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Welcome back to the ba- Welcome back to the basement yard. Frank, how's it going? Come on. What? Oh, come on. This has gotta be a bit. What? This is a bit, right? Because I'm wearing sunglasses? Hold on. Guys, hold on. This is the thing. I'm coming off a rosé bender. You're coming off of clearly maybe even a fucking cocaine bender because where's your head right now? No. Positioning yourself like this. What are you wearing? Shorts. Shorts.
Because that makes sense in fucking 85 degree weather you're wearing shorts and a sweatshirt which by the way I was up early. What the hell is that stain on there? I was hoping you couldn't see that. I couldn't see it okay. Well I- You picking this up here? I spilled some iced coffee on it this morning, but I feel like it was going away. Can I- Yes.
When did you spill it? On the way here? No, no. I was in the parking lot. Oh, so it wasn't like you could have changed. But you have a shirt under there. I do. So you're doing the Keith. That's what you're doing. You're doing the Keith where you have a fucked up piece of clothing and you purposefully leave it to draw some conversation in. I mean, I feel like I just committed to the gray...
Crewneck look. You've also clearly committed to... Because I know you were in the Hamptons this weekend. You committed to full douchebaggery. Well... Sunglasses inside. Well, that's not why. Are those rape...
What did you just say? Cheetah Prince? I was going to say Ray-Bans. Oh, I thought you... It sounded like you were driving an R right there. No, no, no, no. Once the cameras are off, I'll fire that off at you. Don't. I'm kidding. I wouldn't. Oh, I think we're talking about different R's, by the way. I'm talking about the one that, you know, someone forcibly does something to someone. Oh! That's what I thought you said. No!
Because you said Ray-Bans, but you stopped. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. What are you asking me? Are those cheetah print? And are those Ray-Bans? No. They're not Ray-Bans. They're not cheetah print. They are stupid. Yeah. They're a print.
But I don't know. Yeah, whatever the print is. You look a little cheetah, though. And the backwards hat, which I'm going to take a wild guess because you have three hats. Right. That's a raised hat. Correct. Yeah, okay. So what happened to you this weekend? Did you get forcibly touched by the hand of someone named Cheston or someone? Why would that have any... You've come back full douchebag. First of all, let's fucking take it easy. I'm shocked I'm not seeing Sperry's. Sperry's are in his immediate future, folks. Let me tell you.
They're in your closet. They're not in mine. They are. So you can stop. Frankie's now... But I've been wearing Sperry's since 2000. You're yelling into a mirror. I spilled some coffee on me. It was cold out this morning. I was up early. It was a little windy. So I threw on this and a pair of shorts, and I plan on going to the gym when I get back. And I spilled some coffee because it got a little shaky on the road. I'm wearing sunglasses because the lights are bright, and I was drinking rosé.
exclusively for the last three days. That's the explanation. I will say at least you are committing to the bid. I mean, it's not often that someone goes like full douche and you're just lounged up in a fucking dirty bunch of...
The way that you're douching it right now. And you think you're so cool because you're wearing a fucking Tony Gwynn jersey. Yes, I am. That's Mr. Baseball for you, bitch. Oh. Mr. Padre, actually. We get it. He doesn't strike out. It's sick. Well, I'm pretty sure he's dead, so he did eventually strike out. No one runs from that pitcher. That curveball could be in the dirt. You're swinging at it. Let me tell you. Speaking of curveballs, I don't know if this is a curveball, but listen, okay?
There's a documentary coming out that we created. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. We filmed a documentary. I'm being, you know what? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Go ahead. Go ahead. Show those beautiful green eyes. Somehow. My what? Your eyes are your strongest face part.
Face. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'll take it. I think I have nice eyes. You do have very nice eyes. Thank you. You have a great hairline. Thank you so much. I actually love your hair a lot. Imagine your eyes. My hairline. Your hair. It would be. Neither of our penises. Boy, oh boy, no. But we shot a documentary. This was weeks ago because it takes a while to edit one of those things. Not that we did it. We did not. We shot it. We watched it and went, oh, um.
Very critical. We're going to fucking destroy this. But we shot a documentary about our entire journey up until this point. And the reason behind that is at the end of it, we are announcing our biggest show in New York City. And I know we've been teasing that for the longest time. And people are like, where the fuck are the dates for that? We're finally going to get them June 26th.
It's when it's a wednesday. We're gonna drop it on the basement yard youtube channel at 7 a.m Uh, like we would a normal episode but uh, yeah, so wednesday june 26th is when the documentary is going to come out I mean there are people who are seeing this I believe on the 17th um
on Patreon because you get every episode a week in advance. So you guys have to wait a little longer. But once this goes out to the public in two days, June 26th, 7 a.m., we are dropping a documentary about our entire journey, you know, just talking about, you know, how we met and, you know, kind of behind the scenes types of things. And then it all leads to the announcement of our
New York show, which we're super excited for. And people have been very antsy to hear. I think any post that we have put up about any show, new, past, whatever, it's always New York. Where's the fucking New York show, you bitch? We wanted to award you for your patience and kindness. That's why Joey showed up looking just like he's straight out of The Wolf of Wall Street's rejected sequel, The Sheep of New York. But that joke sucked.
And the glasses are going back on because that joke sucked. The glasses went on before the joke came out, bitch. I was anticipating a bad joke. Yeah, no, but look, seriously, we wanted to, you know, just kind of add a little more spice pizzazz. This is a big moment for us. We wanted to make it feel like a big moment for you guys as well that have helped us get here. So that circle is coming all the way back around, that full circle moment, and you'll see part of it when it comes out. Yeah, we're super excited. We think it looks really cool. We've been spending the last month sort of editing it, not fully,
physically. No, just pointing at somebody else. Editing it with our brain and letting someone else do it with all their hard work. To be fair, in-house. We keep it all in-house. That's right, babe. We're really excited for you guys to see this. And like I said, the announcement for the New York City show will be
In that, and it will have all the information. At the end. At the, at the, at the. Yeah, but you have to watch the whole time. Right. I don't know. Yeah, you do. Yeah. But like, all the information that you need, so like when the tickets will go on sale, you know, the pre-sale, general sale, all that type of shit, where to get tickets, everything will be in there. So yeah, June 26th, just look forward to that. We're.
We worked really hard on it. And yeah, we're just fucking excited for that New York show. Yeah, it's crazy. Yeah, so we'll see what happens when it comes out, how it is received. Maybe we get Oscar nominations. You know, that has been... We have shopped this around to a couple of film festivals and we've already gotten a couple standing ovations. Yeah. Six, seven minutes standing ovations. We haven't done any of that. We got a call from Ron Howard, who he famously directed the...
One of the best Christmas movies of all time. No, no, no, no, no, no. Take that fucking word out of there. One of the best movies of all time. Oh. How the Grinch Stole Christmas. Exactly. With Jim Carrey. Jim Carrey really crushed it. Jeffrey Tambor, there's some stuff there, but in that movie he's pretty good. Who's Jeffrey Tambor? He plays the mayor. Oh, okay. Yeah.
Not bad. Pretty good. Honestly, I'm pretty surprised at how good that was. Yeah. But go check out some of the other Ron Howard produced stuff. What else did he do? Also, Ron Howard not involved. So I don't want to get into it. Well, obviously, he was in Happy Days. We knew that. He was the narrator on Arrested Development. He has made... I'm starting to get disinterested. What do we do? Do we move on? Yeah, we can move on. Okay, good. Okay.
But yeah, all this to say, you know, I thought the coffee... And I don't know if you guys can see the coffee stain. Because it's kind of light. And if they can't, we're going to have Josh do some of his, like, really good editing trickery to just enhance...
We'd prefer if we didn't. No, do it though, Josh. I'm not going like this. Color correct it. Do it. Now people are going to know what you're covering up. And I'll remind them through this whole episode. It's an iced coffee. All right? It's not that crazy. I'm shocked you had it. Did you wait to drink it until you got here in case it made you do a little fucking, you know, hocking a loogie out your fucking butt? No. You're big on like coffee makes you like crap almost immediately. Yeah.
If I haven't, but like usually in the morning, I am very regular. So I'm up and it's- You're up and crapping? Up and crapping first thing in the morning. So if that happens and then I drink coffee, nothing happens. I'm just good. Do you find that the crap is really dependent on the day prior, like what you ate and what you drank? Or is it pretty consistently just, you know, a consistent crap?
What am I, at the doctor? All right, Bill, welcome back to Crap Talk. I don't even know how to answer that question that you just asked. That question. You should probably pay more attention to your crap to make sure there's nothing in there. You do have a history of undiagnosed IBS. No, you think you're a doctor. I'm not a doctor. I'm someone that has tummy problems. So then you're projecting, for some reason, as I've been telling you for the last 10 years of your life. I am worried about you. Because I regularly go.
No, but you don't... And you've made up this thing of like you get diarrhea all the time. Doesn't happen. I know I should be a diarrhea all the time, but like you... When you have to go, it's like you're ready to crap right now. No. Frank, you're holding on to something I told you when I was 16 years old and you think...
16 years later. SHUCKER! That's what you do to me all the time, bitch! No I don't! I tell someone that I- I- I- I- I- I- my legs are fully scarred and you're like, "This is the most Frankie thing ever." I say someone that I like the dark and you're like, "This is the most Frankie thing ever." It is. When I was 13, you dumb bitch. You also consistently bring up when I brought up the fucking lyrics to Ocean Avenue, 'cause it's what I was given as information. 'Cause that was a flat out lie. It wasn't a lie. It's information that I conveyed. No way. I had conveyed- you think I was making up
making up the words to Ocean Avenue the incredible song by Yellow Card yes damn the glasses came off if I could fuck you now things would be better that's what he tried to convince me let's be honest let's be honest but again I'm being honest let's be honest try that out fuck you let's be honest about something
Does that sound like a crazy lyric to put into a word? Not for the radio, bro. I know, but that's why it was not on the radio. Also, it's like a love song. You don't say, if I could fuck you now, things would be better. Why? All love songs sometimes talk with fuck. Yeah, but you don't say fuck. You say, like, hold you.
you and caress you. But it was like punk rock. What is caressing, by the way? How do you caress a person? With, like, you lightly, with, like, you stroke with the tips of your fingers. I know, but, like, you know when people do this thing, like, on a side? I hate that. If anyone seriously does that to me, they're, like, an 18th century, like,
I don't like that. Like if you did that. That's what James Bond villains do when they're like gonna like murder. There's like, oh, Bond, this laser's gonna chop your cock off. You know, like that's what that is. That's not real. Yeah, I don't know that this is like sexy. Have you ever seriously caressed someone? Maybe like a, like a, like a inner thigh or something. Oh, shit. Hey, how do you do that? Okay, his first two fingers are out like this. So what are you doing? Oh, where'd you go?
Where'd you go? No, no, no. I just went up to show you. Oh, so what are you touching right now? Just so I'm... Like, inner thigh. Inner thigh. Right, but where are the legs? Down? Okay, those are legs. What's that? Oh, vagina. Okay, got it. Or I guess that way. I'm not quite sure the hand motions for vaginas anymore. I understand the vagina's facing you. So, legs. Right, yeah. It's not just down. Down is weird. You need a...
Throw a little, like, a caress is in the, it's all in the wrist. It's windy. It's like a windy motion. It is. Yes, yes, yes. It goes with the wind. Yeah. And you need to, like, just barely touch. Like, just like a. Right. So it's like a tickle. Oh. Something like that. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Do you like being tickled sexually? Um, no. What? I don't know. What, like in the middle of sex? Like someone's like.
No, I meant like, it's sort of like a caressing. I don't know. Yeah, me neither. I don't know. Why did you ask that as if that's something you... I don't know. I didn't know if that was... Is that what you're looking up now? Big tickle porn now? You're a tickle porn guy? No, but I have seen a tickle porn documentary. I have seen that. I think I told you about that, right? Yo, I think it was like during COVID, but I like found out about it and I was like, I have to watch this. And then it was only available. I had to pay money for it. Paid it. You are.
You paid money to watch a documentary about tickle porn. It was not about porn. It was about this tickle underworld where dudes want to be tickled, but you have to tie them up so they can't defend themselves. No. What happens to a person... When they get too tickled? Overtickled? Yeah. Could that be damaging somehow? I imagine it could...
Because when I get tickled, I'm like, bro, I'm going to fucking lose it. This might, honestly, this might be a part of the human experience we haven't figured out yet. Because think about it like this. When you get filled with pee, you piss. When you get filled with horny, you cum. What happens when you get filled with tickle? Does your heart explode? That's a possibility. Absolutely. I would just start crying. I would think it's like it becomes painful. You know, like it's like... It is kind of painful when you think about it.
Yeah, like I don't like it. I don't think that I... Being tied up and tickled sounds... First of all, I'm not ticklish. Brutal. Period. Second of all... Really? Yeah, I'm not ticklish. Lucky. You're a ticklish boy? Definitely. Where are you most ticklish? My sides. Like right here. Really? Yeah. So like realistically, what if like me, Greg, and Ahmed were to hold you down and start tickling you? I'd be honest with you, right? Yeah. First of all, gayest thing ever. Okay. But second of all...
It's a tickle time with the basement boys. I think that if I had governmental secrets, right? All the fucking Russians or Chinese would have to do. Why? You very specifically named those two countries. Aren't those like our biggest enemies? Sometimes. All they would have to do is tickle me and I'd probably give up.
Really? Yeah, so don't tell me anything. They put you in the fucking T-pose, and then they just fucking... Are they tickling you with their hands? Are they going feathers? Probably feather, yeah. Feathers. Feather, actually, feather, I don't know if I'm tickling, but like a hand, a good hand.
One of these? Or like a long nail? Or like, are you like a ticklish because it's like just the tips are getting you or like if like someone were to like grab you? Both, both, both. Really? I used to have really ticklish knees, but that kind of like faded away with age. Oh, okay. But I used to have like very ticklish knees. Like if you grab my knee, it's like I was fucking getting ejected from a ship. Yeah. I feel like I knew someone like that once, but it was like a horny thing. Like they were just like, yo, if someone touches my knees, I'm fucking yoked.
Isn't that weird? That is a weird thing to get horny by. Isn't it weird that people get horny from different things? Yeah, you would think the human experience would be like, this is the horny parameters. Like, it's not just genital touching. It's like, you could like get someone's elbow and they're like, oh, fuck. You know what I'm saying? But like some people have that. You know some women. Don't fucking point at me. You know some women could get an orgasm just from nipple play. I've heard of that. Like 2%?
Can you imagine just this your way into a fucking hole? Dude, there's one button for my my gazes and that's the fucking penis. That's the penis, dude. It's the penis button. There's nothing else like, and if there is another, I don't want to figure it out. Like I'm really cool with what I got going for me right now. I would, if I had like cool nipples, I could see nipple play being a big thing. You're kind of a nipple guy. You are.
I don't know that I'm a nipple guy. I wouldn't say... I don't want to... You know, I think the community would be like, bro, you're not a nipple guy. You know what I'm saying? Oh, like compared to you. The nipples, the nipple people will come for you? Yeah, they're like, bro, you're not one of us. Like, you're relaxed. Stay in your lane, bitch. Yeah, yeah. You're not actually a nipple guy. Chill out. Is there like a whole fucking lane of nipple people? Bro, there's a lane for everything. Doing OPL has taught me that. Oh, yeah. That's right. Go check it out. So, you know, I wish I had like a...
Like you had more you had you wish you had more I wish I had just like a cool like a like maybe I was like really into like hands or something You know what? I mean, there are those people that are like super freak feet fetishes Yeah, and like I don't like feet so I don't want it to be that one But if it was like hands or like something, yeah, you know what? I love no this though the top over boob. Oh
Like a bub boob? No. I'm up here. Oh. I mean, unless you have gigantic tits. Well, some tits are big. I know, but I'm saying, that's great too. But like this part of a woman? Yeah. It's something like French. It's not like just the collarbones. It's like the whole thing. Okay. What's it called? Like somewhere to D.
A d-darp. Not a guess game. Not a guess game. But I like this part. I get that. Like, if a horny woman were to send you a picture, you'd want it to be like a towel and then like this.
No, no. I mean, I'm not thinking in the terms of pictures. I'm picturing like, you know when women wear... Halter tops. I don't know what that is. I don't know either. I think that's the first word I thought of. But I don't know. But like when women wear dresses that are like, the straps are here. Yeah. So they're down. Yeah. So their whole like shoulders... You're a shoulder guy. You've said this before. Shoulder...
clavicle bones neck this and a little bit of like oh yeah love that for some reason cleavage in there too or you're not even at the cleavage yet uh it doesn't have to be i mean it's just this is a good part i think okay you know what i mean and like think about this right think about uh uh you're screaming by the way think about this okay think about a woman wearing like a something with straps yeah
The difference between this and that is like, oh my god. When they do like the Kurt Angle, take the straps down and shit like that. To like tan or something? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm like, whoa. I hear what you're saying, yeah. Because even like for a second, like if you just watch, just this. When it falls off and they have to pick it back up. I love it.
See what I'm saying? You get it. I'm not picking up what you're putting down there. Yeah, okay. For some reason. And also, you could see 99% of the shoulder when it's just like a little spaghetti strap. But for some reason, when they go like this, you're like, oh my God. Yeah, I know what you're saying. Spaghetti straps, yeah. You remember those were, well, middle school. Were they banned in your middle school? What? Spaghetti strap shirts? Absolutely not. I know they probably were, but those fucking crazy Dominicans you went to school with were just like, I don't give a fuck.
Yeah, there was spaghetti about it. I remember it was a big thing in my middle school and high school. I didn't bring up high school for you because you went to a school that had uniforms. But it was just like the short skirts and the spaghetti straps. Like, no fucking way. Dude, you would have thought spaghetti straps...
Teachers spoke about spaghetti straps as if they were fucking signs that just said like come on come get some you know what I mean like the way it was so strange and now I mean I can't speak to now but like back in the day spaghetti straps were like the biggest no-no for fucking middle school and high school girls to wear I remember when I was in middle school also the like the jeans that had no pockets I was like oh my it was basically seeing a butt jeans that had no pockets no back pockets
Like no pockets on the butt? Just jean? It was just jean the whole way? Yeah.
Oh, okay. It was a lot of the Spanish girls wore them. I bet. I love that. Yeah, they got it from ABC clothing. I know. I knew about those. Yeah, I knew exactly about those. I remember being like... And then also you see someone wear pockets on their jeans after you've seen jeans with no pockets. It's like, get the fuck out of here. You're basically wearing like three pairs of pants at that time. Pockets are a big thing in the lady community. Dress pockets. Bro. They got no pockets. Becca will buy something and she'll be... And I'll be like, that's beautiful. You look great in it. And then she'll go...
Here's the kicker. Pockets. It's a fucking game changer for ladies. They came... First of all, ladies, by the way, have nature's pocket. So now they want more pockets? Right, yeah. Well, now women just want all the pockets? Yeah, they want all the pockets. What, do you want to be pocket equals here? Yeah, it's crazy. But I will say... I don't even... Like, I've heard women say, like, they complain, like, oh, I wish this thing had pockets or whatever. Maybe it's just my experience. But I don't really think...
pockets like that. I think they were using pockets. Here's the thing. I think women have been fucking trained to not use pockets. That's what I'm saying. You throw it in the clutch. They've got beguineys and then they've got fucking handbags. I can almost guarantee, I'm speaking on behalf of the women here, which is what we do here at The Basic. Which is what we do as straight men. We speak on behalf of women. That's right, baby. The American way. Speak for the people that you are not, the community you're not a part of. Yeah.
I think women have been told their whole lives, you're not getting pockets. Here's an entirely separate bag. Right. And you got tits. You got berginas. You don't need any more pockets. And then for men, they were like, you need something. Take all the pockets. Yeah. Cargo shorts?
15 pockets. Surplus of pockets. Really too many pockets. We can agree on that. But like, that's what I'm saying. I was a little confused when women are like, oh, I wish this had pockets. But like, I don't really see them using pockets like that. Especially on like dresses because they got a bag to match the thing, which I like. It's a good look. I think it's a good look too. And also like a clutch. I kind of like a clutch. I do like a clutch, but like imagine you have to carry something in your hand everywhere you go for always. Mad annoying. I understand. Like for fashion, I get it. That sucks. And like...
Handbags are also bad because it's basically just a lever for someone to like grab and take, you know, like put pockets. Dude, if I have to carry around a clutch, I'd be leaving clutches all over town.
Oh, and we know Joe. This is the guy that one fucking dish in his dishwasher got moldy and he threw out everything he owned, cutlery and dishwise. What does that have to do with anything? I'm saying, like, you would probably just be like, I bought, like, an abundance of bags and clutches and you're just getting rid of them at every turn. Well, no, I'm not trying to get rid of them. I would just forget them because I would be like, I'm not carrying this around. I'm going to put it down. Big pocket. Where do you keep your wallet, by the way? Which pocket? You know what's crazy is I...
Used to when I had like a traditional foldable wallet. I used to keep it in my back right all the time Okay, but now I have like the one that like slides up, you know, yeah this one here Yeah, I gotta be careful not to reveal any like there's credit card. You could have just told me I know exactly what it is You showed me like four days ago. Okay Now I keep it in my front left same front left is wallet keys and
Front right is phone. I was back butt for a while, but then now I have like a newer wallet that's like harder. Like, you know when you get a wallet, it's got to like break in. I don't want to give a free plug, but the Ridge wallets, like that general like. Well, that is insane. I can't sit on a piece of steel forever. So if I have that, I need to put it in the front pocket. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So I have a newer wallet. I just got it like a couple months ago. Oh, it's the green one, right? Yeah. That one's really nice. So like that one, when I sit on, it's like pressing against my butt. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And it's like bruising it. Yeah.
I might get one of those. Those are nice. That's a good idea. Honestly. But I feel like I need to know where everything is because then when I do like my like check, phone wallet keys, I know bing, bang, boom. Exactly. But like a purse, bro. Now I gotta dig. Bro. I gotta dig. Bro. I gotta dig for something. Becca...
Her purse is like the fucking Marianas trench. I go in there and she'll see- Very deep. Very deep, dude. And I'm talking her like leather purse, not- I want you to guess also right now. Inside of your wife's purse, what percent of the things inside the purse aren't necessary? Four. Max. Because I'll tell you this, she has a- she has- she has a purse. It's really a bag.
In the bag, another bag. No. In that, her wallet.
Why the fuck would you do that? Dude, I love this woman, but right now I'm honestly thinking about leaving her in the fucking dust. That's kind of crazy. That's crazy, right? Yeah, like, how do you pay for anything? She's got a fucking, you know, Russian doll of fucking stuff. To find the wallet. Yeah. She's like, go in my purse, in my bag, in my wallet, then you'll find what you're looking for. And I'm like, oh, this shouldn't be a riddle. Also, you have to have the memory of an elephant to, like, know that it's in there because I check...
all the time that i have my wallet on me i'm gonna make sure that i have i'm gonna back up and i will say you know it's different now because with the kids we always need to carry you know in the bag there's always like snacks for the kids there's always a thing of wipes there's always like diapers you know what i mean like that makes sense so like that is in that four percent but the other yeah 85 there's a full bottle of spf 50 in here what the fuck do we need there's a lot there's a lot in there there's a lot in there but crazy but you know it's
Creams? So many creams. Well, slow down, okay? I will say this. Big pocket targeted women. And now the women's pocket revolution is coming. I think they think grass is greener on the other side. They're like, I would like pockets because I would use the pockets. But once you get all those pockets, then you get made fun of. How many times have I made fun of ants fucking cargo shorts? Have you ever in your life?
Seen a woman with full pockets never ever never seen a woman in full pocket That is true, but that is because big pocket has trained them. I know to have bags Joey I know what they do they make the bags very expensive Also, not only that the bags are so filled that I don't know that you could go back to pocket after that No, you have to choose only three of the 400 items in your bag. Yeah. Yeah, and that's a big deal
Think about it like this, boys, I want to help you guys learn what it's like to be a woman. I'm going to teach you. When you go through and you clean out your backpack, or when you go out and you clean out your wallet, how many times do you find something and you're like, I don't need this, but I don't want to get rid of it? For years, years, I carried around a Stone Cold Steve Austin trading card. Why? Because it set the tone that I love to party and it'll not be fucked with, okay? But think about that on a scale of 10 in a woman's backpack. That's crazy, boys. Freaky.
That is about the most ridiculous fucking comparison ever. I don't even know what's in my wallet right now. I'll be honest with you. I have like four things in it. Oh, no. Now I've narrowed down. I would hope so. I've narrowed down, but I did for years. When did you get rid of this stone cold trading card? When did you get rid of it? A couple of years ago. A couple of years ago. Within my adulthood. Post 25, I would say. Yeah, this is crazy. This is a crazy time. You know, that's what life is, man. Where did you get it?
A WWE video game. It came with it. And you threw it in your wallet. Yeah. I also had a... When did you get that game? 2013, I think. So I kept it for years after I stopped playing the game. So hold on. No, no, no, no, no. No, because you're not running away from this. Go to the ads. You're telling me in 2013, how old were you then? I could be just guessing the year. 2013, you're either 20 or 21 years old. Okay. So you're 21 years old and you get a wrestling video game.
It comes with a card. Yep.
You've held on to that card. Had held on to it. Well, you had held on to it for many years, but it wasn't in your wallet yet. And you waited until you were about 26, 27. I'll be honest with you. I'm pretty sure it immediately went into my wallet. Oh, so it lasted a long time? Because you said this was, oh, you got rid of it after that. Got it. I thought you held on to it, and then one day you looked at it, and you're like, you know what? This is going to go right into my adult wallet. No, no, no. It went into my wallet probably almost immediately after opening that game. We're 21.
We did stupid, silly things. Also, I want to go on record. You're a big, stupid, silly guy, too, so fucking careful. Okay. Be careful. Here's some carefulness. Too old to do that. No. Yeah. No, Joey. Carrying around a stone-cold trading card in your wallet. Yeah, absolutely. What are you going to do about it? Nothing, you fucking loser. So shut up. I don't have to do anything. There's nothing for me to do. You've done it.
You've done it already. You've done it for me. You've done it. I just wanted to make sure we were getting to that. Yeah, okay. As I say that with four-year-old stains on my shirt. Here we go. Yeah, exactly. And a backwards baseball cap. Way to fucking go. Frank. What are you going to do? Shake me for lunch money at the fucking arcade? Loser. Because I turn my hat around? You won't wear anything except baseball jerseys. That's not true.
I have other clothes too. We don't know. We don't know. Not on this show. We don't know. I guarantee if you take a. Oh yeah. He's got shirts from express because he works for the company. Apparently two people that have. Becca goes to me recently. She goes besides baseball jerseys and express shirts. What do you wear? And I went my heart on my sleeve. I was like, oh shit. I don't know. I guess nothing. Yeah. So what are you going to do? Hey man.
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Like music or what's your go-to song in the shower right now? What are you singing right now? I don't listen to music in the shower. You do? I don't. It's like rare. I'm not saying listen. I don't listen to music in the shower. What I sing every shower.
I don't do that recently it was be prepared from the Lion King makes a lot of sense. What's up by for non blondes That's a great one - oh we were in the we were in an uber and we were singing that in some Hamilton very loudly I also think he was enjoying it. He was kind of doing this Yeah, I think he was kind of bopping to it a little bit He had the bop gone not a long enough car ride for us to really sing as much as we wanted Yeah, it was after By the time people are seeing this after by the way, the brunch boys are back. Oh
Big time. We did a big time episode where we had scorpion bowls. It was a little crazy. And then we got, you know, we were singing and hanging and having fun. So that's on Patreon. Go check that out. But yeah, we got drunk on an episode. We did. Surprise, you know. Surprise. Things happen. Every so often we're like, you know what? We should get drunk on this episode. I'm like craving karaoke. Like hard, hard craving karaoke. Are you? I am.
I feel like- I'm surprised you don't have like a karaoke machine. Um, you know they made like Apple- like your- like Apple Music could do karaoke now? No? You need a microphone, bro. You don't need a microphone if it's just a party of your friends and fam. You can just be your own microphone. No. What? No? The best part is having a microphone and feeling like you're on stage, dude. I'm not just gonna sing out loud. The fuck? Yeah, who would do that? Yeah.
Slow down, all right, bitch? No, you're going to tell me you're not craving a good karaoke sesh? Just like a pitcher of stale light beer. You're spilling it all over the place, walking across couches in just like a small Korean... Definitely Korean. Definitely. Even though the Japanese have coined...
Karaoke is the art the Koreans have just taken it for themselves, right? So I could be wrong. Maybe it is the Koreans. I made it up. Don't start a war They got enough going on in Korea. I've also what I've also been watching Tokyo Vice unbelievable show Tokyo Vice Yeah, it's on max whatever the fuck the shit is called It's just like a it's like a who's the dude I forget his name. Yeah, but he was like baby driver or something and
Uh, Ansel Elgort. Yeah. That's, that's a, that's not a real name by the way. Yeah. That's like what it sounds like when someone swallows something. Yeah. That's like the rejected name for all of the fucking hobbits in the Lord of the Rings. Was it? This is Frodo. This is Ansel Elgort. You know? Oh, yo, he's like fluent in Japanese.
I think he is, he could speak several languages. That's crazy. But apparently there's some stuff out there about him. No, that's not good. We'll talk about it. The show's phenomenal though. Yeah. But yeah, so that's good. But you know, so I'm like locked into the Japanese culture kind of. Not that that was what you were saying. I know. Have you watched? No karaoke in that show. Have you watched Shogun?
No. I watched the first episode. I haven't watched more. I want to watch more. Apparently, it's really good. How do you watch one episode of a show and then you don't watch the show? It just got away from me, babe. I haven't been able to. You weren't captivated? I was pretty. My Vedans were capped.
I just haven't gotten the chance to like sit down. Becca and I right now are watching a lot of Top Chef. So we're being Top Chefs. You know, they're in Milwaukee this season. Okay. Some cool stuff going on. You like Top Chef? I do. But I don't like you. I don't know. I'm going back and forth. I'm going back and forth on you. But like. On me? Yeah. What did I do?
I know that you like, you go to a lot of fine dining establishments. Uh-huh. But like, I want to go out to just a diner and just get like a stupid fucking dumbass burger. You know what I'm saying? I do too. You know what? I want to go carnivals. Oh. And like get stupid shit from carnivals. Yeah. Because carnivals, there's no rules. Carnivals are crazy, dude. It's like, we'll get like. Top down, they're just a disaster. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I want to go to a carnival in like the 80s.
Like, I wish we could time travel and go to a carnival back then. What a request. I want to go to a... You can't tell me no? What? Just salty carnies that are just, like, the fucking... Just seriously, like, possible murderers. And they're just, like, handing you just a big corn dog. Do you remember...
i don't know if you were there but we went to like the fair carnival whatever in astoria and someone tried to stab one of the workers and they all beat the out of him in the street there's such a level like a fraternal love of corn for carnies they're like their own like fraternity they they work together also is that offensive fraternity no carnie yeah who's getting offended i don't
I don't know. But anyway, they can't hear. Apparently this guy was trying to stab somebody with a screwdriver and then they whooped his ass. And then I was like, what's going on? And I get close and the guy's right there and he's like basically knocked out and he like sits up and some dude kicked him in the face.
And he was just out. I was like, I'm going home. And then he handed you a plastic bag of goldfish and it was the best day of your life. Yeah, I mean, I earned the goldfish. You did earn that goldfish. Did you do the game where the fucking frog and you hit it with the hammer and it fucking flips over into a bucket? No, no, no. I did the one where it's like you throw ping pong balls and you have to land in like the thing. Oh, that's very tough. You know what game I... If you throw enough, you're gonna win. If you were to take...
Say like how much money have you spent at a carnival and like break it down by games? There was one year where I legitimately at the age of 12 must have convinced my parents to give me a hundred dollars over two days for what there was this game and I know you're going to remember it. And this guy was such a fucking con artist. That's the other thing about Karn. Karn, he does seem a little bit of a slur. It should probably stop very hard. So,
But it was... It was like a spiral piece of metal. And you had this ring that was on a stick. And you had to, from the bottom...
As it spun, go around without hitting the edges or it would like buzz. Yeah. And I had convinced myself I was going to do it and win like an Xbox or something. And you didn't. Didn't. Damn. I spent so much money on this fucking thing. You know what I spent a lot of money on? You remember that game you put the quarters in? It's like a shelf that keeps pushing coins. Oh my God, yeah. And I'm like, I'm going to win $1,000 right now. Dude, there's like a TikTok.
Like series of TikToks that are just those and it's just like live and you just watch that And it's just like in the middle stacks of like $5,000 chips See I'm glad that I you know I'm not I haven't seen that because I would just sit there for an hour watching this Dude those things are such scams and I was such like I was so bought in and like one would fall and it would move it like
Yeah, and I'm like, oh shit, it's gonna fall. Because what happens is, like, the thing is, like, I don't even know if people know what we're talking about. No, they know, they know. There's a lot of change, and there's like a shelf that keeps pushing it. So the idea is to stack all the coins, and then eventually it pushes it out, and you win all that money.
And it's like a lot of quarters So you're like Yo I'm about to Cash the fuck out Yeah yeah But the quarters get to like A full two inches Past the edge And hasn't I get I think I think It's cause they're magnetic I think there's a magnet there I think that's what it is I think I figured it out Bastards Yeah
I've also hit that jump shot at carnivals before and I'm like, I'm the best basketball player of all time because you know those are bent. The last time I did like a serious like carnival game, it was the one where it's like cans and you need to throw a ball or a beanbag at...
Yeah. Nice. I remember... You know the one that you squirt water into a clown's mouth? And...
You know what I mean? Yeah, yeah. When you're fucking full on pissing in this clown's mouth. Yeah, I got you. And then like pops a balloon or whatever. Bro, I destroyed like four children at that.
Oh, I love that. But I was like, what am I doing? I love the one where it's like the horsies are racing. Oh, you have to like throw the ball in and like get it. And it'll be like one move, three moves, five moves. Also, I want to just back up for a second and just point out that you said horsies instead of horses. Oh, I'm sorry. I like to be playful with the way I speak. Horsies. My tummy is.
- I speak to children all day long, okay? Forgive me. What do you want me to say? That fucking, oh, that mare up there. Oh yeah. Sorry I don't fucking drown my sorrows in rosé, you fucking useless pig. Okay, you drown your sorrows in cheddar biscuits from Red Lobster. So ain't that much better there, chief. - Trust me, one of those are gonna kill you a lot quicker.
reveal which one will kill you quicker, the rosé or the Keturbé biscuits? Honestly, the jury is out. I don't even know because I'm pretty... If I had to guess, it would be the biscuits. You know, it's crazy talking, transitioning. I saw a story today that there's a new TikTok trend amongst surprisingly women. Normally, the people that are doing dumb things are us boys. There is a new TikTok trend where they are doing enemas. Enemas? Enemas.
Okay. Seems okay, right? Yeah. Clean out your hole. I know. I remember you did an enema for Patreon, which you guys can find it. I haven't done one since. Unless Joey took it down out of shame. I did not. It's still up there. I didn't show my anus. Yes, you did. No, I did not. If you guys want to see Joey's full on fucking sphincter puckering at you, go to patreon.com. False advertising. Asterisk. Yeah. There's an asterisk on that. Yeah. Um,
But they're doing enemas. I did one recently for the doctor. Sucks so bad, dude. The doctor sucked it? No. Damn, dude. That's a weird enema. No, no, no, no, no. I had to do it for the doctor to like clean myself out. Lovely. Yeah. But they're doing enemas reportedly for health benefits, but it is with coffee.
Hmm coffee wait is that not dangerous? Of course, it's dangerous probably I do it Because we're all as a society getting dumber Despite the fact that we have the world at our fingertips anything for a tench Yeah, and what they do is as they're doing the enemas They use that my least favorite emoji on the planet the three little like shimmer light shimmers to make it look like it's like Healthy, you know what i'm talking about?
Okay, like the sparkles? Yeah, it looks like sparkles and it'll be like this is for good like liver detox and like it like lowers your cortisol levels. Hey, you're just butt chugging coffee, dude. Yeah, that caffeine's got a fucking first-class ticket to your bloodstream. And for where? For your bloodstream. Oh, I thought you were saying for your spludge spray. What is that? I thought that was a word for your asshole that I hadn't heard of. Spludge spray? No. No.
I can't imagine, as someone that has medically had to take enemas, I can't ever imagine doing it for funsies. With coffee, no less. With coffee. Imagine the first time I have coffee, it's just fucking injected into my ass. The caffeine would probably get your heart going. Well, it's not a thing, like, because remember when we were in college, people were warning us against like butt chugging.
Yeah, I mean, I definitely didn't need a warning. I was like, I'm all set. I'm not sticking a funnel in my ass. There was no part of you that wondered what it was like to butt chug a beer? Legitimately never. Did you ever do or know anyone that did eye shots?
No? Oh, like put a shot in your eye? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Is that even possible? My eye would fall out. Kids that I knew in college would take shot glasses of vodka and they'd hold it and it would seep through their tear duct. And let me tell you, bad. Not good, dude. How not blind? Because I don't know. Eye open? Yeah. Yeah.
That's gotta suck, dude. Are you kidding me? Suck? Dude, that's like fucking legitimately dangerous, it sounds like. Yeah, yeah. I'd like to see more than I'd like to be cool. Is there any drink that you like enough that you would legitimately consider butt-chugging it?
I like tasting things with my mouth. I've never tasted anything with my... Let alone my favorite drinks. What if you found out tomorrow you could taste things with your asshole? It wouldn't change a thing. It was like a thing back then where it was like, if you dip your balls in something, you could taste it. It was made up. Not that I did it.
But I did see people saying that. Did you do it? I swear I got it in. But I was like, because I was like, bro, that is completely made up. This is a prank, obviously. This seems like, hey, we're not scientists. Despite speaking with confidence about many things. People think that we're scientists. Me. Look at me. Look at that scientist over there. Look at that scientist. People come here and they're like, give us the cold hard science. And we go, you got it. You got it, folks. Don't chug.
in your butt. Yeah. I would say. Unless... Get it out. Yeah, you want your butt to be exit only. You know what I mean? Mm-hmm. That no entrance for anything. Unless you like gay sex. Or just... A good ol' analing. A good ol' pegging. Yeah. You don't need to be gay to enjoy pegging. That's what Joey tells me. So... You don't need to be gay to enjoy a little analing. We let people do what they want on this show. This is a perfect segue. This is the part where we go, yeah. Yeah.
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Yeah. Well, you just did Rocky Balboa, I think. What's the difference between Sylvester Stallone and a Frenchman? That's... Who... I'm not even going to say who that was. Who is that? You tell me. I guess. But apparently, so we have the Summer Olympics in Paris this year. I fucking love... Well, the Summer Olympics I like. The winter is like... It's like, oh, cool ice.
Well, I just like, it's just not as cool as the summer. I love watching track and field. Isn't flag football going to be in this one or the next one? Is it? I think so. I don't know. But track and field, swimming, like. I love how the Olympic committee is just adding things that we're only good at so we can get more gold medals. What are we, what? Fucking, they're trying to make baseball an Olympic sport.
Actually, that might be tough. We would get our ass whooped. Not our ass whooped. We're going to slow the hell down, all right, bitch? We got Aaron Judge. Okay, but the Dominican Republic. I know, the World Baseball Classic. The Japanese team. The World Baseball Classic, yes, yes, yes. The Japanese would fucking smoke us. They beat us in the last World Baseball Classic. That's what I'm saying. Also, DR, come on. DR, but, you know. Yeah, I mean, Jesus. But, like, flag football. I remember they announced that that was going to be an Olympic sport. We spoke about it here on this show, on the baseball. Who's good at flag football?
They'll figure it out in other countries. They probably don't play flag football, though, in other countries. I'm sure there is a small... I don't know how popular American football is in fucking... American football is a worldwide phenomenon, babe. That's why we're fucking going to Brazil. That's why we're going to London. I think that we're doing that to try and make it that, but... I can almost guarantee they're going to be sold out games in Brazil. The Packers are playing there, aren't they? Well, when a new sport comes, it's exciting in that way. Yeah, they sell out the London games all the time, I think. Well, that's just Jacksonville.
It's the only way Jacksonville can sell out. Hello. I want to go to a London game. Oh, do it. I want to, I re you know what I want to go to? I want to get invited to wreck some FC game. I want to be cool enough with Ryan and you know, and Rob and Rob and be like, we could sit with like in the owner's box with them. We can be like hanging out guys. I love you. Like, you know what I would like to do? Sit in the office. But yeah, of course.
No, of course! That would be awesome! That would be cool, right? Yeah! We can go, we can do it.
Yeah. Yeah. That would be fun as hell. It would. I mean, I would go to any football match. That's right. Football. I would go to any of them. I would be very careful though. I would make sure my allegiance is right down the middle for whatever I'm going to see. Oh, wherever I'm sitting is the color I would be wearing. Yeah. Yeah. I'm not going to wear that. Because you don't want to die, dude. I don't want to get, you know, I don't want anyone to throw a flare at me or whatever the fuck. You know what I mean? That's mostly in like South American countries that that stuff happens.
I can talk about them. You can't. So don't dare say anything. But sorry, I cut you off. So France, Summer Olympics. Oh, yeah. So apparently some of the French people are protesting the Olympics by shitting in the river. Is there a river in France? Yeah, like it flows all the way. The way to Paris? Yeah, it flows like all the way to the Eiffel Tower or whatever. I don't know. It's like their main one. I forget the name of it. It'd be like the Hudson for us, basically. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And they're just going to shit in it. They're just going to do big craps. Yeah, and that's the protest. A shit flash mob. Dude, that's going to stink. How many people they got backing on this poop protest? You also got to, like, everyone at the same time has to go. You know what I mean? I'm sure they can all take, like, at the same time, they meet up in the park and they're like, take this laxative. Oh, they got to say it French. How do they say it? Say what? Take this laxative. And we go to the poop.
That last part, I have no idea what you said. I didn't know what ended with... We're going to do poop. Got it. Yeah. Yeah, no. Shitting into a river is a little... I mean, I'm all for protesting.
That's just an interesting way to protest. Shitting. Well, that's the whole idea of a protest, Joey, is that you can't pick how it is protested. Well, yeah. Well, that's not the point of a protest. The point of a protest is that you shouldn't like the way that it's protesting. I don't think that's true either. Yeah, absolutely. It's not a protest if it's something you are on board with. It's just raising awareness and making sure people are... I've never been passionate about anything that crap for it. You know what I mean? Yeah, I don't know. If someone was like, yo...
There will be no more wine in this world. You have to crap your pants right now. Y'all do it. You think that's where my loyalty is? It was like to wine above all the things. What? No more therapy in the world or else you better crap your pants. It would be so unpopular. No. I don't know that I could even sit on a riverbank and shit into the water. Like, I don't think I have that in me.
Could you if I were to watch you crap? Could you crap? I don't think so. Really? To like watch me take a dump. Yeah. I don't think I don't I would have such stage fright. I don't know if my sphincter is like that. So let me get this straight for the basement yard experience. You can go on stage and make a couple thousand people laugh. But the moment they ask you to take your fucking drawers off and just pop a squat, you won't be able to do it. That's where your stage fright comes in. Frank, do you not understand the difference between those two things?
Oh, dude, you can make people laugh, but you can't pull your asshole out and shit. Crap in front of them? Crap with it.
No, exactly. No, I can't. Joey's a big crapper. Shout out to the French though, man. I have a newfound respect for them, man. Apparently Paris is a fucking dump, dude. Apparently like we have convinced ourselves. Well, I was being nice and now Frankie said that. It's a rough looking city. If someone were to say apparently the Bronx is a dump, you're going to be offended. You'd be like, yeah, it kind of is. I mean, I've been to the Bronx though.
You've never been to Paris. Yeah. You've heard enough about it. I mean, I've seen some videos, but also like, I don't know how much I trust these like travel influencers that are like, I went to the city and it's not anything. It's like, what the fuck do you know about this city? Well, Joey, all of our, France is beautiful. All of our news. Let's get this out of the way. Even when I saw it from the air, I'm sure there's parts of Paris that are probably not great. It's a fucking tourist attraction. It's not France. It's like going to Times Square and being like, it's actually, New York is actually dirty. Yeah.
That's a bad example of New York is dirty. New York is very dirty. But like, you know, it's like going to like the main hubs and being like, oh, this is not what I expected at all. I usually see videos of like the rolling hills of Tuscany and you're like, bro, you're in fucking... That's Italy. But so I would think that just like any city, it has its good and bad parts. And like the people from there are probably like they...
are more defensive of the good parts and be like, "Oh, like, Dan Tan is a big shithole." My French is getting better. You're not speaking French. My French is getting better. I don't know if the right way to protest the Olympics is to... Take in dumps? Take dumps. Because, let's not forget... River dumps. The Olympics has been around for thousands of years. They've probably smelt quite a couple dumps in their time.
Maybe. So what is that going to do? Have you ever pooped in a body of water? Besides the toilet. Obviously. No, I don't think I have. Not to my knowledge. Have you? To my knowledge? What do you think? You forgot? Like when I was a baby, yeah. Like a lot of times, like when babies are first put in the bath, they get scared of it and they go, crap. Oh my God. Did your children shit in the bathtub? I'm trying to remember. I think one of them did. You ever get peed on?
I've gotten pee on, like, not, like, shot at me because the diapers I change for the girls, you know. But apparently a lot of people with boys, like, they get fucking fat pissed on. Yeah. That's crazy, dude. I've seen it happen. You've seen someone get pissed on? Yeah. My sister. Whoa. Yeah. That's kind of weird. Didn't think I was going to go my entire life without seeing my sister getting pissed on, but here we are. Here we are. And talking about it for a couple thousand people to watch and listen to. But then it's like... Your sister's going to be like, hey...
Why are you talking about me on the podcast? What did you say? I don't remember. I don't even remember, honestly, what I said. No, but when she used to change muggles, she would put a diaper over them. Well, they sell. There's a product that's called the PPTP. It's kind of cultural appropriation. You know how those Americans love. It's called the PPTP. Oh, you got to put a little cone over it? Yeah, it's like a little cone that you put over the little baby stuff.
So they don't piss on you. It's a penis. Yeah, but... Yeah. You know. I don't know. I feel weird... Calling it a penis? Speaking about a baby penis...
Well, first of all, we're not talking about it like we're in love with it. We're talking about what happened. Scientifically. Yeah. Back to us being scientists. Yeah, we're back to being science. How are you? If you were to protest the... Because apparently, I actually, I think there's some... I'm not crapping in the... Ground for this protest to stand on. I can give you a piss in the river. I can't crap in the river. I'm sorry.
I'll piss in the bro. I've peed. I've pre I've peed in bodies of water probably more than I've peed in toilets Are you a pool pisser you piss in pools not pools? No, thank you lakes. Forget about it I honestly think I could have been a pool pisser growing up if I didn't see that or like hear that one rumor that when you pee in pools, it turns blue if if I Didn't know that I probably would have done it more. I will say this if
I'm lying a little bit. I have been a pool pisser, and I think you have too. Oh, Las Vegas doesn't count. You know what? You're right, because technically that's not a pool. It's just a big toilet. Yeah. People throw up in that. Yeah, dude. And I know. One of our friends threw up in a Vegas pool. He went underwater, threw up, and came up. Which I did. That's one of the dumbest, like...
Things I could think of. You know what's funny? Why go under? You know what's crazy is we found a camera in a Vegas pool. Yeah. And I still have it.
You don't throw anything out. I don't. It's unbelievable. We took a couple pictures before it stopped working. I wonder whose camera it is. I wonder what's on there. Me too. Imagine you go through and it's at the end of the Hangover movies. It's like, oh shit. They're drunk with a monkey or something. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Maybe one day I'll be able to find the proper USB cable to like...
Get the pictures off it. Well, it's been over 10 years probably. I think you gave up on that dream a long time ago. You never know, babe. Probably busy with other stuff. I am a little busy. We'll never know, folks. But yeah. Anyway. And there, Frank. What do you say? No, let's keep going. Okay. So how are you? Where can they find you?
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