#414 - It Goes Down In The Steam Room
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Welcome back to the base- Welcome back to the base VR! Frank? How's it going? Yeah. Good. We changed, we switched. Yeah, I know. That's the joke. Frank? Uh, hold on. What are you looking at? How you fucking look me up and down and you make fun of something? I feel like I should have a mojito in my hand. You should open up another button. Yeah, open up. No, absolutely. Two more at least. Two more? I would say with the mustache, dude. You don't think that's too much dirt? No. Dude! You're- Look at you! You look great!

Immediately down to strike that from the record two pegs. You're gone two pegs Yeah, open another and you might get a couple pegs by you know, somebody some lucky boy or girl out there I don't want to be So is there ever have no I've never want to be peg. Okay. Let me answer your question. No, I've never okay All right, that was gonna be my question Yeah, cuz like you know how I'm like the heat of the moment like things are so hot You're just like you just like you just like pull something out of nowhere. Okay, I

But you've never... No, I've never... I've never in my life, ever, ever, ever, in any... Any... Stick your fucking finger in my ass. Nothing. I've never wanted anything inserted in me, whether on purpose. Have you ever said, like, spit in my eye? No, mouth. Spit in my mouth? Yeah. That's fine. That's what I'm saying, baby. Bitch, you know. Bitch. This is weekly. Not behind a paywall. My kids will see it one day. Yikes. Okay. No, but...

I gotta say. Yeah. I brought back Hawaiian shirts. You're kind of perfecting it right now. I can't really see if I look good or not, but... No, you look pretty good. I believe you. You look pretty good, but I actually... Oh, God damn. I got awesome powers. Do you know how bad I want chest hair like that, dude? You don't have chest hair? I have like four. Oh. This is not like chest hair. No, but that's better than what I got. But that's like perfect like wearing an open shirt chest hair. You know what I mean? Yeah, it's a little dust. I don't want like a med. A med is a little too much.

He shaves his body, too, yeah. Well, when you have the amount of hair that he does. Well, yes, of course. But I actually, you wearing this is kind of bringing up some, like, uncomfortable memories for me. Did I tell you? I didn't tell you. So something happened in the steam room the other day at the gym. Big time out. Where are we going? Nothing, like, no one, like, touched me or, like, fondled me or, like. No, no, no, it's okay. No, keep it open.

No, so I'm... You know me. I'm a big steam room boy. I end all my workouts with it. You do like steam. I... So wait, steam room or sauna? It's a steam? I go both. I start in the steam room, get a nice wet going, and then I finish in the sauna. Okay. It's nice. How long in the steam? I go until I can't anymore. And normally it's like 10 minutes. Okay. Because it gets hot in there and it's steamy, you know? Hence the name. But...

I'm in there, and bro, no one loves fucking steam rooms more than just like old crusty bastards. You know what I'm saying? With their dicks out, yeah. Yes. So, listen. This ain't my first rodeo. I go to this gym frequently. There's a bunch of naked men walking around. Older men. Whatever. Fat dicks or no? I don't look at their dicks long enough to tell if they're fat. Come on, dude. But you can tell by their bounce. You know what I mean? What? Like in your peripheral, you could see. You've never stared down the barrel of a gym dick before?

You've never been in the gym? Of course I've looked. I'm not staring, though. Oh, I mean... Of course I'm... I'm not staring either, but I'm like... You just asked me if I've stared and implement... You know, the implication is that you stare. I don't do this. I don't go like... I go like... You go... Yeah, I'm like... Wait, why are you so close to it? Oh, I mean, I was... This is... Why are you that close, Joey? I don't stare. I just... Joey's not staring. He's just... I do get a look-see, though. No. Yeah, that's what you do. You kiss... No, if there's a dick...

A gym dick walking by. It's just like, you know, if there's a dick afoot, I gotta get a peek. Especially old, and you know what's so funny? Old dicks suck. So whack. So whack. Honestly, after like 65, just get it chopped off. My dick's gonna look like fucking stupid at that age. It does now. It's gonna look like one of those, like a fucking popcorn jelly bean.

You know, it's got like spots on it. It's got like spots on it. You could have liver spots on your fucking pee pee. Probably. I assume it's going to be. Hey, man. I'm going to try. If you could actively avoid that, do. I have to like, I guess, exfoliate it and like. I don't know what you have to do to it, but you're basically. Dip it in lemon water. I don't know. You're going to get like vitiligo of the dick. Yeah. Yeah. But it's funny that like old men are so like, they're the generation that is the most homophobic.

But they want to have their cuffs out. But they are so willing to have their dick and balls and butt out and everything out all over the gym. Yeah. It doesn't make any sense. So I'm in the steam room. I'm enjoying myself. Not as much because there's a naked guy next to me. And he's sitting... Oh, there's a naked man. Yeah. And it's not... Bro, the steam room is not very big. Describe this man. Naked. White? 100%. 100%. What kind of white? White.

Like white? Or like... Oh, like... Like American though? Yeah. Yeah. Like American old, like puffy gray hair, white hair. Just like a... Just a real asshole. Okay. I'm seeing it. The way he looks. He looks like an asshole. Looks like a game of Guess Who right now. Exactly. Yeah. He looks like... Imagine Mitch McConnell with a big mustache. He's that old? He's pretty old, dude. Jesus. So first thing I notice is he's sitting on the tile bench. No towel. No towel.

He's hot dogging it? Hot fucking patties on the pavement. Dude, I feel like wouldn't that be hot as fuck? How would you sit down? When I sit in the steam room, I put my back on the wall because I get that little heat and it feels kind of good. I'm like, ow. It hurts for a second. And then it feels so good. But this guy's putting his balls on it. Ding bones. Jesus. On the fucking, on the bench. Did he have a big fat fatty? Balls? Sure. What are you referencing? Yeah, everything. The mess.

How was his mess? No, it was not very cool. Okay, okay. It was not very sweet. All right. It was an embarrassing old dick. Was that also on the bench? I think it probably rested firmly on his balls. I didn't see. Okay, okay. I feel like I'm there. I feel like I'm there. The point that I'm getting to is this steam room is maybe like 10 by 10. It's not very big. Okay. Okay.

I'm sitting, if that's the entrance right there, or let's say that's the entrance for just so you can visualize it. But remember, small room. I'm sitting here. He's sitting maybe like three feet to my right. He gets up. And now listen, I am not, hold on. I am not sitting here and writing any books on steamer medikit. If you tell me this dude took a crap. No, bro. If he took a crap, I would murder him in that steam room. Are you kidding me? Okay. He stands up.

stretches, you know, you don't know where this is going. He cracks one off. No. Stretches, stretches his back, does this, and then goes and spreads his ass cheeks.

For what? No clue. How, for how long did he hold it open? It was like an open, shut. You know, like Miss Rachel, open, shut them. Oh, that. He, so he opened his hole to you. I don't think it was, I'm, I'm, I'm. It was in your direction. It was definitely in my, like, it was in my neighborhood. You know what I'm saying? Like he was in the city, in my neighborhood, but not like on my block. Right. Yeah. You know. In the county for sure. I told Becca, first thing she said, she goes, did he do this to you or for you?

And the optimist in me was like, no. But now I don't know. He stood up. He wanted you to see what he had. And like, whap, bang. Did you see? I didn't like look. I didn't stare at Sauron. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. But I definitely, I was like, whoa. And I went like this. I went like. Did he like do it and then just like slap it around? He did it. But it was like long enough that it's like, I know someone else is in here with me. I'm doing this.

To air it, I don't know what he was doing it for. How would this old fuck spread his hole to you? I don't know, but I, listen, you know I'm a very peaceful man. I thought he was- I did want to hit him. Did you say, did you make a noise? No, because he did it and then he walked out. And, but to myself, I went, you know, I did one of those. One thing. This was in the steam room? In the steam room. Oh, so it was a wet- It was a wet asshole. An old wet asshole. Bro, and listen. How's his butt? Not cool. Old butt, dude.

He's got that old old butt, you know old people butt where it's like wrinkly around the sides and then cottage cheese Oh my god, it's fucking shitty ass. Yeah, he did this look you ready watch. Yeah, that's oh, that's an open hole, dude That's a long time that is to do that. That's a full to like 1.6 seconds and now in my head I'm thinking like why did he why did he do this like no one knows because like what are you doing? Because I know that move

I've done that move. You've opened your hole? In the shower. To clean it? To clean my butt! Yeah, but he's not getting hit with- But that's- that's why I didn't get it! That's why- and this is a true fucking story. I texted Becca when it happened and everything. I- I don't to this day understand why he spread his asshole for me. He wanted you to have dinner.

Not from that fucking restaurant. Well, I'm just saying. That restaurant closed down. That's what he was probably thinking. He was like, let me just show off what kind of coolie I have. But, like, why?

I don't know, man. Like, what if I was in there with another person and they did that? Would we, like, we would have both been violated. Now you have to do it. You have to pay it forward. I think that's the rules. Is it like that movie It Follows? Like, where it's like, you've never seen that movie, have you? Nope. Okay, well then I'm sorry. It could have been like the movie Pay It Forward. Oh, okay. You know, Haley Jo Osment. 55 burgers, 55 fries, 50 bucks.

I don't, I'm not doing that for somebody else. I would never put anyone through the torment of having to see my asshole. I also go in to the steam room with clothes on. I don't go in naked like a fucking freak. Okay. So what do I do? What would it take for you to get naked in there? I know no one else is coming in and I have a towel. What about if me and you were like in Germany together?

If we were in Europe and we went to, you know, like a steam room, bath house or whatever, I'd probably get naked. I'd dump it out. Yeah. I wouldn't dump it on American soil though. Well, no, it's too... If you dump it out in Europe, they're cool with it. Yeah, it's like... Europeans are like, oh, so chic. That is so cool. Here, they'd be like, were you fucking gay? And then kill you because Americans are savages. Just don't spray your asshole.

Spray? I meant spread. Don't spray it either. That was the part that really confused me. That is a really confusing thing to deal with. I'm sorry that you had to deal with that. Well, like, why? Couldn't this guy just have gotten up and walked out? Yeah, he could have. Like, logically. Maybe he was trying to release some of the water that had been trapped between these fat, disgusting sheets. Here's the other part. He went right into the shower.

Yeah, you could have spread in there for sure. So then why did you need to spread with me? You're going to have to ask him, bud. I'm not, I'm not going to. Maybe you'll run into him again. And if I do, you'd be like, you're the spreader. I'm not, I'm not, I'm waiting until he leaves that steam room. I'm not going back in there with him. I don't like that. Did you go to the sauna afterwards? Immediately after. I had to cleanse my palate.

Anything cool happen there? Nothing I could think of. Is it a co-ed? No. No, no, no. It's a single ed. That's good. One ed. One ed. Just ed. Just one single person ed. One ed. Yeah. Great. Have you ever been in a co-ed sauna? No, but I don't even... They exist, I think. I've never been in one. I don't know. Thomas said when he was traveling... I forgot where he was. He was somewhere in Europe, and he said that he was in like a...

Steam room or sauna or something. He's like, dude, entire family came in ass naked. Mom, dad, daughter, child. Well, over there, it's a different culture. That's like parks for them. You know what I mean? It's like nudity. Let's go have fun at the steam room. Yeah, the bathhouse. Yes. We want to go and we want to get nice and wet.

The bathhouse that I usually go to over here... The fact that you usually go to a bathhouse makes me hate you. I've been there like four times. I hate you just the last time I almost died in it. Why? Well, because I just... It was like more of like... It came out of nowhere. Don't die. No, no, no.

I meant like I wasn't prepared. So usually I'll like hydrate because it's like one of the rooms in there is hot as fuck. And I'm like a maniac. And I'm like, I'm going to sit in here for fucking 20 minutes. What's the hottest one you've been in? That one's like 200 degrees. Whoa. I went to 180. I think it's the highest I've been in. Yeah. But like I went to one that was like, it wasn't that hot. It was like 140, 150. And I stayed in for like 40 minutes. Oh my God, dude. Tim, when I lived in Milford, Tim and I would go to an LA Fitness over there and we would sit in one and there were the biggest douchebags that would come in.

And there was this one guy who came in and he was just like, I started a company where we go down to Miami, party, fuck bitches, and it's called Purple Raven. Man, this sucks. Is it really called Purple Raven? That's what he called it at the time. Wow. I assume the company has since gone under. Probably. Because that business model cannot sustain the economic downfall we had in 2020. Well, yeah, going down to Miami and fucking bitches and what else were they doing? Partying. Oh, yeah. You know.

How you how you gonna do that 2020 you lost all the form of income that actually sounds like it cost money So well, I'm sure that they you know how to deal they had a partnership with the clubs He also he also talked about the cars he drove It's funny because at the time I remember he was being such a douche and he said he drove the exact car that you drove at the time Nice, I was like that doesn't do well for Joey. No, probably not but it's alright. You're not a douche Thanks can be if you want to be sure. I'm surprised you haven't said something

What would I say? Well, I posted a picture on Instagram and people just have... Welcome back to Keeping It Frank, ladies and gentlemen. Your favorite segment that happens every whenever. That's too good to be true, huh? And it is here to spit the facts. This is the only place on the planet where you can get just the facts, just the news, the way it is, raw, unfiltered, uncut, uncircumcised. And today, boy, listen...

I love our fans because they're very kind. They're very generous. You know, they've helped us get over 25,000 patrons moving in the right direction. But they also know to call out bullshit when they see it. Bullshit. Bullshit, Joey. Yeah. And this week, keeping it frank, I want to ask you, Joey. Let me ask you a question. You've been working on your confidence lately, right? Yeah.

No, no, you haven't what does that mean? Well, like what have you been working on lately with your in terms of yourself your confidence your Anything? No, nothing at all. Why are you saying? So you just think you're so perfect. You don't need to work on yourself That's not what i'm saying. So what are you working on then? I don't know. What do you want to hear? Just tell me some things. No Are you working on uh the way that you treat yourself? Yes That's very good

You know, that's very good to hear because you deserve all the praise and, you know, love that you get in this world. There's a big butt coming. But, but. There it is.

You don't need a fish for it, you fucking little dirty whore. What do you mean? You knew exactly what you were doing. Mister, I don't post enough pictures. I really don't post pictures. You just made fun of Ahmed for posting pictures. And he's saying I got a studio video that we filmed, which might be out soon on YouTube. Go check it out. I didn't make fun of him. The question was something about, oh, who's the most vain. And he takes a lot of pictures like that. So let me ask you, do you think you're vain? What is vain? You're so vain.

You probably think this song is about you You're so vain Song's okay It's really not that great I don't love it Who sings it again? Someone White? Carpenter? I think that name is ringing a bell in my head I don't know Regardless Do you think you're vain? No Do you think you fish for compliments?

Don't we all baby? And what the fuck was that picture? Oh, I answered it. Just answer my question. I'll say no, so then you can, okay, ready? Ask again. Do you think you fish for compliments? No. Really? Oh, sorry. I was trying to help you out. Okay, all right, try it one more time. Okay, go. Do you think you fish for compliments? No. So what the fuck was that picture you posted in the elevator, Joey? It was a good picture. That was a really good picture, I have to admit. One of the best pictures I think I've ever taken. You were like the perfect amount of like, whoa, perfect.

Listen what I'm gonna say. Oh, okay. You look the perfect amount of like handsome, but like not trying, you know You look handsome. I think I could say that. Thank you. You're a good-looking guy. But what the fuck bitch? Yeah. You knew what you posted.

Guess what that became? Well, first of all, I did not know what I posted. Because that became the... You became a heartthrob for gay men in that picture. Well, officially gay, apparently. Oh, he's fucking gay. Well, the caption is now confirmed. Keeping it frank is the breaking news here. Here's the scoop. Confirmed. Joe Santagato, big time bottom. B-T-B, baby. I was in my elevator and I took a picture because I was feeling myself. And...

I was going down in the elevator and I was like, I don't know what to caption this. And apparently I saw a down arrow. I was like, I'm just going to put it a down arrow. Yeah. And then often used in your gay men fucking grab that, threw it in their sack and started running with it. What else is in their sack? Fucking God knows what bunch of Kelly Clarkson DVDs, which I'm a big Kelly DVDs. Yeah. You mean CDs? Whatever.

Different things. I don't know. But anyway, yeah, they started running with it and all the gay dudes were like, oh, confirmed he's a bottom. Or some gay dudes were like, I didn't take you for a bottom. I love how people- No one's saying this! I was like, I'm going down in an elevator! And you were going down on a guy named Ellie and Vader.

I'm really glad you laughed because if you didn't laugh there, I would have been left out in the cold. I was trying not to. Okay. You knew what you were doing there. I didn't make that caption. People are going to think I'm a bottom. Joey, you can't think. You're big gay. You're big gay Joe to the internet. Who's big gay? You are, dude. No, I'm not. You're big gay Joe. The gays love us really into you, especially when you're posting just mustache with a

Bottom. Going down, toot toot. That's what you were. That's something. You were a sailor. You were a fucking... I was a sailor. You were a sailor in that picture. Going down, toot toot. You knew what you were doing. I didn't. And it's okay. We all love... It worked out, though. We all appreciate love and adoration from the people in our lives. Some of us want it from men...

Say that they want to like blow steam in your asshole or something. I don't know what the gays do anymore. They don't do that. I don't know. I think they just have sex. Well, is that? I feel like they blow steam. I don't know. How could that even be a guess of yours?

Don't know yeah, no I didn't read all the comments because I started to get scared. Did you turn them off? No Oh, you left them there just so you could read the ones that you like no Wow, this is very vain and honestly, you knew what you were doing posting that down arrow and listen I want you to know something seriously, uh-huh No matter what you do with your life I will love and support you to the day that I die and if you're gay and you decide to be a bottom I'll have a lot of questions, but I will still be very much so in love with you. I

Will have a lot of questions though. What's your first question Wow? Well, unfortunately, I don't think I will be becoming a bottom or a gay Well according to the Instagram it's saying the opposite and already me keeping it Frank Frank you fucking cut me off. That's my sign off. Yeah, right do it again. Do it again Okay. Well see now I'm not feeling it. No, it's all about this is showbiz, baby. Okay. All right, you're right You're right. It is showbiz. Here we go, baby. Um, I

The soap is, baby. You know what? You knew what you were doing there. Yeah. And I'm going to charge you with two counts of trying to thirst trap the gays. And I don't care what you say. That's what happened. And I'm just keeping it. Cut. We have, it's called gay baiting. It's called gay baiting. There's an actual word for it? Yeah. What'd you say? Baiting the gays? No, no. It's gay baiting. Gay baiting. All right. Can I try again? Or baiting gay? Gay baiting. It's gay baiting. Gay baiting. All right. I'm going to try it one more time. Go, go, go. Okay. Hold on. I had to massage my jaw.

No, Joey. You knew what you were doing. Josh, edit this. Well, now I need to redo it, I guess. No, don't edit it. Okay, here we go. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, sorry. Here we are. Josh. You want me to lead you in? Yeah, if you don't mind. I don't know what to say. You're gay. I'm not. Are you sure, though, Joey? Because according to Instagram and the internet, you were doing a little bit of gay baiting. And I'm not going to say I, you know, I agree with the image that you were putting out there that you're a bottom, but you know me. I just have to keep it frank. Those are Fs. Those of you who can't

I didn't know what you were doing. That's an F, Joey. Yeah, but the other one isn't. Is that like FaZe Clan, dude? This kid's a gamer. I am a gamer. That's Frank. Got it. Keeping it Frank, baby. Okay. Were you afraid I was throwing up some other... No, I just didn't know what you were... I thought you were trying to... Interesting. The moment a Spanish man picks up his hands in front of you, you think it's a gang sign. Hmm.

No one thought that. That's what you just said right now. I was more curious as to what you were trying to create with your hand. I created an F, Joey. You're gonna tell me it doesn't look like an F? It does. If I turn it that way. We're all proud. But then it's backwards. That F. Look at that. That's a good F, right, folks? F for folks.

We should probably take five. Do you know how hot it is in here, guys? It is pretty hot in here. Do you know how hot? And I'm wearing two shirts. Yeah, he's wearing my shirts. Okay, we do have some sponsors for today. We love our sponsors, folks. That we do, baby. We do love them. The first, I mean, if I knew my passwords, my laptop, that would be delicious. Okay, am I not getting this correct?

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No, no, please. Manu. Manu. That's not gay baiting. We just went over this. You did it. I kept it frank. You did it. I didn't. No, I did. Yes, you did. No, I taught you the term. You did teach me the term, but I knew the idea. This is, you know, parallel thought right now. I knew it. You taught it to me. No. Um...

Anyway, you were telling me before I wanted to talk about it, the fucking tech billionaire who wants to have a hard dick or something. Yeah, so there's a tech billionaire who we, I think we previously spoke about him. We've talked about him. Yeah, the guy that wants like blood transfusions. He wants to inject himself with his son's blood. He does it. Yeah, to stay younger, which, have you seen this guy? He looks weird. He does look weird, but that's because he's a tech billionaire weirdo that's injecting himself with his son's blood. Could be. Could be worse. What's the worst way to ingest blood? Inject? Inject.

Drink drink boof drink drink is worse. I gotta taste it. Oh, I'd rather be medley ass That's boof. Yeah, you'd rather be in your ass and drink it I guess what if someone boofed it and the liquid in your butt I just like blacked out first. Yeah, it's okay But yeah, so his new study because this guy's obsessed with wanting to feel young. Um

He is... He wants to, like, reverse aging or something. He wants to reverse aging, and he wants to... He's working at maintaining a three-and-a-half-hour erection. Wait, what? Yes. That I didn't know. Yeah, so he says, according to him... You're going to have to look this up so you can get more info on it. Yeah, he wants to have a three-hour bone. He wants to... Apparently, 18-year-olds, which... Why do you know the boners of 18-year-olds? His son is 18, I think. Still weird. Even weirder, some would argue. Yeah.

Uh, have to, they can maintain a boner through the night for three and a half hours. So he's timing the amount of time he sleeps with a boner. Wait, you sleep in the middle of the night hard? Sometimes, some people do. You think you just wake up and then your dick's like, I'm gonna get hard right now. I don't, I feel like I don't wake up. You wake up fully erect? Sometimes, because my, a lot of the time it's because my dick is soaked in pee-pee. Huh? What? What?

I said, what are you saying? When I have to pee a lot, my peepee becomes engorged with pee. No? Am I the only person on the planet? Yours doesn't? When you have to pee, you're hard.

So all your pisses? No, but I'm, you know, I'm a ribeye steak. You know what I'm saying? I have no idea what you're saying. Yeah, I'm like on my way. You know, like I've driven past the house I'm trying to get to and I need to come back. You know what I'm saying? Frankie, that's not an expression, nor do I even know how to interpret it regarding this. But you're way too hard. You're more than half chub. You're Nick Chubb. Okay. Okay.

So you wake up with a hard dick because you have to piss? Well, it's... there's pee in there. Let me ask you another question. Are you waking up a lot to pee? Maybe once, maybe twice, depending on how much liquid I drank that day.

Like before bed, I usually drink a big old faddle cup of apple cider vinegar with water. Really? Yeah. And then I drink a big old faddle tea, normally herbal, that I make for myself. So that's a lot of liquid to hold on to. I never wake up in the night. Yeah. Well, I also wake up multiple times because I have a screaming fucking seven month old who is just ruthless. Just put it outside. Yeah.

The P or the seven month old? The seven month old. Well, we thought about that. Just build a nest. Birds do it. It's a little too hot right now. But birds do it. Yeah. And birds never die. They're covered in feathers. So it's even hotter for them. I don't think that's how that works. It is. I don't. I don't think so. No, I'm not. Joey, I'm not putting my seven month old. I'm not putting my seven month old daughter.

outside to sleep for the night. - All right, just a suggestion. - Yeah? How about this? How about Uncle Joey comes over? - Yeah. - And you hang out with her from the hours of 8:00 p.m. until 8:00 a.m. - Would you allow me to do that? - Yes. - Okay. - Yeah. And you let us sleep? - Yeah. - Oh, okay, now I like this.

You're a bad parent. I just told you to put... Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. I just told you... Fuck, that hurts. Okay, I just told you I was going to put... You should put your kid outside. Then you went, do you want to watch her? I said, yeah. Then you're like, yeah. You're going to trust the guy who's going to put your baby outside? First of all, I trust you with my life, and that includes my children. So, yes, I trust you. Second of all, you don't have the heart to do that to a child, Joey. You are such a soft little bitch as it is. I am. I am. When you become a parent, Joey... Nope, don't. It is going to be...

Like, I am going to videotape you. Actually, we're doing it right now. I am going to be so excited because your world, it's going to, bro, I am a different person from when I was not a parent. Now it's just completely different. You're going to be such a fucking like little, like, you're going to be like oobleck. When people poke, you're going to be like, I'm a non-Newtonian. And then they let go and you're like, that's what you're going to be. Oobleck. Yeah. Yeah.

Remember that. So what were you talking about? The guy wants to have a three and a half hour bonesy bone. What's the point of that? To have sex with it or just to have one? I think he's just like obsessed with making himself be of a younger man. Who needs a three hour bony? It's pointless. Yeah. Like I just don't get it. What's the longest you've had a boner without doing anything with it?

I'd say like 25 minutes. Oh, no, probably longer than that. Really? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, you know when you're like in the morning and you're like too lazy to get out of bed, so it's like you'll just... So you just keep a boner there. Yeah, but it's like... You just have a loaded gun. It goes through phases of how hard this thing actually is. All right, walk me through phase one. Phase one usually is the hardest one. Okay, phase two. Then it's like, you know, it's whatever. But in the morning too, like you sleep with your hand in your pants? No, do you? Yeah. Yeah.

You sleep with your hand in your pants. For what? Just in case you have to jerk off in the middle of the night? No. No. People normally sleep with their hand under their pillow with like a gun there. You hold your fucking weapon in your hand. What? Normal people don't do that, Frank. Yes, they do. People that are like... Most people that just sleep with their hand on a gun under their pillow. What are you talking about? Not all... I'm not saying most people that sleep. I'm just saying like people that sleep holding onto something. They hold a weapon because they're afraid. Not their fucking, you know, their Johnny Two Times. Yeah.

Oh dude, tons of people do that. Never heard of that in my entire life. You've never like sat on the couch and just had your hand in your pants? I've sat on the couch and had my hand on my pants, but I don't go to sleep and sleep through the night. I feel like that'd be like being in a straitjacket. I don't put both my hands in and tie them to my balls. No, but still one. Like what happens if something happens in the middle of the night that you need both hands for? I just go like this. No, but you get caught. If you need to like take it out quick, you're fucking stuck in there. And then you're trying to find your way out of the forest. Okay, do you sleep like this?

No. What are you worried about? No, but both my hands are not going to get caught on anything. They'll get caught on the elastic of your pants. This isn't a fucking Rubik's Cube. It's just pants. Nah, I don't know about that. It's shorts. Boxers. What are you sleeping? It depends. Oh my God. Just answer. Sometimes I sleep in my boxers. Sometimes I sleep in shorts. Sometimes I sleep in sweatpants. Sometimes I sleep in jeans. What's the issue? You don't sleep in jeans. You don't sleep in jeans. You sleep in sweatpants though? Yeah. Nah. Yeah. Yeah.

Absolutely. Do you sleep with a shirt? Sometimes. Oh! You sleep with a shirt on? Sometimes, yeah. You need to understand something. You remember how I, in a previous recording on a Patreon episode, I said how much I disdain sleeping in the cold? I married a woman who loves the cold. Bro, I... I can't sleep with a shirt on. I sleep with a shirt on. I sleep with pants on, sometimes socks on. It's not that big of a deal. If I went to sleep...

In pants and socks, I would wake up in a puddle. No, I regulate my body temperature because I am a healthy male, not someone who sits there and ignores the fact that he drinks too much. I can't really defend myself. You can't. I feel like Adam Sandler. It sure sucks, by the way. Yeah, it's yours. I know. I love it. That's why. On me, it's great. On you, it sucks. Got it.

Can't win again. I know I feel like Adam Sandler. I can't believe you sleep with your hand in your pants I don't always see but sometimes I sleep with my hand like that How do you see where do you normally put your hands if they're not in your pants cool guy? Face down or what? Hold on you sleep like this. Oh

Sometimes yeah, do you you're seeing now how stupid that looks right? It looks like a model. You're seeing how dumb that looks right not dumb I know are you seeing I'm looking at how dumb this looks that's yeah, I think did that's a normal sleep That's stupid or I sleep I sleep on my right shoulder my right shoulder I sleep my right shoulder and I have this leg come up and

So I could like stretch my hip kind of. So yeah, you're doing like a back, like one of those stretches that like chiropractors on TikTok do. Yeah. Where they're like turn. Yeah. They're like just breathe in farts and like breaks your spine. Yeah. Yeah. I'll sleep like that and I'll have like this arm just like chilling and this one would be under the pillow maybe.

But then my arm gets tired. Yo, when I wake up in the middle of the night and my arm is dead. Bro. I love it. I hate that. What? I love, I hang it off of the bed. Well, first I play around with my arm. I look at it and I like watch it and I'm like, I'm thinking of moving it, but it's not moving and it's freaking me out. I don't do that. So when I wake up in the middle of the night and my arm is dead, I just like, I start swinging. I see how much I can do. Cause usually I have like this part, but I can't at this one. I don't. And then eventually when I get tired of playing with my arm, I,

I hang it off the side of the bed and you could feel the blood rush into your fingers. And like the entire time, like I'll hang it off and I'll try to move my fingers, but I can't because I got no blood. Yep. And then, and then slowly you get the feeling back and you could start. Yeah. I hate that feeling so much. I really, really, really dislike it. I like it. I don't, I just, I stare at it and I say to myself, like, I'm trying to move my fingers and I can't.

And then I touch them and it feels like on this hand, it just feels like a big old fat old like Canepa or something. What's that? You don't know what a Canepa is? Nah. It's a fruit. I believe it's mostly in like Southern Central America, Caribbean. It looks like a little grape. This is going to sound like an insensitive question, but it's a legit question. Have you ever been on the BQE, George Washington or whatever, and you see there like mostly Hispanic men and women selling fruit?

In the middle of the road. You ever see they have a bag and it's like little green. They look like grapes. No, it's usually Gatorades. Those are. And oranges. Well, they're. And Italian ices. Those are called. Those are called canepas. Got it. And what you do is you bite the outer shell and it cracks and it like opens. And then the inside is like a little ball of gel. And it's like hairy gel. It sounds gross. Delicious. It sounds like a reverse Kiwi.

but the texture is very different because Kiwis are kind of like, there's like more consistency to them. This is like, if you were to suck it and pull it out, it would look like, remember in Lion King when Sarabi licks young Simba and his hair like points in that direction. Yes. That's what it looks like. It looks like lion's hair.

I don't know how to explain it. Oh, I don't. Frankie, please. I'm not gonna look it up because you've already told me on and off camera that you don't like it when I do it. Because it's 20 minutes of you trying to find something. I can find it in, I swear to God, you can count to 15 and I'll find it. Tell me when. That's long. Count to 10. Nope. 5. 1. Wait, well, now you gotta... 3. No, now you gotta do it! 4. 5. I didn't even get my phone out. Then you lost, baby. Alright, start again. Ready? Go. 1. 2. 3. 4.

Four and a half by five. Got it. I spelled it wrong, but it knew what I was trying to say. Let me see. What is this again? Is it good? We're good. We're good. It's called a caneppa. Caneppa. They're really good. You should get them. Oh, cute. Got it. Oh, wow. These look good. They're really good. They're a good little snack. So where is the lion's hair in this? When you suck it and you pull it out of your mouth, it's like little hairs in it. Yeah. Yeah.

It's like fiber. Okay. Is it good? What's it taste like? It's like a little citrusy, you know, a little sweet, a little sour. They call it a Spanish lime. So imagine a sweet, a very sweet lime. I like that. Yeah. It's pretty good. That's what I'm saying. So yeah, this weirdo freak wants to have a three and a half hour dildo. Nope. He wants to have a three and a half hour dildo. No. Jesus. No, he does not. Imagine dildoing for three and a half hours.

I'm sure. OPL, man. You can find someone that's done that. Definitely. Definitely. What's the longest sexual experience you've ever had? Not three and a half hours, right? What? Yeah. Well, that's what I'm asking. No way. Yeah. That's crazy. I don't even know. That wouldn't be fun. I'd feel like work at that point in time. Like when's my fucking, you know, union mandated 15. Yeah. You can take a lunch break. Jeez. Speaking of breaks in the action, we do have more sponsors for today. Uh,

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No, it had nothing to do with whatever. But you did tell a story before we started the episode about a vegan mom. Yeah, so there is a mother in Australia who is under some scrutiny. Oh, Australia. You know, all those fucking... Don't say it because I like Australians. Do you? Yes. Name three. Steve Irwin. Joey. Don't. Steve Irwin's son. Don't make me... Okay, but that doesn't count.

You can't... Don't make me be the bad guy here, Joey. Why can't I think of an Australian right now? Name a current Australian. A current Australian? Chris Hemsworth. That is a good one. Don't you dare go right to his brothers. Liam Hemsworth. I knew you were going to do that. There's another one too, isn't there? Yeah. What's his name? Luke. Boom. No, give me... Come on! Chris Hemsworth. Bah. Bah? You're missing a big one here. Come on, I can name... No, now I'm just on the spot. Like, I know Australians...

Give me a letter. N. No. Okay. I don't know. Nicole Kidman. She's Australian? Where have you been? Dude, what the fuck? She's not Australian. Yeah, she is, Joey. I refuse. You don't have to. Also, Hugh Jackman. Hugh Jackman. Yeah, that's a good one right there. Maybe if your brain worked, you'd know that one. There's a lot of Australians that are great. I like Australians.

I, you know, it seems like a wild place, dude. I like, I like Australians. What'd she do with this Australian? So this, uh, Australian mom who is a pretty, uh, aggressive vegan is, uh, refusing to kill the lice in her daughter's hair and even vegans like this has given vegans a bad name.

You know like those... Frankie doesn't like vegans and he doesn't like Australians. First of all, there was a girl... No, no, no. Don't move on. I'm fine with vegans. I have nothing against vegans. Australians, I don't know where I stand on them. Wow, that's kind of crazy that you said that. I have met a couple personally. How dare you? I dated a girl online for like a month. She was from Australia. What year was this?

2003 four five around that had to have been like it was a man you were probably dating No, no actual woman and we reconnected years later bullshit. I still follow her on Instagram bullshit. This is not real She has a child. That's where I got. What was this? This was mad long ago. I we didn't date I'm joking, but like yeah, obviously we would like talk all the time on Skype What would you talk about you'd be like just like how's the weather up there? I just thought she was really cute and we were like talking I forgot how we met

That's weird. Imagine if you had said to me, like, I'm going to run away with the love of my life in Australia. I'd say, well, no, it never progressed to that. But like, we did talk frequently. Is the kid yours? The kid isn't. I've never met this person in my entire life. Oh, okay. Who, the kid or the mom? Both, Frank. Oh, okay. You thought I met the kid without the mom?

I had things happen, you know thinking that mustache can say a bunch of different stuff Joey I forget her name, but she she's very don't pretend like you would say it here on the show I would say your name. I don't give a fuck first and last I don't know her phone number definitely phone number Instagram handle give it all right now They don't have any of that lying, but I do follow her on Instagram. I don't know who it is. You lying bitch Actually, I don't know if I do it but yeah, so she's a bunch of like real vegans I guess she isn't technically a real vegan. I

But like, they're like, what the fuck is wrong with you? Which this is ridiculous. Do you remember the big lice? Like when we were kids, how big lice was of a problem? I hated that. It was like, oh, it's lice day. And it was like a one by one. You got called down to do that fucking check with the fine. Is that actually a thing? Because like, yeah, of course it is. I know. But like, it would just be the nurse who would do it. And it's just the woman who's always there in the school with a stick now.

You know what I mean? Do schools not have nurses anymore? No, they do. So what do you mean the person that's always there with the stick? Because I would think that there would be some sort of lice specialist that would know how to look for lice. It's not like a school nurse would be trained on lice. Joey, they're lice. You don't need to be fucking trained on looking for a bug in someone's hair. Really? Yeah. How stupid are you? I thought they were small. Yeah, but you could see them with your eyes, Joey. Yeah? Yeah. And you remember they would tell us they really like really clean...

Really clean hair. So don't wash your hair more than like twice a week. They would say that yeah How often do you put shampoo in your hair? Once every like eight or nine days. Oh, wow Yeah, I wash my washing condition my hair like once every eight nine ten days Wow, yeah, you don't want to do it too much. You get rid of the oils in your hair Tell me you do it every day. Definitely not. Okay. I don't know dude one last thing to do in there I'm in and out of the shower. Yeah, 10 minutes. Maybe what are you doing in there?

Showering my body washing it. You're not fucking sitting there and going to meet uncle jack You know what i'm saying jerk off in the shower. I don't know what you freaks do you freaks who damn right? Oh you guys who masturbate you're the weird one. No, i'm just saying that you're a freak Fuck you. Don't don't you know, it's my it's a trigger when you point at me joey. Don't don't You fuck you god almighty. I hate you sometimes. I actually don't though I love you all the time, but for the sake of the show, I hate you got it. Um

This woman's taking it too far. We can agree on that, right? Yeah, why is she not? It's not meat. It's a fucking... It's an animal, though. That's her defense. Oh, are vegans like PETA? I think it's like frogs and toads, Joey. All PETA are vegans, but not all vegans are PETA. I don't think that's true. I do, I do. Oh, maybe if you work for PETA... Bro, if you work for PETA and they find out you eat meat, they'll probably bring you back behind the fucking barn and put two in your head. Really? I would assume so.

Do you think they do like drug testing but it's really for burger meat? Yeah, there's like we've developed a test to see if you've had McDonald's in the last year. Yeah. Oh, that's got to be such a like... Peter's pretty crazy. I don't know anything. Oh, they messaged me. Get the fuck out of here. They DM'd me. Are they mad at us? Why did they DM me? I don't know, Joey. Why did they DM you? It was something about animals. Well, that's pretty ungrateful. Yeah, I would say.

How do I search for like, cause they were verified and I was like, I'm not even going to read this shit. You can search in the, where do they DM you? Instagram. You can, I'll go to top requests. Oh my God. It's not them. Oh my God. Oh, also who the fuck is this?

I don't know, Joe. I can't see what you're seeing. Oh, the aquarium in Mystic, Connecticut. Nice! What'd they say? Okay, hear us out. We're not Copenhagen, but we are having an Influencer Night on August 26th, and you guys should come. Influencer Night? I'd rather be dragged by horses. I'm sorry. If you had just said we're having from, like, come, we'll open it for you. Yeah. Influencer Night sounds like I would rather be dragged by horses, but this sounds cool. They have a penguin meet and greet.

At the Mystic Aquarium? Have you ever been? No. I have been by it. I haven't been in it. Great. Great. Just great. Apparently, it's a great aquarium. I also have a family that lives in Mystic. I can't find it. Oh, is it in Partnerships? I don't even know what this is. I don't know, bro. Can't find it. Come on. I'll go to PETA and then check messages with them. Oh,

PETA I need to know what they were mad at us for They weren't mad Oh they were supporting us? I don't I don't want that Oh here it is I don't want them to be happy with us Oh there's something about Oh never mind This has nothing to do with the show Oh They were messaging me Cause they were like They're raising awareness For like The horse carriages In Manhattan Okay okay okay Which I feel bad for those horses But I also want to ride it What? Ride a horse? No like being in the carriage

Oh. They're raising awareness for horses? Yeah, like ban horse carriages. We're aware. Yeah, so it's like... Wait. Oh, there was a dog. Not a dog. A horse that passed out, collapsed on a busy MIC street.

Oh, those horse... I thought you meant in like around the world. I was going to say, aren't there like villages and places around the world that like rely on horse carriage? Like transport goods? Amish people. Yeah, but they're like fake ones though. No, no, no. I've seen... I've seen the Amish too, Joey. I've seen it with my eyes. I've seen. You haven't seen what I've seen. They also have cocktails and mocktails. Where's this? Bowery. Bowery? Bowery? What is that? It's on Bowery. I know what the street is, but what is... I'm not going to give the fucking address. We're doing a whole thing here.

I don't know what your reference. Oh, PETA. PETA, bro. They have cocktails. PETA's having cocktails? Wait a sec. They can drink, bro. What do you think? They're just fucking like, I don't know. I assume that PETA are like, you know, like it's like a cult. It's not going to be, you know, the cocktail is not made out of fucking. If they had a sense of humor, their cocktails would have paint in it. And it'd be like for your fucking whore meat eating throat.

You know how they throw paint on everything? Yeah, they do, don't they? Do they? Is that them? Yeah. I don't know. Who do you think it is? Just like radicals, not PETA. Well, I think PETA's just like, yo. I brought you to the brook, Joey. Now just go a little farther and drink right there. Do you think that PETA is radical? There are... I'm sure there's like... There are people out there... Bad apples, as we like to say. Oh, God, don't get me started. There's some bad apples over at PETA. There are people that are pretty...

Aggressive. Bro, if you're so vegan or PETA that you can't kill a lice, give me a break. Dude, you're not. You're doing it for attention. Let's be very clear about that. You can't help your daughter get rid of her lice because you're vegan? No, she said that she would get rid of them out of her daughter's hair, but she would leave them in her garden. And it's like, that sucks way more. Where do you think they're going to end up tomorrow? Yeah, when have you known lice to be like, you know what? Hmm, a white girl's head or a cucumber?

They're gonna make a clear choice there. Yeah. Suzanne. White girl's head every time. Yeah. Come on. Don't be dumb. These lice want that Becky. That's all they want. If you want... If you... If you want to be nice to the fucking lice, put them on your own head.

Or put them on like the neighbor's head. Give them like real environment. Yeah. Oh, yeah? You don't want to kill them? What do lice eat? Put them on your hair. Your scalp? I think they eat dry skin and your scalp and shit like that. I could use that. Sometimes I just have a wild— You have a lot of dandruff? Yeah. It's so gross. Didn't know you were going to talk about that on the podcast. Why is that? Do you use head and shoulders? I have in the past, yeah. Does it work? Definitely. Really? Yeah. I don't use it all the time because it makes my head feel like—

Cold? Yeah. Because it has like menthol in it. Exactly. So I use it like maybe twice and then I'm like, okay, and it goes away. But then it comes back. I've never used it. I think it's just like a thing. My mom told me I had a lot of cradle cap as a kid. That's everyone has cradle crap. Cradle cap. Not everyone craps in the cradle like you. Well, no, technically everyone does crap in their cradle probably because they were all babies. Yeah. Do you hate when your kids fart? No, I think it's funny and cute.

What age is it gonna be like enough of that? Honestly Ruby has another year How old's your daughter Ruby two and a half three and a half quit it with the farts Ruby ha like now she'll be like reading a book and then she'll fart and she'll literally she'll just go and she'll look back and it's funny and I'm like Ruby and I call her a big a big-time farter. She's a big-time farter It was funny one day she was doing that and she farted and I go Ruby Did you fart and she goes ahead she does the Pauly from The Sopranos laughs. She was hey, and I go Ruby. Oh

You're a farting girl. And she turned around and she went, no. Oh, shit. You know, just because you fart, you're not a farting girl. You know what I'm saying? She's like, say that shit again. She would have swung on me if I gave her the shot. That was crazy. You know? But yeah, this woman with this lice sucks, dude. Yeah, dude. Don't be so vegan or PETA that you can't help your child. Oh, yeah? Eat the lice. That's what I would do.

How's that gonna help them? I would piss her off. Now I wanna make it my mission to piss this woman off. Don't monkeys do that? They eat lice off each other? I think they eat bugs off each other. I don't know about lice, but definitely bugs. The last time I went to the zoo, I saw monkeys doing that. It was so cool. Good.

Because you're like, these aren't real. You ever look at a monkey, dude? You're like, you're not a thing. You're not real. All the time. This is animatronic. All the time, dude. I do it to my dog. So I can't imagine like a thing that's going to walk around and be like human. Dude, have you seen the bears in China? Pandas? No. There's a zoo in China that has just like opened up an exhibit for, I think they're called sun bears. Yeah.

And they stand up on hind legs and walk like humans to the end. And China had to release a statement saying, these are not humans in outfits. These are actual bears. Please look it up. You will not be upset for doing this. I'm telling you. The first time I saw it, I was like, there's no way this is a bear, dude. This is so dangerous for me. Am I looking up like a video or something? Just look up China sun bear. Sun like my son or the sun? No, in the sky. China sun. And see, look at the pictures.

China's Chinese zoo denies its sun bears what right dude? These things are just standing up and they do this is insane. They just standing like just standing up and walking They look like humans that with bad posture and they like talk they'll be like You know how bears be bears am I right folks bears be talking bears be talking that talk ladies be shopping bears be talking Ladies be shopping

28 second ad? Get the fuck out of here. Bro, YouTube, what did you become, dude? Ever since my guy Joe stopped making it everything, you built up YouTube. And ever since you were like, I don't need you as much anymore. I mean, this is on YouTube, so...

I don't even know what you're talking about. There was a video once that I saw. I mean, the one recently that we talked about where the mom was waving, but there's a famous one where like people are on like a school bus or something. They're driving to the woods and there's like multiple bears standing up and like walking around and waving and shit. And I'm like,

I'm serious. Pull over. I'm serious. You really would... I think so. You would be dead. You know how fucking stupid I am? I... When it comes to animals... Don't answer that. When it comes to animals, sometimes I'll see like a vicious dog. Like a dog at the dog park that people don't like.

And you're like, I can save it. No, I just stare at it. And I just go like, this dog will not fuck with me. Because you have... Because we have something. You have something. That's like a connection. Yeah, like it knows that I have like a connection to animals or something. And like, I believe that. Like, that's how stupid I am. Well, you are, yeah. So if a bear waves at me, I'm going to be like, it's accepting me as one of their own. I don't think a bear is ever going to do anything to you besides maul you. Also...

Keep me the fuck away from pandas. Yeah, okay. Because I'm big on pandas right now. If I saw one- Right now. I'm tackling this thing. What's going on right now that you're big in pandas? It's like trending up for me. Like it's like my favorite animal right now. Okay, why? Because I'm just into pandas. Okay. I've been watching a lot of panda content. You know what?

It's funny. People often talk about me as having these insane animal takes. I'm sitting here saying, yeah, I could probably fucking fight a giraffe and win. And you're sitting here saying, are you insane? I'm going to hug a grizzly. Frankie, I'm saying that knowing that it's going to end badly. You think that you can fight a giraffe. Bro, it's one giant throat. All you have to do is just hug it like it's a fucking banana tree and choked. If I gave you weapons, you couldn't beat a giraffe. Bet. Bet.

You, there's no way we can settle this, but fucking, what do you mean weapons? Look at all the people that go into fucking Africa and they hunt giraffe. If you go to the, with guns. Yeah, that's a weapon. All right. Give me, honestly, give me a machete.

Brass knuckles. I hope he does not watching or listening brass knuckles I hope we're gonna punch it in the face punch it in the throat beat the throat into mashed potatoes Okay, Frank now you've gone on to the deep end. There's there's a Exhibit at the Bronx Zoo where you can feed Giraffes oh, I also grab that stupid ass great hunger there's and yank that bitch out No, you won't first of all our tongue is like the strongest fucking muscle in our bodies by ratio

Is that true? Yes. Okay. It's not like... Wait, hold on. Do you think your tongue is stronger than your fucking quads? If your tongue was the same size as your quads, you could lift fucking 800 pounds. I know. It's like ants. You know what I mean? Ants are super strong, but it's because they're so tiny. Well, that's not why they're so strong. They're strong animals, but their fucking per capita strength is they can lift 10 times their own body weight. If your tongue was the size of your biceps, you'd be able to curl a car.

but you can't and it isn't got a strong tongue what can I say but giraffes can't have that strong of a tongue I mean I don't know but you can go there and you can see how big these fucking things are you wouldn't even be able to choke it oh and then here comes Joey I am going to see a bear and hug it and it'll love me and I'll stare it in the eyes and we have a connection I do think that stupid I can acknowledge that you're stupid yes okay do it again say I am stupid again no because now you're bullying me I'm not

I'm not. Don't do that. All right. Well, it's too hot in here. Let's just fucking end this thing. It is a little hot. Yeah, Frank, where can they find you? FAlvarez885 on Twitter, TheFrankAlvarez on Instagram, and all other forms of social media. Then go check out Patreon, patreon.com slash TheBasementYard. Thank you for getting us over 25,000. For those of you guys that don't know, we are in the process of digitizing. Some of our earliest fans and oldest fans will know of something called the 48th Street Files.

They're the first videos Joey and I had recorded when we started doing this stuff literally 15 years ago. So maybe even longer than that. So thank you for 25,000. We are going to have those up whenever we can for you guys. And go check it out, patreon.com slash TheBasementYard. Joe, did I say 15,000? Thank you for that too. I meant 25. Yeah. You guys can go follow me at JoeSanagato. Go follow the show at TheBasementYard on TikTok and Instagram. And that is all. See you guys next time. This shirt is so sucky.