Catching Up With Your Fav Gay Cousins
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The following podcast is a Dear Media production. Hello, fellow Earthlings. Good morning. Today, I am joined with none other than... Me, duh. Who's me? Miss K. My unofficial official co-host of the baddest radio. Yeah, cue the intro. Bratman to Earth. Earth to Bratman. Girl, you already know who it is. ♪

As you guys can see today, I got on my headphones on. So this is a self-produced show today. She is, what is she, Miss K? She's the audio, the host, the cameraman. What else? Lighting. Yeah, the lighting. And producer today. Oh my God, she's doing it all today. Thank you so much, Kat, for not working on the weekends. Because honestly, it's a chance for me to challenge myself. I love doing this. It reminds me so much of my old...

old YouTube video days. I don't think you guys know this, but Miss Kay was an editor. Oh wait, oh my god, I thought you were going to be like, you guys don't know this, but like the behind the scenes, I used to do all of this, but no. Well, yeah, no, you used to be an editor once upon a time. I did like a couple of his videos, you know, side money. Some of my most...

That's for a YouTube video probably. It was edited by Miss Kaylee. The Philippines one I did. Your first ever Philippines trip I ever did. Yeah, you saw me crying in there, girl. Yes. You were like, delete all of that. And I was like, okay. Okay, thank you so much for joining me, Miss Kay. How was your week? It was okay.

cute week. I went out on the weekend for Halloween. It was amazing. Great. Great people. Great vibes. Did you have a Halloween costume? I don't think I saw you post a Halloween entry this year besides our Inside Out one. No. Such great response. You guys, that Inside Out, making that was like, I didn't even know what was going to happen because I came by myself. Miss K was actually the first one. She's the reason why we had to shoot where we shot because

One, it was raining when you came. Yeah, it was like a drizzle. And it was 10 a.m. in the morning. 9 a.m. Right before you came to work. So thank you for pulling through. Of course. Anything for Brett. Are we focused? I think we are. I think we are. Yeah. Oh my God, you guys. I'm so sorry if we're not. This is a self-produced show. Yeah.

And you guys are so far. I'm just like, is it my contacts? Or are we blurry? Are we blurry, Miss K? You have better vision than me. I don't think we are. Okay. Anyways, Miss K, you... I don't know if you guys know this, but Miss K was edited in the photo. So was Justin. And so was Justice. And it did so great. I think it did. We're on MTV. We're on MTV, girl. You guys...

Every time I go to work, every time Brett posts something about me, they're always like, oh my God, I just saw your post. I just saw your post. And I'm like, oh, thank you. Thank you. Speaking of work, Miss Kaylee, what is the tea of the week? The tea of the week is a matcha latte with white chocolate. You did this? With foam, yeah. With what I just had? Yes. Yes.

Oh my god. You are such a... With a lavender... One lavender syrup because I really like lavender right now. You love a lavender pump. I do. Give me the tea. Give me the tea. Give me the tea.

Miss K. Did I eat? You ate this up. What the fuck? You know, ever since you made your lavender latte, I've been making it. Really? I love. I know you see the lavender come down. The syrup, it's like last. Yeah, it's like almost gone. But no, I've been into this lavender thing. I didn't know it was a syrup. So I just started it. I started with cold brew and then I just put it with everything else.

It has like a little like fragrance taste to it. No, I love it. I was telling you about this last time. I feel like I'm drinking a little bit of perfume. Yeah, yeah. And it makes my mouth smell a little bit lavender-y. It tastes really good. I'm like, come here, give me a kiss. Oh my God. But I do have a tea with the tea. Oh yeah. By the way, you guys, I figured that it...

It would be kind of boring if Miss K only talks about the drink that she's making. So I was like, Miss K, you need to come in with not only the tea, but the tea of the week. The tea. Something like I just saw on like... Yeah, something about the pop culture. We will always try to keep it lighthearted. I really don't want this channel to be a gossip channel. We're talking about other people's lives. So we're going to keep it very...

Lighthearted and not too like Did you see who broke up this week? Like we don't give a fuck

Honestly, truly. Even though it sounds fun, but no. No. Probably on another podcast. Yeah, yeah. Do you have a tea for us, Sissy? I do. I've just been on TikTok lately and I've been seeing this one video of Shawn Mendes talking about his sexuality. Yeah. And how he wants to be open about it and like finding out things. Yeah, he's... I want to say questioning or experimenting. I don't want to put words in his mouth. Yeah. On that video, he said like...

He's trying to figure it out. So I think that's a good tea this week. What do you think about it? I think it's pretty cool that he is in a comfortable place now where he is openly allowed to and willing to say, yeah, I might have been onto something this whole time and maybe I do need time to explore myself. Or maybe it wasn't even...

The pressure of like everyone, you know? Maybe he genuinely just came around at this stage in his life. And I was like, hmm, maybe. Maybe I want to explore. He was with a great girlfriend. So he was like... Exactly. What do you think, Kaylee? I think it was great how he opened up to all his fans like that. It's just like... Honestly. It's very... Vulnerable. Yeah, very brave and vulnerable for him because...

You know, he is famous in America and like, I'm not saying this, but a lot of American states are very closed off. And knowing his fan base, I know there's like a lot in the middle. So the way they like perceived it, I think it was amazing. I think it's cool. It's so brave.

I would... I mean, just to see how it... Yeah, inspire other people. Yeah, inspire other people to explore their sexuality. But I'm also interested to see, like, if you ever come to a conclusion. Yeah, no, yeah. You know what I mean? And if he doesn't... It could be just a phase, yeah. So...

That's pretty cool. Yeah, I think so. Because I don't have a coming out story. Yeah. By the way, these are opinions coming from two bitches that never came out. Yeah. We just literally came out as... Well, we came out when we came out. And I was like, okay. Because I was always gay. My mom, they never really cared. I mean, we've always been gay. Yeah. They were just never... Like, our family was never really questioning it. Imagine if we came out now, Miss K. Should we...

Oh my god Should we come out now? Yeah oh my gosh Cause we never gave our family that Brett In my family I have something to tell you Wait no come out right now This is how I would come out I have something to tell you guys What is it Miss K? I think I'm not straight I mean With this headpiece on I don't think you think I think you know With this glam on I don't think you think you're gay I think you know Not only gay though

What is it? I'm trans. Oh my god! Not a trans. I'm kidding. I feel, you know, better now. Period.

What about you? I'm so happy that I... I'm so happy to know that you're gay. First of all, he was the only person that I ever thought every time I come out, I come out, he's always the first person to know. I feel like I'm the only one that you really came out to. I feel like we came out to each other. No, yeah. I came out to you. You're the only person I came out to and everyone just...

See what happens Yeah Yeah Period There's one time I was like really scared And I was like I think I'm gonna Start transitioning And Brett was like Work I was like About time Yeah Because there was a time Where I mean We would go out And then other Dolls And queen Would be like Why aren't you on TV Yeah

No, they would ask me, they're like, are you on hormones? And I'd be like, no. And they were like, why not? You should. And I was like, okay. And because I think I was there in those conversations when you finally told me that you wanted to take hormones. I was like, bitch, about time, honestly. I was like, okay, do you want me to hold your hand? Because Brett had an old friend and then me and her had like a heart-to-heart talk. And she was telling me about her experience.

experiences and like what she went through and like things like that and I was just like wow that really inspired me to just go through it and pull it it's like and you did and look at this woman that stands I know sits before me today girl I love it I was about to ask you an inappropriate question but I feel like it's a valid question because I'm genuinely wondering what is your bra size my bra size is

I don't wear bras. Not yet. My training bras. But if I do have to wear a bra. You do be having. I know. It would probably be an A cup. Oh. Yeah. Just a little. Just a little. Yeah. You know. Sorry. I'm sorry. I know that was inappropriate. But I feel like if anybody's appropriately allowed to ask, it's me. Yeah. Yeah. But I don't think I will ever wear a bra. Because the way my friends complain about bras.

are like something else I also feel like well I guess my next question is would you ever get more bigger ones? it's in progress period yeah I've been talking to a lot of like doctors about it and then yeah period because I want to like step you know step up the ladder a little bit I've been comfortable with who I was for like two years because I started transitioning two years from now

So I feel like it's time. Period. And we will be here to support you, girl. Imagine I'm like, Miss K, can you film an episode today? I know you got wrapped. Bandages. I'm like, yeah, let's do it. I'm like, can I set up here? Yeah. In your operating table. No, I actually want to go on live while I'm getting done. That would be so iconic. I would turn you a lion. Yeah.

I'll be like, yeah, let's do this. Well, since I never came out, I feel like I would come out right now. For those of you who are wondering, I know a lot of you guys have been questioning whether I'm straight or gay. And I just want to come clean that I am very much gay. Oh!

What? Yes. So you're telling me, you've been just growing this hair out? For fun. Yeah. I mean, yeah. It really came around when I was... The lip fillers? Well, no. Well, honestly, when I figured out that I like dick, it was when auntie...

This is so bad. Do I know this story? No, it's on my book though. I think you know this. But remember when my mom would have babysitters for me? And auntie, I don't want to say her real name, but I would just call her auntie. In Kalihi? No girl, Philippines. In the back. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I would just call her Auntie River. Yeah, yeah, Auntie River. Yeah.

And every time they would babysit me, they would just have porn playing in the background. Oh my gosh. Like literally on their screen. Why? And...

I don't know. It was just like a thing. Like, I don't even know if it was like a part of the karaoke and like porn would just play as... You know how like there's videos? Oh, yes. Yes. Also, I don't know if porn is allowed on YouTube. So I'll just say corn. Yeah. And like... But anyways, they would just play the corn. And I would... The girls in the back while you're singing. Yes. There's a lot in that. Yes. And I would just be so into like the dick. I would be like...

The man? Yeah. Yeah. So yeah. That's probably what I was like. Oh, so you found out a long time ago. Girl. You didn't want to come out. You also knew you were young. Yeah, but I.

You weren't. Oh yeah. I just never cared to come out. Also like the family. Because I want to say. We're kind of like the first gays in our family. That we have access. I mean. I have uncles that are gay. You have uncles that are gay. But you. We've never hung out with them. We know of them for sure. They were always older. Yeah. They were like.

My mom's like second cousin. Yeah, yeah. And your uncle, you know? Yeah. But in our immediate family is what I'm saying. No, it would just be me and you. And like we have just like such straight brothers and straight cousins too. Into cars. Yeah. Into cock fighting. Yeah. Like things like that. That's poor. Not that they gave us like a...

Scary environment But because they were so Like masculine It was just like We found out right away That we weren't interested We weren't in that Yeah Yeah Anyways Yeah plus we were always like Dressing up

And allowed to. Yeah. Like our girl cousins would make us do pageants. Yeah. You know what I mean? Yeah. Do you still remember the time when... Reigning champ. The time when me and my brother, my straight brother... Hi, Colin. Does Colin watch the pod? I think he does. Hi, Colin. Hi, Colin. No, but they... Me and my sister... No, my sister and our cousin...

Dressed up as little girls When we were like In the elementary school And we would do pageants around the house Like a bra and a panty Q&A The wall And then they would like Make us do it So we had so much fun And we didn't mind And we would win a dollar And Kraft Mac and Cheese Yeah And I remember No tea no shade But somebody was a tour loser Calling

Not me. I was like, yeah, go to you. Yeah, Colin. And he ended up getting both the prizes. I was like, the first prize had a dollar and the second prize was the mac and cheese. And he got both. And because he was a sore loser, he got both. And I'm like, you know what? There's always going to be a sore loser. Exactly. I'm sorry you weren't serving fish. Yeah. He was though. He was. He was the fish. He was the fish. I don't know if this is problematic to say, but I feel like if Miss Colin was...

She would give more. LGBT? Yeah. I feel like she would be prettier than the both of us. No, yeah. Because my mama always told me too. She was like, Colin has the body of a girl. She looks like a girl. And like the way how he is. It's a very girl like.

He's like clean-y. Clean. Yeah. It's very just like. Organized. Girl, you tell me. Girl, he doesn't like a mess. Like if he sees a mess, he'll pick it up right away. Yeah. All his clothes has to be like folded. Colin would be so pretty. Yeah. Anyways, cue transition music. Music.

All right, you guys. I forgot to read the tea of the week featuring my journal. This is my older dust journal that I have given to me by Miss K. This was my journal from 2020 to 2021.

And this doesn't have a date on it. And it's just like a random ass page. And it says, long time no see. LOL. I feel like I really only be writing on this whenever. And it's very inconsistent. LOL. Anyways, I have a chicken addiction now. And my two little chickens are here. I think this is when I hatched my two little chickens. Next time I write on this, I'll probably be laughing at how much they have grown. Oh my God.

Are they still here? Well, yes, actually. Well, no. One out of the two is here. I think I named them Marites and Martin. Yeah, yeah. And Martin, I had to get rid of all my roosters. I said this on the podcast yet, but yeah, the HOA got me. And also the neighbors were complaining about the roosters, which I understand. Because I, for one, was also at the last brink of my waking up in the morning and I'm like…

Wait, are the roosters the one that makes the noises? Yeah, they're the ones that crow. Yeah.

So I had to get rid of them, which is really easy because, oh my God, in Hawaii, there's chickens everywhere and everybody has chickens. So I just asked all my uncles and everyone that worked for my brother if they wanted chickens. And I got rid of them in one day. There's some that still sends me pics of like... Your chickens? Yeah, there's some that still sends me pics of my chickens. But there's some that I will admit, I will admit, I don't know if they became Adobo or not. Yes.

And I would rather not know. But there are some that I still check up with. And they're in great homes. And the roosters are roostering. And oh my god, let me tell you this tea real quick, bitch. So I got written up by my HOA again about a rooster. And I'm like, how the fuck am I getting written up?

So apparently, somebody that lived down the street from me had a rooster and had released it at the area behind my house. And because he heard all my hands, he came in here and...

This is so tragic, y'all. But like, he killed one of my hens. Which one? And I came out. And that's why my hens weren't out for like a good week. Because this rooster was such a menace. He killed one of my hens. And I was so mad. And I know it was him because he was like pecking the feathers off of it. And I was like, oh my god, this fucking rooster just literally harassed my chicken. And so I netted it.

I net it. Like, I didn't kill it. I just like grabbed my net and I caught it, put it in a box. And I texted the president of my HOA and I'm like, I think I got mistaken for this rooster. Like, this is not my rooster. And then apparently, then that's when they told me like somebody released their chicken. Yeah. Down the road. But yeah, I'm still very much in my chicken era. I love chicken.

My chickens. So much. The ones that matters. Especially my hands. The hands, girl. The hands are my hands. For life. Not a lot of people know, but Brett only has...

Female animals Yeah Yeah Always All his dogs are females Now the chickens Now my chickens are girls My cats are girls Yeah Bula which is my fish Is a girl Yeah So I don't know actually Because my I have turtles And I haven't sexed them yet Because you can't really tell Until they're like ready to mate But They look like girls Yeah they look like girls I feel like tortoises are girls Yeah I feel like a lot of Like there's animals That are like automatically are girls And I feel like

What's a girly pop animal that you're like, you're a girl no matter what you are? I think rabbits are all girls. Oh, rabbits are all girls. I'm like, it's too current. It's too current. I always thought when I was a little kid, I always thought tortoise was the male animal.

version of turtles okay we're gonna go to break no i'm that ass i didn't know there was two different things until someone was like no the other one walks inland the other one's land yeah yeah i mean water yeah and i was like oh that's crazy i also think all parrots are girls i'm

Every time I see a parrot, I'm like, hey girl. Yeah. Hey girl. All the birds actually are girls. Jellyfishes are girls. Sorry, I don't make the rules. What is an animal that I think is all girls?

cats easy yeah pussy yeah cats are always gonna be girls to me I would say pigs are very girl to me too I'm like pink girl love the pink palette yes and piglet I can't believe piglet is a boy no piglets are the little ones I'm talking about Winnie the Pooh

Piglet? It's a boy? Piglet is a boy. Have you ever listened to his voice? No. Is it the deep one? That's a man, Mari. Really? That's a man. I thought he was a girl. That's a man. I thought Winnie the Pooh was a girl too. Even Tweety Bird. Did you know Tweety Bird was a boy? There's no way Tweety Bird is a boy. He's a boy. Why did he put lashes on Tweety? I don't know. But he's a boy. I'm gonna need a word with Cartoon Network. Yeah. Because, bitch, what do you mean? Yeah.

That's a boy. I also feel like, like, I don't care what anybody says. I will always refer to peacocks as girls. I'm like, I'm sorry. Like, that's a woman. Like,

That's a dog. Especially because of their feathers. I always was like, that is not a boy. That's a girl. Yeah. And then the ones that's like doesn't have the feathers are the boys. It's funny to think that, I mean, this is not the case for all the animals, but in a lot of animal cases, the boy is always the prettier one. Yeah. Because they're the ones that likes fine mates. Yeah.

So they have to look good. Yeah. Yeah. That's true. Yeah. I wish more boys, more human boys looked good. Yeah. Oh, yeah, girl. Tell me you're a straight man, girl. I'm like...

Let's wash our face. I'm like, yeah, stay straight. Let's get an African sponge and scrub our skin. But a lot of people... I don't know if someone proved it or the scientists proved it, but why is it that a lot of men have better facial skin?

Than other females. But they only use a bar of soap. That they use for their body. That's one thing that I'm trying to figure out as well. Because my boyfriend literally does the least for his skin. I have to tell him to put sunscreen on. I have to. And he's like, I don't want to wash my face again. And I'm like, this is the fifth time I'm washing it today. And he has literally better skin than me. No pores. Nothing. And I'm like, okay.

It's the jeans. It is the jeans, girl. And I wish I had that jean. Yeah.

Okay, so last week I had a solo episode which I haven't done in a while. Yeah, yeah. How was that? It was really quick. But you know like in Disney Channel where they would have like recap episodes. Oh, okay. Like, you know, it's just like a lighthearted one just to like thank them for all the love during Halloween and just like a breather because honestly, the whole Halloween October was a lot for me. Girl, you were dressing up every week. Yeah, so it was kind of like a breather episode where I'm just like, yo, this is

What's going on in my life? And this month, we're not going to be dressing up, but I would love to ask each episode of this month what you were grateful for and what we're thankful for. So I want to ask you what you're grateful for today or this week. Oh my God. Okay. I have a really good one because a lot of people may not know that I used to have some bad teeth.

Like bad teeth. And because yesterday I just got my retainers. So I'm done. So I'm officially done. I just got my retainers. So I'm very grateful for Dr. Holiday for even giving me the chance to like, you know, switch up my teeth because like I thought I would never get to like

Fix them I just thought I would have them Like I already Accepted it I was like Okay this is my teeth This is me Like I just gotta Go with it Love it yeah But like Like oh my god you guys Ever since I started My teeth journey My life has Changed so much And your confidence

and your light. Your face structure too, I feel like. Oh yeah, my face structure definitely helped a lot. And like my dieting also helped with that a lot because I couldn't eat anything, especially when I have my Invisalign on. Yeah, especially certain times. There was no midnight snacks for you, mama. No, no, not even a single. Because the thing was, every time I would put it on,

If I wanted to eat something, I would have to take it out, brush my teeth, and then wash the retainers again, and then put it back. So it's a whole process. So I just didn't want to do that. So I just kept it in and like dealt with my hunger. And I was like, but I'm just so thankful for that. Because without them, like girl, my teeth, it wouldn't be like... I feel like, were you on it for four years, three years? Two years. Very quickly. So...

Why do I feel like I saw you with Invisalign when I was living in EBA, no? No. It was when you were here already? No, it was when, yeah, it's... It's when we were here already? When we did the show. After the show. Got it. After season one, that's when they were like, hey, do you want to come in for a consultation? Yeah.

And I was like Yes please Let's do it And then we started right away And then by season 2 My teat was like A little bit straightened already It was still in the process But it was already straight Uh huh And this was Invisalign I don't know If you said it already Not braces Invisalign Well yeah They've never seen you with braces I don't know why I'm trying to be like

Tell them it's Invisalign. No, it's Invisalign. I used to call it veneers all the time. These are veneers. These two front teeth is veneers. No, but yeah, that's what I'm thankful for because I always thought about, I always think about it because like that was like what my biggest, what's that called? Like setback? Yeah. Insecurity? Insecurity, I guess, because every time I feel like every time I would talk to people, like,

I feel like, you know how like when they say they're like staring at your pimple or sometimes or like your boobs. I felt like that they were staring at my teeth the whole time. And then, yeah.

Period. And that's valid to think. I loved also just like seeing the confidence that it gave you over time. Yeah. What is the, because I don't know anything about Invisalign, what is the retainer situation with Invisalign after you're done? Is it kind of similar to the retainer you get when you get braces? Yeah. Yeah. It's the, no. The night ones? Yeah. It's the same ones. It's like a little, it's Invisalign still. It's like this clear little plastic that has your teeth, your final teeth formed. Yeah.

And then for that one, they told me to, I have to wear it at least full time for two weeks. And then after that two weeks, I can just wear it throughout the night when I'm sleeping. Yeah. Period. Congrats, girl. You can finally eat anything. Thank you. Thank you. Without like being like, wait. I need to. And yeah, because like also like,

I can't eat, I can't drink anything sugary because they told me that if I drink something sugary, it could build up because it has plastic and it would stay in the plastic. So it would build up. That would scare me. Yeah. And it could create like cavities. But yeah, I didn't want to do that. So I stick with water. And yeah. You ate. I mean, you didn't eat. No, I did not eat at all. But teeth ate.

hmm for me what am I grateful for this week I'm so thankful for honestly yesterday was the day of the dead and I did a lot of I stayed home all day yesterday and I was just like gardening and I was with my mans kind of left

Each other alone. Yeah. As well. Which I love about us. Like I'm like girl. We could be in the same house. But we be doing our own little things. But I'm just grateful for. I was like. In my garden. Like deep weeding. And if you guys watch my stories. Like you know. Yeah. You've been on that this whole week. I just started like.

crying because it's just like wow like when I was a kid I used to help my uncle booboo like weed gardens yes and when I was even younger than that I would be in my yard with my grandma all the time yeah and I'm just grateful for the fact that I have all these outlet to connect with people that I love without like I feel like I'm hanging out with my grandma yeah yeah in my garden yeah I feel like

I feel like Uncle Bubu is thinking about me when I'm in my garden. Yeah, yeah. You know, so...

I'm just fucking glad of I'm grateful for my childhood like literally I don't know why that that's what I'm thinking of right now but like oh like so many seeds were planted when I was a child and I don't know why I thought about that like while I was thinking about like you know my loved ones that have passed but I'm just just so glad that I had them for yeah because you didn't think you would be like doing all of this now yeah and like I I genuinely am also just happy to do it like

You know, I get comments all the time like, why do you do your own yard? And I'm like, well, I have... I'm not that like... Yeah. I'm not that like... With... I don't know how to describe it. I could get dirty. And also, if you know me, you know that I'm so particular with certain things. Yeah. That like, sometimes I would rather fucking do it myself than like relying on someone else. Yeah.

Cause you're just gonna waste your time like And I'm just gonna be like And I'm gonna pay you To do something I didn't wanna fucking Yeah Want anyways And if my brother's watching this You know damn motherfucking well bitch I paid you a couple times for shit I didn't ask for I'm like yeah

Who told you to do that? Yeah. So yeah, I'm just grateful for my childhood and for all the little seeds that I planted. Yeah. That's a good thing because nowadays, a lot of kids doesn't really know, not even know how to wash dishes or they don't want to do it because dishwashers. Yeah.

doesn't know how to play outside because they don't know what to play outside. But it's like, there's a lot of things to do outside. Girl, those were the best games I've ever played. Like running around, playing like, yes, me, Brett, them, Princess. We were never bored. We would play like Earth, Fire, Wind, Air. I don't even know how to play that game, but we created it somehow. Yeah.

Oh my gosh. So I'm just glad we had the challenge that we had. Our imagination, yeah. Literally, we didn't have iPads. That's crazy. Yeah. And when we did have an iPad, it was Azen's iPad. And we would all just like hover over it. But that's when like nothing was like creative. No apps were creative. We're talking first generation iPad he wanted at Fun Factory. Still YouTube. Like not even like, not a lot of people were still doing YouTube. It was just like for like... I for sure wasn't on YouTube yet.

So yeah. Wait, on the latter though, maybe this is not a great way to exercise gratefulness, but what are you not grateful for this week? Just a fun question. What am I not grateful for? That's hard. Okay, I'll start because maybe I just wanted to talk about it. Okay, yeah. What are you not grateful for? I am not grateful for the fact that I'm breaking out. Like...

Like, I hate the fact that I'm also glad that I finally figured out a lot of the reason of my breakout is my diet. Yeah. Usually when I break out, it's when I eat dairy or like... Also, obviously, I'm fucking concealed the house down boots. So don't even try to clock my face right now, everyone. I know I don't look like... Girl, don't even say anything because you're barely wearing anything.

So I'm like, I'm actually wearing, literally, that's crazy. But yeah, I'm just like, girl,

Bitch, you're 26. And milk still got you on a chokehold? Oh, it was milk. Dairy. Yeah. Yeah. And I'm just like, I don't know what I fucking ate. I think it was cheese from the ragu pasta that I got. Yeah. Because I forgot to ask for it without cheese. Girl, cheese is forever your hater. Later. And I know it's cheese if it's... Because I don't break up in my forehead ever. If it's here and there's two forming, it's cheese. It's fucking cheese.

Because if it's in the cheeks, someone complimented him. If it's here, it's like somebody said I had good skin and I broke out, honestly. Yeah, I just wanted to vent, honestly. I just wanted to be like, I...

I also just needed to remind myself like bitch stop eating that is your fault no I know I'm like you did that to yourself I'm ungrateful for the fact that I'm a dumb bitch knowing literally I I've even taken like tests before and all of them like like like poop tests yeah like you literally poop on a vial well I didn't poop in a vial oh my god speaking of I just took one yesterday for what

For like my blood test because I do blood tests for my hormones. Oh. Yes. For your poop too? They test your poop? No, I think it was just like this monthly thing where like they test you for like STDs and stuff like that. Always get checked by the way, you guys. Yes. Know your status. It's very important. Yes. But they were like, it was the weirdest thing ever. They were like, have you done a tube test before? I was like, no.

And then they were like, okay, so you got to do two, one in your anal and one in your tonsils, like your throat. So I did one of my throats. I just had to like, you know, swerve around the tonsil area. And I was looking at the paper for the anal and tell me why I had to insert by myself. I had to insert this thing inside.

all the way like it literally was this much i was like i literally had to insert that much and i had to swerve it around i remember the first time i had to get tested and it's that same thing really and i had to swerve it around and i was like this is the weirdest feeling ever and i was like yeah yeah you're like did i just get fucked no honestly i was like what the heck i was like this feels wrong but

I just thought that was weird. But everything's good. Everything's clear. She's STD free. Queen is knowing her status. Yes. I'm the most celibate person you guys... I may be, you know, all the texts that you guys tell me. I may be like that on my phone. But I am not like that in person. You're a thought on paper. Yes. I am a thought on paper.

That's... I'm tweeting that. Yeah. That's a good yearbook quote. I'm a thought on paper. That's all. That's all I ever will be. Exactly. What was I talking about? About the vial? Because you have to take a test. What was the test for? And you said you had to take a shit. Oh, my diet. Yeah. Because...

Because I, well, and they just run a couple of tests, like blood tests and poop and stuff like that. And they just tell you, like, it's basically kind of like an allergy test. And they tell you, like, what things that you should avoid and, like, things like that. But the most thing that I got from it, the main reason why I wanted to do it, it's just I needed to know what the fuck was breaking me out. Because I was like, I'm literally doing everything the book says to have clear skin. And they were just like, girl, it's dairy. Yeah.

Dang. It's dairy, girl. But yeah. Do you have anything you're ungrateful for? Yeah. Me. People who's allergic to dairy. Not people that's allergic to dairy, bitch. I'm like, so how are you gonna eat everything? No, give me one, bitch. Because now I feel like I'm grateful as fuck. And I'm here like... No, there's a lot of... At my work, there's a lot of people who's allergic to dairy.

And they're always like, I can't drink that. And I was like, I'll be like, why? Like, I'm lactose. And I'm like, what are you doing here? Why are you at a coffee shop? No, girl. We belong. No, yeah. I am here for my lactose girlies out there. And I know nobody gives a fuck about my lactose story. But I will tell you a really quick lactose story. I didn't grow up lactose. I...

You know this. Yeah. We were always eating motherfucking ice cream, pizza, everything in the books. When I was in high school, I did a dairy-free cleanse for four months. I didn't eat dairy. And then I ate dairy for the very first time when I was on tour. And then that's when I became lactose. Like, lactose on both ends. Like, I don't just poop, you guys. Yeah. I puke as well. Okay.

And I don't know why I did it to myself. So don't do a dairy break. Yeah. And he doesn't learn his lesson, you guys. He always does that. He's always like, I'm never eating dairy again. Couple months later, doing this exact same thing. And I know all you bitches that are lactose too are the same exact way. And also, I know you guys are going to say, there's lactates, there's Tums. Mama,

It don't work. Yeah. It does not work. Trust me. I've taken three, four. The most I've taken was five lactates. And you're right. It didn't make me poop, but it did make me gassy and still broke me out. Is it worth it? I don't think so. It's really still not. So I don't care.

So yeah, bitch, you keep skipping my question. What are you ungrateful for? I don't know. Why do we keep going back to this? I don't know what I'm ungrateful for. Okay, well, maybe we'll just keep it at that. You're just a grateful girl. I'm ungrateful for my raggedy ass car because... Because... It's time we need to get you a car, y'all. What are you trying to say? We'll start a girlfriend. I'm kidding.

No, Miss K wants my Jeep so bad. And I was like, Miss K, why the fuck would I give you a Jeep that I've owned? Also, I already told you this. I will die with that Jeep. You're never going to get a Jeep. If I was going to give you a Jeep, I would just buy you a new one. I don't know why. There's this one night that you were like, I would give you the Jeep. Yeah, a Jeep, not the Jeep. No, speaking of that Jeep. They were like, I will give you that Jeep one day. Maybe I was on one. You were on one. No, but I do...

Girl, one day, girl, one day you'll get a Jeep. No. But honestly, I love my car. It's just kind of like I'm a messy person. So messy. I've never, you guys, you guys are going to like hate me for this, but I've never cleaned my car, washed my car for like three years. That's why it's kind of like. Three years is crazy. I don't know how to wash cars. Wait, maybe, maybe here. Because you know how princess watches are stupid.

stuff oh my gosh um we should be like oh you should need to you should find a detailer oh my gosh do you know who um i do i think i'm sisters with one that has um it's that details and if she's watching maybe she could give it to you for like a late birthday present or christmas present really like

You know, a free little detail would be nice. Especially for someone who already has eight. You know, because I used to drive her around all the time. And the least that she could do was... Princess, wash Kiefer's car. Honestly, princess.

I'll watch your kids. Trade for a trade. Trade for trade, girl. I can't wait to have her here. I have this shirt that I bought these shirts that says, thought daughter, gay son. Yeah. And I was going to do an episode where we're just talking about being thought daughter and gay son. No, it's because Troy and Charlie was wearing it. Yeah. I was like, oh my God. It's so us coded. Is it at their Halloween costume?

I don't think so. It was just like a shirt they were wearing. So you're ungrateful for your dirty car. Yes. But you will soon be grateful for the car wash that you're gonna give me. Girl, please. Soon. This is on

This is on paper now. See? She's on... She's not only on paper. She's on screen. Yeah. I got a lot of witnesses. Literally. Yeah. You know how Tana bought Brooke a... What was it? A Bronco? Was it a Bronco? Yeah, it was a Bronco. Yeah. Maybe we'll have to pull that one day. Oh my gosh. Remember when Brett bought Monskaya car...

Exactly. Exactly. It already happened. It already happened. And that is how you manifest. Yeah, girl. Miss Kaylee, what are we doing after this? We are making my Christmas. Well, I'm forcing you. I didn't know. I was like, okay. Jorley's coming over. Jorley's Miss Kay's sister. Our sister. And she's...

Kind of like our resident Christmas tree maker. She does also balloons. Yes, she does. So we'll put her in real quick. Wait, hold on. Party loud. Let's put our cousin on. If you guys are throwing any party and need balloon needs. Balloons or like just like, you know, little...

designs and like tables she does all of that you can find her business at Party Love Hawaii Party Lab Hawaii we'll link it down below maybe we'll have a Jorli episode one day you know who really wants to come on the pod? Peyton, Jorli's little baby oh yes she's been begging okay we're gonna make our Christmas tree today and this is the first year that I'm actually making it in November which is so not Filipino coded of me yeah because you usually have it by what September

December girl Girl my brother's house Already got freaking Christmas lights Oh I know Since September I know And that's not going down Yes You know that Christmas light With the music Oh girl Yeah that one Since September is crazy Yes

I'm like they use that as the light for their garage No but every year since I moved here I've had real trees Real Christmas trees And they don't come until December So we can't make our Christmas tree until December So this year I bought a big ass Christmas tree A fake one With the lights already included And then my real tree will probably be in my room Like a smaller real tree Just because I love a real tree vibe And they smell so good I remember that one year

Cat Blue So much money On Christmas trees She bought Seven Christmas trees Real ones Real ones Around my house And they were like The tall tall ones Yeah Girl

As much as that shit cost me, my house smelled like the North Pole, girl. Yes. So good. And I have central AC, so it smelled like pines everywhere. Ugh, missed that Christmas tree. It was so costly, though. But yeah, this year. And messy. Oh, God, the cleanup. And then also, like, it got so bad that when it was time for the trash pickup guys to pick it up. Because there's no way I'm putting, I'm going to jail.

To drive to the trash chute Seven different fucking times Cause my I mean I have a truck But it can only really fit like two So I had to call like 1-800-JUNK Yeah And Had them pick it up And even the workers were like Girl Cause I had four trees up here Yeah So imagine like Oh they filled up the whole truck The whole fucking truck And even that Cost

Girl I know So I'm like Mama We're doing a fake tree this year And it's gonna go up Every fucking year I don't care And I will get one fake One real one For like a smaller one I think they sell those scents Like those scents For Christmas trees Yeah but I like The candle route Oh

I love like Just have it like everywhere Yeah But I know what you're saying Like the The spray Yeah We usually just get like those candle Like those green pine candles From Bed Bath & Beyond Bed Bath & Body Works? Yeah Which whatever Which whichever one But I'm excited to decorate This year's tree is gonna be like a peacock theme So I got a lot of peacock feathers Big ones I mean sure And like the colors of peacock feathers So it'll be like purple, green, yellows And like

So I'm excited. And you know, Jorli always turns out a treat. Oh yeah, girl. She's the most creative out of all of us. She was always creative. Even more creative than me, honestly. Yeah. But we're all creative. No, but she definitely... Like what...

I would say... I would give Jorli her flowers. Yeah. I think we got a lot of our creativeness because of Jorli. Because of hanging out with her. Yeah. I remember she would always make my binder covers because she knew how to do the bubble letters. Really? Oh, duh. Always make her write Bretman for me and I would put it in my binder cover. I always remember Jorli doing that for me. And she's such a DIY queen. She is. That's where I got it from. Yeah, we need her on the pod. Because I'm sure...

ears ringing right now. She has stories of Brett too. You guys, she... Before I even started going out with Brett to places, it was my sister that would go out

With him everywhere. So she has stories, you guys. She went to New York. Yeah, before you were my like assistant, travel assistant. It was Jordi because... Because you were a minor. I was a minor and she was like older than us, obviously. And I wasn't going to take your ass around because we were both still in school. But yeah. Miss K, is there anything you want to talk about this week? What is... Is there any 411s?

There is one question that I kind of want to ask, but I feel like I already know the answer to it and I don't want to trigger you. Is there an update on your love life? Girl, my love life is a mess. Just like me, it's a mess. Okay. But I am still talking to that one boy. The one that we brought up here. Yeah. Okay. But, you guys, this is so bad. But as soon as he showed interest in me, I pulled back. You know how he pulled back the first time? Yeah. This time, I pulled back.

I mean, we can unpack this, but I feel like this will be a two-hour episode. But why do you do that, Ms. K? I don't know why. It's like, because I think I like to chase. Ooh. Yeah, I love a good chase. If you don't want me, I'll make you want me. But when they caught you... That's when I'm like, oh, there's plenty of fishes in the sea. Let me just catch another one. Yeah.

See, I would say I was kind of the same way as you were. I'm like, okay, you want me like... Yeah, and it's also because I get easily turned off by things. It's my problem. I don't know why. I know it is my problem. It's bad for me, but...

I don't know. What I was trying to get at is that I'm similar in a you in a sense of like I like them when they're like, you know, I like what Chase like you as well. But I think the reason why I projected because I felt like I didn't deserve it. When they finally like, you know what I mean? Like when they finally like you and like they confess.

And then because I never really received that much love, when someone is willing to give me everything that they have, I kind of just... Well, this is not the situation. Not that I worked my issues. But like... Because, you know, my manager and I are fine. But I think...

I think it scared me because I was just like, one, it was not a love that I was used to. So my brain convinced me that I didn't deserve it. Yeah. I'm not putting words in your mouth. This is me. That was me just being like, yeah. Because also, like, I have a thing where, like, I know exactly what a couple should be. And if you don't meet that standard in my head, it's like, I kind of just like, oh, Miss K, that's toxic.

I know. Do you know how many people told me that I'm toxic? Well, you're not toxic, but that trait is toxic. It is. And I'm also scared of commitment. I think your heart is just protecting herself. Yeah, because I'm so scared. You don't want to get hurt. Yes. I've been surrounded by people who get hurt all the time and it's not cute. You guys, I don't want to deal with that. I might go crazy. Because if I do love, I love. That's...

Me too. I need my man's like... I just spoke about this recently, but I'm like, I need my man's obsessed with me. I need to know. Yes. I'm all you think about. Because I'm the same... I would want my man to be exactly the same way obsessed I am with him. Yeah. And when that is not reciprocated, I would feel some type of way. Yes. Because I can get very possessive to men also. But then if they don't receive that, I'm just like...

Period. Well, girl, you'll find someone that deserves you if you let them. Well, yes, if you let them, girl. Ugh, I know.

It's just a matter of like being in my head, to be honest. We really need to unpack this on a different episode. But I'm gonna let you through this time, girl. Okay. Because that's not cute, Miss Kaylee. I know it's not cute. It's like I'm leading them on. But it's at the same time, it's like... I don't think you're leading them on. I think I just genuinely think your heart is protecting herself. Yeah. And she just does not want to get hurt. Yeah.

I think that's what it is. And I'm not blaming this anybody, but yes, I did grow up with like toxic relationships. As examples. Period. Preach. Yeah. Preach. Yeah. It got me to the point where like, do I really want that kind of relationship or should I just like be with myself? Yeah.

We had a lot of bad relationship examples. Yes, around us. My parents, for example. My siblings, girl. My brother, girl. And it's just like, yeah. We'll leave it at that. Yeah, girl. We'll leave it there because we could really unpack some unpacked business. And I don't want to do that.

All right, Miss Kaylee, it has an hour has already passed. I can't believe I feel like we just sat down. What the fuck did we even talk about?

We did actually. We had a whole. We literally just caught up. We caught up. After this, we're literally going to separate. He's going to go downstairs. I'm going to go upstairs. I'm going to make my YouTube videos. And then we're going to go pick up Jorley. We're going to go get some ribbons. And we're going to like create some Christmas. Ooh, fun. It's going to be fun. We have a day. We really do have a day. We do have to go fucking eat though. I'm hungry as fuck. Anyways, Miss K, we have reached the part of the show where we tell them the products of the week. Do you want to start or should I start?

I can start. Go ahead. Okay, so my product of the week is, Brett mentioned that earlier. It's this little poofy thing right here. Oh yeah. You're kind of giving Selena Quintanilla with this hair. Let me take it out because you guys, I've been using this for the past week. I fell in love with them again during Halloween because it's the easiest thing to do. Wait, did I clock you earlier? Did I say you're wearing a hairpiece?

No, you didn't. Oh, okay. Oh, no. Yeah, you did. Did I? Yeah. I wish I didn't so that they could comment if you got them or not. Right here, you guys. So my hair is in a bun. And this is the hair. It's like a sock bun.

But it's like the easiest convenient thing ever. If you don't want to do your hair, but you want to add something a little zhuzh. And you only have to curl your money pieces. Yeah, and like money pieces. Maybe the back. You're being a little adventurous. But these, this is from INH. I forgot what this is called, but... I gave that to you so long ago, Miss K. I'm like, that's vintage. I still have, yeah, I still have that one video of the time you gave this to me and I wore it. And I love it.

It holds You guys, this is very durable And you guys You know how like sometimes fake hair gets like a little No, she's kind of giving real low key Because it looks It's still luscious It's not shiny Yeah Period It reminds me of my hair for my Patrick Star campaign for the foundation Which one? Oh, the little Like the little Yeah Okay My product of the week Since Miss K also clocked it earlier But

I'm not wearing foundation today. I am wearing my tinted sunscreen because I'm just, I have to hone in on my skincare right now. I can't be putting so much fucking makeup on y'all. Because he swears he's breaking out. Shut the fuck up. There's literally nothing. Girl. So my favorite sunscreen. I feel like there's always a debate on chemical versus mineral sunscreen. I for one will always be team mineral sunscreen. Now, do I wear chemical sunscreen? Of course I do. Especially on those days where I don't.

Need a... Lot of sun coverage. I mean I'm always gonna need a lot of sun coverage. But like... What's the difference? Chemical sunscreen... Usually... Are more... Oil based. Chemical sunscreen...

Usually contains more ingredients than it needs to. Because a good sunscreen, you only need titanium dioxide and zinc oxide. And a lot of chemical sunscreen have other things in them. Like skincare ingredients. That help like break it down. So you're not giving like a white cast. Yeah. And...

A lot of mineral sunscreen are kind of invisible. Okay. More like invisible. That's like beauty of Joseon. A lot of Korean skincare is chemical sunscreen. And there's truly not a bad thing with chemical sunscreen. I, for one, just feel more protected with mineral sunscreen just because it's...

And this is the one I'm using. I usually always use. It was recommended to me by my esthetician. Shout out to Jackie. This is the Mid Solar Sciences. And I use the Mineral Cream SPF 50. And this is the one I'm using.

White cast as hell. And so I use the... Girl, look how skinny she is. She's on Ozempic. She's on her last, last, last use. But I also have the tinted version and I mix that together. And I always feel like I... Wait, is that all you're using? Yeah, and then I conceal it under eyes. It eats. It eats. Thank you. Thank you. Oh, and also Hailey Bieber's road blush. Because I was like, girl, I look...

Yeah. So I just put some blush on and stuff like that.

Thank you. She's a natural beauty. She's giving Eileen, yeah, protected. That's beautiful. That's all the episode today. I hope you guys enjoyed this little catch up episode with Miss K. It's just so weird seeing the set back to normal. Yes, not having the little candles. We will be decorating for Christmas, but I think this fall, Fantasy Vibes for Thanksgiving is...

Is what it's giving for the month. It's giving the real Christmas tree is going to be over here. You might be on to something. You might be on to something.

We'll see you guys on the next episode. Miss K, where can they find you? You can find me at TikTok and Instagram at M-I-S-K-A-A-A-Y. And obviously you guys can find me anywhere on social media at Bretman Rock. Make sure you guys subscribe to The Baddest Radio and give it a thumbs up, a good rate. And I will see you guys next week. Bye, everyone. Aloha.

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