Labubus/Zimomos for President
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The following podcast is a Dear Media production. Hello, everybody. We are back. Episode 19, girl. I can't believe we're here. We're dressed in our Winter Wonderland outfits today. This is November. It's getting cold. You know what? It's been raining for the past week. Yeah. You guys might think that I tell Princess or Miss K to come in and...

And we're back.

Did you get the A, Ang Serap Serap? B, Ang Aking Balat? C, Laseng Coklat? D, Didila Ana?

Did you get that out of your head yet? No, not yet. Literally, when I wake up every morning, I'm like, hey, I'm set up. If you guys don't know what we're talking about, who are we talking about, Miss K? Miss Angel from RuPaul's Drag Race Season 3, Philippines. Angel, we are such big fans of yours. Obsessed. Any doll, honestly, that comes out of Drag Race Philippines, Jade, Bernie...

Ugh. Iconic. And Cat Cat, obviously, winner of season two. Like, they're always just the best parts of this season. And I feel like dolls, in words of Miss J, so they just are, it's called doll domination, girl. They just dominate all the time. No, they do. Because it's like, sometimes they came up, they come up with like the best. Yeah. Like, how do you say that? Like sayings? What?

Words? I don't know. They're just meme-able. Yeah. They're just internet, period. It's a great, that song, it's like, it's a great, like, confidence booster. Because I'm always saying that whenever I feel like a little down and I'm like, oh. Especially for the dolls, I'm sure. No, I'm a chocolate.

No, I love it. Wait, really quickly, since we're talking about our favorite shows, let's talk about High Potential real quick. Oh my God. Okay. So if you guys are looking for a show to watch, High Potential is on TV right now. I think they air a new episode every Tuesday. So he says. Yeah. Well, last week they didn't have because of the election, but I'll give you guys a quick little elevator pitch of it. It's this girl who suffers with this.

Thing in her brain Where she cannot keep still Unless she solves problems She also recognizes And sees like Little small details And then

And basically, the pilot episode is her. She's a cleaning lady. She's cleaning for, like, the police department. Yeah, the investigation area. And she accidentally bumps, like, a case file. And as she was cleaning it, she was, like, solving the... Like, she started noticing some little details in the pictures that nobody would catch. Yeah. Only her. So she had to, like...

potentially like make up a story of like why this happened and like literally so she basically scratches the board of the detectives and like this is not your killer she is actually a victim and then the next day they brought her in and they were like girl you're tampering with evidence and she's like no bitch i just yeah i solved it for you i just solved it for you and then she explained why and it's basically like a hyper detective show if you guys like psych

I know that show was like in the early 2000s, but it's kind of like similar vibes. Yeah, it is. Do you believe in like people actually like having like gifted? Oh yeah, of course I do. I mean, there's like people who have autism and like different versions of it. There's like,

Super math genius. I have a friend who his cousin is autistic. And if you tell him your birthday, he will tell you what the moon cycle was that day. Yeah. It's just like so cool. Just like super smart people. That's why I'm like, oh my gosh. It could happen. It is very much that. If you had that, what do you think your power would be? Not power, girl. He could do like a super...

a superpower it is who does that it is and I know in the show they were like so you have a gift and she was like it's not a gift I can't sleep yeah so I know it's not cool in a sense for maybe people who have it but I always appreciate people who have like photographic memory that's what I was gonna say I was like I wish I had that like to I don't even remember what I had for breakfast yesterday

So, like, to potentially, like, tap into that and where you remember everything. Everything that you see. Basically, like, elephants. Yeah. Like, elephants know where they've been. They got big brains. Big brains. So, I'm assuming you would have the same answer too. I do. Also, I would...

Yeah. Actually, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Anyways, if you guys are looking for a cute show to watch, High Potential, I got everyone to watch. I know it sounds sponsored, but it's not. I just love it so much. I got my assistants to watch it. I got Miss K and Jorley to watch it. And I started watching it because Gabby, Gabriel Zamora was like my boyfriend and I watched this show and you have to watch it. And I tried to watch it with my boyfriend. Yeah. But girl, if there's anything about Miss Justice, girl, we are not watching any movies. Because...

Is he one of those like talkers? No, we are one of those, are you still watching? Very much. Okay, okay. Yeah. No, because sometimes we do that in here, in this house where it was like, okay, watch. I tell them to watch some things and I look over and they're like all sleeping. Oh, well, there's that too. Well, yes. No, it's just like literally like, I'm like, hmm.

Would I rather be watching this or would I just rather be touching up on my hot man? Yeah, yeah. Very much that. So I really can't watch anything with my man because I'm...

Cha! Anyway. We get occupied. Let's just say that. So let's get into the nitty gritties of it all. Would you like to start with your misty? Oh yeah, of course. Here's my drink of the day. It's just a cold brew with milk and caramel. You're such a barista. This bitch went to the fucking coffee store and got a cold brew and then came over to make herself a new drink. No, because I wanted to make a cold brew, but I didn't have time to...

Brew. Yeah. What makes the perfect cold brew? I like my cold brew overnight. Like, so you soak it over, like, cold water or, like, warm water and let it cool down over the night. That way it, like, soaks up everything.

And like all the flavors gets in there. Do you do the pump thing too? I know there's a cold brew pump. That's for like I think the quick cold brew. Because I remembered like during COVID that was like my thing. I would always just get a venti cold brew and then period. Obviously now we don't drink from there but. This is yours.

Girl, you swear. Girl, I be making him stay up all night. Hopefully you like it. I like mine's a little bitter. Girl, this is so good. This is more like less bitter than I thought. Really? What did you put in this? Just caramel and a splash of milk. Ooh, girl. For the cold brew wellness. The combination of you making me drinks and Kat's dessert. I'm like, I could

I could film every day, honestly. With all that sugar in him. Literally. But also, my tea of the week is... What's your tea of the week, Miss T? We have a new president. Yes.

We do have to address the elephant in the room. Speaking of elephants. I love that you asked that. No, I can't vote this year. I am a part of Miss Michelle Obama's When We All Vote co-chair. So I always encourage people to vote. Yes. But if I did vote, I think it's pretty obvious who I would have sided with being an immigrant and gay myself. And a supporter of women's rights. Exactly. But I think, obviously, I want to feather about

About this very carefully. Yeah. And I don't hate people who voted for Trump. I think people... It's a lot of hate right now. Especially on like X and like TikTok. Where it's like, if you voted for Trump, you know, you belong in hell. And like you, you know. And in a way, I'm not disagreeing with that. But I think at the same time, you can agree to disagree. You can still be friends with people who supported Trump. Of course. Yeah. Yeah.

For me, I think

Especially with this election, it really just depended on what you wanted done the most. And I think just because I have my priorities straight on like women's rights and gay rights and like... Trans rights. And trans rights doesn't necessarily mean the people who are voting on the other side are evil people. It just means that their priorities are different than mine with what they want to fix in the world. What about you, Miss K? You are a U.S. citizen yourself. I did vote. Oh my God. I did vote. Hey, Miss Kahala. Mwah. Mwah.

Kahala. Kamala. Girl, I'm like... Did you vote on Kamala? I'm so sorry. No, we have a Kahala ma here. And I'm pretty sure Miss K was the... Okay, I'm so sorry. You made Kamala Hawaiian real quick, girl. I'm so sorry. I did vote for Miss Kamala. Because she...

She was focusing on the rights that I would, you know, would benefit me. Yeah. Yeah. Basically. And that's just that on that. I don't want to make any more comments other than that, I think. And that's the tea, girl. Because I just feel like I don't feel like fighting. I don't feel like defending myself. Especially, I'm like, girl, how am I going to defend myself when I didn't even vote? You're fighting a bitch that didn't even vote. Yeah. I can't even vote, you know? Yeah. Yeah.

So with that being said, let's move on to the tea. I'm going to read my November entry of this year. I will feather around it because there are some in here that I can't really talk about, which is so, oh my God, I know that sounded like 2016 influencer, like, hey, y'all, I just had a meeting. I can't talk about it though. I can't, I really can't, I can't. But okay, November, my November entry is,

There's a big November in it. Literally. I can't believe we are already in November. I feel like this month will be a pivotal month for me because I have so many things to look forward to, especially when it comes to big moves with my career. I'm going to New York in a couple of weeks and I get to blank, blank, blank, blankety, blank, blank. And I can't wait for that.

I'm also looking forward to the great balance of work and personal life. And I'm very excited to spend some time with family, quality time with family this year and also get a bunch of work done because I feel like this time of the year is very like,

It really tests me on like my time management skills because obviously I want to spend as much time with my family. But also all these work with like, I feel like brands throw away money at the end of the year where they're like. Because the holiday season. Yeah. So much work I have to get done. And even with like traveling, I have to get done. So it'll be really interesting. And it's interesting every year where how I kind of like navigate that. But yeah.

I am hosting the Thanksgiving this year and that's why my tree is already up. You know that girl. I know, I'm so excited. I'm also giving you a lot of comments and DMs from people because I posted the other week of like my Christmas tree already up. Because it was November 2nd, girl. And people were like, girl, it's too early. I'm like, girl, you obviously don't have Filipinos in your life because bitch. No, no.

Literally half of our... That should have been up in September, really. Because we don't technically... In the Philippines, we don't technically celebrate Halloween. We celebrate the Day of the Dead, but we literally just put offerings. Atangs, yeah. Yeah. That's it. And we don't celebrate Thanksgiving. Yeah, we don't celebrate... Because...

We don't have the same, like, it's not. We don't have, we don't have pilgrims. Yeah, it's not. Yeah, but, so we don't have that. So literally, we all... From September to December. I think they do it because, why do you think Filipinos have their decorations up in September? I honestly think it's because there's nothing... Else. Yeah, there's nothing else in their culture that would make them...

Decorate for other things For sure It would just be like Christmas My thing is I don't know if it's just me Like coping And stuff like that But you know how like Burmese months is also like Baguio months for us Yeah Which also Pray for Kagayan Where we're from They're very flooded right now Like girl my mom be sending me like I didn't even know that Girl My mom is like my newscaster bitch Really? Like I be on her live yesterday And she's like

She's on live, like videotaping our roof that's like shaking. And I'm like, Lord, please pray for us. Our roof is coming out. Obviously in Ilocano. She's like, And I'm like, oh my God, mom, let me. Which is true because I've experienced like tropical storm over there. Oh girl, we've had. Yes. We've like gone swimming just like outside of our house. No, literally I've experienced earthquake in the Philippines. I can't.

I can't say that I have. I did. Me and my brother was playing one time and then literally... How old were we? I think we were maybe second grade, first grade. So we weren't together. Yeah, no, we weren't together. I was in love though. Okay. And then we basically were just playing in the living room and all of a sudden the whole entire place started shaking. Like literally shaking. It was like...

That's crazy. And literally my mom just grabbed us and we went outside and then we just waited out till it stopped. People in California are probably like, okay girl, that's nothing. That's everyday. That's a Tuesday for us. Well, that's because they're on the fault. No, California is crazy how it's so like, they're just so nonchalant about it. Because I've experienced like,

I wouldn't say earthquake. It wasn't quaking. But it was like earth tripping. The earth was tripping a little bit. And then everyone... I was getting my makeup done. And then everyone... All my glam team was just like... Oh, earthquake. It's whatever. Cute. But I was saying... I think Filipinos have their decorations up early because...

Baguio season is very just like depressing yeah and I feel like they're just doing it to have something to look forward to and like just something to do because obviously holidays back home is a big deal and like girl

So I think they're just doing it so that they have other things to do. Yeah, to worry about. Yeah. And just like, excuse to celebrate. Also, an excuse to go caroling. Yeah. I don't understand how bitches be caroling in September, girl. I used to carol. I love caroling. Same. I used to go around my neighborhood and like, knock on people's doors even if they're sleeping. Girl, give us a little one-two right now. What would you sing? Well, the first thing I would do is I would knock and I'll be like, na mamas ko po.

And then Jingle bells Jingle bells We would do like Three songs And then we would Knock again He's like Thank you Thank you Ang baba it ninyo Thank you And if they don't Give nothing Ang dada mot ninyo Thank you My favorite song To sing Honestly Is the I mean

That one. Butchered the fucking lyrics. I know. But just know when that's around, bitch, I'm popping pussy. With the little... Yeah. And you make it with like little... The cans? The Coca-Cola bottle caps. Yeah. You like flatten it and like you make it like... Put it together and it becomes like... What is that? Tambourine? Yeah. Kiefer, I don't know how many more Christmas I can spend in America. I know. We need to...

It's so depressing, Moki. Every year, I'm like... I don't know if I can... I mean... Like, the Christmas spirit in America is just so different from, like, Philippines. And I'm so sorry, like... I know y'all be going crazy, too. Like, I love a New York Christmas, girl. I love and I love... I'm excited for that. But... It's also because we've never experienced white Christmas. Like, with the snow falling and waking up. Yeah. Because...

And it has a lot to do with just like us not knowing how to celebrate Christmas American way. Because last year, and I know you guys are so tired of me saying this. Last year was our very first white people Thanksgiving. Thanks to my white assistant, Kat. And I loved it. I loved it. And literally, it was like a light bulb moment for me last year where I'm like, yeah, I own Thanksgiving now. Because I'm so tired of y'all coming over for Christmas, bitch. Like we're doing that at my brother's.

So... Because you don't have to plan for games and like things like that. No, I think this year though, I think that's what was missing last year for November. Because after Thanksgiving food, we were like, what now? Yeah. So I think we're going to do like a little bit of games this year. Just because, you know, I always give the best prizes. I know.

And I think our family games are just... We take it too fucking seriously. We are all competitive. People are like, where do you get your competitive from? I'm like, you should hang out with us. Yeah. Like even a bingo night. Yes. We'd be screaming just... Because we'd be like yelling at the person who's like yelling at the numbers because they didn't pick out the numbers. But it's literally...

And you would think we're fighting for like fucking even 50 bucks bitch no it's like dollars. Yeah like two bucks. Yeah like we're screaming at the top of our lungs for 10 bucks at most like yeah it's not that serious. I feel like the game that our family gets most competitive I think it's the musical chairs. Musical chairs especially the kids. Yeah girl they be yanking that chair out of each other even if like they're like on the floor tumbling they don't care. Yeah.

I want to sit on that chair. And I remember one year it led to an emergency room visit. Yeah. Would you like to tell that story? Because we are... No, you do it. Okay. I feel like you remember it more because I wasn't really paying attention to it. You weren't. I was definitely in charge of the music. I think I caused it. Anyway, so this year, one of these years, I think two years ago. Yeah, yeah. I had a cousin that was dating somebody that was participating with us. Yeah. And it was Colin and that person. Yeah. Yeah.

So he's an ex now. But basically, we're doing musical chair and I pause it. And I think Colin had snatched the chair and causing my cousin's ex to fall down. And he tried to grab it. No, he had his hand on the ground. And Colin puts the chair on top of his hand and sits on it and basically like smashes it.

His hand. And he had to get like surgery and like was off from his hand for like a while. But I think it was also payback because. Karma. Yeah. Because prior to that. Because prior to that. My sister broke her leg. Broke her toes. Her toe. Was it her leg or her toe? No.

Oh, I think it was her toes. Yeah, so I'm like an eye for eye, girl. Literally, a finger for a toe. A finger for a toe. So yeah, that's what our fucking Christmas...

Family games. Yeah. If there's no one crying, we didn't play the game right. If no one's like dirty. Yeah. The way these kids would like fight for like 20 bucks over a fucking chair is crazy to me. But I get it. Yeah. Because we used to do that too. Yeah. Do you have any other fond Philippine memories? Hmm.

I feel like we could save this for Christmas to talk about it, but I miss Simbang Gabi. Oh, yeah. I used to go every night with my mom. And I know you participated in the, when you would walk around the whole town. Did you do that? No, I didn't. Oh, you guys couldn't do that, girl. You guys didn't have a town. No, we did not. Y'all lived in like a... Like a long road. But after Simbang Gabi, which is, what is it? Christmas? The night before? Like Christmas Eve? No.

No, they do it in America too. Seven days before Christmas? Seven days before Christmas, you go to the church. Night masses. Night masses. And at the end, all the kids and all the young adults go around and we play our music. I was always in charge of the bamboo. I know it sounds weird, but you put your finger in there and you go like, ew, ew. Why did I make that? But it looks like I'm fingering. Oh no, I think we did that once.

that once with y'all yeah you did yeah with the with the candle with the candle you either I think the girls hold the candles and the boys make the noise in the back yeah but that was really fun and the like the night food because sometimes that's the only reason why people would go is for the food the food bitch ugh

I don't even want to talk about it. I'm already fucking hungry. But yeah, those are like the best to look forward to. And they would celebrate something at the end. I know. But I forgot what it was. Like a party? Or was it the parade? I think it was the parade that ended it. Yeah. That was that. Yeah. Also that and like the fireworks. I just honestly feel like I'm not gonna lie. No, we gotta save some of these conversations for Christmas conversation. Because girl, we're not gonna have anything to talk about.

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to answer our weekly questions and for a chance to be featured on the show. See you there. What do you look forward to eating at Thanksgiving? Oh my God, wait. My favorite Thanksgiving food

Clearly, we've only had one white people Thanksgiving. But my favorite food from that was like the inside, the stuffing. The stuffing. The stuffings with the dry ass turkey. Like, I don't know why. I'm just like, oh, this is cute. I honestly love the turkey. Turkey gravy is like my favorite gravy. I don't know what's in it, but it's so much more better. I also feel like in Thanksgiving food, you can just literally like get...

A bitch. A bitch. A bit of everything. There's some that are questionable. Honestly. Let's really talk about it. Like the cranberry. The cranberry sauce. I don't like cranberry sauce. What's with that? Is that like a... Has it always been a part of Thanksgiving? I think it has.

Because they always have to have that cranberry sauce, the sweet yams with the marshmallow, mashed potatoes. What else? The stuffing. Yeah. Kat, we are talking about Thanksgiving food. What is your favorite Thanksgiving food? Since she didn't bake anything today, she will be telling us about her favorite foods for Thanksgiving. I don't necessarily like eating turkey, but I make it. But I like when I make prime rib.

It's really good. Yeah, yeah. And then I always do like a pasta dish. Not mac and cheese. I do mac and cheese, but I always also do like… Like last year was…

What was it? Vodka pasta with lobster, I think. Oh, that was really good. Yeah, so this year I'm going to do something dairy-free though for Bretty. Kat makes really good vodka pasta, by the way. What about like really questionable Thanksgiving food? Is there any like Thanksgiving food that you're like… I'm going to try making green bean casserole this year. It has a bad rep, but I feel like it could be really good. Yeah. And it's once a year. I remember putting y'all on to Ambrosia.

That one's really good. That's something I grew up with and I grew up with this other thing. I did it last year. It's called cranberry salad. It's also a sweet salad. Very like Midwest vibe. Wait, me and Brett had a question earlier. Why is cranberry sauce a thing? Because it goes, it's just like a bite of everything. Like something sweet, something salty, something savory. It's just all go together. And it was always a thing? Some people do applesauce.

- Oh. - Like people in New York, I heard a lot of people do applesauce. - Yeah. - And also people do cranberry sauce. My favorite thing to make… I said prime rib or also mac and cheese. I think I've gotten pretty good at making the mac and cheese.

Yeah. This year should be fun. She makes it very cheesy. It's full of cheese. Obviously, I can't experience it. But based on everyone's reactions, everything's really good. And based on how everybody's take home to go is always like piled with mac and cheese. I'm pretty sure your mac and cheese is good. And she always makes me a special batch. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

I tried it once. Like, did she... I think I've tried one of your non-dairy products before and I was like, what the heck is this shit? No, my thing is... I was like, we're eating this? No, I love it. No, most of the time, I'm like, thank you for trying. Yeah.

Thank you for thinking of me. But don't make this again. No, there is this. I don't know what this. I think she made it with. Because she made two opposite ones. And then I forgot what the dish was. Yeah. But you had your dairy free. My favorite ones are never like dessert. Like any dessert that she makes is always good. Yeah, always. But it's the. It's when she made me like a non-dairy birria taco. And it was just fish. And I was watching everyone eat their cheese. Oh, I think it was.

Yes, it was. And I was also on a diet. So I was literally like watching everyone. Yeah. Like literally like

And there was nothing in it. It was just cheese. No cheese. I mean, no, no, no cheese. It was just fish. And I was like looking at it. I was like, wow, that looks really good. Because fish tacos is usually really good. And you had it. And he was like, oh, you can take a bite. And I was like, yeah, I'll stick to my barrier tacos. Nasty. Wait, let's address the other elephant in the room, y'all.

- The Laboopo. - It's matching us. - Oh my gosh, it is matching. I literally had my assistant. - It's literally matching you. - Yeah, I had Miss Kat grab it because I was like, "I need my friend." Miss Kaylee, like last week, I wanna ask you again, what are you grateful for this week? - Oh my gosh, not to sound fake, but I am grateful for you. Girl, we love. - Because last time I came here, he gave me a new phone, you guys, and he gave me a headphone.

And I'm just like, you know, and all of the... Ew. Ew, Kiefer. And all of the travels that you've bought me and like brought me to and like... I know. I wish I had money to bring you to New York this week. Or not even money, bitch. The funds. Because sometimes I really... The brands will be like plus one. I'm like automatic. Yeah.

But without you, I wouldn't be here. You wouldn't have a phone, a new phone. Yes. Oh my God. And I've been using this phone and I've been like asking him for a new phone and I just don't...

It's just a line. Yeah. And I just say it just to joke around sometimes because I'm like, whatever. But it really do. Yeah. It really do be manifesting shit, bitch. Okay. My. Oh, were you going to. I feel like you were going to say something. No. Yeah. Because no, I just remember that time when we went to Sweden and I was crying in the back by myself. You always talk about this damn time, bitch. Because that was.

You need a journal about it. That was a special moment for me. Because like that was the day I got into Europe for the very first time. And I was in the back by myself. That's a lie. Did I not bring you to... That was the very first time. And then we went to Paris after that.

I think that was two different trips. Anyways, keep talking. That was the very first time you took me to Europe. And I was like, oh my God, I can't believe I'm here. And I started tearing up. And I was just like, in my head, I didn't want to say this to him that day because I was just like, ugh. Honestly, girl, after a whole trip, that's so... I don't want to get sappy, bitch. I'm already sappy. Yeah. And I was just like, oh my God, this bitch is really bringing me to places that I've never been to before. I'm so thankful. And I started crying because I was like,

Dang, he really works hard to bring me. Well, you're the only bitch I know that I could say a place and you wouldn't even care where it is. And you're like, I'm packed. Okay. Yeah. Like I could literally go. She's like literally making my... Also, I did also tell this to Miss Kate. One of her biggest goals is to do...

That show, that one that- Oh, um, dang I forgot it! No no no, The Amazing Race. Yeah, The Amazing Race. Obviously, and she's always asking me to be her fucking co-stars. Maybe you can find a co-star today. Yeah, hi Amazing Race. I am, you know, this is our audition. Hell no. And we would like to go to an Amazing Race and run for Amazing Race.

I will not be going because Kiefer, we're literally going to place last if you bring me, bitch. No, I feel like... I know we work well together, but I don't travel well. We travel well together, but I don't travel well myself, bitch. Like, you know, I'd be like, Kiefer, by episode two, I'm like, bitch, we're going home. So you're like, I miss my place. I miss my chicken. You need to bring a bitch that's like well at traveling. Like Princess would eat, I think.

I think I would lose my mind. Yeah, no, probably not. I'd be like, princess, do you know how to drive a stick? Because I don't. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Does she know how to navigate? Does she know how to do puzzles? Yeah, she does. Oh, yeah, she's good. But certain puzzles? Okay. What are you grateful for? I'm like, I don't want to think about that. My head hurts. What am I grateful for? This week, I am grateful for...

Bitch, I was gonna save that sappy answer. I will have a family answer one day. But no, this week in general, I'm just grateful for my time alone. Yeah. Honestly, like, girl...

I love, and Kat will say this, like, girl, I love my time alone this week. The whole week, I really just, I got so much shit done gardening. I got so much shit done decorating. I just like being alone, but not lonely. Like, you know this, but like, sometimes I will literally just have you over just to know that you're in my house. Like, I don't even care to hang out with you. Like,

Not like that. Not like that. No, but whenever he invites me, I'm like, okay, I'm not going to show my face. I'll just be around in the house. Yeah. Like a shadow. No. And like, and same with my man. It's like, girl, he'll ask me if I need help. I'm like, I'd rather just have you watch me garden. Yeah. Yeah. And I get it because like Kat's the same way where like she'd rather like cook by herself. Yeah. Yeah. Even in the house when we're decorating, we're decorating. I

I'm decorating upstairs and she's decorating downstairs Like girl we're very much like you do that And if you need anything carried Like let me know but yeah other than that Like girl I think also just like Cause I know I have New York coming up like I just wanna be a and you know this Like when I have like big travels there's nothing I wanna do more than be by myself and alone And like literally just be a crab And like just be with myself Cause I know I'm gonna be around so many people So yeah I'm grateful for my time alone

Miss Kay, have you been seeing all of the Labubu Sunny Angel Swiss Key Crate? I have. I have. I understand where the Sunny Angel thing is coming from. But this guy came out of nowhere. The little bag charm. Yes. And I've always wondered, like, why?

I really don't know either. I do know who made it trend, which is Lisa from Blackpink and also Rosé. I think people, she did like an unboxing and people had always seen it on Lisa's like bags and

And I think it just became a trend. And I remembered also... Also, by the way, before y'all even start to say that I'm just now getting into it. If you look back all the way on my TikTok, I had a whole... Bag charms. Bag charms series. And I've been had my Luwu since July. So don't even try and play with me because I've been had these, okay? But...

Pop Mart sent me these. I'm always in Pop Mart's DMs. It's so cute. And they were like, it's her birthday this November. And I was like, oh, that's so cute. I also saw that y'all released the Angels in the Sky series. Can I get that?

I will make you a video. Because girl, the way people. They're hard to find. The way, have you seen those videos where people line up for these? Oh yeah. Oh, did you see the castle one? It's in Europe. There's a castle. It's like a, it's a shopping place for, and then it's a castle and it was like just this. I think it's Pop Mart. Oh.

Oh, I don't know. Yeah, and it's three stories high. And it's inside a castle. No, I haven't. I watched it on TikTok today and I was like, oh my gosh. I don't want to sound like a...

La boo boo Sonny Angel Smithski Apologist. But I just want to say, mind your own motherfucking business. People are always like, that is so weird. Like, why do you do that? Like, bitch, first of all, if it's not for you, it's not for you. And people are like, they're naked babies. Like, ew, they're so weird. You're a pedophile. I'm like, first of all...

my eyes never go on their fucking penises the fact that the first thing you see is their penis says a lot more about maybe you're the than me because i'm doing it for the serotonin boost like i know i know most people who are collecting sunny angels do it for like the serotonin boost of like oh my god i'm being excited yeah and the fact that like i have adult money and i get to like still feel like a kid with these like figurines like why not i would like

I don't know. People just love to ruin people's vibes. Like, bitch, this is my labubu, not yours. And if it don't sit right with you, then bitch, you're not sitting with me anyways. Like, don't play with it.

Is the labubu sitting with you? Yeah. Is the labubu sitting with you? No. La no no, bitch. La no no. Bitch. Oh, it has like a little thing like Superman. And people are dressing them, bitch. Like, I'm really out there, bitch. I have all the sitting downs and the macaroon ones, but I don't

I don't know. No, yeah, they're really hard to find because I asked one of my friends that went to Korea lately because I was going to surprise you with one. And they were like, oh, everything's sold out because I'm trying to find one too. And I was like, dang. I tried to get you and Princess into Sunny Angels, but I feel like that's so past y'all.

No. It doesn't excite me how much it just excites you. It doesn't... Okay, we'll find something that will excite you. I think you would love the Skull Pandas one. I like the figurines ones you have at your LA house. Yeah, those are the ones. I think those ones are so cute. Those are so doll-coded. Yes. Very doll vibes. I was like, okay...

What do you want me to do? You're like, okay. No, I get it. No, it's not for everybody. But if it's not for you, you don't gotta hate. No, yeah, of course. Because like, I got more excited opening those ones in LA than the ones like the Sunny Angels. They're so cute, but I'm just like, okay. Okay, well, I'll get you some for Christmas. Not LeBleu, obviously. No, I'll actually leave him here so y'all can watch it. Yeah, so cute. Our third guest.

How does it feel that Lisa knows you from Blackpink? What do you think Labubu speaks like? What do you think they... I feel like they speak like that. But this one, I feel like it's in a higher pitch. Like, I love Lisa from Blackpink. No, I'm like, I like Lisa...

I'm like Lisa. I'm like Lisa. I mean, girl, the fact that they have... 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9. They all have nine teeth. You know what is so weird? You know how I know they're viral, girl? My mom, who's back home in the Philippines right now. In the middle of nowhere. In the middle of nowhere, girl. Is selling some lipsticks.

Labubu replicas What? Yeah I saw it on her Facebook page Cause my mom back home Like she has like a little shop Yeah yeah And she's like Labubu replicas for sale And like people in her comments are like Reserve me one auntie Reserve me one auntie And then I posted this the other day And she posted it in her story Yeah I think your mom is so cool

I think your mom, I love how she has. I love that we both think our mom, I think your mom is the coolest. I think her, because I love how the fact that like some, yeah, she does have like a little boutique in the Philippines. And then she has a section just for Bretman's clothing. I can't with her. I would give her, I thought she was sending them to like people in, because obviously we have cousins back home. I thought my cousins were getting some of my clothes. The clothes?

Girl If it still has a tag on it And I give it to my mom She will resell it Yeah And I'm like I would never I could never hate a boss No Yeah She's like Get your bag mom Okay And she tells everyone It doesn't even Some of them is not even my clothes And she's like Bretman wore that Yeah I'm like Mom You know that I wouldn't

She's a hustler. I can't believe my mom's back home. But also, back on Labubu though, even our cousin Jamie texts us. The only thing we all text about is just like her bidding. On Labubu? On Labubu's girl. And she's on Pop Mart Lives. Hey, Jamie. I know she be watching us. Hey, Miss Jamie. But yeah, that's our little Labubu craze. When were they made? You know. Where were they? When? I really don't know. Let's look this up, actually.

Because I heard Labubu has been around. They've been around for sure. If you were going to make a Labubu jingle, what would it be? Well, they already have a jingle. How does it go? Labubu! Like that. I wish they could speak.

So they are from Hong Kong and they are from an artist named Ka Sing Leung. They first appeared in 2015. So they're like... Yeah, they've been around. Yeah, and if their birthday is this November, that means the booboos are Scorpios. Yeah. And they are nine years old? Yeah, turning 10. Yeah, turning 10 next year. Yeah, wow. Oh my god. They're almost a decade old and only now they're getting their stuff. But it's also so crazy seeing all the lines. Like people wake up at 4am for these guys. Just to go. Yes. Yes.

I've never seen one like this. And honestly, same. I would too. Like, they're so cutesy. Do you... I know also it opened up this whole conversation of like bag charms. Yeah. Are you an Anik-Anik person? I am...

I sometimes am. Yeah, you are. But I usually put a little scarf on it just to have it like a little trail because I like flowy things. Yeah. Or like sometimes, yeah, I just, yeah. I love them now. I wasn't always like super like accessorizing my bags and stuff like that. But I think also...

It gives them like a little... Yes. A little personality. And I'm like, I know my bag from a mile away. You know what I mean? That's my Le Boo Boo right there. They're so cute. They're like a little cute little accessory. Yeah. Because I know you used to have... I used to have that...

little fuzz balls. Yeah, puffy ones from Fenty. And then the little charms, the robot ones from Prada. I used to have, like, when I was an Anik girl. I'm like, I bought these at Walmart. I was

I was going to say, when I was accessorizing my bags, it was always like the designer ones. But now I'm like, oh, I also bought new clothes for my Labubu. You do? It's serious for me. Yeah. It's super serious for me. But... They're like the new American Girl dolls. Girl, I wouldn't say that. These ones? I would...

American girl. They're Asian girl dolls. Oh, cute. Don't play. They're from Hong Kong. They're foreign like us. The Hong Kong dolls. Yes. I just love how weird they are.

And their teeth. But they can be a little creepy. Imagine like this. You're waking up at night. And seeing this. This person holding a knife. I'm also so surprised that like not more kids are scared of it. I know. Because I was scared of the dumbest thing. I was scared of McDonald's when I was a kid. Ronald McDonald? Yes. Yeah, I think he's creepy. And his friends.

Not a single... What is that? The purple... The purple bitch? Yeah, yeah. That's scary. One. Mascots used to scare me when I was a kid. Chuck E. Cheese, but... The robot ones? Especially the ones that... Yeah. Girl. Wait, have you ever played Hear Me Out? You know that trend going on? Oh, yeah. We need to do that. Hear me out, Mr. Labubu. I don't know.

I don't know about a man with 19. I love a good hairy man. Girl, a man that's in his bag. Yeah. We used to do that. We wouldn't call it like, hear me out. You would just be like, I have a crush on Danny Phantom. Oh, let's do a quick hear me out. Yeah. Hear me out, Mr. Bugs Bunny. Like, girl, she can hop on me any day. Okay, girl, that's...

I hate you. Hear me out, the rat from Kim Possible. That's not even a rat. He can enter me anytime. The texture. The texture. I'm like, hmm. I'm like, ooh. Even Mr. Igor, like, you know, from Winnie in the Pool. Ooh, Igor is, hmm. Yeah, he gives me daddy vibes.

I would say cat dog. The cartoon cat dog. The two heads. The two heads, but the dog head only. Because people say that he look like me. And I'm like, hey twin. I think it is a cat and a dog, but the dog part only. The dog is the cuter part. Yeah. Yeah.

You. Hear me out. I wish I prepped for this. I know. Because I swear I'd be fighting anything cutesy. I really found, what's his name? What is that one character? Hot, you know that hot Squidward? Oh, the handsome Squidward. Yeah, the handsome Squidward. Period. With the jaw. With the jaw. The gawing. The ballet of it all. Yeah. He does ballet. Or honestly, Plankton. No. No.

You ain't thinking hard enough for me. No, point it. Hear me out, Larry the Lobster. Larry the Lobster? Girl. Oh my gosh. That's how I knew I was into big men. Yeah. That's why my man's so big. The lobster is a good one. Girl, I know. That muscle head. Oh my gosh. Yes. The big arms. Like. Also, no. No, the big claws. No, bitch. I forgot his name, but the military guy in Fairy Oddparents. What?

With the silver hair. The, the, the. Oof. Oof, girl. What is that called? That ain't even a hear me out. That's like automatic. Yeah, that's an automatic daddy. Yeah.

Who else? Girl, there's a lot. We need to expand on this. I feel like this could be a whole episode in itself. And I think we should invite Princess. Yeah, because I feel like she has a lot. Also, yeah, Princess is in her last trimester. So please don't be asking for her in the comments. She out there being pregnant, okay? It was the bridge that she did. It was the bridge. Girl, so many people asked like, what did your mom say when you showed her that? She was like, she's gonna break something. She's like, she's gonna break something.

She's forever doing something Whenever she's pregnant That's when she becomes their devil The most The most Yeah Give some words of encouragement for Princess And we'll see her when Baby number 4 comes out Or maybe not Knowing Princess, girl She's gonna be wanting Yeah

But yeah, if y'all wonder what Princess is, she's out there being pregnant. Knowing Princess, she would come here, do a podcast, and go to the hospital to give birth after. No, she would come here, time her thing to break, and then go there, girl. Oh my god, that would be so iconic. Imagine we're laughing in her water breaks.

I would not know what to say. Which is honestly, every episode, like this is so TMI, but the first episode of Racist was here. She cried. She peed. No, bitch. We had to fucking get this thing clean because she left like little... She did. A little surprise, if you will. I was like, why is that wet? Yeah.

She's like, I peed. Yeah, so Princess is in her last trimester of her pregnancy. So leave her some good comments down below. Good vibes only. Have you... This is an off topic, but you don't watch Marvel, right? I'm not like the... I know you are, girl. I know you all of them. There was just one song that's been stuck in my head and it's been going on the whole time we were sitting here. What is it? It goes...

Down, down, down the road. Down the witch's road. Agatha? Yeah. Is that the... I haven't watched... It's so good. You need to watch it. I know, I tried to watch it the other day. And then I fell asleep. It's so good because they have a lot of gay characters in that show. Yeah, I'm gonna binge it. I love that it's like very woman-led. Yeah, and it's just but witches. We love Katherine Hahn as well. You know, she was in my... I had a video where I was shooting for K-18. Yeah.

And she was in the background. And so many of the comments were like, why is Catherine Ha just in the background? I didn't even really recognize her because I was like so into like, I was clocked in, bitch. But yeah, if you guys watch K-18 videos in my Instagram, but she's in the background. And she actually was like, you have such great hair. And like, I literally did not recognize her because obviously I was so distracted with my hair. Which one is that?

The main character, Katherine Hahn, bitch. Agatha herself. I'm sorry. I'm really bad at names. I know them by character. No, you are. Can I tell them? Yeah. I have many stories like this, okay? This is just one story, okay? So, Miss K, she knows famous people, but she don't really be like... Knowing their name and their faces. And you don't really... You're not like a fangirl. No, yeah. I know that about you. I've met you, meet so many people before. Anyways, okay.

So Kehlani came over. Kehlani, singer of You Should Be Me. I thought you were going to talk about the Benio Hanna one. But okay, go.

This is a whole fucking episode in itself. Okay, I'll just tell the Kehlani one. Kehlani came over to hang out with me. She also even slept over in my attic. With her crew and everything. And then... Hi, Ms. Kehlani. Yes, we hung out with her all day. And then... Obviously, Ms. K knew her name and everything. And then when they left, I was like...

I love Kehlani. I love hanging out with her. Like, I just, like, her music is one thing, but, like, her as a person is another. Yeah. Miss K was like, her music? And I'm like, do you not know who we just was hanging out with? Kehlani sang, like, crazy. Yeah. Kehlani sang, you should be here. Kehlani sang, uh.

I need a gangsta Yeah, yeah, yeah Tell me why Miss K didn't realize That she was hanging out with Kehlani Until they had left already No, I didn't know Because, okay So Brett Prior to that Brett was like Oh, my surfer friends are coming And I was like Okay, great And I have a lot of surfer friends Assuming they were all surfers Yeah And I was like Okay, they all came And that was the first time I've ever met

any of them and they were like are you guys all and I was like okay hi I'm Kay what's your guys name and she was like I'm Kay also and then Ha-Ah Alyssa was like there and I was like okay cute and I was like so how long have you guys been all surfing and they were like oh I do it as a job and you know and then she was like oh I just started recently but I really love it and I was like oh cute and

That's all. And you didn't think about it anymore. Which I love. I love. But... I didn't think about it. And I was like... I thought she was so cool. She looked like a surfer. First of all. And she looks local. Yes. She does. Kehlani's always here. Yeah. She had all her tattoos. And...

thinking of nothing. I was just like, okay, hanging out with them. She didn't introduce me as Kehlani. She introduced me as Kay. So I was like, okay, I've never heard any of these people. Love all of you guys, by the way. We're always talking about how that was such a magical time at the beach. And then we were just hanging out, talking about things that they'd done and things like that. Not really getting into it. And I was like,

at the end and then she was like it was nice meeting you I love you by the way and I was like oh my god thank you so much like thank you yeah just being like thank you yeah and I was like and I was waiting for Miss K to be like I love your music or something and then they had left yeah and then Miss K was like no and then I say I just love her yeah not just her songs but like and I was like that was Kehlani yeah and you're like a picture yeah

Can you call her back for a pic? Yeah I was like Wait what? That was Kehlani? I didn't even know Cause I know Kehlani With long hair Oh yeah Okay And I always I'm not gonna lie I always get confused Between Kehlani and Halsey Okay fair Yeah because they both Have like the same vibe With the tattoos And you know Like that stuff They go from short To long Yes yes Very like That's fair Yeah experimental with their look And you're just really not Into like the celeb I'm not You're really not I don't really catch up In like with

Social media things I'm more in like My own thing No for sure And I'm like I'm not interested in like What he's into Cause he's also like Into like music I'm not into music like that He could listen to a song And memorize it by like An hour Yes I would have to listen it by For a whole month For me to like You know Memorize it I'm more into like movies No No you are And I'm not Literally I always go to you For movie recs Yeah Yeah So I like watch a lot of movies Yeah

Like different weird movies. And like he's into more songs. And like current events. Very much that. Yeah. But I like that trait about me. Period. Oh my god. I love catching up with you girl. Yeah. My product of the day. I'm also going to start putting these products of the day in this little shopping cart. And before y'all come for me. No. I did not steal this from Longstrugs or Walgreens. I got this from PR. It was actually PR for of all things. Stranger Things and General Mail.

But anyways, as you guys could probably already see, this week's product of the week, which I don't know why it's taken this long, is cream silk. These are the triple keratin ones. I also have the regular ones. And honestly, I know I sound like a broken record because I feel like I always talk about these in my stories. But one day, a bad bitch like me will be in the bottle. You see this? I'm booting Miss Cart out of this one day. You know, love you, Miss Cart. But girl...

It's time for a new bitch in the bottle. And I think it's me. My favorite one, if you guys are looking for a recommendation, is honestly the triple keratin. I also don't know how people like don't condition. Because I feel like you have to pick between conditioner and shampoo. Especially for my hair. Yeah. It's conditioner. I love conditioner. For my hair, I...

I can't do conditioner it gets too thin yeah oh period you have a lot of hair but it's thin but also this one is also really cute the damage control blue one with Kei Chironi grey oh my god do you remember what they told us about this in the Philippines about the gay culture no

Okay, so really quickly, I don't know if this is true or not, but in the Philippines, I was also talking to another gay. So this came from a Filipino gay that told me. But basically, in the Philippines, apparently the gays use it as lube because it smells really good. Lube? Yes. Lube, bitch. Like lubricant? Lube. To fuck. There's no way. I'm... That's what they told me. Like, apparently they get the sachet and then they like...

You know? There is no way. I'm dead ass. Is that even safe? And it smells the best. Well, I don't know. That's what I'm saying. Like, don't quote me on this. I was just told it. So don't even try it.

But yeah, apparently in the Philippines, the gays use the blue bottle because it smells really good. I'm there. I don't know about using lube, conditioner as lube though, but I am intrigued. Can you? Girl, I can't try, bitch. Miss K, what is your product of the week? Okay, so my product of the week, I didn't really think about it since...

the start of this podcast because I didn't have any product. Miskay's the type of bitch that will come and like think of her product of the week when she gets here. Yeah, whatever I have in my bag, that's my product of the week. But this one came in

very handy today and it works you guys I've been seeing this on TikTok and I've never really like believed it right because I was like girl stain the fuck that's hard to you know get rid of but you spilled coffee on you yeah before prior to coming to here I got the cold brew from the store and I spilled it all on me literally from here to over here and I literally had to spray this thing and it came off well there's still like a little bit of it but most of it came off

No, it's off, I think. It's like it's just wet, if anything. It does, but...

I love it. I love your little top. It's so cutesy. I love things like that. I drifted it. If there was like a bottom to this, like the same, it'd be so cunt. That whole piece. But yeah, thank you guys. I hope you guys enjoyed this week's episode. And thank you for the shopping cart. Bitch. I will be going home with this. Girl, you're not because you're going to have thin hair. Miss Kaylee, where can they find you, girl? You can find me at M.I.S.

K-A-A-A-A-Y on any platforms. And y'all already know me. You guys can find me at Bremen Rock, any platform as well. Make sure you guys subscribe to The Baddest Radio. Give it the best rating in the world. Because, bitch, I will become the best podcast ever in the world one day. Quote me on that. And I will see you guys next week.

for our that was so powerful literally for our gift guide episode Thanksgiving episode and wait gift guide yeah think of things to buy for Thanksgiving no like you know how Black Friday is like things maybe why bitch it's gift guide I mean like things you would get someone not what you want bitch anyways we'll see y'all next week bye everybody

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