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Ep 481 - Kingdom Of The Planet Of The Apes

2024/2/16
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Save it for the incredible podcast we're about to do. We were just behind a little BTS talking Planet of the Apes. That's awesome. I saw, I got hit with that. There's a new Planet of the Apes coming. Is there really? Saw the preview, saw the trailer. How's it looking? Fucking sick. So the one, two, and this will be three? I think four. Four? Yeah. There was Rise of the Planet of the Apes, Dawn of the Planet of the Apes, War for the Planet of the Apes.

Now what is this? Oh, wait till you get a hold of it. Peaceful two-party system of the planet. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Now it's... The two oldest apes are falling down and both sides are ignoring it. What's the... Where are the apes taking themselves by the third kingdom? The kingdom is the new one? Yes. Dr. Zaius is back. Who?

Who gets to play their human collaborator? That might be one of my most coveted roles, if I'm being honest. Last Samurai probably is my most, the biggest role I'd like to play in the human collaborator to a civilization. Last Samurai couldn't be sicker. The best. So who gets to play, is it James Franco? So the first one is Franco. I saw that one. Yeah, that's the one I definitely remember seeing. The next one is a guy who looks like O'Connor.

Whatever that guy's name is. I think I know who you're talking about. And Woody Harrelson. There's two guys that look exactly like O'Connor. There's another guy. That's crazy. And they're both like, no, these apes are smarter than you think. I think by the second one, the apes have started to go nuts. Riding horses and stuff. Oh, really? When Caesar talks for the first time, that's an exciting moment. I feel like I've seen that before. And all the other monkeys go like.

He cuts to this one gorilla that's in a cage and the guy screams no and he goes, no racism behind it. I was like, that was LeMaire at AEW. Anytime someone went off the top ropes, just... No offense, Guard Dog, I don't know if you've explained this to him, Guard Dog was secretly filming LeMaire at AEW. Oh, really?

The autism was on. I know we joke around about you being autistic, but that was a full display, dude. Hands at his sides. Get him! No! I was like, ah! Screaming at the fighters. I loved it so much. But anyway, I've been very pumped on Planet of the Apes since last night.

So they've started to speak. Yeah, it's the fourth one. We don't know what they're up to. I think the fourth one is like... They speak fluently in the fourth one, according to the trailer, which is so cool. I think they keep saying, it's a beautiful day to be alive or something. What's their diction? Is it like, it is a beautiful day? Or do they give them English accents? No, they're just tough guys. Yeah, they're badass tough guys. So fucking sick. The fourth one's going to be all girl apes.

If they take this from me. If they take Planet of the Apes from me. It's going to be a girl ape being like, my pussy is so powerful. Hail my pussy. And Courtney Ellis will be like, listen to her. We've been mean to them for too long. The human species have totally flopped with their women.

It'll definitely be that. There's no way. You're probably right. There's no way they're not going to take Planet of the Apes. If they take Planet of the Apes from me, that's it. Get your hands off me. Yeah, you're going to have to go, no! You damn dirty liberals. Why do the liberals ruin everything, dude? I don't know, man. Yo, I tried to play FIFA online last night for the first time. Don't tell me. Did the Libs fucking ruin it? The Libs butt-fucked FIFA so badly. That one, you would think they would have got that one first.

They got, so there's a thing called ultimate team where you, if you win a game, you get a certain amount of points, then you can buy new players. You can buy better players to join your team. Of course, the women, female players are in there. So your team's ladies. And who do you play against? High schoolers? Yeah, and you lose 10-0 to a fucking 15-year-old. No. And their ratings are the same. What? Like, the first player I got was like a 91 overall. Just a lady? Lady.

I immediately traded her. I took a 60 overall Korean goalkeeper over her. I was like, dude. Why are they doing that? It's not offensive to be like, boys are better than girls at soccer. I'm not even trying to rile up sexist dregs of society. It's just a fucking fact. I was being very sexist. Were you really? Literally every single female player I got, no matter what their rating was, quick sell for zero, quick sell.

Sold them for free. Did you traffic them? Get them off my roster. I trafficked them. I just get rid of them. I don't know why. I mean, I... So you were just like, no. Yeah, I said, no. No.

Has your team suffered, though, due to your ideological... No, I'm good at FIFA because I've never played it online, so I start against other people that have never played it, which is their first time playing. First game, 7-1. Damn. Against live agents? Just against a guy, yeah. Highly rated, 97 rated girls on their team? He also, I noticed, didn't have one female on the field. What? I think it's a common thing. I think if you have females on your field, you...

It's lame. You would have an all-female team. I know you, fucking horny devil. That's who this is for. Yeah. I want to add Hope Solo right in the goalie booth. Girl, 97 speed. Logic, 150%.

burning past Cristiano Ronaldo down the field. Annoying. Zero. Super smart. Super smart. 99 overall. Super smart. Loses her mind once a month. That doesn't happen. That's made up.

That's fucking conservative propaganda. I watched the ultimate debate, Ben Shapiro versus Destiny. I don't know if Destiny is the guy. Really, if there's a guy named Destiny, but he's like a liberal political commentator. Named Destiny? He was fair. He was being fair and balanced. For some reason, his name is... I don't know if it was like versus Destiny or the guy's name. Maybe it's his online... Maybe YouTubers have stripper names now.

But it was Ben Shapiro versus Destiny on the Lex Freeman podcast. It was good. Shapiro, dude, and again, you can say whatever you want about him. Him debating, he's so fucking good at debating. It's insane.

it's very funny because he'll get caught in little traps and dude he'll like because it is they're just like wrestling with words and stuff yeah they'll be like well you don't think like we should give like schools air conditioning and he was like nobody better is two parent household he's like obviously that's better and he's like well that's just the best and you don't hit him with some crazy analogy it's pretty sick we didn't have air conditioning in my high school we didn't have it in my sucked grade school for sure

We didn't learn anything. You can't. It's too hot. But at least you had a two-parent house. Ben Shapiro would say. Did have a two-parent household, which was, I would trade. For air conditioning? Yeah, I would have done it. Truthfully? I would have done it. 100%. I wanted my parents to get divorced when I was younger. I'm the only person. I was like, dude, I would hear about people in divorced households, and I'm like, lucky.

Two Christmases, two birthdays. Yeah. I was like, dude, my parents stay together every year. I'd be like, it's their anniversary. I'd be like, ugh. Can you imagine? You guys, please split up. Can you imagine our dads going to their house for Christmas or your birthday? The shit you would get. Be like, here's your pocket knife that he got for free. He bought my mom a set of pots and pans one year. Total alpha move, dude.

new set of capylons it was just like yo here you go babe it's actually nice she probably enjoyed it she was kind of pissed she was we were laughing she was yeah she was whatever i'm sure having all the retarded brothers laughing mom got pots and pans in the kitchen it was beat he was like no they're nice i thought you'd like them she was i remember her just being like oh great thanks she obviously she didn't show she wasn't like spazzing thank god

But yeah, it's pretty is it I remember thinking like it's a beast move He told me when I was younger. He's like yo break up with your girlfriends around Christmas He's like break up with them a Christmas Valentine's night. You don't have to buy a $20 gift. Yeah, it's cool for he was he told me that he's like dude for real do that I remember taking him like I did it. I took his advice and just girls like devastated She's like it's about to be Christmas. I was like, oh Fuck fuck what bad advice

Oh, now that you put it that way, this is a very bad thing to do. It is mean. Yeah, it's so mean. I know. He's probably fucking around. My grandmom called me broke because every time around Christmas times, I wouldn't bring any girlfriends. She was like, you always break up around Christmas, you brokey. Damn. You told her you're just keeping it a fact. Hold on, let me ask. Just sit over here. Yeah, can we get four mics? Let's get four.

Let's get faux mics going. Just get Lemaire over here. The world needs to see the new TCU. Dude, he looks like an offensive coordinator. You look like a strength coach. That's his fucking drip, dude. The Horned Frogs and Buc-ees. Goldust is coming to the show. Goldust is coming to the H-E-B? The Rassler, Goldust? Nice. I hope he fucking molests you. You probably want that, too. Easily. Who, Goldust? Goldust?

You met Goldust yesterday? Yeah, they let us go in the back. Pause. That's what I can say. Goldust let you go in the back? The AEW people let us go in the back. It was a hoot.

it was so much fun here we go who's your favorite guy up in aw he wasn't there well oh orange cassidy orange cass orange cassie's your favorite guy he's in the closet of guys yeah orange cassie yeah he's the man what's it what's his i've seen the clients the closet of guys he's alpha shrine he goes like this that's his thing freshly squeezed he's the coolest guy he doesn't he like half ass wrestles that's his gimmick what the hell yeah i don't know if i like that dude

Yeah. They had tacks in a candy box that was shaped like a heart because it was Valentine's Day. He went, dropped them on the mat. It was beautiful. Texas deathmatch, dude. You never get disappointed in a Texas deathmatch. True. So they really wrestled on top of the tacks? Yeah. You get slammed into the tacks almost immediately. Yeah.

Does it hurt? Yeah, probably. You think they're retractable tacks? They're real tacks, dude. It's always, the only way to do tacks is you were real tacks. True. Yeah. Damn. And who did it? OG Squeeze got. Dude, OG Squeeze, that's a good one. I like that. What's his name again? Orange Cassidy. Orange Cassidy. Freshly squeezed Orange Cassidy.

So Orange Cassidy was wrestling Goldust? Was Goldust just there, celeb status? Goldust is just celeb status. That's awesome. We just got to hang out with Shadow AEW. Shadow, man, they fucking gave us great tickets. They let us go in the back, talk to some of the wrestlers. What did you say to the wrestlers? I was like, hello, Goldust, you're fucking the man. And then I walked away.

I could have absolutely gotten that. I saw the lady wrestlers like, ooh, hello, hello, hello. Hello, hello, hello. Madame. Lemaire, what would you love? How much would you love for them to just put you, like three of them, to just start putting you in headlocks, Boston Crabs? I would die. I don't think I would, please. You think you would melt? Your internal organs out? It comes so hard.

I'm fucking... These ladies are hot and have kind of muscles. You showed me the hot muscle lady yesterday. Queen Amanada. He does know the muscle mommies. I'll give it to him. LaMare loves the muscle mommies. That TCU jacket's making you sweat. No, dude. I'm on the sidelines. It's getting hot. You're thinking about muscle mommies. Yeah. Yeah, he's got a nice database of muscle mommies. I do appreciate that. Oh, yeah.

I fucking think it's weird. It's so weird. But here's the thing. If you want to talk muscle mommies, it's like he can...

Yeah. He can start rattling them up. WWE is all muscle mommies. That's what I appreciate. Who's your favorite muscle mommy? Right now, Rhea Ripley. Rhea Ripley? Rhea Ripley. Rhea Ripley. Rhea Ripley, Jade Cargill. Who was the girl last night that was there? You told me there was going to be cakes in the ring. Oh, cakes. Yeah, Queen Aminata. Queen Aminata. She's a beast. How jacked will you go before you're like, wait a second, hold up here? Once they start affecting the titties. Ah.

That's like my limit. You get muscle titties. Yeah. I hate muscle titties. That's a good policy. So you weren't a big China guy? No. This is me and Ripley. Let me see. She's good, dude. She's great, my muscle mommy. That was a bad picture.

That's a good muscle mommy. That's an ideal muscle mommy. The first picture is intense.

It's like fucking Big J O. No, wait. This is young Rhea. That's young. She's huge now. Oh, really? She's okay. That's kind of her now. And that's the limit. That's the limit. That's like the limit. Do you like to be on the threshold? Sorry. No, that's fine. Do you love living on the threshold? Do you live life on the edge? Yeah. And this is a new muscle mommy coming to WWE named Jade Cargo. She's a beast, dude.

Oh my god. She's a beast. What would they do to you? Rip me in half, hopefully. That looks like a Mortal Kombat lady. That's a good muscle man. I want her to fucking step on me like Shiva. You want her to step on you? You ever see the forearm lady in Mortal Kombat? She hops on you?

Yeah, please. Is Shiva Goro's female counterpart? They're just like friends. Just friends? They're just friends. Friendship. Friendship. They both work for Shao Kahn, yeah. They would never fuck, dude. Goro and Shiva? I'd watch it. I'd watch it, dude. I'd check it out. We need to get your muscle, mommy. Yeah, we need to find a jacked queen. Yeah, like...

Obviously too, if you run into, I'm sure you've run into any non-muscle mommies too, which, you know, whatever. Yeah. It's okay. Yeah. Would you ever be, if you're like with a woman, would you ever consider being like, bro, like let's get your macros going. Let's get the meal prep. Yeah. Get the meal prep going. Let's maybe take some creatine. Uh,

Yeah, I have to do that for them before I do it for myself. Yeah, you're a man, dude. You're a man. Your physique doesn't matter. Yeah, you're the prize, bro. No, men's physique doesn't matter. Yeah, you're the prize, bro. Don't forget, you're the prize. These women got to be out here tap dancing for us now. They need to. They got to come home from the power plant. We're at home all fucking sexy in our kimono robes. Ooh, I would love a kimono robe. That would be beautiful, dude. I would love you in a kimono robe.

We're moving towards this as a society. It's going to be awesome. I saw a video online of a girl. A girl flew a guy out and she got mad at him because he wasn't a fucker. He withheld a D? Yeah. He was like, I don't even like you like that. Thank you for the trip, though. Nice. Yeah. It's good to see the boys getting one. And he withheld the pipe from her. Yeah. How was the girl? Was she attractive? She was attractive. I thought she was attractive. You think this whole thing would have been like a ploy from a content house? Oh, man.

It might be a content house. They look like an actual hotel, though. If I'm being fair, there was two beds. Oh, man. So they spent $100 on a hotel for a content video? Wait, wait. You're telling me this was in the Sheraton? Never mind. It's 1,000. Must be real. Yeah. That's going to be a tough moment when you get old enough to get tricked.

Yeah, I think I'm getting there. There's been videos that I got tricked by that. I'm like, damn, I'm done this fuck. Dude, Brittany shows me shit all the time. She's like, can you believe this? I'm like, it's fake. Yeah. It's probably fake. You see those videos of people showing their grandparents and parents Grand Theft Auto and being like, this is the news right now. What? And it's like cars ramping and drilling people. And then they film their parents' reaction. They're like, oh no.

It's going to be us shortly. There's a guy with a knife. It's going to be us soon, dude. Yeah, that's true. The defects will be pretty wicked. But yeah, that is nice. I do like the idea of if it's in a hotel. It's the John Wick. It's a John Wick sanctuary. It's like we obviously can't do anything on tour to each other in the sanctuary of this hotel.

Maybe the guy did refuse, but she just started filming him right away. Yeah. No, she did. She was like, he won't sleep with me. I flew him out. And then she took a video of him. It looked like you guys don't know Swo, do you? You guys don't know Swo? No. What's Swo? Swo's a porn guy. He does the opposite. He flies girls out and fucks them. You know guys' names? Yeah, man. I'm addicted. I'm addicted.

I'm addicted, bro. I did see this and it wasn't... I guess it was kind of maybe in the SWO universe, but it is 20 girls versus one rapper. Have you ever watched that? No. Dude. I was telling you about it. It is... I'm going to put it down. So I got... I was in my like... God damn. I was in a hard... You know what it was? I started in an Adam 22 hole. Blizz had sent me an Adam 22 video and then I watched... I was just started watching Adam 22 stuff and his... It was an interview with...

2k baby every rapper now is he's like young nba nba 2k 23 nba but i was watching 2k baby he's not nba young boy nba young boy i was on now i'm on 2k baby

And so I got into a thing where there's a show where they get 20, like, 19, 20-year-old women, and a rapper sits in a chair and gets to be like, I like that ass. Would you want to suck my dick? And they're like, maybe. And he's like, all right, you pass. And he just does that 20 times. That's it? Eventually chooses. Just next. Just next, yeah. Yeah. It's fucking bizarre, dude. Except they don't go on dates. It's just a guy sitting in a chair. I think he ended up taking two, if I'm not mistaken. I think 2K Baby...

stayed true to his moniker and took two babes are they all in like is it like that big white room pretty much pretty much yeah yeah actually it is actually yeah they're in a big white room and he gets to be like you suck dick and they're like oh my god it's like what they're like okay yeah it's like perfect next that's all the best i hate those videos yeah they're pretty their heart their heart does not it's like i was watching depressing yeah they are they're sad

Especially when it's like, how old are you, 19? It's just Boosie badass, dude. Fucking 50 years old. Which was on screen 2000 hours.

Although a lot of those dudes are pretty honorable and they're like I don't fuck with cheering dude. Like come on. Yeah, beautiful though She's beautiful, but too young honorable pretty hot boozy badass is kind of honorable. Yeah, if you ask him if he's a real you know what he'll pass right? You gotta know the answer to that. Come on, man. What you talking about? Yeah, you already got to know Just sick did not date a woman if she asked you that no, what was it? She asked him if he was a real one, you know what? Yeah, I

A real N? Yes. And he said, come on, baby. A real fella. You already know. You know I am. The fact that you asked gentlemen. A real gentleman. Are you an honorable gentleman? Real ass podcast. She asked him, are you the realest ass fucking dude? He goes, come on, baby. You even got to ask me that. You're a liar. And it was crazy. They were like, she's lying. It's like, that's not a lie. That's not a lie. That's not a lie. These guys understand lies. I don't fuck with liars. What?

Who? Who's the magician lady? Saw that, right? The awkward Bobby girl did the podcast with Suki. Yeah, Sukiana. She said she was a musician and she was like, I ain't no motherfucking magician. I make mirrors. Dude, that was incredible. She didn't know what a musician was. That was when I had to be like, Ari was like, that's gotta be, that's fake. I was like, I don't think that's fake. I immediately looked up Suki's

And I was like, she's not lying. She definitely did not know what a musician was. I'm not a musician. I just make music. I don't do no magic shit. That Bobby chick kept being like, for real, I think you don't understand what I'm saying. She's like, oh, fuck. She's like, I don't think, honey. Thinking's hood rat shit or something. I don't think. I know. Thinking's for fucking losers. Shit.

She pretty much said that. That's pretty amazing, actually. I think she said, thinking's for poor people or something. Yeah, something along those lines. She just knows. Thinking's ghetto or something. She just knows. It was good. She's, yeah. What a great stance to be like, I don't think about anything. I know. I'm certain all the time. Yes.

She's like, a musician? That's not real. She's totally infallible. She is. She's completely infallible. Damn. She must honestly think she's infallible. Yeah. She literally gets on top of a car just being like, my pussy's pink, my butthole's brown. My pussy peak. Nine million views immediately. The fact checkers have all agreed that it's indeed pink and brown. She's correct.

Who's like the hottest slut rapper right now? Sexy Red. Sexy Red? Oh, you see, they just put out a music video, the song of Drake, where she's doing a music video with Drake and SZA and her water broke and they had to take her to the hospital. The whole music video is done in the hospital. Wait, what? Yeah, Drake, SZA, and Sexy Red. Sexy Red is the sexy slut rapper right now. So how old is Sexy Red, if you don't mind me asking?

Her water broke and they filmed a music video. She has to be less than 30. They seem to have cracked the code for that. She's 25? First time, dude. It's tough because the agent slut rappers, if you're

Okay. She's very nice. Because they've departed from the classic look. Whoa, all right. In that video, in that photo, she was about seven months pregnant. Nah, dude. Yeah, the whole time she's been famous, she's been pregnant. Really? For like the whole year. She's been running with weights on that. Yeah. She's been a pregnant. She kind of came out as a pregnant slut. Yeah. There was like a couple months ago, she had like a

a pregnant sex video on twitter or instagram oh hey man i've been i've watched those don't be let's all be let's all be honest but the sexy reds new song pound town pound town i know is a hit i think that's the pussy pink one but now i feel like the the slut rappers are they're getting smaller now and like more petite at first it was all about the stallions it was megan the stallion

Nicki Minaj. It was that tall, just impossibly large butt. Big ass ass. Huge ass. Now they're more like petite. They're getting like petite sluts. Brother, the Paris Hilton style of lady is coming back. You think so? Yeah. You think it's going to swing back? I think it is swinging back. The flat. Blonde haired, skinny ladies, big titties. I think it's coming back. What? Heart shaped heinies and big titties are coming back? Yeah, dude. Count me in. Blonde babes are back, dude.

Yeah. Ooh, Pound Town 2. Take me back to Pound Town. Pound Town 2 is back. Electric Boogaloo. It's coming back, dude. It's going to be so good. All I do is listen to Pound Town. I drive around. They're trying to stage a comeback for Megan Thee Stallion so bad. Well, yeah. So bad. What's wrong? Where'd she go? She got shot in the foot by Tory Lanez. Now she's not fucking hot anymore.

She also came out and said she's not a freak anymore. No, she's big time now. She's doing commercials. Megan Thee Stallion's huge. Oh, she's huge. She's doing commercials for the Olympics. Yeah. She's in Barbies. She's huge. Megan Thee Stallion's huge. The Paris Olympics. But the streets. It cuts to Megan Thee Stallion being like, uh-uh.

Oh, yeah. It's just traffic noises. She has a wooden pirate leg. I'm saying she has a major machine behind her, but the streets aren't really fucking. That's my problem. The streets have moved on. I don't think the streets are fucking with her at all. And your ear is to the street. I mean, I'm fucking. You've got your finger on the pulse. Finger on the fucking pulse. She also hasn't released anything in a while. She just came out with a fucking song. What are you talking about? I'm sorry, dude.

She just dropped a single. I guess the streets aren't listening. You're all diverted by fucking pound town. You've been living in pound town. You're jacking off to muscle mommies and looking at your fucking cupboard of men. Praying it's the Indian in the cupboard. Praying that one of your men comes to life in there. Please, Kofi, come take me. He needs the Indian in the cupboard.

but yeah so megan is and again yeah she's a huge massive she has beef now with nikki minaj that's a big thing where nikki's been firing off he's a queen she's an absolute she's kind of an alt-right queen too she didn't believe in the vac she said it swolled up her haitian cousin got like giant balls from the vacs whichever attacked her now she was saying that uh

Megan Thee Stallion is having her quote-unquote moment, which is like Rihanna got beat and Rihanna just took it like a soldier. These are Megan Thee Stallion's words. She kind of just soldiered through it. This is Nicki Minaj's words. That Rihanna kind of like...

Yeah. Took it on the chin. And she was saying that Megan Thee Stallion is like, dude, enough. The dude beat your ass and shot you. Stop making this all about yourself, essentially. Is she still talking about that? The thing? The Tory Lanez joke? No, I think it just follows her everywhere she goes. If I got shot, I would never...

Here's the thing. Not a day would go by where I didn't talk about it. This is kind of bullshit. 50 Cent got shot nine times and he was a hero. He doesn't talk about it, though. Yeah, he fucking did. He rapped about it. He made a movie. I got shot nine times. He let it go. He made a movie about it. He made an album about it. He wrote the movie out of it. Yeah, he made the art. He made the art and he let it go. Yeah, but let's not compare 50 to any of these nasty, disgusting ones. True.

There's this weird rotation with lady rap where like if you're a lady rapper you get six months but if people really like you get a year and then like it's somebody else. It's just a huge rotation of black lady slut rappers. Well can I be honest? The age kind of comes in and dethrones the slut rapper. You gotta become a queen. It's hard to become a queen. It's like a pop pop lady. Yeah. Exactly. Yeah you can't be turns out you can't be like 47 being like my butthole booty bro. Shut this off.

My pussy sloppy. My pussy is... My tits are hanging like, what's up? My titties on my belly button.

Dude, we got to make old slut rap. We got to get Lil' Kim out there being like, I got stung by a bunch of bees. Lil' Kim got, she went fully plastic. Yeah. She went fully Michael Jackson. She full Catwoman. She full Barbie girl. She did. Yeah. But yeah, you're right, man. These women are very flashy in a pan. It's like, why can't Megan Thee Stallion be great for being shot? Why is it not cool if she gets shot? Wait, wait. Say that again. Why is it not cool? Why is it not like a badge of honor that she got shot?

I think it is. Well, it wasn't a foot, though. The black community turned on her, Lamer. Don't fucking... The black community threw her under the bus. I don't think the black people turned on her. Really? Yeah, everyone was saying, oh, dude, this is bullshit. You're fucking sending him to jail. Oh, at the beginning? At the beginning. Whoa! Yeah, I've never seen that picture. It seems like 3D animation. That's fucked up. That's AI Lil' Kim.

Dude, the black community turned on Megan Thee Stallion in the beginnings of the trial. Because they didn't think she really got shot, though, right? Why? I mean, dude. I don't know. It's fucked up. It is fucked up. You're right. It's fucked up. That was black people's Amber Heard, Johnny Depp. We each get one. We all get one. That's true. But Johnny Depp was innocent.

She shit in his bed. She crossed the line. Yeah, that's worse than getting shot in the foot. Would you hit... You got to hit a lady if she shits in your bed, right? I think it's certainly understandable. True. What did you do? I don't know. What could you do? What would you do? You have to vacate. You got to leave. Yeah, you just leave. You have to vacate and go, really nice one. Oh, that's great. You took a...

Dumped in my bed. Because you would lay down in it, though. And you would get tricked, too. By night number two. She'd be like, remember when you said this? You'd be like, you just shit in my fucking bed. Shit in my bed. What if she seduced you into the shit bed, too? She was like, bro. She's like, hit it. You're like...

Pigs and slop. I'm going to hit it. And you laid it right next to the turd. You nasty fucking bitch. I thought I was getting some fucking pussy. There's a fucking turd in my bed. Just a log, dude. Man, if it was a dark room, too. You'd be like, what is? No way.

Feels like shit. Stinks in here. I think there's somebody's shit in here. Now that ass is just open for you. You're like, that's what's up, bud? Yeah, it's kind of nice. It definitely smells like there's a giant turd in my bed. You could get hard through a turd. The smell. You could power through the smell of that. Oh, yeah. Then you'd roll to your side of the bed and be like, Jesus Christ. What did I do? Dude, stepping in bear shit or dog shit in your bare feet is...

Yeah. You want to kill yourself. Yeah. Having a turd in your bed would fuck you up. A human turd in your bed would... Just the sight of it. It's like the fucking horse head from The Godfather. I'd turn into the Joker immediately. Like, hey. True. You'd have to shit on her shit, though. What do you mean? You'd become a villain? Yeah, I'd have to shit on her.

Damn. True. Thank God it was just Amber Heard, not one of your muscle mommies. Did anyone ever call her Amber Heard? True. Yeah. Taking a protein shake dump? Amber Heard? Yeah. Damn, your muscle mommy taking a protein shake dump on you? I mean, that would be a swap, dude. It would spray the roof. Yeah.

The steamer would be larger than you. She'd be laying the Cleveland steamer down the chest. That's enough. Cut it off. I fucking can't. I can't stop. I want a new supplement right now. Your tits are going to become hard and immobile. Stop, babe. You got you on the edge where I like you. An eight pack? Oh, it's going to spread your tits. That's the 10 pack. The 10 pack is the final two titties. Yeah, the final frontier. The titties.

Damn, dude. Yeah, I guess you do. That is a great observation. That was their Amber Heard Johnny Depp. Totally. So they wrote the dudes obviously wrote for their brothers. I ain't sure I'm fucking pool party. Yeah, he wouldn't do that. Literally every one of his songs like I'd shoot you, bitch. He would never do that. Look at him.

True. Although I don't want to critique. I don't want to be in a position. I don't think either of us are in a position to critique hip-hop. Yeah, I would never. We would never. No? I don't want to fall for the same trap. You guys want to be Fantana? No, I just don't want to. It's not for us to talk about. I don't know one person anymore. Who's Fantana? He's the guy who reviews music albums on YouTube. How the fuck? Yeah, you do. What?

No, I don't know that guy. I've seen him. Let me see his ass. I don't know that fucking guy. I've never seen that bald-ass lumberjack look the most fucking in my life. He reviews... Yeah, he reviews music. He's not my algo, but I believe it. My algo is gone now. It's AI cat stories now. That's perfect.

No, man. That's perfect. It's fucked up. I used to love it. I watched the Piers Morgan debate with DJ Vlad. Piers Morgan debated DJ Vlad? No, no, no. And Talib Kweli. And Talib Kweli? Yeah. Wait, it was a triple threat debate? Vlad was actually truly middle ground. Okay. He was actually truly middle ground. What were they debating about?

If Tom McDonald's new song was like an affront to black people or racist. Who's Tom McDonald? Tom McDonald. See, this is welcome to my algorithm. Tom McDonald, Ben Shapiro's rap song. Welcome to my algorithm. It's the number one trending rap song in the country, dude. Let's make it number one. Let's take this song to the top. Sorry, Nicky. This is how you rap.

He fucking said it, dude. Why does he hate Nicki Minaj? They have a lot in common. Ben Shapiro. I think he got made fun of for WAP. Yeah, I remember him singing WAP. Yeah, that makes sense. That's Cardi B. Tom McDonald came out with the song with Ben Shapiro. And Meg Thee Stallion. Never mind. Cardi B and Meg.

WAP, yeah. That was WAP. So maybe he was talking about Cardi B and not Nikki. I forgot. He go Cardi. Him and Nikki are probably beefing. I think he beefed with Nikki before maybe. Yeah, he doesn't like that. Why does he hate black ladies so much? He doesn't hate all black ladies. I think he listens to those songs. I don't want to pick sides here, but I think he's heard two songs and said this is an abomination. I think he honestly said rap is crap. Sorry. What?

Whoa. Sorry, harsh words from the conservative right. Rap is crap. That's what he said. Shapiro more like Bench a loser. But but he's on. You need to go back to bed. But no, they defended the they made her a song attacking. Tom McDonald made a song going against like the advocating criminal element in rap.

And then they had to have a big thing where he's like, it's not for him to do. He's like, rap doesn't have a criminal element. Rap doesn't have a criminal element? People really say that? That's what Taleb Kweli said. Well, he didn't say that. Did Taleb Kweli say that? He didn't say that, but Pierce was like, oh, come on. I'm truly there. There's a call to criminality. And he was like, I don't know what you're talking about. I think Taleb Kweli was like, Donald Trump's a criminal. Yeah, it was like, Taleb, you ever heard of cream? Yeah.

True. It was crap. Look, the debate was crap. It could have been better. Vlad was a very fair centrist position. And even Piers Morgan at one point tried to get him like, they call you a culture vulture, Vlad. What do you think of that? He's like, yeah, man, it's some fucking bullshit. Yeah, I see where they're coming from. Vlad might be the ultimate centrist. But dude, can I tell you one thing my dad told me? This is the best advice my dad ever gave me, I think. He said, when somebody calls you something, be like, yeah.

And then they can't do anything. He hit you with, I know you are, but what am I? So what are fucking gay? You're a pedophile? You're a gay pedophile. I love all boys, dude. We got him.

You're a pedophile. Look, boys are undeniably cool. Dude, I would love to hang out with 10-year-old boys right now. If we were doing a 10-year-old boy podcast, that'd be ripping. Okay, fair enough. I mean, people could spin those words against you, but I do see what you're saying. Nah, dude, it's okay. I've said much worse. True. True. Really? Yeah.

Yeah, wanting to hang around with 10-year-old boys isn't necessarily sus. No, dude. Kids are fun, actually. I just want to make them fight and stuff. I actually do like hanging out with kids. No pedo. Pedo pause. No pedo pause. Pedo pause. Kids are actually more fun than hanging out with adults. Yeah, kids are fucking sick. I don't have to drink. I just fucking hang out. Or you can get the party lit and be the man. Or you can drink. Give him that Jesus juice. Or you can turn the party to a fucking thousand, dude.

You guys want some Zimas? Give the kids Zimas and say, he's tougher than you. What are you going to do? What would you do? I know I would beat his ass. I could kill all of you. I could beat all your asses right now. I could do whatever I want. I'm 38, guys. I'm strong as hell. Yeah, guess how old I am.

My dick's probably the biggest out of any of us. Not just saying. Nah, dude. That's pedal balls. That's pedal balls. You guys' dicks are going to grow. They're going to be like, well, you know so much stuff. Yeah, it is what it is, dude. Yeah, it's not a big deal. Chug that fucking Zima right now, pussy. Because we're going to box and you guys fight me at the end. You got a future where you're going to have to hang out with 10-year-olds actually pretty soon. Oh, for sure. Yeah. Girls though. I'm girl world. Oh, yeah. Girl world. It's going to suck. You know girls drool, right? Oh, for sure. For sure. For sure.

Thank God, dude. I'll be an absolute guiding light in the dark chaos of the feminine mind. What are you going to do when your daughters start listening to Sexy Red? Shut it down. You have to shut that down. Dude, my parents used to... I used to have bad tapes. My parents, well, they don't have tapes, but they would take my cassette and my dad would put it on the counter and take his hand and go...

And it's fucking... Dude, it took like three tries. You know how hard that is to fucking break a cassette? Yeah. He had a Jerky Boys tape and he would hold it down like this and go... He took a Jerky Boys? He took my Jerky Boys and fucking cracked it on me. I was like, bro, why? My Korn tape. Please don't find my Korn tape. Can't take Korn. Dude, I would lay at 7 a.m. volume on 2 to the fucking CD player, tape player. I'm like...

I'm going blind. Dude, if my parents find out, I'm fucked. I got their first Eminem CD like that. That was big. I had to hide the fuck out of that. Oh, yeah. I smuggled that one. Oh, yeah. I never meant to give you mushrooms, girl. I never meant to bring you to my world. Where did you listen to it? Like CD player on the bus? School bus. Yeah. One time I listened to it on the team bus, on my father's girls basketball team bus. I had to hide it. I was sitting right next to him just like.

Any vacation. Yeah. Yeah, I had Tupac's Greatest Hits disc two. I could never get the anti-skip CD player. Dude, on the bus. Disaster. On the bus, it was nonstop. Yeah, I had Tupac's Greatest Hits disc two. I kept it in my school bag and just popped it in the CD holder. Hell, Mary. Yeah, it was the shit. Run with me. Hit him up. It was tight. Yeah. Yeah.

Dude. Yeah, it was like the coolest song ever. Hail Mary? No, Hail Mary was sick, but Hit Em Up was... Hit Em Up. I hit em up. I had whatever disc had Changes, I think, on it. Changes. Changes was nice at the time, dude. Still hits me. Just being young, just being like, damn. Slippin' by DMX was a big one for me. I was just staring out the window of the school bus. I might have to add Slippin' to the introspective, badass playlist. I can't get up.

Yeah, I remember listening to the beginning and being like, well, my mama didn't bounce on me. But still, basically, I get it. Dear mama. Dear mama was tight. But slipping was for real. Honestly, that's introspective badass. Yeah. How has that eluded me? I loved it, too. Slipping's so good. Dude, Matt, you're driving by yourself. You're just fucking 17. Your learner's permit just, you're like, dude, I totally get it, man. I understand. DMX, I totally understand what you're fucking saying, dude. I can't get up, dude. I can't get up either, bro.

He ultimately slipped. He did. He slipped so hard. He did. He ultimately never got up. That's how it goes, though. It's a shame. Eventually we all fall. I wish Tom McDonald was there to put some fucking sense into it. Tom McDonald could have. Tom McDonald and Ben Shapiro could have saved DMX, dude. If he would have just opened his mind. To conservative values.

I think DMX has very, very strong... Oh, for sure. Every song he made was like, I'm not gay. I hate gay people. And that is the thing. Black community is, by default, very conservative. So... Yeah. Yeah, man. Me and Candace Owens, we see you guys are waking up, we know. Yeah, we are. Yeah. I don't know... Never mind. What? Let me stay off this. Why? No. I've been very disappointed in black people recently. Why? Because they ruined the cheap spread? No. They ruined the what? No.

No, that's not why. It's just, I don't know. Like, the examples of black people suck right now. Yeah? Yeah. Especially the ones that, like, work online. Like, the sexy reds, the fucking... Yeah, but that's how white people are online.

Online's usually... Here's an example of an online white guy. At least you have cool, fun people. White people are just getting represented by fucking intellectuals, which are so lame. And black people are just like autistic guys on the internet.

Well, the intellectual dark web, I think, has started to fall apart. I think it's fractured. Which one? Who's the dark web? That was like Peterson, Weinstein Brothers. No, that's not dark web. That's literally... They were technically classed as the intellectual dark web. Who told them that? The Libs, obviously. They're literally on every single thing. I know, but they were like counter to the narrative. Therefore, they called them the dark web, especially in the very, very beginning. Yeah. Yeah, they've kind of fallen... Yeah, our fucking...

Our guys are falling apart. Yeah. I don't know. I don't know. John Stewart's back, though. I'm pretty hype about that, though. John Stewart. John Stewart did good, man. The king is back, dude. He's back. He did good. Did you watch any of it? Oh, yeah. It was going to be... It was good. It was good. I was hoping for it. It was better than I thought. He went in on Biden also. Did he really? Which was nice. He still... Dude. They still have to hit the Trumps of...

criminal all the yeah literally grabbed him by the pussy was in the speech but that was like he stopped and then he went straight to biden was like come on yes yes that was actually really good imagine if tim dylan though got the i know that show would have been

Tim Dillon should be the host of The Daily Show. But Stewart is good. That's crazy. I never even thought of that, but yeah. It would have been pretty phenomenal. Listen here. Just with the sunglasses on. All right, everybody. But no, Stewart is a welcome. He's a good, I mean, obviously, that's just the country starting to heal, you know?

that's the country he's crazy country with golden mega brain obviously he's doing it is crazy he went away country went to shit he's coming back we're getting it together i don't think we're gonna get together this is gonna be a fucking crazy year yeah it's gonna be 2030 yeah it's gonna be 2028 2030 it might like okay we might all say uncle as a country i think this will be this will be it

You think this election too? Yeah. No, no, no. I'm saying at the end of this election. That's what I mean. Like 2028. Yeah. We'll all be like, all right, guys, let's all say uncle. Those two are gone. We were trying to get a regular one. You think it's going to keep going? Are you a doom head? I think like Mr. Beast is going to be the president. No way. No way, dude. Because it would be Musk. And also why we'll be wrong with it.

I'm going to give a million dollars to every single person in the country. I don't know if there's anything wrong with it, but it's just kind of weird to me. Dude, it's going to be maybe Musk, 2028. He might throw a salary. He can't run. Why can't he run? He's from South Africa. He's not a natural-born American. It'll be sick, dude. Maybe Andrew Tate. Fuck, he's a Romanian citizen. True. Tate versus Monty or Beast would be kind of nice. But then it's just AEW. The president is just AEW. Hold on a second. Wait a minute.

But wasn't Barack Obama born in that? Just kidding. I don't want to dig up fucking wild conspiracy theories. Yeah, I think it'll be good. I think it'll be, I think 2028, 2030, it'll be what or another golden age, honestly. I hope so. I pray for it. Something real bad is supposed to happen in New York next year because of climate change. They said the bad stuff is going to start happening in like 2025, 2030, like,

New York's gonna be under water. Oh, it's gonna like flood? Yeah. Dude. They said that. Dude. They said we'd already be underwater. New York flooded. It did flood like a couple years ago. Yeah, a hurricane. Hurricane, yeah. Yeah, maybe. See, New York is flooding, dude. Yeah, it's probably flooding from liberal tears, dude. All those fucking crybabies in one little island, bro. That is a lot of crybabies in one island.

That's the most dense area of crybabies. Per capita crybabies. We need to start getting FBI statistics on crybabies. Yeah, that's the statistics we need from the FBI. True, FBI. Chill on the racial statistics. I saw one yesterday. I saw a dude, I was like...

He's gone through Twitter. Is there a new racial stat? Just looked at... Yeah, it's brutal. Just saw... It's just per 100,000 people per state getting shot. Homicides by firearms.

And they split up by race. Not good. It's not good. I don't know if it's real. It was Anthony Cumia tweeted it. But that's literally, that's like a piece of information that I can't have. Dude, that's crazy. Because I'm not going to, like, that's just a piece of information that's going to be in there. Yeah. That I'm going to be at a bar with African-American comedians and we're going to be having a chat. Yeah. Yeah.

And I'm going to go, well, actually. Yeah, true. Did you know? Yeah. I'm going to hit him with facts and logic. Well, no, you should say. You should say that I've been watching. I don't want facts and logic. But you should say the data suggests. I was watching Ben Shapiro debate. And rather than being like, this is it, he goes, well, the data suggests. And I go, ooh. If I say the data suggests around my African-American practice.

They're going to attack me. Well, the data suggests that black people are dying 30 to 1 by gunshot violence to white people. And that's not a lie. It's just a suggestion. Oh, 30 to 1 compared? Per 100,000. I thought you said by white people. No, no, no. It was probably, you know. Don't make me dig out the dark web's fucking stats.

So they said 30 to 1 dying. Yeah, that makes perfect sense. Yeah. Bad. It's terrible. I don't want that info. It's like, yeah, for sure. It's terrible.

Again, it's like your dad's our dad's getting a hold of like the George Floyd YouTube video. Yeah, it's like you feel can't have that It's the Ark. He's gonna yeah true. He's gonna be at the bar Yeah true did you know he's been in jail before His eyes rolled back

My son showed me a YouTube video. You guys got to check this out. It was actually part of their police protocol. The move was. We're not bad guys. It's all anybody wants to know. What? Deep down inside, all the facts and logic. It's just everyone looking at themselves going, I'm not a bad guy. You couldn't be more right. That's the only thing it is. Everybody scours the internet to go, I am not.

I don't have original sin of being a bad person. Dude. And both sides are going, yeah, you do. Yep. And they're having the facts and logic battle. Dude, I feel like the internet's the worst place to find out who you are. What? Yeah. It's like the internet's the worst place to like develop an identity. Yeah. Because like everyone who develops an identity from the internet sucks real bad. Yeah. Every single one. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah, man. I mean, that's how you develop. You developed your identity through pre-internet. Yeah, through autism, obviously. Wrestling. Yeah, it's just the stuff is being streamed at you 24-7 and you just cobble an identity on that. But yeah, it's... I'm going to get my identity from Planet of the Apes. That's going to be so sick. I'm so excited for the sun to go down today so I can toss on... It's going to come on at nighttime? Yeah, I might get back-to-back Planet of the Apes tonight. Oh, man.

There might be a double feature tonight. I'm coming back. I might smoke pot with you. Oh. I don't know if I can take that, dude. You could. You could do it.

Mushrooms. I think Mushrooms, Planet of the Apes would be very nice. You start turning into Caesar. No! I took Mushrooms and watched MIBs like four. I was like, dude, this is the best movie I've ever seen. MIB four. Where'd it go? Back in time? It was the one with, yeah, yeah. Oh, no, with Thor. That's the one with Thor and Valkyrie.

Valkyria. It was awesome. Wait, is there an MIB Thor crossover? Please tell me. No, it was the guy who played Thor. So you're saying when Thor went back in time. And the main two people are from Thor. It's Tessa Thompson and Chris Hemsworth, I think. That would be a nasty crossover. MIBs and Thor? Yeah. Thor is the best Marvel movie. Yeah. Whoa, bro. Going to the galaxy. All right. That's in a league of its own. I'm talking about...

I'd say my B's for it, dude. Let's go. Will Smith became a black lady. That's Tessa Thompson. That's Valkyrie. She's from Thor also. They're both from Thor. Will Smith went back in time and turned into a black woman. I gotta be honest. Normally that would take me out, but the mushrooms helped me. They're gonna help all of us deal with this fucking bullshit we gotta deal with. I don't think they are at all.

They will. Just crushing mushrooms. Yeah, I don't know. It'll help you. You'll be like, yeah, man, for sure. Yeah, you just become a stoner. Whoa. Yeah, it's chill, man. Or you might get beelined in the truth. There's a hard, I mean, I don't want to monopolize the truth, but there is a crossover of psychedelic MAGA guys now, and that's become a big one. They're like health guys, psychedelic MAGA guys, and it's pretty sick.

Because COVID kind of pushed a lot of the natural psychedelic. Yeah, like the lady that drank silver that we watched. Yes. That's, yeah. And my boy's certified health nut. Certified health nut. Certified health nut. You were showing me him. What's he do? He's nice. He stems from the Paul Cech universe. Paul Cech is at the top of psychedelic health guys. No, dude. He...

Dude, Paul Cech is the absolute man. At least the health guys are better than... Did you say Paul Cech would? Paul Cech. Don't call him Checkerwood, you motherfucker. You racist motherfucker. Paul Cech would. Would you spill all over yourself? Call me. The health guys are better than the entrepreneurial guys. Yeah. Those guys. Tate spawned an army of fucking the worst dudes. It's not Tate's fault. It's literally like the Daily Show. Yeah. It's like one guy could do it.

Yeah. Now there's just an army of people. Monkey see, monkey do. Yeah. Yeah. You ever watch Tony Robbins? Fuck, I forgot what the... Ape together is strong, dude. Ape alone weak, but ape together is strong. What is it? Ape doesn't kill ape? What's the... Ape doesn't kill ape, dude. Ape don't kill ape, dude. Nice. You know who the best is? The orangutan. Yeah. Yeah.

Maurice is so cool. What was his name? Was Hank? Was that the gorilla? Yeah. Buck. Buck. Yeah. Buck took down a helicopter in the first one. What? So fucking cool. Save Caesar. Save Caesar.

jumps off the Golden Gate Bridge onto a fucking helicopter, dude. And drags it down? Yeah. Dude, he saved all the apes. Yeah. Did he sacrifice? Was it a noble sacrifice? He sacrificed himself. It was a very noble sacrifice. Christ figure? It was actually very sad to see him die. His fucking hand was twitching. I was like, man, they really... Dude, it was crazy. Yeah. So he died? Did he die instantly? No, he survived the crash. He got to be like... Yeah, he fucking... Yeah, he twitched. Yeah, he was twitching. He was like...

I wonder if that came out when Harambe happened. No, 2011. Harambe was like 2016, I think. So is the gorilla out of the... Yeah, he's dead, dude. He's gone. There's other gorillas. There are other... Okay, thank God. I was kind of pissed to see if that was... The new bad guy, his name is Proximus Caesar. He takes Caesar's name so he can like...

You know, get his legacy and stuff. He could never be Caesar. There's a new bad guy who's a dummy. Is the bad guy an ape? Yeah, he's probably like the same type of monkey. What spawned this evil? Just like, you know, eventually civilization. The same thing that spawns evil in us, man. Drill. Power corrupts, dude. Oh, wait. Absolute power corrupts eventually. Absolute power corrupts eventually. Eventually. Maybe so.

My favorite is the fucking... Yeah. That's nice. We need to start doing that. What is it? No, you get me. That's to you. They're good at everything you like. It's taken. Yeah, FIFA got... Yeah, you got to see. Hopefully we can get it. I got to show you the loading screen for it. Yeah, of course. It literally looks like a 48-year-old lady. It's crazy.

Because I remember when you mentioned... Oh, the crowd? Yeah. And I was like, dude, this is insane. And then I saw it and I went, oh my God. Yeah, it's just African. You should see the crowd in Madden, dude. Madden's crowd is the craziest one. It's like 80 to 20 black guys. And you're like, there's never this many black people at a football game, dude. What the hell? Yeah.

Think about an English soccer game. Dude, literally. And it cuts to the crowd and the entire crowd's black women. There should be a bunch of white guys holding bananas. That's a soccer crowd. Well, all right. Yeah. Not in England, dude. They say no to racism. They kneel before the game. Racism's dead. True. Before kickoff, every team kneels and they go. It is tight. We've abolished that. Do they have racism on the outside of their court field?

Oh, yeah. Okay. All right. Never mind. They're Europeans. They're ending racism. They monkey see monkey do what we do. And they do it 10 times more. We've conquered that force inside of ourselves. Yeah. Now we got to do greed. We'll get greed next year. 2023 will just all overcome. Communism. Yeah. For sure. So sick of greed. Yeah. We'll do communism. Greed is the thing ruining this country. Yeah. Yeah. You see the NFL and Disney. Disney's starting a new...

streaming service. Okay. With like all the other companies that they own. I thought you were thinking more lobbyists, but yeah, sure. No. Lobbyists is bad, but Disney is the fucking main bad right now. Disney is the one ruining, they must be ruining the games. They, EA Sports is, what the fuck, if they ruin NCAA. Oh,

They announced NCAA today. If they ruin NCAA 25. What are you going to do? I will. Can you not say? I will buy firearms. And I will do something big. I will do something fucking big. If I see one woman on a college football team. All the signs were there. He announced. He said it.

Damn. Nah, dude. Game... I don't know if this is bad. All game developers are like trans now. Like really, dude. All the game developers are trans, bro.

You watch the game awards every person coming up there is a Fox watching the game or the game awards is huge, bro I've caught wind of this before. Yeah, all the developers are trans and it's kind of ruining like it's kind of like making Storylines in games. I heard the gamers are mostly like I

It's gone away. You're part of the problem. You always pick female characters in every game because I love when they're like, you're part of the fucking problem. No, no, no. You are literally part of the, you're the biggest part. Every time I get a new game and they're like, Gears of War six, this time it's a fucking chick with a shaved head. I go, who's this for? And then I look outside and I see you jacking off the tech. I don't play, I don't, I don't play girls in shooters. That's not where women belong. Women don't belong in the field. Yeah.

You know, these girl shooter games. It's nice you cross them. You're like, all right, that's my red line. No, I just like watching sexy butts when I play fight games. You're building a strong case now. Girls don't belong out. You keep them in the fantasy realm. You fight them, but only in the fantasy realm. What kind of women fight? Not in a war. What about your muscle queens? That's fake too. Wrestling's fake? Come on, man. It's a beautiful illusion. It's a beautiful illusion.

You are the still real to me, damn it. It is still real to me. It's choreographed. So the gamer community, you're saying this is being, you said the woke mind virus has been programmed into the game, basically. Gamers are done. It's the forefront. Dude, NHL, like every single game during BLM was like a one minute pause screen before you can go. In hockey. NHL. Yeah. NHL, dude. Yeah. True. I don't even think 2K did it. They just know.

- They had some racism in there. - Absolutely did it. - They had some racism in there, yeah, you're right. - In 2K, yeah. Which is fine, look, that was BLM at the time, if you were a big company, you have to do it. But don't ruin the game still, dude. - Yeah. - Let the game go. - Dude, I feel like BLM was an op, dude. I feel like it was a work. - You think? - Yeah. BLM was a work and we all got worked so hard. - Yeah. - And it's, yeah. - I disagree with what he's saying.

For the record, I completely disagree. It was a work. I think they spent their funds. Why are you breaking out the fucking you're breaking out the topics today? I got furious at something today. How did you get so red pill? What happened? That made me mad. What happened? David Lucas apologizing. That made me mad. Why? I don't know. Yeah.

You were mad that he did that? I was mad that he apologized to people. He just let people know that he apologized to the family. I was kind of mad about that. Who did he apologize to? The Floyd family. The Floyds? I don't know. Look, when you're getting crushed like that, and all you're doing is putting out a... This is how you rationalize it. I'm just putting out a fucking video. Who gives a fuck? I'm going to say sorry. I'm going to say stop fucking saying I... He made a joke about George Floyd. Yeah, yeah. I guess. I guess.

And he was like, I talked to George Floyd's family. Right. I apologize to all these people.

You guys can relax. They're fine with it. You guys can relax. Yeah. I don't know. You're just... LaMare's saying he feels as if you're more mad at like the... It's like, dude, it'll die. Let it go. No, he's saying he's mad at David Lucas. I'm not mad at David Lucas. No, no, no, no. Yeah, it seems like he's mad about the circumstances. Yeah, I'm mad at the circumstances. That's what I was trying to get out of him, but he kept going. No, I am mad about the circumstances. I'm not mad at David Lucas. What, that you have to apologize? No. Yeah, because it's just a fucking joke. He was trying some stuff. I mean...

- I didn't see the joke. - I mean, but like yeah. - I didn't see the joke. - Yeah. - You can't make fun of Floyd. - It's pretty tame, it's not that crazy. - Really? - Well, he was riffing. It was a little, I'll tell you after. - He was riffing on the Floyd man. And then which family was it that was like enraged? - The Floyd family. - Okay. - Because the clip of him went online. Somebody posted it online. - And they were like, "Don't you fucking dare."

That's weird. I saw a documentary about Flitz. They never visited him halfway out. I never saw that. I saw that. I never saw that. That was the one that broke Kanye's brain. That was the one that broke Kanye's brain. Yeah, that's what I told you. I told you this. I literally said every single thing Kanye is saying is from the Candace Owens doc. The Candace Owens doc got you. That was the one. I thought you for real said you didn't see that. I was like, wait. I was like, this is the one. I never saw that.

But then again, you know, to their family, it's like, yeah, obviously it's like he's in a halfway house. I didn't know people in halfway houses. I didn't visit either. So, you know, it's a fair. Somebody in my family. Yeah. It is an unfair caricature of a person to be like, he didn't even see him in the halfway house. It's like, yeah, dude, you don't go. Yeah. I didn't even care. It's like, well, I'm probably still sad that they were helping him pay for the halfway house. Yeah. Well, I don't know. But he was on mega drugs. It's a shame.

I just want to know, Omer, why you have so much hate in your heart now. I don't have hate. I have a lot of righteous fury. That's what's up. Yeah. You know what I was thinking about today? Why do they call it poetic justice? It's just fucking justice. Yeah.

I guess if it like poetic justice is like if it rings true or is like beautiful. You mean it's just? Yeah, true. Justice is beautiful and blind. I don't understand it. Yeah, what does that even mean? Well, I think poetic justice is more about like when it's like a thing where someone was wronged and they didn't get it right. And then they justly. Yeah, but like justice is blind. So if you're not always going to be wronged and get the right outcome. So then you don't get justice.

no justice is blind is it's not saying it gets it wrong it's you can see i mean it doesn't care about anything you just like the effects let me say i did poetic justice seems to be totally redundant yeah because i'm like trying to i was trying to rationalize it i was taking a shower this was big yeah it's a cool it's a cool song i like that like

I am a sinner. But what does... Probably not a sinner again. What the hell? So they're saying... Things I don't understand. Poetic justice is a literary device in which a character is rewarded or punished in a manner befitting their actions, ensuring a just resolution, often contrary to their expectations. Again...

Yes, it suggests that moral virtue will ultimately be rewarded in wrongdoing punished, creating a balance in the narrative world. So justice. The concept is utilized to emphasize the theme of karma or establish the moral order of the universe. So it's just karmic justice? Yeah, justice. Isn't that all justice? Justice, yeah. Not all justice is karmic. Well, justice is right.

Yeah, but karma isn't right. Well, here's the thing. What do you mean? Yeah, it is. If you are good, you get rewarded. It's like good and evil, right? Like you do good, you get good. You do bad, you get bad. That's justice. No. And karma. Well, you're saying justice could be you could be a mom whose son got killed, and then you kill the killer of your kid, but you still have to go to jail for two years. And that's justice for her, but that's not actual justice.

The justice system would frown upon that. But then, in light of the circumstances, the judicial system would most likely run around. I think we're confusing the judicial system for actual justice. With the ideal of justice. True. Okay, okay, okay, okay. True. Damn, dude. Hell yeah. Anyway. Yeah. No, you're right. It was a good topic change there. Yeah, it was a good one. Shift gears. It was a good one. You guys, how was the Super Bowl? Let's talk about... Let's get to the Patreon and then we'll discuss the Super Bowl. True. Good call.

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