#495 - Turning A Husband Into Flowers - Lopez Island, Washington
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Let's do this. I don't care where you are. Where are you right now? Yeah. Where are you right now? Are you at the deli counter at the supermarket putting chicken strips in one of those weird paper bag things for people? Yeah. What is a bag? Slam it down on the ground. You look them dead in the eye and you shout, Shut up. Give back.

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like way, not even in the mainland of Washington state on an Island near Canada. Yeah. Oh, North there. Northwestern Washington in the water between Washington and Canada. Uh,

It's a fascinating little area. It is. It's a different country. Totally. Yeah. It seems this area, too, these islands, these are the San Juan Islands. These people are not playing. It's a different lifestyle completely. They've made it. They're all boat people. You know what I mean? Or watercraft aircraft people.

Yes. Oh, yeah. Yeah. They're the type of people who have pilot's licenses that live on this island. The boat flies. It's wild. It's fucking crazy. So we'll talk about that. This is Lopez Island, Washington. It's three hours to Seattle, and that's...

can drive it, but your car has to go. What the fuck? Seattle's on the ocean, you guys. Your car has to go on a ferry. Yeah. And the ferry takes 45 minutes to get to the mainland. Wow. And then it's another two hours after that. Jesus. It's up there. It's seven and a half hours to Deer Park, Washington, which is our last episode, episode 450 that was in Washington. You Are Not the Father was that episode, and that was a fun one. I remember that. San Juan County, because this is the San Juan Islands, and the motto of San

This particular island of Lopez Island is, quote, the jewel of the San Juan Islands.

Okay. So it's considered, I mean... Cold Cuba. It's beautiful. Yeah. San Juan kept throwing me off. I'm like, Puerto Rico? What are we talking about? And it's, no, you couldn't get farther away from Puerto Rico. Yeah. It's the exact... Entirely different climate, entirely different culture, people. It's, oh, so different. Well, an island in the extreme southeast and an island in the extreme northwest. It's just...

It's all there. A little bit of history. We got a lot of show and story, so we'll go through this pretty quick. The archaeological evidence suggests that this island had people hunting and gathering about 8,000 years ago here. Holy shit. Somebody else knew it was amazing. It's a beautiful place. There's water. If you live here, fishing is abundant. Sure, sure. This is a place you can live. You know what I mean? Yeah. The climate isn't bad either.

During the Wilkes expedition, this island was actually given the name Chauncey Island after an American naval commander named Isaac Chauncey. But when the British reorganized the official naval shit in 1847, they removed many of the names from this expedition. Basically, they started naming it other shit.

So they named it Lopez for Gonzalo Lopez de Haro, the Spanish naval officer who was the first European to sail to the Usanuan Islands. Wow. They're like, don't do an American from that continent. Just whoever was the first European, we'll name him after that. How the hell did that person get there? Did they go around the horn? Yeah, they went around everything. Before Lewis and Clark did their expedition, there was a lot of Europeans in the Northwest, but they didn't.

But they had to go all the way the fuck around. That's how they got there. Wow. That's a long ride. That's a long ride, man. This is before the Panama Canal or any of that shit. You had to go around South America. Did they go around South America or around Africa? Around South America. They went to get there. Oh, my. They had to go all the way around. It was a long trip. That's why it was so important to try to find a route to the ocean through the land. Because it would take a lot shorter of a time. Reviews of this town. Here is Five Stars. Five Stars.

I've been to Lopez Island twice now and thoroughly enjoyed it both times. Yeah. Yeah. The island lifestyle is so laid back. No one's in a hurry. Everyone is friendly. It's on an island. You'll get there eventually. Yeah, right. You know, there's so much natural beauty. I drove past the senior center and they do tennis on Saturdays. Oh, room for two more? Sign us up. Can we? Yeah.

Because we'll school some seniors in tennis, man. What does that lifestyle cost? Holy shit. Me and you doubles against old people. I think we're going to fucking crush, dude. Let's go, Ethel. Come on. Let's go. Come on. What are we doing here? Let's go. Old people with their drop foot. Yeah. Come on. Yeah. Clutch your chest now because you lost. Yeah. Make excuses. Okay. Yeah. Lie on the ground and be motionless. Oh, shit. There's a group I can outrun. Yeah.

Oh, shit. Can we get an ambulance for Fred? I think Fred's dead now. They'll be very impressed with my physical prowess. Oh, my God. They'll be like, how old are you? Just go, I'm 69. Holy shit. You look great. He said, I can picture myself retired on Lopez Island playing tennis and hiking some of the trails that offer spectacular views.

I can see myself living the best life ever. Yeah, I could see myself living on an island playing tennis. Yeah, sure. I bet you could. Who the fuck can't, you idiot? Yeah, you jackass. Four stars. I'm currently at Lopez Island, and it's great. I would give it five stars, but when me and my sister went swimming, we got stung by jellyfish, and my sister thinks it's something called stinging kelp, and the wait for the ferry... That's how they spell it, not ferry. Yeah.

Gotta wait on him. You gotta wait on him. He's coming. He comes, hi! And he takes you, whisks you off to the hospital now. It's the weirdest thing ever. It was long and boring as well as the ferry ride, but all the locals were nice and waved and smiled and overall it was a nice small community. I've enjoyed my stay so far. So the only thing that's wrong is you went in the ocean and there was ocean shit in there that you didn't care for. Right.

That's the whole reason I'm not going in the fucking ocean. No, so you penalized the review. Right. Two stars. I was expecting something special, but reality was another matter. Oh, boy. This isn't special for you, a beautiful, majestic island? It was rather disappointing, to be totally honest. Overall, I found the shop owners to be snooty, and everything was overpriced except for the Lopez Village Market.

You're on a fucking island. Yeah. It costs money to get that shit there. To get to Seattle, I got to put my car on a fucking ferry. So, as they say locally. On his back. Yeah. I got to get on a ferry with my fucking car to go pick shit up. It's going to be expensive. Sorry. I got to take a ferry ride. I got to take a ferry ride. But that's in the, you fly in a ferry ride. So that's better. They sprinkle pixie dust also, which helps. Yeah. Ferry dust.

Yep. The farms at Al were nice, but honestly, I could get the same thing in Mount Vernon, La Conner, Enumclaw. Well, no one's ever heard of those places, so that's why. And Ocean Shores kicks booty compared to Lopez Island.

At least at Ocean Shores, the gorgeous sandy beach is right at your tiptoes, literally, and they have great food and endless shops to visit. The only difference is that Lopez Island is an island. Well, yeah, that's a big difference. Huge difference you just mentioned right there.

Landlocked, attached to other towns, or is it all on its own? Oh, God. That's the only difference. Oops, and also way overpriced. Because it's a fucking island, and the other one you can drive to the store. Holy shit. You get a lot of shit in Omaha. Somehow in Honolulu, it's more expensive. Yeah, it's a little pricier. That's why they like spam down there, because you need less room to grow it.

I know you don't grow it, but still. Finally, the two-hour wait for the ferry and the 45-minute ride was way too much time sitting on one's booty. That's two mentions of the word booty in one review. Yeah.

I'm sorry. That's ridiculous. Unless you're a rapper from 1991, I don't want to hear you say booty more than once in a paragraph. Practically six hours total when including round trip. Not worth it. Will not be back. Okay. Seems like you don't have the mindset for the lifestyle here. Right. Or the wallet. Or the wallet. So, yeah, stay where you can. That's all. People in this town, 2,588 people here.

So still very small, not a lot of people at all. And that's actually, it's gone up because.

Really? It was less, yeah. More female than males because the crowd is older and women live longer. So that's the reason there. The median age here, 59.7. Yeah. Of wealthy motherfuckers. There's no way they're not. No. Tennis playing bastards, these people. Family here, it's about almost 60% married, very low divorce rate. Only 9% of the people are single with children. Wow. Because they're old.

So, yeah, you know, yeah, that's it. Race of this town, 89 percent white, 1 percent black, 1.1 percent Asian, 5.4 percent Hispanic. And 31 percent of the people here are religious. Highest religion, Catholic.

Actually, yeah, it's actually Catholic, which is, as we all know, Catholics are the Baptists of the extreme Northwest of the Pacific Northwest. Median household income here is sixty seven thousand nine hundred thirty eight dollars a year, which is really normal. Yeah, because a lot of these people aren't they don't work. They're retired.

Oh, and they're retired making great retiree money. Yeah. So it's a different scale when you look at it because the cost of living, if 100 is average, here it is 135.

Oh, yeah, that's expensive. Housing is the big one here. Median home cost here. There's limited space. You know what I mean? Yeah, it's an island. $795,700. That's the median home cost. Yeah, for anything affordable, there's a million-dollar home. That's incredible. Wow. That's wild. And it makes sense because it takes – think about what it takes to build a house there.

Yeah, you've got to reinforce the ground. There's a water table that's right goddamn there. Not only that, just to bring the materials over there. Right. It's so much more expensive. Eye beams and shit. Yeah, you have to float them over there on a ferry. It's hard. It's hard going. You've got to get him to carry them. Yeah, he doesn't want to. So if we've convinced you, you have the wallet and you have the mindset and you're ready, we have for you the Lopez Island, Washington Real Estate Report. Real Estate Report

Okay, average two-bedroom rental here is over double the national average. $2,500? $2,560. Wow. Yep. Here is a three-bedroom, two-bath, 1,272-square-foot house, so not a giant house. It's a manufactured home, obviously. It was trucked here or floated over here. Looks like shit on the outside. It needs a paint job, something fierce. It looks like it's abandoned, but then inside...

Really? Jesus. Jesus.

That's very specific. Just say half an acre. I've never seen acreage broken down to the fourth decimal. Have you? To the fucking footage? Fourth spot over. That's wild, man. That's an island. Yeah. Holy shit. That's $469,000 for that. It's pricey, but you're on an island. My God. Yeah. Yeah.

Here's a two-bedroom, two-bath, 2,164 square feet on .74 acres. They didn't go all the way to the fourth decimal. I don't know. It's nice. It's a lot of wood, but it looks kind of like a bed and breakfast, this place, I would say. Like a small bed and breakfast. It's right on the water. Yeah. Yeah.

Fucking beautiful. The views are amazing. It's on the water. $1,250,000. Yeah, it's a million and a quarter. You're getting almost an acre of land, too, on an island. On an island, on the water. So privacy. Here's a five-bedroom, eight-bath T-Ball for each and every b-hole and some neighbors. 4,404 square foot. Shit. On 24 and a half acres.

Is this $10 million? This looks like where people in romantic comedies go to get married. It's fucking ridiculous. It's like Fantasy Island silly. And there's all beautiful stuff that they've built for outdoor stuff. Really? In the woods, it's gorgeous. $6,750,000 for it.

Which is less than I thought it was going to be. I mean, it may as well be $10. If it's $6, it's $10. If it's $6, it might as well be $50. Who cares? It's $6 million. That's crazy. That's crazy. That's a lot. So things to do here. Okay. We have the Lopez Island Home Tours.

Okay. A lot going on here is what I'm telling you. You go around and look at people's houses? Yep. More than 100 homeowners have opened their homes for the Lopez Island tour. Oh. They want you to. Yeah, you go in, you walk down streets, and you just walk in and look around in their houses and pocket their prescription pills out of their medicine cabinet and leave, I think. Grab a chain right here. Grandpa's got some oxys. Here we go. Fucking pocket those bad boys.

So one person here that opened their home said, we said yes right away. This is just one day of our lives with the important fundraiser for the community center. This is what this does. And yeah, so that's what they do. How much do they raise? You know what I mean? Like if every home just donates 20 bucks and says, don't come in my house. Yeah, get the fuck away. I would definitely donate more for you to stay out of my fucking house. That would be great.

Bet you raised more money for that fucking community center. Yeah, just put a sign on my lawn that said, gave $1,000 and move on.

Stay out. Yeah. So apparently there's just some of the houses are cool. There's one house. Asha Lila is the name of the person who owns it on Shark Reef Road was built entirely from timbers that they cut down on the five acre of land place. So this is no like outside stuff. It's all local wood and shit. So that's they had five acres of woods. They cut down the woods and built a house out of the wood out of the woods. Yeah.

That's kind of cool, right? I mean, at least that's like pioneering. That's like old school. It's an old house. As long as it's not just wood. As long as you throw up some drywall out of those studs. I hope there's some stucco maybe, some concrete in the foundation, I would say. Things like that. A little bit of mud. A little bit of mud on these walls. Something. Yeah, slap it up there. There's that, and then there's the Up Up Crane Circus.

That's what it's called. Up, up, up. I'm sorry. Three ups. Oh, so what is that? Crane rides? The Up, Up, Up Traveling Circus Ensemble tours the Salish Sea for its fourth annual tour. The crane circus, the crane truck circus will perform a one-hour, all-ages outdoor circus show at the Lopez Community Center. This is what we're raising money for with these houses. Yeah. On Lopez Island with a crane truck for shenanigans. Yes.

What kind of shenanigans? And a baby grand piano for live music. The show features aerialists, musicians, acrobats, clowns, and illusionists. This is a food truck circus, basically. Oh. They show up. Some trapeze up there. Yeah. They do like a pop-up in the parking lot for an hour and they take off. Walk in taco and watch some people flip around. No tent. Tentless circus. Yeah.

Crime rate in this town, what we're interested in here, property crime is about a quarter underneath the national average. So about 25% under. A little low, yeah. Violent crime, murder, rape, robbery, and of course assault. The Mount Rushmore of crime is more than 50% under the average. Very safe. It's a very safe place. I mean, you're not going to get away. Nobody's blowing through town. It's a fucking island. It's a 45-minute...

A flight on a ferry's back. You got to want to be there. So that said, let's talk about some murder here. And you're like, well, it's a little early. Yes, it is, because this is a lot of murder and it's a lot of crazy.

Let's talk about a man first, okay? And this is a man, man. This is a dude. This guy would call us total pussies in two seconds. How do you mean? Well, his name is Rolf Neslund. N-E-S-L-U-N-D. Rolf with an O. Mm-hmm.

So he's born. We don't know when he's born. He's a man of mystery. Oh, yeah. We think he's either born. And when I give you this date, you're going to shit your pants. This didn't happen in like the 20s. Don't worry. It's a modern tale. But I have to tell you about this guy. July 7th, 1897, he's born, Ralph. Or July 7th, 1900. Either one. It doesn't matter. We don't know.

It's a very old man. It's a very old. We're going to go with 1897 for now. He's from Kongsberg, Kongsberg commune in Busker, Busker, rude, filk, Norway. Yeah. Yeah. That's a lot of shit. He's from a commune or is that, is it the town called commune? It might mean that might mean town in Norwegian too. I don't know. Cause the commune is K a K O M M U N E is how they spell it.

So I don't know if that's like a root word for how they came up with commune for a commune. We have no idea. And Buskerud Filki is the other place, Norway. It's a seaport where he's from, Kongsberg. Or Kongsberg, I'm not sure. His grandfather was a prominent, like a boat captain and owner of sailing ships.

Okay. So, but he didn't have much money coming up. His grandfather was like out on the seas. This is. Yeah, that's fascinating. The captain can either be like a super rich guy or a fucking, you know what I mean? It's rarely in between. Yeah. Who needs a job so he has a place to live for a while. Right. He needs to stay on this boat. Yeah. So he was four years old when his father was a barber.

So he was four years old when his father put him to work, which he was the latherer for shaving. He would lather people's faces for the shaving. That was his job at four. He had to stand on a wooden box to do it and get up there. So he soon decided as a child that I don't want to do this forever. This sucks. My grandfather was a barber. It is terrible.

Fucking 12 hours a day on your feet, six days a week. Brutal. Yeah, but rubbing a whiskery old man is no fun either. That's no fun, especially back then. They all smelled. Every one of these guys stunk, I'm sure. Just rubbing shit on their fucking neck. Probably stabbing his little fingers with their fucking pointy bristles. Yeah.

That man is as may as well just be a pumice stone. He's exfoliating the shit out of that child. Oh, my God. So exfoliate this child, please. In 1909, when he's 12 years old or nine, we're not sure. I think it's 12.

He decided at 12, I don't want to do this anymore. I don't want to be here. I don't want to, you know, barber. I don't want to do any of this. I'm going to run away from home.

So he left at 9 to 12, somewhere in there. Now, this isn't I'm going to run away to the next town. I have an aunt. I'm going to go stay at her house and ask her to not tell my mom where I am. He got on a Scandinavian-American steamline ship and went to New York. Wow. At 12. That's a trip around the block, isn't it? That's some shit. That's some walls right there. Yeah.

I was a kid. I'm going to go around the block. Yeah, I'll be back. That's a long ride. That's a long fucking block right there. So he stowed away aboard a Danish passenger ship to the United States, a steamer. And he had to avoid the workers on the ship. How do you do that? Because he's a stowaway. He said, quote, I slept in the toilets and ate with the passengers.

And just pretend to go up and eat. Yeah. Yeah. He said they made it ashore in Hoboken without being discovered as a stowaway. So all the way across the ocean. You know, that's over like a week across the ocean. He's he's there. He tried to hop a ferry across the Hudson River to New York. Yeah. And that's where he got fucked with. He tried to skip the fair on it.

And if it's anything like the subway now, they really take that shit seriously. So he had no money, not American money anyway. And the ferry cost three cents and he didn't have three cents. Oh, no. So a Norwegian man recognized him and said, I know that guy. I know that they're from the same town. He used to get his hair cut by his father.

Imagine that. Imagine the coincidence. He said, it's a Norwegian boy. He just lathered me a week ago. This is crazy. I exfoliated his palms with my neck. Look at his palms. They're going to be like red and scrappy. But they're still red. It's been three weeks. That's crazy. So he didn't have fairy fare. And there he goes. So he is incarcerated for seven days at a holding pen for immigrants.

Uh-huh. Okay, because now he's an illegal... Yeah, just picture little Vito Corleone in The Godfather 2 staring out the window at the Statue of Liberty singing. Emigrating illegally. Wow. Yep. So he's locked up. Then he was deported on the same ship going back to Norway. Oh.

When the ship left, they just stuck him back on it and gave him another free ride. Yep. He was trying to get to his aunts. He had an aunt on Long Island and he planned to sign on to a ship sailing from New York to anywhere and lie about his age. That was his plan when he got there. But the aunt ended up...

ended up visiting him while he was there before he took off. But I guess at the time she wasn't married and they wouldn't release him to an unmarried person or some shit. They had to be like a married couple. It was weird. It was 1909. Women couldn't vote yet for Christ's sake. It was a different time.

Anybody who's taking on the responsibility of taking care of this child, fucking have at it. You want a stowaway Norwegian boy? Like, sure, here you go. You're related to him. Great. Yeah. I imagine there was sex trafficking back then, too, but not near as prevalent as it is today, I'm sure. Well, I'm sure it wasn't as big of a... Then they would actually sell you a child. Now it's like a lot of, I'm sure, fucking online... They rent you a child. Yeah, an online shitter. I don't know what the fuck they're doing, but it's got to be weird. It's...

But I mean, as a government entity, you don't want to be just pushing kids onto people. No, no, no. Yeah. Take it home with you. Now it's the government's fault for giving and sending them home with that person. What the fuck was that movie with Diane Keaton in the 80s where somebody like a cousin she hadn't seen in 30 years willed her a baby?

What? They died. And she gets a call from a lawyer saying she inherited something. So she shows up at the airport to pick it up. And she's like, signs. What did I get? Signs the paper. And they're like this. And they hand her a baby.

And now she's got a baby. And she literally says, I can't have a baby. I have a 1230 lunch meeting. I'm a business. Well, it's so fucking ridiculous. So that's very late 80s, early 90s, very late 80s. Yeah. So Ralph or Rolf here, he had to go home to Norway. He said, quote, when he got home, quote, my mom gave me a good beating. I bet she did. I bet she did. So he turned into a little Italian boy somehow. My mom gave me a good beating when I got home.

I deserved it. I deserved it. She kicked my ass. He turned into a 30s Brooklyn kid. He said, but they were kind of glad to see me, I think. I would hope so that they were glad to see. I can't believe you made it across the world. Twice. Back and forth.

So they figured that now that he got that out of his system, he'd be better. But instead, a year later, he ran away again. Did it again. Hopped on another steamer down for New York. This time, he got across from Hoboken and across the Hudson on the ferry. Oh. So he managed to then get – well, he didn't have any money, but he hitched a ride with a guy who had a car who was driving that on the ferry. So the guy let him sit in his car. Yeah.

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That's how he got there. He said, yeah, I worked on this ship. And that's what he told everybody. He found his way to the aunt's house as well. He found his aunt. He said, I was the cause of her getting married. The aunt married her fiance earlier than planned so Rolf could stay with them. How about that? And so they did it. So after a few months, he ends up running away from his aunt's home.

And ships out as a mess boy aboard the British freighter that was bound for France. He wants to work on ships. He liked the ship thing. So, yeah, the ship was the Ganges. And it sailed off on Christmas Eve. And on Christmas Day, they got a huge snowstorm. So he got...

He got some experience pretty quickly here. He said that he never forgot that day because of the steamer's chief engineer. He said that green water shipped through a hatch that Rolf was wrongfully blamed for leaving open.

Green water? What is that water? Ocean water, I guess. I don't know. It says green water. Maybe it's sewage. Maybe that's possible. Though that would be brown water, I would think, right? They call it black water on like an RV. Yeah, that's what I mean. The gray water is the toothpaste and sink water. Green is probably good water.

You think maybe or maybe I don't know. But the water just rolled through the engineers mess just as the chief emerged from his cabin, which had been flooded. Yeah. So Ralph said the chief had the sharpest pointed shoes I've ever seen and they reached me no matter where I was. He was a mean, mean man.

He's kicking him? Kicking him right in the ass. It's like 1911. Yeah. You could fucking drown this kid if he fucks up. It's probably legal. You know what I mean? And nobody even knows where he is. Right, right. He's just some 14-year-old. So, yeah, seven years later, he's going to enter World War I here. Really? Yeah. One of the assignments he had was aboard a British freighter bound from Baltimore to Europe. He said, we were 10 days at sea on salt, meat, and beans. Wow.

Salt meat? Like one word? Salt meat. It's salted meat so it won't go bad. Like canned ham or some shit? Yeah, yeah. Shipped ham. They used to just salt beef before refrigeration. They'd salt the meat and salting would keep it. Like cod, like salted cod. They did that too also. He said, we never even had potatoes.

Really? So, yeah, he was old enough to convince immigration officers that when he got to America, by the way, he told them that, no, no, I can work and I'm older. He faked his age and said that, you know, I don't need to be dependent on anybody. I'm older. I'll be fine. So interesting. Another job he had in New York for a while, I guess, in between ships was.

He was so young, but nobody wanted to do this job. He was hired as a painter to work on the beams of the buildings being built on 42nd Street and Madison Avenue in New York City. Holy. So building the big buildings, and he's the guy up there. Painting the beam before they clad it with whatever they clad it with. Walking on beams hundreds of feet above the ground. Oh, shit. And back then, there was no safety equipment. You just walked on the beam. And if you fell, they fucking found somebody else. That was it. Right. Done. Done.

So everybody up there, too, these were all Italian immigrants that were working. So it was him and a million Italian immigrants and the Norwegian kid. So he must have felt out of place, not only in a million different ways. So then he gets on these ships for the Lukenbach line. Yeah, yeah. And he boarded a ship called the Harry Lukenbach. And it was the New York-based Lukenbach line that he ends up being a captain for later on, as we'll get to. Yeah.

One night here, after a couple of voyages on the Harry Lukenbach, which was the flagship here, he was a quartermaster by now. And I guess shortly after midnight, a French freighter ahead in an eight-ship convoy was torpedoed.

So Rolf said she was a fire from fore to aft. He said she lit up everything. A whole goddamn boat. A fire in the night at sea is the brightest thing in the world because it's so fucking dark out there. It's so bright. So a few minutes later, the ship sank off the coast there. So he was like, oh shit, what happens now? Because this is World War I times. And he said she was gone in eight to ten minutes.

Which is crazy. She went down by the head. So like the Titanic, but then the Titanic broke. He said he remembers the stern lifting into the air before the ship dove to the bottom. That's how they do it. That's what it goes. Right down like a missile. And eight people died on the ship. Went down with the ship. Eight people died. He's seen so many people die, right? Eight people. Yeah. He said he almost died too. He said he owed his life to the second mate on the ship. Oh.

Oh. Rolf was abandoning the bridge when he nearly fell into a coal bunker hatch dislodged by the torpedo strike. That would have been everything. That's it. He would have fell 30 feet, he said. He said, the second mate grabbed me by the nape of the neck and saved him from falling 30 feet down and then drowning. Like a cat.

Yeah. So even if he fell down, he would have had no chance of climbing up before it went down. He would have just drowned. That would have been that. So survivors were picked up by a yacht that was serving as a convoy escort. So, yep, he just hops right back on the next ship. Doesn't care. Oh, my God. Dude's got balls, man. I'm telling you.

So following World War I, he became a second mate. Because he was a quartermaster, he never had to serve as a third mate. He went right to second mate. By 38 years old, he's going to be master.

Yeah.

progressing up the ship ladder here. And in 1926 was his first command. He became master of the Robin Goodfellow ship,

And the captain's a hard job to be the master here. You're in charge of everything about this boat. You're in charge of everything. You have to know everybody's job. Yep. What they're doing. Make sure they're doing it well. You have to know anything that goes wrong by any of these people. Fuck up. Yeah. It's your fault. And you got to go down with the ship. That's a lot. It really is. Some asshole. Yeah.

Could open a hatch and we'd take it on water and it's my fault. I gotta die now. Yeah. I gotta fucking die now. I gotta die. Great. This is fucked up, man. Yeah. So this is when he first started going into Puget Sound as well and found this area. Okay.

Really? Yeah, and he's a sea captain, so he's got a certain... There's a certain ruggedness to him. You know, it's almost like being a cowboy in the 1800s. Like, he's a sea captain. It's the yellow slicker, James. He comes in with his...

He comes in with his frozen fish patties, and he's like, I brought these for you. People are like, oh, look at that. Breaded mutt. Just how I like it. Yeah. It's either that guy, Captain Hook, or Captain Ron. Those are the three. Captain Ron's my favorite of the three, obviously. Those are your three captains. That's all the captains right there. So he likes women, obviously. He's into women. He likes doing that. But he's not married yet.

even in his 30s. Back then, guys got married early. He's in his 30s. He's not married yet. That's a question. He's been with a lot of women, though, and he's always, any port he goes into, he finds the place to go. He likes them. He leaves that port dripping. Yep. He will marry a woman in 1934. Her name is, I'm going to spell it, A-L-F-H-I-L-D.

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But she's from Norway also, hence the weird name. And that's where he met. Every once in a while he stops in Norway. He feels the most at home there and he likes it there. And she's a native, so it's pretty cool. Now in 1935, he meets her. She's got a younger sister, much younger sister named Eleanor. E-L-L-I-N-O-R, Eleanor. Yeah. She was only 11 at the time they met.

And he was 35, so they met there. We'll find, that'll come into play later, don't worry. Oh boy. Ralph, obviously old enough to be her dad, but he's going out with her older sister who's, you know, less than 10 years younger than him. So, he's on a ship called the Andrea Lukenbach during World War II.

Yeah. March 10th, 1943. He he is the master of the company flagship Andrea Lukenbach loaded with 14 tons of army cargo for the North African invasion. They're going to go. He's going to they got he's got to bring this over here so these people can go fight Rommel like no shit. Like that's what we're talking about here.

So this was that Andrea was near the tail end of 115 ship convoy that was crossing from Atlantic or from New York to Liverpool and then was going to go down. He called it. Rolf said, quote, We were at Suicide Corner, which is not the place you want to hang out, really. Yeah. Either the front or the back. Those are bad places because that's I mean, it's right by Murder Alley. You don't want to you want to avoid that place. Yeah.

But they're coming if they come from the back with like, yeah, gun gun planes, you're getting hit first. Well, I guess it's where they were, too, is where the Germans had a real line in the ocean to where they could come and get you. So he said we were carrying six thousand tons of ammunition. We're a bomb. Ships with ammunition were put in the last section and the Germans knew that.

So that's what they went after. The German subs picked off three ships at the end of the convoy. The third one was the Andrea, the one he's on. So it took two torpedo hits near the stern. This is getting attacked by a U-boat.

How many people have we talked about that survived a U-boat attack? Right. He's been torpedoed by the Germans twice. Yeah. 30 years apart. That's fucking crazy. And he took it in the stern where the goddamn, where everything's at. That's the motor. That's everything. So that's where most of the ammo was stowed, unfortunately. And that, the hold for sure. He said the whole aft end went. The end blew right off. The plates on the side went through the air.

He said, and landed on a British escort steamer nearby. Oh, boy. So this thing was gone in eight minutes. It was sunk. To the bottom of the ocean. 21 crewmen died on the ship. Oh, no. 63 survived.

So about a quarter survived. But they're ruined. They're fucked, yeah. Those are ruined men. And they're going to get right back on another ship. That's the crazy part. I wouldn't even take a bath after that. No, fucking done. I don't want any water. Showers only. I don't swim. Do you swim? Not if I can help it. Not unless you hit me with a German torpedo. I don't. Now they can stay on this motherfucker. Not at all. He said, Ralph said, when I dove off the main deck, the rail was only four feet off the water.

What the shit? The fucking deck was four feet from the water, which on a big ship that they're, you know. It was 30 feet in the air. Yeah, it's 40 feet in the air. He had to swim through fuel oil several inches thick to reach a lifeboat. Oh, God. It's thick on top with oil. So they had to wash him off with Dawn, like a fucking bird in a commercial. Like a seabird.

So he said he remembered seeing the bow of the ship disappearing into the sea and shimmering shortly after sunset. Oh, he said it took a lot of heart out of me. I'll bet. Yeah. He said a ship is like a human being. You can get awfully mad at her, especially when you're docking. But you have a lot of feeling for her.

That's what the Mormons always say. You can get mad at her, especially when you're docking. And then... Which you still have a lot of feeling for, you know what I mean? So... That is... Wow, that is a... You get mad at the ship when you're docking, but...

When she goes down, because she took a fucking torpedo. A torpedo. Your heart's broken. It was sunk by U-221. That was the U-boat that sunk it. They even know which one sunk it. Yep, that's fucking wild. Five minutes after, immediately after a lookout spotted the periscope, they spotted the U-boats, and five minutes later, they were firing the torpedoes. Wow.

Which is fucking wild. The second torpedo hit just forward of the first and the majority of the nine officers, 46 men, 28 armed guards here had to abandon ship in the lifeboats. That was it. So others jumped overboard, swam to the boats like him. The that's wild, man. The armed guard officer gave his life jacket to a seaman who didn't have one, but the officer couldn't swim and then died.

Why did you give up your life? Before you give it up, go, can you swim? Yeah, okay, I'm going to hang on to this then. Because I can't. I'll just sink to the fucking bottom. I'd love to save you, man, but if I save you, I die. I'm totally going to die. I hope you can chance it. Maybe both of us will. So in just over an hour, the British fleet oiler Orange Leaf rescued 17 armed guards, nine officers, 37 men, and put them in Scotland.

Anybody on the sea at that time is lucky to be alive. They weren't discerning from anything. They were just sinking everything. They were sinking. And the Germans specifically knew, though, in these convoys, they kept the ammo shit in the back. And that's what they wanted to destroy was the ammo because that's shooting at them. That's how you win. So that makes sense here. Yeah.

Yeah, I guess he was the captain of, I'm sorry, one of the guys on the ship, the second mate, I believe, like he broke his leg and shit like that. So a lot of them were like injured in this little melee here. But he was the captain and he was rescued. It was a 6,565 ton steamship. That is fucking wild, man. Is there any shame in that of like jumping overboard when you're?

It was torpedoed. Yeah. So it's not like. 21 men die, though. Yeah, they went down. He went. He stayed on the ship till it was in the water. That's what you have to do. You can't jump off early. You have to basically make sure you're the last guy on the ship. As soon as it's hit, be like, all right, guys, I'll see you around. Shit, jump. And he fucking takes off and jumps into the water. Save her if you want, but I'm leaving. Hope you guys can swim.

As he takes off, got down four feet. So at that point, you don't have to commit suicide. You can jump in after that. This boat doesn't need a captain. It's over. It had, for you longitude latitude dorks here, it was 51 degrees, 20 north, 29 south.

I don't even know how to read these. Never mind. Okay. I tried to do it. I don't even know. Are you latitude and latitude? No idea how that even works. I know the latitude of the east to west because it's like a ladder. Latitude, ladder. That's all I remember. That's from like fourth grade though. Longitude because it's long. It's long. That's from like fourth grade. Longitude, right. That's what I remember. So 1945. 1945.

He is one of the, Rolf's one of the first members of the Puget Sound Pilots Association. Oh, of like airplanes? No, no, no. Pilots meaning ship captains.

Oh, okay. They were called pilots, too, like the Seattle Pilots baseball team in 1969. They were the pilots. They were ship captains. They had, like, on their hat, they had the braids and all that shit. Had nothing to do with Boeing. Nothing to do with, no, not at all. So as a pilot, he helped captains guide their ships through the narrow straits of the Sound. So that's how it would work. He was, like, a help guy. So now his marriage to Margeith or whatever her name. We'll call her Margo. Right.

Margot and Rolf never had any children. First of all, he wasn't around enough to knock her up. He'd come into port for three days, and if she's not ovulating, it's not happening. So he – yeah, because he decided that he wanted to be on the open sea. He didn't want to be an independent pilot doing boat to boat. He wanted to be out there. So there was a lot going on out there. The submarines are still –

There's shit happening in the ocean that's dangerous here, but he didn't give a shit because he's been fucking on two sunken torpedoed ships. So if he survived that, he's really pretty. What are you going to do? Yeah, he's he's got a lot of friends, too. He sends out every year at Christmas. He sends out over 550 Christmas cards.

How do you know 550 people? It's amazing because I guess he makes friends all over the world. Yeah, but. Different crews he's had and stuff. You get their address. And then just to pay for the postage of all of that. Oh, God, yeah. All the cards. It's so much. That's a lot. He would do it all himself, too. He'd address them and all that and always send everybody birthday cards every year. Everybody liked him. Now, 1956 comes around.

Remember Eleanor, the little 11-year-old girl? She's not a little 11-year-old girl now. She's 32 now. Oh, now she's hot. Yeah, she's now a single mother of two young girls. Uh-oh. And she's ready to look for a husband, but Rolf's married to his sister, of course, or her sister. So obviously they're not going to get together. But she thought he was like a heroic, cool guy, even though he's 30 years older than her, 25 years older. Yeah.

Yeah, she thought he was like, she's always had a crush on him since she was 11, apparently. So his wife, Margo, becomes very ill all the time, chronically ill. So Rolf persuades Eleanor to move in with them in their home north of Seattle. Yeah. Okay. Margo needed someone to care for her and her own sister. Who better than her sister? Who better than her sister, who, by the way, is now a very pretty blonde woman. Right. Right.

So Ralph doesn't like the fact that not only he's out at sea, but then he comes home and his wife's sick and there's no sex sexual action going on here. So Jesus Christ, Ralph thinks Eleanor, Ralph thinks Eleanor is pretty hot. Tell you that much here. So they end up hooking up.

Yeah. Yeah. We don't think that Margo was aware of this in the beginning. Jerry, Jerry. Yeah. Well, it gets, well, don't, don't hold the Jerry's because it's about to get like, yeah, Jerry, Jerry, the chair is going to fly across the screen because not only did she, they not think she was, they were, she was aware of the affair. She became aware of it, aware of it because Eleanor got pregnant. Yep. Can't ignore that. Yeah.

Hold it back, Steve. She's not going out with guys. She's just hanging out around the house. Jesus Christ. There's one jizz source in this entire house, and it's this asshole. So when Margo figures this out, that they're having an affair, and they're continuing it right under her fucking nose, and her sister's knocked up, she's like, well, this isn't great. Not wonderful at all.

So they decide they're going to get a divorce, the Margot and Rolf. Oh, that poor thing. Now, everyone's also gossiping because he lives in this house. It's the 50s, and he lives in this house with these two sisters, and one of them's knocked up, and nobody in town's been going out with her. All right. Yeah. She and Rolf were married in Finland that year, Eleanor and Rolf. Yeah.

In 1958. And then she gave birth to their son, and they named it Rolf Jr., of course. If you're a crime and sports listener, you know that's just par for the course here. Not good. Two years later, she's pregnant with a second son named Eric. So they get that. Now he's 60 years old and the father of two babies.

And she had two before, so there's now four in the house, yes? Now four, yeah. Yeah. Exactly. I think hers are grown now is the thing. Okay. So they're out of the house or whatever. So Eleanor was temporarily living in Norway, and Ralph was working as ships, pilots from all these different ports and everything. So the problem is Eleanor doesn't know this, but Ralph did. She and Ralph aren't legally married.

Really? At the time of their Finnish wedding ceremony, they got married in Finland. Rolf's divorce from Margot wasn't final yet.

Oh, she didn't know that. She didn't know that. Apparently he did. Yeah. Um, then, so Rolf decides here, he's living in Vancouver and he sends for Eleanor and the kids. Come on guys. Come with me again. Ralph, uh, this is before Eric was born. So she was pregnant. So it's one kid and little Eric. So Rolf bought plane tickets to bring Eleanor pregnant as shit and the little boy to Vancouver. And, uh,

Everybody's very happy here. Now, they wanted to go to America, but they first went to Canada because it's easier to get into America that way. Sure, sure. So that's what they're doing. So Eleanor was pretty surprised when Ralph admitted that we're not really married, by the way.

Just to let you know, so you know that. But he said, now I'm divorced, though, so now we can get married legally because of divorce. So no worries. Let's do it again. We'll fix this. He said, I even got a Canadian marriage license for us. So we'll be totally fucking cool. Absolutely fine. Everything's going to be great. Problem is, while Eleanor was in Norway and he was here, he met somebody else in Seattle. Oh.

Somebody else named Nettie Ruth Myers. Okay. Ruth is what she goes by. She's born in 1920, so she's about four years older than Eleanor, but younger than him by a long shot, obviously. By a lot. She's from Beardstown, Illinois. Yeah. We've been talking about Finland and Norway and all these exotic things, and then we're like, Beardstown, Illinois. It's an hour outside of Springfield. Yeah.

Didn't even know it existed until just now. Neither did I. Beardstown. I'm surprised they don't have the biggest beard festival or some shit over here. I'm sure they do. They do. So her parents are the Reverend Asa Myers and Maude Myers. Okay. Because her name is Ruth Myers. Okay. So...

Never easy for her. Ruth came from a rough background. She came from a family of 10 children, which is always hard back then if you're not hugely wealthy. Right. Some of them were born in Ohio, some in Illinois. Her siblings, Mamie, Mary, Robert, Walter, Asa, Paula, Carl, Enoch, Paul, and then finally her. She's the youngest of the 10 children as well. Yeah.

Remember, by the way, Paul very much and Robert. You want to remember those two. Okay. Now, some of them remained in Ohio and places like that, Illinois, but some of them moved all over the country from L.A. to Biloxi, Mississippi, all over the place. There's 10 of them. One of the kids died in childhood, too. I don't know which one. Oh, Enoch. Enoch Bide. Enoch Bide.

He had the worst name, so they just fucking let him go. We can't afford to feed all 10 kids. Which one do we let go? And they're like, that poor Enoch has never got. He's not nothing going for him. Run over by a plow or something. Nothing's going to happen there. He died at one year old. Oh, God. Another brother disappeared. Oh, died. You mean just disappeared? Yeah.

And then some Carl Myers also just took off during World War One. OK. Ruth said he just left home and never came back. He just went missing.

OK. They sent his truck back and all of his trunk back and all of his possessions. That was 1919. We don't know whether he's dead. I think he's dead. He's dead. Yeah. He's missing during the war. Then you have all of his shit. Yeah. He'd probably want some of it back if he was alive. He might need it. She said that, by the way, in like 1981.

Leave that as trunk for 30 years. 60. It's been 62 years. We've been waiting. So we think he might be dead by, I think he's dead. If not, he's 80. So he's probably pushing it anyway.

Jesus Christ. Ruth and Paul were the youngest of the children. She's the youngest girl. He's the youngest boy. And that made them very close because they're in age. They hung out together a lot here. Ruth ended up moving to Louisiana to move in with a man named Morris Daniels.

When she was in her, she was about 15. She moved to Louisiana with him. She had her first child a year later, Morris Daniels Jr., of course. Right. And then she had another kid as well, another boy. She raised the boys at some point in here before she met him because that was like 1935. So by the time she met him, they were out of the house and gone. So she ends up going to Seattle and.

And they don't know, by the way, what she did with her kids. They don't know if she raised them or not, if she just gave them to the father. Nobody knows. Fascinating. But Ruth ends up meeting Rolf here. And the problem is, we'll talk about how they met, but when they met, there's a lot of rumors swirling around Ruth. Oh? Apparently, her mother died.

Right.

And Ruth learned that her mother had been hospitalized in her home state. So Ruth went to the hospital. Sure. And Ruth managed to convince the doctors that she could take better care of her mother at home. Problem is, she didn't. And her mother died very quickly once she was released into her care. Some of her sisters said that she deliberately fed their mother the very foods that the doctors had put on her forbidden list. Really? Yeah.

And it ended up killing her. And the woman died shortly after. So she may have murdered her with French fries. So it's not really didn't poison her or anything. Some shellfish. Yeah. Something like that. They said Ruth was the beneficiary of our mother's insurance. She collected her money. And when anyone said anything to her about it, how she gave about how she gave into mom's cravings for sugar and all. Ruth just said, well, she was going to die anyway. Oh, sorry.

She was an old sick lady. Yeah, a whole bunch of sugar. Just give her whatever she wants. Like we used to do with my grandmother when she was like 93. Yeah. She'd start drinking like whiskey at night. We're like, let her do it. Who cares? She's 93. At some point you got to live, man. She's dying like before our eyes. Let her drink what she wants. Let her live while she's dying. Yeah. So we didn't try to kill her. We just want her to be happy as she went out. Looking for a way to simplify your family's back to school journey?

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Her mother's insurance wasn't a huge amount of money, but Ruth is good at investing money as well. She's

Does better financially than most of her siblings to begin with. She's very good at investing in things. She paid $5,000 for a little house in Everett, Washington. And yeah, a new house was cheap back then. You get a new house for $10,000 in Washington, they said. And Everett was out there for a ways from Seattle. Now it's part of it. Yeah, now it's suburbs. So after she met Rolf, she sold this bungalow for a profit. She also owned a vacant lot.

as well and all that sort of thing. So there's good investments here because Washington real estate will spike huge in the next 15 years. So, yeah, everybody calls her Ruth. Like I said, she's got a very strong personality, everybody said. I'm going to give you some quotes from Ann Rule here. Yeah.

You don't know who Ann Rule is. She's written like a thousand true crime books. Her claim to fame is she's the lady who sat next to Ted Bundy at the suicide prevention hotline and got her start writing about Ted Bundy because she knew him. She had a QB next to him. That's how it works there. They ate Taco Bell together a couple of times for lunch.

So she said that, quote, Ruth had a very strong personality and a native cunning that made her much more talented in getting what she wanted than Eleanor was. And what Ruth wanted was Rolf. Oh. Yes. Then she goes on to say, Ruth could probably have made a fortune teaching a course on how to enchant a man. Nettie Ruth Myers was not a great beauty, but she had a pleasantly curving figure and she was a lot of fun. She had a full face with a sharp chin.

It's a sharp chin and a somewhat bulbous nose. And her tightly permed hair, and she wore glasses with lenses so wide that her eyes sometimes looked like an owlish cast. She's not sounding that hot, the way she describes it. No, she's describing the mom from The Help. Yeah, she's describing the fucking Where's the Beef Lady from the Wendy's. Yeah.

fucking commercials from the 80s. I don't know what she said. Bulbous nose and sharp chin. Not great. She said not a great beauty, but she said even though she was no Lana Turner, Ruth had something more important than sheer physical beauty. She knew how to interest a man. Okay, so their meeting was in the late 1950s. Ruth worked for the insurance company, like we said. She planned to have lunch with a man whose offices were in the tower she worked in, but her lunch date got canceled.

So she went in the elevator just as Rolf was in the elevator. She would have to do something else. So she said she was instantly attracted to him. She said he had a full head of gray hair, nice strong jawline, and carried himself like a much younger man as well. Yeah, Rolf's a worldly son of a bitch. You know what I mean? Yeah, he sailed the ocean.

Yeah, he's been all over the world. He's seen it all. So Ruth makes sure that she knew his name and she gave him his name and how to get in touch with her. I work up here. Give me a call and all that kind of shit. So then she asked him out to lunch.

Right. Which back then women didn't ask men out very often. So he was like, whoa, this broad's fucking this. Look at her. Oh, boy. She's forward ass. Yeah. She's swinging. He's like, sorry, I've been listening to a lot of Sinatra lately. It's the 50s, you know, sorry. Enchanting. Enchanting. Somebody said later she saw Rolf and she decided she wanted to have him. So, OK, now Eleanor suspects from the beginning that something's going on.

Really? Okay. Ruth is always around. He just brings the woman he's having an affair with around. When Rolf introduced Ruth to Eleanor, he explained that she was a close business associate of his. Mm-hmm.

Is she fucking Gilligan now? Is she a sailor? You're a ship captain. What business associate is this broad? What are you talking about? First mate is not good when you're married. No, probably not. So Eleanor wondered what kind of business that could be because Ralph only gives a shit about ships and he doesn't really, he's not interested in business. So it's not like he's got five side businesses and she's doing something and she's feeling unattractive. She's like seven months pregnant when this is going on, Eleanor. Yeah.

And she's suspicious. She learns that Rolf said he hired Ruth to be a kind of housekeeper that would help Eleanor around the house until after their baby was born. This is his MO. He loves getting another one in the house. That way you just move the other one out and this one's there now. It's fucking... The start has begun. Wow. And Eleanor, she's seen this movie before. Yeah.

You know what I mean? She's starting one like this. Hey, this sounds familiar. What the fuck? Hey, I've done this. Yeah, she didn't want Ruth around. She said she didn't need her. But sure enough, Ralph moved her in and Ruth moved into the Vancouver house and fucking made herself at home. How's that? So Eleanor was worried, obviously. She said that this is how, you know, this came around. She was telling her friends, this is how I met the guy and got hooked up with him. So...

What the fuck? How could I make sure he's not going to do this to me now? So it's a little weird here. Ruth, by the way, also, they don't even get along, Eleanor and Ruth, even on a personal level. Now, Ruth wasn't friendly, and Eleanor told friends that she seemed to have more power over Rolf than even Eleanor did, who was his wife. At least she thinks that they're married. Rolf then...

It's weird. Also, Ruth didn't do any housekeeping. That was the whole point of her moving in, but she didn't do anything. And she didn't take care of Eleanor. She wasn't like, oh, no, you have bed rest. I'll bring your soup to you. None of that shit either. So it's very, very strange thing here. So Ruth became even more entrenched after Eleanor gives birth to Eric. She's supposed to leave them, but she doesn't. They said that she gave her opinion on their own private matters at times. It's...

Eleanor told somebody, quote, once Ruth suggested that I return to Norway and have the children adopted out. What? Go get rid of your kids? Why don't you abandon your children and just go back to Norway? What the fuck? You don't need any of this, do you? Yeah.

She said, it was a very miserable situation for me, Eleanor said. She said, obviously I wouldn't think of giving up my children, and why would Rolf want me to adopt out his sons? That's crazy. This is fucking weird, but Ruth kept doing it, kept talking shit, and Rolf never asked her to move out. So in 1961, Rolf obtained another Canadian wedding license and told Eleanor that he is going to marry her, finally. Two kids into this. It seemed...

That Eleanor's like, okay, so maybe everything's okay. Maybe he's not fucking Ruth. Maybe it's all a figment of my imagination. You know what I mean? So then Rolf ends up confessing to her. They're making a plan when they're going to get married. Oh, maybe the 12th. Okay, that sounds good. And then finally he said, before you hire a caterer, there's something you should know. What's that, dear? Well, I've been married to Ruth for a few months now. Too late. Too late.

I used my wedding license to marry Ruth instead. Okay. So what the fuck? That is crazy. So Eleanor said, I was so suspicious of their relationship all along. When I found out they were married, I knew I didn't want to marry him again. That was when? That's when. When he decided to marry someone else, I decided I didn't want him anymore.

So Ralph assured Eleanor, he said, I had no choice but to marry Ruth. I don't love her. This isn't like I love you, obviously. Right. But she threatened to expose me.

as what I don't know, and told him that Eleanor would too. I don't even know what that means. He wanted to stay in America, but Ruth lied and said that Eleanor was threatening to turn him over to immigration authorities for fraud because now they're in Seattle. So he said, I had to marry her so she didn't turn us in. What is happening? So he marries her April 24th, 1961. Why is his life in such turmoil? How is somebody able to just...

ruin your whole day like this i the man likes waves and changes in season that's why he likes he likes monday's sunny face next day it's stormy and choppy he likes that you know what i mean what's gonna happen at this port welcoming welcoming women when you know tiny bikinis or you know people trying to murder us who knows we'll find out jesus

So Rolf and Ruth moved back to Washington State and they're married together and she didn't want him to have anything to do with Eleanor or his two kids. Really? Fuck that. Yeah. She kept tabs on him to be sure he wasn't giving Eleanor any money, even though.

He abandoned her with his two kids. Those are my children. He was secretly giving them money because Ruth wouldn't let him. She discovered from time to time that he was helping her out and she'd get super pissed once she found a greeting card that he planned to send to Eleanor and it had $500 in it and she fucking lost her mind. What year is this? 74? The 60s. Oh my. We're talking 65, 66. Jesus Christ.

So, yeah, they're doing well financially, Ruth and Ralph, though, apparently. He's making good money at sea, and then she does very well investing it and doing things like that. So, apparently, yeah, all he got from his family, his mother, down from the shipping business, his mother left her estate to him and three siblings, and he got about $9,000 from it. So there was that. Okay.

Rolf wanted Ruth to keep doing the books and look around for properties to buy. She also called herself a horse trader. So she dealt with horses, actual horses, not just like, you know, not a euphemism. So they end up moving. They look at a property on Lopez Island and they're like, yeah, this is the shit right here. They move into Lopez Island. It's gorgeous. Ruth eventually lets Rolf see his kids, by the way. Wasn't.

you know, easy, but got it. Uh, yeah, people were shocked because they would, here would come the two kids to Lopez Island during the summer. I guess they were allowed to come in the summer. Uh, public records show that she had been forced to deal with this because, uh,

Eleanor filed a paternity suit in Vancouver claiming Rolf was her son's father and that he should be supporting them. So Rolf was ordered by the court to support the kids and did that. So, yeah. Then in 1970, they became beneficiaries of his Social Security Dependence Benefits Act.

Right. So, yeah, it's wild. So she hated, because she kept track of the money and hated to see when Rolf was giving Eleanor money. Yeah, hated it. Rolf and Ruth also like to fight with each other. They fucking rumble. They like to drink and drink and drink. Yeah. The cocktail hour starts about noon. Oh, boy. And continues until somebody is bleeding and sleeping. Yeah.

That is the thing about Southern Illinois and Indiana people. They drink like sailors. They drink a lot. Yeah. Yeah. And he's literally a European sailor. He drinks quite a bit. And she holds her own with him. Yeah. So they would have huge arguments, big, huge blowout fights with people over and all things like that. They'd be...

sniping at each other, talking shit back and forth, and then eventually it would come to physical fucking altercations. They would hit each other, scratch. They even bit each other sometimes. They're nuts. The cops would have to come out. Once Ruth claimed to the sheriff's deputies that Rolf forced her head into the stove's oven.

Put her head in the oven. I will fucking cook you. I don't know. They don't know. They said turning on the gas wouldn't work, and she was, I guess at this point, too heavy to push her completely in the oven. So we don't know what his plan was. I don't know if this was a symbolic gesture or what. Slam her head in there. Just a symbolic gesture. I would like you to be cooked in an oven. Can't physically do it, but this is what I'm looking for. Clean to you.

Man, Ruth told the sheriff that she had been she had been seeing to a roasting chicken in the oven when Ralph leaned on her shoulders and pushed her arms against the hot grill. She held her arms up and showed him the burn marks. And the cop said he wasn't sure if she was really burned or if the oven racks were dirty and left grease marks on her lower arms because that's what it kind of looked like. Yeah.

They said very drunk. They were just they would drink so much that they couldn't even remember the details of their fights to tell the cops the next day. They would wake up in the morning surprised by themselves. They said Ralph a lot of times in the morning would have dried blood on his face, scratches, a black eye, bite marks, chunks of hair have been pulled out of his head and all sorts of shit like that. Yeah, it's a fun morning.

That's great stuff. Sometimes, then that was what Ruth was attacking him. Then sometimes he was attacking her. Ruth would run away from Rolf and lock herself in the little bunkhouse behind their home while Rolf, quote, slept it off, she said. Good Lord. It is fucking wild. One couple that lived on Lopez Island said they, you know, went out to dinner one night or they went to the Neslin house for dinner. Yeah.

And Ruth was a great dinner party person. She'd have decorations and centerpiece and the whole deal, good food. And the people said everything was wonderful. The food was lovely. The place settings were great. Right. And then everybody started drinking after dinner. Perfect. And they said, Ruth and Rolf, one of them took offense to something the other said. And soon they were fucking battling each other. Centerpiece is flying. Arguing.

Plates are flying across the room, literally breaking. And the guests were like, I think they're looking at their watches. I think it's about, yeah, I was going to have dessert at home anyway. And they just kind of tiptoed out. Rolf and Ruth were so into fighting, they didn't even notice everybody leave. That's fucking wild. Men are so dumb. How do we do this? Dude, they're bleeding with like broken fucking plates everywhere. And they're like...

Where did everybody go? She's wrong, right, Jeff? Jeff, where'd you go? Shit. You know what? I'm going to call Jeff up and make sure.

So the wife of the one couple said, Ruth called me the next day and apologized. She said, I could tell she felt so bad. She apologized over and over for the way her dinner had ended. I could tell she was terribly disappointed and humiliated, too. She asked us to give her another chance, swearing it would never happen again. Come over again. No.

If I see domestic violence, I'm not coming to your house anymore. Period. I got a really nice rib roast. But I have a crown roast recipe you are going to die over. Seriously. It's so good. Come over. Never again. So 1978, Ruth claims to everybody that she was trying to get Rolf to retire. He's still captaining ships. What? Yeah, he's 80. He's captaining ships still.

I don't want an 80-year-old man pittering around this boat. If I got on a plane and the fucking pilot was 80, I'd turn right back around and get off.

Because he could just drop dead in midair and then we're fucked. He may have a really terrible diagnosis that none of us know about. That's the other thing. And he's ready to take this whole fucker down. I want my pilot to look like he can at least outlive the flight time. You know what I mean? I need the pilot to look like he has something to live for. Please. Yeah. I want him to be showing pictures of his kids as you get on. Yeah.

I got to be a little Frankie's Little League game on Saturday. Wouldn't miss it for the world. I need those kids to have events and milestones coming up. Let's be safe here. So Ruth said she was worried about his competence toward the end of his career. She said Rolf's hearing and memory were deteriorating, and so was his attention span. I was worried, and I begged and begged him to retire. She said she even wrote him a song. I called it Please Come Home to Lopez, she said.

My own downeaster Alexa. I wish I had the lyrics to this song, but I don't. I have lyrics to Ones for Later, which are great. Ralph thought that if he retired, he would kick the bucket, is what Ruth said, quote unquote. For Ralph to retire, for him it would have been weak. It's weakness. Then the world intervenes for him. June 11th, 1978.

He is on the freighter Antonio Chavez, which he's captaining. And they ram into the West Spokane Street Bridge and fucking collapse it. Oh, no. He collapses a car bridge. They don't have a bridge for the next six years. No.

This is my nightmare. He took this shit down. All that Baltimore shit you see, he did this. He did it before that. Just picture that with like afros and big pubic hair and then you got what's going on here in 1978. See a firebird running off into the water. This with like fucking how do you like it? How do you like it? Playing in the background. That's what this is right now. Donna Summer and this. So...

The current West Seattle Bridge opened in 1984, and it's still standing. To replace this? That is what replaced the West Spokane Street Bridge. Holy shit. The incident occurred in the west fork of the Duwamish Waterway as the Chavez hit the West Spokane Street Bridge, which had been raised to allow the ship to pass through.

He missed it. He missed. Sounds like he had a couple of cocktails before he went out there. Whoop, a little too far to the left. I better straighten it out. He's seeing two bridges. God damn it. Oh, man. So, holy shit. That's fucking funny. No one was hurt in the collision, but it resulted in the bridge being stuck open. Oh, no. He fucked it all up, so they had to replace it. He was carrying 20,000 tons of gypsum.

Gypsum is what did this. Gypsum is what did this. Yeah. That is fucking amazing, I have to say. They said that he's the boat pilot. This is from the newspaper. Rolf Neslund is the boat pilot who guided the freighter Chavez on its ill-fated course in the dawn hours of June 11th, 1978. That's fucking funny. The Coast Guard investigation of the incident found evidence of negligence on Rolf's part, leading to him having to retire. Damn it.

Yep. He then took a motor home tour of the United States with Ruth. Yeah. And then he said he's settling down in Lopez Island. It's all over. Tired of fighting with you in this Winnebago. Imagine the fucking rumble. People are like, man, that bad win. He's shaking. Boy, those people are having some fun in there. They're just strangling each other up against the counter.

So April 1st, 1979, he's in retirement and the newspaper does a big fluff piece on his retirement. Really? Yeah. Which is weird because he just fucked the whole bridge up that you won't have a bridge for six years. And they're like, isn't he great? He's retiring in shame, you guys. Yeah, but he is. I mean, he was torpedoed by a U-boat. So, you know, that's some hero shit. So here we go.

They say, quote, it was this it was in this inauspicious manner that Ralph launched a seagoing career that lasted an unusually long 69 years. Fuck.

Now 81, but more spry than most men 20 years his junior, Captain Ralph Neslin recently retired from piloting ships. Ralph has left the sea, but the sea is still at his doorstep. The affable, mild-mannered master... Mild-mannered? Him and his wife are fucking... Wow. Until he's around Ruth. And his wife, Ruth, reside in pleasant quarters they constructed here on Lopez Island in the San Juans. From the front room, Ralph can view oil tankers entering and leaving Rosario Strait.

Pilots aboard those tankers sometimes sound the ship's whistle in tribute to Lopez Island's old man of the sea. Is that right? They know he can see them, so they fucking beat for him. They're whistling to him. He's got respect. Ralph and Ruth befittingly have named their 10-acre Alec Bay compound Shangri-La. The pastoral setting contains cows, sheep, and a horse called Lopez Slough.

How about it? This is the, they have it all. This is about 10 acre. I think where their view is the fucking ocean. This is crazy. We're passing tankers honk to them. Yeah. That's so amazing. Like a trucker down the freeway. When you throw that shoulder at them, they just doing it just because he doesn't even have to crank on the horn at them. They're just doing sure. They're like, Oh, let's beep to Rolf here. Yeah.

So he said it's 69 years on the water and they said, you know, what do you have to say about that? And he said it was better than barbering. Right. OK. Yeah. That's what he said. Better than being a barber. So in a barber, you wouldn't be retired there. Tell you that much. So winter of 1979 here, he's talking to Eleanor because he still talks about the kids and stuff. And he Eleanor is telling he tells Eleanor that he's fearful.

And she knew that Ruth was weird. She said that from her personal experience, Ruth did some real disturbing shit. She said, quote, sometime in the winter of 1979, she called our phone and asked to speak to my son, Eric. I told her that he wasn't home and she told me to give him a message. OK, she said, quote, she said, tell him his father's dead and then hung up.

He wasn't dead. What the fuck? She might have just been drunk and being a jerk. I don't know. So in the fall of 1979, one night, she locked herself in the bunkhouse and called her niece, Donna Smith, and told her that if Rolf came back there, she would shoot him because she's so mad at him. When the deputy sheriff, Gregory Doss, responds to a call there in June of 1980, the tablecloth and dishes were on the dining room floor. Okay.

Which means the table is set. They're eating. Somebody got up and said, I just pulled the table off with everything. What kind of fight is that? Watch this magic trick. It was just wow. Yeah. Fuck your dinner. Fuck your dinner. Rolf was disheveled and had a bright red scratch along the side of his face. And Ruth was also disheveled with a puppy puppy face. She was in the bedroom and said she said she was safe there. And if Rolf came in, she'd just shoot him.

So at one point, Ruth's face was black and blue in July of 1980. And Ralph said that he had, quote, Dexter one. I guess so. I bet it was more than one.

Then he told this is fucking then Ruth told the cop that, yeah, he won't. Don't worry. He'll never do it again. And she pointed to the rifle in the corner. Oh, boy. Said he does it again. I'm going to shoot him. So June 1980, Brooks Boolean Jr. That's a great name. That's a kid. Brooks Boolean Jr. Someone named their child Brooks. He's an adult now, but at some point he was a kid. Brooks Boolean Jr. is the guy who worked on their pool.

Okay. He's their pool guy. Yeah. But he also goes out to dinner with them. Okay. So, yeah. Close with your pool guy. So they said they went out to dinner one night and Rolf and Ruth had exhibited signs of a physical argument. Rolf had a scratch on his face, dried blood all over him, and Ruth had a bruise under her eye. Later on that night, he saw Rolf again and said he had new cuts and bruises, including a deep ear cut and a cut on his lip after that. Fresh blood. Fresh blood.

So this is a lot. They've just stormy marriage, lots of heavy drinking, all sorts of shit like that. There's a woman named Kay Shelfler. She lived in Seattle, and she was an old friend of Rolf's, platonic actually.

Time, Rolf. And Rule describes her as, quote, a large, rumpled looking woman. Very nice. OK. K. This woman, K., said that Rolf came to Seattle on July 29th, 1980, and told her he needed some cash.

He said he hadn't asked Ruth for any that day. And so he had gone to one of their banks to cash a seventy five dollar check and they wouldn't cash it for him. No. The bank told him he had insufficient funds. So he's like, that's ridiculous. So he stopped in to Kay and just said, we loan me thirty dollars so I can get back home and see what the hell's going on here. And then Rolf asked her about the mortgage he and Ruth held on the house that she had bought from them.

He said he asked me when I'd be paying it off. And I told him, Ralph, I paid off that loan in 1975, five years ago. I paid Ruth. She said he was shocked. He didn't know.

Oh, no.

So looks like in the middle of 1979, Ruth just transferred most of their funds, which were held as joint assets into accounts with just her name on it. Right. Bank records show that the Rolf seventy eight thousand forty nine dollar and 50 cent retirement funds were used to purchase a fifty thousand dollar a joint fifty thousand dollar money market certificate on May 1st, 1979. The balance into a savings account.

Mm-hmm.

So she cashed that out, bought another one just for her. In the same day, on the same day, the entire $50,157.95 balance in the joint savings account was withdrawn and the amount deposited in a savings account under her name only. Yeah. Huh?

Yes, testimony later will be that she had power of attorney and complete control over his $1,800 monthly pension checks as well, which wasn't bad money in 1980. Yeah, but it's not great that he only has $80,000 and two grand a month. That's not bad if you're 80. It's frightening. No, not in 1980. Yeah, I guess you're right in 80. In 1980, that's like having $250,000 in the bank and getting like five grand a month when you're 80.

That's okay. You'll be fine. That's fine, yeah. That smaller number, that $80,000 and $2,000 scares the shit out of me. Yeah, now, because in 2024, that would be a lot different scenario. Yeah, because what if something goes wrong? In 1979, a little bit different. I mean, a house in 1979 was like $30,000, $35,000 or some shit for a regular house. So Ruth basically took all this money and locked him out of the accounts.

He's got nothing. He's got nothing. And so he told this woman, this woman ended up asking, trying to get a hold of him to get her $30 back and couldn't get a hold of him. Wow. So she's like, now I guess this guy's ducking me for $30. This is crazy. Like, so some time goes by. How much? A couple of months. Yeah. And then in September, on September 10th to be specific, Ruth starts telling everyone Rolf left. He's gone.

Took off, never returned. Yep. She called September 10th and said he took off August 14th. She called his friend Harold and said he left on August 14th, never came back. Harold said she told me that there was no need for us to come visit. Harold's his brother from Norway, and he was going to come over for his birthday, for Rolf's birthday. He said, don't bother. She said, Rolf's not here. She said he drew $25,000 from the bank and was going to Europe.

So we canceled our plans, he said. So I guess his true birthday is November 3rd, by the way. He lied about that, too. So his sister phoned to wish him happy birthday, and he wasn't there, and neither was Ruth. And a stranger answered the phone for his sister and said, Ralph wasn't there, and Ruth had gone to visit her relatives. We'll find out who the stranger is. It's her brother, Robert, Ruth's brother, Robert.

Eugenie didn't know. Oh, this one's different. This is the house sitter, Winnie. Winnie K. Stafford, one of Ruth's friends. We'll talk about her. Very devoted friend, as we find out. She and her daughter agreed to watch the house while Ruth went back east. So Winnie and her daughter moved into the house, and they said that they were telling everybody Ruth and Rolf went to Massachusetts and were staying for two weeks.

She said she didn't see them leave, but that's it. And whenever she talked to Ruth, Ruth kept saying, you know, us and we are going here and we, we, we. So Winnie said she received many phone calls while she was staying at Ruth's and advised the callers that they were going to Massachusetts. And that's that. So now December 1980 to February 81, Ruth's brother Paul moves in. The youngest boy. Moves into the house. Yeah.

Okay. Robert also lived there for a while. Yeah. Robert's an older brother, as they all are, because she's the youngest, but older than Paul. He was visiting during the summer of 1980, and she said that Ralph had asked Robert to look after her after Ralph left, because Ralph was going to leave. Right.

Robert had been very ill in 1980 with failing kidneys and prostate trouble. Shit. His pisses must be horrifying to take. Oh, God, so much blood. Just a mess. But he had slowly regained his strength after having surgery, and he wanted to spend some months with Ruth and Rolf in a relaxing environment and heal and get better. And they were... Fucking island. Yeah. Rolf...

He said that Rolf was happy about it, too. And then when Rolf left, he said, well, you know, make sure Ruth's OK, basically. So January 18, 1981, Gunnar Olsberg. OK, he's a retired pilot friend of Rolf's. He contacts the sheriff's department. Oh, he hasn't heard from Rolf in four months. And this is not like him. And he never got a Christmas card from Rolf. And.

Rolf sends out Christmas cards every fucking year. How about that? Those fucking Christmas cards made red flags go up. Why do you think I told you about that? Poor bastard. Otherwise it wouldn't have mattered in the story. I would have left it out. So, yeah, they he also placed advertisements in the local newspapers offering twenty five thousand dollar reward for information about.

On his whereabouts. It's a lot of money in 1980. He's literally employing other people to stalk this man for him. He's in Europe, this guy. Yeah. He's not even a missing person. Nope. So in February 81, Rolf's friends call the police and ask to please check up on his welfare. We haven't heard from him in months. He's an old man. He stays in contact regularly and he's fucking gone. He wasn't around for his birthday. Never got a Christmas card. So they go to Ruth to see what's up. So they show up.

And it's a beautiful view. The cops were like, wow, this place is fucking amazing. When they showed up, it was sprawling house set close to the water. She invited them in. They said she was matronly looking, you know, short dyed hair, tightly curled perm, you know, old lady style. In the 70s. Yeah. So all of that. They said she also had, you know, bright red lipstick on and all that. They said she didn't appear nervous. She was pleasant.

neatly decorated house. The two deputies said they just wanted to check on her husband, see how he's doing. She said, oh, he's not missing. She said, he's not missing. He's gone. Difference. Big difference. She said he took off. He's not fucking missing. I know where he is. He's not here. Yeah, I don't know where he is, but it's not missing. So she told them she knew perfectly well where she was, where he was. But there's so you don't have to be concerned.

So they were like, OK, that's a little weird. They ended up the advisor of her Miranda rights here. They read her rights just just to do the questioning because they get a little weird feeling. And they said, so you're willing to talk to us? She said, of course I am. Yeah. What are you talking about? She said, yeah, he left my home on Monday, August 11th, 1980, a little bit more than six months ago. And she said, oh, wait, no. You know what? It might have been the Thursday after that. The 14th, she said. She said, I can't really remember which.

Can't remember the last day you saw your husband. He said, I recall he took his clothes and he wanted some of the furniture, but he never came back to get it. She said, and also this is how I also know he's gone. I came across his favorite car, which is his Lincoln Continental. It was in the employees parking lot of the ferry dock over the by the ferry run there. So, you know.

She said, but that I saw that like two weeks after he walked out on me. So, I mean, that was months here. She had arranged to have the car towed back to their residence. So now that's why it's in the driveway. She said, I found it down there, though. She said, you know, and they were like, so you just he just took off and you're kind of.

You don't know real details. And she was like, yeah, you know, it happens. Like it was somebody said, I'm going to go out for a pack of smokes and never came back. You know what I mean? It's one of those. I mean, he's a man of the sea. He's flighty. He'll be back. Yeah, that's what it is. Sometimes it's flights of fancy. He's probably hopped a steamer somewhere. You never know. You don't know. How do you think he got here, you guys? Yeah. Ruth told them that she was pretty sure she knew why he took off. Mm-hmm.

She said, I always suspected he was sneaking around with this woman named Eleanor behind my back. You know, the woman I stole him from. Who she thinks is his ex-wife. Yes. And it's been 20 years. She said that, you know, she never she believed that Rolf was currently with Eleanor and the two of them were off in Europe together. That's what she thought. She said, Rolf's gone to Norway with Eleanor.

I did my best. I followed him all the way to Norway. I took flight to 726 on Scandinavian Airways and went looking for him. And they said, well, when was that? She said, I think it was October 10th. I spent two days in Norway looking for him, but I didn't find them. She said she hadn't contacted any of his family members in Norway because she didn't think they'd know where he was because he's off with this strumpet, you know, obviously. Getting all this trim out there.

So he said the cop looks back at her and he said, oh, yeah, that's fine. We can check on that and you'll be on the list of passengers. So no problem.

He said as he glanced up, he saw that Ruth's face was just. Ghost. What? Yeah. She said she was really startled. Her face just dropped and her mouth hung open. She hadn't expected anyone to follow up on what she told us. She figured we'd just go away and be satisfied with her version of where she was. Oh, yeah, that flight exists. So that checks out. And they said a man in his 50s, even his 60s.

Might be expected to leave a wife in a comfortable home in some sort of crisis to go be with some other woman. But 80 men in his 80s, that's pushing it. Maybe, you know, who's got this beautiful setup to everything he's always wanted. And it seems a little bit odd. That's weird. He's getting horn honks from the tankers. Yeah. Life is fucking fine for him, man.

So Ruth, I guess, was asking. She was more. They're doing kind of good cop and kind of cop that's not bad, but just asking her more pointed questions. So she starts just turning all of her attention toward good cop here. Just in there. Warren is accusing here. She didn't like the other guy. Ray Clever is his name. And we'll find out, too. He's from San Diego, by the way. Put that in your bank because she's going to make a big deal out of that later. Yeah.

They said that when they left, the cops looked at each other and said, I don't know whether she killed him or not, but she definitely did something to him and she's lying to us. There's something going on here. So they went back the next day just to see if maybe they could get her to tell the same story two days in a row. Make that woman sweat. Yep. So they read her her rights again. She said she'll talk. They said that they were deliberately giving the impression that they believed her that Rolf might have left on his own accord. Mm-hmm.

But that he might have subsequently had an accident or even died of a stroke or a heart attack. And we got to find out what happened to him, which is a clever thing. So speaking of clever, Detective Clever asked Ruth if she had a current photograph of her husband. And she said she looked toward pointed toward several photos on the end of the table, mostly family pictures showing them together and all that kind of thing.

They said it looked as though Ruth might have been feeling sentimental because there was a projector set up when they came over, a projector to show slides. Right. And there was slides of them like on vacations and shit in there. Like she was looking at slides of them doing things. They said she picked two pictures of Ralph and handed them to Ray Clever and

And she said, this looks like him now, what he looks like now. Because there was ones all over the years of different stages of whatever. So I'm sure he had sideburns and like, you know. From like 1971, here he is with big sideburns and bell bottoms, and here he is looking like this. So they said that she...

rambled and rambled and all these suspicions of where he might be. She had a lot of ideas about where she could be. And at one point, Clever, Detective Clever, interrupted her and said, can you give me any information about where your husband is that would help us identify him, even if he should not be alive now? And he said she stared at him as if it had never occurred to her that Ralph might be dead.

And she said after that, well, he has some tattoos, old tattoos on his right forearm. He has a heart with an arrow through it. Does it get more old school sailor than that? He has seen some shit. That's the oldest like. Yeah. Oh, man, like that and an anchor. You know what I mean? And it says Muriel above it. That was some girlfriend he had a long time ago. She's dead now. Muriel. Muriel. Muriel.

That Muriel's some piece of ass, let me tell you something. He's got Muriel on his arm. She said on his left forearm he's got something that looks like a Coast Guard insignia, or maybe it's an American flag. It's a military thing of some sort. Yeah, and on the middle finger of his right hand there's an arrow tattooed around that finger.

She remembered a lot of details. They said that when they would ask her if there was any dental x-rays available, she took her head. She shook her head and said his teeth are false, both uppers and lowers. Dr. Sam Anderson made them. His office is on Northwest 85th in Seattle.

He also had prescription glasses from this doctor, all that kind of shit. So according to Ruth, it's also quite possible that Ralph had two broken fingers. She said, I think Eleanor broke them once in her lawyer's office in Canada. He never got them treated as far as I know. So that might be something to look at, too, if they had broken fingers. She then started talking about Eleanor again and going into details about all the legal problems she had endured because of Eleanor and her attorney's

They're looking for a missing person. They don't care about your relationship gossip. Bitching about attorneys. Yeah. They said that, you know, she kept bringing it up even when they would change the subject. So Ray Clever, detective, said, have you had any letters or calls from Eleanor or her attorneys recently? And she said, no, of course not. That's ridiculous because I have nothing to do with her. They said, anything else about Rolf that makes him stand out? And she said that he was bow-legged.

She said, What does that mean?

Jacket size, inseam, 35 waist, 29 inseam, 41 jacket size, 15 and a half neck, 35, 29. Poor bastard. That's a tiny, short pant. That's a short pant and a wide waist and a six and seven eighths hat, which is small. Small hat. She suggested that they check Eleanor's house again to see if maybe his clothes were there. She recalled that Ralph had a particular set of cuff links that he always wore with his French cuff shirts.

She said they were Viking ships. He had other cufflinks, too, but I never saw him without the Viking ship ones.

They asked if they might look at his jewelry box and see if he had left anything behind. But she just steamrolled right over it and kept talking, didn't ignore him. After he'd asked several more times, she finally agreed to show them the box. When the detective glanced in, he saw the Viking ship cufflinks right there. There they are. There they are. Yep. And and also there was a very expensive men's watch with a broken wristband as well.

Yeah. That's not a good sign. They found out the cufflinks she'd insisted he never went without were there. They said she became very nervous and her hand shook. And she started to talk about all the histories of the cufflinks and the watch. And she wanted to show that she and Ralph had been very close and she'd been a huge part of his life and blah, blah, blah. They said, could you tell us a little more about the day your husband left? What did he say to you? And she said, well, he said, I'm not coming back.

Yeah. Or he might have said, I'll be back for the first of the year, if ever. One of those, you know, I'm leaving and I ain't coming back. At least six, eight months away. They said the more she talked, the more suspicious she sounded. Yeah. She was very odd. She said she was well aware that a man who lived on Lopez Island was spreading rumors that Rolf was dead. So I've heard people been spreading bad rumors there.

She said, I made him apologize to me once for gossiping about someone I was supposed to be married to before Rolf. So, yeah. But Ruth hadn't confronted the man for saying Rolf was dead. No. But for talking shit, yeah. They said, well, you know, anything else? She said, quote, Rolf drinks like a European, you know. That's a lot. Yeah. She said, that means beer in the morning almost every day, sherry in the afternoon, and several highballs before dinner, quote,

and then wine and other booze after that. Oh, boy. That is quite the day. Drinking the whole day. Between that, the salt air, the sun, and the wind. Imagine what this man's skin is like. And the salt meat. Leather, leather, leather. She explained that all the drinking only made his diabetes worse, though. So in addition to making his diabetes worse, she said, quote, and it made his blood toxic, too.

What the fuck does that mean? How does drinking make your blood toxic? I've never heard of that before. If it makes your... If it hurts your internals, like your... You know what I mean? If it hurts your...

I guess that toxic blood would be a side side effect of a way worse disease. Yeah. Yeah. That's what I mean. She said, that's why I tried to make excuses for him when he started hitting on me. He never remembered later about even fighting with me. Really? Diabetes took over.

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So then after these cops leave, these two cops leave, you know, she answers all their questions. Right. She gets mad and calls up the undersheriff, who she knows, to complain about these cops coming to the house to bother her. Yeah. Can you tell the cops to stay out? They said she phoned our undersheriff, Rod Tverdy, T-V-R-D-Y, Tverdy, I guess. Yeah. Yeah.

She admitted to him that she might have said some of the things she told us were more fluffy than they actually were, but that she said that because she didn't like that, quote, California detective's questions.

Old San Diego man. So she's made some things up, she said, because she didn't want to talk to him. Yeah. He's lived here for 20 years, this guy, by the way. He's not like, he didn't come in like, what's up, brah, with a surfboard under his arm. She just admitted to the undersheriff that she just lied to cops. Yes, because they were over here and they shouldn't have been over here. Uh-huh. She then said, now, talking to you, I remember more about the arguments that we've had in

You know, just prior to when he before he left. I didn't tell those cops about it because I didn't like him. And she said they had been about Eleanor. They said he definitely wanted to give money to her. Fifteen thousand dollars. He was putting pressure on me to let me let me give let him give that woman fifteen thousand dollars of our money. It was my money, too. So she didn't want to do it.

By the way, the pilots and their wives have had a bunch of parties since August, and the last one was in January of this year, which, of course, Rolf didn't attend. But Ruth showed up. By herself? They said she had quite a bit to drink. And one couple recalled she made an odd remark. She said, quote, Rolf won't be coming home again. Rolf's in heaven. Uh-oh. Rolf's just in heaven. It's okay. Okay.

So they asked her about it now and she shook her head. The cop asked her, did you say this at a party? And she said, no, no, that's not what I said. I said, Ralph would be in seventh heaven if only he could be here. This party's heaven. You know, they said, what do you think Ralph is using for money? And she said, he told me when he left that he'd be taken care of by the Elkinsons, which is the Eleanor's family. Yeah.

Later, though, Ruth seemed to have an answer for everything. But she did admit that she lied to Detective Clever about them going to Norway in October. She said she had left the island two months after Rolf walked out, but she hadn't flown to Norway. Instead, she just went to Louisiana to visit her son and relatives who lived there. Because they checked up and they're like, we cannot find him.

any record of you going to Norway. Not the airline, not immigration, not customs, nothing. Yeah, customs doesn't have a record of you.

Then she said that she'd been so mortified knowing Rolf was with Eleanor that she hadn't told her good friends and relatives the real story because she was embarrassed. She told one friend that she was going to Norway and another that she was going to Louisiana. She said, you see, I read a letter. I read a letter that was addressed to Rolf and sent it to the Pilots Association. It was from Eleanor. Rolf always told me that he didn't want a divorce from me, but Eleanor sued us for $75,000 to support her two sons.

She was going to cause trouble for Rolf by telling that he lied about his age back in 1917 so he could get first mate papers. I don't think they care about that in 1980.

We are 60 years removed from this, ma'am. Two world wars later. We're good. I feel like the statute of limitations has vastly expired. Yeah. I don't think anyone... Well, let's take away everything he's done then. He's been doing out of job for 69 years. Yeah. She said, before Rolf left me, he told my brother Robert that Robert had to stay here with me. He told my brother, she's going to need you. And I realized that Rolf was going to be gone a long, long time. Hmm.

So they're searching for Rolf. They don't know that he's, they don't know what happened to him. So they searched for him. They checked with relatives in Norway. They checked with Norwegian police, the U S embassy in Norway, Interpol. Oh, immigration, customs, everything you can imagine to see if he went to there. They checked with the FBI. Yeah. They,

They checked with the Departments of Motor Vehicles in all 50 states to see if he applied for a driver's license somewhere. They contacted friends and relatives in America. Nothing. No one's seen him. No one's heard shit from him. Nothing. What the fuck? The person we really need to talk to is Eleanor. Yeah. Yeah. And they do. They found Eleanor very easily, the cops. Ralph wasn't with her. No? She's in Norway, chilling. Has she seen him? No. Hmm.

She had traveled to Norway, but she did it with her new husband. She's got a new husband. She traveled there with. That's why she's there. She said they learned that she said they, you know, she and Ralph have been friends throughout the years. He's been nice to her. And when they talk to her, they're like, this isn't the woman that seems because Ruth is like she's been trying to lure him away from me for years. They're like, that's not what this seems like. She seems happy with her new husband. What's going on here?

So then they start having Eleanor says that he was an unhappy man who wanted to come back to Norway, but was afraid that Ruth would track him down. That's what Eleanor said. Eleanor said that they if you if I come and I leave there, they meaning her and her brother, Ruth and her brother would find me.

And he also said he was afraid of being poisoned and said, if I die, make sure there's an autopsy performed on me because I think she's going to poison me. So, yeah, she said he was an unhappy man. He wanted to start over in Norway. And she said that at one point he said, I want you and the boys to have everything I have left money wise. Ruth has something to say, though. She then comes out to the cops and goes, you know, thinking about it, I think he killed himself. I think he's suicide. He's dead somewhere.

She said, now that I think about it, after the bridge thing and all that, he was very sad. She said his mind was kind of going. He was hallucinating some and drinking a lot. Hallucinating any is bad. She said ever since the ship hit the bridge, he brooded a lot. He would sit for three or four hours at a time, only getting up to fix himself a highball. Really?

Yep. So then newspapers, because she talks to newspapers, so then they start putting out articles saying that he was very depressed before he left and all this type of shit. Brought on by the bridge collision, which everyone said, oh, that makes sense. But the cops aren't that... They don't believe that shit. No? They don't believe the shame, did it? They don't buy it based on everyone else they talk to. They said he loved his life and he just couldn't stand Ruth, basically. Yeah.

They start looking into Ruth and they start looking into credit card purchases, phone calls, tax filings, bank deposits, withdrawals, medical care, all this type of shit. And they said that Rolf had a bank account in Norway where he kept a few thousand dollars. That was the money that his mother left him. He's had that there for years and years and years. He hadn't withdrawn any of the money from there, nor had he tried to access any of the bank accounts he shared with Ruth. Not after August 8th, 1980 is like the last month.

That's the last record of him doing anything with money. Really? And all the checks were written and signed by Ruth. Then Ruth had a lot of paper trails. She continued her life after he disappeared. On August 14th, which is the day she said he left, Ruth put an ad in the Friday Harbor Journal paying $9.10 to offer shit up for sale. It was a classified ad. Commercial meat grinder, $550. Uh-oh.

Antique sewing machine, $50. Potbelly stove, $100. Office furniture, sofa and chair, $125. Record a call, $350. It's like an answering machine, I think. Steel desk, $100. And a 1968 nine-passenger station wagon, $500. A 1964 Ford Fairlane 500, $450. Wow.

And a 65, I guess it's got to be 65 and a half because that's, or there were 64 and a half. So 65 Mustang fastback pony seats, $2,000. And that's by the way, his Mustang was his prized thing. Yeah. So the day he left, she put his car up for sale is what she's saying. So April 13th, 1981, uh,

They show up at the house to do a little look around. They go, we just want to make sure. And this is a limited search. They can only poke around the outside and look for some shit. They can't go do anything. They can't dig anything up. They located several green plastic garbage bins behind the house. They were filled with burned and partially burned debris.

When it was spread out on a screen and examined, they found a single spent .22 caliber cartridge and bagged it for evidence. The burned and partially burned material in the cans wasn't unusual. It was insulation, beer cans, blackened metal, glass jars, some carpet. Nearby, they saw a blue metal burn barrel containing some still burning coals. So they said there's no garbage pickup on the island, so they all burned their garbage, everybody. Right.

They said that, uh, this one was new though. The burn barrel, which is weird because everybody has old ones. They've been doing it forever. It's paint had barely been singed. It was far too new to hold the remains of somebody who disappeared eight months before. So they're like, it's not in here, but where's her other burn barrel that she had before this? Right. They said, this is very fucking weird. Um,

So they spread out over the yard, looked into the pasture land behind, and they're looking all around. They're looking for signs of disturbance on the ground where somebody would have been buried. No suspicious dips, humps, patches of grass that are growing extra, none of that shit.

So they moved into the residence and searched it, but the search warrant listed specific evidence they were allowed to look for. Bullet holes in the wall and or blood stains. That's it. That's it. Couldn't pull up carpets. They couldn't do any of that shit. So they tested a number of stains to see if they were blood and they weren't. At one point, one of the cops sat with Ruth in her living room. He noted a book on her coffee table, a Reader's Digest condensed edition of, quote, to catch a killer, how to get away with murder.

He said, I looked down at it and looked back at her. He said, we both looked at the thing at the same time and made eye contact with each other. And we're like, oh, boy. We both smiled. They spent two days searching. But in the end, there was nothing at all that they could construct as physical evidence, just a single bullet. And that didn't mean shit because people out here shoot. She has 10 acres. And they said she shoots all the time. She's known to be very skilled with guns.

And, you know, a lot of times that people in this area have guns to fire off when dogs are harassing their sheep. It scares the dogs away. So, yes, they said, we have a suspect. We have a motive. We don't have a body. And we think there was one here once is what the cop told his other cop buddy here. So she was pissed, though. She told everyone they came here and searched and they didn't find anything. This is ridiculous. Yeah.

So, yeah, April 21st, 1981. This is right after the search. She goes to the newspaper to talk about how sad she is. He's gone. Oh, she's trying to get public sentiment on her side. This is April 21st, 1981.

This is from the article, quote, Oh, she's keeping them.

Yeah. You've missed these. Yeah. Ralph Neslin hasn't been home in eight months, but Ruth Neslin believes he will return soon to read his magazines, play with his grandchildren, spend his afternoons pouring over the memorabilia he collected in his 69 years as a merchant sailor. He seemed to be adjusting to retirement, Ruth Neslin said, until last August 13th when he disappeared.

The San Juan County Sheriff's Department searching for any clues to Rolf's whereabouts, but so far, Sheriff Ray Sheffer said that we've reached a dead end. Not at all. That's just what they told the press. Meanwhile, Ruth Neslin tries to keep busy, reading, talking on the phone, searching for clues. I miss him a lot, she said. He was the captain and I was his crew.

Ruth. Wow. Ruth Neslin doesn't want to think about her husband's disappearance. She says the possibility that the adverse public publicity surrounding the bridge crash and Rolf Neslin's involvement in it may have compelled him to suicide didn't occur to her until recently. Before reading the articles, Ruth Neslin said she believed her husband had left Lopez Island to travel to his native Norway with another woman with whom he'd previously been involved.

Sheffer said that he checked with American and Norwegian immigration officials and they have no record of him either leaving the U.S. or arriving in Norway. The woman Ruth Neslin suspected of traveling with Ruth is living in Seattle and claims to know nothing of Rolf Neslin's whereabouts since he left home. She says her husband showed no evidence of wanting to die, but in the last few weeks she has remembered something else.

Quote, he told me that if he ever had a bad accident, he'd seek the briny deep. He'd just walk into the ocean and let it take him. The briny deep. Seek the briny deep. She said those words to a man writing words down. She didn't have a Davy Jones locker reference? Come on. Nope. She was going back and forth. Briny deep, JV. You know what? Let's go with briny deep. It sounds more...

You know, it's more fucking formidable. Timely, yeah. I never really thought about that remark until recently. And still, she believes he's alive. She said, I have to believe that. I'm that kind of person. Yeah. Right after that, by the way, Ruth's niece, Joy Strupp, writes a letter to the sheriff's department up here. Uh-oh.

She said she wants to, by the way, Joy is one of her sister Mamie's daughters. Joy wrote she wanted to talk with someone in authority about her Aunt Ruth. She said Ruth had evidently called her many times between November 79 and July 80. Most of the time she'd been drinking and said crazy things like, I'm watching Rolf out the window. I could shoot him from right here. Sometimes she spoke of, quote, wasting Rolf or, quote, burning him.

Joy's sister Donna lived in the Seattle area. She was the girl who had been like a daughter to Ruth when she was younger. But Donna remembered the time that Ruth locked herself in the bunkhouse to keep Rolf away. Ruth called her saying, if he comes back here, I'm going to shoot him. That was in the fall of 79 and Ruth had threatened violence toward her husband and numerous phone calls since. They said there were so many phone calls that she was drunk and saying this shit that Joy had just dismissed it as drunken ravings, rantings.

So in conversations, though, between these, she kept talking about wasting him and burning him. Then in July 1980, in the presence of her niece, Donna Smith, she said that I won't have to put up with him much more or I'm going to do away with him and then said I won't have the problem of Ralph much longer. July 80. So these two here, Joy and Donna here, those are sisters.

They're like, whoa, this is fucking crazy. They say they both received phone calls from Aunt Nettie Ruth on August 8th, 1980. Joy told the detective Ray Clever that she was at work, estimating that it was about noon in Ohio, about 3 p.m. in Washington, when her aunt called her. They had a brief conversation, about three minutes. She said it was crazy. She said, quote, they said this was the secret that had this been going on.

She said this was the information that she was waiting for. According to Joy, Aunt Ruth contacted her there and told her that she shot Rolf and burned his body. Yes. That day? Yeah. She was like, no, probably not. That probably didn't happen. She said, I was very busy at work and just told her I'd call her later. She said she's probably just drunk. She said, I didn't want to believe what she's saying. I thought she'd been drinking again. Right.

Two days went by and Ruth called again. And she was like, oh, yeah, I think she was just drunk. She thought that Ruth was spouting nonsense and all of that. But then on August 10th, she told her the same thing. Killed him, burned him. She said then as time passed, Joy, even though she didn't want to believe it, she said, well, why didn't Rolf take his clothes with him when he left? Right. Because Ruth offered to send his clothes for me and my husband because they were about the same size.

Oh my God. So she's like, why would you do that? Later, Joy mentioned to Ruth that her daughter was having trouble with a boyfriend who was too persistent. Yeah. And Joy talked of a plan to get the guy to leave her alone. Ruth said, I know a better way to get rid of him. I'm good at this. Jesus fucking Christ, man. I'm in a Dixie Chicks song. I know what I'm doing. So...

That's fucking insane. Then here she goes into detail too. She says Robert held Rolf while she shot him then helped her drag the bloody body to the bathroom. There they chopped him up with a broad axe and a butcher knife and

burned his remains in a trash barrel after they ground down some of them in the meat grinder. Meat grinded him. Meat grinded him and then sold the fucking meat grinder to people who make meat. Yes, sold it to somebody else with Rolf all over it. Yup, then Paul, the other brother, he told authorities that on several occasions Ruth told him that she shot her husband.

She also reportedly told him that her husband fell over a couch when he was shot, spraying blood and brain matter in the living room. His body was cut up in the bathroom. Pretty similar story. Ruth told Joy that, quote, she and Ralph had a fight and that Ruth's brother Robert held him and that Ruth shot him and killed him. So...

They also find out that this was a fight over the finances because that's what she said. She talked about the $50,000. Then Robert Myers, who's the other brother, told Paul Myers that when Rolf Neslin told Ruth to come up with the money or else, that Ruth gave him or else. That's what she said. Wow. So that is fucking interesting. So now they head to Illinois to talk to her brother Robert. According to him...

That's exactly what happened. Now, Robert is sick as fuck on dialysis. Oh. Not doing well. So they- He's willing to just fucking spill it. He doesn't care. Yeah. Yeah, he doesn't give a shit. He's dying. So they said, yep, we had a broad ax and a hacksaw and a butcher knife, and we cut it up, burned him in the backyard, put some in a meat grinder. And then Robert said he pulverized the remaining bones. Oh.

Then what was left of him from the meat grinder and the pulverized bones was mixed with manure and used as fertilizer for her flower garden. Get the fuck out of here. She turned her husband into a fucking flower garden. She raised daisies. She made him push daisies for real. Push the little daisies and make them come up, as Weed once said. After all of this, Ruth commented, quote, first time the old bastard ever smelled sweet.

Oh, what a bitch. She is rough. And that's her brother who said that, not somebody else. So they visited Robert and they said he is. He's also half senile half the time and he's all sick and there's no way they're going to bring him back to Seattle for them, put him in jail like they're just he's in a convalescent home. So they just leave him there. The niece's info and his info leads to a new search warrant that is very invasive. Rip the fucking house apart and find what you need.

underneath some new carpet they found a trail indicating the presence of blood on the concrete floor of the residence and spot and a spot of high velocity blood mist was found on the ceiling of the house as well spatter the blood spot on the ceiling was a type they said that it only happens caused by gunshot wounds it's a very fine it doesn't happen from anything else

So they test the blood. It's a type A blood, but now they have to find what fucking blood type Rolf was. They also find a gun. They find a lot of guns we'll talk about, but one particular gun had blood on it, on the gun, indicating that it had been used to shoot either a human or an animal from a range of three feet or less. Close feet, yeah. Turns out it's type A human blood. What's Rolf?

Let's do that shit. So to find that out, because they had no way of figuring out what Rolf's blood type was, they didn't have anything on file, he never donated blood, nothing like that. They used the same technology they used for ancient Egyptian mummies. They have this new thing, basically, where they can figure this out. So this new technology they used to type the blood of mummies they use for Rolf, and they found out Rolf is type A.

That's not good. Same thing. Yeah. January 1982. This is still going on. Paul is pissed at Ruth because Ruth is scamming her own brother. He wrote a letter to her saying, Dear sis, I've called you several times and have finally come to the conclusion you have made a mistake. Love and affection that I have for you and the blind addiction to your needs, I believe, have given you the impression that I am to be treated like a dumb sucker.

I'm not going to call you anymore or write you anymore. You get the money together that is mine and get it to me or send me the something. I can't read it. And I'll come get the car. If you don't, I'm going to Seattle and I'll show you who's a sucker. Your bro, Paul, your bro, your bro. So apparently he showed up in February 82 to claim the vehicle that Ruth had promised to him. But when she got there, he got there. She told him car's gone. Sorry.

Already sold it. Yep. He was convinced that Ruth and her neighbor, Winnie, the friend, Winnie K. Stafford, had colluded to hide it from him. It's in Winnie's house somewhere. Despite the fact that she was 15 years younger than Ruth, they were really close, her and Winnie. So...

At this point, she decides she's going to turn her house into a bed and breakfast, a high-end bed and breakfast. Yeah, you know, with bloodstains all over it. She's a good cook. She specialized in baked goods and homemade sausage. She's entertaining. She knows how to put on a good dinner party. There'd be virtually no startup costs, and she could get $150 to $200 a night for each room. So Paul heard about this and said, well, you owe me a share of this shit because you stole my money.

He didn't have a house or a job or money in the bank and she burned him on the car deal. And so, you know, she, he said he was going to convince her that she needed a man around the place to help with chores and for protection. So he'd go into partnership with her. Okay. Now the second search warrant after Paul gets pissed off at all this, when she tells him, no, he tells the cops everything, the invasive one, a little bit more that they find. We'll go to the whole deal here. Um,

What they find here, by the way, Winnie K. Stafford is there and Ruth is there. 1102 a.m. The two women sat there. They said just, you know, upset. They left two and a half hours into it. They just took off.

Ruth came back the next day to pick up her blood pressure cuff and a hot water bottle, complaining to everyone with an earshot that it was terrible, that an ill woman should be treated so badly, forced out of her home, our own home, while cops pawed through her belongings. She told Detective Clever, quote, there's about 50 people who would like to come in here and squeeze your head. Fifty. Fifty, yeah.

A few minutes later, she called the house again and demanded that they turn off her outside lights, even though she's the one who left them on. It's my light, Bill. Yeah. Her attorneys called the search preposterous. They said neither they nor their client had seen any affidavit listing what the searchers were looking for. They said, we think there's no basis for it. We have no problem with them taking a look at what's there because maybe that will shut them up once and for all. They're going to just look around, then they're going to go along on their merry way.

ruth said she was taking the search very hard it not only creates a physical hardship by her being displaced from her home but serious emotional trauma as well so the carpet when they found under the carpet it's because a patch of the carpet looked newer than the rest of it although the pattern was exactly the same

She had a chunk cut out, huh? Yep. They found out she went to Willett's Carpet on August 16th, 1980 and bought eight square yards of carpeting and seam tape. That was eight days after the 8th when they think he disappeared. She seam taped it. Yep. Then on March 23rd, 1981, after they first talked to her in late February, she went back to the same store to purchase new carpeting and tape again. This carpeting, which they said matched the present rug in the master bedroom.

They said if it wasn't, it wasn't if she had, she didn't like completely redo her home. It's just certain sections had been patched or replaced so that the rooms would look casual, looked like they were, you know, normally and fine and all that kind of thing. Ruth said in a tone quote that she wanted to keep our home just the way it was. So he'll see it when he comes back to me. The two investigators said, let's, let's look at that carpet. They found deep red stains. They also said Ruth's bedroom was a small armory.

Loaded handguns and rifles up against the wall, under the bed, in the closets, in the drawers. Wow, just everywhere. She's like fucking Rambo. This is fucking crazy.

The search warrant listed any weapons she might possess. According to those who knew her, she was quite familiar with guns. They'd seen her shoot deer from her front door. What? They'd seen her shoot at cats to scare them away from quail on her property. She could shoot rifles, shotguns, handguns, everything. The Smith & Wesson .38 caliber revolver, it was at the bottom of a dresser drawer. That's the one that they found blood spatter on.

as well. They said Ruth, one neighbor said Ruth was one hell of a shot. They also found a cult Python and a pouch along with six rounds, a Winchester 22 Magnum rifle with a scope, which had 11 live rounds in the chamber. Also a Marlin with a scope and eight live rounds and Ithaca 20 gauge shotgun, a 30 odd, six shotgun, and at least two dozen boxes of bullets ranging from 22s to the shotgun shit. So wow. Numerous knives of every size and a chopper.

as well as hatchets, hacksaws, machetes, and axes. This is inside the house, not outside the house. They said, but this was, of course, the home of people who lived in the country, and you do your own chores, and, you know, this could seem normal.

But the fact that her husband's missing is a little weird. This many knives and this many guns. She is petrified. How many bad people does she know? It's weird. They found a homemade voodoo doll with a nail driven through its chest. Oh. They thought that was odd. They searched her bedroom and they said there was little to find. They said it reminded me of my own grandfather's bedroom, the cop said. Very spare with few items in it beyond a bed and a dresser. It was like a simple hotel room.

They took the jewelry box with the Viking cufflinks and his medical alert badge tag, which he didn't take with him either. He didn't even take that. Nope. During a fucking insane. This is a 10 day search, by the way, that they do. So they said that it become habit to keep their eyes focused on what might be in plain sight that they may have missed. So one cop's laying on the carpet, looking up at the ceiling as he looks back. He said he's stretching out because his back hurt.

He said he saw the faintest mist of something dark brown against the ceiling tiles. So the faint dots weren't all over the ceiling. In fact, it looked like most of the ceiling had been resurfaced with a textured paint product, but one section had been missed. It was stained with what looked like blood spatter, fine spray, high velocity spatter. He said it was right over where Rolf's easy boy chair was.

He was always he always sat right there. I can remember Ruth sitting on her bed and telling me about how Rolf had hit her, even though she never had a mark on her. And Rolf sitting in that chair with scratches and cuts all over his face because that's a cop that had been out there before. The two deputies grabbed a saw and cut that section out to be tested. Then they looked down.

They saw the concrete floor slab in the shadow area behind the couch. They said it was porous enough that it too had absorbed some liquid. They discovered that another concrete slab leading to the master bedroom was also stained. They were both marked with some fluid deposited there. They tested positive for a chemical designed to clean concrete called Cretinue. Yes, but it didn't work 100% of the way because they said they still found

Shit. They said,

And we couldn't use a wet saw to cut through the concrete because it might have diluted any blood in there. Right. There was so much concrete dust, we vacuumed several times, but Ruth Neslin was still furious afterward because of the dust. Wow.

They said that they put luminol down and shit popped like crazy. They said it popped on the frame of the sliding glass doors of the tub in the master bathroom. They found similar stains on the walls of both the master bedroom and bathroom, even a faint patch of droplets between the master bedroom and a bathroom on the other end of the hallway. A large stain resembling the imprint of a hand appeared on a carpet pad in the living room along that path.

The handles of a wheelbarrow also reacted to the luminol. Further testing, all stains proved to be type A human blood. In certain areas, like the slabs, there was so much blood that the person who had bled there would have had to have suffered a major, probably fatal wound. Pools of blood. So much blood, the person's probably dead. Yes. Now, they said A positive. A is very common. It's the most common type. And Ruth also had A blood.

And no one knew what type of blood Ralph had at the time. We'll find out later. It's fucking A. But they said the stains, spatters, and mists they found proved to be human blood. And they said, okay, this is pretty fucking crazy here. Yeah. So they found out it was type A. And they couldn't be more specific because DNA isn't around, obviously. They said they're collecting all this evidence. And then at the end when they were all done, the last thing they bagged was Reader's Digest to catch a killer. Yeah.

The cop said, this time we took it. It seemed pertinent. Yeah, it's a pretty good book. It's fucking insane. So this is wild. They also found out that in 81, people had refinished the ceilings. They found the people who had refinished it. And the ceiling was apparently resurfaced after the blood was deposited. And the blood was found only in the non-resurfaced area. She didn't realize it. Also, they found out that she replaced the living room couch with

And they said a trunk, which was behind the couch, had type A human blood and bloody gray head hair on the lid. He has gray hair, by the way. So not good, let's just say here. Master bathroom. So basically exactly what Robert said. Shot him in the living room, dragged him to the bathroom, cut him up, brought him outside. Exactly what the evidence shows.

So the .38 caliber revolver, they said, also has Type A blood on it. Right, and shot with something powerful enough to blow a head hair off and a mist into the fucking ceiling. High velocity, which is a .38 would be there. So Ruth is arrested, obviously. Yeah. The town freaks out because rumors start flying about...

You know, she cut them up and then put them in a meat grinder. So they found Jean Plummer, a Lopez butcher who lived on Port Stanley Road, turned over the items that she bought from Ruth. A meat grinder, a grinding auger, and four grinding and cutting attachments. The plumbers had never used the meat grinder because of the rumors. They felt after they got it, they heard the rumors and were like, we should put shit through it.

So when they ran tests on it, they found no stains of any kind of anything. This thing had been cleaned very well. Not even like a little piece of turkey, nothing. It was boiled. Yes, exactly. So they said, okay, that's something. But the meat grinder rumors get really big here. Then a guy named John Saul, who's a Lopez Island thriller author...

He started writing limericks about this shit. The thriller author? Yeah, he writes like crime books. He wrote, he said, quote, one night at the Alec Bay Innie, a drunk shot Ralph Neslin, the ninny.

While dear brother Bob chopped him up in the tub, Ruth served a drink to friend Winnie next door. There was once a lady named Ruth whose problems was telling the truth. She shot up her hubby, cut him up in the tubby, and now needs a pardon from Booth. There was a Lopesian named Ruth who tippled a little vermouth. She shot her man dead and cut off his head. The judge said that Ruth was uncouth.

Not bad. Some said the old lady was kinder than one who would use a meat grinder. Some said she stole money, but Ruth said that's funny. Yes, guilty is how they will find her. So...

So he's clever. That's fine. Yeah, it's not bad. They're not going to arrest Robert. They find out he is probably the one of the cops said he's probably in his last days. He's on a kidney dialysis machine in bed 24-7. Yeah, he's going to die next week. He's more worried about bed sores than convictions at this point. So will they be able to convict her or is it once again? Nobody, no crime. They've got nobody. Is Marley singing it deep for us? Yeah.

Nobody in the crime. One more again. One more again. They said if no one can find the body, this is, by the way, the Spokane County prosecutor, Donald Brockett, said if no one can find the body, chances are you can get away with a murder. That's not good. He said that in the newspaper. Right. Don't print that. If you get rid of it, we can't get you. Don't write that part down. I was just telling you that.

He said, how many thousands of missing persons are there and how many of those are the result of murders where someone really sat down and plotted it out and with just a little bit of luck got away with it? Shitloads is the answer. Wow. They said you'd have to dispose of the body in a way no one can find it because if you can do that, who's to say that there's a murder? That's real reassuring, bro. Thanks.

Here's how you kill someone and get away with it from the county attorney. I am locking myself in a bedroom forever. He's like, I'm really tired of prosecuting shit. I'm going to tell you guys how to get away with this. Yeah. So she has been arrested. Like I said, they let her out on bail. And so for three years, she runs a bed and breakfast out of her house that she killed her husband in, allegedly at this point, without going to trial.

His body still isn't located. This, by the way, if convicted, she will be the first person in the state of Washington to be convicted on a murder without a body.

It's fascinating. First, no body, no crime. Jury selection was interrupted for more than a week when she was hospitalized for a severe nosebleed. By the way, that's her excuses about the blood in the house. It's from me. I had a bad nosebleed. My nosebleeds are so bad, it's a mist. Plus, you think it's a corpse has been dismembered here. That's how bad they are. Yeah, tip your head back and it just sprays everywhere.

They have a jury of 12 men and three women, and they'll pick numbers to see who's going to be the 12 from there out of that. It took two and a half weeks to fucking get this jury. It was the longest jury selection process in the judge's 35 years as a lawyer and judge, he said. So there we go. The judge said they must prove him dead by criminal means in order to prove their case against Ruth. That's what the jury's told in the beginning. That's what we have to figure out.

So the Superior Court judge here, Robert Bibb, Bobby Bibb, told the prosecutors that they are allowed to interweave their circumstantial evidence with statements made by others about the crime. They said when the state's case ends in about two weeks, the judge will decide whether prosecutors have in fact shown that he's dead. And if not, he'll dismiss it. They said, we don't even know he's dead.

So the prosecutor in his opening said Ruth Neslin siphoned $100,000 from joint accounts into her own name, then shot and killed her elderly ship pilot husband, Rolf, when he tried to regain his fortune. That's what he said. This is a case about a woman who couldn't get along with her husband after he retired. This is a case about a woman who intentionally killed her husband when he confronted her about the missing funds and disposed of her husband's body in the hopes the crime would not be discovered.

The defense attorney, Fred Whedon, reserved his opening statements till later. He said, I'll do it at the conclusion. I'll just do closings. I don't need this shit. That's fucking funny. Also, the judge ruled that Robert Myers earlier testimony before an inquiry court is admissible here because he's too sick to make it here. They're going to just put his testimony into the record and the jurors are going to be able to read it. In that in that testimony, he denied that anyone killed Rolfe.

That's when they talked to him before he went back to Illinois and was sick and admitted it all. So the defense is like, we're going to use this and say this is the truth. But Paul testifies and he testifies. He overheard his brother and Ruth describe the slaying while he was present in the house. Like she said, he said, I was sitting there. There were five feet away just talking about it. Like, remember when we cut his arm off? Remember, we didn't know what to do with his head. Like shit like that. Oh, yeah.

November 21st of 85, after several trial delays and interruptions caused by Ruth's ongoing health problems and her excessive use of alcohol, she'd be like, I can't make it today. I'm hungover. I am fucking hammered. The judge orders her to stay in the island's convalescent center each night except Friday and Saturday night, the remainder of the trial.

The turn up nights. That'll get her there on time. All right. The defense case here, witnesses talked about several incidents that could explain the presence of bloodstains found on the floor. Not that much. You can't. You can't explain that. Unless it's we dismembered something that was once alive. Yeah.

Two friends of Ruth Estelle strong and Wanda post testified that she suffered serious nosebleeds. We're talking a real set. Like she needs transfusions. Cause it's just pouring out by the court. You know what a sieve is. It's really like a sieve. Uh, Jim Johnson, a resident who worked on the Neslin home during its construction said he was injured twice during that work and left blood in the house each time. So it might be his, Oh, never know. Uh,

Here's another guy who says he saw Rolf after he's supposedly dead. He said, I saw him on August 10th of 1980. This is John Norman. He said he remembered the date clearly because he was going to a McDonald's restaurant, which everyone knows when they go to McDonald's. You keep that in your brain. To celebrate a friend's birthday.

Was the friend six? Because if they're not, your friend is a piss poor fucking celebrator of birthdays. Why are you hanging out with babies, man? Nuggets for everyone. They said, you're certain it was Mr. Neslin? And he said, absolutely. But on cross-examination...

He acknowledged that he and his friend frequently traveled where they went to McDonald's, and it might have been another time. It might not have been August 10th, even though that was a day that they were there. So Ruth testifies because she has to. Yeah.

She testifies, and they think that she's going to come across as a nice-looking senior citizen. No way, right? Yeah, she bakes cookies. You've stated her B&B. Yeah. So during this, she told about her marriage during direct examination, her health, her alcoholism, and her version of the period leading up to the disappearance. And he just took off, and it's so sad, and she wiped a tear. And then the prosecutor came in. Oh.

And established that this relationship was increasingly violent. Throughout questioning, she either denied or claimed she couldn't recall certain events and incriminating conversations she had with her relatives. I don't recall that. So they attacked her versions of events using sworn testimony she made during a special inquiry in the 81-82 year there, as well as a statement to investigators.

They just kept finding all of her discrepancies in her statements and bringing it up. Yeah. At the end of her testimony, the guy said, OK, no more questions. She shouted out, I did not kill my husband. She knows. She's like, I did not. That went so bad. And a lack of a contraction there, too. I did not. So it was bad.

Then the prosecution, just when they think it's all over and it's going to be a little shaky and who knows, the prosecution hits them with a surprise witness that just comes forward. Who's this? Winnie K. Stafford. Uh-oh. The next-door neighbor and best friend. She's got a conscience? Well, let's find out. A man who knew both of them, who's friends with them, said, quote, Winnie K. can be as crazy as a hoot owl sometimes. Okay. She just got sucked in by Ruth and Ruth's money.

So here it is. She comes up and says,

She had said in the inquiry hearing that nothing happened. She feels terrible for Ruth. It's awful. Now she says that, no, Ruth confessed to me. I know exactly what happened. I'd been in the house from time to time when they're cutting him up and I know exactly what happened. I know everything. She told me everything. And they said, well, why are you recanting your former testimony? She said, I felt what had been done had been done and I was protecting Ruth.

What's done is done. You can't bring him back to life by getting Ruth in trouble. She said that after being granted immunity from prosecution from perjury, she decided to come forward and

You know, the testimony here, the prosecutor called it the stereotypical surprise witness. It's like a TV show. So she said she admitted the day that the murder happened. Ruth had admitted to her that this happened. She said Ruth began to cry as she confessed and explained to her that her brother was at the moment chopping Rolf's body up in the bathtub of their home.

And then she told them Root's brother later burned the body. They smashed up the thing, the meat grinder, the whole deal. So in closing, the prosecutor says the marriage was really a case of who was going to kill whom first. He said Rolf apparently discovered his wife had placed his assets from him. He went home and demanded the money or else, and he got or else. He used her own fucking statement against her. The defense said nobody's been found.

Nobody, no crying. They brought in a guy with steel drums and shit and just started playing a full reggae version of it. And there's nothing that said he's met a violent end. This is ridiculous. He thinks that, you know, Ruth says that he went to Norway or committed suicide, and we don't have any evidence to the contrary. They said that a lot of witnesses said Ralph came depressed sometimes and drank heavily after the accident that forced his retirement. So who knows what happened?

It is 33 hours of deliberation over four days. And this is a sequestered jury, too. So they've been holed up for weeks, these people here. And they come in with a verdict of guilty of first-degree murder. Wow.

Absolutely. Yeah. Guilty. First one. First one. Yep. They said because they had like five people that were like, yeah, she told me this and then this one helped. It's all the same. It's all the same. I mean, it all matches the physical evidence perfectly where he was shot, where he was dismembered and the new burn barrel, everything. Right.

So the prosecutor says she was a woman who, after her husband retired, just couldn't get along with him. She systematically moved money from their accounts into her own, killed him when he confronted her about it, and tried to erase the evidence. Okay. Ruth, during sentencing, she hobbles in with a cane, by the way. Yeah. Oh, man. They said, do you have anything to say for yourself? And she said, I didn't kill my husband. I wouldn't and I couldn't.

Which is exactly what OJ said about Nicole, which is funny. The judge says, well, you, ma'am, may fuck off life in prison. Yeah. With parole. Okay. With parole. He said he would recommend to the state board of prison terms and parole that she should serve a minimum of 20 years behind bars. Under state law, she could be released after 15 years. But he said, I'm going to recommend you serve at least 20. Uh-oh.

She said that the length of the sentence doesn't matter because I won't last that long. That was her response. They also grant a defense motion to release her pending appeal. Until her appeal is done, she can stay out. It's either $100,000 cash bond or $150,000 property bond.

So they she does that and she's out running her fucking B&B during a murder while she's convicted of murder. Well, while an appeal is going on. Let's read. Let's rent a room from that lady who was just convicted of murdering her husband. I'm sure that she'll make a lovely breakfast in the morning. Yeah.

I hear she makes a great brunch here. There's a type a all over this place. Wow. So members of the jury that convicted her also cried as they read the verdict. One juror said it was not a decision we wanted to come to. Sure. At all. But the evidence was too much. They said it was very difficult for all of us.

So she's appealing the conviction, like we said. She said, I don't have any future. They took my future away from me right here in this stinking little county. This stinking little county. A few days later, after the conviction, a juror says he was duped. What do you mean? A juror said that he erroneously thought that she placed an advertisement to sell their home shortly after he disappeared.

And it turns out she listed something for somebody else with her number on it, but it wasn't her house. But she's good at selling houses, so she said she would do it. She sold the car, though, doggy. And all the other shit. But this was the thing that he said the ad was actually for a home owned by a friend of Ruth's. And he said, you betcha I would have held out if I knew that. Why? Why is that the piece of evidence? Whether or not she sold the house doesn't matter.

How about she sold the meat grinder her brother said they ground him up in? How about that? Sold all of his shit. Sold his Fairlane and his Mustang. She said, I just feel totally miserable. There's a whole bunch of reasonable doubts in my mind until I saw that she was trying to sell that house I thought was her house. He said that his second thoughts were cited by a defense lawyer as a potential grounds for a move to overturn the verdict.

So, yeah, they said in my mind, there's a big the prosecutor said in my mind, there's a big difference between being innocent and not guilty. That's what the jurors say. But still, Root's lawyer says, yeah, they said, if I determine that that's the basis for a mistrial or a new trial, it's going to come. Yeah, let's do it. Another juror disagrees with that first juror.

The one juror said, quote, this guy's name, by the way, is Richard Saylor. S-A-Y-L-O-R. So no Dick Saylor. He's he's on board. Dick Saylor.

He said, if Ralph Nelson walked into Friday Harbor the day after tomorrow, we could say we didn't make a mistake under the circumstances. I respect that juror for the fact that he didn't cave in, but I'm disappointed that he's saying now that he has second thoughts because it accomplishes nothing. He shouldn't feel badly. We did a good job. This guy's saying even if we did fuck up, it's not on us because the evidence was there. We took what we took. We saw a snapshot of something, and this is what we agree. Yeah.

The next day in the Longview Daily News, there's an editorial that's fucking hilarious. It's called Liquor Was an Accomplice. Had John Barleycorn been on trial with her? John Barleycorn, meaning booze. Yeah.

Ruth Nelson might have gotten off lightly as an accessory in the murder of her husband. But Ruth Nelson was on trial alone, and the jury this week pronounced the Lopez Island resident guilty of first-degree murder. Three factors distinguished the case. Prosecutors produced no body. A startling number of witnesses testified that Neslin had told them that she killed her husband. But most astonishing at all was the role of booze in these events. Why is that astonishing?

Shocking. Oh, my God. It goes on to say prosecutors also described them as a hard-drinking couple. Given these drinking habits, it's no wonder that the actors in this drama had difficulty remembering what actually happened, and one could only speculate on how drinking aggravated the tensions that led to his death. Ruth's conviction underscores a cautionary tale. Drinking doesn't excuse murder. She was still responsible for her actions, but a monster was loose in this family, and Ralph Nelson was not the only victim. Okay.

In January 1987, Ruth Nelson agrees to an out-of-court settlement with the San Juan County Sheriff's Department to resolve the lawsuit she filed, claiming they violated her civil rights and damaged her property. Oh, in her house? So they gave her six grand to fix her concrete. She's still out, mind you. July 17, 1987, she hits two bicyclists with her 1975 Dodge van while shit-faced driving. Wow!

Leaving them in critical condition in the hospital. Oh my God. She ran them over. Yes. So she testified she unknowingly drank orange juice laced with vodka that some of her friends had inadvertently...

Unknowing and inadvertent, placed in the refrigerator without telling her. She said the drink and her poor eyesight, she's Mr. Magoo now, contributed to this accident. You can't taste the difference between regular orange juice and vodka and a screwdriver? Even Chong went, it's fucking vodka, man. You know what I mean? He was stoned and on fucking 18 different kinds of pills. He was stuffing them in his face.

I thought that orange juice was bad. The judge said, you know what you're going to do now? You've got convicted over two years ago. You're actually going to go to jail now. Oh, okay.

Sent her to jail. In his decision, he wrote, it's uncomfortable for me to contemplate Ms. Nuzlan spending some substantial period of her last years in prison or even expiring there only to have her conviction subsequently reversed. You're the judge. Do you think it's going to get reversed? Do you think you did everything right? So she's finally sent to jail. She's held in Island County Jail until transported by plane to Washington Correctional Center for Women at Gig Harbor.

Um, so yeah, February 8th or February, 1988, she puts up an appeal basically saying that her brother's testimony recounting conversations he heard between them shouldn't have counted because that's hearsay. So that's what they say. But they, they say that a party opponent is not hearsay if it's offered against a party and is a statement of which he has manifested his adoption or belief in its truth.

So it's fine. It's not hearsay if he's there to say it. And he heard it coming out of her mouth. Right. It'd be one thing if Robert told me Ruth said this. That's hearsay. This is...

I heard this bitch say it. It's different. She said it to me. Yeah. Well, to somebody else when I was there. There's hearsay and there's heard this bitch say. Those are two very different things. Yeah. So it is denied, by the way. Really? With good behavior, her earliest date of release from custody would be August 2007. Oh, my God. Because she went in in 87. She could have had five years of time served already, but she doesn't. Yeah.

Fall of 1992, she is diagnosed with lung cancer and told she has only months to live. More than 100 Lopez Island residents signed petitions asking Governor Booth Gardner for an early release on account of her failing health. Mercy.

February 17th, 1993, at the Purdy Correctional Facility, she dies in prison. How about that? No mercy. Nope. Medical examiner determined her death was caused by a blood clot in the lung, which was a result of poor health and inactivity. By the way, the Governor's Board of Clemency had scheduled a hearing for March 12th to consider releasing her for humanitarian reasons. Just missed it.

Yep, she is buried in Gig Harbor, Washington, here, there, and he is on find a grave for Rolf. It says burial cremated, other. He's all over the place. Burned and put in a flower garden. Quickly, June 2023, there is a save our statue thing. This is a statue of Rolf that's been in town forever. Oh, look at that. Check it out. It's a dope statue with a plaque.

He said the smiling mug of Neslin with his... That's smiling? Jesus. Yeah, that's smiling. It looks like he's frowning. Yeah, he's a fucking sailor is what he is. Oh, scowling, not smiling. Oh, okay. It says scowling. That's a sailor smile right there.

Hell yeah. Sure.

shit like that but then a local Feliciano's the guy's last name they said the statue had toppled over the wooden pedestal it was on had been eaten by termites so this guy raised money and got a stone base for it and had it put up again

So it's yeah. He said that. Yeah, it's nice here. They also say there's a town legend here. Quote, it's said that on moonless nights on the now quiet, structurally unsound high bridge. Yeah. A drunken voice can be heard singing Norwegian sea shanties down to the ancient river spirits who laugh and seem to understand the cosmic joke. Amazing.

This was Anne Rule's book is called No Regrets and Other True Crime Cases. It's got a bunch of different stories in it. It was also an A&E City Confidential. Remember those? No shit. City Confidential on Lopez Island. Foul play on the friendly aisle.

And that, everybody, is Lopez Island, Washington. And one of the fucking weirdest things we've ever done, right? Is that crazy or is it just me? I love the local legend lore of sea ditties being sung to the... Norwegian sea shanties. Being sung amongst the... Where the fucking fallen bridge was at. Drunkenly singing down...

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Pure incompetence is how you fuck it up. He got two bodies. They had none. Two of the worst lawyers I've ever seen and a bunch of the worst cops I've ever seen is how that happens. And we'll explain it all. And then for small town murder inside Ed Gaines house. What's in there? What's in Ed Gaines house? So much.

What's a day in the life of Ed Gein in that house? It's fucking weird. We'll talk all about that and more. Patreon.com slash crime and sports. And you get a shout out at the end of the show, which is right fucking now. Jimmy, hit me with the list of the most wonderful goddamn people who've ever existed on this shitty goddamn blue marble called Earth. This week's executive producer is Whitney Green. Thank you so much, Whitney, for everything you do for us. You are wonderful. You are wonderful.

Other producers this week are Liz Vasquez, Peyton Meadows, Heath Mauger, Laurie Simmons, Janice Hill, Scarlett Horbis III in a Joey Pepitone rug. Oh, great. Steph Feller, Jessica Anderson, Krista Gonzalez, Sean Heller, Christiana Robbins, Thomas Lombard, Tariq Ortadek,

Amy Hartsfield. Opie with no last name. Jessica with no last name. Travis Mosher. Tina Ribeiro. Dakota Bracken. Will Roberson. LG. Suzanne Antonelli. Richard McClendon. Amy with no last name. Angel H. Katie Potts. Joanne. Jonathan. Not Joanne. Jonathan Stratton. Zachary Hudson. Nicholas Deckert. Gail Berge. Hades' daughter. Kevin Fouts.

Priya Ramnath, I think. Alan Corey. Megan Tuttle. Eden Metz. Tammy. No, that's just Tam High. Tam He. I think it's Tam High. I think it's an Asian name. Tam. Last name High. Maybe He. How do they say H-I? Is it High? Or is it like Raising Arizona? Is it Tam H-I? H-I. I think it might be He. Hello, Hi. Hi.

Ha? I like ha better. I think it's ha. Yeah, ha. That's how we're saying it. Jackie Chastain, Ken Todd, Natalie Cacagno? Cacagno? It's Cacagno, right? Cacagno. Cacagno? Cacagno? C-O-C-O? No, C-O-C-C. A-G-N-O? That's Italian. Cacagno, right?

Or, yeah, or Cucino might be. Hey, listen, good for you, Natalie. Thank you so much. Stone Toad, Samantha Barnes, Wooper God, Icky with no last name, Dawn with no last name. Gloria Haley, what is it? Say again? Woods, obviously, for Icky. For sure. It has to be. It might just be Ick. Shill34. Oh.

Wendy Middleton, Carrie Cormick, Alicia Canizo, Tom Kowalski, Chris with no last name, Kimberly Pratt, Carter Lee, Veronica Barth, Samantha Smith, Melissa Urbannik, Bobby Goldsmith, Young with no last name, Sterney with no last name, Haley with no last name, Amanda Johnson, Megan with no last name, Seb Casablancas, Madison Gordy, Flower Moon Bagels, Wayne McKinley, Abby Testa,

Travis Payne, Rebecca Patterson, Abby Braun, Lori Espe, Denise Freeze, Samson Nelson, Sarah Malone, Matt Barnes, Kimberly with no last name, Casey James, Petruchio Artatori, Ashley Hink, Cindy Wolfe, Jeannie Hammers, Kayla Davenroy, Rat Baby, Dana Dahl, Courtney Ward, Susan Brown, Zoe Ford, William Chandler,

James Lancaster, Liana with no last name, Rose Brammer, Andrew Hadding Radio, Andrew Hadding from the radio? I don't know. Troy Miner, John Murphy, Michael Newding, Susan with no last name, Brittany Jones, Jasmine Caldwell, Raphael Mosey, Jesse Kochal, Tanya McPherson, Rick Schmitz,

Rebecca, just one, not two. No, it is two. It's not just one. Oh, yeah, yeah. That's what it is. Rebecca Baggett, Trey Adler, Alder, Trey Alder. Thomas with no last name, Michelle Nazarino, Eric Witterholt, Kelly Dunned, Dunned?

Heather Mama Miller, JB, Charlie Coker, Coach Sam would know last name. Estelle would know last name. Zachary Thompson, Kenny would know last name. Margaret McCormick, Trish Ton, Jay, the letter J. Also Jen, Scott Richardson, Adam would know last name. Brittany Cox, Flutie Flakes, Levi Stiles, Zach Chalky, Faisal Isbai, Isbai, Isbai, Faisal Isbai. Carrie would know last name. Oh, maybe not.

All right. J.L. Pipe. You had a fucking epiphany there. Sure did. Ethan Emshoff. Lisa Milbrodt. Michelle Curtin. Jen. No, that's Jed Frederick. Kathy Kathleen Jefferson. Martha Mayer. Jason Sabine. Aaron Howard. Kai with no last name. John Weaver. John Erickson. Jill Reaney. Jolene Black. Rock Trotter. Gene Mensinger. Ricky with no last name. Daniel Emanuel. And...

Jenny Pithecus, uh, Nicole Garcia loves us, James, in case you didn't know. We love you back. She would like us to know that Cody argue L Sperry, Lucas Schultz, Lee Rutledge, Ashley would know last name. JB would know last name. Jason Malassi, Desiree, Desiree Kern, Mike Elliott, Christopher Kilburn, uh,

Jackie would know last name. Samantha Binkley. Aaron Hoskins. Frackle Rock. Matthew Golden. Riley Moran. Ryan would know last name. Hope Eggers. Noah would know last name. Dana Bengel's sister. Gavin Long. I mean, we all know Dana. I'd like to know. Well, yeah, we all got to know. Got to know who the brother is. Who they're related to, obviously. No other way. Gavin Long, Matthew Cutting, and all of our patrons, you're amazing. Thank you, everybody, so much. Oh.

You wonderful, magnificent, beautiful, fantastic bastards. We fucking love you. You want to follow us on social media, shut up and give me murder.com, drop down menu, hit that shit up, follow us, hang out with us, keep coming back, and we'll be back. And until next week, everybody, it's been our pleasure. Bye.

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Welcome to another round of Boardroom or Miro Board. Today we talk retrospectives with Agile coach Maria. Let's go. First question. You've spent two hours in a team retro, but the only input you've heard is Dave's. Boardroom or Miro Board? Boardroom. In Miro, Dave can't hog the space because everyone can add thoughts anonymously, online at the same time. Correct.

Next, you need the team to act on feedback fast. So you turn all those retro notes into Jira tasks. Miro all the way. And I can assign those tasks to teammates. You're nailing this. Now, you see hundreds of sticky notes from the retro. A real mess. But you organize them into five themes in just seconds. Miro, I basically get back an entire hour when I use its AI tools for clustering.

And she's done it. For a limited time, visit miro.com slash retro now for a free business plan trial to unlock advanced retro tools like private mode, voting, and two-way jira syncing. That's miro.com slash retro now.