Episode II: The Sandy Boys and the Top Athletes in Paris
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Ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring. It's episode two. Two guys, five rings. One podcast. What do you make of the title of this? I think it really says what the podcast is. There's two guys, me and you, Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang. There's five rings, which you explained to me is the five...

I'm putting in quotes, continents that compete in the Olympics, which I was blown away by Oceania. And now I kind of think we should just kind of do five. I know there's technically seven, but I kind of like five. I like five. Isn't Oceania the name of the airline in Lost?

Oceanic Airlines. I'm really happy that you said that. Oceanic Airlines flight 815. That faded flight, you know, that plane went down and not everyone survived, but I'll tell you what, like, it was a great show, great entertainment. Yes. Please do your best in, I'm going to time it, in 30 seconds, explain the ending of Lost. Do you think you can do that? I can. Your time starts now.

It's actually... So basically, Lost, the people clash on the island. And at the end of the series, you find out that, you know, some of them actually did get off. But they go back to the island to sort of right their wrongs. And in doing so, they... It was really a religious allegory. And that's 30 seconds. Yeah.

I think that was the most concise explanation of Lost I've heard in my life. Can I tell you, if you had gone back in time and told me when I was watching season one of Lost that it was going to end so badly that I would be unable to even really describe what happened, I would have been crushed. I was obsessed with Lost. Yeah, a lot of people were. ♪

Gosh, I keep forgetting this is an Olympics podcast. Well, the thing is, like, that's sort of our whole thing. It's like, we're going to get around to the Olympics. See, it's not called Five Rings, Two Guys. It's called Two Guys, Five Rings. So you kind of have to get through us before we get to the Olympics part. And like it or not, we're here. We're the guys. You know who's not lost?

All of the Olympians who qualified for the Paris 2024 Olympics, they are found. They are found in their purpose. They are found in their drive. They are going to really go for the gold, I'd say. I think they're all going for the goals and not for nothing. They're going for some of the brand partnerships, too. OK, let's just say it. These people want to shill for Ritz crackers forever.

for tag-cure watches, for a Coca-Cola product, and we celebrate that. - Thank you for speaking truth. What endorsement would you want as an Olympian? What would you want sort of plastered all over your singlet, on the side of your car or your mobile? What do you want labeling you? - This is so hard. This is really hard. - It is hard.

I'm going to follow my gut. Like I said Ritz crackers first just now. I want Nabisco. I want anything Nabisco. That would be so funny. What about you? First of all, you being cookie branded, I think is exactly right. Cracker branded. I, cracker. Oh.

Nabisco's not cookies? Well, Nabisco is cookies. I'm sorry, but I'm leading with Ritz. Like, Ritz is my favorite. Okay. And Nabisco really slayed that with Ritz. Yeah, I would agree. I would agree. I would want to be sponsored by Sprite.

- Oh! - Sprite, I think would be a real, I wanna bring back Sprite, and I also think those colors would be-- - It never went away. - I think you're right. - I drink it every day. - Do you actually? - Not every day, but it's famously my favorite drink in the world.

Now, can I ask you a question? And I really need the answer to this. Is Sprite and 7-Up the same thing? It's slightly different for me. It's like Pepsi Coke situation, right? It's like the formulations are slightly different. They have different... Gosh, it's so interesting. I could write a whole movie about soda.

You should. There's a big demand for that. Well, in a post-Barbie landscape, I think what's coming next is the soda movie, is the Coca-Cola movie. Didn't we talk about doing Coca-Cola the movie? I pitched you a Coca-Cola the movie idea, and I'm really proud of that. We should do that.

I think there's huge brand recognition there. Huge. Everyone knows it. Everyone knows that. But no one knows the story that we would say that was a rule of culture if this was our podcast. But we cannot. We cannot. Everyone knows Coca-Cola, but no one knows the story. Now you would do Sprite.

Why Sprite? Yeah, because I also think the word Sprite would encourage me to go fast. Like, you're a Sprite. You know, you feel very light. You feel very, like... It's a great word. I don't know. I feel energetically that it would do wonders for me up here. And, you know, it's all mental. Sports is all mental. It's all mental.

I should reveal at this time, I actually am the child of a coach father. Yes. My father, Richard Rogers, was a varsity football and baseball coach for 40 years. One of the great coaches of Long Island. One of the great coaches of Long Island was referred to as a defensive genius.

Okay. He was a defensive coordinator and he's very good at what he does. And if I know something, it's that sports are all mental. You got to get your head in the game. Yeah. Okay. As Zac Efron once said. Boy, he didn't say it. He sang it. He sang it. Get your head in the game.

One of the great sports songs. One of the great sports songs. Your dad is a defensive genius. So he was a defensive coordinator. I see. That was his position as a coach when he did football. And he was referred to as a defensive genius. I mean, that's what he said. I don't believe football is an Olympic sport. No, it should be. Which is fine. Well...

Apple doesn't fall far from the tree because you're defensive and sometimes you're a genius. Drag me on the pod. Oh my God. Very Elphaba Galinda coded. This is very, what is this feeling? What is this feeling? Loathing now, now that we've gotten brand partnerships out of the way. Yeah, this is, that was the two guys part. That was the two guys part. Now let's talk about the five rings. Okay. Yeah.

Today we are talking about our top athletes to watch for the 2024 Paris Olympic Games.

There's a lot of people. Yeah. A lot of people competing. So many people competing this year. Hard to whittle it down to three, wouldn't you say? Incredibly difficult to whittle it down to three. And we kind of did, kind of didn't. Like, there's a lot going on here. It was very hard. On the last episode, we talked a ton about Simone Biles. And it's hard to say that she's not the star of the games. Like, she's definitely, you know, at least if you're an American fan,

and you are, you know, supporting America in these games. Not a given. Not a given. Certainly not a given. I remember years ago when those Canadian doubles figure skaters were competing. You remember those dolls? Oh, yeah. Those were really great. That was a whole scandal.

Oh, it would be really good to have a good, solid Olympic scandal this year. Well, yeah. What would that be? I don't know. I don't want it to be dark, but I do want it to be fun. Have intrigue. Like, I don't I don't necessarily want a Nancy Kerrigan, Tanya Harding situation, but I don't not want that. Well, let's remove anything criminal.

Sure. Like, I would love if this were like, if there was like a Housewives-esque, a fun, light Housewives-esque thing, like a Reality Bonte situation. 100%. Like, we don't know why, but Simone Biles just goes up to Katie Ledecky at the opening ceremony, points her finger in her face and goes, you owe me an apology.

And she goes, I was not trying to sabotage your events. She goes, you were trying to sabotage my event. And by event, they don't even mean any of the gymnasts like stuff. They mean like it was a cocktail party that they had prior to the opening ceremony. Right. Supposed to be for all the top Olympics girlies. Let's just say one of them was left out. I would love to hear about the drama behind that, you know? So, Simone, like, have we talked about her enough? I mean, again, I don't want to put too much pressure on her, but.

And I think I already know the answer to this. What if she performs well under pressure? But I think that's kind of when the twisties came in in Tokyo was when she was feeling a lot of pressure. Us being like, can this Olympian who's won seven Olympic medals perform under pressure? Let's look. We don't know. We don't know. She had the twisties once. Meanwhile, we haven't lifted a damn limb for any sporting event in decades.

No. Remember? Wait, were you? Did you play on the softball team that we sort of did in college? I didn't. I came to watch and support and clap. But you guys were all very I remember when you came and watched and supported and clapped. I was playing. I think that was the last time I grabbed a baseball bat. Yeah, God, you know what I genuinely want to do? What? I want to join a volleyball league back in New York.

But I just don't have the time. And once, you know, once I have some free time in the future. We should do doubles beach volleyball. Oh my God. That would be so fun. We should. We should figure it out to play doubles. Do you play tennis? For the Olympics?

I can tell you something. Freshman year of high school, lowest ranking person on the JV ladder for men's tennis. Well, that's not good. I was so bad at it. Terrible. But I appreciate the sport. You don't think now you'd be better? No, no, not at all. Why would I be better? My joints are falling apart.

Why would I be better? It is so true what they say. I mean, it's interesting like when you're a little kid and you hear them talking about like, well, you know, she's 26, which is geriatric for a gymnast. And then you hit your late 20s, early 30s, and you realize, wow, it's not the same. I go to Barry's three times a week. I feel like my body is disintegrating from the inside out. I used to run a 436 mile. Oh, wow.

At the age of 16. Just goes to show. Just goes to show. Your body goes. Hey, if you're out there listening, do something with your body now because every day you're aging. Every single day. Every single second. As you listen to this, your body is giving up.

So use it. Use it. And there is nothing more important than your health. No, I mean it. Go to the doctor like a gay man. I say that to everyone. Every three months, you need to be at the doctor. Listen, you signed up for Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang. But back to Simone Biles. Simone, be careful out there. Oh, my God. But, you know, the thing about the Olympic Village is they do absolutely. You know, I've heard there's condoms everywhere.

And that is actually the global experience that the Olympics can give. And no matter where you are from in the world, no matter what event you are playing in, even if you're not even playing in the games, but you just happen to be cruising in the Olympic Village, use a condom. Use a damn condom, okay? Because we don't know where the sabotage begins and ends, okay? And let's talk about this. We know there's been some shady s***, alright? In the past, like...

Not going to say too much because I don't want to put a target on my back, but there might be some countries out there who don't like America so much. And they might be trying to sabotage our athletes. They might be sending in people, you know, sort of crawling with the stuff. And they're trying to kneecap us in the bedroom.

So finish your events. That would be my advice. Yeah. Don't get Jeff Galooly'd in the bedroom. Honey, don't get me started on Jeff Galooly. Simone, I think is going to do great. I just want everyone to leave her alone until she does the events. Because, you know...

She could potentially tie the all-time gold medal record by a female athlete. And that's of any country, okay? It's just, there's a lot going on. Let's just quickly run through some of the numbers. She needs more than four to break the all-time gold medal record by a U.S. woman. Jenny Thompson swimming at 8.5.

Needs one medal of any color to break the tie with Shannon Miller for most Olympic medals by a U.S. gymnast at seven. She's going to do that. She's going to do that. I believe. She's going to do that. Yeah. Needs more than one gold medal to break the record for most Olympic gold medals by a U.S. gymnast at five of any gender. Now,

I think she'll probably... I mean, look, I don't want to put pressure on her. No pressure on her, but I think she will do all this stuff. Not to say it'll be incredibly disappointing and we'll all feel not as good if she doesn't do this, but again, no pressure.

most decorated, you know, female athlete of all time, blah, blah, blah. Like, just have fun. Hey, Simone, have fun. Just have fun. That's the least you can do. She's 27 years old and

And can you believe their calling are old? First of all, you couldn't pay me to go back to being 27, okay? The return to Saturn? Not a million dollars. No way. No. Simone is going through her return to Saturn like next week. And that's why I'm saying go easy on Simone. There's a lot going on. The...

Basically, what's happening in Simone Biles' life right now, and you can find this out if you listen to any media that RuPaul is a part of or Ariana Grande's new album, the position of Saturn right now is in the same exact spot it was when Simone was born. This is astrology, and this really does factor into the games.

Yes. So she is under a lot of pressure. There is a lot of upheaval in her life astrologically. The stars, the way they're positioned, like win, lose, or draw in these games, Simone Biles is about to be taken on the ride of her life astrologically, and that has to be respected. Leave her alone. There is a lot going on. Take the pressure off her.

Thank you for saying that. I think we're coming off of cancer season when the Olympics will be on going into, I don't know what the season after that is. Gemini. No, wait, no, that's wrong. Gemini's now. No, it's Gemini into cancer. Is it Leo? Leo. It might be Leo. It's going to be a lot of performative.

If Biles wins a medal of any color, she will be the oldest U.S. woman to win an Olympic gymnastics medal since 1948. This age thing is really tripping me up. 27 years old and old.

27 years old and she's elderly. They're ready to toss her out. That's what they do to women. Yeah, but not Simone. Don't count her out. No. I think Simone is going to have a bright future. Well, she's certainly got that star quality. You know, how tall would you say she is? I'm going to say four foot ten. She is four eight. Wow. She is a little slip of a thing. She's a little nothing. I think she's going to be

very, very important to, you know, espionage efforts. 4'8". I can't, I can't, my mind can't wrap around that. 4'8"? Does that make sense? Like, she can really sneak in there. Diva, she's Simone Biles. She can get into anything because she's a decorated...

world-renowned athlete. She's cutting the line at the club. Yeah. Hi, I'm Simone. Hey, Simone, we're so honored that you're here. It's not even like we're so happy you're here or you're on the list. It's we're honored you're here. What a chic name, too. Simone. What a chic name. Now, let's talk about another chic person. Chic in the water. Oh, to be chic in the water, not since Selena Gomez...

Have we seen someone so chic in the water? That is what came out of my mouth just now. Did you see the single soon video with Selena Gomez? Is that when she was chic in the water? You've never seen anyone look better in the water than Selena Gomez. I swear to God, if only she could swim competitively, that would be something to watch. But we have Katie Ledecky. We wouldn't even be talking about Katie Ledecky if Selena Gomez could swim competitively.

I would love if one of the pop girlies just made a hard pivot to Olympics. It's like when Mike White was on Survivor. It's sort of just like that. You don't have to be doing this. Oh, but good for you. Certainly not. No, Mike White had no right being as good at Survivor as he was. Came in second place. Did you know that? It's very impressive. And now you do remind me. I have not seen his season. You should watch his season. It's wild. I think Katie Ledecky will be...

Not the Mike White of the Olympics. No. But whoever beat Mike White in his season of Survivor. We can't control these people's lives. No, no. But we can influence them.

Katie needs three medals to become the second most decorated U.S. Olympian of all time after Michael Phelps. Can we just get into that for a second? Like, this is... Michael Phelps has 28 Olympic medals. If Katie gets three, she'll get to that two spot. Which means... I mean, this is major. This is history. Which means if she gets two gold medals, she ties for all-time gold medals for a female athlete. Yeah.

at nine, which is wild to me. How are you as a swimmer? I was okay. I don't have to build for it. My torso is too short. My legs are too short. I just don't have, I am not, as I said to you last episode, I don't have the liveness that is required of a swimmer to succeed. You have so much strength though.

And I mean that in every sense of the word. You have so much strength. Thank you. Thank you. And so do you. I only see myself reflected in my sister. We are so emotional. And the Olympics haven't even started. You know what I mean? Like, we're already emotional. Like, Bowen and I are crying right now on the podcast. And it's just because we know what it takes.

We know what it takes. I bet if we put our mind to it, we could be we could be Olympians. I'm telling you, we need to figure it out. Is it maybe it's not tennis because you're saying tennis is a no for you. I think it's beach volleyball. I think me and you beach volleyball is not only something that could be fun, but it's something that could really pop off.

Oh, yeah. I think we write the movie. I think it's like, forget Top Gun. Like, we're writing a whole movie about beach volleyball. And do we call it Sandy Boys? I think we have to. No, that's a first idea. No, I think we have. No, it's the right idea. Can we say just for everyone out there listening, this is just advice for us. First idea always is the best. Go with it.

If you're a creative, if you're someone who's a writer... Performer? Performer. The first idea is always the best. Always go with your first idea. And anytime you hear someone say, that seems very first thought, that's not a bad thing. No, no, no. Just be like, yes, it is. And then be encouraged. And then that's your press story. That's the press tour story. It was the first idea. Yeah. I want to talk about one more diva. And...

It's Sha'Carri Richardson. Sha'Carri. Sha'Carri. Now, we talked about how we were looking forward to seeing some drama. I don't want to see any drama when it comes to Sha'Carri, because as we know, she was disqualified for testing positive for marijuana at the 2020 Olympic trials. But she enjoyed a breakout season in 2023, complete with a 100 meter world title. She's a sprinter where she defeated the Jamaican favorites,

like she just really crushed it and she should have been in those 2020 games and it was huge mess when she was disqualified. Well, can I just say the thing about, sure, like literally any other drug, she's out, right? Yeah. But marijuana, it's like,

If she can still win from a weed, you would all be shaking in your boots, shuddering at the thought of her running without weed in her system. Come on now. It's like weed is not going to make you faster. Trust us. If you can trust us on one thing, it's that weed slows you down. And if Sha'Carri wants to do a little reefer, if she wants to get a little reefer madness...

She's only hurting herself. It's not like she's giving herself a performance enhancing drug. I would love to see it. If marijuana were a performance enhancing drug, we would be in the Olympics. We wouldn't need to be talking about our beach volleyball thing. We would be doing it. Oh my God. Honey, if watching X-Men 97 was an Olympic sport while I was off my ass...

I'd be winning gold. Baby, if you made having opinions on Bravo's The Valley, Wallstone, I would be Katie Ledecky right now. Second only to Michael Phelps. Only Michael Phelps. Did you know years ago I did a sketch where I played Michael Phelps and the game of the sketch, which is... I just did a little shop talk. The game meaning the comedic idea, the central bit of the sketch, which...

was that he was chowing down on McDonald's and they practically made me eat the McDonald's again and again and again. I didn't know the concept of miming the food. I had to sit when I played Michael Phelps in a sketch. And how do you even do that? I mean, like, I don't know. But I ate a ton of McDonald's and I'll never forgive Michael Phelps for his diet for what it did to me in a comedic sketch. It's untenable. Oh.

He should be tried for crimes. Criminal court. Criminal court. He should go to criminal court for marijuana offenses as it relates to McDonald's consumption after the fact. As it relates to Matt Rodgers playing him in a sketch.

Where the game, as in the central comedic idea of the sketch, was that he had to eat a bunch of McDonald's. Chow's down. He had just wrapped up his events. He hit up McDonald's, which I get it. We do want to mention one more athlete. This, I think you're going to like this one, Matt. Okay. Caleb Dressel...

Sweetie hottie. Is he a hottie? Let me look it up. I think he's going to be like the thirst sort of object. Oh, my God. Wait for a lot of people. Hold on a second. Yeah, I just Google. I just Googled him and I have a big crush on him now. There you go. That's all it takes.

Listen, he took a big break. He just had a kid. He is living a sweet, sweet life. And he lives on a farm. He works on a farm. This person would have ruined my life in middle school. Apollo Anton Ono?

Oh, no, I say. Oh, no. This guy would have taken over. It would have been Caleb, Caleb, Caleb. Caleb is very special. And look, he's wearing a Speedo in this People magazine shoot. He's really going for it. Oh, my God. That's the thing. It's like, I just... Olympics...

They give you perfect specimens of human beings. Like, remember just watching, like, as a kid and being like, oh, yeah, that's how a body can look. You don't see... You don't... They don't make them like this unless they're Olympians. They don't make them like this. You don't see these... Caleb Dressel... Types. No. You don't see these types. Also, another...

mental health king took a long break, took a nine month break after 2022 worlds to focus on his mental health. Like this is someone who knows his priorities. And also I'm rooting for Caleb. I'm rooting for him too. Do you see his massive leg tattoo? What's the tattoo? It is a full, full tattoo.

like that covers his entire right leg. Google this. Get Google images out. And by the way, thank you J-Lo for wearing the Versace dress in the late 90s so we even have Google images because we wouldn't have it without J-Lo. So I know J-Lo is going through a rough moment right now. She had to cancel the tour. But pay some respect to J-Lo because she's the reason why we have Google images and we can Google Caleb Dressel's full leg tattoo, which have you seen it? It's a lot of line art.

Listen, I'm not saying I love the design. I'm saying I've never seen this on an Olympic summer before. Badass vibes. Caleb, we love you. Caleb, we love you. We're obsessed with you. We want to invite you to be on the podcast in the Olympic Village. You're going to be bored.

So come and talk to us. There's going to be temptations, though. I'll tell you that. No, no. Because if I'm in the Olympic Village, I'll tell you who I'm slipping a note. Mr. Dressel. I'm saying, hi, it's nice to meet you. And then we take hands and I put a little note in his hand and it says my room number. That's how you get it. That's how I flirt. Hi, how are you? I slipped him a little note. Tiny handwritten note. Remember before when we were like, we want drama? Get this.

Depending on his performance in Paris, he could become the second most decorated US Olympian, depending on how Katie Ledecky does. So...

Remember when we said, like, men and women weren't competing? They actually are, in terms of the history books. Who is going to become the second most decorated U.S. Olympian after Michael Phelps? Will it be Caleb Dressel or Katie Ledecky? Wow. This is the Housewives moment we were wishing for. This is the Housewives moments we were wishing for. Forget Billie Jean King and that other guy. This is the battle of the sexes we've been waiting for. By the way, really underrated good movie.

Didn't see it. You have so many sports movies to watch. You have to watch Bend It Like Beckham, and you have to watch Battle of the Sexes. Otherwise, you can't claim to be a fan of Keira Knightley or Emma Stone. Oh, this is starting to go a little too far for you to question my fandom. This is when the podcast went left. The podcast has officially gone left, episode two. When you question my fandom of these actors and actresses. Ha!

You have got another thing coming. I want to talk to you offline. I want to talk to you offline. And I'm pointing. We're going to wrap this podcast up and then I need to talk to you offline. The way you treated me today is very, very unacceptable. Let's wrap it up and give the medals. Let's give the medals out. Okay, bronze. Bronze. I'm going to give my bronze to... Oh, this is so hard. This is hard. You know what? Four.

I think we have four. I think we have to just leave Simone out of it because we don't want to pressure her. Okay, but okay. We've got gold, silver, and bronze. Let's do palladium. Palladium medal is going to be our fourth medal. Fourth place. Palladium I'm going to give to Katie Ledecky. Okay. You've taken a side in the Ledecky versus Dressel fake war we're making up about who's going to become the second most decorated Olympian. And I'm going to give...

And you can disagree with me if you want. I'm going to give... I won't. I'm going to give bronze to Caleb. Okay. Okay? What took him out of the running for silver and gold? Because... Because all he did, all he did was show up, make us a little H word, be a great dad, have an interesting tattoo, and be an amazing athlete. So I don't understand. I don't understand. That's a dime a dozen to me. Wow. There are straight fathers who look hot with tattoos all over the world.

I can tell you that much. I'm in Vancouver, Canada right now, and they are everywhere. Lucky. So that's why. And the reason I gave him bronze is because between Sha'Carri and Simone, I go, this is tough. Because Sha'Carri... You gotta give Simone the silver. I was just gonna say we're giving Simone the silver because we can't give her too much pressure with gold. Sha'Carri is going to wow us in Paris. I know it. Sha'Carri, you spiritually...

have won the gold medal on this podcast because we're giving you the gold medal that you deserved in 2020. Because these squares couldn't take you. Sha'Carri us to victory. Sha'Carri us to victory. And now that you're off the stuff, you're going to run...

So fast. First of all, can I say this is up because a lot of people need to smoke weed to manage their anxiety. Okay. And actually it's medicinal and this is ridiculous. And I'm so tired of squares. Oh my God. Can I tell you something? Yeah. Rob some THC. You know, it was kind of anti-marijuana, my own father, and he had very bad knees and I bought him, um,

It's like this THC like rub, like this Vicks rub. It's THC? Or is it CBD? I don't know, hon. I think it was like THC, but he put it on his knee. Pain no more. Okay. I'm saying THC can be very helpful in terms of like, you know, it's medicinal. I just, I hate the way this went down.

So Sha'Carri wins our gold medal on this episode. She is what we are looking forward to the most. We want her redemption. We want her reputation restored. We want victory for her. We know we will see it. She is going in galvanized and not high. And I hope that for all of us.

Really? In all situations in life? Can I be honest with you? Can I be totally transparent? Please. It's Saturday. It's 12.30 p.m. I might smoke some Sha'Carri. It's the smoke hour, as Willie Nelson put it. Can I tell you something? You know who is very proud of Sha'Carri? Beyonce. Beyonce.

I have no doubt. There is no doubt. Sha'Carri is getting the Beyonce flowers, the bouquet that Beyonce sends to people every now and then. She deserves it. There's no question who deserves those flowers, and it's Sha'Carri. It's Sha'Carri. And Simone. And Katie. And Caleb. All the four. Whether they're palladium, bronze, silver, or gold, we are watching these four, and we're watching all four.

of the Olympians. And this has been our episode that really zeroes in on the top girls. So now you, the listener, you know who to be watching. These are the four. There might be more. And there might be a Galooly that matters.

is horny for me. God, it really, it wasn't a good moment when I realized I wanted to, you know, well, that was actually the first time I ever saw Sebastian Stan. So just another reason why I, Tanya was a great film. Listen, next episode, we're going to be getting into the Olympic village. I'm excited. And if you thought that this podcast has already been fixated on sex, just know that there's more coming.

Sex sells. Okay. It's what sells. It's what got us this podcast. They took one look at us. They said, we need these two hotties. I sent torso shots to the producers. Of both of us? Oh, you can't send photos of me like that. It got us the game. It's very vulnerable.

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