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I mean, the day just got away from me. What's up, my grappling with our existence gigglers? That was one of my better ones. That's a good one. I thought of it this morning. I am grappling with my existence. You know, why like some weeks or just some days you're like so in your head? Yeah. You know what? This is probably wrong, but like I feel like I just have like low dopamine days. Okay, I've been on ADHD TikTok. Yeah.

But I used to like, you know, when you're feeling like shit and then you're like, I'm depressed, like I'm a depressed person. Now I'm just like, oh, I'm having a low dopamine day. And I just like lean in and Des will be like, are you OK? And I'm like, my dopamine is low. Like it's like my blood sugar is low. Now that I have my period again.

I've been like tracking all my. Oh, okay. Advent queen. Okay. Woman in STEM. Literally, I've been tracking like my mood. I'm normal one week of the month. Like it's not, it's actually not funny. Like, here's how it goes. I have my period. I'm done with it. Yeah. Then I'm normal for like that next week. Yeah. Then the following weekend, all I want to do is have sex. Then the following week after that, my boobs get huge. I'm in that phase right now.

Then I get my period the next week. Isn't it funny? I feel like we either all we want to do is have sex or all we want to do is not be touched. And there's like no in between. There's no in between. Like I actually, actually, actually, people are always like, oh, well, this is really more because I'm like so deep in Love Island. Like, oh, do you like a cuddle? Do you want like a cuddle? And it's like, as I get older, no, I don't. Like, I don't like cuddle. Do they mean like?

like fingering? No, I think they mean like snuggling in bed. And like, I don't know. And then I'm like, am I weird? But I'm like, no, we just had sex. Get the fuck away from me. Like, I need a couple minutes by myself. Separate beds. I feel like we'll be normalized in marriages. No, like bring back the 1950s when we like

We slept in separate beds and, like, basically had our own rooms. Honestly, go out and cheat on me all the time. I don't give a fuck as long as you're leaving me the hell alone. Because you're ever, like, ready to have, like, a great sleep, which is all the time, and then you hear your man's, like, snoring, and then you could just feel his body heat. Yeah. And you're just like, this would be so much better if...

And some women actually complain like, oh, men like fall right to sleep when their head hits the pillow. Good. Good. Shut your mouth. Give me the remote. Like, let me have 15 minutes.

After you fall asleep to decompress. What's your opinion on TVs in the bedroom? Love it. I think you're psychotic. I think my parents at a young age were like, no TV in the bedroom. So I thought that was a rule forever. I'm 32 years old and I was like, we can't have TVs in the bedroom. That's illegal. I think for someone who rots as much as you do in the bed, yes.

You have to switch up your little screen to the big screen to the medium screen. Like I can't just be little screen all day or I go insane. My problem actually my morning routine is so bad and I need to talk about it because I will finally get up which is you know a battle. And then I go to the couch where I can lay down. Yeah.

That's not really waking up. But in my head, I'm like, she's up. Yeah. But like you haven't started your day at all. And then you're like, next thing you know, it's 3 p.m. Right. For the past six months, I like haven't slept in. What do you do? I cry. Well, I've been...

going to bed earlier it turns out when you go to bed early you do wake up earlier which is like a crazy thing that's a pyramid scheme it's a literal ponzi scheme speaking of different screens i actually want to ask you this i know we're like starting out kind of dirty sorry kim um

When you watch porn, big screen or little screen? And do you think it's generational? Because for some reason, when I watch porn, I have to go to my laptop. That's, I think that's, okay. That's insane, but I feel like I can't even say that because what I'm about to say is even more insane. Oh, by myself on little screen. I'm on my phone. Okay. Oh, yeah. I thought, I forgot you have like a whole team involved. Okay.

Not gonna lie, this is a crazy story. I'm going to tell it because it's so good and it's never been told. And Craig like literally wouldn't let me tell it on the pod when it first happened because he was so traumatized by it. And I was like, this is one of the best stories ever.

So one time me and Craig were in his living room, okay? And we're on the couch. I don't know what was going on, but, like, we're like, we're going to have sex. So from his front door, you can see, like...

If you're like standing at the front door and like, you know how there's like little windows on the side of the door. Like if you peered in, you could see into the living room, like on the TV, but like no one's like coming up to your door, like whatever. We had this really weird phase where like every time we were having sex, someone would ring the doorbell, like at my apartment, like we had ordered something and I'm always like, oh my God, did they like hear us outside? But like, whatever. Yeah.

So we're sitting on the couch. We're having sex. Craig's like, oh, let's watch porn. But he puts it on the TV. Because you're in the living room. Because we're in the living room. And we just bought a frame TV. So why would we not use it? So...

Porn's happening on the TV. We're having sex. Doorbell rings his front door. We both look at each other like stop for a second. And I'm like, they'll go away. Like it doesn't matter. Like they'll go away. Craig's like, oh my God, no. Like it's definitely someone. We stop. He turns it off. The person had like walked away and Craig was like too scared to go to the front door. So he brings up his like ring camera. It's a little fucking kid selling candy. Oh my God.

Craig, for three days, was scared that his parents were going to come to the house and be like, what the fuck? My kid saw this on the TV. It was a Jehovah's Witness. And they were like, these people need to be saved immediately. No, this is so traumatizing. I'm like, you probably got nervous and read why. Wait, my favorite story that now we're just exposing things, but we're just tired. So this is what happens.

When they were filming a show and there was a dildo out, can you tell them that? Oh, my God. Okay, so one time. No, this is so raunchy. But it's so funny. It's so bad. Mom, turn this off. It's not for moms. Nana, you can stay, but moms. So when you film Southern Charm, like...

And they're in your house like they're all over. Like I almost feel like they want to show people like look how fucked up they are. Look, look how messy this is. This room is disgusting. So we're in the living room. We're filming Southern Charm. I'm looking at Craig. I glanced down at the ground. There's a literal dildo under the table.

I'm freaking out inside. I can't call any attention because the camera people are going to go right to it. Then it's going to be on the show. Then we're going to look like... I'm going to look like an absolute whore. Because obviously... It's one of those moments where you're like...

am I going to save it? I was like, should I kick it more under the table? You should have like chucked your body onto it. I couldn't see it. But like from the angle I'm sitting on the couch, like I'm, it's staring directly at me. Oh, so you don't know if they see it and they're just not acknowledging it. Oh my God. That's tricky. Tricky, tricky. But they didn't see it. And then, and we moved it, but it was so, I was so scared. I was like, if that makes it on national television, I'll kill myself.

Because remember the first episode ever of Summer House? Not the first episode, but like the first season. They were like, Hannah, like tell Paige you want to buy a vibrator. Yeah. And you were like, no. I didn't even have a vibrator yet. That's before I got you one. My favorite thing is not necessarily using vibrators, but giving it to people. Yeah. But I. It's such an awkward thing that you love.

I think it's empowering. Also, I am trying to summer in the Hamptons. So in the city, summer in the Hamptons, you have to like just put a bunch of shit in your bag and be like, let's bring this out to a new life in the Hamptons. And like keep it there. And keep it there. So in the beginning of the summer, I was like grabbing shit. And I have so many things.

Yeah. Especially because people send it to me and then they're never charged. And like, I'm really bad with vibrator admin, but I have them lying around and I'm like, OK, I definitely should bring one. I will say vibrator admin. You don't have to charge it as often.

It's funny. Like, it holds a charge. But mine are never charged. And, like, you're not going to wait six minutes. No. Like, the moment's over. It's over. So I need to work on that with myself. Have you ever been somewhere and you have to go, like, old school? Like, just your finger? Yeah. I mean, most of the time. Oh, see, now I, like, can never go back. I know. Then I'm not doing it. It's like AI. I think I'll order room service instead. Yeah.

Wait, that makes me so happy for you. But yeah, it's a lot of charging. I'm like, what am I, Amish? This is ridiculous. Give me some fucking electricity here. But there's something, like, you almost feel spoiled with the vibrator. Yeah. Like, you shouldn't feel that good. I'm like, oh my God, I've over-sexualized myself. Like, I can't feel normal. Yeah, like, I don't want to lose that being able to get there with my hands. Yeah.

Anyway, so I for my backpack is just like it accumulates a lot of weird stuff. And, you know, when you put something and you're like, I'm going to need this and you just have like 20 things you've never used in your backpack. So I've been traveling a lot more than I wanted to this summer and I haven't been in the Hamptons as much. L.A., whatever.

Recently, I look at my backpack. At the bottom of my backpack is a long vibrator that's just been sitting at the bottom. And you've just been going through TSA for months. I've been going through every TSA for months. And they...

They definitely see. 100%. No, 100%. And I'm annoyed because I'm like, I wasn't even using it. Yeah. Like, I didn't even know it was there. We're so funny because we were like, let's do a fun episode where the gigglers ask us questions, but we've just been straight up talking for 25 minutes. Something fishy's going on. Have you ever seen, oh, you can buy tickets to the Olympics? No. Who's in the crowd? Who's there? Maybe, like, they just let Paris people in.

We're French people. It's been in America, though. Have you ever heard of, like, oh, tickets for the Olympics gymnastics finals are, like, on sale? No. The problem is, like, I never have ever gotten tickets to anything. No, but, like, I've never even heard, like, oh, I got tickets to... Like, not even a Groupon. Yeah, like...

No, not even like a brand giveaway. So I'm something. Who is in the crowd? Yeah. I'm on to them. Okay, cool. So I don't know what it is. Well, I know Ralph Lauren sent some people.

Like influencers? Yeah. And I feel like at least you should have been sent. Yeah, but like did they go to events? Yeah. Oh, they did. And they like Emma Chamberlain. And it's always like, oh, the Olympics, like a bunch of like Olympians parents couldn't get tickets to like see. I'm like, so then who's getting the tickets? There's only one suit dog. They're in massive arenas. Yeah. Doesn't make any sense to me. I love your conspiratorial thinking right now. Yeah, my investigative work.

Okay, so the Gigglers asked us questions. What do we wear to the Giggly Squad show to impress you guys? Actually, I've been getting some, like, what's the vibe for Club Giggly? It's whatever your going out vibe is. So if you're a girl that wears, like, jeans and a pair of heels and, like, a tee. Yeah, go for it. Love it. If you're a girl that's like, oh, but I love, like, a knee-high boot and a miniskirt, absolutely pop off. It's whatever you feel confident in and also, like, know that...

We all have the same personality. Yeah. Anyone who listens to Giggly Squad, us. So, like, if you wear a tie, people are going to love it. If you wear a slick back bun, people are going to love it. Yeah. So, like, lean into... So, it's like what you would wear if you were going out to dinner with all of your girlfriends for one of your girlfriends' birthdays. Yes. Yes.

Yes, I'm obsessed. Like, you don't have to go, like, full club mini dress. You can wear jeans. But, like, you want to be looking like you're going out for the night. I agree. French fries or mozzarella sticks? For the rest of my life. Just, like, in general. French fries, I think. I have to go with French fries, too. And, like, we're not trying to, like, turn on our Italian heritage. No. Just mozzarella sticks? The Irish went through a famine. Have some fucking respect. Oh, shit.

The potato famine of 1847. I can't feel good about myself eating a mozzarella stick. Like French fries, I'm like, it's potato. I have, okay, here's one thing that I have that I don't think I've ever said. I have an irrational fear of choking. On a mozzarella stick? On anything, but like living by myself. I think honestly that Sex and the City episode where Miranda almost choked and died and got eaten by her cat.

like really scarred me so like I get really nervous when I'm like home by myself like eating because like there are multiple times where I've been like over three times a day you're like this is where we go no when it's something like chewy or like or something gets like stuck in my throat I'm like oh my

I grab my phone and talk. Literally, and I don't even think 911. I'm like, I got to call my mom. She'll know what to do. That's so funny because I eat like I'm trying to kill myself. I eat like I want it. So mozzarella sticks, if I'm by myself in my apartment, I'm a tad weary. I don't chew enough. Do you ever swallow something and you're like, that should have been chewed? Like...

Honestly, not since I was seven. I guzzle my food. And then I'm like, why do I have a stomachache all the time? And people are like, you eat too fast. And I'm like, well, I've been eating like this forever. Like, my stomach should figure it out by now. You do eat quickly. Like, there have been multiple times where we've, like, put a plate down on the table. I've turned for five seconds. She's gone. And I'm like, you ate all of that? No, it's not healthy. But then, like, I don't have the...

Because I think you legitimately you you are I feel like someone that legit does only eat when you're hungry. But you wait. You're like, and I'm starving. And then I'm like, I need that in my fucking body as soon as possible. Like you don't mindless eat like you don't snack. I don't I literally never snack. Yeah, I only snack if I like can't get a full meal and I need or if you're somewhere in your board, you're like, OK, fine.

Honestly, like never bored snack. Yeah. But I like fucking eat my meals. I look forward to a meal. You're a breakfast, lunch, dinner girly. And I just don't have the patience to chew. I think like life is too short to chew. Yeah. But OK. Speaking of choking, Andrew Collin, shout out Andrew Collin, has the funniest choking story because he has anxiety as we all do.

And he once told me a story where he thought he was choking to death. So he drove himself to the hospital.

Thinking he was choking to death. He was breathing. Clearly he was breathing. And he's like, he got there and was like, I think I'm choking to death. And they're like, you would have been dead. You're talking to us, sir. And the way he tells the story is so much better. What was he eating? I think he was like choking on. No, like I think it was his own saliva. Like I think he was like, I think I'm choking to death in this slow choking to death way.

And they were like, you would have been choked. I actually multiple times have wanted to order the thing for babies when you're choking. Like the little air thing you stick in their throat and it sucks it up. I think I might. You never know. I should have more of a fear of choking. Maybe that will make me chew more. But you can deep throat a lot. Yeah. No, that's true. You know what's funny? And when I brush my teeth, gag. Brush my teeth, gag.

Giving head. I'm in the Olympics. Wait, why do I feel like I've been gagging more with my toothbrush? It's anxiety. Wait, how do you know that? Because I know when my anxiety started, how old I was, and that was my first thing that started.

Do you remember once I puked and you were like... I was driving. You had anxiety. And it was anxiety. Yeah. And you were like, welcome to my life. Because I... My anxiety is like physical. Yeah. Like my body will literally shut down. So I know like the anxious stuff or like the physical stuff where I don't have as like...

I don't ever really suffer from, even though panic attacks are physical, I don't suffer from certain stuff like that. Okay, let's play a fun game. Who do you think is more anxious and who do you think is more depressed? I feel like I'm definitely more anxious and you're more depressed. Period. Period. But we could switch off. Like Mercury is in retrograde sometimes and we switch off. Yeah. Here's the thing. I don't know when I'm depressed genuinely until I'm out of it.

And I'm like, that was a weird week. I didn't pee for four days. Something was going on there. I feel like my body is like, don't deal with it. You can't deal with it right now. We'll let you know later. And it's definitely a mix. But yeah, sometimes I'm like, whoa, you're so sad for no reason.

No, this is so sad, but this last week, I was like fine, but then at night, the second my head would hit the pillow, I would think about how everyone in my life's going to die. Oh my God.

why would I have to well like it wasn't even like a like 3 a.m it's like the second my head hit the pillow I was like who's gonna die see I feel like and mine is like how are they gonna die oh yeah my thing is just yeah I'll get really like one day I'm like I'm I'm taking over the world I love I feel like I have a purpose I like love living and then the next day I'll be like

None of us have a reason to be here. Why are we even here? No, for the past couple of months, I've been really obsessed with like being telling my mom not to die to the point where she was like, I think you need to talk about it with someone because you're obsessed with death. And I'm like, I'm not obsessed with death. I just have to make sure you're not ever going anywhere. All these other people get them out. I go, but I'm not letting you go.

And she was like, you're going to be fine without me. You're already better than I was at your age. Like, you know everything that I wanted to teach you. You're fine. And I was like, don't say that. Like, yeah, I'll cry right now. No. And then I then like I kept having dreams about my grandpa, which is like I didn't even ask for that. And he's in all my dreams. But that's him coming to you. That should be comforting for you. But he doesn't say anything. Oh, well, you probably say enough for the both of you. Yeah.

He's probably like, I can't get a fucking word in, Hannah. I'm trying to come to you and comfort you. You know what's so funny? The Gigglers send us so many light, fun questions and we're like, let's talk about who's going to die. Death, anxiety, and depression, and dildos. Depression and dildos. That's the name of the... Okay.

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That's when like, look, life is a comedy. He needs to stop taking himself so seriously. Be like, look, the peach fuzz look. It's not it. Honestly, sometimes when it comes to like men's appearance, I think because they think like we don't know or like we're trying to change whatever. I think you might have to get like one of his guy friends to be like, bro.

Come on. Oh, yeah. Because they'll be like, you don't get it. It's like a playoff beard. You don't get it. Yeah. And I think you have to like call in reinforcements and trick them. This is my thing about mustaches.

no guy ever looks better with a mustache. It's more of them like trying to be interesting or like overcompensating for something. Like he's going through something. It's like a girl's bangs is guys mustaches. Or just take the approach I do and tell them that it's, you look stupid. And if I don't tell you who's going to tell you,

I'm your number one partner. I'm your number one fan. I'm looking out for the good of the both of us. If I was trying to grow a mustache, it would be easy. Or maybe become a timeline. Be like, okay, let's play a game. Yeah. If you can get a mustache by the end of the month, great. And if you can't, you lose. Yeah. Shake on it. Goodbye. Yeah. That's hard, though. I just break up with him. I just break up with him. Be like, it was the mustache. I got to go.

Oh my God, this is a good question, Paige. If you could style any celebrity, who would it be? Taylor Swift. Okay, so... That was so quick. But... Because she has... She has so much potential. She's so tall. And she's just... She literally gives model. She would look good in anything. I want to see her in more like street style Zendaya looks. She would absolutely fucking crush in Zendaya's like red carpet style. But honestly...

No, I think Taylor Swift dresses a little bit kooky because she wants to remain relatable. Because what other billionaire do you know that's relatable?

Okay. Sorry. It's 9.30 in the morning. This is how I wake up. I also love the idea of, like, she's working so hard. But it's, like, as a billionaire, she still has a stylist. Right. Like, she still has a stylist. She's not picking out her stuff to go to dinner with Blake Lively where there's, like, paparazzi. Like, that was styled. Also...

There's rumors going around because Ryan Reynolds said no notes on a pod. And then he said we ride at dawn in another interview. And then someone slid into my DM saying that they can't tell me how they know, but they know that he listens to Giggly Squad.

Ryan Reynolds? Well, they said that he just like loves comedy. Wait, that's so funny because I was just invited to Blake Lively's red carpet for her movie, but I was like, sorry, I just got a cat. I have to stay home. Can I, and I also want Blake Lively to go more, um. Street style? I want her to dress like Jennifer Lawrence.

Yes. Because this is the thing about Blake. Yeah. She loves a pattern. She loves a color. She loves a fringe. She loves tinsel. I feel like it's giving California... Yeah, she loves...

And her and Taylor, they love that stuff. And me and her want, me and you want them to be more like depressed New York. Yeah. I think that's what it is. I think like when we see. Her style is very happy. Very happy. And I'm like, but what if you wore all black? Yeah. And you did like a slick back bun. Yeah. Can I just say one thing? I tried slick back buns for like a second. Does it not give everyone a headache? Also, don't you feel very exposed? Like I wear my hair down because I feel like I could like hide myself.

That is such a niche girl thing that we don't talk about enough. Like when I go to an airport, I never do a slick back bun because I'm like, I'm too exposed. I'm like, you could see every fucking angle of my face when you do a slick back bun. I'm like, I have to put my hair down and put a hat on. Like this is, I need alone time. I saw a thing recently where,

Because Craig's always like, New York City's inhabitable. Like, he hates it. And so I saw a thing that it was like New Yorkers are the politest, rudest people. People don't look at each other on the subway because they're so close to each other in such close quarters. And they're being polite. There's so many people. So they're literally giving you your own space by not making eye contact with you.

Because it's like we're sardines in a can everywhere. That is so because, yeah, per capita. Yeah. The population's insane. So if everyone was looking over and breaking people's privacy. Imagine getting on the subway and everyone saying hi. It's like, no, no, no. It's too much. So New Yorkers are actually like crazy.

giving you your space and being respectful, but it gets the rap of like, they're so rude. Like they never say hi. And it's like, no, because we're so close to each other all the time. But that's why like in New York, when something happens in the street, people like rush to help. Yeah. Because like it is a very community type place. A thousand percent. Also, you never leave an experience in New York wondering why.

Like, what just happened? Like, how that person felt? Like, you know sometimes not in New York, you'll have a weird exchange and then you'll be like, did they? Were they being a dick? Yeah. Where, like, New York, you know if they were being a dick. Oh my god, we had the funniest on, like, 34th Street. Do you remember we were leaving? Yeah. Okay, I never put up the middle finger. I literally never do it. I really stay above the drama most of the time. But...

And basically, you know when there's a car by the crosswalk and he was trying to like... He didn't make it through. He didn't make it through. And then he was trying to like go and we were trying to walk and he was trying to move in front of us even though there's cars in front of him. He would have been like in the middle of the crosswalk. There's nowhere for him to go. Yeah. But he also was just trying to get in front of us. So I kind of gave him a look. I'll give looks. Yeah, you do. You'll throw a look. I'll throw a look. And the look was like, bro, come on.

Where are you going to go? Yeah. For two feet? Mm-hmm. And he was getting all worked up. Did he give you the finger? So I look over and he's giving me the finger.

Oh, he was? Yeah, he was giving me the finger. Oh, I didn't know it was that. He was giving us the finger. Because we... I trailed behind you and Grace. I was like, I don't want that. So I look at him and he's looking at me and he's giving me the finger. So then I kind of... And I think you could tell that I was like... Kidding? Like laughing? Like laughing. And I also like... You can tell when someone's used to giving the finger versus... I was kind of a finger... Like I literally think he was... You were a finger virgin. Yeah. Like I could tell that he was like, this is amateur hour finger. Yeah. So I like threw up my little nub. Yeah.

And he looks at me and I look at him. We're both holding the finger to each other. And he starts laughing. He was like this six-year-old Albanian man. And I'm giggling and we're both giving each other the finger. And that's New York City. And

We literally left that bonded. No. I said, I have a bestie. New York is the best for that type of stuff. Because I was like, bro, if you're going to give me the finger. And I think I also think I gave the finger because I was with you guys. Like if I was alone, I would have been like, I'm not getting involved. But I feel like I had to protect you guys in that moment. So I said, I'm not letting you bully us right now. And then he left. These are my friends and we're trying to walk across the street. We literally have important things to do.

Okay, next question. What makeup are you obsessed with right now? Wait, this is a great... We're all about segues. This is a great segue to talk about what actually happened at Ulta the other day. Yes. Because it is kind of crazy. Well, influencers and like lip readers... By the way, in my next life, I want to be a lip reader influencer. Saw this in the background.

of the lipstick lesbians video. Yes. And they were like, there's drama. What are they talking about? There's heat. There's passion. That is how we speak.

When we're happy. About literally anything. Specifically, we were talking about the new Lancome Hypnose Drama Mascara. And their Lip Idol. The Butter Glow. We literally were just complimenting each other. I think it's very New York Italian to like compliment each other, but seem like I'm yelling at you. And like we talk with our hands. We're passionate about each other's faces. So like when your face looks good with like a certain lip balm.

I'm obviously going to cause some drama. No, you literally treat me differently when I put some effort into my looks. You're like, wait, do you want to hang out? Let's hang out.

should we get coffee after this you're gorgeous so yeah there was no drama I mean the drama was that we were enjoying putting makeup on our faces have you ever been to an ulta yeah like when you're at those counters and it's just like right there it's so easy to try stuff so I was like trying this mascara I love being a hype girl like that's my like first purpose in life yeah so like

I give credit where credit is due. If the lip idol butter glow is glowing on your lips, I'm going to tell you. Right. And if you're going to spend your money on something, I want it to be something that's worth it. That's...

so true. So there really was not any drama happening. We were just being obsessed with each other, trying out lip glosses and mascaras. We're just girls. And I feel like when guys talk, well, guys never talk about anything important. No. And I feel like they never look at each other. Guys, I feel like, will never compliment each other's facial features. Mm-mm. Where I feel like girls were like, your eyebrows are perfect. Yes. No, imagine a guy going up to another guy and be like, whoa, what chapstick do you use? Ha ha ha.

Hey, is that Lip Idol by Lancome? Bro, can I borrow some of your Hypnose Drama mascara? Oh, yeah. I just got a new tube. Met a guy online recently. He referred to women as breeders. What's your take? Is he, like, being funny? Yeah, but that's even worse. I'd rather him be serious than be trying to be funny and say breeder. Yeah, like, oh, what are you, just like a bunch of breeders? Also, I think talking about, like, children, having children on a dating app is, like,

We haven't even met yet, sir. I want to like reverse the roles. You know how the joke like NBA players, like how girls are trying to get pregnant with their babies. Like I want a story of like a famous woman that like men keep trying to impregnate her.

That's one of the scariest things I've ever heard in my life. Because I was talking about how I've never been single on the road and how like male comics, if they're really famous, like... I wish I could go back in my dating apps and like read what I would say to people just so that we had it for context for Giggly. I really took pride in my...

dating app flirting game I was the friend who was like I'm good at pretending I'm someone I'm not yeah or just like I'm good at the like lack of intimacy funny fuck around type shit the second feelings got involved I was like I'm confused I don't know what's going on here like I flirted too much

Yes. Like, I owe you a relationship, but I can't. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But it's also a lot of advice I'd give with flirting is just, like, keep it short. Yeah. Like... I say short and uninterested. Yes. And they're, like, all fucking over it. That's all you have to do, say short and uninterested, because if you're actually, like, having deep conversations with people over text, then you're sitting with them and you have nothing to fucking talk about. Because men inherently... I mean, women do, too. I also like...

like the thrill of like a chase like in the very beginning but I think men like it a little bit more and

And so I think that truly is the key. Like, I'm good. This was just going to be something fun. I don't really care that much. Yeah, I think you'll see a lot of relationships with, like, girls who look a little exasperated with their dude. And I don't think it's a coincidence. It's because, like, you don't—you want to be so comfortable and not need him. And that's where the healthiest relationships happen. Yeah. And, like—

Yeah, you don't need anyone. Yeah, like, I just genuinely want you around. Exactly. What was the hardest part about writing the book? Writing the book? Writing it. That's where I do think it was us, like, it was actually easy to come up with ideas and, like, come up with, yeah, funny concepts, but the actual, like, putting sentences together was the hard part. I think also, like, certain stories we told, like,

how did we feel about it when it happened versus now like writing about it when you're like I don't feel that same way but trying to like convey what you felt at the time when you don't feel like that anymore the one cool thing is while we were writing it I was having my like panic attack about my special so I was able to go in and like add to the anxiety chapter and be like hey guys we're we're right

in the moment. We're live. Yeah, no. Literally, we're live. We're on the ground floor right now. So yeah, it was hard to kind of go back to how we felt about certain situations. Do you brush your teeth with cold or hot water? Cold. Cold. I'm not absolute psychos. There was a girl in my high school that brushed her teeth with hot water and she said it was because she was Jewish but I think she was lying to me but I didn't know so I was like, oh, okay, that must be a thing that they do and I never forgot about it.

How often do we text, honestly, daily? Yeah. Well, we have our group chat, me, you, and Grace, which is pretty much every day. Yeah. And then we do sidebar.

For some things. And I would say every other day we're sidebarring about something. Yeah. The thing is, we also consciously don't tell each other everything because Giggly Squad is important to us. Yeah. Like, I'll have stuff happen and I'll be like, and then we write it in the... Yeah. Let's say we're writing the Giggly Squad notes every day. We also go in waves... Unless it's, like, something huge. True. Then it's, like, a voice note. Yeah.

We do get into it. We can't leave a paper trail. This is the thing. When we do get into it, like, we'll voice note for, like, six hours. And I think sometimes, out of respect for each other, we're like, let's give her a break today. I know I feel like that. I'll be like, she doesn't need. No, we couldn't be more low maintenance. And, like, if you said, I'm not going to talk to you for two months because I feel like you just need some time, I'd be like, okay. Like.

But it's also like, you know the senses. Like, I can tell when you're overwhelmed. Yeah. And I'll send a text like, you good? Yeah. And you'll be like, no. And then I go, honestly. She knows I'm here. She knows I'm here. When you send that, that's when I know, like, I haven't.

Been living my truth. You know what I mean? When you're like, are you okay? Because I know in your head you're like, you have a list of 10 things that like would fix whatever my problem is, but I'm not in that mindset to hear it. So you're like, it's okay. Just go at your own time. And I don't want you to feel alone, but I also don't want to overstep. Right. And try to like solve anything. Yeah.

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Who would play you both in a Giggly Cult biopic? Oh, my God. That's such a good question. Daisy Edgar Jones, I think, would play you. Oh, my God. I kind of love that. I feel like Mila Kunis should play you. I know, but I feel like she's, like, older now. Oh. No, I mean, like, to go next to Daisy Edgar Jones. Yeah, I guess. You know who could play you if you want to be young? Sorry. What's her name? The girl who was Wednesday.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Like if they gave her more of a cat eye? Speaking of, the other day Craig said I gave Wednesday energy. Oh, yeah.

And I thought he meant like the day of the week. And I was like, that's so fucking rude. I give the middle of the week hump day energy trying to get through it. That's like the meanest thing I've ever heard in my life. And I think he did mean that. And then he said, no, no, no. I meant like Wednesday Adams. But I'm not completely sure. And then I had a thought. Put that in the back. Is that a weird baby name? Wednesday? Yeah.

Yeah, it's too on the nose of the character. Because I was just like, oh, could that be a cool baby name? Are you? But I don't like the nickname Wendy. No. Are you going to name your kid a weird celebrity name? I feel like you are. Half and half. One will be weird, one won't be? No, like my celebrity weird name is really like a play off my grandma's name. Yes. But like people will think it's weird, but it's not. And I've had it planned since I was like in high school. Yeah, it's not Apple. No. No.

People are very strict about not telling people what your baby name is because everyone's going to judge it. Okay. Not to bring up the pregnant community because I support them. It's so crazy now that I feel like asking people like, oh, do you know what you're having is like a rude question now. Because the amount of times that I like the answer is I know, but we're not telling people. And I'm like, okay, so.

- Sorry, like I'm like okay, sometimes I wanna turn and be like, I don't actually give a flying fuck what you're having. - How many pregnant women are you running into? - Honestly, a lot, like lately.

I wasn't trying to offend you. I was literally just being nice. And then you gave me the weirdest answer back. And I'm like, okay. And then you're like, can I guess? Can I guess? And some people, I've just never been in the camp of like, I want to be surprised because I feel like...

popping a baby out of your pussy is the fucking surprise. Like, I've never done that before, and that's going to be frightening. So, like, the gender, I might need to know a few things. Also, how are you shopping, bitch? You're putting all yellow and green. I need pink bows. I need blue ruffles. Like, I'm done with it. I'm so done with it. Sorry. Hey. Hey.

Wait. I love when you get passionate about things that are... It's just like, I'm like, oh yeah. Watch you be like... We're actually not telling him. Are you going to do a gender reveal? Probably, but like probably just for like my family and like you and Grace. Why do I really want to do a golf gender reveal where like... You hit a bunch of golf balls and it like goes into like powder. Hits a golf ball, it goes into powder. Yeah. Yeah.

It's so waspy of you. Oh my god, no, it is so waspy. Are we going to do it in Connecticut? Oh, I think we should all be on a golf course. I was going to cut a freaking cake. Or I serve a tennis ball. That would be too on the nose. That would be cute. That would be cute. Oh gosh, this is actually the best question I've ever gotten. Some of these questions are gold. Okay, if we were both kidnapped together, who would they kill first?

For sure me. 100% Hannah because she's vocal. She's pointing out where they messed up, who's coming to get them. I've been paralyzed with fear. You're going to fall asleep. Yeah, I would have my narcolepsy. Paige, I think, is actually less impulsive than me in when the stakes get high.

Yeah. I'm also more of a doer. Yeah, I'm a freezer. You're a freezer. I'm like, let me... I need to assess this situation. Sometimes I do think I could... And I also feel like I'd try to be a hero. Like, I'd be like, I got this. I'll... I know what to do. Yeah, you would. And it would backfire. I would be like, please don't. I would be like, please don't say that to him. I'd be like, look. I've been thinking about this. I would be plotting in my head. I think more of like, how could we... Could we get out of this window? Like, how could we... Here's the thing. If I was being kidnapped, I...

I feel like I'd be like, look, I'm not going with you to the second place. So just shoot me here. Just kill me right here because I can't do the second part. I will say that they would, if they were going to keep one of us alive, it would be you because they'd be like, that one's sweating. This one's not sweating at all. And it's like 110 degrees. This one we could fold up. Yeah.

In his locker room. This one's not flexible. Her hair is very greasy. She's giving a stench. No. You would pretty privilege your way where they'd be like, we need that one. I'd trick them into like. Yeah. You'd be like. I'd be in love with them. Yeah. You'd be like, what if we just dated? I'd flirt your way. I'd flirt my way out. He'd be looking at me and I'd be like, I'm going to kill you. And then you look and he'd be like, is Paige eye fucking me? I'd be like, she's being so weird, isn't she? Yeah.

You would eye fuck him. Yeah, I would try and pull out whatever I could. Crazy thought that's so terrifying.

Sorry, that one was the bad thought? No, that one got me. After all the things we talked about? You know what I will say, though, about kidnapping, which I feel like we should say for the girlies because we don't drive, like, we don't go to parking lots ever, that there's, like, this whole epidemic of people putting, like, air tags on your car and then putting stuff on, like, your handle so that, like, when you grab your handle, it's, like...

some type of like chloroform basically and you literally just pass out and then that's how they take you. Where did you hear that? I read it on TikTok.

So we know. We know what's happening. Because something happened to this girl in Walmart and these guys pretended to work at Walmart. They were like, you have to go out to your car. And she was just like, no. And then one of the Walmart associates was like, they've been handing girls notes in like grocery stores and department stores and they're opening the notes and whatever fumes are like making them loopy. So then when they walk out to their cars, they're like, kind of don't know what's going on. And then they take that. Never take anything from a man.

And if you don't have your driver's license, it's okay. Honestly, what a time to not have your driver's license. What a time to be alive. What a time to be alive. What's Daphne's middle name? She doesn't have one. She's like Cher. Yeah. She's Daphne. But she's Daphne Sorbaugh. But I keep saying Daphne Reynolds, but I don't know who that is. Debbie Reynolds. Is that where I'm getting it? She's like an old star, Hollywood star. I don't know why I keep just being like Daphne Reynolds. Do you ever call her Dee Dee? I don't.

I do yell because there's like a line from Bridgerton, like the opening line of Bridgerton is Daphne, you must make haste. And I yell it all the time in my apartment when I can't find her. Wait, how is she doing? She's perfect. She's amazing. She's gorgeous. Well, you posted a photo of her. She loves looking at herself in the mirror. That's it.

Can you take a photo every time she does it? Because it really makes my day. I try. The other day she just sat in front of like the one in my bedroom and just stared at herself. And I'm like, I've never seen beauty like this before. Your eyes are gorgeous. Freaky Friday edition. If you were in my body for the day, what would you do? Shave my legs.

I would shave my left. I would take an all-girl shower. That's the first thing I would do. Well, that's today, though. It takes 24 hours to get all the hair out. I would take an all-girl shower. I would get a blowout. And have sex with Des. Oh, my God. Okay, if I was you, I would yell at Craig on FaceTime. Yeah, that's a fun one.

I would confuse Craig on FaceTime. I'd make him think I'm mad at him. And then see if he sends me flowers. I haven't met this one yet. And then honestly, I would do a photo shoot. I'd want to like feel the energy of what it's like to be you on set. Where like it's just like every angle is hitting and everyone's like. I'm really not.

Every angle isn't always hitting. What angle doesn't hit for you? Honestly, like my left side. Sometimes like my smile is like fucked, like my teeth look fucked up. So like I can't if I'm on my left side, I'm not showing teeth.

I love that for you. Thank you. But on my right side, I'll give it Smile of Teeth. Very... And not on my left. That's so interesting. I always feel like, who is that one person? Not Demi Moore. Demi Lovato, when they said she had, like, an evil twin, was her in pictures. Yes.

- There was one photo that was not okay. Sometimes there is a monster side. For me, I've realized if I put my head too low, like if I put my chin down, my forehead gets huge. And then if I put my face too up, then it gives too much neck. Then the problem is when you're getting photos taken,

You don't always know where they're going to be. Like their angle. Yeah. So it's really a fucking crapshoot in these streets. It's fucking hard. Okay. We have time for one more. How do you fall asleep at night? Like what's your go-to when you're having trouble? Okay. You know what I've been doing recently that I never used to do? I used to just like put my phone down.

turn on the TV and watch it until like I fell asleep. Now I've been turning my TV off, obviously turning all my lights off. Raw dogging. And just like closing my eyes. And when I feel... She goes, this is crazy. Close your eyes. That one will help. No, but when I close my eyes, I only think about my breathing. Like I think about like... No, like I think about like...

Like, okay, I'm breathing. I'm breathing in. It's going to my... I breathe, like, cell in my body. This is your 30s. This is your 30s. And now... It also, I think, is, like, a little bit meditative. Yeah. One thing I realized, I'm really good at napping. Mm-hmm. And I'm not that good at falling asleep at night. Yeah. But I realize when I'm napping, I, like, get really excited about the idea of, like, letting my body go limp and just, like, being exhausted. Where sometimes at night, you just keep trying to find a comfortable position. So I try to just, like, go limp. Mm-hmm. And, like...

lie to myself that I'm enjoying the like yeah like pretend I'm about to go for a nap in the middle of the day when I'm supposed to be doing meetings so you kind of trick yourself I've realized like on nights that I can't fall asleep it's genuinely because I haven't had enough alone time with myself like I can't

I've never suffered from like, oh, I have to wake up early and I got to go to sleep. Like when I turn the lights off and I'm like, I got to go to sleep, I can do it. But on the nights that I'm like keeping my light on or I'm staying on TikTok, I've realized it's because I haven't spent enough alone time with myself during the day. You're like making up for a long time. Yeah, so I feel like I'm like I'm not – I don't want the night to be over yet. I do also think like –

If you can go on like a hot girl walk or some kind of exercise, it does help because I'll get fucking. It's not. Well, you take a shower a lot and I feel like that relaxes your body. Yeah. Taking a hot shower at night put me right to sleep. I do have this one thing that I used to do all the fucking time in college. I don't know why. Probably because I like drank so much, but I would take these detox baths.

Like at nighttime, they'll put you right the fuck to sleep. What do you put in the bath? Do the bath as hot as you can stand it. So like guys can't do it. No, they literally can't. They would burn. Do it as hot as you can stand it. Equal parts Epsom salt, equal parts baking soda. Sit in there for like 10, 15 minutes. Let the bread rise. Don't pass out, you fucking idiot. Like drink enough water so you don't pass out. But right when you get out of the tub...

You can't do anything. So like don't think you're going to get out of the tub and like do a task. You literally will lay down. I've like laid down in my towel, fallen asleep for the whole night. What does it do to you, the baking soda? It's supposed to like detox your pores, like draw like toxins out, which like I don't know. Yeah.

I'm not the actual doctor. Someone also said if you're having trouble going to sleep to imagine your house that you grew up in and do like a full tour in your head, like walking in and going into every room and like by the end you'll fall asleep. But I tried it. It didn't work. That's traumatizing, I think. And sad. So sad. I mourn my childhood all the time and have no the fuck I would not do that to fall asleep.

I just want to go back. It was so much easier. I want my limited to campaign. Put me on the

Well, you guys, we love you so much. Thank you for giggling. Also, we sold out of the merch. Oh, my God. Voice Rest merch. Fuck yeah. I think we're going to start doing like a monthly limited drop. Of just like funny sayings. That we're saying during the time. Because you guys will be like, make this. And we'll do it. And I'm really excited about that. We have some tickets left. I actually want to say the cities that there's still tickets available. Because I've been just being very general. These are where the most tickets are available. Okay.

Atlantic City. Let's go. Hard Rock Live. That's going to be a party. Newark. We added another show in Newark. We added another show in Madison. Badgers. Let's go. Chicago, Illinois. Wait, this is going to be my first time in... Madison. Wisconsin. Honestly, like the Midwest, I feel like. Other than I've really only ever been to Chicago. It's going to be fun. You're going to love the Midwest. But Chicago, we added another show at the Chicago Theater. Chicago. Chicago.

San Antonio, Texas. We have a couple tickets left. Austin, we added another show. Orlando, we added another show. This is impossible to say. Mashantucket, Foxwoods Resort. That's going to be lit. Mashantucket, let's go. Cleveland, Ohio, we added another show. And we added Windsor. And we will be dropping another show for the New York City Girlies. Keep an eye out. Love you guys. Bye.