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Welcome back to the base- Welcome back to the basement, y'all. I'm just Frankie anywhere I'd be a three Standing next to you have abs and I have a beer belly I put that together right now. Right now. Could you believe that? Well, I don't have abs. You have more closer to abs than I do.
What the fuck was that? Who was that? That sentence kicked the shit out of you just now. Who was that? I'm sorry. Whoop your ass. I watched the Oscars Sunday, and I'm just, I can't, that I'm Just Ken performance fucking rocked my balls off. I did see it. He got crushed it. Yeah, it pisses me off, though. Why? Like, because he's just like, yeah, he could sing, too. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Brian Goggins. Just chill the fuck out. Listen, you've got the looks. You've got the acting ability. He's got, please, he has to have a small set of fucking balls and cock.
Like he's need to have Probably not dude Eva Mendez Eva Mendez Jesus She's not She's You know What are you about to say I was gonna say I'll come over there and slap your glasses off You wanna know exactly what I was gonna say What She's not probably caring about dick and ball size Oh oh I thought you were gonna say that she's not that hot I was gonna I'm gonna take your head off No Eva Mendez is a beautiful woman Beautiful But
Pull the fuck down! She's a beautiful woman. Jesus Christ, get off your fucking horse. You came in horned up. Joey walked to the studio today and I knew the energy he was bringing with him today. Sorry. I knew it. I know that when you do anything like, like energy wise, like active before we record, you come in here fucking full cock, testosterone pumping,
Ready to go. You want to know what's funny? I got an email. Remember I said like you get emails like, oh, we'd love to work with you with, you know, these cool brands, you know, or come to this really cool event. I got one for like testosterone boosters.
I was like, what the hell? We see how estrogened up you are. Yeah, it's like people are looking at me and they're like, male enhancement is exceptionally important. Yeah. And your audience needs to know. And it's like, what the fuck does that mean? That's funny. I like that. But yeah, this guy, Ryan Gosling, just goes out there and just fucking rocks. Crushes it. I didn't know you could sing like that. I'm sure it's helped. I'm sure it's not. I'm sure it's helped. I'm sure it's helped. Still, I mean, you got to be able to hold a little tone. When you have the, like...
highest paid fucking people teaching you and walking you through singing. Of course, that's fair. I'm sure you could do it. I mean, I just watched Crazy Stupid Love the other day. Favorite rom-com ever. What? Yeah. Oh, it's okay. Takes his shirt off in that too, on my wall. He does. That's a great cast too. You got Julianne Moore, Steve Carell, Emma Stone, Ryan Gosling. Is Marissa Tomei in that? She is in that. Shady? Shady?
Oh my god, I love her. Love Marisa Tomei. I'm in love with Marisa Tomei. The first time I saw her and my cousin Vinny, I was just like, what is this? Right. And then I heard her talk about- And also, what's happening? You know what I mean?
Oh, you thought I was doing boner talk. That's what you thought, brother. Yeah. You thought I was talking boner talk. You didn't think that she was attractive in that movie? Of course she's a good-looking person. I'm not saying that by any stretch. What were you saying? What is that, then? I'm just saying, like, this is, like, it's an insane package. Oh, it's a new type of woman that you've never seen. And she came out, and she was Mona Lisa Vito. Yep. And then when she told us about the 1967 Buick Skylark. Yeah, how's your Chinese food? It's good.
Bro, that movie, when they do the whole ticking time bomb, my clock is ticking away. Yeah. I almost pissed my pants. Not to mention your biological clock. That movie, if you guys have not watched My Cousin Vinny, do yourself a favor. You're not a citizen and get out. That felt like charged politically. That's not what I was saying. Not in 2024, Joey. You can't be doing that. Get out of here. Yeah. And you watched Barbie, right? Yeah.
Wrong. You haven't watched Barbie yet? I haven't seen it, no. Yeah, you should watch it. I'm boycotting it because of women, you know? Oh, yeah. Gotcha, gotcha, gotcha. No, I just haven't seen it. I haven't seen Oppenheimer either. I haven't seen Oppenheimer yet either. I heard it was the movie of the year. Well, by award standards, it literally was given movie of the year. So, yeah, you heard correct. Yeah, I don't know. I don't know who won anything.
That's not true. I saw that Emma Stone won for something. I'm fucking chill, dude. Sorry. What's going on? He came in with fat cock energy today. I'm letting you guys know. That's who won. I don't know. I do. Okay. Relax. You're very sensitive. But I saw that Emma Stone won for some movie and then I was on Hulu and I saw it. So I watched the trailer. What? Yeah. Yeah. No, no, no. I have no desire to watch it. It's crazy to me that movies like that.
Like, people win awards for movies like that because I'm like, I haven't even seen a commercial for this. I'd heard of it when it was coming out. But, you know, I have my ear to the ground a little closer than you do in terms of, like, movies and stuff. Like, Willem Dafoe's got a deformed face in this thing, and I don't know. I should know about a deformed face. Willem Dafoe, you hear he's playing Nosferatu? That makes sense. He looks like a vampire. He looks like a bat. He does. Like, he does. He does.
Willem Dafoe looks like a bat. You ever seen the clip of him that's gone viral where he's trying to explain someone? He's like, he's into classical music and he's gay. He does look like a vampire. Yeah, she won lead actress for her role in Poor Things, which is directed by a guy. The greakest name I've ever heard. Yorgos Lanthromos. Jesus, that sounds like a good dish with a lot of feta. Lanthromos.
Like there'd be a Greek grape leaf stepped on top of him, you know? Yeah, yeah. Like a whole fucking... By the way, Greek salad? The fuck is it? Salad, cuz? Fuck you. That's the best salad on the planet. I love that salad. Caesar's up there.
You ever had real Caesar though? Yeah when they mix the fucking- I wanna do it You wanna crush up a fucking anchovy? Well hold on I wanna have real Caesar salad So do I I don't want like this Newman's Own garbage Yeah no That's not real I've been to a restaurant where they make it next year Paul, Paul, Newman I'm onto you He's dead, he's gone Yeah, wait Paul Newman? Newman's Own Is he the one from the movies?
Are you fucking kidding me? He's the one who made Caesar salad? Hold on, hold on. Are you stupid? He's not the one who made Caesar. He's not Caesar. But that's his Caesar salad? But Newman's own, the popcorn, the dressings. That's Paul Newman. That's Paul Newman. The actor. The guy with the fucking watch. Yes. Yes. This guy's got an empire. Had. Long dead. Super dead, yeah. But I'm being serious. No, no, no, no. You didn't know. No. Next, you don't know who Orville Redenbacher is.
He's popcorn. He's popcorn. But I don't know who that is. Are you kidding me? Why are you making it seem like I don't know the popcorn guy? So that's crazy. Wait, you really don't know? No, who's Orville Redd? Oh, now you're making it up. No, Orville, I'll make it up. Newman's own is legitimately Paul Newman, though. Really? Yeah, that's his like, that was his like, I'm an actor. I'm in the score. I'm in like Butch Cassidy, Sundance Kid, right? I think that one, him and Robert Redford. I've never seen like anything. Robert Redford. People say I look like a young Robert Redford.
Dude. Look it up. Look it up. I'm not looking anything up. Please? Nope. All right. But yeah, you didn't know that he was... So I want like real Caesar salad, not like Paul Newman Caesar salad. Right, yeah. You know, you've had it? I've had it. It's good. It's great. I love a good fresh salad. When you go to a restaurant, especially if you go to like a steakhouse or something, and then they bring out like a cold salad. Dude. Like a cold one. My favorite part of Red Lobster...
Is when they... You piece of trash. What? My favorite part of... Bro, I love Red Lobster. Well, I haven't been in a... I love the biscuits. I love the biscuits. Biscuits. I haven't been in a number of years. But when I would go, when I knew that that...
Caesar salad was coming out on a plate that you could have sworn just got flown in from the Arctic. Yeah, I love a cold fucking salad. Give me your top three salads and like traditional salads, not like a fucking, you know, like you're going to like they have like a weird one. I like a Caesar salad with grilled chicken. Bingo. But I but I do love a Greek salad as well. Yeah.
Love but like traditionally Greek or like Romaine Greek. No, no, no like traditionally Greek So just like I've never had a Romaine Greek salad. Yes, you definitely have with Romaine lettuce Yeah, any Greek salad I've ever had and this is the point that I was getting to Greek salad I don't know that you could call yourself a salad tomato cucumber onion and just tons of feta Yeah, but there's no like leaf, but that's why it doesn't need to be because it's a fruit salad doesn't have leaves But you call it a fruit salad, right?
That's another bullshit thing though! No it's not Joey! It can't be a salad without the lettuce. Big Salad is trying to take control of the fact that they need greenery. I like a Cobb. Chicken Salad! I like a Cobb. Chicken Salad! All that shit is disgusting. Tuna Salad! All that shit is disgusting. You're fucking stupid. Tuna Salad! Shrimp Salad! Chicken Salad! Shit! Shrimp Salad! All that shit is nasty to me. Chicken Salad! Tuna Salad! You're wild. You're wild. Tuna Fish! Egg Salad!
Disgusting! You're crazy Joey! You're crazy. You're eating eggs and ma- like just- Oh! Oh! So deli- Out of a container! First of all, out of a container! You stupid, fucking, inbred bitch! Okay. Uh, you're not inbred. I know your parents.
I don't know. First of all, you're closer to inbred than me. Your uncle fucked your cousin or whatever. Take it easy. My uncles aren't fucking any of my cousins, okay? Cousins are fucking themselves. Yeah. Not my uncles or aunts or anyone in direct lineage. Got it, got it, got it. Um, Becca. Are we on salad?
She makes the best, like, chicken salad, egg salad, tuna salad, shrimp salad. I swear to God. I swear to God. It's the greatest thing on the planet. I'm not doing it. Becca's, I, Becca once made a bowl of, like, a party size of egg salad. I ate the whole thing. She goes, just so you know, there's, like, ten eggs in there. And I was like, uh-oh. Uh-oh.
Uh oh. But what do you mean? You're trying to take back salad. Fruit salad. I like a cob. Cob salad? Cob salad. It's okay. Something with a... It's okay. Something that has like a bacon crumble in it? No. Because most of that is bacon bits, which is not even real bacon. What?
Bacon bits. What is it? It's like bacon dust. No, no real bacon bits are real bacon But like you go to the store you get like fucking like bacon bits. It's like fake not bacon. Oh, I don't make a Cobb salad Okay, I just get it. Well I hope wherever you're getting it from. I don't know I don't want bacon on my salad because if I'm getting a salad it's because I'm trying to make a responsible healthy decision Oh, no, I I just want something like cold before I eat a hot.
You know what I'm saying? I kind of do. Yeah. Like that's why it's like getting a cold salad, like at a steakhouse. It's like, I know I'm about to eat some hot steak meat, you know, get me cold first. Listen. So Beck and I recently discovered and went to a fucking Turkish restaurant and
It would fuck your ass. Like it was so... It was... The food was unbelievable. I can't speak highly... Like higher about it. They came out with a salad. I'm not a big fruit in my salad type of guy. Me neither, honestly. If I'm getting a salad, I want greens and vegetables. I don't want fruit. You could put like a little slice of like a mango in there, but that's pretty much shit. This, first of all, arugula, which is top three greens. Underrated lettuce. Baby arugula, top three greens.
For me, personally. Yeah, no, I like it. And then it- Do you like kale? I do like kale. It's so okay though. It's- Put some oil on those wheels over there. It's kind of wild. I didn't know that I could do that. I didn't know I could do that. Yeah. But it was baby arugula. Uh-huh. Whole stalks of cilantro. Stalks? Stalks of it. Jesus. Like, just like literally someone took it and just went and threw it in. Okay. Lemon, oil, vinegar. Yeah. Yeah.
You don't, I don't know if you, you ever had like Cassetti cheese? It's like a Greek cheese. It's like soft, but kind of sharp. It's almost. Probably. It's like, it's like Provolone almost. Okay. Um, that, walnuts, not a big nuts in my salad guy. Right. Yeah. Pomegranate and orange, dude. Pomegranate fruit slices? Yep.
Slices. Or the seeds. Yeah, there you go. And then like... I was about to destroy you for not... First Paul Newman, not pomegranates. And then slices of oranges. Dude, unbelievable. But number one for me has got to be Greek salad. Two Caesar. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Caesar's up there for sure. But I do like a Greek salad, dude. Like a big block of fucking stupid feta in there that you got to chop up and mix around. Yeah, but you know what's crazy? You've never had good feta.
I went to Greece and had feta. That's fair. I've been to feta land. So now you know everything, right? Yeah!
I've had some real like cream. Cause like the fetta you get that's dog shit. It's like a block of rubber. No, no, I get the crumbles. No. Yeah. You want fetta. That's like creamy. When you put it in your mouth, it melts. Dude. I told, I was on the podcast. Are you garbage? And they, free plug. Go ahead. We were talking about it and I was like, cause I buy a thing like this and it comes in like a little thing. What a flap. I know what you're talking about. You don't want that.
Of course he was going to say that. I could have said literally anything. I buy a goat and I make it. He's like, you don't want that goat. I got the guy for it. They're crumbles. Yeah. He's got a guy. He's got a crab guy. You want to know what's crazy? I got a Greek cheese guy. I do. I actually do. I found one in fucking Jersey. But the crumbles, I used to throw them in like zins in the morning. Hell yeah. Just put it in my lip and just walk around. You know what I would have for breakfast sometimes? You're going to call me a little crazy for this. You ready? Peter bread toasted up a little bit. Oh.
Thin layer of hummus. Or tzatziki. I'm in. All right. Like, whatever it is. I know where you're going to be out. Crumble feta on top. I'm getting fucking horny work done. And then I know you're going to be out here, but I did this. Greek olives. Kalamata olives. I know you're not a big olive guy. Don't love olives. I call it a Greek pizza. Unbelievable for breakfast, dude. None of that is a breakfast food. Why not? I don't know. Why not? Who's eating olives at fucking 8 a.m.?
Yeah, I know that. I am. Yeah. There's nothing wrong with that. Others are great. Don't ask me why they're good for you, but they are. Yeah, maybe. I don't know.
I don't really know. I don't know something about olives. I don't really, but olive oil, love that stuff. That's good stuff, babe. Yeah. Everyone needs a good batch of olive oil. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. Not like this like store-bought nonsense. Like you need some like high quality, like from the fucking, from the orchards. From the trees. You ever seen how they make them? Dude, I went to, when I was in fucking. Oh yeah, he went to Greece, so he knows everything about olive oil and feta now. Actually, I'm well-traveled. This was in Portugal.
But we were in Durrell Valley, they make- all the wineries make wine and olive oil. So they have olive trees, and they like sell it, and it's- This is me slamming a bottle on the table of olive oil. They fucking sell it! They sell- You see they like turn the thing and it like presses it and it just oil, oil. Yeah, oil.
That's what I would do. That's 100%. Did I tell you when I was out there, one of the wineries on their list said they have a wine that was only stopped by women? Did you know that? And you didn't buy that one just because you didn't want to support them? Well, we did a tasting thing. Oh, you tasted it just to give them a little... No, no. We did a tasting, so that wasn't part of our thing that we... What if... Hear me out. Yeah. Yeah.
Okay, you've got a great rating on your like find my foot pick or whatever it is.com, right? Whatever it is. Yeah, fuck my feet. I don't know what it is. Feet my balls. Yeah. What if Secret Handshake Food Co. Great company. I already know what you're going to say. Let me say it. Got it. And then you can respond. That's how podcasts work. Right. Okay. Secret Handshake Food Co. You guys are looking to branch out outside of maybe more, you know, more hot sauces, more other stuff.
You make wine or olive oil and they're mashed with your dirty, stinky piggies. My feet? Your fucking little piggies. And they stink. What stinks? Your feet. No, they don't. I'm just saying. Like, people would love your fucking... You don't want wine that smells like foot?
Some people would, I guess. Some people do, Joey. There is a certain, like, funk that people like in food. Funk has, like, a place in, like, high-end food. Well, cheese. We're talking about funk here. We're talking about dirty fucking farty cheese. Yeah.
That wine. Remember that wine you tasted? The guy was like, it's a little farty. Yeah, the woman was like, you try it. You smell it. It's a little farty. And I was like, are you saying a word that I don't know? I was like, P-H? Farty? People like tea. Fungus. Think about like different types of like, what's the fungus that you like? The truffle. People like it. It'll be a little smelly. Yeah, but those don't smell like feet. But they smell funky. That's the point. Okay. People like the funk. Yeah. So just make a foot wine by Joe. Yeah. Yeah.
No, I'm not gonna do that. But anyway, I just thought it was interesting They were like only women so then dudes like yeah, give me that dudes crushing my butt Yeah, you know it exposes the freaks out there That's it sounded so cool too because the woman who was giving us our tour they showed us this like big concrete thing and she's like we fill all that with and they were filling it at the time but like they fill it with all these grapes and she's like and then at night and
For like two hours they have to do this. Like it's like a party. Like they just drink wine and they're stomping the grapes. I'm like that sounds fire. Do you know how bad I want to walk on like I want to stomp grapes dude. You know what I want to go in? Where? Where the fucking cranberries are. Where you wear like overalls and you what? No. Why? No you don't. First of all I've driven through the cranberry fields in Jersey.
How did you do that? Because they're... I'm talking about when it's like water. Yeah, brother. Let me talk and then you'll get all the information you need. You haven't heard of the spiders? What? Oh, yeah. What spiders? The spiders, dude. So those cranberry fields, what they do, for those of you guys that don't know, cranberry, cranberry juice, cranberry vodka, cranberry, cranberries. Cranberry vodka is a cocktail. I know. You know what I'm talking about.
The way that they harvest them is they fill them up with water and the cranberries that are ready break off and float to the top. But the spiders that run through the cranberry field float on top of them. So as you're wading through cranberries and gathering all the cranberries, you're getting crawled on by, I think they're called wolf spiders or something like that. Well,
Listen, hear me out. Hold on. Spiders are in and of themselves. I'm not afraid of spiders. Don't want to fuck with them, though. No. If you give them the name of a notoriously pack animal that people also fear, double scary. Any sort of animal that has another animal's name in its animal name, I don't fuck with. Horse flies? No. Wild. Wild flies. Wolf spiders? Wild. Look them up. Look up cranberry field spider, and you will see. I'm going to throw my computer. I'm going to throw my computer.
I was having a good day! So imagine you're wading through a field of like crimson and it looks beautiful and then there's 20 of these fucking spiders crawling all over your balls dude I'm telling you Pull it up You think I'm fucking lying here? Yeah babe Disgusting shit So let's just stomp grapes Yeah let's do that Let's go stomp- Remember that woman? *Loud grunting*
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Yeah. You sick bastard. Speaking of sick bastards. Who? Who's sick? I don't know if this is a sick bastard thing. Bro, Kate Middleton's missing. Where the hell is this woman? Where is this white bitch? What's her title? I don't know. She's like the... She's not the queen. She's a princess? She's the duke? I don't think that she's the duke, baby. The Duke of Ellington. Nope, that's Duke Ellington that you're thinking of.
He's thinking of Duke Ellington, which is a completely different thing. That's the jazz guy. Yeah. That's the jazz guy. Okay. Oh, Duchess, which is probably the opposite of Duke. I think so. But what does it mean? Duchess. Duchess.
Yeah, just repeating the word doesn't make it a definition out of nowhere. She is the Duchess of... Whatever she is, she's missing. Middleborough. That sounds like it's over there, right? It sounds like a white trash town in the middle of the country, so... I mean, it probably is. But yeah, Kate and Milton...
Here's the thing. Heard that she was missing and I was like, who knows? Who knows, really? She's got several kids. Maybe she's just kind of laying at home. I heard that she was in the hospital for something. Oh, shit. What happened? I don't know. I think that's documented. She was in the hospital for something. Are you okay? I mean, is she okay? Yeah. But she was in the hospital for something and then no one has seen her. And then they put out this fucking picture that was weird as fuck.
Because it was like her and her kids and she's like, we're a happy family. All of the kids have their fingers crossed in the photo. What? Yeah. Kids be doing weird shit like that though. All of them? Kids are weird, bro. No. And also one of them had them twisted the fuck up, by the way. I saw one that was like the wrist was like off. It was clearly photoshopped. It was photoshopped. And she, someone tweeted from like her account or like released a statement for her saying like,
I'm so... I'm not gonna... I'm just not gonna do the impression. Don't. I'm saying, like, I'm sorry. I'm an amateur photo editor and I messed it up. Oh my God, dude. Do you think we're fucking stupid? Listen, it's the age of, like, conspiracies. You think that some Dutch...
What is she? Duchess. Duchess of... She's going on her laptop, downloading Photoshop, and being like, let me make this pretty. That ain't happening. Isn't it well documented that the crown and the royal princes... There's a lot of mystique. The castle. What are they called as a whole? The royal family. The royal family. That's right. I couldn't figure that one out. They are shady. Yeah, yeah. So like... No one knows what goes on in those castle walls. What the hell...
I thought you were referencing the song Castle Walls by Styx, but never mind. All right. No. It's the most obscure song. I know one Styx song. That's it. Renegade. It's a really good song. I believe it's on the same album, but I just, this woman, like where, she's, I, she's not here. Hear me out. Remember years ago, there was the movement to storm Area 51? Yeah.
You remember that, right? I do. You guys might have forgotten about it. The government's like, we are going to snipe you. And they're like, we gotta go! Can't get all of us!
Guys literally said they can't get all of us. If someone told me, if you come here, I'm going to snipe you. I'm going to go anywhere else. But also, the idea of they can't get all of us. Yes, they can. Yes, they can. Let me tell you what they literally are planning to do. Get all of us. Every single one of us. They can get all of us. They can get every one of us. And not even be there. Like machines will get you, dude. Like give me a break. But take that idea. Storming Area 51.
And go to the castle. Oh. Because hear me out. I'm talking about a revolution. Hear me out. I know. We've done it before. Yeah. Okay. Well, we have. They could do it over there. Over here, we're just going to watch. Eat our popcorn. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Be fat slobs. Die slowly because our food is poison. Extra butter popcorn. Extra cholesterol. Yeah. Because they... You ever seen the Royal Guards? No.
They're walking around with guns from 1909. Yeah, what is that thing? You gonna get me with that? You think you're gonna stab me with a bayonet? Where are you hiding, you big furry-headed bastards? Get the fuck out of here. You think I'm gonna... Are you kidding me? You literally... You ever play video games? Yes, you have. We've played together our whole lives. Their hitbox is so big. That big-ass furry hat. You hit that, you're knocking them down at least. Yeah, dude. And also, these are the guards? Yeah.
A couple of nutcrackers, dude? What is this, Christmas time? I'm fucking mowing them down! We'll find out where Kate is. I'm going, we gotta get her. Operation Save Kate. Did I say operation? Operation. What did I say? I don't know. I don't know either. Operation Save Kate. Yeah. Listen, Kate, I'm talking directly to you now. If you can hear me from your cell, I don't know. I don't know where she is. I think that she's hurt. I hope she's not. I hope she's okay. She's in the house.
We're abbreviating hospital now, huh? Kate Middleton timeline. There we go. We're going to solve it. We're going to crack the case. As you're pulling that up, let me do this. All right, you ready? Listen, it's been busy over here. We paid a lot of attention to these brands that are really fighting for us. Are you? Just follow. Listen, breadcrumbs, babe. I'm leaving them here, right here.
Like good bread. She's the princess of Wales. Oh, she's a princess. She's not a duchess. We said she's not a princess yet. Yeah, she is. Listen, as Pop-Tarts and Taco Bell and like all those brands are battling over us, help. We'll like send us some money and we'll help you. Just a thought, you know, just an idea. That was a whole thing. She was admitted to the hospital and underwent a planned abdominal surgery.
Okay. A statement says she was expected to remain in the hospital for between 10 to 14 days and would take an absence from her public role, expected to last until after Easter. Here's the thing. Bro, 10 to 12 days? No matter what the conspiracy is, we're not... This woman could come out tomorrow, literally, and shake hands in the middle of Piccadilly Circus, and people would just be like, that's a robot.
They've made up their minds about the conspiracy. Yeah, they're working on the mask right now. Like a realistic looking mask. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. This is wild. Yeah, I don't know. But this photo is so fucking weird, bro. Like all the kids have their shit crossed. Like look at this kid's hands. Let me see. What is that? Why? I'm going to defend the kids here. Kids be doing weird stuff with their hands all the time. But she's...
Hiding across. You see that? Hiding across? See, she's like, "Oh, don't look at it, but I'm doing it too." Kids do that. Kids- I'm not- I'm not- Bro! It's the wrist. The wrist is the one. Look at that wrist. Yeah, yeah, the wrist is all fucked. This is all fucked too. That left wrist, that's the one. But then this fucker's doing it too! Look! Wait, that doesn't look like him. No, that doesn't look like him. No, no, no! These fingers are crossed! Yeah, that's a stretch there for crossed fingers, Joe. Fine, but we got two crosses and- and I saw another one that this face that she has in this picture
Is an old face. That's the one I saw too. It's an old picture. It's like from an old photo shoot. Listen, we are keeping our ear to the ground now. Where's the goddamn fucking princess, dude? We are so at the forefront of breaking wide open news that now that the basement yard knows about this can't hide anything.
You can't. We're on the case. It's a big castle. It has like 400 rooms or some nonsense. I got time. Do you? Yeah. You go 400 rooms? You got time for 400 rooms? You think they have a lot of like laser... You know like in movies where like there's lasers and you gotta like dance in order to get through? I don't know. I don't know. Because here's the thing. With old buildings like that, they don't want to put that stuff in there because it'll like...
You know, they've got... They're, like, happy with, like, the way it was. Like, these are the original flows from when King Henry shot his fucking wank all over the Princess of Doddingham. You know, like, that's... They care more about that than they do about lasers. Oh, my God. I wish I could know more about them. Like, I want to know... Because I know the Queen... Careful what you wish for, bro. The Queen used to be, like... Like, I've, like, heard this before, that she has these, uh...
Hand gestures that like mean shit. And so like her- What a wild concept. You mean sign language, you idiot? No, you- Yeah, she's fucking deaf. No, Joey, but you're saying like she has like hand gestures that like mean things. No, no, no. Like yeah, you ever watch one fucking baseball game? Then you do. It's not that hard of a concept. Heater. No, I'm-
I was saying like, but she'll be in a conversation and she'll just like do something very slight with like her hand or her fingers or whatever. And then the fucking guys will know like, okay, come on me and like bring her somewhere. Like it's kind of wild. She's got a playbook. She's got a playbook. She's gone. Yeah, she had a playbook. She had a playbook. She had a playbook. But I imagine if you're the most important person to them, like...
By the way, I don't want to jump too far off, but I swear to God this happened. I'm not making this up. The other day, yesterday, I was in the car and I'm parked and I look to my left and there's a car that just pulls up. The queen. No, and there's two people and they're having a sign language fight.
I thought it was a fight. Or maybe they were just really excited, but the hands were flying. And I was like, I've never seen this before in my life, really. Like, how often do you see people, like, doing sign language to each other? Very rarely, if ever. That's what I'm saying. So I, like, looked, and I'm like, oh, my God. They're just...
Signing the shit out of stuff. Well, I don't know what I just said now Now you've got a couple people the royal family's mad at us probably a couple different gangs after what you just know I was mixing it up, but like I think that's super cool You know what? I love I love when people who have what a fucking ally you are Joey way to go No, I was going to get to my point. All right, go ahead I was gonna say I love when people who like have a
People in their life that are like deaf and they do sign language and then they learn it even though they don't need to learn it I'm kind of jealous. Do you can take American Sign Language classes? I mean, it's it's you took like a 12 year old Psychology class from Yale online. I'm sure if you wanted to do something beneficial with your time. You can take a sign language I feel like you think that's harder than
Speaking a language like you know what I mean? Is that like I don't know that's a really great question because how would you know all the things?
I mean, I think there's like, it's like court stenographers. There's like a place to start. And then like there are general branches that you can go to get the point across. Like it's not a one-to-one translation with most words. Yeah. You know, so I don't know. Try it out. You never know. You might find out that you're just like a, that would make our show even more accessible to the general public. Because if we had a little bubble right here of us just signing what we're saying, this means bullshit. Think, honestly, I might be wrong now.
Or poop? Maybe that's poop. Which is the butt in that case. I think this is the poop, and this is the butthole. Oh, and it comes out of the... A poop comes out of the butt. Yeah, I think actually... Yeah, I think you're right. I think you pull this down instead of pulling this up. Oh, I'm not sure. Whatever. But I think it is poop. All right. We're on princess watch. Yeah, we're on princess watch. We're going to figure this thing out, and we're going to figure it out. No big deal. Also, I wanted to talk about this, too. I...
I got a new bed recently. Yeah. And they have to call to like schedule the delivery. I ordered this shit months ago. And I missed the call when they were calling to like, oh, we got to schedule the delivery or whatever. So the guy leaves me a voicemail. Okay. With like a...
He's not talking like a fucking... I'm waiting for this incredibly interesting story to have some... How about I throw a grenade at you? How about that? Honestly, I'd catch it, throw it right back at you, and then we're both in trouble. No, because I would throw it back at you after that. We're in such a small room that both of us are in big old fat trouble. Do you know what I mean?
Do you think if a grenade blew up in the corner of that room and we were in the corner of this room huddled up that we would be fine? No. I think we'd be fine. I mean, fine, we'd get hurt in some capacity. Of course we'd be hurt. Because it's shrapnel, brother. Yeah, we would have stuff in our backs that would hurt. Oh, just a back, nothing you need it for. Yeah, but like cover, we'll cover up. I think I'll be all right. With what? With what? What if I was wearing a sweater?
That's kind of far, no? You know what? You're right. Because when they created grenades, they didn't even take into account that people might be wearing clothing. Great way to go, Joey! Yeah. I don't know the blast radius of a grenade. If you put it in that corner, which is, from me, probably like 10 to 12 feet away, Bro. you're in trouble. What's the blast radius of a grenade? Probably 25 feet. More?
So for those of you guys that have not been following, we have been wildly off with our estimations lately. So the first one was how long until whales need to come up for, or whales need to come up for air. We said it was like two days. Turns out it's two hours. Then it was how much meat do polar bears eat? We said 600 pounds. It turns out it's like six. Now, Joey, what is the blast radius of a grenade? What did you say? I said 25 feet. It's...
50 feet? Okay. The lethal, the killing distance of a grenade without body armor or protection, so maybe a hoodie is a protection, a single grenade can kill an individual up to 10 meters away. That's 30 feet. Is it? A meter is about three and change feet. That's so much further than I thought. Yeah. What did you think? And you know it doesn't like explode with like a fireball. It's shrapnel.
Yeah, that's why they look like that. That's why grenades had looked like that where it looks like, you know, like the ribbed ribs because those are the weak points and they then they shrap at the weak points. I don't even know. I don't say I don't know what a grenade is. I don't know if there's there's like pieces of shit in there. I know what shrapnel is. Well, no, the casing itself is what breaks. Oh, and I think there's pieces inside that also break like little ball bearings or something.
Interesting. But not all grenades look like that. There's circular, like, black ones. If you guys came here...
For talk on the royal family. Grenades. Grenades and salads. Boy, we have the episode for you. Grenades and salads. I one day want someone. I need to throw a grenade in my life. Need, need to throw it. Do you know, I think it was World War II, they purposefully made them look like baseballs because the average American male was comfortable throwing a baseball.
Smart to me. Very smart. Smart. Smart. I need someone while you're pulling up whatever the hell nonsense you're pulling up. Now I'm just like not doing the show. I need someone literally to make a chart.
A chart on where... Literally, a snake chart. What are they called? Snake chart. That's not what they're called. I don't even know what you're referring to. But, like, it's... Episode starts, and we go topic by topic, and you watch us where we go until the very end. I need to see how that happens. Yeah, I mean, it's bananas. But, yeah, there is some explosive material in there. That's for sure. In these grenades. Yeah. Um...
Wow. You never really think about that, you know? You just throw them. Back to your riveting conversation about your bed. Don't shit on my story before the story starts. But anyway, so I'm getting a new bed. I got a voicemail from the guy, and it's basically like, oh, call us back to whatever. This is how he leaves the voicemail. Let me guess, you fucking piece of shit. The bed doubles as a treadmill. No. It's a bed. Okay. Waterbed?
Waterbed? What is it? 1971? You get in a waterbed? No. You ever been on a waterbed? I don't think so. I have once. Water.
That's what it feels like. It just feels like you're laying on water. Not comfortable at all. I feel like when I was younger, it was like a cool... Not a cool thing. Yeah, it was like a big 90s thing. No, but wasn't it also like, oh, having sex on a waterbed was so sought after for some reason? Bro, that would honestly... Be impossible. Not only impossible, not kind of fun. Kind of not fun. Yeah, like now I'm fighting the tide. Like what are we...
You know what I'm saying? Like, I don't think that's the best for us. That's a really good question. Because when I'm...
When you are humping... Yeah, that's it. You're creating... You really put your whole body into your hump. That's how you're humping? No. But when you're humping, you're creating waves. But when they hit the headboard, they're coming back at you. You know what I mean? Oh, you mean on a waterbed? Yeah. I thought you meant literally, like, in your current sexual capacity. No, no. I'm saying when you're on a waterbed, like, you make a wave. It has to come back. It's like being in, like, a small pool. Remember the one person in the middle just jumps up and down and it just fucking... Yeah, like...
I don't think that would be nice. Yeah. Go buy a waterbed. Sex in it and then tell me how it is. I'm not going to do that. But anyway, listen to this. Are you fucking kidding me, bro? Play it again. Play it again. Bro.
This is your job. Wait, so that was the guy, the delivery man, leaving a number. He works for fucking like West Elm. Okay, tell them where you got it from. What's going to happen? You never know. But the guy, he works for West Elm, so I have to just call to schedule when they come to my apartment to give me the bed. And you're supposed to say it clearly. And he says it twice, and both of them are, even it's like 1-888. And he says, 1-888? And even that, I'm like, what are we doing? Well, here's the thing.
Honestly, in today's society where you call from a number and it's most likely the number that you're leaving in a voicemail, he didn't need to. Well, it's not. You're the problem here. It's not the number. I have the number right here. It's a 1-800 number. Oh.
Obviously, I can look at that number, you dumbass. Well, I got like not scolded once, but like I was told because I worked in my old job. I had to leave detailed messages and I would always leave my voicemail number at the end twice. It was like, oh, my callback number twice. And you're saying like, again, but I said it very clearly. But then someone said to me, they're like, your number comes up on the caller ID. You don't need to do that.
I mean this one is different and also it's bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop
At your earliest convenience, can you please give us a call at 1-888-413-72? Tiny Tim? He said, what I heard was 1-888-413-72. Or 7-8-2. Definitely didn't hear a different, like now we're missing digits. All right, here, the appropriate way to leave a callback number. Or give out your number.
Bop bop area code first you bop it unless you're in other countries where it's like plus one eight four three divided by six Like when you're giving me like a fucking like algebra algorithm and you know, I don't need that shit I don't want that. Yeah, it needs to be bop bop bop Yes, it's a double bop bop bops and then bop bop bop bop. Yeah up and then down bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop b
And it better be individual digits. It better not be. Call 888-461. Yeah, I hate that. 8,002. No! Yeah, no. Don't. 11,800. What? I hate that. I hate that.
What the fuck are you talking about? Don't do that. Where it's like, oh, you can call me at 468. No, no, no. What are you saying? Make it easy. When you're giving a phone number, you have to imagine the person on the receiving end is the dumbest person on the phone. 438-119. What? How? It's so bad, dude. It's insane. You got to bop, bop, bop. Two bop, bop, bops. Bop, bop, bop. Bop, bop, bop.
Thank you. That's it. It's a very simple courtesy. Yes. Because anyway, we got to bed. But like I had to call. Is it a nice bed? I haven't gotten, I don't have the bed. Well, you said we got the bed. Oh, like I talked to the guy. I'm like, you know, I had to call West Elm and be like, I don't know where to go. Headboard? Headboard?
There are people that don't do headboards. I'm a headboard king. I agree with headboards. Why? What would you do? Just have your fucking head hitting your wall like you're in college still. I had a headboard my whole life. That ain't true at all. I've had a headboard. No. I... No. I...
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ASAP. ASAP. ASAP. I mean, you didn't hear it on the radio, clearly. It was on your iPod? No, it was on SiriusXM. Yeah. Bro, Sirius? Absolutely free plug because they don't need our help. Yeah. They have one fucking channel that's all just hip hop from 2000 to 2010. What channel? It's called Flex 2K. Okay. Unbelievable. I gotta get on that. It's so good. That's where literally one day it was like,
It was like fucking like Dem franchise boys. And then right after it was like a little went like, but like, not just like hits. Like you go on like these, like deep cuts, deep cuts. They put on a deep cut.
ASAP's a decou- They put on Stuntman by them franchise boys. Or D4L. Sorry, D4L's. I got money, man. I got money, man. Stuntman. I was fucking- Damn, what the fuck? I was throwing my ass back in a Kia. Let me be very clear. Everyone's getting free plugs. Sirius, Kia, it's all good. Oh, yeah. Just don't mention a brand ever again. What are we, fucking Amazon, bro? We'll be fine. This company's not making money because we said their name. You never know. Kia might be like, hey, we want to sponsor you guys. Here is a new car.
You already eat. Joey doesn't care. He's big fucking. I'm luxury car Joe. What are you doing with your arms? What is that? That's me. That's me. 100%. Also, you have a brand new car. I do, but it's a sensible car that gets 40 miles to the gallon and that's why I took it. On the highway? Hell yeah. You know how much I averaged on the way here? 43 miles a gallon. Dude. You did the math.
No, no, no. In my car, it has a gauge and it tells you what, however you're driving. It tells you how much you average. Oh, nice. So from the start of my trip to the end of it. Yeah. 43. That's pretty good. That's really good. Yeah. You kidding me? What do you, what does your dumb ass car get? Like four? I don't know. It ain't four. You remember in like the mid two thousands, people were just like, we're going to have gas guzzlers that get like 13 gallons, you know, miles per gallon. Hummers.
How dumber Hummers Dumber Hummer That's why they're gone dude Didn't they used to call Blowjobs Hummers What is that Wait wait wait what Someone I When I went to high school Someone was like Oh she gave you a Hummer I was like what are you talking about Hold on What Who the hell was sucking dick In your school People In high school People are sucking and fucking But they
They're calling them Hummers? Well, someone said that. How sexually repressed were those fucking priests in your school? Oh, that's why. They couldn't talk about what was actually happening. No, you idiot. I'm always going to bring up that you went to a Catholic school. Yeah, and you're always going to bring up that. You were maybe fingered. No. Definitely fingered? No. Oh, okay. Please. I got an urban dictionary what Hummer means now. I'm pretty sure it means like blowjob. All right. Urban. I don't know why. Or someone said like a gummer.
Gummer might make sense. Like your gums? But like what? Because of a- yeah, because of- Oh, like an old woman with no- Old person, yeah, yeah, yeah. Do you think that would be good? I don't know that it would. You know? Old- old head? Old- But like, you know, it's like, oh, she took out her dentures. You know what I mean? And it's like, I don't know that gums feel that good, but I don't know. Oh, shit. What? Hummer on Urban Dictionary. The second definition is one of the least fuel-efficient vehicles on Earth. We knew that. One. Two.
Even better than a blowjob. It's when the person actually hums vibrate their lips while their mouth is around your cock wait How hard can you hum? Yeah, there you go put your finger around like put like your finger in your mouth and hum as hard as you can and See like do you think it'd be sick? I don't think anyone wants to get blown in here that sound Imagine someone just going to town on your tiny dick and they're just like There's like just like vibrating like a phone. Hmm Yeah, I don't know
You do it. No. Yeah, you don't want to do it, do you? No, I don't. I don't want to pantomime... No, I'm just saying... ...flating a man. Yeah, I don't know. There was like a whole thing back in the day where it was like, oh, this would... Like, ice in your mouth would make a blowjob. I heard about the ice in the mouth. I heard... There was always those wild, like, fucking... Pop-brop. And this is before you could really validate it with the internet. So, like...
People would just... Make shit up. They would spread it like wildfire. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I saw... Ice cubes on like a nipple, though. Not your nipple. I know. Well, I wasn't afraid, but coming from... You are afraid of nipples. Coming from big nipple guy over here. No one's big nipple guy. You're a big nipple, dude. People touch nipples. I touch nipples. Okay? Let's be very clear. All right?
Yeah, I mean... My wife and I have a great sex life. We have a great nipple life. And nipples are a part of it. I'm not going to get too much into the woodwork of it because that's between her and I. I agree. But nipples are included, not mine. Right. Not mine. My nipples are out the gate. You have high walls. Hell yeah. You have a better chance... Not a compliment. You have a better chance of getting into Area 51 than suck my nipples. Can't get all of us.
I just you're you're big nipple guy. You're playing with them for pictures. You're talking about you getting they're sucking on your nipples. No You are it is well documented on the show Well documented it is absolutely well documented on the show disagree with me. No, you're so you're gonna agree with me But that was a disagreement. I said disagree with me and I said no and so you're agreeing with me No, that's a disagreement. If you asked me to disagree with you and then I wait, I
Exactly. Oh, no. If I'm saying I don't... Wait, hold on. Got him, guys. You're asking... No, I got you. Listen. Listen, bitch. The nipple talk is too much for big fucking Joey Nips. You told me disagree with me, right? You're a big nipple guy. And you said... And I said disagree with me. And you said, no, you won't disagree with me. My turn. You said disagree with me. Yes, I did. And I said no. Which means what? Which means what? Which means you're not going to disagree with me.
And I was saying you're a big nipple guy. So you won't refute what I'm saying and you will admit that you're a big nipple guy. Yes, but then that also means... He said yes. But that means that we disagreed. No. Yes. No. You asked me to disagree. I said I'm not going to disagree. The no is a confirmation of not disagreeing. So you are confirming you are in agreement with my ability to ask you to disagree. I was saying you're a big nipple guy. I'm going to lay it out on the table for you. I said you're a big nipple guy.
And then you were saying no. And I said, yes, you are. Disagree with me. But then I didn't disagree with you. And then you said no. Meaning, no, I'm not going to disagree with you. Right. So that's a disagreement. But that is an agreement with the original agreement. They're two negatives. They cancel each other out. I disagree. No, don't. Who's on first?
You were disagreeing when I asked you to disagree, which means you were in agreement with the original statement, which means you are affirming and confirming that you are Big Nipple Joe. Joey Nips. Joey Areolas. Pointy Joe. Pointy Joe? Pointy Nipple Joe. All right. Bumpy Boy Joe. You can stop. Also, before we get out of here, can you bring up the...
The entrepreneur guy? No. Okay. Thank you.
No, I saw something that was just like, because we often laugh about these like fucking TikTok entrepreneurs or like Twitter guys that are just like reinventing the wheel that are just saying like, I figured it out. If you're not working three, eight hour shifts a day, you are losing. And it's like, that's just the day. There's even worse shit that I've been seeing nowadays. There are. Like you found ones that were just like. It's like, yo, when you read, what are you doing? What are you reading? People are like words. And he's like words, right? So words are.
symbol of translation. So if you try to understand... And I'm like... No, the best will be like, if you have trouble reading quickly, you can read 10 times more and be more efficient and make $30 more per day. But look at the words and break them down per letter. And if you look at it like that, you are fundamentally breaking down the way that this is constructed and you are finding yourself more efficient. It's like, dude, you just eat a pizza. Like, shut up. There's some Twitter fucking entrepreneur who...
Claims to have invented something called bottle night and he's like have you ever heard of bottle night bet you haven't my girlfriend And I made it up we take a night where we drink wine, and we don't be on our phones, and we talk That's called being in a relationship
Low is the bar for men that we have to just pretend we've invented speaking to our partners Bet you never thought of this Have a glass of wine and talk to your wife. Hey men. I have a great life hack for you Talk to them talk to them and see what happens. You will be more efficient and
and women will want to be in your fucking ass. Dude, it's like, what are we talking about? How stupid. How dumb. Did he say it was like during the pandemic? No, I think he said it was during a blizzard last year. Oh, okay. Last year. It was like during a blizzard in Buffalo last year. We invented this thing where we talk.
How miserable? I am an inventor. Okay. I was snowed in and I'm like, I'm not going to let this time go to waste. I'm going to come up with a thing that the world hasn't seen. And then it hit me. Yeah.
Men I'm gonna talk to you know how stupid men are men if men believe they figured out like anything at anything They'll run with it software. It's been done. I write it. I wish I was this man's girlfriend I don't what a wild thing to say but like Just like imagine. He's just like honey. I figured it out. Here's what we have nothing else we can do I
I'm gonna talk to you. Yeah. And you're gonna talk to me. Yes. And I think if we do it correctly, we'll be better off. We'll be connected. How insanely dumb are men? Just admit, we're idiots. But also, she might be an equally fucking stupid person to go, oh, that sounds amazing. Here's what probably happened realistically. She wanted to fucking stroke his ego. So he just went like, honey,
You figured it out. That's amazing. We're back to my cousin Vinny, where he's like, oh my God, honey. Me in the shower. You cracked the case. You cracked the case. It's dog shit. Yeah. No, I mean, there's... I mean, who knows? It's just...
People are so dumb, dude. That's insane. It is so insane that the bar for men is so low that women just need to be like, you figured out. I feel like you're throwing men. I do agree with you, but also I think there's another person a part of this here. She's kind of dumb, too. She's dumb by association, too. She's dumb by association. She's just like, yeah. No, but here's where I'll give her the out. I'll give her an out and she gets a defense.
Show us the text thread the night that your boyfriend came up with that with your girlfriends because if she was being like He is so smart then she's just dumb if she's like this idiot Like that's where the truth will be in the text thread with her girlies. Hey, man, you're not allowed to say girlies That's just that's just the rules show us the receipts. We want to know give us Kate. Oh
Middleton. We want to know where she is. Let's not forget that she is... The princess of Duchess. What is it? She's the princess of the whales. Of orcas. The gay whales that we spoke about last week. Those are humpbacks. The princess of humps. The princess of whales. I'm pretty sure the princess of humps is Fergie.
Mm-hmm. That's furry. But doesn't it sound like the Princess of Wales has something to do with Aquaman? That's the sequel to the Moana movie. Moana 2, the Princess of Wales. Where is she? We gotta go get her. I had never seen Moana. I heard it was great. Are you kidding me? Yeah.
Well, I'm not kidding. I am impressed sometimes at the absolute shallow depth of your knowledge sometimes. You could know about... That is so offensive. ...like $20 million watches, but you've never seen an already iconic piece of Disney animation. Listen, bitch. It's a... One, let's get this out of the way. Child's movie. Like... Fuck you. Don't be one of those elitist pricks. An animated movie...
I saw Luca! I saw Luca! It's the same shit! I've seen fucking Coco! It's not inherently a child's movie. It is for everyone. It is for everyone. That's a good one too. Incredible one. It is for everyone and it is not just for children. I know that, but you're making it seem like it's crazy.
I also haven't seen Barbie and Oppenheimer. But that's the type of mentality that you old white bastards are doing that limits and puts a glass ceiling on the performance and the popularity of animated movies. They're not children's movies. They can be geared toward children.
But if you fucking take off your stupid ass glasses and you look at them through the lens of some, like an adult with experiences, you'll see there's something for you there too. You bastard. Sign off. FAlvarez885 on Twitter. The Frank Alvarez of all foreign social media. Get out of here. Can I say something? No. About you? No. You suck. Okay. You suck. All right. Okay. That whole thing sucks. I'll take that today. I'll take it. Honestly, I'll- Act like I haven't seen every fucking Pixar movie there ever is. Have you? Relax. Have you? Clearly not.
Wait, is that Pixar? You so stupid. You are so stupid. It's not Pixar? It's not Pixar. What is that? Moana is just Disney animation. I love all that. Get him out. You guys can go follow me at Joe Santagato on all platforms. Go follow the show at The Basement Yard on TikTok and Instagram and also go to TheBasementYard.com. I know we keep fucking saying this and I'm just as annoyed as you, but we're trying to figure out when these dates are coming. Jesus Christ. When the dates for the tour are coming, but they are coming. Don't worry about it. Sometime in April, we'll be on the road.
See you guys out there. Who knows? But anyway, see you guys next time. Bye.