Giggling about intimate gatherings, cheating, and bracelets
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I mean, the day just got away from me.

What's up, get your bag gigglers? I like that you're going into phrases. Get your bag. I love it. Get your bag. Paige showed up ready to record. She said, I have stuff to say. I have a lot of things to say. I just want to make a note that I was here first and I just got off of a flight and had time to go home and shower, but I'm doing no makeup. And I texted you to ask. To make sure I was coming. I love texting you, making like you're going to be late. Yeah. And then me fully knowing I'm going to be late. Yeah.

But if you had canceled, I'd been like, we're okay. Well, then I got here and I texted you and I said, are you coming? Is the better question.

I have a nap. I don't even know where to start. Well, first of all, shout out you're on Ridiculousness. Shout out I was on Ridiculousness. That was honestly like the least of what happened this weekend, which is so crazy. I have people message me being like Paige is on Ridiculousness. I love that all my messages were gigglers and they're like, oh my God, we didn't know the show is still on, but we will support you. Also, like you definitely can't spell Ridiculousness. I'm about to tell a nice story. Why do you always ruin it? Well,

Wait, please tell. Okay, so yes, I was on Ridiculousness. But before that, on Friday, I get asked from... Like, I get an email from my PR being like, Hey, Victoria Beckham is hosting a very small, intimate gathering. Do you want to go? And I was like...

I've never typed faster. But does intimate gathering immediately make you a little nervy? 100%, but I didn't even really know what that meant. Like, what is an intimate gathering? It's like conscious uncoupling. Like, no one knows. Intimate gathering could literally be 400 people. I feel like me and like— You thought the White House was going to be an intimate gathering. You thought it was going to be you and Joe Biden. Sometimes.

Sometimes our mom will invite people to our holidays and I'll be like, I thought it was an intimate gathering. Like, who are these fucking people that you're giving leftovers to? So that's like what I equated it with. But anyway.

So I'm like, yeah, I absolutely want to go. So in my head, I'm like, what do you wear to meet Victoria Beckham? And she's also kind of like at your top right now. No, I base my whole life on her. Yeah, she's like your manifestation board. She was probably the very first person that I realized was like famous that I liked. Because...

The Spice Girls movie was my whole first grade and second grade. That was just on repeat. You wouldn't last an hour in the asylum that there is. I was like, that's not a Spice Girls song.

I must have missed that one. When they go to boot camp. That's why I don't like. We have to rewatch it. That's why I don't like organized sports. Should we do like a Giggly Squad rewatch? We should do some type of movie night. Yeah. Where we watch something. Just an intimate gathering. Intimate gathering of gigglers. Intimate gathering of gigglers should have been the name of our tour. Okay. So I'm like, what the fuck do I wear to meet Victoria Beckham? So I was like, I'm just going to go full Giggler.

glam like I'm gonna get my hair done I'm gonna get my makeup done I'm going in a long dress how long did you have to prepare I prepared for like three hours prior okay I get there I'm the first one there like this is so fucking embarrassing I was like I literally kept saying everyone I've never been first to a party like I this is so embarrassing that's intimate gathering pressure intimate gathering pressure obviously the girlies on the marketing team were gigglers and like that's how I got the invite because it was Victoria Beckham Beauty

I'm not really a beauty influencer. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. I am stunning, but thank you. You know, I'm natural. Like, I didn't need to do anything to look this beautiful. I'm a natural beauty influencer. Thanks. I think you are a beauty influencer. Thank you. You're welcome. So I sit down. I'm, like, talking to the only giggler that I know there. We're, like, chatting the whole time. Then, like, everyone starts, like, filling in. I would say it's, like, 15 girls in total. Okay.

Some of them showed up in jeans, and I was like, okay, so I missed the vibe. You were in a Gallo dress. No, I was in a floor-length dress. Part of it was sheer. I had an updo. I had a freaking, I showed a picture of Charlize Theron and her updo. So I'm like, okay, great. So everyone's in jeans. I'm like, have a little fucking respect. It's Victoria Beckham. No, have some coof. Have some coof. Victoria Beckham walks in, floor-length gown. I'm like, what?

As I knew she was going to. Wait, so you were right. So I was right. I looked at everyone else. I was like, don't you feel weird being in jeans? She looks at you, you look at her, and you go, I guess we're the only ones prepared. Wait, what was her initial energy? You want to know what? Not that I already felt like I was aligning myself with her in my manifestations as a child, but after meeting her, she is a fashion girly, but she doesn't take it seriously, and she's funny.

Like, she said things that were just funny. She was funny. See, that's, I'm sold. The second someone can make me laugh, I'm done. I'm like, wait, you should run for mayor. Were you ever influenced by her, Bob? Yeah. Yes. See, I didn't put that together. I thought, I thought you invented that. I was literally going to be like, oh, that's the Paige Bob. No, Victoria Beckham is really who invented it.

So it's like an, it's from four to five. It was like a quick, which I love. It's so on brand. I was like, this is the best influencer I've ever been to. It was 12 minutes. It was 12 minutes.

So she does, it's her and like this other woman who like is talking about her beauty brand and they're just like talking about stories and whatever. So then that portion's over. So they're like, okay, like amazing. Great. And so then I was like, okay, well I need to get a fricking picture with Victoria Beckham. And the marketing girl was like, okay, like we can all take pictures. You can all take pictures with her, but don't make it seem like you're like waiting in line for a picture with her. And I was like, okay, I don't know how to do that. So I'll go first. So I was

Okay, well, I'll go take a picture. So I walk up. I'm like, hi. And she's like, oh, my God, I love your bracelet. And I had this sick... I thought she was going to say podcast. I got excited. I'm sorry. I had this sick silver bracelet like up here on my...

Like a warrior princess. Like a warrior princess. And then I had like other silver bracelets like down by my wrist. And she's like, I love that bracelet. I've been trying to find a bracelet like that. Immediately, I take it right off. I go, oh, you should try it on. Because it was like oval shaped so that it could fit up on like your, is this your forearm? Yeah.

Yeah, okay. Oh, good. Oh, wait, no, this year for him. No, this year for him. What is this? Your bicep. Okay, so to fit on your bicep. So I take it off. I'm like, try it on. She puts it on. And she goes, oh, my God, I love it. Where did you get it? Obviously, I had no fucking idea where I got it. And I was like, oh, I don't know. My girlfriend gave it to me. But, like, you can have it. And she was like, oh, my God, no, I'm not. I go, seriously? It's yours. It's yours.

We take the picture. She didn't, like, lean in to hug for the picture. I was like, oh, okay. So we just stood there, took the picture. Which is page-coded. Very page-coded. Page-coded. And I was like, okay, so I have a friendship bracelet with Victoria Beckham. What do you bitches in jeans have? Wait, wait. Paige, that is incredible. We have a friendship bracelet. So, like, I don't know when she's going to wear it. Because you know when people compliment you, but not when you're in a relationship.

It's like me and you. You're like, I would never, but I like that. She literally was like, I need that. Yeah, and I was like, who cares where it's from? Did your stylist give it to you? You own it, yeah. Your stylist is like, oh, that's Asian.

That's $80,000 from Tiffany's. I haven't told her yet. Like, ooh, sorry. You are missing a silver bracelet. What if you literally say Victoria Beckham stole my bracelet and it goes on TMZ? I like the spin of like that we have friendship bracelets. I like that. You're waiting for yours, though. I'm waiting for mine. Wait, did you post the photo yet? No, because I wanted to tell the gigglers the story first.

Like, I didn't want to give Instagram this Victoria Beckham and me photo. I wanted the gigglers in on the joke first. You actually are a genius. Thank you. And, well, also, like, I'm obsessed with you because I kind of did that with JLo, too. Like, I didn't post it until I told the gigglers. We're really obsessed with Easter egging. We're obsessed. We haven't really gotten it down. No. But...

We don't know what it is. We don't know what his drink is, but it sounds fun. No, it sounds good. That's amazing. And you know what's funny? I was speaking of intimate gatherings. Back a couple months ago, you went out to dinner with like Shannon Ford and Taylor and like a bunch of Sierra. Now that was an intimate gathering. And I was out of town, but I was like obviously keeping an eye on what was going on because I was feeling like, okay. You told me to go. I did tell you to go. Yeah.

And I was texting everyone on the side. I was like, what's hot? What are we eating? What's the vibes? And Shannon, I did her podcast this morning, and she was telling me about it. And she's like, Paige is just like...

so cool and I'm like no I know she's so cool like she just has a vibe around her wait do I come off like that she literally goes no like she's so cool and I was like I fully agree you're so cool but then she was like then we were all I started saying how I don't like intimate gatherings but we called it like group dinners and I was like you know you don't know when to speak do I let her finish before I like what are we doing what are the rules are we all getting another round of drinks and I only getting another round of

drinks. Am I laughing too loud? I just don't know. Am I talking too much? And she goes, no, honestly, I feel like everyone's feeling like that except Paige. And that's when I was like, oh, and that's where you get things wrong. I go, I think Paige is actually, she's internalizing it so well. But I'm like, the fact that she thought you were just chilling on this group dinner. I'm like, she almost didn't. I had to force her to go. No, I texted Taylor Strecker prior to and I go, if you don't sit next to me, you're dead to me. So this is the moral of the story.

No one can tell that you're scared of intimate gatherings. Except myself. Yeah. Except yourself. No one around you can tell you're scared of intimate gatherings. Well, especially if you stay quiet. Like, I feel like you never over speak. Wow. Thank you. Because some of my anxiety is like, I just told that person everything there is to know about me. They know my blood type and I don't even know it. And that's you literally saying the littlest thing. Yeah. Paige, could you live a day in my body? Well.

I you actually I feel like don't talk as much as you think you do. You talk in settings that like talking needs to be happening. But like when you're chilling and like we're just together, we're not fans like recording Giggly Squad. We're not speaking. You know, we filmed an entire season of an of a reality TV show during covid and we shared a room and I think we spoke three words to each other in like a week span.

That was a hard week. That was one of the craziest weeks. We only spoke in Love Island episodes. We were watching Love Island and we didn't even ask to go to the next episode. We would just go. We didn't even text anyone to see like. We didn't even get, you didn't even ask if I wanted food. The food would disappear. It's so funny because we, we had such different weeks, but I feel like you're not done. I'm not done. Continue. I see that you have Jennifer Garner on the list. I have Jennifer Garner on the list.

Oh, because I saw that Jennifer Garner followed Giggly Squad. Okay, okay. Was it a mistake? So, I go to the LA Fashion Awards, which are also another, a larger intimate gathering, but like kind of an intimate gathering. Like, I didn't know what to expect. Did you know there was an LA Fashion Awards? I did, because like I'd seen it on Instagram. It's like Daily Front Row's.

And it's very... It's so girly. It's, like, stylist of the year. Makeup artist of the year. Oh, that's fun. And it's, like, fun. Like, Kris Jenner got up and, like, gave a speech. What? Doja Cat got up and, like, gave... Wait, Doja? I can't pull it off, but I love her style. She brought a suitcase on the red carpet as an accessory, and I loved it. No, like, you can only respect the game. It was so good. So I'm... So I get there, and my PR was there, and I... As I'm walking in, I realize...

Cool. I don't know a single person here. So usually like my PR will like help me do the red carpet, do interviews, and then she's like out. And I was like, no, you have to stay with me the whole time because I'm like freaking out. I don't know. Were you able to sit at a table? No, it was like seats. But I like still was like, I don't know anyone. Meanwhile, Shannon Ford is like pages literally. Inside like, don't leave. You're holding onto her ankle. You're like me.

So we like go and sit down and I'm in like the third row. And so I'm sitting and I'm talking to my girlfriend and I just happen to like turn and Jennifer Garner is just literally smack dab in front of me, like about to sit in her seat. And I go, hi.

And she goes, hi. And I go, oh, my God, I'm so sorry. I said hi to you like I know you. I don't know you. But hi. I know you, but I don't – you don't know me. You know that I know you. You know that I know you. Yeah. And she goes, oh, I thought I knew you because you're so pretty. And I, like, just thought, oh, there's no way I don't know this person. And I was like, oh.

My God. I'm not just being like, sorry, I know the most beautiful people in the world, so I assume. Yeah, she's like, I just like thought I knew you because you're so pretty. Like anyone who's really beautiful, I know. And I was like, oh my God. Did you say no, that was probably how you had to burn her? And then I went to say, I think you follow Giggly Squad, but then someone came up. So this was before. This was after. So then some, but someone came up and started talking to her and I didn't want to just like three seconds later be like, maybe if you're

Wiggly squad. Maybe you recognize me on there. You poker. Hey, sorry. About like five minutes ago. About me being gorgeous. Let's just go back to that. What was her hair like? I want a vision. She just looked like her. Then she got up and gave a speech because she was presenting her friend with hairstylist of the year.

And she's hilarious. Really? Like, her speech was so funny. Well, she's a giggler, obviously. Wait, when she came back, were you like, good speech? No, I didn't because she was like another row ahead of me. But like in my head, I was like, good job, Jen. Good job, Jen. Celeste Barber hosted it. She was... Wait, people don't talk about Celeste Barber enough. No. I watched her Netflix show, Wellmania. Yeah. That did not get picked up, which is a travesty. If you haven't watched it, watch it. It's so good. She's so...

Was she just like going off? She was so funny. And then I felt sometimes when I'm in like rooms where it's like fashion and it's like glam and it's just like all of these things. I'm like, okay, I'm a podcaster. Like this is like, I can't wait to talk to my friend about all of this. But yeah.

Because like sometimes I feel very in the middle of like I don't take it as seriously. And like I felt like Celeste was making hilarious jokes and they were going right over everyone's head. But I was like, that's hilarious. Like I was fully laughing like it was a comedy show. Yeah.

And then Kris Jenner was there and it was like so cold in the room and she was like, Kris Jenner's cold. Like, are you kidding? Like, how are we not fixing this? Like, she just had such good quippy. Where was Kris sitting? She was in the front row. What was her vibe? What was the vibe? Just like a mom. Like normal. Like, yeah, just like there, like about to present her award for, I think she was presenting like

makeup artist innovator something something. But like it was just so normal. It was everyone's like friends were winning the awards. Yeah, so it was like cute. Yeah, it was cute. Yeah. Like Jennifer Garner, like her hairstyle she'd been working with for like 20 years and she's like, I'm so excited to present this to him. Also, it's cool because I feel like...

Like, the makeup artists and the hair artists. Stylists? They don't get recognition. I think they most recently started tagging stylists on red carpets. But before, it was just the person. Yeah, and, like, hair stylists were getting up, and they were like, Dave...

I forget who it was. Sarah Michelle Gellar got up to present an award and she and it was for makeup artist of the year. And she was like, I've been to more countries with my makeup artist than my husband. Like we have been on more trips together. We've experienced more things together. And also it means you have to be like a pretty good person to be picked to be like.

a hair person or makeup person because it's such an intimate thing. No, it's so intimate. Like, they're touching your head. If you get picked to be someone's, like, full time... No, I think, like, Mitchell and Taylor know every single person I loathe. And if they don't loathe the same people, you're like, actually, I'm not free tomorrow. Right. Also, can we discuss the tour for one second? Okay. We announced our tour. It's so exciting. There's Mania. I have this...

And I go, for a second, I swear to God, I go, did I forget to get Giggly Squad tickets? No. For a full second, I was like, did I forget to get in line at Ticketmaster to get my tickets for Giggly Squad? No, I had a moment where I was like, what is the Giggly Squad code? What is the pre-sale code? Like, is that music?

So anyway, we love you guys so much. We're adding additional dates. We're pushing to add more cities. It's all like an availability thing with these theaters. Yes, like any city we're not going to, it's not because we loathe you or your city. Talking to you, Seattle. No, like it just doesn't work out with like the venue. It's not like we want to go everywhere, but certain venues are booked. Like December, there's a lot of Christmas stuff happening. So like we couldn't get certain venues, whatever. But-

Okay, it's called Club Giggly, which we're so excited about. And I had a thing in the back of my head where I'm like, if this is up on billboards, are people going to think it's a strip club? And then someone tagged us in the Parks Casino one, I think in like Pennsylvania. And Parks Casino, it's a huge X.

That's like their logo. And it says Club Giggly with us. And then it just says get tickets. And I'm like, this is backfiring. It fully looks like we're like. We're ladies of the night. We're ladies of the night. Which we support. Wait, I kind of love it. It's like. I love it as long as the right people are coming. No, I hope people think it's like a live OnlyFans. Burlesque show. Yeah.

Do we make a burlesque? Wait, if there is a man. You come out with just. Feathers. A chair. And slippers. If there is a man just in the front row being like, I thought this was a burlesque show. Take your clothes off. Like Ferris Gump when she's playing with like. Who? Who?

Who the fuck is Ferris... Forrest Gump? Forrest Gump, sorry. Who's Ferris? Ferris Bueller's Day Off. You know what, guys? I just woke up from a nap. I can't. So anyway, our next show will have...

labia out um speaking of la i feel like i'm always ever there for like 48 hours like i've never crazy it's just like an insane and like that flight is it's basically time travel i'm like i don't get how this happens somehow you like lose time in the end somehow you're just like i'm tired like how did this happen that i like need a nap

And I realized something on my flight this morning. One, if you're a straight man and you're anywhere in the vicinity of me and I'm putting my luggage into the overhead cart – overhead bin and you are not helping me, you're dead to me. I don't respect you as a human. And I hope –

Your house burns down. That's actually... That's really intense. I don't hope your house burns down, but I hope, like, you stub your toe leaving the airplane. Mm-hmm. So that's the first thing. Or your leg, like, goes numb, you know? Yeah. And then you, like, have to walk awkwardly for, like, three minutes. Yeah. And so there was, like, three men, like, right around, and they were, like, putting their stuff up, too. And they see me, like... Like, I actually feel...

physically make noise because I'm like this is I can barely reach it see I'll be like I got this let alone pull it I'm like okay cool I'll do it got it you probably broke eight nails I was like this is why there's a wage gap um

And then I realized, then they like come around and they're like, okay, like, do you want to do like the meal service? And I was like, okay, well, it is like 545. And like, I don't know. And then I realized like, if you can eat really early in the morning, I don't trust you.

Yeah. Like if you can sit on a plane and you have just gotten there and it's 530 and you're like, I'll take the eggs Benedict. No. But part of me also is like sometimes if you fall asleep, they'll be like, you missed it. That's true. And then I happen to be on the way there. I go, what do we do here? I know you have a braised short rib in the fucking back.

it up in the microwave. And if Delta tries to push the shrimp appetizer on me one more time, I'm actually calling management because it's offensive. It's rude. They've had shrimp for a year. I don't know what, who they're in bed with, what shrimp company that's supplying Delta with all their appetizers.

with all their appetizers, but like they need to be stopped and I think it's a job for the Senate. Because they run out of the popular good ones and then there's always the weird one that if you're sitting in the back, you end up with. I literally look around to see who's eating the shrimp. And then you report them. Because it's...

That's insane. It's not okay. My problem is I will not order it that early. Like, it would make me nauseous. But if somehow the food ends up in front of me, I, like, can't not eat it. Same. And I feel like you've given me your weird, like, what if I'm hungry thing. My biggest fear in life. Specifically in airports, I think about you and only you.

I think about you and only you and what like you would do in situations. So like I had like 15 minutes before I had to board and I was like, well, I need to go to Hudson News and get all the snacks because I'm on here for six hours and what if I'm hungry? No. No. Knowing I sleep the whole time. So then I get to my hotel room and I'm like, why do I have all these charcuterie boards? Did you buy him headphones?

Not this time. I remembered my headphones this time. Good. I actually have a crazy, crazy story. It was 6.30 a.m. My thing is if you talk before 7 a.m., it's a problem. Someone was meditating next to me. Oh, I kind of love that. Yeah. I said, put a sock in it. Out loud? No, just like, I didn't like it. No, he was sitting.

He thought he was better than you. He thought he was better than you. His hands were up. That's performative. I wanted to be like, we're on our way back to New York. Wrap it up. Wrap it up. This is some ballet bullshit. Get out of here. I don't like that at all. No, I didn't like it at all. That's very unnerving. It was uncomfortable. Because then I was like, should I be meditating? Are we going to? What do you know that we don't know that you're meditating right now on this cross-country flight? What are you preparing for?

So I get on the flight really early and I put my own bag up. Classic. And there's a guy behind me, like a man, like a 60-year-old man.

And he takes his paper ticket, which is the first red flag. And he goes, what seat am I to me? Yeah, to you. And at first I'm like, this is insane, but like whatever. And I go, oh, you're 5B. And then I realize, oh, you're next to me. And he goes, great. My name is, and then introduces. So I know, and like, I'm going to be honest, he had good energy, but I have to explain. Immediately, no. So I'm also, I'm flying to like, to Jacksonville, California.

And immediately he's like, what are you doing going to Jacksonville? And I can't lie. Like, I couldn't think of a lie of why I'd be going to Jacksonville. So I was just like, I entered, whatever. We start talking. And then when you're with anyone over 50 on an airplane and they like talking, they will inevitably bring out their phone and start showing photos of their family. And I get very nervous when they start willy nilly scrolling the phone. I'm like, what is going to pop up? I'm like, have you never taken a nude before? I get very nervous.

nervous and they're just going all and they're like oh this oh that oh

Oh, that. So we're doing that thing. And I'm like, it's okay. Sometimes I feel bad because their font, their text font is so big. And I'm like, I'm not even trying to read your text to Marianne. But yeah, stop and get butter on the way home. So he was actually like, he ended up being like funny. So we're like laughing together. But again, we're past the point where I can just like put my headphones in. And then something happens and he starts talking about one of his daughters. And he starts crying. What? Like, what?

So I can't get out of the conversation at that point. But it was too early for me to tap him. I felt that weird. So I just kind of sat there. He's crying. And then I said something like, men should cry more. This is 7 a.m.

But he's crying because he... I think I said men should cry more. So he's this, like, tough, like, Italian guy. And he's like, I just love my daughter. And she's been through a lot. And so I'm sitting there thinking, I can't wait to tell his, like, ego squad. But I'm texting Stuart, who was with me. And Stuart, I'm like, I'm with a talker. And she goes, just put on the headphones. I go, not going to work right now. He's crying. Because I would be leaving him to die. He probably got the Dutch shrimp, you know? He probably thought about the shrimp. So then he's...

That was just the beginning. Then he talks to me about, like, all his different wives that he's had. What happened to his daughter specifically? She was... Just went through a hard time. She went through a hard time. Okay. Just in case anyone knows the family, I don't want to get into it, but I know all of it. Yeah. Did he live in Florida? No. I think he was just doing some work thing. And then I was like... And I haven't told him anything about me, by the way. Like, I'm at zero. I mean, how could you even get a word? And then he's inviting me to visit the family. And then I basically was like, I gotta...

I gotta take a nap. Because it's 7.05. Like, how does this... Was he drinking? You know, he did... I think he was... I think he... Now looking back, because you know how I'm like... I can never tell... You're so naive sometimes. I'm so naive. I think he was hammered. Yeah. I would say... Because he was asking me... He said he couldn't get alcohol. They weren't letting him get it at first. Well, because he was drunk. Like, it's a liability for the airline. Now everything's making sense. But

I just want to go to sleep. He's like pulling nips out of his pocket. He's like, don't worry about this. This is fine. Can you order me an orange juice? They won't get me one. I know what I'm doing. Like, no, how you get yourself in these situations. You always end up with a talker. I think because I have a friendly resting face. Yeah. See, I don't because I never talk to anyone on a plane. Everyone talks to me. Then I was flying back from Little Rock.

And I sit down and the guy's in my seat. This man's in my seat. But I'm traumatized from the last flight. I said, I'm not even bringing it up. I'm sitting in this seat. I'm sitting there. Ten minutes in, he goes, oh, my God, am I in your seat? And he has, like, a beer set up. Yeah, he's got his whole. I was like, oh, it's totally fine. He goes, oh, my, I feel horrible. He's your Victoria Beckham. You're like, that's your seat. Yeah.

This is our friendship scene. He goes, I'm so sorry, ma'am. And I was like, no, don't call me that. And he was like, I'll switch with you. I go, sir, if I really wanted to switch with you, I would have thrown your beer off and we would have had a moment. But I'm totally fine. And we can stop it right here. Yeah. I pass out. Wake up. The woman behind me, you know when you're all standing? Yeah. The woman behind me goes, I hear something like, wah, wah. And I'm like, I turn. She goes, wah.

You really slept the whole time, didn't you? I'm like, oh my God, I need to go back to New York. No. Because in front of everyone. I need to go back to New York where no one gives a fuck about me. In front of everyone, she's pointing. I'm like, first of all, you're behind me. How'd you know I was sleeping? Did you watch me sleep the whole time? And then she's like, you really were passed out there. What airline were you flying? Delta. Something's going on with Delta. And then she goes, did you...

Did you wake up for the 3 a.m.? And I was like, what? She's like, for 3 a.m.? I go, yes, I did. And she goes, I'll do it. And then I looked at her and I was like, I want to go home. I want to go home. Hannah, this is how I feel every fucking time. You got Charleston. Because these people are so nice, but it's so not appropriate. It's so inappropriate. Imagine calling someone out for sleeping privately on their plane.

Charleston to New York. No, it's New York to Charleston. Everyone's best friends by the end of it. They're holding hands. They know everyone's family. They're all inviting each other to dinner. They're chatting. They're chatting. They're all in like white jeans. They all have a cardigan over their shoulder and they're just like all talking about like their tennis schedules. And they're holding something that is, what's it called with the initials?

They put their initial. A monogram? Monogram. Something's monogrammed. Oh, something's monogrammed. Their own baby's monogrammed on their forehead. Sometimes I've even texted Craig and been like, this is exactly why I can't move down here because it's the people on my flight. Now, Charleston to New York, we're getting shit done. We're going back home. Okay? It's business men. They have things to take care of. I'm like, yeah, let's come on.

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Um, I moved into my new apartment. You did an Easter egg a little. I don't know if it's Easter egg, but like, you posted a video with a chandelier just like out of nowhere. Like, no explanation. Just a massive chandelier. And I just said, hey, good morning. Good morning. Um, I will die in this apartment. It's...

The greatest thing I've ever owned. It's my favorite thing I've ever... It's just... Tell me everything. I love it. Like, what do you love about it? Everything. I love everything about it. Does it smell good? It's so funny you brought that up because I forget who it was. I think maybe it was Taylor.

She said to me, and I've never like connected to her more on a level. She goes, have you decided the smell of this place? And I looked at her and I go, I literally haven't. Like what's its signature smell? Like what is its signature smell? I haven't picked out my candles or like my diffusers yet. I don't know what it smells like. That is the bougiest shit I've ever heard because –

Mine smells like my fart. That's what my apartment smells like. Like, my old apartment had a very signature smell. Yeah. Well, you had that huge candle that was... Always lit. But also, like, worrisome. Definitely a fire hazard. No. Maybe. Well, I guess, like, if someone tripped... Yeah, things could have gone up in flames, for sure. Things could have went awry. Yeah, things could have. But they didn't. But they didn't. So I haven't figured out a signature smell, but...

The day I actually moved, I wasn't around, which was amazing. I had to like work all day. So my mom came down, did my whole move like with my assistant. I get home, which is just like the bougiest. Guys, why are you laughing at me? That's a dream come true. No, I know. I literally left from one apartment in the morning at 7 a.m. and then went home to a new one. I was like, you guys haven't figured this all out yet? You haven't unboxed everything? No.

So I like working the whole day. I get home. I walk in the front door and my mom is just like so cute. She goes, we had like a small problem. And I was like, what? And she was like, someone made Josephine cry, which is my assistant. And I go, I go, what? Who made her cry? So my mom is like trying to be like quiet because she like didn't want Josephine to hear her like telling me the story.

And essentially what happened is... Look, Josephine is family. Someone... You don't fuck with my family. I had a bunch of packages that had gotten delivered that the doorman was bringing up and was unloading them. And another doorman yelled at my assistant saying, like, he's not doing that. Like, it's the mover's job or something. She was like, oh, I didn't ask him to do it. Like, I would have done it myself. It was a whole, like, miscommunication. But the...

cutest freaking thing was my mom was like and she's like I don't know if she's like okay this was like hours after it happened like I got home like five hours after it was like when you see your mom after you fall on the playground and you can't find her she was in a different room when I got home and so then I walked in the room that she was in and I looked at her and she looked at me and I said what happened are you okay and she just started hysterically crying she was like I know that I should be tougher but like

Billy or my P.O. And I go, I'll burn the whole fucking building down. I go, I don't care if I just moved in. I'll burn it down. And then I had a thought that like, I will be arrested at one of my children's schools. Like, there is just no way my kids are going to be born, go all the way through high school, and I'm not going to be like,

Mr. Sorbo, you can't come to the field today. Like, you're a problem. There's a restraining order. I'll fight a kid. Like, I would have no problem kicking a six-year-old if they were mean to my daughter. I also grew up with a...

Well, my mom will just call. And when my mom calls, then you're really in for it. Like all through school, I'd be like, okay, well, my mom will be calling. See, I remember in like first, second grade, I started to be kind of naughty. And then I'd get in trouble. And it was all about getting to my mom before the teacher could get to my mom. Do you remember that? No, that's an extreme sport. I just was walking and I'm like, let's go. We gotta go. Oh, no, I got a lot of homework. And they'd be like, Miss Berner? Miss Berner, can I speak? And I'm like, fuck.

Don't believe anything that bitch says. She's crazy. Don't believe it. And my mom's a teacher, so she always took the teacher aside. Okay. I had a Kim who was not a teacher. Can I just tell you this one story and I'll never forget it? I cheated so bad. I cheated so fucking bad on a project. How old were you? High school. It was Spanish class. I'll never forget it. That teacher was such a fucking bitch to me. We had to make a brochure in Spanish. So you know what I did? You did?

I went on a hotel website in Spain and I printed out their brochure and I handed it to her and I said, here you go. Here's the Spanish brochure. She calls my mom. She was like, Paige obviously cheated. Like she couldn't have written this. And my mom goes, how do you know? Prove it. How do you know? She didn't write it. Prove it. Then later I said to my mom, I was like, I did cheat. She goes, I don't care. She's not going to call me.

And here's the only reason my mom did that. And she would have never done that if it was like a different subject. She didn't like that teacher. She didn't like that teacher. And that teacher was talking shit about me at a dinner randomly. Mm-hmm.

And my high school boyfriend's mom was at that dinner and said, are you talking about Paige DeSorbo? We love her. And so I found this. I was like, a teacher is talking shit about me in high school. I can't do the small town shit. I was like, wait. Get me out of the small town. Sorry I cheated in your ninth grade Spanish class. You were literally so mean to me. Also, I do have to say.

The fact that we've all taken Spanish and none of us can speak it, maybe we need a new methodology. Maybe we all should just go to Spain and, like, actually learn it. Or maybe they could hire someone that works at Rosetta Stone to come into the schools. I mean... Or someone who can actually speak Spanish. Because I think I've had some teachers, they can't speak Spanish. No. I'm like, her name is Stephanie? No. My teacher has not a lick of Spanish blood in her. You can't just keep telling me to read...

The Spanish textbook. That is a winning. My mom as a teacher would be like, I'd have an essay due and she'd be like, can I take a look at it? And I'd be like, are you sure you want to look at it? And she'd be like, I just want to take a look at it. She'd give it back to me and it's just red lines everywhere. And she'd be like, just do it again. I think you could do better. So they couldn't go to sleep until I got it right.

Were you really smart? Yeah. Well, I don't think I was smart. I was really... Like, were you naturally smart? Like, you didn't... I was naturally smart, but I wasn't good at memorizing things. And I wasn't, like... I didn't care. Like, I didn't care about... I just wanted to get A's. Like, I was obsessed with getting A's. Wait.

This is why we're best friends because that's I'm the complete opposite but we had the same end goal. We just wanted to be better than everyone else. I was just competitive like I just show up and I said like I don't give a fuck about World War 4. No. I don't know what this is but I will do it to the best of my ability and I will forget it when I leave the test but I will be at the top. I'm like where's the list of the summa cum laude that's where I want to be. One time I cheated on a test so badly.

cheated off another girl that they made me retake the test with one of my other friends because they thought we cheated together. Well, we both failed. Okay? They called my mom. And my mom goes, oh, that's so funny. She has a learning disability. And they go, we don't think she does. She goes, yep. No, she does. And she forgot everything after she originally took the test and that's why she failed the second one. And I was like, mom, I cheated. And she goes, please, you have a learning disability. Okay.

There was always that one kid that definitely didn't have a learning disability that was getting like two hours longer for tests. That was me. I was like, I need extra time. I can't read good. No, I didn't care either. But I wanted to be. People would cheat off of me.

I would have. Like, but I was like, I liked it. We would have been such a good duo because I could memorize. See, I can't memorize shit. Yeah. But I would, I knew how to like write. Because I couldn't read. So I literally, my only defense was memorizing. I never cheated till college. Because college, I actually didn't have time to study for the first time because of tennis. So I was like showing up to things after like missing tons of classes. I was 15 years in.

I was a pro. You were a professional. In college, I hired people to take classes. Why? My college is done. They're done. Wait, you're

Your college actually got canceled. They got canceled. They were like, sorry, we're not a college anymore. And I was like, great. Let me tell you all the ways I cheated. I would take online classes and then I would hire my cousin who was very, very smart to take my classes online. And I would pay him. Well, online classes, they did that to themselves. They did that to themselves. Like that was just badly planned. I one time took an online class, paid my cousin to take it. Are you using your modeling money to pay them? Yeah. I was just saying. You're like, daddy, can I have online classes?

I don't need to buy the book. I bought a person to take the class. So he takes the whole class from me and he goes, okay, only thing is at the end of the year you have to actually go in person to take the final. And then I go, okay, what do I have to get on the final to pass the class? And he was like, well, you only have to get like a 50 because I did pretty good in the class. I walked in, Hannah, got exactly a 50. He goes, I don't even know how you did that. I go, well, I don't know anything. So I think I got 20 points for just writing my fucking name. Okay.

And I graduated college. And it's all about delegating, okay? Life is about delegating. It's so funny because I'm bad at delegating. And you're better than me at delegating. Yeah. Because I was a self-starter. We can't do it all. No. And you have to know what your weaknesses are. And like, you expect me to look good every day? I can't do it all. I can't do taxes, look good. See, my thing is my dad was like,

cared so much about tennis, so he was tough with me with tennis, but could not give a shit about school. Because he'd be like, yeah, I don't do it, whatever. But I'd be like, oh, cool, he's being chill about this. But then my mom would show up, and my mom, anything I did with tennis, she's like, I'm proud of you, I love you. School, she'd be like, what the fuck is this? I think my parents knew deep down I was stupid to not push me because I genuinely couldn't do it. But this is the thing, I don't think you're stupid

I think you like to play stupid. I...

Hannah. I don't mean to call you out. No, if there's one thing I love second to revenge. It's being underestimated. No, like you, the more you will lean into it. I lean into it so hard. And by the time they fully feel like you don't know what's going on, you've already stolen their money, gotten them arrested. I feel like my whole persona on national television is like she's stupid and lazy. And I love it so much. Well,

Well, it's also when people don't understand your sense of humor, it's like, oh, because they think I'm dumb, which means they're dumb. My queen, Victoria Beckham, my new best friend who I have a friendship bracelet with, said in crazy line, I literally just forgot. See, playing dumb again. She's like, I can't even remember a thought. No, I literally can't remember. What were we just saying? About playing dumb, about getting revenge, about...

I literally lost it. No, that was actually real. I really do have a bad memory. Wait, I literally lost it. What the fuck did she say that it was like so good? Like keep underestimating. I'll come back. We'll come back to it. I get too excited and I'm like...

I just forgot. Also, Paige is wearing a baggy Gandhi t-shirt right now. And baggy jeans. And baggy jeans. Wait, look at these flats. I know Hannah hates them, but I just got them from Mango. Mesh ballet flats. They look really good for you. Thank you. My toe, my big toe would be sticking out of it.

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If both parents are really good looking, but the man has like not super manly features. Yeah. The daughter is beautiful, but it doesn't mean the son is going to necessarily be handsome. Interesting. Where if the guy you're with has like, you know, big jaw, like big nose. Yeah, like strong features. Strong features, which I think Craig has. Yeah. Then the son will be good looking and the daughter will be too. Interesting. I learned a thing. This was like years ago and I never forgot it and it still like freaks me out. What?

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Once a year on Valentine's Day. No, but like what a household. Well, that's kind of like my family. And then we just have my brother who's a cancer. He just cries all the time. No, I know. But it's really, thank God he's a cancer because that's really the only other sign like we truly, truly get along with.

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No, it's insane. Like, talk to a therapist. Is it becoming a fucking tornado? Cyclone. Like, oh, you're just going to spit around to get your point across? You just sit down and talk it out. But I had so much fun. They have queso dip in Arkansas. Like, they don't bring you chips and salsa. They bring you chips and queso dip. That is some middle America shit, and I fucking love it. It's, like, heavy. Yeah. And then they have the sweet tea. So, like, my stomach was not okay. I ate Erewhon for the first time. What'd you get? Okay. Okay.

I didn't go there. I was like sitting in my bed in my hotel room and I was like, yeah, I'm over room service. Like I'm just going to Uber Eats like something. You can Uber Eats Air One? Well, then it came up. I think I was like right around the corner from it. I fully could have walked there, but I was like, this is crazy. Well, people don't walk in LA. Yeah. You literally get honked at. Yeah. I don't want to get honked at. You walk outside and you don't get honked at and you're like, okay. Snowman's honking me. Snowman's honking me.

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It was like $400. Kind of. Yeah. But I loved it. I didn't get the smoothie because I was worried like it wasn't going to travel well. The Haley Bieber smoothie? Yeah. But I got that and then I got like hard-boiled eggs because I'm just like on a real hard-boiled egg cake. Not to like eat together. I support that. I am like obsessed with hard-boiled eggs. They're really good for you. Did someone tell you to do it or you just like...

No, I've just like recent. Do you put salt on it? I usually like chop them up. This is like gross. But I usually chop them up and put like hot sauce on it and just like eat them like with a fork. That's not gross at all. Okay, good. You know I do not judge any kind of food. I eat tuna fish from a deli. Yeah. So I go to Delta Sky Lounge and I'm very into my order right now. Okay. And by order I mean the buffet. So I get to scoop. What day? What day?

But they are, yeah. I put a ton of scrambled eggs. Like, too much. Like, you know when you're like, if someone saw me put more, that would be crazy. And then I get cottage cheese next to it, ketchup, and a cantaloupe. And that is so... Don't even... I'm not even... No one question my shit. No, I'm not even... Chris is considering. It's so good. I'm just small. Un pequeño question. Are you mixing anything together or are you eating each of those things individually? I mix it, but not haphazardly. There's a strategy to it. No.

I take the cottage cheese, I dip it in the ketchup, and then I put a little bit of cheese. I love when we use words that like...

Just like so... I've never been used in this context and should never. I'm not going to mix my cottage cheese haphazardly. I'm not putting the cantaloupe in the ketchup. Right. You're not being insane. But I was really thinking, are you mixing like the scrambled eggs, the cottage cheese, and the ketchup? You can, but I don't. Okay. Did I ever tell you that I wanted to start... A band? I wanted to start...

I was very entrepreneurial before comedy. Yeah. And when I was in sales, I hated my job and I wanted to start a fruit vegetable leather business. Pardon your most sincere pardon. Talk about a horrible roommate. Well, I was having sex with one of them. Wait, sorry. I'm having trouble because you have one black stripe just down. Oh, no. Just down. Please look into the camera. Just one black stripe down the lid of... Can you fix it? It's on top. Oh, you mean like...

My cat eye? No, look in the camera. Close your eyes. Close your eyes so we can all see. It's just black. It's because it's sweaty. Oh. I've been staring at it the whole time and now I, okay. Should we start over? No, but...

Okay. So I thought, wouldn't it be so cool? You know like fruit roll-ups? Yeah. I'm like, what if I can make like a fruit roll-up, but with real fruit and vegetables in it? And this was like 10 years ago. So before it was, I think people do it now, but obviously I thought of it first. So I started Googling and I tried to make an Instagram about like

Like healthy foods. Oh, you're saying like this is like 10 years ago. You made like a legit Instagram account. 10 years ago I was on Instagram where I was like trying to post like smoothie recipes. I wasn't. I was literally reposting other people's. I was like, look at this. It was like a Pinterest for like I'm not making it. So then I realized. Can we get our hands on that Instagram page? I think I can find it. It was called. It was called. What was it called? Something in smoothies or something. I'll find it. Okay. It's still out there.

I also had a tie-dye business called Spill Supply, but that was before tie-dye was cool. I was ahead of my time. I was ahead of my time. So I buy a dehydrator. Okay. It's like $300. Yeah, I was going to say, how much did that run you? Two or $300. I buy a dehydrator because I'm going to practice making... Fruit roll-ups. Fruit vegetable roll-ups. And I told everyone, I said, you're in on the ground floor if you want to buy in. So I'm basically making smoothies. I'm taking banana...

And then like carrots and then like some strawberry. And I'm putting it in. I turn the dehydrator on. It's the loudest thing you ever heard. It's like, ah! And this is a small apartment in Manhattan. Are you currently living with Dave? I'm living with Becca. Okay. And the guy I was hooking up with. Okay. So he was like, let her do what she wants. And Becca was like, no. Stop dehydrating things in our shared living space.

Wait, just a picture, mental picture, coming home from a long day of work, and you just see Hannah Burner in the middle of the living room being like, do you need anything dehydrated? It's like not working. Yeah. Like, I can't cook. I also, there was no. Yeah. And I just want to let people know that she's a dreamer.

It was one of those like ADHD, like for seven days. You were like, this is my calling. This is my shit. Like how did I not know? And then we were moving out and my mom's like, what do we do with this huge dehydrator that you bought? And I was like, we need it. And she was like, for what? And I was like, you never know when inspiration's going to strike. Do you still have it? I don't think it's gone, but it was one of those things, like,

I say if you're going to fail, fail fast. And I'm very good at that. Like I immediately I'm like, this is not working. But yeah, my roommates hated me for like four days. And I was like, this is the next Apple. I was like, this is how all this documentary start. Have you seen the TikTok trend where people are saying like girls notes apps are like the craziest place?

I live for it because I would, first of all, I would never show anyone my notes app because it's just too wild and insane. And then I was scrolling and I found one of my notes apps that I haven't written in a while. And I literally pinned it to the top because I was like, this is a great notes app. I have a thing where it says things I want to teach my daughter. Like certain like life lessons that I'm just like, I need to remember that like I need to teach her this specifically. Yeah.

And so I think everyone should have a notes app like that. I love that you refuse to get married, but you will have a notes app list of things you're going to teach your unborn baby. No, I...

100%. You need to be studied. I miss them already. You need to be studied. I love him so much. Actually, me and Craig got into a fight about this recently because he kept saying things like, certain things the way I treat him that he was complaining about. And I said, well, first of all, how dare you? And write a formal complaint if you want anyone to take this seriously. Write an email. You know what I'm going to do? Deny, deny, deny.

There's no one else here. It's my word versus yours. I was bitchy to you. Suck a dick. Watch out. Hannah will dehydrate you in three seconds. So one of his complaints was that, like, when we get on a plane, I put, like, my noise-canceling headphones on, and I, like, watch my stuff, and I don't talk to him.

See, that's immediate divorce. Really? No, if he tried to talk to me. Yeah, yeah. I'm like, we know each other. What are we catching up on? I tell Des sometimes he'll be cute and be like trying to figure out that we sit next to each other. I go, why are we sitting next to each other? We're not talking on the plane. I want a window seat. He was like really upset about it. And he goes, well, I just like, I hope. And then he hits me with this. I hope you don't put your noise canceling headphones on when you get on a plane with your children. And I go, what?

First of all, I literally took a beat. I go, I'm going to prepare myself for this because you don't even know what's about to come to you. I said, I don't know how many times I have to remind you.

I did not give birth to you specifically. So the way I treat you is going to be very different than the people that I've created in my womb for nine months. I go, when I get on the plane with them, I plan on having snacks, coloring books, we're doing puzzles. We're practicing words. I go, you're going to lose your mind how much I talk to them on a plane. What does he want to talk about? Exactly. And I don't even care to ask because I've

Three episodes deep in a show. I'm like, what? I'll talk to you when we get there. Also, because I'm trying to think of jokes, my notes app is... I literally just pulled up the first one. It says, the Bible, talk about a New York Times bestseller. That is the start of a really great bet. And then under it, I wrote, Roman Empire, men having sex. And then I'll take notes about things that go well. And I'll be like, lesbian jokes with crown. Yeah.

I have a problem with lobotomies. Why can't we get them anymore?

But some of them make no sense. No sense. It'll be like Angry Squirrel. And I'm like, what did I mean? Yeah, what did I mean? Oh, God. Anyway. Anywho. Anywho. I'm watching Breaking Bad for the first time. Oh, really? Did you ever watch it? I did. It's hard to get through the first, like, three episodes. Because so much is going on? It's like they're creating tension of, like, what he... They're building up, like, what... Yeah. And Des is like, you have to appreciate when they're, like, building tension for a storyline. And I was like...

Is Des watching it with you? Yeah. Had he seen it before? Yeah. That's really nice of him. Oh, no. He loves finding things that he loved that I've never seen and seeing it through my lens. Wait. I love that. I have shows I just want to watch with him. That's so nice. We don't have the same taste, but once we find a show, we'll go forever with it. Craig won't watch anything that the ending isn't happy. Like, he...

No, I'm not kidding. He won't watch something. Unless it's like war, he'll watch anything that has to do with war. He loves war. And that's more complicated. And that's the male species. Wait, so does he Google what the ending is? Like, we'll watch the trailer and he'll say, that's too intense for me. Like, no, I can't watch it if it's too intense. He's such a sensitive soul. And I'm like, okay, we'll put on Teletubbies again. For the sixth time this week. And I'm Louis. And I'm Mrs. Rachel. Yeah, totally.

watching Mrs. Rachel you give him an iPad

No, so we can't watch anything because I like things that are dark and I'm like, oh my God. Can I tell a story I told before just to wrap it up? Yeah. This is my favorite thing to do. I went on a date with one of my exes and he took me to a Broadway play. Do you remember this story? Basically, it was like the first half finishes and there's intermission and I'm enjoying it. Yeah. And he looks at me and he goes, it's so obvious what's going to happen. And I was like, really? Because he's smart. I was like, I'm like, really? I didn't see. What's going to happen? He goes-

obviously the main character is going to kill himself. And I was like, like, I didn't see that. And he's like, it's so fucking obvious. And I was like, oh my God. Like the character was going through something, but I was like, I don't think he's going to off himself. And he's like, this is clearly going towards a suicide. And that's how it happened.

died. The whole time I'm like, when is this flippering going to come back? I did this not too long ago. Me and Craig were watching a very nice show and I go, oh, she's coming back because she's going to kill herself. And Craig looked at me and he was like, I don't think so. And then she didn't because that would have been insane. And I looked at him and I said, sorry, I think I'm going through something. He goes, yeah, very obviously.

Okay. I'm going to take a minute. That was like two weeks ago and I was going through something. Des watches horror films though. Like he likes horror films. Oh, I do. And he likes roller coasters and he likes skiing. So he has a side to him. Yeah. It's like adrenaline. He loves it. Whatever he wants to do without not going to therapy, let him do it.

I feel like sometimes after Giggly, I feel like we like worked out. Oh yeah, this was like a full exorcism. It's like an exorcism. No, I have so much pent up over the week that I'm like, I can't wait to tell someone who fucking gets it. Our list was getting, I get notifications. No, our list was getting out. When you write on the list, I'll be just like, my phone will be like, Peter Sorbo added a Giggly squad. And I'm like, it's like a coke. I'm like, yeah, can't wait for that one.

she's got something to tell me. That's how I feel when you write it. I'm like, oh shit, she's got so much to talk about. I need to talk about more things. And it's always, we never remember what it was. I can't believe I can't remember what that Victoria Beckham quote was. I'll think of it. I'll put it in the newsletter. I really got through everything. I'll think of that.

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