Episode 19: Brooke's Beef with Logan Paul
01:00:55 Share

Prescription products require completion of an online medication consultation with an independent healthcare provider through the LifeMD platform and are only available if prescribed. Subscription required. Individual results may vary. Additional restrictions apply at LifeMD.com. Read all warnings before using GLP-1s. Side effects may include a risk of thyroid C-cell tumors. Do not use GLP-1s if you or your family have a history of thyroid cancer.

If you've struggled for years to lose weight and have given up hope, did you know you can now access GLP-1 prescription medications through LifeMD? LifeMD is now offering eligible patients online access to GLP-1s, the breakthrough prescription medication that can help you lose body fat and weight. Listen to what people are saying. Probably the easiest thing I've ever done. The medication comes in the mail and it's very easy to use. I've been able to live my normal lifestyle and I've lost 20 pounds already and I've never felt better.

It changed my life. And here's the best part. Your insurance may cover 100% of the cost of your medication. So go to TryLifeMD.com to have your eligibility checked right now. Get started today at TryLifeMD.com. That's T-R-Y-L-I-F-E-M-D.com. Buenos dias, world, from the San Diego Zoo Wildlife Alliance. I'm Marco Wendt. And I'm Rick Schwartz.

And we're your hosts for Season 3 of Amazing Wildlife, a show from iHeartRadio Ruby Studio and the global conservation organization behind the San Diego Zoo and the San Diego Zoo Safari Park. Listen as we dive into the efforts here in San Diego and spotlight the heroes working worldwide to care for the species you know and love. Listen to Amazing Wildlife on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Can't do. Don't remember doing this at all. I can only hold myself accountable. Can't do. I have jobs!

Hello and welcome back to the Cancelled Podcast. Yay!

And happy new year. Everyone was coming for us. I'm sorry, you guys. We took a break. We had a very planned break for the holiday. I guess we never said that. I think, yeah, the problem wasn't the break. It was like we didn't tell anyone. Yeah, we just decided to take a break and didn't tell anyone. We just both were doing family shit and holiday shit and just knew this wouldn't be possible. But then everyone was just so evil to me on Twitter. They were

like she can't do anything consistently. I know people were DMing me like I knew she couldn't commit to anything. I'm like damn. Like right like how like no I'm committed I've committed to the bit and we are back now for the new year with weekly episodes per usual. We're excited. We have so much to tell you today. Yeah we have so much to talk about. Isn't a break fun? A break is good because we both get to accumulate a bunch of like fucked up shit that happens. Yeah and it's it we didn't just take a podcast break we haven't seen each other for. We're like we took a break. We took a

break. No, nothing like that was the other thing everyone was tweeting us. Like, are they not friends anymore? Everyone was like, I support you. I know you guys are on the outs. I'm like, what?

news to me. Like everyone was in my DMs like what happened? And I was like nothing. I was just home with my family. You were home with your family. And then New Year's we planned on seeing each other. That was what did it I think is because we were in the same city. Yeah. We were both in Vegas and everyone was like why aren't you guys together? Yeah. I tried. We'll get into today though like what we were both doing in Vegas and why it was. The logistics of that and how that didn't

work out. Yeah. Like we, we really tried. We just like a lot of things happened in Vegas that like just made it very impossible for us to see each other. Um, but now we are back and better than ever and killing it. We're back in the podcast is not canceled. So we shot our last episode in December and December was the worst month of my year, like by, by far. And it's crazy because I also think 2021 was like maybe the worst year of my life.

Wow. I couldn't, it couldn't feel any more. I feel like 2021 was like one of the best years. I love that for you.

um not like it like things went great like you know this podcast where you started that this year a lot of work shit went great but just luck wise and the shit that was going down it was just like and i i literally ended the worst year of my life with the worst month of my life directly went out with the bang yeah literally um so i think i just and i haven't really gotten to talk to brooke about this either i've been waiting to tell you about it all on the podcast i'm eager um

Also, do you have new teeth? Those aren't your teeth. These are plastic teeth, actually. Okay, yeah. So I got my dental surgery. I got these teeth. And you get temporary ones and then you get like permanent ones. But you're only supposed to have the temporary for like two weeks. Yeah, that's what I was wondering. And I've had them for like a month. I mean, my dentist told me like if they feel loose, come in and they're still going strong. Is it going to pop off in like one cohesive piece? Yes, there's no spaces in between the teeth at all. And then you just have like little ticks.

Yeah, so I'm... Little tic-tac teeth? On Friday, I'm getting the real ones. I went in to get the real ones before Christmas break, and I walk in and sit down, and he goes, I don't like the color. Like, I took the medicine for the surgery, too, that, like, makes you all loopy and shit. And he was just like, yeah, I don't like the color. Like, see you in a couple weeks. Drove all the way there, whole thing. What was the color? I was furious. It was, like...

Like whiter than any person in LA's veneers. Like scarily. And I would have looked like blue, white, like scary. Like literally. That's the best giveaway for somebody having veneers is like them just being too white. No, and it just would have looked god awful. So now I'm going back in this week to get them. But it's been interesting. I haven't bit hard food in an entire month. Well, hopefully this will be the last time you have to do that because that's a nightmare. Anyone please pray for me. So December.

he's scared i want to start with like just like the worst thing because it's kind of how it started off this month of bad luck you know oh no so um in one of the previous podcasts we had a conversation about that boy that i kind of liked still like him he's great he's lovely that was the stylist and he fixed my hair my track was out like you know what i mean right the guy who looks like pete davidson travis he dyed his hair though we're not sure it's what color black and

I just, it lost the Pete vibes and I'm really sad about it, but that's really mean to say. It's like if Pete shaved his head so he's giving Howie Mendo. No, but still love him to death. Still so gorgeous. He's the best. And so for the beginning of Christmas month,

um kim who does my hair has this little daughter kiki and we love kiki she's like she like really is like when i look at her as her role in my life is kind of like my goddaughter like i just like i see her like five days a week and like she's like my bestie i'll sit with her for hours like i love that girl you're so good with kiki too that's when like whenever you say you're gonna be a bad mom and i like think about you with kiki i

Yeah, Kiki makes me want kids because she's like so cute and she just loves like every like TikTok and like all the cute stuff. So I just like I love her. And so we wanted to plan like a big Christmas for her before they went home. So I like got her a flat screen and iPad. She guessed right. She guessed that I got her an iPad. And then I'm fucking furious and I'm sitting with her and I'm just like seizing. She's like, did you get me an iPad? And I was like, like, oh.

So I immediately Amazon primed a flat screen because I was like, she's got to have something that she doesn't know about. And so we planned this whole Christmas where we're like all exchanging gifts. And then the guy that I'd been talking to, I was going to say his real name, but I really shouldn't. He was all over my story that night, though. So, I mean, anyone could find it.

Let's just call him Pete because I liked him because he looked like Pete Davidson. So Pete was on the phone with me when Kiki discovered the iPad situation. And he was like, I want to come. I want to get her a gift. So cute, right? That's really cute. Very good guy. That's what I'm saying. Like so sweet. And she has her little Kiki Chains business where she makes everyone the phone terms. So he got her all these beads. On his own too. Like looked it up fully. Was like, oh, she likes to bead things. So he ordered all these beads.

That's really sweet. And so we have this like, right, that's so fucking sweet. And so we're having this Christmas thing at my house. And he shows up with the beads. He brings his dog. He brings me flowers. And it's just like our friend group and him. And it's like weirdly wholesome. He's like watching Kiki all night, like whatever, right? Thank you. And then here's where I made a couple mistakes. I guess I'm going to give a quick preface. As everyone knows, I broke up. Chris Miles and I broke up a while ago.

Yeah. But I have a problem. You know, I definitely have a problem where I'm just not good at a clean cut, like clean break. I have that problem too. Like I'm going to hang out with you like 500 more times and cry and just like torture myself because why would I just like do it the fucking normal way? Well, the hard way, but. Yeah. No, exactly. Like I'm not. What a normal person would do if they were like.

Like I'm not mentally stable and or independent enough to just cut things off the person. But I had told Chris like I kind of like someone else. You know, I may have said it to him when he was really fucked up. So he didn't remember. But still, you know, let him know that it's like, you know, what we're doing right now. I'm hanging out and like cuddling and like whatever is just like it's only that. Yeah. Yeah.

But definitely in a Lidiani way. Yeah. And then that, which I reckon is wrong. I know that's wrong. Not you reckoning. And I got my Southern boyfriend right now. We'll get into that later. God, my life is...

Mess. We should create New Year's resolutions for each other because really fun. We just leave fighting. No, no. So that night we were all doing the wholesome Christmas shit. But after that, I was supposed to go to Bella Thorne's Christmas party.

Oh, duh. More things I shouldn't be doing. But I was going to, we were going to give Kiki her gifts. And then Pete was going to leave and go home because he had work the next day. And then I was going to go to Bella Thorne's. With who? Well, hold on. And so Chris Miles is hitting me up and just, you know, we're texting and whatever. And this is so bad. This is so utterly bad and toxic. Okay.

Oh, no. It's so bad. So for the time that I was hanging out with Chris, he was asking me about Pete because he'd seen him on my stories and we'd been hanging out. Okay. And what did you tell him exactly? I need like state penitentiary prison for this. I just want to put that out there. Take a drink. I told him that Pete was gay.

Why I would do that. And it's like, I mean, it's believable because he's a stylist. He bought beads. It was just the perfect, perfect.

Perfect time to tell my ex-boyfriend that my new boyfriend was gay. Okay, yeah. That'll get him off your back. Like, duh. Right. What do you mean? He's a stylist. He bought beads. He's gay. And so, but then Pete showed up and brought me flowers. Okay. And I posted it. Yes. And then Chris is like, he's not fucking gay. You're a fucking psychopath. What do you mean? Gay people love flowers. And then we somehow move on from that. And basically, we made a plan to meet at Bella Thorne's.

Chris Miles and I. Oh. I need prison. Like, I understand this. Like, all of this is my fault. I just want to say, like, the bad month of December is not, like, oh, like, that thing's not, like, it's my fault. Yeah. And so then I'm getting ready to go to Bella's and Chris is texting me that he's going to meet me there and Pete is leaving and...

Okay, be honest. Was Chris saying that he was on his way to your house and you just thought you could time it out, right? Fuck no. I would never, ever, ever even remotely have like run the risk. I just have to ask. No, and I've done that where I just really like I do the timing exactly right. Yeah, but I just was scared like, you know, Pete would stay longer. Chris would show up earlier. Like, yeah, I was not going to run the risk. Not yet. Especially also like

Of course, I never want to hurt Chris. Probably shouldn't have told him he was gay and then put him all over my story giving flowers. But I mean, you know, like an eye for an eye, like whatever. But you guys weren't dating. And also Pete, I would never want him to, I would never want to run the risk of him like seeing me like scream fighting with my psycho face touted ex. Why not? Well, I mean, everyone else has to see it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's just, it's fun to keep it from like a couple people. Oh, okay. The newbies. Yeah.

The pledges. Buenos dias, world, from the San Diego Zoo Wildlife Alliance. I'm Marco Wendt. And I'm Rick Schwartz.

And we're your hosts for season three of Amazing Wildlife, a show from iHeartRadio Ruby Studio and the global conservation organization behind the San Diego Zoo and the San Diego Zoo Safari Park. Listen as we dive into the efforts here in San Diego and spotlight the heroes working worldwide to care for the species you know and love. Listen to Amazing Wildlife on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. And so I am walking Pete out of my house and he is carrying...

Kiki's flat screen TV with her mom and is helping load Kiki into the car and her car seat. And he has a big pit bull and I'm walking out his pit bull and I open the front door with the leash in my hand and the pit bull. Oh, not you playing mommy. Like so much. Like, you know what I mean? Like, it's just like a kid, a dog, like worst time. And I opened the door and Chris Miles is just standing there like this. Oh, in his defense, he's always like that.

just like this like and I'm like uh oh and then Ari's like everyone's like or no no no Amari's there Amari's like and then Ari we have a ring camera and you know you can talk through the ring Ari goes through the ring and goes what the fuck is going on

And then Chris is, he doesn't even start angry at me. He starts yelling at everyone else. Like, y'all really aren't going to fucking tell me he's not gay. Like, y'all are really going to watch me get played. Like, da-da-da-da-da. Horrible. Amari's like, are you okay? He's like, I'm fine. She's just a fucking slut. Like, popping. He's furious. I like Pete. So I'm going to go to Pete and say, like, I'm really sorry. My ex just shows, he just showed up. He's got a few screws loose. He's just crazy. Like, I don't know what he would do.

Just like being a dumb fucking slut. You're like, he's not usually like this. I'm so shocked. And then I sit down into Pete's car.

and pete is driving and it's like the dog's in the back and like everything's loaded away and i'm sitting there talking to him about this and chris and i thought chris just left because i was just like i thought he'd be like mad and like would leave chris opens the fucking door the passenger seat door while i'm sitting there with pete and goes what the fuck are you doing i thought we had plans tonight and i'm like we didn't have plans just a whole thing you're like what so utterly god-awful so that i say bye to pete and chris is like storming down the street

And I go to follow him and he looks me dead in the eyes and he goes, I need to give this girl a name now as well because she's going to enter the story. What's a good like crackhead name? We'll just call her Tiffany, okay? Okay. Chris looks me dead in the face and says, don't fucking talk to me. Go fuck yourself. I'm going to fuck Tiffany. Tiffany is a really good friend of mine who...

was a really good friend of mine who do you I feel like like honestly oh yeah she was yeah yeah like she was a really good friend of mine but now she can rot yeah and so a couple podcasts ago with Ashley and Amari I talked about how I fucked Tiffany so that Chris wouldn't fuck her yeah power

Power move. You showed him. And I was so dead set on the fact that if I had sex with this girl, she would never cross me as my friend by, you know, fucking my ex. Yeah, no, I read that somewhere. Yeah. Yeah, no.

And she'd fucked him before, but we'd gotten so close. So it was like, in my head, it was like, first of all, we are so close. We're close friends and we have been for a year. And she knows this man has been your boyfriend for a long time. So I feel like, okay, yeah, I've hooked up with him before, but. And she's hung out with him and I. Yeah, now you're my friend. Like now you don't cross that line. And like, she's hung out with him and I as my boyfriend, like a hundred thousand times.

So in my head, I'm like, well, I mean, I fucked her. We're great friends. She's hung out with us for the last like year. And didn't you like make her swear to you? Like literally like. I made her swear up and down on the Bible that she would not hook up with him because we're good friends. And I know he was going to try when we ever broke up. And like that would really hurt my feelings and really upset me. And she's like, I would never do that to you. I'd be so upset if you fucked my man. I would never.

I would never do that to you. I'd be so upset if you did that to me. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. So then Chris leaves. I go out. I continue talking to Pete. Chris has me blocked on literally everything. He wants me dead. You know what I mean? And I guess I understand. I definitely could have been honest about Pete's sexuality. And I definitely could have just not let him on so much. Yeah, but maybe you were trying to spare him his feelings. I really...

Get you a friend like her. I mean, I really was just trying to spare him his feelings and kind of like let it fizzle out. And like, hopefully I thought he would just like see me with Pete and get the memo and then move on to live his life instead of like, it was literally, it was like an episode of cheaters. It was like Jerry, the Jerry Springer show. It was absolutely God awful. It's the worst time I've ever been caught up by a man. Absolutely ever.

And so then like two days go by and he has me blocked on everything. And I'm obviously sad because now I understand this is like the real end as well, because we don't, we've already broken up, but we were on really good terms. And now I'm like, yeah, he's going to hate me forever. You know? And I'm like, you know what? Like, I'm sad. I'm like, actually, and he's just turbulent. I'm like, now he's going to go ruin his own life and do a bunch of crazy shit, which he did such as the red face tattoo that he now has. I think it's kind of a vibe.

I can't even believe it. Looks like scar. Two days go by and he unblocks me and I get a text from Chris Miles. And I think, you know, hey, it's going to be, hey, how you doing? Is everything okay? Is everything okay? You know, I like, I don't want things to end this way, whatever. I open the text and it is a photograph of my great friend Tiffany sucking

I think she saw the camera that bitch posed. No, I'm talking like she's giving blowjob eyes staring directly into the camera. I just found out it was a video too and it was a screenshot. Even worse. His dick. Whole thing of her looking dead into the camera and he goes, Merry Christmas. Reblocked. Doesn't even let me respond. That is a power move. And like if it weren't Chris Moss, like if it were a reverse, I'd be like, you're the goat for that. Like it would have been the best thing ever. But just the fact that he...

Chris. Merry Christmas. I can't defend you anymore. We blocked his cock in one of my best friend's mouths. Oh, Jesus. Dear Lord. And now she's going to hell because she swore literally up and down on the Bible that she would never touch that man again. I'm sorry. So if anyone was going to comment that I was wrong for, you know, saying Pete was gay or anything like that, just save yourself because I got my karma.

But you don't know what I would do if Joe sent me a picture like that. Oh, my God. I was feral. Like, I'm not going to lie. Like, we did have some laughs about it. It's fucking hilarious. It is because, like, it's well played. Like, that's a really, like, like I said, if it were you who did that, I'd be like, damn, girl, you showed him. But, like...

Whoa. And then... And I get a fucking lengthy DM from Chris Miles. Telling... He also then went to... I should just say this. To try to tell all of my friends that I talk shit about them and that I hate them. My assistants, everyone. Trying to ruin every friendship I have. Like, every single one. He was going in, let me tell you. Saying that I just, like, say I want her dead every two seconds. He's like, she hates you. Like...

And then at that point, I'm sobbing because I'm like, he's going to tweet our sex tape. What's he going to do next? Like, I was just like, like, you know what I mean? That was actually upsetting because it's like now this man's trying to ruin my life. He tried to text Amari convincing him that I had COVID so that I couldn't go home with Amari for Christmas.

And then texted Omari. Like, I know she has no parents. So that's why she's fucked up in the head. But she should just fucking kill herself. The world would be a better place. I'm not kidding. This man was sick at me. Sick. So then obviously, though, like, you know, I started living my best life. I continue to talk to Pete. And I text Pete and I say, hey, baby, I really like you. But I'm going to need you to let me have the next week.

To do some fucked up shit. And I'm going to need you to look the other way. And I'm a really good girl. And just know what I'm doing has nothing to do with you. And it's not real. It's not whatever. And this is going to be an extreme performance that I'm about to put on. And then I open my FaceTime. Who do you call, baby? No, I open my Siri. And I say, hey, Siri. Call Lil Xan new phone. Not Lil Xan new phone. That's Chris's best friend. They were about to release an album together. And, you know, I...

When you're doing all that, like, don't get me wrong, like, this year, no more of that. I'm serious. Like I said, it's over. But it's like, if you're going to send me that, I'm going to have to barely get revenge. Yeah, and at a certain point, it's like, okay, yeah, he made his bed. He can lay in it. But also, like, Lil Xan's his best friend. Like, at this point, you owe Chris nothing, but Lil Xan does. Yeah, they're best friends. And I call Xan and I say...

Baby, I miss you so much. I love you. I never stopped loving you. I hate that we ever broke up. You cheated on me, but I cheated on you too. And that was just a big mistake on our behalves back in the day. Yeah, and sorry about the YouTube video. Yeah, and I want to get back together. Can you come over right now? He comes over, and when I tell you, I put on a Cirque du Soleil acrobat performance fucking this man. Okay. I'm talking upside down. Like hoops. Yeah. Swings. Swings.

Like, just immediately. And then we get done fucking and I say, I want to get back together. I want to date you. Let's date. We start dating. That was easy. Damn. I know. I love that. Why doesn't that work for me? It's Lil Xan. Oh, right. Like, nothing good's getting out of that. And then, like, we just, you know, we're inseparable for the next few days. One day he says he's hungry. And I say, you know what restaurant would be perfect? Oh, my God. You know what's...

With 83 paparazzi outside. You're like, this would be low-key. It's a little hole in the wall. Kevin Wong is outside. Fucking Hollywood face. Whole thing. I make the reservation hours in advance to give every paparazzi in LA the fucking time of day to get there. I walk in, I kiss him for the paparazzi. I don't know. Just like right away. Gotta fucking do it. Something subtle. We go out and then Chris starts blowing up Zan. He's just sick at Zan. He's, you know, he's super...

he's super sick at Zan and it was, it was bad. And then I, you know, basically I then told Zan like, and Zan doesn't care. He has like 19 girlfriends. There was a point where he made it like I had to pay for something cause he couldn't find his card. And he was like, I'll cash up you. I get a cash up from like a bitch named like Bethany. Like,

That's his cousin. That's his cousin. Like he's, you know, he doesn't care. He knew what was going on. He doesn't like, and I love Zan. He's like, he'll be one of my best friends forever. I feel like he's with it. Everybody knows, like everybody knows by now what the fuck is up. And like morally, I'm trying to like, like who's the most wrong in this situation? And I can't really pinpoint it. No, but it doesn't matter because everyone was like deserving of something awful. It got blurry and I don't know how, whatever. So then Zan and Chris talk it out. Chris tries to get his revenge online, covers up his tattoo of my name with a bullet. Oh,

Did you see that? That TikTok I sent you where that girl, it was like, Bethany. And then he covers up her name with like a paint roller. Yeah, like that was absolutely literally. And then he gets Bethany right under it again, covers it up again. Bethany, I sent it to you. That's going to be Chris. There's going to, you know, whatever. He's going to have a tan on his cheek next. And he's going to have to cover it up with something serious. Yeah, sincerely. But then, I mean, then a couple of weeks went by. And after all that, Chris and I are cool. We both apologized. Damn, I just talked all that shit.

No, no, no, no, no, no. Rightfully. And we're, you know, like next week we could not be. I mean, the goal is just to be on good terms. The people are sick of it. But stop kicking it and no more leading anything. Like I promise you, I'm actually just like I'm entering 2022 with honesty. I mean, I think it is good to be friends with that, like friends with him. But don't you? He can't.

I don't want to go on a trip next week and all of a sudden Chris Miles is sitting next to me on my flight. No, I know, I know. When we made up, everyone was going to dinner and I asked if he could come and I got absolutely cussed out by every single person. Last night? Yes. Buenos dias, world, from the San Diego Zoo Wildlife Alliance. I'm Marco Wendt. And I'm Rick Schwartz.

And we're your hosts for season three of Amazing Wildlife, a show from iHeartRadio Ruby Studio and the global conservation organization behind the San Diego Zoo and the San Diego Zoo Safari Park. Listen as we dive into the efforts here in San Diego and spotlight the heroes working worldwide to care for the species you know and love. Listen to Amazing Wildlife on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

No, we're actually just cool though and not hanging out now. But that was just, it was the worst week ever. And then, I don't know, my heater broke in my house. I got a spider infestation in my house. I had to get it literally exterminated. What the fuck do you need a heater for? You keep that house 56 degrees. Oh, no, but it just became like actually shiveringly unbearable. Like could leave out food and it would like freeze. It was horrible. I bought $7,000 in gifts on Rodeo and my assistant's car got smashed and broken into and they all got stolen. So, I don't know.

Then we found the guy who stole the shit because someone's Tesla camera took a photo of him and I put it on my story. And I said, does anyone know this man? Oh, shit. Sorry. I know you hate that shit. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. I don't miss you anymore. I forgot. I forgot. I forgot. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. I'm actually sorry. I'm sorry. It's okay. I'm sorry. I'm working through it. And we found the guy and someone sends Lila his address, his full name, where he lives. And then we call the police and they say,

We don't have a detective on it yet, so we can't do anything for you. Sorry. You can tell LAPD that someone just like literally beat you to a pulp with a bat and they'll be like, okay, but like you're breathing, right? Yeah, they don't. Sorry, we can't send anyone. Didn't care at all, so I had to rebuy all my gifts and then I got on the plane home trip.

on Christmas Eve and my plane completely flooded. And then I had to spend the night before Christmas Eve where all of my family was together and my friends in an airport for six hours while they said it would be 40 minutes. After the six hours, they switched airports. And so then I had to drive to a different airport another hour and a half away and got to Vegas on Christmas Eve at like 5 a.m. when I was supposed to get there at like 8 p.m. Uh-oh. So it was like a really great experience.

Great. A couple weeks. You think that immediately followed the whole... Yeah, it was giving karma. Yeah, it was giving... It was definitely just giving, like, even though you got your revenge, this is not right. Here's a bunch of karma. An eye for an eye? No, no, no. Watch this. Yeah, yeah. Flooded airplane. No, it was the most insane thing I've ever seen in my life. I know. You posted it on your short. You know what's funny is my dad told me, because... Well, never mind. My dad goes...

My dad goes, did you see what happened to Tana's plane? I go, why did you see what happened to Tana's plane? Like, what the actual fuck? A valve broke. No one at JetSuite had ever seen this in their entire lives. Imagine, like, all the airline attendants are like, I've never seen this before. Water to my ankles, no exaggeration. Like, whole shoe. Like, whole shoe. People are screaming. I wish it was those shoes. She doesn't like my shoes today, but I think I'm a style icon, so just, okay. No, they look like, um, I don't know how to explain them. I love them so much.

Why am I shaking so much? They look almost like alien. I love them more than anything. No, it wasn't these shoes. I like them. I don't know how you feel about them. I often wear some weird shit that Brooke just absolutely hates. She told me before we started filming that I'm just behind on the times. And I don't know the trends. No, I was wearing double jeans and a waffle shirt. First of all, she's wearing them. And she didn't like those. Look at the pants. These just rip, though. The pants aren't cute. Oh, jeez.

I just, you know, it's fine. It's literally your entire femur. What do you mean they just ripped? Not a femur. Yeah, no, no, no. It's easy access, so it's really cute. And then, yeah, we both went to Vegas for New Year's. And I think before I talk anymore, because that was so many words from me, I want to hear about your...

Your Christmas? Anything you want to talk about your New Year's? My Christmas? I didn't do much for Christmas. I just went... I went home. I thought I wasn't going to be able to because everybody, like, I mean, same New York and LA, everybody got Omicron. Yeah, that was really bad. Everyone is getting sick. I was so afraid. I ordered, like, literally every at-home test I could find and tested so many times before I went just because I was scared. My grandparents just got over COVID. Yeah, but... And that's so scary. And, yeah, I'm not going to go home and, like, my grandma kicks the bucket because I, like...

Because I went out to a party. You know what I mean? So I was so scared. But I went home. It was just very chill. And then we both decided. I mean, because L.A. was just really not it for New Year's. So I think we both kind of decided to send Vegas. You convinced me. You were like, go to Vegas. I was like, okay. I love Vegas so much. I thrive in Vegas. Vegas is my favorite city. Like, the way that you feel about Miami, I feel about Vegas.

Vegas. I mean, you grew up there, so of course you don't feel like Vegas. Yeah, it's just like hometown. But it's also good for the hometown fucks. I'm not going to lie. Oh, I know. You prove it every time we go home. There's just so many hot boys that I used to fuck that just like I could run that back turbo, you know? Yeah, that's a good point. Okay, so I went, a lot of people were confused because Tana and I were both in Vegas and literally didn't see each other.

And just know that we did have full intent to see each other. Yeah, it was literally the point. I told her, please go to Vegas. No, I went to Vegas to link with Brooke. And then we were just with two different groups that were doing very different shit. Yeah, I was like, my situation was complicated because I was like, Tao group. Like, if you don't know, Tao owns like a bunch of like clubs and restaurants and stuff. They paid for my trip. So I was kind of like certain obligations, like places I had to go. I bought my own Southwest flight. I didn't.

But, you know, me and Hunter were dying because Tana posted a private jet on her story. On my close friends. And she was like, thank God. And then the next story was you on it, like literally in economy on Southwest. I was sick. We had a jet and then the guy paying for it, Frank the Bank, love you. He bailed last second. So I had to get on the last Southwest flight after close friends. But it's a 36 minute flight. Who cares? No, it was fine. It was just embarrassing for anyone on my close friends then seeing my next story of me and like 36B. Yeah, that's pretty.

painful. Well, you were the one who boasted it. Yeah. But yeah, so I had certain places that I had to go. Like I had to go to certain dinners. I had to go to clubs and I'm like, I deviated from it a little bit, but I did get in like like New Year's Day or New Year's Eve, like the actual night of New Year's Eve. Oh, girl.

Yeah. So talk to me about your New Year's Eve. I our flight got so delayed that I landed at like eleven twenty. So I was peeing at the countdown. Didn't didn't kiss. It's OK. I was. If you knew what was going on with me. OK, first of all, a little backstory. A couple of years ago in Vegas, I was like I was it was I was still in college and I took I decided the first time that I take Molly should be in Vegas stuff.

I mean, same here. Well, I've never taken Molly. This trip or a long time ago? This was a couple years ago. It was so bad. I had such a bad reaction. Didn't you call the ambulance on yourself? I called the ambulance and they came and I needed it.

And that feeling, I like I wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy. I can't explain it. Like the way that I would describe that feeling is like somebody just called you and told you like you're both your parents, your entire family just died in an accident. And like there's this sinking feeling, but it won't go away. Like the panic of it. Yeah. I love Molly. On the other hand, I wish it on my best friend. It just like won't stop. You know what I mean? Yeah. It's like. Yeah. There's nothing you can do.

It must be. I don't have like actual, I have anxiety, but I don't have usually panic attacks. So that could have been like, you know, it could have just been like a really bad, like an awful, awful panic attack. Or bad Molly. Yeah, that could be. Well, no, my friends all took it and they were like, you're ruining our time. But so, so that happened like a few years ago. And so I like stay away from drugs after that. Cause I'm like, if that, if that ever were to happen to me again, I would feel so stupid. Yeah. Anyway, until, but, but that being said, I can be very easily convinced that

So I'm at this dinner and I'm with like a bunch of people. And there was a guy there who I knew from when I worked at Catch. He's like a really rich, just cool guy. And he's like, I have these mushroom chocolates. And I have taken mushrooms before, like-

here and there, like in very tiny amounts, like we did it in Hawaii and like, yeah, like in very small amounts when I'm like really comfortable in a very calm setting. Definitely not at the club in Vegas. OK, sounds so fun. It doesn't matter. And he goes, he goes, if you eat two of these cubes, it's half of a micro dose. That's not true. That's literally never true. I ate two full cubes and like I'm chilling for 20 minutes. I'm telling Savannah, like you should try it. It'll just make you so happy. Yeah.

And she walks away and all of a sudden I got this wave. And I was like, it was the same exact feeling that I had when I took that Molly that time. And I'm like, holy fuck.

What do I do? I start sweating. And I'm like, this is exactly like, I mean, first of all, I'm going to, I'm about to ruin New Year's Eve for Savannah because like she's with me. Like, yeah. And I'm not going anywhere. I know I did. I got like four different texts. I think one of them actually being from a chain smoker. Oh God. Oh God.

Brooke is freaking out. She needs you. She's pacing up and down a hallway. It's like, it's like 1240. It was so awful. Well, the big problem was I was coming for you, but then everyone was like, she's fine. I couldn't look at my phone because I try, I tried to text Nat to see like, what do I do if I'm having a really bad trip? First of all, don't do drugs. Okay. Listen to me. I'm sitting here like, God, I love mushrooms. Sorry. I mean, don't, I guess. Like everyone,

Everyone does it all the time and it's natural and like whatever. So I'm thinking like, you know what? This will really spice up my night. Had you micro-dosed, it would have been great because it just would have been colorful and funny. Girl, I was trying. Anyway, Tana's the only number I have memorized by heart.

Which is the worst thing in a crisis because that's the last person you should call in a crisis. I'd always help you, but am I going to answer immediately? That's the problem. Yeah, it's getting a hold of her. That's the problem. Especially, it wasn't, like, my phone was out of order, okay? Savannah's like, I'm like, Savannah, call her. It's the...

I was just kept telling her, kept telling her. And so she's texting you, but like, I'm telling, she's trying not to freak me out, whatever. And in my head, I knew what I did to all my friends the last time this happened. And I was like, Savannah will never forgive me if I ruin her New Year's. Like the whole reason we're here is for New Year's Eve. And so I, in my head, I'm like, you have to suck it up. She walked me like literally seven laps around the MGM. And finally I was like, you know what?

I'm good now. We're not going to the club we were going to go to, but let's go to XS because XS was Chainsmokers. Okay. And I knew that if I was like around like friends and people I knew, I would feel like okay. And like they'd be able to like talk me down. You came back to life because I remember we were trying to link later that night and I was like, oh, she's back. I did. Well, we were, like I said, I was obligated to go to certain things. So I had to go to one club and I was like, listen, if we're going out, we're going to go see like...

Because I know how their shows are and I know that they're like in their little area or whatever. It's not like a Diplo show where they just invite everybody up there. It's just like their regular people. And like a table. So it'd be like being at a

or like a huge club or whatever, but only around people I knew. And so it's like, that's a compromise. So we go to that and I was fine, whatever. Eventually it went away. Yeah, you like come back to life. The thing about mushroom chocolates versus the actual mushrooms that annoys me is they're all being made by different people. So it's like one square in one could be a microdose. Yeah, before I've taken, I've eaten like the little chocolates before. So I was like, you know what? I can handle this. I'll be fine. I was not fine. Yeah, kind of scary. I'm not going to lie. I also...

I accidentally got drugged on New Year's. You kind of accidentally drugged yourself. I did that on purpose, yeah. But it was a bad choice. I was at Zedd and we got there and it was just everything. I love that man more than anything in the world and I've actually known him forever so it was very cute and wholesome. We brought everyone and we were at Zedd and we were just like big chilling and I had a sip of a glass of water. Oh. I think we all know where this is going. What kind of water? It...

It was Molly water. Lila drank a lot of it and really was like not okay. She was like puking and she had to come back to life. And that's how you know it's bad because Lila could drink like battery acid and she'd be chilling. Like thriving. And so there, I mean, but I only took like a little sip. So I was just kind of like, like I was like vibing with it. Definitely. But Vegas, yeah. Like that's, that's not good. My New Year's Eve though was like fairly just normal. Like Zed cute, little Molly water. Didn't mean to do that. But the next night,

Is what I want to talk to you about. By the way, though, you know, I just said that my dentist said that I would know when my teeth start feeling loose. But I'm not joking. Like right now, my teeth are feeling loose for the first time. It's because you've got some loose lips on this podcast. Right. Sincerely.

Okay. I guess I'll just move on from that. If my teeth come out, they'll come out. You guys, if her little denture pops out. I'll be sick, dude. My shark teeth, I got a pic of them last time and they're... I would say a tic-tac is bigger. I'll show you. But I would say a tic-tac is bigger than my underneath teeth. That scares me because what if one day they're just all gone? Like that happened to my sister. My sister had her accident. I would hop on Seeking Arrangements and suck dick for money to get new veneers before I would absolutely ever just like be fucked. Yeah.

Don't, no one do that. No. Don't, no, yeah, don't slip dick for money. God damn it. Buenos dias world from the San Diego Zoo Wildlife Alliance. I'm Marco Wendt. And I'm Rick Schwartz.

And we're your hosts for season three of Amazing Wildlife, a show from iHeartRadio Ruby Studio and the global conservation organization behind the San Diego Zoo and the San Diego Zoo Safari Park. Listen as we dive into the efforts here in San Diego and spotlight the heroes working worldwide to care for the species you know and love. Listen to Amazing Wildlife on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

So, um, we all went to dinner at Tao with, like, Brody Jenner, the D'Amelio's manager Greg was there. Um, I was with, like, um, all my friends, um, my country boyfriend, which I'll get into in a second, um, Brett, and, um...

Yeah, like all of our tables are meshed. Like Brody's group and our group got tables like next to each other so we could have like a really big night at Tao first. Yeah. And so, and Brody was like DJing after, so we were all going to go there. Call me Brody. And so, no, so hot. It's like, it's unacceptable how hot that man is. Love his girlfriend though. Accountant vibes, like so wholesome. Like he wants nothing to do with being with Tana Mongeau. Let's just clarify that.

Good. Right, right. No, I'm like, he's gay to like someone else right now. No, but so one of the girls at Brody's table. I'm going to try to do this correctly. She is someone that we know very well. We've talked about her on the podcast before. Have we? Yeah. In like, like passing kind of when the, for reference, she's one of the girls that I've talked about that kind of like,

Like, in my opinion, follows Tana around. Like, very, like, she, this is how I know. Which makes the story sound so much worse. She was technically on my trip. Like, we flew in, we were on the same flight in. Mm-hmm.

We get off the flight. We're all standing waiting for our bags and stuff. And she does not say a word to me. And this is like kind of what I tell you all the time. There are certain girls that'll, if I'm around Tana or if Tana's around, they're my best friend. They love me so much. Tana's not there. Won't speak to me. Which is so icky. And I just hate, like, if I know you, I know you. I'm going to talk to you. I've never, ever understood that mindset. I mean, she was better. She was better as the trip went on. But in that moment, I was like,

There it is. Fully validated in everything or whatever thought did not speak to me when you weren't there. Prison. Jail. Actual prison. I've always said this. I think we talked about it on the podcast last. She's one of those girls that if I see in LA and she's sober, I like her. We're chill. We're chilling. She's okay. But drunk, it's just, it's always pick me, but it's like extreme pick me. It's screaming. It's like I'm talking to someone else. And it's like, Tina, Tina, Tina.

It's like, you need your attention all the time. Yeah, like, and I'm like having a conversation with someone about something important and she's like, and I'm like, what? And then she's like, let's take a shot. Like, it's just like so fucking annoying to me. Like, I just can't deal. And so dinner started off and she was chill. And as the night went on, we went to Brody's.

We all got drunk. And so we're leaving Brody's and at this point she is blacked out and she's in her prime of this demeanor that is just unacceptable. Screaming at everyone. Grabbing me. I hate that shit too. If you're grabbing me with a death grip, pulling me somewhere while I'm doing something. That's what they are. We called them something like yankers. Girls who yank you around. Yeah, I'm speaking to Brody Jenner and this girl is nails in my arm trying to drag me away so she can be like, where are we going?

And I'm like, what? And so we're all about to leave Brody's, like my group. I'm saying like me, the guy I'm with, like Lila, Natalie, Paige, and Paige's girlfriend. And that was it. Like my soul group that I came with because Marshmello invited me to Excess where he was performing. And I'm walking out. And before I can even walk out, yank. And she's like, why are you leaving me? You go with me. Like what are you?

And that's not an exaggeration. That's literally how she sounds. I also, like, you know one of my biggest pet peeves in the entire world is whiny tone. You can tell me that you want... I know because you'll always go, Brooke, if you whine at me one more time. And I'm a whiner. But you're my best friend and that's only ever occasionally when you're probably rightfully frustrated. It's not like, but I'm talking like, you can tell me that you want to shoot me in the face with a Glock 9 and I'll be like, okay, chill. But if you're like, I want

It makes me want to die Like I can't even express How annoying that is to me And she's like Leaving me And I'm like Because I'm going to Marshmallow And then she's like That's my after party Like you have to bring me That's my after party No it's not Does Mr. Marshmallow know that?

That's her brother. Right. I love Marshmello more than anything in the world. And I'm sitting there and I'm just like appalled. I'm like, this is Marshmello's event and his after. It's not hers. Mr. Marshmello does not need her. There's no realm in the world that this was her after or that she set it up or even that I got the contact for it like through her. Like genuinely, she just like wanted to go with me. Right. And I'm trying to leave. And she's like, why are you being?

And I'm like, oh my God. And like Brody's watching. It's just embarrassing. So finally I'm like, fine. You want to go that bad? Get in the fucking car with me. Come on. Let's go. Let's go. It's your after party. Let's go. Couldn't be me. I would have been like, bitch, sit on the curb and stay. I know. And I wish I had the balls because I was, but I was trying to avoid drama. Yeah. Yeah. And it's like, what are you going to, like you bring her and then she can go off and do her own thing. And that's what I thought would happen. Yeah. And so then we all get to the win. And...

We're about to go into marshmallows, but we're all using the restroom first. And we're all in separate stalls and Paige is... My assistant Paige is peeing next to me and to the left of me. And then Lila's peeing one stall over to me and I'm... And then Lila like leaves to like fix her lip gloss or whatever in the mirror. So Paige and I are peeing next to each other. This girl...

What should I call her? Because she's going to need a name. Betty. Let's call her Betty. No, no, no. No, we're not calling her Betty. This is not the right way to do that. Let's call her Wendy for whiny Wendy. Yeah, whiny Wendy. R-I-P Betty. And like... So Wendy is across from us, like in the stall across from us. And she's just...

yapping away, flapping her gums. I don't know what the fuck she's saying. I'm like on TikTok peeing. And Paige, my assistant, starts. And I just want to say Paige is the least confrontational person. She is not like. For Paige to have any sort of like backhanded anything to anybody, you have to be like the worst awful person ever. Like she's like the sweetest person. She's so sweet. And she's very like socially level headed. She's not going to like come for someone, whatever. She's just very like if someone's being awful, she'll be like, hmm.

Yeah, no, it doesn't even care. Normally, she'll be like, we'll get home. And she'll be like, this person was awful. And Paige is being next to me and Wendy keeps whining. And Paige starts from the stall next to me going, Wendy, shut the fuck up. Just shut the fuck up, Wendy. Wendy, just shut the fuck up. Like, I'm not even kidding. Just over and over again telling Wendy to shut the fuck up and stop talking. And then Wendy's being like, eh. And then she's just like, Wendy, shut the fuck up, whatever. And so then Lila was outside of the stall and...

I now know that Wendy derived this bit like she and Lila was just like fucked up. Like, you know what I mean? So she like it was like she wasn't even when Lila's fucked up. She's just like doing her thing. She doesn't care. Like, it's like whatever. I guess Wendy left the stall and derived this idea of a bit to tell. What are we, David Dobrik? Yeah, like I don't get it. Like, I don't get it. To a bit is my new word. Everyone's sick of it. To tell me that Wendy was leaving the bathroom.

And then she was going to stay there actually and record me as I was walking out to like prank me. I need to hear the like, in what context would that have been? I'm assuming she was trying to like scare me as she was like leaving, right? Do you get what I'm saying? Like, oh, I'm leaving right now. Like, I'll see you outside of Excess. I'm leaving the bathroom. You know what I mean? And then just like, then just like, ah, like, you know, just something annoying. But like, that was like-

Yeah, like, I don't know why this happened, you know? And so I'm now sitting and I think it is just Paige and I in the bathroom. And I go, Paige...

I know we all want Wendy fucking dead, but let's just be nice to her because she's being so annoying. And I say it like, Paige, I know we all want Wendy fucking dead, but like, let's just be nice. Like, it was just like the most known thing in the world. Like, duh. Like, we all fucking hate her. Yeah, like, exactly. And I flush and I walk out of the stall. And Wendy is standing there, phone, like this. And she goes, and I go, it's on camera. I'm not kidding. I literally go.

And then she's just like, Tana, fucking kill yourself. She's sick, obviously. She's sick at me. And then I'm like, what the fuck? I would have just played the like, like, ha ha. I tried. Like, I knew you were there the whole time, you stupid fucking idiot. But she knew that I didn't. Like, she... And I was trying. Like, I'll get into... I was trying to be like, we all say we want each other all dead all the time. Like, I'm like, trying. That's our thing. That's how you know we're close. I'm trying. There's photos of me, like, actively begging her to like, not whatever. You know what I mean? And then she...

That convinces me that this... And Lila's, like, walking out of the bathroom now. That this was completely Lila's idea. So that I'm sick at Lila. Not Lila. I know, I know, I know, I know, I know. Like, now looking back sober, I should have investigated that more and I should not have been pissed at Lila. But she, like, up and down convinced, you know...

Lila's easy to blame. But... Like, just like... And I could see Lila fucking with someone for fun. So I was just like, why? Yeah, but I think that Lila knew damn well that if she said, like, like...

She would know that you didn't have anything good to say about Wendy. And she was, yeah. And then Wendy was just saying like, it was Lila's idea to record you, whatever. So then I'm sick at Lila. We go back behind Marshmello. The ecstasy I just took hit. So I'm just overly, overly emotional. And then Lila texts the group chat and she says, you'll get a kick out of this one. Because I'm like, I'm like talking to her. I don't know if you will actually. Yeah.

But I mean like I'm Lila's trying to offer me shots And I'm being like I'm good Like you know You're just like being passive Yeah I'm being like a passive bitch And I shouldn't have been Like I understand She texts the group chat She's mindying me Were you? No And I start sobbing Behind Marshmallow And I'm like I was like that's

that was like I didn't I'm not doing that to you and then I'm like hurt because I'm like that's not a verb for when I'm mad at you like you can't just like I'm not like doing anything to you like I'm just fucking mad whatever I find out Lila didn't actually do it so then we team up on Wendy and we're kind of just like okay so you suck I think at one point Lila told her she wanted her to jump off a bridge into the ocean with bricks tied to her feet I don't think I know okay I'm sure she meant something else by that

Me trying to give Lila the benefit of the doubt. I literally, like, I would ride for Lila. I said, at my family Christmas. I literally said, word for word, at my family Christmas, I said, if the entire world were on fire and I could only bring one person, I would bring Lila. And my sister goes, hmm.

She goes, maybe not at dinner. No, I brought Lila home and it was so funny. She was like, she'd go see a sugar daddy and come home to like Debbie, like Amari's mom. Like I just did anal for money. Like it was, it was, it was iconic. That's the thing. My parents think it's the funniest thing. Like, or my dad, anyway, he's like, he's always like, God, like she's so versatile. I love her more than anything, but just imagine Marshmello like DJing and turning around and just seeing me like, ah!

And like being like Are you okay? I'm so glad I wasn't there You know he texted me last night And he goes Why weren't you in Vegas? My last six posts Are like Las Vegas, Nevada Las Vegas, Minnesota I'm like damn Like right No and then I mean But then we just like We went to his room And it was all fine Lila and I were fine But the sobbing behind Marshmello Over Wendy Was insane And then Wendy commented On one of my photos yesterday Like my crazy queen I love you so much And I'm like

Bless her heart. Wendy, what she means, well, I think that she actually just really like admires you and looks up to you. But it's like... I know, and I'm not trying to like slander her. I understand she loves me. It's just like, it's hard for me to handle that level of...

annoyance and frustration. It's just hard because she has the potential, like, honestly, to just be, like, cool and be, like, the friend. You know what I mean? Like, just be normal, like, whatever. But it's frustrating to me and everyone around when it's, like, you can, she's, like, such a leech to you. Oh, but then, and then yesterday, ironically, I was with Logan Paul and his videographer, which we're gonna get into. Brooke is sick at Logan, which... Me and Logan have beef. I'm like...

That's a good title, Brooks Beef with Logan Paul. Thank you. We're going to get into that in a second. But I was with Logan yesterday and his videographer comes up to me and he goes...

He goes, I always thought you were an only child. And I go, I am. And he goes, but I met your sister the other night. What? And I go, let me go. So I'm thinking it's like you or like Ashley or like. Oh, yeah, that bitch is my sister. Yeah, like, you know what I mean? Like someone who just said something like that. And I'm like, oh, who is it? He goes, this girl named Wendy. Look at Steve. They're my sisters. Well, I want this bitch. She's like twins, actually. I'm just feral. And I look at him and I just go, uh-oh.

Like it was just so, so randomly awkward after it. But I don't know. I mean, like, I'll see her again. We'll have fun. Preferably sober. She's fun. But just like, don't drink so much, Wendy. And like, don't ever tell me you're gone and then film me. I also just hate when people film me. It's like triggers something because I always think people have bad intentions because I've had people just like film me. You're a YouTuber. No, I'm not.

No, I don't mean like fans and shit. I mean like weirdly secretly film me or like friends filming me. Yeah, like sneaky deaky. Like I did that to you when I scared you with the bug and it did not go well. No, but still like you're pranking me. You're my best friend. That's fine. I mean like when people I'm not that close with are trying to like catch me slipping and filming me because I've had people. Oh yeah, not to catch you slipping. Because I've had people like try to blackmail me and shit. So it just like really makes me like fucking upset. So it just wasn't that it wasn't a good night. But I mean, I get that.

Buenos dias, world, from the San Diego Zoo Wildlife Alliance. I'm Marco Wendt. And I'm Rick Schwartz.

And we're your hosts for season three of Amazing Wildlife, a show from iHeartRadio Ruby Studio and the global conservation organization behind the San Diego Zoo and the San Diego Zoo Safari Park. Listen as we dive into the efforts here in San Diego and spotlight the heroes working worldwide to care for the species you know and love. Listen to Amazing Wildlife on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

Me and Logan Paul are beefing and I don't know what he did like I'm fighting him. I know I haven't told you yet So which upsets me because it's like I just need to be good with one Paul I love Logan Paul for reference. I've said that a million times on this podcast. I am a Logan Pauler I only like one Paul and it is Logan. I love him. Okay, I thought that I'm a fan. I'm a super fan anyway

However, Logan has been in an on and off relationship. Situationship. Situationship with my, like, longest friend in L.A., like, one of my best friends in L.A. That's very true. For approximately six years. Okay. And...

I don't want to say he's joeing her, but he has treated her so poorly, honestly, over the years. And like they, I mean, it's been, it's very on and off. Like, of course he's been in relationships in that time. And like, he's very, very loyal in relationships. He never, he will not speak to her the entire time he's in a relationship. But the second he breaks up with any girl ever, she's the first person he calls. And it's awful. And it's like,

terrible for like she feels like shit about it whatever but she loves him so much so she like yeah she just I mean she answers the call she'll be the first person over there she'll talk him through it yeah I can't say I would ever um date him so I do understand when he is like with her and stuff like he he's sweet to her he's good to her and like whatever

then two weeks later, he'll all of a sudden have a new girlfriend and then she never hears from him again and she has to wait six months until he's free again and then he'll call her. You know what I mean? They were like... Wait, honest question though. She has hoes though, right? God,

Yeah, she... I mean, well, in the meantime, she, like, she had a boyfriend for a long time and, like... But even when she's messing with Logan, she still kind of has hoes, right? Well, she's... There's no such thing as being local. Or, like, they've never dated. They've never been, like, exclusive together. I get what you're saying. He's just playing her a little bit. Yeah. Recently, she and I are at a party, okay? You were there... Or, no, you weren't there, but Hunter was there. I...

Hey Big Mike was there. And he's being so sweet. He's talking to this girlfriend of mine. And she's kind of trying to confide in him about Logan. Because she was like, he hasn't talked to me in so long. I don't know what's going on, whatever. And I guess Logan was mad at this girl. Yeah.

because he thought you're bestie yeah yeah she was trying to get with mike because mike had sent her dms and she responded to him yeah and mike or logan was more mad at mike because mike's like why the fuck would you be trying to get with this girl yeah or logan was like why the fuck or yeah yeah logan was like why the fuck are you trying to get with this girl you know i've been talking to her for so long so they had a big fight over it yeah so she's exposing so so mike no this is because i'm so mad about it mike is like

In this pickle because he's like, like, Logan thinks he's trying to, like, go after this girl and, like, whatever. And he doesn't want to look like he's not, like, loyal to Logan. Yeah, obviously. So he, like, literally fabricates this, like, elaborate story about the night that we were at the party. And he tells Logan on their podcast. He's like. What does he say? He's like, this girl, she literally, like, she was offering to suck my dick. Like, she was trying to hook up with me.

She made a joke. She made a joke to Tav, like a friend of ours, about how, like she was like, oh yeah, no gag reflex, like joking around. But Mike said that she made the joke to him and that changes the whole context of the situation because that's Logan's best friend. If it were to Mike, that would be like,

really off yeah but it worded it was to top so like that wasn't the situation but mike's like you know what this is how i'm gonna get back on logan's good side i'm gonna say she made the joke to me and it was her after me all along and logan's gonna love me and be so like think i'm so loyal okay anyway they tell the tell the story on the podcast make her sound honestly awful like she's just this la girl hook like really bad and then they cut out her name

And literally like later they went in and overrode her name with Brooke.

I'd be sick. I'd be sick. And I know it was intentional because I was there. Like I was like, they were giving her a fake name, but they used you. But they were like, you know, what'll be funny if we use Brooke. And so, and it was like, it was in a later, it was on the Jake Paul episode where they like, they reach that one. Well, it was cause it was like, it was two separate episodes. Like they said it the first time. And then the second time was on another episode. And they were like, yeah, we were just talking about how.

tried to suck Mike's dick but it was like about her but it wasn't true anyway you could have used anyone's name ever like you could have said Sally like I'd be sick I would be fucking furious and I'm like I know he did that on purpose like that was so rude and then and then

I only found out because people were commenting and like, I think it's, like, it all adds up. Like, that would make perfect sense. Like, you were at that party there. You're best friends with the girl. And I've been talking about this on and on or on and off situationship that I'm in for so long and everyone was like, ooh, maybe Joe is like literally Logan Paul. And I'm like, oh, I'd be sick. I would be, and you just know one of their little pea brains was like, Brooke is there and like, just like use your name as the fake name, but I would be sick. I have a podcast too, Logan. Okay.

I'm on his team. I'm always like, you know, he has good intentions. He loves you. Like, he just, his lifestyle is, like, really different from yours. I always am on his team. So I'm like, damn. And Mike's lying. Mike's literally lying. I was there. I was there.

Next time we tell a story about a guy, we're just going to use Logan in place and then we'll be all even. I love you. Okay. Not Logan's fault. Mike told the lie. And if that were true, if like Logan heard like, yeah, she tried to hook up with Mike, of course he's mad at her. But like, but just why even use it? Like why even use the name Brooke? That is, that is jail for sure. That's so jail. Buenos dias world from the San Diego Zoo Wildlife Alliance. I'm Marco Wendt. And I'm Rick Schwartz.

And we're your hosts for season three of Amazing Wildlife, a show from iHeartRadio Ruby Studio and the global conservation organization behind the San Diego Zoo and the San Diego Zoo Safari Park. Listen as we dive into the efforts here in San Diego and spotlight the heroes working worldwide to care for the species you know and love. Listen to Amazing Wildlife on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

But speaking, you just said everyone thought Joe was Logan. It's not. It's Joe. Give us a Joe update. You've been tweeting. You've been posting some crazy shit. And I mean, keep in mind, as my best friend, she texts me every week like, Joe and I are fucking so done. Like, da-da-da-da-da. Well, we are. Well, okay. Don't crush my... That one's mine, and I told you I don't like it when you crush it. Okay, thank you. Joe update. I have not spoken to Joe in a month now since...

Nat's birthday. Oh, so I'm worse off. Like I've been speaking to Chris Miles. Oh yeah, no, we haven't spoken, but it's not my choice. It was Joe. It was Joe. Joe did it. What happened? Joe cut it off. He said his text was so stupid. He used like literally talk to text. No punctuation, like random capitals. And he was basically like basically the gist of it was like, I don't think we can even be friends right now just because I feel like we're holding each other back.

And like, it's like, I just need a second, like whatever. And I mean, he's right, but it's like, it's a good thing because then that now gives you the opportunity to actually date someone else without still having Joe like dangling around. Here's the thing. He knows I do need him to edit and date. And like, I got kind of like mad at him at the end. Cause I'm like, it's kind of an abuse of power. Cause you know that,

that like at the end of the day, I'm going to show up and I'm going to keep talking to you. And like, cause I, yeah. And you're taking advantage of that. Of course. Yeah. And if you know it's not going anywhere or whatever, like you need to be like, then end it, cut it off. Leave me alone. Like, yeah. And he did. And I'm like, damn God, I didn't think he'd really do it. But tonight you're going to one of his best friend's birthday parties and you're going to hook up with his best friend. So I'm in love with, no, I'm not. No,

No. I'm going to a friend of mine's birthday party tonight and we're mutual friends. So he's going to be, that'll be the first time I've seen him. It was, he had great timing with when he cut it off because it was like, I went home for the holidays. Yeah. Then I went to Vegas and like, I'm thinking about other things. Yeah. Honestly, like,

Like blinds are gone. Like I'm starting to see it for what it is where it's like, OK, like I want to on like this is never going to work out anyway. So it's fine. I want to place a financial bet, though, that she's going to go home with Joe at the end of the night. I'm not. I literally am. Yeah. No place a financial bet with me. I can't. I'm like, even if I wanted to, he won't. He needs actual prison. Do you know what? I just remembered that I want to do on this podcast, though, because I haven't read this to you.

Hunter's gonna kill us. Before I go, we're almost done. We're almost done. This is how I'm ending it. I just forgot. So the story that I told in the beginning about Chris Miles going to fuck my friend and, you know, how like, you know, yeah, like super upsetting, whatever. Yeah. She texted me an apology.

Oh, God. And I never read it to you. And I want to just I forgot to do it in the context of the story. But I think it's a fun way to end the I want to hear what you would do if you'd respond or if you'd not. OK. OK. Keep in mind, she sent this to me on Christmas at 4 a.m. the night of Christmas, like like that night.

Took her that long to draft it. And that long to apologize. Keep in mind, this was like a week later. And you know what I mean? She said, hey, I didn't want to send this message before Christmas because honestly, I didn't want to ruin it even more for you than I already have. Hyphen. I don't know what to say other than I'm sorry for what I did. I trusted Chris.

To what? To not show you the video? Like, bitch, you shouldn't have done it. And why are you telling me that you, like, as my friend, like, I trusted Chris. Like, imagine me being like, I trusted Joe. Like, shut up. I trusted Chris and thought me and him were actually friends. Friends don't make sex tapes. They don't. Um...

He fed me some shit about you chatting shit about me and the girls, which is like her friend group, which I can see now is clearly a lie as he's a liar. It's honestly disgusting that he sent you that picture, and I cannot apologize enough for my part in this and what you have gone through with him. I really hope that you can forgive me at some point, as I think you're great, but I understand if not, XX. She said...

Block her number. I don't know. People are going to come for me. I know they are because they're going to be like, Brooke, you literally did the same thing. No, it's not. It's not the same thing because this is my boyfriend of a year versus like, yeah. I think, of course, there are greater issues because like I said before, I don't think that she, she's your friend, but the loyalty should have been with Chris. Chris should have known to not do that to you and I know he was being vindictive and doing it on purpose. I could weirdly see myself forgiving her.

Which I hate about myself. I'm too forgiving sometimes. I'm very forgiving, but it's like I'm selfishly forgiving. Like I don't want to have that feeling of having like hateful feelings toward other people. It's a relief for myself. Like I just don't care. And she's like, listen, I told you this other day. I have certain friends that I don't expect certain things out of. I said...

I'm not going to expect my dog walker to cut my hair. Okay. I have friends that are good for some things and not good for other things. Do you know that you said that in reference to me being late somewhere? You were like, I just know you're going to be late. I can't expect my dog walker to cut my hair. Because when I became friends with you, I knew these certain things about you and I'm not trying to change them. So it's like, I know, I know that you're not the friend I call when I need someone to pick up. I know you're not the friend that I call. That sounds horrible. I'll call you back. I know, but you have qualities that my other friends don't offer too. Like you're... Stop. Stop.

I was just going to tell her I wanted to kiss her, but then she came for my neck. No, I'm just kidding. But I'm just saying, like, maybe she's a friend that you have that, like, you don't... Expect her to not suck my boyfriend's dick. Arms blanks, but, like, maybe don't introduce her to your next boyfriend. Yeah, fair. Which is set to come in 30 minutes. I have actually said, though, that I think the best thing for me, which maybe is just entering 22 as the same bitch I've always been, I think the way to fix our friendship is next time she has a boyfriend, just to fuck him.

coming to this week's episode of cancelled we were so happy to have you back we missed you so much i love you so much we miss you guys so very much we hope you had an amazing holiday and we were not being inconsistent and we will continue to podcast every week for the rest of this year uh we love you and uh hopefully the next episode is less toxic because we're bringing in mr make sure your friends are okay bye guys tanimogia is cancelled a dwe talent production

Buenos dias, world, from the San Diego Zoo Wildlife Alliance. I'm Marco Wendt. And I'm Rick Schwartz.

And we're your hosts for season three of Amazing Wildlife, a show from iHeartRadio Ruby Studio and the global conservation organization behind the San Diego Zoo and the San Diego Zoo Safari Park. Listen as we dive into the efforts here in San Diego and spotlight the heroes working worldwide to care for the species you know and love. Listen to Amazing Wildlife on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.