The Gud Pud PUDcast: Episode 0 - This is Podcasting
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Great.

You ready? You don't think I'm too much?

That's what they've been telling me since the day I was born. Let's begin. That's a perfect way to start. I'm glad we're starting, and I am excited. Hey. I'm ready for some pud. I've got my Mariah Carey hat on, and I am here for the emancipation of Mimi. I feel like she has been kept in a cage for too long. You are already missing what we got to do here, Jackie. What's wrong with you? Why are you acting like this? This is podcasting.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I'm here for the PUD. I think it's PUDcasting. Coin it. Bag it. That's what we're doing here. Welcome to the good PUDcast. Get your PUDs up. Get your PUDs up. No, there is no chat. There is absolutely no chat. There is no emojis. There's no bitmojis. There's no upvotes. There's no subs. This is podcasting and it is deadly podcasting.

Wait a second. Wait, so we're doing this just with no fun? Absolutely no fun. We're talking about important issues. My name is Henry Zabrowski. I don't want issues. I'd rather his shirts. It's too much fun. You're having too much fun already. I came in with all my put energy. And I'm sitting here with my sister, comedian, actress, actress.

And large hat model. Thank you. Jackie Zabrowski. Thank you. Well, they said I had to put the headphones on. And I said, I hate the headphones. Currently, if you're not watching this on YouTube, first of all, what's wrong with you? Yeah, what's wrong with you? We look so good. We look fine. But Jackie has a hat on. I have a hat on. She does. I can't breathe. I can't breathe.

have a hat on. Jackie has a hat on and her hat makes her look like a difficult woman at the airport. Yeah, I did threaten to burn down this studio. You did say several times I will not be detained. Yes. I will not be detained. You forced me into this room and I hate this room and I don't know why you invited me into this. I'm not supposed to be in this space. You should be so lucky to be in the eye of the hurricane. I'm puking. This is the mecca of LPN.

We're inside the last podcast. I ain't getting down on no ground or nothing. No, I don't want you to. No, because I don't want you to. Well, you want me to kiss you? You want me to kiss? No, no. I kissed the microphone. I kissed the microphone. You're going to make up on Ed's microphone. I just did. Sorry, Ed. I guess you better get Maybellined, you fuck. You are insulting a man, a pillar of a man, of this community. I'm sorry. Maybe he was born with it. All right. It's not. He wasn't.

No, it is makeup. But I don't want you to get on the ground because I don't want you to get your leg makeup all over the ground. No, but how else am I supposed to hide my sores? I know. I know you normally cover your gray, elephantine-like skin with a thick coverage. I said look at it. Look at it. No, but you cannot sully this. This is a podcasting, a real podcasting.

What am I going to be, a pirate? No, he was a plane. That was a plane one. Yes, yes. But you guys, the important few guys know. What's the pirate one? Remember when he was on the plane? He's like, I am Tom Hanks and you will not take the boat. He's not on a plane. He's on a boat. It's Captain Phillips. I am the captain now. Dog. I am the captain now. You are bringing in, that is another thing, you're bringing in the writer movie with Sean Connery.

Sean, yeah, that is what you when you say dog, that is Sean Connery. Was my accento just so on point? They were like, is he in the room? Get out of here. What do you want? No, I only know Sean Connery is in the room when I'm hearing a lady getting slapped over and over again. Sometimes you're going to hear one slap, slap, slap, slap, slap. What was Sean? Hey, whoa. Hey, leave her alone. I mean, look at my hat.

This hat is begging for a punch in. I didn't say it. Henry's thinking it. Every time he looks me in the eyes, he goes, oh, if I could just. But we're doing something different. I'm sorry. You want me to take it down? We're doing something different here. It's subtle. It's a podcast.

Okay. What podcasts do, right? Well, you guys don't know what you don't know, Jackie. All right. Is that real podcasts? Talk about hardcore political issues. So wait, you want to turn Good Pud into a political podcast? I don't want to. No, I don't want to. The people are making us. Oh, I forgot. Everyone's been screaming. You know, every morning I wake up, I hear like,

we want your thoughts on Biden. And I'm like, okay. Everyone asks what's your thoughts on Biden. And I fasten my Mimi hat to my head and I go, well, get me to the Supreme Court because I've got a bill.

She has no idea. And I say, pay me $8,000. I'm just saying. We're coming here. Podcasts are not about fun. It's not about joking. All right? Is that why you brought me into the big, this is the last podcast room? Yeah, so that you can experience what it's like. We got plants up. Rob did that. We got plants set up so you can see how serious we are now. So that's how you make things more serious. You just add a plant. Yep. And we do gotcha journalism.

The key is we're going to get high-end. Are you going to grab me? No. Ew, is this like Halloween Horror Nights and you get to grab, though? No, I don't. I'm just saying, we're going to get hardcore guests in here, like Mitch McConnell. We're going to put him to the screws. Ooh. Right? We're going to get... Is that the one, like, he dresses like the clown from McDonald's? Yes.

He does a good job. I think he keeps kids up in that Hamburglar Palace. I mean, honestly, that's where they should be. That's where they want to be. We're going to talk about really important things like COVID and cancel culture. We're going to talk about Biden. We're going to talk about everything. Everybody's favorites. We're going to talk about the top 100 murderers of comedians in the world. Inside back baseball talk about.

how the sausage gets made. Wow. And sometimes you just think like, I just fingies all gnashed up into a tube. Yep. And hooves and lips and assholes. Yes. And not only can we talk about some of the hottest crap.

craziest, in-depth topics that you guys have been clamoring to hear us about, talk about, we're also going to be obviously eating pudding. What's like your favorite politic? Like what's like your number one thing to politic? If I were to politic, I wish that every child could have a gun. Wow.

That's number one. I think every child should be issued. Or you strap it to them. Put it in their diaper. Oh, good. And if the diapers fall down, duct tape them back up. Honestly, it's no longer concealed, is it? No. So now, Jackie, what's your favorite politic? I guess if I were to have a politic, I think that it probably has to do something with making big hats. Yeah. Hats need to be bigger. And I look at myself. You know, if you make a big enough hat, a person isn't homeless anymore. Because then they can live inside of their hat. It's a yurt. Yurt.

Henry, write to the president of Los Angeles and say, all these houseless out here, give them a hat. I'm writing the Princess Karen Bass. Dearest Karen Bass. Dearest Karen Bass, can you please make a bucket hat to hold all of the children?

Yeah, I think that maybe it's because I just thought about me having a big hat and that's what I thought about. And maybe I know that I know that that is why you did that. Why you said you have not had a single pull. Yep. You become a seal or I become a seal or I like I'll read a paper. You know, it's my favorite politic. Honestly, Terminal Werewolf.

Oh, please. Is that politics? I mean, between that and like a vampiric council somewhere, if you need a bitch on a vampiric council, I'm there. I don't know. You're, unfortunately, Jackie. Unfortunately, if you joined a vampire council, you'd just be like the Snooki.

Where's the beach? But they're like, come back inside. You are a vampire. You must not look for the beach. You're drunk, bitch. This is too silly. I'm sorry. This has already gotten too silly. I'm sorry. It's politics. I, you know what? Again, top one. I want to see Biden hula hoop. You want to see the jowls jiggle? Yeah. Yep. Give him the jig. I want to see Jill Biden's tits flutter.

Just the tits. Dr. Jill Biden. You want to see her tits. I saw Melania's. I think it's the only fair way to get to see hers. Yeah, honestly, I feel like they should do that on Inauguration Day rather than almost like the Simba, where they lift up. Simba. But then they just show the breasts of their... First lady or the... I did not know it was the first gentleman.

That's what I was saying to Natalie the other day is that not only believe in her, she was having a bit of an issue. She was having some issues. And I said, I believe in you so wholeheartedly that I know you're going to be the first lady president. Wow. And I am going to be because I told her every day, every day I wake her up from a dead sleep and I say, don't want to be president. No. Yes. I think you're going to be president. And then I say, don't let them dampen your shine.

Wow, because she's wet to the touch. She is got more shine than she should. But I'm just still saying don't let them dampen it. You know what I mean? I told her don't let her dampen it because again, I'm her coach in our home. Yeah. And that's part of things we're going to talk about here on Good Pud. Good Pud guest is going to be, it's going to cover the lexicon of every important fucking subject that's ever been. Like Henry becoming John Candy to Natalie's Cool Runnings. We're going to talk about bird flu.

Yep. Because, man, when those birds come a-beak, beak, beaking around, and I say, stay out of my holes, this ain't your nest. No, and we're also going to be talking about inside baseball stuff about show business. Jackie, tell us your biggest... Shortstop. I want to know your...

And man, sometimes you can steal a bass. Now, what I'd like for you to do is tell everybody, first of all, your most shameful hidden Hollywood secret. Go. Ooh, all right. Well, sometimes... Just to start, just to wet the palate, just to get them ready, just to know what's coming, just how many Barnburner, Shannon Sharp-like things are going to come out of this whole podcast. I want you to name your guy. Who's your enemy? Oh.

Who's our enemy besides the Osmonds? Obviously, we do owe. Technically, if I see Donny Osmond, I am sort of... You have to fight. I am contractually obligated to choke him out. Yeah. Are we anti-squirrel? I think that we could be anti-squirrel here. I love the squirrels.

Except for the ones that hurt my couch in the backyard. Yeah, they really go after you, Henry. Don't you feel like you're being hunted by the squirrels in your backyard? I learned from Marcus Aurelius that the strong can afford to take blows. Is that Marcus's last name? No, he's not a Greek. He's not a Greek.

It makes sense. He's very pale. Very pale. Very pale. Very thin flaxen hair. I just think that, you know, you skin a squirrel once and it's like, oh, shame on me. And then if they keep showing up at my door. This is your Hollywood secret? Shame on them. So your Hollywood secret is that you're saying your shameful Hollywood secret is that you have skinned a squirrel. It's just they look at you and they go, I would be better if I had less.

And I'm like, less what? Less nuts? Less brains? I have no idea what she's talking about. It was less skin. And I gave it to him. And sometimes when a squirrel asks you, you give it. Yeah, all right. Okay. And that's what we're going to learn here. What is your most shameful Hollywood secret? Bleeding our DiCaprio told me I work too hard.

And that you were too gentle and kind. I care too much. That's what he said. He said, stop crushing me. Did he ask you your age as well to see if he could date you? Him and Jonah Hill begged me to slow my rule because I was overshadowing them. Both of them. Wow. And that's honestly one of my biggest regrets is that I let that happen. And I didn't just take the fucking horse. And I shouldn't have taken that whole fucking horse called Wolf. And I should have rode that horse called Wolf for forever. And I should have been the one.

I don't think you belong on a horse. No. Although you look like you could don one right now. Get up there, saddle man. No, I don't want to be on a horse. Oh, wow. Give him a rope. He's ready for that. That is my second biggest Hollywood secret is that I'm violently allergic to horses. Allergic or you just hate them? I tell show business.

I'm allergic. Whoa. Because that's how you got to do it. That's the only way. Lies. I mean, you do definitely have to lie. I did lie and said that I could ride a bike and then I got a job where I had to ride a bike. Yep. And I say, same thing happened to me. Told them I could ride a scooter. Never tell the truth. No. Ever to anyone. No, they had to change mine into a rickshaw instead. Interesting.

Production loved it. You know what it is, honestly, is that I don't mean this in a remotely negative way. Ooh, this is going to be fun. You have the back of a rickshaw driver. Thank you. You mean rippling with muscles? You're right. You have the big, thick haunches. That's the sound of my muscles. Every woman wants to hear how thick her back is.

And how well it is. How good it is for a hauling weight. I mean, honestly, if you looked at me and went, good hauler, isn't that anything I've always dreamed of? What do you think Jeff did? He knew. Now, guys, the one thing that we can't unfortunately not do is...

during this process is that we must eat pudding. Puds up! Now normally there is no chat here. Put your puds up! There's no puds up in the chat. There's nobody remotely encouraging us to do this. So why do we if no one's even watching us do it? Because it's the show and if we don't we're absolutely hypocrites and they're gonna come for us. They're gonna nail us to a wall. They're gonna do what they did to us what they did to Hunter Biden. And honestly at the same time Hunter Biden is awesome. Is he just doing meth and like having fun? Honestly I'm jealous of him.

It sounds like he's having a great time. Hunter Biden is my favorite person. Whoa. You know who I ship every day? No, you know who I ship every day? Hunter Biden, Lauren Boebert. Wow. They would go all the way to the top. So this is the kind of thing we're talking about on this podcast. Oh, okay. But we're also going to be eating pudding like this pudding. Boebert's vaping and sucking cock, right? Yeah, I love her.

Oh, she's a lady. Let me meet her. I'll make her all right. All right, so in this loose plastic bag. My hat doesn't want to stay on top of my cans. Well, hey, tell me. I won't. Not here. There's no one here. There's no audience. I'm sorry. I don't want to be in the boys room. She's shaking her breasts. Also, I just feel like everything's sticky. I don't want you in here. This is the only time we're doing this. Everything is covered. Like, what do you do in here? It's called effort.

Alright? It's here. It's built everywhere. Alright? Don't touch anything. This is the last time I'll ever allow you in here.

Kiss the microphone. You're settling it. You're already, your sister-like ovaries are ruining this room. Yeah, can you feel my ovaries in here? Yeah, I hear them going, wee, wee, wee, wee. Ugh, they're always crying like a baby. And I see there's no babies in there. You better shut your ear up and there's no babies in it. The ghosts of the babies that never were. Ugh, and they love partying. So we're forced to eat this pudding, and we're going to do it right now. And we're going to eat cheesesteak pudding. Now, according to Sam, our producer...

She said that she did not have the, what she said, moral courage to put the Cheez Whiz on top of this before we ate it because she didn't want to. Unfortunately, I did order this Whiz Whiz.

So we're going to eat it with the whipped cream cheese topping. Hold the podcast. She told you she wasn't going to put Cheez Whiz in it. Yes. And so then you took the time to go out. She gave me the easy squeeze. She gave me the easy squeeze knowing that I would put it on it.

You know. So now I'm going to open up this pudding inside of this very small room. And the reason why we're doing this is just as an example of what we're going to be doing here in Good Bookist. There's so many different episodes. You're going to see a lot. We're going to be talking a lot about your favorite issues. We're going to be talking about genocide. We're going to be talking about human trafficking. We're going to be talking about weather control. Things that we know a lot about. Is a hot dog a sandwich?

There's a lot of questions we're going to ask. And honestly, climate change, why are we holding it back? Why can't we just let it change? Let it change. See itself. All right. There's a lot of questions we're going to ask. A lot of hot takes. Because everybody's been asking us what our big time opinions are on these subjects. And that is what we're doing here. We're doing it in an entertaining way, but also real, relatable, hardcore, with courage, without...

Holding back. Yeah, man, without holding back. By the end of this episode, I'm going to eat these plants. I think I'm going to end up eating the plants. They're covered in PFA. They're literally, it's pure cancer-grossing plastic. How do I know what's inside of the pud? Oh, wow. Yep, I'm already inside of a... Oh, man. Does it make you think of Eddie's armpits when he worked at the cheesesteak place? This is really not good.

This is going to be not good. I'm waiting for it to waft all the way over to me. Now, for those of you to see, this is much thinner than normal. It is the same. Oh, why is it so thin? It is the same gray color that every base of every one of these meat ones have been. It's the same gray color. It is the same exact color. It is a different pudding, though. It's a very, utterly different pudding. It is just, but it definitely has the same odor almost as every other one we've ever had. You know what?

See, I like...

I just really worry about the texture of it mixed with the thin cheesesteak pudding that I'm about to put into my mouth. Oh, here we go. I'm not saying I'm going to puke. We're loading it up here. That's so much. It's fucking cheesesteak. It's mostly cheese.

Right. So we're going to have to eat some of this. Just guys, remember why we're doing this. We're doing this because we're trying to relate to you. This is for like I literally had our 60 plus year old agent ask us, why aren't we trying to approach the 12 to 15 year old market? Yeah, that's why we're getting into podcasting. We're getting into podcasting because we know the kids love podcasting because I don't know why.

To be honest, I don't know why. Because it's an old person's behavior. I'm sorry, guys. I'm sorry, millennials. But you know it. What, listening to podcasts? Yes. I mean, that's why we don't know anything about it. But that's why. Yes, because we're so young. We're young. I'm so vibrant. To be honest, they were so surprised that I was not pre-diabetic. They were so surprised that I was insulted. I'm impressed by you. I'm not pre-diabetic. Good for you.

Not yet. Not yet. You wait until this. For this special edition of The Good Pit Cast, this is episode zero. We're just getting you in there. I would like for you to, we're going to try it at the same time. So I'm getting a big, yes, it is. Ooh, it is more similar to a soup.

It is definitely sort of fall on it. No, I don't want this anywhere on this table. Do not let this go on this our brand new table. Don't let it get on the table. It's our brand new table. If you don't, don't do it. It smells. It's not good. Oh, it smells. But Adam said it's going to be the same as bad as the rest of them. So.

Belly up. I want everyone to know that there is cheese whiz and I took a big chunk of cheese whiz underneath this. Yes, a big chunk of cheese whiz on this. This is cheesesteak pudding whiz wit with the onions and the peppers. Let's get up in it. That's not good. Oh, that's bad. One day we're going to make one of these. It's really going to go. Man. Oh, there's... I didn't need to puke. Honestly?

I like the peppers. I like the peppers. The peppers saves it. I like the onions. I like the onions and the peppers. For me, unfortunately, it was the big old glob of squeezy cheese. You don't like squeezy cheese? I know that squeezy cheese helps it. I told you. It's the texture. So I could feel it go up. It's the same as any other cheese. No. It's the same as any other liquid cheese. It's like grainy. Yeah, it's a liquid cheese. Do you want more? No. No.

I'm supposed to go to the doctor after this. Yeah, you are supposed to get your blood checked. I'm supposed to go get my blood checked after this. I don't know why you said this all the time.

Because I was... You got your blood pressure checked? Because I went... The last week... All right, this is really where the good podcast is. Because last week I went to get my blood pressure checked and she said it was horrifying. Oh. And so I had to come back. Oh, this is the check? Oh, yeah. No, this is the final exam. Henry, you should be meditating right now. I am. Watch. Henry!

Henry, think about all of your responsibilities. Oh, I am. No, you're supposed to be able to like push them away. Yeah, that's what everybody says. That's what meditation does. Everyone says, then you can see it and you push it away. And I... I do too. You let the floats go by. You gotta let the floaters go. You gotta let them floaters go. No, I see them and I go, get back here, get back here. And I wrestle them down the floor and I go... I can see why you have the hat.

Because the hat really points you towards a more... So, you know, yes, but that cheesesteak pudding was surprisingly... It was a little bit more thin than I normally would like it. I wanted a little bit more heft, but I do think that it was... The onions and the peppers. The onions and the peppers saved that whole fucking thing. It really, really wasn't too bad. See, we've had other puddings, and you'll see, they have way more of an intense reaction from us because... Oh, you'll see. This is really... It really is saved by the peppers and the onions. Because it was saved by the peppers!

I'm sorry, I'm supposed to be smaller. This is a subtle podcast, Jackie. All right, now tell me. Have I been being subtle? Yes. Oh, yeah. Now tell me, what do you think about COVID? No fun. Yep. I am more like no vid, no thank you vid. Yeah, no thank you vid. I would say that. I would definitely say that. Is it a hoax?

I don't, I have had it, I think six or seven times. Yeah. So if all of them were hoaxes, good on ya. Yeah, good on ya. Like you're really good at pretending to be like a sick and you were really good at making me feel bad. And we're going to hit all of the, Jackie, when's the last time you saw someone absolutely murder at the store? Ooh, you mean without a mask on? No, I mean comedy. I mean comedy.

And I mean at the comedy store. Oh, oh man, I love going... Who's your big ups? Who's your Mount Rushmore of stand-ups? I guess it...

It's Mariah Carey. Do you not look? Did you not see who I'm repping right now? You're just calling her a stand-up because she does happen to stand up a right. Literally. Literally stands on her feet. I think that she actually is always kept with her legs fully like out and prone so that she can just be stood up. Yes. I think that she's like taped down so that she's a bit of like a mummification. I want this. I want this.

Everyone says like, why would you like her? Why would you like every single thing I hear? She won't walk to the stage. She has to be wheeled on a wheelie chair. Why? Because she doesn't want to. That's the best excuse I've ever heard.

She doesn't. That's the best excuse I've ever heard. Never look her in the eye. You will get fired. Well, I tell you what, they get super mad when you hop in one of those wheelchairs outside of the plane. Yeah, now they do, man. Back in the day, though, that you used to, oh, it was just a free-for-all back then. Yeah, but they get super clingy with that shit. Yeah. They're super possessive over these wheelchairs. Because I went in, I hopped on one just because I wanted to go wee. I wanted to go wow.

But then they were like, I'm sorry, Mr. Ajubalanian needs it. I was like, well, I'm sorry, Ajubalanian is not fucking, I'm not Mr. Ajubalanian. No. And they're like, yeah, this is Mr. Ajubalanian. Were you dressed like this? Yeah. And then I, yeah, I came, I brought my skateboard in. You know what I always do. Gots to. Just to see that I have one. Yeah. And then they, then I met Mr. Ajubalanian and he was very old, but I fuck him. Yeah, you just strap him to your head. He came out of the plane like, where am I at? My daughter, my daughter, my daughter.

daughter and I was been like we all got fucking daughters dude I got two of them their names Carmi and Wendy and they are chihuahua mixes and I love them yeah man they sniff about the town and so guess what yeah I am a girl dad

Wow. I always am like, Henry, I can't wait to see you at the tea sway with Wendy. Just so upset. I'm fucking taking her to that. Why? I'm going to bikini kill. Oh, man. You are a cool dad. Yeah. Wow. I'm not going into that. We're not going to go worship that Aryan princess. Do I need to start reading the news? Yes.

First thing I start with is the horoscopes. Then I go straight to the entertainment section. Ah, yeah, because you are the entertainer. I'm a one-man band. So this has been the intro episode of The Good Pit Guest.

Expect this and so much more. Expect this. This level. Yeah, don't actually. Expect this. This is what you really should expect. Maybe we'll get better at being smaller. Hasn't happened in 36 years. Hey, listen. I've gotten better at film acting, as you can see. Look. Oh, God.

Mama. I am brought to tears. Mama. And I say, no milk in here. See, I know how to act. There's not a live audience. And that's kind of, you know what I do? I just imagine laughter.

Can we fill it with laughter? I can imagine the laughter. I don't need to hear it. Everywhere I go, all I do is hear it. Everywhere I go. Do you know that, Jackie? It actually works really well. Everywhere I go, I just imagine they can't wait to see me. Yeah.

Not only can they not wait to see me. They must love you at the bank. No, they can't wait for me to bring it. Because guess who always closes? Me. No matter where I am, I'm always the closer. Always the closer. Yeah. The linchpin of every deal. Henry Zebrowski, man. You got to get him in there. Ooh, he's wheeling. Ooh, he's dealing. And I am scared of whatever cards he's got in his hand. I'm a real Kevin Spacey from The Negotiator.

Ooh, hopefully not from anything else. He seems real sad, and I feel like that should be enough. Yeah, we should let him back, huh? He seems really sad. He does seem upset about what he's done to all those boys. I feel like he sold his, I didn't know he had a mansion in Baltimore. I didn't know there were mansions in Baltimore. Yeah, I think he lived with the mayor. Good for him. Oh, he was consensual. No, he just lived in the walls. Yes.

Is this the cancel culture you were talking about? Oh my god, Spacey's at the event. Ah, hello, it's I, Kevin Spacey. That is not. I don't know if you know who Kevin Spacey is, but that is not Kevin Spacey whatsoever. Do you happen to have a young intern I can meet? Hmm.

No, never leave your insurance here, Evan. Little kisses upon the entrance from my Kevin. Especially when he's doing this. Reginald Spacey. Especially when he's hiding in the vents. Sir Kenneth. You can't. Reginald. Kevin.

You just gotta roll him out into the kiddie pool and hope he can't find his way back in. This is gonna be a really good show, so come and watch the rest of the episodes. It's a good podcast. It's on YouTubes, wherever you fucking podcasts can be found. Or you can just listen to it, but I think that's sad to just listen to it. It's better to watch it. I mean, I'm just gonna come out and fucking say it. It's better to watch it. Because, look at us. You don't want to miss this. People who are just hearing this can't know how much, just, the visual aspect. You can't

Holy fucking shit. Well. You have no idea. There are plants in this studio. There are plants in here. There are plants in here. And I can feel the oxygen. Like, do you feel like hot? I'm so hot. You know the plants are plastic.

It's a bit of a, but that's what's nice is the placebo effect still works even with oxygen. Which I didn't know. I'm sucking it all up then. Don't you wish it were real now? Yeah, we're all going to die. See you two closing in.

Very subtle. Jackie, say goodbye to the audience. Bye, audience. Well, you're not live, but I can feel you inside of my brain. Yes, and we will see you very, very soon. That actually did make me a little lightheaded. Yep. Kind of fun. I actually, yeah. What a cheap way to get high, man.

That's fucking, that's all you got to do, man, is just fucking kind of fucking choke yourself. Give me that pepper pudding. All right, here we go. Guys, thank you so much for being a part of the Good Pudkist. I could do one more bite. You know, I could do one more bite. Yeah, I guess we can. We'll do one more bite before we go. Make sure you could email us at thegoodpudpod at gmail.com. Oh, my God.

Are you ready for your blood to get checked? All right, I'm going to do one more bite. Do you feel it getting thicker? Because Rob is right. Just again, all that's in me is coffee. Oh, God, I'm just so bad for this. I'm so bad for this day. Doctor, please don't cut out my heart. Doctor, please don't tell me I'm dead. I keep saying I'm fine with it, but you know what it is? The hard part is about the beginning struggle.

To find the flavors. It's the beginning struggle that is a bit difficult. Yeah. See, I had Gert this morning. You know what it is? It like, it hits the back. Mm-hmm. And then it's like Niagara Falls, Frankie Angel. It just scoops right down the back of your throat. It does scoop. And glides right down. I'm really upset. And guess what? So is my doctor. But hey, I'm not.

You can't please everybody. That's what Abraham Lincoln said. You can't please everybody all the time. You also, Abraham Lincoln said, you know what else Abraham Lincoln said? This place sucks. Should have wore a bigger hat. Where's my helmet? If he had a Mimi hat. Oh my God. He could have lived inside of it instead of the White House. Actually, apparently they said that if he had modern medical attention, he probably would have lived. Think about that. But he would have been, but he would have been like,

Not hula hooping. You know what I'm saying? He would have been a little bit different. A little bit different. All right, go check out Good Pud Pod. Good Pud Gist. Email us, goodpudpod at gmail. Yeah, this is a threat. We are coming back to you. We're coming back. All right. See you in hell. Get out of my studio, Jackie. You can't be in here anymore. I'm so happy to leave. Your ovaries. I hear your ovaries squeaking. Kiss it one more time. Joy.

It's like you're kissing Ed. Tell Eddie. That's like you're kissing him. Is that what you want? Yeah. You do want to kiss. Tell my husband. Yeah, you do want to kiss Eddie? You want to cheat on your husband with my fucking best friend and work partner? You want to fucking destroy everything? No. You fucking person? No. Is that what you want to do? No. You want to destroy our lives from the inside out by kissing fucking Ed? We have to end it. Goodbye. Banana pudding. Banana pudding. Banana pudding. Banana pudding.

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