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Sup, gigglers? Gary, fix the Wi-Fi. Manifest that shit. We can't be managed. I mean, the day just got away from me. What's up, my gassy gigglers? You're about to get gassed up. Gassed doesn't always mean fart. Sometimes it means we're about to pop off, and that's what's going to happen this episode.

Are you texting? I was, yeah. I was trying to get people pumped up. I'm pumped. Sorry. Chris is pumped. That's all I managed. Chris is pumped. I actually wasn't listening to any of that because I did get a text message that I literally had to respond to. Honestly, it was so unimportant, everything I said. Like, I wasted everyone's time the last 30 seconds. What happened? What text did you get? Just, like, a working, a work text. Nothing, like, fun. But I just had to, you know, say yes. You know this.

I know. Girl. And you have to work. No. And then they come. This is the thing about work. I hate work. No, but like there's when you're an entrepreneur, there's your texts are either like a sweet text from your friend or like something really important. No, everything is always like code red. Like we need your answer now. I'm like, guys, I talk about like makeup and beauty products. What could be the problem? What could really be so pressing? Oh my God. Speaking of work, I was in a work situation.

brunch this morning I got I got like brunch with someone and you know when you like get a like I hate a work brunch because it's like okay so like you couldn't fit me in for lunch which is like the most important meeting of the day obviously say what it is it could have been a zoom and that zoom could have been an email I rarely want to meet in person no

No, it was like an interview type thing. And for some reason, when you're eating and you also feel like you have to talk, which is how I eat, it's very easy to choke. No, you going on any sort of...

meeting is just fighting for your life. Those people don't know you. Those people don't know you. Don't go in business with them. They don't know you. Like if you're sitting down to a table, you're munching. You're looking at the menu. I ordered pancakes and they looked at me funny. I was like, it's brunch. And then I was like, can you, everyone probably got like a boiled egg. They were actually talking. I was like, hold on, hold on, hold that thought. I have a side of bacon. I would need, I need special sauce. Do you guys have a special sauce? Yeah.

I'm like, do you guys want bacon too? Do we all want bacon? And they're like, can we just focus on pesca at hand? One time I went on a brunch meeting and I walked in and I was –

So excited because I was like, oh, it's so cute in here. I'm going to actually get a really cute little breakfast. And then it was a vegan place. I looked around at the people and I was like, why would you bring me here? Once I went to a vegan place and I ordered eggs and I didn't know it was vegan. And that was violence. What are the vegans doing for breakfast? It's literally not their meal. There has to be a warning outside. That's like a con. Eggs, bacon. Like, what else is breakfast? It was, I mean, look.

We support the vegan community. Is yogurt vegan? No. Dairy free? Is butter vegan? A carb? A carb?

So that's how I feel. Long story short. Oh, right. When you're in a meeting and you're like, look, it's a high risk for a choking moment. But you know, when you choke and you're like, I can handle this one. Yes. Like you're like, this is going to pass really quick. And you're like, I'm choking. Sorry. You get there. But then, you know, when it hits the wrong something and you're like, this is going to take at least 15 minutes. I'm actually choking. No, but you're choking.

No, but you're not actually choking. You're just like... Something's scratching my throat. If I could, I would love to like cough my brains out for like three minutes. Instead, I'm going to go for the next 20 minutes. No, and you have to like take a sip of water and you're like, no, I'm fine. And you have to like move your neck because you're like, maybe if I just move, it'll go down. That seems to happen to me a lot with like chips. Like Tostitos, people don't talk about the actual death hazard that they are. Because they get wedged. They get wedged. And you're like...

Sorry. Also popcorn. Yeah, popcorn is a choking hazard. You know what it is? I talk and I eat too fast. I heard on TikTok that- You're a quick eater. But I realized I'm actually quick with everything. And this came up on my TikTok. They were like, are you a girl with high cortisol levels? And I was like, yes. Isn't everyone? And they go, try to slow down.

So I was like, okay. And then I was trying to do things slow. But you're like, are you okay? Like you just turned into a sloth.

Because I actually do do, like, little tasks. Wait, this is how different our algorithm is because I recently got a TikTok that was, like, if you want to appear more confident in a room, make all your movements slower. So I'm, like, practicing, like, putting my hair behind my ear. I'm like, how confident does that look? Because it's so slow. No, I'm just always a bull in a china shop. Always. Like, that's the energy I bring. Yeah, like...

Like, no one would mistake that you took ballet classes when you were little. No. Like, even little things, like, just pouring milk into my cereal. Nothing dainty. It's gonna spill. Like, I just, I'll bust open this, and that's, like, it's a mess. And then they were, like, come, and then I'm like, can I do things slow? Yeah. Because my dad would always be like, slow down, slow down. And I'm like, why? Yeah. So...

I think I might change. You sometimes have like a nervous energy when you want to get something done. You're like, okay, well, this is my task. I'm doing it. I need to eat. I feel like I'm either 100 or zero. You're always famished. No, like you've always, you literally are always just coming back from war. You're like, no, I haven't eaten. I'm also so embarrassing when I'm famished because you're like, have you not eaten all day? And I'm like, I've had four meals, but I'm really hungry. No, the other day I literally got in bed and I was like, I didn't eat.

I didn't eat. Like, I have to get up and eat. Like, this is crazy. We're just different.

No, I've like, will be while I'm eating, I'm thinking about what I should eat next. What's your next meal? So anyway, there are definitely different forms of choking. And we're just raising awareness. Just raising awareness. So your friend might say she's not choking, but if she's humming for the next 20 minutes, she in fact has a Tostito lodged in her throat. I've definitely talked about this before, but Andrew Collin, my favorite story he ever told was how

He thought he was choking to death. And he drove himself to the hospital. And he drove himself to the hospital and he got there and they're like, are you okay? And he goes, I think I'm choking to death. And they're like, that's weird.

Like, you're talking. They're like, you drove 20 minutes here because you're choking. There's this, like, tool that, like, every mom has now that's like a suction cup that you can put in your kid's mouth if they are choking. And honestly, I might get it for Tor, just for you. Like, I feel like I should have that in my bag. Sorry, my friend's choking. Okay.

Now that I'm around some moms, like, um... I also, wait, I feel like you would, your face would turn blue before you, like, disrupted or, like, interjected to anyone. I'm such a people pleaser. It's like, I think Hannah's passed out. I mean, she's fine. She's literally fine. She's snapping. She'll come back. Um...

So my sister-in-law has a newborn, and she learned that sometimes the baby's uncomfortable. All babies do is eat and poop, and sometimes they get kind of, I guess, backed up. Yeah, they get gassy. They have to fart. So she bought this thing that you just stick in the butt, and it's like an air thing, and then you pull it out, and then you just pull it out. No way. I kind of want one. I was like, that looks like it feels fucking good. The release step. The release. Yes.

Oh, my God. I'm, like, I wish you remembered being a baby. But nowadays...

That was a crazy high thought. Are you high? No. Like, there was a time in your life where you did nothing. Like, you, someone did every single thing for you. I wish that you could remember, like, a little bit of it being like, I'm hungry. And then all of a sudden it's just like a bottle in your face. I just think kids are so funny. I want to hear myself talk when I was three. Like, how was I working out situations when I was three? Because I know I had opinions.

100%. Like, do you ever just envision yourself, like, when you were little, just you see yourself, like, walking around the house and just seeing, like, the bottom of chairs kind of? Yeah.

Like, do you have any memory? Like, you know, because you're like that tall. And you just see people's, like, shins. And you're, like, running around looking at shins. And then, like, big people are like. I think when you have kids, I feel like you probably see them do something and you get this rush of, like, that was me as a child. Nostalgia. Did I tell the story about spraining my ankle? No.

You've kept this one to yourself. When was this? I think it was like the day after one of our recordings. Okay. And then I blocked it. What shoes were you wearing? I'm not. You're not at liberty to say. I refuse. How dare you? Are you under contract? I'm under contract. I refuse to say. Because Butter needs to get. Butter needs to get. No, I get it. Butter has a lot of gifts coming in the mail. Butter needs to be provided for. You were wearing something that rhymes with rocks. No, I wasn't.

Hannah walked in here today and goes, look at my high heel Crocs. And I'm like, just get out of my face. Tell them what you really said. They were really comfortable when I put them on. And you looked cute. I wouldn't go that far, but they were comfortable. Way lighter. I did not like them. They're so... I was not... What? You said you did not like them. No.

I didn't mean to say that. I did not have sexual relations with those. That's how I feel like you sound with a tie. So, I actually, I did the Daily Show, which was so much fun because... How can we go from laughing hysterically to being so... We do it so often. It's like, it's actually not normally like... End scene. Literally.

No way. Okay, this is the thing for like, it's really important that you and your friend like laugh at the same time, but it's also extremely important that you stop laughing at the same time. It's like an uncomfortable situation. I hate when someone laughs for like five seconds too long. Save, like I would off myself. Like what do you do during that time when they're just, and they're McClucked. I like just smile. And you're like, the moment's over, babe.

No, I know. So I do The Daily Show and it's actually a really cute full circle moment because it was with Michael Kosta who...

I played tennis with when I was starting comedy. Oh, wow. And he's a tennis player. And I remember being like, you know, do you have any advice for like a tennis player to get into comedy? Whatever. So what a niche. So niche. People out here are like, if you're a tennis player and you feel like being funny, call here. He basically was like, you know, they're both individual, you know, whatever. I haven't done that many like TV type stuff. So it was kind of cool. And it was like the set with live people, whatever.

So I shoot it, and I was very hungry. But I had to drive to West Hampton from the city, which is a sturdy, like, almost two. So I'm starving. Classic. I'm foaming from the mouth. Yeah, you're in pure Hannah mode. Because I didn't really eat beforehand. So I had lunch, but I had an idea.

I just hadn't had dinner yet, but I was losing my fucking mind. And it was like 8 o'clock. Yeah, that's a late dinner. What are we, European? It was the potato famine. And so I Ubered myself. Remember where you're hungry? It's literally like the potato famine. It's like my family hasn't eaten. It's like what, since noon? No.

I haven't had dinner yet. So I go on Uber and I love planning an Uber. This is girl math. Getting Uber Eats so that when you get to the house...

it's there. So it was like, I found a Mexican restaurant. I wanted enchiladas and it was like, it's going to take 50 minutes. And I was like, take your time. Take your time, babe. You put that enchiladas verdas together. You put the sour cream on nice. Cut that avocado. Don't rush for me, honey. No. So I'm sitting back and I'm watching the guy and I'm like, we're going together. So excited. I get there and Des is like, you want to go to bed? And I was like,

I have dinner coming. Am I in trouble? I have not had dinner. I'm like, you go to bed. I'm waiting for my enchiladas that'll be here in approximately five minutes. And he's like, oh, I would have like made you something or heated up something. And I'm like, I want my enchiladas. I had like a long work day. This is my little reward for myself. Like I really think, yeah, because now you're in it. You're like preparing to have enchiladas. I go, this is the only thing I have to look forward to in my life right now. So he goes to bed and it's also like,

pitch black right now because it's 10 o'clock so I'm like starving yeah no ravenous that's actually such a long time couldn't stop and get a snack for the car like a bag of chips no because it was like a driver yeah like an uber guy so then and he's I wasn't gonna disrupt him right he was busy he could have been starving too he was like he was trying to get home you know what's so valid imagine you're like do you want a snack yeah

No, actually, I took an Uber home from the Hamptons a couple weekends ago, and my driver was like, do you mind if I stop and get a coffee? I said, babe. I'm like, what else are we going when we're in there? He's like, do you want to come in with me? I'm like, of course I do. Like, we're getting snacks. Salty, savory, sweet. What are we doing? I'm like, do you like TikTok? I can sit in the front. So anyway, yeah.

So I love telling long stories for no reason. The...

The guy comes. No, we started with, like, full circle moment just for you to end it with, like, you didn't get the enchiladas. Is that what we're getting to add? Oh, no, the enchiladas, they came. Okay. But so the guy, it was raining outside, and I had to go, like, downstairs. Okay. So I immediately am like, I know myself. I do stuff too fast. I'm going to, like, break my neck on the stairs. Are you wearing shoes or you're barefoot? I'm wearing shoes. Okay. And it's raining? We shall not speak about the shoes. Okay.

And it's raining. Like a drizzle. Like just annoying. Like a spit. Okay. Do you have any other detailed questions? Not at the moment.

of the wood was the deck. No, like, I'm thinking, like, was it really wet outside? Had it just started raining? Like, are you slipping? It was, like, just started raining, like, annoying. Is that why when I came over, you said, be careful of those stairs? I was like, what? So, but I was like, we're going slow, we're keeping our cortisol levels down, and I took out my flashlight. So I do my flashlight, and I'm going down, and I'm also ravenous, but I'm like, breathe, breathe, and through nose, other mouth, and...

I get to the bottom, and there's one more little tiny lip before the driveway. It's not a stare. It's a lip. Yeah, and you're like, I don't need it. Didn't see it. Okay. I tell you, my ankle snapped. Are you on the ground? Are you fully on the ground? So if I had fell, I wouldn't have snapped my ankle. You know when it turns and you kind of go with it? Yeah. I don't know. I just felt it snap. And you know, I haven't snapped my ankle.

Not to brag, I have tiny baby ankles, but like a massive calf, so I think I'm prone to ankle sprains. I might have made that up, but I actually think genetic... Okay. Who are we to say? I have a dainty ankle. She's weak. She's...

Demure. So I snap it, and you know when you're in so much pain, but this is not the time. Yeah, there's something going, there's a strange man. The strange man is in the driveway, lost, holding my enchiladas. Come on, lady, you're my last delivery. So when you first sprain your ankle, adrenaline hits, and it feels like it's hanging by a thread. So you're like, my foot is hanging here. I know.

You know what I mean? No. I've never snapped my ankle. No one's made an ankle out.

Not a sprained ankle in the house. Wait, I guess that's such a sport thing to me. No, knock on wood. Never sprained an ankle. Never. You already did it. Never broken a bone. Really never had an activity-related injury. But you know what's fun? All my injuries happen off the court. Like on the court. I thought you were going to say off the cuff. I was like, yeah, obviously you're not planning them.

So I'm like fighting for my life. So are you standing? Yeah, but I'm pretending. You're teetering. I'm pretending I'm not hurt walking down. I have like one tear. And I have to walk back up the stairs. Why am I crying?

This is a prime example of your friend is laughing too long and you're like, stop. Stop. I walk into the bedroom and I go, I've been shot. I've been shot. I've been shot. No. I go, I sprained my ankle really bad and Des goes, no you didn't. He's such a...

That is so dead. He goes, no, you're walking. You didn't sprain it very bad. And I go, no, like I think it's going to swell up really quick. And he goes, you're fine. Yeah. You're fine. Because we had friends visiting and like the main reason they were visiting was to play tennis with me. Oh my. From Ireland. Oh my.

And it's been planned out. Wait, wait. I just have to say this. The other day I'm at Hannah's house and we were talking about something and she was like, oh yeah, the people from Ireland are coming. And I like sit for a second. I'm like, the people from Ireland? I'm like, your family? Your in-laws? The Irish are coming. The Irish are coming. The Irish. So we've been planning this like whole tennis Irish people coming over the day before. They were coming in like six hours. They were like on the plane coming from Ireland. Yeah.

And I snap my ankle and he's like, you're fucking fine. It's in your head. You're good. It's in your head. So then I'm like limping around alone while he's in bed, eating my enchiladas. How were they? Worth it. So my Mexican Uber Eats was the reason I snapped my ankle. 100% worth it. We'd do it again. 10 out of 10. Next day, wake up, can't put weight on my ankle. You're kidding. But that's like some ankle sprains, like give it 24 hours and then it's fine. And how are you doing now?

In what way? No, it's a lot better. Are you walking fine or you're still like... I'm walking fine, but I had to get one of those little ankle sleeves and then I tied it up. I was like a little injured bird. This was supposed to be your month of rest and you've had so many crazy things, I feel like. No, I need to go back on the road and that's where I'm safe.

Like I thrive in chaos. I was actually going to say I feel like maybe you thrive more in like being regimented. For sure. Because like you know when you're on tour, you know like I'm doing this this day, this that day. Yes. Well, it's like get on the plane, sleep at the hotel, perform on stage. Yeah.

where now when there's nothing going on, it's like I create chaos. No, literally. You've also been shopping a lot. I know you're bored when you send me like- When I start shopping for sconces? No, literally like things from Revolve. I'm like-

How many hours have you been sitting there? You know I'm shopping when I start sending you things that you should buy. I'm like, I wouldn't, but this is so Paige. I think that I could dress you immaculately. Wait, I would love, we should pick one show. Yeah, that I dress you. That I dress you and you dress me. Do you think you can dress me? I think I could. Because you have to really go off script. Okay, so then maybe we do it for like a later date show. A YouTube video? Okay. Okay.

Like we do it in like December so we can really plan it out, get our sizes.

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Can I come for something right now? Yeah. No one actually wears slip dresses. Like you buy it, you're like, I'm gonna be that like goddess in the summer with this like white slip dress or like the lingerie dress. I've never once picked it to wear it.

Because I'm never like, oh, I'd rather be more naked tonight. I'm going to stand with you. I'm going to stand with you. You never, it's cute, but you never choose it for the night. Is it even that cute? It's not. No. It doesn't show your curves. Sometimes it's really matronly, I feel like. And sometimes, like, it'll be sweaty or, like, there's always a crease in it. I just feel like it doesn't hit the way I want it to.

And here's the other thing I know like midi is really in. I like midi if it's like a very trad wife outfit where like this skirt is like fuller, but midi like tight sometimes or like not even tight, like kind of loose. No, if you're going to go trad wife, like go full trad wife. Like lean in. I just ordered a dress that's full trad wife, but I have no idea where I'm wearing it. But I was like, I need it. You're just waiting to become a trad wife.

God, no. What does it look like? It's like straight down to like my hips and then it poofs out, but it's polka dotted. Oh, I love that. It's ivory with black polka dots. I got it from Self Portrait. I love that. I love it. But I'm like, here's like my vision was that like I would wear it somewhere in Europe. But like, you know, when am I going there? When you shop...

Do you immediately think, like, what shoes you're going to wear with it or, like, what bag or what, like, jewelry or just, like, I like that dress or I like that top? No, I just do it like I like that dress. Okay, good. Because that's what I do. I used to be like, where am I wearing this, though? Like, I'm not wearing, like, I'm not, I don't have an occasion to wear this. And I've stopped doing that. Mm.

Because every single time, like, that occasion would come up and I'd be like, I should have ordered that dress. I do have to do a quick shout out for Burner Phone. And it was about dumbest purchases. And you know how you buy stuff for, like, who the person you want to be? Yeah. Like the trampoline. Yes. But, like, I will buy clothes based on, like, if I was more interesting. Yeah. Or, like, the woman I wish I was.

But like you never actually will wear it. You know what I just bought from Zara? A pair of like low rise suit pant shorts that are like long. Shorts. Yeah. But they're like suit pant material. But I feel like

Like with a little kitten heel and like a tank. It'll look so cute on you. I think it'll be so cute. Yeah. And it's comfortable. My thing is like I will buy like the sexiest dress to be like, she's a vixen. But you'll never wear it. Never wear it. Or like. Well, yeah, you can't be like, you can't be uncomfortable in something like tight or like a zipper. Like I could be getting impaled by a literal zipper and I'd be like, this is fine.

This is fine. It looks great. Me doing a fitting is me just being like too tight, too scratchy, too loose. I don't like that. Yeah. No, I'll wear something if it hurts. I actually prefer it. You're a fucking freak. You're a little fucking freak. Oh, other hot take. Yeah. Actually, I'm not going to give a take. I want you to give the take. How do you feel about being able to put like 20 posts per Instagram post?

I think 20 is excessive. 20 is excessive. I agree. I think it's too much. It's too much. I spent three hours on someone's dump the other day. No, 20 is like... That's a Facebook album. Grace, do you know what a Facebook album is? Okay, just checking. Obviously, 10 was restricting, but sometimes we need some boundaries in life. No, and that's one of them. Give me some boundaries. Make me pick between some of the photos. I like that. Don't give me freedom. No. That's when bad things happen. And it's also just like...

I don't take any pictures. Like, I wish I was more aesthetic in my own life. Like, I wish I could see something like food on a table and be like, oh, so cute. I'm going to take a picture of that. Like, my brain just doesn't go there. But also, it's like, do you want your brain to constantly see something and be like, that would be good for the grid? Yes. I don't know.

It goes back to like when I see someone on vacation posting a ton of shit, I'm like, they hate this vacation. Yeah, they're bored. They're bored. Well, I'm like, how do they get it in? How do they get all the outfits with the perfect hair, with the perfect makeup? Like when I'm on vacation, I do like really think about my outfit. But then like when it comes time to get ready for dinner, I'm like, it's just my parents. Who gives a fuck? Also, like if I don't get the shot.

We didn't get the shot, babe. Yeah, like we didn't do it. I'll try a couple times and then I'm like, it's not for me. It's not for me. Sometimes don't force it. Right. Sometimes the shot's not happening. It's not happening. And like enjoy your time with the people you're with. You don't need to get all the shots. Are we Buddhist? It does feel that way. It's giving Buddhism. It's giving Buddhism.

It's giving just like being aware and living in the moment. No, I know I'm adult right now because I did search for a sconce. I don't know how to put a sconce up. What type of sconce? No, it's funny. I have two sconces in my apartment right now. Do you like them? I don't know where to put them. No, I don't know how. There's so many like steps. You need an electrician. And that's where they lose me. Where do you get an electrician that's like trustworthy and knows what to do?

That's not Trisha. He's here. You know, it's funny, like, growing up with a dad that, like... Was handy? Well, was handy, but also very, like... He didn't, like, go into an office. Yeah. So, like, I didn't know that, like...

I didn't know that your job could be an electrician or you are the plumber. I just thought my dad had all these friends that knew. You got a guy. Yeah, because it would always be like, Pete's coming over. Pete's going to fix the sink. Things like that. So then when I got older, I realized, I was like, oh, these are professional people. The world is just run by my dad's friends. But that's so New York to be like, I got a guy. I know.

Until like age eight, I thought the whole world was run by my dad and his guys. The mafia of Albany. No, literally. I remember one time we were going. My dad had to go to the dentist. And the dentist was like, okay, you're going to need like a crown. And my dad said like, okay, well, I have a guy that can make it if you put it in. And the dentist was like, not how this place works. He's so Italian. He's like, no, no, no. I'm Italian.

I got a guy who can make it. Yeah, I got a guy who'll do it for half. And I'll bring it in. You put it in my mouth. The dentist is like, I don't. Okay. Okay.

So I feel like with my parents, the home was just a home. Like, I don't remember anything being put in. It's just like that was the house. That's how it was. That's the house. Yeah. So now that I have to, like, get stuff, it's crazy. And then, like, Des does actually have a lot of cousins. Yeah. We got a plumber. Yeah. He's an electrician. And I'm like, well, get him to come over. And he's like, he's fucking, he's got the family, he's busy. Is Des handy? Yeah.

So he is not handy, but I didn't know because I don't even know enough to know he's not handy. Got it. You're so unhandy. I thought he was handy. The other day he's like, well, I'm not. And that's a beautiful marriage. The other day he was like, I'm not like a handy guy. And I was like, you're not. And he was like, babe, have you seen me do anything? And I'm like, but you're a man.

Okay, I'm going to say something. Being handy is very important to me because I would put myself on the handier side of the spectrum. Wait, I totally forgot that you are, you, what are you doing?

You go to Paige's apartment, she's like... Oh, my drill bit? I definitely have a drill bit. You have what? A drill bit. Oh, a drill bit? What is a drill bit? Sometimes you gotta drill things. I've drilled plenty of things. And my wire cutters, my bolt cutters. Did you watch Bob the Builder growing up? No, it was after my time. What was I saying? You were saying you need a guy who's handy. I need a guy who's handy because I'm very handy. Like, you want that painting...

Yeah, I could fucking, I'll put that up on the wall. Like, I have a level. Like, I can do all of those things. You saw my plays. I literally just have paintings against the wall where I want them to go up. No, I know. I could come over and fix those. So this thing does, if you give him instructions,

He'll do it. Like, if I get stuff from Ikea or Amazon, he'll put it together. I think because, like, growing up, my dad, like, if I came home and, like, my hair clip broke, my dad would fix it. Like, it was never a thought in my brain, like, oh, I'm not going to be able to get this fixed by my dad. Like, he'll know. Like, he'll come to my apartment now and I'll be like, this broke on my bag. And, like, he'll fix it. I think this is fucked up, but, like, men fixing things is important because...

They break a lot of things. Yeah. No, but like what else? They should know. What are they doing? So being handy is really big on my list. Mm-hmm.

And I feel like I dated a lot of guys in New York City that couldn't fix things, and I got the ick. I was like, if I can fix it and you can't, that's grossing me out. The thing is, Des is a genius, so he figures it out. But in a smart person way, not in a like, you just take this wrench and then you gotta pull it. He'll Google it and shit. But I also, for me, if a guy's too handy, I don't like it. You don't want them to have a tool belt.

No, that turns me off. Like, if he knows too much about toilets, I'm like, what it? Yeah, get in it. Let me put your head in there. I've always wanted to put someone's head in a toilet. I also think it's like, it gets to the point where it's a little mansplaining too, where they're like, oh, the light, oh, fuck, I got this. And like, it's fine, I just don't want him to be mine. Like, I want him to be my guy's friend. See?

I would like if they could fix certain things. Like, I will say Craig is, like, kind of a nerd, so he can fix, like, all my electronic stuff. Like, that I have no... Oh, that's cool. Like, I don't know any of that. I'm like, just throw it out the window. It doesn't work clearly. It is fun when you can tell they get joy from, like, fixing stuff and doing stuff around the house. You know, they really do. And that's another problem. I'm like...

I'm like, this is just basic living. Like, yeah, fix the ice maker. Des does get obsessed with certain things, like a bush. He'll be like, we need to make sure this bush stays healthy. And he's checking on the bush and making sure that certain things are... He'll get passionate about... He was obsessed with a tree at one point. And I thought that was so cute. I recently got passionate about a plant. Which plants?

What's his name? It's a girl. I don't let men live in my home. That's like being crazy. No, actually thinking like almost getting a boy cat. I was like, no, that will turn the whole vibe off. I've had to say I've had a plant for three years that I've kept alive and I recently had to repot her. Wait, I'm stressed. See, immediately. Nope, I'm stressed. I'm getting a new plant. I can't get rid of this plant. I think it's like a lucky tree. Yeah, I think it's like a lucky my lucky plant.

And so I had to get like all, I had to get like potting soil that was like for transferring plants. Already in stress. And then I had to get like, and I got like all organic. And then Craig like helped me take it out of the original pot and put it in. So like I was very passionate about it. She's gorgeous now. I love her. She now has like a new white like big pot.

vase that she lives in. It's stunning. How's Daphne? She's just perfect. She's just the most perfect thing I've ever encountered in my life. And here's the other thing. Like, yeah, she likes other people. But like if other people are at my apartment, she's following me around to like different rooms. And I'm like,

She knows who mom is. Yeah, she's like, that's my mom. She knows who mom is. I did want to add, I'm very into Diet Pepsi by Addison Rae right now. Did you watch the video? No, I didn't even know. You know, a lot of people don't know. None of people know about it. I feel like they don't. But wait, I did see a clip and the guy who's in the music video, who is that? He's just really hot.

No, he's from something. He's an actor. Yeah. But he's just all jawline. All he does is sit and clench his jaw the whole video. I feel like he was in Pretty Little Liars or something. Yeah, one of those shows of just hot people that they don't even have to put words together and you're like, this show's really good. Those are my favorite kind of shows. No, literally. You just described all of the CW growing up. The CW, yes. I was like, pop the fuck off. So it's called Diet Pepsi, and I played it and like,

It's fucking good. Yeah, I love her. I just got emotional.

Like, I literally got emotional because she's been through, like, a lot of just, like... Are you getting your period? No, we just added it. No, but I'm sensitive right now. But she's just, like, been through a lot of doubters. I wonder what her crazy parents are up to. Her crazy parents that almost took down her whole fucking career. What's the song about? Like, what's the sentiment? Losing all your innocence in the backseat. Oh, my God. That is so not what I thought. You got emotional? Yeah.

Yeah, it's the first time she's poor. That's really emotional. Well, I thought it was so cool because I was like, wait. What the hell does that have to do with Diet Pepsi? I love when people call the title of songs like random words in the song and not the chorus. Yeah. Yeah.

Like, Diet Pepsi is just, like, one of the lines. But she... Because she could have said, in the back seat. But Diet Pepsi is more interesting, I think. But I just... I love when people, like, reinvent themselves. I love when, like, literally no one is rooting for them. And they're like, fuck you. Like, I love doing this shit. And she's young. She's young. And this is a fucking great video. Okay. It's a great song. Giggly Squad. Stamp of approval. Stamp of approval. To Girlboss Town. Yeah. But, um...

It's all about losing all my innocence in the backseat. And I was like, oh my God, this is what Paige was talking about in Albany. Oh my God. No, because as a city girl, no one had a car. So I'm like, oh, this is how normal people... As a suburb, we were having sex in them. You were having sex in a car. Well, I did once, but older. But we were like, you'd be in your bedroom.

That's so intense. No, like it's really intense. And your parents are like upstairs. You had to like, I mean my high school boyfriend did have like a basement in his house. But even still, he would drive me home so we would like, you're not going to have sex when his parents are up in the kitchen. Yeah, but her song was just so cute about like

the moment of you're a girl and then I mean it's fucked up and then one day you're just like a woman well it's fucked up because we're experiencing like oh whatever happens I am losing something like I'm losing this like innocent side of me where men are like gaining respect and experience gaining something and we're losing something like Chris did you ever afterwards did you ever afterwards Chris how old were you when you lost your virginity what do you think okay intrusive oh I love this game uh like 16 yeah yeah

I'm great at pinpointing. Did you know that? Did you take it? That's my secret power. That would be literally illegal. Wait, when you were 16, how old was I?

I don't know. I don't know how old you are now. 31. 31? Oh, that's a lot of math right now. Did, Chris, after you lost your virginity, was there a moment where you were like... Where I went to all of my friends and... I'm not a little boy anymore, and I'm... I'm a man. And I just, like, lost being pure. Yeah, like, what is a guy's perspective? I went to all my friends, and we were all like, yeah! Yeah. Remember the first... Have you ever taken anyone's virginity? Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. I think the first guy I was with, we both were, but like, I don't recommend that at all. We were lost. We were scared. Yeah. And it was like a half virginity thing. Like I was like, it's not going to work. Everyone lost their virginity half at first, right? Yeah. I think if you go full on the beginning, you're not okay. You should call your mom. You should call your mom. You should call someone. No, I feel like every girl was like, oh, no, no, no, no, no. Maybe next weekend.

Like, I feel like it kind of hurts and, like, maybe next weekend. I feel like I used to do that all the time. I still do that. I still do that. Yeah. Like, actually, no. I remember when I realized I was first getting boobs, I got really emotional. Like, I was looking in the mirror and I was like... I thought I had cancer. Yeah, I think everyone thought that.

Wait, when you first get the hard bump? Yeah, and like something's really wrong. And it hurts. Yeah, it hurts so bad. And then like here's the craziest thing, though. I was so pumped. I was like, oh, my God, I'm getting boobs. And then they just never came. And I was like, what a mind fuck. Can I tell you what's so fucked up? I didn't have boobs. And then at 18, I got boobs. Wow. It was like. I like just got them.

Like in the last three years. People were saying that you had a boob. There was a boob job rumor going around. I loved when that rumor was going around. People were coming to me. I feel like you started it. Well, I go, I mean, I can't say she has that.

I can't say she hasn't. I don't know anything. I don't know for sure. I'm like staring in the pot. That's my favorite voice you've ever done. What is that voice? And I can't say she hasn't. I can't say she hasn't. I don't know. Also, sometimes we take that out of the room so weird because something will come up about you. Yeah. Oh, God. And I don't like if it's anything like opinion. I'm like, I don't want to know. Do not talk like I'm not. I don't want to hear anyone talk. But it's it's.

Whenever I hear my own voice on a TikTok, I go, oh, that wasn't for me. Well, sometimes I'll be enjoying a TikTok and I'm like, that's Paige's voice. But there's a recent one. Do you see the lesbian one that you commented on? No. Wait, which one did I comment on? It was a girl being like Paige's servo.

As a lesbian? Yes. And you wrote, like, I'm so honored. Yes. That video was, like, such a compliment. No. It was such a... I actually, like, I got scared. Because I was like, wait, are the lesbians talking about me? Because, like, now I feel like if I don't go over, it's, like, rude. There was, like, this, like, really pretty picture of you looking, like, powerful. And they were, like, Paige in, like, a power lesbian relationship would be, like, so sick. And everyone was, like, going nuts.

And I was just like, I am deep in. I think if I think if like we had to ask our phones, who are we based on like the information? Mine would say possibly a lesbian. Like, I really just think my phone thinks that because I'm always in lesbian TikTok drama. Let's be honest, lesbian TikTok drama is so much better than straight people drama. No, it's light years. Which is why the WNBA is amazing.

Have you been seeing that TikTok where girls are asking their boyfriends, like, when somebody says the NBA, how do you know if they're talking about the WNBA or, like, men's NBA? And boyfriends are getting so confused. And, like, girlfriends are just like, yeah, but, like, when you say the NBA, how do you know you're not talking about women's? And the guys are like...

What? Like, why? It's so good. I love it. I love just, like, really confusing the men sometimes. I love how boyfriends are just TikTok accessories. Like, hey, I need you for this trend. And so it's funny. It's just us trying things on them. Yeah. And some of the guys go with it so easily. And then some you could tell, like, were begged. And then some you could tell do not want to be there. Yeah, like, they don't know what's happening. I know. I respect the guys that don't want to be always on camera. I don't like when they want to be on camera too much. No, I don't either. Yeah.

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So basically this person said, fuck, I want to credit them, but it'll probably come up on all your algorithms now. She said control is all an illusion. But like literally, she said that in L.A., you know, the street buttons for the walking sign. She said they don't do anything, but they just make people feel like they're in control so they don't get upset. I don't think they do anything anywhere.

I thought you press it and then you're like in the queue. Chris, Google, yeah, Google if in the queue. Then? Yeah. That's very European of me. You're like, this is an aux cord. Then they said that a lot of elevators, if you press the shut button, like it doesn't do anything. Okay, now that I have a problem with. It's just there to make people not annoyed.

They're literally called like placebo buttons. Like just for idiots. We are all rats? I don't think it's all of them. In a fucking simulation. Yeah. No. I'm going to have a word with the mayor. I mean, I don't know what you're like.

Get that on my calendar. No, honestly, I would love, we should run for mayor at some point in our lives. We want the buttons in the elevators. Well, but also if buttons in the elevators close actually worked, people would be losing limbs. I'd be like, sorry, Sharon. Also, like if you accidentally press an elevator floor, you should be able to unpress it.

And that's not a crazy ask. No, that would have saved so many relationships. Or you know when that annoying kid starts pressing everything and you're like, oh my God. Once I think someone got in a fight and pressed all the buttons and then left. One of my biggest fears is being stuck in an elevator. And I think about it a lot. Like I would. Living in New York. I feel like it would be peaceful.

And I'd get like a really funny story out of it. Okay. Great thought process on that. Way to look at the bright side. As long as I knew they were coming to get me out and there wasn't a possibility that I could drop. Oh, I didn't think about the drop part.

Then I would be I'd find I'll stay in there for five hours. You know, it's so fucked up I was like, that's such a good excuse to cancel your plans. Like would you rather go to your plan? Sorry, I'm stuck in an elevator. Or get stuck in an elevator. Get stuck in an elevator. So maybe let's have some gratitude for a fucking second.

Let's be positive for a second. As long as my phone was 100% charged. Do you ever look around and you're like, would I fuck with this group? Yes. All the time. Actually, she looks interesting. Sometimes I'm like, I can't get stuck on the elevator with these. Not these people. No. I think about it all the time. I wonder if anyone ever fell in love.

With getting stuck in an elevator with a finance bro? I'm sure there's like a lot of elevator meet-cutes in New York City. You know what would be hot if you got stuck in an elevator with a guy and then he fixed it? And we're all about handymen. And full fucking circle. New York City has no handymen. No, they really don't. They don't. I've dated a lot of guys and they're like...

I've dated a lot of Jewish men and they said like, no, I'm Jewish. I'm not fixing things. I don't know why that's. And I'm like, OK. But then I dated non-Jewish guys. They can't either. And they can't fix things either. And they like grew up in New York. So I wonder if it's like, oh, you literally just called. Well, probably like you called maintenance and you're building. Yeah. I mean, I'm still not handy when something breaks. I'm like, we need a new apartment. Yeah. No, I like I love moving furniture on my own.

This is one of my favorite things. This is just rearranged furniture. With your like little long fingers, how do you even move them? No, I have crazy strength. Like I moved. You're such a cat. I moved a crazy table the other day and my assistant walked in and was like, how did you move this table? And I was like, just pure willpower. I did it with my mind. You got mom strength. Yeah, I was just like, I need this table moved. So I'm moving it. I'm blown away. Chris, were you going to say something?

Not at all. Great. Good. Keep it that way. Good. We were just checking. I was actually testing you to see if you were going to overstep. Do you have anything to say? No. We have some good questions. We have some good questions from the gigglers that we didn't hit before. If you had to choose an athlete today, which sport? Golf or tennis. Why?

One, I feel like it's like very chic. I'm into like matches. It doesn't seem like they are like they're not going to like camp prior to. They're not having like a big win with their team and going out after. My outfits could be way better than my outfits could be for like football or basketball. I'm going to say tennis, not golf for you because golf you have to stand.

I don't see you standing. No, I'm not standing. And you walk. No. No. Not for my husband. Tennis would be so good. You'd be such a good tennis wag. I would be a great tennis wag. I could see you getting into it too. Like the other person is a winner and you're like this motherfucker. Yeah, I would be very competitive. And you'd be the, like, the player would look at you and you'd be like, get a

No, if I dated a professional athlete, we would have talks after this. You'd be like, what the fuck was that? Yeah. You're better than this and you're embarrassing us. What are we practicing for? Do you think this is a joke to you? Did I wear this outfit? I do my job. Why don't you do yours? I looked great today and you're making me look bad. How is this going to work? Right. Hit your fucking forehand the way we practiced. No, I would actually, maybe like I'll have a son and he'll be a professional athlete and I can. I can so see you becoming a professional athlete.

Like an intense sports mom. Sports mom. Absolutely. I also want to be Girl Scout troop leader. I feel like Girl Scouts are canceled. Are they? No, the Girl Scouts aren't. You can't cancel the Girl Scouts. No, they just had a cookie collection. I bought some.

I don't think they're canceled. But you know how guys would be like, I could tie a knot because I was in boys' school. I hate that shit. Yeah, I hate that. Can you? No, I don't know. I don't want my Girl Scout. On my honor, I will try to serve God and my country. Like, what? What are you serving? We're eating brownies. Serve your country. Get another scoop of ice cream, bitch.

No. I would choose basketball. Really? I think basketball is hot. Basketball is hot. Like, you have to have so much swag to play basketball. I love sitting courtside. Like, in college, I feel like you had to be cool to get invited to the basketball house. That's, yeah. I mean, but also the basketball guys were fewer. There was only, like,

Like 20 of them were like football. There was like 400 of them. Like everyone was fucking a football guy. We're the basketball team. And you also see all their faces. Yeah. So like they were very known. I remember one freshman year. Freshman year I did love this one basketball player and it traumatized me. And then I never... I could never... I could never date another basketball player. What happened? He just like didn't know I existed. So did you date him? For like a minute. Yeah. And then it was really sad. And then I was like...

Because also, if you think about it, the age difference in college actually is wild. A freshman in college hanging out with a senior in college. It's crazy. That's crazy. That's crazy. You have nothing in common, really. Also, like, for all the girls in college, like, do not trust any of these men. No. Like, as an 18-year-old girl, you should not be around these women.

He's wild, and they're so fucking horny and weird. No, they're so feral. And you are such a perfect angel at 18. No, 18. And some of them are like... And if they play a sport, they could be like 20 fucking three. Yeah, because they're like super seniors. And you have no idea. And you're just like... You barely kissed a guy, and you're just like... You're worried about your fake ID. It's a whole thing. Just stay away from boys. So anyway, actually, I had this one...

basketball player and I, like we got along really well. And I think he was, he would occasionally be like, are we? And yeah,

And once I was out with him and he gave me his coat. I think I told this story. And then he was like, can I have it back? Yeah. And that was a low point in my life. But then once we like, he was like, can we stop at my place? And we're like walking to a bar and I was like, sure. And we went in, he's like, I'm gonna go to the bathroom. Came out just wearing his boxers. And it was like really cold out. So I was wearing like layers. And I was like, what are you doing? And he's like, sorry. Goes back in, puts his clothes on, comes out. And we just like continue the night.

- What? That is so weird. - Well, we were like very close friends and he was like six, seven. We had a good personality. - So in his head in the bathroom, he's like, you know what I might do? Go out with no pants on and see if she's deaf. What did he think that you were gonna be like, oh my God, cool boxer. - Like run onto him. - Yeah, like girls are just like, you're like, what's going on? - But then we ended up months later like,

hooking up and he was the first uncircumcised dick I saw. Oh. And it was really funny. And that's a moment. People don't talk about it. That will change you. That will change you. Because in the flesh, it is an anteater. And you don't know it until sometimes you're done and you're like, what? I'm so drunk you are. Yeah.

I'll never forget one time my girlfriend at the time, she had slept with some guy and she was telling me about it. And she was like, and he was uncircumcised. And I was like, oh my God, that's crazy. Like, was he European? She was like, no, he's from Florida.

And I was like, that's crazy. Like, no, that's insane. He was from Minnesota. There was no reason. Yeah, I'm like, where could you even find that guy? The next night, I'm not kidding. 24 hours later, I sleep with this guy. I'm literally getting up, putting my clothes on, and I'm like, wait a minute. I literally run to my friend, and I'm like, you'll have no idea what just happened to me. Post-sex uncircumcised guys, unbelievable.

It's a turtleneck. Yeah. And you're not ready. You're not expecting it. This is my, because I was good friends with him and I'm an inquisitive young lady. You're asking the questions. I said, how do we work with this? Is there something that I need to know? Is there a formula? Before I dive in, what do I need? I remember like, and he looked at me and he was like, it's just like any other penis.

And I said, and that's where I'm gonna have to disagree. - Somebody standing in front of me saying, "It's just like any other penis." I'm filing a police report. I'm literally speed dialing my lawyer. - He goes, "Treat it like any other penis." And I go, "If you have to say that, there's something wrong." - I'm doing my usual business.

well, thank you. That's what I was going to do. I was actually, and first on the checklist. Yep, let's get to it. No, that's insane. Let's go back to our regular schedule programming. All before, like, having sex, you're like,

He's like, well, here's the thing. You can treat it just like the other ones. But that's the thing. Like when you're trying to give bad hand jobs, like it's different. But what I've learned is one, it's a little barbaric that we just like cut the skin off of. Yeah. What? I don't know the background. Some people say it prevents disease. It hasn't truly been proven. And that guys who do have the skin still on actually have better blow jobs because they have more sensory. More nerves. Nerves.

Why did I look at Chris when I said that? So deeply. I was like, nerves. So, yeah. We live and we learn. I guess it's a personal preference. Now that we're talking about college hookup stories...

College hookups were so much fun with the chase. Like, I loved... I was obsessed with getting crushes. And I like to do it from afar. I didn't like to meet the guy. I like to be, like, look at, like, the roster on, like, the track team and be like, that sprinter is hot. Yeah. Let's see if we run into him at the study hall. No, that's, like, a fun game. Oh, I love that game. And then, like, three weeks later when we're suddenly talking, it's like, how did this happen? Yeah. I've been tracking you. I would do it at schools that were not mine, so that made it a little sticky, you know, because I'm like, I don't have a key card. But...

But I need to be in that library immediately. She doesn't even go here. She doesn't even go here. You know, I'm like running across the quad. They're like, she's not a student. Security's chasing you. I'm like, guys, come on. But this one track guy, we... So many times would happen, like I would get such a big crush and then I'd start talking to him and I'd be like, I didn't see that for you. Like, I didn't see that. You'd be like, oh, well, we don't have anything in common. It's like sometimes they're...

energies can be so bad. Yeah. And I remember something was just off about him, but I was like, nope, we've committed three weeks to this. He has really nice blue eyes. And we started hooking up and he got, you know when they get weird? Yeah. You start hooking up. I hate when guys start hooking up and they become like,

Mm-hmm. You know when they get this, like, crazy eye and they're like, yeah, and you're just like, oh. Oh, my God. I've actually, like, I'm saying, I'm agreeing, but I'm frightened for you. Have you ever had that where, like, you're, like, they just turn into, like, and this is me now. Oh, like, whilst having sex? Yeah, like, once they start the hookup, we're like, they're a normal guy. Like, they're, like, chilling, then they're like, oh, well. One time I had a guy that really loved biting his own bottom lip, and I was like, ah!

It's not going to work for me. Jail. Jail. It's not going to work for me. And it was a full performance that was being had in front of me. And I was like, I literally felt like I was looking behind me. I was like, who are you doing this for? Yeah, Kim. Like Kevin James and Hitch. Just like. Yeah. I'm like, this is not a burlesque show. We're in the Lower East Side. No, that's like a dad at a wedding. I don't like that at all. No, I don't like when they, yeah, their mannerisms change. And like suddenly they have like a different eye.

I like a like a villain in a movie. Yeah. No, I don't like when men are too into sex. That's an it. Yeah. It's like that is such an it. They don't be too into it. Yeah. Don't act like you've been there before. Yeah. Don't like just be happy to be involved. Like jerk off before the date. Yeah. Yeah.

Why are you looking at me for all these? Every advice to men, we want you to write it down and live by it. Write that down. So yeah, this track guy got like, he got like veins in his head. Like it was like, I have a question because you were a college athlete. Yeah. When athletes would be like, I can't come before a game. Is that true? That was literally what I was about to say. So he's like, I'm being all crazy. And I was like, are you okay? And he was like,

I haven't jerked off in like five weeks because it's bad for my track. Where you let it out. I literally was like, you have a loaded gun in my apartment right now. You came in here. How dare you come here juiced up. Juiced the fuck up. You came in here with a fucking machine gun. We have candles lit. Read the room. Read the fucking room.

This is a place of peace and tranquility and a safe space that you just came in with that fucked up energy. And he's like, sorry. I haven't turned it off in a while. And I was just like, oh my, this is a you problem. And I don't want to be a part of this weird philosophy. And then I guess we hooked up. But again, you're just like, this is like, this is us. It was so turned off and also weird. And then I remember he woke up and he was like, I have to go duck hunting. No. Goodbye. See ya. First I was like,

You killed a duck? Why would you kill a duck? You just killed all my future babies. Have you ever had duck? Like eaten duck? I do like a Peking duck. It's very good. Peking duck house in Chinatown. But not when your boyfriend kills it. No. And that was very, that was a Brooklyn, Wisconsin culture shock. Like the guys would duck hunt. And they'd ice fish. Two things that are derogatory. No. Ice fishing is...

That seems like something that the Olympics would do. It's giving. Breakdancing. No, ice fishing is just, I don't see one joy in it. Ice? No. Fishing? No. Why would you put them together? No. That's insane. Also unsafe. Unsafe?

Unsafe. Truly unsafe. I will say, like, you know when people are like, oh, I thought we were going to run into, like, quicksand more. I thought I was going to run into thinner ice more. Like, I thought I was going to have to go on my stomach at, like, at least once in my life and evenly distribute my weight. This is fucked up, but I really thought I would have to stop, drop, and roll. More often. At least once. At least once. You know, I actually saw someone stop, drop, and roll once. They were on fire. Yeah.

this happen?

A couple summers ago, a guy was at a restaurant and a candle lit his shirt on fire. And he was, I mean, he was on fire. And I was honestly in shock. Where was this? Applebee's? A restaurant in the Hamptons. And he stopped, dropped, and he rolled. And I was like, you know, I didn't know if they were being serious about that, but I guess they were. That's crazy because that's the last thing I would do if I was on fire. Same. I would come up with a fire.

With a fucking dance move and be like, eight, five, six, seven, eight. I feel like it would be like if someone was like, there's a spider on you. I'd be like, get it off. Get the fire off. Yeah, I would chuck myself. Yeah. But no, he stopped, dropped, and rolled, and he was fine. And he was fine. Walked it off, and it just continued. I mean, it was crazy. He said, do what you normally do. Do what you would do with any other penis.

I'm going to start saying that. A lot. Well, just do what you would do with any other penis. We need to do that TikTok where it's like things we say when, but like I can never think of them in the moment. No, we have to. I feel like Giggly Squad, we have so many. So many. It'll be so easy. Anyway, guys, thank you so much for giggling with us. Sorry we just got to one question. Did we? What was it? What athlete would you go?

I literally came with so many questions. What athlete would we hook up with? Oh, it was just sport. They didn't want specifics. Yeah. Oh, do you want to give specifics? I'm just trying to think if I have any specifics. Um.

Matteo Verrettini. Oh, I think he's so good looking. Jimmy Garoppolo is always at the top of my list. I think that's it, really. Any other athletes I've seen recently that I'm like... Because this is a sports podcast, real quick. If you're in New York City, it's the qualifying week of the US Open. Go. I don't know if this comes up. Basically, in the future, the qualifying... Is it going to... I don't know. I don't know what week we're in. Just do what you would do to any other business. Do what you would do to any other business.

I wish we could put that on a shirt, but Nana would, and my mom would scream. But anyway, it's free and it's really fun and you go and you see everyone practice. That's like the best time actually to go than like paying for expensive tickets. Anyway, speaking of tickets, you guys sold out Radio City basically in pre-sale, which is insane. I feel like we have to do a kick. We have to do a kick.

We knew the New York City girls were going to come through. And you know what? We're adding another fucking show. I didn't even ask you. Should we add another show? Yeah, we have to. We're adding another show. Well, I think it's because we have to because all the New York City girls were like, really, guys? You're not coming to fucking Long Island? I love when they bully us. No, we were getting fully bullied. They were like, you know what's fucking hilarious?

hilarious that we made you. Yep. And now you're not going to do a show in New York. With the greatest fucking city in the world, you don't fucking acknowledge New York. That's hilarious. So it was like Newark, New Jersey? Really? Derogatory. So a giggler DM'd me, and I don't think I responded yet because I got nervous and excited. She said, my sister is a Rockette fan.

Like, let me know if you guys want it. Should we do a video with the Rockettes? No, we need to meet them. My thing is, like, my kick, like, they're going to be upset. Like, it's going to ruin their day. Like, I can't even get above my knee. Oh, I thought you were saying, like, because it was going to be so good. I was like, yeah, I feel like you're not that flexible. No, but we need to meet them. Like, I might tear an ACL. Yeah. But it'll be funny for the content. We love you guys. Thanks for giggling with us. And sign up for our newsletter. Subscribe, rate, review. Love you.

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