Watch This Space: Friday, September 13th, 2024
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Good morning Millennials! Welcome back to the show. We did it. We did it. We made it. Things we did. It. It that Friday. We did this week. What number week of the year do you think it is? Oh I love this game. 36. Yeah I was gonna say 33. Is that like a factor you can look up? That feels low.

- I don't know if anybody tracks this like we do. I don't think anybody is quite as invested in the days, weeks and months of the year as we are. - I'm just like invested in getting into the holiday season. It's the 37th, wow, I literally guessed 36. - Wow. 37th week, done and dusted. - Done and dusted, bitch. - Things we did the 37th week. - Did she lie? - Watch me do 38. - We'll see about that. We will definitely see about that. - Watch this space. - What's that mean?

- Oh my God, that's like what the kids say when they're about to like do something just great. Like when greatness is coming, they say, "Watch this space." - Oh, so like, you know, before I do a cartwheel, I should say, "Watch this space." - Yeah, or like if you've got big things brewing, big things coming, like working on a big secret project, like watch this space. - Okay, watch this space. We do have a lot in terms of, you know, short term. We have a lot going on today. We've got Queenie and Weenie of the Week, the Fast Five Stories. We both caught up on Tell Me Lies.

And then a little bit bigger picture, you know, long-term watch this space. We are coming up on the weekend, which is fabulous. And then after the weekend comes another week of work. Some would say the 38th. And we have a guest episode that we recorded this week that we're going to release next week that was so fabulous. It is the first time this guest has sat down for a podcast interview. These guests? These guests have sat down for a podcast interview. And let me tell you, it didn't disappoint. It didn't disappoint.

- Yeah, it was really great. So that will be coming out on the 38th week of the year.

- All I have to say, watch this space, my friends. I also caught up on Secret Lives of Mormon Wives last night. I have one more episode left and things have really reached a fever pitch. Have you gotten to Vegas yet? - No, but like everybody spoiled so much for me and I'm grateful 'cause seriously, like I need to talk about it now. You're telling me that Jen is paying for her husband's medical school with her influencer money because the money that his parents gave him for medical school, he gambled away because he has a gambling problem.

Right. And then she went to Vegas with her girls to do her work and film her show and do her mom talks so she can continue to pay for everything that he does. And he needed to come along too, even though it's a girl's trip. And the only other man coming was a man whose partner is 37 weeks pregnant and could give birth. But Zach needed to come too because he has a gambling addiction, but because he has no money because he gambled it all away and he's in medical school, his...

generous wife gave him an allowance of $2,500 for him to gamble. So he goes to Vegas with her and ruins their trip and gambles the night away while also berating her, yelling at her for going to Chippendales with the girls to do her job in that thing that's paying for everything else. Right.

calling her a terrible mother, telling her he's gonna divorce her, telling her he's gonna take the kids to his mom's house, that she is a bad person with bad values, all because she stepped into the Chippendales establishment and she left before the show even started because he was making her so miserable. - Oh my God, and she's like-- - That's what I mean to tell you. - Oh my God, okay, like hey, you.

Hate so much. And I've been seeing like a lot of hatred being sent his way. And usually I'm not one to like, you know, we should not send people hate. But like this is the type of person who needs it. Like dead ass. Dead ass. I mean, they're still together and they're obviously working on things. They have two small children. Like I understand. And then they're also like extremely traditional. I understand why like, oh, you yelled at me. Like divorce isn't like.

The first option for her. But I do hope, I think this show will like give her a lot of power and confidence. And I do hope like she's able to, in some way, like use that to change the dynamic of her marriage because she is treated at anyone would be treated so unfairly in this situation. But when you put into context that she is the breadwinner, like,

I'm sorry, give me your allowance back. - Well, by the way, giving somebody an allowance with a gambling addiction, that's just like a bad call on her point. - Well, she just wanted to make him happy and he hadn't gambled in six months. And I think she like her whole life is just like trying to appease this like narcissist. - For sure, for sure. But like you have to think about tendencies. - Gambling like, okay, this, your alcoholic husband hasn't had a drink in six months. Let's celebrate with a drink. Like that's not how it works. But I know what you mean.

I could also see, I hope, you know, we talk about this a lot, how these reality shows about like traditional women often change the lives and marriages of those women for the better because they have this sense of independence. They're making their own money. A lot of times they start out earning their husbands. But I do think that it could have,

Like that could be one outcome or her husband could say, you can't do the show anymore. Like I'll be really interested to see if she comes back. - But they need the show. - Of course. - How is he gonna go through medical? Like he really has like no leg to stand on yet he thinks he calls the shots. - Right. - That's wild to me. - Those are the craziest people. People with like seriously no leg to stand on and they've got nerve.

And he's like yelling at her, braiding her, saying the nastiest things you could say about a person while also asking for money. - On camera. - You might wanna try with a little sweetness. - It's also crazy when people act this way, like on camera, 'cause everybody's putting on, right? So this is like a front facing version of himself that he thinks is acceptable. - Most of it happened over text, text and phone call, which she shared like bits and pieces so we got the story, but it's not, no, he wasn't saying these things with a camera in his face. - That would be even crazier.

What was I going to say? Oh, and then also we watched Tell Me Lies. There was only one episode. So I guess they dropped two episodes and now we're like living life like it's 2007. Week to week. And we're watching one episode a week.

- That's okay, 'cause last night it took me a while to get through the episode, just like things kept coming up. And by the end, like I felt like I'd been watching it for a long time and I was like excited for next week, but I also was excited to get into Secret Lives, so I was okay. But I am sat on Hulu right now. - Oh, I was just gonna say that. - Everything I'm watching is on Hulu right now. - Me as well because Desperate Housewives is also on Hulu. - Yep. - Desperate Housewives, MomTalk and Tell Me Lies. - Tell Me Lies. - I agree. I feel like we're always saying how like certain streamers go through seasons and recently like Max, I feel like was coming off of a big one. And Hulu's kind of having a moment.

It is, at least for us. Yeah. So that's exciting to not have to switch platforms. The episode of Tell Me Lies wasn't crazy. I don't think that much happened. I think it was one of those episodes where they're just sort of laying the groundwork. And there was also a big chunk of episode at the wedding in the future. And I find the future scenes to be really boring. Yeah. I enjoy it. I just enjoy it. I'm not watching being like, not enough is happening or whatever. I'm just...

- I feel so like deeply when things happen, like that conversation with Pippa and Wrigley in the dining hall at the dinner time, not when she chewed his friends out for lunch, but when he came over and apologized at dinner, like I seriously wanted to start crying and I wanted both of them to start crying. - I know, there's like so much sadness in this show. It's like really dark.

Yeah like everyone's going through a personal struggle and then it's like when someone else is struggling with something and so are you and they're not there for you like that makes you sink even deeper like that's what happens with Macy. That's what's happening with like Macy and her friends right now. That's what's happening with all the girls like they're all dealing with things that are like really heavy and they can't be there for one another so they all keep like spiraling more. Yeah but like I'm sorry Macy like people have a lot going on right now like I know you broke up with your boyfriend and that was sad when it was the only thing that was happening but like

There's other things that are more serious happening now. 1000%. And you know what? I stand and I ship her and the teacher. So you know what? I'm all for it. I think Macy's having a real, a real day. I like don't ship them. I don't know why. Maybe I'm just like, so like rules oriented where I'm like, stay away. Yeah. Don't.

This is trouble. And for what? You guys don't even like know or like each other. You're not even in his class. You would never see him again. Like you literally like story for the experience. She like walked into temptation. It's not like she could not avoid him. Oh, she literally banged down the door of temptation. 1000%. I think that's like,

supposed to be like clear like she is having some sort of crisis because of her breakup and so she's just doing and up until now we've known her as like a really like good girl with a good head on her shoulders and like she cares about her classes and her family and her friends and that's like that's what means a lot to her so I think that we're supposed to be like oh my god no the good girl's gotten bad yeah but like at least with Lucy it's like if Steven never bothered her again like she wouldn't go looking for him

You know, she's not looking for trouble. Yeah. But he keeps coming. Like she can't avoid him. Yeah. That's like the difference. She's tough to watch. Who? Lucy.

When she's being good, she's so good, but she's seriously two different people. And when you think about all the skeletons in her closet, it's like, girl, you should just transfer. Like, you'll never come back from these things. Like, you wrote the letter. You slept with Evan. Like, it's time to transfer. Come clean and transfer. And then you can have a normal life. I, too, had the thought that she should transfer. Mostly because of the cheating thing. Like, if...

I don't know if they do find out, but if and when they do, just run. I don't think they do. I think in present times they're going to find out. I don't think they ever find out in the last seven years. But yeah, like...

I know she wants to be a good person, but you have to start by like making amends. And so she needs to admit to really that she wrote the letter. She needs to admit it to Pippa. She needs to tell really like that's why he's off the team. And that's why her his brother doesn't speak to him. And Brie, I slept with your boyfriend and I'm just going to head out. I'm just headed to Colgate. I got a transfer, a second year transfer. Have a good day, everyone. Yeah.

Like that's the only way to move forward. Otherwise she's stuck living like in this cycle and in the past. And that's what we see in 2015. Because she didn't transfer. Her life sucks. She's so Ms. And yeah, she just went to like, these 10 people are her whole universe for 10 years. And like, I don't know if it occurred to her that she seriously could go to college and like make new friends. Yeah. She needs a clean slate of tabula rasa. Big time. And that can't happen at Baird. No, it can't.

Also, I'm kind of going through something. Oh, okay. I talked to you about this a little bit last night, and I spoke about it on my Instagram story, so I won't berate everyone, but I kind of feel this sense of duty. D-O-D-Y or D-U-T-Y? I'm glad you asked. D-U-T-Y. Oh, wow. Okay, I'm sad. To talk about my experience with the frame TV. Okay. So, I got a frame TV. Now, if you aren't familiar...

It's like a special TV that Samsung came out with a couple years ago that revolutionized the game for people who don't want to look at an ugly TV on their wall. They'd rather have a piece of art. Well, the Samsung frame is so special. It's non-reflective. And it basically is a screensaver when you're not watching it that looks like you can have a Monet on your wall. I was like, you know what? I was really having this issue in my living room with nowhere to put my TV. So I'm like, you know what? We'll get a little frame. Not huge. And we'll...

We'll have art. Like I had a piece of art and I just moved the art and put the frame. I'm like swapping one art for another. Should be purgy. I have so much to say. I got a 43 inch TV. So small, right? Which is small. You guys, it was so expensive. I saw a picture of it. You guys, it was so expensive. I'm like ashamed.

And like TVs like these days, you can get a TV for cheap. Like they're still good quality. Like I don't really believe. Yeah, you can get a really nice TV a couple hundred dollars. I don't believe in like needing 4K. The TV in my bedroom is like seriously 11 years old and it's amazing. I don't believe in. But you know what? I got on board with the hype train and boy am I regretting it. Here's what they don't tell you about the Samsung frame. The frame is sold separately. So I have a TV on my wall. I have a black, like I'm so confused. It's literally a TV.

So then you have to get a frame. Which I did, but like I thought the whole point of buying this expensive TV was that it doesn't look like a TV, but the thing that doesn't make it look like a TV is sold separately. But you also said like the non-reflective screen saving piece. I want to say I put on the art last night, it looked like a TV. It looked like a screen. It didn't reflect. Yeah, it's not reflective, but it wasn't that special. So now I understand why people just get frames made, like actual frames for their just regular televisions. Yeah.

Duh. And then they leave the screen black. Black or you can go to YouTube and put on an art. Yeah. And here's the other thing they don't tell you about the Samsung frame TV. The art is not included. You have to pay for it. There is free art, but you get what you pay for. The free art is putting the free in art. Yeah, no, it's certainly...

what you pay for. If you want like the greats, you have to pay. I went on the art thing and they had like a little gallery from the Met. I'm like, oh, this is fabulous. I get it. Like, this is really cool. I chose this gorgeous Monet, you know, lilies. They're like, here's your 30 second free trial for 99 a month if you want it. Now I have been told like a lot of hacks, you know, you can download art illegally and just like upload it as a photo. Like I, like I know. Um,

I didn't spend all this money to be doing back alley shit, you know? I think that a lot of people sit on, you know, where I sat for a while. Should I get the frame? Should I get the frame? I'm here to tell you, you shouldn't. Should you get a frame for your old ass TV? Yes. Well, let me just say, cause I also have a frame and since we're having a referendum on the frame, I will say that I love my frame. Um,

I actually don't even optimize it because I keep like, every time I go to put on a nice piece of art, I pick one and then it still goes back to like the same thing I've been looking at for two years. - Screensaver, yours is literally like a screensaver. - Yeah, it is a screensaver. And then I just like forget about it and I forget that I have a frame. So that's kind of like a me problem that I haven't optimized it, but I love it so much. I was just saying to Claudia, I want a frame for my bedroom.

I love the way that it looks. Even if it doesn't look like an actual Monet, like we're at the Met, duh, we're not. It's better looking than a television. I just think in this day and age, the fact that there's not like a solve for televisions, like they're really so ugly and all your furniture is like directed at it. You really like, you design your whole apartment or house based on where the TV goes in each room. It's insane. So the fact that there hasn't been some sort of like,

I want like a collapsible TV that like folds in half and I could just put it in the drawer. You know, like the fact that we haven't evolved in terms of like either hiding or beautifying the television, the best we have is the frame. Well, I've seen the best and I'm here to tell you it's not that great.

I think it's as advertised. No, I don't think it is. Maybe you had like really high expectations. I did. But I feel like I got mine at a point where it's like, this can't be real, can it? Like it really is not going to look like a TV. Like I was still disbelieving. So whatever it did do, I was like, hey, that's better. But you were expecting the Met. Well, for the price, yeah, I was expecting the Met. And your expectations were not met. They were not met.

However, just think about what that wall would have looked like in your house if it was just like a black TV. And because of the size of it. Jackie, that's literally what it looks like. It's a black TV. And you know what? Okay, I understand. And people have really beautiful frames. The picture you sent me was nice. They get like beautiful, like custom bezel. And that I understand maybe you purchase extra. But the fact that the baseline TVs don't come with like a little gold frame or white frame.

It's disgraceful. Like seriously, Samsung, do better. In this economy, it's disrespectful. I'm sorry, it is. In this economy, like Samsung's gotta meet their needs too. Please, Samsung will survive. And they do actually, they're made of wood. And I think that I would be a much more endeared consumer to Samsung if they took this feedback. Because everyone, I was on Instagram, they were like, no, I know I was freaking out when I found out too. I think it would behoove them. Seriously, it would go a long way with the consumer. Yeah.

I like, I am not endeared to ever buy another Samsung TV. What if there was a free frame that comes with the frame TV, but it's not like the Gargi one. And you still would have to pay more. If I want like a crazy bezel. Not crazy. Like the, say that it comes with a standard white, white frame. Fine.

But you wanted the teak one, the wood one, and you still had to pay for that. That would have been fine by you? It would have been fine by me. But I also think the price of frames is absurd. It's four pieces of metal that all get magnetically held together. And it's over $100. Like, I'm sorry, that should be $25.

But you could get one on Etsy, you said. They're still very expensive on Etsy, but they're less than like the classic, like the OG ones. I'm just saying this whole system is disgusting. It's designed to really exploit the American consumer. And I'm speaking on behalf of consumers everywhere. Like I've had enough. So are you going to return the TV? No, it's already like mounted and everything. Okay. And it's better than like the regular TV, but it's not great. Okay. Well, hopefully it'll grow on you.

I think once I get like a frame on it, it'll change my whole life. No, see, that's the problem. It's not going to change your whole life. Really? The expectations are too high. So then when it doesn't change your life, you're like, this is terrible. Like it'll be nice and not like an eyesore. That's the expectation. Every time I get something new in my life, whether it's big or small, like a new pair of clothing, like seriously like a new pair of tights, I'm like, oh my God, my life is going to be changed. My wardrobe is going to be changed. And sometimes like you do get a new bag or something that like really changes your day-to-day.

Yeah. But for the most part, like I really, I do. You're right. Like I have high expectations for the most mundane, random things. Yeah. And it's hard to meet those. Yeah. And then you're disappointed. So it's better to start lower. I find. To be me. Sorry to burst your bubble. Well,

Let's not go down a dark hole. It's so easy to. Also like was that the tell me lies recap? Because I don't think I had much more to say. Me too. And I figured we have a Queenie and Weenie at the end. I really do like to wrap up the show. I do feel bad for anybody who like doesn't watch or got spoiled. Nothing happened. We didn't spoil anything.

- Maybe. - We literally didn't spoil anything. Yeah, that was the recap of Secret Lives and that was our Hulu recap because I love to end the week on Queenie and Weenie and I have really good ones. Very male dominated week for Queenie and Weenie this week, for me at least. - Ooh, love that. - Yeah.

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Our first story in two parts, a little Britney news. Britney is making news as she disses Sabrina Carpenter's weird VMA performance. So Britney took to her Instagram to give a little recap on the VMAs. Very, very toasty of her. She said, quote, I didn't watch the VMAs, but I did see stuff on my phone from YouTube of Sabrina Carpenter. She said, why is she kissing an alien on stage?

She emphasized that she does adore Sabrina and loves her to death, but she was still perplexed by Sabrina's decision to make out with an alien halfway through her performance. She said, "I didn't understand that part. Why didn't she kiss a girl? That was weird." Then later in the video, she said she was surprised to hear Sabrina pay homage. - I think the alien was a girl, but sorry, continue. - I think the alien was a girl too, but more on that in a moment. - More on that later.

So she also, Brittany was excited 'cause she said, "This Sabrina girl sent my name on the red carpet "and I thought that was kind of cool. "I forget I'm famous sometimes." - LOL. I feel like the VMAs were like, we were, oh, so this is actually a great segue. Jackie and I yesterday posted an episode on Patreon, video and audio episode, where we did like a deep dive into the VMAs, like the biggest moments in VMA history. There are so many and like if we were doing the toast at that time, we gave our recaps of like what we would have said and then also the impact on the culture. Like Taylor and Kanye, like there are actually so many. It was such a good episode.

- We also just- - I feel like I actually learned a lot. - We discovered so many new iconic VMA moments that like kind of don't get enough shine and we were seriously not okay. So definitely check that out on Patreon. But yes, what we learned from the Patreon is like, I feel like,

Brittany and the VMAs like are one big circle. Same for Madonna. Yeah. But Brittany really was like the poster child of the VMAs for so many years, which is why so many of the new pop girlies like reference her a lot. So to hear her take on the VMAs. And it's funny cause she's watching, she's talking as if like she's never been there before. And I think she forgets, um,

How big she is a part of it. Because she also said in her video. I'm a mom. I'm kind of old. But that was kind of cool. This Sabrina girl. Carpenter. Thanks. That's cool. She made me cool. It's like no. You were the coolest. She's trying to be like you. Brittany literally coming for our next. With these Instagram stories. Like pop culture commentating. Now I think like.

If this were anyone else, you would hear this and be offended, right? Like somebody who Sabrina Carpenter like looks up to, pop girl being like, oh, this was weird. But of course there are allowances for Britney. And in her own sort of strange way, overall, this was a compliment. It was. And honestly, like on its face, kissing an alien is weird. Like that is not even a subjective statement. Like that is factual. I mean, I'm with Britney. Up until yesterday, I didn't realize it was a reference to like the Moon Man VMA saga. Britney would know that.

Yeah. Yeah. Would she? Well, I would think so. But yeah, no, it is weird to kiss an alien, which is why she did it. Right. Like, look at us. We're talking about it days later. Yeah. Like, it's not expected. So I feel like Britney was on the nose with that. Yeah. I think we should have Britney on once a week to do like Britney. Like, that's the way Britney sees it. I

Like actually like E! News or Entertainment Tonight like should have a segment where Britney does pop culture. Like yeah people will lose their jobs and people will be offended but like

No, this is the kind of unfiltered take we need, right? I feel like we're always talking about how like we can't even, the culture is so sensitive. Something like fashion police can't even exist anymore because criticizing someone's outfit is considered mean now. Yeah. And Britney just like actually lives on a planet all of her own and she doesn't give a flying fuck. So you would, you need someone like that. We don't have the Joan, like the people like that don't exist anymore. Yeah. We need Britney, someone who's just really so on their own level that,

To come and call it like she sees it. Also, though, some other Britney news that was very exciting. However, a little bit confusing because her youngest son, Jaden, just turned 18. So it was reported that she will now no longer be paying child support to Kevin Federline. However, she actually is still paying child support because...

There is a clause in their agreement that the child support payments for Jaden cease when he either turns 18 or when he graduates from high school, whichever is later. And so he's still in high school. He's set to graduate in November. So they payments would end then. This is where it's like the Brittany folks and I, we, we part ways there. People hate Kevin Federline. They call him a couch potato. He hasn't worked in years and he just collects Brittany's checks. And yeah,

Lives off the land. And I want to say that is 100% true. But not enough is said for the fact that like that man, those kids live with him full time. He sends them to school. He raised them. Yeah, on Britney's dime and he doesn't work. But you know what? When Britney was not available and incapacitated and unable to do her motherly duties, like he was the dad. He was the person who stepped up. So you know what? You're never really going to catch me clowning on him. Like, yeah, literally hasn't worked a day in his life.

Yeah. No, it's not the ideal, but just like Tom D'Agostino only dates women his own age. Kevin Federline is there for his children. The bar is in hell for men in Hollywood. And I want to say like, sorry, Kevin Federline is passing the Bechdel test for me. Like, and it says a lot that those kids like chose to live with him.

And just like Dave Grohl said that he's going to say hi to his new baby sometimes. The bar is in hell. Kevin Federline took Britney's money and gave some to the kids. Yeah. Yeah. Maybe not all of it.

So by the way, he gets $20,000. Well, it was $20,000 a month in child support. And then it was doubled in 2018 to $40,000 a month because they were in his care most of the time. It wasn't like joint custody, but now it's back to 20,000 a month. Like, okay. Yeah. That's a lot. Yeah. No, I think we can all agree. Like Kevin Federline, like is a bum, you know?

Yeah, but I feel like for a lot of women, goals. He's a bum, for sure. Not to be with Kevin Federline, but to be Kevin Federline. Of course, he's a 50s housewife. I know what I'm doing right now. Holding space for the fact that Kevin Federline is a bum while also being a present father. He is a committed dad. And for me, those kids needing stability and they found it in Kevin Federline. Sorry, the Free Britney people, they lose me here.

Yeah. Yeah. Everybody's celebrating like he's running out of money. You know what? Actually, that's not good.

Well, now, no, now that they're 18 months, they graduate from high school, like they could get a job. Yeah, they can. But like, they're not financially independent. No. Or if they go to college, I'm sure she would be paying for college. And then within college, like everything is mostly paid for room and board and books. Yeah. Actually books sold separately. Now that's a crock. Oh, by the way, books in college. Books in college. If you ever got away with like not buying a book in college and

- Rockefeller. - Yeah, no, and you found a couple of pages that you needed online and then photocopied some. And I was like, you know, that was seriously, that was a class in and of itself. The grit and determination that you learned really could take you places in the real world.

Yeah, I'm going through that right now, trying to find some new good cookbooks. I'm like looking for samples. Because I need to see the inside of the cookbook to know if it's the right cookbook for me. Like what kind of recipes? Why don't you go to a bookstore? What kind of business you run in? Right. What kind of business y'all in? I might actually go to the bookstore or the library to get a little sample. Yeah. Because I want to know like what's your cuisine? Because a lot of these cookbooks like cook with ingredients I don't personally like. Yeah, yeah. Like...

Not going to I'm not going to make fun of any ingredient right now because you might like it. But yeah, I like a couple of classic cuisines. Back to Kevin Federline. He may be a bum, but he's a bum that we can count on if he's getting paid 20K a month minimum. Yeah, period.

So that's what's new with Britney. Wishing her well. Keep the hot takes coming. We need that in this culture. Like a little bit, a couple of hearth's truths. And yeah, we love it. And I feel like Sabrina loved it too. Sabrina's like so not serious. I think she's probably geeking over the fact that like Britney saw her performance period. A hundred percent.

Our next story is some more father of the year news. Dave Grohl says that the woman's viral post about his love child is fake after admitting that he cheated on his wife. So did you see this post going around of a baby girl? Someone claimed that she was...

No, I didn't see that. Seriously, this woman saw an opportunity and took it. I love it. So someone made an account called Valerie Grayston with like a sweet baby. Oh my God, I thought you were going to say Valerie Grohl. No, no, wait, wait. With a sweet like baby hands photo saying, my sweet Roxy Junie Grohl, being your mama has already, but it's like the picture, it looks exactly like what Dave Grohl's mistress or any woman like who just had a baby would post with this being your Roxy Junie Grohl.

Being your mama has already been the most incredible experience of my life. It is so funny to read this now knowing that it's fake because for a while, like people weren't sure. Every day I fall more in love with you in this new role. Your daddy was by my side the entire pregnancy, making sure we were both taken care of. And I'm so grateful for his love and support.

I'm sorry, this is so crazy that someone wrote this. It is really funny. Now you're right. Like reading it is better knowing that it's not true because like you could see the intent behind some of the words, but like giving your love child the like deadbeat dad's last name is so crazy. Grohl, Roxy Junie Grohl. Junie Cortez. She's such a millennial.

Yeah. P.S. Roxy, every time I look at you, I see so much of your dad in your face. It's like a little reflection of him in the tiniest, most beautiful way. I just want to say, so Dave's team put out a statement to TMZ that the child in the picture was not his child and that this is fake. But I just like want to hold space for

- The possibility that it's real. - The potential. - I feel like it may be real. - This is why he shouldn't have shared it with us. When we broke the news a couple of days ago, we had said like, it's weird that he shared it with us. Like this is something he could have like, seriously, it must have been coming out. Because when you open yourself up, like things like this happen. It's just the culture.

Also, I feel like now is a referendum on Dave Grohl. Like people are digging into like everything he said in the last few weeks. I saw like a headline like- Oh, he's getting the Blake Lively treatment. Dave Grohl gives an annoyed interview at Wimbledon. Like I feel like he just gives an annoyed interview period. But also they're like-

Talking about his relationship with some like porn lady. Oh, a porn lady. Dave Grohl's relationship with alt porn goddess revealed after he welcomes baby outside of marriage. He was allegedly one spotted that. I don't know. He was one spot of getting cozy with this woman when he was married. She does alt porn. A.L.T. OK, I'm looking it up. Yeah, I guess we could just get a quick death. Oh, my God. I'm literally getting like porn hub. OK, yeah, that's Wikipedia. Yeah.

Oh, alternative porn is a shortening, a subgenre of pornography that is centered around alternative subcultures like goth, hipster, emo. Okay, that's like a crazy name. So it's just like porn stars with black hair and dark makeup. Yeah, yeah. That's like what I would have thought. That just seemed too simplified. So like the, okay, there's literally like tits on my iPad. I have to go. Never mind. Yeah. So now people are just like looking into everything Dave has done, which, you know.

I will definitely be interested to see how far this goes. It's very much giving Blake Lively, and they took it really far. They destroyed Blake Lively. She'll be taking some time off for a while, and she'll come back when we've all forgotten. I don't think... I think men get away with being rude more, and it's like, whatever. But I just think let's not...

Let's compare. Like, let's see where the internet goes with Dave Grohl versus what they did with Blake Lively. Yeah, another headline. Dave Grohl called Jordan Blum, who is that? I just saw her name somewhere. His future ex-wife years before cheating and welcoming a baby with mistress. Like, a lot of people saying, like, things that he said in the last few years. Just stories. Jordan Blum is a man. That's what I thought. No, D-Y-N. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Foo Fighters singer Dave Grohl admits...

Father, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, that's his wife, Jordan Blum. Oh, so she called him his future ex-wife. Ugh, I hate men who make jokes like that. Like, cheers to my first wedding. Like, shut up. Yeah, yeah. No, those jokes are indicative. Like, he's definitely the worst husband ever. But the thing is, not my problem, not my circus, not my monkeys. Totally. Totally.

Well, are you ready for our next story? Number three? Yeah. Something interessant. Tom Cruise's payday for his 2024 Paris Olympics stunt is revealed. Did you see? I feel like it's either like an insane amount or a free. It was free. Oh, wow.

Tom Cruise pulled off his epic Hollywood stunt at the Paris Olympics for free. The president and chairman of the 2028 games in LA raved about Tom's participation during the CNBCX boardroom game plan panel at Fairmont Miramar. I don't give a shit. Whatever that is. I don't give a shit. Are you going to tell me his hotel number too? That is so funny. She doesn't care. What floor is he on? We really don't give a shit.

Anyways, this person named Casey, unclear if it's a man or a woman, said he finished filming Missing Impossible at 6 p.m. in London, got right on a plane. He landed in L.A. at 4 a.m. and filmed the scene where he pulls onto a military plane. This person raved that every step of the way, crews got more involved and more engaged and ultimately did the pre-tape stunt for free.

Close.

Classic Tommy. There is a concerted effort, and I honestly feel like you're a part of it, to get me to like Tom Cruise. I'm part of Big Tom. You literally are. I am not buying it. I'm part of Little Tom. Like, cool. And the thing is, like, why on earth would you get paid for this? You're representing your country. Like, why?

- And we're supposed to think he's like some sort of hero. Please, this person's a Scientologist. I don't like this. - Just when my interest in Tom Cruise was waning, I was targeted another stunt video of his where he did his own stunt. Did I send it to you of him like jumping up the pole with his hands backwards? - If you did, I ignored it. Like I'm seriously not looking to get infiltrated with Tom Cruise content. - Because to me, like all I hear on repeat in my life, Tom Cruise does his own stunts, Tom Cruise does his own stunts. Like I'm like, that doesn't mean anything to me.

I don't watch his movies. So like, right. But then when I see like videos of the stunts that he's doing, knowing like there's no double, he's going for it. I am impressed.

I'm impressed by the statement Tom Cruise does his own stunts. Now, maybe it's like me being negative because you hear Tom Cruise does his own stunts and you say, wow, that's amazing. I hear, oh, he's putting stunt doubles out of work. He's like needlessly making the insurance for a movie way more expensive. He's putting people out of work, but he's also like putting himself in danger, risking the whole project. Like you're not a professional stuntman. I guess at this point he probably is. I think at this point he is. But I don't know. I just like, I, they can never make me like him and they are,

And when I say they, I am including you. They are trying extremely hard. The Olympic Committee, like he, obviously somebody high up at the Olympic Committee is also a Scientologist because I feel like, mark my words, like LA 28, we're going to have a lot of like really powerful. Oh my God, do you see like a little Scientology conspiracy theory about Sabrina Carpenter?

No. Her auntie is a Scientologist, right? Yeah, so we talked about her auntie. She's not a Nepo kid. Actually, maybe she is, but her auntie is the voice of Bart Simpson. She's not anyone you guys would know or ever hear of, but she's an incredibly powerful woman in Hollywood and very successful. And she's also a Scientologist. And I think there's a lot of pressure on the Scientology community to her auntie to get Sabrina involved. To recruit Sabrina. Because Sabrina has a lot of power with the youth right now, and I think definitely Gen Z is...

Gen Z has grown up like watching those documentaries. You can't fool Gen Z into joining Scientology. So I think Sabrina would be a huge get for them. So what's the theory? That the auntie is like nefarious. Working on Sabrina? Mm-hmm. Interesting. I don't think it'll go that way. Yeah, no, I don't think so either. But yeah, I could definitely see L.A.,

2028 Olympics like having a Scientology logical sprinkle but like wouldn't that also be like reflective of the city you know everyone every city is their culture every city's like bringing what they're what they're known for their little special thing the thing why I don't think Sabrina is susceptible to joining Scientology is because a lot of people and I think the perfect example is like John Travolta who was like you know having a little bit of success as an actor but the second he joined Scientology he got booked like on everything the timing was

it had nothing to do with Scientology, but he believed that it did. And like now I think that happens a lot where like people join and then immediately get success. And Sabrina's having this otherworldly success without it. So she's not a believer. What if she actually became a Scientologist six months ago? Well, then that would be a flaw in my theory for sure.

Yeah, I don't see that for her. Me neither. She really can't be tied down by organized religion. No, no, no. Are you ready for our next story? Which is couples we ship would ship news. Couples we would ship? Couples we would ship. So a hypothetical ship. Just listen. Chet Hanks reveals he had dinner with Kim Zolciak after Surreal Life would move to Georgia to date Kim Zolciak.

Wait, by the way. Wait, wait, wait. First of all, ship. Wood ship. Second of all, you're telling me Chet Hanks doesn't look like Corey Bierman? No, no, no. Because she's a type, Kim Bierman. Claudia, like, this is all making sense. So the two of them. Chet Hanks looks like he could be KJ's father. I know.

Claudia, the two of them were on a set of, you know, some reality show called The Surreal Life Villa of Secrets. And Chet Hanks spoke to Page Six on the MTV VMA Red Carpet. And he said meeting Kim Zolciak was a highlight for Chet and that he's open to dating her. So he said, one of the best moments of my life was meeting Kim Zolciak. He told Page Six at the VMAs. He shared that he and Kim have kept in touch since the reality show wrapped filming. And he even joined her and her girlfriends out for dinner in L.A. recently. Yeah.

He claimed, however, that he and Kim are just really good friends, adding with a coy laugh whether when he was asked if they're friends with benefits. The feelings are mutual as Kim has actually said that he's a nice guy and smiled when paparazzi mentioned his name. He also said that he would absolutely move in order to date Kim. He would move to Atlanta.

Yeah, because you know they're going to have to take Kim Dulciak's cold dead body out of that house. She is not leaving. He lives in Nashville right now, he said, so it's not that far. Not too far. And you know, Brielle's been spending a lot of time in Nashville. I believe that's where her fiance is based. Okay. Obsessed. First of all, I didn't know that this was a couple that I needed until you just put it right in front of me. First of all, they actually look so similar like they could be brother and sister. And that's how you know it's a good couple.

- Like this was how I felt about like Aurora and Paul Burnham. Like I never thought of them together. - No. This is how I felt. - But they make so much sense. - About like Prince William and Catherine of Wales. Like it's giving timeless, it's giving a great love. I,

I also think like Kim Zolciak needs access to a big trust fund. She lives a very expensive lifestyle and I don't feel like working is her favorite thing, you know? Yeah. I think she likes influencing. She's like a Kevin Federline. Showing off her nice things. Yeah. But I don't know if like being a business owner is like what she would choose if she had to. So marrying someone with access to that, like Tom Hanks and Rita Wilson are two of the wealthiest people in Hollywood. People don't even realize. First of all, Toy Story.

Second of all, they have a huge production company. They're producers on My Big Fat Greek Wedding. They have their hands in everything. And he's been famous forever. Yeah. And how many kids do they have? Two or three? I don't know. Chad is the only one who stands out. Of course. When I think of red carpet photos of their family, I do think there's two others, not including Chad. I feel like there's one other. Tom Hanks' children.

Oh, no, four. Excuse me. Oh, right. Colin from... Classic. House Bunny. So the famous ones are Chester and Colin. Chester. Chester is his real name, but we call him Chet. Oh, I'm like, okay, Chester is Chet. Great. Then there's Truman. We need to talk about Rita Wilson and Tom and how they named their kids. I feel like they really kind of did really...

- Beautifully. Like they went old school. Their daughter's name is Elizabeth. - Garchi. - Truman, Chester and Colin, like very old world. - Lovely. - And now obviously like we think of Chet as you know, but Chester is beautiful. Oh, so Elizabeth and Colin are not Rita's. They are from a previous marriage. He was married to Samantha Luz.

- So Truman and Chet. - Chet belongs to Rita. - Yeah, her finest accomplishment. - I love that and also like, of course I do think Chet and Kim make a lot of sense for the reasons that we established, but like I could also see Kim at family dinner and I could also see her like going for Tom.

No, no, no, no. I think that if she, once she got in the family, she would not fuck it up. But I could see her and Rita like definitely kiki-ing at the holidays. Oh, no. I see her and Tom kiki, a little too much kiki. No, no, no, no. I'm telling you, you're making it nefarious and gross. Like, no, no, no. That makes it more age appropriate, by the way. Oh, yeah. What is the age gap here? Actually, I guess him is, um...

She's younger than you think. She's 46. Chet is 34. And then Tom is like 60 plus, right? Yeah, I want to say like 64. 68. Yeah, so she's closer in age to Chet. She is.

And you know what? We also don't give Tom Hanks enough credit for, you know. For birthing Chet? Well, of course. It's like literally his greatest accomplishment. No, for like staying married to a woman his own age. Now, there are a lot of rumors about Tom Hanks. I feel like the blind items like love to pin all of the wrongdoings in Hollywood on Tom. He's a big one. I don't know if we need to be giving him credit. I'm just saying, for what I know, like not based on the blinds, like he's married to a woman his own age. And that's admirable. It is.

- I guess. - It's giving Tom D'Agostino. - It is, no, but it's really not, 'cause like, yeah, Tom D'Agostino doesn't have his name in the blinds like that. - Sully, yeah, yeah, yeah. - Yeah, but Tom Hanks was Sully. - And that is eternal. - Yeah, so at least he always gave us that. We'll always have Sully. - Before we dive into the fifth story and "Queenie and Weenie of the Week," is it okay if I let you know that "Queenie and Weenie of the Week" and the fifth story are brought to you by Oak Essentials? - It is very much okay.

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Thank you, Claudia. You're welcome. Our fifth and final story is actually another potential couple news, and it's one of my favorite tropes, which is Jenna Bush Hager trying to set up Hoda with celebrity guests who come through the Today Show. Queen. And this week, Jenna Bush Hager is trying to set up Hoda with Lenny Kravitz after they hold hands on the Today Show. I just want to say,

I see it. I see it. Jenna Bochegar is not giving up on her dreams of making a romance between Hoda and Lenny a reality. A day after performing at the VMAs, he went on the Today Show to perform some of his beloved hits. Wait, by the way, we didn't even recap his performance. It was really amazing. Did I see it?

Oh, maybe not. I think I missed it. It was pretty stellar. And I love that everybody loves Lenny Kravitz. Young people, old people, and then also everyone in the audience. And you really forget, because if you were to ask me, what is Lenny Kravitz singing, I'd be like, I don't know. He's Zoe's dad. But then you hear the song, and you're like, oh yeah, this classic tune. Yeah, classic tune. He crushed it. He should have performed with Katy Perry like they did at the Super Bowl.

No, I don't think that he should have. I think it was good, him by himself. Like, let Katy Perry. She went to perform one of her songs, and I've watched her Super Bowl performance so much that, like, I was like, where's Lenny? Where's Lenny on the beat? I didn't realize he was there. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Anyways, while he was performing, Hoda was seemingly the most excited as she held his hand while walking onto the Today Show Plaza. Later, Jenna teased Hoda for dressing up in a cool leather studded suit for Lenny Kravitz Day. Hoda said, yes, I am. This is new, this little top. I decided that if you're going to have Lenny Kravitz on the plaza, who, by the way, is he not the epitome of all of the things? He's so kind and he's very hot. Jenna added that he's also very talented.

So Jenna would not let this go asking if Lenny is interested in love in this new chapter. Are you looking for love? She said, and he said, that's interesting. I mean, always. And Jenna said, well, I know the electric lady. If you want her numbers, she's right here. Like everybody needs a wing woman like Jenna. Has Lenny Kravitz dated Lisa Binet? Of course. But like, and Lisa is Zoe's mom, right? Yeah. Kylie Minogue.

Vanessa Paradis. Classic. You know who that is right? Johnny Depp's ex-wife. You see Johnny Depp got new teeth? I heard that Johnny Depp got new teeth but I didn't see them. Because I said it to you as a story I guess Johnny Depp's teeth are not as important as Jenna Bush Hager but he got new teeth let me tell you he looks so hot. Well he got the teeth like last week right? Yeah yeah yeah. Let me see I feel like. Because do you remember when his teeth went viral they literally looked like George Washington like wooden teeth.

- Yeah. - He obviously has lived a life of just like partying, smoking cigarettes and eating ice cream and he got new teeth.

Do you ever see those videos, those pictures of babies that people will Photoshop their newborn baby to have a full set of teeth? Yeah. Seriously, it's one of the funniest things to me. That is what I imagine when I think of Johnny Depp with a new rack. Missed, out of place, great set of teeth. What are they doing on this baby? No, it was time. And I have to imagine that means he's getting more work as an actor because if you have teeth like that, you obviously don't care about...

I disagree. I feel like you need teeth like that if you want to be in any sort of period piece. Like the way that people have like their... But I don't think he wants to be in only period pieces. You can always make your teeth like... He's mostly in period... Like really when you think about like even Pirates of the Caribbean is technically a period piece. Like he's never playing like a modern businessman. I guess. But I think it's better to have like nice looking teeth that you can make look ugly for a movie versus like ugly teeth that you can't make look nice. I guess. But...

But yeah, I don't need to see your chompers in the 17th century. Like get those wooden teeth out or go home. We're getting, we're getting, that is so true. Veneers in Downton Abbey, like get out of here. You know who else he dated? First of all, so many people that we need to go through every single one of them. But Natalie Imbruglia. Nothing's fine, I'm torn. I'm all out of faith. Such a good song. Also, Adriana Lima. Hmm.

Also, Nicole Kidman. So what I'm sensing is he really doesn't have a type. He likes like a beautiful, dynamic woman. I like that. Yeah. And yeah, and it's almost like he and they're all beautiful, but it sounds like he's looking for somebody who's beautiful on the inside. Yeah, because all of them are really well, he likes an artist. Yeah. He likes a good artist, too. You know, he's not just like. Hoda is a yapper.

And not every man like can, can really stomach being with a yapper. We are a unique blend. And so I think it's really important. I think it's good to have somebody like JBH in her corner, like advocating because women who are yappers, like we're a different breed and we need a certain amount of, we need a special type of guy. It can't just be anyone.

It's true. But like I yapped for a living, right? But in my personal life, like I'm not much of a yapper. I do think like Hoda is more akin to you where she's just like Hoda everywhere she goes. But there's a chance like privately, like she kind of is done talking. No way. But there's no way. I agree with you. But I'm just saying. Like you have to think about it. Hoda sat next to Kathie Lee Gifford for 15 years. Like she's a yapper. Yeah. Yeah.

Some things are just eternal. Yeah. So she needs like someone who can absorb all that yapping. Yeah. It's a lot. So I actually don't know if Lenny Kravitz is the one, but I do ship. I,

I see the vision, but I just, I don't think it's right. But I love this project of like set Hoda up with the famous guest on the show. Yes, but we also need to be, we don't want Hoda to like fall in love with somebody who lives somewhere else and leave the show. She needs somebody quintessentially New York. Lenny Kravitz is not. I feel like, remember he had that RV? Literally, he dates age appropriate women in New York. She needs to go to some of those conventions with Bethany.

Yeah, as a plus one. Yeah. Well, actually, she could probably go on her own accord. Yeah. But that's like where the businessmen go. Yeah. Anyways, Hoda finding love like she needs a reality show. Literally like Bethany Ever After. She needs like the Bachelorette. Golden Bachelorette. Yeah.

Okay so those are the best type stories. Before we wrap up today's episode every Friday Jack and I love to play a little game that we call Queenie and Weenie of the Week where we give out an award to somebody who acted like a queenie this week and somebody who acted like a weenie this week. Now keep in mind it's not that serious. It's a seven day title. One day you can be queenie and the next day you can be weenie. It's really not a big deal. So don't get down if you find yourself being nominated for weenie of the week one week okay? My queenie of the week. There were a

There were a lot of Queenies this week because a lot was happening this week, but someone who I just think had such a great week, I'm so proud of her, and as someone who has been streaming skin since day one, I'm proud to say my Queenie is Sabrina. Like, the VMAs were the Sabrina MAs, and she crushed it, and I'm very happy for her. I agree. It's kind of been, like, Queenie of the Year for, maybe at the end of the year we should do, like, what year. I like that. Remember. Okay, I will. Okay.

My Queenie of the Week, like I said, I'm having a very male-dominated Queenie and Weenie of the Week this week. Mine is Jon Bon Jovi. Like, out here saving lives while also making music videos. And not being like a schnurra about it. Like, not doing media like, yeah, look what I did. I saved a life. Hey, look at me. Yeah. We wouldn't have even known this if that CCTV footage wasn't leaked. Like, he's not like a...

annoying like that. So all elements in addition to obviously the big one like saving someone's life. Huge. Love that. Then my weenie of the week is actually a tie but they're coming from the same place so I want to give it to both of them and I'll start with the more serious one which is Zach from Secret Lives of Mormon Wives. Like

weenie behavior. I think like everybody is just like seeing this and he is the weenie for like very good serious reasons but then like my more fun weenie is Whitney from Secret Lives of Mormon Wives. Once you discovered. When it was just like girly swirly drama. One when I discovered the RSV video which like made things really hard for me but I haven't

enjoying some of her other content so like I'm I'm trying to give grace because I can see how she ended up making that video like I could see how things got too far for her but she her behavior on the show just like

being like such a victim and such a mean girl like cackling the fruity pebbles while also like if you want to be like that mean bitch. I watched the fruity pebbles last night. If you want to be a mean bitch like be it all the way then don't like start crying and being like what was me when like anyone tries to have a conversation with you like that's not cool. No also being like the mean. That's actually very weenie.

Being the mean bitch while also being like very pious and religious and looking down on other people. Everybody knows like truly religious people are very welcoming of others. Like that's what, and that's what the good book says. In any religion, that's what like the Lord or whatever your Lord is would teach you like to accept all as they come and like not be judgmental just because like I keep Shabbat and you don't. Like, so she's kind of like the worst Mormon ever. Cause I,

I don't know the Book of Mormon, but I know it probably preaches kindness and grace, right? Yes. And then also she did something that I watched last night that really, really bothered me because right after that whole thing with Jen and Zach and the things that he said to her, she wasn't on the trip, but her husband was talking to one of the guys and he found out what happened on the trip. And he told Whitney like, oh my gosh, Jen, like she got reamed out by her husband. He called her a terrible mother, said he was going to take the kids, um,

and moved to his mom's house. And Whitney was like, well, I don't care. She was like, and I believe that because she's a bad friend.

literally like I'm watching this like 10 months later as someone who doesn't even know these people I would have pit in my stomach and you're there just doing arts and crafts with your daughter like don't give one shred of a shit of like what this girl who you were at her birth your baby birthing blessing crying a few weeks ago this girl didn't do anything to you Whitney's mad because she unfollowed all the girls on Instagram including Jen and then nobody called her to find out what was going on with her like after she unfollowed them like that's classic Whitney so that's just like textbook weenie

- Agreed. - Excellent. - Now, I was split on where to give my weenie, but I think I'll stick with the male rocker genre. It's Dave Grohl. Obviously cheating on your wife and not even being smart about it, right? Like using a condom. You're literally dumb, dummy of the week. And when you're out here having skeletons in your closet and then weeks, months maybe, no, weeks ago, you're out here pointing fingers at others, making rude comments about other artists, Taylor Swift.

That's weenie behavior, knowing what you've got going on. Right? So, love it. Weenie. Weenie behavior.

Now it's a seven-day title, so David Grohl might be my Queenie next week. Let's say he, you know, does a benefit concert for the hostages or something, you know? Queenie. Right. Queenie behavior. It was also, I almost made Lindsay Hubbard our Queenie of the Week because she was like our first guest back. And we literally did, had her on because we've literally made her Queenie of the Week four weeks in a row. But it's enough. Yeah, it would have been full circle to have her be Queenie again. Yeah. Yeah.

So that's our show. That's our 37th week. Big 37. The big 37. Should we get like a...

Like a calendar or just like a countdown? We need like a lot of things. We need the day of the week, of course. We need like the number of days in the work week this week. Like is it day one of four or two of five? Right. Right now we're five of five. We need the week number of the year. Five slash five slash 37. And then we need what number episode this is.

Yeah, I think this is like our 170-somethingth episode of the year. Of all time, it's like our 1300-something. We need to count because we're going to get to a milestone soon and we should throw a party. I don't know. We love to just find little reasons to celebrate. Celebrate minutia. We love to celebrate small things and forget to celebrate big things. That's classic us.

Well, that's our show classically in a low key sense, of course. Thank you guys so much for listening to the Toast the Money. Oh, I just want to say update on this pillow. Incredible. Send me the link. Apparently I used it backwards yesterday and I still felt like it worked. But like seriously, you know when we, Jackie, you know when we get up from the show, I'm always like, it takes me like 30 seconds up to. No, that's where I'm at right now. Send me the link.

bitch I put it on my Amazon affiliate like girl oh I kind of wanted to check how many uh clicks because a lot of people were asking for it story I'll go do you think we'll be able to retire off of yeah I don't think people have this issue like us and that's the problem no they do because this pillow is good for sciatica for tailbone people have it oh that's me sciatica allegedly okay let's see okay like seriously nobody clicked my link we're not retiring all right I guess we'll be in studio on Monday we'll see you then

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