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Hi, Margaret. Welcome to Conan O'Brien Needs a Fan. Well, hello there, Matt, Conan, Sona. Is that Sona? Yeah, that's Sona. Oh my gosh. It's a Sona lookalike we hired for the occasion. Sona hasn't been seen in months. Well, I had my face in front of her face. Yeah, we called a bar mitzvah entertainment place. We said we need a Sona lookalike. They said, we've got seven. Okay, your name is Margaret. Okay.
Can she hear us? Can you hear us, Margaret? Did you lose us, Margaret? Margaret, can you hear us? Yeah, I can now. Yeah. Did you black out there for a second? We had a lag there, but it's... Yeah, I did. Okay. You're good now. But now I gotcha. Okay. Let's start at the beginning. Hello there, Margaret. How are you? Hello.
I'm great. Thank you, Conan. Good to see you, Sona, Matt. I love the way you said my name. How did you say my name again? Oh, God. I'm like such an improviser. Conan? Yeah, that's it. Oh, that's it. The last time she said it, didn't it sound a little different? Was it a little Conan? Conan? Conan? Yeah. Oh, did I say Conan? Yeah. I might have said Conan. Yes. Yeah, where are you coming from? Where are you, I mean, emotionally? No. Where are you in the world right now? Where are you zooming in from? Emotionally, I'm about as excited. I'm like a
- Above my head, emotionally. Is there a place out of your head? I am in Calgary, Canada. - Okay, so maybe that's what I was hearing. Maybe there's a little bit of a Canadian-- - Oh yeah, eh? - Oh yeah, eh? - Yep. - You're in Calgary, Canada.
I'm told that my kids say you're not supposed to make fun of accents. Oh, I wasn't making fun. I was, of course, just showing... She was making fun. She was saying A and stuff, not you. Oh, well, then you're a terrible person. I would never speak to you again. You're a terrible person, Margaret. And I think your kids are right. Tell us a little bit about yourself. Well, I am... Obviously, I'm a mom. I'm a recent empty nester.
No, no, no. No, no, no. I kind of emptied the nest a bit. I'm one of those unusual. It's funny. Did you murder your family? Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Time for this nest to be emptied. Close. My kids were away, and then I sold my townhome. Wow. So I kind of sold the nest.
Wait a minute. How old are your kids? Like seven and eight? How old are they?
They are 19 and 21. Okay, that's still pretty young. It's still pretty young. Well, okay, so the serious side of the story is I have elderly parents. I'm the youngest of four, and I'm the only single divorced one. And so when we thought, you know, it was getting to be the time where it felt like my parents could use some eyes on the ground.
and someone in there that could really, you know, just be there and make sure they don't need more support. Yep. So my daughter happened to be an au pair in Italy at the time, and my son was living with his dad. So I was like, all right, guys, go and make a life. Go and make a life. I gave you the first 19 years. That's nice. I have said to Sona many times, hey, could you do me a favor? Go and make a life. And she made two. And she made two.
Well, she's got more on me then and my kids. I don't know. You seem formidable, Margaret. And tell us...
So did you grow up in Calgary? Tell us about your life. I kind of did. Well, it's funny. So I was born here, but my parents came from, well, eventually, they were in Oklahoma when I was conceived, but they're New Yorkers and moved around a ton. And so when I was three, we moved back into the U.S. for a few years. So long story short, I
I'm Canadian. I grew up here mostly other than living in the States for a few years here and there. But I don't feel super Canadian because I was raised by Americans. And I see that there's a big difference. There is a big difference, yes. I noticed that there's a piano right behind you. There is. Is that just a coincidence or are you...
Whoa. I sort of took advantage of the moving in with my parents thing. And I took this career I've had. I've been a piano teacher and early childhood teacher for almost 40 years now. I'm in my early 50s, but I started young.
And I kind of did this now or never thing and thought, okay, if I don't have to pay my mortgage quite as, you know, if I don't need quite as much financial support, I'm going to go for it. And I started a couple of unusual musical offerings. So I'm a pianist, obviously. I hope with that, I just made that clear because...
I'm not super concise in this setting. No, that's okay. No, you put the main information at the end, but that's fine. In editing, we can put the main information up front. I'm a pianist, but then I also... So you're a pianist.
And do you teach kids the piano or do you teach them all kinds of music? Well, I do teach piano because it's kind of like the easiest, you know, place to put up a sign and say, hey, you know, help me, help me with my career and allow me to connect with kids. So that's really important. Then I also do this thing called intuitive composing where I compose personal soundtracks for people based on
i guess my my intuition my years of um studying and being immersed in music are you saying that you could talk to me for a little bit get a sense of who i was and then compose a song about me do this i can yes and what's i don't it's crazy i know i know it's not crazy i absolutely believe you could do it what kind of song
Would you, what would the song sound like? The Jaws theme. No, not the Jaws theme. The Halloween theme. Okay, everyone has. Yay! That one's actually, I think it's actually a combination of the two. The sick thing is. Can you play the bass and the.
Oh my God. Yes! Oh my God, Margaret, that is me. Amazing. That is you. That is me, menacing and clownish at the same time. Wow. That is amazing. It's funny because...
I really worked not to write it or create anything for you guys, even though I knew I was going to be on the show until the week and the weekend. It just came to me and Conan, I'll be honest. Now, I don't know if I should say Conan or Conan. No, no, whatever you want. You know, as long as it's don't sit with respect and love, I'm fine. Is, um,
Bugs Bunny, Carl Stalling. I just kept thinking. What does that sound like? Do you guys know? I know Carl Stalling. Yeah, yeah, I know Carl Stalling. Did you watch Bugs Bunny? Yes, yes. But which tune specifically? Well, any of them, because I feel like you could be followed around by a...
You know, because you do it in your podcast. Yes. Margaret, it's funny you say that about Bugs Bunny and how the Bugs Bunny themes and background music remind you of me because I've always thought I was a cartoon character. I've felt that way my whole life. Yeah, I love it. Yeah, so that's a very apt perception.
And I will take it. I think, I mean, I was an avid cartoon watcher and, you know, your Bugs Bunny was the thing. And when you, you tend to do those like da-da-da-da-da
And you go into the funny accents like the, here, see, I don't want to, you know, you live in that. I swear you live in a live world of Carl Stalling. Yes, I do, Margaret. And you just showed me myself and now I'm filled with dread. Oh, no. Oh, no.
I don't want to be near that guy. But you know what I love? You know what I love, Margaret? I love that you're working with kids and you're making this music and you say intuitive music. So are they always using instruments or are they using stuff other than instruments sometimes to make music? Okay. Well, so the intuitive composing is one of the things I'm offering. And the other thing, when I'm working with early childhood, so children that are five and under, it's called music in nature.
And the intuitive side of that is just working with what is around and
and following the sort of the children as they explore and then creating activities based on that. So for example, we're out in a natural park, you know, if the children, if we find sticks, we're using the sticks and we're playing drums on the trees or we're playing a graded fence xylophone and we're sort of touring the park and I'm creating, I mean, I obviously have a lot of songs I've created and activities to lead and
But if something, you know, occurs to a child or even sometimes a parent, then I just, you know, change gears and try to follow their lead in that respect. That sounds kind of fascinating because what you're doing is taking anything around you that's found and then showing kids this can be music. Or if not music, we can make noises with this.
And then it's actually probably the most simplest form of creativity and a great thing for kids to learn, I would think. Well, yeah, I think so, because, I mean, you know, arguably just in any art, like any sound is music, right? Yeah.
And so what's fascinating too is you can teach children so many things, you know, like we spend a lot of time at the river. And so right now in Calgary, we've got a lot of ice on the river's edge. So if we can yank pieces of ice off and we can, you know, hit the rocks with them, they make these incredible exploding sounds. But at the same time, children, you know, their little brains, they're learning about the physics, if we throw things, how things land. I...
I hope they're also learning stay away from an icy river. Are there parents that get worried about the kids and you're saying, hey, jump into that canyon and try and see if you can find something to make music out of? This is the woman that also sent her kids packing at 7 a.m. Let's walk on this really thin ice and see how many cracks we can make. Yeah, I know. Matt just pointed out you told your kids to get lost at 17. I'm pretty careful.
There's a guest room here for them. Oh, yeah. Always nice to have a guest room. Sort of. A couch. There's a couch. You're a five-year-old. Hey, five-year-old, we got you a guest room for when you're not working at the docks. I'm busy writing intuitive music, so you're going to have to sleep in a guest room. Yeah. ♪
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But so say today, like we're in a freeze melt pattern, the extremes, right? And so today I had little kids that were in their rubber boots and rain suits and, you know, holding my hands. We were literally walking in the river. You know, the temperature is, I guess it's in the high 50s right now. Oh, yeah.
speaking your language of Fahrenheit. Well, we are the, which is very warm. We are the dominant empire. So, oh my God. I'm sorry. We're like the Rome one country. Well, you know, you're welcome to your strange methods, Celsius and such, but we really have our shit together. Well, we do. We invented the ring ding. Uh,
It's a ring ding. What? It's a cake. It's a little cake. You know what a ring ding is? You ever had a ring ding before? You mean a ding dong?
You mean a ring pop? There's a ring ding, isn't there? I don't know what a ring ding is. A ring ding? I know, a ding dong. Ring ding? I thought there was a ring ding. I don't know. This is important that we get to the bottom of this. This is the kind of stuff we worry about here in America, Margaret. And this is what we... Yeah. No, ring dings. That's it right there. So it's a knockoff ding dong? Yeah. Yeah. Well, I always... We knew of ring dings, and I think that's what they had maybe in our area. Is a ding dong a...
A ding dong is like a legit version of one of those. I love ding dongs. Yeah, me too. It's a little cake. Is it like a Twinkie? Covered with chocolate and then there's a cream filling. Yeah, but it's the same thing as a ring ding. I think in our area we had ring dings. Yeah, but you're in our area now. Yeah, excuse me. So here it's a ding dong.
You're in the ding-dong territory. I think they're different. I bet they're different companies. Hostess and then whatever. Drake's. Dog and pony ship. No, no. Drake's Cakes. Please. No one cares. Look, we got to the... You know what's sad, Margaret? Hostess is the dominant empire. At least. Margaret?
Yes. The thing I love about this interview is that we got to the crux of who Margaret is, which is that ding-dongs are made by hostess and ring-dings are made by Drake's cakes. Correct. That's all. And I knew that that's what we were going to talk about the minute I knew that you worked doing natural music with children. Right. Well, these kids sound kind of hardy. Like, they get out there. You know, sometimes these days parents are too...
Not Sona, but a lot of parents are too worried about their kids and rough play. Sona, not so much. She often doesn't know where they are. No idea. That's true. I found them in the mall. Remember when I found your kids just wandering the parking lot of a mall? Yeah, they were just in the parking lot. Yeah, and you had given them each a knife and told them go get dinner? Yeah, they were going, Mama, Mama. And I was like, figure it out. Figure it out. Yeah. And then you rented out their room. Yeah.
Margaret. Sona probably knows that nowadays there's a huge amount of information around risky play and how important it is for kids, which makes me laugh because I'm closer to Conan's era. Risky play was just
go outside and don't come back until dinner time yes but nowadays it's contrived so i happen to be in a great spot with my year-round music and nature program to encourage parents you know because everyone resilience is the other catchphrase that parents are using right now we want to teach resilience which i i would say is you know a mother of a 19 and 20 year old probably
was too in their face. You know, I think it's a good thing that we're...
hopefully going in the other direction. I was of the generation where you, your parents never knew where you were. You wandered around. Someone invited you to get into a van. You just did. And if you were gone, now, and if you were gone for a couple of months, they'd give you a ring ding and you'd get all sleepy and then you'd wake up in a different state. But what I'm saying is that's the world I grew up in and it was a better time. It was a better world. Someone's, what's,
What did you put in this ring ding? I'm not taking that ring ding. I'll take the untainted ding dong. This is the dumbest. By the way, Margaret, it's not your fault. This is the dumbest conversation we've ever had. It's gone off the track more. It's completely not linear in any way. That's true, but still, ding dong is better than ring ding. So much so, her computer is defying...
Yeah, her- To be a part of it. Oh, I thought she was just staring at us trying to figure out, okay, I think we can keep this part. Well, clearly we have more stuff we need to talk about with ringdings and ding-dongs while she's getting back to us. Margaret's Zoom froze. While that's happening, we're going to continue. I don't see any reason why we should stop, but it froze, and it's probably something to do with, look, I'm not saying it's because of the connection in Calgary-
It could be something's wrong with the telecommunications here in Los Angeles. I'm not going to assume that it's one or the other. I just do know that this is Eduardo's job and he's not doing it. Maybe they are inferior. Yeah, who knows? The important thing is that we're together and while she... I have a ding-dong story. Hold on. I bet you do. I want to hear this.
What I'm saying is this gives us a chance to talk about ringdings and ding-dongs while Margaret's not on. Go. Tell your ding-dong story. It's not a good story. I like it. My dad worked... No! Hold on, Margaret. Just pause for a second. I want to hear the ding-dong story. It's not even a story. It's a really quick thing my dad used to say. He used to work in a catering warehouse for lunch trucks, and we'd always call him and be like, can you bring us some ding-dongs and donuts? And he'd always say, I already have two ding-dongs at home.
That's what I think of every time I think of ding-dongs. That wouldn't work with ring-rings or whatever. Ring-dings. Whatever, but the point is you can't even have fun with them. I called my father once at his lab, and I said, Dad, can you bring some ring-dings by Drake's when you come home? And he said, fuck you, I'm working. Isn't that a charming story, too? That's a charming story. It's just as charming as your story. That's pretty typical for the 70s.
It's a different time. Margaret, it's probably time. Oh, this is the hardest I've seen Sona laugh in a long time. Look, he just pushed the mic towards you. Get those laughs. He wants... Get those laughs. He runs on laughs. I want those laughs. Oh, my God. I hate when she hides from a mic when she's laughing. Oh, God. Those are golden. Oh, my God.
Oh, my God. Hey, we're almost out of time. Marga, do you think you could play us out with a little Conan's theme? Well, sure. Well, I've got a Conan theme. Yeah. So, yeah, I thought of something. Okay, here we go. Oh, this is a different one. It's not going to be super long, but can I talk you through it? Sure. Yes. Okay, so C major is your key. Yes. Your key. Yeah, I think so. Conan, you're a super straightforward guy, right? Yep. Okay. And very, again, the Carl Stalling sort of upbeat. So the theme is...
And if you remember, oh, we're the boys of the chorus. Yeah. Do you like our show? Bit of a munch. So I'll play with that a bit. Yep. And I'll do different harmonic foundation, like...
Something like that. That's great. I love that. When I start developing it, we got to get the zany, like the thing about you that I find having listened to your podcast, and this is all, I can only write what I know of you, right? Which is the external Conan. Yep. Is you, you'll just come out from left field with these zany things, right? So what I'd start doing is I'd take the super straightforward theme. Yeah.
And start adding these like dissonances, right? Right. Because those now make it into, I take the straightforward C major and I'm adding some flat sevens and flat thirds. You know what I love is that what I'm getting from that is someone who's basically upbeat, straightforward, well-intentioned, but very damaged and broken. Right.
I can feel like the little shards of glass. Doesn't that sound like little broken... It should be played on a honky-tonk piano that's detuned a little bit. It's ironic because it sounds like jazz and you
I don't despise jazz. No, no, no, no. I despise. There's some jazz I really love, but there's some of it that I think is you guys are just, man. The jazz aspect of it, though. He likes the ring dings of jazz. Yeah. You like the ding dong. The jazz aspect of it is to indicate it's the intellect because Conan's got this intellect, right?
Yeah, Matt. What about my intellect? Where? And jazz is the intellectual music, right? That's out there. It's a very intellectual. That's what I like when I listen to music is some intellect being thrown at me by a guy with a goatee and some bongos. You don't like the jazz?
No, I like some jazz. All right, I'll take the jazz out. I like some jazz. We shouldn't talk about it. Eduardo takes it very personally because he's got one of those big collections of jazz and he's always drinking his various liqueurs and going out to late night clubs. His beret. Yeah, he's got a beret. He's like, I just put weird honker notes in there. No, I never had you be that. I know what you'd be. What? You know, be that. What? Yeah.
I don't be that? You were never the guy in the beret. You were never that hipster. You were a different guy. You were the guy that went to the Rose Bowl swap meet. You bought an Asusophone. I'm just saying...
They're overlapping Venn diagrams. You had like a lot of irony going on. There's less irony with Eduardo. He just loves that bad music. Anyway, Margaret, it has been very nice talking to you and I really like the themes that you came up with me and you know what I'd like to do someday? Meet up with you. We'll take a walk in the woods and recreate my theme using rocks, sticks, leaves. That sounds amazing. Yeah. And then we'll go and find the children that we weren't minding who are rapidly floating down the icy river. Yeah.
Okay. Because you are all for risky play. I'm all for risky play. Yep. Well, that sounds, doesn't that sound a little naughty? Sounds risky. I'm all for risky play. Yeah. Yeah, Margaret. Yeah, Margaret. Yeah, Margaret. You Canadians, you keep it close to the vest. Oh my God. No comment. It was lovely talking to you, Margaret. Thank you so much. Yeah. I hope we meet someday in person. You seem like a really cool, nice person. Oh,
Thank you. Well, this was a real honor. And I think, you know, I've lived now. I've lived. Oh, that's wow. Well, I think you were living before. And if anything, we diminished a bit. But thank you. You take care, Margaret. Thank you, guys. Bye-bye. Bye. Bye. Bye.
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