The Yassification of History: Tuesday, October 15th, 2024
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Good morning, Millennials! Welcome back to The Toast and happy Tuesday! That kind of feels like a Monday because yesterday was a bank holiday. Of course it does. These are the days we live for. The Tuesdays that feel like a Monday because we had the day off. Like it doesn't get better than this, Turdy.

ATS, acknowledge the space. It kind of is the space where girls become women, you know? It's the space where we thrive. I didn't even realize that was the space I was sitting in this morning. I've been in such a frenzy because we were away this weekend. We got back yesterday. So like the day was like lost on me. But now sitting here, it's a Tuesday that feels like a Monday.

Bless up. We're almost there. We're literally almost there. Bless up. Plus, we have such a busting weekend ahead of us that this week is nothing but excitement. It's so true. Except, like, today I have to do something. I have to do something today. Yeah. Because, like, seriously, it's taking over my whole day. I have to do something today. I have an appointment that, like, I will not feel settled and, like, excited for this weekend. Eris tour, Jackson Claude, like, taking Miami by storm. I will not feel good about it until this appointment is over.

The dentist? No. Honestly, that might be worse. I have to go to the DMV. Like, I have an appointment. I finally, I have been hoodwinked by local officials into getting a real ID. Real ID? I have to get a real ID. Like, I have avoided it for so long.

But I'm seriously living without like proper identification and I'm traveling this weekend. Like what am I going to bring my passport with me? It's just, it's time. Do you have a passport card? No. People are missing out on the passport card. I don't think I have to go for Real because I have a passport card. Well, if you want to, they say in like 2025, if you want to travel, like you need a Real ID. Or a passport. Yeah, but who wants to bring their passport with them to Florida? Slash curd. Slash curd. No, no, not slash curd. Not slash curd. I'll have to look that up.

So, yeah, and I've just been talking about this with, like, my fellow citizens, you know, my fellow taxpayers, about how we're all, like, slowly coming up on the expiration date of our former IDs. And, like, the new one isn't coming in the mail because they're hoodwinking you. Like, you have to go down there. You have to make an appointment. I'm sure they'll charge me, like, $5. Don't you still need a driver's license? No.

That's what a Real ID is. It's your driver's license. But everybody needs a Real ID, but not everybody has a driver's license. What would I have done two years? Like, Real ID is not driver's license. Wait, then, yes it is. No, it's not. Because my driver's license didn't renew. They need me to go in and get a Real. Maybe you have to get that Real stamp on your driver's license, and if you're not a driver, you can just get a Real.

Maybe. Like it's so stupid. The identification like system in this country was fine. Like really no one had any issues with it. And I'm now thinking like do I have to take a picture? Say cheese. I should have to take a picture. My photo is actually from the 10th grade when I got my permit. I didn't think about that while like getting ready today. That actually really does change things. I need to go to Sephora on my way down. No, but you look as parched as ever. You're wearing a full fudge. I know. It's just like.

I would have given like a little bit more effort. I'm actually not even wearing concealer. I kind of went for like kind of a no makeup makeup look today. I would have really put like an extra ounce of effort in. And maybe like a color that brings out the best in turt. It's so true. Even though it's a black and white photo, this particular sweater I'm wearing like is not my color. It's Judy Brown. It looks maroon. I would say it's a cross between like Judy Brown with like a tiny dash of maroon in it. My eyes deceive me. Yeah, it's brown.

It's brown, okay. Like, it's giving maroon from over here. But maybe that's just the tailored swift in me. Everything's coming up tailored. While you guys are enjoying this fabulous episode of The Toast, I just know it's going to be stunning. Know that your girl is silently suffering, suffocating at the DMV.

- Well, it's always good to expect that things are gonna be terrible because they might turn out less terrible. That has been my experience at the DMV recently. Like I like stocked up last time I went to the DMV. I've like packed a bag. I was like, we're camping out and it was kind of a breeze. So it's good to overestimate.

- Speaking of that, there's so much to discuss today because we haven't seen you guys in a few days. I was in Dallas, like I feel like that's crazy, I'm back. - It's really insane of you. - No, but like it's just crazy that I was there and then I'm back. - It's amazing, it's kind of like you stepped onto a plane into another land. - It's exactly what it's like. I was there for Yom Kippur, which is why I'm bringing it up because we didn't even talk about our fasts. - We didn't, and I do wanna say,

Now in hindsight, this is like a really old running toast joke. And if you guys don't get it, like Jackie will explain it in one second. But I do want to say like now knowing what I know and like looking back on the situation at a glance, like I 100% said that. Okay, so here's the story. Many years ago, I think it was 2018 because it was like fresh toast days. Claudia and I were going to Nashville together for the CMAs and not germane to the story. And like as we were preparing for the trip, it might have been like as we were getting on the plane or in the airport, Claudia was like,

It's so crazy like when you go on an airplane like you just like step off in a new land. And I understood what you meant like when you take one step you're just like on the plane in Asheville and then the next step you take like you're in a new land. And then later on in life maybe a few weeks later on the show I was like talking about when you said that. She like brought up this embarrassing thing that I said and like tried to humiliate me with it. No I didn't. I was like remember when you said that and she was like I never said that.

And in the moment, I want to say, like, I fully believed that I didn't say that. Like, I had no idea what the hell you were talking about. I'm like, this bitch is really trying to set me up. I didn't make it up. I wouldn't make it up. That's not, I make up stuff sometimes for fun. That's just, like, not in the realm of stuff I would make up. And now she's finally saying, six years later, that she thinks she might have said it. Mm.

No, no. I know I said it. It does. Like that is like, that is how I feel. It is really crazy that you just step onto this like tin can and you don't do anything. And the next thing you know, you step off and you're like thousands of miles away. You know what's crazy about that? It's traveling with kids trying to explain that that's what's happening. That's funny. Like it,

It's hard. Like we just stepped on somewhere and all of a sudden we're in Florida. All of a sudden we're in Texas. Like I'm trying to explain that. But so you're right. It is a very real phenomena. All right. Tell me about your fast. Like you kind of told me nothing about it. I feel like you're always the one who's like fast, fast, fast. So my fast was as expect as to be expected. Like it was okay.

The best part of the fast was not being on my phone, but what I realized. Oh my God, I completely agree. But what I realized, I'm not addicted to my phone. I'm not addicted to social media. Yay. I'm addicted to our family chat. And because I knew. I mean, you would be too if you were in it. Like, it's amazing. Because I knew that none of you were on your phones. I wasn't worried about what was going on my phone. I check my phone all the time and my phone is always blowing up all the time because of our family chat. So like, that was nice to realize. It's like, that's why I'm always plugged in. And I'm a big,

perpetrator of like the busting nature of the chat. Like it's on YouTube. It's not just like- - It's true. It's busting partly because of you. - Right. And I'm just like always thinking of like funny things to say or send or like- - Pictures of the kids. - Or if I'm on Instagram, like sending something that I see. So that's what I realized I'm addicted to. I'm not sorry for being addicted to my family.

I did not miss my phone whatsoever, but the fast was okay. It was actually better than usual because I feel like usually my headache comes in like strong at like five, six o'clock and then I can't even get out of it. But my headache came on earlier and then like I took a nap when the boys were napping. And when I got up, the afternoon was actually much easier. Like I felt like my headache had gone away. So it kind of worked out better that way. But how was your fast?

It was horrible. Like this is actually the first fast in the last two fasts I was on Ozempic. So I kind of was like, I thought I mastered the fast. I'm like, it's getting easier as I get older. Like no, it's not bitch. You were just on drugs. It was hard. It was horrible. I had a headache. Like I felt nauseous. It was terrible. Except what I agree with you. Like when I left to go break my fast, like I didn't even bring my phone with me. I was so uninterested. My phone was like empty.

The best part of the holiday was being off my phone. It made me want to take a 24-hour phone break every week. I just loved it. But I don't even know if I told you this. Something kind of major happened to me at synagogue.

No, you didn't tell me. Yeah, it was kind of major. Well, I also don't know if I mentioned this, but the last time I was at synagogue for the last Jewish holiday, this like kind of teeny bopper came up to me and told me she loved my TikToks. That was just amazing. But that's not the story. We joined this new synagogue and me and Ben have really been loving it. It's like a little bit younger, very like, you know, still it's like old but new, you know, very, very me and Ben, you know. And

We've really been enjoying it. And as always, like, the rabbi makes a sermon. And he was talking about... He's Lithuanian. So he was just talking, like, a lot about Lithuania. And I was like, I wonder, like, if he knows, like, we're kind of the pride of Lithuania. For those who don't know, Jaggi and I are actually descendants of, like, a great famous rabbi. Like, he is, like, a published... Like, he's, like, one of the great thinkers of our time. He survived the Holocaust. He was...

kind of like the rabbi of a ghetto, the Kovno ghetto. So many people were trying to be Jewish while living in this ghetto, and they're like, how do we keep Shabbat? We don't have bread. And he would write these Jewish laws for how to keep your Jewish laws while also being in a concentration camp. He buried those writings that he wrote in milk cans. After the war, he came back, dug them up, and then he published these books. So he's really whirled around. It's like,

Kind of part of the reason I don't want to change my last name is because like, bitch, like I'm an ashray. Like, do you know what that means? So if you're of Lithuanian elk, like, you know, you know? Which is why when Jeremy Simon told Jen Tran that his great-great-grandfather was the... So our great-great-grandfather, like not to minimize him, he was the chief rabbi of the Kavno ghetto. His great-great-grandfather was the chief rabbi of Lithuania, like which is even...

a bigger Providence than, and so the, like the great accomplishment, very attached to him. The great accomplishment of Rabbi Ephraim Asher is like right after the war, he went back and he, you know,

dug up those milk cans and ended up publishing all of his learnings and writings in this book called Responsa. And if you know it, like the original book, it's like a $5,000 book. Like you cannot get it. It actually recently was reprinted like on Amazon. Now you can get a paperback version. It's called Responsa. I actually highly recommend it. I just bought a couple copies on Amazon. Rabbi Efraim Asher, yeah, I just got one too. But the OG like copy, it's like thousands of dollars and like a lot of rabbis own it. It's like a point of pride. Like,

So the rabbi was talking about how he's from Lithuania. And one thing that he wants us all to take into this year is to spend more time studying the Torah and just learning. Even if you know very little, you know more than someone else. And so you should impart that wisdom onto someone else. And he's like, come by our synagogue. We have amazing books. We can't even fit them all in our new building. We have shelves and shelves. We've got responsa from Rabbi Ephraim Asher. And I was like, not me getting a shout out from the rabbi on Yom Kippur. That's...

I can't accept, if you aren't Jewish, you might not understand the significance. It's like that scene in Maisel. No, and it's crazy because it's not even what you're usually getting a shout out for. We have Claudia Asher, a girl with no job. Girl with no job. It's a deep cut, as the kids say. And I don't even know if the rabbi knew a new congregant, if his is actually a direct descendant of one of his idols. I don't know.

I don't know. It was just giving, it was giving very, like, besher, very meant to be in this new synagogue. And I felt like everyone was looking at me. They're like, Ashtray, like, you are hot. I was like, yeah. That happened to me in the eighth grade, too. I actually wrote about this in my book. In the eighth grade, we happened to learn, like, in the curriculum about our, like, great-great-uncle. And everyone was looking at me. And I was like, yeah, yeah. Also, like, it's our grandpa's cousin, right? I thought it was our grandfather's great-uncle. No, it's our grandfather's, mm.

cousin does that line up timeline wise I think it's cousin let's don't minimize it like no I'm not I'm just saying what do we call that person family family so yeah I was kind of like a celebrity in a different right a very glamorous celebrity energy at synagogue and so that made my Yom Kippur just like really amazing that's great that's by the way so much I didn't even realize like

the weekend was so long because then Monday we had off and the Craig episode I didn't even realize that Yom Kippur was two days ago right that's what I'm saying like we're showing up on a Tuesday that feels like a Monday and there's so much going on I went to the state fair in Dallas after Yom Kippur I was so excited because I knew we were going to the state fair the next day so it was like Saturday is going to be a very somber day as it's supposed to be a very serious day asking for forgiveness but like Sunday is going to be so much fun because we went to the

State Fair, and I hadn't been in years. Zach and I once went and we took our engagement pictures there and this time-- - What did you eat? - That's what, I didn't realize it's such a foodie festival. Everyone that we were talking to in Dallas was like, "What are you gonna eat? Are you gonna have this? Are you gonna have that?" So Zach was so excited. - What did you think it was? - Like carnival games, there's a petting zoo, there's like attractions. - Yeah, but like it's like for funnel cake, like--

- I realize that now and the State Fair like sent me this little box that had all this exciting, no not treats, like a pamphlet, like everything that's gonna be there and like a bobblehead of big texts and the boys were then getting acquainted with big texts and they were really excited to see him and he did not disappoint. - So what did you eat? - I had a bite of a donut.

Oh my God. Flop. Bite of a donut? It was early. I kept saying to Zach, like, this is not my jam. Plate. He had like a corn dog. They have like fried Frito nachos. Like there's a bunch of stuff for meat eaters, but I don't know if that stuff like doesn't do it for me. I got a candy apple. A candy apple does it for me.

That's so funny. I don't love a candy apple. It's like a lot of work. I know, but if you sit down and take the time, and I didn't eat it until I got home because I wanted to slice it like an apple should be. Yeah. And I recently, I got into candy apples when we were in Utah. Remember that chocolate? Yeah, we went to that chocolate place. We were addicted to. When I say I don't like candy apples, I'm not talking about the Rocky Mountain Chocolate Co. Okay. And like, I like,

like candy apples more of course more than I like apples but I'm not even apple eater like you are like I don't really want to eat an apple but I want to eat a candy apple when I say I hate eating healthy like I'm not talking about apples like and when I'm being so serious when I say like if you order me offer me like a cupcake or an apple like I'm taking the cupcake but I will eat the apple afterwards like I love apples yeah so it's surprising how much I love a candy apple but what do you think is the best like brand of apple

I couldn't say. I go by what they look like at the store. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. No, but like based on like mushiness and also what's organic. And the organic section is like so tiny. I'm sure. Okay, well let me just say like we all know there's nothing better than a Macintosh. The red ones? Like the super red ones? No, no, no, no. Is that Macintosh? I think so. No, I literally just Instacarted them yesterday. I thought you were a green apple girl. Ew. You're such a green apple girl. Ew.

Oh my God, the lies being told about me on this show every single day. Like, I don't know how much longer I can sit here and take it. You're a green apple girl and a green grape girl. I am a green grape girl. Red grapes are fucking disgusting. Has anybody else been experiencing amazing green grapes recently? And I would say it's just like a Florida thing, but then even in Dallas, the grapes were superb. It's green grape season.

- I'm so sorry, I did not mean Macintosh, ew. Honeycrisp, everyone knows Honeycrisp is like where it's at. - Honeycrisp is like the red yellow blendy. - It's like red but it's got a dash of yellow. - Yeah, I understand. - And they're like short and more bulbous. It's all about shape as well. No, the dark red, seriously disgusting. - Yeah, nice for a picture, nice for a Snow White movie. - No, seriously nice for like a still, what is it when you like paint a bowl of fruit, like a still, what is that thing called?

Do you know what I'm talking about? No. Like in art class, there's like a bowl of fruit in the middle and we all like paint the still life. Still life. Still life, yes. That's what red apples are for, like waxy as hell. Yeah. Anyways, all's to say. How did we get here? I like a candy apple. Oh, that's what you ate at the fair. We had a blast at the state fair with the kids. It was really, really fun. They put on a jolly good show. Oh my God, and we saw like the most insane animals. Animals I've ever seen before. You know like. Oh, that makes me sad. You know the longhorn?

- Like the Texas longhorn. - It's like a ram, right? - It's like a ram and that's, I think they do something like this and that's the logo of UT Texas. And I've never really seen one or thought about what the animal looks like in real life. Claudia, the horns, like from wall to, like the biggest animal I ever saw. - Jackie, do you know what those horns are used for? - Shofar. - Exactly. This horn we blow on Rosh Hashanah.

Okay, that kind of makes me sad. Like the animals. Claudia, it wasn't a sad situation. Like they were loving life. They were loving life. Okay, okay, okay, okay. I believe you. Yeah, I wasn't feeling sad. When we talk about the state fair, like we can't talk about it without talking about, you're maybe not going to get this one.

- I don't. - It just, it gives Leanne lock in, you know? - 'Cause she's a carny kid? - 'Cause she like grew up, but she grew up in the carnival, not the fair, but it's literally the same thing. - Yeah, it's not the same thing. 'Cause the fair is once a year. I think it's still going on. Like, so reminder, if you live in the DFW area, like get your arse to the fair.

That's like a fun thing. It is a fun thing. Everybody was like talking about the fair. They have like the Texas OU game. There's a football stadium in the fair. The Cotton Bowl. The Cotton Bowl. And there's this big game every year and it's like in the fair. That's pretty sick. Isn't that sweet? Yeah. It was on the M24. Not that I was going. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Um.

So not only is everybody talking about the State Fair, everybody's talking about Craig on the Toast. I love what we were able to do yesterday because we, of course, we observe all bank holidays, all federal holidays here at the Toast. So yesterday was no exception, but I know how hard it is for people to live without us. And we had this Craig episode. We weren't sure when to release it. So we kind of gave it its own moment on yesterday's episode. And I'm so glad we did because it's really a premium guest interview. It's not what you would think, right? Like sitting down with a reality star. We're not like gossiping like crazy.

teenage girls. We're having sophisticated conversations. We're talking about life. We're getting to know each other's point of views and turns out just like most people we're more alike than we are different. That's beautiful. Yeah. And so it kind of is a part of like toast guest conversation

which is like kind of taking off everybody's talking about our guest interviews. And I want to say like, not to be annoying. And I don't want to say, cause I feel like once I say it, like the person will cancel, but I've already gotten confirmation that like this person is showing up tomorrow. Jackie and I are interviewing someone tomorrow who I actually put on our list of dream guests, like maybe one or two years ago. And like, it's kind of major for toast interviews.

- Toast HQ for toastiness, for toasters. - Yeah, we'll leave it at that. - Yeah. - We're not big on like hyping. - No, no, never. - Free hype. - Secret project. - So that is very exciting. What is also exciting this week is that we are going to Tailored. Claudia's coming here. It's a big weekend for Florida. I've got a full house and I'm really excited to have everyone. And I've been listening to Tailored and I've been thinking a lot about what I want my surprise song to be. - Wow, okay.

What I want my song to be is never going to be the surprise song. Why? Because it's not really a Taylor song. Crazier? I'm so glad my traffic made it to the big... I thought you were going to be serious. No, no, Claudia, that's the only Taylor song I sing these days. It's always in my head. I was singing it this morning. I'm like...

My life would be made if she would sing that song. Like, nobody owns it. Like, just fucking sing it. It's so funny. But in a real sense. What I think she will sing is, I think she's going to sing that song that she wrote about Ethel Kennedy because she just passed. And this is the first show since the passing. Starlight? Starlight. I'm at Bobby on the boardwalk, summer of 45. That's a great song. I would be down. Isn't that a good prediction? No, it's not. Why not?

Well, one, people could see it as a political endorsement. She has to be really careful. She already made her endorsement. Like, I don't think people would be confused. People could see it as an endorsement. One. I don't think people would be confused. Two, it's also like an homage to her ex-boyfriend. Like, kind of disrespectful to Travis.

To Travi who made it to the big game. She's then like taking this big moment and like honoring her ex-future in-law. Like it's weird. It's not about that. It's about American Herstory but okay. No I know what you mean. But no I don't agree. I feel like Taylor could write a song and come out with a song called Herstory. Yeah and like we would clown on it and it would be really good. Yeah. Just putting that out there.

Well, if anybody's wondering what my surprise songs, I would really love, of course, to hear Peace, but that is a dream I have given up on, whatever. I would love to hear Peter from TTPD. In addition to the OGs that I always want to hear, like You're In Love from 1989, That's The Way I Loved You from Fearless. You guys know. But can I say something a little crazy?

- Oh my God, yeah. - It's actually not a little crazy. The surprise songs have lost their punch ever since they've become mashups of four different songs. Like it used to be you got two songs, two songs and those songs defined your era's experience. And now you get 12 songs and you barely hear one of them and it's just not what it was.

I have actually never agreed with you more on a statement. It's giving the mashup episode of Glee. I do not like the mashups. I'm completely in agreement. Like it used to be like, even if you didn't get the songs that you wanted, like you get what you get and you don't get upset. And it's like you used to trade, it's like Pokemon cards. You traded with other Swifties. Like what songs did you get? And now it's like, oh, I got six. Yeah. By the way,

You are 100% right. That is not even an opinion. That is fact. Thank you. So I'm not putting as much stake in the surprise songs. Even though it's unclear if that was an international thing she was doing for the international swirlies. I feel like she's trying to get through every song and that she could say she played every song at the Eros tour. No song left behind.

- And it's a flex for her, like very cool that she can mash up. Like it's giving DJ earworm. - No, it's giving Mr. Show. - Yeah, but I'm just saying it just takes away the significance of what song you got. - It's giving like we're all winners here.

Yeah, I'm in agreement. So we'll see what she does. This is her first show back in the States. Like, let's see if she continues on with, you know, the mashups or goes back to singing a song. And speaking of iconic Florida shows, your girls are performing one. Love that seamless transition. Yeah, we are bringing Gizno to Florida in December for a Gizno Holiday Spectacular December 8th at the Hard Rock Casino. It's going to be so much fun. I've never been so excited for a show. Yeah.

And I know you're only excited because your neighbors are coming. No, no. There are other reasons for excitement. Like one, we will not have done a show in forever. And I sort of miss like tour life with my sis. I definitely miss like the crowds. Two, it's going to be a holiday spectacular. So there's going to be like a lot of exciting things happening. Yep. 1000%. It's the biggest venue we've ever done. So we get to see the most amount of swirlies we've ever seen in one place. In one place. It's giving like Guinness Book of World Records most swirlies ever like come.

Ever in attendance. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We should have someone from the Guinness Book of World Records show up and give us that. That would be so funny. Most swirlies ever together in one place. To congregate. Right.

Love that. It's going to be lit. Tickets are available at the toast podcast.com slash tour. Um, December 8th, hard rock live in Seminole, Florida, like the Florida swirlies. Also, if you've been wanting to like travel for a show, this is a one because the venue is a hotel, hotel casino. I hear there's a kosher steakhouse like nearby. I heard that too. It's December in Florida. Tis the season.

Tis the damn season. Tis a beautiful night. Wait, speaking of like shows we're excited to see...

I have been like, it's so funny how TikTok can like really indicate like, and just change the course of like things you're excited about, right? I am now like officially sat and so fucking excited for Wicked. Like I've just been seeing so, like they released another trailer and I think it took like the Wicked community by storm because Jonathan Bailey is like singing and dancing and I guess like everyone's been excited for that. I'm like, no, I get it. I am excited for that. Dancing through life. Like I cannot wait. I think it's going to be like amazing. Yeah. Yeah.

And then a couple of like vocal tracks have been leaked. I guess there's like, cause they're doing a lot of collabs, right? And so they made this like kids toy that like when you push a button, like Cynthia Aurelio singing Defying Gravity comes out and it got leaked to somebody like had a video of themselves. And so we got like a little snippet of her Defying Gravity, which I think a lot of people are really looking forward to, myself included. So like, I just want to say, I'm really excited. I don't feel like I've talked about enough, like how excited I am. No spoilers for me.

Speaking of Broadway, I've been meaning to tell you this because I'm sure you don't know about what's going on on Broadway with Nicole Scherzinger. I don't think I know. Nicole Scherzinger recently opened in a Broadway show and

She is getting such rave reviews from like the top like elite art critics. Like she is the belle of the ball. She is the darling of New York. I forget what the play is called. I just know at the very end scene, she's like covered in blood where she takes her bow. I've seen like a million videos of it. Like she's finally getting the credit that I think she's so, like she's always been supremely talented, but her personality has like kind of gotten in the way. And like she knows that she's talented. She like acts like, what's it called?

Sunset Boulevard, thank you. She acts like she's like, she just acts like a diva. And so I feel like now in this very demure Broadway role, she's just being kind of coy about it. They are flying in to see her. It's like the Hamilton of 2024. Well, that doesn't surprise me because I saw her in Annie Live and she was spectacular. Yeah, you saw something in her. Yeah, no, she played Grace and Grace, she was. She was honestly too good for that show. She is supremely talented. And when you look back on like,

like how she used to behave with the pussycat dolls like she was nasty as hell but she thought she was better than everyone I'm like I don't know I didn't even know that about her that it was her personality that was an issue oh my god there are so many videos of like that old pussycat doll show where she would literally steal the microphone from the other girls like on stage she was like literally me doing karaoke but in a professional sense like real like she wasn't working well in groups because she really is like a solo artist through and through like she carried that group yeah

Well, I'm happy for her. She's having such a... I'm happy for her too. Like, nice to see people getting their flowers. It is. So I'm glad about that. I think without further ado, we can get into everything because we have a lot to cover today. Oh, I wanted to also tell you one other thing, which I know you're not going to be happy to hear. What? What?

I continued reading Long Island Compromise. And I just feel the need to mention it because of the slam. Yep. You know, the blame shame that we inflicted on that book. And the compromise game. But then I was on the plane. I needed to read a new book. And I saw like, oh, you know what? I'm actually like 18% of the way through. Like, let me get back into it. And

I actually enjoyed it and I read it a lot over Yom Kippur and it was the perfect thing to read on Yom Kippur because it is so Jewish and I felt like even though I was distracting myself from the fast, like I was very much like rooted in Judaism still and I'm enjoying the book. I understand why Dana recommended it to me. I don't think you need to pick it back up. Like we go from Beamer's chapters to then like Nathan to then Jenny and then

Jenny is the worst. Like it doesn't get better in terms of liking people. Now I'm actually on Ruth, the mother. I'm looking forward to being here because she seems like a queen. I don't think you should keep reading it, but I just want to say like we need to like unslander it a little bit because I'm enjoying it. I'm going to finish it. And it is for certain people, but not for everyone. Okay. Thank you for the clarification. Now without further ado, here are the fast five stories that you need to know.

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Thank you, turdivy.com. You're welcome, jacksivy.com. Okay, well, our first story, just jumping back into some tailored news, because a couple of tailored updates from the weekend. First, Taylor and Travis were at the Yankees versus Guardians game. It was game one of the American League Championship Series, the ALCs. Everyone was talking about the ALCs. It's not the ALCs, by the way. It's the ALCS. Not that it matters. I know everything about baseball. Like, seriously, quiz me. Ah.

I never heard about the ALCS before. I'm so glad that they were showing up and showing out for the ALCS and supporting ALCS. Do,

It literally sounds like a disease that they're raising money for. Of course. Do you know about the potential for the Subway Series? Do you know what I'm talking about? No, but you know how I feel about a Subway Series. So there are four teams left when it comes to making the World Series. Now it's like the West. It's like they have different divisions. So the division championship is on one side, the Mets versus the Dodgers, Shohei versus Pete. It's one-to-one. It's a really good...

And then the other game is Yankees versus... Atlantics, Guardians. Guardians. What town is that? The Cleveland Guardians. Take out Atlantic. Oh, yeah, Cleveland. Take out Atlantic. Cleveland. That's why they were there, because Travis is from Cleveland and he's a big fan. So if the Yankees win that series and then the Mets win their series, the World Series could be New York versus New York. Now, I don't know. I think the Mets are a little bit of an underdog in their...

series. I don't know about the Yankees, but there is potential for that. Although I don't know if anybody could be Cho Hay, but it's really crazy. Like, let me tell you something. The Subway series means so much to me. I remember growing up that there was a Subway series. There was. And I thought that was just like the greatest name for what was happening. But then you told me a few years ago that there's actually a Subway series every year.

when the Mets and Yankees play each other however now that's not making sense yeah no did I say that why are you listening to me someone's like I'm sure it was you because you're the only person I talked to so when I say someone like it was you said that like no the subway series happens every year when the Mets and Yankees play each other and I was like oh rats okay not that special Mets versus Yankees how often great question like

Since the inception of interleague play, the two teams have played each other in every regular season since 1997. So you were right. They play six games per season. Yeah, like a series. So there's a subway series every year. But is it only called the subway series if it's at the World Series? Have they ever played each other in the World Series? Ask. Yes, that's what happened in like 2004. That's what you were talking about. Oh, okay. So it's not a subway series every year. No, they play each other every year. And we don't call it a subway series. But isn't every game like a series? Yeah.

Yes, that's what I'm saying. So is it only branded a Subway series like if they make it to the World Series or every time they play it's a Subway series? It's technically a series of Subways. Right. I love that name. And by the way, this year, yeah, they played each other four times and the Yankees have lost every single time. Wow. Go Mets.

Go Mets go. And as much as I love Shohei, like now I'm rooting against him, which has been hard for me. And it's annoying because he's so good. I kind of just want to like kill him. Every time he comes up, like he's just amazing at what he does. He's like an amazing pitcher, an amazing hitter. He's a good at all positions. So I'm rooting for the Mets versus the Dodgers.

For a multitude of reasons. However, in the Yankees versus Guardians, I'm torn. Because, of course, I would want Mets versus Yankees subway series. My favorite. However, if the Guardians win, then Taylor and Travis, like, would go to the World Series. No, she's, like, back on tour by then. Like, she can't be. Like, this is all fun. Like, she cares. So then Mets versus Yankees.

I'm rooting for Mets versus Yankees. I think it's what the subway system needs. Like they do need a bit of a boost. I think it would be very cute and exciting. I also think they would like break records for ticket sales because I'm like, I was just reading something. Tickets for the Mets versus Dodgers game in LA are like selling below ticket value. Whereas in New York, because the Mets never make it this far. Like this is the best thing to ever happen to Mets fans. Like,

And they were such an underdog in this season that like they're being sold for like $500 and the nosebleeds. Got it. But in LA, like they're always in this world series. Just another day in LA. They just like buy teams and they buy titles and they buy people. It's like not a big deal. They have like no passion. But you know what you can't buy? Heart. Heart.

No, and nobody has more heart. Oh, and I just found something out so cute. I wanted to tell you this. I'm so glad we brought it up. So they keep at Mets games, like holding up this sign that says OMG. It's like their thing. And I'm like, it's so lame. Like, what is this? And they had it in the dugout yesterday. They like brought it from New York. I'm like, Ben, what is up with this OMG thing? And then he told me and now I'm obsessed. So one of the players, I think it's, I literally know like all the players. I'm such Mets song OMG. So one of the players, oh, Jose Iglesias. Yes.

in the like off season last year he came out with a song he like likes to sing like it's so seriously it's called omg it's in spanish it literally is amazing i was listening to it sounds like jay balvin like it just sounds like a really good song and the mets like so leaned into it they like made it the official song at the stadium they play it all the time and now like omg is like one of their slogans i'm obsessed i think that's so cute they're supporting like their players hobbies in the arts a hundred percent it's important to have hobbies

Thousand percent. The moral of our episode from yesterday, don't miss it. Don't sleep on it. It's so true. I loved seeing Taylor like being normal. And she got like a little, like obviously there's a million photos of them, but it's not as like premium and high quality as when she goes to the NFL games and they have the camera like up her ass. Yeah. They kind of were just like blurry, like zooming in on them. I feel like they actually got like to have like a somewhat normal outing and they were just like acting normal. Yeah, it was really cute. And then also this morning she released...

a new project to commemorate the era's tour. She released a book.

um it's kind of like a coffee table book I've never before seen photos and quote personal reflections behind the scenes photos and all the magical memories that the fans made every night it's a 256 page hardcover book that will be available at Target for $39.99 and then also a vinyl copy of Tortured Poets Department which is $59.99 yeah so Good Morning America was like being all thirsty like we have this big announcement and honestly um

Like this is like kind of souvenirs. Like this, to me, this isn't like a real Taylor announcement, but what I gleaned from it that I think is most interesting is the caption that she posted on social media and like the sort of line is like with the final leg of the heiress tour coming up, like the final leg. What? I thought this was like going to go on forever, but it's not like,

Like that to me was the most shocking part of this whole thing. What could she have called it if she would add more legs? She would just say, as we embark on this next leg. I think it could still be the final leg of this Eros tour. And then if she ever wanted to bring back Eros, she could. But I don't think. But how does she move forward now, like touring? Does she just do like a tour for her album? Like, no. No, I think she takes a big ass break. And then when she comes back, it'll be like the Taylor Swift tour. And it's just whatever the fuck she wants to do.

Yeah. I just thought like Erez was perfect for her because first of all, everyone loves it so much. It solves the problem of like album tour, album tour, that life that like is really hard and she could do it forever. And like obviously always change it and take breaks. But I just thought like this is what we were doing. Kind of like a residency almost. Yeah. I don't think that she wants to be touring forever.

Well, no. Now, like this leg almost being over. Well, it's like the last leg. It's good for her personal life. It's giving time to get married, you know? Yeah. Put a ring on it. Right. Set it down. Yeah. Here comes baby in the baby carriage. That's just a couple ideas. Just throwing it out there.

Well, that's what's going on with the Lurd. We'll see her on Friday and we'll let you know. Oh, and on Friday night, the Friday night of Yom Kippur, she was at my restaurant again. Now, Friday morning, I got a really good tip that she was going to be there. And I was like so curious if it was going to come true. And then when I turned my phone on from Yom Kippur, I saw that she was there. And so, yeah, I could have went like knowing that. You could not have gone. But I don't even feel because everybody was tagging. Like when I opened my phone on after Yom Kippur, everyone was like tagging me in it. And I didn't feel bad. That was like this red slicer everyone was tagging me in when I was there.

Oh my God. They tagged, they said, get this to Jackie, get this to Jackie. I saw that stupid bread slicer. You kind of need it. It's low key hard to cut sourdough, like the very bottom. It is low key hard. And to have a slice that's like even on all sides, not thick at the bottom. Oh yeah, because it starts thin. Yeah, totally. And also one side is large and one side is small. Maybe I do need it. But like, please stop tagging me. And I saw it.

I sometimes feel the need to just like post something to my story just to like I acknowledge myself it's like I saw it yeah yeah no by the way that one really took the internet by storm so much so that they were tagging me I even still get the fuck around and find out graph oh I love that I know but I've seen it yeah I can tell you something I've seen it um wishing Taylor and Travis all the best they really enjoyed their bi-week and I enjoyed it too agreed same

Moving on to our next story, which is some video drama. Nicole Kidman and Salma Hayek were bombarded in a fashion week exchange that has since gone viral. It's like three weeks old. It looks as though the girls are beefing.

Yeah, and to understand like the true significance of this video, it's like who would care? But Salma Hayek is the wife to the, like the president of the company that owns Balenciaga. Like Salma Hayek is unreadily like a billionaire, like not through her work, like through business. And marriage. So that, well, yeah, I didn't want to say that. That sounded derogatory. Like that, it's more derogatory to say that her marriage is a business. Yeah, a thousand percent, a thousand percent.

Through love. Yeah, no, she married a billionaire. And they're in love, for sure, but she married a billionaire. And so for Nicole Kidman, who's like, not like this, she's not like a diva, I feel like we would know. For her to say it, period, like is really crazy, but for her to say it to like the woman whose husband owns the company that's paying you to be at that show, like that's really crazy. Tell me you don't want to be invited back without telling me. Well, they've brought in like the forensic lip readers to assess the situation. Because...

Without even reading lips or listening to audio, like the body language is tense. And I'm putting myself in Nicole's position because she's being touched. And I do not like to be touched. Salma's got like trying to direct her into a photo. She's got like her arm around her waist. With Katy Perry.

And Nicole, it's giving like, just like, don't touch me. Nicole is also like in full glam head to toe. There's a million photographers. It's giving overstimulation. Yeah, she's like trying to maneuver her. And then I also read in this article that Nicole might have been, you know, on edge because of the sudden passing of her mother last month. Like maybe she just like wasn't in a great mood showing up to work. Like get your hands off me. Not realizing in the moment like who exactly it was. And then Katy Perry's there too.

Right. It's just a fun fact. And Katy Perry's ready to take a picture. Of course, she always is. So the forensic lip readers are saying this because I saw a theory that said she said something to the effect of like, don't touch me. That's not what the forensic analysis is saying. Okay. So Jeremy Freeman is a UK based expert witness and forensic lip reader. Obsessed. And he said that Hayek is believed to have said to Nicole that

Let's turn there. Okay, here. Then it seems as though Nicole responded, hey, I'm fine. I'm good there. It's enough. It's okay. That's still tense. Yeah. Then Selma interjected beginning to say we have to before putting her hand on Katie's shoulder. Perry.

Then he believes Salma said, that's fine, that's fine. And directed Katy Perry, who was wearing sunglasses to look at photographers and take pictures. Well, because that's another thing of note is that if you watched a video in full, Nicole Kidman doesn't end up taking the photo period. She just leaves and then Salma and Katy take a photo. Yeah. So yes, I mean, it was like kind of a chaotic video. I could really see Nicole Kidman just being like,

There's too much going on. Yeah. Get your paws off me. The flashes. Everybody's touching me. It's loud. I saw some of them be like, you know, they're probably just overwhelmed. There's a lot of photographers. Like you showed up at a fashion show. Right. That's like what you. And I. In this situation, like I do gravitate more towards Nicole of like.

Don't like touch me. But to be overwhelmed by photographers like that's why you're there. And they're wearing sunglasses. No and sometimes if you are feeling like really overstimulated just one person like it's not even about the person like they're the one that you decide to take all of your issues out on and it's like it's not about Salma. It's like that's just where like Nicole sort of climaxed with like where she could where what she could take. Yeah. However like this was at the Balenciaga show so I don't really care like how anyone was feeling like literally doing there.

Yeah, no, no. I don't care about anyone, like, getting their feelings hurt. Like, I think everybody, and you know, like, I love Nicole Kidman, but I think everybody involved in this particular video, like, is a big fat loser. Yeah. So, like, I don't really care about the hurt feelings. No, no. Not at all. Like, I find it interesting that, like, a bunch of A-listers are having weird tension. Yeah, and, like, I also do find it incongruous with Nicole Kidman to, like, kind of say,

be involved in this. Not the Salma Hayek of it all, the Balenciaga of it all. She's so scandal-averse. I feel like in her career, she really has not stepped in it. And this is so random. It's not even Balenciaga clothes I think of them when I think of Nicole Kidman. - The fashion moments that she has are not, it's not like she has to be involved with Balenciaga to continue her fashion journey. And moreover, once again, the clothes are ugly. It's easy to put them back on the shelf.

Yeah, and they're very futuristic and stupid. And I feel like Nicole Kidman has always dressed really well for every phase of life that she's in. And she always really crushes it. And black spandex Balenciaga alien sunglasses is not what I think of when I think of Nicole Kidman style. No, and I think for anyone, it should be an easy thing to move on from. You can find a black spandex dress anywhere. They're obviously paying celebrities to wear and show up. They all have contracts. Yeah.

That to me is so not, usually I'm like, get your bag, get your bag here. It's like all of these people are extremely wealthy. They could go to any other house and they know how it makes people feel about them. Like people are not, the general public is not over Balenciaga. No. And actually I feel like those fashion contracts are,

except for unless you're like Zendaya, are not like that much money. They're not like known to be like crazy lucrative. You do it more for the prestige. Right. And like Balenciaga is not, I don't know what their numbers are, but I see when I go to the mall, like they're the only bags on sale. They're the only kiosk where there's not even someone working inside the kiosk because there's no one perusing. Like I think they've really, really suffered. Their bottom line has suffered. So it's not like they have all this money to just pay anyone exorbitant amounts right now.

Well they are like a part of like one of those billion dollar it's not LVMH but like LVMH type. It's Salma's husband being like we're gonna prop up like why? Why? Yeah. Yeah I don't know. Why don't you want to admit that what they did really foiled the business? So this is just giving very much loser on loser crime so I don't like actually care. Agreed. Agreed. Are you ready for our next story? Loser's gonna lose you know. Are you ready for our next story which I actually found to be shocking.

I'm actually shocked. I think a lot of people were shocked by this. It kind of came out of nowhere. It's some breakup news.

And he's wearing Abercrombie because Jason Tardik and Kat Stickler announced their amicable split. So Jason Tardik is from The Bachelor and Kat Stickler is a content creator and influencer. And many months ago, they announced that they were dating and they've been posting so happily together ever since. I think fans of both of them were so happy about this and knowing both of them, they seem to be like really well matched. And then there was a little bit of a scandal with Pimple.

Caitlin and like the internet really took Kat and Jason's side. Like they really had a lot of momentum behind them. Momentum. And everything that they've done, like it seems like they're very serious because she has a daughter and he's of course met her daughter. And they just seemed like so well matched. Like a couple that you're like, oh, this makes sense. Like we don't have to check in on them. No, 1000%. I actually hung out with them in St. Barts and they were like really cutesy, like totally in love. And they hadn't gone public yet. So like not me knowing everything before everyone else. All that.

And I was like, oh, this isn't just like, you know, influencers dating. Like it's a real like relationship. Yeah. So after around six months of dating, the couple decided to go their separate ways, revealing in posts on Instagram stories on Saturday. So she posted a video saying that they had broken up and that she wasn't going to get into too much detail about it. But it all seemed like pretty amicable, amicable. And then he said, I'm sick.

Sad to share that Kat and I are no longer together. It's fair to say that I love hard with all my heart and fall fast. Sometimes in life that works out and other times it doesn't. This time it didn't. Kat has brought me so much happiness and light. She brought out parts of me I never knew existed. I will forever be grateful for her. And of course, sweet MK, this chapter closes amicably and another opens. I'll be rooting for her happiness and I'm also rooting for mine.

I just found this so shocking because I feel like they were starting to do stuff in their relationship that like you really only do when you're about to get married. Like they were doing like brand deals together and I know that sounds stupid but like

I can't explain it. Like, it's a really serious part of a relationship. To, like, mix business with your relationship is something that you typically do when you're so serious that you don't have to worry that this is going to come between you. Right, because you're going to have mixed finances any day now, you know? And then, of course, she had posted this really cute video of her daughter, like, running to Jason. Her daughter was, like, obsessed with her boyfriend. Like, so cute. I did not even think about these two as, like, even on the chopping block. More so just, like, when are they going to get engaged? Yeah, it's taking kind of a long time. Yeah.

So I was shocked. Everyone's entitled to that. I'm going to respect their privacy while personally like wondering what could it

come between them. - While personally being curious. - Yeah, a little personal. - Never stop asking why. - Curiosity, she then also posted a video 'cause I guess like people, you know, and she was so like, you know, delicate about it, but people pretending to be concerned while also being like, your daughter, why you introduced your daughter to men. - Oh my God, shut up. - She's like, thank you so much for your concern. Like, you're not concerned. 'Cause if you're a fan of Kathy and you have to, like you like her, you would trust her judgment.

That like she knows what's best for her family. Like it's such fake concern. No, but also, okay, so like what she has a daughter and what she can never introduce her boyfriends to her daughter. Like kids meet a lot of people. Like kids are fine. Yeah, so she was just like explaining how like the relationship between MJ and Jason, which I didn't even feel she needed to do. MK. MK, sorry. Okay.

Michael Jackson and Jason. I didn't even feel she needed to do that, but she was like very, she was patient for doing that. And she was saying like a lot of like facts about her life. She lives in Florida and that she can't leave Florida. So maybe like they were getting more serious and like it just wouldn't have worked out. Well, let me tell you some of the lore with why she can't leave Florida. It's actually really crazy. So she popped on the scene like when TikTok was blowing up. She was like in a...

like a content couple like her and her husband do like classic marriage classic early parenthood type stuff and they blew up and the second they blew up they got divorced everyone was like what the fuck and she was so respectful like never said anything you know reddit did their thing found documents like everybody she like will always maintain very like kim and kanye like she will has never said a bad word about but apparently he like cheated on her and left her for the woman that he cheated on her with and now like that woman is the kid's stepmom like really fucked up shit like um

And it was such a crazy saga of events. And she totally came out on top. Like, I don't even know if he does content anymore. But, like, she's, like, one of the biggest content creators on TikTok. She has, like, huge brands. She's, like, super famous. But that's why she can't leave Florida. They must have, like, some sort of custody agreement. Yeah. So maybe they were about to get engaged. But, like, their lives just can't work together. However, like, does Love Conquer All sound off in the comments? I guess we'll see. Yeah, but Jason's also very much, like, hustle, bustle. Like, I don't know if he could be tied down to Florida.

Yeah, but, you know, he can get on an airplane and step off into a new land. He could. He really could. Yeah. And for love? Maybe that's not it. Maybe that's not it then. Yeah. So I just, I'm personally curious while respecting their privacy. Okay, I didn't want to say this, but I did hear something. Okay. I heard that they broke up because he was wearing too much Abercrombie.

Interesting. I honestly like that's on her. You can see it? No, I think that would be unreasonable. That's just what I heard. Obviously, I don't want to start any rumors or anything, but that's just what I heard. Okay, well, I'm not going to poke and prod. Of course not. I'm going to respect privacy. Of course. But I'm shocked. As always. Yeah, I was shocked too. Yeah. Are you ready for our next two stories? Our fourth and fifth.

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A Beatles documentary being produced by Martin Scorsese is coming to Disney+. So I don't know what the big twist is going to be, but a new Beatles documentary produced by Mr. Scorsese captures the band's 1964 introduction to the U.S. and it will arrive on Disney Plus on November 29th.

With director David Tedeschi at the helm, Beatles 64 is set to follow the electrifying moment of the Beatles' first visit to America and their performance on the Ed Sullivan Show to 74 million people. Crazy. Crazy. One thing about me, I don't give a fuck about the Beatles. Like, seriously, the lore, Yoko, John, like, I don't give a fuck. And by the way, this is going to be the hottest take. Like, I don't even like their songs. Sorry. I think their songs are, like, are objectively good songs. Yeah.

Here Comes the Sun. Is that them? Do-do-do-do. That one slaps. Yeah, sorry. That's Pargy.

I don't know. I just feel like whenever, and maybe, and definitely, I didn't live through like Beatlemania, so I wasn't, you know, I don't know what that's like. But every time like Taylor makes a, like a huge stride or sets a record, they're like, it hasn't been done since the Beatles. Like, I don't give a fuck. No, I agree. Like the Beatles are a blind spot for me. Maybe documentaries like this, like would make me have more respect and understanding of,

Okay, I think it's interesting that Martin Scorsese is on the dock.

Yeah, and like how do you direct a documentary like when you're like a movie director? Do you know what I mean? Yeah. Also, in the past, he co-produced and directed George Harrison's Living in the Material World. So like he just does – maybe it's a hobby for him to like work on Beatles projects. Like maybe he's just a big fan. And George is like obviously the least famous one, right? Right. I would say it goes John, Paul, Ringo, George. Yeah, but I'm sure George has the most piece –

- 1000%, George goes to the grocery store. - I think George-- - Wait, is George alive? - I think so. I could find out. - And? - Oh, by the way, correction alert. Martha Stewart's ex-husband is alive.

As is George. As is George. Good. The reason why I thought Martha Stewart's husband, ex, was dead is because the way she was talking about it. Talked about it. It sounded like he passed. Like, he never knew. By the way, I didn't think that was a crazy assumption. But that was, that's why I assumed, that's the information that I was gleaning off of. Apologies, Mr. Stewart. Um...

He's dead? George is dead. Oh, Rip. Rip. So maybe in his life he probably had the most peace. Like, of course John was so tortured and Paul, like, always being the second man and Ringo is Ringo. Yeah. But George could just be George. When it comes, like, I feel like there's two types of girls. Like, Beatles girls and One Direction girls. And, like, I'm a 1D girl. Like, if I'm going to be... There's two types of people, girls and women. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I just, I don't know. I, like...

People could tell me all the interesting facts about the Beatles like all they want like I don't care I don't think any of them were attractive like I can't believe that girls used to faint like they're literally not cute And I don't know it's just it's not my personal vibe and I realize it's like one of the most offensive things like if this got clipped and put on like some like Beatles bro reddit page like they would be like oh this fat bitch knows nothing and you know what I don't give a fuck okay I don't give a shit about the Beatles What you're saying is like you do know nothing and you don't care to know anything about this

Yeah, and I don't think they're handsome. Sorry. However, I think we're going to be inundated with a lot of Beatles stuff in the next few years, like this documentary. And then remember, each like Beatle is getting their own drama film. Like obviously the people who own the Beatles estate did some sort of like yard sale with the rights. Wait, Claudia, more than that. Accompanied with this documentary, they are re-releasing...

seven Beatles albums. Right. And then there's going to be like a hologram tour. Like I'm not interested in like them disgracing the legacy of the Beatles for a quick cash grab. And like, do you think the Beatles would cut it in this day and age? I don't know if the internet's ready for that conversation. To be honest, my answer is yes, but it's,

I feel like when I see a movie about a person, then I really, because I feel like we had like Freddie Mercury, like that whole era where we did those types of movies. Like it was very clear, like Elton John could have been alive in any time period and he would have been as big. Same with Freddie Mercury. Yeah.

Once I see the Beatles one, I'll make my decree. But I feel like no. I feel like if they seriously, like the Butterfly Effect, if they decided to play their song the next day, no one would have cared. I disagree. But I respect and I'm intrigued by your opinion. But also I feel the same way about Elvis. Yeah. Once in a generation. He's Elvis. Yeah. You know who I feel that way about? That could make it or couldn't.

Like it was kind of just like kismet time and place. Like One Direction a little bit. Oh, okay. Like I don't feel like they were that like. And by the way, I love One Direction. I'm just like offending everyone today. Yeah, yeah. Okay, so things I won't be watching? This. Yeah. Well, our fifth and final story is something that you might be watching.

Unless it's Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives. Probably not. I've been watching so much Triple D. And I think the food on there is fucking disgusting, by the way. It's definitely not Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives. But just let me get through the deets before you make your judgment. Oh, she's saying shut up. She's saying be quiet. No, no, no. Because it's layered. And this is also like kind of a Redheads coded story. Okay.

Pride and Prejudice series is in development at Netflix from Dolly Alderton. Now that name might sound familiar to you because she wrote a book that we read for the Redheads called Everything I Know About Love. And then that show was turned into a series that we didn't watch, but we really liked the book. It was actually Margot and Dana's like favorite book of the year, the year that we read it. And they're such different readers. And it was a really good book. It was like

just about I read it I actually I did not like it I liked it I like didn't absolutely love it but I like I respected it and I thought it was yeah it's kind of she's huge in the UK I think more so than America and she's very much I'm trying to think of like a comparison it's just like tales of a socialite like she's like this wealthy party girl like I don't even know about wealthy or anything she worked in magazines it was giving like the hills like I can't explain it sex in

for the younger set in the UK and it was just like memoirs of a dolly and like stories from like that period in your 20s where you're just like doing it all. And it was really cute. And then she had her show Everything I Know About Love. She wasn't in it but like it was a

They took her book and made it. And now she will be penning the scripts for Pride and Prejudice series at Netflix. There's no cast yet attached and the project has not been greenlit at the streamer. Netflix has a history with Austin having adapted Persuasion for a 2020 movie starring Dakota Johnson. But this is the series, Pride and Prejudice. I think this is a good idea. Yeah, pending that it's not like a radical new, like loosely based on Pride. Is it a period piece or is it going to be like Pride and Prejudice

Pride and Prejudice for 11-year-olds. Like, everybody has a cell phone. Like, I think...

it's going to be like Bridgerton Pride and Prejudice. I like that. Almost like also that show The Buccaneers. I don't know if you ever watched it. I'm familiar with it, but I haven't watched it. And a lot of like period pieces where it's like the dialogue is very today. You know, they're like talking TikTok. The music is very today. The themes are very today, but it's set in a different time, which to me has a lot of potential. I actually wound up, I didn't finish The Buccaneers, but I wound up enjoying it.

Yeah, I feel like Pride and Prejudice is like getting yassified. Like I think this happens with a lot of like OG books. Like it just happened with Little Women, right? Like Timothee Chalamet and Greta Gerwig, everybody was obsessed. But was it yassified?

Or it was just like a... That one was pretty authentic. Like it was just like a recreation. Pride and Prejudice hasn't had like a resurgence since Keira Knightley's, which was like 20 years ago. I feel like this is the Bridgerton effect. I feel like a lot of... That's a good comparison. People are trying to capitalize on that. They're like, oh, they do like period pieces when they're done in a really modern way. And I think that Dolly being attached to it, like it's kind of brilliant. And if it might really work. Yeah. I think Dolly being attached to it is like a...

If that's the brand, it sounds cute. Yeah, I think that that's the Bridgerton effect. And it's not something that really bothers me. No. It's cute. But like that Captain The Great show. Especially when it's something that's ahistorical to begin with. I don't like it when it is like taking actual history and changing history. So that Elle Fanning show on Hulu. The Great. The Great. Yeah.

I didn't like that. I actually watched the first episode. I did not like that. And I found it stupid. I did not like that. And that is actual history that was yossified. And I did not like it. Yeah, yeah. Pride and Prejudice like is fiction. Pride and Prejudice is fiction. But it's also like an important piece of literature these kids need to know. Right. Buccaneers is fiction. Bridgerton is set in a real time. But then like is fiction. So it doesn't bother me.

Yeah, it's set in a real time, but it's completely fake. Yeah, like those... Nobody plays a real... Right, like the queen wasn't the queen. Queen Charlotte, I think, actually might have been the queen at the time. But of course, her story is completely changed. Yeah. And so that is different. But yeah, I don't like when it's like real history. Yeah.

real history yeah to bring it back to the top yeah right oh wow we've really done a full circle here as we always do and for the record the two stories could have been separated you think so one thousand percent the Beatles and Pride and Prejudice yes I could have separated them but then the show was over now I think it was better yeah I think it yeah yeah I agree

I think it all worked out the way it's supposed to. I think we let the chips fall where they made, Turtle Lou. Well, in the words of Simon Van Kampen, I am real. And that's what I'll be doing this afternoon. So just think of me. In the words of Jackie Van Kampen, I am real. Jackie Van Kampen. Exactly. And that's what I've been saying, you know? Been saying.

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