#461 - Please Don't Do This On Planes
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Welcome back to the base- Welcome back to the basement yard. How's it going, Frank? Fucking binging banging. What does that mean? You know exactly what it means. You go to the gym this morning? I didn't go to the gym this morning. I'm sorry. I'm trying to fucking-

Trying to stay consistent. Did go to the gym when we were away, though. Yeah, you did. You missed out, babe. It was a good time. We had some bro time, Greg and I. I went through a run in a very rich, very rich white Atlanta neighborhood. Joey was ready to call his realtor and start moving cash around. I was not ready to do that. I was actually kind of scared because there was no one around. I was like, I could

Oh, it was like some weird like, you know, like fucking like the watcher like weird. They're gonna finger you and stuff Yeah, like I don't know. Okay. I just got weird vibes. That's one of those conspiracies I do believe in like rich people haven't even know what you're talking about rich people doing like weird sex parties We're like they show up and they like yeah on each other and stuff like that. Yeah, I believe that too They like it's like they have so much money and

They're bored. And they're bored, so they need to feel something. So they cut each other with razor blades and then just fucking moan. They kill a homeless guy in their living room. I was going straight sex. You're going for sacrificial. Yeah, yeah. That's where I'm going. You ever see the movie Ready or Not? Forget about Ready. I have seen that. It's a good movie. I actually haven't seen it. What the hell? I saw a clip of it on TikTok, which feels like I've seen the movie. I promise you have not. Okay. Was it Ready or Not or Hide and Seek?

The one where it's like the, you know what I'm talking about? Ready or not is what you say before hide and seek. So whatever. It's the same thing. It's, it's the, uh, the one where the girl has like survive, but like a hide and seek game and like, it's like billionaires mansion and stuff like that. Like shoot each other with shotguns and shit. It's a good movie, man. You should watch it. I want to watch it. Um,

No, I was thinking of one of the Purge movies. What they do is like the rich people, they're like, I'm not going outside. So they hire a company who bring a person and they all kill them together in their living room. It's like a fun little thing. Rich people, man. Lazy rich people, dude. Lazy rich. You guys suck. Like, I will say that. Don't say you guys. I'm not one of these people.

I don't know. It was a good time, though. Next time we do one of those where we're away and we pick a gym and go to it, you should come. I would. I know you were on a run, but you could run on a treadmill in a gym and then soak it up in the sauna. I mean, I'm not going to pay $50 to run in a gym when I could just run outside. First of all, $75. Jeez. First of all, that was second of all. Now we're on two. Now we're on two of all. Yeah. Yeah.

It was a nice place. They had like, bro, gyms now are like places you don't need to leave. It was like weird. It was like a lifetime, which I've never been to. But Greg was saying, he was like, this is the main competitor to Equinox. And I was like, Greg, just talk normal. There was one across from his apartment. Remember he moved into an apartment and there was roaches, so he moved into a different apartment? Yeah, yeah, yeah. There was one across the street from him, so I went with him one time.

I just said I went with him one time and did this. Who picked number three, my lord? Yeah.

But I went with him one time and we played basketball there and I was like, what the fuck is this place? There was like a bar in it. Bro, there was ridiculous. There were like opposite like pods that you could rent to like stay there all day. There was a barber shop. Barber shop in the gym? Yeah. A coffee shop or like a full like not restaurant, but like you can go and order like, you know, like cauliflower pizzas and shit like that. This feels like money laundering now. Honestly, yes, it fucking does. Yeah, like this is unnecessary. Like give me...

I kind of like there's something appealing about a gym that's just like all the weights are just falling apart and

And like it's a little dingy. Smells like a... It smells like a pool and there's no pool. I like that. You know what I'm saying? Yo, I don't dislike the smell of a pool in the vicinity. I love chlorine smell. I don't like being in chlorine. I don't either. Like if I could feel it in my eyes, I don't like it anymore. I don't like it either. I like that it cleans the water. If I walk in and I'm like, oh, there's a pool about. I don't need to see it. But if I smell a pool... Like a hotel pool. Hotel pools. But those are like crazy pools.

What do you mean? Because they're so full of fucking... No, indoor. Oh! You ever been, like, in the hallway, and you're like, it smells like a pool. Where's the pool? And you just follow your scent. Yeah. And you're like, you feel like Scooby-Doo, because you just follow your nose. And there's that, like, scent-like thing with, like, the fingers on it, like, luring you over. And, like, where's this pool? Pies and pools. There's a very welcoming smell about those two things. Yeah, I don't mind the smell of a fucking chlorine pool. But, um...

One of our next upcoming shows. When we're out west in California, let's go to Muscle Beach. Do what? Work out. What do you mean, do what? I mean, I don't know that two guys who look like this should go to Muscle Beach. What the hell does that mean? I mean, there's guys over there that are actual men. What the hell does that mean?

This is so random, but it brings up a really funny story. At our Atlanta show, there was like... You can only really, at these shows, see maybe the first three or four rows because of the lights and my fucking dog shit eyesight. And then after that, it's all blurry. But at the Atlanta show, there was a guy in the second row who was like...

Like a 70-year-old dad. Nice. And just like, I felt that he had gotten a vasectomy, and we were right. We asked him. He did. He confirmed he did. He did indeed get one, and he was just, we're like, did you get one, sir? And he was like, like, damn, dude. It was a moment of camaraderie. You're not in that club. Thank God. Well, still got my sperm. Go freeze a couple and then snip those bad boys down. Go freeze a couple? Go freeze a couple of jerk-offs. I'm not going to go jerk off into a cup. Why not? Why not?

I don't know. You gotta pay. You know what? I actually looked into that and you have to pay like... I gotta pay to freeze my stuff? You gotta pay to freeze it and then you have to pay like a monthly storage fee. Like it's like a fucking... Like it's like a stop and store. What the fuck? Yeah. Like it's a storage unit? I'm hiding like an old couch in there? Yeah. Because you have to pay for like the hydration. Refrigeration. Excuse me. Not the hydration. Yeah. You know? But isn't that weird? But don't you get paid to donate jizz?

I don't know if maybe you can in certain, but like if you want to like freeze your own gun, yeah. For like your own game. If you want to be like a public servant and like give out your sperm willingly, I think you could probably get paid. But like, if you want to keep it for yourself and your family, did you see the Netflix shit that's out right now? It's about a guy who was like, like a fucking donating sperm addict. And he has like, he don't like, there's tons of women, um,

Like a lot of like lesbian couples that like want to have children and they need a donor or whatever. And they pick this guy because I guess he's like a charming guy. He had like YouTube videos of him like traveling and shit. He had long hair. So they're like, oh, this is cool. He's got nice genetics. Not bald. Yeah, I got you. Yeah. So like not bald. That's a big thing. People look at that. So it's like a lot of people...

He chose this guy, so he has, like, all of these fucking children. But he was, like, a kind of little psychopath. I'm not that far into it. I was just, like... I have a legitimate question. Go. Serious question. Go. Let's take a city... Let's take a smaller city, not like a New York, because there's a million or five million people here or whatever it is. Let's take a city like... Let's take New Haven, for example. Okay. Smaller city. Is it? Smaller than New York City. Sure. All right. Let's go smaller, then.

Let's take a... How many small towns do you know? It's so hard. Let's take like a... I finally turned off. Yeah, finally after two hours. Let's take a... Frank, way too much time to be spending on this. All right, all right, all right. You don't know a small town. Who cares? All right, all right. Think of a number. A town of 5,000. Go. Okay. No, more than that. 10,000. More. Pick the number. This gets so annoying. You're driving me crazy now. All right, let's say under a million people.

So like whatever city you could think of that's under a million people. All right, let's say 500,000. Who cares? Get to the point. Fuck the population. My God. What happens if a guy shacks up in a city like that and he just starts fucking cranking out sperm donation and then like it's used. So like what if he has like 100 kids out there and they meet and they do frick and then they do have kid.

Does anyone stop the thought of that? You never, you never, there's, there's another separate documentary from that of a guy who worked like, um, I think he was like an IVF doctor. I don't know if that's an actual position. Oh, and he would just come and everything. Yeah. So it wouldn't be like this. He would be the one who's like supplying it. So, and he's obviously mad illegal and fucking the guy should burn in hell, rot in hell, burn in rot in hell. Uh, what's worse burning or rotting in hell? Well, you have to, if you're going to burn, you're probably rotting as well.

Yeah, but that's speeding up the process in which you're rotting. Regardless, the guy sucks. But he was jizzing in all these cups and then IVF and whatever, and then people were having kids. But he had his office in one town, obviously. So the surrounding towns where all these women would eventually come, like a lot of those people are related. So they're,

have been a lot of like bro imagine you're like on like a date with someone and then you like like them and fall in love with them and then you find out you're from the fucking same jerk or offer yeah you're you're you're my brother like dude why would you go brother i don't know are they from london all of them they aren't it's like midwest shit i think

Definitely he's not. Midwest is just like... No, I know. I just said that. Pappy and like, you know, like mammy, pappy. Okay. But yeah, so he did that. So there's probably a lot of like accidental... That's crazy. Why would you do that? Because you're a sick fucking freak. That's why. Why would you tell him that? He should fucking...

Separately on two separate occasions burn and rot in hell. Yeah, you know what i'm saying? Like he has a chance to burn in hell put him out and then rot How about burn him from the waist down and let the top half rot? It's not a bad idea. You could put like a like a like a fire blanket around his waist So underneath it just starts burning and on top. It's just naturally decaying Yeah, I feel like now we're going into too much detail. YouTube's not gonna love that. Yeah. Well, oh, yeah, this is a weekly episode We should probably chill out a little bit it is it is it is but um

That would be fucking insane. It's like if like next week Becca and I were to find out that we were both from like What would you do? So this is a legitimate thing because this happened Almost happened I should say but we when we did OPL there was a couple just like uh, I believe was oh, yeah, it was a lesbian couple and they found out that

their mom has something with like, and like they, there's a chance they might be related. Too close. So yeah. So like there was, there was something like that. Like, Oh, your dad dated my mom back in the day. So in those dates add up. So there's a chance, something like that. And like their Tik TOK became this story of like following along and going to get results and finding out. And I'm like, if you find out, cause now they're already in love with each other. Like what the fuck do you do? I mean, you already have children. It's a wrap. Right.

Well, yeah, thankfully we've, I'm pretty sure we're not related at this point in time. Yeah. Well, under God, we're all brothers and sisters. That is right. Under the Lord of him, we are all. Pathically, we are incestuous. That's right. Under the Lord, we are incestuous. One big family. And born with original sin. Right. And we're all American brothers and sisters too. So that's two layers of incest. That's right. And we're all brothers in arms. Brothers and sisters in arms. Right. So that's, yeah. From sea to shining sea. Right. Right.

Don't add another one. I know you're looking for another one in there. I know. Sorry, we have to split. And then I will. You can't. You wouldn't. Of course you wouldn't. Bro, if Becca and I tomorrow were to find out we were related, I would never be able to like look past that. You have children. Yeah. So I feel like that's like the biggest thing. See you kids. Yeah. But you have children already and they're good and healthy.

Nice. It's still weird, dude. It's weird? Still weird. I can't let- I wouldn't be able to let you find out because a platform like this? Forget about it, dude. Oh, like I would leak some information like that. If you- It depends how hard you go. Yeah, well, your wife is your sister!

No, I wouldn't be able to look past that. That's something that is just, that's, that's, that's. Yeah, that's. That's crazy. It would hurt. I would need intense therapy for a very, very long time. What if you found out you were like fourth generation cousins? Does that count? Anything third and closer is bad. I don't even know what a third cousin is. So like my dad's cousin is my third cousin. Who's your second cousin?

Wait a sec. That's what I'm saying. It's weird because it goes like me to my dad, my dad to his aunt, and then his aunt to his cousin. Yeah, so that third is far. It's weird. Too close.

And he just like, if there's a small inkling that like you might be related, just like, like if I ever, if I had before I met Becca, if I had like found, I would never have been able to like date someone with the same last name because it's just like too close. You know what I mean? It's just like, whoa. And yes, Alvarez is a very common last name in the, you know, Latinx community. But I just, I couldn't do it.

It would be too much. Interesting. You know what I mean? Interesting. That would be terrifying because it's like somewhere. Yeah, that's terrifying. You know, although names back then, they were just like, they mean, they meant something. Now it's just like these, you know, like Smith. Remember like the story was because like Smith is because that was their job. Like a blacksmith, you know, and then like Martinez or Alvarez in Spanish, the EZ meant son of. So Alvarez meant you were son of Alvaro.

Martinez meant you were son of Martin. Yeah. Sanchez, son of Sancho. You know what I mean? So like they were just given it like the person's first name could be like, oh, I am Sancho, Sancho, whatever. They used to be like, all right, your kids are Sanchez. Interesting. Just, you know. Yeah. I mean, you know, that's a tough go. Have you ever looked up like the like old English, like, like history of your name? I don't care. But what would it mean? I mean, you know what?

I was just talking. I just did Danny's podcast because he brought it up because he thought it was insane that I thought this. But he was like, don't you want to go to Italy and know where your family's from and go to that town? And I was like, I don't really care. But then he brought up, he's like, when I went, I went to the place where my family was. And he's like, and you can see like, oh, Lopiori Dentistry.

And it's like, wow, that's interesting. Because if I went to Italy. If your fucking distant relative is a dentist? Whoa, dude. Not that if they're a dentist. Just like going. And so you're in some small random ass town in Italy. And it'd be like, oh, the Santagatos are here. And then you spit at them and you say, look at what my life has become. You fucking peasant losers. I wouldn't do that. That's what you would do. But I would go in. I would be like, I would probably start speaking Spanish. Yo soy cousin. What the fuck?

No, I think Becca's family is from a town in Italy called Casano, which that's cooler. But like, you know, whatever. Like, I know like my dad often says he wants to bring us to like the part of Columbia that we're from. Because there's like a lot of family and stuff over there. You'd throw a rock and hit an Alvarez in Columbia. It's not that crazy. Yeah.

I don't know. I'm not, you know me, I'm not a big like world traveler, you know? So like I tend to be okay with like this little corner of the world I've carved out for myself. I think it would be cool to see just to be like, wow. Like imagine I went and like, it was like a pizzeria and I walk in and the guy looks just like me. I'd be like, that would be, that would be cool. Yeah. It'd be like, oh my God, I'm making pizza. It would be like, what's that called? With the multiverse. Parent trap. Wrong.

It would be like the multiverse. Like, like, like, Oh, this is me in a different lifetime making pizzas in Italy, like multiverse of madness or like, yeah, like that. Spider-Man no way home. Kind of like that.

Or like... Stop naming movies. It's like that. Exactly what you think it is. Everything anywhere all at once? Stop naming things. You have it. You're on it. Everything everywhere all at once is what it was. Yeah. Did you ever end up seeing that? I did. I remember the scene with the big dildo hands. Yeah. Well, it wasn't dildo hands. It was hot dog fingers and then they were fighting with dildos.

See? That's what happens. My memory kind of... It all... So many dildos. It's so, so much going on in your head. Hot dogs, dildos. Technically. Hot dogs. What percentage of women do you think have used a hot dog as a dildo? Go. What's your first number that comes to mind? Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom. Three. Three percent? That's probably high. That's probably way high. You think cucumbers higher or lower? Higher. I also think it's higher. It's just got more structural integrity. It does. What about hairbrush? Hairbrush.

This is... Could be 80. This is disgusting. Could be 82%. I don't... It could be 82%. I think... Didn't we talk about that once? That, like, it was, like, 60% or something like that? Oh, is it? Have, like, sexually experimented with a hairbrush or something? Dude, when you're young, like, us... Like, when you're a boy... Uh-uh. No, I wasn't... I'm not shoving a hairbrush in my ass. Not what I was gonna say. I'm saying you figure out ways to, like...

You're figuring out how to use your body or whatever and you're like i'm gonna do weird stuff What were you doing besides fingering your winnie the uh tigger? Yeah stuffed animal Uh, I don't know. I think I was just like pressing on it a lot or whatever the fuck like I don't know You probably do like weird ass shit, dude. Relax. You were jerking off with fucking hair gel So we we know that there's how much hair gel can you feed inside your pee hole? Don't answer that. It's rhetorical moving on um

Speaking of pee, crazy. Did you see the video or the picture of the guy getting arrested for pissing in the middle of a plane? I did see that. Dude, this guy in... The craziest part... What airline, though? I don't remember the airline. Ah. If you were to guess. Spirit. Duh. It's probably not even frowned upon on a Spirit flight. Yeah, it's probably like how they wash their hands. They're just like someone peeing consistently and they're just like...

No, I'm joking. Relax, everyone. But like was sitting first class and like just decided to just piss in the middle of a plane. Which way was he facing? Was he facing the plane or like was he facing the... If this is the aisle, like goes to the back of the plane, he was standing like this. Oh, he was in the front. So he wasn't pissing towards the pilot. No, no, no, no. He was pissing toward the pilot. Does that make it better? Yeah, less people can see. Oh. Yeah, no, no, no. The whole plane was getting a view of his fucking...

Mid-piss dong. Dude, obviously arrest that guy, throw him in jail, bury him under the jail. Illegal, super illegal. Don't bury him under the jail. Put him in it though. But I've been on a plane where I'm like, this may happen. I may have to piss in this aisle right here. When we flew to Puerto Rico, I had within a two hour span, seven mimosas. There was a chance I had accidentally pissed my pants in the seat. So like that could have happened.

Yeah. You also did piss yourself right before the show in Nashville. That was good. Frankie had a nice half dollar size piss. It was a little bit of pee.

But it happens, Joe. Right. It happens. Don't fucking piss shame me. It happened. You love... Well, it happens. You love piss shaming? You love piss shaming people. Who am I shaming piss? Me, Greg, other people. Oh, no, you guys are pissing when there's... We're piss bros. Yeah, there's bathrooms around and you guys are pissing into bottles. That's when I have an issue. Listen, man. And then they sit on your desk. Freaks.

I'm getting you to piss in a bottle. We almost had it on that road trip that we did from Atlanta to Nashville. We almost had to let Greg piss in a bottle. Would it have hurt you if it was done in your vicinity? No. Hurt me? No. I would have just been like, whatever. I mean, if you're going to do it, do it on like a road trip. You make a fucking like a whole routine out of it that you like, I'm going to save it for the car. I don't save it for the car. Are you one of those people that feels weird about pissing in the shower? Yeah.

No. Yeah, yeah. Let it rip. I let it fly. There's some people who are like, oh, I don't do that. It's disgusting. I let it fly. I do like I pee no hands in the shower. Like, woohoo. Yeah, I continue showering and it's like I'm peeing. You're peeing like you're a dog. You're just doing your thing and you're pissing. It makes me feel mad efficient. Like I can do tooth, like I'm an octopus. You know what I mean? Like I'm like doing my hair. I'm peeing. Like I'm doing all types of shit. Exactly. And pissing his pants at the same exact time. Yeah, like I'm washing my hands. I'm getting the soap. I'm getting.

I do love efficiency. That's why while I'm always, well, not always, most of the time when I'm peeing, I flush mid-piss just to get it done. You know, and then I have a little race between me and the toilet. I've done that before. You know? I've lost more than I've won, though. Oh, yeah, 100%. Do you double flush or you just leave it? I just leave it. It's mostly parts per million. It's mostly water than it is piss. So, like, we're good. Yeah, well, no one's going to make a soup out of it. Is piss different at 30,000 feet?

Why would it be different? It's coming out of you, not the plane. I wonder because they say this. I've seen, you know, I watch a lot of tea content and they say don't bring like a pressurized water bottle on a plane because the moment the pressure builds up in there. So when you open it, it fucking bursts. Does that happen in your bladder? Because we're mostly water. I don't think it's because of the water. You just said pressurized. Yeah. Well, because of the water that's in there.

No, it's because of the air that's shoved in. So if I start going, "Pick! Pick!" Will I become pressurized and will my piss be harder? No. You're not a pressurized thing. You're not a fucking can of shaving cream. Of course you're pressurized. There's blood pressure. Yeah, pressure isn't like compressed air, but that helps build pressure.

The answer is no. I don't know how else to convince you that. But you don't even know. You don't even really know. You know, I know. I've gone to the bathroom on planes and it's just been normal. And I've never shot out piss. How do you know? Like a kinked hose. You're going to tell me you haven't pissed so hard on planes? Of course I've pissed hard on planes. I have to hold it while we're climbing. Or is it because you're climbing and then you feel the pressure building and it's like you have a piss explosion? No, I have to piss on the tarmac when we're at sea level and it's

Screaming at me Getting up in the air I just can't wait anymore I have to pee You gotta do big old piss Yeah dude I told this story At one of our shows But I recently jumped out of my seat And I was basically climbing a hill To go fucking piss I pissed everywhere In that fucking bathroom And I felt bad Good A bathroom A plane bathroom piss Is a good piss Bro The last plane that we were on Thank god it was a pee Cause I went in there to pee And I hit the flush Wasn't working

I was like, if I took a dump here and I couldn't flush it, I'd just stay. You'd just piss on it until it became... I would have kicked the fucking flush button, but it wouldn't flush. And eventually I gave up. And you just walked out? I left pissing there. Like it was a football game. You're bad. What's that called? Port-a-potty. You're bad. I will say... I will say... You're bad sexually. You're bad. Piss bad. I will say this person obviously was and should have been arrested and tried for indecent exposure.

Tried. However, have you ever had to pee that bad that you're just like, I'm just going to go right here? All the time. Wait, wait, what? On the plane. No. Obviously not. I've never pissed on the floor of a plane.

What's crazy is he just then sat down and he was just like, I'm going to just do the fight. That's normal. Was he like senile or he was just like a fucking asshole? No, he was like 25, 26. Oh. He was young. Oh, was he like drunk hammered? I don't know. Maybe. Regardless. Yeah. Like you have the wherewithal to not pee. How drunk can you get on a plane? Or you could get drunk in an airport.

Bro, why is it just like you can drink like airports are like the one of the three places you can just drink whenever and no one says anything I've been i've seen some crazy shit in airports where like my flight got delayed So i'm sitting at the bar just like whatever it's it's like 8 30 in the morning and i'm just sitting at the bar and I like i'm having breakfast And this girl comes up next to me. She orders two shots of tequila rips them and walks away

At 8 30 in the morning and I was like what the fuck and then a lot of people have anxiety about flying Ripping two shots of tequila in the morning at 8 30 a.m. That feels like people have to it But another time it was like even earlier my flight was taking off like early And I was sitting at the bar and I was having a coffee and a woman had her daughter with her and I think she ordered just like

Like whiskey neat or something. And I was like, what the fuck? Now? Whiskey neat? People need their fix, man. Yeah. People need their fix. No, but the flying anxiety is a real thing. Flying anxiety. Flying anxiety. Yeah. Flying anxiety. Does it help you to drink a little bit? Have a little bit of toot? Not really. I don't need to. Like, I have had drinks before flights. Yeah. But like, these flights that we've been on, I haven't drank anything on them. You know? Yeah.

I was thinking about when flying to Atlanta, having a drink because we had just sold out another Radio City show. Yeah. But then I said to myself, like, I'm going to wait to celebrate with the boys when I see them. I immediately went and got a...

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Hurting for hurting while you're squirting Joe over there. It's hot in here, baby. It's toasty, man We gotta do something about this can't have this We could what we could do is you know they make now they make those look they're like little fans that clip on your belt And they blow in your shirt. I don't think a fan's gonna help me. I think a fan will help you What's the wettest part into your body right now? My head. Oh my head just sweats the rest of my body doesn't really sweat. Really? Yeah, dude It's like splish splash on my fucking balls right now.

I'm talking like you can walk outside and see donkey. You know, it's like Shrek's swamp. I didn't know where you were going with that. I was like, what the fuck are you talking about? You could do it. You could see donkey. Whatever. Can we talk about... It was a sneeze. I'm sorry. Is there a reason why you sneeze like a Pokemon? It did sound like Togepi. It did. What other Pokemon can you do? That's... I'm not going down this road.

You remember Jigglypuff, dude? I remember Jigglypuff. It was really good. Especially now. But like, what the fuck was that? That was really good, right? How did you have that loaded up and in there? Listen, baby, I'm ready to go all the time. What are you even doing with your mouth and throat to even... I like curl the back of my tongue and like have it press on my vocal cord. I'm like... I could also do stitch. I don't want to hear it. Go ahead, do it. Actually, I want to hear it. Go, go, go, go. I'm just a stitch house.

Yeah, told you dude. Oh man. Disney, I know you're making one. Call me up, bitch. I'm sorry, not the bitch. I want to hate it, but it's good. You can't, dude. You can't hate it. I can also do Arbok. Do it, do it, do it. The evolved form of Ekans, the Pokemon. Do Arbok. Weezing. You remember Weezing, right? Koffing. Yeah, Koffing.

Dude, I could do Pokemon, brother. 100%. Good for you. Name me some other Pokemon now that I think about it. Mr. Mime. That one I can't do.

Anyway, can we talk about this masculinity retreat? Yes, that's also a very hard word for me to say You fucking bastard. Yeah talk about it what happens? Well, apparently there is a new retreat in Italy Mm-hmm, which you want to go Italian brother? Yeah, you're telling brothers where you could pay 10,000 US dollars and

to go to a masculinity retreat. We previously spoke about these. What do you do there? You fuck women? That was supposed to be funnier.

What is a masculinity retreat? It's like those retreats. It's like you want to find your inner out. It's like the alpha male one. Oh, no. Yeah. But Italian version. Apparently this one. Probably a ton of espresso there. Oh, my God. Espresso. Crazy. Grappa. Yeah. What's that? It's like distilled wine. Oh, okay. But it's so this one is you can be in a giant hot tub and be held by your boys and cry.

You could do that for way cheaper, dude. $15 bottle of Josh in a hot tub? I'll be crying in there. Or horny. It's always the extremes in a hot tub. It is. Why does basically not boiling, but like hot water just like bring out like the emotions in people? It's the extreme temperature. You're like extremely horny or extremely sad. Jesus Christ. And it's extremely hot in there.

Wow horny no like hot in the water No, but you said horny you said fucking hot tubs people do have sex and people who have a fucking death wish by the way You can get a fucking what's it yeast infection? That's what i'm saying Yeah, hot tubs are just not i've learned they're just not good things ladies learn your lesson Okay, you want to fucking that hot tub? You'll be making bread a few years later say something get me out of here It's just like you don't need to pay ten thousand dollars to be cuddled by your bro and cry

Yeah, I mean definitely yeah, I mean also I don't know how that's helping masculinity like what does that mean? I don't know because that's what I guess the Italians version of masculinity different than the American version because if that were an American spa, I

They wouldn't call that masculinity, my friends. Let me tell you. Yeah. They wouldn't call it something else. And I'm not going to say it because it's mean. Gay? Yeah. Yeah, that's what they'd call it. Losers down here. They would shame that. I do think that... I think that if you are paying $10,000 to cry in a hot tub with your friends, you're... Come on. I mean, yeah. It's nice. A good cry sesh with your boys, though? Bro, just go to THERPS. What? Therapy. Oh.

No, no, no, no, no that's crying for work. That's someone that wants you to cry therapists want you to cry I'm talking about they don't the boys just chill every time therapy boys just chill it and it's like who wants to cry first You don't cry like that. You have to talk the boys though Like you're crying with the boys is sick The cuddling part is weird but like the pictures are of like the person like crying and like being held and

You know what I like? I like being held in water like that. That's what it is, dude! Oh, see that's cool. I gotta find- I don't know about cry- I don't like crying on my back. I like to cry standing up. You- why? You'll choke? No, well, kind of, yeah. You don't like crying? I don't like crying while laying down, like, "HUH HUH" Can I ask you a serious question? Can I ask you a really serious question? And be fucking honest with me! Good. Do you like the taste of tears? Um, it's okay. They're salty. You would like them, 'cause it's kind of like a martini.

You know what I mean? Martini? Like, it's like salty as hell. Frank drank one of the most disgusting looking martinis recently. It was like literally garbage water. It was a good one. What am I looking at? Oh, this is actually... Oh, wow, they're crying. They're crying, brother. See, they're in water. Oh, that's a good cry. Oh, wow.

And he's holding him with his head behind his- his hand behind his head. Oh, that's a weird one. Listen bros, you don't need to pay $10,000 to cry. Just cry, it's free. You could free cry for sure. Well no, therapy costs money here in the United States because you know- No, I'm saying you could just cry, that's free. But like crying with the bros, dude, that's what I'm saying! Still free! No, 'cause you said Josh. You gotta get a bottle of Josh. You don't have to pay $10,000 is my point.

Yeah, I wonder what they do to make them cry. You ever seen like there was a documentary on Netflix and it was about like those like ayahuasca retreats and like the people that like cry for like six hours non-stop. Or like start throwing up. Well, that's because of the effects that it has. That's what I mean. But like the people that cry, six hours is too long to cry. A good cry. I'd be exhausted. Max, max 30 minutes. I've done, I've done, I've gone long with crying. How long cry? Oh, hours.

At hours. You said it. What do you mean not hours? You said hours. I think like in this, if you take three hours, definitely over an hour of that time cried. So say an hour, Joey. I'm saying a consistent cry.

I'm saying these people cry consistently for six hours. Oh, I don't think a human is capable of that. I think you cry and then you kind of collect yourself and then you cry again. I just, it's funny that like people, like we found, we have found ways to just make money off of people just crying. That's what I'm saying. Like I feel bad. A part of me feels bad for those guys, but it's also like...

Paying $10,000 for this thing, like, it's a scam. I thought I came up with that. I wish I came up with that. Yeah. Like, yo, come here, have your boy hold you, and then cry. But, like, why? If you're gonna, like, be open to... Like, if you're open enough to be emotional around other men, why do you need to pay $10,000 to be able to do that? You know what I mean? I'm sure there's some, like...

Like they give them a list of questions to ask and stuff like that. Like they make it seem like it's a service. I'm sure... And the big pool. The big pool is probably the most... That's probably a lot of maintenance and stuff like that. I love pools, dude. If it's a big, wet, hot pool... If it's an infinity pool, I'll fucking pay money. It didn't look... It looked like it was one of those pools where the bottom is black, though. Yeah.

so like it looks like titanic yeah yeah yeah yeah so it looks like everything is just just the depth i don't like that bro you ever see videos of those pools that are like 75 feet hell no brother those are cool hell no they do those afraid of

Drowning, Joey. What do you mean, what am I afraid of? You can swim. Yeah, but those... When you look down and you see what's down there, a part of your brain is just like, I could drown here. You could drown in anything. I could drown right here, though. No, I don't do... I do. Like, you're gonna say you don't go on, like, a tall building and look over and you're just like, I could jump, man. I do that all the time. There you go. But I don't... Like, what if I just drown? But you can't just drown. You have to, like... It takes time. It takes, like, two minutes. To drown? I don't think it takes very long. I don't know how long it takes to drown, but...

Like if you can like, like I would see videos of the guys like going down, but I feel like my ears pop. I have really bitch ass ears. Yeah, your ears suck. Yeah. Take it easy. You said it. I'm just agreeing with you. I know, but you don't get to say it harder than I said it. That's support though. That's not support. That is support. That isn't support. My ears suck. Yeah, dude, they do. No, see that's support. You saying, yeah, they fucking suck. That's different. Okay. Say it again. That's not, my ears are, what did I say? I have bitch ass ears. Yeah, dude, you do.

Doesn't feel good either. You do work on your ears. This is me trying to be the open up my sinuses or whatever my ear A neti pot? No, that's your nose. Your sinus, brother. This is your sinuses right here. I guess so. Yeah. Like you ever eat something and you like accidentally like and then it's just like stuck back there. Yeah, we just talked about this. Yeah, we did. Anyway, Jesus. We have some more sponsors for today. The first one being hello. How you doing?

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Dude, look at me. I'm sweating. Yeah, it's a little toasty posts in here. It's not a normal amount of degrees in here. Daddy's hurting. Gloria from Astoria is beautiful as always. She is... Look at her. Red hair. Fire crotch. What? What?

Remember when we used to say that about redheaded kids? Like, you got a fire crotch? And it was like, the fuck? I love that, like, it was like a joke. It was like, do the carpets match the drapes? Like, why do you want to know what someone's pubes are so bad? I think of drapes, I think of tits for some reason. I don't think of the charms. No, hair, man, hair. I know, but drapes, that's multiple. Yeah, hair falls to the side. That's what, like, that's the whole idea with hairs.

You really didn't know. You really didn't. That makes sense. That does make sense. It's kind of amazing that like the most basic understand, like the most basic euphemisms need to be explained to you and you don't get them. Get on all fours, the carpets match in the drapes. I still stand by the get on all fours. Like your stupidity is off the roof at this point in time. It is consistently insane. I'm not taking that bait. I know you're fucking doing that. It's off the roof. That's you, bitch.

Anyway, the Gwyneth Paltrow thing. Yeah. You were telling me before the show started. Someone did a fucking big old oopsie poops in her house. Someone took a big nasty. If you could crap in one celebrity's house, it's Gwyneth Paltrow, right? I would like to go to the White House and take a fat shit. Wouldn't that be cool? No one thinks about that. People crap in the White House. It's a house. Crazy though, right? Do you know the other day I was in the bathroom and I flushed the toilet?

And I stood there for a second and I was like, this is insane. That everyone's doing this. And we figured out how to like deal with it. Like think of how big of a problem that is. And we solved that. Like think before there was plumbing. It was just shit. Yeah, dude. And we did it. That's why they had outhouses. They would go and dig a hole in the ground and fucking crap in that.

I've done that. It's not good. You've crapped in a hole in the ground? Yeah. Where? On like hikes. Oh, I mean, but like I'm saying like an out. Oh yeah, when we were in Denver. I didn't crap in it, but there was a bathroom at the start of the trail and it was just a hole, dude. That's literally like on hiking trails. It's like that.

Like there's just like it's like a it's like it looks like crap though. That's good for the earth, right? I think that's why they do it. We could do that Yeah, you could crap and pee on the earth. I mean the fucking animals. I think p is dangerous It's not I mean to like grass maybe yeah, but like it's a good like crap though people will probably You think anyone is fertilized like their own vegetable guard? Oh in the movie the martian guy grows potatoes with his own shit

Really? Yeah. I didn't see that movie. Yeah, you don't remember that? No. It's a good movie. You should watch it. I should. Or ask Lynch about it. He's literally seen it 100 times. At least 100 times. He watched it twice when we were in Medford. Yeah. His rule is that if it's on TV, he stops everything he's doing to watch it. He's got a lot of rules. He does have a lot of rules. But anyway...

Yeah, do you think... Fertilize your little garden outside with your own shit. I'm not collecting my feces to fucking fertilize my garden, dude. I don't get how that helps plants. Like, oh, it's not working? Take a shit on it and it'll fucking... It's nice now. Nutrients, dude. Yeah, but what?

I don't know. You're asking the wrong person. You said something, though. You said nutrients. Yeah. I don't know. But yeah, so someone went to Gwyneth Paltrow's house on Long Island and had like a diarrhea explosion, dude. A diadoodle cha-cha boom. Boom.

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There's fucking pain behind that man's eyes. Let me tell you, he might look like he's having the time of his life. Watch those videos.

There's Doom and Boom. Oh, I thought you were naming wrestlers or something over there. Well, ironically enough, I think the dad was an amateur pro wrestler, like indie pro wrestler. Oh, my God. They're still in Costco's just setting it up. Dude, they go to restaurants now and give them the rub now. They'll be like, we're here at this fucking deli where they have the best chicken parm. He's like, oh, oh, oh.

He's like boom the kids have the time in his life I hope the dad is too because he looks I can't I don't know if he's like really enjoying himself or he's put on a front You know, he's got dead eyes and that's you know what I'm saying? Like when people smile and you're like, okay, you're smiling but you're also he's like not yeah You know like the top half of your head does not move him Yeah, like your eyes have to smile not to me. They made a song. Did you hear the song? I?

They made a song? About what, Costco? Dude, I can't believe you didn't hear this. By the way, we're not talking about Gwyneth Paltrow. We're talking about this now. The Costco guys? I haven't been down that rabbit hole yet, but as soon as we're done with this, I'm going right to the doomer boom. Oh, dude, they made a song. All right, I don't want to get copyrighted here. Imagine they sue us. This is just insane. Like, I just, I just, I just... The kid is having the time of his life. Are they crushing him?

I don't know. That's a good question. I should see. I feel like they're crushing. People know them, the Doomer Boomers. 1.3 million followers. There you go. 33.8 million likes. That's big. That's huge. Their biggest that I can see here is the original chicken bake one, and it was 47.4 million. That is massive. 33.8 million likes. That's crazy. Good for them, man. That's on TikTok. Shout out to... Nope. No more music. Definitely not. I didn't mean to. I was...

I was just gonna go check. Oh, now you're just gonna scroll TikTok? I was gonna go check something else. Oh, let's all not talk. Let's go check TikTok. No, no, no. I was gonna check something else. Yeah. I was gonna check something else. The basement yard, 195 million likes. Just wanna throw that out there. No one's asking us to do any Costco food tasting.

God damn it. Another thing that's free, you can go to Costco and just try stuff. Or is that BJ's? That's BJ's. Costco, you got to go in like... No, Costco, they... They check your ID at the door, dude. Oh, yeah, I know. But I'm saying you definitely... They do samplings there. Yes, yes. But like they check your ID at the door. So it's not free. You need to have a subscription or a partner. I mean, if you have a mother...

Who likes to save money than it is for you. Yeah, but... Yeah, the kid, I hope... I wish him nothing but the best. The dad I'm worried about, though. Is he really having fun? I mean, he's got that clout. He's chilling. He is. And also, he'll beat the fucking tarnation out of me. This guy is big, dude. He looks like a muscular... He was just doing fucking inclined chest press with five plates on each side. That's a little bit. That's a couple bits.

Good lord. This guy can go and eat a fucking double chunk chocolate cake cookie. And then fucking turn my face into a pizza. Wait, what is a chicken bacon ranch thing? What is that? It's a chicken bake. It's basically a big hot pocket. Fire. Yo, why aren't hot pockets bigger? I think they're... Like a big, long hot pocket. I think they're dangerous, dude. What? Dude, the internal temperature of a hot pocket when you cook it is... Very hot. The sun. The sun.

Just like, yeah, but like don't make it a pocket then. Like keep it, now we're just talking about pizza. Now you're talking about open-faced fucking sandwiches or pizzas. It's getting around that time of the year where I need to remind my body that I can't have Hot Pockets. You're big on the Hot Pockets? Once a year, I forget that they turn my stomach into the fucking border between North and South Korea. And I need to have them in order to remind my body that it happens.

The DMZ. Yeah. Yeah. That's what happens in my stomach when I have a fucking pepperoni pizza hot pocket. Damn, dude. Might do it. Hot pockets. Pizza rolls. Totino's. Totino's. Totino's. Totino's. We're calling you out, Totino's. Totino's. Totino's. I'm on board here. I like those because it's a mystery. Sometimes you bite into it and it's like, this is the hottest thing I've ever had. And the next one, you're like, this one's got a block of ice in it. Yeah. Yeah.

You know what I'm saying? And then the next one's still frozen. Yeah, it's like, why is this one steaming hot and the other one has snow in it? You know what I will say? I have not had a pizza roll since I've gotten an air fryer, so... What an idiot you are. Might need to break out the Totino's here. When I was just in Connecticut, they had a tray of them. You know what? Bro, first of all, I was doing damage to this shit. And I don't even know whose food it was because I didn't bring food. Dude, you just...

I showed up for the day. You showed up to the potluck. Yeah, with nothing. Just a pot. No luck. You know what he showed up with? A fucking empty tummy. Yeah, empty tummy. And I was going to fill it with a bunch of pizza rolls. Yep. Pizza. And then right next to it, tons of crab rangoons. And a giant dipping sauce. By the way, my first time having that.

First time having it? What, Crab Rangoon? First time. Oh! First time. Maybe 840. Dude, one of my favorite college memories, there was a buddy of mine. Him and I would play Mortal Kombat and order...

Ten, like, no, four orders of Crab Rangoon and just sit there and eat them until fucking four in the morning. Dude, college sounds like it went really well for you. That sounds so fun. Don't try to fuck around. Don't try to fuck around. One of my favorite memories is eating Crab Rangoon and playing video games. With my boys, dude. With my fucking fellas. Just being fellas. Fuck you. You're jealous. I do like Crab Rangoon. And not Mortal Kombat. We'll get you into that. What's in there? Crab. Crab.

It's like crab and sour cream. Not sour cream. Cream cheese. Nice. I don't know what else. The dipping sauce. I'll be honest with you. I don't want to know what's in crab rangoon. Yeah, I don't care. Whatever it is, it's a tasty. It is a tasty thing. It is a tasty. I might get crab rangoon. I'm going to go home. You might get it too. I'm going to go home. I might get that shit too. And get crab rangoons and fucking Hot Pockets and then sleep on my bathroom floor. Yeah. Dude, ah.

I don't even know. I haven't even seen crab rangoon on a menu ever. Oh, any place I've gotten Chinese food from, they have crab rangoon. It's just a matter of... Is it Chinese? It's just a matter... I don't know if it is, but it's just a matter of if you're daring enough to get it. You know what I'm saying? Daring. I'm going to get five orders. Well, you don't know what they are. I don't give a shit. Have you seen... It's like an internet...

Like, it's like become a meme at this point in time, Crab Rangoon's. Like, I saw one the other day. It was like, hell yeah, I'm happy. And it was like H-A-P-P-Y. Each letter was a different thing. And just at the H, it said, hungry as hell for Crab Rangoon's. And the rest of the word was just not filled in. I like that. Yeah. But I was crushing fucking pizza rolls and Crab Rangoon's. I'm about that. Quick, before we get out of here. Yeah. Give me your top three celebrities' houses you would absolutely crap in.

Gwyneth Paltrow, we can't use her because we know there's something about her house that sounds crappable. Okay. I don't know if it's because she's shoving fucking crystal eggs up her... We know. Yeah. Okay, number one. Do they have to be... Can they be dead? Alive or... Oh, give me three alive, three dead before we get out of here. Three alive, three dead. Three alive celebrities that have houses you would crap in. All right. Chris Martin of Coldplay.

Was married to Gwyneth Paltrow at one point. Oh, wow. I didn't even think about that. They have a crappable aura. Yeah, there's something about them. There's something about them that screams just unload Ozempic ass into your fucking toilet. Yeah, Ozempic. This guy had, it was like an Ozempic diarrhea bout. Oh. I didn't know that it did that to you. So Chris Martin of Coldplay. Okay. Gwyneth Paltrow adjacent. Just want to throw that out there. I'll go Jake Gyllenhaal.

Take a fat shit in his place. Okay. It doesn't seem very crap. Okay, go ahead. No, I think that it would be like a joke. Like it would be like, you know. Oh, and also. You dap each other up. Like, yo, that was quite the shit. Yeah. And then like Chris Hemsworth. I think that he would be like funny about it. So two Chris's. Oi, take a fush. I can't do that. That's not Australian. Oi.

I can't do it. He's not British either. Yeah. So Chris Hemsworth, Chris Martin, and Jake Gyllenhaal in no particular order. Yeah. Give me your dead celebrities whose houses you want to crap in. Abe Lincoln off the top, off the rip. I'm fucking setting it off in honest Abe's bathroom. And you're not telling him. You're lying about it too. Yeah, I'm going to let him find out and he's going to honestly pass out. Well, he won't. Something else will get him sooner after that. Wilkes Booth. Johnny Wilkes. Yeah. Um...

Hmm. Who else? Give me Sean Connery's house. Even though I think I would get into a lot of trouble. Yeah, he'd hit you. That's quite a shite. He could go crap in James Bond's toilet and not expect a backhand. Wild. Go ahead. And then my grandfather.

The one you never met? Yeah, yeah. Gotcha. Just to see. Just to see how he responds to it, you know? Just to see. It's a litmus test. It's a super Irish Catholic guy. I don't know. All right. Three alive celebrities whose houses I'd crap in. Go. Morgan Wallen. Okay. He just looks like go crap in his house. Okay. Brett Michaels. I'm sensing a theme. I'm sensing some sort of theme. Questlove. The theme is no longer. Those are three houses I think would be a sick crap.

Right. Dead. Off the bat. Gotta go Elizabeth Taylor. Okay. She's so prim and proper. Yeah, but you would ruin her bathroom. Duh. Oh, that's what you wanted to do? You know? Elizabeth Taylor. Yeah. Let's go Gilbert Gottfried just to hear his reaction. Yeah, that would be interesting. What? That was like shit! Flumming! That's funny. Gilbert Gottfried. Who did...

Oh man. Shout out Gilbert Gottfried, rest in peace man. God almighty, that's so fucking funny. Yeah, you have one more too. I do, I do. Third one, I'd have to go like Maya Angelou. Why? She'd write such a great poem about it. She wouldn't. She wouldn't write poetry about a shit you take in the house. It'd be like, you know, like... Here we go, here we go, everyone. Do I...

I'm strapped in and ready to hear this poem about taking a shit. The waves part. The waves part? The waves part. Down brown. I can't. Oh my God. I can't believe that you said down brown. That's where we're going to end it, I think. I think that's all I can take. I'm also sweating from the insides of my elbows. What happened here?

That might be my favorite bit of the fucking year so far. That was funny. Oh, God. Gilbert Gottfried, man. I'm a sweaty pig. Yeah. Frank, where can they find you? F-Overs885 on Twitter. The Frank Gowers on all the forums and social media. Go check out patreon.com slash the basement yard. And check out the basement yard on all forms of social media. Just throwing this out there.

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