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Welcome back to the basement. Welcome back to the basement yard. How's it going, Frank? I'm okay. How are you? Why are you looking at me like that? You look a little... You okay? What do you mean? You look like you're hurting a little bit. Everything all right? Me? I'm not hurting. You're hurting. How am I hurting? Because yesterday you were... You drank everything the world... I got... I got... I... If that was it right there, I had to go get after it. You got after it. But I actually felt... I was drinking...
A lot of water in between each of my drinks. So I feel great. I woke up. I felt great. I did burp a little and it tasted a little throw-up-y, but I... Oh, I hate that. You know what I'm saying? You know when you burp and sometimes it's like, is that pasta or throw-up? You know what I mean? That's the grossest thing you've said this week. But you know how like...
It's fucking disgusting. Tomato sauce and pasta. Like a meat sauce. There's a little spiciness. There is a bit of a spicing. But when you throw up sometimes, you're like, it hasn't- But see, I'm not a big thrower-upper. You know this. I don't be doing the throw-ups often. Me neither.
I mean, way more often. You would throw up at least once a year. I can count how many times I've thrown up in the last 15 on one hand. And guess what? It's this. Yeah, it's two. You know? Exactly. Actually, December 26, 2008. That's almost 16 years ago. I don't care. I just can't care. I don't know why. Do you think I'm a loser because there's a bit of me that's proud about that?
There's way more other things. Like, of course. What would it be? Way more other things that make me a loser? No, I was going to say things that you're just like proud of. Like the fact that you don't drink coffee. I was like, no. Like you think you're fucking sick. No. I mean, yes and no. Yes and no. I don't look down upon people that fucking drink coffee. No, it's not about looking down. But I think that you hold like, look at me. I don't drink coffee. Yeah.
I mean, I do think it is pretty abnormal for people in our society to not drink coffee. One. Two, I'm not doing it. Society now. Whoa, whoa, whoa. What do you mean it's society now? People in our functioning society are... I'm talking to you. Bro to bro, bro. You just changed the tone of your voice. No, I'm not. I'm just talking to you.
I do think in our society it's more abnormal that people don't drink coffee. Yeah. But like a part of me...
away from it originally because, yeah, people were just like, you'd think you're going to do that. You're going to need coffee. I know. And now you're proud of it. But I will say this. I have been seeing TikToks recently, which I don't know if they're real and I hope to God they're not. But it's like people who work at Dunkin' making Dunkin' orders and they're like putting this much fucking sugar in there. Then like...
Squirts of fucking like caramel, hazelnut shit. I got to admit, I really like the squick. That's really good. It's a good squish. I do a hell of a squish. You do a hell of a squick. And then they put milk, and then they put coffee, and I'm like, what is that? I see what you're saying, because it'll be like a mobile order, and it'll say like 15 pumps of the classic, blah, blah, blah. I'll tell you who's like that. My fucking...
Is he? He doesn't get that much, but I remember we would go... First of all, when we were kids before, because there was the Baskin Robbins Dunkin' Donuts hybrid. Yeah. Great hybrid, by the way. I mean, it's still there. It's still standing. But can we just talk about that? That is an incredible combination there. Yeah. Do you remember the old combinations that used to exist? They were Taco Bell and KFC. Yeah.
What there was one on Steinway. It was a Taco Bell KFC hybrid Incredible, could you ever like put this piece of fried chicken in my taco? I never tried it, but that's also probably a euphemism for sex I do put your fried chicken in my top I'd be shocked if people haven't done that But what I was saying is when we were kids and my dad would pick us up and we'd drive to the lake we would always stop at the Duncan slash Baskin Robbins and
And he would get a cappuccino blast, which was already sugar. You're not supposed to get drinks that have blast in it, unless it's ice cream. So what he would do is he would have them put an extra giant scoop of vanilla ice cream on top. Wait, you said extra. There's already ice cream in there? Yeah, it's basically an ice cream coffee. Like an affogato?
Don't with these a you know high-end fucking big time just so if anyone's like a restaurant like an affogato an affogato very Common dessert on any menu go outside. No, I don't know fuck you But yeah, he would get an extra scoop. That's crazy and then like his Starbucks order He used to get like, you know the sugar in the raw package. He'd get like eight and
Now we wonder why. The writing's been on the wall for that man for a couple years. It's working out. He would drink like three Red Bull a day. Shockingly, this man's heart hasn't exploded yet. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then smoke. What's going on? Yeah, my dad didn't smoke cigarettes, but he did eat like...
three week old sandwiches out of his car that he found. So that's, that's bad. I legitimately, one morning when he was driving me to school, he reached, you know, like the part where like, Oh, you lost your keys. And like, you'll, you're like, Oh, it's so hard to get the keys. The fucking endless void. There's so much of this right there next to you. He pulled half of a subway sandwich out of there that had mayo on it. And mind you, this is the morning and it's hot. And he took a bite. Well, to his defense, uh,
subway doesn't have real meat how does that play into what i'm saying about real meat would have aged and like gone bad no it is it knows what they're serving it's real meat a percent of it is real meat the other percent is yoga mats from what i read oh no that's the bread that was the bread right there was a study apparently i would eat a yoga mat i'm not like i'm not like i'll be honest with you i'll be honest with you i've put my hand on some yoga mats and they look
I would definitely chew on a yoga mat. I would 100% chew on a yoga mat. So, like, I don't fault them for that because I did like the texture of Subway bread. Do you remember how many fucking Subway sandwiches we had in our lifetime? Bro. We would live at Subway. I actually haven't had one. Our girl Spanish love was back there. Yes, we did call a Spanish girl Spanish love, which in hindsight feels a little racism. On who? On me.
People. On who? You called her that. Well, that's because we are brethren. We are hermanos. There was also another man there, seemingly Middle Eastern, who we didn't know his name and we called him Monsoon.
But we did though. Because he said his name. I think his name was something in that... It was similar to that? In that ballpark? And then we were like Monsoon and he was just like, yeah. So we called him Monsoon. And I'm like, I know that's not his fucking name. I mean, maybe it was. But I mean, at least he didn't do the thing that like they try to have like Americanized names. You know, like you ever call a like...
fucking like a customer service representative and they're clearly outsourced, you know, to another country. I don't know if your name's Kevin. Yeah. And they're like, you know, I'm not doing the accent. Not going to do it. Although Joey loves to do it. Um, but they'll, they'll say in a very heavy, whether it be Indian accent or accent from that part of the world. Like, hello, my name is Brian. And it's like, yeah, I don't think this is Janet. You know what I mean? Um, but,
My TikTok has been... A lot of Asian people do that too because they have Asian names and then their name is like... Oh, my name is like fucking... Well, it's because a lot of times when people came over to the US, they had...
Family names from whatever country they came from and we were just like nope. Uh-uh. Yeah, you're not you know well also I think that Americans are for the most part like piece of shit not be dumb. Well, not dumb It's like if you're actual Asian name which like, you know, people are not gonna be able to pronounce So they're like just fucking call me Kevin dude. Like it. I think that's why no you should adjust. I
I agree. But it's just like... I think people should... Yeah, you're right. Americans, they'll be like, what's your name? Do you know at Ellis Island, I found out that my last name was actually Santa Gata, like G-A-D-A, and they changed it to Santa Gato. Like, big change. Like, what the fuck was that? Just leave it. I feel like Santa Gata is probably easier. Yeah. You know, and more palatable, but...
Everyone was so stupid back then. Yeah, palatable. It's easier to receive it. I get it. Because people know at the time, Santa. Who of your family were immigrants? When did they come along? I believe it was my... It may have been my grandfather when he was very young.
Which grandfather? Your dad? Yeah. Oh. Yeah, your mom's parents have been here for a long time. I have no idea. Yeah, yeah. They strike me as like a, you know, like sewing shoes together type group. I understand. When I think of my grandparents, I think of the color brown and I'm like, you know. I don't see brown for them. I see, because they probably were very against that. I would see...
I see white. I see like, you know, like a, like an off white, you know, I, I see like bikes with baskets on the front of them. Oh yeah. You know what I mean? Absolutely. My grandparents. So, and like tap shoes in the middle of the day. Like why did people dress like that? I don't understand.
I don't understand. Back then they'd be like, oh, they dress to go to the market. It's like you guys were living in times that were so stupid where they put on that hat. You know what a hat I'm talking about. Big ass hat. Oh, big hats. Yeah. Bro, you ever see pictures from back in the day of people getting on planes and they're in full suits? Imagine getting in a full suit to go to Miami.
What are we doing? Well, that's what that's what people did I mean apparently it was like a thing that like the the unwritten rule was like dress up to travel It's like dude, I'm showing up in flip-flops. Well, you're lucky to be fair. I think Sometimes you go to the airport and you're like, all right You've taken it too far because there's some people that just go in like Mickey Mouse sweatpants that are half on half a sock and like
A fucking hoodie on. And it's like, bro, something. Just something. You know what's crazy? Put a little effort in. We have fully characterized a type of person by their clothes. Like, I had never, like, everyone knew, and I'm using the example here, Cookie Monster pajamas. White trash. White trash.
Everyone knew and they couldn't figure out a way to explain them. And then when someone was just like, that person looks like they own all the Cookie Monster pajamas. I was like, God damn it. You're right. Because you see Cookie Monster pajamas and you're like, okay, clearly this person drinks a lot of monster's energy. Monster energy. There's like an AC in their front yard for some reason. Just on the ground. Yeah, just on the grass. It's clearly been there because it's seeping into the grass and becoming one with the earth. What is this?
Or if they have it in the window, the grates on the back have all, like, they've, like, written their names in it. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, exactly. There's, like, a tire. Like, what the fuck is that? Like, this is, we're talking about Cookie Monster sweatpants. Cookie Monster sweatpants. And those bitches can fight. They don't have a lot of teeth, but they can fight. I wouldn't fuck with any of them because they will show up, they will show out.
- Yeah. - The TikTok that reminds me of them is the one where it's just like, don't make a, it's like three girls in a hallway and it's like, don't make us go get our mom. And she steps out in a front door and she's like, I'm mom. - Yeah. - Fuck dude, that's the dangerous group. - Yeah, I watched that video and I'm like, this video smells like shit.
Like it's crazy. You could smell the inside of the house. Yeah, you're like, this is not good. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, you know, glad we were able to classify them as a whole group. Speaking of ACs, I just had to get mine fixed. I was a little late to the office today because I was telling Frank, I was like, I have to have this guy come up and fix my air conditioner because sometimes he would go out and I was like, you know what? I'm finally going to put in this, get these people here. So dude comes up and he fixes like the AC or whatever. We'll see if it's fixed. Yeah.
Wait, what does he do? He just said that like he had to change the filter or something. Oh, so it was on you not changing the filter. No, well, I don't have the filters. They have them. You have to like do it. He's like, you're supposed to do it like once a year or something like that. And I was like, okay. But that wasn't the issue. Was it getting too hot or too cold? Cold. No, it was...
Too cold. That's not an issue with air conditioning. Yeah, absolutely it is. We have that issue at our house. It's too cold? Yeah. It works too good? It does not evenly distribute cold across the rest of the house. Bro, our basement- I think that's a house problem, my guy. No, no, no. It's a duct problem. The ducts are not the right- Oh, I'm thinking of a unit.
You're talking about ducks. Oh no, we got ducks. Yeah, not ducks. Duck-tuts. I do want a duck if I'm being honest. I would love a duck. What do you want like, you know what I've never seen? What happened to my AC story? I don't care about it. You know what I've never seen but they exist in forms of media? Ducks? A yellow duck. Oh honey, they exist. What are you talking about? Well, all the ducks I've seen are like mallards or like geese. Yeah, they're like chicks.
No, but like a grown yellow duck. When do you see that? Exactly. No, I'm saying in media. Or a white duck, except for swans I've seen. I don't like swans. Dude. I don't like them. I almost had a fight, full-on fist fight one. I told you that story. They're mean. All ducks are a little kind of bitchy. I think that they know that...
I would let a mallard bite my finger. No, I wouldn't. Because then you got what we call a big old fat fucking problem on your hands. What do you mean? I have random animals biting you, then you gotta go get the rabies shot. Can ducks get rabies? I think anything can get rabies. I thought that was just like...
Vermin? What's it? What's like raccoons? I know what it is. Vermin. There you go. Okay. God damn it. Vermin? I forgot that for a second. Vermin. Yes, they are vermin. Okay.
Which I don't even know what that means, to be honest with you. Does that refer to, like, marsupials or something? I think they're little bastards. I think it's just, like, garbage-eating animals. That's what I... I mean, then we're all vermin, really. Well, we don't eat garbage. Vermin definition is wild animals that are believed to be harmful to crops, farm animals, or game that can carry diseases. Oh, wow. So I guess... Yeah, I guess so. That makes sense. I guess so. But anyway...
Back to the air conditioner. The guy fixes it, and then I'm like, oh, also my water filter in my fridge is not working. So he's fixing that, and he's got the fridge open, and he's like, there's like a secret compartment in there, whatever he's doing. And I had a biscuit, right? For some reason, I was like... What kind of biscuit? Buttermilk. And it came with a... Homemade or like Pillsbury, like you had to pop the fucking...
No, but that's cool. No, but I had just ordered breakfast, but I was like, I'm going to get a fucking buttermilk biscuit. And it was a fat whore. Was it flaky and buttery? Yeah. And it came with this like sauce or butter. I don't know what it was, but it was so good. You ever had a Texas Roadhouse bread little... It's called Texas Toast. And I have. Yeah, it's good. No, no, no, no, no, bitch.
The little breads that they have at Texas Roadhouse with the cinnamon butter. I'm upset about Red Lobster. If we lose Texas Roadhouse, I'm going to fucking lose my mind. Where's the closest Texas Roadhouse? To me or to here? Any. To me? You're 20 minutes away. Oh, you have one. They're building one closer. Oh, they're expanding. You've never been to a Texas Roadhouse? I haven't. Oh.
You walk in and you see the fridge of meat and you're like, I want that fucking idiot right there. And then there's peanut shells all over the place. What? Yeah, baby. It's a restaurant that you can throw peanuts on the ground? On the ground. They encourage it. They encourage you to litter on their floor. Yeah. This is the place that you're excited that they're expanding and getting closer. Absolutely. Yeah. Texas Roadhouse. See, that's why before when I said affogato, he had a fucking crazy reaction. This guy's favorite restaurant is the one where you can throw shit on the ground. Oh.
He's like, you know what? Don't. I didn't really like this restaurant, but you know what would make it better? If we could just throw shit on the floor. I didn't say favorite. I didn't say favorite. You basically had an O over there talking about some toast. They're buns, baby. They're little bread buns. This shit was fire though. With the,
the butter that came with it. I don't know what was in that motherfucker. It was definitely some cinnamon in there. Ooh. Yeah. So like, but I was eating it and then all of a sudden, you know, this biscuit, like biscuits, they'd be crumbles. They'd be crumbled. They can crumble. And they'd be, sometimes they get like these dry patches in them. And, uh, that shit hit me right in the back of the throat. And I immediately started going to a coughing fit. And I was like, like that. You ever like cough? Like, I mean, like choke like that. When I was a child,
So I'm choking on this thing. I have an adult throat, Joey, so I don't choke the way you do. Cool. I have an adult throat. Like, the fuck? I'm fucking... I have a grown-ass throat. You're fucking... People die from choking all the time. I know. That's gotta be so embarrassing, dude. It's...
terrifying honestly but I was like and then the guy just like snapped around and was looking at me he's got the water fucking like he's you know with the water the thing is not even attached anymore was he like a typical mechanic like kind of like repairman like kind of like ass crack is out smells like dog shit no it was just a guy who works in the building so like he just snaps around and I'm going what was his name
God knows. I mean, but what I did was I'm like, he was like, are you okay? And I was like, I'm like, I pretended like I was okay.
Just because I was, I don't know, I was like embarrassed and I was like, I can't go over there and get water because the thing doesn't work. He's trying to fix it. That's right. That's right. So you would have been, oh, the sink. You can throw your hand under, your mouth under the sink. Well, you could have done that. But instead, for some reason, I walked over, turned the sink on and I got a snake, snake, sink, sink. Did you shove it down your throat? I didn't shove it down my throat, but I did turn it like this and go like this and spray it on my face.
And I sprayed it up at my face, and this guy was like, "What the fuck is wrong with this guy?" So you're deep-throating a... Hold on. You are. River Racka. No, no, no, no, no. No one was deep-throating. You're trying to sound cool and not be embarrassed at the fact that, like, you're showing off in this guy. You probably were just like... Frank's filming a porno right now. Me?! The one that was the porno was you! Fucking mechanic came to bang around my pipes a little bit.
First of all, I had a biscuit and a flake hit me in the back of the throat what two questions one Was he wearing overalls? No, was he wearing like a like work jumpsuit? No, he wears like these jeans and like a shirt that says like the building and like his name I guess I don't like that. He's not a real mechanic So you want so this guy came up there to just rattle around your pipes and you started choking and
And he had to turn around and almost help you get it out. No, I... Can you imagine? Yo, you have to leave that building at that point, right? Oh, yeah. Yeah.
I'm fucking out. I'm going straight to the leasing office and be like, just get me out. Just get me out. I'll pay double. Just get me out. I'll pay double. It's time to go. I had a guy come up here, fix my AC, and then he had to dry hump a piece of buttermilk biscuit out of my mouth. Honestly, it reminds me of one of the best, in my opinion, I think you should leave sketches where he's choking at dinner with the guy. And he's pretending he's fine. You know, he's like, are you choking?
Yeah. He puts an ambulance outside. He's like, oh, I should probably go see who that's for. That's got to be bad. It is sad that there's obviously a clear moment of panic when you're choking, but what an embarrassing thing to happen. Bro, and we just looked at each other like, is this happening? Is this going to happen where you're going to choke in front of me? And I was like, eh.
How long was the hee? It wasn't that long because I like choked and then I realized oh I can't breathe so I tried to breathe in it was like Not that loud. That's embarrassing. I'm trying to recreate the noise, but it was like that so it was like quick and then he was like are you alright? And I was like I was doing that
So that's when I walked over to the sink and he's just watching me to make sure I'm good. And like, I didn't do another heave because I was like, I'm not even gonna. You would rather die than heave again in front of this guy. You want to go out with some dignity. Well, I felt like if I heaved, I would choke more. So that's when I, you know. That has happened. I will say that has happened where like, I'm a, I like to breathe when I eat. Like I, you know. Fascinating. Tell us more riveting stuff. When else do you like to breathe?
Listen, like, I'll like, you know, like right before I eat, I...
You know, I get ready. You know what I mean? So like, I've gotten things that are a little crumbly, like, like super fine couscous or like something that like breaks apart in a spoon or something. And then it's just like dust in the back of my throat. You know what I'm talking about? You know? So like that has happened. Bro, you ever get a piece, you ever get a grain of rice stuck in your like nasal canal? Oh dude. I will literally let someone hit me as hard as they can. You know, that's happened to me with carrots.
What are you sucking down whole carrots? Well, yeah, I eat carrots quite often. I'm talking about like a whole. How do they get caught in your fucking. Well, when you're chewing on a carrot, you got carrot in your mouth. And then like there have been times where I've gone to talk and it just goes up. And there's like carrot behind my nose and like in like my sinus. What do you do? You got to like suck in? Yeah, I go. Oh, no. And then the carrot comes down and I spit it out or I'll be honest. Sometimes I just swallow it.
Yeah, I mean, there's nothing wrong with that. It's already in. It's already in there. It's already in. You know? It just went too far. Carrots, that happens to you quite often because they get crunchy crumblies, you know? Dude, the rice thing has happened to me a few times in my life. You're a big rice guy. I'm going to ask a super important question, and this legit could make or break the rest of our lives. Okay. Okay? What is your favorite type of rice? And I'm not saying, like, in the way it's prepared, just, like, give me your favorite rice. Okay.
Like white rice, you're saying? Answer the question. White? Okay, good. God, thank you so much. If you were going to be one of those fucking losers that's just like, brown rice is better than white rice, I would have leapt across this table. Like a leopard? Like a leopard. Leopard with a D, not just an R. Not a disease. Not the bad one. Yeah. You know? And I would have...
Mauled you to death with my bare hands. No, I think that like because you have been known to say really stupid things like that in the past Frank hates anything that I do that is remotely healthy. He's right I do but he's allowed to eat cucumbers and dates and whatever and I and then that's cool But if I say that I know banana no, all right No, the oh and I've said this before with dates. What's your favorite how rice is prepared? There is an answer
How rice is prepared? Yeah. Pilaf. First of all, risotto. Oh, yeah. That's not what I was going for. That's fair. Risotto is a good... I had a risotto last night, a wild mushroom risotto. I love that. I was ready to kill everyone I knew for it. Yeah. Every single one. I love that shit. It was... Oh, God. Fucking fried sticky rice or whatever the fuck. Yeah, I'm fine...
I don't think I have a form of rice I don't like. I'm good with rice. I'm good with rice. Rice pudding? Good. Oop. Yeah. Love it. I do like it too. But brown rice? Shut up. I like when rice works together because sometimes they don't and I feel like all these guys don't want to be near each other. I like when they stick to each other a little bit. I like long jasmine rice. Grains of rice that are this big. I don't know if I love that. Rice pilaf?
Pilaf is good. We got to pilaf more stuff in the world. Yeah. Not enough rice pilaf. Is that a verb? Because I don't know what it means. Yeah. Maybe. I don't know. Oh. But rice pilaf. It's a good rice. Also, just like sticky rice, like sushi rice. Love that. Big fan of that. Any rice that has like a piece of fish on it is usually like- Have you ever had rice in a soup? Very good. I probably. I don't know. I'm with it, honestly. Rice, man. Asian people. Yeah.
Well, there are other people that also I know but didn't they like bring it to the world today man? I probably shouldn't have guessed that But it feels right to say now look at a very simple fix weird. How would you even type that in? Are you gonna? Where did rice originate from? Yeah, yeah, yeah The origins of rice are debated with some archaeologists believing was first domesticated in China and
I'm safe again. Others believe it originated in India. So general that part of the world. Asian. That's South Asian. Yes. Yes, correct. Yeah. So scholars now believe that rice was independently domesticated in both northern India and eastern China. Two main groups that domesticated rice over 100,000 years ago. That's crazy. How are people living without like- Old rice. Without like DoorDash and shit, you know? We did that. I know. I'm joking. I'm joking.
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That was it? That was my I'm throwing it back to you Come on bitch Come on bitch Can we Like can we make bitch A more playful word now? Like are we done Like being mean about it? Like fucking Yeah bitch You do that Do I? Yeah 100% When do I do that? You call me a bitch So many times on the show I've lost count Well You know The shoe fits Wear it bitch
See, you just did it again. Also, not the expression. If the shoe fits? You didn't say if the shoe fits. I said if the shoe fits. You said shoe fits. Wear it, bitch. No, I said you didn't hear the if. If shoe fits. If shoe fits, you know? Yeah, yeah. Yeah, just fucking wear that goddamn shoe, you dumb little horny bitch. Okay, I don't even know where to go from there, but that's a little strange. Also, you blend in with the background now, I'm noticing. I do, I'm pinky boy. I don't know if you saw, but...
They found the Haktu girl. The Haktu girl, she'd be found. Yeah, we did. We found her. We? Well, the internet, I mean. Society. Oh. Society has found this woman. Very country, by the way. Yeah, I thought for a second... Yeah, I thought it was part of like a bit, but she's like... Well, what is funny is seeing the internet absolutely like...
Because this girl was a phenomenon for the week that she was not found. Let's see what happens as she continues. But now she's putting her stake in the ground with her political opinions and people just like, get her out of here. What is she saying? She says, doesn't like Trump.
She said that? Yeah. Wow. People are upset, boy. Why did she say that? I think it was just in a conversation. Because she did the Plan Brie podcast with Barstool. And I don't know how it came up, but in conversation, politics came up somehow. And she was like, nope, that's a no from me. I thought that the internet was looking for her. And she came out and she was like, first thing, gonna get this out of the way. Yeah. Fuck that. But she's going to be raking it in now.
Probably. I have no idea what's going to go on. Can I ask you a serious question? Yeah. Because you might know better than I do. Seriously. I'm going to hate this, but go ahead. People that are like, and I don't mean this is disrespect, but if we look at the situation right now, it's a flash in the pan moment. It's a very viral moment. Right. How do agencies market that? They get the deals immediately right now because they're like, oh, this is the hottest thing right now. Everyone's talking about it. Or do they try to stretch it out and see the longevity in it?
Are you asking me? I'm asking you if you know. I mean, I can make an assumption based on like... Well, I don't want your assumption. You talk about everything else as if you know the answer, so do that right now. Okay. What they do is... I mean, just money-making opportunities. I'm pretty sure that she does have an agent now. I think I saw somebody... I forgot who it was, but someone that I know who's a comedian is like, this girl has an agent and I don't. Like, it's crazy. But...
Hi. Hello, everyone. But she has an agent. I assume they'll just try to book her on appearances and stuff and make some money, probably some merch shit and whatever. It's just someone who has a viral moment of being like, we can take this person and make money off of them, so let's just do that.
Like, she'll be... Like, her and Sketch will be in, like, a Super Bowl commercial, and we'll just be like, oh my god, yeah, that's right. It's funny. I mean, I think that Sketch will definitely be in a fucking Super Bowl commercial, as he should. But, yo, that dude is fucking hysterical, by the way. Yeah, I love that dude so much. Like, I'm so glad that this has kind of, like, stuck around, because he seems like a nice dude, but he's actually legitimately fucking hilarious. I think we should...
Invite him to one of our shows. Yeah, dude, when we're down in Houston, come through, Sketch. Sketch. Run through. Pull you on stage. Huge pop. Place of going nuts. Huge pop. But, yeah, I think that they're just probably trying to make some... Like, I don't think they're thinking about, like, how do we preserve this...
you know, like long career. And like, maybe they are, maybe there are some things, but I think that an agent's number one, like thing is like, let's strike while the iron's hot. Try to make us as funny as possible right now. See how, see how when Joey gets into like being like business, Joey's like, we're going to like strike when the iron, usually like these like flashy terminology, strike while the iron's hot. And then like, you know, honestly the upswing on the return on investment might be, but they can pay me. That's what you do. No, you asked me to talk and I talked.
What do you already do? Do you like if you were her agent? Yeah. What would be like your first like we got to get you into this? Would it be merch? I heard that's what she's doing. What would it be like? Not that I heard that. I saw a video of someone that had a shirt that said it looked like a presidential campaign where it said like Hawk 224.
And it's like you could do that and like i'm sure you'd make like some money there But there is zero longevity in that joke I would be my suggestion would be like try to put your personality out there as like as much as possible She seems like a funny girl and she's like a cute 21 year old or whatever the fuck so like I don't know see if Podcasting maybe or something like if there's something there then you just the hawk 2 chronicles
Well, I think that like you'd also probably try to distance yourself from that eventually. Yeah. I mean, or you could lean into it and start doing like, you know, like relationship therapy. Like that might be smart. She's 21. Yeah. Well, so? I don't know that she's going to be doing like couples therapy. Why not? Because those are therapists. She wanted to get into it. They're doctors. What if she wanted to get into it? She could. She could. She could be a doctor. And what if like her like...
was just like, you know, like, I'm here to help you hawk two on each other's love. You know? Yeah. Well, it is... You wouldn't be a good agent. Here's some ideas we have. I think, you know... You're gonna be a therapist. Lean into it. Get into, like, you know... She is leaning. She was on stage at Zach Bryan's concert. I wanna be on stage at Zach Bryan's concert. Yeah? Yeah. What do I gotta say?
remember I don't know if I said this after we got back from Denver do you remember when we were because we were in Denver this and performed at the Paramount incredible time yeah the same night Zach Bryan performed also in the Broncos stadium a little different yeah there's a little more people at his show we were driving home in the uber on the way home and we were passing and we saw all the fireworks yeah there's fireworks going off in the stadium like wow
I looked over and I go, all that just to sing about a truck. Yeah. Isn't it funny too that like to have a show and like it go well and it's like awesome and there's like...
wherever like 2 000 people at that show and you're like this is crazy this is our lives and then you're driving home and you're like there's fireworks going off in the zach bryant concert this is this that's insane there was a lot of people performing the same night as us there was zach bryan there was steve martin and martin short oh yeah red rocks at red rocks like there was a ton going on obviously there's a hub for that we were the best though right matt rife was at red rocks like two days later i think i don't know if we are we allowed to talk about him yet
What? Is it like cool to talk about? I don't fucking know. Is that like a trigger word? Like V-A-X-X? X-X? It's not porn. I said two X's. I know. But like the second X is like not... No, but when you spell it with like colloquial... One more time. Colloquial?
You love colloquial so much. You love it. You love that. It's a goodie. Yeah, you love it. It's a big goodie. Yeah. Speaking of colloquial terms, I actually found something the other day that I thought would be really funny. Hopefully it's something colloquial.
Oh, I forgot. I got to talk to you about something. Greg just reminded me. That actually sounds like a good cereal for some reason. Colloquial? Like, it sounds like it'd be like one of those healthy ones. Yeah, because it sounds like oatmeal kind of. Like, it would be like, you know, like a colon one. Like, it would be like one that helps you like crap. You know what I'm saying? Like, oh, this is colloquial.
Yeah, you're right. That's exactly what I picture. But I saw something that popped up on my, I think it was TikTok, and it was apparently, granted, it's TikTok, so it may not be real. Well, it's the truth. It's the goddamn truth, I think. Or true. But euphemisms for when women have their period from different countries.
I'm insanely ready for this. What's the United States one? Having a period? Yeah, I mean, I feel bad saying it, but there's like being on the rag. That's such a gross one. That is so disgusting. Being on the rag. Yeah, and I think it's like...
Just like animalistic. You know what I mean? I'm picturing like a garage with mechanics. Yes. You know, like on the rag. Yes. Like they put like a dirty rag over their shoulder and they like use it to rub their hands, but it makes their hands dirtier. Yeah. What is that? I don't know. Figure it out. But there's soap and water. There's six here in no particular order. Give me the country. There's so there's a German Africans, French, Finnish, Hungarian, and Danish. Which one, which one do you want first?
I was gonna say all European except for the African one. Just give me the order that it's in. Oh, bitch. In German, the euphemism is, it's strawberry week. That's cute. Love that one, honestly. I honestly did not expect that out of Germany. I thought it'd be way more direct. It'd be like, BLOG NOW! Yeah, it would be something a little too intense. Like, BLEDING FULL WEEK! It's like, yo, chill, dude. Have you ever met someone that's like, You're a full week?
They don't strike me as a euphemistic. I did nothing. It's strawberry week. Yeah, that's very cute. That's very cute. And I think, you know, like...
You know, good. You know, like they're able to add... Granted, also, two men talking about this. Who are we? Strawberry week. It's fun. It's playful. You know. Yeah. Okay, I like that. The Germans seem like a very direct group. Like they wouldn't sugarcoat it. Yeah. They would say something like that. I thought it'd be more medical than anything. I didn't think it was going to be like, you know. Yeah. Yeah.
I thought it would be screamed, though. I thought it would be yelled at. Of the countries that I know, the two that sound like they scream the most are Scottish and the German. Yeah. You know? Yeah, exactly. But it's Strawberry Week. That's not bad. I like it. I like it. I do like strawberries. You know what's crazy? I'm coming around to strawberries. I never really liked them. You know when I came around on them? What?
Recently. Tell me when you came on those strawberries. Last year I had like what strawberries are supposed to be like berries. Cause real, like what you get now, bro, what you get now of strawberries are like pumped with stuff and they're huge. Like what strawberries are, are literally, they were like this big. And I had like organic, legit farm strawberries and they were fucking incredible. It tasted like a strawberry candy.
If I just said what you just said, what would happen? You'd probably slam your head across the desk and break it in half and lose it if I said that. No, if you said I experienced something and I want you to... I'm not sitting here saying like, oh my God, I will never have them the other way. Just like that after having those, I was like, holy shit, this is what strawberries are supposed to be. And it changed my world on strawberries. But now you're on... Strawberries are not supposed to be the size of a small apple.
Yeah. They're not, dude. All right. That's why they're called berries. They're little babies. Well. We got a couple strawberry plants at the house. Delicious. All right. So the African one here. And by the way, I'm confused here because it says Africans, like it's spelled with a K and two A's. Mm-hmm. I don't know. I don't know. Look at me. What do I know? What do you want me to say now? Like.
Were you hoping that I had info? I honestly a little when I do that, I don't know. I wish I did. Here's the thing. Fully. Seriously. Go. When I say like, I don't know, I'm not looking for anything other than comfort from you. Right. And that could just be like, I got it. Like, take the brunt of not knowing away from me. That's not fair. But sometimes you do that and I do that too. I don't know. Like, you'll say like, I really don't know. And I'll come in and pretend to know. And then I look like the idiot. But I don't know. But I do.
What do you know? See? See what I'm saying? Now I'm confused. So what is the one? What is the African one? It says, Granny's coming in the red car. I don't believe this. You know, I was on board. You know what? This is all made up. Granny's coming in the red car? It doesn't even make sense. I don't know. I don't know. Why would Grandma have anything to do? Grandma doesn't have her period. That thing sealed up a long time ago.
Uh, no, it's, it's from granted. I don't know this website, so it could all be wrong, but like. Granny's on her way in the red car. What is it? This is from shopdiva.com. So six euphemisms for around the world. Oh yeah. The time of the month. That's another American one. Oh yeah. Oh, it's that time of the month.
Again, some of these like the strawberry one not problematic. The grain is coming in the red card. That one just doesn't make sense. Doesn't make sense at all. Grandma, get her out of there. Yeah. What is like, if anything, it's the opposite. Like the red car is coming at grandma. Well, my understanding is like, here we go. Go. Yep. Go ahead. Let me just you go. My understanding is that menstruation stops at a certain age.
Yeah. So, granny ain't showing up. Yeah, no. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, that hole has been corked and sealed. So, like, why would granny be showing up? If anything, it'd be the opposite. It'd be like, oh, like... Young woman, I guess. I don't know. When do girls... Never mind. Yeah, no. That's a good steer away there. Hold on. Let me get to the ads real quick and we'll continue. Oh, Africans is South Africa. Got it. Got it.
Okay, so then it is English. Yeah, but also they also say granny's stuck in traffic. What is grandma doing there? I don't know. What effect does grandma have on menstruation?
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The redcoats. Yes. Okay, that one makes sense. This is problematic, I think. They need to let go of the war, though. This one is problematic because then they're talking about... Although, the English... What about them? They're punching bags, and I think they have to take it at this point in time. What do you mean? Oh, they invented slavery, you're saying? You know, yeah. They...
Colonialism, you know going around and just kind of just being like ours now bitch. What are you gonna do? Yeah, so I could see why people would be upset when they showed up but then also this is equating colonialism and like the evils of that to a very natural thing and men are you talking about colonization and you're saying colonialism? All right, no, no, you're right, okay, whoo
I'll be honest with you. I was a little nervous there that I looked real stupid. I'm thinking of like colonial times. Colonialization. But colonization. Colonization. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Tomato, tomato, right? I thought it was something else. Tomato, tomato. Frogs and toads. Stop, stop, and stop.
I thought it was like... Colonial, I'm just thinking of like a house with like... You know how fucking bad you need to be for the people to just be like, yo, they still suck. Like, the redcoats still suck. You know what I'm saying? Who knows if they actually say that. I know. It probably couldn't. Although the French...
I believe the French. Who knows, you know? I have a feeling though that the French is just like a sexy language. I'm trying to picture someone using that and like in conversation be like, you're right, what's going on? You look a little, it's like, well, the English have landed. Well, you got to say it with a French accent. Will the English have landed? What's that? I don't know. Oh, yeah. Maybe I said something in French. That wasn't bad, to be honest with you. I feel like the English have landed in French. We need to hear what that sounds like, right? Yeah.
What do you mean? Like, what does that sound like? The English landed. Are you on? Google Translate. Ooh. Oh. Oh. Are you going to play it? Yeah, I'm trying. You love being on your phone. I do. It's just crazy. I do, bitch. What are you going to say? Oh, it won't let me play it. It just says, That's probably not how you say it at all. No, this. Look, look, look, bitch. Why can't I say it out loud, though? I want to play it.
Let's waste more time though. Let's keep wasting time though. Number three. Apparently the Finnish, when talking about menstruation, say... Big fan of Finland, by the way. They clearly are still holding on to some stuff because they've said Japan is attacking.
Wait, what? That's what they say? All right, now I'm starting to think that, like, the powers that be are just trying to make us all be enemies. Of course they are. That's what Big Brother is trying to do. They want a great division in order to create, you know... Yeah. I don't like that. You think people in Finland are like, oh, the Japanese are coming or something? The Japanese are attacking. Are attacking. It's crazy. A little insulting to the Japanese. I think that they have since been like, we're sorry. We're sorry.
We apologize. Yeah. I mean, really, we should. I mean, I feel like we should also apologize. Yeah. Not we. No, not me. The golden age of whatever the people refer to this country as. What is it? The greatest generation? Did they say that? That's what they called themselves. People that fought in World War II were the greatest generation. They didn't even have phones. That was crazy, though. Fighting in a world war is kind of wild. That is nuts. Pearl Harbor, by the way. Crazy. Everyone. Do you ever realize that everyone has a grandpa, like a grandfather that like my grandfather was there.
My grandfather fought in the Korean War. That's crazy. It's not one of the bigger ones, you know? It's funny that we'll have grandparents that were like, yo, he fought in the war, he did this, he did that, and whatever. What are they going to say about us? Yo, he was on MySpace. I don't know. Or they're going to say... He had a podcast and he broke his nail. My grandfather headlined Radio City Music. Oh, baby.
Yeah, they'll say that. That's crazy. But that's it. Well, I mean... They won't say, like, you know, anything that would be the same as fighting in a war. Yeah, fighting in a war is pretty cool, but also not. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, war's not my favorite. What is it good for? Absolutely nothing. Mm-hmm. Uh-huh.
I hate that we did that. Yeah. Yeah, they don't like the Japanese over there. Also, the Japanese flag is the red dot. That makes sense. Yeah. All right. Number two, apparently in Hungary, they say Santa Claus has come. Love that. Santa Claus is coming to town? So you're telling me they're listening to Bruce Springsteen sing that song and they're like, this whole song is about periods. I guess so, yeah. Santa Claus is coming to town. Yeah. Yeah, I guess. It's about blood. Blood.
Menstrual blood. Well, to them, to us, it was about... What country is this? Hungary. Got it. To us, it's about, you know, jolly St. Nick. But like, I would be... That's got to be very confusing. What do they say on Christmas morning? Oh my God, Santa came. You'd be like, what? Hold on. What do you mean? Which Santa? That's what I mean. The Santa in your pants? Right. You know? Or Santa, the magic, the, you know, the magical figure.
All right? There are kids that watch this show. Magical. No, there isn't. And if there is, what? Don't. Magical figure, I said. Yeah. I would be... I think that's obviously less problematic than Japan is attacking. Yeah, that one's a rough one. I don't know that Japan would love hearing that. No, they would not. Yeah. I imagine they'd be upset about it. They'd be like, can we just have a rebrand here? Yeah. And then the last one that I have here is in...
The Dutch. Danish. There are communists in the funhouse. Makes sense. Honestly, kind of a little problematic, but then not. You know what I'm saying? No, communists are in the funhouse. Communism, the flag is like red. Red, yeah. And the funhouse, I assume, vaginas. Vaginas are cool funhouses. It is a house, and it is fun. It is a home with doors and shutters. Well... Mostly shutters. Mostly shutters.
Double well. What do you mean? Like a shutter. Have you seen a vagina? Have you? Are you sure? Yeah. Like lights on. It's not. Yeah, dude. Shutters. Of course. I would say it's more like a. Yeah. Go ahead. It's more like a curtain.
Maybe. I don't know. Oh, no, you're not so sure, are you? Not so fun when you're in the hot seat. You're talking about a vagina like it's an old Victorian house. No, I'm not saying I took back doors. Door doesn't make sense. I mean, shutters, there's two of them. Well, it could be one shutter, too. One shutter? Yeah. That's just a piece of wood. Exactly. But it looks like it's on a flap that you could pull up. Or open it just one way.
Alright, have you seen a vagina now? Which one's open like this? Shutters, I'm saying. No, vaginas. That's what I'm saying. I'm not saying vaginas, I'm saying... Shutters open like that. I'm saying shutters could be a shutter. It doesn't need to be two shutters. It could be one shutter. Shutter can't... Shutters is plural, clearly. With the S, shutters. Yeah, but you can have a shutter.
But that wouldn't look like a vagina. I know. That's why your euphemism is stupid. I said shutters, though. I'm saying two shutters. Yeah, but I'm saying, you're saying like shutters look a certain way. And I'm like, well, no, shutters can also look different. And they're all beautiful. I'm talking about the functionality. They're all beautiful. They're all beautiful. They are very much so. We love all shutters. Is that? What are we? I don't even know what happened just then. You know what it is, right? What? Frogs and toads.
What's frogs and toads because now I don't even know shutters not all shutters are the same Just like not all toads are frogs - well, not a frog. I know I'm not gonna let it go shutters, right? They all do the same function. They shut and open. Yes, so they do this thing Yes, but this part but but there are certain shutters that are singular shutters. They are a singular piece of a shutter What does that look like?
And they could do this. They can either open like that. Where are those? Somewhere. Or they can open like this. I don't think that's right. Or maybe even like that. No. Here's the window. There, bro, there's no windows that have one thing that just do that. You have windows. Now, now, now, now I have to prove you wrong. Now I have to show singular shutters. I can't believe we're arguing about this.
Sorry now see now I need to back on the phone. Yeah, see like there are places that have like this That is a singular shutter. That's a shutter. That's a shutter. That's a shutter Yeah, but like for my new shutter that looks dumb you look dumb. Oh Sorry, you don't actually you know it too. So I mean I was right and you were not I
There could be now. Yes. Also, you're talking about do you consider this a shutter? That's a garage you dumbass No, no, I'm saying the thing that rolls down that like in the businesses the bodegas when they shut down They is that a shutter? No, it's like a gate. They call it a rolling shutter gate You it could be a gate, but it doesn't necessarily need to be a gate. What's a gate? What's a shutter? Can you see through a gate? Can you see through a shutter?
At a certain angle you can see through a shutter. I'm not having this conversation. But generally you can. Gates, you can look right through them. And then what's the difference between a gate and a fence? If you put a fence on a window, is it a shutter or is it still a fence? I'm just gonna wait it out. You're making this way more laborious than it needs to be, Joey. And you just did that. Good. Now you've 100% pissed me off. Thank you for doing that. What's with the little cork around that? Oh, is that because if it gets real hot? It gets a little hot. Nice.
Everything is fake. Doesn't matter. Frank, I didn't think that was part of the fucking cup. Yeah. You thought you did some cool trick just now? Fuck you. Anyway, that is all for this week's episode. Frank, where can they find you, bud? All over the place. Fucking look around. Yeah. You know what else you can find all over the place? A bunch of peanuts all over the floor of a Texas roadhouse. And Frank will be in there happy as a clam.
Please, please do me a favor. Please, please. I love littering. Listen, please. Yes. Let me bring you to a lunch and a dinner. And a dinner. A lunch will be a Red Lobster. A dinner will be a Texas Roadhouse. And tell me you're not going to have the best day of your life. I'll tell you what. The next day is going to be the worst day of my life. Why? What do you think you're eating over there? Fast food. No, Joey. You watched them prepare the steak.
You could watch them make your sandwich at Subway. Does that mean we're not eating yoga mats and cigarettes? Different, different, different, Joey. Definitely not different. Don't offend... I'm telling you right now, don't offend the Texas Roadhouse community or the Longhorn Steakhouse because they'll get you. Oh, the bone saw? When the fucking inevitable Civil War starts, what side of history will you be on? All I know is that I will be protected...
By Texas Roadhouse and Longhorn Steakhouse. Okay. Longhorn Steakhouse. That's another one, baby. Yeah, but I don't know that. We never talked about that. We talked about Bonesaw. What's it called? Bonefish Grill. Bonefish Grill. They're going and they deserve to go, to be honest. I've never been there. Put them out in the pasture. Shout out to Bonesaw. Shout out to Spanish Love and Monsoon. Frank, where can they find you? I said everywhere. You guys can follow me at JoeSanagato. Go follow the show on TikTok and Instagram at TheBasementYard. And thank you guys so much. Go join the Patreon at patreon.com slash TheBasementYard. And that is all.
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