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That's I-L-M-A-K-I-A-G-E dot com slash quiz. Sup, gigglers? Gary, fix the Wi-Fi. Manifest that shit. We can't be managed. I mean, the day just got away from me. What's up, my greasy Italian gigglers? We're allowed to say that because we're Italian? We're allowed to say that because we're Italian, but Craig's not allowed to say that and he's the person who said it to me. Sup? Sup? Sup?

His career's over. Yep. See ya, Craig.

Also, we're going to drop some news. And like, I know you guys, we keep dropping stuff. We got the Netflix special. We dropped Paige's Amazon show in bed with Paige. We dropped the tour. This is a drop. This is like our real. These were our Easter eggs that when we were dropping Easter eggs, they had nothing to do with what we were actually dropping because we don't know how to do what an Easter egg is. So it made no sense. So we do have to say we're about to drop. No, we're about to drop.

You guys aren't ready. It's not. You're not ready for the smoke. You're not going to be able to handle this heat. We don't. We ourselves aren't fully grasping it. Let's just say the admin was so beyond what we could even wrap our head around. You guys. I'm speechless. I mean, we. Yeah. So we're very excited. We're so very excited. Hannah, I miss you so freaking much. I literally. Okay. At our hotel. So I have so many things to say. First of all.

The whole island lost water. That's a side note. We'll literally dive into it. The whole island of Italy? The whole island of Capri lost water. Oh, Capri. Everything. All of it. Our hotel was fine. Good thing I don't drink water. You're like, does anyone have a Diet Coke? I was like, I'm literally three Coca-Colas deep and it's not even 11 a.m. I'm totally fine. I've been peeing brown, so I'm good.

People are like stopping me in the street like what are you doing for water? I'm like, I this is an admin that I legitimately did not sign up for ask my mom I don't know like do you have to change hotels? I don't know ask my mom That was like when the lights went out one of our hotels and we're like, well we've been sleeping I'll go right back to sleep Yeah, I can if there's a bed I'm fine and

But anyway, so everything that I do in Italy, I think, oh my God, Hannah would freaking love this. And so like part, I didn't realize that our hotel has like a villa that you can rent out like separate from the hotel. But obviously like you can use all the hotel amenities. So I went up to the, it's probably so expensive, but I went up to the front desk and I was like, hey guys, like I really want to see the villa just to like see inside of it.

They took me into it. It's gorgeous. But like if you had a big family or like you had like kids or something, it would just be so perfect. And I was walking out and I turned to my mom and I was like, if I get this villa, I want Hannah and Des to come next year. And she was like, they don't want to come on your family vacations.

But all I could think of was like, how fucking funny would it be if we were in a villa? And then I found a tennis court in Positano. In Positano? Yeah. So I'm just scouting for when we move here. Wait, I love you so much. Also, I'm like sending you memes like you're living normal life right now. And then I'm like, oh, yeah, she's on the beach glowing and her like flowery ass dresses making a lot of high quality TikToks.

With Craig. He's OK. I don't want to compliment a man, but I don't want to say that I'm like really identifying with Gen Z. But like it's so much easier to post on TikTok recently than Instagram. Like TikTok is just like who cares? Whatever. Who cares? See ya. It's free. Well, Instagram, it's so permanent. So like that's on your grid. Yeah. Like I can't do my grid anymore. I was like, you didn't do that to yourself, though. You put so much pressure on yourself.

I'm under a lot of grid pressure. And so then I can't, I can't do it. Then I like, sometimes I get in moods where I'm just like, I can't do anything. But I like that. You'll go like days without posting and then you'll post like every day for four days and then you'll go four months, no posting. And I think it keeps everyone on their toes, especially me. Cause I'm ready to comment. I'm ready for the comment. It's just like, where is she? What is she doing? Um, highlight though today. So we're on a boat, we're doing boat stuff. We're doing boat things. We pull up the,

to this restaurant. There's a bunch of yachts. My dad says, wow, isn't that a nice yacht? I'm like, wow, I wonder who's on that yacht. It looks like it would be so fun. So fun. Look at all those pool toys. We get up to the restaurant. We're walking. All of a sudden, I'm about to sit down. I turn to my right and I go, oh, pardon? I see Derek Gier's face staring right at me. No, say what his real name is. Hannah Burner's ex-boyfriend. Yeah.

I saw your fucking ex. Hannah, we are so sick. Do you think he was there on purpose because he knew that you would see him and tell me? We are so sick in the head because legitimately I went to the other side of the table so that I could sit and face him. I was like, I'm not putting my back to my friend's ex. I need to watch. I need to watch every move he makes. Make sure he's not talking about her.

So I'm literally staring at him like the whole lunch and I, I did would never go up to him because I feel like he's like not the type of like celeb that you ever go up to. First of all, you respect him. Yeah. I respect him way too much to ever put my personality in his orbit. Like he is, I would never do that to him. I'm like, you don't deserve that. It is dark over here. Live in love and light on your yacht.

he's gonna take a shower if you go up to him I'm like you don't want any of this his wife 12 years her name's Hannah she looks like she's 12 she's so gorgeous they've also had multiple children the two of them it's not that I know I just happen to know all this information I didn't like stalk them or anything um the

The thing about Derek DeRuwe, too, as I was thinking about it, like, at this point, it's not even sexual with him. It's more like I, like, quoted him for, like, my elementary school graduation speech. I respect him. He's my Roger Federer, like, him and Roger Federer. And also, like, you're a family of Yankee fans, so I love that you were, like, dad. I know you, like, love the Yankees. I need to watch him for Hannah right now. But, like, were they not freaking out?

The whole place was freaking out. Every single person in there was freaking out. Everyone was American, I feel like, too. Yeah. Like...

I there was a table of people definitely from Texas because I could just like hear their accents. And I was like, they're a Texas family. And right when the dad like noticed in such a Texas way, like immediately like got up, turned around to like stare at him. Like, I feel like we were being very like chill because we were the table right next to them. Was Derek pretending like he didn't know the whole restaurant knew who he was?

No, he was being like cool. Like there was a boat that pulled by and like they all screamed his name and he like waved. And then like a couple kids went up to him and he would like take pictures with kids. But I feel like he gives off the vibe and I respect that. He gives off the vibe of like, I don't fuck with fans really. Which if it was a woman, I feel like we wouldn't be saying this. Yeah.

Here's me just being misogynistic again on the pod. Saying that it's cool that he's like, I'm not really fucking with fans, but if a girl did it, you'd be like, she's a monster. Yeah. Wait, I just like caught myself. Fuck you, Derek Jeter. Fuck you, Derek Jeter. This is no longer a sports podcast. No, but I was so fucking like...

Starstruck when I saw him and Craig had the audacity to turn to me and say he's just a person too. Okay. He was getting jelly. He was getting jelly. He's actually not just a person. He's actually not a saint. He's actually like otherworldly. He's actually he has blue eyes and he has and dark hair and dark hair. He's our Lord and Savior. He's and he's number two. He single-handedly saved the island of Manhattan. I'm sure spread some diseases while he was at it, but

it was literally fine the man's fun gift baskets okay he's an angel Craig how many gift baskets have you sent yeah so anywho that was the highlight of my life and I remember I went to a Yankee game and I wrote a sign and then a pink heart was cut out in a pink heart shaped and said nobody's sweeter than my man Jeter and I still have that sign in my basement so he's not just a man to me wait you flirted with my ex yeah I did I

I mean, I was 12. This whole time to tell this whole time you played dumb like you didn't give it a try when you knew how I felt about him. Wait, speaking of flirting with your that's actually not speaking of flirting with your ex, but speaking of flirting to observations, one being on vacation. I feel like you just see a lot of older men and younger women. And I'm

You know, I don't live under a rock. I've seen it before. I'm out and about. I'm in the streets. Mm-hmm.

Something about this particular island of Italy, the age difference is a bit extreme. It's a bit drastic. Are these people married or is it like people are getting flown out? I can't really tell. And you know, I'm doing the work. Yeah. Like observing. Yeah. I got one real wrong the one night. I genuinely thought that this woman was this man's daughter. I was like, there's absolutely no way. And I will call the authorities if I'm proven wrong because I'm uncomfortable. Yeah.

And then I was on Instagram. Have you been seeing all like the Bill Belichick stuff with him dating like the 23 year old? Yeah. Here's where I'm PO'd about it. I went into the comments of like one of the videos and I was like, I wonder what people are saying about like this age gap. And it's a lot of people against her being like, wow, what a gold digger. Wow. She knows exactly what she's doing. And in my head, I'm like, but she's a child. Yeah.

Okay. And this man could have said literally anything and you can like manipulate and put a trance on someone, of course, 20 years younger than you. I mean, she's like 30 years younger than 40 years younger than him. Has no one ever had a daddy issue before? No, I'm like, how is dad's?

So she's 23 and she's also a mastermind manipulator to get all of his money. But yet this man who's won multiple Super Bowls isn't manipulating this girl to have sex with him. Also, this girl being just being beautiful is not manipulation. OK, and we don't know. Like you're literally born that way. Like we can't help it that we're stunning. And look, I do have to say.

she's probably doing it for the story i think it's hilarious i think the stories he must have also he was pretty funny at the roast do your thing like it's don't be judgmental if anything you're so right there is a power dynamic and bill belichick has the money he has the powers the upper hand like i that's what it is he has the upper hand and i don't know why people are like oh she's like

she's she's getting after it like she doesn't have the upper hand in anything she literally goes where he says well there's a whole thing about like like do you think he's dumb like he there's it's called men like want to pay for certain things and like why are other men who probably are living in their mom's basement getting mad when bill belichick pays for dinner for a girl like let's calm down

Right. Like no girl is putting a gun to a guy's head and being like, pay for everything. I mean, maybe I wish I could. I wish I wish I've done finger guns. I mean, you're going to buy this right now. Boom, boom. But I do. I wrote an article once about,

literally once about zaddies and it was about basically like under 26 your brain's not fully formed you're still figuring out your career you're not making money be careful if you're with an older man just because like there's

There's a reason older women are not falling for him sometimes. So, like, you know, like, so he's... It's easy to go with these younger girls who don't know any better. I mean, the amount of trash that you'd go for in your early 20s because you don't know who you are. You don't know what you deserve. You don't understand what's going on. We're flailing. We're scared. We're screaming, crying, throwing up. Yeah, like, it's not the girl's fault. Yeah, and then write out a flow chart on how to steal your money. Like...

Like we don't even know what our periods are. Are you kidding? We have high cortisol right now. We're dealing with it. Also, like maybe he took her to Capri. Like she's getting life experiences. No, literally. I have another gripe. Oh, yeah. You're on it today. Let's fucking go. I have another gripe. I don't know if you guys have seen the discourse online. But have you come across that that limited to is coming back?

Okay, so people have been tagging that up left and right. Is it verified or is someone like fucking with us?

I think it's verified. I think it's real because they invited me to their launch party. Okay. See, that's my first problem. Why are you not the face of the magazine of the launch party? Put some respect where respect is due. I think so many people tagged them in it that then they were like, oh, we should invite this girl. Here's my gripe.

I'm not asking to be the face of it. I'm not asking to even be acknowledged. - You want a discount code. - One, I want a discount code. But I wanna talk to the marketing PR team because are they coming back for 12 year old girls? Or are they coming back because I'm gonna break it to you. They don't give a shit. 12, 13, 14, they don't care who you are.

I thought they were coming back for like 26 to like 34 year old women and they were going to make capris and they were going to make little sets. A poncho. Some of us are like married, have children. I thought they were going to give us give us dresses, give us outfits. Little skorts. Oh, yeah.

Oh, I thought we were going to get a squirt. So I'm not mad if that's not the case. Well, you just gave them that I'm not mad. I'm disappointed. I'm disappointed. If they're coming back for tweens, it's not going to, I don't get it. You should be the creative consultant of Limited Too. We could have redone me stepping into a locker. I mean, hello? Coming out? Yeah, I mean. I mean, the possibilities were endless and I don't.

I don't know if it's the time zone difference, but I'm PO'd over here. I'm PO'd. I do have to say I'm very tired right now. Yes, I've been traveling and all this shit, but I also, you know when you're like, I should go to bed right now? Yeah. And you're even falling asleep, but you're going to fight. You're going to fight it because you finally found something good on TV. What is it? This is better than the Dance Cult documentary.

Well, then I'm actually going to write it down. Write it down? Oh, you're going to love this one. It's on Hulu. It's called The Perfect Wife. It's already getting me going. They're like, this is gone, girl, but better? Yeah.

And it's so well done. The way this kept me on my toes. Wait, it's documentary or it's a show? It's real shit. Real shit. You know I only mess with real stuff because I really want to feel hurt. Alive. Exactly. I want to feel something. Anything. I want to feel something. So... I go, fuck reality TV. Give me the news. So at 2.30 a.m., I finally turned it off. I don't even have the last episode yet, but it kept me up literally all night. And...

It was so good. Everyone has to watch it. Give us a little... I know, I'm trying to... A two-sentence blurb. It's about this beautiful girl who got married to this man and then she disappears out of nowhere. I mean, if we had a nickel. If we had a nickel.

and the possibilities are endless with what happened and you do find out what happened and um the characters it's it's i mean they're not characters they're real people because it's time here is this recent like this is fucking recent this is like and it was over like seven years up until like 2021 22 so this is for real okay um

It's crazy shit. Also, I'm dropping this on you now because I wanted to surprise you for the pod. But I think you might kind of know. I hung out with my other best friend. No, I literally... Here's the thing about time differences. I think I'm dreaming when I wake up and I open a text. I open a text to just a picture of you and Haley. And you're... You know what? This is what pissed me off about it. What's your gripe? What's your gripe? No, my gripe is like...

You try to include me as much as you can and I'm so appreciative of it. But I'm like this little bitch sending me a picture of her and Haley being like, oh, she wants to come on the pod. I'm like, you know what? I know you two have a friendship behind my back. I'm like dealing with it. Wow. She looks so good in this picture. So do you. You literally look like. No, the lighting was lighting. No, Hannah, you're in the Illuminati in this picture. No.

Okay, the funniest part about me trying to get you involved is that I actually blacked out the whole time. Like, you know, when you don't know what's going on, you're talking, you're talking, you're talking. Finally, I'm like, bye. We walk outside and Grace goes, oh my God, did you hear what she asked? And I was like, I didn't hear the whole entire thing. I didn't talk to her. I wasn't there. And she was like, she asked if she could go on your podcast.

And I was like, no, she didn't. And she's like, yes, she did. I'm like, what did I say? And she was like, you literally didn't respond. And I was like, what was I doing? And she was like, you were like, I don't know what you were. And I was like, and that happened to me once with literally my biggest crush during college. Want to come on our pod? Wait, this is a sidebar. And I woke up back to the Haley stuff. So I don't know if I ever told this story. I was obsessed with this guy. One of my biggest crushes. And we're hanging out.

For a long time. I like crushes where you don't hook up. Like, I like the game. Yeah. Because it was kind of like forbidden fruit. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We played the game for a long time. You like the sexual tension. Yeah. And then finally, he was like, we had mutual friends and he was like, come visit and we're going to hang out.

And it was like a campfire or something. This is during college. And it was like a campfire or something. And the whole day, it's like we're flirting, we're flirting. And then he gets like so drunk at the campfire. Like he's rolling around. He's like almost like falling in the fire. His friends have to like put him to bed. And I'm like, what the? And then my friend's like, why didn't you go on a walk with him? And I was like, what? And she's like, he literally...

looked at you and was like want to go on a walk and you just didn't respond and then you like got blackout and I was like he didn't ask me that and they were like he literally asked it to you and you didn't hear him and I was like did I like I literally came all the way here to hook up with this man and you're telling me that like I think I I have so many voices in my head that sometimes I just sorry I just pictured this man going to AA and being like this is because of Hannah Burner

There's like eight other guys there and they're like, oh, I was going to say, if you've never put a guy in AA, you're not living life. You're certainly not. You're not living life hard enough. So anyway, it is that thing like you're so in your own head that you actually miss the moment that you're waiting for. Yeah. But Grace is going to have to send so many emails of like, hey, I know we said we don't do guests, but check out our next episode with Haley Bieber.

I mean, we've told a thousand people. We're like, we don't do guests, but we will make an exception. The crazy thing. Yeah, we don't do guests. Except for when we do do guests. Except if it's like a girl we really, really, really like. Unless we like really want to be your friend and you want us to like us. Or if you're Trevor Wallace.

Because he's a girl's girl. What is that accent? Everyone always brings up Trevor Wallace. They're like, you had Trevor Wallace on the pod. We're like, okay, it was one time. He actually tricked us. We didn't know it was Trevor Wallace. No, he literally just like, I think he showed up. He showed up. We also didn't ask him one question. So does it even count? No, we didn't learn one thing about him. So it was fucked up because I'm starting to promote this.

The Netflix special. So they were like, you got to go to L.A. and do a bunch of podcasts. And I was like, OK, like put me on the flights. I'm in L.A. I'm doing podcasts. We get an email. Haley would love to do another interview because she's launching her new blush. I said, well, that's perfect because I'm in L.A. And they go, oh, she's actually in New York.

And I'm like, when? And they're like, tomorrow. That's crazy because I'm getting on a flight. So I'm like, the one time I'm not in New York City. So then I fucking take a red eye to go back to see Haley. Obviously, I played it cool. Like, I didn't take a red eye to see her. Have you ever literally even thought to take a red eye to see me? I would always take a red eye to see you. I mean, not if it's like, not if I'm tired. Or like, if I have a headache. Or like, my phone's on like, 10%. If my phone is on 50%.

Less than 50% I probably can't go And like If I have to have a talk To my mom in a couple days Like if I'm just feeling A little bloated

no if you're a little bloated before the flight it's a disaster you don't have to go you literally can call in sick so you know when you're about to it's like seeing a crush where you're like playing out how you should act when obviously you're not gonna know what the vibes are but i was like trying to come up with first lines yes we're all just waiting for it to come and i'm like what do we say like yeah hi there like uh it's you again like like i'm such a creep like i felt so creepy

So she walks in and like everyone was like playing a little too cool because it was just like people who worked for...

And they're all like these cool girls. They're so beautiful and nice. Yeah. She walks in and it was just chill. That's such a real thing. Sometimes I feel like some people don't get like the respect they deserve. Like, I feel like I was somewhere and there was a celebrity and I was like, hello, it's fucking. And I can't even remember. Well, there's like a middle ground. You don't want to freak them out, but then you also don't want to be so cool that you're disrespecting their art. Right.

That's what it is. I would never disrespect another woman's art. So we're all waiting for her. And then she walks in in this gorgeous, full nude, like blazer fit with her belly out and

and like as an accessory yes full story she basically dresses like she's not pregnant and then happens to have a belly accessory it's an accessory and we were doing the interview in the front and they were like hannah you should probably go to the front she's gonna be here soon and i looked at the girl and i said i am not about to be the first person she sees walking in i'm not about to be like hey i'm like i'm gonna look like i was busy

I was busy in the back doing something, forgot that she was coming, ran into her. Yeah. Like I just happened to run into her. So I'm like in the back and then she walks in and like no one's saying anything. And finally she sees me and I'm just like, I don't know what I said. Something stupid. Yeah.

And I go, you look great. And we give like a little hug because we're like acting like we've known each other for years at this point, which we have. And she just looks at me like, how are you doing? Because, you know, I try to be like, these people don't get you like I get you. Really? How are you fucking, how is it? How are you really doing? And she goes, I'm so fucking pregnant right now. And I was like, that was so cunty. That was so cunty. She looks so good pregnant. Yeah.

it's like it's insane and then i mean look i will say it the problem with our friendship is like everything's better in our friendship than me and you our friendship except that we have the same good side me and hayley you and hayley it'll never work long term there will never work you'll never at certain points you

Long term it's not going to be cohesive. So even though there's so many things that are better about our friendship than me and you. And obviously like the clout is insane. So wait. So question. You give her your good side? 100%. I said I will look like a monster. But this is the thing. Her bad side is not the level of monster that my bad side is. So I was like do you want me to ruin the fucking video? No.

Maybe if you I feel like she's an understanding person. Maybe if you're not there yet. We're not there yet. I said, yeah, but I was very aware of it. I was like, what side does she want? They're like, oh, she'll take the left side. And I was like, perfect. Perfect. I was like, cancel the interview. Cancel. So we get to the interview. And at one point, like, I guess my hair was crazy because I don't brush it. And she just stops and she starts like moving my hair for me.

And then like we almost made out. And then like she said something about me being beautiful and she liked my hair color. And like then it got the room got shaky. The room got blurry. Do you know? Do you know when she's due? She's. I mean, what if she names her Hannah? I think she will. Like based on the vibe she was giving me. I don't know. It was like a little. It was giving like.

They don't love you like I love you. Like everyone else. It was just like, you know, when she makes me feel like I'm the only person in the room. Where was this interview? Where did this was in on Green Street in Soho? And it was like in her pop up. And she said she liked my salmon dress. Like she was like, again, like it was like when I was like, you could punch me in the fucking jaw. And I would say, thank you. And then at one point I was like, oh, my God, your belly is so cute. And then I was like, I should do the Giggly Squad joke.

that we were talking about and I was like, you know, I dress like I'm pregnant all the time but I'm just bloated and she like kind of laughed and then I was like, look, and I took my stomach...

And I put it against her stomach. It gets, it's a classic. It's your pregnant bits are some of my favorite. I have a photo of you literally with one of the best bloats ever. I will never be able to get this photo out of my head. You're glowing so much in this pregnancy. People were jealous of that photo. People were like, okay, someone's found happiness and a future. People stay jealous of that photo of you. It's,

It's so freaking good. So it was, it's honestly like so weird, our friendship. I could talk about it all day. And I feel like- Was Justin there? No, but I had that moment with her where I was like, isn't it fucking crazy that-

the outfits you guys wore that day became the most viral thing of like the century and she was like nose crazy and then you realize like dressed up as it for halloween yeah that it was that it was the most viral shit ever and then you realize like she's literally so surreal like imagine seeing that and just being like am i a joke to everyone she like am i a joke to you she's just she's literally a normal girl who happened to marry justin bieber

Yeah. And that's why I think she's so relatable to people because like she just wants to like do her makeup cute, have cute outfits, like have good vibes. Like she really is just like that, but she just...

She's just a girl. And I feel like she does hold him down in a way. Like she does have calm energy. I think I'm like, I think she sees me and she probably sees like Justin Bieber, like that kind of like, like wild creative star quality. And that's probably why. I mean, how could you not? She was like, you're clearly a like creative, like, I don't want to say genius, but with your interview questions about tampons, like I've never seen something like this before. So anyway, um,

We hung out and then I was there was like a party after I had to leave. I did. I did comedy spots last night. How was it? It was really hot in New York City. Yeah, it was really hot. It's too hot in New York City.

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Also, you've been gone for seven weeks. When are you getting back? No, Hannah, I actually feel like I don't. You're not coming back. No, like I don't feel anything. Are you crying? Oh, do you feel like you've taken a hiatus? I feel so disconnected from the world. Yeah. Like I literally haven't posted on Instagram solely because I haven't taken any photos.

Oh, so you're actually having a good time on vacation. Like I'm literally just vibing. Like I've been eating breakfast, lunch and dinner. I'm so stuffed. I can't think.

Like, that's why. Wait, because, yeah, you were making me nervous the last week. You were like, I couldn't finish my pasta. Everyone's yelling at me. But I feel like you've settled in. Also, if I look at someone, I have to say it. I'm going to say it and people are going to get mad. If I look at your Instagram and you're on vacation and you have 4,000 Insta stories, you want either a guy to pick you. Are you talking to anyone? Is anyone talking? But I'm saying, like, you're trying to show someone something, right?

And no one's clicking through all that. No, I could barely read a caption. No, more than 10. I can't click through.

I can't click. And I get it if you're like, you're an influencer, you're like trying to show, inspire people. But that's, but that's why I like TikTok because I'm like, oh, I want to show the girls my outfit, but like, I can't pose for a photo right now. And like, I can't, like, I'm just like, I can't take 10 photos. And like the only people. Also, we all can tell that you just took one try at the video. Everyone can tell. Yeah. No one was reshooting. Yeah. No reshoots.

Like we don't have the budget nor the time for a reshoot. We, it's one and done and that's it. And so that's what, that's what's happening. It'll be like 30 seconds into the video and I'm like, she could have, okay, she, okay, she's still going. She could have edited that part probably. But I'm like,

Because on TikTok, I feel like this is me. Love it or hate it. Either swipe left or swipe right. As Jennifer Lopez would say, this is me now. This is me now. This is me now. Side note, gigglers have been asking me, and I think they're asking me to ask you, what are the gigglers wearing this summer? Oh, my God. It's such a freaking loaded question. A lot of drop waist things. Yeah. Drop waist dresses. I love drop waist dresses.

Drop waist dresses, which I really am loving because for like a short torso girly, like I really shouldn't be wearing anything high waisted, but it just feels like more comfortable when you're bloated. But really like a drop waist and like a low rise. But a drop waist when you're bloated is one fucking sniff away from pregnancy looking.

You have to find the right fabric, one, and the right style for you. I've had this one drop waist dress from, I think it's LPA is the brand, but it poofs out a little bit on the side. Not like a big poof, but gives you a little hip. And I feel like that helps the overall structure. Did you see the blue dress I wore this weekend? I did. That blue dress...

caused a lot of drama in the dms i could surmise that and what because what was the what was the overall take the overall take was so wild because normally i post something and either i'm like trolling the gigglers and they know it and they're like yeah like i did like page and i'll prove this out but they're all like we know um i actually like that too it was that's like

was fun like i like when you wear like baggy pants and like a baggy t-shirt like it's very like it was hot out i didn't want my crotch to sweat but um this blue dress it was a combination of people being like you fucking nailed it this color on you is amazing this is so cool like alice in wonderland but give it cunt and then people were like burn it no but like everyone just had such opposite reactions i wanted to screenshot to show people like

Everyone is having different experiences. I thought it was extremely editorial. What was it for? You can't say. It was for this like judging show I was doing that had to do with like it was on. It was on brand. On brand. It was on theme. There was a theme. It was on theme.

So it's funny when sometimes like the gigglers have opposite opinions and I'm like, the gigglers are in a fight. They're fighting each other. And honestly, all I love is a conversation. It doesn't matter. Like you can love it. You can hate it. It's just a conversation. I will say that I gaslit myself into gaslighting myself when I was like, oh, I hate all my outfits because every time I step out of the hotel room, I'm like waiting for my dad to be like,

It's amazing. It's stunning. It's never been. And he's literally my own personal Lady Gaga. He's like, I've just never seen anything like this outfit. And I'm like, no, like you get it. Like you so freaking get it. Our dads are so opposite. I literally put a little blush on the other day. My dad was like, you look like a clown.

No, I walked out last night. I had my hair in like a slick back bun and like gold earrings and like this white little dress. And my dad literally started to tear up. He was like, I just can't even look at you. You're so stunning. I'll wear a skirt and my dad in front of everyone will go, where's the rest of your dress? Did you pay for the whole dress? Yes.

I hope you got your money back for the rest of the dress. That's where is it? Where is it? Listen to what this man did. So I do like I'm strategic when it comes to like vacation shopping. So the first like two days. By strategic you mean you buy everything.

Yes, but also, but I also have a plan. Like I, I go through everything like the first day. Like I just do a walkthrough. It's basically just a look-see. Just what's, what are we offering? What's going on? What's the vibe? And then there's one specific day where she's charging the card. She's taking the card out and she's double checking the balance. When you leave a place, do you say, I'll be back? If like the salespeople were all over you?

Do you go, I'll be back. Don't worry. Cause I'm a people pleaser. I'll be like, I'm going to buy this when I come back. Oh, absolutely. If I'm like, I'm, I am not buying this. I'm like, Oh my God, I have to run and get my mom.

I'm like, I'm 31 years old. And it's my name on the card. I'm like, I got to see if my mom likes it. I will say me and one particular sales associate at Prada have become besties. And it's, I don't know what's going on, but he's bringing things from the basement. Okay. We lock eyes. I'm not even in the store. He's locked eyes with me from the street. He's like, I got something. I'm like, I can't stop. So a lot's happening.

My dad, there was like this window display, no store. It was just a window display of this bathing suit. And I was like, I like need to find this bathing suit. Like what store is this in? And but I wasn't like super serious about it. But like if I walked by, like I wanted that bathing suit. My dad went to the front desk, said there's a window display down the street. My daughter wants the bathing suit in the window display. What store has it?

Now, reminder, these people speak barely any English. So I have no idea how that conversation transpired. I'm getting the story secondhand. He makes...

One of the hotel people, like, go and see what he's talking about to find, they find where, what the store that sells it. And then my dad has them, like, tell him where the store is located. He wakes me up and he's like, I know the store. We'll go after lunch. Where's Craig during all this? Asleep. Like, I'm like, this is, everyone's like, why aren't you engaged? Why aren't you engaged? I'm like,

Because my father tracked down an itsy bitsy teeny weeny bathing suit that I said I just happened to like. And now it's in my possession and I own it. It is so funny because whenever I wear anything that isn't like a tennis workout outfit and if I wear a little bit of makeup, my dad's like, hey, can I talk to you for a second? I think you look better when you're natural.

And you just like be yourself because I feel like you're trying to be something and just, just be, be you naturally beautiful. Just do that. Just be, just put on a t-shirt. That's when you're, you're most beautiful. Okay. Well, I would like to argue that that's probably actually more endearing because when I had my wisdom teeth out, my dad wouldn't let me sit at the kitchen table because he said he couldn't look at me not looking gorgeous. Okay. So a lot of pressure has been put on my face.

I feel like whenever my dad said like, you look beautiful. I'm like, okay, okay. Okay. It's enough. Just, um, but anyway, but I will say like, we, we do like not a lot of activities, but like we do a boat day and like, we go to like, we go like different places for lunch and we do like pool clubs. My dad at the end of the trip, if you ask him what his favorite day is, it's the day I go shopping because he likes carrying my bags.

He likes watching me find something I love, buy it. And he likes when I hand him the bag to hold it. Have you told him that he's hurting your future relationships because of how adorable he is? He literally will say to Craig, don't worry. I will. Don't worry. I'll take care of her the rest of your life. We don't really. You can come. But like I got like this is she's mine.

You can be there. You can be around, but I will always carry her bags. And so that's nice to know.

i do have to say on burner phone we had an episode about like flirting and stuff and finding a guy and this one i want to give her credit but it's anonymous but she called in with like what she likes to dm guys because not a lot of girls will like slide into dms yeah and i think you have to do it in a way that's like funny because it's like it's funny you're sliding to a dm it's hilarious like you're

Just say something like random and insane. She said that she writes into guys' DMs. She just goes, God sent me. Oh.

I think it's hilarious because if he doesn't answer, it's like, okay, so you don't believe in God? So you are an atheist. Okay. Good to know. So you just don't believe in the universe's purpose of everything? And then it's just funny and I thought the giggler should know. If there's really a dude you want to slide in, you should do it now. I'd love to know what some of the gigglers do say. What's their move? Because I think girls, I mean, obviously we would always...

text for our friends because you're the less nervous ones you could think more clearly so it's like let's share our like what what do the gen z's call it um when you have schmitz what's it called schmutz no which riz riz you were gonna say schmutz i was like schmegma

What's that thing in your eye? Like when you wake up and there's some rays in your eyes. Wait, what is that? I've heard that word before, but I... Wait, I feel like you're the only person I've heard it from before. Schmegma? Yeah, like... Schmegmas, I thought was the thing like in your eye when you wake up in the morning, but apparently it's like stuff on penises. Ew.

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They love a jibbit. And I do have to say one thing. Shout out to Crocs.

Their heels with a certain vibe, like with a jean, like with a certain vibe. I've seen very cool girls in the Lower East Side pull it off. Their heels are the most comfortable heels I've ever walked in. I'm getting offended by the word heel. Their chunky platform shoe. Because Crocs can't make heels. I'll show you. It's a heel. Like it's a full heel. Yeah, but it's like, but it's, but it's. It's a Croc heel. It's a creel.

I just, I can't, I can't support it. I kind of think that they love that you don't love them. Like, I think they love you more than they love me. I'm like, I love you Crocs. They're like, can you send this to Paige? No, I think we have like a mutual respect for each other. It's like you, like I agree to disagree. That's your art. This is my art. And like, I'm,

I'm happy for you guys and like you're happy for me but we don't it's like two girls in high school that like do not fuck with each other but they don't like actively pursue each other they're just like we don't vibe so you don't have online beef with crocs but you also like don't put my name next to your name

keep my name out of your mouth for sure but i'm not gonna like start a rumor about you you know start a rumor about myself yeah i had a gray eyebrow hair and i've plucked three gray hairs on this trip alone on your but on your head and i don't care what the people say i'm plucking them

Honestly, now I'm starting to think that that was an old wives tale. They said if you pluck them, they like come and grow weirdly. But I think gray hairs grow like main characters, period, because they have different textures. They're always going to grow straight up. They're really aggressive. You actually, gray would be so cute. You're going to be the cutest old lady. You'll never see it. I'll never, you'll never see it. Are you kidding? I come from a long line of women who literally dyed their hair to their deathbed. Like, I'm not.

A long line of women who laid in hospice with hair dye. You know I can't wait to be gray. You know. I know you can't. I know you can't. I want to be a witch. I want to scare people and be like, ah! I'll never do it. You'll literally never see me with a gray hair. No, I think it'll be chic. It's fucked though. I just think it's like...

A little gray Bob. Oh my God. I think here's the thing. I do think there are certain type of people that can absolutely rock it. I think there are a lot of people that rock it that shouldn't. I did not think you were going to just attack an old lady. Here's the thing. Also, I feel like being in Italy, my like, I'm really connecting to my roots and I'm just Frank. Let me be a hundred percent Benjamin Franklin. Um,

Just I have no tolerance. Some women have really beautiful textures of the gray hair. And when you see that, you're like, that's the most beautiful hair I've ever seen. Have you ever seen someone? No, I'm genuinely trying to say, OK, a perfect example. Meryl Streep can rock a gray bob like nobody's business. Absolutely amazing. But it leans toward a blonde on the blonder side now.

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hair like stupid gray i literally tortured my my teachers all through middle school that's why you got an f in computers that's a crazy shoe to put with that outfit and you want me to trust you teaching me science i don't think so with those brows those brows not me not now my mom told me about this and i am not coming with you to any type of room no but not with those brows

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is i saw that lindsey is and she was like taking photos with jamie lee curtis and i it's one of my favorite movies of all time i would literally download the soundtrack i would die for lindsey lohan if she said take this bullet for me i would i would say you've done so much for our economy yes

it made you want to be in a rock band right you know what it did it made me want to wear a chunky boot i'll say that i definitely wanted i was like i could get into something like you wanted your hair to just kind of be in front of your eye a little bit yeah wait this if we were in a band which position would we play is that what they call them which role would we be i feel like you would 1000 be the lead singer

Oh my god, thank you. There's no other position you'd feel comfortable being? Well, because I'm not musically... I can fake a singing. I can't fake having like...

playing an instrument? I think I'm low-key, like the random saxophone player. Cowbell? Cowbell? She does like a random thing that like then she just gets this killer solo and like then you leave the show and you're like, what about that killer solo from that random person who came out for only five minutes? Kind of like you at a Bravo reunion. You don't say much, but when you do, you really nail it.

She's small, but she's mighty. Okay. But also, if you played guitar, people would be very distracted by how long and beautiful your fingers are. And honestly, I think your fingers are too long that it might actually inhibit your performance on an electric guitar. They could get tangled. I walked by a piano not too long ago, a couple days, and I turned back to my mom and I said, you're a horrible mother for not making me play the piano. Have you seen... Look at my fingers. This is...

Mozart is somewhere rolling in his grave. I think there is a side of you that could have been the drummer because like you're in the back just like being badass and like you're not making eye contact with anyone. Sitting. I need to sit. Not making eye contact. You know the drummers just I'm like, do they even know what song everyone else is? They're just in their own way. Every now and then you like spin it around your little finger. Yeah. You don't like know if the drummer messes up and that's what I need.

Yeah and then the drummer doesn't even know when the song's over They're just like doing their thing And then eventually they're like oh okay I just need like one solo You could probably take a nap too because it's like in the back Yeah I could also like put it on a track Actually let's be honest You would be one of those DJs that just Plays their Spotify Yeah I'm like I don't think We support women in the arts and men in the arts Who's more likely To become a DJ Me or you

Honestly, probably you because I don't really even... We already went over this. I don't give a shit about music. I don't want to stay up late ever. I'm so happy I can't sing because if I could sing...

no oh my god no i'm so happy you can't sing i'm so happy for the world the world has been saved by my lack of i would literally people oh my god i'd be like ariana though ariana grande i feel like but like not successful she's that friend who'll be like when it's like oh

You would have a really intense JoJo Siwa phase with your dance moves. And I'd have to come over and be like, it's enough. You'd have to get out of bed. You have to stop going on Good Morning America and singing your little hard-ass. Honestly, I still have a little empathy for JoJo Siwa. Just let her dance, you know? Let her dance. Wait. Wait.

My last gripe. My final gripe. No, you can have unlimited gripes. There's no limit to your gripes on this pod. The internet started to gaslight me yet again. And they said, Love Island UK, it's trash this year. It's horrible. Now, I'm keeping up with Love Island UK. I don't think that it's trash. I don't think that it's horrible. I think it's slow to start, but some seasons are. But I'm very into it. They're like...

usa is where it's fucking at yeah that's what people are saying i literally told some gen z girls yesterday i was like i heard us is the best and they were like we don't watch us and i'm like no i saw tweets saying us is good this year take your tweets and put them in the toilet because are they bots so i start the first episode first of all ariana looks absolutely stunning i mean she the girl she looks

Phenomenal. It makes me mad she hasn't worn extensions more. Like, she looks so good with extensions. Every outfit, she just looks so freaking cute. Like, you look forward to her coming on the episode. Yeah. But as a Love Island connoisseur for the past six to seven years, I would say, I've seen every episode. I've seen every- You're giving your resume. No, I'm qualified to be notating this. Mm-hmm.

USA is not good at Love Island because American women were nuts. We're freaking nuts. First of all, I will say that the series has gotten better because they took the Love Island narrator from UK and they brought him over to the USA. He's quippy. He's funny. So he's British? He's British. So it's like 15% UK. It's 15% UK. They even have a British guy. Now, granted, I've only seen the first episode, but it was an hour and a half.

On UK, when they first get coupled up with someone and they've known someone for a day, even two days, even three days, they're normal about it. And they're like, I've only known this person for a day, so I'm not going to get so invested. Also, the Brits, they're not emotional the way Americans are emotional. They're cold. So I feel comfortable at the pace that they go because it's a normal pace.

America, the girls are crying after 24 hours. They're scheming. They're plotting after 20. I'm like, this is Love Island. You're getting to know someone. It's so dramatic and so heightened between the cast. I can't. I can't. I can't. Because at least the Brits, there's like a little... You know what it is? What I've heard about like Europe culture versus American culture, not to overly generalize, but Americans are like, we will...

be very emotional and show all of our emotions on our sleeve. They say that Americans smile a lot. We like pretend to be happy when we're not. We say hi a lot. Yeah. Brits are like, they're not smiling. They're not pretending to say hi. No. When they're, if the chat's not good, the chat's not good. If they don't vibe, they don't vibe. And also yet Americans, the chat could be shit. And you're like, that's the love of my life. And that's that. If that's not me,

If I haven't done that hundreds of times. I mean, countless. I'm an American girl to my fucking core. When I met British Dave and he told me we had good chat, he was like, yeah, it's important that you have a good conversation with your partner. I was like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Back it up here, Dave. I've never heard of this before. And he's like, yeah, good chat. And I was like, I just thought they had to be tall. I just thought.

I've cried more over guys I've literally hooked up with twice than like full on three year relationships. I'm like, get the fuck out of here. So like, I'm crazy too. I identify with it. I can't watch it. And it's just like this one girl. She had two conversations with a guy too. And then he had another conversation with another girl. One conversation with another girl. She's crying hysterically. I just, I can't bring myself to do it. Not to defend her, but there is a thing.

that like when a camera is in your face you can just like you feel emotions 10 times stronger yes there's like i've i've cried before but like and i'm the i'd never cry page how many times have i cried not on tv wait hannah have you ever cried around me not on tv

Literally never. In the 400 years of knowledge. I don't cry. I'm the person that's like, I would never cry. I feel like I'm offended that you've never cried in front of me. Oh God. Now you're like, okay, I need to make a bitch cry. Because I know for a fact I've cried like multiple times. No, yeah. You've cried way more. You're so cute when you cry. Cause then your big, your big, like long fingernail comes up to your eye and you're like, but I mean,

No, every boyfriend's like, you're so fucking hot when you cry. Anyway. That's crazy. My boyfriends have never said that. Um.

Oh, yeah. So I was defending them. Yeah. Because when a camera's on you, you feel like your whole life flashed by and you feel like you're in like a documentary. And suddenly you're like, this moment represents everything that's gone wrong in my life. And now it's on TV. Yeah. So like, I do have empathy. But you're right. It's you don't want to watch people cry after 10 minutes. But I wonder why.

It's like that in America and it's not like that in England. Like it's almost like in the UK version, they let them breathe for a minute. Like they let them almost like settle in. Like it just, everything in America feels very fast, very like we need drama. Are the girls fighting? Are the guys, like is there a fight breaking out? Are you going to make out with that? Like it all seems very performative where UK feels like, oh, we are watching a surveillance video

of them just like genuinely getting to know each other and interacting and it feels more authentic. I think it's definitely a cultural difference but I would love to see if they like switched production teams like if it was American producers on the on the show in England. Yeah. And see if it affected it because there's a lot of factors into what they're showing. I'm really against American producers.

I mean, girl, don't tell me. I mean, they are some of the scariest people I've ever met. So the final my final shout out of a dope documentary you guys have to watch. This is dark. It's called Six Schizophrenic Brothers. Oh, that poor mother.

No, seriously. And they were trying to blame the mom and the mom was like, they were like, she's parented them too tough. And she's like, don't fucking blame me. I'm trying to keep it together. They came out like those. All six of them? Well, this, sorry, not Italian, this Irish Catholic mom. And they were in a very like, the dad was a...

important like in the army or something like they were kind of they were friends with famous people they had a lot of clout they have 12 children no and the fucked up thing about schizophrenia is that you're not born with schizophrenia it's like a gene that's in you and if you're traumatized a certain way it can get triggered so they kept calling it like when people got ill and the first guy he was this like gorgeous gorgeous

guy the oldest one he like marries this girl she says i don't have kids with you i'm out divorces him comes home and he starts getting like very religious he starts getting very like grandiose thoughts he starts getting violent he starts losing his mind and then the second brother starts falling ill third brother completely normal fourth brother um

This is going to be intense. He murder suicides him and his girlfriend. And no one. He was fine. Like out of nowhere. Out of nowhere. And then these people live. Where do these people live? This was California, I believe. And then you're like, OK, that must be enough. Fifth brother's OK. Sixth brother.

starts losing his mind. Like it's, it's the most insane thing. And then the scariest part is that there's two daughters at the end who don't get sick. And one of the daughters has a kid and they're interviewing two of the guys that are still alive that are in like a mental hospital. Yeah. Like now. So years later. And, and,

the son of the girl says like i know my uncles have schizophrenia and i know that it got triggered by stuff and they said between 17 and 24 is when it gets triggered and the kids like i have so much anxiety that any day i'm gonna wake up and lose my mind and i just can't wait till i turn 24 and it's just like wait that's like so sad it's so sad so they're using the family for like research for dna and all that stuff but anyway it's not for the a light fun afternoon it's not for the week

what what is this on what max yeah streaming it's pretty intense also shout out i've been watching hacks um it's so good i've i've got behinds and now i'm getting back up on it it's so fucking good um we love you guys so much thanks for giggling with us and we'll talk to you later bye