Giving Grace To The Weenies: Friday, August 2nd, 2024
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♪ Back in the New York groove ♪ - We just harmonized. - Yeah, because we were singing like different parts of the song. - Correct. - Which together created a beautiful blend. - Speaking of beautiful blends, we are kind of coming off of a high of an absolute sleigh of the house down, Boots on the Upper West Side at the Beacon Theater. Yeah, that's right. Our live shows, our residency couldn't be going better. Last night was one of the better nights of my life. - It was so amazing to be back at the Beacon. The toasters were on fire. - Fuego. - Fuego, we were on fire. - ♪ Somebody call 9-1-1 ♪

♪ Toasty fire burning on the dance floor ♪ ♪ Whoa ♪ - It was really amazing, really, really fun. Great crowd, great energy, great show. So we're coming off the high of that. We have another show tonight, which is really exciting. - It is, it's like kind of sad. It's our last show at the Beacon. I've been like annoying about it. Like we're New Yorkers, like there is significance to playing the Beacon Theater multiple times. I've been like milking it, like talking, "Oh, I can't tonight have a show at the Beacon." Like I'm so annoying, kill me.

I'm gonna miss that. I will miss that too but then we can talk about shows of Beacon's past. No not only that that's kind of why we added that last show in Atlantic City because like you were playing at the casino at the Borgata. That's also like a New York kind of well New Jersey excuse me institute. Tri-state area. Yeah it's like a well-known facility and we're

We're going kind of from one well-known facility to the next. August 17th, our tickets just went on sale. Borgata Casino. Yeah, that's right. Borgata Casino. August 17th. Tickets available at thetoastpodcast.com. Yeah, so if you saw some of the fun last night that was had on the gram at the show and you're itching to catch a Gizno, we added one more show. This is actually now the last show of the summer. No plans for more shows at the moment. No.

Or really, who knows? Yeah. But if you want to see the Gizno, come to Atlantic City, make a weekend of it. It's going to be a really, really girl is swirly rad time. I don't want to fear monger, but I think a lot of people like assume we have more plans for this show. Like maybe one day we don't currently have. It's a good idea. And obviously like an obvious idea. But, you know, life happens. We are together all summer. So the Gizno made complete sense. We'll see what happens in the future. But we have zero plans. Like this is truly the last show on the docket.

So we did release a couple floor seats for tonight's Beacon Show. I posted on my Instagram, I'm not sure if there's any left. - Friends and Family didn't come after all? - No, literally. I had to release 20 of our Friends and Family tickets. Even though we did use all of our Friends and Family tickets last night, so we have a lot of Friends and Family. - I saw a lot of familiar faces in the audience. - Yeah, 'cause we have a lot of friends and a lot of family. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, and so we need 100 tickets set aside per show. - Yeah, so tonight wasn't, you know, that wasn't the case.

So few tickets left for tonight at the Beacon. And then Atlantic City, there are seats left. So I'm excited. I don't really know what I'm wearing. That's always like a bit of an anxiety-inducing scenario. For tonight? Yeah. I'm excited about my fit for tonight. I literally needed to get a haircut for it. Oh my God. Another exciting feature of today's episode is that I have a haircut. It's just, you know, a refresh. Nothing drastic. But...

- Dead ends gone. - How much did you cut, you think? - Oh, I didn't count. But the thing is we kept the length as much as we could, just take off the dead. But if the dead had been up to here, I would have taken up to here, added layers, phrase-faming pieces. So now I'm back to myself, which mostly makes it more exciting for when I do my daily hair because now I can fudge.

a great blowout better. - Yeah, well you look great. You look healthy, you look bouncy, you look good. - Thank you, I was very excited about this haircut. Got my eyebrows done, so if I'm a little red, just-- - She's giving new woman. - You don't see it. - No. - I didn't wanna put makeup over the redness 'cause I want the skin to breathe. - Isn't it crazy to be like back in the city?

It is. Yeah. I loved being back in my apartment. It's been literally five weeks since I've set foot in there and I love my house. I really did such a nice job patting myself on the back. But my God, I forgot how like demonic the city gets in the summer. It's really hot. First of all, thank God the air conditioning, the air conditioning in this studio has just, it's kind of a, she's on her own journey. She works. I relate to her. Someday she wants to work and someday she doesn't. She's intermittently working. I'm really thankful to the Lord. Today she showed up. She showed up for work today. It is so crazy hot outside. Thick. Thick.

In the Hamptons, it's about 10 degrees cooler and you feel those 10 degrees. Like there's a breeze because you're near the ocean. Surrounded by water on both sides. Oh my goodness. So hot. But it's great to be back in the studio. I will never take this studio for granted ever again. I'm hopeful that all the technology works today. I don't want to jinx it. But sort of being on our own out in the Hamptons when it comes to technology, I'm feeling grateful. I'm feeling excited. And we clown on this studio a lot. I don't know.

- I don't think so. - No, like, I always have my issues here, the air conditioning doesn't work, the sirens outside. - The jackhammers. - But it takes,

You have to lose something to know, to appreciate it. Yeah. And that's what's happening here. I love this studio. I'm never moving. No, it's exciting to like be proper podcast. Like I feel very professional today. Me too. And it feels good to have my hands. We're usually in our Hampton set up holding our microphones. Oh my God, like breaking our wrists. It limits our ability to be animated. And I think that's one of the greatest things about us. Yeah. No, and we're also going to get carpal tunnel from holding those heavy things. But no, not today. We are hands free. Look at us. Hands free. They're just hands. They're just hands.

So thankfully, there's actually really good stories today. There's a lot. And sometimes when we do live shows, especially like two during the week, and we've just like been together for so long, sometimes it feels like we're running out of things to talk about. Not today. The world is spinning. Fresh. Love comes afresh.

comes afresh new stories old stories olympic updates it's all in there so it's gonna be a great friday episode to wrap up the week put a bow on it head into jizno night two you slept in my apartment last night i did tell everyone your thoughts be honest i didn't i didn't prepare for guests like i haven't been in my apartment in a month usually if i knew you were coming to town i would have like gotten a special duvet like i would have made it nice so we just kind of like steamrolled into my apartment it was like perfect the thing about me is like

these days if no one's crying and waking me up in the middle of the night or throughout the night or at 5 a.m. or I could literally didn't have to set an alarm usually every day one thing about me is like I don't wake up before my kids and maybe if I did like my mornings would be easier but like I love sleep so to wake up on my own and not to like someone yelling is crazy was that

That literally hasn't happened in two and a half years. - So we went to bed at like 11 and you woke up when? - I woke up at nine and I went-- - Queen. - I got into bed at 11:30. It took me a while to fall asleep. - Not your house. - But sometimes, I mean after an adrenaline high, it's hard to come down. - It actually is very hard to go to sleep after a show, mostly because I'm chugging caffeine before the show to make sure I feel good. - And you're just buzzing and your phone's buzzing. - There's like a buzz, yeah.

So it took a while. And everyone's texting you about how great you were. Right. It took a while to wind down, but the bed was totally comfortable and I slept peacefully. But not only would it not have taken much, but it was a perfect, lovely situation. The fact that I can deliver you back to your family with 10 hours of sleep, like I did my job. I felt, I feel so good. Like when I woke up super early and you hadn't like texted or anything, I was like, she's still sleeping. And I was like, okay, W and T over here. Yeah, no, it was really nice. We're not like, Charlie's waking up in the night every night now, like we're back

to that regression or whatever they want to call it. So it was nice to just sleep through the night like a baby. Let's go. So whoever fucking said that.

What'd you say? Except like when they say you slept like a baby. Like how old is said baby? Babies sleep like really bad. Yeah. It's kind of like their thing. You're right. Totally. So I feel like we should dive into it because... We've got a lot to do today. We've got a lot to do today and like we've dillied, we've dallied. What more can be said? Like yesterday there was no, you know, crazy day to tell you guys about. We got in the car, drove to the city with Romeo in tow and just kind of...

smashed it. Like there's like not to be like we killed it. We looked amazing. --No, we've been back to back and you've kind of seen like every stage of the journey. It was toast, drive,

Toast, Beacon, Pre-Showed, Gizno. It's literally Toast, Drive, Beacon, Toast, Beacon, Drive. That's what it's going to be. Bus, Club, Another Bus. I've been really putting you to work when it comes to making content like around the Giznos and all the viral trends. And now at a glance, if you want to just take a step back and like tell me, like tell me how is it going for you? Like you feel tortured? Yeah.

- No, I don't feel tortured in this moment. You know when I'm ready for content and when I'm not. When were you making me do something? I'm literally wet hair, no makeup, and you're like, it's time to make a video. - That speaks to our authenticity, Jax. - I know, but-- - I do know that's where you draw the line. - Yeah, get me at my best. - Eyebrows, yeah.

Great. Let's do it. That's always fun. Doing them before Gizmo is so fun when we're glammed. Totally. But like when I'm on the couch, like rotting, you're like, hey, do this. Well, you've been doing great, sweetie. Like really. Especially because some of the TikTok content like calls for like a rotting vibe, which is fine because then you like transition or whatever. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But when it's like,

a high performance TikTok and I'm not feeling my best that's when I'm like can't we wait like can't we just fucking wait not the high performance TikTok because we're always like wearing hair and makeup and in an outfit so like I'll be there in an hour can it wait no totally I want to say one more thing about the Gizmo and then I promise I'll stop talking about it but

But so many of my friends, like most of my high school friends came last night. And the funny thing, like everybody who comes to the show, who I know personally, the thing they remark on is how dressed up everybody gets and how it's so nice to see because they're like, you know, we live like everyone's always wearing sweatpants. It's very much like merch energy, which is great. And I thought maybe that was going to be the vibe of when people showed up because we said wear whatever you want, like look fab, but also feel free to wear merch and like leggings. Yeah, it's your night out. You want to be cozy. But the fact that everybody opts, like,

When we do the Mean Green, everybody comes in, like, seriously dressed better than us. And I'm like, I literally bought a dress this morning that one of the girls was wearing last night. She told me where it was from. The Bardot one. Yes. Like, the big... I thought it might be good for, like... Oh, we could share. Yeah. I thought it might be good for Atlantic City show. Does it come in other colors? Maybe we can match. Yes, it does. It does. Blue, black, pink, and white. We should match. Okay. Okay. Look at all three. I know you're stealing my idea. Okay. No, no. We're so cute. Yeah. No. We both... Okay. Ideal stolen. Ideal stolen. It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. Why can't we match? No, we can. We can. We're so cute. Yeah. No, it's so cute. Mind it.

Plus, we wanted to match and be showgirls anyway. Oh, so will we wear these dresses from here to four? Oh, no, we wanted to be showgirls for Atlantic City. Yeah, it's true, actually. It's true. Okay, I'll allow it. I'll allow it. All's that to say, it makes me feel so good. It's like so sweet that everybody gets so dressed up. It's a point of pride and it really, it shows like, I feel very...

Honored. Honored, yeah. Like, it's so lovely. And it's so funny that, like, the thing everybody remarks on to me, like, literally one of my friends from high school was there, and she was like, I cannot believe how dressed up everybody got. Like, everybody looked so nice. No, even when we were at the WPAC, the people who work at the venue and who run the venue were like, it's so incredible to see everyone, like, looking so amazing. They're so, like, incredibly, like, dressed and behave, like, so lovely towards everyone. And it's a really...

wonderful reflection on us. It's true. So we just want to say thank you. Totally. And I think like when people walking around the city, like who live on the Upper West Side, like walk past the Beacon and they see thousands of like beautiful women in like gorgeous summery gowns. They're like, what kind of convention is being held here this evening? It's great PR for

us because that was important girlish swillies night out like I'll check that out just out of curiosity right I would like to be fabulous and beautiful yeah where do I sign up right and you sign up at the toast podcast calm you do that's where it starts yeah it's kind of a slippery slope after that we can't be held responsible for what happens next it's a gateway it's a gateway so I just want to say that now I'm officially done recapping just now hopefully we'll see you guys tonight and at Atlantic City on August 17th

And that's my promo for the day. Yeah, no, I mean of course we have to talk about, like that was the big thing. Kind of like the moment. Yeah, we did Nobody's Perfect last night. We did. One of my favorites. We've gotten into this really good group where every night, we're trying not to repeat, but every night we want to choose a song to like sing and have like a real come to Jesus moment with the audience. Because we all just like love to sing and dance. I know, and that's like what we're getting together for. That's like what happened at Camp Toast. We were like, had all these activity plans.

And then we all just ended up like at the bonfire singing at the top of our lungs. And dancing. So we just, you know, we scheduled it. Yeah. And it happened very like organically. The first night Jackie like went off and sang the climb and the whole room started singing and like literally I was on the verge of tears. Yeah. So we were like, let's recreate that. And every night we choose something new. Last night we did, we kind of veered from our usual genre and we went a little nostalgic. We went for Nobody's Perfect by Hannah Montana. We're kind of cross genre. Like you can't put surprise song in a box. No. And we have a song for tonight and it's not what you're expecting. You would never guess it. I feel like.

I saw some guesses for last night. People thought we were gonna do August by Taylor Swift. We had a discussion. There was a meeting on the books about it. Ultimately we decided the song is too slow. It's not like a pussy popper. Yeah. So the thing is you could really never guess some of these surprise songs and tonight I don't think people will expect but I'm so excited. It's low-key one of my favorite songs. It's low-key one of your favorite songs. It's not a song you would automatically associate with toastiness but every toaster knows every single word and they're like probably gonna start crying. Like it's so good. So I'm really excited.

So you'll have to tune in on Monday to see what we chose. Yeah. So without further ado. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Let's get into it. There's a lot to discuss. Without further ado-do-do-do-do, here are the Fast Five stories that you need to know. I also don't want to bite the hand that feeds me, but I'm a little chilly. I'm not going to say it because then the air conditioning will stop working. Blanket. I might need to wrap myself up in a blanket. Not to complain. And also the stories are on my phone today, so if I'm looking at my phone, I'm not being rude towards Tert. It's story tings. We left our iPads at home. Right.

home. --Wait I have to share one more thing sorry before that yeah everybody we'll do it again in a second. So I'm wearing this really cute necklace. I don't know if you see. --Yeah see. --And it has a C for Cogers. And I posted on my Instagram because it's Alison Liu and I want to be like look everyone like I got that cool new necklace that sold out and like you didn't slobs. It was a gift from my friend Alicia, but still like you're slobs and I'm not. And

Everyone was DMing me. What's the C4? Like everybody thinks my name is Turdy. It's really crazy. They're like, you should actually should have gotten a T. That's really crazy. Maybe I'll ask Alison just for another charm and like a T. I can, I can like swap between. CT. How funny is that? She's from Connecticut. Literally. That is really funny. And I can't thank you enough. You know, this is my dream. Like actually coming true. You're so welcome. I have a nickname that's so. It's my dream to have free creative reign on my nickname. Yes. It's,

my dream, like my name is so embedded in people's minds. They forgot my original name, my government name. Like, thank you. You know, what's so funny is my Instagram bio was still founder and CEO of Turdy Lou Global. Obsessed. Obsessed. But you, that's literally what you are. Like, you can't change it. TLG. Like I work hard for TLG. I'm so glad you brought up Instagram bios. I like kind of hate mine. And I feel like the,

Like, I can try and be creative or whatever, but nobody is, like, funnier or more creative than the Toasters. Like, can you guys stand up in the comments? What is it? Right now, my girl with no job one is the name's Turdy, Turdy Lou, which is, I like, actually. It's not terrible. Okay. And then Claude with no job, like, I need to change its Facetune fan page, which when I was, like, Facetuning out of control, like, it was funny. I don't really Facetune that much anymore. Okay. So, Claude with no job. Um...

I'm not going to put you on the spot. I mean, the options are like endless of things that we say. I would like really love some help in the comments. Like people are always thinking of things I can't think of. Do you know what I mean? Yeah. Even last night at Jizz No, we do this segment, which you guys are probably familiar with. It's called like title this episode where we like just talk about the episode at a glance because we're at a glance. Right, like if we recorded the whole Beacon Night. If this were like an episode of the show, what should we call it? So people like will shout out their suggestions from the audience and like they fucking crushed it. And it's nothing I would have ever thought of. Thousand percent.

So that's a fun time. So sign up for the comments. Well, try to make my new Instagram bio. Thanks. And I feel like I've asked people that before. Yeah, but times are changing. Do it again. Sorry, because I ruined it. So now without further ado, here are the best five stories that you need to know.

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What? French fries, Diet Coke, maybe a McFlurry. Maybe a McFlurry, who knows? Can't hold me down. - I mean, if I'm a betting woman, I'm gonna say yeah, a McFlurry. - Why? Because I want it. - Because, look at her, she works hard. - Because I need it. And where? In my car. - Yeah, that's a good one. - Where all the best things are eaten. - So, a quarter pounder with cheese, there's really never a bad moment to devour, whether it's late night after a couple of cocktails, whether it's like, Jax, four o'clock, kids are asleep in the back of the car and you just need a moment for mommy, you know?

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It's fun to see this. You could try before you buy. Thank you, Turt. You're welcome. Our first story, Olympics news, major gymnastics news. Okay, like I had the best day of my life yesterday. Only downside was like I was so busy being a businesswoman, I missed all of the Olympics. And like the Olympics individual all around is kind of the best part of the entire Olympics. The team gymnastics is just as good. I don't think it's necessarily worse or better. I don't know. This, I feel like...

No, it's huge. It's huge. We missed it. However, Simone and Suni did not miss. So Simone Biles took gold in the individual all around. And Suni Lee took bronze with Rebecca from Brazil. Wow.

Who showed up. As Silver. She showed up. I think we all knew like Simone was going to do what Simone was going to do, especially after she made it very clear during the team function that she was like here to stay. But anything can happen. Oh, so true. But I think watching the team competition, it was very clear like Simone is very much like in a league of her own. And even during the team one, she did like her easier...

Like she didn't do the ones like that she's had named after her, the kind of historic ones, the ones she's been first to do. And she still was like kind of like

Like a lot better than like everybody else's score. And for the individual, we knew she was pulling out like her big fancy tricks. So it's not surprising, but there is a more Simone drama. Okay. I talked about this briefly, but she responded to it. Did you see? What? So her husband, they had like a big party after I think the team won. There was like a bunch of people and medals and American flag in the back. They looked like they were like at a bar. And it was a picture of Simone and her husband and her husband was wearing his, was wearing her medal. And she,

Somebody had made a TikTok like drama channel like remarking on it and Simone commented and honestly it was such a good response. Let me find it. I saw it this morning. I was like okay pop off like that. I love when people do that. Oh okay. I feel like sometimes it's the opposite where it's like you've just given this hater a platform like Christian McCaffrey we were just saying. Yes.

But maybe it was just like the way she, the comment she left. Like I loved it. Okay. But give me 45 minutes to find it. Okay. Take your time. But I also wanted to mention that she beat Rebecca by about just over a point. So it wasn't miles ahead. The equivalent of like a fall.

Yeah. Yeah I guess. Even though like. She was on her tail. And Simone did say that she's never had someone like so so much on her toes. Yeah. And that she's relieved that it's over. Okay ready? Mm-hmm. They make it so hard to find. Yeah. Like just this one comment I'm looking for but I found it okay? Okay. No I didn't. I'm sure it's also been written up like Simone. That's what I'm looking for. Okay. Okay.

Like they make it too fab. They like make such a meal. Just show me the comment. Yeah. Just screenshot. Just screenshot. Like I'm not even in it anymore. I just know. Okay. Hold on. I'll help you look. No, I'm going to find it. Like on maybe the girl deleted it. Just, oh my God. They're so annoying. No, even if she deleted it, I'm going to Google images. That's a comment. I'm not having success.

Okay, found it. Simone, the crazy thing is I put my medal on every single one of my family members and took pictures. So don't ever make assumptions. Like y'all are so fucking miserable. Leave us alone. Like I loved that last line. Like people really sometimes need to be told straight to their face, like fuck all the way off, bitch. No, and that's what we say about context. Like even when you were saying it yesterday, we were like, oh, that's a little weird, but maybe like, does everyone put their medal on their husband? Like what's, no, everyone puts their medal on every single person and to pick out the one,

And be like he's making it about himself when no everybody does that. No of course. I mean if I literally knew someone even remotely like through marriage like someone's third cousin and I was at a function with them I'd be like can I try it on? Yeah no like when a friend gets engaged I'm like can I try on your ring? If I ever was in the home of somebody who like won an Oscar I would like take it. Yeah and take a picture with it. Yeah of course like.

Leave the man alone. Like I'm really over, I'm over it. Yeah. Well, I'm glad that she spoke up for herself and I actually don't think it will have that effect of like making something bigger because also like this Jonathan Owens narrative is so big already. Like that's actually the only narrative that I feel like

Is pervasive enough that Simone probably feels a lot. And it's so personal. Unlike the lazy one. Because that was not something I had seen. But Jonathan is really... That's really the subplot. Her husband thinks he's the main character. No, and also I could see that being the one that really...

gets to her the most because that's like so intimate and so personal like you want to protect your husband and like people are being mean to him because you are this famous person and like that's got to feel like awful. Yeah. So I totally I don't clown on her for responding and I actually think the response was amazing. And we needed that context like I'm glad to have that information. Like there's a million pictures of like her dad and her mom like where are the comments there? Right but those aren't you know going on drama channels. Correct. Correct.

So Suni Lee took third. She said she did not think she would medal. So she was over the moon. I'm so excited to watch back, but just gymnastics. And that's it for gymnastics, right? I think, which is so sad. That's so sad. It's the best part. The Olympics just started. No, I know. And it's like, okay, so what are we still like watching? I mean everything else, but like,

I feel like swimming never ends. Swimming never ends. And a lot of them are like elimination based, right? So I think men's basketball is still in. Yeah, like tennis. When you're still in, you're in. Yeah. But I don't know. That feels kind of early. It's only been a week.

Yeah, but it's only like a two-week program, the Olympics, you know? And I'm actually glad for the girls that won. Obviously, they won. But now that like the hard work is done. They can like chill in Paris. There's so many celebrities. 18 is the drinking age. It's so true. They're all of legal drinking age. Well, Simone already was, but yeah. Yeah, except for the youngest one. Right, she's 16. Yeah, so maybe not her. Maybe not.

But, you know. But that must be like a really fun time. Like post-win. Still there. One week left. Yeah. You're so famous. Yeah. Like seriously, I feel like those girls are about to have like one of the best weeks of their lives. And they deserve it. 100%. Mazel tov. Mazel tov. Are you ready for our next story? Some crazy, great, and sad news at the same time. Cardi B reveals that she's pregnant. She's expecting her third baby after filing for divorce from Offset. Oh, yeah.

So Cardi B is going to be a mom again. Yay for her. She revealed that she's pregnant and she said, quote, with every ending comes a new beginning. I'm so grateful to have shared this season with you. You've brought me more love, more life, and most of all, renewed my power. Reminding me that I can have it all. You've reminded me that I have to choose between life, love, and my, that I never have to choose between life, love, and my passion. I love you so much and cannot wait for you to witness what you helped me accomplish, what you pushed me to do.

So her pregnancy announcement comes one day after she filed for divorce from her husband, Offset, after six years of marriage. Yesterday was like a crazy day in terms of Cardi B and announcing things. Right. And the announcements felt like they would be contradictory. Right. Typically, you know, you don't,

It's not. Announce a pregnancy and a divorce in the same day. Right. This is like a couple I personally no longer care about. They've like kind of fatigued me with the will they won't they. This is like the third time I think that they've announced that they're getting divorced. But she filed. Yeah.

No, and maybe they are. It's not that I don't believe them. It's like I actually don't care anymore. And there was a time where I was actually really invested in these two because I thought they were a perfect match. And I thought like the way they just came together in this beautiful way and then like had a baby and the baby's name was Culture and everybody was obsessed with the baby. Like it was a story I was heavily invested in. They have fatigued me to the point where like I actually do not care anymore. Well, now they'll have, well, this would be their third child together. And I guess what's to...

with your partner that you're not with or three. And I'm sure she loves having kids and is excited to be a mom for the third time. Yeah, no, I think that she... But like that's so crazy that like in the middle of their pregnancy, that's always big news. I mean, if that happened to someone in your personal life, but even celebrities, and I can only think of one other time where like someone was pregnant or two times actually and like split up in the middle of their pregnancy.

Right. Even though I'm surprised it doesn't happen more because I think a lot of people have a baby because they think it's a fix. Right. That's like a common thing. Right. But like they didn't even have the baby yet. Right. Well, it's too broken to even. Yeah. What is her other baby's name? I know Culture was the first one with a K. Waveset. Got it. And he is two and a half and Culture is six now.

Oh my god. I've been following this saga for a long time. I remember when she was born. They've been married for six years. Like that's kind of a long time. No it is. And I've always really thought of them. Even though they've had like crazy drama. And I don't really keep up with it anymore. But I've really always thought of them as like an institution. Like and I thought that they would work it out. The filing. I don't know if that means they're actually going to go through with it. But.

It's just really crazy to be pregnant, to announce your pregnancy, and file for divorce at the same time. What a hectic day. For sure, but that's so Cardi B. You cannot put her in a box. No. Don't even try. Yeah, she said it wasn't due to cheating rumors. It rather has been a long time coming.

I don't know. I'm not buying it this time. I don't feel... It feels like... Yeah. Now that if I'm going to get invested, which I feel myself getting invested again, I don't feel now is the time. I don't think it's their time for divorce. You don't think that they should get divorced or that they will? I don't know enough about their marriage. I don't know if they should or they shouldn't. But I don't think they will go through with it this time. I agree. Although her being pregnant...

is like it's different you know every other time they've announced it she hasn't been pregnant so that's like a little crazy but no i don't think this is it okay i don't call me crazy well mazel tov to her yeah she seems is very happy and that's exciting news that is exciting news which is like that's pretty cardi though that's pretty cardi pretty cardi are you ready for our next story i am

Britney Spears biopic, The Woman in Me, will be turned into a movie directed by John M. Chu. So this is like legit movie memoir news. Britney Spears' memoir, The Woman in Me, is being turned into a biopic. You know what? We read this for the Redheads. I wonder what we did for Hollywood Treatment. Oh, wait. So a biopic. It's going to be a movie based on her book. Okay. I saw this story and I don't know why I just assumed documentary. No. I'm done. I'm done.

No, no. This is going to be like a proper feature. I mean, who plays Brittany? Addison. Addison. Addison. I saw a list today of like 10 actresses. It was like People Magazine. 10 actresses who could, who would be like good for it. And there was a name that I actually thought was interesting. Sabrina Carpenter. Who?

obsessed and a lot of people forget she got her start in this industry acting on the Disney Channel. She's so much more than a pop star. Yeah. And of course she can sing. And clearly a singer. That's a very good call. It is a good call. I would really like that but I just hope Addison is throwing everything she has at this. Me too. But I do think she is. I don't know. I feel like she loves like her

I think she loves not working. I think she like pops up every couple of weeks and like do a brand deal just to continue funding her lifestyle. Do you think that she would want this part and like want to be, I feel like she's already, there's a lot of Britney comparisons between the two of them. Do you think she would like want to be associated with Britney for the rest of her career? Yes. I don't think the comparisons bother her in the slightest. I think it's like the best thing you could say to her. And she just made an announcement. She's like kind of one of the new faces of Pepsi, which is in another Britney coded sponsorship. No, it needs to be Addison. Like this could be Addison's Oscar moment, which I've always known was coming.

And there's so many fun facts about the movie and its cast and crew thus far. Obviously John Chu is the name on everybody's lips because he did Wicked. And he did Crazy Rich Asians. Mark Platt, who's Ben Platt's dad of Legally Blonde and La La Land will produce it. Wait, who's Ben Platt gonna play? Like obviously Nepo, baby. Even though he like, I feel like he'll never work with his dad. Even though I believe his dad produced the Dear Evan Hansen movie, which was a piece of shit. Yeah.

If they were to cast him, although I think given his scenario. I don't know if there's really a role for him. Well, no, not only that, given his scenario, like with the New York reporter who like asked him about nepotism. But if we were to cast him, who are characters mentioned in the book? Like her family, the husbands. She has a brother. Okay, what does he look like?

Probably not like Ben Platt. Yeah. Nobody around Britney Spears even remotely looks like Ben Platt. No, there's no place for him. And also his dad did Legally Blonde and La La Land. Ben Platt wasn't near either of those. I think his dad can work without throwing Ben in the mix. I think his dad can too. I think Ben probably like wants him. You think? I mean, this is huge. And like as a gay man, Britney's like everything. I do think he's going to like try and warm his way in there.

Okay. Even though he's not wormy. There's really not a place for him. Yeah. There's no role that comes to mind. Apparently, so Universal Pictures has won the rights after a fierce months-long auction. I feel like we haven't had a serious, like, yes, we get lifetime versions of people's

biopics, which I have to remind myself is biopic, allegedly. - No, no, I think we say biopic and it's biopic. - No, I think it's biopic. Also, it's not a real word, so we can call it whatever we want. - So pronunciation kinda goes out the window with fake words. - It's like an abbreviated word. - Okay. - It's slang. - It's a biographical picture. Biopic. - Okay.

- Biopic. - I don't know. - I don't remember. - Whatever. - Anyways, I can't remember the last time we got a biopic about someone who's like either alive or really young like this. - Yeah, like the biopics that recently that come to mind are of course Elton. - Like Johnny Cash. - Yeah, the Elton John one. - Bohemian Rhapsody. - Bohemian Rhapsody.

Elton John is like, he always says he's retired, but he's not. And Freddie Mercury is obviously dead. So yeah, I agree. It's kind of crazy to have a biopic of somebody who's still very much alive and kicking in a real way. And the story is ongoing. It's unfolding as we speak. I feel like Elton John, his story, there it is. Yeah.

- Not much is gonna change. - I think, and I'm glad to report this story because I think just based on my very sort of amateur calculations, I feel as though Britney Spears is in a place or she'll get to a place really quickly where she needs money. And this is the type of deal that really sets you up financially, so I'm happy for that. Because I don't know how she continues to live the extremely extravagant lifestyle with the Jets and the Holmes and the Trips without really ever working. She did the book and then she did that song.

Yeah, but these are the big things that you could always tap into in your career. This is like a backup plan. So that's why I think maybe people don't do it so young. Yeah. Because anybody who has a biopic...

is like super successful but Britney's at like she had this kind of fecocked. But this will allow her to take years off and then maybe back to Vegas in a better healthier way. Do you see they say Celine Dion's going back to Vegas she's like very close to signing a deal with Resorts World which is one of the new resorts um which is kind of crazy if she's coming back to Vegas period and if it's not going to be at like the place that she was at for so many years Caesars that's really crazy. Is it? Yeah I think so. Coombs afresh. No of course and like

Whoever comes to the table with the most money, Celine's a businesswoman, not a charity. Right. Like, she's not going to be doing shows because of, like, the vibes. Right. But it's just crazy that they would let her go. Yeah. When these resorts have unlimited money. Yeah. Well, maybe they're trying something new. Yeah. No, and it's great for resorts world. It's hard to be the new girl on the strip. This is great for me. Yeah, we're going. For sure. For sure. Make, like, a week, a festival. Thousand percent. Yeah. Vegas Fest. Wait, we'll do... Girly Fest. Gizno Vegas. Literally. Literally. Literally.

Anyways, I'm excited about this. The book was good. We read it for the Redheads, which I totally forgot. So if you want to recap of the book and like our thoughts, but doing the Redheads episode on this book, they made me actually...

Hate the book? Not hate, but like took it down a few points. Like there were things about it that I didn't notice that the girls pointed out and I was like, oh yeah, yeah. Other main characters from the book besides Brittany, her family, maybe Jamie Lynn could play herself. Her parents. Her parents, Justin Timberlake, right? Yeah, like the boyfriends and Kevin Federline. Who do we think for Justin Timberlake? Like who's a young hot thang actor? Joshua Bassett.

Joshua Bassett. - And Sabrina Carpenter, it's not a D-Com, Jackie. - No, by the way, I didn't even say it because of her. It's because he has the hair and he's a singer and he's that age. - But he's not believable. He's not like physically-- - He literally looks like him. - He's not physically big enough. Like Justin Timberlake was like this tall, broad. - Stand on a stool. - Joshua Bassett, and I think this is like kind of the question on everybody's lips when he was like at the helm of that saga, is like a little boy.

stand on a stool I don't think I've ever made a better call no I think it's actually really bad I'm thinking like Harry Styles Jacob Lordy yeah like Justin Timberlake was really tall like he was that bitch for for a minute let's get a height check yeah okay I also just want to know now Justin Timberlake height 6'1 okay how Joshua Bassett has to be 5'8 yeah he's not 6'1 Bassett height

It's like not even here. Right. That's how short he is. 5'11". No way. According to CapitalFM.com. Well, obviously they are Joshua Bassett. Mo. Yeah, it's propaganda. It's propaganda for sure. Wait, here it says six foot. You guys, there's literally no way. He was the same height as Olivia Rodrigo when they were on that show. I think he was shorter. Oh, wait, Claude. He looks tall-ish. I don't know how tall these other people are.

- He's not a good cast, I don't agree. I don't like that example. We need to think of somebody else that we can agree upon before we move on. - Claudia, he's literally Justin Timberlake. - Yeah, no, that's a good picture. That picture just, he looks like Justin Timberlake, but I don't like it. - I'm cracking up. - But the Sabrina Carpenter call is exceptional. - Better than Addison?

Better than Addison. How could you say such a thing? And why? Even though like accent wise and I think so much of like Britney's upbringing was like that sweet like that's really why America fell in love with her that like very sweet southern young girl that literally is how Addison talks because she's from Louisiana where Britney is from too. She looks like Britney. So Sabrina would have to do like some you know months of dialect class and coaching. And like maybe prosthetics and the makeup department's working harder whereas with Addison like she could go without makeup. Oh natural. Yeah. Yeah for sure.

No, it's interesting. It's very interesting. It's exciting to think about. And because they have such legit people at the helm, like it's going to be amazing. Oh, yeah. No, I feel good. Like honestly, if they make a biopic of my life, like give me John Chu and Mark Platt. Like this is kind of a dream team. You couldn't really ask for more. Maybe a little Pasek and Paul sprinkled on top. Yeah, like a little James Cameron never heard. But I'm really pleased with where this ended up. And it's like very swirly. Like James Cameron, it would be so serious. Yeah. Ron Howard, like. Yeah, yeah.

John Chu, swirly. Ben Platt, swirly. No, it's good. It's good. I think like... Britney's swirly. And I hope the deal, and I'm sure it is. I'm sure she had the best people doing it. I hope the deal is like... Substantial. Substantial. In terms of like back end. If the movie makes a billion dollars, like she needs it. And she deserves it. Yeah. Are you ready for our next story? Our fourth story? I don't think that you are. I don't know. I could be. Okay. So should I just...

Make you ready? Yeah, because we have one more story. Then we have Queenie and Weenie. Like, we have, like, time. Okay. It's never enough time. Meghan Markle and Prince Harry are sitting down for a rare joint interview on CBS Sunday Morning. Their first interview since their Oprah Winfrey special in 2021. They spoke with Jane Pauley for CBS Sunday Morning to talk about online bullying.

So Meghan Markle and Prince Harry are continuing their campaign for online safety. The Duke and Duchess of Sussex sat down with Jane Pauly for a new interview that will air on Sunday, August 4th, Meghan's birthday. Oh, sweet. In a preview clip released by the network, Meghan spoke about her desire to protect their two children. I saw the clip. And I think there's like no hoopla being made for this interview. Like remember when the Oprah one came out? Like seriously, I was on a VPN in the middle of the Caribbean like trying to get access. But that's because like that was a...

tell all. No that was like gossipy. This is like they're you know doing like their charity stuff like that's great who cares you know not to be rude like and I just want to say endorse the message and I what they were saying is like what happens to the kids on the internet is even worse than you could possibly imagine like these kids are killing themselves like left

left right and center and I endorse the message but like from I'm like a annoying yenta gossip like bored when I first saw they were doing a sit down special I was like oh wow okay we're catching up here we are we fucking go it's like let's go yeah um yes it's part of their like archwell foundation it's philanthropic it's an important message something that we talk about all the time I don't really know like who with a platform would be against right who they're well it's people who have vested interest in like big tech

So like they're up against this big giant and like they're not going to win. Yeah. But like they're friends with Jeff Bezos. Right. Like he could help. He could fix it in two seconds. Right. Or he could like make a couple calls to the person who could fix it. Right. So yeah. Like no arguments for me. You know. No. It's not giving like I'm tuning in at eight o'clock on the dot with popcorn and you're not allowed to go to the bathroom until it's over. Yeah. Yeah.

And that was the energy I brought to the Oprah interview. Right. But also, I don't know that like they're saying anything like new to the conversation in general. But you know, here we are having a conversation about the dangers of online bullying and that's kind of their impact. Yeah. And I hope, you know, it goes further with some takeaways. She looked great. You turned on the local news. Well, you turned on the Olympics in my room. Yes. While you were in the shower. And then it went to the local news and I...

What is more fucking depressing than the local news? Well, no, they were talking about this new initiative called like Wait Till 8. And it's like thousands, tens of thousands of parents who have joined it that are campaigning for parents and children to wait till their children are in eighth grade to give them a smartphone. Oh my God, I thought you were going to say wait till they're eight years old to give them a smartphone. I'm like, that's insane. You have to wait. No, till eighth grade. I think that's smart. And it's part of this movement that we were just talking about, about that author, Jonathan...

Something or other. Who wrote that book about like the, you know. About the like dangers of. Yeah. So I think like this is a part of that and I think that's all towards the good. No, it's definitely a movement that's starting with the wealthy moms of this country and it's becoming like huge and I really hope. But I think it's something that all moms

moms can agree on. No, of course, of course. But I think it started with them. Like they really like took to social media to like get this initiative off the ground. And now it's having like national movement. And I so endorse it. I think it's fabulous. Yeah. No, I agree. I would love to debate a mother who doesn't know. Give it to them sooner. No. And let me tell you something about those wealthy moms. When they put their mind to something, they start a committee. Yeah. It's

over for you bitches. Like they're getting shit done, that PTA. - For sure, but it's just, it's also just moms. Like moms get things done. - Of course, no, I'm not saying like wealthy moms. - No, but I know what you're talking about. - But I'm just saying wealthy moms have like the resources. - They started in a community. - Yes, they have the resources to like seriously like spend money, get messages out there. They don't have jobs, they do this full time. - No, they have like powerful husbands. - Yes, I'm not saying if you are not a wealthy mom, you can't make change, please. - No, I know that's not what you're saying. - Okay, I'm just saying like you give a task

to unemployed wealthy women with kids and the task revolves around their kids. Yeah. It's over. No, and you get them fired up about something. Yeah. Yeah. Are you ready for our next story? No. It's our fifth and final of the fifth and final day of the week. Brought to you by Peloton.

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♪ I'm an enough, this is my plan ♪ ♪ And I'll die living just as free as my hair ♪ Literally me when like I don't iron my hair.

New celebrity hair care line Blake Lively announces her new hair care line called Blake Brown Beauty. And here's the major key to her hair secret. Yeah. It won't include conditioner. So Blake Lively announced she is launching her own hair care line Blake Brown Beauty on August 4th in a new Instagram post. And she told Vogue the surprising secret behind her incredible hair is what will set her brand apart.

Not only did she reveal that she doesn't use conditioner, she said that no one in Hollywood does either. Really? Yeah. She said, I don't know anyone who uses conditioner in my industry. She explained that her shiny, bouncy hair was achievable to anyone by simply switching up their products and that her line will include a special regimen of shampoos and hair masks. She said, it's not that people in the entertainment industry are gifted with better hair. We're using a different hair system that the process promoted that...

Okay, like, I was seriously about to clown so hard, but why do I feel like...

I can't believe people aren't using shampoo. Conditioner. Conditioner. And is she saying, it sounds like what she's saying, like she's taking down big shampoo. Conditioner. You're right. Why do I keep saying that? No, but the big shampoo industry, like why, who made the rules that you go shampoo condition? You know, like. Yeah. Like it's just sort of something we do, but why? And also like now they do double shampoo. Yeah, they do at like Drybar. Yeah, I got double shampoo today. She asked, do you want to? And I was like, I guess I like a little more scalp. Extra clean.

- Scratching, totally best part of haircut. - So I wonder if it's like a two shampoo regimen and what's the point of double shampoo?

Just in general. As an aside. Extra clean. Did it not work the first time? Well, no. I think a lot of people, when they get their hair professionally done, they're not going to wash it for a while. So let's get it like hella clean. Okay. Yeah. That will be me. Yeah. This blood's going to last you the rest of the summer. Yeah. Seven days minimum. Okay. So I have conflicting thoughts because really at first, and I saw this and I was like, okay, she has Betty booze. I don't know how well that does. Her canned. Her.

Her non-alcoholic... Turned alcoholic. They actually ended up coming out with alcohol, I think. And they were first just mixers. Chasers. Or something you could drink. Yeah, I don't know how popular it was. And I was like, does she need another company? But I did like this story because that dress that she wore to the launch event with the mushroom purse, like seriously, one of her best looks of all time. And I was just clowning on her for what she wore to Wolverine. So...

I need to give credit where credit is due. Like seriously, she's never looked better. It's her best look ever. No, and also like Blake Lively hair. Yes. She's an iconic head of hair. If I had to pick five people in Hollywood with the most amazing hair, clearly very naturally too, but also she's been in the industry for a while. That's very hard on your hair, but she maintains like an amazing head of hair. She's had four children. Your hair falls out. Still, her hair is amazing. I would take hair tips from her. No, it's so true. This is a no brainer. No brainer. And I kind of wish she did this first because,

Because I think she actually, and I remember we made it a story. I'm having a flashback to talking about it in these exact chairs. When she announced Betty Buzz or whatever, this line of mixers, she got a little bit of flack because she's sober. So it's like, why are you getting into this if you don't have a... Well, I think that's the point because it was non-alcoholic drinks. You could use it as a mixer, but you could also just enjoy the party with it. It felt random, for sure. Yeah. I think hair care, and we were talking about this when Beyonce was announcing her hair...

stuff. I don't know. Does that ever come out? Yes. There really hasn't been a big celebrity hair brand yet. They've totally taken over makeup. Like you seriously want to start a makeup company if you're not a celebrity. Good luck. Nobody's really done hair like a Kylie Cosmetics, like a Rare Beauty, like a, you know, all those companies. And I think she could be the one to do it. But I did say that about Beyonce. Yeah. I think that she can be the one to do it. It'll just actually depend this point on like the team she has and

I feel like for Rare Beauty, I don't know what company Selena worked with. Sephora is one of the owners. They crushed it. Yeah, well, they really leaned heavily into social media. So I saw... It's about marketing and it's about product. It's about distribution. It's really on the back end because...

Yeah, I'll buy makeup for many of these people. Blake can only take it so far. Right. Yeah. But she's a really good starting point. Also, she said that her first acting job like really damaged her hair and she had a hairstylist who told her like that this process of shampoo and hair mask could save her hair and that's what she's been doing ever since. Okay, no, I'm seriously becoming like so into this idea. Fuck conditioner. Fuck conditioner. I've not had problems with it, but I would try this method. I love the way it makes my hair feel. But like I...

Logistically, hair masks are a little tough. Like, do you get out of the shower with it and then get back in? Where do you rinse it out? Do you, or, no. No, the thing is, I think you, like, when you're washing your hair, you, like, quickly just go wet it, put the mask in, and then, like, go do some chores and then fully shower. No, but you do shampoo first.

in this process. That's why I never do hair masks that often because it's laborious. It is laborious. And it requires planning when I'm like, I just got to catch a shower. So to do this for every shower, like I just want to know what the process is. So there was a brief period where I was really into the Olaplex hair mask and the way I did it, but I'm a bath girl. It's like I take a bath, I wash my hair in the bath, I put the hair mask in, I tie it up, and then I like read in the tub, have a nice luxurious tub for however long I want, and then I rinse it out.

So the tub girls stay winning. I literally don't even take showers. Like I only take baths. Yeah. I'm looking. It's on Target right now. So I want to see if there's like directions. Also. I'm going to buy it. The products look really nice. I also. I saw a lot of pictures from her launch event. And she like very much went the route. Like inviting. Yeah.

you know, social media influencers. And I'm sorry, like if you want to start a brand, especially in like the celebrity space and you think you're too good to like partner with influencers, like sorry, Selena Gomez, Hailey Bieber, they are out here taking pictures with the likes of me. Like, yeah, that's what you have to do. Like it's a cutthroat TikTok eat TikToker world and you got to play that game. And if you think you're too good for it, like your brand will suffer. It will. Yeah. Sorry, I don't make the rules. It's just how the world works.

- No, it looks really nice and I didn't realize it's available now. - I love that. - I love that too. - I love a launch and a link to buy because I'm gonna forget by the time it comes out. - No, and it's like, it's great, let's talk about it, but then six months go by and I don't get a product, I'm bored. - Yeah, you forget. We're short attention spans. So I think this is great business. - Sense, agreed. - Business acumen. - And we're constantly respecting fellow women in business. - Yeah.

Those are the Fast Five. Thank you so much for your time. And before we wrap up, it's time for Queenie and Weenie of the Week, our weekly segment that brings joy to seriously millions, where we both nominate someone for the Queenie of the Week and the Weenie of the Week. Who was acting Queenie like this week? Who was acting Weenie like this week?

Would you like to, which one should we do first today? - Queen first, you always start with good news. My queen is the obvious queen of the week. I mean of course like the Olympians, you know, Ilona Mar, Simone Biles, yes, yes, yes. But like in pop culture.

- Ballerina Farm, the way that she handled everything. Like she crushed it. You guys know how we feel. Absolute Queenie behavior, so happy for her. I saw she was like making like an outdoor cook fest with like her friend. I was just like loving back to her story. It's like, she's back to ballerina-ing and I'm just so glad she's come through this. I think stronger and better than ever with probably way more followers.

- By the way, that's a great one. - It's just the obvious choice. - It was almost mine, but mine's a little bit different, 'cause I've been on this personal journey, and my Queenie of the Week is actually gonna be a man, which I don't know if I've ever done. And it's Jonathan Owens, you guys know, nobody holds onto things more than me, but I've had a renaissance, and I actually, I think he is a good man. And I'm gonna start defending him, and I need everybody to stop clowning on him. And I think the way he's acted in Tokyo, P-Jom energy, like did you see, he went to the Louvre, 'cause he's in Paris,

And he took a picture in front of all this famous artwork. And then he Photoshopped his wife into all the famous artworks and posted it on Instagram. Like saw the goat. Like obsessed. I'm sorry. He is a P-jomb. I really think he is. And I think he's deeply misunderstood. So he is my Queenie of the Week. I love that. And connected to that, my Weenie of the Week, which I think is like, you know,

A lot of people's weenie of the week is. I know. There's a couple like obvious weenies of the week who like took a major L this week. But it. I don't know why. It's just like I don't even want to like. Give them. Yeah. But like. Like they're already having a hard week. No. Like I was thinking about like the author of the original Ballerina Farm article who then had to like backtrack and is like literally. I can't imagine how she must feel like. She was a contender for me too. But ultimately Michaela Skinner took.

took the bait. I think the two of them can share the crown of peace for the author. A piece from your Taylor. Yeah. When you act weenie like like the weeniness comes back for you. Like I'm sorry what we are seeing with both of them is like a boomerang of weeniness you know. It's a seven day title like it'll be over before you know it and there's always hope in the future that you could become a queenie. Like I could imagine a week where Jonathan Owens was the weenie when he said what he said. 1000%. We are constantly giving grace to our weenies. Yeah it's

Yeah. So don't get down if you find yourself with the weenie of someone's week. You can always bounce back. Thousand percent. So. Thank you for everything, you know? Yeah. Thank you for everything as well. I'll see you in two minutes. Love you guys so much. So excited to see you all tonight at the Beacon Theater for everyone who's coming. And at our next and final show. Final jizz no. Atlantic City. We're going out with a bang. We are. We have a couple of big things in store. We do it.

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