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Happens when there's so much that happens. Well, hello and welcome to Watch What Crappens, a podcast for all that crap we love to talk about on Yield Brobs. Guys, hi. Hi, I'm Ronnie. That's Ben over there. Hi, Benuni. Hi, how are you? I'm doing so great. I'm in the car office today. Today they're putting up a fence.

And I have a front row view to watch them put up a fence. So that's what I'm going to be doing during this recap. And if some of you are like, wow, is that putting up a fence more exciting than Real Housewives of New York City? Sometimes. What can I tell you? But here we are. And both things are wonderful. I'm grateful for both things, both the Real Housewives of New York and these fence people. Ben, what's going on with you today?

Well, I am also grateful for your Fences. Good Fences make good neighbors, right? Isn't that what they say? Fences is also a great August Wilson play, although a little bit depressing. And a very good adaptation of a film as well. Also, it's the second half of the title of a great TV show starring your nemesis, Kathy Baker.

That's true. Yeah. Yes. One of our first bonding points was over picket fences. Yes. Great, great show that I think younger generations are not aware of because it doesn't seem to exist anywhere on TV. But we're keeping the younger generations here right now. I'll tell you that. Let me tell you something.

If we need to talk about Costas Mandalore, I'm here. So I, is that was his name? Costas Mandalore? Was it Costas Mandalore? I don't know, but you missed your chance. So everybody, welcome to the show. Today is a super exciting day because we're all here. We're all here together. Okay. You can watch us on video over at patreon.com. That's also where you get our bonus episode. Sorry, I'm just laughing because I'm such a mouthful. I'm so sorry.

I'm laughing because I just remembered, I just had a sudden flashback of going to a bar once in Hollywood and Casas Mandalore was actually there. And my friend took a photo with him. Great story. You should put that in your book. Who was like, I got to get a photo with Casas Mandalore. Definitely put that in your book. It was my friend Michelle, who you know. So you can now imagine the entire image. Yeah.

Okay, so Patreon is where you get the videos, the episodes. It's also where you get... You're seeing it. You're seeing Michelle, who we went to Ireland with. It's just your celebrity stories are always the best celebrities. You're like, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. So, one time, I was on an escalator, and I saw Kathy Baker.

Awesome. Then what happened? Who was really exciting? I think a story about how you saw Costas Mandalore at a bar and then your friend said, I need to take a photo with him. I think that's enough of a story because I think the Costas Mandalore of it does all the heavy lifting.

That's true. And also, I love his world market. I go there all the time. Okay, so, yes. So, go to Patreon for video. Also, if you don't want to pay for Patreon, we totally... First of all, Patreon is annoying because... Sorry, Patreon. But the way we set up... Great selfish. We set up in the very beginning...

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So that and also the bonuses right now are below deck sailing yacht. We've got too much on the schedule. We move that one over. Not because it's the least or the worst or whatever, but we still love it. It still gets full. Fantastic recaps. It's just something had to go. And that was it. Well, that's over there. Other shows are already in the like they're already midseason and that one's just starting up.

Right. So go over there to get those. And also, if you don't want to pay for Patreon, all of our videos become free for everybody one week later over on YouTube. So if you want to get a sampling or you just want to spend a Saturday cleaning and having our big heads bobble around on your TV bullshitting about housewives, go watch all of our YouTube videos. You are going to fucking love it, people. Okay, let's get into it. That's enough Costas and... Mandalore.

A grandisement.

And yet I'm enjoying her. I'm actually also on her side. But what I'm even enjoying more is that last season when we had our reboot, there were, I swear to God, AI bots on Twitter that were like, yes, Brynn is everything. Brynn is mother. You know, like whatever her tagline was about like, make me mad, I'll date your dad.

Everyone was like, that is iconic. Oh my god, the new cast is amazing. She's so great. And I was always like, I find her to be relatively annoying. And at times, I think she can be actually a really great housewife. But a lot of times, I find her to be annoying. I'm so relieved that when I went onto Twitter last night to see what people are saying about the show...

Everyone has finally come around and everyone's like, she's the worst. She's so annoying. She's so, they're like, she's just like sex kitten or like spoiled brat. And I am, I love that you're relieved that someone's getting so much internet. I have to say I, um, and I'm not just being contrary for fun and just because I'm a Mary and cause it rhymes, but because, um, I actually, I find I like her. I mean, I liked her last year and I like her this year. I think she's exactly the same as she was last year. I think my biggest shock is,

is that everyone's acting like, oh, Brynn sucks now. Brynn has not changed. She has not changed. Like, at all. She's exactly the same as she was last year, so I'm confused as to why people... I guess what you're saying is that it was probably bots or something. But aren't we kind of as gays sometimes bots? Because I feel like sometimes we're like that, where we're just like, yes, we all read each other's Instagram. We're like, oh my god, we like this today. I guess the whole world is like that. Not just the gays. I'm just a gay, so that happens to be my feed. But I...

I was reading a thread the other day of someone going off on how much they hate Brynn, and everyone was totally dogpiling on. And then a gay came in there. He's like, whatever. She's gay-coded. We don't need you to like her. She is mother. She is—like, literally, it was like we're always joking about. She is mother. She is icon. And I thought, well, good for the gay—you know, we'll hold on for someone we love. You know, we will—

Of course. We'll definitely hang on. I don't know that she's one of my gay icons, but I enjoy Bran, and I actually feel bad for her that she's getting so much hate right now. I feel bad. I don't think she's done anything to deserve it. I'm not cheering that she's getting hate. I don't want... I actually, believe it or not, as much as we will shit on people, I really... I do... I am aware that these people are humans, and I don't...

I do kind of feel bad the idea that someone opens up their internet and their Twitter and then they're just like, people are like, I hate you. You know, like, I'm not cheering that she is receiving hate. I'm cheering that people are finally realizing, you know, like, well, there's not like, it's just like,

there's not much there there, you know? Except there is there there, actually. That's what's frustrating, is that there is there there, but she just masquerades it in this sort of like annoying put-on persona. And when she drops it, she's just so much more compelling. And so I just, I'm glad that I feel like last year, everyone's like, oh my gosh, she's like talking about sex. And she has a funny tagline. She's like, mother, she's iconic. And I'm like,

no, she's like annoying and moronic. I don't know. I like her. I find her charming. And she does do the, you know, whole like, she does do that whole thing, but she does it well, I have to say. And all of the people that do it, she does the caricature pretty well. So I like her. And also I feel bad because, you know, I know, we know, everybody knows that

That she's so sensitive. Like, she literally will come on and comment, not on our page, but on other things, being like, oh, hang on, why are we, you know, getting pissy, or how dare you call me a sugar mama, or a sugar baby, or whatever. Like, every, she reads it, and she gets upset. So, I don't know, I feel kind of bad for her. But at the same time, meh. Also, you know, she's kind of a mystery that's already been solved. Yeah.

So it's weird. And I'm so sorry to bring this back to a CBS old person show. But you know those CBS old person mysteries they still play? They make like Elsbeth. Elsbeth is like a character from The Good Wife. And it's just like a quirky lady that no one ever sees her coming because she's just a lady. So she's always underestimated. I think those are so cute. Like I love Elsbeth as a character in all this. And I watched that. But they have this thing where they...

It's one of those where they show you the murderer at the beginning. Why are you laughing? Because I'm talking about Elsbeth. I can't wait to see how you're going to draw a parallel between Brynn and Elsbeth on CBS. So Elsbeth. So they show you the killer at the very beginning. And it's hard to stay involved in it because you already know who the killer is. And it's watching the killer try to get. And a lot of them do that now so they don't have to write a compelling mystery. You know, a lot of the mystery shows do that.

And Brynn is like that. I mean, in season one, she totally came on. She's like, oh, my God, I'm just a girl. Nobody sees me coming. And then she gave away her whole thing. She's like, you know, sometimes I overplay the cutesy sexy thing because I have daddy issues and abandonment issues.

And I was like, oh, okay. So now it's like watching the rest of the episode of Elsmeth. It's like still kind of the same cute character, but I already know the mystery. Like there's nothing more there. You know what I mean? Like bring me the Kathy Bates Matlock. That's what I'm saying. No, not the Kathy Bates Matlock. It's not good. I loved it. Really? I didn't. I was really. I didn't like it. I think.

We're just going to talk about all the CBS shows. No, no, that's it. Add another thing. Blue Bloods. I'm done. Yeah, I'm done. I just think that – I think if I could articulate my position maybe more clearly, it's not that I'm happy that she's receiving hate. I'm just happy that I feel like people are seeing through the Emperor's new clothes a little bit.

No, I get you. I get you. You don't have to explain. You're clear. No, it's just for people who are listening who might still, you know. I was like, she's a moron. She's really not a moron. I think she's actually very smart. Welcome to our show. We're going to be doing it the rest of the episode. So don't worry. Anyway, Kostas Mandalore. What an actor. We open at Kostas Mandalore's house. Okay, so we open at Aaron's Hampton's home. Now, while we're talking, you know, about the nitty gritty of this show, not even doing a recap yet.

Why have they chosen this as their tentpole? Like, hey, guys, this is just like Dorinda's Berkshires. No, it's not. It's nothing like the Berkshires. The last trip to the Hampsteads was so fucking lame. It was terrible. It was one of the worst things we'd ever seen on Housewives. One of the worst trips we'd ever seen. And so you decided to do it again. And I mean, just...

Just to show you how it goes along with the cast. Aaron's like, hey, everyone. It's totally different now. Look at my different kitchen. And they show the before and after. It's the same fucking thing, Aaron. I know. It was like one marble swapped out for another. I sat there. I put it on pause. And I looked at the two side by side. And I was like, this is...

almost an identical kitchen but also like uh i mean who else has a house out there jenna i think has a house but she's never gonna let all these monsters in there and who else has a house does anyone else have a house out there maybe i don't know becky minkoff squint palace but i don't know from last year it looked like only um aaron and jenna so it has to be aaron by default

So sad. Yeah, but why do they have to do it? You know what I mean? Go somewhere else. So it's just like, don't return to the scene of the crime, I guess is my point. I do think it's appropriate that Erin lives in a place called Sag Harbor because that really just represents her personality sometimes. Sagging Harbor. Drag Harbor would be fun, I guess. Yeah, Drag Harbor would be too. Sagging Harbor is just like a sad place where you end your fun...

You have to come back to the harbor. Normally harbors are beautiful and wonderful, but when you say Sag Harbor in the context of Aaron's personality, it's just like the worst aspects of a harbor. Yeah. Just...

sadness and strange smells. Erin is the worst harbor, for sure. She's the worst harbor. She's the harbor that they show during hurricane footage. Like, look at those boats. She's a saggy harbor. There's always a newscaster standing knee-deep in Erin on a hurricane. There's always a newscaster standing at the edge of Erin with an umbrella saying, there's still people out here! They've told everyone to evacuate! Yeah.

Okay, so she's on the phone with Abe and she's like, you know, I'm really making an effort this time because everybody was so upset last time about the food.

So now there's food and then we see the counter and there's a cornucopia of charcuterie. And then there's like a tray of like Subway sandwiches and stuff. Yeah, it was admittedly. I clocked that food before she even said it. I said, oh, she brought the food this time. She's like, I'm not I'm not going to let these people take me down.

There was a lot of food. It must be so weird to be in the middle of something that you just don't understand that well. It's like me just standing in the middle of a room. It's like me standing in a gym, basically. Let's face it. It's like me standing around with all the workout equipment. It's like when Casas Mandalore auditioned for Elspeth. It's like, well, it's not really your lane. He auditioned for the title character. It was weird. Yeah.

So the helicopter silliness, Bram's like, oh my god. Bram's like, oh my god, I had champagne, but then I spilled the champagne. I'm wet. I'm wet. I'm wet now. You made me wet. What is Jenna here?

So while she's soaking up all that champagne, then Psy and Uba are driving and they're having some sort of like, I can't tell if this is real banter or like, look, we're having fun banter. But they are driving and Uba apparently on her side has spry heat and Psy is really upset. She's like, why are you going to do that?

you have to heat so high up there why are you gonna i can't drive it's too hot i'm gonna pass out on the highway you're a terrible driver i'm gonna give you zero stars how could you i need the heat so then um there is a game between them uh called hangry yes and thank you by the way thank you producers this is what we call growth

So I brought this gag game or I think she actually later said it was her lunchbox. So it may have actually been her lunchbox, whatever it was. It was a box that said hangry on it. It was in the center console. And the producers spared us like a moment where she like held it up and did like a whole interview thing. We're like, this is my thing for hangry. I was like, thank you for just like letting it be there in the background and we could just move on. Yeah. Unlike this moment right now.

Yeah, because this cast acts like they've been on for 20 years where they're already doing the greatest hits. You know how The Real Housewives of New York regular went on that trip show or whatever, and everything was like, whoa, you know what? I support other women. Oh,

Right, everybody? Do you remember when I said that? Hey, everybody. Turtle time. Okay. And they're like, oh, my God, that's hilarious. And Luann would just be like, hey, girls, let's be cool. Don't be all uncool. Am I right? And they just, like, did all their greatest hits. And this cast is already doing it. It's only your second year. You guys don't get a fucking clue. This isn't a cabaret in Branson. You know what I mean? We're not, like, celebrating your career. Yeah. Yeah.

Also, something that really caught my eye was that for some reason, Psy had an enormous pot in the backseat.

It was never explained. She's ready to cook. She's ready to fucking cook if she needs to over there. Wouldn't you? I mean, psychosis. Psychosis? That's not what I mean. What is it when you do the same thing over and over and expect different results? Insanity. That's what insanity is. She's bringing a fucking pot. It's like watching this show. It'll be funny this time.

Actually, no. For real, I do think it's better this season. It's making me laugh. I'm enjoying it. I will say this. Even though last season I thought was a monstrosity, I had so much fun recapping it. We cracked ourselves up all of last season. So that's not nothing. Anyway, so let's talk more about this pot. So Uva's arm hurts because she's stressed. And she's stressed because she has a hot, rich boyfriend now.

I mean, you just can't fucking win in the world. You know what I mean? I feel like God is sitting up there like, can I do anything right? Is anybody just fucking happy anymore? I sent you all that you gave a shit about in your life. A hot, rich person. And you're still bitching? Your arm hurts? Really? Because you have to paint a room? She's like, oh my God, but he's letting me paint a room. That's so much pressure. It's not. Okay? You can paint a room if he doesn't like it. He'll hire someone else.

else to paint over it it's not really that big a video classic stress arm that's what happens oh god i must be worried oh no i have a room to paint in greenwich connecticut ah my stress arm is acting up so she's like it's so sweet but i'm also like are you trying to lock me in this gate i mean that is a concern i suppose that's a good gate it's a good gate though it's a good gate yeah you know get locked what do they call it when you're in like a

Some like diamond crusted birdcage. There's a phrase for like when you're like locked in. Yeah, a gilded cage. Gilded cage. Yeah. So it sounds like a bar they'd go to. We're going to gilded cage tonight. So Say is like, well, this is my new problem is, you know,

You get opportunities and then you freak out and then you want to throw them away. And like, I just want you to surrender sometimes. And Uber's like, yes, why not? I'm so grateful for Oliver. You know, his feet is the most, he has the most beautiful feet. And then she talks about his feet and rubbing them and how they smell and all the stuff that really makes for compelling TV.

You're talking about feet now? That is disgusting. What are you talking about feet? What are you doing with his feet? That is disgusting. I'm not going to be able to eat anymore. Just kidding. It's my storyline. What are we kidding? Yeah. Starts, like, shoving, like, gummy worms in her mouth. So then we go to Jessel, Rebecca, and Brynn coming to the house. Everyone...

Everyone's like, oh my god, you look so great. Where'd you get your clothes? Oh my god, where'd you get your clothes? Oh my god, where did you get your fucking clothes? It's time for a commercial. It's time for a Crappin's commercial.

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Yeah, so we see these canoes of charcuterie on her island. And then this is where they're pointing out that, like, oh my god, you redecorated! And we see this side by side, and the white backsplash is now white with some dark veining in it. The faucet has gone from having a certain sort of arc in it to a very similar arc in it. Like, everything is basically the same.

It's basically the equivalent of Aaron's haircut last week. He's like, oh my God, I'm getting my haircut. I'm a new person. So Jaisal's like, listen, Miss Interior Designer, stepped it up. And here we have a brand new spanking kitchen. I mean, there's like a new cabinet situation and sink taps. I mean, who doesn't want a sink tap? I mean, I'd rather have a sink tap for a husband than a parvatt, that's for sure.

So then they start having drinks and Rebecca... Becky...

That's what we call her. We know her now. We totally know her. Because we've known her for two episodes. So Becky's like, I'll have something non-alcoholic. And Brent's like, oh my God, don't do this to me. Please, don't do this to me. I mean, why are you like this? And she says, oh, I just wake up with the worst headaches. I really do. I'm just swollen. And we've got a couple of people to investigate and try and...

oust them from their families for leaving the church. So I've really got to have my head in the game this weekend. I'm waiting for a lot of calls. I'm sorry, did I say that out loud? Totally secret. Everything's totally secret.

So then Uba and Sai arrive, and then Jess is like, what happened to Raquel? And Aaron's like, wait, wait. I heard the story about driving up here with Raquel. I called her. And then we see a flashback of Raquel telling Aaron she's driving alone because Sai and Uba wouldn't give up the front seats for her because she gets car sick. So, of course, Aaron is going to go announce this to everyone because that's what she does.

And she's like, so I heard you guys wouldn't give up your car seat. You guys would let her sit in the front. And so I said, what do you mean about? Which, by the way, what I didn't understand is besides the driver, how could she? How would she? Like, she should not be on the line for giving up her seat because she's driving, you know? Yeah. But, I mean, I think it's a front seat thing because I have people in my family who,

My nieces, why lie? They're both like, oh my God, I'm so carsick. And so they always have to fight over the front seat. Like who's going to be more carsick? Because they know ever since they were little girls, if you're carsick, you get the front seat. I mean, my sister, when she was still married to my, uh,

brother-in-law would sit in the back seat so her kid could sit in the front i was like what the fuck is going on oh she's carsick i said that is such bullshit that is such a new thing that everybody's fucking carsick i'm sorry it's an epidemic of carsick people i've never heard it in my life suddenly everybody's carsick and they have to sit in the front seat no you're a fucking diva okay i'm not saying carsickness doesn't exist but it doesn't exist at this level

There's nothing in the water supply that is making everybody fucking car sick. Come on. I'm not falling for it. And this is a bad sign for this chick that she's already like, I'm car sick. I'm car sick. I can't take it. Oh, get the fuck out of here, diva. Okay. Can't you find gluten to be allergic to or something else, something that everybody else is jumping on? Does it have to be car sickness? Does it have to affect my seating in the car? Is she helicopter sick also? And also, by the way, if I see her not in the front seat,

of a car this rest of the season we will i'm gonna say something see something say something see something say and also i already feel people typing it out if you're like if you if i get any emails like of course thing this is real how dare you i have it i'm not saying that you can't have it i'm saying look around you and tell me that like 70 of the population is suddenly carsick for for no reason get the fuck out of here here comes the email dear ronnie

I first of all, I say this with love. I'm such a huge fan of yours. But when you went on about car sickness, I felt like that was so insensitive. I can't even hold a matchbox car without wanting to vomit. It is real. Yes, it's going to happen. You know, it's going to be like, you know, when you were talking about Republicanism and car sickness. Okay, just pick a lane, you know? Well, that's the problem. People are changing lanes too much. Yeah, it's making me vomit.

Um, so, uh, anyway, so Raquel, Raquel, this is a terrible angle for my breasts. I'm going to change my angle. By the way, the irony of you ranting about people being in the front seat while you were literally recording for the front seat of your car. Fuck. Yeah. And if my niece came in here, like, I'm sorry, you have to record the backseat or I'll throw up. I'll be like, throw up. Okay. Just do it. Throw up. So I at least have proof for once in my life that you're really carsick. Everybody's fucking carsick. Her dogs are probably carsick too.

Uh, probably actually. Um, do you get car sick on motorcycles by the way?

Is that possible? That would be terrible, right? That's really the worst place to get car sick. Maybe you're just allergic to something at that point. So anyway, so she didn't come. She didn't ride with them because she gets quote unquote car sick. She also didn't take the helicopter because I don't know why not. I think it's fair to say she just doesn't really like anyone in the cast yet. So she just wants to be by herself. That's what that's what my takeaway is.

Yeah, I think when you're really rich and you have a luxury car, the thought of spending all this time driving with a bunch of people you don't really know in the backseat, like having girl time may not be her thing just yet. You know, she needs to warm up. But also, you just try to cast to people. So you need to show the fuck up and get in the car. No one's going to get to know you driving alone, listening to your book on tape that you still have to return to the Cracker Barrel a year later and then pay a $90 fee for. June. June.

So Aaron, she's like, sorry, I need to see what happens with Paul. I did finish June, by the way, in case anyone was wondering. Oh, yeah. I finished it when we were in Europe. Remember, I was so excited. And then I tried to donate it to various bookshops and no one would take it.

They're like, I'm sorry, this is the most difficult book ever. We don't want to put even the people that buy discount books through this. Well, I also was like, oh, here's a place for used books. So I walked in and all the books were like from 1612 because it's London. You know, in America, the old books are like from 1988. Like Rush Limbaugh. Well, no, if you could have seen this man in his sweater looking at me when I was like, do you accept donations? And I thrust forward.

My copy of Dune, my paperback copy of Dune, which had been like wrinkled from being carried around in my bag for so many months. It's like this pop culture thing. And every book in there is dusty and old and leather bound. And this fuddy-duddy looks at you like, I'm sorry, we will not take that. I will not take it. Unfortunately. And you're also American. Please leave. Well, don't say I didn't try, Costas.

So, um, Uba and Brynn come in, or Uba and What's-Her-Bun's come in, and, uh, Psy, and they're like, but where's, where's Raquel? Is Raquel coming? And so they're talking about all that. You already said this part. And Psy's like, oh my god, what the fuck? I've literally been here for two seconds and I'm feeling awkward with Brynn as it is and now I have an issue with Raquel? Jesus! Makes me not want to eat ever! Just kidding. I mean, who am I kidding? I'm angry. It's right here. Trademark. Brynn.

Brynn's like, is she like crying in her car, driving here and listening to a podcast? I'm like, that sounds like a great time to me personally. Yeah.

I know, I love that she gets a podcast diss in there. Oh my god, it's like crying listening to podcasts, like sad people do. Like driving a long distance by yourself is like the time to cry and listen to things. Fuck yeah. This is my dream. I go to the HomeGoods in Glendale just so I can have time to sit there and listen to a fucking podcast in my car. I love it. Yeah.

So shout out to everyone who's listening to us on the LIE. Yeah. Especially the Hampton special gold star.

So let's see. So I was like, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute. Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. Okay, hold on, hold on. I've got evidence here. All right, look, it's a phone. It says, look, I said we're driving. She said, hi, do you have room for one more? I said, let's ride. You're going to have to meet me at the house, though. She says, what time? I said, 930. We're driving. She says, my only problem is I get really car sick. I might have to drive.

That's it. I said, can you take Dramamine? Non-drowsy ones. Does that work for you? Car sickness is the worst. Get some Dramamine. And she's like, see, I told her she could come. I'm like, yeah, but to someone who's very delicate. I mean, this lady's like, I'm an artist and I collect art. And I read, I told you in the first recap, I read her bio on something. It's like, one of the first queer artists of the blah, blah, blah. The way she talks about herself. She's very, she seems very self-serious.

And when you're telling someone who's very self-serious that they just need to stop and get some Dramamine, they're not going to take that well. They're going to be like, oh, well, I guess it's just, I guess that's all I had to do. It's not a serious condition that I'm dealing with. I'll drive myself. Thank you very much. Yeah. So, I mean, that looks like, I was like, this looks like pretty, you know, pretty damning evidence that, yeah,

that there was never any request to sit in front seat. So then, um, yes. So then, uh, so I was like, yeah, I never heard back. So that's weird. Um, so they just, they're talking about this and, um, and you know, it's not like you left without her. I mean, why is she acting like that? Like, yeah, yeah. What's the, what's going on? What's going on? It was like, oh my God, you believe this telephone. Yeah.

This is a foreshadowing of Uba's later meltdowns. There's something about her and telephones on vacations that really makes her go wild. Telephones are a trigger for sure. And Aaron's like, I just felt really bad that everyone's driving separately. And then Jenna drove alone too. And so I was like, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. What's the room situation? All right. Let's just get to that. Let's get to that while these self-drivers are still trying to get here. Jesus Christ.

So then we see footage of Psy getting stuff out of her car. Like she's getting like a rack. She's bringing out her pot, you know, like actual cooking pot. And then Jenna shows up like, hi Jenna and everything. And everyone's sort of showing up. And then Brennan's being like cutesy with Jenna and stuff. And then, you know, then Brynn is asking if everything's good with Uba because she's like, she was like bumped out about like the fighting or whatever. Um,

and Ubo just was like saying that it's been a tough three months. And Prince was like, no, by the way, I was really upset when I found out you left your party, you know? It's a really uninteresting conversation, let's be honest.

I'm sitting here reading it, and I'm like, what is... Brynn's basically like, well, I left because everyone was yelling at me. And she's like, but it was your party. She goes, yeah, but I do want to make up with Psy. I don't want to fight with Psy. I love Psy. Okay, I just don't want to bring it up right now. Can you barter that? Can you barter that? Can you trade me for someone that Psy likes? So then, meanwhile, Raquel arrives, and Psy's like, wait, Raquel!

why didn't you want to come with us? And she's like, oh, well, because, you know, I couldn't sit in the back and I would have gotten really sick and the Dramamine just would have been crazy. And Sam's like, but why didn't you ask? She's like, well, when I said, you know, I would have to drive, you were like, oh, you can take Dramamine. So I was like, okay. She's like,

Well, I thought you were going to drive your own car. You want to drive my car? Are you serious? Oh, okay. All right. Well, I didn't know you wanted to drive my car. I thought you mentioned you could drive your own car. You could drive. I'll drive. You could drive your own car. You might need to drive your car as well. Or maybe she was saying, I'll come pick you guys up and I'll drive. But she didn't say that. So I think it's totally reasonable that Psy interpreted it the way she did. And I think that Raquel...

And that was, I think it's a little pretty shady that she then calls up Aaron and said they wouldn't give up the seats for me so I had to drive alone. I was like, that is a leap.

Well, I think she just, I think she's sensitive. I'm going to stick with my original thing that she got sensitive about her being like, just take some Dramamine. I think she was like, okay, well, I guess these people are not going to be sensitive to my needs. So I will be finding my own transportation. But we'll see because she doesn't say it. She's just like, okay. And then she drops it. She's like, misunderstanding, you know? And I'm like, you're not going to last. Okay.

Because you drive alone and now you're not going to have a fight when you were probably being sensitive. So I need more from you. I'm going to say that right now. I'm going to say that right now. Make an effort.

Probably for the rest of the season. So then Brynn is, so Uba's trying to now facilitate a Brynn and Sai kind of moment. And so she's like saying, are you going to talk to Sai, to Brynn? And Brynn's like, well, I'm trying, Uba, because I'd rather do it sooner because I don't want to be awkward. I just want to fucking have friends with us, you know? But like, I don't want to come back like with anger. I do come back wet. Yeah.

So then Uba's like, well, what would you say? And the thing about Uba is she's saying all this. She's making Brynn talk about it. But then later she's going to act like, oh, my God, no one will stop talking to me about it. You're literally making her talk to you.

You're kind of forcing the issue. Like, what are you going to say? Why did you leave? Why are you? You're kind of doing the arguing for Psy. And then you're mad that everybody's dragging you into it. It's weird. So then she's, Psy comes over and basically they call her into a talk. Right. And so Uba keeps everybody else away. And she's like, hi, Winnie Poopoo.

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I just, I want us to be friends, and, like, I want this to go really very quickly, and, like, I don't want you to feel, like, upset at me for any way that I've hurt you, and I just, I just want to be, like, can I say, I just want to say, like, that all the ways, for all the ways that I've hurt you, like, truly to God, like, I think you've expressed into me, and, like, I'm just, like, really sorry, and, like, I don't want to hurt you, like,

So Sia's like, I really appreciate your apology, but I feel like you never even heard my side. So again, like we're kind of like brushing things and my feelings under the rug and you never even heard me talk to you. Like I was furious in your body.

Well, you know, I really appreciate that you invited me there, but like Jenna told me that you told her that I hate her. I hate her. Like she said, I hate her. And so like, I'm like, what were your intentions by saying that?

And she goes, okay, Jenna. And she calls Jenna to come in. Oh, my God. Jenna doesn't need to be there to clarify anything. Cy, you said you don't like Jenna. You admitted to Jenna's face that you don't like Jenna. Brynn, you did go tell someone some fucking gossip and tried to start some shit. Why are you guys...

still fighting over this. Why? I don't understand why the conversation is not... You know what? I never said that I hated Jenna. I said that she annoyed me and I've gotten over it and I've talked to Jenna about it, but it frustrates me that if I told you that in a cone of trust when I was venting that you went and told Jenna that felt like a betrayal. Just say that. Right. It's not even about the actual situation. Bryn can just say,

I understand that, but she was hearing it from all ends. So like, I happen to be one of many people. So like, yeah, probably shouldn't have done that. But just so you know, like when you talk shit about people, it's going to get back to them. And that's what, which is basically what Jenna does. She's like, Oh my God, like,

So Jenna comes and she's like, uh-oh. Hi. Oh, God. Hi. Hi. It's me, Jenna. Oh, I don't know. Am I on TV? Are those cameras on? This is so awkward. And Sai's like, okay, I said, Jenna, who told you that I hate you? And she goes, oh, well, I didn't specifically call Brynn. I didn't say Brynn. I didn't say the word Brynn. She goes, you did, Jenna. You did. Nope. Nope. Nope.

I don't say the word Brynn. And then we see her say at the party, this girl over here. And she shrugs. She kind of shrugs her shoulder and points behind her. So technically, she did not say the word Brynn. And if this season is going to come down to people squabbling over one word. It will. I'm going to have a problem. Okay. You said it, Jenna. You fucking said it, too. Now you're full of shit, too. That didn't take you long. And.

And she's like, you know, listen, the number of people who have given me feedback and said to me that you've said things about me, like, it's just out of control. Well, I understand that. But Brynn was one of them. Well, I'm not saying that she wasn't one of them. But I certainly didn't highlight or call her out. And if I did, I don't remember that.

And she's like, well, you did do that. Yeah, she goes, you did. And then she tells us, bitch, listen, what can you do with an old lady who can't remember anything? She is so wrong for that. She's so wrong. Like, Jenna's only like seven years older than Cy. Yeah. She's so wrong for that. But also, I love that she's like, I wouldn't say anything like that. Why would I? Fucking old lady. Stupid old lady. Yeah.

crazy old lady who has plenty of weirdness originals what am I gonna do Peter what'd you say you watch Elizabeth this isn't a Kathy Bates show you fucking idiot pay attention so she's like what am I gonna do Peter Wap until she remembers I mean I gotta let it go I'm not the problem okay you're the problem Brynn you're the problem

No, you're also the problem because you're going around saying, I hate Jenna. Also, I find it funny that everybody hates Jenna, but nobody will just say, Jenna, we don't like you. And Jenna does not... Jenna seems like nervous and all that. Or not nervous anymore. She's more confident, but she seems like...

I don't know, less star quality or diva-like than the rest of them in a lot of ways. But I love that Jenna's just like, okay, so basically you're saying everybody here hates me. Okay, well, that's fine. Can I get back to the charcuterie? Sounds great. Literally just bought a $250,000 car, so. Yeah, sorry, I'm

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Brynn's like, did I ever say this? Did I say that Psy hates you? And Jenna's like, well, you know, just that she's talked shit about me. Which, you know, by the way, it's come back to me from so many different people. And it's also on TV. And so, you know, but Brynn's like, so when you told me on multiple occasions Psy's talking shit about me, people in my circle say Psy's talking shit about me. So after like... And she starts... Brynn actually starts to explain what...

her reasoning but then sai interrupts she's like oh then you add it in and brin's like well she's like you're gonna make this about like oh you can just jump over the fact that blah blah and they just start to bicker in a whole different direction now right what brin says actually makes sense that jenna was saying i keep hearing that everyone hates me and uh this girl was like yeah it's true

Sorry. Whatever. And that conversation sounds a lot less damning, for sure, on Brynn's part. But, you know, we know it's not because they all gossip. So that's the problem. Like, you can't get mad about this petty shit if you're all going to do it. We're going to be here all day, you know. So then Brynn's like, OK, I'm sorry. Aaron comes now. Now Aaron comes. Or no, Aaron. Si's talking to Aaron.

Well, no, Erin's sort of sitting in there and trying to mediate, and she's really not doing a good job. And Brynn's doing this whole thing of like, okay, wow, so like 70 people talk shit about Jenna, say that you hate her, and then I'm the 71st one, so oh my goodness. And...

then saw it and was like, why are you so rude? And... It was so funny that this whole fight evolved into everybody hates her. Literally, everybody hates Jenna. Why am I the one in trouble? Well, so what? So everybody hates her, but I didn't use the word hate. Everybody else did. I just used the word old lady, stupid piece of shit face that I hate. God, I just said it, didn't I? But back then, I didn't. Uh-huh.

Well, guess what? I took the bus for the first time since I was in my 20s because I'd lost my purse. And even the bus driver was like, oh my god, are you on that show? I hate that Jenna. What an idiot. I mean, everybody hates her. So Jenna basically is like, Brynn and Sy have some core wounds that they need to heal. I healed mine by buying a $250,000 Bentley.

I was like, how much do I owe Aaron and multiply that by a hundred thousand or a thousand? So she goes, it doesn't matter whether I told you or Aaron or Aaron told me, it's actually not the point. The fact of the matter is I said it got around great. Like who cares?

you're the one who said it. I didn't say it, dude. So she just keeps going on and she's like talking about all the people that hate her. And she goes, and so I said it. We were at Casa Chuparani. Is that what it's called? Casa Chuparani. Casa Chuparani. Casa Chuparani.

Oh, it says Chuparani. I was like, wow, sounds good to me. Pass those orders around. That means go suck Ronnie. I'm a winner in this situation. Kasa, how... Fuck, suck Ronnie. Brynn is like, listen, if you had told me you hated Jenna, I would have been like, Jenna, guess what? Si said it. Because we were on Kasa's Brianna and she said it. Because, you know, I love to stir the pot. Trust me. I would have fucking told her. I would have. Okay, I didn't say it.

So this just keeps going on and on and on. And so she's just, I'm fast forwarding because I can't. I think that actually that point actually gets through to Saw. And she goes, okay, okay. I accept that then. I accept that. She's like, okay, okay. That's great. Like, I get it. And then Brynn goes, yeah, and you're forgiven for screaming at me because of something you thought I said. And she goes, I'm forgiven? I didn't ask for your forgiveness. She's like, I'm not sorry about that. I

I love streaming on your face. Yeah, she goes, I don't regret anything. And Brent's like, oh, lord knows you didn't. She goes, yeah, I don't regret it. And Aaron's like, guys, stop. This is getting worse. I have charcuterie. I know it was a lot of money, but don't worry. I have a Bitcoin I can cash out. Oh, wait. Oh.

Oh, so, um, so I was like, we're great here and just stop. So, so I was like, uh, you know, you're not even listening to what happened. What made me feel this way? You know, all you want to do is stick a pacifier in my mouth and tell me we're cool and then have fun with me. Well, that's toxic and I'm good. I'm good. I mean, Brynn, Brynn, I do think that like opening up like a conversation and starting with like whatever it is that I did, I'm sorry for it.

It's not a great look. You need to like that. Classic terrible apology. She's like, I mean, listen, if there's anything I cannot apologize for specifically right now, I would love to do that. It's like, I don't want to hear what I did wrong. Just take my apology so we can move on. Yes. I was like, no, I want to tell you what you did wrong.

Yeah. You have to apologize for what you did, not just that somebody reacted in a way that you didn't like to it. I'm so sorry you can't control your emotions about the completely nothing I did to you. It isn't really going to work. So Sai is still pissed. So then back in the kitchen, Jenna is showing off her diamond. It's vintage, guys. New diamonds, bad. Old diamonds, good. Right.

Yeah. And basically then Aaron, you know, because the argument was not very well resolved, Aaron's like, well, Brynn, maybe you should just like try to hug Sai. I think it'll go well. Hug her. Hug her. Hug her. So then Brynn comes like and gives Sai a hug. And so it's like, fine. If this is what it takes for me to be able to start eating this charcuterie in peace, I will hug this bitch. What are Aaron's thoughts on the situation?

I'm shell-shocked and I'm traumatized, but I'm also very happy. Oddly enough, the look I have for happy is the same look I have for shell-shocked and traumatized. It's funny because tomorrow I am going to be serving my favorite hybrid of pasta and Israeli food, shell-shock shuka.

So, um, she brings, Aaron has gifts for everybody and they're coming on gifts. And then Jenna's like, Oh, that reminds me. I'm going to one up Aaron right now. Cause I also, yeah, I did it. I got gifts for everybody. So she brings gifts and, um,

then we just hear a little aside where Rebecca's like, Oh yeah, I wore a menstrual cup and then I sneezed and it just all shot out of me. Yeah. She would say the diva cup. Uh, and I was like, you know what? I am going to research this before I podcast this time instead of way in during the podcast. So I researched what a diva cup is and now I know. And, um,

Now her story is much more vivid. Well, our note taker, Shelby, actually said, in case you boys don't know, a diva cup is a little flexible cup that you put in there when you have your period instead of a tampon or wearing a pad. I use one and absolutely love it. Then you're basically pulling it out and empty it into the toilet. Benefits are you don't have to buy tampons. It's better for your body than putting cotton up there. You can wear it longer. God damn it. Why do I want one now? Yeah.

I think we should bring Shelby on to read our ads. I want one of these things. Oh, don't tell Deandra Simmons. Why? She had a K-cup issue, so I can't imagine Diva Cups. Remember there was a whole storyline about like, she stuck a K-cup over her butt. But Becky Binkoff's story is that she sneezed and her Diva Cup came out and they were like, did it look like a murder scene?

And so, wow, that is Becky Minkoff telling the vivid tales. Also, did maybe Becky Minkoff do it wrong? I feel like Shelby should teach her. I don't know. I'm not going to get into this. So I refuse. So then Jenna gives everybody lingerie again, and this time it's very, very sexy. And Bran's like, I'm putting my underwear on my head. Ah!

We're just girls. And then Jessel gets a special present. And it's a Christmas tree costume, you guys, from Party City. Because last year, Jenna gave her shit about wearing two types of labels. So she felt bad. So this year, she got her something to make up for it. And she gives her a bag that's like... The bag looks like it's going to be something fancy. It looks like Bottega and, I don't know, LVP. Not LVP. Yeah.

Darling, my new designer scarves. Anyway, this entire gift-giving scene and the flashbacks go on for about three hours of airtime. And it's wildly thrilling. So now we get to go see the kids' room, or the rooms that Aaron's putting people in. And in London's room, I forgot she had a kid named London.

I hope that kid's just always super ahead in time. Why are you already awake? It's only one in the morning. Time change, mother! I hope that kid is just going around and rejecting books that are donated to him. Hello, I'm London. Your book is no good here. Just singing all of their Broadway shows with an English accent. This is the West End version, mummy.

Hello, Mother. I'm off to see Mrs. Doubtfire for the 45th time on the West End. So, London's Room is a drawing of a child on the floor with blood coming out of its mouth, and it was on top of another person. Did it have a knife? I remember this being a terrifying...

What was this? Was it children's art or was it art? I don't know, but weren't they like, whoa, Aaron. And she goes, did she, did I get this wrong? Or did she say it's okay. And my child's educated. They understand it. No, she said I should change that. I think. Oh,

She's like, okay, yeah, I'll change that. So I think, I don't remember. So then now they all go get ready for dinner and they're all looking great. And Brynn's like, girls gone wild, it's like Harper addiction. Addition. Boobs rock. So Jessel's wearing like a little Skims bodysuit that she looks naked in. And she's like, does this look okay? Like, oh my God, your vagina's hanging out of there. Yeah.

She's basically naked. I love Brynn suddenly becoming prudish after all that. So then they go to Calissa, which I think they went to on Summer House once because I heard that and I was like, where are you going to, Calissa? I feel like it's a Lindsay Hubbard spot. So they...

They get there and then they start talking and they're joking about how Jessel has, Bryn jokes that Jessel has like a complaining voice. So it projects around the, across the restaurant and just like, shut the fuck up. I love this play. This was play for banter, right? Or was that an actual criticism? I can't tell.

So they start asking Raquel about herself. And Brynn's like, do you Hamptons a lot? Okay, I'll say it the way rich people try to pretend they're not saying they have a bunch of properties. Do you head out east? Okay.

um and so Raquel talks about in the 90s she had a house in West Hampton and then um she talks about how she was she started out as a collector she was a model in the 90s and um then talks about she was you know art by artists of color was not a big thing but she was into it so she was collecting it and buying it and then

It was hard for her to get galleries to sell to her and she dealt with hurdles. And as an artist of color, they didn't look at you and they were selling to everyone else. So she faced a lot of discrimination in the art world.

And then she built a collection and then the museums were really into the collection. And then it just grew from there. And then people were like, hey, can you help me build a collection now? So she basically overcame a lot of barriers and became the carsick lady she is today. And Aaron's like, did you meet Mel through the art world? When you have art world parties, Mel's there. Do people serve as much charcuterie as I did today? Yeah.

Were you like, look at that life of the party? I want to talk to that woman. And Raquel tells them that Mel is a forensic neuropsychologist and Brynn goes, oh my god, I just got a boner.

And Aaron's like, yeah, Abe the Babe really liked her. I feel like, like, I didn't speak to her at all, but he said that, like, she was really cool and that, like, she might have some Bitcoin assets he can help out with. So that's cool. So then she talks about her engagement and how they were on this Harley ride or Ducati ride in their case. And it's like Ducati, the Ducati ride. It's called Ducati Ducks. And...

And then they're like, oh, my God. Wow. You ride motorcycles? Ducatis are pretty expensive. Oh, my God. I'm sorry. That's not knocking. That's my boner pounding up against the table. So Raquel talks about how they were on this ride with all these people and Mel held her back and proposed in front of the whole motorcycle gang. And Aaron's like, wow, motorcycle gang, too? Yeah.

Cycling hags? So... Aaron looks a little disturbed that she's in a motorcycle getting a cat. She's not in a gang, by the way, but Aaron calls it a motorcycle. Are you in the Hells Angels? Did you go to Altamont? So we see the video of this engagement, which is basically Raquel and Mel talking by a motorcycle, and then they start hugging.

So that was it was very romantic. So then she shows off her ring and it's that crazy ring we saw last week. It's like big gold. It looks like big faux gold painted gold.

rocks. I can't believe it. She's like, it's art. She's like, you know, it's like black diamonds, white diamonds, cognac diamonds, and it's, you know, it's just very me. Just a lot, a lot of diamonds. Jessel is outraged. She's like, if Parfit gave me that, I would be like, did you get this out of a Kinder Egg? I would think it was a hoax. I was like, send this back to whoever from the fried chicken society of New York City gave this to you and get me a real ring, you idiot.

If Povic gave this to me, I would be sitting there waiting for him to eat it, because it's probably some foodie bullshit that he's bought. And Bryn goes, um, as a giant ring specialist, kudos.

So they all weigh in. They all weigh in on the ring. They all give us their opinions on the ring. If it feels like we've been talking about this scene forever, it's because it went on forever. Um, but I do feel like, you know, she's new. So it was important to talk about her backstory. Um,

Because it is a cool backstory. It's just, the scene just went on for a very, very, very long time. So Brynn's like, I totally thought you were going to say, I thought the love story was going to be like, then you sobbed, but then you got on the expressway and then you guys like had this romantic drive and it was sunset and then she proposed. I was like, oh, okay. So was their story not romantic? She's like, oh, so she got proposed to in front of a bunch of Harley people in a parking lot? Great story. Yeah.

Thanks a lot. What the hell? Yeah. And then Raquel, Brynn's like, yeah, like you weren't driving and then she slips the ring on your finger and then suddenly you realize like you're engaged and I would be like that. And Raquel's like, yeah, it would have been dangerous because she needs both hands to drive the motorcycle. Oh, so you're safety first lesbians. Right.

I want to be a lesbian so bad. I think it's so she. So, yeah, we know Brynn. So Jenna's like, Brynn, I was 43. I mean, how old are you? She's like, I'm 38. Like, well, you have time. Tick tock, tick tock.

So then they are talking about their plans for tomorrow. They're going to provisions. Okay. Yeah. And it was like, I already ordered. And Brynn's like, okay, well, that was the best story ever. Now we have to put this one on the spot. What about your safety? Not lesbian who nobody cares about because you're not lesbian, non-chic person. Scientologist. Becky Minkoff is here. I love that. Like Rebecca Minkoff, who is like,

A really well-established designer. She literally has a billboard on Melrose Avenue. When she was announced on this cast, everyone was like, oh my god, Rebecca Minkoff's from The Real Housewives of New York? What a get. She's so relegated to sideline. It's like, oh wait, okay, now Rebecca Minkoff, famous person who's on our cast now, tell us about yourself. It's just so funny. It's like someone just significantly more famous than all of them. They're like, oh yeah,

Oh, yeah. Hey, you're here, too. Tell us about yourself. Listen, I'll tell you something, Ben. I don't know her. I don't know her from Adam. What does she come up with for Old Navy? Nothing. Okay? I don't give a shit. Did she come up with any new heather-colored waffle tins?

long sleeves for the winter she sure did so i don't fucking know her so she can get in line with everybody else okay she's not above anybody she's listening and squinting with ranging raging right now ronnie she's like oh really i didn't i didn't design any heather gray waffle for you did you not remember the fall 2018 collection becky minkoff for old navy thanks a lot i'm literally still wearing it and none of that was yours ma'am stop lying

I'm still wearing Old Navy from years and years ago. I mean, I've been complaining that they don't have cargo pants anymore. I still have cargo shorts from back in the day when they were original. And now they have them back, and they're not the same. And guess why I know? Because I still have some. They're not Rebecca Minkoff. Rebecca Minkoff for Old Navy.

Okay, so she's like, well, what should I share? I don't know. I was born in San Diego. I moved to Florida as soon as possible. I left. And I was 18. I fell in love with a guy. He had a great apartment. And I was like, we should move in together because you have a great apartment. And Raquel's like, story of New York.

Brynn's like, yeah, I feel like I fell in love with a guy because he's a good apartment too. I wish it was a girl. So then she basically tells a story about how she fell in love with this guy. He's like, let's move in together. Or she said, let's move in together. And on the eve of them moving in together, he's like, you know what? I'm not into this. And she's like, well, I just moved out of my place. He's like, yeah, you can't stay here. So she's like, okay. So then she tried to go back to her old room. And she's like, can I have my room back? They're like, sorry, we gave it to Brad. Everyone's like, oh, fuck Brad.

She's like, no, Brad was actually my ex. He was really sweet. I love Brad. I lost my virginity to Brad. They're like, aww. You lost your virginity? She goes, yeah, I lost it at 16 because my parents had this great deal with me where if they said, if you don't do drugs, Becky, we'll get you birth control. And I was like, no problem. I just fucked everybody. I snorted so much dick up my nose. I tell you, it was amazing.

And they're like, oh my God. And she's like, yeah, well, that was normal then. They're like, what? Like, she's like, are you guys just like saying it's weird that they did that? They're like, yes, yes. That's so strange.

And they're all just kind of like, your 16 year olds are probably fucking everybody. Okay. Sorry. Or they're at least thinking about, or they're getting close. I mean, come on. We were all 16 months. I'm not saying that everybody is not automatically fucking at 16, but that's definitely when your hormones are raging. I'm surprised that everybody's so shocked. It's weird. Especially in 2024. It's, it's shocking to see the shocked faces. It's actually like,

A pretty savvy move, I think, because it is happening. And I think I would rather make a deal where my kids are not doing drugs and are also not getting pregnant at the same time. If you're not comfortable having the conversation with them, like, listen, yeah, I'm going to get you on birth control because you think that it might tempt them to go fuck a lot. That might be true.

So just start putting it in their cereal. That's what I say. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

Lock him in a room. You know, Rapunzel. Great story. Okay. So they're all freaked out by that. Well, not freaked out, but they're shocked by it. And so then Jenna is like, well, I grew up in, well, she's telling us, yeah, I grew up in California. So it was mostly about, I don't know, drinking, driving and driving at the same time. But I mean, the idea that I would condone sex. I mean, my God, I have a, I have a 17 year old. Like I just can't imagine giving him, Oh,

Oh, God. Someone having sex with my son? On a rock wall. And then the waiter comes over and goes, hi, I'm sorry to interrupt everyone. Jenna, just want you to know that everyone here on the staff, we all hate you. Okay, thank you so much. Well, thank you for at least saying it to my face. Oh, and so does Cy. God damn it, Cy. Did you say that to them? No, I swear to God. Actually, Brynn told us that Cy said that. Oh, my goodness. Why did you tell the waiter that?

So, then after Rebecca tells this whole story about Brad and the virginity and yada yada, she then goes, I still have the bed. And everyone's like, oh, no.

They're like, you have the bed? You kept the bed, cackling hags? And Jenny goes, but not the mattress. She goes, no, not the mattress. It's just the bed frame. It's not sentimental. It's not like, oh, my virgin bed. I love how Becky Minkoff is like, you guys are all ridiculous. It's just a frame I keep in the corner. Circling the spot where it happened. I was here. The bed where it happened. Yeah. So, yeah, the spot on the bed where it happened.

I was trying to make a Hamilton reference, actually. Oh, I didn't get it. What'd you say? In the bed where it happened. It's more effective when you actually sing it, rather than just saying in the bed where it happened. You should have said out damn spot. If I said, hey, circle the spot where it happened, you should have been like, I've been like, out damn spot. Then I would have gotten it. Why are you choosing less famous lines to give me? There's a song. Not Hamlet, Hamilton. Oh, Hamilton. I thought you said Macbeth.

And I was like, didn't you say Macbeth? I said, I literally said Hamilton. I quit. I don't even know why I'm here today. In the bed where it happened. Well, you know, huge shock. She's like, I'm not going to miss my virgin spot. I'm not going to miss my spot.

So now everybody's getting ready for bed, and Uba is talking to Aaron and Jessel in the kitchen. And she's like, so guys, what do you think about Brin and Sai? And, oh my god, why are you bringing this up? Isn't it over? Just let it be over, please. And Aaron's like, I think they're good. And Jessel's like, do you think it's good? Is it good? Was it good? It's good, right? It's great. I love it.

What are you guys talking about? Are we talking about the Matlock reboot? So definitely not Cynthia's Bun or whatever the name of that awful restaurant was that Papa dragged me to in some outer borough.

So, basically, Uba is, yeah, she's asking, like, what do you guys think? Meanwhile, Uba, who later is going to spend a lot of energy talking about how people are talking for other people and there's so much game on the telephone and here she is gossiping. So, she goes, well, Sai said Brynn said I'm sorry. And Sai was like, I haven't even started speaking and that's what bothers me. And everyone's like, just now? No. Earlier?

No, in the future, she said it, Aaron. It was an astral projection of what she was going to say. Was it before or after she said she was so impressed with all the charcuterie I got? Aaron, please! Was it before or after Abe sold my Bitcoin without telling me?

So four hours ago, Sai and Uba were talking. And Sai's like, you know, I'm never going to win with her. I'm trying to talk to you. You're dismissing everything I'm saying and cuts back. And she's like, honestly, like the reason she says, honestly, girls, the reason I'm not opening up, I'm just not, it's not as much fun. I'm not as much fun as I used to be. Remember when I was so much fun? Do you remember the first time we went to the restaurant in the Hamptons and I stole the can of beans from the pantry? Hilarious times. Where has those times gone?

So it turns out Uba's only gossiping so that way she can broadcast her own displeasure. With Brynn. But also I think it's so funny that she's like, guys, hasn't anybody noticed I'm not fun? And they're like, uh, remember? I was fun before and now I'm not fun. And they're like,

Before fun Uber, you know? No? That's why I'm releasing a new sauce that's not fun. I call it Uber Not. So Aaron's like, yeah, what's going on? You're not as fun. Look at me. I'm also not as fun. And she's like, because I'm scared to open up to you bitches. You guys are twisting shit. I'm like...

What do you have to open up? Is your stress arm? Is that what it is? Well, she's still mad that they talked about her boyfriend, that Brynn brought up her boyfriend last year. Everyone is pigeon. You're so ready to open up. I mean, please, that's your point of contention. Yeah. Everyone is pigeon. Everyone is saying something pigeon, like pigeon. Jaisal's like, does this have to do with what Parvath's been eating on his Instagram?

Because he has done that. It's disgusting. I said it doesn't matter if it's in the middle of a Hawaiian roll. You can call it a squab all you want to. A pigeon's a pigeon. I mean, is it better that you're eating an infant pigeon? I mean, they haven't been on the streets this much, sure, but they're still a pigeon at the end of the day. You could put pickled carrots on it and cilantro and put it in a baguette. Sure, it might technically be a ban me, but it's disgusting, Parvatt. Put that pigeon away. Everyone's a what? A pigeon.

And she's like, yeah, like da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da. She's like making like talking hands. And she goes, I give you news, but I forgot. I forgot what I said. And Jessica goes, you mean the pigeon carrier? She goes, okay, fine, a pigeon carrier. They're all pigeon carrier. And she's like, I thought I came from Africa, you know, and I thought like Amazon is here, but there's no Amazon. Everything in three days. Yeah. Yeah.

That's funny. I didn't hear her say that. She's like, let me relate this to an antiquated form of message delivery pigeons.

So, honestly, she could have just said FedEx Ground. That would have made full sense. You know, just packages going out. You never know when you're going to get them. Well, it's fun that she's making Dorinda make sense all this much later in time. I know. Pigeons don't fly with eagles. Now that makes sense. So, pigeons. Yeah. Okay. So, Brynn enters in and everyone's like, oh, we were just talking about you. Yeah, no big deal. So, Brynn's like, oh, yeah. I like it.

So, Jaisal's like, do you feel like anything was resolved? Like, do you feel good about Sai? Do you? We're about to break it down because it's not good. Are you ready? No one tell her Sai was talking about. Sai was talking about me? Who told you?

And Uber's like, you know, because Psy came into the room and said, you did not let her speak, that you call her manipulative. She is twisting things. Um, Psy and I have a friendship since, you know, since all of you guys, basically since we were all cast on a show together and we've had our own friendship and we're working our way through it. And I feel like we had a great breakthrough today when she didn't get to say anything. And I just said, sorry in advance. And I'm like,

really happy with where we're at. So, like, I don't know why you guys are literally sitting around talking about a mind and size relationship when we actually made up or I made up with her and you guys have to find something else to talk about. Oh, really? You think I don't have anything else to talk about? Go have diarrhea already. Really?

I'm using that. Go get diarrhea. And Brynn's like, okay, well, what else? And she goes, well, that is not the way I was doing it. She goes, then what else? She goes, oh my god.

i'm just so fucking worried all of you guys you know when i'm talking you guys you guys are all lies and brin just goes uber she tells us you told jenna that sai hates you jenna that says yes and then deny all this shit is just not cool um so brin is basically like i don't need uber in my ear talk about this like like

like talking about like, oh, size hurt, size hurt, you know? And Uba's like, I know what size has been trying to do. She's been trying to sit down with Brynn and explain her feelings. And Brynn just brushes her off, you know? And she was like, I just feel so caught between, I'm like,

You literally put yourself in this position. You opened up this entire conversation, Uba. Yeah, exactly.

And so they go back and forth for a while. And then Brynn's like, well, boo-boo, she's talking about me. She said horrible shit about me. She's yelled at me in public. I mean, don't even get me started. And she goes, well, then go tell her that. Oh, my God. So they'll fight more so you can be more upset that they're fighting. I mean, it's a cycle. It's a cycle. Let's break the cycle, guys. Yeah, Brynn's like, don't go there with me because I'll get mad. You want to talk about shit? You don't. Yeah.

And Uber's like, I'm not going to start because I don't know. She goes, no, you don't want to. You don't want to. Everyone should be very thankful that I'm super cool and letting shit fly. Nobody's thankful. Nobody's thankful. You don't let shit fly. We're not thankful for you because you're not doing that anyway.

And so Bryn's like, it's not even your fight, you know. And then Uba's like, if you're mad at Bryn, if you say mean to Bryn, she sweeps it under the rug. And then she finds another conflict with you that relates with someone else so she can be a victim and make a big deal. She never wants to be on the front lines. It's like, well, first of all, nobody wants to be on the front lines. Okay. And why are you choking? Uba's like, okay.

Carbon monoxide, bitch! Then why are you coughing too? I actually just turned on the gas in Aaron's house. And it's like, guys? Is someone trying to burn the charcuterie? I'm coughing because I ate too much charcuterie that I provided. So Brynn's like, I apologize. And she said it was fine. Thank you for your apology. And then Jenna looked at her like, are you going to apologize to Brynn?

And sorry, everybody, excuse me. And she said, I don't regret anything I did. So you want to go there? She goes, wait a minute. That happened today?

And they're like, yeah, that happened. She's like, oh my God. So I'm not getting the full story from anybody on this cast. God damn it. Then Erin weighs in to us because I'm annoyed with everyone because I got a text from Cy and it was clear to me that she apologized. So Cy's text is basically like, I want to take a moment to express my sincerest apologies for the way things unfolded during our night out together and the disagreement between

between green and i was completely uncalled for and i take full responsibility for my part in escalating the situation even though she is a total bitch and really annoying furthermore i do hate jenna um but please don't tell her i said that thank you very much oh my god is jenna on this text because it's a group text right

So, because she's like, to Raquel and Rebecca, I hope I didn't ruin your evening. And I promise this group of amazing women, this group is an amazing group. And, you know, most of them without fancy cars will probably let you drive. Not me, though, bitches. Everyone goes, so watching Brent and Cy communicate is like watching aliens on Mars be like, bitty boop boop, bada boop boop.

Bada-boop, bitty-bitty-bop-bop, bitty-bitty-bop-bop, bop-a-da-bop. Is that J-Lo? So then Brynn is like, maybe get the facts before you start, Uba. And Uba's like, I got the fact. And she's like, no, you didn't. You heard someone doing a violin. That's a fake violin. She goes, violin is my favorite fucking thing to play. And Brynn goes, um, there's other instruments. There's better instruments. I was like, oh my god, now you're coming for the violinists? Ha ha ha ha.

Viola players are like, please, please say that we're better. Please. Girl, everybody's hating you right now, and you know that there's one violinist listening on the train who's like, I was her last fan. Yitzhak Perlman is furious. He's like, I am such a blin stan. I'll bear you. Forget it. Guess who is no longer mother? What?

I like Uber. So then she goes, Uber's like, Aaron goes, there are other instruments, there are better instruments. Noob goes, no, but violin is better. And Aaron goes, I like violins. And Noob goes, I like violins too. I'm like, you guys, you guys are,

I'm taking a very literal take on this metaphor here. That's what they do. Everything's about one little word. Now it's like, well, why are we talking about violins? I love violins. I love violins. How could you come from violins? I feel like I'm on Mars watching two aliens play violins. Like...

And Brynn's like, um, everyone needs to chill the fuck out. I miss chill as a fucking cucumber. I do not like cucumber. I like cucumber. I like cucumber. Me too. She doesn't like cucumber. Or violinists. I love, I once saw a violin being played with a cucumber. It still sounded good. I once saw a cartoon cucumber playing a violin and it was very good. Yeah.

It was voiced by Yitzhak Perlman. Oh my gosh, they just keep going back and forth and back and forth, and then finally Bryn just starts going, da-da-da-da-da-da-da! And Uba goes, no-no-no-no-no-no-no! And now Bryn is imitating Uba, and...

Now it's just now we're down to the Sheree fight in Atlanta. The Sheree and Marlo fight. But we get to the most important thing, which is we are done or Jenna's going to leave. And Jenna's closing her door like, I am too wealthy to hear these voices at night. This is why I try to stay in my own home. I'm going to sleep in my Bentley.

Yeah. So the next morning, yeah, Jenna stays there this time. Crazy. So next morning, Erin and Brad are like topless. They're in bed and Brad's topless. She's like, oh my god, are we lesbians now? Ow, ow, ow. So then, you know, morning stuff. Rebecca and Jess are making jokes to Povit about sleeping with each other. Like, maybe I can get a baby girl from her. Yeah.

I hope it's not a baby girl pigeon or Povet will eat it on a bun and put it on his Instagram. Sorry, Squab. So Aaron and Bryn are in bed. Aaron's like, last night was fun. Isn't this a fun house full of exciting drama that creates memorable TV moments? And Bryn's like, yeah, dinner was hilarious. Yeah, dinner was hilarious at Calissa. What a great dinner.

So Sai spent $1,800 on some kind of a light pad thing. Astronauts use it to heal. And we find out, it was like, why would you spend that money? And Sai's like, you spend money on going to the spa every week, so what's that? She's like, well, you know what else? Also, sometimes at the spa, I listen to cucumber music. So, suck it. We all know best spa water is actually not with cucumber, but with violin. So Aaron's like,

So how did you feel about last night? I think the game of telephone just needs to stop. Words get twisted. I think we should all just be more direct with each other. And Brynn's like, welcome to my world. She's like, are you twisted or are you the twister? A little bit of both. Well, at least you admit it.

And then size in bed going, oh, they twist my words. You know, I was like, listen, I can't open up because you're like, you know, I was like, you twist things. All of you guys, you're pigeon with no right address. You're just pigeon flying around with no address. Leaving my food on other people's stoop. That's door dash. Whatever.

You know what you're like? You're like DoorDash when you're at a friend's house and you enter in their address, but then two nights later you're at home and you order new food, but you send it to your friend's house by accident. That's what you all are, but you're also pigeons doing it. So then Brynn goes to Raquel and Jenna's room and wakes Jenna up with a kiss and hops through a bed. Basically gay. Yeah.

And then Uber is still calling everyone pigeon. Pigeons, pigeons, pigeons. And then the delivery guy from Provisions arrives and says, see, this is pigeon with a dress. This pigeon knows what to do. This is a good pigeon. So they go outside and talk about Raquel's Porsche. Is it a turbo? It's not. They didn't have any when she was getting hers. So it's just a regular embarrassing car.

It's embarrassing. How could they cast her? She didn't have turbo. So then they're all sitting outside. They're joking. Bryn's saying, do we think Jenna's Bentley is going to break down? Call back to her a vintage car. And Jenna's like, I'm sure, but I will only travel with Erin. And that way she can get me an Uber home. Hey, wait. There's a note from the guy who delivered provisions that says, Jenna...

We all hate you here, too. Wow. See? See, Cy? This is taking responsibility for things that you say. I'm just saying. So then Brynn's like, see? So Jenna does have money, everybody. And Rebecca goes, yeah, are you looking at her wrist? Because, of course, Jenna's also flashing her wrist diamonds.

And Rebecca's like, yeah, the girl has money, okay. Oh, yeah, she always wears diamonds to breakfast. And Aaron goes, yeah, she just doesn't like to pay for Ubers. And then Jenna's like, um,

i was just making sure aaron could afford it and everyone's like this could be a kind of thing you know aaron's gonna be like did she know about the bitcoin that abe the babe sold did she know that i'm not as rich as i thought i was that was pretty rude of her to do that at practice at my house my iconic mother house so you'll see this is why size not here oh okay

See, you guys, this is why Sai's not here, because of how you're acting. And she's so tired of being used as a pawn. It's like, we're talking about Ubers. We're making Uber jokes. And Jess is like, a pawn? Here's a pawn for you. Poverty is stupid. Is that a pawn? No.

You're mad upon? You're mad upon. No, upon. She said upon. Oh, upon. Yeah. I'll never go into those kinds of shops. They're disgusting, really. I mean, who wants to go in a shop with jail bars on the window? Not me. The only one who'd go in there would be Parvath, but only if he heard they were serving fried chicken in the back.

And so, Uber's like, yeah, pawn. And Jostle says, wait, who's using her as a pawn? Is she just a shrimp now waiting to be eaten? It's a pawn. Oh, right. I forgot what we were talking about. What about Kurt Russell's girlfriend? That's Goldie Hawn. Who?

So Uber's like, everything she says gets twisted. And yesterday we were told that you, Raquel, that you didn't even let, that we didn't let you drive first, but she thought you were going to drive your car. And Raquel's like, yeah, no, that's, that's, I know that's what she thought. And it was like, well, I'm telling you in this group,

There's a lot of miscommunicated. And Brent's like, well, maybe it's because people are using spokespersons, spokespeople, and not talking for themselves. Where is Sai? She can't talk. Aaron said it's Sai. It's between them. Aaron said it to Sai. So it's between them. And she's like, I'm not a spokesperson. She goes, oh. She goes, I'm actually, and Jessica's a client.

Brent's like You're literally a spokesperson I am violin I am lead violin I'm first violin In her symphony And the song I'm playing Is called Shut the fuck up And so Brent's like Oh here we go So Jussel Is like There's definitely Underlying emotions here

uber doesn't trust brin largely due to the mr ct factor and then we see at the season finale last year when she says oh my god we heard you're dating a rich guy in connecticut and then it all went downhill you can't even talk about dating a rich guy in connecticut give me a fucking break well i can't do this i feel like producers need to step in and be like

You can't do this. You have to talk about what's going on at least the most very basic level. Or you can get the fuck out of here, man. Well, I mean, she is talking about this guy. But I get why Uba was frustrated then. But I also feel like there's been a reunion. It's time to move on. This is not enough. This is not feud worthy. But it's like a year later. It's not feud worthy. It's like...

rude worthy so then Uber's like you know I was actually the person who was supposed to drive here so I was I was included in this and when she when she delivered the message it was to Sai and I so I have the right to talk about Raquel having car sickness and the only reason I spoke to her in the way I did she was condescending towards me and when you're condescending I will meet you with disrespect also

Yeah. So, and I agree that Brent is being condescending with her, but like you're dressing somebody down. So what? And they were also having nice moments. People have the right to be condescending if you're like, if they're in the process of being dressed down, you know what I mean? But also like Uba for as much as she's like, oh, pigeon, pigeon, pigeons, no one actually saying what's on their mind. What's really happening is that that's, she has a, she's annoyed at Raquel because she feels like Raquel put her on blast, right? Like, like,

in a way that was unwarranted. And instead of sitting down and being like, you know, Raquel, when you text something like that, it makes me look like a shitty person when that's really not what happened. That's actually what her beef is. But instead, they're all joking about the Uber situation. She's like, ah, this is what's wrong. Pigeons, like Raquel says this about me. I'm like, well, so you're again using another situation to try to just air your own grievances. Now, I love that she's calling everyone pigeons. I think it's hilarious. But I just feel like she's also being a little hypocritical in the process.

So then Sy finally comes out. It's like, look at me, I'm sporty fucking Spice. And Uba's like, don't say I'm a spokesperson. And so Sy's like, oh, God, what's going on? And Brynn just goes, Uba's your spokesperson. And Rebecca's like, she's speaking on your behalf. Oh, everyone has a wrong address. Everyone tells things that are not true. Everyone misinterprets things. We need to clear our ears out or something, you know, Pidge.

Pigeons. Clean your ears, pigeons. Pigeons don't have ears. She goes, I think we need to be respectful in our language. And it was like, no, no, no, pigeon. And she goes, well, we don't need you to yell. Shut the fuck up to people. She goes, I'm not talking to you. She goes, well, you need to watch your language. No, I'm not watching my language. Well, watch your language. You need to be respectful. You can't yell. Fuck.

you she's like oh well you are the biggest pigeon out of all of them here including erin jess and brin okay erin other big pigeon but not as big as you just a smaller pigeon and oh sorry actually i was not even pointing out to anyone i was misreading the notes but either way all pigeons every single one of you um yes so brin's like um i don't exist in worlds where it's like fuck you fuck you like that's trashy that's just like a trashy yeah

Yeah, I love Brynn. Like, she got clocked on Twitter for acting. Like, she's like all hoity-toity, and she's like, oh my god, classy, etc. When then she's like, you know, does, she just says so many things like, and whatever, and that's not slut-shaming. It's just showing that, like, she picks and chooses when she's going to be like, you know, a classic lady, you know?

So then Brynn just keeps saying, let's watch our language because that's all she's got, you know. But this is a stupid fight. So I'm honestly really on no one's team. I'm just like, please end it. So then Uba won't. She's like, don't tell me what to do. And then Brynn's like, you can't scream at me. Just acting all victimized. And then Sai's like, pineapple. And then Uba stops. And she goes, she like takes a breath and she goes, pineapple, that's for sure. And Jinder's like, wait a minute.

What's pineapple? Like, wait a minute. Pineapple. Yeah. Like you guys have a safe word or what? And Bryn goes, what is this? Pavlov's dog? That's not what Pavlov's dog is, Bryn. I love Bryn the fucking book collector is using every phrase today completely incorrectly. Pavlov's dog is when you ring a bell and the dog goes to eat. Yeah.

Well, I guess that she's sort of saying, like, if you say the word, that, like, that Uba has, like, an instinctual response to it. But either way, Juscel goes, didn't Tom Cruise use a pineapple when he was stranded on Castaway, sending his child off to a school that Papa won't let our children go to? Wasn't that a thing? Wasn't Wilson a pineapple? Tom Cruise stuck on an island with a pineapple. Can't end well. Is that what Tom Cruise... They're like, it was Tom Hanks. She's like, who's that? Yeah.

Does he have children that go to prestigious schools? So then Brynn's like, oh, so we're yelling safe word? She goes, no, no, safe word is for sex. Am I having sex? And Aaron's like, well, someone's getting fucked. That was a good one, guys. Come on. That was a good one. Hold on, let me call Abe the babe. So Jessel's like, well, what's your safe word during sex, Aaron? And she's like, well, it was Bitcoin, but that's kind of over now. Jessel's like...

Jussel's like, you know what my safe word is? Zucchini! Everyone's least favorite vegetable. Jenna's like, I can't imagine saying zucchini during sex. It's not happening. So it's just like, okay. Everyone's just kind of trying to get over it, but it's awkward. So Aaron takes Uba to go for a walk.

And Aaron's like, listen, you know, you're really taking the size stuff into yourself because you care, right? She goes, no, I'm not taking it in. She goes, well, I just don't want there to be a blow up and it's happening, you know? And I think Brynn, she's going to blow up soon. She goes, you know what? Good luck. Blow up, pigeon. So ultimately, whoever's wrong or right, that shit's funny. I don't care.

So, fun episode, everybody. Thank you so much for being here. Great times. We will talk to you next time. Lots more Housewives coming up. It's a crazy week on Bravo. Check this video out on Patreon with all our videos. Also, our below deck bonus episodes over there. And we'll talk to you next time. Bye. Bye.

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