The Fertility Queen Has Spoken
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Baby mothers and baby fathers out there. Today, we have a very, really special guest, period. And that is not her texting me today. That is actually my man. But anyways, we have a very special guest today. You guys have really missed her for the past couple of two years. I have missed her. YouTube have missed her. And

And honestly, I'm pretty sure everyone that has probably known Princess May probably missed seeing her on all of my YouTube videos. But today that changes because she is here to speak her truth. She's here to lay it out on the table. She's here for her tell all. Everybody, please welcome my guest right after the intro. Bratman to Earth, Earth to Bratman. Girl, you already know who it is.

Alright you guys, I know you guys are all very excited, but I have to read my journal entry of today because I will forget it. So let's read the journal entry of the day. Today I'm going to be reading you guys my September entry. Like I told you guys, I feel like I just read you guys my August entry and I can't believe we're already in September. Like that is crazy. Alright, I started my September entry a little bit late this year, so I wrote it on the 4th.

Oh.

Maybe not. I can feel the holiday season sickling my hole. Let's just say that. And I'm so excited for Christmas decoration, Halloween movies, Thanksgiving festivities, pajamas all day, sleepovers. And it's going to be extra special because I have a man this holiday season.

I really so cannot believe we're already in September. It's already the Burmese month. And if you guys are, like I said, if you guys are Filipino, I'm pretty sure you guys already have your Christmas decorations out there. And you're probably already caroling and sharing your piso piso with your friends. And I hope you guys are all on the same vibes as me. But anyways, the moment that you guys have all been waiting for, it is time to address the elephant.

In the room. I'm looking at it right now. Everybody, please welcome the one, the only, the mother of all, the fertility queen herself. The woman that will save not only world hunger, but the world population by herself. We have the queen. Not yet, because she is a princess. Yeah. Everybody, welcome Princess May. Hi.

I know. Yeah, we have to get rid of that little green ball pillow because you already have your green ball yourself, Princess May. Princess, welcome to the pod. Welcome to the pod. I am so excited because why was my kids here before me? Oh, I just thought they were more interesting. Honestly, I'm just kidding. No, they were just talking about Ezekiel, Ezekiel.

Let me tell you something. Oh, yeah. They really came here to tell their all. Yeah. Yeah. Address E right now. Oh, no. He didn't come with us the last Costco run because I was like, oh, we're going to go to Costco. And then he goes, oh, I want to go. I want to go. And I'm like, no. I heard what she said. And you said it with your chest, too. I was like, do you want me to replay that? She said, I don't like Costco. Mommy, stop taking too long at Costco. Yeah.

Yeah. What did you think about Cleo's episode? Oh, it was so cute. So cute. I feel like people always forget and I always tell them that they talk so much off camera. But once these are rolling, they are mute. Yeah, I know. She was very nervous. She was telling me she was very nervous. Hopefully next time they come, they'll be more talkative. But I think it's all about like just being used to it. I feel like you got used to cameras too because on our first couple videos, like you were a little bit shy, girl.

And they're still really young too. But good job, Cleo. She loves watching. She was watching Ezekiel's one on Friday because I told her that his episode came out. And she was watching it and she was hating. She was like...

She was like, she was watching that part about the Costco. She was like, but you're the first one that goes inside the car. Like, she's just like hating on the side. Yeah. And I'm just like, oh my God, Cleo. I really feel like your kids are us reverse. They really are. Because the girl is the older one and the younger one is the boy. And that's so opposite of us. But I think their attitudes stayed the same. Like the more, like,

Like Cleo is so you And E is very me Yeah But now I'm just The younger one Yeah And I think it's very interesting Seeing them grow up And interact with each other Because I feel like It's us If we had grown up together Because we Obviously people forget That I did not grow up With Princess Mm-hmm

Until we were, I was eight and she was six because she moved to America at zero years old. I moved here at eight years old. So we never really, girl, I didn't even know I had a sister until I was seven when you came back home and literally our parents had to force us to hug. And I'm sure we've talked about this on our MTV podcast and we got a lot to talk about today. But yeah, it's just so cool to see them grow.

Us in reverse. And now we get to see how we would have grown up if we'd grown up together. So, Princess, let's address the elephant in the room. Why are you here today? Oh, yes. Because you already know, we're here to address the haters. And the haters only have the attention span of a preschooler. And half of them probably already clicked out because they can't pay attention. So, go ahead, Princess. Lay it out on the motherfucking line. I actually have it on my...

Mother Princess is speaking. Okay. So I just wanted to say hello to my supporters and also hello to the haters. This one is for you. Okay.

So let's talk about the MTV video that's going viral. The I'm not proud of you. Period. And I said what I said. Yeah, you did. But oh, did you want to talk first? Oh, no, no, no. Yeah. Okay. So I just wanted to point out that the MTV video that's going viral was MTV season two. Two or three years ago. Two or three years ago. And I feel like in that season, there was a lot of healing and growing for the both of us. And like, it's different now. And

Like what we spoke about in that interview and that video wasn't about my baby's fathers or the choices I was making. Or even your kids. Or even my kids, period. Yeah. It has nothing to do with my personal stuff. Like it has to do with my work ethic. Which after...

After hearing that from you, I understood where you're coming from now. Because I'm like, now I want it more than ever. Because I realized like, this is what's feeding my kids. It's what's keeping the lights on at the house. Yeah, exactly. And speaking of lights, who's keeping the lights in the house? So I would like to say that

you know, I appreciate my brother for everything he has provided for me, the platform that I cannot take from him, that that is all credit to him, you know? And I would like to say like, that's like how it is. And like, we are like, as Filipinos, like we take care of our siblings, especially he's my oldest brother, you know, he has to do, not has to do it, but like,

If he wanted to, he will and he could. And he did, you know? So I would like to say I appreciate you for all of that you've done for me and my kids. But I was providing for my kids. Oh, for sure. Yeah. You know what I mean? Like I did what I needed to do as a mother for my kids. And my brother doesn't help me financially. And no, I do not live with my brother.

And no, my brother doesn't... I thought that was very clear. No, I'm like... I'm like, you guys don't see the big mountains. We don't even live near each other. Yeah, we don't. We used to before, a long time ago. Oh yeah, for sure. But Bremen was in this...

We owned all their house and I wasn't in the apartment. But we was neighbors. We were neighbors. But yeah. And my brother does not give me monthly allowance. Like people, people say that, you know. Yeah. No, I, and I will say out of my mouth myself because people love to make up stories and like, you know, I do help my sister out.

Period. Like, you know, more than anything nowadays, it's more like time that I give you. But never financially. Like, and even when we were, when I was helping you financially with YouTube, it was all help because you were working. I wasn't like handing you money. Like, I think people think I'm just handing you money. Yeah.

But the money that I was giving you, it was money that you earned? There was a time also when I was doing your Bretman's Vanity. And he was paying me like 500 every week. Like, I was like, oh my god. And I was still in school. I just gave birth to Kaleo. Oh, I was in… Oh, yeah. Yeah. And I was… Oh, no. I wasn't in school anymore, actually. Like, I just gave birth to Kaleo. I had no job. I had nothing. Like, I…

I had nothing. And Bretman was like, do you want to work my Bretman's Vanity page? And I was like, sure. He was like, I'll pay you 500 every week. And I'm like, okay. Yeah, and that was that. And even that, like, even though it was easy and it felt like I was handing you money, like, you were still doing work while I was handing you money. And I think the problem that I have when people start saying things like that is,

They're kind of discrediting your mother. Like your motherness. Like literally you... I think a lot of people... It's easier to make princess look evil. But yeah, like she's doing this damn thing. Like I'm very proud of the mother that you are. Especially the mother that you are now. Because like especially... I'm not gonna say like you've never struggled being a mother. And I think...

Obviously, I will never be a mother and I can never speak on like what it is to be a mother. But just the fact that like your kids are so sweet.

The fact that your kids are so obedient, the fact that your kids are healthy. Like, girl, they're like healthy fucking kids. I don't think the hate that you're getting is really necessary. And I guess what I'm getting at is like the Internet literally cares more than we do. Like the Internet cares more than our family does. The Internet cares more than your friends does.

So I don't get the hate because none of her kids are struggling. They have a relationship with all their fathers. Yes, it's not an ideal lifestyle to have multiple baby daddies and a lot of kids at a really young age.

And I'm not trying to defend you, but like even when we were kids, like you were always saying shit. Like you're always stuffing your stomach with like blankets, pretending you're pregnant. You're always telling us that you're going to have a lot more kids than grandma did. Like your fucking Barbies were always pregnant. Like you're always making your Barbies have kids.

Like, you've always wanted kids. I did. And even when you told me you were pregnant at 16, bitch, I was never, like, overreacting. I was like, oh, period, work. I'll name her. Like, literally, I wasn't. And even now, like, when people, when we figure out you're pregnant, because you do like to keep it a secret with family sometimes, even though you like to think that I will never know, like, she thinks that I was the last one to find out that she was pregnant. I'm like, mama.

I was one of the first. But I just didn't want... I was just waiting for you to fucking say something. I was venting to you that one time. Yeah, but... I was like, wait, don't tell anyone I'm pregnant. And you're like, okay. I was like, okay. I'm like, yeah, JR told me. Anyways. And I'm also just like, yeah, we see it. Yeah.

I'm like she really told me when she was six months pregnant and I'm like princess what do you mean like you have a belly bump like every fucking family party like I don't even know why you have to tell me that go no literally don't make me laugh

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But I guess just to wrap up what I was trying to say is like, nobody cares that much. Like the internet cares more than us. And like, if y'all really do care, care about the kids. Yes. Care about the kids. But just know these kids are being raised. Someone's always watching them. They're going to school.

anyways i think i cut you off what else did you you had a whole fucking note oh yeah i did okay so the interview with fanita first of all i love fanita so that's why i didn't take any of their their their jokes like i like honestly they weren't serious at all and i've watched fanita since the beginning of her like i know she's an entertainer brettman too she's a comedian like and like i knew that

I knew when I watched that, when I was watching the interview, I knew it was going to be some wild... Yeah, it was a joke. And like, you are laughing with us. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. I thought it was so funny. Yeah, like...

Girl, it's just like, it's so un-fucking-necessary. Like, and even the fact that, like, people DM me all the time. Like, oh, I've noticed you've unfollowed your sister. Like, what is the beef? Girl, we never follow each other. Should we follow each other on Instagram right now on camera? See? We, I don't care. And even, like...

We've never followed each other. We've never been even friends on Facebook. We still probably have each other blocked. That's not to say I don't go on her Instagram and like watch. I always go. And this bitch always watches my story of responding to me. I even like, even comment even though he doesn't fucking.

Sometimes he doesn't respond, but sometimes he sees it. I be sharing things on your feed. Like, bitch, we don't follow each other. We've never had... That's just the type of relationship that we have. And just because our relationship as brothers and sisters does not look like your relationship with your brothers and sisters, that does not make us less of a brother and sister. That does not mean you are closer and nicer to your brothers and sisters. Because...

It's just a follow. Yeah. I'm like, also, we don't see how y'all are. I'm sorry, like, we don't kiss. I'm sorry we don't hug. Like, there's, like, there's, like, people out there, like, kids with their fucking cousins, bitch. Like, I'm sorry we're not that close.

Like, what do you want me to say? I'm sorry. I'm sorry my mom had to work. I'm sorry my mom had to separate her kids. I'm sorry that you have a perfect relationship with your siblings and I don't. Work, bitch. I'm more fucking power to you and your siblings, bitch.

Period. What else, Princess? Girl, you had the notes. What the fuck do you mean? This is your episode, bitch. I don't even get to interview Princess on this episode. We'll do that on her part too one of these days. Oh, people think that you babysit my kids. Like on the daily. Okay, no, that's crazy. That's crazy. I'm like, what? I think I will say I love being an uncle because I get to turn it on and off however long as I want. And most of the time, I'm...

Most of the time, it's off. Most of the time, it's off. Like, period, bitch. I love your kids, but I hate kids. Period.

And I can only like, and even Cleo now, like I can babysit her for hours. But when she was a kid, like, girl, it was giving very much. Like, we'll watch like something for an hour. And I'm like, okay, go to Auntie Kat. And that's the same with E. E has a temper, like as cute as he is, he really is the cutest thing ever. Yeah.

He does have a temper. And like hanging out with E is literally like walking on eggshells. What mood are you in today? Yeah, it is giving very much that. Like last week we went to go plant shopping. He was so happy. Oh, that was like two weeks ago. He was so happy. I picked him up out of your house. He was fully dressed.

And then when we get to the plant shop, he realized... Five minutes in, girl. Like, he was walking. And he was so hot. Like, he needed a fan. And he wanted to go home. This is so boring. I'm like... Girl. And I'm like...

I can't be fighting a child at the plant shop. He really was like, oh, I thought we were going to Bretman's house. Yeah. No, the kids love hanging out at my house because they'll raid my snack bars. Well, I have a lot of shit to do anyways. And there's a lot of things to do. Yeah. They can run around, if anything, like, and they won't get lost because it's such a big lawn. Yeah. But for most of the time, even when they are here and I am babysitting them, like,

Girl, I just sit them in the kitchen and I put something on the TV and I make my assistant like cook them something. And that's it. Like I don't ever like I'm not changing diapers. I'm not like tutoring them. Like especially Cleo, like she hates being tutored. Yeah, she likes to do things on her own. And also I would like to say my daughter is very smart to like those haters, these grown adults haters.

Saying that my daughter is slow because of the interview you had with her, the podcast. Oh, yeah. Because she couldn't do four times two. Yeah. But I'm like, okay, that's basic. That's not basic math. Like, she's a seven-year-old. Like, there's… She's still learning multiplication and division and all of that. I want to know…

Did you learn? Yeah. I was going to say, I'm like, I mean, I will say it myself. Like I was a little advanced girl myself because in the Philippines, we did learn multiplication really early. But that's the thing. Like when I moved to America and I came here in second and third grade, like people were just learning how to do cursive here. And I was like, girl, I've been known how to curse. And even like multiplication and division, like because I learned it early, like,

the Philippines that doesn't mean people in America are stupid even though yes I do say that sometimes but like that doesn't mean they're stupid and like I don't know like saying that she's slow or like making a big deal of a child not knowing four times two and like comparing her to your child like I said again

Congrats, you motherfucking Lation, that your child is smart. Work, bitch. More power to you. But just because you have a child genius, that does not mean every other child that doesn't know what your child knows is stupid or slow. She's still learning like any other child. They're still learning. And to that as well, I will say, like, bitch, she is in the grade now where she's starting to read. And it's just like...

Oh, Cleo can read actually. She's a good reader. Yeah. And it's just like she can read y'all's comments. And it's like... Girl, we be on TikTok live. And she's like, why do you have no ring and you have three baby daddies? And she's like reading it. Cleo, stop reading those things. Girl, it's just like it makes me scared to see how she will be when she gets older. Like reading these comments really young.

But I don't really want to think about that right now. That makes me a little sad. Because you know how the world is. Especially for me. Announcing my third pregnancy, it was so hard for me, honestly. Was that Tophie? Oh, sorry. My fourth. I'm like, girl. What? Third and fourth? Yeah, Tophie's was secret too. I don't think you guys realized because...

On the show for the MTV, you were already hiding it. Yeah, I was actually pregnant. And I think that's why that season was a lot for everybody because no one knew you were pregnant. Even I didn't know you were pregnant. And I always know when this bitch is pregnant. And like, it was, I think it was a lot of things going on too.

So... I was moving too. Yeah. So just know Princess was pregnant during season 2 of MTV. And that's why a lot... There was a lot of emotions. High-end emotions. And emotions that weren't understood because you were keeping it a secret from us. Like, because we were always wondering why you were always late. Yeah. I was actually really, really scared. Honestly. I... Like...

I was scared because, you know, you guys know, like, I was in a bad relationship before this, before that. And then, like, boom, I was pregnant with...

you know, someone different. And then like, it was just a lot for me. Like, I didn't know what to do. I didn't know if I even wanted, you know, to keep the baby only because like, I was so scared to be judged. Like, and it was so scary for me to also, oh my god, I'm getting so emotional. It's because I'm pregnant, guys. I was also really scared to announce that I was pregnant. Like,

I really wanted to keep it to myself because I already knew like people are going to be like, oh my God, this is the third baby daddy. And I really expected that. Like I really did. But then I'm like, you know, all of my other kids, they,

They were announced. And I wanted to be proud. I wanted to be a proud mother for my third child, too. Like, I wanted them to get the same love that I... You know, like, not saying that, like, me publicly showing off my... Like, you know, announcing my pregnancy was because I love them or I wanted them to have the same love. But that's... It's just...

I wanted to. That's it. Like, I wanted to. And it's your choice. Yeah. And, like, I love all of my kids. And I feel like I didn't deserve, like, all of the hate. Like, I don't understand. I really don't understand the hate. Even now, like, I will say, like, I can't even think about how you are negating your feelings. Because, like, I'm obviously not even pregnant right now. And even reading those gets so...

tiring for me that I can only read like one or two and then I'll just be like it's so mentally draining to put myself in that shoe not even the shoe of like your brother but the shoe of like somebody that's so hateful inside that they have to project

Something towards you just so they could feel better about themselves when really some of y'all need to look in the fucking mirror. Yo, for real. For real, bro. For real. Some of y'all love to call her a thot, but here we are. Some of y'all grandmothers and some of y'all grandmothers are thots too. Some of y'all mothers are thots. And like it's easier to call someone else you don't know a thot.

Besides the people that are near you. Like, so... Some of y'all... Just say you're speaking from experience. Because... Yeah, they're definitely projecting also, like... You know... Traumas. Yeah. To me. And, like, I feel like also... Being a fertile queen isn't, like, a... It's a compliment to me. Because there's so many women out there... Who's not able to have kids. Like, you know? And, like...

Me having to be able to do that, like, it's such a blessing. And I wish all the women in the world is able to experience that. But unfortunately, some can't. And like, being fertile, like, calling me fertile or like, somebody called me fertile myrtle. Period. And I am. I should put fertile myrtle. Literally. But like, yeah. Your next merch, fertile myrtle.

But yeah, I love, I've always said like since, like Bretman said, since I was young, I've always wanted a big family. My grandma had 10 kids. Both sides of our family. I think our dad's side had eight. Yeah, eight and then 10. Yeah. So I mean. So girl, I'm sorry. It's in our genetics to fucking populate.

And if y'all have a problem with Princess having a lot of kids, girl, you should see some of my cousins, bitch. Some of my cousins, bitch, is giving family reunion. Like, here and in the Philippines, bitch. Our cousins in the Philippines, girl, they multiply. All I'm saying is I could never hate on a woman with multiple child because... Or mothers alone, period. Period.

Period. That and because same. I'm sorry. Like if I was a girl myself and I had the ability to be fertile and like have kids, same. Yeah. I'm sorry. Like I could never hate a woman for having a lot of kids. And also like there's people who hate on women that don't want to have kids. That too. I'm like, so what is it? What is it? Like what really is the issue? Like is it...

No kids. A lot of kids. One kid. Two kids. Like, why? Like, some people want to only have one kid. And then people are going to be like, oh, how come you don't want to have another kid? You can have a boy and a girl. It's like, why? Why? Because I want to have only one kid. It's never anybody's business. And we'll just leave it at that. Because it's been 30 minutes of...

talking about this and now we're gonna move on into something lighter and more Bratman Rock and Princess May related but just know these kids are being raised well these kids are really sweet and watch MTV season 2 with the whole fucking season girl instead of the 50 minute clip that y'all love to make up a whole narrative slash story when the story and narrative is already online links in the description

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Princess. Yes. Since you have laid it all out on the table, it's time to catch up with all of your supporters, girl. Besides all the pregnancy and all the kid dramas and all the baby daddies. What have you been up to? Not all of the baby daddies. Honestly, I've just been doing a lot of content, like lifestyle content, family more content, you know, relatable content for me. I feel like my content before was just me like doing my like...

Yeah, you're in your motherhood content. Yeah, that's just me. I'm still working on it, but I'm getting the hang. Because I feel like there's so much creators now. And they're like, how am I going to be different? So I'm like, here, I'm different. Your baby daughter. Period. That is so different. Oh, I would also like to say, okay, I didn't put this out yet. Sorry. But, you know, like, comments are always talking about, like, why...

your influencer why would you influence the young the young youth like the young youth the young people that's on Instagram why is the young people on Instagram first place like why would they be following me in the first place yeah like I just don't understand like why I just don't like

Why are you talking to me about this? Talk to their parents about this. Why do they have Instagram? I also don't remember you making a video being like, hi guys, get pregnant early. That's what I'm saying. I've never said like, this was okay. Like me having, but it's, it's life. Like that's life. That's just how your cookie crumbled. Oh, cookie crumble. She said, girl, I got to drop you off after this. Anyways, so you're a lifestyle content creator nowadays. Yeah.

Oh, where... Why have we not filmed for the past two years? I will answer this. Yes, go ahead. We haven't filmed the past two years because I also haven't filmed the past two fucking years. Like, girl, I have no YouTube video out. And my last one was the hair ritual, hair routine. And that shit got flagged. For what? For what?

So I lost my motivation making YouTube videos, honestly. Everything I say, everything I put out, flagged. I'm like, girl, bye. And also, I think because we live so far from each other now, like the time. Yeah. The time. And obviously, you just are busy mother of like four, like three, four. Three, four.

Because sometimes Tony's kids be over. There's five. There's five. Yeah, you have a full house. I can't really be expecting you to like come and like take time out of your kids. And a lot of your kids are like needs your attention. Like I'm not going to be selfish and be like, Princess, we have to film today. Like, you know. And also back to me, besides Princess, like I also lost my motivation like doing YouTube. So honestly, that's probably why. But.

My podcast has been so fun to do. And it's a lot more like chill vibes. And we really just talk about anything. Which is what a lot of our videos were doing.

Like we would do mukbangs and we'd take two bites and just talk for 30 minutes. And I'm like, why didn't we just start a podcast? And like I said already, like this is not the only episode Princess will be in. She will be kind of like an on-call co-host as well. She should be in a lot of the videos. But honestly, that was it. Like she wasn't in a lot of my YouTube videos because I wasn't making a lot of YouTube videos. Yeah.

And I just kind of lost love of my long-form formats. Do your kids know that we're like YouTubers? Cleo does. But like Ezekiel, not really. Like he doesn't know. Yeah. Yeah. I feel like Cleo understands. Yeah.

But I feel like... Because she's in school now. So a lot of her classmates are like, your uncle's Bretman Rock? That's weird. It is. I'm scared. And she told me one of her teachers pulled her on the side. She's like, is your uncle Bretman? And then she just... Honestly, my daughter is like...

She's like, she's very cringed about it. I'm sorry to say that. No, I love it. That's like all our nieces. Yeah, she's very cringed about it. Like, she's like, oh, like, get off me. Like, I don't like that. And I was like, do you take photos with them? And she's like, no, that's scary, mommy. I was like, what are they going to do with the photo? No, I think Cleo just doesn't realize, like,

Who she is. Yeah. Like, not who she is. But, like, she doesn't know that she's. But I'm grateful for that. Oh, yeah. I know. That's, like, all of my. All of our nieces and nephews. Like, they never really tell people at school. Like, oh, he's our uncle. Like, girl. Also in Hawaii. Like, no one cares. Yeah. And I keep saying that every episode. But, like, y'all. If you live here for your whole life. Like, nobody really cares. Yeah. Like, about fame. And things of that nature. So. Yeah.

I mean, I love that Cleo gets to experience a little bit of that. But at the same time, I will never hold her to it. Like if she looked at me and she's like, I don't want to fucking do Instagram or social media. I'd be like, work girl. Be a volleyball player. Oh yeah, she wants to be a volleyball player. And she's tall. She's very tall. And I feel like she's going to do very good at volleyball. I feel like she's very... What is that word? I forgot the word.

Mommy brain. Period. No, it's just princess brain, girl. That's just your brain, period. Wait, princess. Cleo told me that she gets bullied because she's so tall. Yeah, she's so tall. And I told her that you were the same. Like you were tall in your class too. And then you stopped growing. Do you think that's going to happen to her? I feel so bad because like...

It's not just she's tall, but she's like, I don't know why it's so weird. Like people know what ugly, like kids know what ugly is. And like being mean and being bullies, like really like first grade kindergarten. She was getting bullied in kindergarten and she's first grade now. So I'm like, oh wait, she's going to be second. Oh, she's second grade now, actually. But first grade, second grade, I'm like, oh my gosh, she's been bullied like twice.

I'm so... Like, I'm really, really sad for her. What do you tell her? As like... I'm sure there's parents out there watching this who have kids that are being bullied. Like, what kind of pep talks do you have with Cleo? Honestly, I...

Sometimes, she's a Scorpio. She likes to keep things to herself sometimes. That's the thing with her. Like, she's always been like that. She's very into, closed off by it. Yeah, she's like, I don't know. She's just be like, I don't know. Like, I'm sad. I'm like, what are you sad about? I don't know. Girl, just... But like, and then she starts to burst, like, out of...

nowhere like once everything she's built up but I've noticed that about her she's such a Scorpio girl yeah she is but anyways I just remind her that we all love her and sometimes I call my brother and I tell her like you know somebody that really loves themselves here this is yeah

You know somebody that actually loves themselves? Here, take some notes. No, but I call you. Yeah. And then I also like...

I wanted her to make sure that like the two women in her life, like motherly, like kind, like I, I talked to her dad's girlfriend sometimes and I let her know like, Hey, cause she sees her too. Like she goes to two different households, two different households. And I want to work with her and let her know, let, let Cleo know. We both let Cleo know that like, you know,

love yourself you're beautiful you're smart and like i see the messages she sends cleo like cleo just want to remind you that you're beautiful and you're smart and you know all of this and i do that too for her for cleo too and so like when she goes to school and then like she hears things like this it's she's so sensitive yeah no she really does it she doesn't hear that from us so like when other people talk tell her these things like

I don't know, like as much as I want to pull her out of school and then like, I know she needs to be strong and stand up for herself too. Yeah. You know, I want her to know like, you need to stand up for yourself. You need to tell the teacher, you need to tell them to go away or like, you know, just don't listen to them, you know, like just go to a different group of friends and stuff like that or just be by yourself. Being by yourself is also good. I tell her that all the time.

Be yourself, Cleo. And I think for me as her uncle, it's really hard for me to not just want to get up and literally scold these bitches. No, no. Seriously. But at the same time, the best thing that I could do as her uncle is always giving her words of affirmation. I always tell her to repeat things, especially when it's compliments about herself. And always reminding her that

It's ultimately how you talk to yourself. Like you cannot be your biggest bully if the world is already bullying you. I was so surprised when she told you on the podcast

No, I don't need makeup because I'm beautiful. Period. Because she is. Period. She tells me that too. She's like, mommy, you don't need makeup. You're beautiful. And I'm like, give me the blush. She's like, but let me blend this. Okay, princess. Every time I have you on my podcast, I want to give you a moment to give some mommy advice. I'm going to call it mommy my my's corner. Mommy my my's advice. Okay.

Mommy My My's advice. Oh, like what? Like what kind of advice? I guess for your first topic is... What is your advice for mothers online? Online? That's what you're here for. Like motherhood online. Sharing motherhood online. Or anybody that really is like a mother content creator out there. Or just really anybody that's a mother online. And dealing with hate or like, you know, just dealing with anything. Yeah, honestly...

I want to say that before you are a content creator, before all of this social media stuff, it doesn't actually matter. You are a mother first. And also you are yourself first. Like put yourself first all the time. Mentally, like you have to be, I feel like I mentally need to prepare myself because people are always coming after me as a mother and like me as a human being period. Like,

there's so much hate. Like, oh my gosh, Brett. Oh my goodness. So my cousin's wedding, Cleo's dress. They said that it was too low. But she's seven and she was running around. And like the pictures I took, they just judged me off the bat. Like, oh, she needs to be like a little girl. She needs to dress up like a little girl. Like,

She's Polynesian. She's just different, you know? I'm sorry. She has Moana in her veins. And so, like, I try to dress her as, like, you know, her body type. You know what I mean? And so, like, in that picture, she was fixed up, you know? I think she looks so cute. Her dress is so cute. Yeah, no. Girl, she was swirling the whole fucking...

Her hair got poofy throughout the whole night. She is a kid and we love to let them be kids. Kids are supposed to run around. Kids are supposed to like not care about their outfits. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. And I'm like...

You didn't dress her properly. And I'm just like. No. I'm. Yes. I did. Like. She's a little girl. Like. What is she supposed to wear? She's also the flower girl. Like. I think her dress looks so cute. And then they're just like. It's just too low in her chest. I'm like. Cleo has a chest. Like. This is so different. Okay.

Period. And I will say, I mean, it's not my mommy's corner, but also I think having boundaries with what you post of your kids, I think is also very helpful. I know that was something that I had to learn because obviously with Cleo, Cleo and E are very different. But when Cleo was a kid, we were always shoving a camera in her face. And like,

Her first walk, like we're recording. I'm always recording her when she comes over. I think a boundary that I learned when Cleo was really young is...

Teaching her that she has the option to say no when she's being filmed. And that's why also you guys don't really see Cleo a lot in my videos anymore. It's because like sometimes she doesn't want to be filmed. Like sometimes your kids don't want to be filmed. You don't need to film. Ezekiel loves to be filmed. But E, girl, he will film himself if you don't film him. That's what I'm saying. Like Ezekiel would take my phone and he'll start recording himself. Yeah. There's just two different...

You know, I noticed that with all of my kids though. They're all so different. Yeah, Tofi, oh my gosh. So quiet and demure. Yeah, and like doesn't care. But he's still a baby. But he's the most chillest baby I've ever liked. I would say that too. Ezekiel was a little crazy. I have never heard Tofi's voice before.

Like, I literally have literally asked Princess. I'm like, does he talk? Because he's, like, even cry. Like, he's never cried. No, he doesn't cry. Like, when he asks for something, like, he'll just tap you. Like, he's so chill, girl. Like, he's, like, very muñeca vibes. Yeah, he is. He's very chill. I...

I love these kids. Yeah, they're also fun. Princess, at the end of every episode, I like to do product of the day. Oh, no. We should talk about being a teen mom. I think we can save that for a full episode. Oh, that's true. Because that's like a lot of things to talk about. Yeah, I was going to ask her about like being a teen mom and all that stuff. But I think we'll save that for the next episode. We should. Because there's a lot of pockets in that. There's a lot of things that we could get into. But yeah.

Did you feel like you rested your case today? Yes, 100%. 100%. And I hope people talk about this more than they talk about the bad things. I feel like that's what people always want. Girl, I already know. And I will say this in this video because I already know. They will clip a five-second clip in this video and blow that out.

into something that it's not. I already know. That's how it's going to be. Look at in this second right here when princess like rolled her eyes like, bitch, go fucking find a fucking hobby, you stupid fucking bitch. Yeah, that's crazy. So yeah, at the end of every episode of my podcast, princess, I like to do the most beauty guru thing I can think of, which is product of the day. Do you have a product of the day? Yes, I do. Would you like to go first?

Oh, I don't have it right now. Oh, well, cue in the transition music. All right, while we're grabbing Princesses products of the day, today, my product of the day are these MediHeal pads. They are basically toner pads. They come in many different colors and different duties that they do. This one is for collagen. This one is for foaming.

phytoenzyme peeling this one is for blemishes this one is for moisture and this one is for collagen retinol lifting my favorite one which is not in here is the yellow one that one is for brightening i left that one in my la apartment and the green one i also left that one in my la apartment those are my two favorites and the one that i use the most in hawaii is the collagen one or the water one

Wait, no, it's this one. I get these on Amazon slash... Some of them are also from TikTok shop. Do you get shit on TikTok shop? What was the last thing you got on TikTok shop? Oh, the last thing that I got from TikTok shop was a portable straightener. I feel like it's so good for me because like... I'm such an on-the-go like...

I don't have time to do my hair. Like you do your makeup and I'm like, oh, I'll do my hair in the car. Yeah, yeah. Very much. She's mother. That's so mother. Yeah. That is mother. I was like, oh my God, I need that. Because I'm always like, oh my God, I don't know what to do with my hair. Like it's all crazy and stuff. But once I got that, I just started straightening my hair like in the car. Or like when we get there and I'm just straightening my hair.

And you can also style it with it. So it's really good. It was very affordable too. It was not that expensive. Cute. All right. Your product is here. Thank you, Kat. Oh. Oh my God.

What is that, girl? I've been loving this cleaning product. It's called Bars Keeper. There's also the powdered one. Who put you on that? Let me see. My followers. So I posted my bathtub and it was like black.

My bathtub was black. Yeah, bitch. I don't know how that always happens in your... Not even your bathtub, bitch. Your toilet. Yeah. I'm like, princess, is your toilet alive? It's giving very much the venom. It's trying to come out. I'm like...

What? Wait, so tell me about this because I might need this. What do you mean? Like, oh, it just like... Why is it your favorite? I've been looking for a cleaning... I thought like bleach was going to work. I thought like scrub daddy... The scrub daddy, the paste was going to work. It didn't work. It took out the scum out of the bathroom, but it didn't take out like...

The... The limestone. Yeah, the stain on it. Like, the black stain on it. So I'm like, oh my God. Like, it looks like I don't clean my bathtub. So I'm like, I need something to clean it. And honestly, this definitely worked. Like, a lot of the people that I asked, like, what should I use? And then...

So I finally got it like last week and I cleaned my bathtub and it's, wow, it's white. Like, I'm like, oh my God. And then once today, Berman was like, oh, can you bring out like a product review or like on something and like you, you like, and I was like, does it have to be like beauty? Cause like, I've been loving it like a cleaning product. She's a mother now. So she doesn't care about beauty products. We care about cleaning products. Actually, I was going to bring my, my instant pot. It was from Caraway actually. Yeah.

Oh, period. Yeah, they sent me one and I was like, oh my God, I could do like everything in here. Oh, period. I don't have a caraway in St. Paul. I should ask them for one. Caraway, girl. You know who to send to. Why y'all send my sister one and not me? When I'm the one doing an ad, I should make you do the ad read for them the next time. I would do it actually. Yeah. I would like to get a set.

A little steady set. Like the pink ones are cute. Yeah. No, I like the white with the gold. I was going to say, did you ever figure out why your bathtub is black? Maybe it's... Like it's the type of...

The tile of the Oh I was gonna say Maybe instead of Cleaning the bathroom Maybe you should start Showering more And cleaning yourself Maybe it's The black is from No it's from the soap scum But Yeah You tried that one though Yeah I did Period Yeah

Yeah, you tried it though. And sometimes like when I bathe the kids, like I always forget to drain the water. So it stays there for a while. And then like when I come home, I'm like, oh my God, there's too much water. So I come in and then I don't have time to like rinse it off and all of that. So it just leaves there.

And like, oh my God, Cleo used crazy conditioner. And I was just like, Cleo, like why do you use so much conditioner? Because she has our hair. Like she has so much. Bitch, I go through conditioner so much. And I'm like, and she doesn't like, she doesn't wash off the thing. She doesn't rinse off the whole thing. So she just leaves it. So there's a lot of soap scum, a lot of like conditioner. There's a lot of products.

Period. Girl, it's just crazy that we have to... We have so many bathrooms now that we have to take care of. Because when we were kids and sharing a house, a bathroom with 20 people, like, I didn't really have to clean it because I knew the next person was going to clean it, girl. No, for real. I knew my mom was going to get in the shower after me. So I was like, but now... Now it's me. Yeah. Now it's me. No, like you... And you don't share a bathroom with your kids. They have their own bathroom. So like you...

You don't really get to see it until you are cleaning. Yeah. The boys, well, the boys share the bathroom and then me and Kaleo does. It's more like, you know. Boy and girl bathroom. Yeah. I love it. I might have to get this for my house, girl. You're putting me on. Bar keepers friends. It's more cookware, kitchen, and bathrooms. Yeah. Period. Use her code. Bar keepers.

Literally, let her have an ad read. Let her find out. And then after that, I use the daddy scrub. Period. So what do you have going on, Princess? Is there anything you would like to plug? Yes. Just follow me on all of my socials. RealPrincessMe on Instagram. RealPrincessMe on TikTok. Yeah. That's it.

She's the real princess man and everything. But yeah, that is the end of my episode. I hope you guys follow me on all of my social media. Everything is at Bretman Brock. But fuck that. Follow the Baddest Radio. Like, I already know you're following me. So you might as well follow the Baddest Radio. Give it a thumbs up. Give it a like. Rate it a five star. Do all of that.

Comment down below what you guys would like to see more from Princess and I. Because like I said, she'll be in more episodes. Yeah, I'm so excited. I love you guys. And I will see you guys next episode. Bye, guys. Aloha. Yeah. Bye, Peach. I'll see you next Thursday. Yeah. Don't forget to follow, rate, and like. You can follow me at BretmanRock on everything. And follow the podcast at The Baddest Radio on all social media.

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