SUPERFLY #34 - Nurse Beyoncé & Scarface OnlyFans
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Well, I know you have a tub like a Scarface tub, right? Look at that. Look at that, man. So you get in that Scarface tub every night, a sudsy tub with a big cigar. Let's put on the elephants. Look at us. Let's see what you can do. Let's see if it makes me excited. My point is this. If you're about to embark...

On this mini tour, how can you possibly concentrate on this podcast? On this stupid shit? It's easy. I zone out, let you take over. No, actually, this is the fun one because we don't have to know anything about the guests or anything. We just come in here and riff on subjects. Sometimes it works.

Sometimes you're just hanging out with us and hopefully it's kind of fun because you're seeing us. You know what it is? People say this is like what it would be like if you and Dana were just together sitting on his bed in his room talking. Pretty much. And that's worth everything. If we had seen Charlie Chaplin and Lou Costello,

hanging i'm not saying we're those that level but those two guys hanging out and talking i would listen to it i would listen now listen people and in youtube they say all these nice things i would say that but it's true and then sometimes they give me suggestions like i think you should do more of this i'm sorry on your free podcast that costs absolutely nothing while you're doing something else and fast forwarding over our award-winning commercials nobody gives it up like

No, nobody gives it up. I almost teared up doing ads last week. We should call this podcast In the Background. We just play it in the background. Just put it on your TV and then just hear little bits of it. That's all you need. To listen to this podcast properly, make sure

You're doing a physical activity and your mind is completely preoccupied. Gardening, lifting weights, driving on the Autobahn because there are fans in Germany. Sorry. Sure. I'll tell you one thing that happened on the road. Now we all know that I'm a road hack. I know. And then I do want to go over your dates only because I want to hear what towns you're going to to see if I've played those towns.

and then see how many people you draw, and then we can contrast and compare. But first of all- Heather, pull up the dates anyway. I know some of them will test me. So right now, I just did a couple, and then now I'm back. But we got coming up, we got- How'd they go? Hartford Providence. Okay. That's Friday, Saturday. I'll be doing Hartford tonight. So those are both in Connecticut. No, no, Rhode Island. No, Hartford, Connecticut.

Hartford, Connecticut, Providence, Rhode Island. Kyle Dunnigan's going to join me. That funny guy. Kyle Dunnigan? Yeah, not funny. He's out there. So I said, come over and go on with me. That's cool. Vegas with Nikki after that, end of September. And then I got a four-day Florida run with Catherine Blanford and Bobby Miyamoto. We got West Palm Beach, Fort Myers, Melbourne, Daytona Beach. Then I go to Denver for a special taping and then Kansas City. Whoa. Chiefs.

So you're going to do four in Florida and then head right to Denver and shoot your special. It's a four in Florida tour. Well, four in Florida is to warm you up.

Because you don't have your act cold. We understand you have a teleprompter most of the time. No, I don't. I did a corporate last night. I have two this week, which is great. I love them. Last night was for lawyers. You have to do a little jibber jabber up front. They don't even tell you. They say do whatever you want, but they totally take care of you. It's always nice. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I love them. Yeah.

And so it was not just 500 lawyers. It was lawyers that were injury lawyers, personal injury. Really? Of course, I made fun of them. And then I made fun of the CEO. It's always funny. And then this one this week I go do is 11,000 people. I didn't even know that. I just saw it said crowd size, roughly 11,000. I go, blah, blah, blah. Is that in Vegas? Usually that's a convention town. That one's in Boston. That's on the way to my Providence show. 11,000. I know, isn't that crazy?

They said Ryan Reynolds is doing something. I'm like, what is going on? So anyway, it'll be fun. But here's what I will tell you. My one story from the road is I had to do a Zoom doctor appointment. Our favorite things, I guess, because we're old, is to go to doctors. I love it. Heather doesn't even know this. So I go to the Zoom and I have an undisclosed, just a thing that, of course, you get nervous. You go, can I just talk to you about something? So I Zoom in and here's the doctor like this. Mm-hmm.

in the zoom and then way back by the bruce lee skateboard there's a young asian woman on a computer like this you know i mean taking notes yeah i see her back there and i'm like and then he's like so what can i do for you and then she's like back there just going and then i go uh well i got this and that and he goes okay can you take off your shirt for me and i see her like this really yeah and then i go

And then I do, I comply because I'm easily manipulated. Plot is sickening. I'm very curious right now what you got. It's very vague. What the fans, okay, I want to hear you. And then I hear her go, Jesus Christ. And I'm like, what's that back there? He's like, oh, she's just taking notes. She's like, don't listen to her. And I'm like, well, and then she's like, jelly roll. And I go.

Okay, if you wrote jelly roll, that's not a medicinal term. So she's critiquing your body with slang in the background. This is a hell of a terminology. Yeah, and then she's like, and then he's like, can I see under your nuts, please? And she's like.

Doctors don't say nuts. Well, he said ball sack or something. Well, no, they don't. He said his nargules. You got a weird doctor. I don't know. I've heard about this being a scam. Was he Nigerian? Well, it was an incoming call, but he said he was a doctor. Okay. All right. Well, all right. Let's see. Okay. It was a Zoom. It was a FaceTime. And it says, I go, this is doctor potential spam. Okay.

Yeah, okay, that's the first tell. So then what happened? Should that be the name of my special? Potential Spam. I used to go, that should be a rapper. If I was going to be a hip-hop guy, I'd be called Potential Spam. That's a good one. Okay, so anyway, let's see the undercarriage of your nutsack, please. This is their doctor ordering it. Please just do it. Is he miming out what he would be doing to you if he was in the room with you? He goes like this, give it the lift and give it that...

And then turn around and bend over. And I'm like, is this still about my cough? And now could you, could you punch him like a speed bag just with your hands? Let me just see you do that. I have not heard. Okay. So then what happened? And then the lady in the back keeps going. I don't like when she looks up. It's always something gross. All right. Now can you maybe spread your butt cheek?

I go, don't, you're not looking, you're just listening. You don't need to look and listen. Right. Right. Anyway, that's all. Well, but can you give the fans out here? And maybe for me, uh, that, that tell a number. Oh, you want to do this stuff? It's kind of fun. I'll tell you one thing I happened to me. It was embarrassing. It's called chatterbait. I don't know if I ever mentioned this, but I went in for a hernia check. Right. And I was at Cedars-Sinai. Hernia check ended up being not hernia.

But the guy comes in, he's 60, balding, nice guy, kind of burly. Hey, I've got a trainee here who's just going to watch the whole thing. Now, I'm not going to exaggerate. I mean, I mean, literally.

Beyonce came in the room. I mean, literally, I said, is Beyonce here? She looked exactly... Oh, that hot? Unbelievably attractive African-American woman that looked exactly like Beyonce. So at first, I tried to get out, and he goes, too late. I said, I don't want to do this. So then I had to stand up, face away from Beyonce, nurse by Beyonce, drop my drawers while he's doing all this stuff. And I thought, what does...

Nurse Beyonce, think of my ass. That's all I thought. What about your pup tent you had? You had to throw a two-man North Face out there. I could not go there. I mean, you're visual. You're visual. I'm more emotional. If you see something...

Well, how emotional did you get with her in 35 seconds? No, I just did not feel like it was anything romantic. It's a cold room. It's a tough room. What I wanted to say to the doctor, do you agree with me that this trainee doctor looks exactly like Beyonce? Oh, yeah. I know that. Yeah.

Oh my God. Did you tell her? Mic drop. It was Beyonce. Good night. It was? No. What if it was like a prank show? Is it Beyonce or not?

Beyonce is going to be shaving your testicles right now. And let's look at a clip. We've referred to testicles seven times in the first nine minutes. I know. I have another one. I'll wait for next week. Okay. So what else is going on in your world? That was a good one. I was just musing on a couple of things. One was, um,

the celebrity endorsement, like obviously Taylor Swift. And today, Billie Eilish, who I am a huge fan of, came out. For politics. For politics. Endorsed Kamala. And I don't know if you saw...

I guess it was a TikTok clip and Billie Eilish said, I will want you to vote for Kamala Harris. Yes, yes. She did. I want you to vote for Kamala Harris. Yes, yes. So she did the whisper singing. But anyway, I don't think there's ever been a time when celebrity endorsements for political office have not influenced the election. My dad...

voted for Ronald Reagan. And I said, what made you vote for him? He goes, Oh Jesus Christ. Glenn Campbell endorsed him. I go, why would you listen to Glenn Campbell? Because I like Wichita linemen. That's a good song though. Do you have, do you remember one? Do you remember it was celebrity? I'm throwing at the ball of your court. Do you remember a celebrity endorsement through political history that I was young, but I was, I was a little, uh,

I was sort of wavering, but when Spuds McKenzie came out for Jimmy Carter, do you remember Spuds McKenzie, the Bud Light dog? It was the dog with a spot in his eye, but he was at all the fraternity parties. And I was like, this fucking dude knows what's up. Lassie had a big say in what I did. But these were just animals. I'm going to think. Regular people.

I guess it's good. I mean, I figured Taylor Swift was probably that leaning that way. Billy Eilish too. I mean, I don't think it's a shocker. I think it's a shocker of someone you don't think is pushing for someone you don't think they would. Well, it goes with Elon Musk or anyone. If you are following the endorsement of anyone who's worth at least 200 million to a billion, they might have different problems than you have.

say political, you know, they live in a different universe. By meaning they have no problems. I didn't want to say. We've both been on private jets. Most people have never been on one. It's so different, you could never describe it. It's redonkulous. It is borderline redonkulous. It's another good special name. I'll write that one down. Now,

Moving on, the Trump assassination attempt number two. There's already a special on Netflix about it. Has there been any since we started this podcast? Well, now they have to double down because Trump is not only a golfer. He bowls. He's a bowler. So I'm just thinking it's not like spy versus spy. His ball will come up and it'll have a fuse. Explode? That's funny. Trump, that's a bomb. Psst.

I didn't think so. That's my ball. Let me have it here. So they have to now, the secret service has to account he loves to play pinball. They got to have, you know, the ball goes up and everything's exploding. So there's going to be more recreational, you know, croquet. Trump plays croquet. Here we go. We get right through the little metal cage. I think everyone's got, well, I don't want to give ideas of how to do it. I'm just saying that

This last guy wasn't really even trying. He, I think he had a gun. He was in the bushes and there was an AK, right? Yeah, that's, that's true. I would put that in the category of trying hiding. But I didn't hear any whizzing bullets. I didn't see, I don't think he actually shot the gun. I don't. That's because he made a rookie mistake. He stuck up. He, he hit, I keep doing. Oh, like a cartoon. He's there. He's stuck. No. Yeah. He hit in the bushes.

And then like an idiot, he stuck the barrel out from the bushes. And they had one guy up there with like a pistol or something, secret service guy checking it out. He saw the barrel. Right. It's, it's, it's like, you know, I thought I saw a wazkowy wabbit. And then he started shooting at the guy. And the guy said, I don't really, I really like Trump. And he threw his gun up in the air and started running. Oh my God. At least one of the secret service guys gets binoculars, you know, let's,

They do have to share it, but let's get those guys loaded a little better. I know he's not the real president, but you know, let's keep our eyes. What, what they really needed was a canine team. Now, if you have a canine, if you have a canine, you have a canine, a canine,

A canine team? Is that what you're saying? Yeah, you get a canine team. So you have four German Shepherds all over that golf course. I'm doing you now. That guy doesn't have a chance, but I think it's kind of brilliant. They see a gun, they go. That's their pointing. The Secret Service guy's, where, boy? Where? Where? Over here.

Right. Right. Right. Now, was there a canine team sniffing around the premises? Well, I don't know, Senator John Kennedy. Well, can I read you a letter? I have a letter right in front of me.

Go ahead. That's it. Now, he uses the glasses. Now, I understand your words, not mine, that you indicated, he's talking to a Secret Service guy, that perhaps professional golfer, Brooke Kapka, did I pronounce that right? That he had shot three over par on the hole and what not shots, whatever. I see him out of time.

Now, that is, is it Kepka? I'm seeing it's K-E-O. Now, what is that? Is that you pronounced that hard? There's one called Shambo. Did I get that right? Bryson Shambo. D. Shambo. D. Shambo, professional golfer. Your words, not mine. And in relation to Dennis DeConcini?

Remember him? Yeah. Is he from Arizona? Now, you said that Lee Trevino was also spotted on the golf course. Is that your words, not mine? Did I get that right? Am I close? All right. I just wanted a taste. No, we have to get him in every time. A little bit. A little bit. We don't want to torture our fan base. Oh, and more serious news, Dana. This just in. No.

This just in. Your bud, Puff Daddy, I know you have all his records. Does he have any records? Got busted. And now they said, I mean, we saw that coming, I guess. But they said they found, is this right? A thousand bottles of baby oil in his house when they raided it. Too much. Is that right, Ed? A thousand bottles of baby oil? They clown him because...

Look at how goop they pick the funniest picture of these happy against sex traffic. I know. He's like a college senior going, hey, the team's playing tonight. He looks so sweet. Oh, man. I'm just saying, P. Diddy, what are you doing, P. Diddy? What the heck?

Dude, a thousand bottles of oil. I don't see him at Costco. You have to buy it in bulk. You can't go to Circle K and buy three at a time. That's what you have to do. Actually, you can't buy all those. That's red flag. You send your little henchman in three at a time till you get to a thousand. Now listen-

I have 300 bottles, but that's normal. A thousand is too much. It's too much. It's hard to work for P. Diddy. Like they got to 500. They go, boss, is this good? That's 500 bottles more. We're not even close to running out.

I want more, I tell you. That's actually his real speaking voice. That's Puff Daddy? Why, yes it is. What I'm not doing, my rapper guy, I talk like this. I want more baby oil than a man could shake a stick at. I want over a thousand bottles of good old-fashioned baby oil. Baby oil. I feel like this might be an Al Capone situation where they get him on hoarding baby oil.

You know what I mean? Right. Al Capone. Yeah, he gets off on all the incredibly bizarre Jeffrey Epstein style charges and it all is on. Too much baby oil. Al Capone for the younger viewers was sort of a criminal, but they got him on taxes. Sort of a criminal. Yeah, he was like a gangster. I mean, he had the henchmen and stuff, and they tried to get him on bootlegging. Back then you could go to jail for drinking a bottle of beer. And then they got him on tax and

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Investing involves risk. Performance is not guaranteed. All right. I'm going to tell you something about a LinkedIn, Danny, which you probably already know. But, you know, when you're hiring for a small business, you want to find quality professionals that are right for the role. That's why you have to check out LinkedIn Jobs. Now, when I was getting a job at Bullocks, which is a clothing store in Arizona, they said I had the best meeting and the worst performance. So they would have weeded me out here at LinkedIn Jobs because they have the tools to find the right professionals for your team faster than

and for free. That's exactly right. I mean, it is very difficult to know who you're hiring and comprehensively to get them vetted by LinkedIn gives you takes, you know, takes away the hassle of, of, of finding new people. I mean, LinkedIn isn't just a job board, David, LinkedIn helps you hire professionals. You can't find anywhere else, even those who aren't actively searching for a new job, but might be open to the perfect role. Do you understand? Yeah.

Yeah. I mean, listen, I feel like I get it. In a given month, over 70% of LinkedIn users don't visit the other leading job sites. So if you're not looking at LinkedIn, you're probably looking in the wrong place.

Well said. On LinkedIn, 86% of small businesses get a qualified candidate within 24 hours. Hire professionals like a professional on LinkedIn. 86%. That's a good percentage. Who has the time? Dana, you're a small business. You're out there trying to just run a show and you can't just stop everything and try to interview and make calls and bring people. You just call LinkedIn and

It's easy. Bing, bang, boom, beep, bop, boop. Quicker. Post your job for free at linkedin.com slash candidates. That's linkedin.com slash candidates to post your job for free. Terms and conditions, of course, apply.

But let's get to the headlines. Puff Daddy, good luck to you. Puff Daddy. Why are we saying that? You know, surprisingly, he didn't look puffy at all in court. He looked very rested. He looked good. That's what a hundred million will do to you. Okay, so this, we're doing a video because Brittany...

We always talk about Britney and everyone loves Britney. She does these videos that are a little kooky, but they're getting kookier. Now, this is about teeth. Okay, let me see. So this just does not look like Britney as I recall. Right now, it doesn't look like her. Let's play a little bit of it. Yeah. Oh, okay. Go to the end if it's working. Well, just first of all...

Even her voice. It's scratchy. All right. Who's writing her bits? Actually, skip to the end so we can see the teeth a little better. This is her... This is from her...

Look at the teeth. She looks like she said something. We'll show a picture of her after. Scariest humans I've ever seen. She's really cool. Right. I think it's a picture of her what we normally look at. I think it's a good impression. I don't think it's her.

But now that was on her regular Instagram, I think. Oh, really? But what's with the teeth? So she put in teeth that made her teeth all decay? There's the Britney we recall. Yeah. Fucking Hollywood. How do I have my teeth still? This place is a beating. I know. What was the horror film where the witch woman crawled through the television set? That's The Ring. Heather? Greg? Poltergeist? I said The Ring. The Ring. Both right. They're both right. I would say The Ring. She looked like she crawled through the TV set on The Ring.

They're doing a remake. It's called The Ring Light, and it's filmed in your bedroom. Look behind your head. It's a ring light. Make it look like your earring. Oh. Other way. Other way. Oh, boy. This is just messing with my brain. Yeah. Dana saw that. She's making sure, Heather's making sure you saw the huge gaps in her teeth. It was like this.

Brittany, I mean, does she need to be choppered out of there? Wherever she is, like, I don't know what's going on. Maybe it was better to have a conservatorship. That's my strong point of view. That's a real ballsy stance. Yeah. Um,

It's a tell. The haunted teeth and the haunted face. And then the voice. Was that from the choke necklace or something? Because... Choke chain? If I came on our podcast and I was like, Hey, David, I want... I have to say the voice... You'd be scared. You'd be scared. I don't know. Is she a smoker? Oh, she deleted it since. She's a midnight toker. I can tell you that. Deleting is always...

feels guilty of something but i don't know and it's such a complicated thing with britney everyone's crazy about everyone's worried about her but everyone really gets up her ass in her business and i don't know when it's not our business anymore i feel like everyone's business is my business

Well, that's what we're talking about. It's given us fodder. It's making us relevant. But yeah, I wish her the best. I do think she's relevant. It's given me fodder. It's given us it's given us podcast fodder, but I wish her all the best. But I still don't think that was her or it was. I don't know what it was. It seemed too obviously weird. And maybe she as soon as she clicked off, she was laughing her ass off with that way.

I mean, what's on her Instagram is something weird is going on. How did you stay so sane with all, you've been famous for decades. How did you stay so normal? You're pretty normal, Dana. I think we get along because we're both in the parameters of normal. I'm kind of weird, but I could be weirder. That's what I will stand by that. I could definitely be weirder. Sandler's pretty normal. Rock is pretty normal. Yeah. Yeah.

I would say comedians tend to maybe be a little more normal. We're not like, like Brittany's a huge, she was like a sex symbol, a sex star. Well, that skyrocket and you pepper in sex symbol and. And all that and all the. All the crazies. All the crazy. And also you got all this money that the parents have, are involved with that we didn't really have that. We kind of were in charge of our own stuff, you know? Yeah. Yeah.

You don't know why anyone hangs out with you. You don't know why anyone likes you. It's all anyone you date. You don't know. It's all bad. Well, it's the Elvis Presley effect, you know, with Sonny Ray and Sonny Jim and Sonny Bill and everywhere he looked, it was someone working for him. I want to get a percadam sandwich right now. When they wrote a book about him, I feel like that was the end. I think that that was his last because he had such a small circle of friends like.

Once those guys wrote a book about it. Did you notice that when Elvis would go out there and like Ed Sullivan and stuff, like he was in sparkling clothes. He was up, you know, best looking rock star ever. And then the band was really homely, but they were great, but they were really average looking. He was smart. I think he got authentic guys that were just good. And it wasn't just great music because he was the show. Uh, he could sell. All right, let's look at some more clips or whatever we got. Okay. Oh,

Oh, yeah. Okay, read it for the home people. Jogger left bloodied... Okay, go ahead. Jogger left bloodied and dazed and crying after getting mauled... by a gang of otters. Can you show it a little better? This woman was jogging and she got... Whoa. Oh, there. Look at how... So, otters...

One otter, fine. Eight otters? I didn't know they ganged up. She was attacked. Look at her arms. She's okay, but she's very bloody down her arms. She's bleeding. The side of her face. Scroll down. Let me see these motherfuckers. When I see otters, I don't cross the street. I go right at them. There they are. Look at them. Oh, they're out in the street in packs? They're big. Maybe I would run. Look at them. They're not meerkats. I'll tell you that much. Yeah. Are otters scary? Oh, they say the otters fled the scene. Ha ha ha ha.

That's funny. Well, I wouldn't know to be scared of otters. I'm usually, I start scared of animals and then I go from there. You know, I don't always just go pick them up. There was a house I own once come out in the yard at night and there's like 10 raccoon. That was scary. And also they came into our house through the cat door, would go downstairs, eat all the cat food and then go back out. They wouldn't harm the cat. So.

Raccoon at the door. You know, I will say, Dana, raccoons are ones I see people playing with on TikTok. At first glance, I would not grab a raccoon. They have sharp teeth and sharp claws, and I don't know if they're friend or foe. Everyone thinks they're so cute and lovable. I just don't know.

No, Paul McCartney did a good song. Rocky Raccoon walked into the room, but don't get near him. Don't touch him. Even with Rocky Raccoon. I did it about a raccoon. It was named Rocky and he walked into the room. That's all I got. Then I went doodly doodly doodly. Good job, Paul. That makes sense. Thank you. What is our next? I'm doing all my old impressions. Next one. What is? By the way, Puff Daddy has more oil than the

Exxon spill. I thought of this joke 10 minutes later. That was pretty good. That was all right. He has more oil than the Exxon Valdez. No one remembers that. Okay, this is a staggering fact, Dana. Okay, here we go. The 2023-24 NBA combined payroll is $4.9 billion. The combined OnlyFans payroll is $6.6 billion. So OnlyFans creators last year

made more than the NBA combined. Heather, can you believe it? She cannot. Heather, yeah. Why do these two girls that get the plug in this, they should tag them because they're... Anytime an OnlyFans girl gets her name out there and then gets across, like I see Instagram things with like fake story about like, I work at Arby's and I got fired because I had sex with my boss. It's just like a fake ad for an OnlyFans and she's got a fake Arby's hat on.

Don't believe it. I love the idea of the digitization of monetization, that the idea that someone... Let me finish. Of the realization. Of the realization. Early on in OnlyFans, if I got it right, one of the first attractive women got 15 million men to give her a dollar a month for her going like, hey, look...

Not even having sex on camera. So it's 15 million a month. So if you take, there's like the aggregate digital audience is like 5 billion. So it's got two and a half billion horny men willing to, yeah, two and a half billion, not a billion, not your words, not mine.

Two and a half billion horny men. So I'm happy for these women. They don't have to walk the street and have a pimp. They can just do it. They don't even have to have sex. They just be flirtatious. I'll wear my pink panties. That'll be $5 times. And if I send them to you, it's more.

And if I put them on backwards, it's double. Well, I think the old days, like, oh, you can make more money if you're a stripper. Like when I grew up, some girls, my high school would hear about, oh, she's a stripper. She does it way downtown. She doesn't want anyone to know. Right. Works the whole. But that's way more dangerous comparatively. Yes. Not that it's bad. It's just, you got to walk to your car after. You got horny guys everywhere. They know where you live. They can follow you. This is just, I think COVID really blew it up because you just sit in their room.

talk, chat, strip, whatever, and get paid. And then, and then they think if every, the more people do it, the less effect it has in your career. Like they have to help the end. That's the problem. I mean, it's porn girls. I always heard made a couple hundred bucks a movie and it was never a lot of money, but

But they're like, oh, I went into porn for the money, but it wasn't that much money. And now you see these girls make way more than us combined. That's for sure. So I always think, what about the ones that are doing it? And then they don't make any money. There has to be a couple that kind of flatline out there and just go, you know, I'm just going to go back to, uh, yeah, I did. I did. There was a story of a couple and the guy's like, it's with his wife and I don't think they have sex, but they kind of put her out there and she dresses scantily and he goes,

we were making maybe 40,000 a year and now we're making a half million dollars a month. Um, just a couple sharing their, sharing their life kind of with his wife. And she would, you could, I don't know. It was, it was fairly innocent, but the people who go on and do the whole full Monte and only get like three, nine, three, three to $4 a month. Yeah. Three 98. Does that exist? And then it's only more. Yeah.

I gave you my dollar. Do more. Do more. Yeah. Come on. I mean, it is like they paint themselves in the corner because once you do it, it's like, why not do it? I have a guy I started to interrupt, but I do. No, no. I'm just saying you hear about, you always hear about the success stories and then.

It's hard. I mean, they have to pay a vig. They get taxed, I think. They pay somebody to... They have to pay OnlyFans. But they still make a shiver. Let me ask you a question. How many men with women followers are on OnlyFans? And what are they making? I think Heather... Let's ask Heather. Would she pay money to see... Top 10 OnlyFan creator. I think there's a guy in there. I think he's a rapper. Oh.

Heather has poked out of curiosity. That's a funny figure of speech. Yep. Heather, if that's your real name. I stuck my head in there. Okay, here we go. Well, now this is the top 15. Well, that's only males. Well, they say what they may. Heather's looking at all to see if males crack the top 10. Is it straight guys? I don't know. I mean, I guess they're straight guys because they can say anybody who wants to look at the goods can. There's some market. I just don't think it's this big. It's always on top.

Oh, Tyga. Tyga. And I've looked this up every couple months. He's always up there. Good old Daryl Hammond. Is that Daryl Hammond? Who's that? Oh, Bad Baby and Cardi B. So how much would Tyga be making per month? Mia Khalifa still. Bad Baby, my old friend. She doesn't. I don't know. Tyga made $31 million since he's joined. Oh, my God.

What are you even rapping for? I think at some point, you know. All right. We got to delete our search history when I'm looking for guys on OnlyFans. We'll fix that after. Oh, that's Greg making a joke, our producer. Okay. That's good. That's our first joke from our producer. I think he fed it. Okay. Now, Dana, what are the chances you get on OnlyFans?

Oh, you and Paula. Heather said you and Paula might because you saw the other couple made so much money. Sexy seniors. Absolutely. In your area. That's what it'd be called. That's what I'll say. Name my special. Sexy seniors in your area. Yeah. Am I a senior? Fuck, I don't want to talk about it. Keep going. Yeah, you're a... No, I'm not. I don't find obvious anything sexual. I just do mostly soaking videos, I think.

Well, I know you have a tub, like a Scarface tub, right? Look at that. Look at that, man. So you get in that Scarface tub every night, a Sunsea tub with a big cigar. Let's put on all the fans. Look at us. Look at us. Let's see what you can do. Let's see if it makes me excited. Oh, look at you, man. Look at you. You're doing, man.

You think I got a hit of fans? You don't got a fan? You don't got no money? Intimacy issue. This is Al Pacino as... Yeah, as intimacy issue. Yeah. You got an intimacy issue, man. You got to be vulnerable. You got an intimacy issue. You got to what? Intimacy. You got to be vulnerable, man, because they lack vulnerable people. You got to be vulnerable. I used to take a tub every night. I know. And soak your neck. Okay, there he is. Oh, yeah, yeah.

Me and Dana on Lights Out. Can we play that clip at some point on this? And Dana's Scarface is so funny. I'm Scarface. One of the funnest things I've ever done on a talk show, Lights Out with David Spade.

We believe that. You know what, Dana, we do? Sometimes I go like this, I yawn and go like this, and you do the same thing. This is our tell. Sometimes you go like this. Especially when you're flying the wall, we do. Yeah. That's the tell. I've seen you do it. Then I go, I do it. Yeah. Have you seen that? He leans back like this. Kind of itching my head. Like, I guess we're sort of done here. But I do it too. All right. Well, let's do that. I do it too. The next time we're both thinking to wrap it up. I don't know if it's boring. I think we're just thinking or whatever it is. It's not really boring because we do it in the middle of a book.

All right. Okay, next thing, and then I'll tell you more tells we have. Oh, can't wait for this. Oh. Whoops. Couple busted on a ring camera having sex in random family's driveway in daylight.

There we go. That's OnlyFans couple. Oh, I like how they put their opinion. This is a reporter. A sick couple have been buzzed. A sick couple. That's a little harsh. They just like the outdoors. Yeah. The unidentified pair's brazen sex romp. Brazen? Oh, the couple were filmed jumping out of the car before both pulling down their pants. Sounds like ice. That sounds like they're playing a prank on each other.

Dude, he pulled on your pants. So they hooked up. I like this poor reporter's got to be like, I'm here near the gross driveway where they splooted all over. Are those oil stains? I'm going to back up a few. Actually, Tim, pull back.

This is great that she had said to her mom, I got a job on Channel Fox, too. OK. Oh, that's that's terrific. Emily Crane. What are you covering? Just people fornicating in sewers. People fornicating in sewers. Darling, you sure you want to do that? It's a living. Let me see. OK, next one. That's all I have on it.

That was a good feel-good story. Yeah. They felt good. Yeah, they pulled down each other's pants and each other's underpanties, and then they got busy. So they were making notes. Are you texting me? Yeah. No, I got to call some people, Dana. This is really right in the middle of my day. This is a text from you right now. Pick it up, brother.

Arm back. This is five minutes ago to me. Quit phoning it in, fool. Give it something, fool. Wait a minute. It's ringing. You can't hear it. Here's me. Oh, karate. Hi, Mrs. Spade. No, he's doing great today. No, he goes on tour tomorrow. Yeah, we're watching Superfly.

Oh, that's great, Mrs. Spade. Don't tell her about the... Okay. No, he's not playing Providence, Rhode Island. Hartford? No. I just said don't say. He's not playing Hartford. I don't know if he has tickets for his special recording. Any extra tickets? Special recording. I'm sorry, Mrs. Spade. I've got to go. Thank you. I'll say hello to David. Thank you. You don't even... I told you to hang up five minutes. But how is it weird that I get a call from your mom right when we're doing this? I mean, what are the odds of that?

Is that weird? Is it besides where is it? Wild. Is it weird? Wild, wacky, weird, wild stuff. Oh, I had a Johnny Carson joke about Trump's assassination attempt. Trump. Apparently, Trump has been in more crosshairs than a moose on cool. The herd day.

On what day? Cole. Cole. C-U-L-L. I swallowed it. Everyone in Montana loves it. Cole the Herd. Yeah, more Carson. Cole. I haven't even heard that term. Cole the Herd. It's eliminate whatever. Next slide. I like it. I didn't mean to ruin it. I didn't know you were called. Oh, no, I didn't. It doesn't matter. I swallowed my Carson words. Next whatever story that's pointless. Let's go.

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Oh, okay. This is an interesting story. This is out of People Magazine. Private man, private, claims wife threw him a party for beating cancer, but he pretended he had to work and left. What happens is, I read this story. He says he had cancer. He said, don't tell anyone. I don't want anyone to know. She made it public on her Facebook group. She goes, hey, everybody, he's got... And so now he's getting pouring of sympathy and what happened and tell us all about it. He didn't want that. So then...

He got, it went into remission. Is that the term where it went away? And she had a surprise party for him for that too. And he saw everybody. He turned and goes, Hey guys, great seeing you. I got to work. And he left and she got mad at him again. She already knew he was mad about the first thing. Did you ever see Cool Hand Luke with Paul Newman? This is Strother Martin. What we have here is a failure to communicate.

He's close to John Kennedy or whatever. Yeah, they're both from the Louisiana area. Sorry. But this is something like I'm on the guy's side. I think the wife was just tone deaf and a little clueless. Yeah. And, you know, this should be like, am I the asshole situation? Because I have to side with the guy twice. Maybe you could say her heart was in the right place, but it was definitely tone deaf.

She's trying to make it not about her, but you know what I mean? I think she means well. Yeah, you're right. I got it. All right. Keep going. We got a ha on our little private chat thing. Heather, did you say ha? Thanks, Heather. Oh, I didn't see Greg. Greg says, I got to delete my search history now. Well, it's on camera. It's on the screen. She goes, don't worry about what me and Greg talk about. I go, well, it's coming up on our screen. We have to read it. Well, it's because Greg obviously is big on OnlyFans. Kidding. Kidding.

if your mom's listening he's like oh my god the the top 10 male only fans um i could just tell you or i'll have to i'll fake look it up and put that up there but i could just tell you yeah i i didn't know how i got it up there okay okay this scared the fucking shit out of me swarms of mosquitoes take over a mexican flight okay so click the play this is a woman on a flight look in the corner heather

Oh, look at how many mosquitoes. She couldn't give a fat fuck either. Look at her. Wow. I'd be going land. Look at the flight attendant casually going like, that was a vent and a flying aircraft. Yeah. She wasn't on the ground. Wow. A note to self. Do not fly a Jakarta airlines anytime soon. Do not fly with Bill Gates. Doesn't Bill Gates love mosquitoes?

Bill Gates, I think he put a lot of money into Africa for mosquito nets. No, I think he does stuff with mosquitoes. Greg, will you pull up to see if he has ever released mosquitoes? I think he tries to modify them to help sting other mosquitoes so they don't

give you malaria or something. That's a question. Are mosquitoes necessary for the ecosystem in the world? I'm assuming so, but I don't know. But I just don't know if I like regular people that are just rich going, I think I'm going to tackle this mosquito problem on my own. I'm sorry, America. You might get bit by some of my experimental mosquitoes. We're going to release a lot of mosquitoes. Okay, here we are. This...

They are necessary for the ecosystem. They play a vital role as a food source for many animals. So they're just food. You know who really looks at a mosquito and goes, birds, bats, fish, and dragonflies. Universally hated. What about Heather? What did you say about Bill Gates? World Mosquito Program. Vague. I don't love it. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.

Transmitting disease is their biggie. Oh, he's developing something to transmit diseases. Oh, yeah. I know, but does he actually release mosquitoes? He can work on a vaccine all he wants, but I don't like just... Because I saw him speaking once and then he let out all these mosquitoes.

And he goes, see, only poor people shouldn't have to deal with mosquitoes. We can too. And he let them out into the auditorium. Everyone's like this. This is the worst fucking speech I've ever been to. Yeah. Yeah. Do mosquitoes on your own time. I would just say that. I don't know. Tell us in the YouTube comments.

I at least don't act like I know everything. I'm like, tell me. Well, I think it's kind of weird. You're a mosquito. Everyone's afraid of you. And then a dragonfly that's only like a billionth of an ounce bigger than you eat you. I know mosquitoes act so tough. They're like, I get them. They're like a big fat water bottle. I couldn't get any more fucking. Oh, this is kind of cutesy. How to get your wife to stop fussing. I know you've seen it out there. Stop fussing. Who?

About the P. God, he sends. My brother watches the podcast and he sends me a million. And I go, they're always a little rough because my brother, Brian, they're always a little rough. This is a, this is a. Okay. This is a good, funny trick.

If your wife goes, why do you pee all over? This guy's very Joe Dirt-ish. My husband's always complaining, saying I bitch about him peeing on the seat. So I told him I could do it perfectly fine if I was a man. So he's bringing me outside to prove a point. Can you pee straight? We're about to prove ours. Okay. She's going to pee. See how easy it is.

Shorten it up. Shorten it. Shorten that thing up. Looks like Theo back there. Shorten that thing up. She thinks it's too easy. Get to be a regular guy with a 1.5. Here we go. Okay. So middle of the night, you got to go pee. Oh, missed. You missed a little bit.

Hey. What is it? Come on. Get it in there. Get it in the bucket. Come on. It's so easy. You got it. Come on. Get it in the bucket now. Get it in the bucket. This ain't even right. Get it in the bucket. Come on. What's wrong? You're so good at it. Come on. Yeah. Yeah. I tell you, sometimes it comes out dual stream. Yeah. What do you do about that? You're going to hit the bricks on the left. Dual stream's

That guy's a wizard with the hose. Yeah, I like that. He's creating different streams, different angles. All right. Bits going too long. God. All right. It's getting out of hand. I think this bit sort of overstays its welcome, but...

I like the idea. And it was kind of clever. He's doing that thing. It reminds you of your kid and you can break it and it stops the water and it goes. Right. It was showing her what it's like to be a man. You know, I think it's interesting because I looked at stuff as well. They're both Harvard graduates. Really? Those two? Yeah.

mm-hmm Theo Vaughn and his sister uh it's Theo Vaughn and Britney Spears wasn't it that was the one in a brown wig that's a good sitcom I'd watch mm-hmm oh yeah okay next one I feel like I feel like oh this we got so much action and comments on the thing we remember when well let's just show this first and I'll say okay play

This is a girl getting kidnapped. A girl getting kidnapped in a van. So this hot guy picked her up.

And they act like they're going to kidnap her. So is this too harsh? Yeah. So they have, because sometimes I hear around LA, there's a trick where good looking guys flirt with girls and they try to, oh, can you give me a ride over here or something? Whatever. They're trying to kidnap them.

And it's a good trick because it doesn't look like a typical kidnapper. So this guy flirts with the girl, says, hey, can you get in? And she does. Then they act like they're going to kill her and she freaks out. Then they're like, it's just mom and pop. So the idea was that just he got her phone or her Instagram or something and convince her I'll be outside near this block and get in the van. Or he just saw her at like Target and said, hey, why don't you come with me? You're cute.

And then she gets in, she looks younger than him. I think she was 13. So she gets in a stranger's car. Is it too much, Dana? And you keep, but you better have the right answer. There's no, I would say this. I don't have enough information to have a strong opinion.

Just be wrong. I would say just intuitive. I'll tell you a story about myself. So I used to have to walk five miles to the orthodontist because my parents are both working, but they got me these cheap braces. So it was raining and this guy pulled over pouring rain. I'll give you a ride. I'll give you a ride just in this creepy Oldsmobile. And my intuitive thing was blink was no. So I do other people do this. Yeah.

I had a guy. Set the daughter up so she experiences it and then scare the shit out of her. It seems like a little much to me, but I wouldn't do it. But if it's effective, I couldn't watch my daughter be that scared. Well, that's the thing. The off-label thing is like for a minute you're off-label, meaning not the primary thing we're looking at. But for the rest of her life, she will remember that fear. She'll have PTSD because for a moment,

She thought she was in mortal danger, you know? So it's an off label, you know, it's, it's a asymmetrical idea. She'll have PTSD thesis, which is something to do with her period. Yeah.

Um, okay. So, uh, I know some people that threw their daughter into a swamp because, and had alligators come near her cause they didn't want her to jump in the swamp. Yeah. And the alligators were just actors and comedians. I think they were in on it. They were, they were inside rubber suits, comedians, I think.

Kyle Dunnigan was in one of the rubber suits looking like an alligator. Theo Vaughn was in a rubber suit looking like an alligator. And they scared the girl. Nikki Glaser. Nikki Glaser was there looking like an alligator. And then Theo Vaughn took it off, goes, I'm not an alligator. I'm not an alligator. Dana, I was walking to school one day when I was eight years old. Okay, here we go. And this guy in an old car pulled up. Same thing. And he said, hey, it's raining. Do you want a hand job?

And I said, sure, if you can give me a ride to school after. And he said, I can't do that.

And I was like, well, you blew it. I need a ride. It was good. I liked the way you set it up really straight. But I thought, where is this going? Oh, hold on a second. It was your exact setup. Oh, God. I borrowed it. Oh, you can listen to us live? No, don't. He was totally kidding about that. Love you. Okay, bye-bye. She listens to this and she goes, I love you and Dana. She loves you. And she's like, it's fun. Everything's fun for her. Oh, it's fun. I go, mom, I flew into town. She goes, oh, fun.

I love your mother. I rented a car and she goes, fun. It's all like fun. Everything's fun. I love that about her. I was in AZ this week because I had to go to that corporate and then I'm...

I carved out some time to see my mom and take her to luncheon. She's always in a good mood. Where do you stay when you go to AZ? Do you stay at the Phoenix Four Star when you do a corporate date? I stayed at the Venetian because that's where the gig was. That is a pretty beautiful hotel. And they gave me the presidential elect room, which is, no, it was the former presidential suite and you get shot at all night.

One time when I, I'll remember one time. It's not bad. It was good. I liked it. I start thinking of a story like that. I was, I had a potential thing with NBC. I was a San Francisco standup and they wanted to fly me down and they put me at Universal City. So my brother,

was hanging out. I go, you want to go with me? So we flew down to Burbank airport. We check into something in universal city and they gave us the presidential suite. And I never, we ran laps. We were runners then we literally threw off our shoes and started running laps. It's too funny. It was actually too big. So I couldn't figure out the lights. I couldn't figure out, you know, every night I'm in a new hotel on this, on the road. And so lights are like, or you, or they do this or my phone didn't charge. I've been chasing my charge all day because I,

It went down to like 20 because my phone, even if you plug it in, it doesn't charge because I didn't click the light on, which doesn't turn the lights on. It does nothing. So you're fooled. But it puts all the energy in that room. So-

All the lights do work. Have you heard of that, Heather? So there's two switches. One's that and one's the real light. And then the one didn't do anything, but you have to have that on so the phone chargers work and the lights actually. So there's a current. So weird. Anyway, more learning on the road. I'm trying to follow that. Maybe we should ask the fans what it is. Yeah, ask the fans what the fuck I'm talking about. But I wake up, my phone's like this. Water. I'm like, oh my God, you were charging all night. No, I wasn't.

So it's down like 21. Let me ask you a question. If you check in and there's a marble tabletop and you go, there's no way my shin's going to get full stride acquainted with that marble table. So I'm not going to worry about it because I'll get up tonight to pee and I'll just go around it and then bang. Oh, crack. We both got hurt. Remember I was playing, we were both playing places separate and we both had to limp on stage from crashing into things at night. Yeah. Because it's too complicated, but that place was too big.

Anyway, that's all. That's boring. But we'll do one more story. Let's do one more story, Danny, because we're going to- Okay, this is our final story. I'm holding it. Pick a winner. Our final story. It's called A Woman, A Blue Floor, and a Tabletop. Oh, so there's dolphins. I just thought this was kind of artsy. Heather would like this. This is kind of interesting. Oh, it's dolphins. I see.

The dolphin just pushed the guy out. See that? She's very dancer-y. That's on the snout. That's hard to do. Now, people hate this because the dolphin doesn't like it. The dolphin did say they liked it. But most people go, we hate this because... Well, the dolphin better get a fish after this or I'm going to have... What's wrong, Heather? Okay. Yeah, dolphins aren't captive. I have a whole bit about this. But if you take out the fact that the dolphins are...

hating every second of it. It's not bad. It shows you how strong they are. Does she do that? She does something else. I think he flips her. Look at that. Fucking throws her. She's pretty good too. No, no. That's amazing. And then he just pops her out. Look. Hey, there you go. See, dolphins are nice. Like if you do the exact same thing with a killer whale, it could be hazardous. It's scary. By the way, the dolphins get paid the exact same as the trainer.

But, you know, well, they change pretty quickly because, you know, you go to where they have a killer whale and they're out there and these beautiful, majestic creatures are so important and they're beautiful, brilliant people. And the killer whale comes up, drags them out of the water, and then the person comes up, kill the fucking fish, kill the fucking fish. Where's the whale gone? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Kill the fucking fish. Yeah, kill the fucking fish of the world.

One 30 seconds later from these majestic creatures. I think the whale goes, I think in about two weeks I want to fight back. Not right now. Two weeks, maybe right before that long weekend. Do they still allow that? Because it seems cruel. There's not as much as there was. Is there SeaWorld still? I don't know. Marine World, SeaWorld. They say it's changes, but they're still open usually. And they go, we give the whales a five minute break every hour now.

But the whales know that their name is Shamu and every single killer whale is named Shamu. And you know, that really tees them off. I mean, come on guys. It's not all be Shamu. And they know they're the star and they get paid in like minnows. It's all not fair. Everything about it's not fair. It's just something very terribly wrong. All right, Dane, I'm going to let you go. So good luck on your tour. What's your first date?

Well, tonight, Friday. Tonight? No, tonight, you're at... No, Hartford, Connecticut. Where am I? I'm looking outside. All right, I'm in Hartford. So Hartford... Tickets are running fast, so I jump on them now. Low ticket warning. For tonight. Yeah, well, it's been fun because I'm getting my special, so this is basically...

just for all intents and purposes, the same jokes out there. I got to get them like polished. Well, you don't want to be thinking when you got the cameras in your face, you want to go, what's that next joke again? God, Boise was so fun. It was such a great crowd. So, you know, if it goes like that, I should just, the ones you don't even think about just

Just go on the road. Then I'm like that one. I should have filmed. That was great. The problem is, yeah, that then, then when the cameras are on, you go, well, this is pretty good, but it's not in the top 10 of the last few months. Well, the one you actually shoot always sucks. It never can, but you want to be at such a good level for yourself that even just a average show kills the jokes are there, but you know, you never know. I think you'll kill. I think you'll destroy on this one. No pressure.

It should be fun. So far, it's working okay. I do like the jokes and all the stuff, so we'll see. I'll promote it more later when I find out when it comes out and stuff. All right, Dan, thank you for hanging out. We'll talk soon. I'm going to call your mom just quickly and give her a recap. No, just tell her I... Yeah. Tell her you'll call her later. All right, thanks, buddy. All right, peace out. This has been a presentation of Odyssey Superfly. It's executive produced by Dana Carvey and David Spade, Jenna Weiss-Berman of Odyssey, Heather Santoro, and Greg Holtzman.

Hope you liked it.