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And although we are recording this before Halloween, the second part of this episode is going to be the morning after my Halloween party. So we're going to give you guys the real Halloween recap sitting in on our hungover morning debrief like I did last year and then I got in trouble for everything I said. So stay tuned for the end of the episode for that. Are you like...

Sleep deprived or okay? No, I like actually couldn't even sit up straight in class this morning. I haven't slept. I couldn't fall asleep last night because I had to wake up at 3.30 to leave for my flight today. And then I had a two hour flight from 5.30 and I landed in New Orleans at 6.30 and I couldn't fall asleep on the plane.

Both of us are very sleep deprived right now. It was a long weekend, but it was so much fun. We went to three points this weekend. So both nights we were up until like five and then we slept for a few hours. But your flight, I don't know why you delayed your flight so many times. On Sunday when we went to space at 10 a.m.,

I had a 4 p.m. flight that day, but PASA was playing from 10 to 2. My friend was like, I have a 10 p.m. flight back to New Orleans tonight. Like, switch your flight. It's on the same airline. And I was like...

Yeah, like, why wouldn't I do that? That's so smart because then I can stay for the whole set. So I switched it while I was at space. We went to the airport that night and we're, like, about to go through security. And then I get a notification that our flight was delayed until 6 a.m. And when my alarm went off at 4 a.m., I, like, don't really remember this. But I remember, like, hearing my alarm and, like, looking that I had to, like, leave for my flight. And it was, like, 4.15 a.m.

And I was just I started like tearing up a little and I was just like, I cannot like get up right now. Like, I'm so tired. I think I slept for like two hours when I clicked on my phone. It was like change flight. And I was like, change. And then I was like, knocked back out.

And I changed it to the 10.50 p.m. flight that day. This was last night. I got to hang out with you and Braxton and have your delicious chili. Is my chili not so good? No, it was really good. And then I was supposed to leave at, what, 9.20 for my flight? Delayed till 11.30 p.m. And I was like, oh, okay. And then it got delayed till 12.50. And then when I was waiting for it to be 12.50...

It got delayed till 5.30 in the morning. I landed at 6.30 New Orleans time. I'm getting on a flight to LA after this. So I'm going to try and sleep on the flight because I'm also a little sleep deprived. But last night was actually the first night of sleep that I got because Friday night I didn't sleep, Saturday night I didn't sleep. And then Sunday we woke up, we went to the club and then we went straight to the airport. And then I landed in New York and I

This was actually just like this was supposed to be the start of a three-week trip Because I was going to like New York LA New York LA Like I think just there and back in there and back and then back to Miami and I landed and I was listening to the Dolphins game on my headphones. I'm like, I'm stressing out even like thinking about this again, I

was listening to the game the whole flight so I didn't sleep on the flight and then we landed and I like went to go get coffee in the airport and I like put my headphones back in to listen to the game and I turn it on and right as I turn the game on they said like Braxton Berrios like in the tent with an injury and whatever and that's just like the last thing you want to hear and

And also just like he was out and away game and I was listening to a live stream so I couldn't see the game. So I didn't know like what type of injury, like that could mean anything. Sorry. My heart's like pounding again. So I'm in the airport. Like I literally felt like all the blood rush from my face. Like I literally like I ordered a coffee and I was like to Sally, I was like, just take the coffee. Like I'm not going to be able to drink this. I immediately go to Twitter because that's where you can find like videos and live updates and everything.

And for some reason my Twitter, which I was on Twitter the whole flight, was like, "Oh, no posts are loading right now." And I tried redownloading the app. I tried upgrading the app. It literally was like, "No posts are loading right now." And I think that might've been God protecting me because I was freaking out. And so I text Braxton's mom and I was like, "Hey, I just landed on my flight.

I heard Braxton got hurt. Like what's wrong? And like, she was like, oh, it seems to be like his knee or something. Like she didn't really know. I go down to get my luggage and Braxton calls me and I pick up. I just like knew right away that it was bad. And just hearing his, like, I've never heard him like that before. And I was getting my luggage and the airport and like, I just immediately started like

bawling my eyes out and it was just like the scariest feeling because like he was explaining to me what happened but just like not being able to be there for him and him being in another state and like the pain in his voice like I just I don't know there was like so many things racing through my mind and I was kind of like trying to stay calm with him when I was on the phone with him

because I was like, I don't want to freak him out because he was freaking out. We get in the car from the airport and we're in New York. And I immediately like I texted my assistant. I was like, change all my flights. Like, I need to go back to Miami tonight. Like, we have to change, cancel my meetings, like whatever it takes. Like, I need to like do Jake's tour because I didn't want to cancel on Jake.

So I was like, I'll do the tour. But I was like, I need to do that and like go immediately back to Miami. So after Braxton called me and he was like, we don't really know exactly what it is yet, but he thought he had an idea. He didn't answer me for like an hour. And I was in the like the car the whole time with Sally. And I was just like hysterically crying and like, you know, it was like couldn't breathe. Like I felt like I couldn't breathe. And I was just like so anxious. And I was calling Braxton's parents and I just like

I didn't know what to do and I was just crying in a disaster. And then I did Jake's tour and everyone who probably saw me literally thinks I'm probably the dumbest person alive. First of all, I had no brain from the weekend, like lack of sleep, going out all weekend. I was so...

anxious about this and I was just doing the tour and I was just like holy fuck like I couldn't think of words you know what I mean I was like oh it's like these people probably think I'm a dumbass but I was like okay I feel like Jake can like have a conversation with a brick wall so no Jake kept like carrying the conversation I was like uh can't think of words and then after his tour I

Went back to the hotel, picked up my luggage and went back and got on a flight. And I landed out like Braxton kept being like, don't come in the middle of the night. Like it's fine. Like I can go to the MRI alone in the morning. And I was like, you're not going to go alone. I was like, I have to get there by 7 a.m. so I can take him.

So I landed at 3 a.m. I got to his place at 4. We slept from 4 to 7 and then we went to his MRI at 7 and I slept in the back of his car. That picture he took of you was so funny. I literally was like a dead fucking body back there. Like Braxton has this photo of me. He came back to the car. First of all, he was like, you turned the car off. Like there was no AC in the car. Yeah, that's crazy. Like

Miami he was like how are you not dying of a heat stroke and I was like I was so fucking tired I someone could have been slicing my body open and I could have been sleeping but look at I'll put the picture up right now for anyone watching I actually I don't sleep like this like I usually sleep face down and like pretty chill but like I look like a dead body right here I was like I was not alive he came back from the MRI and woke me up and he found out that it was his ACL and

Which is like the worst thing because that means he's going to be out for the season and he has to get surgery this week. I just feel so bad that like he works so hard and like seeing that being taken away from him is just like, it just, I don't know. Like I just, I feel so bad for him and yeah.

But at least he's okay, you know? Like, he's okay. No, I know. That's what I kept saying. I'm like, at least, like, football's so scary. And, like, the injuries and everything. And it stresses me out so much. And I'm like, you're conscious. You're alive. Like, you're going to be able to recover from this. But it's just, like, so shocking how things can just change so quickly. It sucks right now because I have...

all this stuff that I'm traveling for for work like I'm shooting a commercial tomorrow morning in LA and it's just like a commercial is just something where it's like you can't like it's really hard to cancel because like there's so many camera people production lighting a place that's rented the brand availability your availability like there's so much that goes into shooting a commercial and I'm like it's just something I'm not able to cancel which sucks and I don't want to leave him but

I think his family's going to come down, too, for when he's having the surgery. And we're just trying to, like, work out our schedules right now. But he's honestly doing a lot better today. Oh, my God. My heart. He's doing a lot better today. But it was just so scary. And I just feel so bad for him. And I'm...

Gonna be the most supportive nurse girlfriend ever. And I'm like, you know what? We're gonna turn this into a good thing. And he's gonna have a great recovery. I love him and he's a trooper and I'm so proud of him.

and sorry we started off on a little bit of a sad note there but I never wanted that day to happen where you know he gets hurt and it's so scary and just not being there was really scary but I'm happy that I'm able to be with him wait I really want to explain my Halloween party that I'm having oh yeah very very passionate and excited about this this is another thing that happened this week that I was like fuck I was like

I want to cancel this party like I don't want to do it and it's another thing that there's just so many things that have been like paid for ordered people coming flying in and like I have all my friends from Miami coming it's just like whatever in Braxton with I was talking to him about it and he was like don't cancel the party like you're already gonna be in LA he was like do it like have so much fun like he knows how happy I am to do this party so he was like please do it and just sucks that I'm not gonna be able to be with him so for this party I

I am renting out a club and I'm very excited because this club is new in LA because I didn't want a club that had like, you know when a club already has a vibe, like it's very new. It's established. And I don't want a club that people have like been there and they're like, I don't want to go to that club because that just like, I've been in that position before where I'm like, well, that place sucks. But we're transforming this club anyway. I wanted a cool theme because I didn't want it to just be like Halloween, spooky, scary, bloody skeletons.

because everyone does that and I feel like it's been done so many times yeah boring basic we're doing this different so my idea was to do a forest and call it mad forest so it's going to be loosely loosely based off Alice in Wonderland and it's because I'm being the Cheshire cat and I know a lot of people are going to be like why is she not Alex in Wonderland and I did that in high school but come on that would be so that would be so gonna be

Crawling up the walls on all fours. Yeah, that would be so predictable. She goes full method. I'm going to be a little cat crawling around the party. Literally a crazy cat. And I love that the cat's like so mischievous. And I can't wait to see what character I develop into. Because last year, one thing about me is that I really believe in my costumes as I'm transforming into the character. Last year, I was Madonna. And I kid you not, I was...

possessed by Madonna. It wasn't me. The way I was acting, the things I was saying, like it just wasn't me and her soul possessed me and I let that, I really let the character embrace me. So for the Cheshire Cat, he's like mad, sneaky, mischievous. He's a trickster and I need to watch Alice in Wonderland again before the party to like really get into character. But like I don't know what he's gonna do. Like I don't know how I'm gonna be acting.

I'm so excited to see you be a little freak. I'm also going to be fully transformed. So the other thing about this is I'm not just wearing a purple costume. I took it upon myself to really think that I want to turn myself into a cat. So I'm having a body paint artist.

come and do me um there it's actually the girl who did those aliens for sabrina carpenter's vmas performance really yeah so like i'm fully gonna be a cat so they're painting my body i'm gonna be naked my costume is the body paint stripes purple and like fuchsia stripes all on my body they're gonna put a cat prosthetic on my face so i'm gonna have like a cat nose and then i'm doing a purple wig so i'm gonna also have purple hair i'm doing contact lenses

And then I'm also going to do, I got this purple Versace bodysuit that's like lace. So it's like kind of see-through, but just obviously to cover like my nipples and the jean. Like how am I going to pose for pictures? I don't know. Cause I can't do the thing where I just like- You're going to literally be like crawling on people. No, I literally need to be like, I want to be like on all fours on all my pictures. Heidi Klum is like my inspiration. I love her parties. I went last year and I just love how she gets so into Halloween and she's the queen of Halloween. And I-

Just want to try to do my own Halloween party because I'm very excited and I want it to be very fun. And I'm just so nervous that the people in LA are going to be losers and not have fun. I'm going to transform this club into a forest.

So that everyone has to have fun. And it's going to be magical fairy dust in the air where everyone's having the best night of their life. Yeah, I mean, you're the host, so you just got to set the vibe. If you're just weird and being crazy and manic and having super much fun, everyone else is going to be too. Yeah, so I guess maybe I should explain the decor. When you walk into this party, there's going to be...

A circle to like get around to like where the club is. So like through the entrance, there's kind of like a little hallway. And what we're doing is we're draping things over the walls of the club. So you can't really see that it's a club and it's going to be hedges. So it looks like an Alice in Wonderland when you walk in and there's just like

big ass hedges and there's going to be like a keyhole cut out in the middle of the hedges and then that's like where you would walk into the party so it's like a tunnel like a hallway yeah a tunnel so then on the on the hedges there's going to be those signs that are like

This way. Wait, don't enter. Please enter. Party this way. Don't come through here. Like, go that way. Left, right, up, down. Like, you know, all the confusing signs in Alice in Wonderland. So they're going to be like, OMG. And that's going to be the little picture spot. Where am I going? That's going to be the picture spot. Wait, so I'm like getting excited.

I know, I know. So wait, it gets crazier. So then you go into the party. There is going to be trees. We're having big trees built to be like 12 foot trees that are just, they're like branch or leafless trees. 12 foot trees? Yeah. So they're just branch, branchy, like eerie trees. So there's going to be trees all around the club and I'm making sure that they're tall enough so that it's not like a hazard and people are like poking themselves in the face.

And then there's going to be like eight foot mushrooms. And I think I'm going to put them like kind of by the DJ booth. And there's a big screen behind the DJ booth. So I want the screen to play like trippy visuals of like falling into the hole of Wonderland. You know what I'm talking about? I forgot like Alice in Wonderland is like a super like trippy kind of like movie. I'm pretty sure. Isn't it that they like wrote it when they were on acid or something?

Yeah, which is kind of fun. You should tell people to take acid. Ashton, that's my biggest nightmare. I know. Don't say that. We're going to fake it with our big visual of like falling and then like whatever. So then we're having on the bar on the back bar where all the bottles are. There's going to be like, you know how there's like bottles of poison and it says like drink me with little tags and stuff. It's going to have that.

All the bottles are going to have little tags. There's going to be little custom napkins. And then, oh my gosh, we're having a custom card deck. So the cards are going to be this big, like this big.

huge like the size of me we're having a something installed so that they can hang from the ceiling so there's going to be like a huge like think of instead of like a big chandelier that's like three layers of circles there's going to be three layers of cards oh damn how did you think of all this did you like coordinate this with like a party planner or something yeah so kate's friend is like a really cool

designer um what's it called party planner and like does all the decor and stuff and she is so talented and amazing and kind of like helps me come up with all of this and that's what we're doing for the party and i'm very very oh oh oh and i hired obviously i hired dancers for the parties and i'm making them all wear mad hatter costumes

I'm so excited like this is gonna be so cool and if no one shows up I'm literally going to drop off the face of the earth and you'll never see me again but I don't care I'll have fun honestly if I'm alone I'm gonna be Amy Winehouse and I'm so excited I just I just got my package of all my temporary tattoos and I'm so excited to be tatted and why do I feel like it's gonna make you want to get a lot of tattoos

I already want to get a lot of tattoos. She has one that says like Blake on her boob. I'm going to have to wear like a triple push-up bra. But I'm getting, I bought a vintage. We should get you prosthetic boobs. Yeah, or we can just get a boob job. That could be fun too. Or we can do that. I got this vintage Betsy Johnson dress from Depop. And I actually have to pick it up from the tailor today. And then I just got these like pumps from Depop.

apparently the hairstylist has a wig for me and I'm just so excited and I really think you should get like some kind of karaoke set up so I can sing for everyone

I'll be singing Back to Black. I'm going to make the DJ stop and get up there. We can do a special performance by Amy Winehouse. Yeah. Should I write that on the end? That's really cool. I like that idea. Do you only have one costume? Well, this Thursday, my sorority, it's actually two sororities have this date party called Dynamic Duos. So it's like a costume party and it's like you and your date.

are like a dress up as like a dynamic duo so i'm bringing my friend shay and we're being the two it's kind of like last minute because i wasn't going to be here thursday but now i am

We're being the two guys from Saltburn, you know, like when they go to the party and one's wearing the wings. I love the Saltburn costumes. And one's wearing the antlers. That's so good. So I'm being Felix with the wings. And I think I'm literally just going to wear like, because he just wears like a white tank top and like jeans and the wings. So I might do that. But I also have this like brown like fur coat that I just got. So I'm like, maybe I'd wear that too. That's really good. And you should do like hold the bottles of champagne and stuff. Mm hmm.

I like that. I have three other costumes, but I think Halloween is so much fun because some people don't like it anymore now that they're older. They're like, it's only fun when you're young and trick-or-treating. No.

There's something so special about dressing up as another character and getting to cosplay someone else, I think. No, it's so much fun. Also, I want to go trick-or-treating with my friends this year during the day because New Orleans is the best during Halloween. Have you ever been here during Halloween? No, but can you trick-or-treat as an adult? Yeah. Yeah.

- I feel like if I was giving out candy and I saw people your age, I'd be like, okay.

No, but Rowie has these like two inflatable like shark costumes and we really want to wear them and go trick-or-treating in them during the day on Halloween because there's just like one street called St. Charles Ave and it's the one with like the big old houses and they have like the trolley run through the middle and then there's this house they decorate every year called, I think it's like

just called the skeleton house and they put like a hundred skeletons on their front lawn and they like dress them up as different characters and like they have little signs and it's like all puns and this year they have one it's like um it's like terror swift and then it's like scarra's tour and it's

skeleton for each era like dressed up and it's all like a pun like something to do with like bones or death like based on the era and there's like Travis Kelsey and it's so fun I love it like I was there the other day just like looking at all them and they just like everyone here like decorates so fun and cute for everything I freaking love New Orleans especially I really appreciate that I don't feel like anybody

anyone in Miami like Braxton's neighborhood is like kind of a little decor but like I really appreciate when houses go all out for like Christmas and Halloween but like I also when I'm older want to have the house that's like

the just coolest trick-or-treating house oh yeah the one that like everyone wants to go to and it's so comfy when they give out king-size bars oh yeah you gotta be that bitch i have to give out the king-size bars i literally want like oh my gosh or when um do you remember when we were little and like we would go to like haunted walkthroughs of houses but it was just like family's houses and they would like set up yes and they like you get tickets to go yes that's so cool when like

dad would take us to Fright Fest. That was always the best. Fright Fest at Six Flags is always fun. Yeah, and we'd go on like the little scary trails and dad would take us on the scary ones and like we'd be crying and he'd just be laughing at us. It was so fun. No, those are the best. I love a good like haunted mansion, haunted hayride, and then we would also go out for Mischief Night, which a

love mischief night we should do that again the best and it's like the night before halloween for anyone who doesn't know because apparently some people don't do mischief night you go out the night before halloween and you wear all black yeah when we were little i literally would think that like

we would get arrested and I would take it so seriously. We would wear ski masks as if we were going to rob someone's house. I wouldn't even let my fingers be out. I would wear black gloves. - You were like, "I can't let the fingerprints." - I was like, "I can't have a fingerprint here." 'Cause my dad would hype it up to us and make it seem like that, which was just so much fun for us. My dad would drive and we would go to my cousin's house. He would let us sit in the trunk

so we could like stealthily like he could like pull up with the lights off like jump out we'd hop out of the trunk and then tp their whole house so you bring toilet paper and silly string and you like throw the toilet paper up and it gets caught in all their trees and then you silly string everything and you leave it like a disaster and then you run and hop in the trunk and dad would be like driving away and we're like running yeah he would like jumping in the car like three miles per hour and we were like

And we would, like, dive into the truck. Run, run, run, run. And we're like, go before. I think because we would do it and then we'd finish and knock on their doors and then run. Yes, that's the thing at the end is you knock on their door. So, like, you want them to come out, but you have to, like, go away before they see you. I went home before last Halloween and we brought the little girls, the little girls, our sisters. The little girls. And Thomas, the kids. I got mumbled in my head. Our siblings? Our siblings. We brought them out for mischief night and...

They honestly they kind of sucked at it. Oh, they would They were like wait, I can't throw the toilet paper They like didn't get the vision and I was like guys I think like maybe they're like a little too young because Thomas was literally like and would like throw the toilet paper and I was like no, it's like this is freaking serious and

I remember it was like middle school was when it was like really intense. I remember one time me and Catherine went to, well, her aunt was our Spanish teacher in middle school. And we were like, let's get Mrs. Farrell's house, like blah, blah, blah. And so her parents took us and we bring like a bunch of toilet paper. And right before we leave, Catherine's like, we got to do something more. And I'm like, what? She's like,

We have like three bottles of ranch in the fridge. Like let's bring them and like put ranch everywhere. So we're like, I was like, okay, bet. Great idea. So we go, we TP out.

her whole house and then we start dumping ranch all down her driveway we put it in her mailbox like on ranch door stuff ranch dressing that's so messed up no it was horrible but we thought it was like hilarious and then the next day in school she was like yeah my driveway is bleached and stained with ranch because of you two and we were like

who what that wasn't us but like she obviously knew it was us because it was literally her aunt she was not happy with us i don't know why we thought that was a good idea i think we took it a little too far that year aside from that like remember that one street in manasquan that we would always go trick-or-treating on because they would always get hit the hardest on mischief night and it was covered like all the trees were covered when you're trick-or-treating to see if you're like spooky so you're actually doing them a favor or

It makes the street super exciting to trick-or-treat on. Well, do you believe in ghosts? Yes. Like, I believe in, like, spirits. And I think mediums are definitely real. Like, all those stories from, like, you know, mediums talking to people from your past life. Yeah, like a ghost. Like a person. That's like, ooh. Like a spirit. Well, not like, ooh. But I believe in, like, spirits, like, being around and stuff.

But like a ghost is like a person. I had a ghost once. I lived with a ghost. Okay, but you didn't see one. Sarah did. I don't think you can see them. Yes, you can. You can see ghosts. No, you can't. No, you can't. Ashton, yes, you can. Mom saw a ghost. Well, I think that's a little crazy.

No, because mom said that she was in college and she woke up in the middle of the night and she saw a lady folding her laundry and hanging it up. And then she thought it was a dream and she woke up and she said that her clothes were folded and put away in her closet. Well, I've had some crazy dreams before that were definitely not real. And I thought they were. So I don't know if I believe that. Ashton, you can see ghosts. You can. No. And one time I had a ghost, um, that we lived with. His name was Tyler. Um,

- Never good. So we basically were like-- - Never trusted Tyler. - My freshman year of college, you know when you would have those like strip LED lights that would go around your room? - Yes. - Ours would like flicker on all the time and

It was in the middle of the night. It would be like a different color than we set it to and it would just like go on at like 3 a.m. So we obviously were like, um, what is there like a ghost in here or something? There was a speaker in our room and it would randomly also start like playing music. So like a lot of the like media devices in our room would like malfunction or like glitch on in the middle of the night, right? So we're like, okay, it's a ghost.

And then one night I was sleeping and Sarah said that because in the dorms like our beds were like what two feet apart from each other. She said she woke up in the middle of the night and she saw a boy sitting on my bed and she said he was like cute and normal looking. She was like he probably like plays lacrosse. Like see again this could definitely be a dream. Okay but it's not. Listen. You've never had a dream where you're like I swear that was real but it obviously wasn't. Ashton. Would you just play along it's freaking Halloween.

It's freaking Halloween. It's freaking bats. It's a freaking fact, okay? So, basically, she saw this man in my bed. No, let me finish my story. You don't know it's freaking bats? No, I don't know what you're saying over there. It's like the best Halloween meme ever. It's the freaking bats. What are you talking about? I look like a bat right now.

That's what I dressed as today. It's this little girl. Yeah. Oh, I know. I know. The girl. She's like, it's the freak. That was fine, wasn't it? Yeah. Wait, can I finish my story? Your fake ghost story? Sure. And she went back to bed and then she was like, oh my God, like I saw this guy sitting on your bed last night.

And like she was like, I just like didn't really think anything of it. And then like went back to bed and she said that he looked normal. So we named him Tyler. Then we like moved into like our second apartment together and like weird things would happen. And like the stove would like always turn on and like all this stuff. And we were like, oh, my God, it's Tyler with us. But she saw Tyler. Sure.

that's crazy but i would love to see more of like i would love to see more ghost action i'm also going to be making a youtube vlog which i never do and i did like a halloween youtube vlog which you guys should go watch because it's just so fun for my senior year of college in key west but i'm doing a youtube vlog of the party because i want to like show everyone what's going on now i'm really ready for this halloween party recap

I really need to know what what future us is going to say. I want to hear what's going on. I'm literally so excited to hear what these two bitches are about to talk about. I know. Can we do it like right when we wake up and like no we have to do it right when we wake up from this party and just recap everything and just blab. Okay well so excited here we go. Welcome to our hot mess recap of my Halloween party. Off to LA. Concentrate please.

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Well, we're sitting in my bed right now, which is so comfy. I also have to say, I just got... So we're in my new place in LA. I just got my new...

I've never had a king bed before. I know. It's like massive. And like I've... It's actually a cloud. Like I never want to leave this bed. Alex, I can't go on an airplane right now. I don't know how you're doing that today. I just want to snuggle. I really don't know how you're doing that today. Today is a day that I just want to cry. Yeah, I kind of want to cry too. I don't know why. I really want to cry. Like I don't get this a lot after like...

drinking but I really want to cry I've been having this for like weeks honestly ever since Vegas I like haven't had a second should we just cry with the Earl girls really quick one two three go what do you want to cry about I don't know a lot of things like I don't have anything I want to cry about I just like I just feel you know when you just want to cry like you like I want well actually I want to cry I'm still having scaries from your party

Yeah. I don't... I like... I know that's the point is that we're supposed to talk about the party on here, but I'm like... I'm scared. I don't want to. I don't want to relive the mad forest. No, it was so fun though. Wait. It was so cool. Wait. So yesterday... So we're recording this right now on Sunday and the party was Friday. We were supposed to record yesterday, but yesterday was entirely too scary to get up and record for the podcast. Like I was... No. I... I mean...

everything i'm like am i allowed to say this on here um i don't know what happened at the party but first of all i mean first of all the girl who did the decor was so good no it actually looked insane like the club was transformed into alex in wonderland i was addicted to the mushrooms the big mushrooms the mushrooms were huge and like there were mushrooms that were literally like 15 feet tall and just hanging around and

I loved you crawling on them too for the pictures. Yeah, I was crawling on the mushrooms. I was crawling in the trees. Like we should have known that we shouldn't have put this many like obstacle courses for me in a club because like I would use them to perform. Especially you dressed up as a cat. You were like really feeling it. Wait, I think I might have talked about this earlier in the episode, but this is something that I feel really strongly towards is like when I get into a character, wait, I'm

I always feel like my boobs falling out. Like my boob implants. Like for some reason, I don't know if anyone else has a boob job. Like do you ever get scared that they're falling out? Like all of a sudden, if I just like have to like hold them and make sure that they're in place because all of a sudden I'm like, wait, it's going to be down at like my hips. Anyhow. That must be a crazy feeling. It's really weird. And almost as weird as being that mother effing Cheshire cat. Because I... So like in my head...

obviously i didn't do a trial run for this costume it took eight and a half hours to get me into this cheshire cat and like by the end of it i was like oh i don't know i was like i can't do this the best is i like flew into la the day of the party and i walk in alex's front door and she's just fully butt naked like spread cheeks getting spray painted like in her butt i was like oh hey i don't

I don't know what I was thinking because in my head, I really thought that it would be like a sexy, like, I didn't think it would be like as realistic and scary as it was. When you said you were getting prosthetics on your face, I was like, oh, like you're really going for it. Like no one, everyone knows like cat prosthetics on your face is like creepy. Yeah. I don't know what I was thinking. And then I don't know. Like, I really just thought it would be like a hot, sexy outfit. And then I was like, you did look hot. Um,

that's up for a debate it was a little scary first of all they put that prosthetic on my face and i have like the tiniest nostrils in the entire world i don't know like are yours this small because moms are also small like mine i think mine are pretty small but look at mine yeah i think no yours are mine are bigger triple the size like there's not a lot of airflow that goes into my nose and i'm a nose breather and i don't know like i also just like

I have panic attacks and, you know, just, like, lots of fun. And I get really claustrophobic. Yeah, honestly, every time I looked at you, I was, like, I really just want to, like, claw it off of her face. No, yeah. So, like, you know the second that you start thinking, like, oh, my God, like, I want to take this off. And then, like, you...

I couldn't and that made me want to take it off more. So these ladies like glued it on my face and I just like wasn't mentally prepared and I had to have Ana Sofia go get me my Lexapro. I was like, please, like I think I need to take double my dose today because I

I'm not sure that I can do this. I don't think I could have done that. Even like with the wig on my head, that huge wig, I was like, it was a little itchy and I was like, Oh my God, I want to rip this off right now. So I started getting ready at 1 PM and we weren't done until 8 30 PM. And then knowing that like that took that long and that we hadn't even like gone to the party yet. And then I also was like, what if I'm hammered and like,

I don't know. Or you, you know, when you're partying and then you like look in the mirror and you're like, who the fuck is that person? I was like, no one is to let me in front of a mirror tonight because when we were getting ready in my living room, like behind the oven, there's this mirror and I was looking at it and I was like,

Who is that? And I didn't recognize myself. And it was like the weird I've never not recognized myself so much. Like I was looking in the mirror as if I was looking at someone else. That would trip me out. No, it was definitely really scary. And then I was like, oh, my God, what did I do to myself? Like halfway through getting ready, I was like, I'm not fucking going. I was like, this isn't happening. I'm not going. You're so dramatic. I am a kind of a dramatic. But I just like I this was all my idea. And I was like, wait, what?

why did i do this you always do stuff like this though like your bangs your fake bangs for the frame you were like i really want to do bangs and you bought your little bangs and you put them on your head i just sometimes have visions and they they're different in my head and i'm not good at like making them come to life but i are you just like freak out yeah but i loved the chat shark at so much i just didn't expect

to be like really a cat. The best was coming home after the party, you crawling around naked and having to go to the front desk to get you. Wait, we're not there yet. Hold, pause. We haven't even gotten to the party yet. Oh, true.

So I was spray painted into my costume, head to toe, had contact lenses in, my hair was in a wig. I had prosthetics on my face. I just like wasn't Alex. I was the Cheshire Cat. And what I was meaning to say about Halloween is I think that I let the characters and I don't, is this weird of me? But like, I really let the character like take a mind of its own. Yeah. I feel like you have to get into character.

So I didn't know how the Cheshire was going to behave. And it's really funny because in the movie, the Cheshire cat's like mischievous and up to no good. And I think the Cheshire cat like definitely was up to no good. Definitely not. Mr. Cheshire was a bad boy. Yeah.

But continuing on, the party was actually people showed up. So that was great. No, there was something in the air, though. Wait, I was like, I can't. I don't know what. I still don't have a brain, but I was like.

What are you trying to say? I don't know. I'm like forgetting how to breathe for a second. That keeps happening to me. It's okay. You talk over for a second. Okay. So there was... You okay? Yeah. Okay. I started to get panicked thinking about the Mad Forest.

You gotta like sit up a little. You can't even see. I'm trying to hide. I only remember having like two drinks at that party. And same with like Sally and everyone says the same thing. I also only had two drinks and like two shots. And I was like, oh, maybe it's because like I didn't eat that much. But last night I ate probably less than I ate that day. And we took like 10 shots and I remember everything. There was something in the air. Something no one remembers. Yeah.

like a chunk of the night a good like two hours that none of us remember we were like where were you kristin's phone was locked out so she really what happened is because and like people are gonna think that like we're talking about drugs we're not like we went into a void just in wonderland like wonderland like we fell down the rabbit hole and i'm not kidding and like people are going to think that i'm a freaking lunatic listening to this but

Wonderland actually took over and like we were all characters and we fell into Wonderland like Alice Kristen was gone for like two hours no she has no idea where she no one knows where Kristen is cracked she couldn't get into it it was like disabled and everyone was like was unaccounted for for a full hour like I don't know what happened like

I remember the party, but like do I? It's in pieces. And also it's like, I remember it. I'm like, oh, I remember it starting. And then I remember it ending. And I'm like, wait, what? What happened in between? No. Also, I was wearing like six inch pumps. I think I fell 30 times. I remember standing up. I was just standing like having a conversation with someone. And all of a sudden my ankles give out and I went like whoop.

And then like three people had to pick me up. It was so embarrassing. And I had my wig was three wigs on top of my head. So I was like seven feet tall because it was like so high on my head and my six inch heels. And no, I was a mess. But it was so fun. And you know who was crazy? Who? There was this massive grinch at the bar. Oh my God. And no one knew who it was. He wouldn't say who he was. Who are you? And he was like...

he was like fully like jim carrying like in the grinch with like the santa suit on it was like prosthetic suit like like fully the grinch it was actually like someone took the grinch out of the movie and put him in the party and he was like dancing like him like with his hands and like doing i love when people do that and who was um the one girl was chris jenner oh my god she was fucking hilarious i saw her and i think i like screamed

I've never screamed as loud as I did when I saw her. She was amazing. She was doing the whole Kris Jenner, you just got Kris dance. Yeah. I mean, I actually don't remember that, but only from you guys telling me that she was really good. She was really good. What other costumes were so good? Oh, Madeline Argy was- You. Me. And I was freaked out. She had a blonde wig on. She had like a dolphin's jersey and she was me going to a dolphin's game.

I'm like, why am I anxious? Right? I'm having a panic attack right now. I'm really having a lot of anxiety. No, I'm like... Wait, can I just do an ASMR really quick? Oh, wait. We have to show you guys our really good... We got La La Land for the first time, and I really just wanted it because I saw... I think it was Tarayami's vlog. She got it. And our little babas. Matcha. Matcha. It's actually the best matcha ever. I love the little babas. Yeah, we can only drink out of matchas today because we're so scary.

um and then i think other people also fell into wonderland because everyone was there was someone there that was like really crazy and that we can't say anything else but that's all i can know it was a little disturbing but um but i'm like really happy that i think it was fun no it was fun and i i mean i it's one of those things where i was so stressed about

Having the party and then like the days leading up to it I was like why the fuck am I even having a party like this is so stupid It was so expensive like there was so much work that went into it And then I was like why am I doing this and I was like wait you just I'm here to have fun like I was literally like if Only me and my friends go to this party like I'll have the best night of my life, and I did I didn't even I don't even remember seeing anyone else so imagine that we're all in Wonderland we're all like out of our fucking minds and

And it's 2 a.m. And all of a sudden, it was like really bright in the club. And I was like, wait, what's happening? And I forget that there's like a time here when they kick everyone out. That's like crazy. I've never seen that happen before except when I come to L.A. We were fully like on another planet and they turned the lights on and I was like... That is something you just never, ever, ever want to happen. Oh. Oh, wait. And you also know how I know that the Cheshire took over. I don't remember this, but...

um my friends who were at the party called me the next morning and they were like oh my god you were only meowing and i was like wait what do you mean like i was i didn't meow once like getting ready i didn't even practice meows and they were like no we were like oh my god alex are you having fun like what's up and you were like so that's how i know i was possessed by the cheshire cat and last year i was possessed by madonna madonna

And I'm so excited for the Mad Forest next year and what is it going to bring. But now I feel like people, like, maybe will take it, not it, but me more seriously because I love Halloween and a good party. And I feel like sometimes people, like, have parties, but they just kind of, like, are hosting a party and, like, have nothing really to do with it. But I'm like, I'm here to make sure that we all are having the best time at the Mad Forest. It's an experience.

everyone is gonna lose their minds no it's definitely an experience at your parties and i'm very excited me too for next year's party we're already i already started planning ideas for next year's party alex is like all right this is what we need to do better for next time we haven't talked about getting home from your party on friday oh shit this is the worst part no this is the best part no no no

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This lasagna was so cheesy. My plate was filled with saucy slices. Then a flimsy store-brand plate... No, no, no, no! ...ruined it. Next time, get Dixie Ultra Plates. Three times stronger than the leading store-brand 10-inch paper plate. Dixie, make it right. Obviously, like, we were ripped from the party. Too early. In the middle of us, like, having fun. We weren't ready to go home. Yeah, it wasn't like we were, like, tired and, like, whatever. We were still, like, uppity, ready to go. And this was also...

none of us had seen each other in hours because we were all in our own we were all in different worlds wonderland so we hadn't like been together so like i didn't know what she was doing i didn't even know where i was honestly we pull up to my apartment building now that i just got a place in and mind you this is like my third day living here and i'm most likely going to get evicted from this place no they definitely hate you they definitely hate me

We walked in and I realized we were like go to the elevators mind you i'm this big cat and everyone is like screaming we're like We're walking to the elevators and I realized I didn't have my key So I had to go to the front desk and ask for a new key While i'm blacked out and looking like a cat you missed it We're first of all, we're sitting outside of the elevators for like 10 minutes. Just like

screaming and being manic and I'm like Sally like your dress broke open like I can see your butt oh Sally was naked she's like oh no I unzippered it she's walking around with her whole dress unzippered in the lobby we the elevator door opens and we all get in the elevator we're all like screaming manic I have this four minute video of us just like crawling on each other in the elevator like

like i'm not sure what happened because we all came straight out of wonderland no we were in this elevator and we're all like kind of debriefing with each other like screaming everyone was like on all fours we're all like crawling around like licking the walls i don't know what was going on we're in the elevator we're in the elevator for like a full minute and then we're like wait are we moving and we look no and i realized to me the tushar cut in the corner of the elevator like this and i was like

wait we're not moving we're not moving and I have a fear of elevators so I started to freak out so then we get out of the elevator and I had to get a key from the front Alex had to run back to the front desk looking like a naked crazy cat the trash yard cat who's blacked out and my contacts kept swirling yeah so her eyes were like cross yeah so I was like hi I'm Alex like I need a key to my apartment and

And it definitely came out much more jumbled than that. I come back over after getting a key. Sally, her dress is unzippered. So like her whole back and butt crack is out. Ashton sprawled on the couch. We were with Zaza, who was dressed as Willy Wonka. And he had this big like stick. Kristen was crawling on all fours. Like my phone is cracked. My phone is cracked. Kristen's like, where was I? And I...

I don't know what I was doing. I kept saying like, guys, guys. No, we were all just like screaming at each other. And so then the video continues of us like out in this lobby. And then we get in the elevator and then Sally's like, Ashton, your wig, your wig. I had to run back. I left my wig on the couch. And then we had to take Alex's prosthetics off when we got back. I don't really remember that.

getting no the prosthetics off but and the funniest part is what they gave her to remove the prosthetics and the paint was this gigantic tub of baby oil so i kept saying like hi how am i gonna get this off because i'm also going to be blacked out beyond my mind and like i'm not sure like how to get this off and they were just like oh they give me a like a a jug a jug of baby oil and

And they were like, you just rub this on and like it'll come off. And I'm like, okay, like great. So we're like all rubbing the baby oil all over Alex's face and her body and everything. And all four of them are rubbing me and baby oil. No, which we were like. She's ripping. I have this photo I have to insert right now. She's ripping my face off like this. Anna goes, she looks like a newborn baby before they like wipe it off. Like literally clean all this shit off when it's like,

like just birth out of the woman's taco. No, it was so scary. But also like, it's really scary that like we just had a big jug of baby oil because that's just, if someone saw the state of our room and the baby oil, they would be really scared. No, no, no. So continuing on.

We then someone, I don't know who placed an order of food from every restaurant. Somehow we ordered from 10 different restaurants. But no one placed the order. Like none of us were like, oh, we ordered food, but there was like Papa John's, there was tacos. So now the apartment building is letting in all these like food deliveries. They're probably like, what's going on up there? I'm my wig was glued to my head. So Ashton, I don't really remember this part, but I remember being in the shower and

eating Papa John's while rubbing myself in baby oil and like crawling around and my contacts were still in. And then I remember someone was like, how are you going to get your contacts out? And I ran, there's a video of me, which I feel like I can't show this one because I'm naked and like half paint dripping off of me. And I'm like, I can do it. I can do it. And I go in and I'm like ripping the contacts out of my eyes. There's also pink and purple paint all over.

all over this apartment. Like Alex somehow managed to get paint on everything. - Yeah, so that's the other thing is I just moved into this apartment. I've never had such a nice place furnished in my life 'cause I had a decorator do it. And I will say this is the smart thing though. I didn't put any of these sheets or pillows on the bed until today because I knew, I just knew there's no way that I'm gonna be a fully painted cat and be lickety clean and go to bed

And granted, I'm going to overlay the photo right now. This is how I fell asleep. And so I had these like, I just got some like cheaper sheets to put on the bed because I knew I was going to ruin them.

which it actually ended up washing out anyway, which is good. Yeah, it did. But I fell asleep on the bed and the whole entire bed was purple. My floor was purple. My walls are purple. My shower is purple. All of my stuff is purple somehow. My bed frame was purple. The kitchen table, the chairs, the walls, the carpet. So we woke up the next morning and I kind of was like, wait, what happened last night?

And my cat prosthetic is sitting on the floor. There's hair everywhere. There's purple everywhere. There's baby oil everywhere. I was like, this looks like a bad scene right now. Yeah. Also, I don't know what happened to us because people, I mean, I just know people are going to be like, they took drugs. No. We didn't. And I really only remember having two drinks in one shot. Me too. And I don't know.

it's like the mad forest took over and i'm still like i still want to cry about it i had the best night ever but like i just want to cry anxious thank god for that mega bed we have the next day for the debrief yeah so my friends because all my friends are here um they are staying at an airbnb and they made like a huge mega bed with like all the beds in the airbnb combined so all 12 of my girlfriends went and sat in this big mega bed and we played like it

It was like a Christmas YouTube video. It was like the fireplace. It was so nice. It actually cured me. It was kind of like spa music. And then we all ordered food and just debriefed together. We just snuggled for like three hours. Yeah. We also watched some Trisha Paytas. Yeah, we watched Trisha Paytas' Best Ofs. That cured me a little. Yeah. I mean, I don't know. I'm like anxious. I'm really anxious talking about it again. And my skin. So...

Now let me tell you, getting that cut off did not come off in one lickety split. I woke up and there was still pink and purple all over me. And then...

I showered two more times the next day with the baby oil and then shaving cream. And there's still pink stripes all over my body. So, and I'm also going to like a red carpet event tomorrow in New York. So I can't, it's like a fashion event. I can't have pink stripes. My ears are pink. Like my scalp is pink. My hair is pink. Um,

My toes are pink. So I text the makeup artist and I was like, hey, like it's not coming off. It's like stained on me. And like the bulk of the paint came off, but my skin is stained with these like pink stripes. And I just had to take like my sixth shower where I'm fully intensely scrubbing with baby oil and shaving cream. And it's still on me. So...

I don't know what to do about that. She's the Cheshire Cat will never leave us. And my skin's, like, now my skin's, like, getting itchy. Because, you know, when you've, like, put so much stuff on it, I'm like, I want to crawl out of my skin. I just scrubbed off all my Amy Winehouse tattoos yesterday, and I think my skin's, like, raw now. Those temporary tattoos stick on really well. I don't feel bad for you. No? I literally don't feel bad for you at all. Okay, I'm sorry.

Anyway, I actually really have to go though because I'm gonna miss my flight. Yeah, maybe you should call your Uber. Yeah. I haven't packed. Now I'm flying back to New Orleans. Back to school. Back to school. Are you literally ever at school? No, I've been away every weekend this month and I'm so burnt out and I just want to cry. Wait, is that next weekend that I'm coming to New Orleans? Uh,

No, next weekend, the 8th, the 7th. I'm so excited for that. I'm so excited. It's my parents' weekend and everyone's coming. I've never, fun fact, I've never visited Ashton at school besides coming with my friends from Mardi Gras. Yeah, you've never like visited me. I've never visited you. You bitch. Am I going to stay with you? You can if you want. I'm so excited. My room's kind of small and crowded because there's a podcast studio in it. Well, welcome to my life. Yeah.

Okay. I have to pack. Okay. Well, bye Ashton. Bye. I'm going to miss you so much.

Wait, I just want to snuggle and cry. I know I want to snuggle and cry too. That's all I'm going to do today. I also really want to try dim tai fung. Stop. I'm so jealous. I really want to try it. Can we come next week? Wait, so is that like a... I didn't know it was like a popular place, but my friends went. Is it all dumplings? No, they have like other stuff. I can't believe they saw Nora Smith there. Yeah. That's crazy. She's so nice and beautiful. You've met her? Mm-hmm. I met her at the Meme Show. Wow. And like...

You know, when someone just has a presence that's, like, so nice. She has an aura, for sure. She was so nice. Like, just, like, a lovely human being. And I was like, I do kind of feel like I'm in my Nora Smith era, though. Really? Even after the Cheshire Cat? No, but, like, in this apartment, I woke up this morning, and I did the dishes, and I did laundry. Alex is like, I haven't done laundry in so long. I'm like, bitch. No, because now that I have, I'm telling you, when I travel...

it's not when i'm home but when i travel i'm so clean in apartments and in hotels i mean in hotel rooms i'm so clean because i just want everything to be in a like great place and because this apartment is new and because it's nice i like really care to take care of it and i think that's my problem with my apartment in miami is like

It will never look good in my room because not one thing of furniture goes together. There's rolling rocks in every corner. It's never going to look good. So I don't even bother cleaning it. But now I want this place to look beautiful and clean. I literally was swiffering the floors this morning. I've never done that in my life. No, it's really nice here. I love it. And I really hope that I don't get evicted. I'm so sorry, apartment building. Alex is not the best person.

wait that's not true i'm a great resident i actually are you leaving i really like have to go oh well can i tell my eviction story can i pack while you do it yeah just put down the microphone okay

Tomorrow morning at the crack of dawn, I'm flying to New York City and then going straight to the CFDA Awards, which is like a fashion carpet. And then I was supposed to fly the next day right back to LA because I was going to spend Halloween here because there's going to be fun Halloween parties here on Thursday, which is actual Halloween. But as I told you guys before in the episode, Braxton, I'm going to be flying to New York City.

got hurt. So he's going to be having surgery now on Wednesday. So obviously I'm going to go back to Miami to be with him and take care of him when he has his surgery. So that's the other thing is my last costume, which I do kind of want to say might be my best costume this year. I'm not going to be able to wear because I'm going to be in Miami and there is a party going on in Miami, but I'm not going to go like while Braxton's

literally getting back from surgery. I'm not going to leave him and go to a party. So I'm going to save my costume that I had made, which was really upsetting. I had like so many fittings for it. It was custom made, like the sickest outfit. I don't think I've ever actually I know I've never seen anyone do it before. I guess that's one thing less I have to worry about next year. I can always wear that costume next year. But I'm actually really excited because now that

Not that I'm excited that Braxton's hurt, but now that he is hurt and having surgery this week and I'm going to be going home, we're going to do like a really wholesome Halloween. And I, well, I guess this is going to be posted on Halloween. So I'm so excited and I'm going to be posting vlogs and stuff on my TikTok of what I'm doing, but I'm really excited.

really excited. I'm looking up all these different like Halloween things. So I want to make bruschetta and I got these cookie cutters that have ghosts. So you like cut the mozzarella in little ghosts and you put like balsamic vinegar as the eyes. And then I saw another thing that was pasta and meatballs, but you wrap like a noodle around the meatball and like you put these little eyes on it and they look like mummies.

and also I'm so excited because Braxton lives in a house so I want to hand out candy to kids that are trick-or-treating hopefully kids are trick-or-treating like I'm gonna be so upset if they're not because I'm gonna get I'm gonna get the king-size bars for the kids because I want to be a good house that everyone wants to come to so I think like we'll have a really fun Halloween we'll do like

maybe a big movie marathon and watch some scary movies and I'll, you know, decorate Braxton's house fun, sort of like I did for his birthday. But I want him to just feel like cozy and good. And obviously it's going to be a hard week for him because, you

Right now, he's able to walk and he's fine. And then after the surgery, he's not going to be able to and he's going to have to go into physical therapy and, you know, learn how to do everything again and be able to move his knee and everything. So...

I just want to make it as like fun and comforting for him as possible I think we're actually gonna have a really really great halloween this year. So i'm looking forward to it Um, even though it's not going as I expected I'm really looking forward to it and i'm a big believer in everything happens for a reason and I think we're gonna make the best out of this scenario and i'm just so proud of braxton because he's so positive and i'm

happy that I'm able to be by his side and support him because this is gonna be a really hard time, but, like, I just have, there's, like, no doubt in my mind, like, I don't worry for him because he's so, like, positive and athletic and I just know he will be fine and recover great. I'm just there to be a good supportive partner and have some comic relief because I

We just make each other laugh all the time. So I'm really actually looking forward to that wholesome Halloween after this weekend because this weekend was a little scary and I'm excited to post a vlog of this on YouTube. I haven't vlogged on YouTube in two years since last time I went to Key West in college for Halloween. So I'm really looking forward to it.

and I hope you guys enjoyed this Halloween episode. Halloween is literally my favorite holiday. I love it so much, and I'm so happy that the party went over well and everyone had fun, even though it was a little bit of a scary night. I had a good time at the Mad Forest, and I'm looking forward to the Mad Forest next year, but happy Halloween, everyone. I love you all so much. I will see you guys next Thursday. Bye.

Wait, did I just turn that off? How do I get that back on? I'm a hot mess.

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