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The following podcast is a Dear Media production. Bratman to Earth, Earth to Bratman. Girl, you already know who it is. Good morning, Hawaii, and good morning, world. It is I, the Baddest B, and welcome to episode 8 of The Baddest Radio 44.4.

I have been notified that I am not allowed to swear for the first 10 minutes of my podcast. So, girl, I'm not trying to get demonetized on YouTube because it's only our first eight episodes and I'm not trying to get kicked out already. The Mercury also stopped retrograding yesterday. And you know what else was yesterday? Miss mother trucking K's birthday. And guess what we have here today again? Because y'all love her so much.

None other than Miss Mother Trucking, Miss K. I need to stop saying Miss Mother Trucking. Like, Mother Trucking just sounds so weird. Anyways, Miss K, get in here, girl. Get in here, girl.

Looking all cute today. Looking all cute. I feel like your skirt is really just like your staple outfits for the baddest radio now. It is. Now everyone's gonna... Every skirt? Yeah, what skirt is Miss K wearing of the day? You will never know. Miss K, what'd you do yesterday for your birthday, girl? I left really early and I will get to why I left really early later on. But happy birthday, Miss K. Thank you so much. Thank you so much. It was my goal. They like to say it was...

a golden birthday because I was turning 27 on my... You're 27. Yeah. Your mom told me that too. Yeah. So I was just like, okay, cute. I didn't even know what golden birthday was. But no, I had to work. I don't really like doing anything for my birthday. You know that. Yeah, this was... I was surprised when Miss K was like, I'm having something. I'm having like a little barbecue for my birthday. And I'm like,

Like, when the fuck did you celebrate your birthday? No, because all my coworkers has been like begging me to do something. And they're like, you got to celebrate your birthday. You're only...

Turning 27. I'm the 27th one. So you have to do something. And I'm just like, okay, whatever. And they wanted to do karaoke. But then I kind of wanted to invite everybody. Because I didn't want to feel anybody left out. So I was just like, let's just go over to my house and have a barbecue. And that's what we did. I kind of got super drunk a little bit. But then I kind of sobered up at the end. Which is great. Period. At 6.30 in the morning today. To get glab for the show. I told her not to get too drunk. Because...

I can't. Yeah, you can't get drunk. I was literally like, I don't know who to film the episodes tomorrow. I don't really know if I want to film by myself because like, I have nothing to talk about. But I was like, can you not get too drunk so we can film tomorrow? And then you're out here right on time. It's kind of gloomy right now. It is a gloomy day. It is a gloomy day. That's why. What the heck?

Who's sexy me? My man. Ew, I can't. I hate that I see on the screen. Oh my God. Sorry, girl. We got a new screen and... This huge screen right here. And he has it. And our text is like... I love you so much. Ew, Miss K just caught me simping on motherf***ing 5K. Yeah. Nasty. I'm sorry for your butt, bruh. No, literally. Oh, let me get there, bruh.

Tell me why the f***. So yesterday, I went to the gym, all dandy, and it was cute. And I knew that your mom and our auntie Ida, who's visiting us from Canada, was going to come over today. And my mom was also going to come over. All the aunties came. Yeah, all the aunties came. I was so shocked. I was like, wow. It was giving auntie meeting greet, b****.

But they all came over yesterday, but they didn't tell me what time. But I was in the sauna when they were coming in. And so when they told me they were inside the house, I get out of the sauna. And you know when you're f***ing sweaty as hell in the sauna. And my tiles, they're like, I have tile floors. So it's super f***ing slippery. So from the stairs, from the garage, down to the laundry room, b***h.

And it's only like six, seven steps. So it's not that much. But it is a lot when you slip from the top and you fall all the way. Your whole body falls down on all six steps. And I was just sliding and sliding. I have a bruise on my forehead right here. I hit it on the side. From saving myself on the railing, I twisted my elbow like this.

I don't know. I can't reach to what, like if I straighten this out, it would hurt so much right now. I can reach up and to the right, but I cannot reach in. And then my ass, y'all, is bruised from my left butt cheek, the top of my left butt cheek and the lower right thigh. Oh my God. It's just f***ing bruised. And I will say I did wake up better than I expected today because I really was full on ready to be like,

I like helicoptered out of my mother's bed today because I was like, I was just ready for the worst. But honestly, I woke up fine today. I did have to roll out of bed, but it is...

better and I feel like I only feel it when I have to when I think about it like if I think about my ass hurting right now I probably will start like sitting like this so if I fix myself way too much on this episode it's because a b**** is literally dying no but that stairs I feel like everyone slipped on that stairs yeah you've fallen on that I've fallen like a couple times on that stairs

I feel like Kat has fallen there. Have you fallen there? Oh, you're next. You're next. She's next. I do think it was the Mercury retching though. It always does that. Remember that one time I fell, like a cactus fell on me and we were out there. That was also the end of the retrograde. No, because Brett was telling me before that everything comes in threes. Mm-hmm.

So was that your third time getting hurt this time? This retrograde? I don't think I really got hurt any time in this retrograde. But one, two, three? Yeah. I got hurt three different ways. Three different spots in one accident. Yeah. So sometimes it's not three accidents, but sometimes it's one accident with three injuries. Yeah.

When I tell you the win, it knocked the win out of me. Like, when Kat found me, I was literally, like, on the stairs, too. Like, catching my breath. And when I finally get out, like, I think I had a mild concussion, honestly. Because, and I've never experienced a concussion or that feeling that I had where everything felt like it was spinning. And...

When I get to my room, I literally just like put my face down on my bed and I'm like doing breathing exercises. Because bitch, I was seeing stars, Kiefer. I was like... The little glitter sparkles in the air. Girl. It was the worst. But yeah, so that's why I had to leave Miss K's birthday a little early yesterday because my asshole was fresh. No, I totally get it. And I had...

My assistant drive me so she had to clock out as well. We couldn't stay in too long. But what happened when I left? Honestly, nothing happened. We just drank some more and just had like a casual kiki. Just getting to know each other. Because I've actually never seen like, well, I do, but not most of them. I'm just wondering when you got drunk because before I left. Oh, I was already tipsy when you were there. Nobody was ever drinking.

When were you drinking? You guys were drinking outside? No, I kind of just, like, took a chug, like, before everybody came. Just, like, to, like, prepare myself. Because, like, I don't know why I get nervous. Yeah. So I took a chug. I am a little introverted, too, when I'm sober. Yeah. Sometimes when I go out to, like, family parties, I'll do a little something something. Yeah. You know, I'll get something in my system before I head out. Because I don't know why. I don't know why we get like that. But...

I don't know either. Do you get social anxiety sometimes? I mean, yes. Especially if I'm sober. Like, honestly. Like, I have to be on something. Or honestly... No, because a lot of people think we're like this confident people. But girl, we get social anxiety. I do be getting social anxiety. Yeah. I'm a lot better now. But I think it also just comes and goes for me too. There is times where I feel like talking to everybody. And then there's times where I'm like...

I can't even be looked at right now. I can't be perceived. Really? Yeah. I'm like, I hate being perceived sometimes. Do you have like a story of like the time like you got like social anxiety hit you? Because there's this one time I went to Target for, I think it was for Brett. And I literally sat in the parking lot for like one hour. Just sitting there because I didn't want to go out. And I felt so scared of going out. And I was like, oh my God.

I don't want to be here right now. But I was like, no one's going to do the things that you're going to do. So you got to do it yourself. Exactly. I will say the last episode that I had of a really bad social anxiety was when I went to Walmart and I was sitting in my car. I was already kind of like, I'm also the type of bitch that I will not leave my car unless the time is like,

Like I literally look at the time and I'm like, I will wait until if I get there at 431, I will wait until it's 432 and then I will get out of the car. And that's obviously I'm in rushing. Like I'm not even thinking about it, but there is times where I literally wait until the time is even to get out of the car. But it was those days. And I looked to my left and a guy just has his phone out like, and he starts like, and it's like pointed at me and I could tell like he was like taking pictures of me. And so after I saw that I get out of the car,

And it just felt like I was in a football stadium. And I'm like in the middle. And I felt like a bunch of people were staring at me. Or like looking at me. And I started to get uncomfortable. And I literally...

didn't even reach the doors of Walmart. Like I literally just like five steps in, I start feeling like I was going to cry. So I run back in the car and I went home and I didn't even get anything done. Cause I, yeah, I don't know if I wouldn't say I was triggered by him taking pictures of me because it happens everywhere I go. Oh wait, no, I have a, I do have a question about that. Cause like, I feel like not a lot of influencers

answer that question it's like how do you feel when like people are like are just like taking pictures of you like from afar we can see it we can see it I see it I know when people are like I know when people are like pretending to be on a phone call and like like I know I it's like I have eyes no I see it but I actually don't

I don't want to say like I don't care because sometimes I genuinely do care. Especially in that instant like when I have my episode. But at the same time, I'm like, girl. I look busted right now. I do question like where, who they're sending those pictures out to. Same. Because I'm like, am I really that cool that you need to tell someone that you saw me? Like, I don't know.

I mean you are a pretty cool person I am cool but I'm really just like who are do you have to send that to that is like that's gonna be like oh my god you saw Bretman no because like I always like I'm like not as famous as him as you guys can see like he's like up there shut the f*ck up no I'm like I'm not just like you know hyping you up or everything but like I kind of notice sometimes where people like takes pictures of me and I'm like okay it's

It's kind of weird at some point. But then at the same time, I'm like, I kind of get like, whatever. Yeah. Post for the camera. Yeah. Like, I get it. Like, I get it. Because I mean, if I saw Beyonce out on the streets, like, best believe, I wouldn't even try to be discreet about it. Flash and everything. Like, Beyonce!

Are you having a bad movie in Paris? You don't say, you don't say. But other than that, like I really don't care much. Yeah. But I do see it. Yeah. Okay. Well, that answered my question. I always wanted to answer that to like a big celebrity. Okay. So back to your birthday. Like, so you got drunk. I did. Is there any standout stories from last night?

Honestly, no. It was just like kind of just like chill. Did you have a good birthday? I did. I had like a great… But nothing beats my birthday last year. Oh. Philippines. Last year kind of like was like what is happening. Like I felt like that birthday was a dream. Because we were in the Philippines. And it was already past our birthday. No. No, no. It was past my birthday. It was your birthday. Yeah. It was coming up to my birthday. And then we went to OBAR. Mm-hmm.

That was amazing. Ugh, I love Oba. You guys, if you guys go to the Philippines, support local drag queens. Yes. Love. But we had Taylor Shees come and perform for us. For your birthday specifically. Oh my gosh. Yes. That was amazing. And who else sang you happy birthday? Miss

Ann Curtis? Yeah. Oh my god. Wait, can we talk about that? Because like a lot of people in my comments has been like, oh my god, they're friends. And like, oh my god. Yeah, we're close friends with Ann Mother Trucking Curtis Smith. She's amazing, by the way. You guys are not aware of who Ann Curtis is. Who is she, Miss K? She is the biggest actress in the Philippines. One of the biggest actresses in the Philippines. A beauty mogul. A fashion...

icon. Just an icon. A Filipino icon period. She's that girl. Every gay kid in the Philippines wanted to be her because she's that she's a josa for us. Yes. She is kind of like a gay icon. Yeah you are right. But she sent you happy birthday. She did. That was surprised. Yeah.

She didn't know it was my birthday. We kind of just like... You were spoiled. Like you were... We were getting facials. We were getting our nails done and they would sing happy birthday for us. Like we were spoiled. You guys, Brett likes to throw like surprise parties and I hate it sometimes because I'm like, you could have just told me. No, I do. I did hate that one surprise party y'all did for me, bitch. Because I was like...

I was such a hater because they were like, oh, let's go karaoke or whatever the fuck. And I'm like, Miss K, you and I both know I've never participated in any fucking karaoke. Like, that's like the least Filipino trait about me is how I don't participate in karaoke because I know what I sound like. And I know that I'm always kind of like,

He didn't want to go. I'm just loud. And I did not want to go. But they kept telling me I need to go. So I already had like a bad attitude. And we couldn't find the fucking karaoke place. And I was like, whatever. And then Nina. No, wait. Before that, he was falling asleep inside the karaoke room being bored. No, also because they sat me like right next to the fucking AC. And the

When you know when the AC is blowing in your face like you just get so sleepy And they were fl- you guys were kept singing like slow songs and I was like oh my god I'm so relaxed right now And then in comes Miss Nina who's a Filipino who's our soul siren back home And that's one of favorite artists Literally one of my favorite artists of all time I love playing Nina live whenever I'm going through some shit Especially on a rainy day like Nina live on a rainy day

Yes. No, because prior to that, he was like, I want to go to a Nina concert because she was doing like many concerts around Manila at that time. And then Pia, what would you call Pia? Pia's like our talent handler back home. Yeah, his talent handler was like, you can't go because it's kind of far and we'll see what we can do. And then we made a surprise for that.

No one wanted to go to karaoke. I didn't even want to go karaoke. Yeah. But I was surprised. Nonetheless, she sang so many songs for us. Yeah, she did. And I loved it. I really had my own private concert. I wish I could sing and like actually had the guts to like sing with her. But every time I would like open my mouth, I'm like, here, take the mic back. I've never seen Red So Starch struck until I've seen it. Yeah.

I was actually like speechless. Like I hope I didn't look rude to Nina. But I literally… I'm like, what do you tell someone…

Who literally raised you, you know? So I was literally like just observing her. I guess that's how a lot of people are when they meet me. Especially like middle schoolers who used to watch me. Now they're like adults. They just kind of like look at me. And I'm like, do I have something on my face? You know, honestly, I get a lot of people comes up to me. I go to Scarlet all the time, you guys. I'm in my party. Girl era. Girl era. And a lot of people that's like turning 21 are coming in. And they're always coming up to me saying like,

I'm Brett's biggest fan. Like I've been watching him since middle school and I was like, dang. That's great. There's like people with kids now. Yeah. I'm like, wow, you're having the next generation watch me. Like that's crazy. And to all the people that told me to tell hi for you guys, hi Brett, they said hi. Oh my god, hi guys.

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Wait. Wait till it like there. It follows your voice. And I thought it would be cool to like keep it down here. So that for like the people that visual like watches visually. They can just like watch this little blob like go up and down. It kind of reminds me of that one movie Venom. Yes. From Spider-Man. It does give Spider-Man energy. The goo. The black goo. Look at it moving over there. I know. Now I'm gonna be like hyper fixated. If y'all see me hyper fixated on this thing.

Screen right here is because I'm watching the blob go up and down. But I was reading through some of the comments on our first episode, Ms. K. And people were saying that we say like way too much. So I was thinking this episode, we...

Call each other out When we say like But also try our best Not to say like Like what do you mean? Like Like is just like That girl Like it's like The perfect Like Like It's like It's literally like The perfect What is the word for it?

Like a filler? Yeah, it's like the perfect filler word. Yeah, it could be like an ending one word reply. Yeah. I'm just like, you know, like, bitch, like. So, okay, starting now, we can't say like. And Miss Kat, if you hear us say like, point out who said it. What is another word for like? Like.

Similarly. Similarly. Oh, that is kind of. So similarly, like. Similarly. Okay. Similarly. Okay. So starting now. Miss K, I feel like a lot of people are wondering what is the update on your mask from last episode. Oh my gosh. It's been two days.

It was two days when you guys were talking and now it's been two weeks. We hung out. We hung out and everything. Talked for the rest of the week. You guys, I'm wrong, I think. I feel like I'm wrong. How do we say this? No, okay. So it was very confusing because at first, he was very interested. He was like,

We're talking about futures. Futures. We're gonna do like things that we like doing. And things... Oh, and things like that. You said like, like... Yeah. No, I did not. Yes, you did three times. Did I say like, like? Is there a consequence after this? No, I feel like we should keep count though. Okay. But like... Four. Okay, so where do I start? Yeah, everything was fine. Everything was good. We hanged out. Such a lovely person.

He is, I think, what I call too good to be true. Don't say that. I think so. Because, oh my god, he texted me this morning asking me, what am I doing tomorrow? And I'm like... So how is that too good to be true? Because I'm so over it. Like, gosh. I'm so over it. The fact that he kind of just like leaves me on read sometimes just wondering like what he's doing. And...

Things like

Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh. This like challenge thing. It's literally in every sentence. You are at nine likes. I know. But no, I'm kind of just over it. I'm in the point where like, I know my worth. I don't feel like, I don't feel obligated to entertain you if you don't entertain me. Just like that. Yeah. But are you entertaining that text today? No, I didn't. I'm going to give him a taste of his medicine. Okay.

not reply for a whole 24 hours see if he likes it or not so did he watch the first episode of this? he probably did do you? oh my god can I tell you guys okay so when I was telling him after I told him I was like oh we filmed a podcast episode for my cousin and then he was like oh can I watch it and then I was like if you want to

You guys, like doesn't count because I have no other word to say other than like. But he was like, he said, oh my gosh, this is getting me nervous. This like thing is getting me nervous. I'm on my 15th one. Just wait until I start talking because I say it too, girl. Because you've been talking. So I feel like I'm going to catch up when you ask me. Okay, so I mentioned it to him. I was like, hey, you can watch it. I know you want to watch it.

But don't mind the pause when I was talking about you because that was when I was very hung up on you. That's what I told him. And he made a pause and he was like,

What do you mean, what? And what was said? And I said, to be honest, this is how I feel. I feel like he ghosted me. We said the biggest thing that we contribute to each other is communication. And you haven't been doing that. And he was like, I'm so sorry. I didn't mean to. Like, this is not... I want to try to give you my 100%. And...

That 100% is what I deserve. And does. Yeah. And does, bitch. And I tried again after that. I tried to be in touch with him. Try to conversate. Start the conversation again. Because I was like, I'm very interested in this guy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. For sure. I can tell. And he left. He went to... Like, he hanged out with his brother. I didn't hear from him for like a whole 24 hours. Mm-hmm.

And I was like, are we hanging out tomorrow? Which is today. And he said, I have work to do. I have work things comes up. And I was like, totally understandable. I didn't message him back. I was like, KW, whatever. Do you. And then this morning he was like, can we hang out? What are you doing tomorrow? And left him on read. Period. Well, Miss K deserves 100% and 100% only. So you better act correctly or... What?

Bye bye. I am so tired. It's very occurring. Like, I get it. I'm trans. Not a lot of people like to date trans. I don't know why. For some reason. I feel like we're the best of both worlds. The feminine and... What is the other one? Masculine. Masculine. Energy. Not the testosterone. It's the...

that you'd be forgetting about the testosterone. Yeah, no. Girl, I deleted all of those. I have like, what? 22 counts? Period. I have 400? No, more than 400. You should get yours counted. How? You should just get your blood tested. Okay, I should get my testosterone. Because sometimes when I started, before I even started my hormones, my testosterone was already lower than my testosterone. But,

But now... It's higher. Oh, period. Queen. Yeah. Probably why you look so feminine. I know. I'm like, period. It's in our bloodline, girl. Honestly. Even my brother looks like a girl. Yeah, all the boys in our family be pretty as hell. Like, I'm like, girl...

And all the boys on my side of the family, they all grew out their hair. So I'm like... Really speak for the girls. I'm kidding. You guys are all pretty. No, the girls are girly. The girls are girly. We really do have such a cute family. We do. And I realized that during our cousin's wedding this weekend. Really? Oh my gosh. Well, I've always realized that we have a really cute family, obviously. But...

When I posted those pictures from the wedding, a lot of the comments were like, you guys have such a beautiful family. And I was like, we really fucking have a beautiful brown family. We do. I love it. Also, sorry, I didn't mean to forget about my cousin's wedding like that. But our cousin's wedding was this week. And it was our first family wedding that we remember. That happened here in Hawaii. No, because Jessie got married here. But I wasn't invited to that. You weren't there? No. Oh.

Period. Well, I was there. I think. I think it was like adults only and we were still little. Yeah, no, I was there, Kiefer. You were? I was at Jessie's wedding. I remember your sister was there. I think you guys weren't there because I think either Jordi used the pluses, the plus ones. But I remember being there, but I don't remember it. Like, I couldn't tell you what happened. I just remember the reception and...

And we were kids. My point is, it's the first cousin family wedding that we have that we remember as adults. Because even when our brothers got married... Like, very involved. Yeah, we were kids and I don't remember much. And like, this was the first wedding I will say that I...

Like I know what's going on. I'm present and I'm crying. I actually feel the love. So it was so beautiful. And I think one of the coolest thing about it was we learned that on their first date, it rained. So they ended up watching movies. On the day that my cousin proposed...

It rained, didn't it? It rained and canceled a lot of their plans. And then a week prior to their wedding, my cousin posted on Facebook the hurricane watch. Yeah, I know. And they were crying for the past couple of weeks. They, as in my cousin John and Yanni, his wife. They were just so stressed about if people were going to show up at the wedding because it's a hurricane watch. And also, who wants to get married in the rain?

I personally think I wouldn't mind because like my dramatic ass would love like a rainy wedding and just like how memorable that would be. I don't know. I might just be saying that for like, I might just be saying that for positivity, but knowing me, like I feel like my hair, I said like,

I feel as though my hair would affect how I feel on my wedding day. Like, if it starts raining and my hair gets messy, I feel as though I would be so upset. Yeah.

Girl, this L-I-K-E shit is not it. It's not fun. I'm sorry that English is our third language and we have to use filler words. I feel like if it rained and then your hair got wet, it would look

marvelous I know I was just saying that to be humble about but yeah no I don't think I would have mind a rainy weather wedding especially if the rain has always followed my relationship so I told John that I'm like girl we're not here to celebrate the weather we are here to celebrate your love your commitment to each other your family that you're building like fuck

the fucking rain because girl rain or shine the whole family was gonna show up like you don't have to worry about who's gonna show up or not because I would move mountains to attend John's wedding and John literally is one of my favorite cousins ever he's probably the one that I grew up with the most as much as I grew up with Miss K John and I were the last ones in Cagayan we were like basically neighbors because our parents like

Shared basically like a house. No, they shared a land. And there's like 5 million houses in one. And then Brett was in one. And then John was in the next door. Yeah. So that was our living situation back home. But...

Yeah. I was like telling John, I'm like, bitch, I would never miss your wedding at all. And I learned this from you that you said rain is a sign of blessing. That's why I always tell everybody that now a rain is a sign of blessing is not meant to ruin your day. Well,

Well, yeah, especially in a lot of indigenous culture. I especially learned this when Jacquemus had their fashion show in Sand Island. Yeah. Or the Secret Island, I'm sorry. And it was raining so much and other Jacquemus people were like crying. And obviously because they were having this show here, a lot of the indigenous Native Hawaiians were telling them like, girl, don't be worried. Like this is a sign of good luck. This is a sign of like...

It's good. Yeah. So, but it was so weird. It's a sign of life. Yes. And I will say the last thing I will say about my cousin's wedding. It was weird because on the way there, it was pouring, bitch. And I kept texting my assistant. I was like, girl, is it raining up there? Because it's pouring down here. And she was like, no. And it seemed like it, the rain paused. Like in a bowl. Yeah. Like literally it paused right around where their reception was.

And not reception. Yeah. It paused like right where their ceremony was. It was only breezy. And then right when the ceremony ended, that's when it started raining. So yeah.

I don't know. I thought... Yeah, I think the weather was with them that time. For sure. And it was beautiful nonetheless. I cried because I personally have never heard John talk that much. Yeah. I've never seen John so happy. Yeah, so emotional. Yeah, and his bride, Yanni, was so beautiful. Shout out to my glam team. Donnie and Faith, y'all ate that up. You guys did amazing. She was like the belle of the ball.

And that was the theme. Beauty and the Beast. Oh my god. It was such a cute theme. And all the roses. I was just like, oh my gosh. This is amazing. It was beautiful. What I imagined. And now they're in their honeymoon. I don't know where the fuck they're honeymooning. But it looks so cool.

Oh, in Turtle Bay, I think. Is it Turtle Bay? Okay. Yeah, I was wondering where it was because I was like, where is this? I think they sit on that side. Okay. I've never actually been there, actually. Well, that's smart of them to stay on that side. No. Do you want to get married one day? I do. I do. I believe in many divorces, actually.

I don't believe in marriage. Okay, period. Work. Yeah. Work? Because I honestly feel like... Expand on that. You really think you're gonna tell me I only have one love life in this life? It's your butt. It's your butt. You guys, I just fucking tried to fix my seating and my butt literally hit like right where my bruise is. Oh my God.

He's not joking guys I touched it last night He literally jumped off Bitch Yes And your mom literally was poking it I'm like auntie If you don't Does it hurt? Does it hurt? It hurt It was like a fresh And your mom did it on a fresh bruise girl When the bruise was still red It wasn't even purple Probably I didn't even know my ass could bruise Because I'm not a bruisey girl Did it turn purple already? It's on her purple era Oh wow For sure

But... No, yeah. I wish my boyfriend caused the bruise, but whatever. I'm kidding. No, I literally posted about it on... Bitch. I posted about it on my Instagram today and they're like, girl, just say you bought him last night. Yeah, honestly. I was like, girl, no.

We love a good bondage. That's reconnectivity. Wait, so tell me again why you believe in divorces and not marriage. Because I'm a big believer in soulmates. I don't believe that you only have one soulmate. There's billions of people in the world. Kiefer, I think you're a definite soulmate of mine. For sure. Yeah, but you have other soulmates. That's what I'm saying. I'm like, there's different versions of what a soulmate could be. Yeah. I think Cleo is a soulmate. Yeah. Yeah, I guess. Yeah.

But also, like, I'm a big believer on, like, people can change you in many ways. For sure. Yeah. So, like, different relationship shapes you in different ways. Period. Okay, now ask me if I believe in marriages. Okay. Yes. So... Oh, yeah. I believe in marriages because...

Well, honestly, if you had asked me this a week ago, I would have been like, fuck no. Yeah. But like seeing our cousin get married, I was like, oh my God, they are literally going to be together for the rest of their life. And that is the, that's why you get married. Yeah. It's the reason. And I think that's when I started to question myself, like, what is love? Kiefer, what is love to you? Love for me is someone that you can rely on any day.

And like just be there like a backbone. I love that. Yeah. I think for me, love obviously is unconditional. But what unconditional love means to me is like you constantly are choosing that person and to be with that person constantly. Because like every day you choose to be with that person, you know. And I think...

Oh, I guess I've never been in love. I think just like also, even if your partner makes mistakes, you still choose them. Even if your partner fucks up, you still choose them. Mistaken fuck up is the same thing. What the fuck am I talking about? And just being with that person through thick and thin, I think is... Like with all their flaws. With all their flaws, their insecurities and like loving everything about it. Yeah. That's what love is to me. And I think...

You just know. And I'm not just saying this to build up to what I was really about to say. But I really do think I would marry my mans. Yeah. I would. But also, I'm like thinking to myself, like, would I do it just so I could live the fantasy? Because let's be fucking for real. He just wants to top the wedding. Yeah, I just want to be like... Yeah, this is my wedding. But I also feel like our family deserves a gay wedding. Because our family is so accepting of marriages. Yeah.

And I think we would eat that up. Yeah, we would. And they would love it. They wouldn't know how to react for it. Like, because you guys, our aunties, my mom, them, are very old. What is that called? Yeah, they are accepting, but they're not. They have a big believer because they grew up in the Philippines where they think gay people are meant to serve straight men.

It's not true, you guys. Yes. That is such a bad belief that they have. And I feel like I talked about this a little bit on my book. But even just like the stigma of like gay for pay.

Yeah. It's such a thing back home because a lot of straight men will really only hook up or be with a gay person for money. Yeah. And I think because that is such a prevalent thing in the Philippines, that then transpires to us coming in here in America and our parents thinking that, oh, your boyfriend is only with you for your money. And I am...

I'm glad that I broke that stigma with my mom because that's how she was with my first like relationship. And they would ask us if they're straight and like... And I'm like, mom, his dick was just in me last night. Like, of course he's not straight. Okay. Like, I'm obviously... So...

I'm like, wow. Obviously, he's gay. I think also a lot of the... Well, I only really brought two guys. They can't comprehend the fact that a gay person and another gay person can be together. Because of love? Yeah. And no intention behind it other than love. And I'm glad though that I would say my mom came around about it.

We're very strict about it. Yes, we do call them out if they do something. Oh, yes, girl. Especially with the misgendering. Yeah. Especially with you. It's not cute that like... And we're calling on our family for this. So like it's like whatever. But like I get it. But... Girl, have you ever seen a man wear a skirt and a tube top? Yeah. Please show me a picture. But I will say at least they are learning and they're not...

fighting us when we correct them about it. Yeah. Yeah, they actually listen. Yeah, period. And I think that's all that matters is that like we're progressing and not deprogressing. Yeah, yeah. Because I will say and I think I touched on this a little bit but and I will have my brother here one day but only recently did my brother start asking me questions about gays and it's crazy because I know my brother has so many gay friends in the Philippines but

It's only recent that my brother asked me about like each letter of the LGBTQ community. Yeah. He was like, what is L? What is G? And then he was like, and also just, I think we also touched this based on this on last week's episode, but just telling them the difference of like what trans person is and like a gay person is. Yeah.

We're still having that conversation with my family. And I... Like, I will reiterate again. Like, our family is very accepting of us. But they don't necessarily understand. You can accept things you don't understand. Yeah. Which is fine. Period. But... Class for that. But yeah. Going back to what I was saying. I do want to get married one day. I do believe in marriages. And...

What would be your perfect wedding? But I will say I would never get down on my knee and propose. You're not that girl. Would you? No. You're not that girl either. Well, my man knows this. I have a vision of me going like this.

Yeah, my version of proposing is or engaging, engaging? Engagement is like I get a little ring and then I get my man like a watch or like a necklace or like that's his engagement. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's his engagement present. Someone did that. I think I know someone that did that. They got like a diamond ring because she really wanted a ring for her wedding and the husband wanted a watch. So she got a watch, like a watch. But did he have a ring too? No.

So his wedding ring is a watch? Oh, that's not what I meant. Because he works at a place where like... They have to take their wing off anyways. He would get lost. So he just got like a watch. Oh, that's pretty smart. I would still want my man to wear a ring. But like I said...

Bitch, it's your wedding, not mine. Yeah. What's your perfect wedding? My perfect wedding would be... Well, you know, an extra one where I feel like a princess. Wait, let me fix myself. Is it giving the Crazy Rich Asians wedding where she walks in the water? Walks in the water...

With all of those men. With all of those greeneries around you. I definitely feel like... I mean, it goes without saying that I feel like my wedding would be outside. Yeah. Like I would have an outdoor wedding. But I also feel like I would do...

a close... It's kind of like AJ and Alyssa's wedding where they had a closer family one in Hawaii and they had like a bigger family friends one in, I think, LA. Yeah, yeah. California. So something like that where like I have like a big party one in Hawaii and then a smaller one, a destination wedding in the Philippines. Oh my God, that would be so cute. You know, we have a... Because I used to be a wedding coordinator, you guys. You guys...

If you guys didn't know. Girl, we have a whole new episode. We would do a whole episode on that shit, bitch. But no, we had a, I saw a venue where it was in the middle of the forest. And not a lot of people knows about it. And I'm like, here? Yeah. Oh.

Oh, where? Don't tell them because that's where my wedding will be. Okay, okay, fine. I won't. But it's so beautiful. It's in the middle of the forest and you get married like between all of these woods. Period. And I can't wait for that. I know. That is so me. What is your dream wedding, Miss K? Because like I said, mine is a two-time wedding, one destination, one... Yeah.

Honestly, I'm not that big of a wedding person. I honestly think... I feel like you're the type of bitch to get eloped. Yeah, no. And I gotta find out through a friend of a friend. No, like I want to get eloped in like Italy or something with my Italian man. And like just not tell anybody. And then I just come back with my baby. Period. And a ring. Yeah.

I'm like, hey guys, this is my husband. Oh, and I'm expecting. Yeah. I've been eating a lot of pasta lately. Period. Alright, Miss K, we talked about going home in the Philippines earlier and how we celebrated your birthday at OBAR. Yeah. Have you been watching Drag Race Philippines? Yes! Did you watch today's episode? Not yet. I'm about to watch it after this because I tried watching it this morning, but I couldn't.

Because somebody was watching it. Somebody was watching it on their own. I mean, I can't get mad. I will watch it again with you because I was doing my nails while I was doing my nails. But this season, y'all, it is amazing. Girl, Philippines Girls is always ever going to eat it. I would say Drag Race Philippines is probably one of the best franchise. Yeah.

That is very biased because we're obviously Filipino. No, yeah. Even if we weren't, I really feel like it is. They're just so funny. The entertainment level is there. The lip sync girl. The drama. The cuntiness. It reminds me of early Drag Race when they didn't have any filters. They were just there to compete and to show off what they got. There's clear villains. Clear...

and down... Fillers. You know the filler queens. You know the underdogs. And I just love that I can relate to them. Not because they look like us, but because they have just such similar stories than us. Who the fuck keeps texting me? Why do you want me so bad?

Who are you rooting for this season? I am rooting for my top... I have top three actually. I know. I have my top three too. Miss Angel, Maxine, and Miss Kiana. That's my top three. Really? Yes. There's something about them that caught my eye. I think they're just all entertaining. And I feel like they are all fully realized people.

Drag queens I think I remember when we saw Maxi At O-Bar And then I was like you need to join RuPaul's Drag Race And then she was like Hopefully in the future And now she's actually in here Not only that she's with her legitimate sister Which is amazing Would you do it? I would do it What do you mean? Like if I was a drag queen I mean I'm not a drag queen But I feel like if I was not Bretman Rock

I would be a drag queen, honestly. I would probably be a drag queen. And then my day job would probably be like a vet or something like that. But yeah, I would do it if I was a drag queen for sure. You're a fashion girly. She's a talent queen. What kind of drag queen would you be? I honestly feel like I would be... I feel like you're a lip sync assassin. No. Oh, maybe. No, I would... Obviously, I'm a look queen. Yeah, you are a look queen. But you have talents. You're a comedy look queen.

I would say look first. I don't know if I would have the comedy chops as a drag queen. I feel like you're very good at what is that thing called? The one that they do improv. Oh yeah, I do. You're very good at improv. But I honestly think I would be a pork chop.

Not a pork chop queen bitch I do see you as a calypso assassin I saw you were just doing the cat's eye touch dance earlier I love cat's eye Yes, oh my gosh I put you on, you're welcome Honestly, I found out there was a Filipino And I was like, this is my new favorite group Is she your bias, Sofia? Sofia, no I'm still trying to learn their names But my bias is the girl from here

There's one girl that lives over here. No, she's the redhead one. The Latina one. Danielle? Yeah, she's from here. She is? Yeah. Oh, wow. I could also be butchering their names. I don't... We're like one week and three days into Cat's Eye, by the way. So I don't... Wait, let's actually look up. Yeah, I think Danielle is the Caucasian girl, no? She's Latina. Oh, she is? You're thinking about Megan, I think. Cat's Eye. Okay.

Sophia Yoon Chae. Megan? Yeah, Megan is from here. Her? Yeah. I did not know that. Yeah, I found that out from my friend because she's a fan of like K-pop. Like big fan. And I guess he was searching them up. Not her following me. Okay, Miss Megan. Megan! No, they're such... They're such a group. I love them. They're like...

No, Kiefer, you need to watch their Netflix special. They have a Netflix special? Yes, and you get to see how the group was made. We should watch that today. We should have a binge. Yeah, I know it was a competition. Yeah, we should binge it today. Because I tried to watch it with my man the other day. Yeah, yeah. I was falling asleep. He was not interested. And so I was like, girl, can I just say I have a new perspective of Bretman's man's life.

He is so funny. What made you say that? That's so random. He is very funny because sometimes his joke doesn't land. But then he laughs at it, which makes it funny. Yeah, no, that's what I love about him. I love a confident man. If no one can laugh at your joke, laugh at it. Yeah. And it's not even that...

Girl, he's gonna hate you for saying that. No, I'm not. Okay, I'm so sorry. Let me rephrase myself. No, I'm not kidding. He gets ghosted. I get the joke. Because it's like a very dad joke. But then I'm like, what? No, I was literally just telling Kat this yesterday. He is such a dad joke. He can talk. He does love talking. Very interesting. Because I was like, I didn't really have an opinion about him. Because I didn't really...

have any conversation like the only conversation i would have with him would be like hi how are you and i would be like okay yeah y'all really caught up this weekend because like we had the free barbecue at my brother's yeah y'all caught up there and then y'all caught up at the wedding yeah and i'm like okay period i love that he can drink girl he loves drinky bitch yeah i know

Which I love. And he just like. You guys match each other's energy. He does match my freak. What were we talking about before you said that? That was my good deed for today. The show. Oh, Cat's Eye. Oh, yeah. So we're going to watch. So after this, we're going to watch Cat's Eye. And we're going to watch Drag Race. Drag Race. Period. It's going to be amazing. You guys, I haven't.

I haven't liked K-pop ever since Brett took me to Coachella. Literally. And he was like, girl, you're so late. They're about to disband. It was Blackpink. It was Blackpink. Tell me why Miss K was obsessed with Blackpink. Literally, like, when they disbanded. Like, a couple months before they disbanded. Yeah. And I was like, Miss K, you're like three years late. Because I was into Blackpink. Literally, like, fresh out of high school. Like, I was watching all of their...

Like how the group was made. I was watching that. I was watching all their interviews. And everything. And I'm like now. That they're like almost done. That's when I got into the hype. But then we did get to New Jeans. He brought me to New Jeans. And I was like oh my god. Yeah we would literally just get Liddy. And we would just watch New Jeans shit things on Netflix.

in the attic like music videos and interviews we're obsessed and now we're gonna be obsessed with Cat's Eye this is our Cat's Eye era Cat's Eye because last summer we were very new jeans I honestly feel like they're gonna be the next 8 girls I just love that it's a global group it is it's so diverse everyone can because K-pop right now is like so international very international and like the fact that they put together a group with like different faces

Faces And backgrounds And ethnicities Yeah Backgrounds Ethnicities And they're killing it As they should

Alright, Miss K, we are now gonna do product of the week. But before we get there, I didn't do my diary entry of the day. But that's because it ties into my product of the week. Yeah. Do you wanna go first? I feel like I went last week. I have my products over here. Let me just grab it. You guys... Wait, let me hold your mic for you. Okay. Okay, you guys have been always asking me about my lip combo.

And this is my lip combo right now. I've been using the Charlotte Tilbury. Is it pillow top?

I don't know, but it's the brown one. Do you know this color? Oh, girl. Damn. It kind of brought me out. That's how you know you love it. I do. It's the brown Charlotte Tilbury lip liner. Yes. And I don't know if you can get this in America, but it's this lip tint. Oh, it's the PH lip tint. Yes. I love this. I put it over... I don't like wearing lipstick because I found out that when you wear lipstick...

It comes off right away. And I don't like it. I use a lip balm or a lip stain over my lip liner. And it's amazing. Not to sound like a pick me right now. We see you're having your moment with a lip liner. But I'm not in my lip liner era. I feel like I haven't been lip lining my lips. Okay, not everybody's blessed with even lips. That's not even what I'm saying. I'm just into the, I just stuck a lollipop type of lip.

moment oh like just like a wash of color also i don't know why but i feel like no matter

How even my lip liner looks on pictures, like on a still image. I'm so particular on how it should look and it never looks even. And I feel like I can only get my lip liner to look somewhat even, decent when I'm getting my makeup done by other people. Especially when Eros or Chanel does my lip liners, they never... Touch your lips. Yeah, but when I do my lip liners, it's so uneven, it bothers me.

But yeah, I love that lip liner. Yeah. We love Charlotte's Burry lip liner. And this is amazing. This is actually breath.

Yeah, I don't even know what the brand is. I don't even know what the... NYX, I think? NYX. From the Philippines. Yeah. Someone gave this to him. I found it in my bag out of nowhere and I've been using it. Period. It's amazing. Okay. Okay. You hold my mind. What about you? What is your... Wait, are you going to do your entry first and then your... No, I'm going to do my product of the week and the entry. Okay. And you'll know why. Okay. So, my product of the week this week. I already talked about it in my Instagram stories, but...

I want to really reiterate that it really truly saved. When I say it's the product of the week, it's because it saved me two drunk nights.

It was the night that before the wedding and me, you, and Justice all got crunk. Yeah. And we... Girl, when I tell you, Justice was struggling the next day. Like, he woke up late. Yes, midday. Wait, was it the barbecue? Yeah, the barbecue. I was fine. And I'll tell you why I was fine. Because a bitch like me drank my liquid IV. I promise this is not sponsored. I genuinely love liquid IV, you guys. I first discovered...

Liquid IV during Coachella saved me at Coachella again two years ago. But the reason why I like it is because after the barbecue, I came home so crunk. Girl, when I tell you, I couldn't even close my eyes without feeling like I was like falling or like quiet when I'm coming home. Like literally like I had a dream like, you know, a bitch could not close my eyes without feeling like I was falling. Yeah, you're right.

But I drank one of this before bed and I made another one that was just sitting on my bedside table because I was peeing. I peed like four times in my sleep. Not in bed, but like I woke up to pee. And every time I would wake up to pee, I would drink more. And when I finally woke up in the morning, I was fine. And then the day of the wedding, I drank another one before the wedding and I drank one when we got home. Yeah.

Amazing. Don't hang over. Really? Yeah, which I tested it last night when I went to your party, but we didn't end up getting crunk. But I love me a liquid IV. And they saw that I gave them a shout out or I was like manifesting to work with them on my first episode. And they just sent me so much. And now I have like so much liquid IV to go through. But my journal entry of the day that I wanted to show y'all

And I promise I have a reason why I'm doing the journal entry in the end. You know how I always tell you guys that your journal entry does not have to be super serious? I have a journal entry, like a dedicated page of just like my dream liquid IV flavors. Oh my God.

That is so weird. I know. I literally have a page of just like liquid. Because I genuinely think Liquid Ivy and I were like this. They don't know it yet, but we're best friends. Wait, isn't Liquid Ivy made from like Filipino? I don't know that. I don't know. Because I think I read somewhere. I don't know. Is it Filipino owned? I don't know. I don't know. But here are some of my Liquid Ivy flavors that I came up with. There's only four. So like, I don't think I was really cooking that much. But

I think a calamansi liquid ivy flavor. Wow, that would eat. For Filipino history month? Yeah. Calamansi, bitch. Like all the vitamin C of it all. Yeah. I'm sorry, but lemonade got nothing on calamansi juice, girl. White ass lemon? Calamansi? If life give you lemons, no. Calamansi does. If life give you calamansi, you make calamansi juice. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Stitch that for TikTok. The other one is Pog. Like, passion orange guava flavor. Love that. Another one would be, like... This one's more for, like, pride collection. But, like, a glittery liquid IV. Like, you know how, like, they have those drinks with glitter in it? Yeah. That would be so cute. Hello for pride. Like, I only drink glitter water. And then...

Another one that is like a shot in the dark would be like a halo-halo flavor. Yeah. A more like Filipino. But what would that taste like? I don't know. I don't know. I guess that's, I guess we'll get there. Like condensed siube? Oh, I guess, maybe not. Like, no, I'm adding pandan flavor. Yeah, okay. That one's good. Pandan. Pandan.

Okay. Well, yeah, that is the journal entry of the day. That is my product of the day. Liquid IV. One day I will do an ad read for Liquid IV. Or, fuck the ad read, bitch. Let me in your kitchen. I said this in my story already, but let me in your kitchen and let me come up with a flavor for y'all. But yes, that is the episode of the week. Wait, before we end the episode, can you show, can we please show your socks? Because it's so cute.

I bought it at H Lorenzo. So cute. Worthy stuff. $56. Yes. $56? I wish I wore it on Easy Q's episode because he kept talking about butterflies. And I feel like these are giving butterflies. Yeah, it does. It's so cute. I was like looking at it earlier. The mesh. Is it like... Oh, it's not. It's not the crunchy one. It's not. Don't play with her. Oh. All right, Ms. K. Is there anything you want to talk... What else? Anything you want to say? I'll see you guys later.

Yeah, girl. Miss K is like the unofficial co-host. I'm still waiting for my little thing over there. Yes. And Kat's eyes are falling asleep. So I guess we better end.

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Also, we forgot to say the final like count. Kat. Oh, crap. I lost. Drumroll, please. Okay, we probably missed a couple likes, but... From the beginning. Around, this is how much we said like this episode. Does those count? No, bitch. Okay. 46. Miss K said like 46 times.

Oh my god. 62 likes is crazy. Okay, I thought I did that. I know. I thought I was gonna win that. And I was like, stop hating on likes. And I just said like again. Anyways, thank you guys so much for watching. Like. Bye everybody.

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