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The following podcast is a Dear Media production. Good morning, Hawaii, and good morning, world. It is I, Bretman, the baddest bitch. And today I am having my one woman show. I'm all by myself in the studio today. Cat is sick. Get well soon, queen. And today I'm 26 now.
This is also the first time I'm hearing myself back with a headphone. And it's kind of helping me, honestly, because most of the time my brain goes blank. But because I'm hearing my voice in my head, I feel like...
there's somebody in there like hello hello hello hello it's giving inside out it's giving inside out if i was an inside out character i feel like i would be obnoxious that would be my name obnoxious ob for short of course ob being my caramel latte hold on i'm sorry
But we have a lot to talk about today because a bitch is finally 26. I know you guys are so tired of me talking about my birthday. Yes, this will be the last episode where I will be talking about my birthday because I myself is also so very tired of hearing it. So yeah, the bitch is 26. We fucking get it. Roll the fucking intro. Girl, you already know who it is.
Alright, like I said, I'm 26 now. By the time I'm filming this, it's now August 7th. So that means I am 26 for about a week now. I spent the first couple of days being a housewife. I was taking care of my man, which I will get to in a bit because my man was not supposed to even be home right now. But he was sick.
And that's kind of all I've been doing, honestly, for the past couple of weeks. But what I really wanted to get at is my birthday, my motherfucking birthday party. So I celebrated two different times this year. I celebrated one with my friends at the boat and one with my family at my house. Just a small little get together. You know what I mean? And I would like to talk about what the fuck happened in the boat. I did film a pod episode last week, which I scratched because...
It was just a one hour video of me talking about what happened in my boat party that could have been like a 10 minute subpart. Literally, I don't know why I needed to feel like I needed a one hour episode talking about my birthday. And I watched back and I was like, girl, this is so cringe. Nobody's going to fucking watch this. So I'm going to give you guys the Sparks Note version of my birthday. Basically, I had a boat party.
This is my second boat party ever in my life. My first one was my 21st birthday party, which we did in the west side of the island. This time around, we did it in town. Bitch, this is the last boat slash yacht party I will ever have in my whole entire motherfucking life because bitch, I almost didn't make it to my actual birthday. Let me tell you why.
To be honest with you, my goal was to get crunk. Like I really, my goal was to not remember my birthday. So when I got into that boat, bitch, when I tell you, we barely even had left for the dock and I had already like three drinks. Not shots, drinks.
And everybody was looking so cutesy, obviously. But at the same time, right when we were like sailing, I guess it's the word. I guess it's the word when you start driving the boat. We were starting to sail for like three fucking minutes and everybody, I could just tell from everybody's eyes, they're like, girl, this is not motherfucking it. It was the worst day that I could have picked to have a boat party. It was so rocky. And I,
Basically, cut to the story short, it was really, really a fun party until it wasn't. I got really seasick by the time that we were probably sailing for five minutes. But I was like, bitch, let me stick this through. Like I had a birthday boat party once and I was fine. So why the fuck am I stressing out? You know, bitch, I puked.
I puked so much. Also, I had so much food at my boat party. If you guys have time, please watch Remy's vlog because honestly, I did not vlog my boat party whatsoever. And I did post a video on it. But even that video, it really only highlighted like all the fun parts, not the bad parts. But anyways, we had so much food at the boat party. We had catering and as much...
drinks that I was chowing down bitch I was also fucking eating so much so I puked and they asked me what time I wanted to swim and they were also talking about how swimming in the ocean helps you kind of with seasickness by this point I had already taken two dramamine getting on the boat which I eventually puked after I puked the two dramamine I took another dramamine and ginger and
So basically, they asked me when I wanted to swim. When I learned that swimming helps with seasickness, I was like, bitch, park the fucking boat right now. I'm going to get in that water. So they're a little swervy swerve. They put the boat a little bit closer to the shore and we all jumped in. And by all, I mean just me and my friend Liana. Thank you, Liana, bitch, because nobody else was motherfucking down. Be that as it motherfucking may, bitch.
They did say, oh, there's a current, but it's not that bad. So we'll have floaties out. Bitch, first of all, y'all didn't. Y'all didn't. Y'all motherfucking didn't. And when I jumped out that boat, when I tell you I was having the time of my life, like in the videos that I posted, I truly, truly, truly, truly was having the time of my motherfucking life. I didn't even realize I was starting to drift away from
until I would swim towards the boat and I would not move. The boat would literally just get farther and farther. If anything, I was moving backwards.
And all of my friends were like, come closer, come closer. And I was like, I'm trying. I'm literally fucking trying, bitch. And I think they figured out eventually that I was starting to struggle because I couldn't keep my head up. The fucking current was truly, truly stronger than me. And they had one of the stewardess of the boat come and save me. One of them being the owner of the boat's daughter, right?
And she comes in. And at this point, I honestly still wasn't panicking because I could still see the boat. Like the boat was still like at a cute distance to a point where like I was like, I'm fine. And I'm being saved right now. Like, girl, what could be worse? Bitch, she gets to me and she starts teaching me how to swim.
I know how to swim, obviously, but she was teaching me how to like flow. Like she said, just breathe. Do you know how to thread water? She said, thread the water slowly and lean back, which I was doing.
Bitch, I was drunk too. So bitch, I was cramping the fuck up. I'm drunk. I just had puked. I'm cramping. My fucking joints hurt. I can't fucking swim. So now I'm like panicking because I can't even keep myself afloat. She starts teaching me how to do swims and
I knew we were in trouble when even she wasn't moving, bitch. So I'm struggling with her. And the next thing I know, my friend Alyssa, Alyssa Holloway. Hey, Alyssa, if you're watching this, who is a professional surfer, she gets in the fucking ocean now. She's trying to save me. She's just a guest at my party, by the way. And she is just like literally...
The most beautiful thing I've ever fucking seen. Like when I saw Alyssa swimming towards me, I truly felt like Titanic. Like she was my Jack and I was Rose. Like, oh my God, I'm about to be saved. If there's anything about my West side friends, meaning Ha'a and Alyssa, like literally real life mermaids, I know I will always survive if I'm in the ocean with Alyssa.
Neither one of them because they were literally raised in the ocean. Anyways, Alyssa ends up coming over to us. So there's three of us in a pod now stuck in this fucking current. And I think the captain knew we were in trouble when Alyssa and his daughter couldn't even carry me and swim me back. Like the current just kept pushing us back, us three now. And so basically the...
Boat ends up having to sail to us. They're right next to us now. They throw us one of these life freaking buoys. I grab onto it, completely forgetting that I'm not the only one that's being saved. So I'm holding onto this fucking buoy and I'm
Girl, I get saved. And tell me why Alyssa and my queen... I honestly forgot her name. I'm so sorry. I blacked out. But anyways, the stewardess and Alyssa are now in the middle of the ocean. I have the buoy. So they needed the buoy. By the time we had thrown the buoy at them...
It was not enough line to save neither one of them. Like, neither one of them could reach it. Alyssa ends up having a hold of the buoy, but the girl ended up, like, drifting and drifting more where they couldn't even connect. So at this point, Alyssa is literally holding the buoy with one hand. The other hand is, like, trying to reach on to the stewardess, but they couldn't reach each other. And guess who saves the day? My queen, Haak.
kaiolana girl she swims to them and basically uses herself as kind of like the middle person so she alissa has her hand on one of the buoy alissa has the other hand out and then haa grabs the other hand alissa's hand and grabs the girl's hand so now it's just like the three of them basically kind of just like holding on to each other like this as we're pulling all three of them with the buoy
Can y'all imagine that? I really feel like I was watching a search and rescue fucking thing. Like, I truly felt like a survivor. I'm not gonna give up. I'm a survivor. I'm gonna keep fighting. I think that's the lyrics. But now I'm saved, right? And the first thing that I do is puke. I'm on my way to the bathroom. But bitch, I was like a few steps too short because I started puking before I reached the bathroom. Next thing I know...
all this salt water and the extra food that I hadn't puked out yet comes back up, it clogs my nose, I'm like covering my mouth because I'm not in the bathroom yet. I'm literally trying to cover my mouth from puking but also I'm literally having a hard time breathing because the food
Got stuck in my nostrils, y'all. And I get in the bathroom. One of my fucking trainer was there. Hip was in the bathroom. So I had to use the other bathroom and I'm puking saltwater and food and just that. Yep. That was that. And I literally stayed in my room because they had a room for me downstairs in the deck.
Below the deck. And I literally stayed there for like 30 minutes. And I could just hear everybody having fun upstairs. And then at some point, my assistant Kat started puking. Remy started getting boat sick. And so many of my other friends started getting boat sick. So I was like, you know what, bitch? Let's turn this motherfucking boat around. Because I'm over this shit. So...
By 6.30, we had already turned the boat right back around. Mind you, we were supposed to be out in the ocean until 10. But by 6.30, I was like, bitch, let's go back to the fucking wherever the fuck they call the docks. Let's go back to the docks and let's just party at the dock. Let's park the fucking thing there. And bitch, when I tell you that was the vibe, we could have just fucking stayed at that fucking dock the whole fucking night.
Four hours, bitch. And I would have been fine. I would have been still remembering what the fuck happened to my birthday. But yeah, that's basically what happened at my birthday party. It was so much fun. Nonetheless, did I need to almost die? No. But I learned my lesson, which is to not have a boat party ever again because fire signs should never have a boat party. We're just not made for the water. I'm sorry. And that's fine.
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For my birthday, which is the 31st, I just had a small little family party. It was more like a potluck kind of thing. My cousin, Jorley, cooked a couple of things. My brother brought a couple of desserts and a couple of things. And then my cousins also brought in a couple of things. So it's really just like my family and then one friend, Jorley.
That came over. And then... Get this, bitch. So, my boat party was the 27th. The 28th was my recovery day. I was having literally the worst fucking day of my life.
I also didn't have a boyfriend because my boyfriend was on a work trip in Ireland or Greece. And so I thought, bitch, the 29th comes around and I'm having a game night with all of my friends and my assistant. And I also had my birthday photo shoot with Keith Kandel, which I...
Also, can y'all go like that pic? Because those pics of me are so fucking good. Like, literally, like, the most beautiful pics of me, the most me pictures I've ever seen. Honestly, they're so Bretman Rock. Like, I love them. I'm so Julia. I'm so Bretman Rock. So I'd taken my portraits that day, and then we were having a game night, and I honestly didn't even suspect of anything. But tell me why...
All of my friends go downstairs. I'm just upstairs with one of my friends, Jeanette. Not really even thinking much. And then all I hear are these loud ass footsteps coming up the stairs. And all of my friends were coming up all together at the same time. And guess who they had with them? My boyfriend was there. Oh my God. You know when you haven't seen your man in like a week?
Oh, no. I think it was like it had been a week and a half at that point. And, bitch, I literally was like, I have a week and a half more to go. It was the day that I literally accepted that my man was going to be gone for another week and a half and was going to miss my birthday. So I really was just like, Brett, you just have to go through one week and a half again and then he'll be back. But, girl, he came back that night. Like, oh, man.
I felt like a little girl. I was like, everybody go home. I have business to tend to. My man just got here. I'm just kidding. But basically, they needed a couple of people to come home and he ended up coming home. I don't want to speak on his job too much because I know I will have him on my podcast one day and I'll have him kind of tell y'all what he does.
But you could probably figure it out from just visiting his Instagram. But yeah, I ended up having a boyfriend for my birthday because that was the 29th. The 30th happened. And then the 31st was my birthday. And then, yeah, he had already met my friends and my family. So it was just like everybody that I love for my actual birthday party. And it was so fun. And yeah.
After my birthday, he ends up getting sick. I think it was just a lot of like traveling sickness, honestly. So I ended up having to be a caretaker for a couple days until he felt a little bit better and
And then he went to work. And then basically I just been doing things that I love lately by myself. Cause all I got is me, myself, and I. It's all I got in the end. That's what I found out.
Me, myself, and I is all I have until my boyfriend comes home from work or when my boyfriend comes and visits. I'm literally acting like I live with my boyfriend. I don't show like just to stop the robot right now. Like, no.
He has his own. So yeah, that's basically what my week has been. Let's talk about other things. Also, I forgot to mention that not only is the first episode where it's a one woman show, it's also the first episode that is not pre-filmed too far out where I'm kind of like guessing what y'all will want me to talk about.
Because I pre-filmed the first four episodes and now I get to actually see your comments, see how you guys are liking it so far, see the beef between my viewers versus listeners, which I'm actually pretty shocked by how much more...
more listeners I have than viewer support that I've been getting but also I will say something that I observed is that my viewers will always are the type of people that will watch it at their own time I noticed that they'll come in a couple days after the episode had launched but my listeners will listen the minute it comes out like it comes out like midnights on Wednesdays sometimes and
By the time I'm headed to bed, I'm already like seeing a couple people that had already listened to the podcast and I'm just like, damn. And then a couple days later, I will start seeing the viewers come in. I don't know if it's because maybe sometimes like they'll see it on their TikTok algorithm and like maybe it'll remind them to like watch the view, watch the YouTube video version, but I
I don't know. That's just like one of the big difference that I've been seeing between the viewers versus listeners. I've also been seeing a lot of comments about how my set is kind of giving reality TV show confessionals. And honestly, I must say it is kind of giving Love Island. It is giving that. I will talk about Love Island in a second, but because I'm obsessed with
But yeah, it truly is giving what it is or the real world is also giving kind of like Jersey Shore. Like, I love it. Thank you. Honestly, that was not the vibe that I was going for. But if that's the vibe that you're getting, then let's get that vibe. I've also been getting a lot of responses on my journal entry of the day, which, oh my God, reminds me, I haven't read my journal entry of the day yet, but I'll tell you why in a bit. I'll probably read it after this, but
Thank you, guys. I am so glad that you guys are journaling. Honestly, probably one of the most easiest thing you could do for yourself and for your mental health is just to write shit down. Like, people are taking journaling a little too seriously where they're kind of asking me, like, what do I write about? How do I start? Like, girl, just start. Like, literally. Like, you have a pen and paper, bitch. Just write what is in your mind. Write ideas, thoughts.
Talk shit in it. Like, make your grocery list. Make a list of food you've been craving. Make a list of, like, your manifesting. Make a list of what you want your future men to look like. Make a list of makeup you've been wanting to buy. Like, girl, it literally could just be anything. You could even draw. Like, I don't think you guys understand how unserious journaling is, right?
It's not that serious. As long as you're writing something down, that counts as journaling to me at least. But if I ever did like a show or like a live show one day, I really feel like I would do kind of like a live journal reading with you guys. Maybe even an episode where you guys send in your journal entry and I read through them. Maybe we'll do that for the next episode.
Yeah, actually send me some journal entries and I will read them on the next episode. Me reading your journal entry.
It could be anything from a love story, how you met your lover. It could be anything from like awkward interactions. Maybe I'll even have a theme each episode, but it's going to give maala alamu kaya, bitch. And if you're Filipino, you know what I'm talking about, bitch. It's going to give maala alamu kaya where I'm literally just reading letters from you guys. I would love to do that one day. And...
I'm so glad you guys are journaling. It truly has helped me so much. And I hope it helps you guys as well. A lot of people are also talking about how I'm constantly nagging you guys to watch the visuals. Because I don't think y'all understand. Like, this is a very visualized learning experience show. Like, you need to see it to believe it type bitch. So if you can, I always, always encourage you guys to watch the visuals.
YouTube visual version of this. Just because, bitch, y'all really think I woke up this morning, beat this face, put these contacts on, and put a full Jean Paul Gaultier outfit just for y'all to imagine it? No! I need y'all to come and see it. But if you can't, and if you're driving, please don't. Like, don't. Just don't.
Or if Spotify can make this like where you just tilt your phone over and it shows the video like, girl, give me that. Spotify, can you guys give me that? Please give me that. Thank you. But yeah, thank you guys to anyone that is watching this like visually.
Because like you, I am probably also a visual learner. Speaking of live journal reading, I'm going to be reading you guys my journal entry of the day. For my journal entry of the day, I'm going to be reading you guys my July entry. Every month, I usually have a tab where I make like, basically, like I'll have like an entry for the whole month of June of like what I'm wishing. But
But I'm going to read you guys the entry that I wrote for July. I wrote this on July 2nd, 2024. July will be filled with so many laughters and smile. The past two days have been so fun for me stepping into a new life where I am now a host of my very own podcast, which I have been manifesting and working on for quite a while now.
I've done about three episodes since writing this, and it's been so exciting every morning getting up and getting ready and clocking into set, which is really only upstairs. And it's quite literally everything I ever wish for when it comes to loving and creating long form contents again. Why did I say like that? Long form contents, long form contents again. And I could not have asked for a better team, honestly.
Oh, that was so cute. But yes, y'all, I literally have been having so much fun filming my podcast. I've been having fun getting ready in the morning. I know I said that already, but
It's so fun. I love it. I love it. And I love waking up and like reading like my podcast comments because I really feel like it's an entire new empire. Like I know there's people that watch Bretman, but there's not going to be a lot of people that will also watch the baddest radio. Like what I'm trying to say is it's its own identity. Like.
She's her own. She has her own viewer. She has her own lore. She has her own comment section. You know what I mean? Like if you are the baddest radio listener, you are just in your own lane. Like you're better. You're already better than the bitches that don't listen to this. I'm sorry. Like, I'm sorry. That's just how it works.
And I guess for like that month, July, I also because I it's in the same colored pen. I might as well read you guys my dream guest list on the podcast because I made it like a second entry of that day. It's not that big of a list, honestly, but these are my dream guest list on the pod. Obviously, Beyonce, The Rock. I literally just have to tell him I was named after him.
Bret the Hitman Hart. The same reason. I have to tell him that I'm named after him. Who I also learned is Canadian. Like, period. Miss Chaperone. Love you, girl. I love you. Martha Stewart.
Love Miss Martha Stewart, girl. I've worked with her for a Maybelline commercial and I just love her so much. She brought Fluffy Chicken Soussette and I just got to play with them the whole day. We literally were just bonding the whole time. She invited me to her acres and acres of land in New York and I hope to visit her one day. I would also love to interview SZA. Love SZA so much.
My queen, Jhene Aiko. I would love to interview my queen, Jhene Aiko. And just to segue into my next topic, I would love to interview some of my favorite Olympians, which includes Sha'Carri Richardson, my fellow track queen, Suni, my gymnastics girlie, Miss Simone Biles. Oh, my God.
I would die if Simone ever wanted to come on here. And also, our king, the Filipino GOAT of Olympics. Gymnastics at that. Well, no. Filipino GOAT of Olympics period. Mr. Carlos Hidro Yulo. Bitch. Philippines just won their second gold medal ever in... Well, no. Not ever in history, but...
Our third gold medal ever in history. The first one being Miss Hyderlyn Diaz with weightlifting. And the second one being with Carlos with his gymnastic floor routine. And then the third one with his vault. Are you kidding me? And I'm sure, I'm sure, I'm sure you guys already seen all these articles about what he has achieved.
gotten or like his i guess prizes that he had won but let's actually dissect it i actually am very curious i saw some like the first couple of days where he won the gold medals where it was like free colonoscopy free food he also got like a free condo for life but let's actually read through the things that mr carlos got because first of all deserve deserve bitch you deserve
And second of all, I cannot wait to see more kids wanting to do sports because of him. Especially boys who were shamed to explore like the feminine, me, feminine me? What am I trying to, feminine Ramanan? Like the more feminine sports, like I guess gymnastics being one of them.
And I think what's also cool to note is that our first woman winner is
won gold in a predominantly male sport and our first gold from a male came from a female dominant sport, which is gymnastics. Like, yeah, Filipinos are breaking the motherfucking barrier everywhere we motherfucking go. Like, literally, we're just those girls. Like, we don't give a fuck what's feminine and masculine is. Like... Okay.
So now let's read about Carlos's prizes that Philippines has given him. From the time you guys are watching this, I'm probably missing a couple of things and he's probably going to earn a couple more. So if I'm missing a couple of things, I'm sorry. But this is where it stands right now. All gold medalists representing the Philippines get a free home. But Filipino real estate company Megaworld also said it would reward each of the country's gold medalists a fully furnished two-bedroom condo worth $24 million.
or about half a million dollars into Gig City. This means Yulo's going home to two brand new pads. So not only did he get a home, he also got a condo. King, king, I'm sorry. That's so king. The Philippine House of Representatives will also grant 6 million Philippine pesos or about $104,000. Coaches and trainers benefit and incentives
Oh my God, they get paid 10 million pesos. That's crazy. To any Olympic athletes who win gold medals. So even their coach, ah, king, king. I love that.
Free university credits at University of Mindanao on iPhone 16 and a lifetime supply of free ramen, mac and cheese, grilled chicken, and buffets from various local restaurants. And when he turns 45, he gets a lifetime of free consultations of colonoscopies from a gastro...
Gastroenterologist who made the offer Gastroenterologist? Yeah, let me get a free colonoscopy right now actually bitch 'Cause let me, like just douche me for free, like why not? Oh girl, my bottom ass would take that shit to fucking grave bitch I'm like, I'm here for my colonoscopy, I'm bottoming tonight Thank you very much Ah
That in itself is worth the gold for me, honestly, bitch. A free douche. Like, I know it's colonoscopy and I know it's like... Like, there's other health benefits to it, but bitch, free douche. Like, you get douched for free. Sign me the fuck up. Where's my check? Suddenly, I'm a Tumblr bitch. Suddenly, bitch.
Call me Bretman Biles. There's also other offers on the table, including free headlights for his vehicles, free iPhone cases, and free wedding photography services. I have nothing to say, but he deserves. I'm sorry. But Carlos, you have my back. You have my support. I
I love you so much. Thank you so much for bringing home the gold. Two of them at that. And I will probably never shut the fuck up about it. I also will say, I did DM Carlos being like, wait, let me actually read you what I DMed him. I'm pretty sure I just said, congratulations, you're a king. Hold that thought. Hold that thought. Hold that. I'm not even kidding you. Shikari sent me a DM as well.
Wait, wait, hold on. Wait, wait. Why did Shakar... Wait, hold on. Let me find Carlos' DM first so I can read it to y'all because he's so sweet. I put such a king congrats with the sun emoji because you know. And he goes, thank you so much, po, with the head explosion emoji. Like, how cute is he? How cute is Carlos? Like, Carlos, you're the best. You're the best. You deserve everything coming for you.
Oh wait, let's check Shikari. Why would Shikari actually DM me right now? And it's literally just the video of me picking out a fucking guava. And she goes, I love your page. My cousins and I are big fans. Wow. Let me reply to her. Wow. Shikari, please come on my podcast, please. I need to ask you so many questions. Please.
I'm not even going to ask you about track questions. I just want to be your friend, Shikari. Like, please. I'm not going to be annoying, I promise. Something that I've been loving lately is Suni at the Olympics. Honestly, all of the gymnasts lately have been giving it to me this past Olympics just because I saw this clip of them talking about what TikToks they're going to do when they win the gold, which is so cute. It's also been so cool just seeing the fact that women...
are bringing in more gold than men like yes as as they should as they should also just just watching how suni has just been the new egg girl i think suni might be the new egg girl y'all like her face has been giving face card lately body t obviously like and i don't want to start any gossips or anything like that but i'm pretty sure tiktok has already like picked up but
Did y'all see that picture with her and Devin Booker, bitch? Like, no notes. No notes. Like, I see it. I see it. Suni, you're that girl. You're that girl. You're that girl. And I can't wait to see. I know I feel like I also heard that this is Suni's last season. So I'm really interested to see how she's going to...
venture out her brand. I hope to see her more in social media, honestly, because I really do think Sunni is that bitch. And I need to see her in like fashion weeks. I need to see her vlogging her days.
And Simone as well. Like, ugh, I've just been really obsessed with following the Olympics. I'm not even really watching the Olympics. I'm really just watching from TikTok, like what's been going on. But yeah, hopefully I get to go to Olympics 2028. Oh wait, 2028. Bitch, 2028? That sounds like a fucking... That doesn't even sound like a number. 2028, 2038, 2048, 2048.
Those are ugly. Doesn't even sound real. Anyways, I would love to go to the Olympics 2028. Thank you very much. Obviously, I'm not going to be competing. But I don't know. I need to see or experience Olympics one of these days. And it will be in LA. Like, I will be there.
Viva Olympics. I hope you guys are keeping up with the Olympics because I've been loving it. Now I'm really thinking about myself as an Olympian, even though I said I wouldn't compete. What I always think about is what do these Olympians listen to when they're training? And then I got to questioning myself, like, what would I be listening to?
Honestly, my opinion is that all of the girly pops are having a, you know how the normal girlies are having a brat summer? The girly pops are definitely having a bratlympics. Like, I'm sorry. Like, I'm sure Suni is literally listening to Apple 365. Like, I bet my money on it.
I'm pretty sure my girly pops are having a bratlympics in my Olympic playlist. I also feel like I would definitely have Sabrina Carpenter in my playlist just because she has really just been dropping all these summer anthems lately. Please, please, please. Isn't that sweet? I guess so. Like she's just been giving and I cannot wait for her new album. I think it comes out on the 23rd. It's giving Leo
What is it called? Leo cusp. I see you, Sabrina. She's a Leo Virgo cusp. I love it. It's called short and sweet. I also saw that she released an Erewhon flavor. I am going to LA in a couple weeks. So I will be getting that. I will be getting that. Thank you very much. And the last person I would probably have on my playlist, besides all the obvious ones, would be Chapo. Like,
I can't even talk about her. Watching Chapel rise in real time has been probably the coolest thing ever. I mean, I've watched a lot of celebrities and musicians have their rise, you know? But Chapel has really just been so cool to watch because there's nobody really like her. I mean, I'm sure I could peg her as somebody that... I could peg her. Oh my god. I'm sure I could peg her, period. I'm sure there's like...
a lot of older generation artists that I could probably compare her to because the first time I honestly heard her she reminds me of like young Cyndi Lauper and like young Kate Bush am I the only one is that problematic to say the like to compare artists but just the vibes obviously I'm not saying she is them I'm just saying that was what I was getting that was the vibary that I was getting but yeah
It's been so cool to watch Chapel rise. I am still kind of like kicking myself for missing her Coachella set, to be honest with you. I did already know about Chapel before Coachella because my stylist, Brian. Brian really always knows what the fuck is up. Like, I don't know how the fuck that bitch literally just knows what's going to be in, but...
I guess when you're that bitch, you're that girl. So it's really just been so cool to see. And Chapo, if you want to be on my fucking pod, bitch, let me know. Like, I know you just did Drew's, but bitch, you haven't done Brad's. Like, come on, come on, come on. The last thing that I want to talk about for today is Love Island. I know Love Island had finished about a month ago now, and the topic is probably stale. And I know you guys are probably so tired of everyone talking about it. But
I'm going to fucking talk about it because I haven't talked about it yet. I am obsessed with this season. I love the girls so much. I started watching because Miss K came over one day and she had put it on the TV and it was literally... I had no choice but to watch because it was like literally on my TV and it was episode nine or seven. It was...
The episode right before they were about to do like the kissing where they all have to like kiss each other and like rate it. And bitch, when I tell you that was the episode to watch, it was the episode to watch. It was just kind of like right when everything was about to be in the thick of it, right before they all went to the casa. It was right before Miguel came in, you know, Leah and Rob just had their falling out. Andrea just was about to get eliminated. Like, bitch, it was the thick of it.
And just from the get-go, I had already...
knew who my queens were and just seeing how their friendship progressed like I was mostly drawn to Janae easily probably one of the most beautiful women I've ever seen in my whole entire life and then I learned that she's from Hawaii so you already know I slid in her DMs and being like girl so why are you not coming to Hawaii she's really busy right now is what she said which I am still holding out for like Janae girl come visit me I know you live on the other side of the island but please
Make a trip. I'll show you a good beach. Leia. Bitch. Leia. I don't know if it's the Leo in me. Or if it's just the bougie outfit wearer in me. But I'm sure I'm just as in love with Leia as everybody else. She's just so queen. Honestly. She just carries herself like how I would like to carry myself if I was a woman. And Serena. Serena is such a fucking queen. Anything... Anytime she... Like...
I don't mean to sound like Cordell because Cordell have already said this, but anytime Serena laughs, I'm laughing. Anytime Serena's smiling, I'm smiling. Like she's just so charming. She stands on business and a queen. Like I know I said that about everyone, but such a queen. Nicole, also, I love her so much. My Filipino and European queen,
No, no. Just, I mean, some of the men, let's be fucking real. I'm not really the biggest fan of like men period. So the man I could use without, but it's just been so cool. Also watching them get out of Fiji and like seeing how they have been dealing with the real world. It's just so, it's hard to wrap my mind around like being stuck on an island for that long and just like coming back and getting your phone back and like realizing you're a celebrity now and everyone's watching you.
your next move, you know? I would not know how to fucking deal with that, but the girls are girling and it's just been so fun to watch them become stars, honestly. Well, that was my take. I do hope that one day I'll interview Jhené, Leia, or Serena, or any of them besides the boys. I don't really care for the boys. But yeah, cue in transition music.
You guys have officially made it to the last portion of the show where I tell you guys the most beauty guru thing ever, which is the product of the motherfucking day. Yeah. And I know you guys have seen my little collection of hippers in here.
If you can't see it, if you haven't watched a YouTube video yet, but I have a hippie collection. And basically, I don't know if y'all see this little lion right here, but Miss Remy Ashton actually got me that for my birthday. She hunted it down. I don't know if y'all saw her TikTok of with Alicia and her, like literally they went to the mall and bought like 16 Sunny Angel hippies.
I don't know if you guys saw the TikTok video of them going to the mall and opening like 16 Sunny Angel hippers. But basically, that is my product of the day. I have a hipper with me and I'm going to open it for you guys. Remy also got me this Heihei that's on my shoulder right now.
It's cute. But basically, the product of the day is Sunny Angels. And I feel like a lot of questions that I've been getting is, why? Like, that's so fucking weird. Like, bitch. And my answer is, bitch, why the fuck does it bother you? Like, why does my happiness bother you? Why does other people's happiness bother you? That's my one fucking question about those bitches hating me.
And then they always have something to say about like, oh, he's naked. That's a child that's naked. And I'm like, the fact that your eyes go straight to like a small child's penis says more things about you than me. Because all I see is cutesy little angels. I don't see a fucking dick. Go see a fucking doctor. You're the fucking weird ass bitch here. Okay. So don't try to come for me with that bullshit.
Any motherfucking ways, let's open a Sunny Angel. This is their Harvest series. I want to get the pineapple one so, so, so bad. So let's hope this is the pineapple one. Also, Casify also came out with their own cases. I got the secret one because, bitch, I'm that girl. I got the root one. And I also have the one that I have today, which is the eggplant one. Okay, so let's open this one.
Sunny Angel. I don't know why Sunny Angels is my product of the day. Honestly, sometimes when I'm feeling sad, I just open one up and it just gives me a little serotonin boost. And that's really just why I love them. It just gives me a serotonin boost. And I just feel like for at least five seconds out of my day, I get to feel like a little kid again. You know? Let's open this fucker. Okay, it's giving carrot or radish.
It's giving radish. She's a radish girl. She's a radish girl. She's a radish girl. She's a radish girl. She's a radish girl. Yeah. I kind of want to put one on my mic like this so that when I'm holding it, I should do that. Okay. I'll do that next episode. I'm running out of space on my laptop and I don't want to put them on the sides. I just want them on the top. So let me know where I should put this. And yeah. Yeah.
Thank you guys so much for watching this week's episode. Like I had so much fun filming this. I'm glad I refilmed it. And I hope you guys learned a thing or two. If you didn't, I'm sorry. Who the fuck said I was a teacher? Make sure you guys follow me on all of my social media. Everything is at Bretman Rock. And make sure you guys like, rate, and give this podcast a thumbs up. Because bitch, I'm having so much fun doing it. And I know y'all are having fun listening or watching it. So please let me know.
And comment down below as well what I should do for next week's episode. And I hope you guys enjoy the rest of your day, your week. I'll see you next Thursday. Yeah. Bye, beach. I'll see you next Thursday. Yeah. Don't forget to follow, rate, and like. You can follow me at BretmanRock on everything. And follow the podcast at The Baddest Radio on all social media. Yeah.
Bye, beach.
