From DoorDash to YouTube Fame: My Crazy Journey | Not so Air Jordan DSH #812
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Oh, that's crazy. That is nuts. I mean, the money in NBA right now is crazy. Wemby's probably gonna end up a billionaire if he can maintain this. They're saying he's the next LeBron. You don't think so? The next LeBron? God damn, that's crazy. I mean, he could be. It's his first year. The sky's the limit, but the next LeBron, bro, that's like, you got a long way to go, dude.

Ladies and gentlemen, not-so-Air Jordan in the building. What's up, brother? Got him in Vegas, man. Yes, sir. First time. How were your runs yesterday? Oh, amazing. Yeah, I played a girl, so you know how that shit goes. It was awesome, yeah. You won, right?

Absolutely not. No. You lost? Yeah, I did. To a girl? Yeah, but like, you know, the trick is you got to let them win. So, you know. Damn. Yeah, they invite you back. Okay. That was one of my questions. If you think you could beat a WNBA player. If I could beat a WNBA player? I think absolutely, yeah. If I actually tried, like if I wasn't like on a camera playing how I normally play, yeah, I'd beat the fuck out of them. Even like a top five player? Maybe. Like Kelsey Plum?

She's big as shit. But like Caitlin Clark, I feel like I could lock her up. Okay. Yeah. Kelsey's what? Like six feet or something? Six or five. What? Yeah. She's tall as fuck. Holy crap. She dates Darren Waller, bro. And they're like right there, you know? Damn. Yeah. Yeah. There's some tall girl hoopers these days, man. Soon they'll be dunking. Dude, yeah. I know, right? Goddamn. Did you play like college? No, I never. I didn't grow up playing basketball. I played baseball. Oh, yeah.

When did you get into ball? I mean, I always hooped in like the rec, you know, like growing up and stuff. But I think when I actually started to like try to play basketball or just like, you know, pick up the cameras when I dropped out of college because I went to college to play baseball. I got hurt playing basketball. So I just started hooping at the rec and f***ed that.

that just to stay active and healthy. And I was like, I'm just going to start recording. Damn. So you were nice at baseball. If you're playing college, I'd say I was pretty good, but I wasn't like the dude, you know what I mean? Like I, I could, I was good. You weren't him, but you were, yeah. Like I was, I was, I was above, I was pretty good in high school. Really good in high school. In my opinion. Do you like basketball or baseball more? Basketball. I feel like it's, there's so much more going on, but like if I was to watch a sport, I

Playoff wise, I'd say baseball. What? That's a hot take right there. It really is. But it's because I grew up playing baseball. So it's like, you know, you got to have that. You could appreciate the intricacies of the game. Even the boring innings to me are interesting. You know, like when you watch a baseball game with someone that's never watched baseball before. Like, bro, shit's boring. To me, it's interesting. I feel like it's always interesting. It's too slow for me. Yeah. I don't understand it like you probably. So yeah.

I feel like if you understand the game, it's better. You know what I'm saying? Because you appreciate the shutout innings, the no-run stuff, certain pitchers, all that stuff. What about in person, though? Oh, yeah.

Basketball for sure. Yeah, same. Basketball. Hell yeah. Hell yeah, dude. Basketball is fun to watch in person. Hell yeah. I just saw a Wimby play. Dallas, like early mid-December, it was like courtside. Oh, fire. You got those courtside seats? You're balling, bro. No, no, no. Not balling. Those are like 510Gs, right? Nah, free. Free? It was free. Free? Yeah, it was free. How did that happen? I had to deal with my management up there. Mark Cuban hit you up?

I wish, dude. Mark Cuban's lit, bro. He's lit now. He just sold $4 billion, bro. Dude, that's crazy. That is nuts. I mean, the money in the NBA right now is crazy. Dude, hell yeah, bro. Wemby's probably going to end up a billionaire if he can maintain this. They're saying he's the next LeBron. You don't think so? The next LeBron? God damn, that's crazy. I mean, he could be. It's his first year. Yeah, it is early as f***. The sky's the limit, but the next LeBron, bro, that's like...

You got a long way to go, dude. You got 20 years? Yeah, 20 years. But he's already averaging what? Like 20 his first season? 20, like five blocks and shit. It's crazy, bro. It's nuts, dude. He's like, what is he? Seven something? Seven feet? Seven three, seven four. Oh my gosh. It's like three of me, bro. Dude. Crazy. If you were that height, what would you do? Oh man, first of all, I'd be in the league. I'd be in the league.

I would hope I'm in the NBA. I'd hope I use my height for something like that and not just doing nothing. That actually is a pet peeve of mine. When I see someone tall that's not athletic. Yeah, it's terrible, right? It's like, what are you doing, bro? Why are you that tall? I've seen people 6'8 that can't dunk. I'm like...

That's a waste of potential, man. Right? Like you could be doing, you could be making millions. Maybe even like six, five, six, four. Yeah. Well, six, five is the average height now in the NBA. It's the average height. It's the average height. So you need to be like six, eight, six, 10. Yeah. I'm like seven inches off. Do you wish you were taller? Are you cool with your height?

I'm not going to lie. I wish I was a 6'3". 6'3", I'm cool with. I'm barely cracking 6'0". As long as you're 6', though, I feel like if you're in the 5's as a guy, it's like... Yeah. Damn, dude. If you're a hooper, at least it's tough. Right. I'm making it, so we're chilling. You lights out with those 3's, man. Yep, in the corner, dog. Listen in. Starbucks. It's a great day for coffee.

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You know what I'm saying? Go ahead. No, I'm just saying, did you used to practice taking those every day? I don't practice basketball for f***. No way. I don't. That's just natural talent. I don't, yeah. I never have once attempted to go a full week of training in basketball. Never. Dude. Never in my life. So you just have that raw talent. Yeah, I mean, I feel like playing baseball helps, though. Being a lefty helps, too. If you're a lefty, I feel like you've got some type of athleticism with every sport. But I've never gone out of my way to...

go I dude I need to go try to work on my right hand or like left hand for like a whole week of months straight like maybe a day but like dude it's just boring then I feel like if I do that I lose like my passion for the entertainment side you know yeah because you lean more towards that than just yeah right yeah because I feel like if I was going to go this skill route which is what I was trying to do when I started yeah

It wasn't fun or it won't be fun for me because that's not how I grew up playing. You know, I just around like that was it. I feel that. Yeah, it's cool. You found your lane because some people focus on most people focus on the skill. I'd say. Yeah, that's what everybody does now. Yeah, if you see the community like it's 95% skill based. Yeah, it's all like one-on-one tournaments three-on-three. Do you ever want to enter those or not?

to f*** around yeah like if you want me to like dude I just played against real prisoners in Cleveland literally yeah like it was Wednesday or Thursday this Thursday like and it was 3 on 3 tournament and everybody's like

Cold as and I'm that one guy that's just scoring and you know saying kiss it and I grabbed the mic and I'm just singing eight mile in front of all the rappers and they're just dying bro. You were still talking even though they were bro. It was so weird when I got there. I was telling one of the guys that ran the shit. I was like bro for some reason I'm not even like nervous bro. Like I was just warming up. I know everybody's staring at me. I'm wearing a whole money outfit with money sleeves and a money like who's that white boy right there and I'm like

F*** you, dude. I don't care. I'm trying to live, bro. I'm playing against prisoners. I'm talking s***. Turning everybody up. So I think it was really cool. Damn. They didn't throw hands? No. Wow. Dude, everybody was coming up to me saying, like, yo, you're really funny and all that. But the MC was like...

MC was funny as f***. That's dope. Even when I wasn't playing, he was trying to get me to go engage with the people that were around. Yeah. Because it was like a bracket tournament, a 12-team tournament. So we made it all the way to the championship, but we lost. But even then, it's cool to see. Even though I'm not hooping for real, I'm still bringing entertainment to the team.

to the people around me, the people that are watching and stuff like that, even though I'm not skilled because all I do is shoot. That's it. Yeah, I've never seen you take a layup. It's like, dude, it's like a sin for me in basketball to attempt a layup. If I was guarding you, I would literally be in your face. Exactly, bro. I would never try to go down to the lane. I just won't do it. I don't know why. It's not worth the injury most of the time. Exactly, because if I get hurt, I'm f***ed. Yeah, I mean, yeah, because Professor tore his ACL. He was out for like a year or two. Yeah, that was in like 2019. Oh, f***. Yeah, see what I'm saying? Like, if you get hurt, it's like,

Is it really worth that layup? That two points? I'll take the three. Yeah, people be going for all these crazy donks. I'm like, dude, it's pickup. Man, people get mad at you, I see, though. Oh, dude, all the time, yeah. All the time. I saw a couple of fights, right? Yeah, but it's never usually with me, though. It's usually with my teammate. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So you just take the... So, like, I egg it on, but, like, you know, like, I will egg it on. I'm not going to lie. Like, I do egg it on, but, like, I won't physically do anything because...

It's like if you're initiating the instigation, all that, and then you try to throw hands, it makes you look like s**t.

facts you know what i'm saying it's like okay you're the one pissing the guy off but then you're the one trying to throw hands with him so it's like whenever people get mad at me like i i was just like all right maybe let me chill a sec you know what i'm saying but my teammate will escalate it into like the physical stuff i'm like oh yeah and then i'll like chirp on the side like instigate it you know what i'm saying like oh like swing swing swing you know what i'm saying yeah i remember when nick briz got swung on that was a big deal that was like the first fight yeah it's like though like

Yeah, I know what you're talking about. He's actually gotten swung on? Yeah, he got hit. I forget when, but it was a couple years ago, I think, and he got hit. I've never gotten hit. Really? Knock on wood. Wow. That's impressive. I've never gotten swung on. That's impressive to me. I've never gotten swung on. Because you'd be yapping in their face. Yeah, like bad too. But again, it's like...

It's not like I'm trying to act hard. You know what I mean? Yeah, you're making a joke. Right. It's more so of like I'm making fun of myself and making fun of them at the same time. Yeah. Rather than like just trying to humiliate them. I feel like half of them don't even know how to react. So they just go towards anger. They're just like, what the fuck, dude? Like, yeah. But I had this one guy in my men's league, bro. I'll never forget this. This is really recent too. I had a clip of him that went like very viral. And the whole time, like, dude, this was one game where I was like shooting like curry. I swear to God. Yeah. Dropped like 35 or whatever. Damn. And...

If you watch my videos, like, I don't really post the other team's s*** unless it's entertaining. You know what I'm saying? Because I more so go for the entertainment side rather than the real basketball s***. So we have a game that next week. I'm, like, trolling him. I'm like, yo, what's up, bro? I have my, like...

you know that we use for like a prop and shit game, he comes over and like slams that shit just in my face. And he gets up in my mouth, mouth to mouth. He's like, bro, you better delete that shit right now, bro. Or like I'm going to swing on you. He's like, you got until after this half or you got after this game to swing on, or I'm going to come up here and swing on you. I'm like, oh, shit. But I was like, you know what, dude? Like, fuck you, bro. That looks bad on you, bro. You'd be stupid to hit me on camera. Was he huge? Bro, big ass.

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Damn. 6'3". Goddamn. 200 minimum. Bro. Minimum, bro. Double your size. Minimum, yeah. So if he hits me, I'm... Oh my gosh. And he was guarding you? Well, he was guarding me in the game where we were recording, but the next game, we weren't playing his team. So, I mean...

So he wanted the video taken down? He was pissed? Yeah. I mean, you know, like, you're getting ****ed on by a guy that looks like me. Like, I mean, ****, I didn't want that video taken down, too. But it's like, bro, you're... The reason he wanted to take it down was because he's, like, cussing out, like, a two- and three-year-old. Like, you know, like a mom with kids. You know what I'm saying? So it looks bad on you, but why are you even doing that? You know what I mean? Like, it's not my fault. I didn't tell you to do that. That's your reaction. Dude, people take these rec leagues so serious. It's actually hilarious. Yeah, it's like, dude, you're winning. You're playing for a ****.

Yeah. Yeah.

Again, it's like, why are you getting mad when... Because another thing that I do is before I play people, I tell them, like, look, bro, if you don't want to be on camera, like, it's chill. Let me know now, but I'm letting you know, if I score, like, I'm probably going to talk s*** to you. I'm probably going to do some crazy s***. Give them a heads up. Yeah, of course. You know, like, I don't want to... I don't want to just put a camera in somebody's face, although I do that a lot and just, you know, have them very uncomfortable, but, like...

I always try to give people a heads up. Just the decency, you know what I'm saying? Yeah. Because I don't want to get kicked out of a league. That's where I make my contract. You get kicked out of games. I do. Yeah, I get ejected a lot. Yeah, the refs do not like you, man. Some refs do, bro. It's all pick and choose, man. If you get a cool ref, they don't give a f***. It probably makes their day. Yeah, I literally had this ref during this playoff game come up to me and tell me, like, bro...

I'm so glad y'all are here because if y'all weren't, this should be boring. Boring. Just watching people, old 35 year olds play like real basketball. And you got this white dude that's in the corner, like bending down and telling somebody to kiss it. He's like, bro, this shit is hilarious. It's all picking shoes. I feel that. I saw you play against Jason Love recently. Oh yeah. Was he nice? Dude, he like a basketball. Yeah. Yeah. He's pretty good. Really? But he's also like six, six to 50, bro. Right. He used to play though.

That's what he said. Yeah. But I mean, I don't know. That man wears a lot of hats. Yeah, dude. A lot of hats. Dude, that was the coolest glove I've ever done. Yeah? Real shit.

Cool. What'd you guys do? What do we do? First, we linked up. We played one-on-one. He invited me back to his penthouse. Did a mukbang. We got tatted. Paid for tats. Yeah, we did like a escape room. Oh, I love this. Escape rooms are dope. Yeah, dude. Damn, I never realized that side of him. I just see him as like the adult actor. Genuine ass dude, bro. That's dope. If we were having a conversation like me and you right now, you would never even expect like he's that. You know what I'm saying? Like he's such a chill dude, bro. Wow. He teach you some Riz?

Yeah, dude. Yeah. What was his big advice? Can I say it on camera? Yeah. Well, he was...

showing like body motions of, you know, how to like women, you know what I'm saying? He's, this guy's laughing over here. It was, dude, it was, it's hard to explain because I'm not going to do it, but like, yeah, just sex positions, sex positions, you know what I'm saying? Like what to say to women, you know, his girlfriend's right there watching. He's got a girl. Yeah. Oh, I didn't even know that. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. His girlfriend's really cool too. I mean, she understands like that's his business and yeah, you know what I'm saying? She gets like a whole life off of that. So they got a good team, bro. And just send me some deals.

the other week oh yeah for his brand yeah oh it's cool like he's like actually a friend you know what i'm saying chopping up on facetime and nice that's fire um you had two kids at 21 i had one i had my first at 19 oh at 19 yeah my second one at 21 damn planned nope like the honesty at least no i mean no hell no bro i thought i was in love dude oh it's the same girl yep same girl okay so you're no longer together no unfortunately not no high school sweethearts

until yeah like the split yeah i met her when i was 17 um yeah and then she was at uh baylor so i drove down there to baylor like i mean that's what i know what happened we were in her dorm room and

Got a little excited, didn't pull out, and boom. Damn. Yeah. I remember the exact night. Yeah, dude. We both do, bro. But she's cool as ****, man. Like, she's cool. I wouldn't be able to do YouTube without her. Wow. Yeah. How come? Because she's just always there. She understands what I'm doing. Oh, so you're still on a good... Yeah, bro. We're like co-parent kings and queens. Oh, ****. We're cool as ****, man. Some people don't even talk to their... Oh, no, dude. My **** is not toxic, bro. Like, that's like a friend of mine. You know what I mean? Yeah. So...

She understands. I mean, I don't know if she fully understands what I'm doing, but she knows that I'm like, I guess a YouTuber. So like I have a busy life. Yeah. So that wasn't planned at all. Right. Oh, like getting into YouTube. Yeah. Just kind of happened. Yeah. Not really. Like, I mean, I was doing I wasn't even doing basketball when I first started YouTube. Like I was doing baseball.

No, I was doing like f***ing DoorDash videos. What? Yeah. You were recording your DoorDash? Yes. This has been f***ing happened. Oh, I didn't know that was a thing. My first ever YouTube video that did good was how to make $1,000 in seven days with DoorDash. It got like 30, 40k and I was like, oh, s***. But then I realized, I was like, bro, what the f*** am I doing? You know, like I'm like a chill dude. I'm a funny guy. So like, f*** it, let me pick up a basketball. This is at the time when Frigga was really popping with like the park runs. Yeah. And I had pulled up to one of his takeovers or something like that.

And he cooked my **** per usual with everybody. The clip went, I'd say, semi, like, decent viral, I guess. So I was like, dude, this is, like, something I could do. And I wasn't even dressing up like how I do now. It was that next year into February of 2021, or 2022, where I was just, like, I went to Dick's Sporting Goods, and I was just ****ing around. Like, it was just so nonchalant. I picked out, like, a random goof **** to have, like, pink shorts, pink high socks. I had a custom jersey, and that's when it started. Like, I was just trolling and ****.

That's how you got the gremlin stuff. Yeah, yeah. Well, I got the gremlin name from MK. I don't know if you know MK. I saw that video, yeah. Yeah, it was for his little who's got next thing of basically upcoming creators to show who's got next. Pulled up. He reacted to one of my clips and was like, bro, this guy looks like a d***head. Yeah. And then he was like, his homie was like,

He looks like a d***head. Then MK goes, he looks like a gremlin. And I was like, bro, it's a fire a** name. I feel like I can market that so well. Yeah, you embraced it. Yeah, dude. And dude, if it was never for that moment, f***.

That's dope. Yeah, cuz most people get called that it's like an insult but for you I embrace that It's pretty hard it's pretty hard, you know I'm saying yeah for your vibe for your matches matches made merch out of it started a second channel out of it like there's so much Monetization you can do out of it. Absolutely. So and your YouTube's out like 600k now, right? Almost bro. That is crazy in two years two years Yeah, that's impressive. Are you purely doing basketball on it? Are you got plans to expand?

So I am doing basketball right now, but I just did an AU tryout. I don't know if you saw that. No, I didn't. It was f***ing crazy. You tried out? No, I did an AU tryout. You know, like, Cam Wilder, like, what the f*** is he doing right now? Yeah, yeah. I just had my own tryout in my own city. It was Friday? Saturday? No, it was... Yeah, anyway, it was Friday, two days ago.

I swear to God, it was like an hour before we were pulling up. And someone had DM'd me. He was like, bro, there's nobody here. I was like, f***, dude. I was like, oh, this is the worst. I get there, bro, the whole f***ing parking lot is packed, bro. There's at least maybe 200 kids there. And it was like a half court. You know what I'm saying? It wasn't like a full thing. Oh, you didn't even have a full court? Dude, no, because I didn't know how big it was going to be. I always underestimate how big I am. Because getting people to pull up somewhere and be a part of something is so hard. You know what I'm saying? But when I got there...

Dude, there's so many people. This was in Dallas? Yeah, it was in Dallas, my own city. Wow. Yeah. 200 people, and you can only pick, what, 10? Yeah, I picked 10, but I already had four, so I only picked six. Oh, that must have been tough. Yeah, it was, dude. I remember this kid's dad checked me during the... He's like, maybe you should let my son try. He drove seven hours away to see you, and I'm like, oh, he just checked me. Like, come on, bro. One of the drills was making three in a row in the corner, but thank God he only made two, because that would have been hard to get him from San Antonio every...

tournament like that yeah that's a far hike man yeah dude so it's like i am doing basketball and i will start we'll continue to do the trolling but i am trying to do a you um i'm trying to do obviously the girl shit because nobody does that yeah um and then on my second channel i'm like pulling up to high schools and reacting to the youth games and all that and just really tapping in fire doing like four or five things right now i love that yeah i think the league the aau stuff is dope because the overtime league's popping off right now that eli ellis kid bro dude he's different tough he's not even like tall he's just

Don't know how he's doing it on South Carolina broken. It's crazy. Yeah, he's wrong. I'm what brothers to get his brothers good, too Yeah, so he had a game winner. I like those kids man tough. Yeah, you think they'll make it in a hell. Yeah, dude Yeah, bro. He's playing against like the top high schoolers right now. That's true. Yeah, I think I do I think if he plays in a system I'll do fine. Yeah, but he's not gonna be the center of attention. There's no way yeah, you follow the NBA heavy I keep an eye on it. I

Why? You don't got a team or anything? Clippers. Clippers? Yeah. They got a good squad this year. Dude, hell yeah. They might win it. Let's just pray we can make it. Yeah, if they don't get f***ed. Yeah, please. Like, please, Kawhi. Please. That injury curse was... Bro. They should have won with Griffin. Dude. CP. Lob City, bro. That's when I got hooked on them. With CP3, JJ Redick, Karon Butler, Chauncey, Jamal Crawford, Matt Barnes. Dude. That team was nasty. If they didn't get injured, they would have won at least one or two. Dude, we blew like so many 3-1 leads, though. Grizzlies, Rockets, I mean Spurs. Dude.

JJ is giving Doc some heat for that right now. I don't know if you saw that. Hell yeah, bro. He's not lying, though. He never takes accountability for anything. Bro, I remember when we were blowing those 3-1 leads. It was never his fault, bro. It was like, why? You're the focal point of the team. You're the coach. You know what I'm saying? You run the game plan. The game plan goes through you. I saw Pat Bev talking about this. He was saying he's too loyal sometimes, so he'll put his boys in. Of course. He signed his son.

Yeah. You know what I'm saying? Like, and he was coming off. I mean, granted, he was doing good in the playoffs. He was coming off the bench, like averaging like 15 or whatever during that series. I don't know who they were playing this years ago, but, but I mean, yeah, he's, he's like a, he's like a favorite coach. Yeah, for sure. You like NBA or college basketball better? NBA for sure. I can't get hip to college. Really? You've been March Madness? You don't like it? Dude, I, I've tried, like I got hip when Zion was in. Yeah. I think that was when I actually tried to like tap in and watch his games and stuff like that. But yeah,

Nah, dude. NBA is more lit to me. I feel that. I actually like high school more than college. Yeah. Oh, okay. We're talking about high school. I'd watch high school all day. Yeah. Hell yeah, bro. High school is super entertaining for some reason. Especially because the stands are so close. So you feel like you're in a whole f***ing arena. You know what I mean? Yeah. All the players can hear you. Yeah. You can hear all the chirps and stuff like that. You can hear the s*** talking on the sideline. It's really f***ing cool. Absolutely. Which city do you like playing in the most? Basketball? Yeah. Probably Dallas, right? Yeah.

No, I'm not going to say Dallas because that's like I'm always there. I'd say LA. LA was cool. Venice? Venice is fire, but no. I did like a park takeover there like last year in...

August? I don't remember. It was with Kenny Chow and all that. Oh, dope. Yeah, it was. That was like the best spark taker that I've done. Okay. That was fun. Kenny can hoop a little bit, right? No. No? No. Kenny's buns. I'm glad you asked that. Where's the camera on? Kenny Chow, you f***ing suck. Yo, he's probably watching this. Good. Good. He's going to hear word for word, bar for bar, Kenny, you're f***ed. Damn. Did you play him in ones? Yes, I played him in ones. You lit him up? No. He cheats, bro. He's a cheater. He beat you? Yeah, bro. He's a cheater, dude. This is the finesse king, dog. He lost to Kenny. This is the finesse king. How do you cheat?

Well, when you win, he always wants to extend the score. And then if he wins that extended score, you didn't win the game, period. You know what I'm saying? Like, he will finesse foul calls. Three-pointers don't count. Dude, it's Kenny Chow, bro. The name should be like, oh, okay, I get you. I feel that. Yeah, fouls are so subjective in one-on-one. Bro, yeah. I remember we did this three-spot one-on-one for his channel. This is when I was first coming up. Beat him in the wing, demolished him at the top of the key. It was like 6-0.

He comes back 7-6, and it was just foul call after foul call. It was like Kenny, bro. I don't want to be a d***. You know what I'm saying? Because it's my first time here. But, bro, it's Kenny Chow. I feel that. That's all you need to say. What about Hezzy God? Did you play against him yet? Oh, my. Did you see that clip? No, I didn't. What happened? Okay, so I did a Texas tour last year in April. Yeah. And San Antonio is one of the spots. And he pulled up. And his manager, Action Jack, whatever, had like a blunt.

like a lit blunt like smoking it and has he grabbed it put it in his mouth pause was like going back and forth and cooked me like during the whole crowd like the whole crowd's watching this smokes the blunt like while he's cooking my no way viral bro it's his pin video bro bro i gotta watch that dude it's crazy dog i was like oh my god but the thing about me which i really with which not taking away from his because the clip was viral is like even when i get cooked like that

it's still cool for me to post you know what i'm saying because i don't have that lane of serious hoops wow you know what i'm saying so even when i get dunked on my ankles broken and all that like i still love posting that damn most people would not post i've never not posted nothing that's bad happened to me yeah never i feel like most people would never let that see light they'll probably cut it from the main video honestly that was the the focal point of the thumbnail yeah yeah you know like it was lit and then i posted on my instagram my youtube and all that and it helps bro

You get a lot of love too doing that. It's just honest. It's part of the game. You're going to get on sometimes. You're not going to always look good. Who are your favorite basketball creators to watch right now? Favorite creators? DC Heat. I think he's doing some unique stuff. I think that's the Mr. Beast of basketball. I could see that. Respectfully. I'd say next. You said top three? Yeah. Chris White.

Not really. It's more... That's like serious. I'd say Frigga. Okay. Frigga. Yeah, he mixes in a little... Yeah. He kind of does DC, but more so like streetball stuff, like with dressing up like superheroes and all that. And then I guess a new one that's come up is J. Lou. I haven't heard of that one. J. Lou, yeah. Frigga put him on. Oh, wait. I think I might... Is he young? Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Super shifty kid. Okay.

bro like an insane like he's the one hooper i can watch that's like his own creator now that does serious hoops but i'm still entertained by it i feel that super super tough who's that one kid that just dribbles a gos yeah have you played against him no dude jokes yeah i played with him like in a particular when i was first coming up and he was cooking curvo dolo i don't know if you know it was like a pop and tiktoker at the time but yeah they could it sucks bro i've

We've chopped it up about playing, but I don't know. I think it'd be boring. He doesn't really have a personality. You know what I mean? Yeah. I only know him for just dribbling. Yeah. Funny kid, though. What'd you think of that NBA All-Star game last week? It's lame, bro. It's like, what the f***? Yeah. Boring. They need to revamp it, right? Yeah. I feel like if there was a point limit, I think if you go first to 100, then I'd say playing defense is another thing. Yeah. Yeah.

And then, like, maybe I feel like the draft was cool. Like, when you had the captains. I like that, yeah. I feel like that was really cool because it just makes someone competitive. Like, damn, if this guy didn't pick me, like, damn, I'm trying to go at him now. You know? Like, it builds that subconscious, like, aggression to want to, like, beat the s**t out of him. Like, Anthony Edwards, like, said that. You know what I'm saying? When someone didn't pick him or whatever, like, he wanted to just go at him. You know what I'm saying? I missed the draft, yeah. I remember that one year they picked Harden last. Yeah. They were both laughing. There you go. Perfect example. Clowning him in s**t.

So it's like, bro, that's your chance to go shut these people up. You know what I mean? Go wild, yeah. You playing a lot of celebrity games? I just did in Cleveland. Nice. Oh, you did the NBA one? Yeah. Oh, no, no, no. Wait, what? No, it was like for a charity thing, like Bobby Gibson or something like that. Got it. But...

It was like friggin' DC Heat's little thing, too. Dope. But it was cool. NBA had one, I think. I think Tristan. Did Tristan Jasper? Oh, you're talking about that one? No. Hell no, I didn't play in that one. Yeah, Tristan Cook, though. You got to play in that one next year. Dude, I hope so, bro. That'd be dope. You got to hit up Tristan. Have you done anything with Tristan? No, but that's a cool creator, too. Yeah, I like what he does. Fire. Genuine dude. He's got handles, and those trick shots are nasty, dude. Yeah, dude. I feel like that brand-friendly shit is so, like,

Good. That's how you make money. Yeah. Yeah, because now any sponsor can knock on his door and... Bro, this kid's probably making so much money. Millions. Like, YouTube is probably, like, piss money to him. Yeah. You know? So that's what I'm trying to do, like, with the AU stuff. Like, I'm trying to at least...

Go to like the brand friendly route just a little bit you get any good sponsors yet Yeah, I've gotten a couple of brand deals like the Mavericks one was like the coolest one so far just sitting courtside and I was at my homie to Did some with DraftKings earlier in the player last year in the playoffs when they started nice and then I did some blue chew It's like okay. Yeah. I don't know if you're not I have yeah, so haven't used it, but I'm

It works? Yeah, it works. It works. It works. Hell yeah. That stuff scares me because I know it works, but how long do you really want to be in that position? You know what I mean? Yeah. You're going to stay in there for a good maybe an hour, just depending on the type of guy you are. But yeah, you take one of those, you're in there, bro. We'll end off with who you think your GOAT is all time. Basketball? Yeah. NBA? NBA. Dude. This will probably get a lot of views. My GOAT. This is my GOAT.

I'm going to say LeBron. Okay. I didn't watch Jordan growing up, so I can't say that. You know what I mean? I say LeBron. Okay. That's a good answer because you literally didn't see him, so you're just basing it off your perspective. But if I'm going off the last dance, I mean, dude, Jordan, that's my name too, so it's like... But no, LeBron. LeBron's the go. You got to think about this, bro. Ten years in a row, that's like a decade. You know what I'm saying? Going to the NBA Finals. Just going. I mean, yeah, he lost, but...

How the f*** can you get... People always f*** on him when he has people to play with, but then f*** on him even more when he doesn't win with f***ing players. You know what I mean? Those Cavs teams were a**holes.

Bro, you're not going to win with Ogalskis and fucking Verischau as your center, bro. Who else is the shooting guard? You don't even know. I don't even know. I couldn't name four people on that team. Yeah. But, I mean, it does suck that he did lose with the Heat twice, right? It was twice? Was it twice? Lost against the Spurs. Oh, yeah, twice. Twice. And the Mavs. Yeah, the Mavs. The Mavs one was bad. That was bad. He should have won that one. He shot like piss. But my gut's LeBron. I feel that. Yours? LeBron.

You think he'll get another one before he retires? Absolutely. I think it'll be this year. This year? Yeah. Or not even in the playoffs right now? Bro, it's LeBron, dude. They weren't even in the playoff talk last year on this time, and they made it to, what, the conference? Yeah, semis. And they got swept, though. Nuggets are... Granted, it was by, you know, like, the winning team. Yeah. The Nuggets, but, bro, it's LeBron, dude. Like, you're not a first-round asset. I feel that. You're a Clippers fan, though. Absolutely. Absolutely.

They're looking nice this year. Hell yeah. I think if they stay healthy... Bro, we got it. Yeah. We got it. I wouldn't be mad about it. They haven't even been to the finals. I like seeing new teams win. I know, bro. But...

It's all up to PG and Kawhi and Russ. Absolutely. I've been peeping that PG podcast. Yeah? Yeah, that's fire. It's fire. It is fire. I love that. Dude, it's been fun. Where can people find you? YouTube, NotSoAirJordan. Instagram, I'm NotSoAirJordan. TikTok, NotAirJordan. Snapchat, GremlinOfficial. We're starting an AE team this summer, so hopefully this is going to be fun.

Pops off. I'm going to continue doing the trolling stuff. Popping out to high school games. So, you know, all around the DFW Metroplex. If you guys know any lit high school basketball games, studs around there, I'm there, man. Showing love to the youth and trying to give back. All right. Thanks for coming on, man. Yeah, man. Thanks for watching, guys. See you next time. Yes, sir.