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Welcome back to the base- Welcome back to the basement yard, Frank, I- here we go. Welcome back! Fucking Mr. Fucking Proper. That's a really nice shirt, I have to admit. It's not a shirt, it's a sweatshirt. It's a sweatshirt. I'm all over the place right now. Aren't ya? I feel good. Uh, you got that new holiday merch on. Woohoo!
And I got some new holiday merch too. Look at that. This holiday merch. What are they? Santa in Santa Gato Studios. Oh, a little self-centered, but what do you mean? That's my dog. That's me with a white beard. Dude, I might do that one day. Why? First of all, you should. Second of all, why is your dog higher up on the tree than me? Everyone knows that the better ornaments get put at the top. I don't believe that. Yeah, you do. I know eye level is the best. Yeah. And you're not fucking four feet tall. No.
I know- what are you talking about? My tree's seven and a half feet tall. Oh shit. I just bought one. Here he's fucking- you heard that, right? They heard that simple flex? First of all- I have a 38 feet tall tree! Do you have a fake tree or a real tree? Real tree. I'll never get a fake tree. Really? I might- yeah, like if Becca offered, she was like, let's just do a fake tree. I'm like, seriously? No jokes aside? Domestic violence? Well, I wouldn't go that far. I didn't know where you were going. I was gonna say divorce.
Close, D even Vs. Same thing. As the kids say, these new holiday merch designs really went off for real, for real. Dude, please don't ever say that. No, not good? Yeah, don't say that ever again. What are they? All right, they popped off. They went sicko mode, for real, for real. I don't know. I don't know. They went sicko mode. Isn't it better, though, that I don't know the lingo? So...
You guys can go to shop.sandagottastudios.com and get some holiday merch. But yeah, there's some knits up there that are limited, and those take a little more time to process, so you have to order those a little quicker. But this stuff, that stuff, and there's some other things on the website as well, on hoodies and crewnecks, that you guys can get up until mid-December, I believe.
They're no brainers. Just pay attention. It's all on the site. Listen, there's plenty of ways you can, you know, gift the gift of the basement yard to your friends or family that love the show. So, or themselves, you know, and get on them soon because then you can guarantee that they're going to be to you. Hopefully by the holidays. I don't know. I don't know what you celebrate. When's, what's Hanukkah?
What is it? No, I know what it is. I barely. Yeah. Very clearly, barely. Eight days, gifts, big menorah, lighting candles. Yes, yes, yes. Dreidels.
are a part of it sometimes. Uh, hollow bread? Oh, again, I asked when, not what. It's around there. It's soon, right? I don't know. All right, well, go check it out. Does it overlap with Christmas? Sometimes, sometimes it doesn't. I think it has something to do with the moon. That I know. Wait, first of all, I'm not kidding. I was going to make a joke that it had to do with the moon. No, I'm pretty sure that I like, I think we looked it up last year around this time because our brain capacity stops and starts at 364 days. Yes. Um, when,
When does Hanukkah begin? Hanukkah starts. I'd like a menorah. Am I allowed to have a menorah? It will start on the evening of Thursday, December 7th, and it will end on Friday, December 15th. Early Hanukkah this year. Oh. All right. Good. Let them have the time to celebrate and kind of enjoy their own time. And then it's Chinese food and movies on December 25th. You do Chinese food? No. The Jews do.
Oh. Well, the ones that I know. Oh. They're always like, yeah, Chinese food and- Oh, I didn't know. We get Chinese food. For New Year? For what? For Christmas. Beck and I have made it like a thing. We watch a movie and we get Chinese food. That's Jewish. Oh, well- You're appropriating Jewish culture. I'm not appropriating Jewish anything. Yeah, you are. The Jews will share.
Sure they will, but their holiday is already over. I know. I'm not doing it in honor of Hanukkah. It's just because we're so tired and we're prepping for New Year's. Like Chinese food. Why that food? It's like a thing. I don't know. Also, who really says no to Chinese food? Oh, yeah.
I don't really love it. It's okay. If it's done well, it's good. If it's not. There's a lot of foods that I like more than that. I think Mexican food is like my favorite food. Really? Yeah. Oh my God. Mexican? Dude, how is that not your favorite food? Your favorite food, but your least favorite people. How does that line up? Frankie, don't even begin to make jokes like that.
because i order a lot of mexican food okay um i would say mexican maybe top definitely top 10 because i could probably only i can't even name 10 cuisines i would say greek and italian are within the top five easily so black yeah yeah gyros
It got Spanish at the end. No, it was, that's a Greek cheese. Okay. And then Italian. I do like Italian. But I think Greek might be a little higher than Italian. Like Mediterranean. Well, tomato and potato there. They're both in the same exact place. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. By the way, I wanted to talk about the ornament thing. Did you have a favorite ornament growing up? Still do. Which one?
Is it on your tree or is it on your mom's tree? Well, my mom, when we left the Astoria house, she gave us boxes of our ornaments and said, I'm keeping some of them, but here are the ones that I will give to you. Okay. One of my favorite ones is when we were kids. I must have been 13 or 14. I got a Jerry Rice...
Like in the Niners making a catch. I love that so much. Okay. I love that so much. Do you have it? Yeah. Okay. And then there's one I have that is one year...
I don't remember when. It must have been like 94. My mom got my brothers and I these like little green dinosaurs that are on like skateboards. And then my sister had a pink dinosaur. Green and pink. Boy, girl. Yeah. Obviously. Gender roles. Yeah, of course. And I loved it so much. Right. I still love it. It's so... It's funny because my answer is way...
Tell me it's going to be just like a regular like circle. No, no, no. Glass bobble. No, it's an ornament. It's heavy. It's a baby in a crib, right? And then there's a thing that comes out the bottom that you plug into one of the light things. And then you press a button and it sings a song. Terrifying. And then I usually, when I was younger, I would go into the baby's crib and I would like go like this to the baby's cheek. Oh, you'd play with it. But it's supposed to be me. Oh.
Oh. Like my mom got it for me. Like this is you. You're a baby. I got you this thing. It's a crib, but it's an ornament. And I used to go in and I used to pet my own cheek. Yeah. Let me know when you're done and I'll tell you. That's creepy. I swear to God. That's a little creepy. Yeah, but it's real. This is real life, Frank. We don't lie. No. Well, good. I'm glad you're not lying to me and I'm glad you're not lying to them, the people, but kind of, kind of weird that you're sitting there and you're like fucking fingering your little baby self. No one's fingering, bro. You said you'd go in there and I know you were doing it to the cheek. I'm caressing the cheek. Yeah, but no one's fingering a baby. I,
If you were... That you can't say on YouTube. That I'm certain of. So that's... Don't even clip that. Don't clip that. Leave that out of the clip. Jesus Christ. That's not what happened, though. I'm glad you said it this time and not me, the person that normally says the dumb stuff. But it had... The baby had blankets.
We started. So Becca and I, another one that I would say is probably my number one is we started when we first started dating, we promised every year that we would get each other an ornament. It's getting out of hand now. We're getting, we got a lot of ornament, but there was one year.
That we both got each other the exact same ornament. You told me that. Yeah, it's Kermit, like, kind of talking through that, like, cone thing that directors would use sitting in a director's chair. We got the exact same one for each other. And it was so cute. And that's probably my favorite. But I'm a big Christmas ornament guy. Like, I want a tree in, like...
30 years that is just ornaments just like yeah, that's how you do it. You know, but like oh man I would love a tree with ornaments like too many You know what? I mean like I don't like that and the ones we don't like that much go to the back of the tree He's a good balance. No, I'm not gonna lie So obviously my parents are separated but there was there was a there was an ornament where it was like they are No, there was an ornament that had like their anniversary or whatever and I remember it wouldn't go up and I was so confused and I was younger like why don't we put this one? It's a nice one
I remember that. You're always just like, leave that one in the fucking bin. Basically, yeah. I just thought of that right now. Yeah, but we had some... Don't mean to bring that up again, but you know. Yeah, no. We had some that were like made... Because I don't know if you know, my parents are also divorced. Big time, I know that. Yeah. We had some that were made that were like...
Frank and Nancy, you know, and it'd be like them hugging and like the kids. Those made it on the tree, but like I knew like my mom was like, she had to like kind of grit her teeth and bear it when those went up. Do you have any ones that you like made in school? Oh yeah. I have ones of me in school and I'm like holding a lunchbox. Yeah. It's like,
It's just, it's like made of sticks. Yeah, I think we have the exact same one from second grade. Yep. Where it's like, and you put, and you would like crimp the tissue paper and glue it on. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yo, shout out Miss Macchio, dude. R.I.P. I don't know. She's got, if she's still kicking, she's got to be in her hundreds. Bro, we're talking about Guinness World Record type of shit if she's still alive. Legit, one of the oldest people I ever saw
The day I saw her. 24 years ago. Yeah, like the day I saw her, I was like fucking old. And she's still. Maybe she is. Maybe she's not. Miss Franco. Now that woman looked dead when I met her. And has since been come dead. She is dead. She did it? She did, yeah. She did the thing? She did the thing.
Good for her, dude. She was my mom's kindergarten. She always got tired. It's like, bro, just let it go. She was my mom's teacher and then my brother's teacher. Holy shit. She could have been our teacher, but she wasn't. But she was like teaching us. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Old women, man. Old women are just old as shit, you know? And that's when teachers would like- Why do old people get so small? Dude, I-
I swear to God. What is that? I am so worried because we're going to shrink, dude. Is it gravity that's pushing me down? I think it's their bones, like in between their bones just like withers away. And they're just like getting. They're just like little bags of fucking meat and bones. And it's so sad. What is that? I don't like it. It starts a wilt. It's going to be tough for you because you're short as it is. So you're going to get down to like. Don't even start, Frank. If you lose like four or five inches, you'll get down to like four foot eight. How the hell are you. Okay, here we go. How are you even going to live, dude? Yeah, exactly.
No one loses four inches relaxed, but I have seen an old woman and I'm like, what happened to you? Dude. Because now you're a pipsqueak. And I've seen you when I was younger and yet you were full of life. I love when it's like pictures of like people from the 60s and they're like, oh, look at her. She's so beautiful. And it's like, everyone was kind of ugly back then. They all looked like Russian dolls. They just didn't smile. They weren't happy. Yeah. Why didn't everyone look like they killed your fucking loved one in front of you and then took a picture? A lot of DV back then.
Merry Christmas? That's the Christmas card? Like, what are we doing? Yeah, a lot of DV back then. A lot of, like, parents hitting their kids, beating them up pretty bad. It wasn't domestic violence back then. It was just, like... A Wednesday. But it was, like, love, you know? No. That's what it was. I know. That's what they would call it. Yeah. I'm doing this because I love you. I know. Exactly. That's where the term... I had a dollar for every time I heard that. Yikes, Joey. I think that's where the term rule of thumb came from.
Is like, we've talked about this before. You don't remember this? No. It's like the idea that like it was not, it was okay and you wouldn't get in trouble like legally if you hit someone with something that was thinner than your thumb or something like that. Or like smaller than your thumb. Bro, like everyone had uniform thumbs out there. What's fucking wrong with us idiot fucking Americans? I mean, I guess that's a fair, like what is smaller than that?
A belt, dude. I guess if you turn a belt sideways. Yeah, a belt, man. But the belt the other way is bigger than your thumb. I don't know if it's like thinner this way or thinner this way, but like either way, there are some, bro, extension cords? Yeah, dude. Whoever taught my dad to hit people with belts, I don't forgive you. Bro, I don't know if it was my mom or my dad once hit me with a Twizzler.
Basically a weapon. That is hard. Basically a weapon. Yeah, no, that's definitely a weapon. I've like hit myself in the leg with one thinking I was making a joke. Yeah? I wasn't trying to whip myself sexually, Frank. I was just trying to get some attention. Probably from a girl. What's the difference?
What was I saying? Tension from a girl or sexual. Oh, yeah, I guess. Did you do the thing growing up? I know I didn't. You know I did where like you like do a stunt and then you're in such pain like, oh, ah, and you get up. You're like, I'm good. First of all, you said do a stunt back there. What the fuck does that mean? Evil Knievel? What is do a stunt? Like...
Jump off a park bench? Yeah. Like, we would, like, go, like, we grew up. We talked about this with Cody. Go check it out. Cody Coke, good friend. Best friend, honestly, now. We would go, like, bush diving. Yeah. And, like, if you were to do it around girls, it'd be like, oh, shit. I remember one of my moves was like...
Was dating this girl and when she would come around it was like winter time like at first it was winter time So I would always run remember on the corners people would just pile up the snow I would run as hard as I could and try to dive through it and after like two days It was just solid ice right so it would hurt and I saw and you would get some pity. Oh, yeah, he felt nice And the idea was like oh like he's such a fucking hard badass because you're in pain because
It was dumb. Yeah. I know that. Yeah. I mean, I remember I got a black eye once and I was pretty psyched because I was like, I look so cool. When did you get a black eye? In middle school. I was playing basketball. I got elbowed right in the fucking eye. Oh. I've never had a black. I've had black nuts. I've said that before. Yeah. But I've never. Black nuts. People out there. Joey's walking around with a black eye. The girl's like, oh my God, you're so sweet. I'm like, my fucking balls. My balls are black right now, dude.
Yeah, uh, but yeah, black eye, what is it? We just like that and like cuts on your face and shit. I think there's, there was like a thing growing up that like, if you were like more rugged and like, you know, like tough, you would have like battle scars. Right. I remember I once like in conversation with a girl told her, I was like, my legs are mostly scars, which they're not. They're, they're legs.
Say that? I swear to God, yeah. My legs are mostly scars. Yeah, dude. Did she say why? I mean... Did you say why? But the funny part is like they're... My legs are mostly scars. They're all legs. Like they're not mostly anything else. They're all entirely legs. Frank, you said my legs are mostly scars. Yeah, yeah. What was her response? I imagine it was something stupid. Like just being like... She never said like, oh, what happened? Oh, like...
Probably, I remember I dated a girl once, remember that show Scarred on MTV? I do. Where it was like, you know, like, oh, I was skateboarding and I ripped open my fucking fat nuts. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. I would always joke with this girl that like, oh, I'm going to be on the show Scarred. She'd be like, no, stop it. No, no, no. I worry about you. And I loved every second of it, dude. I'm so sorry. I worry about you. He was like, no, I'm really going to jump off my bed right now. I could just see...
I didn't skateboard. I didn't rollerblade. So like, what the fuck? What was going to happen to me? You know, walking down the street, jump into a fence and get a couple of thorn scratches on my back. Dude, that's fucking hilarious. Anything, anything, dude. 2004, five, six. Stupid thing to say. Everyone kind of like in like the teenage years, kind of like, oh,
Fluffs it up a little bit 100% So like what's wrong with that? You know? My legs are mostly scars It's so fucking funny It's like you Which like again They were not They were mostly just legs They were perfectly fine They were fine legs Fine legs I will say this though Yeah As someone that has had to get their legs Shaved for like surgery And like other stuff Bro you would be shocked At how many scars you have on your legs Probably
Maybe because it's mostly scar tissue. Yeah. Like it's, it's legit. Like you don't realize like little like cuts you get from like mosquito bites you scratch too hard or something like that. You know what? Cause I get very, let me rephrase this. Why is it that women have random bruises they don't know about all the time? It's like you wake up and all of a sudden there's
A giant bruise on your thigh. Yeah, I don't know, man. And it's like, I didn't even go out yesterday. How does this happen? Becca bruises like a peach.
Like, legit, I've tested it. Yeah. No, I'm kidding. No, but it's crazy. Like, how do you just, like, get a bruise and you're like, yeah, I don't know. It's like, bro, it looks like you know. It looks like a car drove into you. I think some of it has to do with, like, iron deficiencies and stuff like that. Wait a minute. We're all iron deficient? I guess, Joey. Get some fucking iron in you. I don't know. Just start swallowing dumbbells. I don't know. I really don't know. I think, like...
It is crazy. I've never woken up with just a random bruise. No, every bruise I've ever gotten, I've been like, yeah, that's because of this. That's this. This is from that. But like, on their legs, mostly, it's like, how do you not know this? I don't know. And I have a complex where, like, when Becca has a bruise on her leg, I have to press it. Me too. I have to push it. I say, button of pain, and I touch it, see what happens. Button of pain? Button of pain, yeah. Cool. That's...
Well, technically, I think. I mean, I guess it is. It is inflicting pain. I mean, but.
But in a fun way. You're having fun. I certainly am having fun. And it does sound like fun to me. Right? Yeah. Like, you're going to tell me if I walked in and I was like, yo, dude, I have a giant just like ugly like yellow bruise. Ew, I hate when they get yellow. Ugh. Bruises when they get green and yellow, you're like, disgusting. Ew. Disgusting. I want a nice good old black and blue. I do like the green and yellow fruit roll-ups, though. That's a different story. Oh, my God. Those are the best. The red and yellows, though? Those are good, too. Those are the best ones.
But the green and blue bruises. It's like, is it infected? Is your blood green? What is this? You're going to tell me you wouldn't touch it? I would touch your bruise. You're going to touch it just to test it, right? Yeah. Because you have to. I also have this thing for some reason when someone tells me they have an injury.
It just goes here and then it goes right over there and then I grab the thing Yeah, you like eventually like a half an hour later. You've done that to me in the past where i'm an idiot Well, it's okay. So am I we all have uh, you know our problems, right? Yes, we do. But I remember oh, no, it wasn't you this time I'm sure you did it but the one time I remember in particular was um Remember when I had that infection and I had to get like surgically like opened and repaired and shit. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah It was real fun. You want to hear you eating? uh and uh
Davino walked behind me and smacked me as hard as he could on the ass. And I, like, keeled over. And, like, I had to, like, stop and, like, catch my breath. He's also the worst person to do that because he probably thought he killed you. Oh, yeah. He cried about it, probably. Yeah, he probably felt horrible. He felt really bad about it. But unlike you, who did it and then you were like, oh, that hurt? And I was like, yes. And you were like, good. That's what you get. Not good, that's what you get. But, like, that was the point of me touching it. Oh. I wanted to inflict a pain. Similar to you poking your wife, though. Um...
But that's more fun and playful. Like, oh, this hurts. Ha ha ha. What is it about buttons? You know? Dude. Like, you love pressing buttons? Like, I love pressing buttons. Oh, do you mean like physically or just like pushing someone's buttons? Bro, any fucking button, bro. You put a button in front of me, I'm pressing this shit. Yeah, I push buttons. I like to push buttons a little bit. Like, no, no, I don't mean that metaphorically. That's why I just asked. I mean physically pressing buttons.
If I walk into a room and there's 100 buttons, I'm pressing at least 57 of them. I just like touching things. I like pressing shit. And if it's a button that clicks back when you hit it. Oh, if it slaps back at me? Dude, I'm in a fucking fight with it. I'm going to jerk off at this button. Yeah, I mean, I'm not going to do all that. I'm just going to press it. But I love buttons, especially the ones that say, like, don't press me. I'm like, you dirty, double dare me? You fucking bitch. They're kind of trying to get you there. Yeah.
Oh, like fire alarms. What is it about a fire alarm? Dude, I have never pulled a fire alarm. I pulled a fire alarm. Really? Outside. When? Oh, like one of those standing ones on the corner? Yeah. Those are not real. Those are not... Well, the fire department shows up. Oh, did they?
I wasn't around for when they did. Oh, gotcha. But I was like, oh, the rush. Really? Yeah, it was crazy. I always want to pull the ones that say, like, it's like the red box with, like, the black thing and you have to pull and pull, push and pull down. Yeah, yeah. I want to pull those so bad, but I don't want a felony charge. Bro, you know what I want to do? Breaking case of emergency? Just fucking shatter. Dude, shatter. I want to shatter something so bad. I would like to spray...
Fire extinguisher. I think I have but I can't really remember I did in middle school, but it wasn't it was water. It wasn't sucks Yeah, it was stupid. I want the stuff that can like kill you if you get in your lungs I don't think it kills you. I don't think it's good for you. I don't think it's yeah I mean, you know, I want to be I like I want to make sure everyone is safe But I want to be near a gas station when a gas station goes on fire So like those like spray foam things can come down. I'd like to blow up something um
No, but you know, like, wouldn't it be cool? You're saying this on the internet. Frankie, Frankie, hold on. Not going around, but we'll blow up a building, though. But, like, you know... That's a bad one to talk about, Joey. How do I phrase this in a way that isn't criminal? I'd like to help a farmer blow up one of their silos that they don't want anymore, you know? What's that called? Destruction? Demolition? Demolition. So TNT, and you go...
Oh, you want to do the Wile E. Coyote fucking... Dude, so bad. Yes. Because, like, there's something innate about being a boy that you just want to destroy everything you see. I want to blow stuff up and play with fire. I want to... Dude, so bad. For some reason. So, so, so bad. I mean, we've talked about it before. I want to light a trail of gasoline. 100%. With a cigarette. With a... I mean, cigarette matches, I guess, won't work. With, like, a Zippo lighter. Yeah, yeah. Just, like, fucking crank it open and fucking...
And drop it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, God. So cool. Let's just blow stuff up. I would like to blow something up. I'm glad you put something up.
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Yeah, you're like a fucking auctioneer sometimes. Yeah. But I don't want to talk about that. I'd rather talk about... We have to talk about the nipple bras, dude. Dude! Yay or nay? So with Joey's reference... Bro, yay or nay? Yay, dude, yay. Thank you, fucking nipples, dude. But also a little nay, dude. A little nay. Why? Because now... All right, here it is. Fuck, dude. For those of you guys that don't know, Kim Kardashian is coming out with a... Or like helping make a line of bras that have a permanent built-in nipple. Oh.
So your nips are constantly hard looking. Which like, okay. Yes, sweet. But also, then the nipple lover in you needs to worry and wonder like, is this real nipple? You know what I mean? Like, what are we looking at here? No, you have to care about something like that. No. You're going to tell me you didn't look at Disney World different when you went and you realized that that was just a fucking meth addict underneath the Winnie the Pooh costume?
Of course you did. Frank, what's that got to do with nipples? Well, maybe you don't know what the nipple is behind the bra. Maybe it's the nipthatic, the nipples. The nipple bras that Kim Kardashian is making are a great idea. All right? Because now people are just walking around, they're nipped up. And I don't know
Big nipple guy. Guy's big. Always been big in the nipples. Big in the nipples. Since the day he was born. Since the day I was born. Yeah. Yeah. Big nip. Big nip. Big nipples. Small nipples. All nips. All nipples. There's no like. If you hate your nipples, I love them. There's no nipple shaming going on at the basement. At all. We're big on the nipple. And these bras are very cool. I like them. But the one thing I do worry about.
It is. I would be like, is it too much? Because there's still there's dudes out there in the world. You know what I mean? And dudes can barely contain themselves. You see a pretty girl walk by and she's wearing two coats and a jacket and a fucking, you know, a headband. And they're like, oh, my God, this girl's so hot. Now imagine she's walking by with her nipples.
What are you expecting there? I don't know what you're referencing. I'm being like, the dudes were probably, like, it's going to be a, they might have some more catcalling harassment stuff. Oh, yeah, because men are pieces of shit assholes. Well, I'm just saying, the ones that are doing the harassing. Give them more to harass for? Well, now you're just like, you're basically dangling a carrot in front of a rabbit. Well, I don't think you can fucking.
I don't think you could, if they want to wear it, like the issue shouldn't be what they're wearing. It should be the fucking. Oh, I agree. The fucking construction workers. Hey, sweet. Yeah. Now I see a nipple. Let's see the whole. Somebody's fucking excited. It's like, chill out, dude. Nipples are like hard for horny.
Is that like... Yeah, when girls are horny, they're hard, right? I don't know. I mean, dude, they get hard. I mean, nipples, but like... Dude. They get... Come on. Okay. You ever go like this to a nipple? Yeah, but like... Immediately, it's like, what? Well, you do that... But you do that anytime it happens. If I fucking play with your nipple right now... It'll get hard. It'll get hard, but not because you're horny. It's not because you're horny.
No, but maybe my nipples are horny though. Then fix your fucking nipples because your brain should tell them, "Hey, this is my boy, not my babe." No, all nipples are bisexual, dude. Anybody touch it. Pansexual, maybe. Really? Just like anything. I didn't know that. So the gayest thing about you are your nipples? 100%. Whoa! Look at that. See, we're fucking allies. We always have been. My nipples are definitely... I mean, yeah. Your nipples are allies? For sure. I mean, if you came over here and you went like this, my shit would be like... No!
I don't think I would. My brain is too strong. You don't think I could come over there and make your nipple hard? I guarantee you can't. Are you serious? I guarantee you can't. Do you make your own nipples hard? No. What? Why would I do that? You think I'm sitting there and I'm just like, come on, let's work today, bitch. I've done that for like pictures.
What? Yeah, like you're gonna take a picture and you're like, I'd rather my nipple be like a little hard. Like a shirtless picture at the beach? No, no, no. Why do you care about your nipples being out? Because sometimes like the light hits it and it looks a little weird. It looks like you have a giant fucking finger nipple. It looks like I have a folded nipple or something. So I'm like, all right, let me get this bitch hard real quick. Oh, I've never done that.
Never. Come on. Like, okay, my picture, am I looking good? Come on, baby. Come on. I've done it. Never. I've done it. That's stupid. I mean, it's just a strat. It's a strategy. You might be a little too into nipples here, Joey. I'm not too into anything. I think you're a little too into the nipples. I bet you people have done that. I wonder if girls do it. Maybe if there's a girl out there that's taking like a fucking, like a nudie pic, send over to somebody. Frank, you're 31, dude. You can't say nudie.
A naked pic? What am I saying? Self... What is it called? Anything but that. A naked pic. Yeah. A nakey pic. A nakey nudie. Maybe if, like... Yeah, if, like, a girl out there is sending a nakey pic, like...
Like, maybe she would be like, all right, I kind of want to, you know, just buy some, you know, like, you know, like spit shine. Right. Spit shine the hood for a sec. Exactly. But you're not sending. Are you sending like fucking titty pics out to people, dude? No. Are you saying people into your tits? No, no, no. That's not why I'm doing it. It's while I'm wearing a shirt. Still stupid. No, but like, it's not that they get hard.
That's not what you said before. That's not what you said. It's not that you can see my nipple. But you said, no, you said that the light can hit it a better way. No, no, no. I'm saying like when they're soft and I'm just chilling.
Sometimes because I got fat in this you do there's fat. Yeah. Yeah my body Yeah, so sometimes it just looks a little off. So I'm like, let me get this thing hard. So it kind of flattens out So it's like now you don't see that it just looks like my body Oh, you know that dude that really like this is insane. I don't think you're grasping kind of Photoshop It was the shit facetune but for your nipples you just like oh
Dude, that's insane. That's insane. Dude, a little friction goes a long way. I've never cared to make my nipples hard for a picture, Joey. Do you fluff yourself up? What do you mean? Fluff it up. My cudge? Yeah. No. No.
No. So you are... I'm not... What am I... Just get it a little chunky. I tell you what, if I fought in the UFC, I'd probably be back there slapping it around. Dude, that's one of the reasons I'm so like... That's one of the reasons I wouldn't be able to be like a UFC fighter is I wouldn't be able to be out there...
Regardless. Yeah, but I'm saying... But like WWE or something like that. Oh, man, I would need to fluff up my dick. I would need to... I'd need to like fucking, you know, like play with myself a little bit before I went out there. I'm not going out there with no blood in this thing. I'm having a match against fucking Goldberg and he's gonna, you know, wrap his dick around my neck. I'd want to look like I can do some damage. Yeah, I want to look like I don't have a pussy. Yeah, exactly. You know, like... But that's... Yeah, that's just...
That's probably the main reason I never did mixed martial arts. Because you were worried about your dick just looking wild. Worried about how my dick is going to look. Well, mixed martial arts, a lot of the time you can just wear a gi. It still sucks. Yeah, I guess. It's just a robe. It's a robe. It's just a robe, dude. Yeah. I don't want to fight in a robe. I do that enough every morning with my kids. That's a parent joke for every parent out there. I love how you used... I can't believe you don't understand the hard nip thing.
Dude, get over yourself. What do you mean how I don't understand it? Everyone prefers their nipples to be hard. All right, cut this fucking clip. What? I want people to respond if they play with their fucking nipples before a picture in order to alter the way that... Listen, from someone that has worn shirts that are a little small where my fucking titties are out, dude, I understand if you're not happy with how your fucking breasts look in a picture. Right. But to the point that you're fucking...
Fucking come on. Come on. I mean, I don't do this. You're like an old man jerking off in a mirror. Like, work today, Cialis. No, no, no. I'm not doing this. I'm not like a fucking... You're doing it with multiple fingers. I'm just going like this. Joey, just as bad. I never lick my hand. Just as bad. Does that make it better? I never lick my hand. If you'd lick the hand, I'd be a little more like, all right, at least he's committing to the bit. But like, you're trying to defend your fucking weird...
I don't think it's that weird. It's a little weird, dude. So we're going to find out though. Getting back to the Kim Kardashian bra thing. Bras. This is a question I have. Go ahead. Now listen. It is catfishing for nipples. I will say that. I am definitely catfishing for nipples and I'm all about the free the nipple movement. All for it. Go for it. Is this going to like, for instance, there are only so many original Pokemon cards out there.
So like because you don't see him all the time like whoa this Charizard is really valuable. Dude, when you start comparing stuff to Pokemon cards I get really like- When I start comparing nipples to Pokemon cards you're out but when you're sitting there and finger fucking your chest you're okay? Yeah. No! No! What was your point?
This gonna be like less are we gonna arts is society gonna value nipples less because you all desensitize Because you there's more than my sensitized to the nipples because we see the nipples all the time. Yes Probably I think that's how that works. But what's next I think for skims, which is the company cock bulge pants cock both pants cock pulled cock bulge pants
Underwear And they can And they can use The technology In the Nikes The pump up Nikes Like I can pump They could just put a thing But like What if I want to adjust it What if I don't want A super big dick day I don't think they make them Super I don't know Why not I don't know I don't know if I would want A huge bulge walking around I would feel like I would be Making people uncomfortable
Yeah. Imagine you're walking around. There's a guy just walking around. You're like, Jesus Christmas. Well, it depends on where you're walking. You know what I'm saying? Like, you're walking down the street. You can't really... You don't got the time to look and go bulge. Like... I guess that's fair. It's more like at the gym. There was one time I was in Miami and I was in the water and I'm looking around. I looked to my left. There's a guy in a Speedo. I swear to God, dude, it looked like he was hiding a squid in there. God. Like stuffed a squid in there. Just a giant... And I'm like, how...
Shorts for you, though. Yeah. Shorts for you. Just do something more normal. Yeah, like shorts for you. He knew what he was doing. He knew what he was doing. He definitely knew what he was doing. I'm all about big dick confidence. You know, go for it. But also, you know, be aware of, like, who you're around. You know what I'm saying? I'm on vacation. I don't need this. I don't want to, like, look to my right and then you're just giant fucking, you know,
Big cock is out. I couldn't think of any other way to say it. Big cock. Yeah. Also...
Another thing I wanted to like kind of talk about there's a thing going viral on tik-tok called the bird test the bird test Yeah, and it's like if you if we're dating yes, and I go yo, there's a bird and if you go I don't give a shit then like we're not gonna be together But if you go, oh what where wait, then we're gonna be together forever. That's the general idea. Hold on. Hold on on Yeah, so if if we're here if we're here dating, yeah, we're on a date. Where would we be Dave and Buster's? Wow, you really think a little of me, huh?
Just so you know, like arcade dates like that, you know, you're adults now. Maybe go to like something a little more sensible. But says Captain fucking Underpants himself. What do you mean? Captain Underpants? Yeah, dude. Oh, we're adults now. Dude, you collect toys. You got the t-shirts. You got the fucking... You can't stop referencing Pokemon cards on this episode.
How dare you? Are you done? Are you done? I'm not done. I'm ready to keep going. Are you done? David Buster's is not terrible. It's not terrible. I wouldn't eat there. But, Joey, you're going to tell me seriously. Yeah. It's like a mid-2000s thing. We've gone past it. That's like going to fucking Chuck E. Cheese for adults. It's a cool place. Don't get me wrong. And I would go in a heartbeat. But I'm talking about first dates. You're getting to know someone. Oh, no, no, no.
You're getting to know someone and you're like, hey, let's go throw wooden balls at a hole in the wall. Yeah. Who the fuck is going to want to do that? Probably not. Did you have a guitar hero there? I'm going to shred some guitar here. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's the chance I get. It's good. But I just, I don't know, man. It doesn't, I don't understand how seeing a bird. It's the idea of like, are you with someone who's like.
I guess interested in your interests in a way. So you going, look, a bird. I have to go. I want to learn everything, you know, right now about birds. Yeah. But the thing that's funny is like, to me, it's like the reverse. Like, let's say it works out and you go, Oh, where, what the fuck?
And it's like, what am I like now? That's how I just base. You're like, he passes the test. First of all, there's so many other things. If you're in New York city and I'll even go, I'll even just condense it. If you're in Manhattan on a date and you, and you go, Oh look, a bird, the person that you're with is not going to look up because they're going to say, fuck that flying rat with wings. That's probably your response. Definitely my response. Yeah. I will say this though, as someone that has moved outside of the city,
There's some cool birds out there. There's some fucking sick birds out there. And anytime people from the city come over, they're like, oh, is that Cardinal? You know, like they get pretty fucking jazzed. If I see a bird with some color in it, I'm psyched. Yeah. Like a blue bird, a blue jay, a Cardinal. But like, why is that? Hummingbirds when they're fucking hovering. I'm like, how? Dude, I saw a hummingbird now, like last summer. Wild, wild species of animal. They fly so hard. They're just like...
Like, they're like little fucking... They're bugs, but birds. Yeah. It doesn't make sense. And they got really long, sharp beaks. There's a... In the tree in my front yard, there's always a bunch of woodpeckers. So, like... And they don't start, like... Excuse me. They don't start, like, super, super early. Do they peck in unison? No, but you'll hear, like... That's dope, though. Kind of cool. I saw a video once of a woodpecker, and he pecked too hard and got stuck in the wood. Huh?
Oh, can't go. Can't go too hard on the wood. Do you remember the jackass thing where fucking Chris Pontius put a wooden like thing around his dick and the woodpecker poked through it? I did not see that. Yeah, it's pretty crazy. I did not see that. Yeah, pretty nuts. I don't I don't. Why? Why birds, dude? I don't know. It's just the example that this girl is giving on TikTok. But apparently it's like.
It could apply to other things when it's kind of like, oh, look at this. Oh my God. Look at that beautiful plant. Yeah. And you're like plant. I'd be more like, I think if anyone points anywhere, I'm looking, you know, if someone's just like, what do you think about that? Huh? I think that would happen. Christmas out by the way. Look at this green pants. Those are gray. Say it again. Those are gray. Stand up. Remember that vision insurance I was telling you about? Stand up.
Those are green Joey. These are green dude. Those are gray. You kidding me the the strings look a little more green But the grits clearly gray Joey let me get close Joey Joey Joey Joey Joey you have your do you have your contacts in? Are you kidding me Joey Joey Frankie you're nuts right now. You're seriously nuts. Look at your hat green. Yes, stand up. Oh
A little more blue! A little more blue! Joey, these are green, dude! These are green, dude! Are you fucking- This is green! That's very green! This is green! There's different types of green! Yeah, not that one, that's gray! No, Joey, Joey, are you serious? Like, these are gray? Is the color on the tag? Take your fucking pants off! Take your pants off! Look at this! Full gray! Frank, are we okay here? What? Denver pulled his cock out just now!
I wish you guys could see what he's doing. It's like he's checking his own diaper right now. He didn't take the pants off, he's just looking in. There is absolutely nothing. Good for you. Dude, you got some thighs on you. Don't make a thong. Yeah, he's making a thong. He's making a thong with his underwear. No, that's what he's doing. Do you think those are gray, dude? Those are mega gray! What color is this? I can't see. It's got a reflective thing on it. What color? Green, dude.
Green, brother. Actually, that looks a little- let me see. Green, brother. Let me see your phone. Green, brother. This is not the same- take this off and put it next to your fucking gray pants. They're green, Joey. This is crazy that you can't see that these are green. I can't get this fucking thing off. Okay, here. Now show it. Show it. Stand up. Different! Dude, they're a very different shade of green, but these pants are green. Wild. Absolutely wild. Yeah, it is. Good catch. Really nice.
This guy's wearing fucking green pants. I can't believe that you're that blind. Nobody is blind. Joey. All right. I mean, there are people who are blind in the world. There are definitely blind people. I can't. That's wild to me. Yeah. But those are gray. Birds. Correct. But yeah, I don't know. I don't know. I don't know why this is such a fucking indication. It's just someone on TikTok trying to become trendy and like, you know, like fucking whip y'all for the cappers out there.
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And lastly here, would love to talk about the fact of, this is a story that you told me, but several giant tanks of bull semen were stolen in Ireland. Yeah, I don't like how you said you told me this as if I gave you the lowdown one night and I was like, hey, our tanks went missing.
No, I mean, you were the one who brought it up to me that before the episode, you're like, hey, by the way, we should talk about the fact that there's missing semen. Correct. So there was a town in Ireland who woke up one morning and saw that, as they put it, large quantity of cattle semen was taken from their town of
I don't know how to say it. C-L-O-G-H-E-R. Kloger. Kloger. Okay. Kloger. So they have... You know what I want to know? What is it actually for?
Well, I assume they're for like artificial insemination. And I think like... Giant tanks of it though? Dude, you got some sick bulls running around. You want to get as much as you can. And just like, so, you know, it's your valuable bulls. I don't really believe that. I don't believe that you need a tank of semen in order for art... Well, if you want to use it multiple times, if you want to just use it once, you can... You can't just have a whole tank though. You can get a cup full, but like you want multiple times. Bro, semen has an expiration date.
Does it? Of course it does. No, I think you have like semen banks where they like freeze it and it's good like forever, dude. Yeah, but they didn't steal, did they steal a frozen tank? I assume it's frozen. You think a tank is just like a fucking propane tank? Like it's sitting underneath your grill? Yeah, that's what I'm picturing. No, it's in the freezer. It's in the fridge or something. Someone walked into a facility where frozen jizz is. Yes. And then rolled out a tank of bull semen? Yeah, two of them. Large quantity as they put it.
What is going on? I... This... Neil, do you got a thought out? I would never, like... Check whatever you buy. If any of it comes from this town in Ireland, just maybe don't. Yeah, because it could be covered in semen. Don't, like, go out to eat. Bro, could you imagine if someone told you... Seriously. Yeah. If someone told you tomorrow... Right. That, hey, that meal... We went out to dinner Monday. And they're like, oh, by the way, that meal was cooked in bull cum. Mm-hmm.
How would you react? It was pretty good. Yeah. I don't know. I'd be like... I'd probably just be like, huh, delicacy. Oh, really? I would have to trust... What country am I in? Here, United States. Oh, then... I don't know. You can't trust bullcum here. Well, I'd be like, what's... Is it a method? Bullcum here will be added with like... It's like, oh, now made with real cum. And it's like, what was it before? Yeah, yeah. What is fake jizz? I mean...
I feel like I would give the restaurant better for the doubt. Like, oh, it must be some sort of cooking method. No, like they like sous vide the steak in bulkum and then they pull it out and they just like kind of brown it on each side. I don't exactly know what that means. Sous vide, when you put it in like a bag...
What is that, by the way? Because I see people put it in a bag, and then they put this pipe in water, and then it cooks? Yeah. What's the pipe? I think the pipe is to control the temperature of the water. So it could say it's being cooked in 80-degree water, Celsius, I guess.
And, like, it will kind of cook it slowly on the inside. And then it holds all the juices in because it's all tight. In a bag. The juices can't go anywhere because it's tight in a bag. It's in a straitjacket. And they take it out and they just fucking, you know, sear it on each side. And there you go. I like that. It's kind of nice, right? I like a steak with some squirt in it. Don't you, though?
Dude, that's the worst way I've ever heard anyone refer to steak. With some squirt in it? Yeah, like when you cut open to a steak, you're like, oh. And it's just wet? Yeah, and you're like, my plate is a mess. Yeah. Slop them. It's fucking dope. Slop them up. Slop them.
No, but like, you know, like you cut into a steak and it's kind of like, oh, this thing just pissed on me. No, I don't. I wouldn't go by piss. I wouldn't. It's not piss. It's juice. Dude, the worst. I don't know if I've ever told you this. My dad years ago took my brothers and I to a Colombian burger joint. Why was the air quotes? Because it was dog shit. Got it. You know, and we, I swear to God, I bit into a burger and
And there was water in my mouth. Yeah, I do. No, but not good. Not good. Not good. Kind of like that, though. No, no, no. It felt like it wasn't ever cooked. Like, they were just like, oh, the Colombians are just like, fucking whatever. Just take it. I mean, I like biting into stuff and feeling like I'm also having a beverage. Like a watermelon. Oh, yeah. You know, you're like, you eat a watermelon, and you're like, my mouth is full of liquid. Yeah, I love watermelon, dude. So much. Anything juicy like that, like a peach, sometimes you're like, I'm drinking a little peach tea.
Dude, a fucking horny ass like pear or peach where you just bite it. Yeah, dude. You know? Like a plum is like a fucking old whore. You know? Like she's just like, ugh, like ready. Have you ever had just like a really crunchy grape that you bite into and then it's just like, you just got like fucking jizz in your mouth? Like, you know what I mean. Yeah. You know what I mean. Now you've lost me, to be honest. Oh, I lost the guy that plays with his nipples for pictures?
Don't bring that up like I'm weird. You are. You are weird. I'm not. You are definitely weird. I am in the majority. I think we can send a task force to find the bull cum because this is serious. What if this is made... Giant tanks of cum. Come on. You don't care about it? Come on. How much to get you to drink a cup of cum? No way. No? Nope. A billion dollars. Thrown it down so quick.
Throwing it down. How big is the cup? A shot glass. What? Yeah, dude. Before that. Before a billion. All right. 500 million. So fast. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. 250. I'll cut in half each time. Yeah. Yeah. Yep. 125. 125 million? Yeah. Yep. Really? Really? Yeah, dude. Really? Yeah. You know what I would do? I'd just get hammered and do it. Oh, God. And then vomit. Whatever. All right.
I'm not, like, cow gay, dude. You know what I mean? Like, I'm not, like, because I drink this fucking cow semen, I'm gay? Pretty, pretty, pretty. Well, we drink fucking milk from cows' tits. Yeah. If they were to start coming out with, like, horse cum or, like, why horses? We've got to cow the horses. Yeah, yeah. Bull semen. Semen milk? Milk. No, I'm going to stick to almond. Until someone tells you how good it is for you?
What? Until someone's just like, oh, this is the new intermittent fast. You just drink three cups of fucking bullcum. I don't know if I could stomach that. Like, knowing that it's like... The consistency. Just like thick... Oh, my God. I'm not kidding. No. I'm going to make myself throw up if I say that. Ew. Hold on. I'm going to say it. I'm going to say it. What are you going to say? Just watch. If you drink just like a frothy... Oh, God. I'm really going to gag. If, like, I hand you a cup of, like...
Like warm, frothy cum. That is disgusting, honestly. Also, I don't even know what a cow... What animal are we on, by the way? Bull. It's a cow. It's a boy cow. Boy cow. Wait, is that true? Yes. Where have you been? I did know that. But like, I didn't. Cow's milk is all lady milk. Right. That's why it's not gay to drink whole milk. Right, yeah. You know? Yeah.
It's not. That's why big fucking milk. They got to it quick. It was like, by the way, this comes from fucking big fat tits. Yeah. So, whatever. They are big fat tits, though. Dude, you're going to... Utters are... I haven't seen an utter in so long. I'm not even going to lie. If someone offered me the chance to suck it straight from the utter... I would do it. 100%. You're not supposed to have milk that isn't pasteurized. Yeah, because it would be bad for you and stuff. But...
I kind of want to get my... I kind of don't care. I want to wrap these lips around an udder. I kind of don't care. I mean, it does look a lot like a wiener. So, like, I know you'd be easier, better at that than I would. I just don't know if I can stomach that. Yeah. I also don't like really... I feel like they... Utters feel like pigs. You know, pigs feel like... Pigs. Pigs. Yeah. You know, and they're, like, weird. They're a little, like, fleshy. They're, like, they're... It feels like I'm...
I don't even know, like a dead person. Like, no, I would say like if you like- But warm. If you like hold your nuts really tight- And then go like this? And then you go like this to your nuts, that's what a pig feels like. You're right. Yeah, I know. Wow. I've thought about it quite a bit. So you've squeezed your nuts? Oh, 100%, dude. These things are like fucking- Why give men Play-Doh in their pants if they're not going to play with it? You know what I'm saying? Play-Doh in their pants. Dude, I've- Fuck yeah. Yeah.
I almost pissed on the ground the other day. In my bathroom, I mean. Why? Were you drunk? No, I like worked out and my dick was like on, was stuck to my balls. And it just stayed down? Yeah, because like I guess like it was pointed in a weird, because like the part of my dick was stuck to my balls. Okay. And then it was like pointed and I went to just go pee. Gotcha. I thought you were referencing Monday. You were like, you said to me, you're like, I'm kind of drunk. And I was like, really? Yeah.
I thought you were going to say like you went home that night and you like peed on your floor. Oh, no, no, no. I've only done that one time. Joey crushed a champagne flute with a raspberry in it. I didn't love it. It looked a little not great. I'll tell you that. There was a ton of raspberry in it. That fucking martini I had, boy, was it good. Gross. It was so good. Can't do it. But I have pissed all over my bathroom before. I've accidentally done it. I fell. I wasn't trying to like do it purposefully. Yeah. I was falling and peeing and drunk.
My new thing is like I've been trying, it's like a fun game. I play fun games with myself in the bathroom sometimes where like where I go to pee and I don't, I try to pee without touching anything. So I like, hold on, bend over. No. Wait, what do you mean? You like, like you're skydiving? Yeah. Until they're like bent over and trying to piss? Yeah. I like pop my butt out and just make sure everything lines up. Try it. Do your hands go up like this? Yeah. Like freeze. Yeah.
Oh no! Are you successful a lot of the time? All the time. I've never fucked up. Go try it. Try it tonight. You've never pissed accidentally and hit the safe? Oh, of course I have. But like, not doing that move. I've done it like when I'm fucking holding my fucking peep. Really? I've never done that. Oh, dude. You kidding me? Well, I also do different, like I'll flush the toilet. I'll do that too. You know, like I'll fucking like, I'll like sneeze or something.
Stuff happens when I'm peeing. Sneezing while pissing is... It's dangerous, dude. That's like firing off. That's like having your finger on the trigger. Yeah. You know? I wonder, like, as a woman, sneezing while pissing must be funny because it's like you had a kink in the hose and I was like... We're 31. We are N professionals. Yeah. Well... Barely. Yeah. Um...
What were we just talking about? Oh, how we were pissing all over the floor. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, no, no, no. Don't say we were pissing all over the floor. You said you pissed on the floor. You were pissing all over the floor. I didn't piss on the floor. One time I pissed on top of the toilet seat. I did that. There was just such a thing in like college. It was just like, oh, I'm going to prank them and do an upper decker. You remember that? You don't remember? It was like you take a shit in the fucking tank of the toilet. I've never done it. I've never. Be very clear. I've never done that. But you've never heard of that?
It's like, oh, dude, I'm going to take a fucking upper decker. That's what they call it. They would shit in the tank? In the tank, yeah. And then, like, as you're, like, fucking flushing, you're just replacing it with shit water. There's no way to clean that. I would have to get a new toilet. If someone did that to me, I would literally be like, I'm replacing the toilet. Well, we know. We know. We know. We know. You'd get a new apartment. You'd be like, oh, I'm done. I'm fucking burning this building. I'd throw you out. Like, it's not happening. Yeah, no, that would be very bad.
Upper Decker. I've never heard that before. You've never heard of that? No. Dude, there's some pranks. I'm shocked. You've obviously heard of the flaming bag of poop. From Billy Madison. Well, but people have actually done that. Yeah, I've never seen that in action. I don't think I've done it. I'm not really tapped into all the shit pranks. Yeah, I guess I'm not either. Yeah. But like, that's a good prank. Flaming shit? Yeah. Oh, it's like, oh, put the fire out. Then you're just stepping on shit.
Gotta be honest if I opened up my door and there was a little bag on fire. I'd be like what a burn Yeah, I'd like why do I but then you have hot flaming shit on your like toasted poop toop? Anyway, that's me clearing my throat Frank where can they find you in your gray pants dude a wild legit insane? We're gonna take a picture
And you post it. Are they gray or green? Because they're green. Oh, it's like that thing. Yeah. Did you hear that? Like the person that posted that picture, the dress like is now in prison for like murder.
Really? What a place we fucking, what a world we live in. Yeah. Go check out me, FHRs8085 on Twitter, The Frank Alvarez on all other forms of social media. Then go check out the basement yard everywhere, right? Yeah, on TikTok and Instagram. And you can find me at Joe Santagato. And that is all. And go get the merch, shop.santagatostudios.com. And there's something.
There's something brewing. There's something brewing. Well, Joey also did say before we recorded he had a poop and he was like, oh no, never mind. So that's brewing and then there's something else brewing. Yeah. I don't know how that works. Me neither. To be honest, it's a little worse. There's a couple things brewing. Yeah. So check it out. Check it out. That is all. See you guys next time.
