#471 - The Best One Hit Wonders Ever
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Welcome back to the base- Welcome back to the basement yard. What you got there, Frank? Besides that very strange smile. The very strange smile. Yo, be honest with me. Any celebrity smiles scare the shit out of you? And why was it Jack Nicholson's?

I've never seen him smile. You've never? What? That's a... Never seen him smile. But guys, there's new Basement Yard merch. Oh, yeah. Some spooky Basement Yard merch. Spooky-sy. Spooky-sy. That's what it is. It's me and Frank on the back with our signature drinks. If we were to get married, this is what our signature drinks would be. Why would mine be a green one with an eyeball and yours is just a regular... It's Halloween, so... Yeah, but you have a regular espresso martini with three beans in there. I thought...

Athena, what the hell are you trying to insinuate about me? It's because the amount of caffeine is scary. It gets your heart pumping. I think you have no heart. Clearly, you're a skeleton. But these Halloween merch...

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All Halloween merch. And then he included a little note to me saying, fuck you. So go check it out. Pick your poison. We're dying for you to join us. You're going to tell me, you're going to fucking lie and tell me that Jack Nicholson's smile never scared the fucking piss out of you? Where did he smile? He's everywhere. Oh. He's just like...

You know, like him. His Joker smile scared the fuck out of me. Well, that was makeup, brother. That wasn't real. Thank you, Frank. But like his real smile. Bro, look up Jack Nicholson smiling.

It's fucking scary. I'll be honest with you. Jack Nicholson just being where he is is scary enough for me. Like his whole aura? Just when he's sitting at basketball games, you're like, what happened? Is he still going to games? He like disappeared for like two years and then popped up. He's up there. He's in his 80s. He's probably not like good old Jackie Nicks is not going to be around much longer. A legend, but is wasting away. Bro, this guy's been acting for like...

400 years? 60 something years. Yeah. Yeah, you know. I don't think, when was the last time he was in a movie? What's the last movie you remember Jack Nicholson in? Departed? No, that was so long ago. What has he been in after that? I have no idea. What's the rom-com he's in with the other? Something's Gotta Give? That's a good movie. With Diane Keaton? Yo, Diane Keaton, by the way?

You love pants. This dude loves women in pants. She loves to wear pants, dude. I think Diane Keaton is like an attractive older woman. Yeah, she's all right. I mean, you know, like if you were to like... Don't be a hater. I'm not being a hater. Yeah. I'm not being a hater at all. You're being a hater right now. I'm not being a hater. What? Just because I'm saying like Diane Keaton isn't fucking... Yeah. Yeah.

You know where I stand. I think like Susan Sarandon. Diane Keaton is way hotter than Susan Sarandon. Susan, if you're watching this, you're also hot. Beautiful women. Let's not just denigrate them and just say they're both hot. Let's say beautiful women. Thank you. Thank you. Wow, what an ally. Thank you. Oh, I'm sorry. The clap coming from the person that's wearing a fucking windbreaker indoors.

Indoors! Now we just gotta hear We had an interview with People's Magazine yesterday, Frankie showed up in sweatpants. You said you were showing up in sweatpants! I was kidding! Oh. I mean it wasn't like a formal- We asked Frank, "Is it on video?" He's like, "No, it's just in person recorder." And I said, "Sweatpants it is." Like, joking.

A person is coming here and you're sweat panning. I mean, first of all, I still look nice. You got your sweat panties on. Bitch, I still look nice. Don't even get fucking, don't do this. You have sweat panties. Did you bitch about, did you complain about my sweat pants? No, I did not. No, you're doing it right now, you fucking lying. Because you're coming at me. Yeah, you're right. We have to, you know, we take shots back and forth at each other. Back to Jack Nicholson. Departed. Last thing I remember him in.

Hymen? Did you say hymen? Last thing I remember is hymen in. Should we get into a conversation about hymens? Because I don't really know. I mean, I don't know much about hymen. I've never done that. You've never done hymen? No. What is that? I don't even know what that means. I've never like done a hymen up. Like I've never done it up. Oh, like taken one? Yeah. That's what you're referencing? I've never done that. Oh, okay. I mean. No plans. No plans. That's not what I was. I'm not trying to say that. I'm like, no plans of doing that. No plans. No plans.

But I'm just saying but like hymens is it is it like a dental dam? How do you picture it looks? I don't know and I have no desire to find out I'll be very honest with you, but let's have a discussion. I think it's just more like a like Is it a blockade? I don't know. I think it's like a metaphorical flower like is it actually there? Okay flower is wrong. Oh, you know what? I mean like it's like It's like the border is the border actually there?

Between states. That's what I meant. Oh, oh. Like, borders between states. I know, like, the north and south borders. I was like, yeah, there's a border. I know. I know. You worked real hard to get it built. All right. That's enough. I'm just saying, like...

Like, all these lines. Who the hell figures out these lines in states, by the way? You know what I mean? Where they're just like... Bro, also, like, you ever look at Oklahoma? What the fuck is that? That little handle? The little cigar at the end. Some shit happens there. You know what I mean? I don't know what the hell happens there. Yeah, who the fuck... Like, who lives in the cigar? It looks like a meat cleaver. It does look like a cleaver. It does look like one, right? Yeah. I don't trust that whole state for a couple of different reasons. One of them being whatever the hell happens there. Yeah, why is it shaped that way?

It scares me. Have you ever straddled state lines? I've done it. Stood on it and just be like, ooh. Like, I'm in two places at once. No, I didn't. What's that movie that did that? Oh, it was a rom-com. I don't. I'm big on the rom-coms. You're a rom-comman today. I'm common. Romantically. Oh, what's his name? Something Shane something. Dawson. Not Shane Dawson. Shane. Gillis. West? Is that an actor? I don't know. From back. Mandy Moore. Remember the walk? Walk the line? No. No.

I know what to remember! There it is, okay. I was gonna say, I know the movie, I just wanted to see how it- That's "A Walk to the Line", that's Johnny Cash! That's Johnny Cash, that's a good movie too. "A Walk to- Wait, "A Walk to Remember", right? "A Walk to Remember" is Mandy Moore and- She's got stuff and then she's dying. Oh.

I'm pretty sure in that... Just spoil it for the rest of the fucking world. Movies from, like, 1998. There's no spoilers. I think it's from, like, 2003, but, you know... Close enough. But I think in that movie, I could be completely wrong. She, like, straddles both lines. Yeah. Oh, cool, great. You guys, like, stand right here. Whatever the fuck his name is. And he's like, see, now you're in two places at once. Because she had, like, a diary where she wrote, like, a bucket list or some shit. And one of them was, be in two places at once. Bro, I get that it's, like... Maybe this woman should have died sooner. Like...

Be in two places at once. How is that like on your list? Yeah, how fucking boring is your list? That's like putting be invisible on it. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, exactly. You know, but then there is ways to be invisible. You ever see people that do like the whole like they paint them into a wall and stuff like that? Oh, that's pretty cool. There's like, I think he's a Japanese. That's not invisible. I mean, the closest thing we'll get.

Sure. You know, like there's like a Japanese artist who will like stand and like someone will like someone will paint like the like trees and stuff behind them. So it looks like they're a part of their. It's pretty cool. That is cool. But Jack Nicholson. How are we back there? Why not? What do you want to do? Terrifying smile. OK. You're going to tell me that's not scary. Where is this going? Because you came back to this. I'm just saying it's a scary smile. All right. Oh shit. His son.

Is in the new movie Smile, the sequel to Smile. That's where you're going. Are you like paid by this movie to plug it or something? Because you keep coming back to the Smile. I'll be honest. That scared the shit out of me. I don't like that. Especially since we're talking about a horror movie. Talking about a scary movie. No, but if Smile, I mean, Smile 2, if you want to throw some money my way, go for it. I haven't seen the first one. I heard it was pretty good though. I didn't see it, but I did see all their like... It was with Kevin Bacon's daughter. The daughter of Bacon. Yeah, I didn't. I don't know who that is.

You don't know who Kevin Bacon is? I know Kevin Bacon, obviously. Yeah, I know the Bacon. How do you feel about Kevin Bacon? He's a guy. He's Sandlot. That's him, right? Sandlot? Oh, the dad. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I was confused for a second. I was like, those are all kids. I get him and the other guy mixed up who's in Mystic River. Tim Robbins? Tim Robbins. The guy from Shawshank?

No, wasn't he in Mystic River now? I'm confused Mystic River is the it the cop is what I'm talking about. Not like Sean Penn I'm gonna I'm gonna look up not Sean Penn and Mystic River his name I can't remember but he reminds me of Kevin Bacon. Yeah, dude Dave boy. Well, Kevin Bacon's also in Mystic River Oh, that's Kevin Bacon. So say less not the right way. Who are you thinking? I don't even know That's bacon

I thought the dad is Kevin Bacon. No. It's some other guy who looks like Kevin Bacon. Dennis Leary. Dennis Leary. Fuck, now you're confusing me. Dennis Leary looks like Kevin Bacon. Dennis Leary.

He's got vibes. He's got bacon vibes. A little bit of bacon vibes. That's where I was getting... They have a little bit of bacon vibes. We're all over the place. See, you had confused me for a while. I was just like, yeah, wait a sec. He is the dad. Well, they look the same, kind of. They do, kind of. A little bit. But Tim Robbins is also in Mystic River, so I wasn't off on that. Who the fuck is that? Dave Boyle?

Yes. Oh, okay. You really know Mystic River well. You just said Dave Boyle, so it reminded me. Oh, okay. I was going to say, like, you remember the guy's full fucking name? What's that guy's name? Shawshank. Tim Robbins. Tim Robbins. Shawshank. Who's the guy with the big hands who's like, you can do anything? Tony Robbins. That's who that is. Big hands and big teeth. I'm going to tell you something. I remember me. That guy. That guy's Tony Robbins.

Bro, that guy will bite through an aluminum truck. I'm legitimately, I think that his teeth. Speaking of scary smiles. I think that his teeth are made out of elephant tusks and he's 10 foot tall and his hands are way too big. Listen. Guy's big and he's motivating and he does a good job. I've never heard him. I've never sat there and watched a thing. So how do you know he's doing good? How do you know? Because he was in Shallow Hal and that was a good movie. He was, yeah. It's a little bit of a problematic movie now that we look back on it. It doesn't age too well. It ages like mayonnaise, but it's fine. Oh, this fish.

PINK! There's no way you could love this fast, Lars! Who the hell's gonna love this dumb fucking loser? Chill out, Jack Black. And then Jack Black's a hero of being like, I actually like her because of her personality. Yeah, it was like, oh! By the way, Jack Black notably not, like, the slimmest guy on the fucking right, you know? Well, that was part of the joke. Yeah, and then also Jason Alexander has a tail. He has a tail in that? He's a fucking... Yo. That's a good movie, though.

She does break a steel chair. It's a bit of a problematic movie. Yeah, yeah. Looking back on it right now, we are well aware that it is not nice. But yeah, speaking of scary smiles, Tony Robbins on there. Yeah. Well, he just has scary teeth. He's got horse teeth. Well, we haven't been able to confirm where the prosthetic teeth from the mask, the 1994 or three, 94 smash hit, my favorite movie of all time, where it went. Tony Robbins, possible, right? Yeah.

What? You think you'd ever be like a motivational speaker? One, no. Two, what? You just said a whole thing about Tony Robbins. Is he in the mask? No, right? No, I'm saying the teeth from that movie might have been put in his mouth. What's the teeth from that movie? Oh, Jim Carrey's teeth. Yeah, the teeth. Oh, okay. Come on, baby. Follow. Catch up.

We're not making a whole bunch of sense. That was probably the most confusing way to get from Kevin Bacon to Tony Robbins ever. People play... I love playing that game, Six Degrees, it's called. Oh, like try to get your way to... Where it's like through like movies or TV, you need to like work through, you know, like connecting like six people, like two people. It's pretty fun. And like people can do it and it's just like the most insane people that like...

You would never in a million years even think of connecting. Like, I remember I did one that it was like Richard Simmons to like Ben Stiller. Richard Simmons is the workout guy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He just died, RIP. He did die. Guess the workouts didn't work. Well, it worked out. I mean, he died old, I think. How old could he have been? He looked old back then. Well, how old was Richard Simmons? I don't got my phone number. I would say 78. That's not that old.

that's a that's like the average is it i feel like the average is in the 80s now no for women maybe but for men it's like women are smarter they live longer you could do they drink a lot less scotch and cigarettes you drinking cigarettes no i have you drink scotch and cigarettes i i don't drink i do i've had scotch i don't like have it enough to say i do that you know what i mean yeah you know yet

There's still time, honestly. We might just turn a corner. I feel like you are going to get to the point in your life where you're really going to appreciate a recliner and you're going to drink scotch. Already there, baby. Well, I'm saying you're going to drink scotch. You're going to grow out like mad.

A big beard. No. Cigars in the house. First of all, absolutely not. If I start ripping cigars in the house, like we're in for trouble. Like things have gone awry. Yeah, yeah. No, I've never smoked a cigar. No, that's not true. I have smoked a cigar indoors at a cigar bar. Yeah. But like I've never like smoked a cigar in my car or like it's always been out. Oh, no, that's also not true. I used to. Oh, no. You're going to hate this.

I used to, when I was working at Target, in the mornings I would have a- Frankie. You would have a cigar in the morning like you're an old Italian football coach? Before his shift at Target, he would sit outside with a cigar like- Yeah, I mean, I would get the cigarillos so they didn't last as long, but I would like in the car, because that's when I had a fucking- You were blowing them in the car? Oh my god, wait. Windows up or down? Down, babe.

Yo, you're a pig. That's pretty bad. I'm not, you know, that's bad. I was a pig. I am no longer a pig. The funniest part about that is you were 24.

He was 24 years old smoking cigars in the morning in his car before his shift at Target. What a piece of shit, dude. 23, 24. 23 is insane. I don't think that it should be allowed. I think that the age limit on cigars should be at least 27. Now that I look back on it, it wasn't good. It wasn't good. It spoke volumes of how I felt working at Target.

And I mean, it was a stressful job. It was a stressful job, you know? A lot going on. So naturally, as you're on your way at 6 in the morning to Target. 6 a.m. A 6 a.m. cigar is gonna do. Wow. You know, I never really truly realized. I worked every day from 7 to 5. I never, wait, what? Every day. Every day. Every day. Monday to Sunday. So Monday, 7 to 5. Tuesday was my off day.

Wednesday- Why'd you do this? Because the way that they like schedule the work week, it's fucking weird. Wednesday, it was my closing shift, so I went from 2 until basically midnight. And then Thursday was 7 to 5, Friday was 7 to 5, and then Saturdays and Sundays, mostly 7 to 5, sometimes I'd go in at 2 a.m. Jesus. You think I was fucking lying? They work those motherfuckers hard. I don't know how I said hard there. Hard. Hard.

Sounded like fuckin' Daffy Duck? Suckering Suckatash. Yeah, well that's not Daffy Duck. I don't know who that is. Actually, is it Daffy Duck? No, it's Sufferin' Sufferin' Sufferin' Suckatash. That is Daffy Duck, yeah. Or is it the Sylvester Sto- Oh, that is Sylvester! You're right, it is Sylvester the Cat. Sufferin' Suckatash. They're moths! Stars! That's on Space Jam. They're moths! Yeah, that was a good one. They're moths. Stars. What were we talking about?

How you were a slave to Target, apparently. I worked, yeah, yeah, yeah. I didn't know that you worked every day. So the way that they did it was the work week was Sunday to Saturday. Dude, too crazy. I don't think, y'all, I barely care and I know you. I don't think that anyone cares about your Target schedule. You either got the Sunday and Tuesday off or you got the Tuesday and Saturday off. So like you technically worked full weekends every other weekend. It was fucking hard.

It was tough, man. Dude, you know the last- Yeah, of course. On the way to work, it's 6.15, 6.20 in the morning. Time to light up. Just nice Cohiba, you know? It was nice. Dude, I remember the last time that I went to Target, my cashier, I was like checking out. She was super friendly, like this Indian woman. Multiple Van Cleef necklaces and bracelets.

thousands of dollars each of them. The fucking necklace is probably $10,000. The bracelet's like six. She had multiple. How do you know they were real? Did you check them? That is fair. I mean, I didn't put my diamond tester on it. You didn't bring your diamond tester out. But they looked like the fucking ones. It looked like she was just like there to have fun. A lot of people, you know, like... They're loaded, but they're like, my kids are out. I just want to get out of the house. Yeah, they want to do something and work. So like, they fucking, you know, they get after it. Good for them, honestly. Yeah.

There was a woman. Oh, my God. I don't know if I ever told you this. There was a woman who would come into the Target I worked at and would, like, try to get deals. She was known. Try to get deals? I don't remember exactly what her name was, but she was, like, an older, like...

Like what you would imagine, not decrepit. Ew, like gross. Like ew. White? Yes, but you know, there's other stuff too. But like, you remember how like, you know, like the, the, like actresses and like the fifties would dress and stuff like that. And, um, you know, like they would have like all scarves and they'd wear one around their arms and like it hang off the side. It's like Steven Tyler. Technically. Yes. Like Steven Tyler. Yeah. Uh, but she would like, Oh,

Look at that. She would come in and she'd be like, oh, I want this bedspread, but I only want the blanket. So just take it out. And she would like say names. Wait, what? Yeah. She'd say names of people like that. Like, oh, this manager told me it's good. And we'd be like, no. Wait, so she wanted to buy stuff, but there was... I don't need the comforter. Just take the comforter out. Literally. And deduct the price? Yeah. That's amazing. Psychotic. And I had to kick her out. And she would call me on the... Like, she'd call the store and...

And she'd be like, I'm walking around my 10,000 square foot house screaming at the top of my lungs because of you. I've never felt this. I'm going to call the CEO. And I'm like, fucking go ahead. Call the CEO. Get me fired. Do me a favor, bitch. Just target, man. Insane. Why do you think I was ripping fucking, you know, Romeo and Juliet's on the way to fucking. What is that? Cigars, babe. Come on. Where you been? Romeo. I don't know, bro. You had them several times.

Romeo and Juliet? Yeah. I mean, I don't know. A nice Davidoff in the car, just like fucking like getting pissed listening to fucking Elvis Duran.

bro i never knew truly how sad you were it was bad it was bad it was bad that is hysterical i didn't do it every day i did it a handful of times but way more than once which is the issue you know what i mean that's like me i went to that hookah pen phase you did and you went through a black and mild phase that was like four days it was a big

It was a loaded four days. And it was also on the heels of the hookah pen. And then I was like, what am I even doing? Hookah pen is way worse than cigars. Let's just admit that. I don't even know how I got to that point. Because I don't like hookah. Yeah, I've never seen you smoke a legit hookah pipe. I've smoked hookah a handful of times. You guys got to understand something. I don't know if anyone else has the same experience. But where we're from, there was... It was like an entire...

I don't know how else to explain it, but, like, an entire... Like, hookah was, like, a way of life for, like, kids when we were in high school and middle school and stuff like that. So, like, going out to a hookah bar was, like, way fucking cooler than, like, clubbing and shit like that. For, like, two years. It was also, like, little fucking...

Morocco, basically. It was, that block in Astoria. Yeah, that shit was... There was like five hookah bars right next to each other. It really was. And you couldn't walk or drive or anything be within that block without getting a headache because it was just absolutely fucking intense. Yeah, you were going to smell some blueberry hookah or some shit like that. Bro, I remember I went to a hookah bar. I've been to a hookah bar a handful of times. One time in particular, there was a...

uh like clearly like a 17 year old moroccan kid that we knew who like handed me the hookah pipe and i was like no thank you and he's like it's milk flavored and i was like ew what world let me smoke milk it was like it was like a weird culty thing amongst like our friends who by the way none of which were of arabic descent or spoke arabic you know or indian or i liked the pens because i was like

That was bad, Joey. But that was back when those vaping things that look like fucking chargers came out. You remember those things? Oh, yeah. You were blowing fat O's. No, I've never put my mouth on one of those, honestly. Are you sure about that? I swear to God. Not sober. Shh.

I never did any of that. I've only really did the pens. There were times where like, I've hit people's jewels before, but like I was, I never bought a jewel. I never like did any. Yeah, no, I never, I never hit a jewel because I knew from the get go, like something's evil about this shit. Yeah. Lo and behold,

I mean, yeah. There's been some stuff. I mean, it's not really a really difficult call to make. Anything you're smoking is probably not. Well, no, it was introduced as like a healthier alternative to cigarettes. Technically, I think that's true, but also just bad in a different way. I mean, yeah, you're not smoking rat poison. You're smoking fucking shards of aluminum. I don't know the ingredient list. All hearsay, by the way. We don't know. We don't know. This is all possible.

But the Juul phase was a little crazy. Now it's all about those zins. Speaking of zins, I've never done a zin before. I've never done a zin, and it's funny because we were in Texas, and Ahmed's like, yo, you know, I feel so good not smoking. I think I'm going to completely give it up. It's just like I feel like it'd be better for me. I was like, start with the nicotine pouches, brother. Yeah.

I was like, the weed might be okay for you. Like, the nicotine pouches, I can almost guarantee, are not. Yeah, I don't know anything about anything, so I have no idea, but... I don't need to be addicted to anything. I don't think it takes a scientist to realize that putting a pouch of concentrated nicotine into your mouth, shoving it into your gums is not good for you. Yeah, I can't. I can't do it. Sorry. Anyway, we do have some sponsors for today that aren't that company. We have...

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Sincerely from the bottom of our hearts, thank you so much. We really appreciate it. We're excited for these shows, and we're excited to see what's next for The Basement Yard. Yeah. I do have a question, though. Yep. The expression, from the bottom of my heart. What? I think... What does that mean?

Why not just from the whole, like from my heart? But with the bottom of my heart, what does that mean? Because what if it's from the top of your heart? You know what I mean? But the bottom is usually like the oldest, like grossest. Yeah, but think about it. Let's think about it in terms of your dick. Let's think about it. Wrong. Let's not do that. No, no, let's think about it in terms of that. Let's think about it in terms of oysters. Would you eat the bottom of the barrel of oysters? Probably not. No, but no one's saying the bottom barrel of my heart. Someone is just saying like the bottom of my heart, meaning the entirety of it. Think about it like this. I've said it again. In terms of your dick, like...

Who's gonna want your like your tiny little dick head? You know what I mean? Nobody. They want the bottom of your dick shaft. That's what they want. No, they want the whole thing. Exactly. So from the bottom, which means from the shaft all the way up to your tiny little fucking cock head. But you're not saying that. Stop saying that!

But you can say from the from the from my feet to my head or whatever. What's that expression? From the bottom of my feet. No one says that. From there all the way up. No one says from the bottom of my feet. From the bottom of my heart, it went all the way up. Think about it. From the bottom of my tank to the top of my tank. Let's think of it in terms of gas. Like what would someone say? Be like, I'll give you everything from the top of my tank. No. No, you'd say the whole tank.

That's what you would say. Yeah, for my whole heart. You could say that, but that's not what people are saying. That's my question, you dumbass. You're trying to make this make sense. I'm trying to make it logical here. It's not logical. I'm trying to make it logical. Just to say, from the bottom of my heart, that is singling out the bottom portion and saying, from the bottom of my heart. But it's from there, which means it had to travel all the way up.

Unless you took it from the bottom! That's like I said, like, oh, from Astoria to here. You had to travel all through all that way. Frank, you're forgetting. If someone just said... I'm not forgetting. I just don't care. No, clearly you care. You say from Astoria all the way here, but you would have to specify that. Because if you said from here, it's from there. That's it.

From the bottom of my heart all the way through the top of my heart. No one says that. From the bottom of my heart to you, I love you. Like, that's what that means. From the bottom. You're getting like the heart reserves. That's what it means. Like, from the bottom of my tank, from whatever's left over all the way to the top, you're getting the reserves of all the love. The leftovers and the reserves. You're getting all of it. That's whack. You're getting all of the love. It's a full heart.

I want the top! It's a full heart! Give me the top. I want the top of the heart. So you only want the skim off the top. You only want that weird fucking film that's on the top of things. Well, first of all, when you pour things out, it goes from the top down. You don't go bottom up. Does it? Yeah. Or does it come under? No.

Oh shit. I think it's both actually. It funnels into both. I honestly don't even know, dude. But I think... But like, how are you pouring then? Because if you're pouring using a funnel and the funnel's on the bottom, you're getting the best from the bottom. Then the top is the shit that you don't want. Dude. I actually... The reason why... It's an expression that's a little weird to me, but...

There was a time that I went to this bar out in Long Island, and I think I was with Greg, and I was with Thomas. And I was like, can we get oysters? And they were like, yeah, we don't have a dozen. We only have like eight left, but we'll only charge you for six. So it's the last eight that we have. And we're like, oh. Doesn't sound good. Yeah, no. And we ordered them. Bro, these things. Not good? Bro, they look like fucking...

and MCLs in a fucking, it was disgusting. Oh,

And I was like, this is not good. That's bottom of the barrel for me. Yeah, with fish, you don't want the bottom of the barrel because with fish and or seafood, bottom of the barrel is all like dead down there. But like also when people say like, you know, bottom of the barrel, they're talking about like the worst of the whatever. No, when people, what you're referencing is like you're scraping the bottom of the barrel. Right. Which means you're trying to get every last bit of something. That's where the bottom, that's bottom barrel.

But sometimes bottom could be good. I know like you always say that you love being a bottom. You said you're a power bottom. You said, Joey, you said, you said, thank God I'd be bottom. You know what you said? And you were like, yo, I hope someone, you were like, I hope someone scrapes the bottom of my barrel. That doesn't sound like even something that would make a modicum of sense. You said, you said, and I quote, what was the word you just used by the way? Modicum. Modicum. Modicum. Modicum.

Stop what you're doing because you Joey said and I quote like I love being the bottom of this barrel No, and the barrel was a guy named Daryl. So you loved being bottomed by a Daryl the barrel No, that's the guy you met on Fire Island, right? Daryl the barrel bottoms little boys named Joe Okay, I should probably back up a little bit. Yeah, let's back up a little twinks also seen. Yeah, it's not your yeah You he bottoms you is that better? This joke sucks sucking

Make the transition. Go. Say it. Say what you're going to say. Speaking of sucking what? Say it. Say it. It's written right there on my laptop, so just say it. If that's how you're going to make the transition, right there. Say it. Say that. There's a lot of stuff coming out about Diddy. A lot of stuff coming out about P. Did. Yeah. Listen, we don't want to make fun of the potential alleged real-life crimes.

The non-criminal stuff is the stuff we're going to talk about. Well, we don't know if it's non-criminal. It could be complicit in crimes. It could be. But like... A thousand bottles of baby oil is insane. 785 dildos? Oh, I thought it was like thousands. Whatever it is. Or maybe it was 700. More than five dildos. Yeah. 700 dildos. And even five is a stretch, dude. 700 dildos. 700 potentially, 800. How many dildos do you think a woman has through the course of her life?

Four? Maybe? When do you get them? Your first one and then your second one is like in college? You're getting real gross with where that first one, the timeline of that first one. Why? I'm just saying when would that first, like, so what, they get to college with one and then they have another one? I don't know. How many do they have? I don't even know when they get them. I'm saying, and this is, I would say during a lifetime. Four. Four.

More than that is insane. I don't think it's insane More than four you're not gonna have four at the same time Yeah, but I'm saying more than four dildos in your whole life. That's wild dude. These things are built to last Dura last I don't yeah, but it's not about building to last the technology changes and you're like, oh this one grabs the back Yeah, but you know sometimes a good old-fashioned dildo does the trick like you don't need to not for me personally

Yeah. No, I honestly think it's probably closer to like six. Insane. Anything over four I think is crazy, dude. I don't think it's crazy. But you know what? We're not taking into account varietals, you know, and stuff like that. That's what I mean. So like what is considered a dildo? Oh. Oh. Oh. I'll...

Okay, so we'll go dills and vibes and vibes as well. That's good old vibes. Six or seven between the dills and the vibes. All right, I'll say that. Yeah. As a collective experience. A dill vibe. A vibe dill. Yeah. Yeah. I think six or seven is okay. Yeah. 700. 700 is like a lot. That's enough for a hundred women in a lifetime. That's crazy. And also, have you ever in your life

And be honest with me here. Okay. Have you ever in your life purchased one bottle of baby oil?

I don't know. I don't think so. You don't think so, right? No. Not a single one. I don't oil myself up. I don't even know what baby oil is used for. I'm sure people use it for massages. I know, but it's called baby oil. So I'm assuming it's because babies get really bad eczema. They get dry skin and eczema and stuff like that. Oh shit, I didn't even think of that. So I figured that's why. You gotta fucking oil the baby up because they're always like...

Yeah, nieces nephews they have eczema like it was their skin comes out very you know It's it's very fresh and a baby skin is so like it's like almost it feels like a caterpillar it does it does yes A little soft and like hairy. Yeah, there's a lot of peach fuzz on that shit, and it's like what is this? Yeah, so I could see what but like a thousand thousands crazy housing dude. What does baby oil made of is it edible oil?

Like olive oil or vegetable oil or... It's not vegetable oil. I don't know. But then it would be organic. What is baby... I think it's made out of babies. Joey. I've had better jokes. My... It won't open. So I think that we're just going to have to... There it goes. What is baby oil made of? First thing it says here is mayonnaise.

Get the fuck out of here, Joe. I'm making that up. It hasn't even loaded yet. Okay. I don't know what's going on with my compute. Oh, here we go. It's mainly made of mineral oil, which is colorless, odorless, and tasteless hydrocarbon refined from petroleum. Oh, holy shit. It was petrol. Okay. So a thousand bottles is basically like you can use that as gasoline, it sounds like.

I mean, I don't think you could use it as gasoline. I just... And you saw his lawyer was just like, he has a thousand bottles of baby oil because he buys them in bulk. How big are the crates? Also... One thousand? I have bought... From someone who regularly shops at Costco, I've bought things in bulk. The amount of items you need to buy to get that much bulk is crazy. Like, think about it. Like, bulk in like...

from Costco, you can get like, maybe like 120 as a package. So then you need to buy 10 of those packages. Like that's crazy. I think that he's robbing trucks. I think that. Because a thousand, where would you even fucking put that?

I mean, it's Diddy. I presume he has an abundance of space. But then you have to dedicate a whole fucking room to just baby oil. I mean, if you think about it in terms of storage, let's look at a bookshelf, okay? A bookshelf, if you can have a bookshelf that holds five bottles deep, 20 bottles across, that's 100 bottles of shelf.

So now you just need 10 shelves. That's a ton, Frank. I know, but I'm just, I'm thinking out loud here, babe. I'm trying to think if, if I were to buy a thousand bottles of baby oil, I don't think you could do a five deep shelf. That's a deep shelf. Frank, when was the last time you looked at a fucking baby oil bottle? One, two, three, four, five. All right. So maybe, but like they make deep shelves. I assume you could also get like custom made shelves. If you're Mr. Mr. Did Combs. Right. I use his government there.

That's a lot, dude. It's way too much. Way too much baby oil. It also doesn't help him...

With all the other stories that have come out. I am ready to say that if you have a thousand bottles of baby oil, I don't know whether the things he's accused of are true or not, but I know that that is definitely an indication that there is something going on. Oh, yeah. You don't get to have a thousand bottles of baby oil. Obviously, we're going to let the criminal justice system do its job before we make any comments on the alleged crimes.

But something is going on with all that baby. Something's going on with a lot of fucking babies. No one has that. Like, if you walked into a house and they had a thousand of anything. You're up to something. You're up to something. You're up to something. Yeah. And it's not good either. Like, it's just, you're curious. I mean. Unless he's trying to build the world's biggest slip and slide.

But then you wouldn't get them in individual bottles, babe. You would get them delivered in vats or hoses. Frank, I don't know that. Hoses? You can... I imagine you can get... You can't buy a hose filled with something. I imagine if you have a certain amount of money and or power, you can contact... You back up a truck. Let's say Johnson & Johnson. Because those are the baby oil people, right? Yeah. And you say, I need you to show up with a vat...

of baby oil. I need to hook up a hose to it and I need to be able to spray it out of this hose. They'll say, here's the cost. We'll make it work for you. Money talks. Sounds like you went down this road. I haven't been down that slippery slope. I am just saying that I imagine. Have you ever slid on baby oil? I swear in my life, I don't think I've ever been in contact with baby oil knowingly.

knowingly. You've never had baby oil around? Not that I know of. We've never had it for the kids. Really? Never. No eczema? They did have it. Yes, they did. So how do you... We had this other... It was like sea moss lotion and like, you know...

There's a cheap plug here. I guess seri-v, you know, they were they were there we used them a lot They helped out but no oils, you know, laroche helped out a lot too. I gotta say I think baby oil also like ruins your clothes Well, yeah, if you get baby oil on your clothes, I imagine your clothes like you got any oil on your clothes Your clothes are fucked. Yeah, but then you can do the trick that I taught you just dip just the whole thing in oil Just soak the whole shirt. It's gonna be a darker color, but I mean, it's okay. Yeah, i'm not worried about it. Yeah, but

Have you been around, like knowingly been around baby oil? Yeah, I've like put baby oil on my hands before. I don't know. No. You know. No, I'm not like fisting people. That's not what I'm... I mean, why are you putting baby oil on your hands? It's not like it's lotion. It's baby oil. I was just curious. I've never like touched baby oil. So I was like, let me just... Oh, you remember in my... Josh fucking baby oiled his whole body. Josh did baby oil his body. That's right. I think that's when I did it. That might've been when I did it too because he... So you did do it. Yes, I did. Yeah. I forgot. Now I

Suspicious. It's not suspicious. I put it and I rubbed down his back as a bro. You rubbed baby oil over Josh's back? I believe the top of his back. I think everything else he had done himself. Why were you doing this, though? You put baby oil on the top of his back from the bottom of your heart. What?

I don't even know what to say about that. Were you jerking off with baby oil? No, I've never done that. If you jerk off with baby oil, you would rip the skin off your dick. I imagine like the fucking... I don't know. If you can jerk off, you might be too slick. Yeah. Wouldn't even feel it. It's very slippery. Is it? I honestly cannot remember for the life of me. I feel like I remember...

Like setting up a slip and slide and then putting a little bit on it. It may have been in Connecticut, honestly. I remember every time we've done a slip and slide at Connecticut, it was always soap and water. Yeah, I don't know. It was always soap and water. We had, I remember the one we did for Beer Olympics, soap and water. But I don't remember baby oil. Baby oil, we'd fly fucking, we'd skid across the lake like we were, you know, a skipping stone. Right. Yeah.

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We'll see you guys next time. No, I was looking. So apparently, whether it be last week or this week, it was zombie week. What, like National Pancake Day? The fuck? Like Shark Week and now we have zombie week? The other day was National One Hit Wonder Day. Did you see this? We have to stop. The holidays. We've gotten out of control. Although, the Basement Yard boys, we would love a day just of our own.

That's a little crazy. You don't think so? Bro, pancakes, that deserves a holiday. The basement yard, let's get some years. A lot of people believe that we are up there with pancakes. We are in the same stratosphere as pancakes. Anyone who puts this podcast above pancakes is not a friend of mine. Pancakes is not even the best of those savory breakfast meals. Waffles are better than pancakes. Waffles are. We've agreed on that. Belgian, Belgian. I'm cool. Yeah. Hell yeah, I'm cool with that. I like those.

I don't like when they put fucking powdered sugar on my shit. Oh, I like that. I don't fuck with powdered sugar. We agree, though. They're French toast. I love French toast. That's up there, baby. You fuck with powdered sugar? I don't mind it. A little dusting. I don't want this thing to come out looking like fucking Tony Montana. You know what I'm talking about? I don't like it. It makes me choke.

Why? Because it's like dust. I like eat it and then I inhale it. It's on my fucking uvula. And I'm like, trying to eat a fucking piece of French toast. I eat like a normal human being. So I don't like when I put food in my mouth, go. Yeah, I'm not doing that. Apparently you are. If you're inhaling, just fucking put it in your mouth and chew.

I want to hit you as hard as I can. How hard? Because you know what I'm talking about. How hard, bitch? How hard? You've never aspirated eating something or choked. You're pulling out aspirated here while wearing a windbreaker. That's what you're doing? That's a crazy thing to say. That's what you're doing? What'd you say before? A mundly, mundled, mundled, what'd you say? You said a crazy word before. It didn't, you can't remember, so it didn't happen. It did happen. It didn't happen. It didn't, anyone remember it? Didn't think so, bitch. Do you remember it?

No one in here. Yeah, exactly. So you have no one to support your fucking theory. But yeah, apparently like, yeah, then it was like one hit wonder day. Okay. So I just saw a bunch of people posting somebody I used to know by go TA. What happened to that guy? Who cares? That song is a fucking hit baby. I actually hated it when it came out. Well, of course you did because you were counterculture. No, first of all,

what are you speaking to the mirror right now because that is you you refuse to watch jersey shore because you're like everyone likes this i'm not doing it

I just didn't like the song. I didn't, I just, you know what it was? The radio beat the shit out of it. Well, duh. Anytime something is a fucking even small hit, the radio. It ruined it. You were listening to the radio in 2013, Joey? I was in cars. Oh, okay. That makes sense. But that, remember that and Call Me Maybe were out at the exact same time. You know what? That's a song that the radio beat the fuck out of and I still liked it. It's still a good song. It's just so like wholesome and sweet and fun. Yeah. You know, I will say this though. Um,

Somebody I used to know is a fucking absolute banger. It is. I love it now. Any other one-hit wonders you could think of? Turn Me On by Kevin Little. We heard that. Oh, yeah. Be careful with the accent here. That's what the guy says. I don't know. I don't know. We did hear that. At the San Gennaro feast. Yeah, we're like, this isn't Italian. The last place we expect. I expect to hear, you know, like...

Not fucking Turn Me On by Kevin Little. Yeah. God. The Rickroll song. What's it called? Turn Me On.

Oh, Rick Astley? Never Gonna Give You Up. Yeah. Rick Astley, yeah. That's a great song, too. Put you down. I did not expect the guy to look like that. Yeah, to look like a white ginger. Yeah, like I was expecting, like, I don't know. What were you expecting? Never gonna give you up. I was expecting like a... Someone a little more burly. Like Robin Thicke's dad, Alan Thicke. I don't know what that looks like. You know who he is. He's like, yeah. Yeah.

You don't agree? I don't know what Alan Thicke looks like. You know what Alan Thicke looks like. No, I don't. Alan Thicke. But, like, the dude Rick Astley has such, like, a deep voice that I thought he'd be a little more burly. This is what I expected him to look like. Right? That's Robin Thicke's dad? Yeah, of course. Is he an actor? Yeah. What was he in? I think he was Punky Brewster. Maybe he wasn't Punky Brewster. Punky Brewster? It was like a show from the 80s. I'll tell you right now. He's been in stuff. Growing Pains. Okay. Okay.

I'm just like a bunch of random shit. The fact that... Oh wait, that's for music department. Movies. I've made a mistake asking this. I'm realizing it now. He was in the Fuller House show when I came. He was in This Is Us. Nevermind. He was in... I don't know him. I don't care. Not a lot of stuff that you would have seen, honestly. That's fine. Alan Fick. You know, that's who I expected to sing that. Just like a...

Yeah. Just like a cool... There's a cool guy. Yeah, and then you see this guy in the music video. Never gonna give you up. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Never gonna let you down. That song fucking is great still. I still love that song. It's a slap. I'm trying to think of other one-hit wonders. MC Hammer, maybe?

MC Hammer was by definition a one-hit wonder. I think he had another song after that, but then lost all of his money. I'm just going to Google one-hit wonders. We'll kind of just rank these. Ice Baby? Was Vanilla Ice a one-hit wonder? I don't think so. Would you believe me if I told you I have... What about the I'm too sexy for my shirt? Right Said Fred? I think that's what you're saying. Is that his name? Yeah. All right, let's get a list of one-hit wonders. One-hit wonders. Hit me out. What did you say? I don't even know.

He said, hit me out. So 2000s, we have, oh, Eiffel 65. Why do you say, oh, like, of course, like everyone knows Eiffel 65. Well, yeah, I mean. Okay. Oh, the Barbie girl song. Okay. Where does filter take a picture?

Take a picture? Yeah, by Filter. Who the hell is that? I don't know. Why don't you take a picture? Macy Gray is on this? Damn, Macy Gray is kind of a one-hit wonder. She had that one hit. I try to walk away and I stumble. I try to walk away and I stumble. I try to hide it, it's here. My world and you are not here. Goodbye and I choke.

Whoa. The only other thing I remember Macy Gray for is she sang the theme song to As Told by Ginger. You remember that show? Yes. How did it go? Someone once told me the grass is much greener on the other side. On the other side. Yeah, that's a good one too. That's a good song. I do like that. That show sucked though. Teenage Derp Ag is on here. There's no way that band had one hit wonder. Who did that? I'm just a teenage derp.

Weedus I mean I couldn't name you a single other weedus song. Yeah, the Baja men who let the dogs out. I mean they did have some other songs WHO LET THE DOGS OUT? That was crazy. Holy shit that sounded like them. Yo, they had some other songs they did I think I had that album would you believe me if I told you I had their album?

You have the Baja Men album? They had another, I think they did like a cover of like The Lion Sleeps Tonight, you know, where it's just like, oh wee, oh. Damn, the Baja Men. Oh, S Club 7's on here. That's disrespectful. Disrespectful to my S Club 7? Joey would be very upset that he heard that. I never had a dream come true till the day that I met you. Something happens now.

You know what song I heard the other day and I almost lost my mind because I forgot it existed. What? Incomplete by the Backstreet Boys. How's it go? I was like, oh, fuck. That's a good one. I like that. Any other one hit wonders that are worth noting? There's one that I really like. You're not going to know. It's called Right Now by SR-71. It's like a little rock song. It's really good. But My Baby by Romeo. I don't know that one.

Flavor of the Week. American Hi-Fi is not a one-hit wonder. I wouldn't even be able to tell you either song. She's just a flavor of the week. Who did the song? Oh, my God. Alien Ant Farm's on air. What the fuck? Of course, Alien Ant Farm. They had that one hit, and it was a wonder. Smooth Criminal? Yeah. Okay. Sats.

Still Fly by the Big Timers is here. That disrespect to the Big Timers. That is crazy. That's our appreciation. Jimmy E. World. Jimmy E. World, the middle. That is the song. They performed the night before we did in Houston. They did. Yeah. Damn, we have Still Fly. All the Things She Said by Tattoo. You remember that? Oh, hell yeah. That was a big song for the lesbians. All the Things She Said.

They were lesbians. I know I just said it was a big song for lesbians, dude. Bro, when I was younger and I was like, holy shit, lesbians. Like I had to tune in because I was like, I just want to see a lesbian. You wanted to hear the lesbian song. I just wanted to see the lesbian. That was their anthem. I had never seen a lesbian. And I was like, this is my first lesbian. That you knew of. So I turned on TRL and I was like, the lesbians are out there. Well, I remember, I remember in 2003 or 2002, uh, WWE had, uh, Eric Bischoff was bringing out lesbians. Yeah.

You don't remember this? Yeah, HLA. HLA? He was like, we're going to have some hot lesbian action. Yeah. And I was like fucking glued to the TV. And then Three Minute Warning came out and ruined the whole thing for me. I could have seen lesbians on the TV. And way to go, Eric Bischoff. Fuck It by Iman. Disrespect, but I fully...

You used your voice on the Bahamut. Hoobastank, The Reason, definitely one hell of a number. I've never heard another song by them. Obviously. I fully admit that. Are You Gonna Be My Girl by Jet. That's a great song. Also, yeah, dude. That was a big karaoke song for me for a while. They also have, what's the song? Oh, I just missed it.

Oh, "Collide" by Howie Day. That song is so good. What song is that? Who's Howie Day? Somehow find you and I collide. I remember that one. Love that. James Blunt, "You're Beautiful." Yo, no, first of all, this is disrespect because fucking James Blunt. No, fuck James Blunt. Fuck that bitch. You're beautiful. It's true. Am I James Blunt? Joey is the love child of the Baja Men and James Blunt.

Yo, goodbye, my lover, bro. I could legit... Did I disappoint you? Or let you down? Goddamn. Should I be feeling guilty? Daniel Powder, Bad Day. Bro, this was my favorite song.

Don't care about that song. Love that song. Me and Davino loved that song. Yeah, not a flex, honestly. Chameleon Air, ride him. Hell yeah. And he cashed out and he's now doing well for himself. We should have invited Chameleon Air to our Houston show. We should have done that. But I will say this, and I'm not trying to be disrespectful, but the guy looks exactly like, you guessed it, a gecko. Come on. He looks like a gecko. He does look like a lizard. He's got gecko-y. He does. He does. I will say this, though. No disrespect to Mr. Millionaire. Uh...

The Papoose version, the remix is a little bit better. Is that the Papoose? Papoose, Papoose, that's who, Papoose, that's who. I love when you do that. It's so good. Oh yeah? Bro. I think, you know what's funny? Lips of an angel.

I don't know the rest of it. Yeah.

Wait a second. Wait, wait. Bro, you don't know what that song's about? No, is he cheating on his wife? Bro, the song begins with Honey, why you calling me so late? He's cheating on his wife. Who's saying that? Who's saying that? Hinder. Fuck you, Mr. Hinder. Cheating on your wife, you bastard. You two-timing bitch. Lips of an angel is crazy. That's means for sucking. Jibs. Chain hang low. That was my ringtone.

That was my ringtone. Does your chain hang low? Does it wobble to the flow? Rich boy, throw some D's. Remix is crazy. Remix goes so goddamn hard, it's unbelievable. I mean, you're talking the Wayne freestyle. I'm talking the Andre 3000. Kanye's on that too, right? Uh, Andre. Kanye got stacks, y'all already know that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. All right. What else we got on here? I don't know.

I honestly just- Welcome back to Music Talk with the basement boys. I love College by Asher Roth, 2008. Oh my god, that was crazy because that's when we were going away to- That's when one of us were going away to college. And every party was just like, play I Love College. And every person there was just like, I love college! I love drinking! Did you guys do the Sammy Adams version?

I'm sure we did. I hate college, but love all the parties. Remember Sammy Adams, bro? Speaking of no hit wonders, Sammy Adams. No, Sammy Adams had like a couple of college bangers. There's another song. I forget the name of it right now, but he had a moment. I was about to disrespect Mike Posner, but he had a couple hits. The Pose? Yeah, dude. Oh, you guys boys? No, I wish. Seems like a really nice guy. He walked the whole country.

Did he? Yeah, dude. He walked across the country. Why? Just make music, Mike Poza. No one wants to see you walk. They want to hear you make some fucking bops. No, he's a... Some bops. I think you're cooler than me. Yeah. People always send me that picture of that album cover, and they're like, this looks just like you. Yeah, well, people are getting out of hand with that one. Yeah, well, when I had the buzz cut, I looked like... Someone posted a picture recently of Travis Kelsey, and it legit looks like you.

Jeez. That's not really a good thing, I think. Travis Kelsey's a good looking dude. He's older than me. Travis. Kelsey. He's maybe a couple years older than you. Yeah, he might be a couple years older, actually. Not like he's in his 50s. That's true. You're saying that like he's older. He's also fucking dating the biggest star on the planet. Biggest star. All right, well, there you have it. Don't you dare.

There you have it, folks. That is our episode for today. The last episode we were recording before Radio City, I think, Monday. Monday is our Radio City. Last weekly we're recording before Radio City. Chets. Where can they find you? FAlvers85 on Twitter, the Frank Alvarez on all the forms of social media. Patreon.com slash TheBasementYard. Make sure you go check it out. TheBasementYard on all forms of social media. You can also check out JoeSanagato on all forms of social media. Make sure everything at the Sanagato Studios is in your feed because we have a lot of fun over here and we want to do it for you.

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