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Welcome to the Big Sui, presented by DraftKings. Why are you listening to this show? The podcast that seems very similar to the other Dan Levitard podcast. I'm sorry, I'm not going to apologize for that. In fact, the only difference seems to be this imaging. I have been tempted in restaurants just walking past tables to grab somebody's fries if they're just there. That hasn't happened to you guys? I've done it. And now, here's the marching band to nowhere, fat face, and the habitual liar.

It is time for Stu Gatz to share his game notes. No one in the media will tell you what happened better than my boy Stu. Weekend Observations brought to you by Miller Lite. Great taste, just 96 calories available for delivery. Dan, it's not just a game, but a clash of cultures. And for my money, it's the best rivalry in college football.

Every time they meet, it feels personal. You know why? Because it is. After 2021, the series took a hiatus and conference realignment put it in further doubt. But the stars aligned. And Dan, just like that, make no mistake about it, the holy war is back. BYU and Utah. Lucy agrees with this.

It's like a very sneaky, underrated rivalry. It's also weird because it's a very religious state and there's a lot of hatred between these two schools. And BYU is really dirty. Yeah. That's so weird. I don't really picture religious people as having a lot of hate in their hearts generally. Yeah, you would be surprised. You'd never ever believe it and they never use it as an excuse either. Like the campus is dirty? No, it's impeccable. The campus is impeccable. Gorgeous. The players have been for 30 years sneaky dirty.

Speaking of back, Mac Jones. Huh? Not really. Good to see him. Was it? Not really. Not really. Mac Jones. Three interceptions. Mac the Knife. Mac Jones. Mac the Knife is your contribution? He almost won the game. Carved him up. Yep. He's a guy.

He had three interceptions and one touchdown. Yeah, they were sharp passes, though. Not really. Yeah, not really. I didn't watch the game. Atta boy. Who did? Minnesota and Jacksonville? The better thing today was to clean my fish tank. Put it on the poll at Levitard Show. Would you have preferred to clean your fish tank than watch 12-7 Vikings over Jags?

Cleveland Cavaliers do it in the playoffs. If Trey Lance is playing football, Trey Lance is throwing interceptions. I've always said, when you want to grow the game, you send Daniel Jones and Bryce Young across the pond. Munich, we're sorry.

You mentioned Trey Lance. I saw a stat. I can't credit the person because I don't have it in front of me, but that just on Sunday, Trey Lance finally threw more passes in high school, college, and the pros than Tom Brady did in his final season with the Tampa Bay Bucs. So Trey Lance, so Tom Brady threw more passes last season with the Bucs than Trey Lance has thrown in his entire life as a football player.

Carolina Panthers, back in the mix. I give up. Yeah. Really? I give up. You're giving up? Yeah. I give up on you guys. You know a three-team win? Like, Dan, they have three wins. They're in the mix of the NFC. You know that, right? Right, they are. They're back. Hope springs eternal. Yeah. When Dan Campbell's quarterback throws five interceptions, he's got you right where he wants you. It's amazing.

BYU staying undefeated with their Jewish quarterback. The BYU top five quarterback names, Dan. This would be their names if they were Jewish. You ready? I don't know. I love this list. OLI. Bart Storv, David. That's an OLI? Number five. Daryl Lahanaka. Way to take your time with that one, Stu. Number four. Jew Bledsoe. Number three.

Bernie Kosher. Number two. Derek Karmitzva. Come on. Number one. Patrick Schlohomes. So close. Schlohomes. How did I mess that one up? Brilliant. Perfectly. That's how you mess it up. You skipped OLI Gardner Minshew. Yeah, I was terrified of it. Good job, Taylor. Matt Ryan. Looks like CBS.

Does he not? He looks like what CBS thinks of as a young person. If you are living in England and hear a mysterious creaking sound in the air, sorry about that. Yeah, timing a little flawed. Don't fret. It's only Manchester City's window finally coming to a close. Really? Yes. Fret. That's it. Don't fret. The window is closed. Tailor.

The Bears had three quarterbacks to choose from, and they somehow picked the wrong one. Bears are a playoff team with Drake May. Bears are a conference championship team with Bo Nix. Bears are a Super Bowl team with Jaden Daniels. Jessica just said in my ear that she has breaking news. Shane Waldron was fired. Oh, really? Scapegoat.

Well, not really. There's been two offensive coordinators fired this year. One is Shane Waldron, the current Bears OC, and one is Luke Getzey, last year's Bears OC. I haven't been watching enough Chicago football to say that that's coaching as opposed to four offensive linemen being out. Like, which is it? No, it's all of the above, yeah. Top five rookie quarterbacks. OLI. Caleb Williams. Number five. Spencer Rattler. Ha!

Number four, Drake May. Number three, Bo Nix. Number two, the unknown of Michael Penix. And number one, Jaden Daniels. Here comes Winnipeg. What do you mean? Here they come. They're good. They've been here. Where? Have they lost? I don't know. Have they lost one time this season? I have no idea. But that hockey team is good. Yeah. Yeah. At least somebody called Jess is winning. Mm-hmm. Who's on that team? I don't know.

Name a jet. Al Winnipeg. Good contribution, Cody. Thank you. You really should do the Elvis there, pointing fingers, because you're so proud of your Al Winnipeg. Perfect team for him to be on. Right. I mean, stunning that they would draft him. You think that's why they drafted him? Probably. How many hockey players are there named Al? Al McGinnis. I mean, one of the all-time greats. Al Arbor. Yeah.

Good coach. Great coach. Four cups. All-timer. You want to look up for me? Because I asked how many players were named Al, and you gave me Al Arbor. When did Al Arbor? Give me Al McGinnis. Give me Al Ovechkin. Give me Al. Al.

Give me the life and times of Al Arbor and when the last time was that he was relevant, if you don't mind. Al Arbor, born in 1932, died in 2015. Yeah. Al Horford. Enjoyed a beautiful life in hockey. A hockey lifer. Real first name, Alger. A-L-G-E-R. Shortened it, huh? Yeah, he did. Yeah.

Al Jefferson. Al Montoya. Al Horford. Wait a minute. I was just going to yell at Izzy for saying Al Horford. We're not doing basketball players, and then you're not listening, and then you go Al Horford. I'm doing weekend observations. I'm sorry. Daniel Jones. Brian Dayball. Why don't you go ahead and stay in Germany? Top five athletes that connote Germany. Number five, Brock Berlin.

Number four, Mia Hamm. Number three, Taylor Heineke. Number two, Mercedes Lewis. And number one, John Wiener. Schnitzel. Reggie Jackson. Ooh, Mr. October. Fest. If college games were determined by feistiness, Georgia Tech would be undefeated. Dan.

Do you know what the U in the U stands for? I do not. Not undefeated. Mario Cristobal. Once a bad coach, always a bad coach. Hmm. Biscoff cookies. Only taste good. 35,000 feet up in the air. It's the only time you want one. Yeah. Or see one. You'll grab two. When you're trapped in a tube in the sky. That's all they got. It's the only time that you will eat those cookies. Yep.

For those keeping track at home, Mike Norvell should now spell his last name with nine L's. LSU, do it against Alabama. Brian Kelly isn't cool enough for LSU. We're wasting Saturday nights in Death Valley on Brian Kelly. Brian Kelly, James Franklin, and Lincoln Riley are all the same coach.

LSU bringing in a Tiger from Florida because their Tiger couldn't handle the crowd. You know what they say, Dan? If you have two Tigers, you don't have one. We got to talk to McGill about that later. I felt bad for all Tigers involved in that situation. All of that felt like cruelty. Especially Nussmeyer. But we can all agree, if you're in need of a Tiger, Florida is the place to go. I think we can agree with that. All right, good.

The Jets have the same record as the Panthers. I hate them. What happened? I thought the Panthers were in the mix. They are. And so are the Jets. I figured out a path for the Jets. We're back. Speaking of back, Russell Wilson. Welcome back to Canton. That team is good, Dan. Yeah, they are. Good coach, good defense. That's why you go out and get a Russell Wilson for the late game heart count.

Jessica says that's the best way to end a game in sports. Better than the Hail Mary. Walk off hard count? Yeah, because you leave with the smugness of knowing that you were smarter than them at the end. It wasn't even better than them athletically, though you were that too. At the very end, the last thing is just a little poke in the eye that just, yeah, see? I'm smarter than you and I get to be that all week. And people are going to remember that I was smarter than you. It feels better than even being better than you. Every team in the NFL...

Could have had Russell Wilson for free. Mike Tomlin. Chess. Everyone else. Checkers. I love a good airport magazine.

Back of the seat airplane. Oh, okay. You know, gives you this. Oh, that's an airplane. An airplane magazine. You mean an airline magazine. An airline magazine. SkyMall? Yeah, you know, it shows all the doctors in the city that you're flying to in case you need heart surgery. Yeah. Top ten steak houses. Crossword puzzles. All the good stuff. That's great, right? Yeah. Fantastic. Al Davis. Sudoku puzzle, whatever that's called. Oh, I love Sudoku. Sudoku. I don't know why I said it like you said it. Huh.

Where was I? Airline magazines. I don't know where I was. Chess Checkers, Airport Magazine. Every week I ask, which is the week Mike McCarthy is going to get fired? And every week it gets worse. When are they going to fire the guy? I mean, seriously, Deion Sanders is waiting? Can't wait for that to happen. If you look up value the football in the dictionary, you'll find a picture of the 2024 Army football team. Protect the ball.

Congratulations to Lane Kiffin on the raise he's about to get for beating Georgia. Carson Beck is playing his way out of the draft. Kansas City with a second half shutout. Spags. You know what the S in Spags stands for, Dan? Shut up. You got it. Carolina versus Kansas. Couple of blue bloods cutting it up. Taylor. I'd like you to start editing him. Believe it or not.

There was a time when me, Dan, and Greg could name every player on Carolina and Kansas. Me. We could, right? Yeah. Remember those times? Absolutely. Sam Perkins, James Worthy, Kenny Smith. You knew the team every single year.

Now it changes constantly. I don't like college sports. No. Well, you're also paying far less attention. No doubt. That's a point. It doesn't really have to do with their fault that you're not paying as much attention. Bring back Bobby Knight. Watch it at college. No, don't bring him back. Let's throw metal chairs across the street. He's dead. No, no need to bring him back. That's why he's asking to bring him back. To life? That's what he was asking. And I'm like, no, it's okay. It's gone.

Was it the tournament expanding from 64 to 68 that did it to you? Like that 4X was like too many. Yeah, it's ridiculous. Playing games. Unnecessary. You know what the L in Lionel Messi stands for? L? Lost to a 9 seed. Good guess, though. I mean, I guess it is an L. Same in spirit, yeah. I didn't see the team from Miami choke that badly since the Canes did five hours earlier. What a night. It was a night. Miami. Hockey town.

The hockey team's still very good. The hockey team is still excellent. I don't know if I'd say they're better than last year. Indiana beating Michigan. The rare trap game against the defending national champions. Congratulations to Indiana for playing in its first ever trap game where they're not the trap. It is pretty amazing. Stugatz has that exactly right.

Put it on the poll, Juju, at Levitard Show. Congratulations to Indiana for playing in their first ever trap game. Yes or no, where they're not the trap. Where they're not the trap is important, yes. The Chargers, quietest 6-3 team in NFL history. Chiefs, Lions, Super Bowl, collision course. It's faint, very faint, but Bryce Young has a pulse.

You're doing a lot with that Carolina victory. I'm very happy for Bryce. They don't come along very often. I'm really surprised at what you're doing. A three-point overtime victory against the Giants making its way a couple of times into the weekend observation. In Munich. How are we ten weeks into the NFL season and the Steelers haven't played a division game yet? How? It's ridiculous. How? It's ridiculous. It's crazy. It is.

What week is it? 12, 11. No division games. So stupid.

Army had a 21-play drive that lasted 13 minutes and 54 seconds. You know what that is, Dan? Chiefs football at the moment. Well, it's football. I hate that that's what they've turned the Chiefs into Army. That's what's happened. It's all 19-play drives for the Chiefs. Are you saying something is off? What are you saying? I'm just saying I don't like it. I just put the Chiefs in the Super Bowl. You heard that, right? Yes, I did. Okay.

Todd Bowles, coaches to lose. Baker Mayfield deserves better. Florida kicked a field goal down 42 to nothing. You can't kick that set of a field goal. It was fourth and goal from the five. You can't do that just to put points on the board. You also can't give Napier an extension and then give them that extension under the umbrella that the team is playing really hard and they're feisty and they're going after it and they haven't given up on the season and then they give up on the season.

You can't do it. Why are they rehiring that guy? Joke. Thank you. If there's a will, Dan Campbell is going to find a way. Not properly observing Veterans Day. Metal Ark Media should be ashamed of themselves. You know what the M in Metal Ark Media stands for, Dan?

Not military. You know what the S in Stugat stands for, Dan? It stands for salute the troops. Damn right. That's what I was doing yesterday. Yes. I thought you were here. Oh, yeah.

We should clarify Napier signed a seven year contract in 2021. He wasn't re-signed. They're just saying they're not firing him. That's not the same. That's like re-signing though. He thought he was going to be fired. It's like getting hired all over again. You made it sound like a contract extension that he wasn't fired. You did make it sound like that. I did. You're right.

But in his mind, it feels like he got hired again, right, for a second time? Because he knows he should be fired. I mean... I don't believe that he feels today like he's been hired again. Debo Samuel. Pick on someone in your own tax bracket. Glad I traveled 2,363 miles to see the Jets suck. How am I doing? Speaking of hell, Arp Riles. Dan, those are the weekend observations.

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She should have won the gold. The only reason she didn't is because her name is not Simone Biles. Your thoughts? Stugatz. No. This is the Dan Levitas Show with the Stugatz. Billy, what were the highlights from your trip to Arizona? I've heard back reports from fans, from sponsors, from Charles Barkley. I've heard that everybody had a good time there. What'd Barkley say? Ha ha ha.

I was asking you about the highlights of everything. How was everything there? What did Barkley say to you guys? I didn't talk to him. Sugat's talked to him. I felt bad for Charles Barkley because he seemed to be just doing Charles Barkley things, and we kind of put a show in the middle of him doing his Charles Barkley thing. So I feel like he goes in and out of that DraftKings sportsbook routine.

I mean, not to... There's nothing wrong with that. I feel like that's just part of his routine. He goes there... It sounded like you were judging it. Not at all. No, he goes in there, plays a bet, goes play some golf, goes and cashes in, and then moves on with the rest of his day. And he just kind of is a regular there or whatever. It's just part of his routine where now there's like all these cameras and all these people and people wanting to take photos with him. So...

I did feel kind of bad for him in that we kind of threw off his routine of sorts. I did as well, Dan. It's because, you know, all our fans are out there, fans of the show, and Barkley's been a big part of the show. So he's getting mobbed. He's going to get mobbed anyway, but he's getting mobbed by our fans. I think he walks into that regularly, as Billy pointed out, puts in his bets,

walks away, plays golf, comes back, cashes in the tickets. No one bothers him. He's in and out. But we had a great time. That DraftKings sports book in Scottsdale, Arizona is phenomenal. And Smirnoff, we thank you for your continued support of the Dan Lebitard Show, Winston Gots, and God Bless Football. We had a blast. Dan, I'm telling you, you got to come on one of these. You do because you'll see a lot of fans. They're so thankful and they just want to say hello and they just want to take a picture. And 20 years into this,

I mean, it is a really nice feeling to be embraced by the fans the way Billy and I have been embraced at our two stops. Yeah, it was really nice. I did do a fan dirty, though, and I apologize to said fan because, you know, we were excited. We were having a good time, you know, a party-like atmosphere, and there was a fan there with a football. He was waving the football around, so I said, hey, toss me that football over there. And apparently security had told him to not throw that football earlier in the day. I did not know that that was the situation. You didn't get someone kicked out of that.

Well, you know, I said throw me the football, so he threw me the football. And then what do you do when someone throws you a football? You got to throw it back, right? Even if you have like this canopy over you. So I threw a football across the DraftKings sportsbook. And then moments later, security rushed over to that man and said, you got to go. No throwing footballs inside the DraftKings sportsbook.

That's where you got to wield your power a little bit there. You're a talent there. Oh, I have no power. He can stay. Hey, he's fine. So if you see this video, we're playing a video here. The guy was pretty excited about it. I didn't notice there was an autograph on it. I didn't know what the autograph was. I later found out Mikey A signed that football for him. He wanted it.

Me and Stugatsa signed the football as well, but never got to talk to us because he got ejected maybe because of me earlier in the day. Were you afraid when that left your hand that you had overthrown it a little bit and was going to hit one of the – are those – I couldn't tell in the background there. Those are betting machines. Are those slot machines or betting machines? No, that's where you place your picks. Yeah, betting machines.

I showed some good judgment. You see that was over us there, and I decided let me walk out past that so I don't hit that because it was a small window. But, yeah, got it over to the guy. You weren't afraid of an overthrow there when it left your hand because it looks like it sails a little bit, this throw, and it looks like that's the reason they tell you not to do that. Where only he could catch it. Yeah, if you see the man walking towards him that seems to be glowing from the sunlight, that is security looking to escort him out already for throwing the football. So I had to get it in over his head.

to make sure that our friend there, number three, caught it. That guy is ready to kick somebody out. Oh, what a day for the bird gang, let me tell you. What a city. They embraced us like one of our own.

Do you guys think that we should be asking Ron McGill? Because I think we're going to make this a little bit sad if we start asking about the tiger and we start asking about Greg Cody's contention that horses love to horse race and Greg Cody's contention that horses love to be on the highway going 90 miles an hour in the back of a very small trailer.

I'll go there with him. It depends how you present it. I feel like if Greg presents it properly, he'll agree with him. I feel like once you start leading the witness, Ron will then start siding with you guys. Oh, no. I'll let Greg Cody lead that. Lucy, do you have any opinions on either one of these things? I know you have an opinion on the tiger and the crossing of state lines and just how spooked the tigers were in general by 90,000 people who smell like whiskey, but

beyond that, horse racing also seems like something. I know he's going to defend it because he's a horse owner now. Comley's a big winner overseas, but

But he's alleging continually that the horse enjoys driving on the highway in that small trailer at 90 miles an hour. It's a horse owner. It definitely doesn't. However, my mom is a horse girl. So she, yeah. So I do have it in my blood a little bit. She showed horses professionally. Nice. Which is different than horse racing. That's just like, look how pretty my horse is. She's not horsing around. She's not horsing around. Mm-hmm.

But yeah, she was a horse girl. That's actually kind of a bad trait to have, being a horse girl is out. I don't know if that's why my parents are divorced, but it's probably part of it. What? What?

Jessica and I winced at that. You made both of us wince with a horsing around joke. No, it's a good line. Thank you, Gary. Well, that's a bad ally. It's a great ally to have. The only ally I want. That is a terrible ally to have. The horsing around joke. Jessica and I reacted the same way on our faces if you'd hit us in the face with a flounder. A wet flounder. A wet living flounder. Leland's dad did that once. He hit one of our

friends in the face with a flounder. He wasn't horsing around. That's really mean. What happened? Lehman and his dad, they're big fish people. They love going fishing, and we went on a fishing trip, and one of our friends didn't really want to touch the fish. He didn't want to bait the hook. He didn't really want to be involved, but he wanted to enjoy being on the water. So when they caught a fish, Lehman's dad took it and slapped him in the face with it.

for not being enough of an outdoorsman, for being fish, just generally fishing squeamish. Exactly. And I don't think that it cured him. I think he deserved it, though. I think if you go out on the boat and you're not willing to participate in anything, you deserve a flounder to the face.

I don't know. Fish are kind of slimy and yucky. I know, but you've got to participate in something. You're with a group of friends, a sense of community. Ron McGill has told us that he's eaten all sorts of things with indigenous people and whatnot because he's got to just be polite. That's not the same thing. If you go out on a boat, I believe it is the same thing. You think it's the same thing? Yes. If you go out on a boat.

If you go out on a boat with fishermen who have treated you and are hosting you, you have to participate in something. It can't just be that you're disgusted by everything. Everything's too slimy for you. You've got to participate in something. Yes, that's the hell of it.

My experience with boaters is they invite me along just to keep my share of the fish. What do you mean? So like if you go to like lobster like mini season, I'm like, yeah, you want to come? And then it's like because you're only allowed a certain number per person. So I'm just a number to the people that get invited along. Those people are catching

They just bring me on so then I'm ahead so they can get more. And then they're like, thank you for your service. Now you can go now. And I don't get any of what my share was. If you're not actually taking part or touching the fish, what are you doing? You're just standing there bopping around. You're hanging out with your friends. You can get some sun. You can do that anywhere. You can get a public sub anywhere. You don't have to eat it on the boat. You can't get a public sub anywhere.

Yeah, but that's true, first of all. But also, like, going out on the fishing boat is like an event. It costs a lot of money. You plan for it for a while. You got to get all your stuff together. Everyone kind of does their part. Everyone brings a cooler on board. But you should be okay with getting smacked in the face with a fish if you don't touch the fish. My dad's done the role of being the useless guy on the fishing trip. No. Does nothing with the hook and just kind of like— Have a hard time believing. Just crushes Miller Lights. I don't like baiting a hook. That's what I'm saying. You go on the fishing trip. You crush Miller Lights. Yeah.

I don't like baiting a hook or taking a fish off the hook. Yeah. What do you like? What part? Eating the fish. The beer. The beer. The drinking of the Miller Lite. I like eating a fish. In Greg's defense, when you're on a boat, everyone has a role. And the people whose roles you don't know are the ones doing it best. The ones whose roles you know are the showy ones that are just trying to do it for appearance. Greg served a purpose on that boat, but he wasn't showy about it. He did his job. When your salt life...

you don't feel like you need to show off. Exactly right. He's right about that. You do need a fishing vibe. You need someone that's going to do the music, someone that's going to make sure everyone has a drink, a cold beverage. In charge of safety. Did everyone make it back alive? Greg did his job. Lucy, how are you? Good question, Billy. Good question. Lucy, you are how on a boat? Absolutely.

As I've gotten older, which this is embarrassing, I've started to get more motion sick when I do stuff, which has really kind of been tough for me. I haven't been on a boat in a long time. I'm not going fishing ever. That's not my personality type. Well, this is funny that you should mention this because the last time I was on a boat, I had a similar shame come upon me. It was actually spreading some remains at sea and with some people who looked like the sea, like people who had leather shoes

leather, just in general. Jack, the Captain Jack looked more like the sea than anyone I've ever seen at sea. And he's just handing me limes because I'm turning green and evidently limes help somewhat

Scurvy. With seasickness and scurvy. And so I embarrassed myself the last time I was at sea. Actually, you guys make fun of me. This is a true story. Didn't you own a boat? I did, but I didn't handle it. Was this like a Big Lebowski ashes situation? No, I didn't throw any of the ashes and they didn't end up back in my face like John Goodman. No. But the...

I actually you made fun of me earlier in the show about Jeeves and my butler. Seasickness is so horrible that one time when I went out to Catalina Island one time on a boat and got so sick throwing up into a bag and stuff that I took a helicopter back.

I'm just like, I am absolutely not getting on a boat again and feeling like that. Yes, agreed. You just had a helicopter on speed dial. Like, come get me? His helicopter. Come get me, please. Poor Elise, finding Dan a helicopter.

Are you just sick on boats or is it other things? Because my aunt, she gets really bad motion sickness. She can't go to IMAX movies because she'll throw up. It's so bad. This has only happened to me a couple of times, but I would wish seasickness on no one. I'm telling you, one of the scariest things on television for me, any form of entertainment is deadly as catch.

Everything happened. I saw a video the other day of one of these cruise ships that was at like a 45 degree angle and things were just falling down. It's one of my great horrors where I'm like, oh my God, no. To be in the middle of something as vast as the ocean and have no control over the vessel I'm in. Dan, did you see Triangle of Sadness? Because if not, you really need to watch that movie. No.

Is that the one that makes fun of the rich? There is like a 10 minute long scene of people just vomiting and shitting in the middle of that movie. That is one of the funniest things that I've ever seen. I think you would really enjoy it.

A Triangle of Sadness. Put it on the poll at Levitard Show. Does Dan enjoy a Triangle of Sadness? Would Dan really enjoy a Triangle of Sadness? Didn't McKay have something to do with that? Didn't he executive produce that one or something like it? I don't know. Did he? It seems like something he would produce. Either that or isn't there a movie called Menu or something like that? Oh, the Menu. That's a very, very similar sort of socioeconomic commentary being made, but a sort of separate genre of

film. Have none of you been seasick? I get car sick. I don't get seasick. I get car sick too. Oh my God, my Uber driver last night, I thought I was going to throw up. It's horrible. But Lucy, I only get car sick in the backseat of a car. Me too. It's crazy. Same. It's probably because you're on your phone the whole time. You've got to focus on the horizon. No, that's not why. It's because

the backseat of cars are the bumpiest rides in like 90% of cars. You just get jostled around. You feel every single bump on the road and it makes you feel like you're going to throw up all over yourself. Put it on the pole, Juju. Do you ever get motion sick in the front of the car? Is that unique to the back of the car? Lucy, what was happening in the car? Are you saying you're moving around a lot or there was like a nightclub bass in the car? No, he was just start, stop, start, stop. And it was like he would...

slam on the brakes every single time so it wouldn't be casual. Even if he was like inching up, he'd really hit the brakes. Do you give that person a poor rating? I never give anyone a rating ever. Unless it's like a really, unless it's like a really, really great like ride, I never give ratings. Especially because like

I think it's just in my brain where I'm like, they probably had a really bad day. And that's why he was slamming on his brakes really hard, even though those aren't correlated at all. But I never give ratings unless it was like a really wonderful experience. Why do you why do you you're actively abstaining from giving anyone any kind of feedback? Honestly, truly, the reasoning behind it is I get out of that Uber and then I forget every single thing that happened to me over the last 30 minutes. Dan, have you accidentally? Out of sight, out of mind.

Ever gotten into one of those party Ubers where there are lights and dances and smoke? How are those legal? Yeah.

Yeah, that's a good question. I've thought that in Miami. I have enjoyed that, though. I enjoy when all of a sudden... Were you just going to work? Well, no. I'm coming home late at night from Fort Lauderdale, and next thing I know, there are lights and everything, and it's a distinctly Miami car and distinctly Miami music, and it's ridiculous. You've got to be ready for those. You can't just not expect one of those and then get a party in the car. Right. It's a bit of a surprise, but I'm not going to... I know my general temperament doesn't give off that I would

be in the mood for something. That you would roll with it. Something like that. But it was such a delightful surprise to see. My helicopter does not have this much music. Get me out of here. Elise, immediately get me a helicopter that has these base capabilities. Elise, I need a chopper.

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