Ep 518 - Daddy's Home (feat. Steve Gerben & Chris O'Connor)
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- Gerbys? - Yeah. - The Ocon man? - It's good to be back. - Matt's out of town, although I'm out of town, but Matt's, I think Matt's on, I think he's in Turks and Caicos. - Really? - Yes. - But, wow. - In bigger news, the return of the Gruul. The return of the Gruul King. He's back. - Yeah.

What the fuck? What took so long? Well, what do you mean? I asked you 9000 times. No, you didn't. No, no, no. But first of all, I retired twice. I did retire twice. What do you mean? You're retired from the podcast? Yeah. Officially? Yeah. Because Matt, he's got gruel in the rafters. You can't retire. I did. If you're allowed to. You're allowed to? Well, yeah. Hiatus. I did the first time Matt titled a Gerby Swan song, I think.

And then when you were like, dude, I was like, I got nothing. I don't know. You know what I'm going to say? That's how it works. You got nothing. You thought we thought we had nothing. And then in the car, Kirby's accidentally spilled the beans a little. He was telling me he was at Wawa and he was talking to Amy from the show about how he wanted to wear these nice patterned pants.

oh and he was like all right here i'll let you tell misrepresenting the story i i if i'm not allowed to address the okay yeah you can address them well no i won't do okay i'm done but what direct address back talking to the camera what a showman well no because it's so i had ordered a sweater off of ebay

Because it was like a Lacoste sweater. It looks awesome. I haven't worn it around shade because I don't know what he's going to be there. Yeah. You know? And then she was saying you should wear it with like patterned pants. Were you there for that? I was like, are you out of your fucking mind? Yeah, yeah. I thought it was for golf. I thought you were going to go golfing in it. No.

You were just wearing it. It's just casual. Patterned pants. What type of pattern? No, I didn't even want... That's what I'm saying. I didn't want patterned pants. Oh, it was being thrust upon you. And she couldn't comprehend the death sentence. All right. And before they think I'm an asshole, it's like, that's good. You need the checks and balances, which you acknowledge, because without me, this is what started the conversation. He said, without me, he'd be a jewelry man. Yes. He'd be wearing rings and...

And then he admitted he would be wearing bracelets. Car ride home. He spills the beans about what type of bracelets. And he's thinking Johnny Depp style. He's talking tons of like leather bracelets, which insane. And then he also spilled because we're in the car and I'm playing music. And I realize Steve Garfield.

There's not one song I can play. And then I realized Steve must not like music. And he was like, I'm not much of a music guy. No, no, I've tried. I have tried. I've tried to go through a fan. I've tried to be like... What do you listen to? I do the same thing. I did this guy in college and he was really into fish and disco biscuits and I tried to go to a jam band concert.

That sucks. It wasn't my scene. No, that sucks. It's like a lot of that dancing like this. Yeah, yeah. But then I realized the only song I know he likes is Pirates of the Caribbean theme song. Yeah. And he wants to wear Johnny Depp bracelets. He wants to be Johnny Depp. So then it gets worse because I'm like, you just want to dress like Johnny Depp. And he's like, no, I don't. Second later, he goes,

I did try the bandana wrist. I didn't go out with it. I just put it on just to see what it was like. This was years ago. Walk around the house. You tried to wear a bandana bracelet. Exactly. The thing about... Insane choice. I feel like I'm not that far off from it. From a bandana? Well, first of all, recently I almost decided to just listen exclusively to movie music, like theme song music.

Yeah, I understand. Rap takes a toll on you. You drive around and it's literally talking about jizzing in your girlfriend's face all day. It's as close as I can get to actually listening to classical music is just listening to Thomas Newman songs. Shawshank Redemption soundtrack. Well, listen. And I do think about jewelry every once in a while, but it's so not for me.

I've never put it on. I want to go back. I do agree with the first statement that it's important to have a Shane in your life and for friends to, you don't want to. Yeah. You know? Yeah. If you were out here in Westchester, all, all by yourself,

If we weren't doing tires, you'd be wearing a bandana bracelet. At this age, no. I don't think so. You'd be out of control. Although the fame and stardom has gone to your head. How has it gone to my head? What do I have on my wrist? You got that tattoo? You know that guy had that. That's 20 years old. How dare you? All I'm suggesting is it is true. I remember, I think like...

at least the time that stands out in my mind was I had made a video, I put it on YouTube and then Shane was like, you wore that shirt because you think your bicep looks good in that shirt. And I was like, no, but yes. Yeah. It wasn't necessarily the shirt. It was the way you were. So he was, I don't want to go back. It's really great. He was doing like a handyman YouTube channel. And then one of the shots was him laying on the bed. Like why was it late?

He was leaning on the bed, flexing his heart. No, that wasn't the shot. I was sitting on the edge. Shaking, flexing. I was sitting on the edge of the bed. It wasn't a whole thing. It was a very funny show, though. It was good. Don't try and throw me off Kildare. No, I swear. But... What was it? I think everything you do is good. I really want my dad in his retirement to start a handyman YouTube channel. It would be great. Just dropping screws. God damn it.

Just leaving the camera rolling, beating off in the room. It's a seven and a half hour video. He jacks off twice. God damn it. Fuck. Live streaming. Dad jacked off. He's trying to build a birdhouse. Just keeps jacking off behind the shed. It's a goddamn Philips.

Oh, man. But... Patsy! If you're going to tell me you don't want to wear a ring occasionally...

I don't want to wear rings. It's never rings. It's never rings. It's like I do. I think like a necklace for some necklace across my mind. What? You would wear like a V-neck and have like, yeah, you'd be weird. Neither of us. Neither of us have the body type for a chain.

You don't have all the shoulders. I have a hunched over neck. Half the chain would be laying flat on the back of my fucking neck. It'd be bad. It is funny. Without shoulders and wearing a bunch of stuff on your wrists. I know. I didn't want to bring up the shoulders, but the shoulders with the fucking giant dead braces would be nuts looking. It'd be chaos. Yeah.

It wouldn't be cool. If you wore a bracelet like that, I would think something happened to your wrist. If you got super tan and shaved your head, you'd look like a street fighter guy. I tried that. Shaving the head? Yeah. I have an old St. Christopher medallion that my mom gave me when I was a kid, and I want to make a necklace out of it. Every once in a while, I think... I will never, but I do think about it. I think you could wear a nice...

Thin necklace. I know, but it's like it's a whole new guy. You know what I mean? I know. I'm not that guy. Yeah. And the thin necklace also on me looks crazy. Yeah. I've gone swimming wearing a necklace. I look insane. Yeah. It's not good. I always think of really insecure dudes when I think of the chain with a medallion. It sounds like we're the ones that are the actual insecure ones. I know. I know. But I get to put it on. Like, who do I think I am? I can never wear it.

fucking necklace no one would care I never wore a watch in my life until I got this now I see what that's about I feel like I have a photo that I it's like a breaking case of an emergency if I ever need to make something up to you

What photo? When I shave my head. Let me see it. No, absolutely not. Please. Absolutely not. Why? Because I look at you, but what the plan was, I was going to like, this was like Facebook time era. Yeah. And I was going to like say, put this post that's like, I'm done trying to fight the hair loss. Like, you know, and it was wearing a shirt that said real women suck dick. Oh my God. What the fuck?

That's a joke. And so I had that photo. And it's insane. I'll show it to you. But my hair, just to... Who gave you a shirt that said real women suck hair? I bought it offline. You're such a pervert. No, it was a joke. I know. But...

My hairline is like so thick right up front. Yeah. And then it's thin. Yeah. So when I shaved it, I would get like a five o'clock shadow like here. You get a little Rinaldo. Yeah. Is that what it is? Well, no, it's just a soccer player that did that. Oh, yeah. Look, doesn't work for me. I thought I could do it. I've been on this podcast bragging for years. I'll go. I'll just go bald like a man. Yeah.

Start staring it down. Yeah. You go, oh, this is not going to be good. I thought I'd get jacked or something if I was going bald. I can't be bald and fucking fat. There is no point in making money if you can't get your hair back. What? I got a haircut the other day and the lady like showed me my hair from the back. Not good. I'm getting hair. Good for you. I'm not going to bring it. I'm going to just stop it.

Where it's at. That's fine. I'm not going to get like a hairline. No, go all the way back. It would bald. No, no, no. I'm just saying. Oh, no, no, no, no. Get a lush. I don't like when people do that. I like when people have fake hair and an old face. I go wrinkled face with a hairline. It's crazy. No, no, no. But it looks so good. No, it doesn't. Yeah. The pros. You're going to go to Turkey or whatever. No, I'm not. No matter what, I'm not going to Turkey. Yeah. Terrible idea.

No You did like somebody stuff around here I heard the best guys are overseas, but how could that be? I think it's just the cheapest Okay, I would yeah, I would want yeah, I had a yeah, I don't know I'm not I probably won't ever do it out of laziness. Yeah, I

It's never too late, right? Yeah, it is. You can't go bald and then get hair all of a sudden. Yeah, you can. I mean, you can, but it's crazy. It's tough. Nah. It's wild to not have hair. I think that's what you should do. Just be really ostentatious about it. Let it go all the way. To my eyebrows.

It'd be like if Louie got hair. Yeah. It'd be fucked up looking. It'd be sick, dude. I don't know. If fake hair creeps me out a little. If Louie came back. With a full head of red hair. That'd be awesome. He's back. He's, yeah. Well, Gerby's...

It's amazing to have you come out of retirement like this. No, thanks for having me on. What have you been up to? Sexually, what have you been up to? Don't. You know I bring you audio. I need to know about your sex life. Yeah, yeah. I mean, it's exactly what you would imagine. Same old tricks. Same old tricks. Perhaps a few. Ooh. That's a new one. But no, I can't. But you were at the table. The only thing that I, you know. What? Discovered. What did you discover? Just that different women have different sensitivities. Yeah.

Oh, in the script you included this? It's real? That's real? How did you find that out? Research or? Through open communication the better. Yeah. So what did you discover through open communication the better? That different. Well, I mean, are we. So, well, we'll just write something else. But different sides of the. We can. Yeah, that's fine. Clitoris are sensitive for different women. They'll be like one side. Some ladies are like, I'm a lefty. Yeah.

I didn't know this. Yeah. And now I'm thinking about my own dick and whether it's lefty or righty. Mine seems like a middle. Yeah, I'm a middle. Yeah, just an all around. Mine's a middle guy. Pretty sensitive in general. Equal spread. Yeah. Yeah. All right. Well, good. We got that out of the way. You still talking dirty? Do you have anything you want to share about that? I don't want to share, but I do still talk dirty. How do you like living in Westchester? I love it. Yeah, this is very nice. It's incredible.

It's so nice. It's actually a little too nice. I'm fucked. I know. I know. It's so cozy. Fucking Austin. I know. It's hot. I don't know. It's hot. Okay. There's no tree. This is, there's not, this is, doesn't exist there. Interesting. Yeah. Rocks and dirty trees. Yeah.

You don't realize how much of this is like a part of you until you like leave it? Yeah. Okay. You know? I'm a Northeast guy. You are a Pennsylvania guy. Obviously, I'm a Pennsylvania guy. I don't know. This is like when I went to Spain thinking I'd be Hemingway. Yeah. I went to Texas and immediately was like, nope. I like it here, but this is not for me. I don't belong here. Could you imagine being someone who actually traveled by like horse and wagon down to Texas? I got the whole way down there and was just like, fuck, it's hot. Fuck.

And they go, fuck, I brought all my friends. Fuck. And then that's probably why they just kept going. Yeah. Just like, no, it's got to get better. It's got to get mauled by Indians. Think about the dumbasses that got stuck in the Midwest. They probably got there in like the spring or the summer. Yeah. They're probably like, this is great. Fucking 12 feet of snow three weeks later. Yeah.

Oh, man. But no, I've I've it's it's obviously it's great to driving on the roads, driving roads are nice. Like just lush. I'm ready to get the fuck out of Philly, though, already. Yeah. Yeah. I'm excited to get here. Philly did take Philly did take the hit.

what's that of covid wise yeah philly got it everything's closed yeah and scary and it is scary yeah it i i tried to like take uh some people to coffee shops like that i always used to go to i went to like four different ones i just kept walking around the city because they were all closed they'd all just been i'm sad about bards and yeah irish pub yeah those are staples need bards hey back that's where you used to get after it

I did. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So we would hang out after... You used to be a party animal. Not a party animal, but you know, you'd have... I remember one time we got a bill at Bards and it was Kent and Doogie and myself and they called me Fancy Pants. Like on the... That's totally uninteresting. Were you wearing Fancy Pants? Yeah, I always just tuck in my shirt and sometimes wear a tie.

doing stand-up. You would have absolutely hated me. I've seen pictures. Yeah, yeah. Brutal. Embarrassing. Sorry, I wore a blazer once doing open mic. I haven't forgotten that. That was a decade ago. What were you trying to do? Just change it up. I wore one of my dad's blazers. I wore blazer and jeans on stage at the Harrisburg Comedy Zone. Probably talked about... Probably was racist as fuck.

Then got blacked out and went home. Not much has changed other than the blazer. Yeah, yeah. It's still my night. When did you guys first meet? 2012 or 13. Was it just at Helium? Yeah. Interesting. Yeah, it would have been Helium and Medusa. It was at, yeah, it was at Helium. You came up to me and you said, that was good. Nice. Wow. Yeah. I'm just a nice guy. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah. You smashed. I heard that you like won the Baltimore thing. Yeah. Yeah. And you smash. And I was like, holy shit.

And I was too nervous to say anything. I assumed you'd be like, fuck you. Yeah. You knew deep down. You came up and you were like, that was really good. Yeah. I knew you were a good guy. You were wearing like a North face. I was like, that guy knows business.

he's just got it together i'm not hanging out with the rest i mean you were the best option everyone else there was visibly retarded the open mic scene was insane yeah it was crazy you guys had a nice you guys were before us yeah yeah that was like you guys had some good guys yeah for sure that was mckeever and pope yeah and yeah that's right yeah

And I remember seeing Kevin Ryan Foley. Sure. All those guys. All those guys. And then there were some crazy boys on the... Who's that one dude? Kind of looked like Dave Chappelle. He went nuts later. He came back and, like, threatened to shoot up. Oh, nice. I don't remember that guy. Shoot up Raven or something. Yeah. Even if I know the name, I'm not saying it now. Yeah, we're not saying it. Yeah. Well, other than that, we're just all...

Working on tires where you guys are. I stop in. I say, how's it going? You are. And has Steve tried to get you into golf yet? No, I've I've been in Philly. Oh, yeah. True. I'm out here. I'll give it a shot. OK. I don't I don't think I'll be available. I don't think there's going to be a day off. I know it's crazy. It's going to suck.

Well, what else we got? I'm trying to think of a story. I you don't have to you Ross. He wrote something down Well, I I think from a long time ago, I'm trying to but I think I didn't see anything I was looking through it earlier. That's all right. Well, my god, we'll think of something get your spectacles back on One thing I have enjoyed. Oh, what's that?

what have you enjoyed i've enjoyed just like this is a particular type of like trash person around here that yeah i feel safe around i agree you know it's like i recognize the the homeless here yeah they're pretty bad they're pretty wild yeah i was gonna say they're better than the austin oh here yeah yeah yeah here's great here's the woods we're in the woods yeah perfect where a white man should be out in the woods safe talking about

Clits with his friends. No, I was going to say on... I actually had a wild-ass week. On Monday, I went to the Monday night football game. Chris was with me. The Kiss Man joined me to watch the birds. Watch the birds suffer a terrible loss. But they look good. No, they didn't. Yeah, they did. The Falcons suck. That was bad. Well...

They, yeah, whatever. They win that game nine out of ten times. Yeah. And A.J. Brown coming back would have helped there. Regardless, I thought, you know, it's like we got the table read the next day. Oh, man. Got to take it easy. And then we're leaving, and they're like, do you want to meet Jason Kelsey? I was like, yes.

We're talking to him. I'm like, why don't you come down to the bar I always go to? He was like, yes. Now, he was pretty sober because he was working. I was hammered. And then we get to the bar and it's like, let's chug beer so you can chug faster. And I lost. So then obviously I was like, rematch. I lost again. Worse. I got obliterated. Wow. It was a bad evening. Dude, he throws them back. He can throw them back. Yeah. And you were. I was close. I was right there. I'll get him next time.

How long did you guys hang out there? I don't know. After the first chug, I was kaput. Have you talked about the other Bard story or Bonner story? Which one? Oh, no. We don't need to bring that one up. Definitely not bringing that up. That's not good. So that was my Monday. Tuesday, we did the table read and I wasn't that bad. No. Not at all. I would never have known that you were hungover.

And this is what I said to Chris. I was like, he was perfectly pleasant. And Chris was like, that's the problem. He's low battery. Yeah. Yeah. He's not on your ass. Yeah. Yeah. But then I was like, all right, we got to slow down this week. Then the kneecap boys came to Philly.

I had to meet up with them. Have to go. Yeah. That became a night. I was like, free Palestine! That was a crazy night, dude. Irish fucking balaclava on, like, free, free Palestine! Yeah, so it was good. And, you know, things are going well. What are those guys like? Are they kind of three of the same guy? Yeah, they're awesome.

They were exactly who you'd hope they'd be. They were just fun. What did they have to say about Philly? Were they... That's where... All right. So I'm Mr. Fucking... I'm the IRA. The second somebody... Any foreigner is like fucking... America, you guys are fucking out of your minds. Fat. The food's terrible. You guys... Why don't you shoot up a fucking school? Yeah. I was like...

don't you guys do anything ever your country's a dump shut the fuck up i'm mr fucking ireland yeah you realize you're an american the second yeah ireland is an american colony

Fucking right. That's right. Don't tell me. Don't bring that shit up. They're our colony. No, no, no, no. We send them goods and travel. Don't bring that up. Why? They've already got one oppressor. We got to get England. No, we don't oppress. We support. We need England out of there. Yeah. Out of the north? Yeah.

Did they get into that at all? You'd probably support them. I don't... Honestly, I'm going to show my ass here. I don't really know what's going on. None of us do. Yeah, yeah. You just got to pick a side. Yeah. Be obnoxious. I just... Yeah, I literally watched that movie Hunger or whatever and was just like this fucking British. Fucking British. No, if you... That's another one. Always impressing me. If you actually look into it, it's yes. The British are awful over there. Yeah. And if you look into other conflicts throughout the globe...

The British. Not the British, but just you look into it, the people saying they're being oppressed. Sometimes they're actually being really, really oppressed. Yeah. By people of your heritage. Well. Let's get away from this. Let's get back to Steve and his clitoris talk. Yeah. Well, it is funny you showing up to the writer's room because it is like when you're not there, I'm very much like the cat's away.

Muscle play? I very much adopt your... He tries out all your moves on the rest of the writing staff. How do they like it? They're probably off-put. They get bodied. What are you doing over there? Nothing major, but just cutting people off. Shut up. It's fun. It's so much fun. Yeah.

It's fun. Why don't you try to give us a better idea? Stuff like that. That's good. I show up once a week and I go, are we done? Finish it. I walked into somebody's office that works there and they were like, you're not allowed in here. I was like, it's funny you bring that up because you're fired. That's why I'm here. Pack up your shit. Yeah, power. I'm not handling the power. Do you think you'll fire one person? No, I'll probably never fire anyone. Yeah.

It's got to be fun to fire somebody. No, it doesn't. No, I mean, yeah, we could send this monster in there to fire. Yeah, you would. Yeah. He nodded at you. No, I buckle. I fantasize. It's like the bracelet or the necklace. I fantasize about it. But in what way?

Just getting in there and actually doing it would be terrible. But like, I don't know. What does the fantasy look like? Just to have someone do that. You're not allowed in here and be like, fuck you. You're gone. Self-righteous. Yes. Well, yes. They were obviously, they were joking. If they were serious, I would have actually fired them. I would have done everything I could. I don't think I have the authority to just fire anybody. So how do you like that NA beer right there? I do like it. I'm on Chris's side here. Can I get a sip of that? Yeah.

You had one of these, I think. Yeah, it's good. I feel like one day you're going to break and enjoy the energy. Those aren't bad. Yeah, yeah. Those taste like Heinekens. Yeah. Oprah. We were talking about Oprah. There we go. Now we get some topics. Well, I mean, does anyone else follow her on Instagram? She looks great. Or is Oprah hot? Yes. They're doctoring the photos.

airbrushing the shit out of them there's no way there's no way when she gets up in the morning she's looking good it just can't be how old is oprah what do you think she is no you are right but you know i bet it's all she's looking good in the i don't see it too much there's a good picture yeah how old is she you know it's weird i don't know anything about oprah

I don't either. I know that she, she Gail's your best friend. She dated Stedman for a while. Who the hell's Gail? Who's Stedman? Oprah's 70. She looks incredible. That's what I was saying. Holy shit. Yeah. But so does Dolly Parton. It's gotta be the same. Dolly Parton. Dolly Parton is like, by the way, this is the funniest podcast to just be like Oprah Winfrey. I'm

I don't think any of us know anything about her. I don't. All three of us are like, I don't know anything. I don't know anything. I don't know a single thing about Oprah, what she's done, her life, other than she has that show. I don't even know what makes her popular. Like, I don't understand how she's any bigger than the people on The View. Like, what does she do? Well, she interviews people. She put together a show. She had Oprah. I'm not listening to any of that. I mean... I'm not listening. Did you never watch Oprah growing up? No. No.

No, I watch like Sally. I watch Sally. You guys are watching this? Yeah. Sally and Jerry Springer. Yeah. Yeah. Sally. Donahue. Springer is different. That's not like. Yeah. Springer is its own thing. He was in the same rock block, though. Damn. Winfrey rules. She was born into poverty in rural Mississippi to a single teenage mother. Whoa. Nice. Yes. She stated that she was molested during her childhood.

And she became pregnant at 14. What? Oh my goodness. Her son was born prematurely and died in infancy. This could all be like this. That's how little I know about it. This could all be. This is like Lord of the Rings. Yeah. Made up.

You think she's lying about being molested? If anyone's going to do it, it's Oprah. Bro. She was then sent to live with a man she calls her father, Vernon Winfrey, a barber in Nashville, Tennessee, and landed a job in radio while still in high school. By 19, she was a co-anchor for the local evening news. Whoa. She's a beast, dude. She is a beast.

Look at me at a podcast. Yes, it's not great. Yeah, no, it's fantastic. Oprah Winfrey at 19. Yeah. That's when radio was still big, too. I just always remember she was like on diets, off diets. Yeah, everybody was like fat bitch. She's like barely fat. Disgusting fat bitch.

She was like the first black person anybody had ever seen. They were like, fat ass black bitch. She was incredible. She was barely awake. Yeah. I remember Jenny Craig. You remember that being a joke? That was a big joke to everybody. He's like, why don't you go on Jenny Craig, Oprah, you fat bitch. And she, who's the doctor, you know, the bald guy gets a lot of...

Dr. Phil. Dr. Phil. I think he got his start on Oprah. I don't think she's lying. That checks out. I feel like Oprah is a... Her first name was spelled Orpah, O-R-P-A-H, on her birth certificate. But people mispronounced it regularly, and so Oprah stuck. Oh, so that's... Orpah is a biblical... Yeah. And that's her production company name, I think. Harpo. It's just Oprah backwards, I think. Oh, fuck. Wow. This is...

Who would have thought? Yeah. Is she still with Stedman? Is this a personal life section? Who's Stedman? I'll take a look. Stedman? Yes, she is still a Stedman Graham. Good for them. Stedman's a beast, dude. What did Stedman do? How did he earn Oprah? He was just always sort of in the background as her guy. He's just been a long-term partner since 1986.

And now they're worth $3 billion. Good for her. Good for her. She did it. She did do it. Rural Mississippi did that. It was pretty good. I was telling Sheena, I always had fantasies about being on Oprah. What would you say? Just be interviewed as an actor. I'm not going to lie about it. I just did. I'm saying, what did you imagine saying? You won't do interviews. You won't do interviews now. If Oprah was like Steven... But I'm a different person now.

You beat all the life out of me. There's no time that I'm talking that I'm not like, what a shame here is us. That's crazy. I'm so supportive. Of course you are. So when we put out tires, they're going to make us do like a press run. Yeah. And I've turned down everything unless I can bring you. I tried to bring you to hot ones. That would have been fun. I tried to, everything, yeah. We're going to get you on these.

It's just for me. It's not for you. I just need... It'd be fun to make fun of him on Jimmy Fallon. I just feel like this guy loves dirty talk and he knows which side of the clit's sensitive. Well, you gotta ask. It's so funny to give you the worst version of your dream. I'm gonna get you on... I'm gonna pants you on Jimmy Fallon. You're gonna be just sitting next to Jane on Oprah just getting bodied. Yeah.

But Oprah, she gives you like, at least from what I remember, I haven't seen, but she gives you such like good energy to respond and makes you feel good. Yeah.

I think she just had your girl Kamala on. That's why we got Oprah on the brain. She just did a sit down with Kambala. How did it go? Obviously a disaster. Kambala's out of her mind. She was like, if you come into my house, you're going to get shot. She said that. She was like, I'm a God owner. Oh yeah, I have a girl. Sounds like she did a good job. Sounds like she did a great job.

You're going to come into my house, you're going to get shot? That's gold, Jerry, gold. You love Kimballa. I do love Kimballa. I'm so excited she's in the race. Are you a hottie for Harris? No, I haven't looked into it at all. That's a Trump supporter. That's a Trump supporter. There's no way Kirby's votes for Kimballa Harris. 100% is in on Kimballa.

I don't. Listen. Make an endorsement. This is your Oprah. The truth is, if you're afraid to make a presidential endorsement, we know it's sad. Yeah.

I'd rather not comment on this issue. Chris is openly haughty for Harris. He's a white dude for Harris. Openly. Which is fine. He's always been a lifelong Democrat. You're entitled to your own opinions. I support that. It's just where I live. That's my zone. I walk around. That was my favorite Trump quote recently. What was it? Kambala. I called her Kambala.

I was just joking around, but they're acting like I mispronounced it. We like that nickname, Kimbaba. It is. Anyway, the comrade Harris is a disaster. He goes right back to his speech. It is so fun being around you for all of this. I love that his next line is, comrade Harris is a disaster. Because whenever he gets sidetracked off the teleprompter, he'll be reading a speech. He does that when he's reading. He does do that.

He was just working at his shit. And then he breaks from the teleprompter and talks shit. Yeah. And then it was funny that the teleprompter line seemed to be Comrade Harris. So he's like, Kambala, they thought I was saying it wrong when I said Kambala. I was not. Anyway, Comrade Harris is a complete disaster. Right back to his speech. He does do a good job, though, of like even when he's riffing, looking like he's reading it off the teleprompter.

I've watched a lot. I know when he breaks. Yeah, you can tell when he frees up because he'll read the line. He'll read the last line of teleprompter and repeat it. He'll be like, and the economy is a disaster, and it is a disaster. And then he'll go. I know you hate compliments, but just really quick. Please don't. All right, fine. I want to hear your Kimballa Harris impression. I don't even know how to give it a shot. Prompt me. How does she sound? Okay.

Uh, madam versus president, madam versus president. What would you do to lower costs for everyday Americans? I don't even have her in my head right now. That's exactly pretty good. That's exactly what she would say. This is actually really good. She hasn't answered that yet. She broke the fourth wall that she's just a complete act. She's like, I don't even have her in my head right now. Oh wait, I do have that. The only frame of reference is like, uh,

You better thank a union member. You better thank a union member. That's fun. I wish I was a little bit black so I could run for politics and just adopt a 1950s preacher whenever I wanted. And have all the white people go, I like it. This is a good speech. Something about it. It's so good.

That was one of the most painful Obama videos is him saying what up to all the NBA guys. Did you ever see that? It's pretty fun. Yeah. You're like, oh, man. No, he gets a pass for that. I don't know. I do that. Do you? Sometimes, yeah. Let me hear a little of that. No, no. Just like sometimes you hit, you know, it's white guy, white guy, black guy. Yeah. You go, what's up, what's up.

That's not good. What else do you got? What would Matt say right now? We need to channel Matthew. If I go into that, they give me the distance. The wrist turn to keep you away. They're dabbing you up out there. Creams.

You think he'd be talking about creams? Yes. No, that's more of a throwback, Matt. That's out of a while ago. This is new, Matt. What is Matt on to right now? What do you think he's on to? He's got to be channeling some type of vibration we haven't heard of yet. I just saw him recently at Helium. Yeah. He's fantastic. Oh, man. I told him. His hour right now, I think it's the best.

I think it's the best hour. Incredibly. His current hour. It's so good. And also just like a, such a fun person to be around. When we were in Los Angeles, it was, you are so much fun to be in a pool with. That's a compliment you have to take. It's, I am, I'm blessed. It's like the right amount of like relaxation. And then like, I'll come over and grab it. Balls of faces. I'm going to get you.

But yeah, Matt, also just such a pleasure to be around. Wonderful human being and I miss him dearly. Last time I talked to him, he had the ring and he was tracking his... His stress levels. Yes. That would be a very legitimate way for me to start wearing jewelry. We do. No, it wouldn't. It's not good. I don't like it on Matt. I don't like it on anyone. Matt is seemingly doing it for real research. I know. I'll allow it. You want to see how stressed you are?

I agree completely. I don't want a reading. Yeah, no, but he's also getting information about when he's operating at his highest level. And I want some of that. What do you mean? I want to see if I ever get up there. I know exactly when I'm at the best. Yeah. Four. Four beers. Yeah.

Four beers. Don't you want some data to confirm that? I've run all the tests. I've done 10,000 shows. I've done a bunch of them on 10 beers, a bunch of them on no beers. Four is the magic number. Three or four Bud Lights. Three or four Bud Lights. I would love to see like a Rocky IV level fucking lab montage. Ah, fuck, I had 12 again. It was when I filmed the special.

That was right. I mean, that was a real harsh reminder. I did the first show. The first show wasn't good and I did it totally sober. First show was great. Turns out the first show was most of the special, but I, you know, I wasn't excited about it. So I wasn't even upset. I got off stage. I was like, give me a case of Bud Light. I know what I need to do for the second show. Limber up.

You do need a little distance from reality in order to... Be able to do that? Yeah. Tomorrow is going to be the most insane thing I've ever done. What's that? Tomorrow I'm doing Scotiabank Arena in Toronto. Oh, my God. In the middle.

And do you not get panic attacks? I forgot about it until right now, but yes, now I'm nervous again. Fuck. Dude. Yeah. Because he came back like he's seen a ghost, Chris. That was a scary show. Yeah. In Atlanta. Yeah. What's it like? What are you seeing?

You see only the exits. Yeah. The tunnels. So it looks like everyone's leaving. That's all you see is people coming out to go to the bathroom. Yeah. There's thousands of people, but you get to see 150 people leave to go to the bathroom at least.

So the whole time it does look like a mass exodus. And if there's ever a quiet part of a bit, you're just a sea of black and people walking out and dead silence from like God knows how many thousands of people. Yeah. With a hawk's blood. It was crazy. And I hadn't done stand up in two weeks. And I like I just hadn't been on the road with Shane in a while. So it's just like I just got airdropped into like, oh, my God. It's a tough time to jump back in. Just walked right back up.

My little like parlor bits. You're doing it. No, no, because he scared the shit out of me. No, you're doing Philly. I don't want to ruin the surprise, but... I don't know about that. I need you to do it. Look at the camera and tell the people you're going to be there. You're not going to break their hearts. I'm going to be at the show backstage for sure. You're going to be there. It's a terrifying... You're going to be on stage. You either endorse Kamala or you... Or you're a hottie for your hair. You either...

If you don't do the show, you're silently a hottie. If you don't do the show, you have to wear a bandana. You have to wear a bandana. Three minutes? Can I just take out the one little thing and then just do a little... Three or five. Three? Five. Three or five? Three's too fast. It's literally going on stage and saying hi and leaving.

You can do five. We'll talk about it. He scared the bejesus out of me, though, with that, you know. The Philly show is going to be way scarier. Yeah. That was a stage. This is in the middle again. Oh, in the middle. Forget it. Shane, I'll cry. It'll just, it'll, it's. All right. You're doing in the round in Wells Fargo? Yes, but here's what I need from you. Because you're sitting here saying. You can probably see people a little bit better now. Saying you're going to have a panic attack? Yeah. That's also a plus for me.

It'd be better than stand up. If you go out there and collapse...

That's good. No, it's not good. It's like the Coliseum. You pay to watch a good Christian die. No, we're not shooting that day. No, the people want you to go in there and die. And just have a full-blown mental breakdown. Yeah, it'd be awesome. I would also like to see you try to go in the other direction and just be like, I would knock it out of the park. I can't do that to you. Don't start that. I also need that energy. Don't start that.

You see, we got a lot of first pitches this week. Ian Fidance threw one. Stavi Baby threw one. How'd they do? Both bounced it. They bounced it. Just saying, it's not as easy as it looks. It isn't. Where did Fidance do the first pitch? Cleveland. Oh, nice. Yeah.

Not that easy. I'm just saying. It's not that easy. You know, we don't have to relitigate it. We worked on your old man throw, dude. Just lob it in there. You can lob it in for a strike. Oh, that's part of the criticism. Chris, you don't think I backed myself into a corner here? Why'd you do this to me? To you? Yes. It was playful banter. It was playful banter.

Shane, it was playful banter. And then, you know, I acknowledge that it was a strike. It's on a Topps card. What type of sexual adventures have you been getting into lately? Oh, I got a good one. What type of porn have you been jacking off to? You know, honestly, the same. It's, I think. You're back on that gruel shit. You never left the gruel. No, I am off the gruel. You're off the gruel. Because I learned information about it that kind of.

you know, I think gruel is present when ovulation is happening. And that's not an indicator. Well, I thought it was like an indicator of how turned on she was. Oh, okay. Yeah.

But other than that, you researched your way out of a fetish. So you're retiring as the gruel king. You're no longer the king of the gruel. I don't think so. I haven't been to our gruel. So what are you the king of now?

Our hot wife? Reddit hot wife. No, no, no. I choked on a spin. Reddit hot wife? No, well, yeah. Hot wife. Our hot wife, yeah. That's Reddit, right? Yeah. So it's hot wives getting fucked by other cucks. Well, it's mostly just like if you are looking for I want a porn right now on Reddit, you go there and it's just videos. It's mostly OnlyFans people just hawking porn.

Do you have to see them like leave their husband or he's filming? No, I've seen hot wife shit. The guy's filming the whole time. Sometimes the guy comes in and sucks the cum out of his wife. That's like the hardcore cock porn. I don't watch that. Yeah. No. If you watch that, you're fucking pedophile. Yes. No. First of all, so,

Second of all... That's disgusting. Listen, it's not the hot wife fetish. Time out. I don't have a hot wife fetish. It's just an easy access if you're looking for someone on Reddit. Okay, so that's just your page you like. Yeah. That's not a fetish. That's correct. But what's the thing you like when you get in there? What's your favorite? It's no different from...

Regular. You're just regular now. I thought you were a freak bull. I am a freak bull, but it's not, but never in like a, you know, sometimes you just come back to the basics. I've been stuck on the basics. Yeah. My basics are probably, I don't like deviating from the basics. I feel like a bad person. Yeah. That's when I experienced some shame.

If I've gone to, if I'm watching like a gangbang. Yeah. And I go, what have I become here? Then you roll over. Yeah. Don't worry. I like them. Yeah, occasionally. But as soon as you jizz, you go, what the fuck was that?

You know why I went there? Like, I go through phases. Yeah, I know. That's what I want to talk about. Oh. I want to hear about some phases. You ever break through? What? Glory hole. Yeah. That's regular stuff. That's a regular phase. Yeah, we've all gone through the glory hole phase. It's not the wrong thing to make fun of you, but that's a regular phase. Oh, there was a sub-phase. I think I've talked about it. I apologize for all the... That's all right.

drinking that bullshit jeez louise um there was a subreddit for a while it is now abandoned or shut down or whatever i think i talked about it's our unexpected sex it's not it's not like uh rapier or anything like that but it's it would be like uh outer course so like the the object was like only a hand job yeah yes yes yeah i never turned on that you know slips in a little bit

Oh, yeah. Exciting stuff. It's so exciting. You'd be pulling your little pod to this. Yeah. I love it. If that were a porn category. I can't stay mad at you. And you find a good one. It's the psychological thriller of the porn world. Yeah. Yes. And like every time I see something like that pop up on Reddit, it's a little bit, but like

I'm probably like top 2% in the world. Those videos are out there. You know, anytime somebody's like, look at this. I'm like, yeah, yeah. You know, like I got a digital library. Anyway. I didn't know you were this horny. Well, no, I'm not. But I mean, you know, for a while I didn't have a girlfriend. So, but yeah, that would still be like my favorite. If you find a good one.

Yeah. What do you do when you find a good one? Do you cherish it? You do cherish it. Do you worship it for like a week straight? No, I don't worship it. Yeah, yeah. Should I give one to the listeners? Should I give one to the listeners? It sucks when you get tired of it. Give one to the listeners. Yeah, now, I don't want to get castigated. Some of these are like obviously, you know, planned. You know what I mean? Yeah. But there's an elevator one. It's like hot blonde elevator tease fuck is what I would put. Yeah.

This might be a mistake. For tires. We might have fucked up here. Don't sex shame us. We're allowed to be sexual. Don't sex shame Steve. He's allowed to be sexual. So what do you type in? Blonde elevator tease fuck? Yeah, probably something like that. You ever search that and it's not there and you go, no.

Shit, what was I jacking off to? Oh shit, they took it down. What was her name? Yep. I actually just recently had a scare. What happened?

Was trying to find a particular because it you have your spectacles on now I also have to ask you have a device that holds your phone up a button You have phone device that goes yeah, right, you know I did you know a gadget hook Yeah, yeah over the top of his bed so we can lay down and watch his phone golf. Yeah. Yeah, we scroll and yeah, just like watch golf hurting your shoulder Yeah, I know it to go at Siri

find blonde elevators surprise no well it is funny literally everyone in our apartment like broke their shoulder over covid because we didn't have that right everyone's left shoulder got like a pinch there for that fucking couch yeah and just laying on your side with your phone should we not be talking about because i can talk about it yeah yeah i need one more from you

There's way worse out there already. I was doing a pretty intense Kamala Harris impression a minute ago. She's beautiful. Anyway, no, it's not a porn. It's not a porn. Wait, wait, wait. You're showing that. Wait, are we going to act like she isn't? What? Kamala surprise fuck elevator. Come twice. Yeah. Where? Yes, I got you. There's no shame in this. That's what got me last night. Yeah. Ooh, last night? And then you came to work with us? Yeah.

Jacking off to come twice and then I'm shaking your hand in the morning. Half time? What do I, you know, and then I was like. Half time to the jet ski? I just talked to you. Ew, we were on the phone. I was like, why did you relax? I'm kidding. No, no. I wasn't on the phone with you while I was searching that. No. When were we on the, we were on the phone at half time to the jet ski. It was around, it was around that, but you know, I was on a delay. You were on a delay. Yeah. While we were on the phone, you're like, look at,

I was watching the game. I was like, oh, he's way back.

But I couldn't remember her name. The way he said what? Middle of the conversation, I think Aaron Rodgers had like a seven-yard run. He was like, oh! He looked great! He did look great. If he's listening to this, he might be listening. You're doing great! Aaron Rodgers rules. Oh my God, so much fun. It is really fun watching you play. I feel like a crazy person. No, you get to talk to him.

Go ahead. You're on with Aaron Rodgers. Good for you. It is so much fun. Wow, I already said it. Yeah. We're so excited to watch you keep going. Best of luck to you. After in-between come twice, you're back to watching the Jets. How quick does he look? But he was running. Yeah. There's also something. It's like him being on the Jets, too, really does put in stark contrast how much better he is than any other quarterback they've ever sniffed.

It's like... It's fun watching them throw the pigskin. It's unbelievable. Quick release, laser. Come on, man. Because that was like their previous game where they changed it up and it was like that West Coast. And when that thing just started coming out, it was like, uh-oh. It's crazy. Daddy's home. You know? I regret that. Take that back. Who's deleting this? Gardini. Gardini. Leave it in. Put it in the intro. I need that in the intro. Daddy's home. That's the name of the episode. You're back. Yeah.

The girl gang has returned.

But but nothing's changed you're the same guy as you were the last time you're on the pot a little bit Yeah, how have you been how was success gone to your head now? You eat well the country club. Yeah. Oh you joined a country club Yeah, yeah, I know Why not because they everybody likes you and they like you yeah, they like me a lot. They're always like shade covered But everybody there is so nice Yes, but

I was searching for... Come twice. A starlet. A starlet. Yeah, yeah. You know, well... A starlet. Yeah, yeah. I'm just a porn actress. But I think that... A starlet. Well, I couldn't remember. Right. My search was broad. And you're sitting there with those glasses. Yeah. With those glasses, rope around the back of your head going, what was the name of that starlet? Yeah.

What was the name of that starlet? Your glasses at your nose? Are you on a desktop or are you using your cell phone for this? Cell phone. Over the sink. That hasn't changed. Over the sink. Cell phone. Searching for a starlet over the sink. I forget how tall you guys are. It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter about height on that. That's nuts. I've never done into the sink. Those slugs must be insane. They're not. There's not a lot coming out. You just rinse them down, they just slugs it up.

I, you know. Break them up. It's not a lot of shame. I'm sorry I'm doing this. It's fine. No, I'm sorry. Look, I have no shame about. Yeah, everybody does it. Yeah. You're fine. Everybody stirs their own jizz into their sink. Like an evil witch. Well, you can make anything. You can make anything bad sound like that. You know, the toilet paper or what have you. Just wipe it up.

I have started white beanie, but I don't want to get down the pipe up the road because of the whole... It does sometimes to sink clogs, but I don't know if it's... I don't know if it's a six clog generally, but it's like a reasonable... It's going to be a ball of hair and jizz.

I'm not going down. I'm just Drano it. Anyway, I looked up. Don't put that on the bottle. The Drano bottle. I really thought you were going to finish that sentence with don't put that on the podcast. I was like, thank you. You're an open book. This is fine. You're a good guest. Sunsetting here in the woods. Yeah. How long have we been doing this? Talking about clogging sinks. Almost an hour, 55. We're close to an hour. That's great. Yeah. It is great.

That's a cool jacket. Thanks. Brian Six loves it. I told you that before. He immediately accused me. He pressure tests anything. What? The moment I saw it, he was like, oh, that's what you're doing? Now you're a big, big famous guy with that new jacket? I was like, he's 15 years old. 15 years old. Nothing's changed. But it still worms around in the back of your head. You're like, am I doing this because I'm... Of course. You're popping that collar a little.

Little Top Gun. I do like the collar fonts. I know you do. Yeah, I do. You look good in the golf outfits, too. Thank you. Yeah. I love golf wear. You love golf now. I do. That's something that's changed. You've become a much more avid golfer. I have. I went through a phase in high school where I was just absolutely obsessed with it and then went to city schools and did comedy. So I didn't play. And then through this, I've had the opportunity financially to do it.

Really, golf constantly. Yeah. When we went to Topgolf, him and McKeever shocked me. Yeah, nice. They're good at golf. I got to play with Francis. Francis is good. He's great and unbelievable company. Yeah. I love you, Francis. Francis rules. Yeah, yeah. Him, I would have never guessed that you could be good at golf. You're great.

Yeah. McKeever also might have the ugliest swing I've ever seen. Very fluid. It's not ugly. It's like that should not work. Right. He swings like a cartoon character. Yeah. Jim Fury. Yeah. Yeah. And then I went after telling everybody, let's go to Topgolf for a week and could literally couldn't hit the ball. I can't. I can't. I was over it by a foot every swing. And then there's like the women had sort of congregated to like one of the stalls and

the top golf stalls and they were all like so supportive and cheering and

And I remember being like, I got to hit one in front of them. And so I went there and I hit one and they were all like chanting my name. And I was like, shut up. And then you just see Shane's head pop out from behind the door. And then I went in front of all the women and barely hit the ball. And they all fake cheered. And one of the girls that I didn't even know was going to feel this way. It was like, we have to clap. It's our boss.

I was like, oh. Ew. What the fuck? You ruined the whole experience. I was having fun. I was going to pay for this. I can't make contact. I can't.

You get you are you are a natural athlete Chris throws a football incredibly yeah, Chris is very athletic D-line against you only thing I can do is stand in people's way. Yeah, you're lying you're lying Tutorials, I'm sorry. Can I talk? Yeah, of course I watch like D D line tutorials on how to like, you know, yes swim. Yeah, rip swim rip and

Apparently like leg and arm stay attached like you got string. Anyway, I tried to do that on him. I didn't know. He went like half speed. Half the time in the office. There's nothing going on. So I'll be pass blocking Steven. Yeah. And then I didn't know. Unbeknownst to me in between come twice. He fucking he YouTube D line methodology.

Tried out his swim technique when we got to the office. And he went slightly above 50% and was terrified. Just fucking threw him. The speed that the hands come up. It's cool. He didn't even have a chance. It happened before I even got. And think about it. I was terrible in college. But you were recruited. Those guys would get you. Johnny Rubitone.

In Atlanta, you saw that boy dancing? Oh, yes. He was good. Yeah. Dude. One of my friends from Elon came to Atlanta for the show, and then we went out and got drunk, and he was dancing around. It was very fun to watch. They should do, like, a lineman Olympics. He was really good at dancing. Yeah, he's incredible. It was hilarious. So was Shane. They're all sneaky. You've said this, and it's cost me a lot. It's like, Shane's a good dancer. Now people are like, dance. We want to see you dance. I'll never dance.

Well, yeah, because you practice all those moves. I've never practiced moves. You fucking practice moves, dude. You practice moves. We haven't had you on in a while. Can you please just right here show the people a little MJ for us? No, no, no. Please, please, please. No, no, no. No, no, no. All right. We'll call you out on that. I'll get up and I'll do that. Oh, thank you. Yeah, at the end. Nice. I wasn't going to... But... And there's no... I'm just going to break something. We'll just move the chair and you can hit a nice MJ right there. Okay. Um...

I was saying, oh, yeah, because, you know, I got terrible vision just generally. But when I lived in New York. So I say that because when I go to a sporting event, you don't like see clearly what's happening. Yeah. So I when I was living in just responding to sound. Yeah. Yeah.

And I went down to the, I guess it was like the East River. It's like going to a baseball game with Beezer. He can't see shit, I guess. Every single time the ball goes off the bat, he's like, oh! Pop fly, infield flies. Like it had the height, though. Yeah, yeah. Shut the fuck up. I think you were, I remember being at the game, being like, I saw that it was the first home run I actually saw. Oh, when it was right in front of us? Yeah, yeah. That was cool. It was cool. It was right in the foul pole. It was awesome.

But Beezer hasn't gotten new glasses in 12 years probably, right? Beezer's his own man. Beezer was with the kneecap boys. He had a good time. Yeah, he was off the raw. I go down to the East River. They had a track and I'm like jogging. And then I guess like one of the college's track teams was set up on the inner track. And somebody got up to full speed and was like one lane over blowing past me. And it was the first time I apologize if I told this for the podcast. It was the first time I was just like, whoa. Like had that feeling of like watching a human move.

High-level athletic performance. Yeah, it's fucking awesome. Yes, like somebody fast fast Somebody sprint like us an actual track runner. Yeah, that'd be crazy being on the track my slow ass trying to run Yeah, it'd be comical you like move with the wind when they go by. Yeah I'd be mad at them

Yeah. If they ran by, I'd go, what the fuck is that guy's problem? Slow down, fucking piece of shit. There's kids in the stairs. Did we do it? We did do it. Oh, we did it. We did it. I really appreciate it. You appreciate it. We appreciate everything that you've done for us. I need Matthew. But I hope the listeners can understand we're working on tires. Yeah. And...

I'm trying. You're busy in a way. I'm trying my best. Yeah. But it is, your schedule is utterly insane.

To help all your friends. But then I fuck around and do Monday Night Football in a concert during the week. I could have, you know. I know, but you got to be seen. What's the point? I do not need to be seen. What's the point? You got to be out there in the world. You got to do something for yourself every once in a while. You got to dig a bit. All right, shut up. There's no reason to make money if you can't do the things you're doing and get hair.

I agree with the hair. I'm going to get the hair. I'm probably going to be too lazy. I'm going to be too lazy to get the hair, dude. I'm going to be too lazy. We'll go together. You can do it anytime. Whoever you go to, I'm going to. I want in on it. Don't, Cruz. Season three, we're all going to have a fucking wig. I already look like I'm wearing one. Just fill me in a little bit. I was thinking about it because it's gone, dude. And it's...

Season three season twos me. I'm gonna be a bald motherfucker this year. Yeah, I know. What can you do? It's so funny It is what it is. Normally you watch a cast like age over like ten season You're getting a beard I know what you want. I can't I even tried to get you an accident on my face I know that's how you fix your hair, right? Yep He was

Did you know that? No. He was trying to grow a beard, so he was putting shit on his face. And it was over COVID, and I was like, well, I might as well put it on my scalp, too. And minoxidil and Propecia is how I got a little bit better. He's got a wig, man. Yeah, yeah. It does look good. You got a ton back. I did get a fuck ton back. Yeah. That was gone. It was. And you were hanging on. I was...

I was going to pull you aside. I was getting close to be like, all right, dude, we got to pull the plug on this. Yeah. You were throwing some powder in there. Powder in there, looking crazy, getting... The powder is not good. Crushed in the comments. We can't do the powder. No. The powder is bad. I had a friend, one of my... I didn't even know that existed. Yeah. This is like...

Eight years ago. And we were at a party and my friend started sweating. And I just noticed like shit coming down the side of his face. And I was like, oh no. And we all noticed his powder. We knew he had powder in. We just never brought it up to him because it would be mean. But then he was dripping powder down the side of his face. We had to go, bro. Brother. Just get rid of it. Yeah. Well, we've done it. We have. That's a good episode. Now, let's just top it off with a little Gerby's.

Send them off. Man of my word. Hit them with a little MJ. The boys have, the dogs have missed you. It's terrible. Every day of my life, I get a message, where's Gerby's? That's incredibly sweet. He made me do this, like, we went out to like a business dinner. Was it Netflix? Yes, and like high powerful agents in the industry. You're like, do an MJ dance right here. It's good. What am I going to, how can I deny you? Yes. Are you all right?

Chris, I'm going to break something. No, you're not going to break. If you break something, that'll help. I'm going to get that mic. Oh, there you go. I saw it. I saw it. Here it comes. Beautiful. You grabbed your penis. All right. Thank you. We miss you, Matt. God bless you.