Ep 474 - Lemaire's Long Haul (feat. Lemaire Lee)
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- Are you playing a Yu-Gi-Oh card game or is it more of like an interactive? - Card game. - Okay, nice. On your phone? - Yeah. - Nice. - So I don't have to buy packs. - How much money can you win from the Yu-Gi-Oh card game?

How much can you win? You can win. Is it like online poker? You can win money? Oh, no. You get game points to buy car bags. Or is it better off? Is it like, does this help you meet like 12-year-olds or something? Is that the prize? There's no chat. Do you chat with them? No chat. No chat? No, I would call them little fuckers. South Park game was fun. Do you remember that? That game was pretty sick. You were playing that? That game was sick. Yeah. No, no. The Colts.

The cell phone game where it was like Yu-Gi-Oh. Phone Destroyer. That was fun. That was a good one. That was good. Anyway, we're here live with...

The newest resident in my fucking house. I don't think I've ever made a worse decision. It'll be fun, dude. It's not fun. You're Shane Tanner, dude. It is. You're going to have to go up there. You're going to have to go over there and be like, you're going to have to call LeMay or LeMeej. LeMeej. LeMeej. I'm going to have to sit backwards on a chair and be like, LeMeej, we got to talk. You're going to be on the edge of your bed. I know my wife died. You're my son now. LeMeej, I know you're sad. Yeah.

I don't know. Meech doesn't get sad. True. It's actually fucked up. No, I get sad, dude. No, he had a psychotic break at Walmart, so now he doesn't get sad. He did piss his pants at Walmart and solve the sadness dilemma. That age-old dilemma of being sad as a man. Yeah. What's this all for? What's the point? He broke the plane. Just piss yourself at a fucking Walmart. I spilled piss on myself on the road because I tried to pee and drive.

What? You were on the road for a long time. Yeah, we got to get into this. Yeah. LaMare got here last night after, how long, when did you leave? I left Philly at like 3 p.m. And you got here the next night. At like 9 p.m. You didn't stop. I didn't stop. I went to a MyNicky or Firestone in Arkansas to get my car looked at. But outside of that, no. Oh, I had to get a new headlight. That was a brave move, bro. Stopping down Arkansas way. Yeah.

man i couldn't get rid of those tanks they're still in my car what tanks i i had uh these quarter kegs when i was getting the weed remember i was getting the weed juice in my office yes and there i think there's two there's two of them right yeah and then we kicked two of those kegs of weed juice and i was like yo may i trade them in that in the tap it'll be probably like 150 bucks and no one's taking no one's taking no one will take the tap no

They're like, we don't take that. I guess I haven't tried to return a keg or a tap since 2004. I used to deliver beer and I was like, yeah, you get like 75 bucks for the tap. Yeah. No, I don't. So no one will take it. Although those kegs, they probably can't be reused. Yeah. Because they're laden with THC. You're going to fuck up a graduation party. You can sell them graduation parties somewhere down here in Texas now.

I'm sure they rinse them somehow. Yeah. They wouldn't take them. You're like, you were trying to sell. Yeah. I tried to sell it to like three places in Philly. They're like, no. And I went to three places in Arkansas. I kind of fuck with Arkansas, dude. Yeah. They're like, nah, the one guy was like, nobody would buy it from me.

Oh, you'd like Arkansas. You'd like the Razorbacks. You'd like a little fucking... You would love the Razorbacks. A little woo. Yeah, woo pig suey. Yeah, let's go. Woo pig suey. Are there more pigs? No, they're the Razorbacks. Yeah. He left the 28th at 3 p.m. Yeah. And he arrived the 29th at 8 p.m. From Philly to Texas. Didn't stop to sleep. One headlight. 21 hour drive. One headlight. Yeah. Yeah. Half the way.

Damn, you padiddled out? Yeah. Padiddle? You padiddled? Damn. You know how many people got punched because of you? You know how many people got fucking socked in the arm? You know what a padiddle is? No. You see a car in one headlight, you padiddle and touch the top and whoever does it last, you get to sock the shit out of them. You don't know about padiddle? Yeah, I helped out padiddle. I was padiddle. Yeah.

You smoke right away when you woke up today. Yeah. You're the pediddler, dude. It's been so long since I smoked. I didn't smoke and drive because I had the headlight. Yeah, sure. That kind of sucked. I was ripping vape, though. I had this Mike Tyson vape. It's almost out of vape juice. You were paxing on the Mike Tyson vape juice? Yeah.

He has a vape line? That knockout king. Mike Tyson in a jar. So you got high and drove 30 straight hours to get to Texas. Yeah. He arrives upon arrival. How did you stay awake?

I took one 10-milligram Adderall. Okay, that's nothing. That's not that much. 10 milligrams is not getting you through a 30-hour drive. Yeah. I mean, I guess I'm just built different. No, you're not. You kept saying that. He kept saying I'm built different. I'm just built different. He kept saying I'm built different. And then last night we go to the bar and somebody's like, just do a Red Bull and vodka. He's like, I had five Celsiuses.

it's like oh yeah well that'll keep you up that's fucking that's fucking energy drinkers it's the paul brother energy prime no he's prime prime prime celsius is like uh it's just new red bull i think it might be cobertate's drink is it no it could be it's cobertate rules i can't believe how wrong i was he's back dude they got the celsius mandarin mango if mandarin or what is it mandarin marshmallow

Mandarin marshmallow? Yeah, it was nice. How much caffeine is in a Celsius? I don't know. I don't know what it's like. Isn't it like just vitamin B? Really? Am I crazy?

It's got to be a ton of caffeine. There's 200 milligrams of caffeine per can. How many did you have? That's not too crazy. Five? Five is crazy. Was it Celsius heat? I just meant one. Celsius heat has 350 milligrams of caffeine in it. It was probably Celsius heat. If I think about it, it was probably Celsius heat. Yeah, I can imagine you knowing your way around a gas station bed for dry. Dude. I got to be out in the South, Arkansas, they got Buc-ee's, dude. What? What?

You definitely, you know your way. I'll be honest. I know my way around. I know every aisle I walk in. I go, where's it? I get it. I know every aisle. Are you up to date on like Gatorade technology? I am. Where are they at right now? Uh,

Gatorade like electrolyte. Not electrolyte. It's always obviously it's got electrolytes. Gatorlite. Gatorlite. It's like Pedialyte Gatorade. Oh really? Yeah that's the newest tech. They also got Gatorade. It's next gen. It's fifth gen Gatorade. It's the mock fight. The closest shave.

So the mayor drives 30 straight hours, nothing but Adderall and 5 Celsius. Chipotle. Chipotle, 10 minutes into driving, he stops eating Chipotle. He tweeted, he's like, I'm in Maryland, I stopped for Chipotle. It takes five minutes to get to Maryland from Philadelphia. Yeah.

You started the drip and were like, oh, there's an exit. Yeah, I got to fuel up. You fueled up a gigantic dump. Just a huge dump that Arkansas paid for. He got all the way down. Arkansas did pay for it. Arkansas paid for it. That mining heat, dude. Dude, you toss an Adderall in, an Adderall dump's nice, too. What's the Adderall dump all about? It's just an amphetamine dump.

You hold it for a while. You're like, I'll never shit. You got a full Chipotle bowl coming out of the bunkies in Arkansas. Screaming out of the atmosphere. They're going to have to uncog that. The taxpayers in Arkansas are going to be unhappy. That's all their tax money. Oh, dude. They're going to be standing on it like a fucking asteroid lander. There's going to be dudes in white suits. Just looking down.

- Sir, we don't know where this came from. - You're gonna have to wake up a white woman professor to communicate, to try to communicate with it. - The only expert in the field. - The only expert is a woman. Anyway, so you drove 30 straight hours. We'll get more into the journey, but what I wanna talk about is how impressive, I mean, the performance you put on. He gets here, showers, we go to a bar.

This guy just drove 30 straight hours. He's ready to go out. That's crazy. He wants to paint the town red. That's what I was saying. I was like, dude, are you sure? This is crazy. He put on a fancy vest. He looked good. Thank you. Goes out. Hey,

I'd say 20, 30 minutes in is where things started. Unraveling? The boy collapsed. Yeah, of course. He thought he had it. No, at the bar? At the other? Yeah. No, it was the lemon drops, dude. The lemon drops. Oh, you were drinking the lemon drops? Yeah, I kept making him do shots. I kept being like, dude, if you're tired, just do a shot. He did so many shots. And then... No Red Bull and vodka. And then LeMare hit me with a classic LeMare move, which is just a... Oh, man.

Fucking horrendous opinion. At the bar? At the bar. His opinions, you can get me so angry. I don't know if anyone can make me angrier. Who was it? This was the take. He saw the Adam Sandler, Drew Barrymore movie, Blended, and he said it was better than Happy Gilmore and Billy Madison. What's the movie Blended about? I haven't seen it. It's about Adam Sandler's wife dies.

Drew Barrymore gets a divorce. They both got three kids and then they meet. They have a really bad date at first and then they meet throughout like a safari, just like the life. And then like the bosses or Drew Barrymore's friend is dating Adam Sandler's boss. So then they get a safari together because the boss breaks up with his girlfriend. They're like, we're going to go do this weird thing in Africa.

Damn. Sandman just wrote a movie about his wife dying and meeting another lady. Dude, it's beautiful. It's kind of a boss move. What's your movie about, babe? Oh, it's the guy whose wife dies and he gets pussy. Dies the worst way ever. So he's confused, so he just gets pussy with his lady. She did die from some bad cancer. Sick fucking move. He must have wrote that movie in like fucking two days. And then I accidentally run into the hot chick again.

Didn't all these movies worry about cancer for a movie? Or for a second? Really? Like Funny People was about cancer. Then like Blended's about cancer. Yeah. It starts to really interrupt your social life right around that age. Cancer? Yeah, you hit 50 and it's like people start fucking grabbing it. But back to the main, the opinion. So yeah, Blended's better than fucking Happy Gilmore? Yeah, dude.

Yeah, I had a good time. Why so? What really grabbed you? It was a touching flick. Nice. It was heartwarming. It was nice to watch love bloom and not be forced in a rom-com, you know?

I'm with you on that. So you're talking about a whole new thing now. Yeah, but what about Happy Gilmore and Virginia Bennett? That was great, love. That was so nice. Against Mama's wishes. That was forced as hell. That was not forced at all. What the hell, dude? New bad boy on tour, Shooter McGavin saying, Doug, kick him off the tour. Virginia Bennett going, hey, this guy's a ratings dream.

I mean, this is crazy. Oh, so she was like, she was using him for ratings now? Yeah. That's not real love, dude. No, then they go on a date at a hockey rink, and he says, if you make that shot, we have to kiss. If you miss it, she drills it.

it dude i don't remember your all-time backfire she drills it because i don't remember this is the most one of the most quotable movies of all time i know i'm i'm telling you i'm losing my mind it's my problem i'm confused i used to be confident i used to know what was going on i was putting my kid down today and i for real was like by the by the way too you're always in a dark room when you have a kid

So, like, that's why the edibles have to stop. Because, like, one day they kick in, you're in a fucking pitch black room with your kid, and you're just like, oh, God. And it's, you have to be brave, dude. You can't be a pussy. But I was getting fucked up today about, like, my inner self, my actual organism body. I wasn't high at all. But I was just like, dude, I just, someone has to just fucking put me down, man. I'm fucking, I've lost the thread. I've fully lost the thread.

Dude, I get on, all I do is look at social media. You have to. I just look at- It's the only safe place- I get on Twitter and see the most horrific things possible. Dude. That fucking drone? Yeah, dude. Yeah, it was a brutal video. I don't want to see anything anymore. Dude, I haven't seen it. It really fucked me up. I saw a video yesterday that's like, I think it was a Russian drone pilot just killing these two Ukrainian dudes. None of that stuff comes up for me. And then the next post was like a barstool sports, like, look how hot this chick is. I was like, oh my God.

What a terrible world. Yeah, but then you just live outside of the phone world and like, dude, I'm dying to get back. As soon as I'm like, I have a spare second, I'm like. Can't wait to see what's on the phone. It's going to be so sick. It's going to be so fucking sick, dude. And you turn on, you go, they let me down again. Damn, everyone says I suck. Maybe if I just keep looking, there's something good coming. Something cool is going to happen. I can't wait to hit the screen. Ooh, Notre Dame got a three-star recruit. Yeah. My day's turning around. True.

Just waiting for a guy to be like, no, it's cool. Matt McCuskey. Oh, thank God. That's so sick. Let me see how many followers he has. 36 followers. Fuck, fuck, fuck.

So, Lamise, you got there. You just started turning up the juice on the lemon drop shots. Yeah. What did you feel like at this point? Were your eyes hot? Like, how did you feel? No, I was fine. I don't know. I was just... Because we went to another place. He almost ralphed in the Uber, dude. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I was losing it. He was a minute away from puking in the Uber. Really? I had it, though. I had it, though. It sounded like it was in your mouth. Like, for real. He technically had it. He was like...

how much longer is this trip? And I was like, don't, dude. Don't fucking puke in this movie. Oh my God. But you held it in. Yeah, I held it in. I had it. And then he horked where? In the bathroom in there. I cleaned it up. I took care of it. Yeah. That's the first time he throws up.

God damn it. You gotta have a talk. We're gonna have a talk. Also, we're gonna have a talk about the duration of this living arrangement because there's no way you're leaving. There's no way you're leaving. The way this ends is me going, you gotta get the fuck out. Get out of here, dude. Imagine you drown in the pool. You might. It'll be a whodunit. You might walk the plank straight into that pool. Andrew, you're gonna get Casey Anthony. This would be a classic whodunit.

This could be scandal, lies, manipulation. For the record, I would never kill the Mary Lee. Of course not. And I would, right? Yeah, no. I would never kill you. No. For sure. So if you do drown in the pool...

You could, though. You've never been more able to kill the mayor than the next couple, however long this goes for. You can for real kill him. I can just grab a knife right there. Oh, yeah. Just wait until he's in bed. Dude, he doesn't wake up. He doesn't wake up. He doesn't wake up, by the way. He's the heaviest sleeper in the world.

No. Yes. Dude, I walked on you sleeping the one time. Yeah. Just, I was in there. He's been living in your fucking office. Yeah, he's in my office. And he was just, sawing logs unbelievably. I'll be honest. And I was like, LaMare, LaMare. Didn't wake up. And I was like, and I just started working. And I was finally like a half an hour later came out. And I'm like, bro, I could have fucking killed you. Yeah. Yeah. When I heard, I forgot he was living in your office. Yeah. And then we met. I was like, you can come stay down here.

And then I didn't really ask about a duration. Yeah. And the other day I asked and he was like, I don't know, probably like April. I was like, God damn it. That's like six fucking months. It's so long. Yeah, the six month week. It's crazy. It's crazy.

I'd like to get away from the house. That's that housing market. But then he's like, I got to wait for the bubble. I mean, I didn't know you. I forgot he was just living in your office. And then I remembered that. And I was like, God damn it. This guy's not going anywhere. He's not going to leave my house.

I'm going to get another office. I'm going to get another office. Yeah. Yeah. Brittany was hating. Brittany was like, I was like, LaMera could live in my office. I don't care. It's nice to have LaMera there. You walk in, LaMera's just fucking, LaMera's just dreaming. He's walking in. I'm sitting there just doing my stuff.

The hardest sleeper. Dude, I was shocked. How are you shocked? That's the most obvious thing I've ever heard. Imagine my studio room went, Shane, Shane, I'm watching you sleep and you're just... This is crazy. It is nice white noise though.

It is nice white noise. Snoring is funny as a guess. Snoring is so... Dude, I was at my parents' the last few days and Phil goes wild. Phil goes nuts on the snores. You can hear them from downstairs. You can hear a guy upstairs going...

They're hitting like 0% blood oxygen in their brains. They're hitting 0% oxygen in their brains. I can hear Phil's apnea from the other room. You hear him just like... All of their dreams are just them and Kevin Costner in Yellowstone. I don't know, partner. How are we going to get this horse up? We're on second, partner. I can't breathe.

How are we going to get that horse up on their trailer? They love it. They love it.

It's on Fox Nation. We stayed at my parents' house when we went back, I think around Thanksgiving, whatever it was. I forget what it was. And we were sleeping. My dad watches TV at like 90, and it's just... It's just war. There's just warfare the whole time. I'm like, dude, go to bed. It's warfare mixed with a dude occasionally going... They're just...

Dead asleep to the opening scene of Saving Private Ryan on fucking 100 volumes. And then they wake up and go, all right, I'm good.

He's had like three strokes. Oh, my God. Wake up furious. Mean to everyone for the first four hours of the day. Yeah.

My dad gets bullied. He's like just around by like these girls. He's in a girl house. Yeah. Matt, they're just so mean. I know, dude. They're going to get so mean. I know. It starts so early. They're like AI, dude. They're going to get better and better. They're going to learn more about me. Right now, they'll just be like, you're not my best friend. I'm like, all right.

Yeah, whatever. I don't even give a fuck. Damn, dude. You got hit with that? She hit me with, you're not my best friend. I'm like, yeah, give it 10 seconds. I'll be rest-running. You're not my best friend. It's brutal, dude. Although, I'll be able to be in there a little fucking, you know, inter-nation warfare just being like, well, that's actually kind of fucked up. Yeah, you can split them. Yeah, you can CIA women easily. I can America out pretty easily. Yes.

You can get fond of Kyo. You can be like, actually, Chloe's number one. I don't care about the votes. Chloe, you're the new leader.

I was hitting the kids with that all week. It was like the boss. No, I was just hitting them with it. Anytime I got them alone, I'd be like, you know, we're best friends. I was doing that. They love it. You were destabilizing a child? I just kept telling the kids I was their best friend. They take best friends very seriously, dude. I remember that. Yeah, man. Best friend was a serious issue. Dude, I didn't know three-year-olds were about best friend. Like, dude, she had a friend in her old, like...

daycare yeah when we moved i'm like yo just delete her and she was like no that's my best friend i'm like dude you have to get out of there to go you're never gonna see her again she was just like what she was so sad isn't the best friends like the plot of all kid stuff it's like you're just doing things with your best friend saving your best friend a huge plot too for kid if you want to get a kid interested you talk about a little baby who's away who has to find their mom and they'll they'll just like you can just they'll just sit there for an hour and be like i'm like and then it wasn't their mom and they're like

Oh my God. And then we found it and they're like, oh my God. Every story's about like a weird animal. They've lived it, dude. Anytime you go to the fucking mall or the supermarket. Yeah. Did you ever get lost? Yeah. I got lost. Terrifying. Scary as hell. Takes 10 minutes. Yeah.

Yeah, I grabbed a lady's jeans at the mall thinking it was my mom, turned around, just another lady, and I was like, I'm going to die. When you're a little kid, you're like, if my parents aren't here, I'm dying. It's programmed into you. There's like a sex drive. There's all this aggression drive, and then there's attachment. No one talks about attachment. Attachment's like...

If your parents aren't around, you're convulsing in your head. You're dying. As an animal, you're like, I'm dying now. I need my mommy. Yeah, dude. In nature, if you don't have your mommy in nature, you die. Yeah. So think about that, Lemaire. If you're a little baby and mommy's not around, you're going to get munched. Yeah, dude. For a fact. You are a little baby.

It is good to have you, and I am happy you're living here. I'll take it easy. I won't be on your ass every single day. I mean, LaMere, in just a couple months, you can open the doors and walk right into the pool. He's never going to leave, dude. He's never leaving. He's never leaving. He's going to slide open doors and just fall into a pool. He's never leaving. He's like, yeah, I guess I'll find that apartment pretty soon.

Oh my God. Dude, he's going to pop up on you like an alligator too. You're going to be walking out. He's going to get me. He's going to drag you in. I'm going to be like, fuck, I forget his name. What's the drug dealer from Columbia? Pablo Escobar? I'll be Escobar. I'll be like, behold, I have a hippo.

I'm going to have a house party and just be like, let me just swim, swim. And I'll say gaze upon him. Get out of the pool, fart with you. So the mayor, your new Sandler, your old Sandler in terms of taste. That's a big lifter. I like a lot of new.

Oh, yeah. You rode for Hubie Halloween. Hubie Halloween was big. You rode into the storm for that. I did. And you were right. I've said it a hundred times. I fucking shielded Hubie. I said, this is a classic. It was good. It was so good, dude. Blended crushes. Even if it is good, which I'm not saying it's not, it's not better than Gilmore and Madison. I don't know. I have to see it. Now I have to see it.

I don't know if I trust your fucking opinion. They're classics. You like some wild, you like vampire movies. Do I? Don't. I have to. Don't tell anybody about my poetry. I wasn't going to. Don't say a word. Nothing. Nothing? Don't, you motherfucker. I just remembered it. I wasn't going to say anything.

I will say I can get drawn into any plot. I start off being like these vampire shows are so dumb and two seconds later I'm like wait these guys are live during the Revolutionary War. I'm lost. That's actually pretty cool. Are you talking about what we do in the shadows? No but that's the best. The originals bro. The originals. The spin off of the Vampire Diaries. Oh.

Don't laugh at me, dude. Shut up, blended. And I did, dude. It wasn't up to me to watch it. I was just like, I'll catch it. If you're forced to watch a girl movie, it's not bad. You go, I fucking hate this. I watched the Barbie movie this week. Dude, that actually sounded sick. The Barbie movie kind of slaps. It was actually pretty good. It slaps, dude. You explained it to me. I'm like, that's pretty tight, actually. Ken was funny as shit. Yeah, Ken was funny as shit. I watched it on the road. Yeah.

You watched the what? I watched the Barbie movie on the road. Nice. Yeah. Oh, yeah. That was one of the things. During the 30 hours, he hits. Sid the Kid does that, dude. Sid the Kid puts a movie on. It's a common denominator. Dorian does it, too. Deeds does it.

That's where I got it from. People forget how gully Deeds is. He is. Deeds is gully as hell. No, gully, dude. Deeds is hood. Oh, yeah. I forgot. He is from Inglewood. Deeds so hood.

I was with Deez all weekend dude Yeah They were cutting We were hitting a scrimp Me and Deez were crushing scrimps He was impressed at how much you could eat Oh I could throw it out Yeah I could munch Everyone judges me dude Every time I bring I'm like yeah let's go get something to eat I'm like alright we'll get I ordered like the shrimp Then I ordered some ribs obviously for later So I had two entrees An appetizer

Everyone's like, dude, you're a pig. It's like, bro. Yeah, dude. That's how you eat. Watch me do this. This is nothing. I feel like that's how you eat when you have a bunch of brothers. True. Because you're like, I got to eat as much as I can right now. You have to speed eat. Yeah. You also want to get... Yeah, true. Me and Jabri, if we get a pizza...

I get a slice, he'll look at me and then grab a slice. Oh, dude, yeah. He's like, I end up with a slice. Yeah, you guys are like draft picks. You've been scouting every slice. You go, all right, first pick. I get the first pick. 2012 Domino's. I mean, dude, you're scanning. They never cut it perfectly. There's always some slices that are bigger. Small size doesn't even count, though. True. I'll take the small size.

Small size. It's like I didn't even have a size, so that's fine. Yeah. True. That's a good point. Small size is like training. A long skinny boy. Yeah. It's kind of like, oh, I'm taking a break. Go on. Yeah. There's always the big slice. Then the older brother snagged the one with the bubble. There's a big slice with the bubble. Oldest brother snags that. You're like, dude. Then you lick your finger and touch it. It's like, bro, I don't care. I'll eat that anyway.

What brother are you, Matt? Middle. I'm a middle brother. I'm a third brother out of six. So I'm three. There's two brothers, me, sister, brother, sister. Okay. So I was from like the first wave of family. Then there was like a break. And then there was the new wave. The Neo McCuskers. We make fun of the Neos. We're like...

The Neos didn't really have it. The Neos had it easy. The Neos had it easy, bro. It was kind of bullshit. Old fucking Billy had it real easy. Bro, it was crazy. People don't talk about that. Old Silver Spoon Billy. Dude, truly, truly it was, yeah. Even, I'll say Kathleen. Kathleen was pro to McCusker a little bit.

And then I'm just trying to think of which kids got hit and which kids didn't. The kids who didn't get hit, Neal McCuskers. Parents just got tired. I watched my parents just get tired. Yeah. Fucking whatever. Yeah. For the last two years being like, all right, bro, whatever you want to do. Yeah. That makes sense. I can't imagine like the things they tried to stop you guys from doing. So we're starting fires and stuff. Yeah. Starting fires, stealing stuff.

Yeah. You guys are like fucked up. Committing crimes. Yeah. Killing animals. Tom and Kev play sports. No, not really. Yeah. Those are the worst kids. Those are literally the worst kids. They were like Sid from Toy Story. Like non-sports kids that are out there still doing bad stuff. Yeah, dude. Those are dangerous kids. Yeah, dude. Starting fires. They saw there was a neighbor, a neighbor kid that we, they, Kevin met him in the woods and just told him they were devil worshipers.

I remember these kids. I grew up around these exact kids. Those are some weird fucking dudes. You'd meet him in the woods. Like we're worshiping the devil. Yeah. We're listening to Pearl Jam. They start off. Yeah. I listen to Coolio. Run.

I would like to go back to LeMaire and Jabri. I'd like to know about you. What's your biggest feast? Yeah, true. I need to know about you guys' feasts because I know there's legendary feasts. We just hit the K-Pot the other day. What? What'd you guys do there? No, I'm talking all-time feasts. Like all-time? You have to remember one where you guys just fucking put it down. It's that K-Pot time we put it down. We went in with a plan. They're like, you know, at K-Pot, they started doing some bullshit. What's K-Pot? It's Korean barbecue.

Oh, they must see you too. Dude, I mean, it's natural. It's natural. Yeah, Jackie Chan, let me get him off. You said it was all I could eat. Well, I'm here tomorrow. Yeah. We got it. We did strategize. We did come up with a plan. You got strategized in the parking lot? Yeah.

What'd you hit him with? Shabria's like, all right, he's going to come. Operation Barbarossa just out in the parking lot planning. Master strategist. Shabria's like, I'm going to go make some sauces. I'm going to give me this type of soup. And I also like this, this, and this. You guys are ordering for each other at the buffet. Well, you got to order the food you need. You got to cook. The hot pot. Yeah, the hot pot.

So what's the deal? Is it like an all-you-can-eat type setup? Yeah, but the bullshit is it used to be you could just hang out, but now it's just two hours. They rush you out. Yeah, and they don't come around. Two hours is fucking crazy, dude. You're trying to put in three, four? It's just two hours. Two hours is fucking nuts. How much are you paying? Thanksgiving takes like 20 minutes. Yeah, it was like $120. And it was all-you-can-eat, $60 a head. It was me, Jabri, and Deeds, though. And we got drinks, too.

We're hanging. And they were like, they hard limit on two hours. How do they get you out of there? There's a guy in like a fucking square on his chest come out and shit.

we didn't get they didn't kick us out we just knew we had to leave because they just stopped coming by yeah just start looking at us fuck it a child gets on some bullshit sometimes yeah it's like bro i know i've been here enough i know all the cuts you have yeah chill the sausages homes yeah they also yeah they know you're gonna feast early the baby and they can fucking yeah here's a chicken leg here's a bacon wrap sausage it's like bro i'm waiting

Bring out the lamb, bring out the prime cuts. Yes, they try. And the day will say they get me every time on the fucking pond. The kids got the big cheese bread. Where do we eat at Steakhouse? That fucking what was it called? I was trying to think of a fucking bro lamb chop was dude.

Unbelievable. I carumba. I carumbies. We'll be meat eaters too. What's that? We'll be meat eaters for a month. I don't want to jinx it. True. Because I'll definitely not do it. Dude, I'm going to commit it. I need it right now. We're on carnivore diet January.

Okay. I'm spinning out of control, dude, with the carbs. I can't stop. Meat's only, dude. You ready? Just meat and milk. Yeah, I'm going to have a heart attack. No, you won't. No, you're going to drop like 30 pounds. You're going to have a heart attack from drinking five fucking dang energy drinks. I'm drinking only prime. Yeah, stay in it for 30 hours and you'll have a heart attack. Eating nothing but meat? Yeah, bro. Eating nothing but meat. Staying up for 30 hours is really bad. Yeah, Lemaire, I don't want to blow your mind, but what's your heart made out of? Meat.

It needs more meat. It needs more fucking meat. I never even thought of it. Dude, if you think about it. Can I eat nuts too? No nuts. No nuts, dude. What? Eggs and meat. I love peanuts, dude. I can't eat peanuts. God damn it. No peanuts. How many peanuts have you eaten? How often do you eat peanuts? Your turds are like Snickers bars, dude.

You eat peanuts not at a baseball game? My dad crushes peanuts like that. That's nice. He has a tin at the house and he just scoops them and he gets back there. Crushes peanuts. Love the Virginia Roast. These are Virginia peanuts. Whole tub of them. He'll bring you over like, yo, crush these with me.

After two scoops of peanuts, though, you get a stomachache instantly. It's a fine line. If I have a long ride, I'll get the heat peanuts. The, like, little container of peanuts. From where? The gas station. Did you head down here for the peanuts, dude? The pecans are nice down here. Dude, yeah. No. They have pretty good gas stations down here. Like, Wawa is, like, not doing nothing. Yeah.

Yeah. Like compared to a Bucky's or like the Quick Trip. Why was that? You stay mired in controversy, dude. He loves it. You love the smirk, dude. Dude, look. You're a Neo Sandler. All Bucky's, dude. I came in Bucky drip. I had the buck drip. I got buck drip.

I don't know. Bucky's is... What is Bucky's? Bucky's is good. It's just a giant fucking gas station. Oh, I've heard of this. It's like humongous. But there's 9,000 people in it at all times. Yeah, it kind of stinks. It's like packed in there. Yeah. It's kind of uncomfortable. Walmart gas station? Yeah. Yeah. That's why I like it. You like to get in the mix. Yeah. It's like the World's Fair for the biggest, dumbest idiots in the world. You can fry hot dogs? My God.

Honey, honey. Take a look at this. Sorry, I'm reading about the World Fair right now. Nice.

I can't wait to go to Walmart. Really? I got to check out one of these Walmarts. Yeah. Probably pretty chill. I know. I just want to see it. Dude, there's a Target. This is highly domesticated talk, but there's a Target. And my aunt and uncle live down here, and they were like, yo, this Target there, it's kind of fucked up. It's a flagship? Dude, no. I was like, dude, they're just being fucking prissy about it. It'll be fine. And they're like, it's just the home goods section. It's fucked up. Because I'm walking through the Target. I'm like, it's fine. Yeah. You go and...

For some reason, specifically in Target, when you go to the home goods section, everything's been taken down and thrown on the floor. It makes no sense, dude. Everything else is fine. In the home goods section, everything's taken down. It's haunted. There's like 40 towels just stacked on each other. And you're like, dude, I was like cracking up. I was like, who the fuck did this? Dude, more like broken home goods. True. I was with Brittany in Target, and she was like, she had this mug. She made the longest 10-month of my life.

You're going to leave with me when I leave this house. True. You can be a ranch hand. He can make a nasty ranch hand. He's not. I don't know what this talk is about the mayor being a good roommate. I'm a good roommate. The office was clean. I'll say that.

The office was squeaky. I walked in there and I was like, all right, bro. Not bad. I'm a clean guy, dude. I just smoke weed. You can't smell bad, dude. Huh? You can't smell bad. Did you? I haven't ratted you out. I have not ratted you out. I'm not going to rat you out if you don't want to.

No, it was a mistake. I was trying out the... Bro? Aluminum? You did aluminum-free deodorant? Dude, it makes everyone smell like... He did aluminum-free deodorant while we were in Louisville. It makes everyone smell like an alien. It's crazy. Nuts. Dude, that is... He's wearing a fucking Hawaiian shirt, so there's just pure airflow coming out of his body.

I've never smelled BO like this in my life. Dude, that non-aluminum deodorant makes you smell. You might as well not wear deodorant. Most inopportune time, too. Jack Harlow came with his bros. One of the smallest. It was like an old theater, so the green room was very small. There's like 15 people in this green room, and it stunk like fucking shit. And the whole time in my head, I was like, God damn, Harlow's squad is...

The whole room has BO. This is a wild fucking squad. Which is a kind of alpha move, though. To roll up on somebody and it's your whole squad. Some of those boys are gully. I was like, it might smell from these guys. And then we went to Jack's apartment and we were there and I was like,

Dude, it's La Mer fucking stinks. You were trying to figure it out. Yeah, but if you got in his orbit. Once we got to a bigger room, it was like, oh, the smell is coming from over there.

Like across the room. How soon after did you confront him for this? As soon as I smelled it was him, I was like, yo, I was being a friend. I wasn't like, yo, you fucking stink. I was like, bro, you got to ask Jack Harlow if he has any deodorant. And he did. So LaMera wore Jack Harlow's deodorant.

Really nice gesture. I would have never done that. It was awesome. What a beast, dude. Yeah, really, truly. Share your deodorant with the bros. It's truly great. With the guy you just met that stinks. Breaking bread, dude. Breaking bread for sure. That went straight into the trash can. He was like, oh yeah, no problem, man. Oh.

Dude, that's so nice though. It was really thoughtful of him. Show me his Pokemon cards. What was he working with? Old Spice? Yeah, no, I don't know. It had like, it was like the deodorant that you twist, you know? Yeah, okay. And like it like comes through but it's like pierced.

Like a little thread. Not gel. It was like the white kind. Okay. It wasn't gel, but it was. Yeah. Okay. I don't know. Might have been. But it helped. It helped a lot. It helped a lot. You stopped smelling a little. That's all. Once the stink gets going, yeah, it takes a couple days. It takes a bath, really.

Get that stank off. Yeah. I mean, I understand because you usually don't smell. No. You can go on runs where you smell, but it was just a lapse in judgment with the aluminum deodorant. Nate told me it takes 20, like that week, Nate told me it takes 20 days for your body to like. Nate stinks. What did Nate say? Nate fucking smells all the time, dude. Did Nate corner you like, the aluminum's turning us gay, brother? Yeah.

It was an easy change, I thought. The aluminum-free deodorant was cheap, and I was like, let me give it a try. Dude, I'm telling you, it cost me a night. Your decision ruined my night. I tried this before, and it made me smell...

You know when someone sprays fucking lilac shit after you take a dump? You smell like that. There's like this weird nice smell. Poo-pourri. Were you sniffing yourself now? I caught him smelling himself. He used the all natural. How do you smell? Guard dog doesn't smell bad. Smelling fresh, yeah. The breath gets bad, but the pits stay fresh. The breath can get a little raunchy. Yeah.

I would hope we would all tell each other. True. You have to. You have to. It is a hard thing to be like, yo, your breath's fucking rough. Telling someone their breath is actually the nicest thing you can do for somebody. Yeah, because otherwise they're just riding all night. Dude, I can tell you who has the most, I just think about it all the time, and I probably have the most fucked up breath. You haven't had it in a while. You used to. Did I? Occasionally you would get a little, when we lived together, because that's how that works. True, yeah, true. You wake up one day, you're like, I'm not brushing my teeth.

brush my teeth I don't brush my teeth in the morning I forget my parents aren't even here anymore I'm not brushing my fucking teeth I forget every morning and if you don't brush your teeth in the morning and then smoke weed you might have the worst breath you get the worst breath imaginable and cigs cigs are rough do you get the white things in your throat do you get the white things in your throat

I don't know. Pause. I don't know. No, there's like these. If you smoke a lot, you get like these. Don't back talk. We're not doing back talk. We're not doing back talk. I'm worried about you because your breath smells so fucking bad. Your breath stinks. Your breath smells. I never noticed the way it smells. No, I've never smelled your breath. But dude, you can get these things. It's calcified. It's like milk. It's like for smoking. It gets stuck in there and you just like.

Get it out and just you smell it right away. Obviously, it's like the worst. I have had those things. I don't think I have. I'll smell. I'll smell the floss. They're called tonsilists. They smell like floss. But if you could conjure up a nugget of like floss.

Yeah. And it like just hardened into a little rock. And you get it, you feel it in the back and you start fucking with it and eventually it pops out and you're like, oh my God. They're called tonsillists. They're fucking nasty. I've never heard of these. They're the stones, right? Yeah, yeah. What? Yeah, dude. Tonsill stones. You could have them just chilling behind your tonsils too and not even know it. And your breath would just fucking, you'd be crushing everybody. Who do you got on the bad breath list? I need to know. Hold on, let me hear one. Okay.

Yeah, I got it. Did you not hear it? I got it. It might be me right now. I didn't brush my teeth in that coffee right now. Yeah, coffee's a bad one. I've got crushed by a couple people where I'm like, all right, man, this is the third time in a row. Yeah. I don't say anything. You should say something, though. If I'm not close with them, I'm not going to say anything. Yeah. If it's like La Mer's BO, somebody need to tell them. Yeah, need a friend. I've hit Nate with it. Yeah. Nate, we were at Atlantic City after that show. Yeah.

It was insane. Stang it. Yeah, I was like, bro, you got it. And he was like, all right, good looks. Went back to his hotel room, showered, came back down like 20 minutes later. I was like, perfect. It is nice to do. Yeah.

In my fattest, I hit some fucking insane smells. You would start froshing it? Fattest, depressed. Yeah. You can hit a fucking insane, like, because the bottom of your shirt gets, like, wet from sweat from your gut. Oh, yeah. It's fucking disgusting. And then it just fucking... And then you just... I would just be walking around in gym shorts and, like, a fucking five-day-in-a-row T-shirt. Yeah, and the bottom is like... People would be like, oh, my God. Like, go. Get out of here. Like, I don't even care. Yeah.

I'm so sad. The undergut part gets wrinkly like your finger does when it gets too wet. Yeah, it's embarrassing. You get bathtub wrinkles? Yeah, on your clothing from your fat stomach. But just at that one part. It hurts. It's one of those things, dude. It hurts. It's a silent epidemic. It is. Nobody talks about it. Does your shirt get caught in there? Yeah, bottom of your shirt, yeah.

It happens when you're just chilling, just sitting. That makes sense. If you're a big dog, you're sitting for like five straight hours. And then you get up from the shift and you go, fuck, I forgot to shower. I still have to go to Boston Market with my dad.

Fuck, I gotta pick my dad up from the bar and take him to Taco Bell. You stink. I stink. You get in the car, he's like, God damn. What's the matter with you? Putting the shift on the computer. It's hard not to get defensive though. Someone's like, you stink. You're like, dude, you're a pussy. Yeah. What, are you a girl? You want me to smell good for you, dude? That's nice.

That is a quality comeback. I used to give my older brother would not wear deodorant. I'm like, dude, you fucking stink. And then I was not wearing it. And Billy's like, bro, you smell like shit. And I was like, fuck you, dude. Yeah, it depends how the message is delivered. If somebody's like, yo, you stink like shit. Yeah. Then it's like, fuck you. I'm not gay. Oh, what do you want to smell good? You fuck that. I'm fucking too tough. Now, when you're if you're in a gathering and somebody pulls you aside. Yes, brother.

You gotta get some gum. Yeah, true. That's helpful. Yeah. Bernie hits me up. Did you brush? It's so embarrassing. Did you brush your teeth? I'm always like, no, why? Your teeth, you need to brush them like this.

- Yeah, it's rough. - I just do a nighttime brush. - Nighttime brush is great. - And I got the spinny brush too. So it's like, dude, you do that once. - But morning breaths is insane. Even after a nighttime brush. - Yeah, but dude, since I was little, the worst thing is when you have toothpaste mouth, then you eat something and it doesn't taste like it should. - No, I agree. - So I just don't do it. - You gotta wait 'til after breakfast, and then after breakfast, you go, "My mouth's clean, it tastes good." - Yeah, like I drank coffee. - Well, now my mouth tastes good, so I don't have bad breath. - That happens to me every day. - Now my mouth has eggs and coffee in it. - Dude, I kinda like toothpaste.

Orange juice after two things sick. Oh, you're sick. These are the type of fucking bullshit Why do you say this? I kind of like the mixture You might be built different Fucking autism he is he literally is neurologically different Yeah, the performance yesterday's performance was Astounding did what you did was crazy. Yeah, I

Yeah, it is impressive. 30 straight to a bar. And how many lemon drops? He was crushing these things. I mean, after that shift. So many. I'm surprised you didn't hop right out of there and have sex with a man. 314. You did a solid trucker run. And you hollered at that dog. You yelled at a fucking dog. We went to a bar that people bring their dogs into. It was like, you know. Yeah. And...

LeMay, I don't know, was like, you can't drink to the dog. You were being friendly. But I was like, dude, the dog doesn't understand you're joking. It literally just sees someone screaming at it. He was a good looking dog. Bogey, shout out Bogey. How'd the dog like it?

We became friends after that. Yeah. We were hanging out. Rubbed his mohawk. Speaking of dogs, I have terrible news. R.I.P. Zeus. What? Yeah. Oh, no. German Shepherd. He had stomach cancer. He died. Those white shepherds, bro, are long for this earth. He's not long for this earth. None of them are. They're fucked up. It's a cursed breed. His ass was bleeding. Oh, my God.

So they gave him some medicine. Then he had a fucking seizure in front of all the kids. Oh, no. What's a dog seizure? A dog seizure? Is it like a zoomies? Yeah, zoomies with foam. It's fucking... It's harsh, dude. Oh, my God. A dog seizure is so sad. Oh, what did they put him on? I don't know. They put him down. Oh, and then they took him to the vet and they're like, yeah, he has stomach cancer. Yeah, the Michael Jackson. Yeah. He said, fentanyl that bull. Fentanyl that bull. He...

yeah i gave him pepperoni though on christmas eve the night before his death beautiful i said brother i was giving riggins was over there i said riggins here's some pepperoni i saw zeus zeus you could tell zeus wasn't feeling well yeah just sitting but he still was looking at that pep i said i got you brother i mean dude pepperoni and he was so sick he was like and he didn't breed right

No. He's the last of his kind. He's the last of the white shepherd. There's a genetic struggle through nature that ended with him just going... Pepperoni. Under a table. Then his whole bloodline was huge. Yeah. And then his owner being like, how much is that bill? Blinked out of existence. Nah, you gotta put him down. I'm not paying for fucking dog surgery. He's right, by the way. He is right, but it's... But the best was... So my sister FaceTimes me crying, obviously. Yeah. And I was like, Zeus was the guy. He was the man. I love Zeus. And then...

I was like, how are the kids doing? And Anthony was in the back and he was just like, we're going to the pool. I was like, all right. The kids don't give a fuck. They did not give a fuck about that talk, dude. I've never seen kids not care. We're going to the pool. We're going to the indoor pool today. I was like, all right. He's all right. He might have just been masking his pain.

Probably. The indoor water place is just going to be sitting under the fucking mushroom thing. The mushroom water thing.

it's like damn i lost my best friend oh no dude if it was riggins the family would have gone down yeah zeus was the one that everyone was kind of like bro my brother had a white shepherd they were counting down the days on i think yeah that's and they're like weird they're weird dogs yeah they're up they're up dogs they're truly a guy so weird yeah white shepherds have like genetic abnormalities and they're just like they're prone to like diseases they're like

real fucking sketchy too yeah they're cool looking dogs yeah looked like a wolf but they're fucked up somebody pigged out on the genetics of german shepherds and they're like oh shit those boys love that true the germans germans are like make him weiter absolutely finally it's a perfect dog zeus did crush a bird once in front of everybody did he really yeah it was a nice move we were on a family vacation we were all in the pool

and a bird just swooped too low. It was flying midair. It just jumped in the air and munched it. Chaos ensued. The whole family of all just women like, ah! Yeah, that's fucking great. Yeah, Zeus was a good guy. Yeah.

I just thought I was thinking about my dog's instinctive programming recently. It's just like, bro, it's so hard. Just like we were passing a squirrel and I'm like, they have to pull the leash as hard as possible. You got killed. I get furious when I'm walking in my arm jerks. I'm just like, I have to like calm myself down. I don't know if there's anything that makes me angry or quicker than a fucking dumbass dog. Oh, my God. The worst is when it like hurts your elbow. Yeah. Like run the wrong way. Like, oh, dude, I'm free. I started blaming like upper back problems on my fucking dogs. My fucking my backup.

It's not me staring at my phone all the time, scrunched over like the grid. Shane, we should get a dog, dude. I get pissed. The what? We should get a dog for here. What'd he say? We should get a dog. Yeah, true. Dude, a little Bichon Frise. That's after your history with dogs? I'm not bringing a dog into your life. We'd be best friends. It's like Dahmer adopting a child. It's

It's bad, dude. I know what you do to animals. You talking about the abandonment? He abandoned a dog. He squeezed a frog. He's done all types of wild shit to animals. Frogs are basically fucking... Squeezable. Stress balls. They're stress balls for kids, dude. You're supposed to just fucking pop them. Frogs are so killable when you're little. What kind of dog do you want? Bichon Frise. I'm not sure I know what that looks like.

It's the dog. You want a gay ass little dog? Yeah, it's a dog that dances. We can't get a gay dog. You gotta get a dancing dog. It's already gay. We're living together. I'm in the pool house. I'm gonna fucking OJ Simpson you out there. True. I'm gonna cut your fucking head off one night. Something vicious and huge. Yeah, I know that guy. Dude.

You can get them big, too. We can't, dude. You can get a big Bichon Frise, dude. Although, Harlow did have a good gay little dog. Dude, yeah. That was a good gay dog. What was it? It was just a little tiny miniature poodle. They're so cute, dude. I usually don't like those guys. It would be nice to go one big, one tiny. Have the big boy and his little buddy. You gotta get the little guy first, though, so that the big guy respects the little guy. We could get a bulldog. Bulldog would be nice, dude. But then we can't. I'm never here.

I know you're going to be here always. Yeah, true, true. This is your house now. I'm going to get it together. What are you going to do? I don't know. Deck it out. I'm going to get it together. Shane, let me do my rest. Oh, I got something I think you'll like that you may be able to be frameable. What is it? Let me hear the idea. Let me hear it. It's a... All right.

There's this painting on SpongeBob called Brash and Bold. I got a painting of Brash and Bold from SpongeBob. You want to frame a SpongeBob? It's already framed. This house is already a black guy's house. We can't frame a SpongeBob.

It's already the blackest house possible. Five t-shirts hanging. Totally empty house. Well, Mayor, would you I have a I have a hot take for you. I'm curious if you'll take this one. I would say at this point in history, Asians are flyer than black people. Wait, say that again. Asians, I think, have be quietly become flyer than black people at this point in history.

Like fashion wise? The drip. I'm talking about the drip. The drip. The TikToks. The TikToks. The whips. Dude, that fucking side running thing. That might have put them over the top. Mainly the drip. The side running thing might be cooler than the crip walk. What's the side running thing? Sick. Yeah, Sean, man. That was actually a pretty good representation, honestly. Yeah.

They've been watching you guys for a long time, though. I know, dude. They have. It's a hundred year plan. They just have all the CCTV. Not implementing data, dude. Yeah, dude, I'm telling you. I walk by Asian ladies now, and they're just like, the drip's incredible. I'm like, whoa, what the fuck happened? I'm a dumb fuck. Dude, I think, yeah. I'm telling you, it's been a silent queue. Well...

Yeah, silent goo. I think they came for it pretty loudly. They're like, we're going to make all this stuff cheap. True, that's a good point. And think about the economics. You can't just type in Asian running, bro. That's might not be it. You got... Let me see. Yes. Damn, that's so tight. Yeah. Can someone explain how he's doing this?

- Are you excited? - Asians do use like a very offensive white accent all the time on videos. Can someone explain how he's doing this? - I don't know. I am excited for YouTube voice to take over local news voice. - That voice? - That voice is gonna be, when we get older, our local news is gonna be like, "Coming up at seven? "What's going on with the local water park?" I'm stuck on water parks, but you know what I mean. - Like and subscribe to Channel 5 News. Did you ever get into the, what is it called, the transatlantic accent?

Yeah. Whereas people from New York want to talk vaguely British. Yeah. Like, oh, wow, see? Like Frasier? No, like... It's almost Peaky Blinders talk. It's that accent of affluent. Yeah, like, cheers, cheers, mate. You're like...

Dude, we're in fucking northeast. I was thinking the transatlantic. I thought it was more like, yes, I will do that. No, I think the transatlantic is like you borrow British lexicon, but you sneak it in in a way where you're not like just crushing like a crocodile. So it's just hipster bartenders. They're the only ones doing it. It's a transatlantic accent. Cheers, guys.

But I could be wrong. Let me see. I'll do a... Yeah. Truffle fries? All right. Cheers. Oh, I love the truffle fries. Cheers. Let me see. Let's see. Transatlantic accent. Oh, here we go. This is a class. I could be wrong. You might be right about this. You are right. You're right. But there's guys that they're teaching how to do it now.

So you can like learn how to do it. Why? Who? What? When? Where? Why? Are they bringing it back? It's like a cool thing you can do now. You can like, yeah, you can start doing, I guess you're right. That is the old timey accent. I thought it was people trying to learn how to speak like subtly British. No, it was like American, New England, like. That's crazy. We're rich.

- Like O'Connor's dad. "Christopher, you can't take the yacht out today." - So I was wrong, I was wrong. - Speaking of the Kiss Man, he just texted me about Kiss Man staying down here. When is he coming? - Oh yeah. - God damn right. - Oh he's coming soon. - I gotta stop drinking and saying you guys can stay here. - It's gonna be bumpy. - This place is gonna be bad.

You'll be in a disco ball for the ceiling, dude. This is going to be nuts. It's going to be insane. I got in a nice battle. O'Connor can get me more fired up than you. Yeah. He's the one that gets me. He will battle. Because I'll just hit him with, like, I hit him. He's a calcitrant, too. He's so good at it. So I was just, I woke up one morning. I was like, I haven't talked to Chris in a while. I'll try to fight him. Yeah, true. So I was just like, dude, they took Trump off the ballot in Colorado and Virginia. Don't you think that's a little fucked up?

You think that's fucking crazy a little to arrest your political opponent and then take him off ballots? Yeah. And he's like, yeah, I mean, they're both so fucked up now. It's like, no, no, no. Hold on. Stop doing that. Yeah. He did a good job of constantly being like, I know the whole thing's crazy. I'm just done with it. It's like, no, admit that this is fucked up. Just that one. He's like, yeah, but he's fucked up so many times. Sounds like you were getting liberaled.

He liberals the fuck out of me. Yeah, true. That is nuts. I was following that. I was like, it can't be that. It's got to be someone. And they straight up just took him off. Yeah. But it didn't work. It didn't work at all. No, I think they did. But I think the Supreme Court's going to go no. Okay. The fuck? I thought the Supreme Court already did. I guess another state was like, no, we're not. Colorado and I think it was Virginia.

Really? Yeah. Trying to take the Trump dog off the ballot. Virginia? Down Virginia way. Virginia way? Those are the liberals controlling Virginia way. True. Yeah. The fucking, the men in North Richmond, dude. Yeah. They're trying to take off our fucking beloved Trump off the fucking ballot. That's fucking crazy. The next one, dude, the next president. That'd be good. That's a good move because the people voting for him are never going to spell it right. True. They're going to misspell the fuck out of that.

How dare you? I know. I'm such a lib. I'm such a fucking elite. Although, to be fair, it is everywhere. The flags fly high down there, so you can just fucking grab the binoculars. How do you fucking do it? Bam. Hit the binoculars right there. What were people calling them? Drumpf for a while? Drumpf. That was a liberal slam, dude. Drumpf.

He's going to win. Isn't that how it is? Isn't it like he's definitely going to win? That's what I keep hearing. That's what I thought last time. He's definitely going to win. He lost. Might have been some tomfoolery, if I'm being honest.

Feels like he's going to win. We didn't know they were going to fucking hit the ripcord on the race war. True, true. Race war pandemic. They pulled out all the stops. I'm telling you, they're firing it back up. There's a fucking... Look at the race war going. There's new movies now, dude. They're trying to fire it back up and the movies are crazy. Movies are wild. Magical Negro movie? Yeah. I can't even say the movie. That movie. Like that magic movie. That worked so well on firing me up, dude. I saw that preview and I was like...

Michelle Obama's is watching you like we got him got his ass. We got him. He's gonna be mad for the next five hours. He's gonna say something. He's gonna say something really racist to the mayor or Nate. No, dude, that movie. You ever been on Twitter? The premise of it's crazy, dude. Yeah, it's like pretty wildly outdated. Yeah. In terms of like using eight years ago. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah, it is an eight-year-old movie. It should have came out a long time ago. It would have killed back then. Yeah. Yeah, LeMaire, you don't have to make us comfortable, dude. If you're worried about making us comfortable. The most dangerous thing is an uncomfortable wife. I know you work so hard to make me comfortable.

I can't even talk about my favorite movie. I can't even talk about all my favorite fucking movies. I can't hang my sponge. I can't wait for the new color purple to come out. I can't fucking wait. Is the new color purple coming out? Obviously, dude. There's a new election. It's time to run it back. True. Yeah. My mom sold it on Christmas. Did she? Yeah. She liked it. I'm so hungry. My stomach's going off. Yeah. My stomach will not stop growling. Anytime we try to film...

Stomach would be going rips literally. I'm wearing a I'm wearing a microphone right here. Just mid scene we'd be talking You let yourself get hungry though you don't eat for like long stretch yeah, I stood tanks day I fill the tank in the morning. I don't really really yeah, I

After the Chipotle on the drive, I just bought snacks. I was like, I don't want to go. You're on Adderall and Celsius, dude. You're never going to launch. Yeah, true. What was your snack situation? Nuts, peanuts. They had some meat sticks. You were the original diesel engine. The dump you take after a 30-hour drive is out of control. It's beautiful. It's nice, relieving. It's got to be crazy. Yeah. What's the longest stretch you put in behind the wheel? I did Florida, Pennsylvania, Arizona.

god damn i forgot during the pandemic you were fucking i went wild yeah i've done the i've done the stretch so you had to secure the hugies i secured yeah i mean that's who i was with and i was like dude hook me up with those hugers flying but that was during the pandemic so the whole every road was empty and gas was 10 cents yeah it was fucking cool yeah i missed the pandemic dude

It was so much fun. It was just living like we live now, just guilt-free. Well, no one else is doing anything. I could lay around all day for two years straight. It was weird when you're like, all right, I'll just go. I just sat in my basement and just did weird stuff for a year. It was pretty tight, actually. Fear of death, the looming fear of death was kind of tight. Yeah, it was nice. Yeah, it was like, fuck yeah, dude. My whole fucking family could die right now. We're never going to die. I lived to my dad. I lived to my dad a couple times.

During the pandemic. Oh, you lived with? No, I lived him hard. Did you really? Yeah, I was like, Dad, stop going to the fucking bar. You're going to kill Mom. What, Shane? I loved the dudes that were COVID deniers from the jump that just because they wanted to go to the bar. True. Phil Gillis and Tommy. Those are the two guys I knew that were like, fucking thing's bullshit. Never even looked into it once. Just like, I'm not going to the bar. Fuck that.

Dude, I'm telling you, that becomes like a sacred. You don't realize how like sacred of a space the bar becomes.

Those dudes don't even realize it, but they're in the setting and they're just like fucking... It's like a ritual. Yeah. All of a sudden, the shit starts changing and they're just like... Yeah, it's a good ritual. When you dig into a bar, it's tight. When you dig into a bar and go to a bar sober and slowly get drunk there, it's fucking awesome. Yeah. It's very fun. Yeah. It's my favorite thing in the world. It's very fun. I love it. Especially when you go to... I was with Phil this week just checking out, going to his old bars. Mm-hmm.

shit rules. Do they have any like just dudes chilling? Do they have any vets out here like am vets out here or any like uh elk lodges or any of those or no? Oh I'm sure they do. I'm sure. Yeah. I'm probably not welcome in many of them. You're right dude. Come on man.

Austin is so lib, dude. Austin is lib. They might put a statue of you up. I'm probably not welcome, dude. They hate fucking white alphas like me, dude. Take charge, white alphas. Last week while you were gone, that's all I talked about. My take charge. I had a take charge, can't do attitude. It's new, 2024. That makes sense. And then you got confused. Can't do. I had a can't do, take charge attitude. And then you got confused. And then I got confused. Yeah.

The fuck's going on? If you try to do that take charge attitude, you're going to... Why is my organism being worked so hard by the symbolic self? Why am I whipping myself so hard by my immaterial symbolic story fucking myself? Yeah, you can't learn these terms.

Dude, I you got to stop learning these terms. That's why you're confused. I know dude I'm telling you I sat there today and I was like why the fuck am I thinking of the origin? Rocking my kid asleep, but I'm like I gotta stop thinking it started thinking about that before the Big Bang, dude It's just there's nothing there for me. Yeah, there's nothing about it. That's what's fucked up and my brain goes right back to it I'm going okay. Yeah, there's nothing before the Big Bang. Why?

It's impossible. Why is it impossible? So then how'd the Big Bang happen? Combustion. Of what? Nothing? The void. It was an implosion. Of what? Materials. I think it was just God's idea. Okay, there you go. I'll fuck with that. I'll fuck with that. Man, brother. Face in the deep. Dude, one guy was like, whoa, what about people? Poof.

Big bang. The older you get, the more it makes sense. God? Yeah. They start going like, okay, so I was like a germ first and that came in as the next. Especially when I'm a kid, I'm like, all right, so I was a germ eventually and then like, you have a kid and it's just, you go. Christ is king. Yeah, I start going, dude, this is bullshit. You gotta say Christ is Lord. Yeah, dude, for real. Say Christ is Lord. Christ is Lord. Amen. Thank you.

You don't have to make me say that, dude. Dude, for real, people... I say it every single day. You do. Science has tried to slam people for that, and it's like, dude, you guys are literally wasting your time. Yeah. Science, shut the fuck up, dude. It's like, bro, who cares, man? I'm more interested in who made gravity, bro. Fuck off. Maybe God is gravity, dude. That's what I'm talking about. That's what I'm talking about. Yeah, I can't stop just...

now i'm on a nice book right now the invention of the diesel engine i showed you that yes all right i'm happy that's what's up that's where it's at just a nice tail a nice linear tail that i'm following that i'm like this is fucking that's what that's what dads get into my dad my dad would sit there and watch how to make things there was like a history show of how it's made you just sit there and watch like a factory yeah i've i like that show actually shows rules the show's really good diesel engine was i didn't know anything about i didn't know how it worked or anything

It's groundbreaking technology. It's like corn. It could run. It can burn any fuel. Anything that produces calories, the diesel engine can run on. That's why it was such a threat to the Rockefellers. But damn standard oil, standard oil. So we got to shut this down. Yeah. Well, they don't know he was found. He was found drowned. They don't know who killed him or if he's like, I don't think you can't kill yourself by drowning yourself unless you just know damn well you can't swim.

And you jump in the water. Which is like... Where was he found? Ah, dude, I forget. I think it was somewhere in Germany, maybe. You can toss yourself into a river and drown. True. That's crazy, though. If you're going to kill yourself, that's a sorrow. Sounds like you got killed by Exxon XXX. All right. That's it. To walk off from La Mesa. The mayor.

I'm so excited to have you here. I can't wait, dude. I'm nervous. I'm scared.

Don't be scared, dude. I'm ready to work at the mothership. You got to get into the mothership. That's your goal. Bring your best. That's 2024. That's your goal. You got to get past the mothership. Yeah. Got to make Adam like me again. Can I give you some advice? Yeah. You walk in there with a Ken dude, take charge attitude, bro. No one can stop you. I'm kicking in the door. I'm like, give me a job. They stop you outside and go, excuse me. Just go guys. Get the fuck out of my way. Keep walking. Yeah. It's cops out front. If there's someone else's name on the list, just walk. Just Kanye right on the stage. Yeah. And it's fucking.

Yeah. Do your act and you'll get the fucking big wigs attention. Please. Who is this kid? Please. Is this kid new in town? Please just be humble, bro. Yeah. All right? Yeah. Because everybody loves you. You're very likable. Just be humble. It's going to be fun, dude. It'll be fun. I'll be. Yeah. You'll have a blast, bro.

You can have too much fun. Especially when Nathan gets down here. Oh, yeah. I'm so excited for Nate to get down here. Yeah, it'll be nice. Dude, I've been talking to Brittany every morning. I'm like, I think LaMera's here now. Yeah, it's nice to have one more. I'm so sick of hanging out with just fucking Gardeins, dude. It sucks, dude. Let's do it. All right, yeah. Let's go over to the Patreon.