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sup gigglers gary fix the wi-fi manifest that shit we can't be managed i mean the day just got away from me other gig was gonna match my freak that song is so stuck in my head it's so freaking catchy and i don't know what it's from i don't know but also i have to admit so is karma by jojo siwa it's still stuck in my head yeah

If anyone has any advice on how to get Karma by Jojo Siwa out of your head, please DM me. I thought you were going to say if anyone has any advice for Jojo Siwa. Bitch, put some crack cocaine in that because I'm like, yeah. It's so funny you bring up crack cocaine because I was going to bring up crack cocaine.

So I saw this girl make a TikTok being like, Gen Z's freaked out by Jojo Siwa, but millennials aren't because like we lived through Charlie Sheen and like that was a fun time for us. And nobody was freaked out. Yeah, we were just like, Charlie Sheen's on drugs. Also, Jojo Siwa, like, do you think she's ever done cocaine?

Absolutely not. Yeah, so leave Jojo Siwa alone. I don't even think she really gets drunk. I think she like pretends. Someone did a meme like, when you're a kid and you have some Peniel vodka and you're like, uh-oh, today's gonna be crazy.

Wait, do you remember the first thing you ever got drunk off of and like where like where you were the first time you got drunk? Yeah, I was in like a Upper West Side like house party and had like two beers. Wait, it's so funny to think about like that type that kind of party. I was fully 17 in high school. I didn't drink till I was 17. Yeah.

I didn't drink. I'm trying to think how old was I? I think I was 16 the first time I got drunk and I was at this girl Nikki's house, which just sounds like a girl you would get drunk at. I would never let my daughter go to Nikki's house. Go to a girl named Nikki's house. And she was on my cheerleading team. Yeah, the HPV is rampant. Rampant. And I got drunk off of something called hypnotic. Oh my, with a cue. Yeah, that's all like the rappers had it in the music videos back in the day.

You're a little video vixen. I don't remember what it tasted like. If I could have been a video vixen, I would have. I was so scared of getting drunk. I don't think I got fully drunk till college. My brother famously, him and his friends, once we had this cool like absolute...

that had like Brooklyn designs on it and my parents just like had it. Like, you know, this absolute art was so good. Yeah. Absolute art. Whatever the fuck it was. My brother and his three friends, two friends like drank it one night and they just like all passed out throwing up. And then.

And they filled it up with water And they were like don't tell mom And I was like I won't tell mom Like I was downstairs I don't know what the fuck they were doing And my mom walks in she like smells And she goes did you drink the absolute vodka Like moms know everything

No, not only do they know everything, but also like they're not idiots. Like anyone walking into a room like you can tell when people smell like alcohol and then like she probably saw the bottle and just put two and two together. Like in high school, I thought my mom was so smart, like figuring things out. But really, it was just like, oh, she has two eyes. Also, like, yeah, her brain is fully formed and ours isn't. We're like, how? Like, she's just not stupid. How did she have that sense? Spidey sense. Yeah.

Real quick, up top, I have to make a special announcement. No pun intended. And I wanted to tell the Giggas first, obviously.

My sketch. Oh my God, I'm nervous. My special is officially dropping July 9th. Oh my God. And I feel like I just got a wave and I feel like that's going to be like a lucky day. July 9th sounds like a solid day. It does, right? Doesn't it? And you know, at first it was going to be September. And then I guess like we started getting the editing process going and Netflix was like, you want to just fucking do...

summer and I was like yeah why not so July 9th is happening and it's gonna be titled We Ride at Dawn which you went back and forth but I think it's I think it's a great title I think it's perfect I had a running list of like 4,000 special names on my phone because when you're doing your hour you're not thinking like what's the title of this like you're just performing it and seeing what works and what's funniest but I feel like We Ride at Dawn is like kind of a shout out to the gigglers because like

We've all like rode so hard for each other. And I wanted to just be this feeling of like, we're officially riding at dawn, July 9th. We ride at dawn. Let's fucking go. And I do feel like if, yeah, if, if Giggly Squad's ever made you laugh or you feel connected to us in any way, like,

Play the special. Play it all the way through. Tell your friends. Tell your frenemies. Tell your exes. Tell your grandma. Put it on. Send it in an email to your office by accident. Like an all-employee email. Sorry, that was supposed to go to my friend, but you guys might like it too. I just want to say something really superficial. You've never looked better than in the special. Like you literally...

You just looked like I was like, oh my God, who is she? It was insane because I've never been more nervous about like the pressure of choosing an outfit and getting my hair right and getting my spray tan right. But like I do have to say special thanks to my spray tan artist. Thank you. You nailed it. And then the team like they did my makeup really natural. I felt like myself on stage and that was my most important thing. Yeah.

you looked like yourself you looked like a fancy version of yourself it's like you know your wedding day oh you wouldn't know but like if no i actually was gonna say that but i didn't want it to be rude but i was like hannah i feel like didn't give a fuck what she looked like on her wedding day and like i feel like we didn't even talk about it like i tried so much harder on my special day than my wedding no

I'm like, I know. Like, I feel like we're treating your special like your wedding day. When I tell you I had zero nerves for my wedding and my special, I was like, this is the biggest day of my life. Which, like, part of it is cute and feminist and part of it is like, are you okay? Like, but I mean, yeah, I got my wedding dress at a...

strip mall in long island for 1700 and it was the first dress i tried on you won because i was like look i don't want to deal with this bullshit i look good in it bye good night and then i didn't want to look like i was like do my hair my makeup how i normally do it i don't want to fucking be weird and that was that i've changed my wedding aesthetic like seven times

Like I can't I'm actually really stressed. Can you tell me what it is right now? Right now I'm really into watching Lebanese weddings on TikTok. I don't know how I've gotten there. Hailey's Lebanese. Her wedding was so lit. They were like throwing dollar bills at her and she was like belly dancing.

No, it's there. They look so good. I've never been to a Lebanese wedding and I don't know how I've been to Indian weddings. I've been to a lot of Persian weddings. I've been to a lot of Jewish weddings all equally. I went to like a legitimate crazy rich Asian wedding like every

It was one of the most insane weddings. Never been to a Lebanese wedding and loved the vibe. But their weddings are so gorgeous. I went to an Indian wedding and the bride, like her flowers were so insane. And I asked someone like, oh my God, like what florist did she go to? Like who did this? And she had them all flown in from India. As she should. And you were like, that sounds fucking rich. It's so funny you brought up flowers because I randomly...

had this question that I wrote down in our notes at what time in your life are you supposed to learn flowers like the names like you know how every mom is like oh that's a geranium and like oh that's a and oh I love the chrysanthemum when did you learn that

Did I miss the day in school? Does it just happen when you hit like 36? You suddenly know every like, is it just a gardening thing? And we haven't hit that level of peace in our life where we can garden. I think it's right now. Like we would be hitting it right now because I only know peonies and hydrangeas. But like guns in my head, if you were like, pick the peony.

I'm out. You couldn't. I know a hydrangea. No, that's a very that's a niche, but very relatable situation. Because maybe on your wedding day is when you're supposed to learn, which we all know I wasn't. I wasn't. What were your flowers for your bouquet? I wanted like garden vibe. Like I literally wanted to look like wildflowers.

Oh, yes. I do remember that. It actually looked so good when we took pictures with the girls because we all randomly were in those colors. That was crazy. People thought that the bridesmaid dresses I chose. I mean, clearly I did not choose Sierra's wedding dress. You didn't have bridesmaids.

So I technically didn't have bridesmaids. That will literally never get old. I was literally so traumatized by just like friend drama that I was like, I'm not doing bridesmaids. And then naturally all the women in my life who I love like came together and was like, we're doing a bachelorette. We're showing up and getting ready with you. We're having a text thread. So I did it all. But I somehow like gaslit everyone to believe that like,

I didn't choose them. They chose me. So there was like no drama. So if anyone wasn't involved, I was like, oh, well, that's on you, bitch. That's like the time I had a surprise party and I told everyone it was a surprise party, but I didn't want to invite certain people. And I was like, sorry, I didn't plan on. When did this happen? A couple of years ago. Was I there? Yeah.

no you weren't you were invited though you wait no was it at the italian restaurant yeah perry planned it for me perry planned it in quotations i totally remember that yeah and you wanted to jewel but we had to go to the bathroom because you told him you didn't jewel anymore so we had to jewel in the bathroom and it was that was like the only thing you cared about that night it was like let's go to the bathroom

And I was like, this is a restaurant. So true. So true. You're like, I don't know if this is the right for you. Um,

Speaking of, Craig gets to Italy tomorrow and I'm so excited. I've been here for a couple of days now. And let me just say, you're so right. Traveling is like hard. People don't talk about like you don't just land somewhere and then become like a new version of yourself. You're still the same stressed out person, but now dealing with like a foreign country logistics. Yeah. And it's like, oh, no, but like be the most relaxed you've ever been. And it's like I'm

I don't know what time it is. I'm having a really tough time with the jet lag this trip. I don't know what it is, but I can't sleep at night. I feel like this is blasphemy to say, but I haven't been eating that much because I feel like my body clock is off. So I'm not hungry when I'm supposed to be eating. And then in the middle of the night, I'm like, I should have wrapped that fucking pasta. Well, this is the problem with these zero summers. People don't talk about the trauma of like,

Pull an all-nighter basically and then like try to function and then have the pressure of being like am I having fun am I having fun this is so expensive am I having fun is this worth the money am I having fun and you're you're with your family and like obviously you have a very close family but like.

Some people, that's their nightmare to have, like, their family in small quarters. I know. I feel bad. Yeah. That, like... That's one thing that, like, doesn't ever stress me out. Like, being with my family, like, multiple days in a row. Like, I don't, like, think of that. But I've been getting yelled at a lot. By who? Gary? I'll beat his ass. No, just, like, the people of Italy. Oh, the people of Italy. Literally, the people that live here. Because...

When you eat at a restaurant in Italy, like, I'm not kidding. If you don't eat everything, they're offended. So, like, there have been a few times where – and I love the food, but I literally just can't – I can't eat as much as I used to be able to, like, even a couple months ago. Once I went on those vitamins that, like, fixed my hormones, I – Are these vitamins so zampic? And I lost a couple pounds. No, but – Monjuro? But –

But I think, like, because I lost some weight when I went on them, like, my – I can't eat as much as I did. You know, that is actually the worst feeling when, like, your eyes are like, I'm about to beat up this meal. And then your stomach's like, you're done. Yeah. Yeah.

I have like three bites and I'm like, okay. And because like my time clock is off, I'm just like not hungry when it's dinner time. Do you ask to take it to go? No, because I think that's actually like. More insulting? Yeah, insulting in your, I know like you're not supposed to do it in France. So like I haven't asked in Italy. And I like haven't been finishing like my plates. And the waiters have been coming over after and been being like, the chef wants to know if something's wrong here.

it's happened like three times and my dad has to chime in and goes no no no nothing's wrong it's amazing she eats like a bird i was gonna say she eats like we can't wait but i do not till we can't bring her anywhere call out your dad but like my dad's job is to eat everyone's leftover food at the end of the meal like he's a trash can like can your brother not do it like can someone step up

Okay, so literally no one in my family is stepping up for me. I'm like, I need like an ally. You guys are supposed to be my blood. And it's just like, I'm feeling really betrayed right now. And everyone should just stab Caesar. And that's how I'm feeling. I'm like, you guys are leaving me for dead. And that's why I'm really excited for Craig to get here. Because I realized last summer I didn't have this problem. He's been waiting all year to eat bread in Europe. He's ready to fucking go. Yeah.

he's always picking up my leftovers and so i'm i'm hoping that he comes with an appetite because i'm sick of getting yelled at and this is one place i'm not i'm not combative page standing up for myself i completely cower like if a waiter is coming over who like can't speak english obviously and is yelling at me i'm on their side i'm like i should leave are you picking up any italian words

fun ghoul that means fuck um no but it's so funny because like my dad is just like so delusional and like i don't know if he knows like what we do or like what like anything that's going on like he knows that i'm really busy and he knows that i get anxious but like that's like about it

He thinks you're a drug dealer I think No like he just thinks I like play pretend And I'm just like Taking pictures Like he just thinks

like girly yeah and so he said to me the other day he was like you know like in your spare time you should really learn italian and i look at him and i go yeah in my spare extra minutes let me just pick up another language i go do you know how fucking hard it is to just learn another language and you think in my spit in my what in what spare time do i have to pick up a language like

I will choke on my own saliva when I try to speak. I'm not learning a new language. And then I have Des there making me look bad. Like, the other day, when anyone starts speaking Mandarin, he pipes up. And then they don't just say, like, oh, I speak Mandarin. I speak Mandarin. They have a full, like, 30-minute conversation. I just stand there. And I know some words now because he's done it enough. Because what else are you supposed to do? And I know when they're, like, he's, like, referencing me. And I'm like, okay.

So they're talking shit. Yeah. And then if you do try and say something in Italian, like obviously like when you walk in somewhere, you say like, Buonasera. That's like good morning. And you say like you do greetings. But sometimes I feel like when you greet them in Italian and then they talk English back to you, I immediately get humbled. I'm like, OK, thank you. Sorry. I but I'm like, oh, is it offensive if I don't go in trying to like speak the language? And I'm just like, hi. See, I was obsessed with when I was in France going, um,

How do you say hello? Bonjour. What did you say? Bonjour.

Wow, I already fucking failed. No, I walk in, I say, bonjour. So, because I can copy, like, that's how the French, they go, bonjour. So I go, bonjour. Yeah, they don't, like, finish the word. Yeah, like, I basically, bonjour. And then they would speak back in French to me, and at first I'd be really happy, and then I'd feel like a liar. I feel like I lied to them, and then I'd have to be like, I'm sorry, I'm fucking stupid. But I have fun with that stuff. Are the men really good looking? Okay, a bit.

And literally, I was thinking, I was like, oh my God, never get hit on. I'm like, I never get hit on anymore because like, I'm just like, everybody knows I have a boyfriend. Like, I'm always with him. Like, no one's like in my DMs. No one's like trying to hit on me in the streets, you know? And I'm like, I wonder if I'll get hit on in Italy. Like, that would be really good. I need it. I need someone to hit on me in Italy. So last night, my parents...

My parents go to bed and my brother wanted to like go and watch one of the soccer games. So I'm like sitting there having a drink with my brother and I'm thinking I'm like, oh, people probably think this is my boyfriend. I'm definitely not going to get hit on like in this moment. So then like 30 minutes later, I'm like, OK, Gary, like I have to go back to the room. Like I'm so tired.

So I'm walking back to my hotel and it's literally like where we are to where the hotel is, is like 20 feet. Like it's not, I'm not like walking far. And I hear this man like coming up behind me. Like I can sense two men coming up behind me, but not in like a scary way, but not, it wasn't in

It wasn't in like... Yeah, it wasn't in like the initial feeling. I could just feel people... It felt like challengers. It felt like challengers. And I just heard someone say like, hey, but it was... They had...

It wasn't an Italian accent. And then later I found out that they were Brazilian. But this guy was just like, hey, I just want to let you know you're really beautiful. And I was like, thank you so much. And he was like, who are you here with? And I was like, my family and my boyfriend. And he was like, oh, like, that's so like sad to hear. If you ever want to come to Brazil, let me know. And I was like, oh, thank you. You almost got trafficked.

No. Then I went back to tell my family, like, a bitch still has it. And my brother was like, my brother was like, sounds like they wanted to abduct you, but you literally got to the hotel. But you literally just took it as a compliment and said thank you and walked away. Yeah. So thank you so much. I do feel like me and you are different types of beauty. And when I say that, I mean, I think when someone calls you beautiful, you're like, thank you. Yeah. But I feel like when someone calls me beautiful, I think it's creepy and weird. Yeah.

Why? Because I'm not giving off that energy. But you have a beautiful face. So, like, okay, you might not give off energy of, like, tell me I'm beautiful. See, I feel like I give off energy. Like, you better fucking compliment me. Yeah, so when they do...

You don't give that off. So when a guy says, if a guy gets to the point where he tells me, I think you're beautiful, I'm like, ew. Like, I literally have been, like, farting this whole walk. And you are saying I'm beautiful. Like, that is disgusting on you. Yeah. So it's so funny when you said beautiful, I got, like, cringy. But I'm wondering what a guy can call me that I won't be weirded out.

Yeah, I think you're I think that's something that's something. And that's some internal shit that I have to work on. That's something internal. Yeah. I just never like being sexualized unless if it's like a girlfriend who's like your ass looks good and then hits your butt. And I'm like, thanks. Do you have a tough time taking compliments in general? I know I love a compliment, but I don't. Oh, OK. Speaking of I love a compliment, maybe just not on my physical appearance.

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talk about people asking you stuff what a good transition this is gonna be a little controversial but i feel like at giggly squad that's what we do we have to speak out about all the nuances of life um you know everyone's like stop asking me like when am i gonna have a baby when am i gonna have a baby like a lot of people talk about that in the media yeah not one person has asked me what i'm gonna

when I was just walking and I was like thinking about like feminism and like women being asked to have babies. I was thinking about like people asking you to move and stuff and I was like yeah and then people asking women to have wait a second. Wait Hannah that's one of the funniest things I've ever heard. Like women little married women when they're gonna have kids and I'm like yeah but no one's asked me and then you have to go another layer and ask yourself why. Why? So I'm out here trying to get me

And then I go, do people think I'm not capable of motherhood? And then it got dark. Then I was like, am I putting out an energy that people are just like, don't have, please don't have kids. This is why they say women are complicated because we, we get something and then we're like, I'm like, call me pretty, but don't actually like, I prefer a guy to call me pretty than beautiful. I,

Beautiful Okay I'm gonna be honest Beautiful is like A little bit cringy But he's European I Yeah but he's European So they're different I prefer like A gorgeous Yes Or like stunning Yes Like breathtaking I think if an American guy Calls you beautiful And like call the police Yeah Like

Only like my mom and dad I feel like say like beautiful. Yes. Or like my nan will be like you look beautiful today. Beautiful. Yeah. Like it's a very I don't want it from a man. Wait. Speaking of beautiful pretty gorgeous stunning. So Love Island UK started. Obviously I downloaded my VPN. I'm like watching live real time. All. Have you seen any of the discourse on TikTok? No. Okay. So.

Obviously, all of the contestants have always been early 20s, like 22 to 26. Like there's rarely anyone. Oh, is this about the fillers? Oh, my God. So they're doing this whole thing on like.

Why why do the girls look so much old like all the girls are very pretty like all very gorgeous but they do they do not look but they look like stepmom pretty no way at all. Yes they look like oh my God she has two kids and she bounced to the fuck back like she got a mommy makeover. She's hot as shit. Okay.

And so they were doing all these TikToks and like all these plastic surgeons were saying like, if you get bad, obviously if you get bad plastic surgery, like it can make you look older. But then I follow this one British girl and she was like, here's what people in America don't understand. If you're,

If you're getting fillers and plastic surgery in the US, there's certain standards. Like your injections have to be done by a doctor or a nurse. Yeah, someone who's like gone to school for this. In the UK, I could literally sign up

And get certified in two days. And then I could inject you with Botox. And so it's so much cheaper. So girls are going to these like... They're not even med spas. They're basically going to like... Your hairstylist could fucking do it. And it's paying like $40 to get fillers. And they're just bad. And so that's why they look so old. And it actually makes me feel so bad for them. Because I feel like that generation...

was so like like our generation obviously like when you turn 30 everyone thinks like you're dead you've died if you like don't have aren't married with children and so I feel like the younger generation heard that so much of like you can't age you can't age so they started doing things so much earlier which just made them look so much and it's older like the fact that I look 10 times younger than all of them is insane because I'm like a full 10 years yeah and I do think

At some point, if people can tell that you have filler, it immediately becomes Real Housewives-esque. Because, like, filler represents that age group kind of thing. And it's funny because I saw that and I remember, like...

I've definitely I've Googled before like okay if I did want to get Botox or if I did want some filler like yeah I would love to go into one of these places I'm because like I don't I don't look at my face that much but I'm like I wonder what a professional would say but then like you're right like what would they tweet and I was looking at all this stuff and like first of all I hate this is fucked up but I hate when the practitioner looks crazy themselves

And I've seen it a lot. And I'm like, why would I let you touch my face when like you...

went too hard i've had so many girls be like oh my god my friend jessica she can do she can do your botox and i'm like jessica looks insane so like i want you to look but then it's like then there's some people where like they're just naturally gorgeous and i'm like are they good at their job are they just naturally gorgeous and have like a little lip filler and and then i was looking at some of the before and afters and i have to say

So when people get like filler in their under eyes or like filler in their cheeks, I'll look at the two before and after. And sometimes I'm like, is it prettier though? Like sometimes it's not. It's like, yeah. So your face is fuller, but like who says that's better? And sometimes I feel like, and I'm all for now, like if you want to do stuff, I'm afraid to do stuff to my face because it's like, I like the devil that I know.

You know, like I can live with whatever imperfection of my jaw or whatever. But if you were to do something else that I guess it goes away. But like, I don't know that kind of ugly. Right. Right. And no, I get that. There's this thing going viral about like, have you seen eyebrow blindness? They're calling it. Yeah. Which is so true where with your own face, you get blindness and filler blindness is a thing to like lip filler blindness. Yeah.

And if for people don't know what it means, it basically means like you stop being able to see how it really looks. And that's why you'll see a girl with like insane eyebrows. But like she's just been filling it in every year for like six years and eventually it's gotten darker and darker. And now she's like a blonde with like caterpillars. And then she'll someone will finally like sit her down. And that's a real friend.

A real friend. I am really happy that I never did like the lamination. I definitely had a few makeup looks where like my eyebrows were too straight up, but I could never, I never could bring myself to do like the actual lamination because I was like, I feel like this looks crazy town. But it's funny too, because on TikTok, I've been seeing things where like,

If you ask your guy friends, like if you show a picture of a girl to your guy friends and you're like, do you think she's pretty? And they're like, eh, not really. But like if you show that same picture of the same girl to your girlfriends, like they're going to think she's gorgeous. That like we see a totally different kind of pretty, like same with makeup. That's such a good point.

Guys like are attracted to a different kind of makeup, but we do ours like for girls. A guy will never be like, wait, her blush looks so good. Yeah, they'll never be like, oh my God, that's a siren cat eye and she fucking nailed it. Like and if a guy does like he's gay. So yeah.

make him your best friend if he wants your lip color or like what you used on your lips um it's so funny you said that because i was talking with des oh my god imagine wait imagine if des was like oh my god great lip combo what is it oh my god divorce divorce divorce divorce um he actually said something interesting and obviously des has a type of like

Who he's attracted to. Yeah. What is does this type? Like I've never seen anyone does has dated. He's never dated anyone. Oh, for me, obviously. But he basically was like, sometimes thigh gap got brought up. We were talking about thigh gaps and he goes, oh,

thigh gaps or for girls no guy's ever been like like I guess like a guy will like maybe a certain like body type but no guy's ever been like where's the thigh gap I went through a phase in college where all I could think about for two months was my thigh gap

And it was a really dark time. No, and it's invented by girls. Like, no, guys, like, let me see the little, like, sun going through right below your pussy. It's invented by girls. And do you want to know what snapped me the fuck out of it? I'll never forget this. I was in college. I was a freshman in college.

Maybe I was a sophomore in college. And for whatever reason, I was... I had just started, like, birth control. I had gained some weight. And I, like, got really obsessed with my thigh gap. And I remember it was Halloween. I'm, like, out with my boyfriend. And there's a mirror in, like, the dorm hallways or something. And I'm standing in front of it waiting for him. And I'm, like, leaning down looking at, like, to see if I have a thigh gap. And these two girls...

like walk by me and like look at me and like give me like a weird look like what is she doing and in that moment I was like what the fuck am I doing like this who gives a flying fuck like this looks weirder than not having a thigh gap thigh gaps are for girls and also some people's like hips are just like a little more wide set so like

they just have more space yeah but it's literally how your hips are it has nothing to do with like your thighs being 100 also like when i would play tennis my thighs would um rub against each other and actually start a fire so like that was annoying but also like i had they called me quadzilla i had the strongest thighs and i was the fastest the fastest girl in the eighth grade before page um

No, I was the fastest girl in the fourth grade. I do have to say I'm on my TikTok algorithm right now. I'm obsessed. Oh my God, I fucking forgot his name, but I think there might be a couple of them. I'm obsessed with like grumpy gay guys judging fashion at events. Have you seen this? It'll just be like a gay guy's face in the corner and it'll be like an event and he's going through like the Getty images and he'll just be like, hey, love, never do that again. Obsessed with that.

She never misses. No, gay men can do so much. Because, like, I'm at the point where I'll see a fit, and I'm like, I don't know if he's going to... And he'll be like, this is the worst thing I've ever seen. And I'm like, what? And then he'll be like, this slay is so hard. And I'm like, but I love seeing these gay guys just...

You know what's funny? Is, like, if you want to say something to your... Like, there have been times where I'm like, oh, my God, I should say that to her because, like, she needs to hear it. And then I'm like, I can't say that. Like, that's so fucking bitchy. But, like, to, like, my gay guy friend, I'm like, but you could say it. Like...

Like, I just feel like gay men can say certain things and it not be taken as if a woman said it. Because at the end of the day, they're still men. They're not, like, competing with you. Right. And so, like, I feel like women take it more like, oh, he's just trying to help you out. Because, like, he sees it. Where, like, if a woman were to say it, it's like she's jealous or, like, she's a fucking bitch. So, like...

It's so funny. Yeah. Hit the videos don't come across as mean to me at all. They come off as like hilarious and he's just like stating facts. Yeah. He's just helping the community and gay guys have taste obviously. And then I don't know what's been going on, but like more gay guys have been recognizing me on the street. Like more gaglers. Like,

two gay guys recognized me yesterday like and one of them and they're like younger too so it's like a double cool factor like so i my head is really big right now this one like like hot 22 year old gay guy just stopped and was like wait i'm fangirling right now but they'll they'll say it but they'll never get as excited as like a girl but they'll be like wait i'm fangirling right now

Wait, stop. I'm freaking out right now. Yes. No, I love that. That's my favorite kind of energy. Like they have a straight face and they can say anything. They're like, wait, I will tear your skin off and wear it. I love your podcast. And then they like won't even get a picture. They'll just keep walking. I'm like, oh, can I take a picture with you? Like you seem really cool. Yeah. I'm like, I feel like I met you. Speaking of fangirling, I got a celebrity DM.

This is probably more exciting for me than you. Pray tell. And I don't want to be weird, but I do have to say he's my zaddy, my football zaddy. Wait, football? Can you give me some? I'd like to guess. Oh, okay, fine. We'll play a game. So we talked about him once on the pod. I know who you're talking about. The guy, Tom Brady, the older man.

he dm'd you this is not weird in any way not weird in any way he asked me out on a date we are together no we are in a bubble he sent the cutest supporting women in the arts message wait why can't i find him did he block me okay found him how awkward did that have been

He goes, I don't know where he goes. My daughter and her friend played me the clip from your podcast. I think it's a clip where I called him a zaddy.

um let's just say i have some serious street cred and they can talk they can't talk shit to dad for a while they love you gals btw i'll give it a listen no that actually is gonna make me tear up one i freaking love when dads are like so obsessed with their daughters and like want to be cool for them and two the fact that he's like getting the vibe like women in the arts and like being supportive is

He also, he said they can't talk shit to dad for a while, exclamation mark. And with shit, he wrote S and then two like asterisks and then T. No, I love him so much. I also agree. I think he's like way hotter than Tom Brady. Way hotter. And he has this low voice. But this is the thing about him that's so great. He had such a like difficult...

experience with like an injury and then Tom Brady taking a starting position when he was the quarterback that was getting paid to be the starter like he dealt with so much shit and he's just dealt with it with so much humbleness and like grace yeah grace and it's just it's like I said it's

Like Tom Brady winning seven Super Bowls. Like you're going to try hard. Yeah. Like, like be more Drew Bledsoe. So Drew Bledsoe's daughter listens for the rest of us. We fucking love you. Drew Bledsoe's daughter. Tell me your first name. So I don't call you Drew Bledsoe's daughter. Wait, I got their names. Healy and Callie. Shout out to my gigglers. You guys are the best. Healy and Callie. What's up? But I just want to do a shout out because it was Father's Day. I want to do a shout out to my dad.

I do have to say I know like women's sports is now popular this man this man has been fighting for women's sports since day one my dad and I like he got obsessed with women's sports because he loves sports and then he obviously got immersed in it with me and I posted this blurry photo there was a tournament going on it was a father-son doubles tournament 18 and under kids and my dad was like

we want, we have to play. And I was like, okay, it's father son. And he's like, there's no father daughter tournament. And this isn't fair. So he like reached out and he was like, can me and my daughter, who's an Ashley ranked tennis player play at, it was like, it was at the U S open, um, in the fathers. Cause he's like title nine means if there isn't a girl's team, she has to have the opportunity to play on the boys team if she can qualify. Um,

So they were like, yeah. So I was 14 years old too. So we're playing all these older guys and we end up winning the whole tournament. No. Oh my God. How have you never told this story? I don't know. It's just like, it's,

My dad is always like, he also has never made it like it's a big deal that I'm a girl. It was always just like, this is my, you know, child. And we love sports and we are going to compete and try to win. And my favorite part about it is,

We'd play the boys, and the dad would keep hitting it to me. And at one point, the son who we're playing against looks at his dad and goes, Dad, stop hitting it to the girl! And my dad lost his mind. And, like, to this day, he'll quote and be like, Dad, stop hitting it to the girl. Wait. Because when I was 12 years old was when I beat my dad for the first time in tennis, which was, like, a big, like...

Yeah. Deal in the family because like my dad, you know. Right. Was a tennis player. And my dad said he was like it was the craziest moment where he's like I've never had more joy like seeing my own kid like. Yeah. To a point where she was like mastering a sport that I introduced her to. No. Hannah, I was shopping today and I literally only thought about my daughter. I was like I can buy that because she'll wear it in 20 years. Wait, why does no one think I'm going to be a mom?

I think you're going to be a mom. I literally think, why do you think no one's at? Is it cause, is it cause they know I'm traveling so much? I think it's because people just respect you more. I think people just know you're capable of like so much. So they're like, she can do whatever she wants. Whereas me, they're like,

Maybe you should just pack it in. I do have to say, because I feel so connected to you, and we joke that we're so opposites, but in terms of a lot of our work ethic, and me and you are very similar in a lot of ways, so I get fucking furious when I feel like you get all the questions like, when are you going to move to the South and have children? And I'm like, whoa, whoa, whoa. No one's even like, people don't even acknowledge that I'm married. I mean, my dad thinks I have time to learn another language. Yeah.

So if my own father can't figure it out, I really, I don't have faith for the rest of humanity.

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I have a hot take.

I have a hot take too on something. Okay, give me yours. Oh, no, you go first because I won't forget mine. Okay, my hot take is I keep seeing people. Not really. I saw like maybe one person, but it like annoyed me.

And that's when you should like think about if you have anger issues. Another side note, my mom has been calling me my dad this whole entire trip. She's like, you're a fucking psycho. You are your dad. Anywho, I saw this person on TikTok and she was talking about like, I don't know. She had like broken up with her boyfriend or something like a couple years prior or whatever, but they still shared a dog. Okay. That annoyed me.

Because in what world am I sharing an animal with someone that I now loathe? If we have an animal together, dog's mine. Dog's mine. Sorry. Dog is mine. Well, people are saying, should they do like a prenup when you get an animal in any situation? Yes. Of like, if this ends, who gets it? To the dog. And that's sign up. And also like-

I feel like I'm a very sensitive, empathetic, sympathetic person.

here's the other thing if i'm if i'm dating someone and we break up and he's like being such a fucking asshole about the dog dog's yours great fine dog is yours i never want to see either of you again then like i just don't think i could ever do that co-parenting a dog is the next level of like stress in your life that i just i don't think it's worth it and i know you're like i love the dog i love the dog get a new dog and you'll love that dog

Literally. That's how I feel about men. That's how I feel about men. You're upset. You're fighting for it. Get another man. Whenever I love anything, but then I get a new one of that. I love it even more. If you love something, let it go. And buy a new one.

Also, like if I met a guy and he was like, oh, yeah, I'm co-parenting my Labrador retriever with my ex. I go, oh, yeah, I'd be like, oh, really? You guys she's going to show up at the door and you guys are going to hand off the fucking pug named Romeo. Like, yeah, what now?

And then like, no. What? It's part of me is like, you guys still want to fuck. And then it's like people live in different states and it's like, I haven't seen the dog and like, send like, I need to visit with it. Fuck off. Literally fuck off. I would just argue like, unless you're married, don't get a pet with someone. Is that like fucked up?

No, I don't think okay and okay like say like you're living together you've been living together for a couple years You're yeah, you're gonna get engaged or you've talked about it. You get a dog and maybe you don't get engaged and

I understand getting a dog in that situation or getting any type of animal, but like, I just know for myself, I could never, I'm not co-parenting an animal. I feel like I would try and take the children for myself. So like, a lot of people live together before marriage. So you're right. I think it's more like if you're going to get a pet,

Have a pet for each person. Be like, this is my dog. When you're. Yeah. When you're getting the animal, like I feel like it should be established. Hey, whose dog is this? Yeah. In this moment. Like, like, doesn't I like butters my cat? Yeah. And like when Des fosters dogs, I'm supportive, but I'm not waking up at 3 a.m. to walk the dog. It's his dog. Like if I get a cat, it's my cat. Yes. Are you getting me a cat?

I've been waiting my whole life for you to ask me this question, but I just wanted you to settle down. I honestly feel like September might be the time. Oh, I was going to say... When you get back? Yeah. I feel like I need an animal. I would love to give you an animal. I just feel like I'm at the stage where I need... Yeah.

I'm feeling very like maternal and like I don't want to have a baby. Yes. But I need to like take care of something. I do want to say external things are not going to help the internal, but I will fully support this decision. Yeah. But this I think also like for my anxiety, I need. So butter saved my life. Something calm.

like butter butter literally saved my fucking life because when you wake up and you're just like in your own head it sucks and i've been through like the some you know when you're going through your fucked up 20s hard times and then you wake up and you just have this baby that just wants to lay on you and cuddle with you all day and you're just like i have something that loves me and it's peaceful and cats the thing that makes cats so great which i read

is that dogs are trained to love humans. Like they've been domesticated over the years to love humans. That's why like I can meet someone's dog and take their dog and the next day the dog loves me. And like that's great. That's the other thing. The dog, you could give your dog to anyone and like they're going to love them.

You don't need to co-parent. If someone else took butter, she would take a knife, stab herself in the heart, and be like, give it back to my mama. And that's the kind of love I want. But that's the thing with cats. They're fucking feral. And they choose...

to be with you and then they become obsessed with you and then you become this like you routine together where you like and all cats do is sleep next to you like people don't talk about that like they just want to sleep all day next to you so when you're in bed like bed rotting the cat is like show me your culture this is my time

Where dogs will be like, what are we doing? Are we playing? Are we going outside? The cat is like, no one fucking move. And then someone does. If you do like move your arm, they're like, what the fuck?

don't fucking move your arm that's the energy i need because that's the energy i give like if someone moves from the bed i'm like why did you do that like we were in a great position like and i've i've dealt with like my friend michelle cheech shout out like she has loves dogs and i love dogs too she got this cat i kind of convinced her um the cat's name is diplo it's iconic

She loves this cat more than anything. Like, I just love seeing dog people get converted to cat people when they don't think they will. And then they're like, where have cats been all my life? My friend called me and she was like, wait, all they want to do is sleep on you. I'm like, that's the fucking point. Yeah, that's what I need. I need someone to just sleep on me. Wow, I haven't had a cat rant in a minute. Thank you, guys. Oh, my God. You sent me the funniest TikTok. Did I? This guy said, if a girl tells you... This is a...

Big segue. If a girl tells you during sex, I want you to come, you fucked up. You're not killing it. You're not smashing that pussy. I feel like that's such a niche thing that literally only the girls know. And it's such a niche thing because also they love when you say it. They love when you say it. They love it. This guy was doing a TikTok and he was like, yeah, if a girl is like, oh my God, I really want you to come.

that doesn't mean she's really into it. It means you're doing a bad job, but I actually, there are multiple times where you're not doing a bad job, but I'm over it now. Like,

like exactly you're not fucking up we're done here we're done here let's wrap it up yeah i'm especially done here i'm either like sore or like i'm uninterested or like i have things to do like i gotta go so he was saying how like girls will start talking crazy once she tells nothing has hit home

harder than that because I will when I'm done like because when I'm in in person like if I'm at a place and like something comes over me and then I have to leave like I'm not kidding I literally have to leave and Craig gets so mad because he's like you have to give me like a five minute warning like we can't just like go even when I'm like getting off the phone with him I'm like okay I gotta go but he's like what the fuck

So like I already have that in me. So like during sex when I'm ready, I go, I will say some of the most insane things ever. And he'll be like, what the fuck? If a girl tells you your dick is big, like more than five times, she is begging you to wrap it up. If she starts bringing up threesomes in the ninth hour, she's sore and she has to pee. Okay.

She literally is feeling a UTI coming on in that moment. Okay? So know that. She doesn't actually want to do that, you sicko. If I had a buggy nickel. It also, because a lot of the time we've already like come. So it's like obviously if, and we realize like we're not coming again because that's not his goal. Yeah. And they're like, I feel like you could. It's like, shut the fuck up. And it's like, I feel like we've missed the boat on me at this point. And I'm mentally in fear.

not here so let's physically let's physically also move but it's so i never thought about like guys because guys like it because i think guys are you know what also i think des has this funny joke where during sex girls are trying to come and guys are trying not to come that's so true so like he's fighting you know he's fighting not to and you're like hey

Let it go. Stop this fight. They think that you genuinely want what comes from that. Yeah. And it's like, I couldn't want it further away from me. Like not on my sheets. Certainly not inside of me. Not on my body. Like I'm not a human toaster strudel. I want you to come in your hand and I want you to leave me out of it. And I want it to be right now.

I also would say I'm never not feeling good about myself when a guy comes fast. Like I've never left the experience being like that was bad. I'm always like, I feel good about myself. Okay. That's so funny you say that because guys get so like embarrassed about it. And what they don't realize is like, we love it. We love it. I got ghosted by a potential love of my life because he was like humping me in bed and goes, oh no, I nutted.

And then I had to leave. I think I've told this story. I had to leave because I got in a pickle with something. But I was obsessed with him. I was so into him. And then I left early. I just had to leave. And I think he felt rejected. And then he never talked to me again. And I think I saw him years later. And he was like,

yo super embarrassed i was like you couldn't what like that was such a pleasant experience for me no so pleasant like i'll never get mad when a guy can't get hard like oh you drink too much can't get hard i don't give a shit i am happier like this is actually more enjoyable what the fuck is on netflix like i will never get mad at that but also if you can't get hard like let's admit it and let's not play the whole like pushing your al dente dick in my pussy absolutely not i

I feel like we've passed that threshold. Like we're in our 30s now. Like no one could even come near me with a mushy dick these days. I'd be like, what? What are you, 17? Get the fuck out of my face. Either you're ready or you're not, okay? Yeah, like I pay taxes. You're ready or you're not. Okay, final hot take. Yeah. Every skirt should be a skort. No, Hannah. No.

i'm against that one why like i need to understand why i'm not leaving this conversation until i have some fucking data okay okay a mini every mini skirt should be a score because not every skirt could be okay but like a maxi skirt can't be oh well okay you just want built-in underwear

The thing is also as a tennis player, every skirt you wear has these little tiny like shorts. So like you put the ball in it, but it's like I feel so naked if I'm just wearing a skirt with my and I wear granny panties. Yeah. So like I'm wearing granny panties and a skirt and I'm just like, I don't like it. Like, why can't all of them protect you? So funny. I wear a skirt today and just like and a thong and I don't ever think of it. That's crazy behavior to me.

That's crazy. I like whenever that happens, I immediately think like at any time the air will just like get my skirt over my head and I'm like, I can't tell you. My perineum is out there. I can't tell you the last time both of my butt cheeks have been covered by anything. Do you know? Like I'm always wearing a thong. And so like if I'm wearing a skirt or a dress, she's right there. She's right there at any moment. Do you think you have thong blindness? No. I think you.

Wait, oh my God. I didn't even say this because fucking shout out to thanks the period underwear. Yeah. They sent me a ton of them. We had like talked about it like probably like a year ago. Honestly, they had sent me a ton and obviously I could never use them because I never got my period. But I used them the first time. Hannah, talk about like telling your period like you're not here anymore. I'm not wearing a tampon. It was insane. It was the best thing I've ever used.

Like, I'll never not wear them when I have my period. And when you go to the bathroom, it's not, like, gooey? No. Like, on the first, okay, like, the first day, I didn't wear it, but, like, after day, like,

Like, on day, like, three... Because I typically have it for, like, a full seven days. That is, like, my normal. Yeah. You know, I have it for three days, period. Really? I have, like, two insane days of, like, murder scene shit. Yeah. And then, like, it tapers. You could do it your second and third day. Where I... Like, since high school, I was... My regular was always, like, a full seven days. So, like, day four, I was like, okay, I'm done with tampons now. And I just...

thanks to my way through and I loved it in an alternate universe I would love to know if men got their periods what technology they would have at this point Hannah you are a chat gbt because that's a great question like I would just love to see how things work yeah

like even there's just so much technology for pussies that like menopause they just addressed it was a thing like five years ago i might know literally that's why i went to the white house it was all about the women's health initiative if men had periods every month it would be it wouldn't even be the technology we'd live in a different society do you think they'd get the week off yeah

They'd get the full week off and then they'd be able to claim like, sorry, period. So like not liable. They could literally go in, shoot up anything and say, sorry, I was on my period and they'd get off. Not liable. Not liable. I did hear one thing about how women are natural born leaders and men aren't. I saw it too.

I saw it too. It was funny because we were talking about Lois and Des brought up, he's like, she is in charge and she's assertive. And so many, like I was like that. I pretended I was teacher. Everyone sit down, I'm teaching you. And the boys are like,

you know, like eating worms in the backyard and the girls are organizing stuff. But those are the people that don't become the leaders. Make it make sense. No, she, this girl literally did a whole video on how like men like to be told what to do. That's why they sign up for the military. They like to have like someone giving them orders. Men.

Men are literally dogs, girls are cats. And once they have orders, like, then they can do it. Where women are so much better at, like, coming up with, okay, this is what we have to do, blah, blah, blah. That's why, like, there's, like, this whole debate, too, I feel like, on TikTok of...

like women, men not knowing where anything in the home is or like not knowing how anything works in the house. And it's like, okay, because you have to be told what to do. No one told women how shit works and we just do it. Like we just know this has...

X, Y, and Z has to get done before we go to work or we do that. Like men don't even have that, which is absolutely insane. And I love it so much because every time Craig says he's going to become a CIA agent and be recruited, I'm like, you can never find the scissors in your own kitchen.

You don't know where the scissors are in your kitchen. But you're going to find Osama bin Laden. They're going to recruit you to be a CIA operative? I've told you where the scissors are. You've opened that drawer, you've stared at the scissors, and you've continued to say, where are the scissors? So let's not get crazy and outlandish here, honey. Yeah.

any man who tries to like hide or be sneaky I'm like you left your socks on the floor right by your hiding place no it's just like you literally left your phone open you idiot oh my god I can't breathe anyway you guys we love you so much thank you for giggling Paige has one more week or so in Italy so we'll continue the Italy saga and put in your calendars July 9th because it's time to ride a dawn we love it

We love it. Thanks for getting with us.