'm not going to stick around if there's a bunch of weird sex shit going on. That's what I'm saying. You know what I mean? I Need a Girl Part 2 is a banger, but this is not the right place to be for me. Exactly. Bad Boys for Life, the beat there is fucking awesome. It is. I love it. Dun, dun, dun, dun, dun.

I mean, it is weird now that he, after these allegations have come out, he's definitely a bad boy. He has been a bad boy. And he will do life.

If these allegations turn out to be true and the long arm of the law does its thing and kind of swiftly serves up a hot steaming plate of justice, maybe. Yeah. We don't know. But at the end of the day, we would have went. I would have went. You would have went. But like, you know, I don't even... I would have been like, hey man, this is a cool party. And then I would have been like, what is that? Bro, can you imagine...

Me and you going to something like that and all of a sudden it's like alright now people are gonna start fucking I'd be like This is my curfew I literally would be like I couldn't do live sex parties. I couldn't do it I don't make me I could do it if there was glass and like I can watch from a

So if you were in like a mezzanine level, you'd be okay. But not if you're like floor seats. If it was like happening down there. Yeah, you wouldn't be able to sit in the pit. You'd have to be like, you need your rich person binoculars to watch. Well, the thing is, germs, gross. Very disgusting. Also, any crimes, I'm out of there. Yeah. I'm out on crime. But here's the thing is that some people at the time might not have known that they were crimes because there's a lot of stuff that went on behind the scenes. You know, like...

Allegedly. Let's make that a veritally abundantly clear. A veritally? Yeah. Is that a word? It's now. It's overtly and veritally. I'm putting them together. Okay, cool. But also, yo, I love all these people just like, oh, these pigs that went to the fucking Diddy parties. Like, you would have went. It was a party. You would have went. And I don't know shit about Diddy. You would have went. I didn't know shit about Diddy. I will say this.

Very aware of the fact that if I was ever at like some high-profile party and someone went drink this I'd be like yeah Yeah, I'm not drinking or eating fucking anything. Yeah, I mean let that should be no matter whose party it is like there are very few people that all of us know that like you accept a drink from yeah, and

Just anytime you go to a party just just just unless you're seeing it poured in front of you Don't drink it right also just a blanket doesn't matter if it's coming from Diddy if it's coming from anybody Just don't this may come as a surprise to some people also I feel like especially me have a have a bit of so shings I so yeah, you are an anxiety if I if I don't know

The people who are throwing this party, I'm not... I don't think I'm going anyway. See, the thing... I would need to know at least a few people. When we were younger, it was different. When we were kids and, you know, into our early adulthood, it was different because you didn't need to really know someone. Like, you'd go to a party because it was a party. Like, they were not, like... It was not rare, but, like, you didn't...

You didn't need a reason. The party brought you there. That's the idea. The idea of the party brought you there. You knew people there. I know, but what I'm saying is now in our current life, the idea of a party without people I know just sounds like a nightmare. I'm just like, I don't want to like... I'm good. You know what I hate? And I don't like... So here's what I don't like, right? Showing up to a place where you don't know anyone. And if I only know one person, then I'm a dog. So now I got to follow this person around. Yes. Like whatever...

But then like also a part of you is like well just make friends like cool But I don't want to have to like hey, what's going on fellas? Like I don't want to do that shit either Going to a party to get to know people. Oh the worst. I if i'm going to a party

I want to know four people. At minimum. I would say three. Okay, that's fine. Three and a half to four. Let's take three and a half. Let's split the middle. We know a half a person. Okay. You know. On average, on average, on average. We're not talking about... Okay, I just want to make sure. We're talking about on average. On average. In a year. Yeah. Averaging out to three and a half. Move forward very close.

I'm just saying like you need to know at least three and a half people there. Yeah. And even like the knowledge of the person could be a half. Like you know their name, you know like you know them, but you don't know them well. You know what I want? I want to know someone who knows the host so that I could be introduced to the host because if I have no connection to the host, I might not go anyway. No, that's a thing. And also like I've always been like this and my friends and I don't know if you made fun of me for it. Probably did. Chances are you probably did. I'll say yes. I don't go to a party that I'm not –

personally invited to I I've always felt that to be like I don't like that you know what I mean like if someone's just like hey come to this party with me and it's like is it your party no just come with me I'm like that's that's uncomfortable for me like the person that is throwing the party doesn't know I'm gonna be there like it's a little weird am I wrong um

In a lot of cases, I would say, yeah, I agree with you. I at least want the person who's throwing the party to be knowledgeable. Knowledgeable that I'm going to be there. Yeah. You know what I mean? Like the idea of like seeing someone and be like, oh, who are you at my party? Like, oh. Especially if it's at a house. I'm definitely not going to do it. I don't want that at all. But imagine like you – imagine you –

My fucking stupid microphone. What laugh was that? Sorry for having fun. Imagine you and Becca went to a party that it was like her friend. Story's over, folks. Story's over. Just move on now. You can't even tell it. Straight into his hand that he said hi to me with twice. Now both hands.

No, but imagine you went to a party and it was like Becca's friend's boss and you went to that. No. That's too many degrees of sex. I will not. Yeah, no. I will not. At their house. Like, no, I'm not doing that. Yeah, that would be very... To this. Very, very... You know what I mean? I don't like that. But see, that's the thing. That is a little bit different because I know Becca and I know Becca and I could go and if it's just her and I at a party...

We can have fun just us. But if it's like, yo, just come and I go and it would be a solo dolo mission.

There's no chance in that situation I'm going. I just would rather not be in that situation. Like, I could go to a place... Like, if me and you went to some, like, event or something, like, I could go... Because we have each other. That's all we need in life. Outside of our, you know, like, there are people... Like, I need my family. You need your watches. And water and food and toilet. You need your watches. You need, you know, your... Shut the fuck up. But...

Like you can go to a thing like that, but like I wouldn't if it was just like me and you it's like Oh go to this party. You don't know anyone. I'd be like no Yeah, I'm not doing that it would be uncomfortable but again like we're also in a weird position where it's like that's kind of like a Business outing for us. You know what I mean? Like if it's like I'm talking about a social part. I

Oh, you're not talking like any like, you know, like a professional gain from it for the podcast. I'm not, no. But like also an event that...

Like, if it's a sporting event or something. Oh, I did that last year. I would go to that. I did that. Because it's like, there's a thing happening. Yeah, exactly. But, like, a house party. No way. And, like, no, I don't want to go. That's murder. That's how murders be happening. Or, like, weird games, you know? We're all going to start playing charades. If someone says, like...

come to this murder mystery just and it's just me getting the invite? No. And I don't know anyone there? No. Because that's how movies start. Yeah. That's how movies start. What's the movie where the white girl's whole family and the family tries to kill her or whatever? Hide and Seek? 1, 2, 3? What's it called? No, not Hide and Seek. Manhunt? I'm not going to say anything. I'm just going to let you find it. Do you know the name? Yes, I do. You do. Truth or Dare. Truth or Dare. No. That is another horror movie, but that's not. But it's like one of those games, right? Yeah. It's like tag, you're it. Nope. Nope.

Come on, you're right there. Give me the first letter. R. Runaway. No. Run and hide. Nuh-uh. Run. Is it run? What do you say when you're playing a game of hide and seek? Alley, alley, oxen free. No, you don't. Run away. No, you don't. Run there. You don't say that either. Race me. Nope. What games are you playing? Wait, does it start with R or are you fucking with me? Yes. Wait, it's a game of tag, you're saying? It's a game of hide and seek. Oh. Run and hide. No. Did I already say that? Yes. Yes.

Run away. Race me. You said race me. I'm just thinking of running.

When you count, say you count to five. Ready or not. There it is. Okay, cool. There you go. Wait, that's the name of the movie? Yeah. And she's like covered in blood at the end. Yes. And everyone keeps dying. Well, spoiler. You know, just spoil a movie. That was in the trailer, baby. I've never seen the movie. Oh, really? No. You should watch it. It's pretty fun. Is it good? It's pretty fun. People get killed. Yes. I mean, that's not a spoiler. Yeah. People die in a movie where there's murder afoot.

I believe in stuff like that. Like, I think that really, really wealthy families, like the Walmarts... Is that what they're called? No, the Waltons? Definitely not the Waltons. The Waltons or whatever. They, like, you know, like, kill... Yeah, I don't... They play the most dangerous game. That's what they're doing. I mean, I don't want to make any accusations about...

One of the most powerful families on the planet. I think the most, to be honest. Yeah, well, so... You do that. Just give me the passwords for everything before you fucking... I was kidding. Yeah. Jokes. No, I think that there are freaky weirdo freaks out there. Yeah. You know, because, you know, that... I mean, and honestly...

There's been some stuff that has come out over the last couple years that has kind of proved that some of that stuff is true. All the stuff with the Epsteins, all the stuff with other people and stuff. Dude, I don't think anyone really realizes how fucking weird that Epstein... I mean, obviously, they realize.

Oh, oh, oh, shed a light. That's not what I meant. Shed a light on him. That's not what I meant. Obviously, we know that it was fucked up, and that's not what I'm saying. But, like, the details of, like, his apartment were so weird. Like, the painting of Bill Clinton, and then he had, like, tits next to the...

bathtub. Like he was like bathing and he'd just be like this. This is what happens. Rubber tits. This is what happens when you have... I had rubber tits once. This is what happens when you... Nope, not gonna move forward. Becca, why'd you have rubber tits? When I was in... Were they on you or they were on your stuff? They were on me. Not like I wore them. When I was in middle school, a friend of mine got me a joke gift from Spencer's and it was... Tits? Yeah. Remember how...

What were those balls that were like filled with like that like like shimmering liquid you know what I'm talking about? I know what they are. Sometimes they come in like a mesh like a jacket and they can like squeeze through it and stuff like that, but it was titties Oh, I had one of those tit stress balls as well. Yeah, I loved it. Yeah, I

You had to? I had to. I got in trouble with them at school. Oh, you can't just carry around little tits. Well, I did. Yeah. But yes, weird, weirdos, all of them. Speaking of weirdos, I randomly came across this the other day. I don't know why. I'm making the segue here now. I don't care, fuck. I don't care, fuck? You don't care, fuck? It's kind of right. It makes sense. Kind of. I saw that someone, it was like, oh, someone just set the world record for drinking a Capri Sun with a paper straw. What?

What do you think it was? 1.2 seconds. 21 seconds. Bro, I could fucking murder that. What do you think the world record for a Capri Sun with a Capri Sun straw is? Probably longer. It's 8 seconds, dude. Wait, really? Yes.

I'm just letting you know, I broke many world records drinking Capri Suns. There's no chance I haven't drank one quicker. Bro, eight seconds is pretty good. 21 seconds, I'll fucking blow that head off. Dude, with a paper straw, though, I think that's what they're saying. But I feel like a paper straw is bigger. A Capri Sun straw is fucking tiny. Dude, a Capri Sun, I can get that down in four seconds flat. Bro, no straw, I'm sucking this thing in two seconds.

No straw? I'm fucking like that, finishing it. Do it one more time. No, I should. Yeah, okay. You see what you did there, right? Stupid fuck. You made it. You got it. Four seconds. Yeah, 100%. But a paper straw, like, I thought they were, like, thicker, so you could probably get more. I love what we have done with paper straws. Like, we got rid of just, like, a great design with plastic straws, and now we're just like, let's paper it up, and it is just ruined drinks.

I've had... I'm not gonna lie. I've been to some places and they have good paper straws. And I'm like, oh, this one's built with some, like, effort. There's some... There's some design behind the fucking... Someone somewhere spent the little extra money on making these straws good. But, like... Dude, I'm sorry. Call me what you want. You know, you can get, uh...

Greta... What's her name? Greta... Thunberg. That's it. They, like, yell at me or whatever. Plastic straws are way better than paper straws. 100%. Like, it's not even fun either. Like, paper straws... Dude, I remember the first time I really... Like, I've had paper straws, I'm sure, before this. But, like, the first time I really remember a paper straw was when we went to Key West. Yeah.

Do me a favor. Try drinking a frozen fucking pina colada out of a paper straw. Yeah. Let me know how much fun you have, okay? No, it's impasse. It's not fun. It's impasse. Because then you're just having just paper. Yeah. And you don't get drunk on paper. I've tried. I've tried as well. It doesn't work. It doesn't. It just tastes weird.

I don't like it. I also don't really like plastic straws that don't bend at the top. I like a little bend. You're a child? Yeah. Yeah, you're a child? Well, a child would be the loop-de-loop straws, which are the top of my list of straws. So then you're definitely a child. 100%. Literally when I was 27 years old on my birthday, my sister got me a fucking straw that spelled out Joey. Oh, that's okay. I just... I think it's cool, but like...

I don't want to have to see the liquid. Like, then it makes a weird... Like, I don't want to watch the liquid, like... Because when you look down, you watch the liquid fucking... That's the best part. Driving the road. I don't want that. You don't want to look at it? No, I just want to... That's the best part about getting a blood test. You can see the blood go. You don't like that? Are you... Was that, like, a joke? Or, like, you're serious about... No.

You... First of all, the best part of the blood test is none of it. None of the part of the blood test. It's not that bad. I don't mind needles, but I'm not, like, I don't like watching the blood escape my body. Dude, I'm not sitting there jerking it. I'm just, like, sitting there, and then, like, the blood comes out, and it's like, whoop, whoop, and then it goes into the little pouch.

And I go, wow, that's a lot of blood. Mine goes into like a little vial. Whatever that, yeah. I'm just gonna say this. Yeah. I got strong blood. That shit fucking hits the back of that vial. It hits that little like cummy substance at the bottom. You know what I'm talking about. I have, you have completely lost me. What are you talking about? In the, in the vials when they take blood, like, you know, they like inject it in and then the fucking shoots to the back of it. There's like a substance at the bottom. I'm pretty sure it's like an anticoagulant, but yeah.

Looks a little semen-y. Oh, I don't know about that. I'm paying attention. I'm watching because I had a bad experience once. I had a nurse who like she didn't have a whole lot of experience. I've got like pretty big veins. I got sick veins, dude. So like so she somehow missed and she just put it in and then we're just both looking at not blood coming out and then she was like, oh shit. And I was like,

Nurses are not supposed to say that. Oh, shit. And then she had to go into the other one. Oh! So I had two little holes so that when I took the band-aid off, like, that night, it looked like I got bit by a little, like, something. Like a spider. A little vampire. A little vampire. Yeah, just like a little fucking two little... I think it was when... What the fuck did I just say? I don't know. I think it was when Becca was in labor with Maeve.

She was like having contractions and the nurse was trying to, you know, put an IV in her and she kept missing and she, she, she hit her like six or seven times. Six or seven? Yeah. Fire this fucking broad. Are you kidding me? I mean, not my, not my call. I know, but I'm saying. Six or seven is wild. That might've been when I got kicked out of the room. It's possible. You're stabbing my wife. Six or seven is bananas. I'll give you one Mulligan for sure. Is there any world where you can't,

Suck down a Capri Sun in quicker than 10 seconds. Bro, I honestly think that I could do it. You could beat the world record? Definitely under 10. They did it and like, dude, let's get some Capri Sun in here. Let's test that. It's hard. It's a small hole. And the fucking straw, it's like sucking it through a needle. Yeah, but here's the thing is you want to get it so like, you know, you're going to know what I'm talking about here. Okay. You want to squeeze enough so the pressure is that it's coming around the straw too. Like, you know when you have to pee and you push your pee stream out. Normally your pee stream is like nice and like,

It follows the laws of urine, I guess. But like when you push too hard and then it's just like fucking like sprays everywhere. Yeah. That's what you need to do with a Capri Sun. You need to let that shit pee in your mouth.

Yeah, I don't understand when you that end part But I do understand like you need a you need it like you can't just allow it to go through the straw You need to add some force of course, but yeah, not too much because it they'll be next because then it'll just piss around you Yeah, but definitely I think I Realistically think we can get a Capri Sun down and I probably five start I'd go vert I'd let gravity kind of help me out too with a little bit of squeeze at the really good point. I didn't even think of

gravity at all. Yeah, gravity, man. It's pushing all of us down. I'm just thinking like just here. Yeah. And then just fucking like Titan submarine this shit. You know what I mean? I mean, that was way too much pressure. You're going to make it mess. All right. Maybe better. Now it just looks like you're... Jesus Christ. What are you doing? I don't want it to look like a dick. Okay, but you're making it look like a fucking massive cock when you do that. This guy's got a fucking five inch circumference going. Wait, that's not big. That's not.

I don't even know. I mean, that's not bad. I was going to say. That's not bad. Like five inches is like what? Like that? So like around? I honestly don't have that. I don't know. I don't know inches, baby. Yeah, I can't. Ideal in feet. That also sounds weird. That sounds very strange, dude. The guy loves feet. It's crazy. You saw me sound like Trump just now? That sounds very weird, dude.

Damn. What were we just talking about? Now I've completely forgotten. Oh, Capri Sun. Capri Sun, yeah. Capri Sun. I think Capri Sun, I would be shocked if I can't get it down in five seconds. 21's a fucking absolute joke. With a paper straw, though. That's the thing, with a paper straw. I don't give a fuck. Do you remember we knew someone in middle school that told us that their dad or grandfather was a competitive Coca-Cola drinker?

No, can I be honest with you? I have no idea what you're talking about, but this sounds like something you would say. Yeah, I mean, no, my grandfather did this game with his knuckles that my dad taught me about. There's a knuckle game being passed down through the generations? Apparently. Apparently my dad told me that my grandfather would, like, on his time in between, like, working at the printing press or I don't fucking know, they would lock middle fingers and

They would turn in opposite directions and like whoever gave up first lost your dad and his brother My dad told me his father. Oh my dad didn't work at a printing press, but I don't fucking know the fuck Why are you telling me about this knuckle game because of the coca-cola drinking the coca-cola drinker? We it's it's someone that we know is that like unknown a well-known well-documented liar. Oh

So like it's on brand, but I remember that. Competitive Coca-Cola drinker. Yeah. Like, and they died because they like burnt a hole in their esophagus or something.

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Sweet. Also, we do have to talk about the fact that there is new... My dad's very excited about this, but there's a brand new video of, allegedly, a Bigfoot hanging out in the woods. Speaking of big feet, your dad's feet, dude. Massive. What the hell is that? He might be one of them. How does he get... This is a serious question. I agree. How does he get shoes? Well,

Well, here's the thing about the shoes. I'm going to not talk about it. The second thing I wanted to say, though, is that I don't know how someone could have that big of feet and be 5'7". Whoa.

Don't look at me. Well, first of all, you say that my foot is like a size five and I'm five foot five. Yeah, but I'm saying that's how he's your father. That's what's going to happen to you. Literally, the man has some clown shoes on. You do have really small feet for, well, I guess they're kind of even small for your size. Take your fucking shoe off right now and show me the tag. Show me the tag right now. I have a problem. I know what size your foot is. What is it? Ten and a half. No, it's not. Yes, it is. I have a size 13 boot E.

What's E? That's my, I don't know, but that's what my shoe is. Boot E? Booty? No, seriously, I have a size 13 foot. Show me. Let's see. Why are you smiling so much? What's so funny, buddy? 10 and a half. You're 10 and a half. Look. You're 10 and a half. Oh, he's going to show me like the European. Oh, I'm size 44. 12. Oh, these are 12. In what, UK? Oh, why are you covering so much? I'm not even playing this game anymore. First of all, you think I can see that?

You're a size 10 and a half. It's a size 12. No, you're not. And these are really tight. Oh, yeah. A big... What the fuck was that? But yo, listen. Big massive feet, dude. Yeah, massive veiny feet. Yes, Bigfoot. Bigfoot. There's a new video of a Bigfoot laying... Bro, laying in the forest, eating a branch. Get the fuck out of here, bud. You think he's stroking his shit? Yeah, Bigfoot's definitely got a...

Big cock. What if the first confirmed video of Bigfoot we have is him just fucking cranking his shit? Or just railing another one. Just railing two big feet. Two big feet. Big feet sex? Yeah, a big foot. There's three something. Oh, there's definitely. Three feet. I know. Yeah. I know those fucking, you know, a bullseye.

Black holes of porn you've gone down in your life. I guarantee there's Bigfoot threesomes I've never seen that but if I do come across it, I will let you know But the Bigfoot he's laying out. He's just chillin. He's chillin this bike It did look like an ad for like it was mad fake. It looked like an ad for Jack. I don't know Jack lit Jack links Oh Jack link, you know like those commercial jerky. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I thought it looked like one of the

Not Lord of the... Planet of the Apes, like, costumes. You know what I mean? Those movies are not with costumes anymore. The old ones, the old ones, the old ones. The old, old, old ones. Yeah, yeah, yeah. From the 60s? That's the only ones I've seen. What? Yeah. Dude, you need to watch the new ones. They are unreal. They're four hours long. I'll do anything but spend my time watching monkeys take over the world. They're really good, though. They're really well-done movies. I don't know. I think...

I want to believe it's fake. I want it to be real. Oh, I see. We're in two completely different boats. You don't... It wouldn't be cool to find out that Bigfoot is real and then you could go, like, try to see him? No, people have been trying to do that for a long time. Like, these fucking poor animals probably just want to be left alone. They're the last... One of the last species on the planet that haven't been identified and they're just like, yo, please just fucking leave us. So you believe? No. I don't know, dude. I really don't know. Like...

I don't care. My dad thinks they travel through wormholes. Yeah. Yeah. Your dad is the problem. He's a fucking moron for that. I don't want to say that, but wormholes moron in Washington. What are we talking? Moron with chode feet. Let me tell you, those things don't make sense. His foot spills out the side of his shoe.

He's got those things. Remember when you were kids and you knew kids that had bigger kids that had shoes and they just fell over the sole of their shoe? You know what I'm talking about? Wide feet. Your dad's feet are not wide. They're wide. They're fucking...

Wide. Obese. Your dad is, like, his feet are huge. I've never seen that. He's got a big foot. It's a big foot. Yeah. Crazy, though. He used to have, this is disgusting, but when we were younger, he would have his shoes and he would put those balls in them. Yeah, I remember those. They're like deodorizer balls. Yeah, yeah. And I would play with them. Yeah, you're a freak. Yeah, well, no, I was. No.

It was a no. Yeah. You know what else I used to brawl? Hold on. I just remember this. You know what I love? Please tell me, you know what I'm talking about? I loved playing with my mom's curlers when I was younger. You know, like how they put them in their hair, but they would all be in this like machine and they were like different sizes. And I would just sit there and I would take them out and I would like go like this. And then I put them back and shit. You have no idea what I'm talking about. No.

Your mom never curled her hair? My mom has naturally curly hair. That is true. Damn, you missed out a good portion of life. No, I didn't. I have a sick life because of it. No, dude. You missed out on a great part. Becca doesn't have this? She has curlers, but she doesn't have like a thing. Oh, she has like the wand. She has the wand, yeah. See, no, back in the day they had the things. I know, they had to put the curlers in and shit like that. I know what you're talking about. I just want to no-sell you because you were really excited about it. I am still excited about it. You shouldn't be. It's honestly one of the dumbest things I've ever heard you excited for.

You know what I used to play with? You're a miserable whore. My mom had those hair clips that I'd put them on my mouth. Teeth, teeth. And I'd go, rah.

What I would do- You know what I'm talking about. I would do that, but you know, I would also put it on my skin, because it made my skin all squiggly. It made it squiggly and hard. And hard. And I would go like this, and I'd go like this. Yes! I would do that too, because like, when it's scrunched like that, and then you can touch it, you're like, oh, my skin's so hard. Yes, I love that. I did, I did, I did, I do. I love a good brush too. Yeah, alright, okay, enough. Like a good brush. Bigfoot. Speaking of brush, Bigfoot. Yeah. You don't think that video's real? Fuck no. It kind of looks real. But like, that's the clearest video we've ever seen.

That's why it's fake. You think so? Bro, I will believe it if like... There's no winning. Everything you'd think is fake. That's not... Bro, me. You are skeptic 101. I am big skeptic. Yeah. So like, what are we talking about here? I'm a big... I'm more of like in a position to believe.

You don't like believing. I don't like believing because it affects... But you don't like saying you don't believe either because, like, just in case. Yeah, I like... So that's a pussy fucking thing. I like to ride the middle. I like to ride the middle because then it affects... Because then you're never wrong. Because then I'm never wrong. That's right, baby. What an asshole. I mean, the unknown of life. It's okay to ride in the middle. You don't need to stake your fucking claim in one side or the other, Joey. Have fun. Have fun. I have a good time. Believe in something. I believe in a ton. I believe in a ton. I believe in happiness. Believe in... Wonder. I believe in happiness and wonder. Love. What...

What do you believe in? Bigfoot. No, you're such a fucking renaissance man. Idiot. I've never even said I believed in Bigfoot. Do you believe in Bigfoot? I don't know. Exactly.

Don't know if I do or not. I'm kind of afraid to believe in him because then if he comes out it's not him, bro It's a species. They yeah Wow No, it's not a misgendering maybe though we don't know I mean they're they're they huge they're huge they are big there have been people who said that they've seen a Bigfoot in the forest and that they like dragged deer

Like up trees and shit and like eat them in the trees. That's so fire. I'm gonna ask you a question here. Yeah. And be fucking honest. Okay. Bigfoot lady comes out. Dogging it? Nah, dude. Nah. Good. She'd probably kill me. Well, she fucking... What are you trying to say?

See, this is why this kid loves Planet of the Apes. Man, horny for apes. No, no, no. Yeah, you are. No, I'm not. Yeah. Horny for apes, dude. They're fucking animals. I'm not into bestiality like you guys are. What is an ape, by the way? Is that just like, is that like gorilla, chimpanzee? I,

Is it all together? It's like an all-encompassing? I don't know. There's a bunch of different types out there. I thought maybe monkey is at the top. I think monkey is just like a class, like dog. It's the blanket. It's like the blanket, like frogs and toads. You got gorillas, chimpanzee, baboons, spider monkeys and shit. Yeah, yeah. Then you got like the other, like the old ones that are extinct, like the giant tapithacith and stuff like that. Frank, I know you made that up, bro. No, no.

Gigantopithecus is like an old type of monkey. Shut the fuck up. I'm telling you right now. I'm telling you, Gigantopithecus is like an old gigant... Gigantopithecus? Yeah. Gigantopithecus is an old type of monkey, dude. It's like what fucking... What's his name? King Louie was from the Jungle Book, dude. He was a Gigantopithecus. You know, I haven't seen that movie. The new one is pretty good. I haven't seen any of it.

You haven't seen the original either? Maybe. I don't know, but I don't know. You remember there was one of those old-time Disney movies that had just no structure? It's just like, let's just put stuff on TV. Bro, Bambi. It's a deer that can't walk. That's it. Even Dumbo. Everything that people remember about Dumbo happens in the first 30 minutes. First of all, it's only an hour movie, too. Yeah. After that... It's crazy how much racism you could fit into a movie in just an hour. If their goal was to make a...

Like tightly compact racist movie. They did it. They did it. They did what they set out to do. I don't think... The creators had a clear vision. I watched it as an adult and I was like, this is a different movie now. I thought it was about an elephant. Yeah, and then you see a couple of crows and you're like, this is about other stuff. Yeah, something else. The railroad workers or something? Because there's a train in it. I'm trying to remember, how does that movie start?

Dumbo's born and everyone's like, ew, fucking ugly elephant. Yeah, what the hell? By the way, that was a cute ass, like you would have to be a real, well, I guess they're all racist elephants in there. So like. I don't think they're racist elephants. No, the crows had racist depiction. And there were a bunch of other people in that. There was the railroad workers. They sing a racist song. Which one was that? Oh my God, dude. The lyrics of that are insane. I think, I feel like we've talked about it before. Have we talked about the lyrics? I don't remember the lyrics. I remember the depiction of. Bro, read the lyrics to that song.

Dude, Disney had some shit. When the fuck did that movie come out? 1948, I think it was. Dumbo. If I got that nailed down. No. 41. Ooh, okay. I'm a little off. Yeah, no. But they didn't care back then. It was actually... Its main themes of bullying, prejudice, and discrimination are as relevant now as they were in the 1940s. So...

They thought... They thought they were going to talk about the bullying against... Like, don't bully this cute elephant. Bully them. Yeah, bully... Yeah, it's like, we'll do more racism. That doesn't make any sense. Yeah, honestly... But even after that, there's some shit. A lot of people... If you watch Aladdin now on Disney+, they have... Aladdin's bad? Well, they have the thing before the movie that's like, there are some lines in here that might not be culturally sensitive and stuff like that. And it's because during...

There's like a couple different things, but the first one that I remember is during the Arabian Nights song. They say like, you know, Arabian Nights, like, you know, it's barbaric, but hey, it's home. Like they're saying like, you know, people that live in like the Middle East are all barbarians and stuff like that. Weird. But yeah, Disney's had some shit.

What if... Well, Walt was, you know... He wasn't a big fan of some people. Yeah. I'm not going to say whom. Right. I've said this before. They froze his head. We should thaw it out and step on it. It's true.

Just kick it around. Yeah. Just kick it around one time around. What would you do if like we actually get Sasquatch? Get it? The Sasquatch. Like we get it and we capture it. We put it in a zoo or something? We put it in a zoo. And then it just, it can speak English, but it's just crazy racist. Like we've been searching all these years. Oh, because they have it. For just like a crazy racist animal that just comes out and he's just like, oh, say something racist. Go. Pretend to be the racist Bigfoot. Say it. Go. Go.

I'm trying to look at these lines you've taught me. Yeah. Oh, don't even. No, that would be nuts. These bigfoot just come out and they're just like, oh, my God. These inner cities are really going to shit, huh? I feel like if we did get big feet that you can make a pretty cool army out of them probably. I mean, that's exactly what's going to happen. Yeah. Give these things guns.

Yeah, they would. It'd be like Jurassic World. It'd be like, let's strap guns. Because they're great hiders, dude. Speaking of hide and seek. Bro. Who's catching a Bigfoot? I know. It's been how long people have been trying. Can't even get them on tape. Send them in. We must really not want to capture these animals. Because if we wanted to, we would have. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, just decimate the forest. Fuck about decimating them. But just like... I'm telling you, we could have done this. I agree. I think that we should...

Get one and just have a chat. Just sit down with it and ask it where it stands on, you know. Bro, imagine this. Because both of these scenarios are crazy. That if they are real, that we can't get a hold of them. And if it's fake, we can't debunk it.

Someone made something up years ago and we're still trying to figure out whether it's true or not. That's how good of a rumor it was. Because for a rumor to spread like that in like the 30s, 40s, 50s, so everyone, it was like known across the world as like Sasquatch, you know, Bigfoot, Sasquatch. Yeah. You got to have some sick rumor telling skills. Bro, and I went to Washington. There are certain towns over there that they're like,

All of their shit is like Sasquatch. Yeah. Dude, when I was in the airport, like getting little trinkets and stuff like that for the kids back home, everything... Has Sasquatch on it. Everything has Sasquatch on it. Maybe that's why...

Because it's like an industry now. Yeah. Because if they prove he's not true, then it's just like they lose out on all this revenue. Who the hell wants to go to fucking Washington? I know it's beautiful. It is beautiful. I love Washington. I know it is. I saw it with you. Not the hiking part. But like... Beautiful place. But I will say this. Maybe it's like the big conspiracy with like, oh, we could cure cancer, but we don't because there's too much money in it. So they won't find Bigfoot or debunk Bigfoot because there's too much money in the merchandising. I got to say, I don't think in the...

Almost 30 years that I have known you I've ever seen your hands move that much in such a short period of time I can get him going You had him, you were out here, you came back here, you went up, you went down, you were all over the place I'm sending signals I kinda want that Sasquatch video to be real Just so everyone can shut the fuck up I'd like them to be real, I would go back and try to find one I've flipped here, I didn't want them now, I kinda hope that they are I would go into the forest with a shotgun just in case they're mean guys

I mean, if they're that big and strong, a shotgun's not going to do a goddamn thing. It's better than not having a shotgun. I would say you would need, like, a bazooka. Frank, one, I can't get a bazooka, and I'm not dragging it through the forest, Frank. You could do it. A grenade. Just have some grenades on you.

You ever see a grenade explode? It's not like how you think. It's not an explosion. It's just, it's a concussive blast. Yeah. It's like, it's not like, like it's not fire. I said, you remember what I said? I was like, yo, if you threw a grenade in this room and you put it over there, like there is a chance you survive. Yeah, absolutely. But like when you do it in video games, you're like, there's no way. Like it's a big explosion. Yeah. It doesn't make it. It's not like a fiery concussion. It's not like a fiery blast. I'll have shrapnel all in me though.

You will be shrapneled up. I will be hurt a lot. Yeah, that would not be sick. No. We do have some sponsors for today also, but if, you know...

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Two in a row. Two in a row. Two in a row. It's getting crazy now. Two in a row. Two in a row. We could probably start believing in, I mean, if we're going to believe you can make a nose, then Bigfoot has a chance of being real. Fuck you. I've been practicing basketball. I keep hearing that. If you and I played one-on-one, I would not get wiped out. I would lose, but I would not be like, it wouldn't be like 12-0. The way you said that too. I've been practicing basketball.

I'm just saying my jumper is now looking a lot more fluid. You know, my ball handling skills still leave a lot to be desired. You know, but the rebounding's there. The rebounding's there. All I need to do is sit under the, you know, sit under the basket and I will beat you. Yeah, you're right. I actually think I might be able to beat you in a game of one-on-one basketball. Really? I think so. What else do you believe? I might be faster than you in a dead sprint.

All right, now we're getting fucking crazy. You don't think so? Absolutely not. You will obviously run fucking circles around me if we were going long distance. But, Frank, what amount of distance do you think you could beat me in a race? 100 feet. How far is 100 feet? Well, it's 100 feet. Is that like 30 yards? Give or take 30.3 or something like that. Dusting you. You know. 30 yards. Are you banana pants? What am I saying?

Wait, it's 33 point something. Yeah, 33 yards. Yeah, yeah. 33 and a third, I believe. Yeah. I think, I think. I think I can. I really do. Good. That counts for nothing, though. I think I can. But like, you have all the gear and stuff. Gear? I think if it was barefoot, I think I could beat you. What does that mean? You have like running gear and stuff like that. Sneakers? Yeah. Is that what you're referring to?

Yeah, I have the gear. You have like running sneakers. Do you have running sneakers? I don't think so. You just have what? Just like sneakers. Loafers. I have loafers. I have sneakers. I have basketball shoes. Yeah. But like those are not meant for running. Those are meant for basketballing. Yeah. Basketballing. Right. Do you remember when we would play? I don't know if you remember this.

When we were younger and we'd play kickball, which bring it back. Let me tell you. I like kickball. I love kickball. An adult kickball league. I would love to do adult kickball. They have some of those in Brooklyn. I know. I wouldn't do a league though. That's sad. That would be really sad. But I used to purposefully, when we played kickball, wear my Timberland boots because I thought it made me kick better. Well, the steel toe, I would assume. Oh, I'm not stupid? It's a steel toe. Oh, so I always thought it was like a dumb thing to do. You're telling me I'm not stupid.

No, I mean, I think like a regular sneaker, but if it was made of steel, it would go further. But it's not the shoe, it's the leg. It's the leg, but it helps. And how you kick. Remember our stupid friends that played soccer would kick with the inside of their foot? Idiots. You gotta kick with your fucking toes, baby. I mean, I don't even know how I would kick a kickball right now. I think I would kick with like the top of my foot. Like I would try to like drag it. You'd get under it? I'd try. I'd try.

Man, good old game of kickball. I don't remember kickball. Miles, Becca, and I played recently, like in the backyard. But like, we should get a big game of Santa Gata Studios kickball. There's not enough of us to fill half a team. We could do five on five. There's not ten of us. Me, you, Keith, Ahmed, Greg, Ant. We just need four more people. Zach, Mikey, Josh. You're breathing. I don't know.

5-on-4, there you go. There we go. We can do it. We can do a little handicap. You know, one catcher, one pitcher. No catcher. No catcher. Two in the outfield, three in the field. I'd put three in the outfield. Put three in the outfield? Maybe. I don't think you need three. I haven't played kickball in a while. Come on. Let's do it. Yeah. We don't have a field. What are we doing? We're not doing this. This is never going to happen. Why are we talking about it? This is insane.

Um, also, can we please talk about the woman that found the rug in her yard? Holy shit. Yes. That's it. So what happened was there was a woman who was like putting up a fence in her backyard. Yeah. Her and her husband, they bought a house and they were putting up a fence and while they were digging, they saw like cloth and they realized like, Oh, this is a rolled up carpet.

I've seen movies. You've seen movies, right? That's a body. You think so? Yeah. So it like opened. There's like a full police investigation going on into it now. What? So what happens, right? You buy a house and it's like your dream house and you're like, all right, you got to do some construction or you're like, I'm going to put a pool in or something like that. So they start digging. They find a body rolled up in a fucking carpet in your backyard. What are you doing?

See, there's more that needs to happen in order for me to really make a fucking move here. No, no, no. Frank. Dead body rolled up in a carpet. This woman also said that her house, she believed her house was haunted because they were- Oh, I would have been out. Yeah. I didn't need to find the body. I hear haunting. I'm fucking up, out. Also, did you ask that when you bought a house? You're like, yeah, was there ghosts? Not when we bought our house, but we went and saw another house-

And it was like a situation where like the people were like really eager. The seller was like, they're really eager to get out. They're, they're open to like real great, you know? And it's like, they wanted to get rid of the house. So when I went with our realtor, I was just like, is there, is there, is this haunted? Cause I think there's like a law and like real, real, realtor ship. They're like, you need to say if it's haunted.

Who makes that call though? The fucking Ghostbusters? Like how can you honestly say? But like reported hauntings. Like if it's like, oh, someone said they might have believed it was haunted. But then everything is haunted, right? But do you believe that? I mean, enough of, if someone else thinks, if someone else thinks something is haunted and they're getting the fuck out of there as quick as possible. Yeah. I'm fucking up and out too. It's definitely enough for me. I don't need to like figure it out. Yeah, no. I'm not fucking around with potential hauntings. Yeah. But.

If it's just the body and there's no other weird stuff happening... Frank, that's a big weird stuff. No, but like, there are probably bodies everywhere that we don't even realize, dude. They're not in my backyard. I mean, maybe. So, you buy a house, you start digging to put in your pool, and they find a carpet rolled up with a dead body in it. And you go, get the body out of there and put my pool down. I'm going to say this. First place I'm going is to like the township, the town hall or whatever. And I'm going to say, listen...

You gotta drop my property taxes. If they say like, all right, we're gonna cut your property taxes, then I'll be like, all right, I'll stick it out. Frank. I'll get some sage. Are you an idiot? No. They're not going to cut your property taxes. Why not? I bought this land and it's been besmirched with the death of a human. They didn't know.

Exactly. So like it devalues the property. I imagine it does because property taxes are based off the tax assessed value of the home. So now if there's just fucking dead people all over the place. Well, we're talking about one dead B. Dead person all over the place. One John Doe. One John or Jane Doe. Jane Doe. They Doe. What do you say for someone that doesn't identify? Dead Doe. Them Doe. Dead Doe. Them Doe. Yeah. I would need to see more. I need to see like weird stuff happening. Just a body. I can maybe look past it.

That'd be a toughie for me. But then if there was just like a Native American thing next to that body, then I'm not even going to fucking play around. What the fuck does that mean? You've never heard of people saying their houses are on Native American? Yikes. There we go. Native American burial sites or something like that? Oh, yeah. I think that's what the movie The Poltergeist was based on.

I haven't seen that either, but was that where the TV comes on? Have you seen any movies? Poltergeist! 1981! No, I haven't seen it! If you nailed the year on the head, I'm gonna be very impressed. I just want to put this out there. It might have been 78, but it's worth looking. 82. So close. I just threw out a number. That's a really good one. Yeah. So you're telling me- Oh my god, fuck. Ew. Which one? Just this one. It's a clown face. Oh yeah, under the bed. Ew. Ew.

Wait, what? Oh, you didn't see that movie. No. Wait, they did a new one. Oh, they did do a new one. Yeah. They did do it. Yes, they did. You're telling me you go in the backyard, you find a body in a carpet, you're up and out immediately. You're not even asking any other questions. What if it's like the body of like Jimmy Hoffa?

Because then you have a cool fucking, like, it's a spot you can pay people to come see. What if it's a body of, like... I don't want people showing up at my house to look at my yard. If it's, like, a body of, like, a really bad person, like Hitler. I think... What is that body? I think it's, like, burnt up.

We burnt it? I think they burnt it. He burnt it. He like killed himself. Yeah, but that doesn't mean he burnt his body too. Google what... Where's the body? Where's Hitler's body? Where's everybody's body? You know what I mean? That's what I'm talking about. Where is... This is a weird question. I'm sorry, typing in. Oh, they were completely burned and the ashes scattered. But they don't say where they were scattered. Imagine they were scattered on like dog shit. Should be.

That's crazy. That's crazy, though. But, yeah, I mean, if I knew that there was a dead body in my backyard that was, like, buried underneath it, I probably wouldn't walk out barefoot. Oh, in case the icky gets your foot? Well, like, they're in the soil. They also said, I read the story, the girl said it was buried only, like, two feet deep.

That's a murder. That's a lazy murder, by the way. I was going to say, if it's a murder, it's a lazy murder. How far are you digging if you're burying a body? I'm saying minimum four feet. I mean, go all the way. People always say, you know how hard it is to dig a hole? Yeah, I've dug holes. I've dug mad holes. I don't think it's that hard. I mean, it would take an afternoon. I would say two hours to dig a six-foot hole. Bro, have you not seen holes? It takes them all day to dig those holes. Because that's a movie, because they're dumb kids in the middle of the desert with nothing.

Digging a hole in a desert is probably very hard. Yeah, because of heat. Yeah. You know, all that stuff. But you give me a forest or a backyard, give me two hours, you see how big that hole is. There's no way you're digging a six-foot hole in two hours. All right. I'm getting at least three feet in two hours. Yeah, yeah, I agree. I might even get more, dude. I mean, you could dig down, but you have to make it big enough to fit a bod. Unless you fold it up. But it's in a carpet. You can't fold it up. If you fold it up, you can't fold it up.

Bro, you guys don't understand. We are so fucking tired. I'm fried. I am so fried. Mentally, physically, emotionally. Spiritually. Spiritually. Spiritually. Spiritually. Spiritually. We just had Radio City two days ago. We just hung out. Yeah. Big moment for us doing Radio City. It was pretty incredible, honestly. I love how you said, like, yeah, it was pretty incredible. It was fucking otherworldly.

I almost passed out. A different world. My knees got a little shaky the first night. The first show, the first night, we came up on an elevator on the stage, and I yelled and almost threw up. And I wasn't expecting that. If you had thrown up on people in the first row, I would have given you every cent I've ever made from any of these shows. So...

We came up and I, we like said hi to the crowd and stuff. And as we were walking to get our microphones from like the chairs, I said to Frank, I was like, I legitimately almost threw up. And then we're standing there and Frankie's talking and I'm like, oh, I might throw up right now.

I had moments of just like, Ooh, my legs, where'd they go? You know, like there was a, there was a bit of that, but I had a little bit of a power stance. Cause I was worried about that once. Yeah. Once we got moving, I'll tell you this, that second show. Yep. I had to pee the fattest pee that I've ever had to pee. Really? The biggest, fattest.

Just, like, massive... You know, I'm so glad... Like, I didn't want to say this out loud because I thought I would jinx my body, but I'm surprised... Not that I'm surprised, but I'm happy that there was never a situation with either of us of being in the middle of the show and being like, I have to shit so bad. Yeah, that would have been really bad. Horrid. Because, well, then, honestly, if it had happened, just run off, do your thing, and come back, and we're hanging out. I know, but, like, you ideally would not like to do that. Yes, that would be very... I'm not going to hold my pants or, you know, fucking...

Fill it up in the middle of the show. If you had crapped your pants. I told Keith truly transparently. I told Keith, what was it, the second night? Yeah. Because he was laughing about... He was like, what if I pee my pants on stage? And I looked at him in the face. I said, I will give you $5,000 cash. Yeah. Joey said he'd double it. Yeah. I was like, you got $15,000 if you piss your pants on stage. You'll be a hell of a way to end the tour. That would be crazy. Didn't take the bait. He didn't take it. But...

That would have been a first on Radio City? No, probably. Like, those Rockettes are probably wearing diapers in their outfits. And they were pretty strict about unions, so I feel like piss would probably cost a couple bucks. If you got pissed on the stage? A couple dollars, yeah. Probably be a couple cents. Yeah. But it was crazy. It was awesome. It was something that we'll never forget for the rest of our lives. Yeah. Yeah.

Super cool, man. Now we have time to just fucking decompress and catch our breath. Catch our breath, chill out, enjoy Thanksgiving and cream meats. I am going to murder Christmas. Are you kidding me? I'm so excited. I'm not even there yet, bro. I'm thinking about motherfucking, you know, like an autumn and just like a breezy walk with like a hot chocolate. And then like, you know, just fucking like Thanksgiving.

Thanksgiving. Thanksgiving. Yeah. I love a little Thanksgiving. I love orange and brown shit. You know what I mean? Yeah. I'm all right with orange and brown, but I like them separately. You know? No, I like when they're like side by side, like Thanksgiving. Yeah. And then the day after Thanksgiving, full Christmas mode. Yeah. You go, you commit to the bit. Hard body. God damn. Oh yeah. I'm fucking, I'm ready for like pajamas. I'm not. Oh.

I need a pair of slips. I want just a big old candy cane. A big one? Yeah. Damn. Fire. You getting a real tree this year or are you going to be a coward?

I have a tree. Yeah. There he goes. Yeah. I have a tree. Be a fucking adult. I'll get a tree, a real tree when I have a house, but I'm not lugging a fucking fake tree into an elevator down a hallway into my apartment. It's fucking needles everywhere. Not your problem. If there are needles everywhere, let the fucking building that you pay $9 million a fucking month for pay for it. I will say during January, that first two weeks of January, there's fucking needles everywhere. Yeah. Do it, baby. Do it, do it, do it. Uh,

but yeah, we'll figure it out. But yeah, guys, uh,

Can speak for both of us here. Thank you so much for the support. Our fucking dreams came true that night. Like, I can't believe you guys did it. And like, we can't, I'm honestly waiting until we see all the pictures from that night to be like, wow, I can't believe we fucking did that. That's insane. It hit me the night before it hit me a little bit. I was like sitting down. I was just like, holy shit. And Becca was like, are you okay? And I was just like, I had to like fucking like do one of those. You know what I mean? And then, uh, yeah, I think we saw one picture that our buddy Jimmy sent us and we were like, holy shit.

Yeah, it shot a bunch of confetti out at the end of the show. It was just a sick photo. And also, for the cities that we didn't hit this year, there's another year coming. Who knows? We don't know what's going to happen. Who knows, baby? We don't know what's happening here, okay? Uh...

But Frank, where can they find you? Taking a nice long rest in a pile of leaves. Ooh. You know what I'm talking about? Getting a little itchy though. Yeah. A lot of ants in there. Be careful. There are. FAlbers885 on Twitter. TheFrankAlbers on other forms of social media. Guys that love, support. We can't say more.

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