Giggling about glambots, red carpets, and dressing rooms
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The people have chosen to listen to Giggly Squad because Paige was just on the carpet for the People's Choice Awards. Is there a podcast category? Apparently. I feel like there should be now. I feel like we're in an age where like podcasts should be a category at the Oscars. At least something for memes. Yeah. At least something for like the creatives.

No, Hannah. Okay, remember how I was saying like I could never do stand-up by myself because I shake when I walk out on stage? Yeah.

So my first like hit for E was where like the fans like sit and they were like announcing people and like celebrities were walking through and fans were like going crazy. But this was like before anyone even got on the carpet. So it was just like me and Aaron standing at like the beginning. There were a few gigglers in the crowd, which like did make me feel like less.

Less stressed better. And so I'm about to do like my first thing. And of course, like I know that I'm about to start shaking. So and I'm in heels and my knees literally start giving out like as I'm doing it. And I have like in my head, I'm like, plant your fucking feet, bitch.

So then I get done and I like my publicist was standing there and I was like, oh my God, how was that? Like I started shaking and she was like, wait, I thought like the wind was blowing because I was like, what's going on with her dress? And I was like, no, that was like just my body being like, whoa. This is a lot of adrenaline for a fucking Sunday. Why are we vertical? Why are we vertical?

No, but let's all like, let me just take a moment to acknowledge that people make jokes like, oh, Paige is in bed, whatever. I'm in bed too. But like, you're working your fucking ass off. This last week, you've been to every single place on earth, on every show, every outfit, glam every morning. It's really fucking difficult. I am Kourtney Kardashian right now. I literally can't get glam. Like, I can't.

But I do have to say when I first met you, you said I want to do correspondence on the red carpet for E. Yeah. And bitch did it. So where do we go now? I freaking did it. I freaking did it. You fucking did it.

Erin Lim was so nice and so cute. Shout out, Erin. It made me feel so comfortable. Well, she's a pro. No. She's been in the game. I literally was watching her do all of her interviews. And then when it was my turn, I just would copy whatever she did. Like, I literally was cheating the whole time. You go, hey, I'm Erin on the red carpet. Hi, I'm Erin Lim. Sorry, page of the Sorbo. It's so funny because when I used to work at ABC News,

While I was supposed to be working I was watching Aaron limbs like snapchat story like show and so like to meet her I like told her that but my favorite part on the red carpet was I'm like watching like the celebrities like walk in and so like I'm making eye contact with some of them and like I just like smile like to be nice and so there's a show on Netflix called Ginny and Georgia which I'm like obsessed with I binge it like in the first day it comes out and the main

girl on it who like plays the mom her name's brianne well georgia in the show like we lock eyes and i just like smile and she mouths like i love you and i'm like no i'm freaking out and then i got to interview her and it was just like such it's just like girls being girls like i felt like such a girl like girls i don't know but like i've never met in person like brie and

and grace from barstool like i've never met them in person but like we saw each other and it was like hi oh my god you look so pretty yeah so it was like it's funny when stuff like that happened beautiful red carpet girls bathroom where everyone's just like oh my god you look so good do you have to puke i'll do it in my hands i love you you're amazing you're worthy you're everything no literally that it's all drunk people are

In a bath. It's so fun to see people and if they also like know you from somewhere and you have these moments. But afterwards, I'm so fucking tired because I'm so lit up the whole time, like with the most insane adrenaline. Like, are you OK? No, I literally obviously like I immediately vomited when I got home.

Was it before or after the hot dog you posted? It was after the hot dog. And I literally, I felt so, I feel like I'm such a rebel. You know, like we're always fighting the good fight. And I was like, I'm in LA. I'm getting a fucking hot dog because I want one person to be like, do you know what's in a hot dog? But it was so, it was so good. But also when I got home, yeah, like,

I must have been so much more nervous than I let my brain realize because like the body come down of like, okay. And I did it and it's over and I don't have to think about it anymore. And like you, you crushed it. Like my whole body. I felt like I'm like sick today. Cause you were crushing it, but also my butt will like be so sore. Cause I'm clenching my butthole.

The whole time I'm standing and I don't realize it. And then I get home and I release my butthole and I'm just like, no, it's a full body workout. My butthole is so strong. My favorite DM of the whole night was Nana. What did Nana say? Nana was just like, I'm, I love the bang. Like, and I was just like, Nana. Cause Nana doesn't know how to lie. Yeah.

I don't know what Nana's last name is, actually. What is Nana's last name? DeLeo. Vera DeLeo. Shout out to Vera. She listens to every episode. I call her Nana. And then I'm like, wait, I should probably call her Mrs. And then I was like, no, but she's also my Nana.

But that's funny. I feel like that's you coming from a smaller town, how you like respect everyone's parents and you're like, hi, Mrs. D'Elia. Where like growing up in Park Slope, Brooklyn, everyone was like, what's your name? Greg. Like you would just call parents by their first name. It was crazy. Can you hear that? Sorry. It's like a car alarm going off. Shut up. I'm trying to podcast. No, I know.

So my favorite thing that Nana does is during every award show, she finds an old photo of a gown she wore and she posts it. And she looks better than like all the celebrities. And she, and she goes, period. She goes, good luck on the carpet. Trying so hard to not be me. Here's me from a wedding 20 years ago. You bitches could never just so fucking snatched. Oh, so iconic. We love you, Nana. Um,

No, iconic. But I'm in LA. You're in LA? Is there any other behind the scenes of corresponding for E on the red carpet that the Gigglers should know about? It's so funny because it's like anything that you've ever gone to in real life and you're like, wow, it looks a lot bigger on TV. Like, you know when you go to a professional baseball game and you're like, okay, they don't have to run that far. But on TV...

On TV, you're like, wow, that's so far. They're so good. And like in real life, you're like move faster. The picture is three feet from the mound. How do you miss? I'm like, I feel like the picture is not that in shape. Like that's interesting. So like everything looks so much bigger on TV. And so like really like the hosts are all like right next to each other. So it feels like.

It's just there's a lot of stimulation. Oh, that's crazy. Like, were you near Laverne? No, I was right next to her. Shut up. I feel like they're going to, like, a whole different planet when they go to a different person. The glam bot is probably the scariest thing I've ever encountered in my entire fucking life. Can we discuss? Can we discuss?

So on TikTok, if you go to TikTok live, it was a live of just people doing the glam bot. And I got like fixated on this. I saw like Brooke and Tana came through. So I was screenshotting and texting them. But like who thought that was a good idea? Who was like... A man. Who...

Maybe one out of a hundred people. I'm like, okay, that's kind of cool. Like their bang, their hair moved. But otherwise. You can only nail it if you have the body structure of Alex Earl. Like if not, like it's so awkward because it's so quick. And they're like, and look the hottest you've ever looked in right now. Sorry, you missed it. And no one can get a redo, right? No, it's one and done next person. And you're like, oh, okay.

My God. Like you don't, you forget how to stand. I'm going to say it right now. If I ever do the glam bot, I'm going to make the ugliest face on purpose. I don't feel like anyone's ever done that. And I don't know why. Cause I'm going to look, I'd rather look ugly, trying to look ugly and be like, hi, you can get me.

I got myself. Yeah. No, that's because I would blink for sure. And it's just like blinking or just, oh my God. Yeah. No, a man definitely thought of that. I got one piece of advice before I did it from Robin girl, boss town. She said, keep your eyes open and shut your mouth. And I was like, I feel like a lot of people have said that to me before. You got two things that are very difficult for me. Very difficult. Yeah.

I'm like, it's not what I live by, but I guess for one second, it's fine. Wait, shout out Girl Boss Town. Also, I didn't realize, normally with a carpet, people are like, you're walking on, you wait your turn, but this one, people had to make like a whole entrance? Like a WWE wrestler? No, it was so crazy because...

every time a celebrity would come in, fans would go insane. So like I was in the middle of an interview and then all of a sudden it was just like, I couldn't hear them. So I was like, I had to just watch their mouths move. And when they stopped talking, like then I would start going. Like I was the inside of my brain.

I felt like squirrel. What was your hardest interview moment? My hardest interview moment was with Laney Wilson because she was easily the most famous person that I interviewed and I was the most nervous to interview. And when it was like the director was like, count two down, like three, two. And then honestly, he skips one and he just like starts...

like moving his hand like you're already late and the prompter didn't correct yeah from from me introducing Real Housewives of Beverly Hills to then introducing Lainey Wilson so your enemies are out to get you no my enemies were in full they had one in that moment my enemies were there and they had one and I gave it to them and on live I go it's wrong and then it's just my face and I'm like

and so i felt so fucking bad because she was probably like this dumb bitch and then it threw me all off i forgot like all my questions and so then i just went into what i know and i was like how'd you pick this out honestly probably better that reminds me of when i mispronounced luanne de la seps in the beginning of an hour podcast and i couldn't get it off my mind for the rest of the time but i do have to say thank god that's a scary person to not how

How much did you use the cards? Because like you don't want to look down to the cards and then you have a teleprompter. The cards for me were a prop. I felt like they looked good with my outfit. They made me more news presenter Barbie. They do look like you knew how to read. Yeah, they were like page. Cards are upside down again. I was like, sorry. I was just going to say something and I forgot. Knowing how I deal with nerves, I would forget every celebrity's name.

If there wasn't a teleprompter, Beyonce could come up and I'd be like, fuck, it starts with a B. No, it's actually so funny because before we started, one of the executives came into my trailer and was just like, you know, good luck. And she was like, be yourself. And I was like, roll.

Right about that. When you say be yourself, what version are you referring to? And I was like, are you talking like full Giggly Squad page or like page you went to college for broadcast journalism? Read the teleprompter correctly. And she was like, OK, definitely not full Giggly Squad page.

Because this is network. And she was like, somewhere in the middle. And I was like, okay, great. I think it's streaming on YouTube, so they'll be fine. I'm like, okay, so don't drop the F-bomb. Got it. Which, honestly, harder than it sounds. No, that's amazing. So fucking hard.

Who were you surprised that you like vibed with? I love how I'm now interviewing you so hardcore right now. I love it so much. I was actually very nervous to interview, which I don't know why because I had met her one time before, JWoww and Mike the Situation. And I think I was nervous because like... I've never met JWoww.

or small town italian girl no i was starstruck i was like no you guys are my brad and jen so i was like very nervous about that but jenny is so fucking nice no i love her she actually made me feel so much more comfortable like when she was stepping onto like the platform

form yeah before like we started going because she was like oh my god i'm so excited for you so like that made me feel really comfortable so it was fun interviewing them so i think they were like one of my favorites it is funny how like a little thing like her just smiling towards you yeah can make the whole interview better where like a little thing like them not making eye contact you'll be like they hate me they hate me no that's so true because like

Here's the thing. Everyone's living like their own journey and like coming up with their own conspiracy theories in their head. A perfect example of that happened. So there was this like one producer that was standing on the floor and she was kind of like had a headset on. She was kind of like directing like celebrities like where to go next and whatever. And she was so perfect.

that like I couldn't stop looking at her like as she's doing her job. And I was like, wow, this girl probably thinks I'm insane because we keep like locking eyes and I'm just staring at her. But in my head, I was like, this girl should be on the red carpet. Like she is so pretty. And so then at the end of the show, we're like standing next to each other and I turned to her and I was like, sorry, I was literally staring at you the whole time because you're so pretty. And she was like, okay, I thought you were staring at me.

Because you were like, what is this girl doing? Like she looks insane. And I was like, no, you made that up about yourself. But like I do the same thing. And just admire you. You probably had like slightly stressed face on given the situation. And then you were staring at her and you weren't giving like pleasant. No, we know what I look like. Yeah, we know. I didn't want to say it. But also you straight up hit on her. No. You go, hey, I don't want to bother you, but I've been staring at you across the room.

I was like one second away from being like, where's my hug? Why aren't you smiling, babe? You've been working all night. You didn't smile once. You got a man? No, I hate myself. That's so exciting. But I think the reason why I like to watch award shows is because you never know what's going to happen in those like chaotic, crazy moments of like celebs and those quick back and forths and then like them on the red carpet and stuff.

Yeah. It was very, very interesting. I'm so proud of you. I think. Thank you so much. I think like the gigglers at this point, like they manifest it and they just like, no, like I feel like they just know they're like, yeah, obviously. No, all the gigglers in my DMs like were so fucking nice. And I feel like that energy like really does make a difference in the universe. You know? Yes. And so I was like, honestly,

Honestly, I felt like at one point I was like, just act like you're doing a Giggly Squad live. There are possibly more people at your Giggly Squad live show than are watching right now, so chill out. But literally, in situations I'll be insecure, but I'll just tell myself, I know there's at least one giggler watching and enjoying this. Yes. And I'm fine. It's like in the Taylor Swift documentary, she's like, no one out there actively hates you. Yeah.

Don't be dead. No, the gigglers are fucking everything. I have to bring this to someone's attention because it's all over my for you page. What?

have you seen the thing where the girl has the 50 part series called who's the who the man i married like who is this man i married no is it okay is it a is it done or is it still going no it's done she posted the final part it's 50 parts so she wrote a novel i obviously watched them all i don't think people know that you can watch tiktoks on two times speed because like

i got through that how do you do that hannah the little like share button on the right hand side you click that and then like swipe all the way over and it says like playback speed and you can click two times or you just hold down on the right side of the screen and it plays it two times wait that's so important because there have been so many moments where they're like this is the secret to living a happy life and i've been like i can't fucking wait any longer to go the next no

I actually got nervous the other day because I realized like I watch a lot of TikToks on two times speed, which means my attention span is getting less and less. A literal squirrel. A cricket. Which means I identify with Gen Z more and more, which is terrifying. Welcome to the crew. So you watch her series. So I watch this literal short limited series. Yeah.

It's all about this woman who married this man, was with this man for a year, and every single thing he told her was a lie. And she had to put the pieces together, contacting, like, family members, like...

So many things in the universe like happened for her to find this stuff out. Like it was not a coincidence. It is so insane. This man would lie about like things that like you also like didn't even need to lie about. And she was like, some people were like giving her a little bit of shit of like,

Why are you, like, airing all your dirty laundry and, like, all this stuff? And she said something where she was, like, I don't consider myself stupid. And, like, there is part of me that, like, believed certain lies because I wanted to believe it. But, like, I needed to put this whole thing out because women go through this all the time. And she was, like, I never had in my life have I come in contact. She was, like, I've come in contact with a compulsive liar, but never...

a pathological liar who lies about every single thing. And it's so textbook. And I do feel like girls go through it so much but can't compare it to anything. Mm-hmm.

it's just an insane series if you have a free 48 hours i suggest you watch it because it takes so long no her doing that it's like she figured something out and she wants to potentially help someone else figure something out but also you don't want every girl for like a guy to be like oh i'm gonna go get a sandwich and they're like are you

like you become super paranoid you literally never know I did date a guy in high school which like I don't even think that counts but like he was so charming so funny but he lied about everything but I thought he was funny like I'd be at a party and someone come up to me be like his dad's a priest and I'd be like no don't just like no and then he'd be like yeah or he he put a celebrity's name like in his phone and be like yeah I text like him all the time but

But it was always like to like random people, like not to me, but it's like if they'll do the little stuff, they'll do the big stuff. And then he was like lying about what college you got into. And I knew someone at the college and I was like, did he visit your college and like meet you guys? And they were like, we've never heard of him. And I was I called him. I was just like, yo, are you like, did you really go to that college? And he was like, I did. And I was like.

okay like i've had fun knowing you but like this is weird and then i went to college here's the thing about lying i forget so there's just no way i would be able to keep it up like i'm if it's not something i care about i'm forgetting it like i'm putting it out of my brain at the end of the day i get in trouble for being too honest and if that's how i go that's how i go okay if that's how i go that's how i

Because at least at the end of the day, I can say I was honest. And if the truth hurt too much, the truth hurt. But who am I to change the stars? No, pathological liars are... Honestly, they're smarter than me. They get off on it. Yeah, that was the other part. He would lie and she was like, I think he would actually get off on me getting excited about something. No.

knowing like I'm that's never gonna actually happen she's never gonna actually get this like new car that I told her I'm buying for her because I think lying is my biggest pet peeve like I think it's my number one I just think sometimes it can be it can be scary because it's like oh

You're lying. I don't even have anything to do with the reason why you're lying. There's something in your brain that's not computing correctly. And that's scary to me. Like my, honestly, my biggest fear is the human brain. Like it's so...

It's so scary what it's capable of. And like just the fact that there's something that like doctors are like, yeah, we don't know a lot about. Yeah. And it's like that pathological lying is just like a is a couple steps away from serial killer. It's like all connected.

but like there was a slight breeze when you were six that like hit a nerve that didn't turn you into like Jeffrey Dahmer. It's very, and then you wonder like, do you have empathy for someone who's like a serial liar because it's like not their fault. It's like clearly a, clearly there's something wrong. Yeah. Like, yeah. Can it be fixed in therapy? So anyway, I mean this, this is way above, um, above our pay grade. No way above our pay grade.

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I am going to argue with you. Okay. Even though I shouldn't. What I'm going to do in 2024, and tell me if I'm wrong, I want to bring ties back. Neckties. I love it. The thing is, it's very hard to pull off, but like next Giggly Squad episode, I want to have like a button down with a tie and just see the vibe. Okay. Can I say something? Yeah. I pulled a dress and an outfit. This like tweed dress outfit.

And I was like, oh, that would be really cute if you put like a button up on and a tie with it. And like if you had to like go to a meeting, but you have to get a dress that's like, and I'm sure they have them on Macy's. Like you have to get a dress that's like a little bit lower neckline so you can see the tie.

I think it's like Nostalgic Because like Avril Lavigne did it Like we didn't do it When she was doing it We were like That's fun for her But I can't pull it off It was very skater then And now I feel like It can be Now it's like chic Well that's like preppy It's like prep school vibes Yeah It's like

Oh, we went to a private school. It's also giving, like, 80s businessman, like... It's also giving Barbara Walters. Yes. So I think I'm going to do that. But I also do... I love a dress. I think you should be able to wear dresses any season. I also... Talking about the preppy vibe, like, Calvin Klein and Ralph Lauren is on Macy's, on the Macy's app. And they have a lot of, like, really classy stuff. No, Ralph Lauren...

I've always been really scared of it because I'm like, I don't know if I'm that preppy. But now that like it's the old money aesthetic, it's very Sophia Richie. And you can mix high and low. Like it doesn't have to be all prep. And also, let's just be honest. Sometimes like picking out an outfit is exhausting. So like knowing that like, oh, I have this really cute dress. I can throw tights on with it or I can do like a knee high boot. Yeah. You don't even have to figure out pants. Do you know Macy's also has mango on it? Yeah.

No, I love it so much. Most of the stuff I get is from Mango on Macy's because then Mango won't have it. Yeah. And Macy's does. Yes. And I love how they organize. Like you can see what's like trending. Yeah. What's contemporary and what's like. Yeah. It's not just like all the dresses in one spot. I get very overwhelmed. I can't shop like physically go in a shop. I'm like, I don't understand the rules. I don't know what's happening. I don't want to talk to people. Yeah. I need to go home.

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Speaking of my looks, I know the only reason why I can't be a supermodel is because when I'm walking through the crowd, like do my walk. If I made eye contact with like a friend, I'd do something stupid. Like if you were at a runway show and I was sitting in the crowd.

So if they said, Hannah, gun to your head. You cannot make a face when you walk down this red carpet. Even if you lock eyes with someone you know, you have to keep focused. There's photographers. You have to keep your face calm. I'll say, shoot me. Shoot me right now.

because there was a video of like irena um she's the one of the famous ones irena shake yes arena shake she was walking and she's listening to this being like okay notice no i didn't want to mispronounce it which

Wait, we didn't even fucking talk about we'll go back to it. Rita Ora being a giggler. But yeah. Oh, my God. Everything's happening. So she she sees her friend who's recording the video and she gives like this little cute smirk and keeps walking. And I go, that was classy. That was cute. That's not in me.

I would I would be like holding in like laughter I'd be like I would I would like do like a piece I would do something stupid but that's like me with crowd work I'll be like don't say something to that man in the front with a stupid hat don't say it don't say it don't say it and then I have to say it in front of a thousand people so anyway I don't have the self-control what is it what is it about though like when you're not supposed to laugh no that shit like really no I'm

so funny like it's it's a feeling here's why it's such a good feeling it's so wrong but it feels so good like it's like a q-tip no there's no laugh like like okay i went to a catholic school my entire life so every friday oh we would have to go to chapel and so you would go to chapel with your class the way me and you would have been evicted from heaven

No, I never fucking got in trouble in school except for in chapel. I was like, look, guys, you can't put me in a silent room with my friends and not burst out laughing. I wasn't going to laugh, but now that I'm not allowed to laugh, suddenly I need to laugh. I have to. No, I have to. And it's a feeling that people like I feel like don't get to experience enough in adulthood. I have to tell a story.

There was this like company that wanted to get on the phone to talk to us and they wanted to see if me or you were available. You were not available. So I was like, I'll take it. Actually, I don't think we asked you. I was like, I'll just do it. I don't even remember. Yeah, I don't remember. So I'm on with Grace and they were like, this is really important. We have to talk to Hannah. And they're like just not saying anything important. Yeah.

And I was like, that's fine. And then like 10 minutes go by and they're like still talking and I can feel grace next to me.

I can feel her holding a laugh. Wait, are you in person or you're on a Zoom? I'm sitting with Grace on a Zoom and I could feel her, like I'm looking at her face through the Zoom next to me and she has her hand kind of over her mouth and I think she's laughing knowing that I'm thinking like, why the fuck did they make this a big deal when like they're not, like this could have been an email type thing. So she starts doing the shigs and I'm like, oh no, you're not. No.

So then I do like the cough thing. And then I say, sorry. You just have to let a little out, you know? It's like. Yeah. No, if anyone knows Hannah and like knows when she's uncomfortable, her telltale sign is a fake cough. Like, I feel like there have been situations where I've looked at you and been like, I can't believe you just pulled the fake cough out right now. Are you fucking kidding me?

that was one there was one time in this time right now in this economy no grace is so fucking funny we were in the car on our way to the people's choice awards okay it's like 9 a.m we're going to hair and makeup and she turns to me and she goes like people think you're a bitch but you and you are and i was like good morning she meant that as a compliment

Yeah. And she goes, no, no, this is a compliment. You're a bitch at the right time. And she's so wise. She's like our Yoda. Yeah. Thank you so much. She's like, you're a bitch when it's important to be a bitch, but you're actually really nice. It's like,

Or like you gaslight people to think you're going to be such a bitch that when you're slightly not, they're like, you're incredible. No, I literally walked in. Literally, we got out of the car, walked into the trailer and I was like, my assistant just called me a bitch. So no, I was recently with her and someone like a giggler came up to me and I was like, oh, my God. Hi, love you. And then Grace said something in the conversation. I go, oh, by the way, this is Grace. The girl, her mouth dropped. She goes, you're Grace. Like,

Fully freaks out. I think she actually shoved me, shoved me away and was like, this is the Grace, like the Grace. And I was like, yeah, OK, Grace, just standing on business. Anyway, shout out to Grace. She's the now I'm obsessed with. She's our CEO.

Also, I... My mom yelled at me. What? Wait, last thing about Grace. My mom yelled at me because she was like, what are you guys going to do tonight? This was like Saturday night. And she was like, what are you going to do tonight? You should really take Grace out to dinner. And I was like, Grace wants to get in the bed and not see me until tomorrow. And that's what I want to do. And she was so mad at me. Like, I thought that I was like being mean to Grace. I was like, Grace doesn't want to hang. I mean, you're like, yeah, I'll get delivery to her room. Yeah. Anything she wants. I was like, don't worry.

Yeah. Anything she wants. I did torture Grace, though, last week because I'm doing like a comedy set at Orange Theory. And they were like, we want you to roast Orange Theory. And like, I haven't done Orange Theory in a while. And they're like, can you come to a class? And I was like, only if Grace comes with me. Yeah.

So Grace... No, and that's definitely an HR violation. So I thought it was... I don't think you can legally make your employees work out. I did it to her before with her about yoga, but I'm like, Grace, it's fun. Like, it's like we're being healthy. She's like, yeah. And then we get there. There's a heart monitor thing. Dying. And then I'm dying. And we're both like at the red. Part of working for Giggly Squad is taking a stress test because...

We're anxious girlies. We need to know where you're at. The worst part about this was I also peer pressured her to eat a full bagel. No. She met me at my place. That's insane. And at 10 a.m., I'm Italian, so I go, what do you want to eat? Like, we need breakfast. Wait, she told me this. She did.

I have no self-control when it comes to like, if I'm craving something, I don't care what's going on around it. Like I'm eating that fucking food. And sometimes I crave healthy stuff and sometimes I don't. And I said, we're getting an everything bagel with scallion cream cheese. She said she wanted it untoasted, which... Interesting. I actually, I didn't want to, I don't judge. I support women in the arts, but I was like, why? And she was like, I don't like when the cream cheese melts. And I'm like, it doesn't, I mean, I get it, but like... It doesn't...

melt it gets a little toasty so i was like okay psychopath so she's already like i was confused and then we ate it all already on thin ice we get to orange theory immediately we're like the bagel is a bad choice what i i thought gonna take it easy on me because i was like there for research

No, they started doing like a competition. And I didn't even know the rules of the competition. But I'm like, Grace, we have to win this competition. And she's like, the bagel was in my throat. Is it you guys running on a treadmill? Where is the heart monitor? Okay, so they put a heart monitor around your arm. And then you see everyone's name and their heart rate. No. No. That's the thing.

you want your heart rate to be like green or red. It means you're working yourself hard enough. But during the warmup, ours was like red because we're out of shape. And then I started to cheat obviously. So then my heart rate got really low. And the guy came up to me who was teaching the class and he was like, is your thing on correctly? And I'm like, no, I'm fucking slacking because I'm going to puke and it's embarrassing.

So anyway, no, I had to row school anymore. I'm not showing my work. No, no, no. How did you get to four miles on the treadmill? Show your work. Fuck you. I know. I hated it in school. I'm not doing it in real life. Like you're not seeing my heart monitor. I have a violation. Like,

Wait, show your work? I'm so triggered by you saying that. I'm going to start saying that to people. Show your work. Show your work. It's so triggering. Honestly, if you think that your boyfriend is cheating on you and he says he got from point A to point B, show your work. Because I do not believe you. I do not believe that you did not cheat. Show your work. My favorite is when you finally get in that moment where the teacher is like...

there's no fucking way you got from this to this how did you get there and you have to try to explain or when you would show your work and it was different but you still got the right answer and it was like half off is this russia are you fucking kidding me i still got the same answer but i did the rest of my head

I did the rest of my head. I was like, I couldn't see that far on the person next to me's paper. Wait, whatever happened to, like, being effortless? Why do I have to show my work? What if I'm just an effortless queen? Also, like, how many teachers out there are, like, so pissed when they were like, you're not going to have a calculator on you as an adult? And it's like, guess again, bitch. We have chat GBT. People have chat GBT. Like, nowadays, I...

That's like what the kids use. I mean, it's crazy. No, it's so good that I'm not in school when like these cheating. Yeah, you would have been in jail. The way the kids are cheating these days. They're cheating next level. I would have been running Ponzi schemes. Yeah. Like it would have been too intense. But it's also like, okay, then when they have to go in the real world and they have to put together an email, they're going to use chat DBT anyway. So like at the end of the day, it's like grammar, like grammar.

it's the world's evolving but the thing is chat gbt it gets it wrong like 15 of it is always like wrong i feel like yeah and with comedy like you can put in like hannah burner joke and it'll say like actually i want to put it in i just downloaded it this last week because my little cousin told me about it whenever i'm on facetime with craig

I'm like, let's like write things into chat GBT and see what it says. Wait, so funny. So he said, Hannah, I'll write Hannah burner joke. This is the rest of the podcast. This is all we do. Hannah burner joke. Write a Hannah burner joke. See, I already, it's confused me. Write a Hannah burner joke. What if this is my next special? It's all chat GBT jokes and everyone's like, okay. I love it.

why no if you it'll give you like a bio on yourself too yeah why did the cell phone break up with this charger because i found another connection that was more energized than being plugged in it's like tinder free electronics okay so it's doing like dating stuff but it's like the jokes don't hit right it also said that i was on below deck mediterranean in my summary it said what it said that i appeared on shows like summer house or below deck it's mediterranean

Oh my god, it just, oh my god, wait, it just shaded the fuck out of me. What'd it say? It said, if you're looking for a joke she's made, you might want to check out her social media. Keep in mind her humor may vary and be subject to personal taste and context. Okay, so our enemies work at ChatGVT and that seems fucking sus. You wanna?

Would they say that about a male comedian? Would they say that about a male comedian? Anyway, also. Oh, my God. Before I did Orange Theory, the night before, I was like, oh, I have an important, crazy workout class the next day. It's going to be intense. I ordered Indian food. No. I think sometimes I do it for the plot.

I'm like, yeah, you literally like to see what happens. It's the same mentality. Like when we work with a makeup artist we've never worked with before. You love the drama. You're like, have you ever done a cat eye? And they're like, no. And you're like, great. Let's try it. And then if it doesn't work out, I get upset. Like I get upset. Like I didn't make that happen to myself. Do I self-sabotage? No.

not like when things that matter yeah just like my makeup for every giggly no you do it for you do it for things that are like yeah it'll be fun to see what happens but nothing that would be detrimental when i know something's gonna be bad regardless i'm like let's eat indian food to just like make it even more exciting i remember being like oh i felt it all on the treadmill um but no orange theory was actually really fun

You're like, let me feel something. Anything. I just want to feel alive in this life. Also, what is your opinion, speaking of makeup, on mascara on the bottom lashes? I feel like this has been a long debate that no one's been talking about and we have to discuss it. Are people talking about this on TikTok? Not really, but I am.

Okay. I have a very strong opinion and I go one way. So I'm very interested to see if you're the same or opposite. When it comes to bottom mascara, I think it's an absolute necessary and a must. I think my eyes don't look complete without it. Do you not use it? You know what's so crazy, which is so on brand for us.

I never do bottom mascara. One, because I have, not to humble brag, I have like abnormally long lower lashes. Yeah, where like I'll do it and then it kind of gets everywhere. And then someone told me, like not to be ageist, that it can make you look older. Interesting. And like your eyes look less bright. And like I love looking older and wise and smart. And someone told me,

It can also make your eyes look smaller, especially if you do under eye liner. Yes, if you do under eye liner. To make your eyes look bigger, this is kind of crazy. You have to do liner in here. Oh, that's helpful for the listeners. Grace, clip this. In your waterline on the top. In your waterline on the top. You put, yes. On your top lid, in the waterline, you have to put black mascara in.

It is so crazy, the difference. It's what makes your eyes look like the fox, like doe-eyed. It just completely opens them. It's insane. But I guess I don't... Do you put a lot of mascara on them? No, I just like... But I have to touch it with the brush. Yeah, you have to touch it a little bit. Yeah. Yeah, I think I'm also just like a mess. Like it gets everywhere. Do you know... Do you remember... Well, you were an all-girls squirrel.

girl girl school we'd wear makeup and then by like the fifth period yeah like one eye i was scratching and like the makeup's everywhere and then the other eye like i go in the bathroom and i had a fucking like chunk of mascara like by my nose and i'm like how many periods i think in another crushes that i see in another lifetime we definitely were in high school together and

You would have loved. I know that you loved boys and like we're boy crazy, but you would have loved all girls high school. You would have thrived so much because not everyone loves an all girls high school. And I will say I had a very particular grade of women. Like we were unlike any other grade in our school. You loved your grade. I loved my grade. We never won a single event.

Not one time in all four years did we win anything when we competed against Iconic because we didn't care. We were like, sorry. And we all went out, you know, like we all partied. But the thing about like an all-girl school that you would have loved was like there truly was zero judgment when you showed up to school and like how you looked and how you took care of yourself during the week. Non-existent.

Like it was so like you rolled out, but I would have died if I went to school with men because I would have killed my mom for like my outfits every single day and like how I look. And I just know the outfits every day were like so important. The beginning of the school year, like the outfit you chose, like who are you this year? But it was like exciting. But I would argue that like a,

like catholic all girls school was like way more fucking boy crazy than like our school because we just go and you see all the guys and like so-and-so's dating so-and-so and like you have your crush that you like make eye contact with like once every three days maybe you see him you go on aim you hope he talks to you if there was a straight man anywhere on campus everyone knew about it when i was a senior in high school my favorite ex-boyfriend would like bring me lunch to school or like

put shit on my car or like whatever. And he was like a good looking like high school, you know, like he was like an attractive guy. Everyone would know when he was like in the parking lot, like people would come like come in during classes and be like Paige's boyfriend is here. Like it was like we could sniff it the fuck out.

No, but like I also know that like the all male schools, you guys would like live for the weekend and be like this school and that school is hanging out with that or like what dances you're going to. I like to think all girls high school kept me out of a little bit of trouble.

Yeah. You know, like because if there was a chance you could make out with a boy at your school, I would have been doing it. No. Yeah. You would have been trouble for sure. Because no. Yeah. I had a friend. She would like have sex. It was Manhattan. So she would leave the school. They would play hooky and go have sex in like the Whole Foods bathroom. No. In Lincoln Center. That's insane. I still had a terrifying mom.

but but like yeah no i i could see that the second i got a boyfriend he and he was a senior and so they were like didn't care about school i'd be like walking and they'll be like where you going and i'd be like class they'd be like no like hang out here with us so like i started like skip class because like my boyfriend was there you know it's crazy we're in our 30s

Do you know sometimes the gigglers, I think a lot of them know, but then some of our younger gigglers forget. And then they'll hear that I'm 32 and they'll be like, they'll feel gaslit. Like they'll be like, what? No. You guys, age is made up. Sometimes I'll hear someone say my age and I'll be like, how fucking dare you? No, I'm not. No, but I think times have changed. I think, you know, everyone's like, oh, 40s, the new 50s. Like, I really think...

oh my god i had this idea like we're the first generation of old people that are going to be like good at technology yeah we're the first generation who like grew up with it grew up having like there'll be new technology that we'll be confused about of course like even chat gbt but like of course we're the first generation that like will pull out of iphone and be like and like no social media so like i think it's going to keep

I find us to be an adaptable. We're an adaptable generation. Okay, big word. Like throw it at us and we're going to vibe with it. Okay, big word.

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We, we totally forgot to talk about the Today Show and Rita Ora. Spill the fucking beans. Honestly, what a day to be there. I'm like, guys, the drama follows me. I didn't ask.

for this so i'm do you know things no honestly couldn't have been more oblivious you were like i was just staring at myself in the mirror i didn't even know jenna wasn't supposed to co-host with hoda like i didn't even know it was like a special guest host i am they put me in the same green room every time like i don't even know where these other alleged green rooms are like i've never even seen them

It's so funny because that day there was a lot of there were a lot of like A-list celebrities there. And when I walked in, one of the girls who was like working said, oh, like we have this curtain that you can sit behind if you need like your own space. And I just kind of looked at her and I was like, oh, I don't need like my own space. Like I don't have to sit behind this curtain. Like it's OK. Like she just puts a towel over your head.

She's like, the celebrities don't want to see you right now. You go, I'll just close my eyes. No, like they've never offered me my own space before. So I was like, I don't need it. Maybe they were triggered by something that happened. Yeah. So I'm like, oh, it's okay. Like you can give it to someone else or something. Like I'm fine just like sitting on this like bench here. Like I'll just wait.

So I'm sitting back there. My models who I'm dressing are back there changing. I then see and then everyone who's in that hour who's like a guest is in that room. So there was like a woman who was doing like a cooking thing like and we're all sitting there and it's the room I'm always in. So many segments. So many segments.

And so when I got there, there were so many paparazzi and I'd never seen that before. So in my head, I was like, oh, my God, someone like crazy must be doing the Today Show. So when I walked in, everyone was like, oh, J-Lo was here earlier. And then I'm sitting there and I see Rita Ora walk in and I got so starstruck because one, I didn't expect her to be as tall as she is. Like she's...

gorgeous like she's gorgeous on tv but in person she's gorgeous and like the way she walks she's very elegant you just like immediately look wait i actually saw her once when i was like bartending an event like yeah seven years ago and she was walking and everyone's staring at her and yeah she had this long ponytail and she her energy was fucking like star power yes yes she gives off energy of like i control this whole room and i haven't even said a word like

And I love her fashion. Yeah, she looked really good. So I see her walk in and go to the back where the dressing rooms are, where my models are getting changed and she's getting like touched up. Then I see her and it's like 30 minutes until like my hour starts, like the 10 o'clock hour.

So then I see like producers coming in like five minutes before the show is about to start. And then all of a sudden, like Rita Ora is on the camera. And then I hear people being like talking about Kelly Rowland. And I'm like, oh, I didn't even know she was supposed to co-host. And no one said anything like to me. And in my head, I was like, oh, I would have stepped in. And I said it to one of the producers. And she just like looked at me and she was like, yeah, we went with Rita Ora. And I was like.

Wait, so they were saying Kelly Rowland had to drop out. Yeah, they I like couldn't hear. But they were but they were like, well, Rita, do it.

And I and Rita was she was supposed to be there for just a segment. Yeah, she was there like getting interviewed. And then they were like, hey, will you stay? And she was like, yeah, sure. And so then she did it. Were you told that you were going to be interviewed by Kelly Rowland originally? No, I had no idea. Oh, yeah. So you're in the dark. You have a towel on your head. I'm still standing behind the curtain, like waiting for my name to be called.

Wait, so for people who don't know, Paige goes on the Today Show. And then a couple hours after, everyone's saying Kelly Rowland storms out of the...

today's show because she didn't like her dressing room. Yeah. Um, but then if you look at the comments, people were not having it. Like people were like, how dare you like spread this filth about Kelly Rowland? She's an angel. She's perfect. We're obsessed with her. No way. The fans were not having the Kelly Rowland, um,

Slander. Wow. Okay, so I don't know. Here's the other thing that's like the crazy part. I don't even know what dressing rooms they're talking about. Like where even are these elusive dressing rooms? And I can't imagine. Well, where's like Hoda? I have no idea.

Wait, it is giving real housewives, though, when you walk in and the bedroom's kind of smaller than the girl next to you and you're like, can I talk to the manager? Here's the other thing. I've never been to the Today Show where they've had that many really big stars. At the same time. J-Lo, Kelly Rowland, and Rita Ora is an insane lineup in general. Well, I hope that whatever happened with Kelly, she's okay. I hope everyone's recovered. Yeah.

And I hope the biggest takeaway was that Rita Ora is a giggler.

oh yeah so how did you figure that out so when i first sat down i like rita or like says hi like so nice like a normal person and i was like okay but this isn't a normal person so she's british like that's cool that's cool that means she's like eyebrow comedy yeah and so i just like i was just like oh my god i'm the biggest fan ever and she was like oh my god like giggly squad i listen

And so I wasn't even going to say anything because we hadn't started like going yet. So then when they introduced me, I said to her, like, everybody's just treating you so normal and I'm over here like so starstruck. And then it was Hoda who by nature, I feel like feels like a giggler said, oh, and Rita said she listens to your podcast. So she's the one that called it out, which is a girl's girl. And so then I was just like my in my head the whole time was I can't wait to tell Hannah. Yeah.

No, I know. You texted me and Grace and we were like, and I think we were together laughing on that Zoom call. Also, no, you're so right. Hoda gives Giggler energy. She gives Giggler for sure. She's wearing all leather, like all black leather. I was like, I feel like we're soul sisters. I have a conspiracy theory now because we've heard a couple rumors about certain celebrities that listen to Giggly Squad. So then in my delusional head, I'm like,

Oh, it's the podcast that the celebs listen to. No, like I feel like if we still had E! True Hollywood Stories, we would be referred to as the podcast of the stars, you know? And it's what makes it so interesting. When Kim K goes to get her vampire facial, she turns on Giggly Squad. And the craziest part is like we've never had a guest ever in our life. Like I don't even count Trevor as a guest because he's a boy. I was like, do we even call this a podcast? Yes.

What is this weird thing? Who knows what this is? Also, people didn't like say it, but like I feel like Haley listens. Haley Bieber. People are saying it with their eyes. Like they're saying it with their energy. My mom listens.

Nana's still got it listens And that's my Hailey Bieber That's your Hailey Bieber Oh my god Well you're fucking doing so much out here Why did you write Pilates my neck my back My pussy and my crack Why did I write Pilates my neck my back Are they hurting?

Oh, no. I must have written this down when I was in like a like health hour of my life. Oh, to help your neck and your back. Yeah. If there are any like because I feel like I've talked about my chiropractor and on Giggly Squad and a lot of gigglers have gone to him. He's on 26th and 5th. His name is Dr. Kang. K-A-N-G. But whatever. I am obsessed with him.

But I always have neck and back pain. And I've, I'm not kidding. I've only done like eight Pilates classes. I feel like already it has so improved my back and my neck pain that I'm like actually in shock. Sorry, whenever you say neck and back, I just hear a little kid. My neck and back.

stop making everything dirty. We're combining Pilates and hip hop yoga here. Okay. Oh my God. So if the girlies are nervous to start working out, me and Hannah have just started. So start with us. We're in the beginning of our journey. I love how it took us four years to be like, guys, maybe the whole like move your body and make you feel better. Maybe there's something to it. Maybe they're onto something. But you know, it's crazy. You've,

invited sierra but you've never invited me to do pilates and i thought that was like you know our history with the wedding and like you know what's funny i went to pilates the other day and i didn't invite sierra and then but she was there no but i was i was walking in i was like wait what if she's here you both and i didn't invite her and then i was like but then that would mean she didn't invite me either so we are even bitch so

Like I had a fake fight with Sierra at Pilates the other day. You both are like Spider-Mans pointing at each other. I want to ask Grace to go to hip hop yoga, but I'm afraid that there's like a weird power dynamic where she feels forced to go.

Let's let her come to us. Yeah. Let's let her ask us. I would love if you came to Pilates because I want to come to a hip hop yoga. Okay. Well, now you're coming into my territory. And we'll see what happens. I think it'll be hilarious. We'll give a review for people don't know. Imagine if we opened a workout studio, like the Giggly Squad workout studio. And there's a nap section. It's like sleeping pods. You can come and get like stretched and then take a nap.

you can also turn around if you want to and we won't charge you there's like lasagna in a vending machine it's like take it on your way out it's like comforting isn't that just lifetime fitness wait no there is a gym in albany there's a plant of fitness in albany and they would order pizza every friday and i know i was like pizza this is such a weird collab

very italian no i know also in terms of watching stuff yeah doesn't are watching this thing called the killing but like it's nor it's people are from denmark they speak i don't know i've been watching eight episodes and i don't know what language this is but i'll tell you it's not english

Wait, have you watched any Love is Blind? I do have to say, even though I can't watch reality TV because I'm triggered, that's the show I would watch because it's good. But they torture them. If you're going to dive into it, this is definitely the season to dive into. Really? Because they nailed it with the casting. Really? Like last season and the season before, I didn't even finish because if the casting isn't spot on, the whole show is a sham. Yeah.

And this year they're casting...

perfection it's so good I feel like the producers for sure must get in their ears in terms of they know like oh if this guy picks this girl it's gonna be fucking epic yeah like oh my god the way they definitely upped their reality TV producing this season and then they all hang out still afterwards when they're all like technically married no they literally like all go on vacation and

And like meet up and then they see what everyone looks. Well, they see what all the couples look like. I actually met, you know, Giannina from the first season. So she's with Blake from The Bachelor. And they're having a baby. Yep.

I was going to say they were going to have a boy or a girl, but then I forgot what they were having. And so I didn't want to mess it up. So then I forgot how to talk. But they are with child. But Blake has a special place in my heart because I was going through some hard times with reality TV. And he went through like an insane thing with The Bachelor. And he ended up posting screenshots to show like that he wasn't like this person they were trying to like. Yeah. We had this like moment where he was very...

It's hard because it's such a specific experience and he was just like very insightful and I love him for that. And she's like so sweet and she's sweet. She's funny. She's beautiful. So I'm she they come to my show in Denver. Yes, I saw that. And she made a comment like, oh, don't judge me by the show. And I'm like, bitch,

That show was so insane. The fact that you ran away on the altar was the most sane thing that happened. The fact that you didn't want to marry a guy you met through a wall four days ago, that was completely sane of you. You were the only sane one. If someone says don't judge me like based on like I know I won't. I would never. No, but like she decided not to marry the guy she met for like six days and they made it seem like she was like insane. I go.

God, she didn't marry that man. But the whole concept of love is blind. Like for you to be like, yeah, that's a girl I've fallen in love with her voice and her spirit or whatever the fuck it is. And then they expect you to have to like stay with them four seconds later when you see someone hot, like it's genius. Yes.

Because it's like also you didn't fall in love with each other. The thing that I am like most curious about is I would love to know how I how my like intuition would perform during that. Like if I heard someone's voice and I pictured what they looked like, I would love to like see if I was like way off or like spot on. We know that you are a witch.

You like ugly people sometimes. I sure do. So like you are trying to, you try to find something that's funny and gets you like, you'd be perfectly happy with that experience. I'd be so good on Love is Blind. If he came out and he was 5'4", I would start sobbing. I'd be like, you fucking produce him.

You'd be like, my enemies are producers on this show. And that is clear today. And that has been made abundantly clear. Then you have to lie to producers. You have to be like, I want a short man. I want him to be gay. I want a gay short man. Not again. Please don't put that in my atmosphere again. But also, I could fall in love with a wall. Like, I would just be laughing at my own jokes. They'd be like, Hannah, it's a different person. I'd be like, what?

What are you talking about? No, it would be very interesting. One guy with a low voice, I'd be like, he gets me. Wait, did you come with me that one time I did like the blind dating at Soho House?

No. Were we even friends? Okay. One time my friend made me do this thing at Soho house where they were like performing. This was like this actually. Yeah. This was like way before summer house. And he was like, will you do this for me and be like one of the girls that like picks like the one of the three guys. And I was like, okay. So I did it. And I like was so nervous. I wasn't even listening, listening to what like the guys said. So I like it was over and like I picked one of them.

And afterward, I went up to him and I was like, hey, like, obviously, like, we don't have to hang out. Like, if you don't want to. But like, all my friends are like, gonna have dinner. And like, you're more than welcome to come with us. You're like, but my parents are having dinner. This man wanted nothing to do with me. And I was like, and that's fine, too. Like, have the best night. But the guy sitting in the front row, like, I ended up meeting and I slept with him for like five years.

Wait, that's... And so the turn of events was wild. It comes back to you never know where you're going to be. You never know. Where someone is going to vibe with you. But the thing is, when love is blind does work, you're like, oh my God. Yeah. Like that cute couple with Cameron, whatever his name is. Okay, maybe I'll give it a try. Give it a try. I actually am watching the best show ever on Amazon Prime. What?

It's called Belgravia. It's like one of my period pieces and it's like 1800s London. It's so fucking good. Oh my God. You have such a wide range. I'll put it in the news letter. Did I say last week everyone has to watch Love on the Spectrum US season two? You didn't. It is so good. So fucking good. I would say like the first three episodes are good. It gets a little slow and then it ends good.

It's the cutest, most incredible stuff. And I follow all of them on social media. Yeah. And it's just like it's so insightful. I follow the one girl on TikTok. And some of them are such geniuses in such specific things. We're just fascinating how their brain works. And then seeing the parents and the family. Oh, it's just so good. The parents are really the best part.

One of the moms this season loves the camera. She's trying to move the story along. She's like, Connor, you're going to call that girl right now. Mom needs to make some money off this series, okay? And just to see the parents' perspective is so...

Or they'll be like, I didn't, I never, like, this relationship that their kid found had made them grow in ways they didn't anticipate. Or, oh, when they were four years old, the doctor said they would never speak. And now you're seeing them, like, on a full date having, like, an amazing time. It's just, like, Des cries the whole time. He cries the whole time. It's a really good show. Last note before we end, I'm starting to get, like, gray hairs.

Welcome to my life. No, I'm like, I'm not okay. Like they have different texture. It has a different texture and like it's more than just one and I'm like, stop. I keep plucking them. Apparently, apparently you're not supposed to pluck them. But I just feel like that's a myth.

Three summers ago, you went in my hair like a monkey. Yeah, I did. And you pulled out all my grays. Yeah, I did. And I loved it. And I don't think it's your fault, but the grays, they have main character energy. When they grow, they go, I'm here. I'm here. And they're like thick and they go straight up. No, it's really stressing me out recently. Like I get my hair colored very subtly, but then it's like every couple months you get colored or you might go get a glaze, a glaze or you'd be like Stacey London and

Hopefully your gray grows into that. One beautiful sweep side bang. Imagine I'm just like, my bangs are gray. Do you know what the gray is? Show? Knowledge. Wisdom. Experience. Wisdom. HPV.

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