Episode 13: Tana's Single Shenanigans
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And welcome back to another episode of Cancelled and another episode of the Tana and Brooke show. I love this show. It is just Brooke and I today for a very special Halloween episode. Yes. Tana is, I mean, it's unclear what she is. I really can't tell.

You are what you eat, guys. So when I'm not being cock, sorry, I'm on go. It had to go. We're not even 30 seconds in. It's literally, I'm just single. I'm like very feisty. I'll get into that in a second. But I'm being a pickle today was the point. So if you, the audio listeners, you are missing out on a treat today. This is the only time I'll ever be in a Halloween costume that covers me. And it is unclear what I am. I was under the impression that I was a prisoner until I realized I was

I perhaps might also direct traffic. Oh, because the... Like, why would I need to be reflective in prison unless I'm running away? I guess that's... Oh, that's probably a thing for, like, the flashlights. Word on the street is the prisoners don't really wear this anymore. Brooke called me today and she goes, look, I'm my mom.

No, my mom's was like a cute nude. It looked like it was like, you know, nude. No, you know, those like the Glossier, like the people who work at Glossier all wear like the like. Like nude jumpsuit. Yeah. Like a Skims vibe almost. It's so cute. Your mom was in prison. Yeah. Federal prison. It's like Martha Stewart went there. You have like iPads and hair salons and shit.

They have hair salons in federal prison? That's so fucked up. Because I was literally just listening to Tayshia Alexis' podcast and she went to like prison, prison. And she was telling me how people would just like, or not me. You do not want to go to state prison. I'm pretty sure Orange is the New Black is state prison. They like shit on the floor and shit. There's crazy shit that happens. Yeah, no. Federal prison, it's like, there's like,

It's like it's a camp. She said that some of her friends, not her friends, but like her prison. I don't fucking know. Gathered their period blood in a bowl and poured it on a bitch in fucking prison. I'd be really upset if that happened to me.

I'd end it all right there. There's nothing I could live for if that happened. But yeah, iPads, that's good. I mean, when I was in court one time, my lawyer told me that if I went to jail, it'd be like fun jail and like federal fun jail. Some people, honest to God, I think about that all the time. Like if I were like,

like maybe homeless or something I feel like I would want to go to jail right just to like have a place to stay do you think the jail culture imagine having like a forced routine in your life I honestly need a force no jail would literally jail would save my life if you think about it because I'd be sober I'd be non-toxic my problem I just need someone to force me to not be lazy I have to tell you a secret um we've I found out recently that I am in fact lazy because

I did. No. I did receive my Lyme results. So Brooke. In the mail. So Brooke. I literally don't have Lyme disease and I'm just lazy. I hate you. Like, you don't understand the cruelty. That's so insane. She's been waiting to tell me this all fucking day. I know. I'm like tearing up. I feel...

I feel like I offended the Lyme community, but I really thought I was a part of it. I wholeheartedly believed. Like, with every bone in my body, I knew that I had Lyme disease. And I was like, how am I going to work through this? What do you think about potentially just having hypochondria? That could be. But what happens is my severe, severe iron deficiency does mimic the symptoms of Lyme. So that does... Wait, I...

Wait, I have iron deficiency, and I also thought I had Lyme at one point, but in reality, we're just, like, lazy and also with iron deficiency. But I also... The supplements that I was taking, I realized I don't take them enough, so I've had that same bottle for so many years that it's, like... It's, like, they're probably... Maybe they don't work anymore. So I ordered new ones, and now I'm feeling like myself again. But you don't have Lyme disease. I'm actually so excited for you to not have Lyme disease because I swear to God... Well, I am, too. It's not like I wanted to have Lyme. I just wanted an explanation for why I felt so awful. I would literally be like, Brooke, can I borrow your shirt? And she'd be like...

Like, no, you can't wear that shirt. It's because I have Lyme disease. Or like, hey, Brooke, let's go to dinner. No, I can't because I have Lyme disease. I'm going to admit, I did milk it dry. So I do owe you a little bit of an apology. Oh, my God. I think this is the first time Brooke has ever apologized to me on the Cancer Podcast. Okay, on the Cancer Podcast. Not in general.

Girl, you better be glad you clarified that one. I apologize all the time. We actually took a week off. I took a week off. We didn't technically take a week off. We just filmed a podcast that Tana didn't like very much. Well, we, I mean, it kind of coincides with why I wanted to take time off. Even if I liked that one, I felt like it'd be too short once we took out all the shit that we couldn't say. Could not say. We went to Miami and we shot on a yacht and shot a yacht cast, which is so annoying that...

All we decided to talk about was my fucking toxic relationship. The potential was there, but honestly, it was a little bit embarrassing. I feel like we didn't want the people to see us that way. 100%. And then, of course, as soon as we talked about how toxic my relationship had just gotten, I actually ended up finally. That's called manifestation. Breaking up with Chris. We broke up. I'm single. That was the other reason why I kind of took a week off and didn't try to like shoot another one quick because I just wanted to like try to get back in the right headspace.

Yeah, I get that. Buenos dias, world, from the San Diego Zoo Wildlife Alliance. I'm Marco Wendt. And I'm Rick Schwartz.

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We did see him last night. It's really strange. Yeah, I mean, we hadn't seen each other since we broke up. And then I finally saw him last night for the first time. That's amazing in itself because we all have been policing bets. Like, what are the odds Chris Miles walks through the door tonight? No, 100. But I just knew that it's so far gone past the point that if he walked through the door now, I would be like...

disowned by my friends. Not because of just him, but because it's like we can't fucking stop breaking up. It's hard too because you live with everybody. Like, when I want to sneak around, I can do it and nobody has to. Oh, yeah. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Point being, I just kind of...

As much as I would love to air out the details of our breakup and continue my toxic cycle of posting absolutely everything I fucking do online, I do think that because it's like for real this time and it was actually like hurtful and shitty and shitty for the both of us. You know what I mean? I don't want to really air it out. I will say I am a fucking loyal, sexy icon, and I may or may not have caught this man doing something he shouldn't have been doing. Not me.

His dick wasn't in anything, but it was just nasty. And I was really fucking pissed. And then I got really fucking spiteful.

Spiteful as fuck. As fuck. I actually, we were at a party, basically, and I found out something he did from the person he did it with, the girl type of thing, whatever happened. But it's not, again, he didn't cheat. It was just not a good action. And also the person, he used to fuck her before we started dating. Yeah. There's a lot of like contextual things that contributed to like. And I really like her as a friend and I like her a lot. So I don't want to like.

She's just known for being really crazy and wild in LA. So it was just like a, oh, I don't know, big slap in the face. But I instantly looked at Chris and said, we're done. And then started hooking up with my other like kind of ex at the party in front of him. Break my heart in 10 pieces. Not Brooke wanting to fuck my literal ex. He's not your ex, first of all. We dated in Australia. Yeah.

But that was it. That was the only time. And it was very quick. And so I don't even really consider him an ex. We should clarify first that I am not trying to date Tana's ex. Oh, no, no, no. He's just so hot. He's so hot. And I feel like it's almost a rite of passage for everybody to get to like experience it just once. Well, he is known. He's rumored by, because he fucks a lot of girls. And like, so a lot of girls talk about this. He is known in LA for having like the biggest, packing serious heat, y'all. Biggest, biggest, biggest dick in LA. And that was why I wanted to do it too, because I was just like, I could use a giant horse cock. I know, but that, ooh.

Come on. We went out and she was literally in a relationship. So I was so excited. He's like talking to me. He's like, he goes, Tana, can I take Brooke on a date? And she goes, I was sick. I know I actually said something way worse, but you said something way worse, but I'm not going to air you out that way. That was honestly really nice of you. I was expecting you to fully say what I said. Cause I, I stand by it. I would love to, but I don't want to look like I'm in Tana exposure. Okay.

But I mean, no, you could totally... Just know that I had the chance. You definitely have a chance. And it was out there and I've been wanting to for so long. You should give it a whirl. And then Tana was like, you know what, actually...

If it was any other night in L.A., I would have been like, give it a fucking whirl. But because I just found out my boyfriend like fucking did something, we just broke up. He also was very jealous over this person, our entire relationship. And I was very jealous over the girl that he did something with. It was a really perfect like like I said, yeah, you know what I mean? And I had a dream actually two nights before that that I sucked this guy's dick.

not my ex but this guy like the other guy that i did suck his dick like later that night so i you know what i mean my my friend was saying this to me the other day that like girls always will like have a dream and then you wake up and you're like my entire life's changed i have to do it like it's such a girl thing but i really woke up and i was like damn i should really suck his dick again but then i went into the bathroom of the club that we were at and fucked him in the bathroom she did and then took him home and fucked him again

Sorry, Chris. So hurtful. I just... I was mad. I was fucking mad and I had to get it out of my system. Since then, I've been a wholesome virgin, though. That's the only person I've hooked up with since I've been broken up. But it was 30 minutes after your breakup. That was so impressive. Get it out of my system. Right then and there. All the holes. She's agile. She is incredible. She is a natural-born talent. I mean, I just... I was sick. I was furious. I'm still fucking... I get that, though. Like, the rage that just, like, comes over you. I...

girl i would do anything right you know what i mean and it was just like and i we already had just been like fighting so much about so much stuff so it's like that was just like i was like oh my god yeah i'm getting on my knees in the middle of this bar i wish i had had a situation like that that's what i should have done at that night at poppy but yeah 100 speaking of that night at poppy actually we told this story on the last hannah brooke cast right about um brooke's

boo on and off boo thing hooking up with a girl that we knew and then I like post her and whatever everyone on earth thought it was Alyssa Violet and Sammy Wilk they thought the story was about Alyssa Violet and Sammy Wilk all my comments are like so Brooke hates Alyssa Violet all the comments are like so Brooke's fucking Sammy Wilk Sammy Wilk is so hot and trust me if that were if that were the guy we're talking about I would honestly probably like I'd be so much but unfortunately it's not he's like

really, really like in deep with like one of my best friends right now. It's not that deep. Sorry. Oh my God. I'm literally just in like go mode. I've been, I've been bad. You're going to jail. I'm sorry. With you. Get it? Oh my God. I'm like, um, come on over. Yeah. Um, no, but so everyone thought that that story was about Alyssa. I wish it was about Sammy Wilk. Honestly. So hot. It's not about, um, Alyssa Violet at all. It's about this other girl. Um,

Whore! I'm just kidding. It's really interesting because this is fucked up to say. Well, tell me if this is fucked up, actually. Let me ask you, okay? Do you ever... So I met this girl, right? That your story was about. Kind of on a...

It wasn't a double date, but it was like we met up somewhere with a bunch of other people, but then, like, us four were hanging out, and it was me and Chris and this girl that you're talking about and her current boyfriend. Right. And even from the moment I saw him, I was like, I think I love you. You know what I mean about this guy? Like, I just... And we were... I won't say... Did I already say where we were at? No. I won't say where we were at because I don't want to, like, expose it. But, like, him and I were just vibing in that moment, whatever. And so...

I will tell me if this is wrong, okay? And like, I know you will. I will do this thing where it's like, let's say I meet a girl and a guy and they're either dating or they're breaking up or they're exes or whatever. If I think the guy is hot and the girl is trying to get close to me, even if I like her and would want to be her friend, I will go out of my way to kind of dodge her and purposefully not get as close. Yeah, because if you know that like in the future you have intent at all

To fuck her man. You don't want to eventually be her friend. Yeah. So I like from day one have like, she'll always ask me to hang out. She'll always FaceTime me. She'll always do a bunch of shit. And I'll like purposefully not engage as much as I would in a normal situation because I've known that I always wanted her man. Buenos dias world from the San Diego Zoo Wildlife Alliance. I'm Marco Wendt. And I'm Rick Schwartz.

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I don't know. It is wrong. Like, I do think it's wrong, but it's, like, not that wrong. I mean, I just, it's not like, it's not like it was my friend and I stopped being her friend. No, but the thing is, it's right, like, where you are right is, like, purposefully not getting close with her because, like, obviously that's going to be a problem in the future. That's, like, a problem that I'm having right now. You know, I have, like, this huge crush on this guy who's, like, half-gating a girl that I'm, like,

well acquainted with. I thought you were going to full circle it and say you have a huge crush on my horse cock ex, but continue, sorry. I wish. But continue. But...

You keep telling me, like, why would you not just do it? And I'm like, well, it's, like, awkward because I've been in situations where I was there with both of them and they were together. Yeah. And, like, that just makes me feel guilty because it's like I obviously know about them. Well, I think we all know that you definitely feel more guilt than me. More guilt than the average person. I feel more guilt than anyone. Because the guiltiest person I know. She, like, wakes up with guilt for nothing. It's so funny. And I'm kind of opposite. I'm like, I don't really give a fuck unless it's like that. I'm, like, the guiltiest person of all time. I always feel like I've just killed somebody. But also, to be fair, I mean...

We can attest to this from our story that we said last, the story that you told last week about what she did to you. I don't really think she might be the best friend to me. And I do think he's a good guy. - Listen, this is what I'll tell you about her. This is how I feel. This is my opinion.

I feel as though she will do anything to increase her follower count and stay relevant in the social media space right now. And I feel like that's her main priority. I found out something about her doing that actually. Like when she's choosing her friends, that's what she's thinking. So I don't feel like that's like a loyal friend who's just trying to get to know you. Yeah, and honestly, sorry. He's a 10, bro.

I got to do what I got to do. And he's hot, and she's dated 17 people since then, so I really don't actually think that she cares that much. Okay, honestly, I love that entire conversation. I feel, like, fully vindicated. So this past week, we celebrated two birthdays, the first one being Hunter's. Happy birthday, Hunter. Happy birthday, Hunter. We actually spent the entire Yacht Cast trying to, like, vindicate him because Brooke and I realized we dug ourselves into a deep hole. Yeah, it was really, like...

And I get where it came from, because if I had heard that story as like an innocent bystander, I'd be like, wow, that guy's fucking awful. Yeah, but we yeah. So we're referring to the fact that on the podcast with Lila, we told the story about Hunter that painted him in a very awful light. And don't get me wrong, like it's a true story, but we also played it up a lot. It was a true story.

story but we like there's a lot of things that go into that that you don't really think about like first of all all the awful things that we've done to Hunter that was like and I guess that sometimes you and I also forget the fact that like a lot of comments kept saying like so all of their friend group is just them being shitty to each other and they think that's like quirky and cute and I was kind of like well like 10% that's like true I mean like it's like we're all

We all definitely, you know, we all have moments where we're all a little, you know, forgetful or we fuck something up or we're shitty. And that was... I think all of us have like lapses where we're just like, we think selfishly and we act selfishly. Yeah. The thing that we did get wrong about that story, though, is that he, like, we were like, okay, he got all these people tickets. He got...

and he got Nisha tickets. And then Robert and all of them bought their own tickets. Okay, I guess fair. I guess fair. No, I'm just kidding. But I mean, actually, like, at the end of the day, it just, it ended up causing a lot of problems because Hunter was literally getting, like, tens of thousands of death threats. And, like, that sucks. Well, it just, it was awful. And the way that Hunter, like, explained it to me, like, because I came at him privately and was like, like, why would you not invite us? Like, that's mean. And I want to go. Obviously, Pete Davidson was there. I want to go. Yeah.

And what he, like the way he explained it to me was like, how could I possibly invite you and not everybody? Like if he invited me, you'd be mad. You didn't get invited. If he invited you and I, Ari would get mad he wasn't invited. And it was just like, there's too many of us. I was honestly just happy as well that I did end up going because Monson was there and that would have been the most awkward interaction of literally my entire life. I love you Monson. Right.

Right. No, but the point being is it's like we just like we love Hunter to death and he's our best friend no matter what. And we all have moments where we like do things like that. I think when he finally comes back on the podcast, we should just let him tell like eight fucking stories where we sucked. So people realize like we all love each other. We all have a little lapse now and again and like stop death threatening him. But anyways, to make up for that. If Hunter dies, we both die.

110%. Hunter had a birthday party at our house and it was very, very, very lit. It was really fucking fun. It was really fun. The house you have right now, I think that's my favorite house so far that you've had four parties. Yeah.

Because it's like your last house was just too big where it was like no one could be all like confined in one area. Yeah, or like 500 people would show up because everyone knew where it was. Yeah, and there was literally like seven floors. So like people were in every bedroom, every corner of the house. And it was like, and it was so far up in the hill, like no one could get there. This house is great because it's like everybody's all in one place. It's a very organized.

open like backyard. It was and it was just an amazing group of people because I feel like when I throw a party for like me or even you or just like more L.A. people like everyone comes. But we kind of set this up as like if you know Hunter come. So it just ended up being like all of our closest friends and the dopest people in L.A. Sexy motherfuckers. So many sexy motherfuckers. I made out with Jeff Wittek at this party. That hurts. And I the only reason I'm saying that because we kissed on camera first. He's so

And I never thought that would happen, right? Like, I always jokingly flirt with Jeff when I see him. And then he fucking showed up to my, I hate that I'm saying this as a pickle. Like, he's going to watch this clip and never fucking. This is getting clipped off. You're going to be on TikTok Pickle Rick talking about Jeff Wooden. No, 100%. I mean, I just never thought Jeff would ever kiss me, let alone multiple times.

I'm like, Jeff, what's going on? Like, you know what I mean? And then he showed up and he was like, I'm not fucking David. I fucking want you. Like he was just being like bold as fuck. And then we kissed on camera. He is. I love how like straightforward he is. Like he has the best sense of humor in that way. Like he's just like funny. So hot. Yeah. My love for David might be transferring over to Jeff, which is kind of good because if you think about it with everything that's happened between them, Jeff almost needs more love than David.

yeah i'll save you baby no just me jeff's hot but jeff jeff is too hot like in my opinion like where i would never i know he's like pretty like you know your man is prettier than you he's like that type for sure yeah yeah just like i it almost in my opinion it's like jeff actually is hot with a good personality so that's like a rare find but i almost feel like those people are reserved for like the kylie jenner's of the world speaking that's actually so true

Like it's you pick one or the other and I choose personality. But I feel like he has like a lot of trauma. But I also think that's so hot. So it's like, God, that's perfect. I love. Yes. I love a little trauma bond. Speaking of hot and so funny, Pete Davidson, you just brought him up. What about him? I just thought about this and I haven't talked about it at all. And I've been getting thousands of tweets asking my opinion on it. Oh, my God. I called you about this yesterday. I forgot. Pete Davidson played Jake Paul on SNL. Who's Jake Paul?

Fair fucking point. The way that Pete Davidson or Jake Paul could also see this, and I just think this is horrible. You are the cutest pickle I ever saw. Well, thank God you think that. I'm also a sloth. You're a hot pickle. I should have been a sloth for Halloween, a slutty sloth. Played into that joke. I'm actually just so glad that you didn't. I'm actually very glad I didn't do that as well. That hurts me a lot because the more that Pete Davidson...

interacts about Jake Paul makes me feel like he has seen some form of inkling of my existence because if you're playing someone you're also researching them you're like researching their life if you google him like I'm coming up like you know what I mean it makes me think I feel like he would know who you you're everywhere I mean one time at MGK's birthday I was like hi and he's like hi Tana but I don't think that means fucking any daddy

Like, you know what I mean? I'm just saying I think that he definitely has probably seen me in a light like that and been like, ugh. Like, all chances are just out the window after him playing Jake Paul on SNL, I feel like. Yeah, that was super embarrassing when you married him. It's super, yeah. I'm just kidding. I know you don't feel that way, but. No, I do. I'm getting, I'm trying to, okay. Yeah.

I don't even know him like that. I just talk a lot of shit about him because I feel like he was awful to you. Fair enough. We see a Logan Paul on this podcast. Speaking of being awful and Hunter's birthday, not that Hunter was awful, just in tune. But do you know, I got mad at Hunter again after his birthday, actually. No, but this one, like I'm wrong here. I just want to tell the story because it's so fucking annoying to me. But it's like I can't be annoyed because I know I'm wrong. You know what I mean? What'd you do? So when Chris Miles and I broke up,

he left a suitcase of all of his clothes from us being in Miami at my house. And I was mad for several, several reasons. And I felt like I had a right to be mad. And unfortunately, when I'm mad, I get a little petty. And so he was kind of asking for his suitcase of all of his stuff back. And I kept saying, like, no, no, like you can get it later. I don't know when you picked that up, but that's been your move for the past three months. With Chris? Is withholding his belongings. Yes.

I think that it's sad because it's like when you think someone's going to abandon you or leave you, you like do things to like stop them from that. And I realize that. No, I do get it. But it's like...

But that's when the light switch finally flipped. It was just like, you don't want to be with someone where you're always afraid that they're going to like leave you and block you. Like, you know what I mean? And I'm not saying that against him. I know he has like a lot of, like I have issues too. Like I'm not saying it like that. I'm just saying. But this one wasn't because I was afraid he was going to leave. It was more so just like, have fun with your whores. You can get your fucking Miami pants back in a month. You know what I mean? And that was how I really felt. And then Amari and I were actually going to take all of his clothes out, fill the suitcase with Orbeez and then tell him it was outside. In jail. Yeah.

And I like, I bought the Orbeez. I was like this close, but then I was like, that's a little too far. I didn't do it. I didn't do it. Um, I got less mad over a couple of days, you know, Amari is still just as mad. Um, I'll get into that in a second, but, um,

Hunter, Chris texted Hunter asking for his suitcase back and Hunter being the good fucking guy he is. Hunter also didn't know this was like my whole plan. Left Chris's suitcase outside and honestly good for Hunter. Very make sure your friends are okay of him. Him and Chris are like great friends. Here's the thing. I feel like when you do something like that, it's like,

That's like implying that you don't think it's really over because that's like that you want to see him again or you want to have like have an excuse to see him again. And if you really thought that it was like, OK, this is it, that's over. You would just give a shit back and not care. You're literally right. And I had to just accept that. And I probably would. It'd probably still be in my fucking closet right now. But I'm glad Hunter did that in hindsight because. Buenos dias world from the San Diego Zoo Wildlife Alliance. I'm Marco Wendt. And I'm Rick Schwartz.

And we're your hosts for season three of Amazing Wildlife, a show from iHeartRadio Ruby Studio and the global conservation organization behind the San Diego Zoo and the San Diego Zoo Safari Park. Listen as we dive into the efforts here in San Diego and spotlight the heroes working worldwide to care for the species you know and love. Listen to Amazing Wildlife on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

We went to Boa for Amari's birthday dinner and he fucking blacked out of his mind, as one does on their birthday. This is like the drunkest Amari's been all year for sure. And then we leave Boa and the paparazzi's outside asking me about my relationship and Amari...

continuously, not once, not twice. Two and a half times. Two and a half times. Chris Miles is broke. And I'm sitting there drunk being like, I just want to be friends. Like, I think he's a great guy. Like, you know, I just want to move on and like, we'll be friends. Amari comes in, Chris Miles is broke. Oh my God. The second it happened, I got in the car and I just go.

Like, that's going to be so fucking bad tomorrow. I mean, it's not your fault. Like, you can't be responsible for what someone else is doing drunk. But... I debated punching him up, Rotsy, and stealing his SD card, though, for sure. Yeah, well, it's just like, that's like, it's a low blow for sure. It didn't come from your mouth, so it really doesn't matter. But, like... Yeah, Chris Miles called me the next day, like...

utterly so upset. He unfollowed Amari and Amari's boyfriend on everything. It's so funny, too, because Amari woke up, comes to my room, and Amari's mad as fuck. And I'm like, why are you mad? And he's like, why the fuck would Chris Miles unfollow me? Like, I know I said that, but I'm like...

How are you going to be mad that he's mad when you yelled that he's motherfucking broke to the paparazzi? Yeah, like it would have been. Honestly, that would have been hysterical. And we would have like like I would have been so excited about that. Had it been like any other guy you've ever dated. That's so true. But I just think Chris is so like he. Like a Brad Sousa is broke. Obviously he's been. Yeah, Brad Sousa is broke, babe. But still so hot.

Chris Miles, Brad Sousa. Chris has done his wrong. Okay, he's not perfect. I'm not here to make him sound like an angel. But out of all the guys you've dated, I think Chris Miles is definitely everyone's favorite. All of us saw him last night and all of us were like... You know what he said to Ari? He goes... It was actually really sad. He goes, I feel like we got divorced and I have you for the night.

I know. And then he kept saying he'll be like Ari's stepdad and shit. I was like, yeah, stepdad. No, I'm just kidding. We actually had a great night last night. Chris performed a bunch of songs about me. I avoided. We hosted. I know. I couldn't believe you missed it. What I will say is I missed it. Baby, I was hiding from it. See, I couldn't have done that, though. Had like, you know, my little. Yeah, my little guy had been performing. I would have been there. I would have been there. Yeah. But I mean, all of Chris's music that he performed was like about me. And it was just like I didn't want the crowd to see me like.

They saw me, Paige, Kyla, Ari in the front. Like why? I mean, like I support him always, you know, 100%. It's funny because so last night we went to an event that our friend, I should like preface all of this, that my best friend, you're a great friend, our best friend, Diablo was putting on and like Ethan performed, Lil Mosey performed, Koma.

just a bunch of rappers and like that type of like trap vibe, whatever. And Chris was one of the performers. And then I got put on it to host it. And it's funny because we had the baddest scandal all week because I had Diablo make Chris a flyer with his name and me a flyer with my name. And both of our flyers didn't have each other's names. I heard that you got him removed from the lineup. Well, everyone just,

like the press yeah like took that and fucking ran with it like i was okay yeah then clarified that because i was like she's evil no no everyone was saying that they're like you're such an asshole you got him removed from a show he was performing on first like whatever and i think chris thought that too no it was just that at the time i'm now no longer like mad i do forgive him but i was like furious at him and i was like i'm not gonna fucking promote him any further like

I want like my own flyer or whatever. But then, so then we all went to the event. Chris performed. I hosted. It was so much fucking fun. It was a lot of fun. I left, you know, I left. So there was a performer on the lineup. A guy I talked to kind of at the beginning of quarantine. Wait. I told you about this. Did you leave to fuck him? No, no, no. Oh, I thought you did. No. I met him last night. I was like, my friend Brooke has a lot of nice things to say about you. That's awful that you said that. What?

Because so I so the very beginning of quarantine, I saw honestly, this is like it's such a such a thirsty Brooke moment. I watched his genius like I watch all the like yellow background lyrics explained videos. My favorite is the Gabby Hanna monster one. You know I'm a monster. Oh my gosh, she's so funny. So I watched this thing and I was like, you know, he's kind of cute. So I DM'd him.

We started hanging out and we were hanging out for like a while and he's like, he was a cool guy. Like I really liked him, whatever.

He looks like like Caillou. He does. I hate the way he looks. He, well, you know what? I wish he had face tats. We know by now that looks are not a priority for Brooke Schofield. Yeah, me either. He had a great personality. He was like, he was just a cool guy. He's really talented, whatever. So I was like all excited. And all of a sudden he just like disappears off the face of the earth. Come to find out he had a fling.

full girlfriend that entire time. You have to stop pickling, doing your thing with your pickle because it's making me. I'm actually so sorry. I drink a lot of Red Bull and I have anxiety because I'm sober. You're so fidgety. You're a big crackhead. And I don't have my puff. Like normally that's my ADHD fidget thing. Oh my God. I should have noticed. I've been like so, like my lungs have been so clear this whole time. Visual listeners. So anyway, he had a secret girlfriend this whole time, but she was long distance. So he like was able to just like get away with that. And so shady. Okay. So he ended up moving to another state.

because like property taxes or something like i don't know why and in well in quarantine he was just spending so much money to live here and he went and got this like insane house in another state can't say the state i don't want to like incriminate him yeah but fucking cheater but you said he was a lineup so he gets back no he so he cut he's with this girl like he has like a whole ass girlfriend and i'm seeing them together now on instagram i'm like maybe i don't think i'm like i don't think they ever broke up it doesn't matter

No. But that's on him. No. No, you're not a homewrecker and I'm not here to condemn anyone for homewrecking. Well, who knows? Maybe they could have been like on a break or something. I don't know. But like a few months ago, he was in town. Yeah. And he texted me. He's like, hey, I'm in LA. Like, what are you doing? And I was like, let's go to dinner or whatever. So we go to dinner and we're on our way to dinner. The way you went to dinner with this man is so famous. Like, is he not afraid of getting like feted out? No, he doesn't. He's not like a like a paparazzi thing. He has huge songs, but no one knows who he is. Oh, gee.

And he, I'm in the car, I'm sitting in the car and he gets a text on his little screen. On CarPlay? On, yeah, on the Bluetooth. And it goes like, okay, babe, talk to you later. No, did you say, did you just sit there or did you say something? I just pretended I didn't see it. Oh, you're like, you're the bigger person. Well, because like, what was I going to do? Get out? Like, I just pretended I didn't see it. So I was like, oh my God. So I text Jazzy, my, at the time she was my roommate. Yeah. And I text her and I'm like,

I need you to get me out of this situation. And Jazzy's the best for that shit. So she literally was like, she calls me, she's like, he just broke up with me. She didn't have a boyfriend. Now she's married. Jazzy's the friend who's not married. She calls me and she's like, please. She pretends sobbing and she's like crying. And I hang up and I'm like,

And I played it so well. I was like, oh, it's OK. Like, I don't have to go like she'll be fine or whatever. And he's like, wait, like, I mean, she's really sad, like whatever. And I was like, oh, yeah, you're right. I should go. So I had him drop me off back at home and I just literally we never even went to dinner or anything. Never. That's actually fucking. We were only together for like 30 minutes. But as soon as I saw the text, I was like, I'm not like that's awful. Carplay is the devil, though. I will say that I've had so many of my life's.

moments. You're bold as fuck to keep your text coming up on CarPlay if you're gonna have some other girl in your car. Like, literally this girl lives with him in his house in a whole different state. It's like, yeah. It's like, what do you think? I'm like, and they're so public on social media. So it's like,

All I have to do is I don't I don't even follow him really anymore. He like randomly DM me that time and he was just like, oh, let's just grab dinner. And I thought it was like friendly. So I was like, oh, that'd be fine. But it was just weird. That's honestly really fucking weird. But yeah, he was there last night. I don't even fucking know. But I saw. Oh, sorry. That was the most important part of the thing. He showed up with her last night. She was there. Yeah.

They were together kissing, holding hands. And I literally, I couldn't even acknowledge him. I was literally just like, because what was I going to do? I was dressed as like the slittiest powerpuff girl of all time. And she was in like a respectable outfit. So I was like, I can't.

say hi to him. Like they were, and I just looked at him and you don't know what happened because you didn't, like, I don't think at the time you even knew who he was, but you dragged me past him, literally like hit him. Like I was like, oh my God. Now I feel absolutely horrible for looking at him while his girlfriend was standing next to him and saying, my friend Brooke has said really great things about you. Well, I left the second that they got there because I was like, oh, is that why you left? Did you go fuck your ex last night? I don't really think we even have to talk about that at all.

It's the way that I did after seeing Chris Miles last night. We, like, all went to a party, and then Kyla lives in the same complex as him. And so, like, we were just, like, all hanging out for a second, and then I, like, went to bed. You don't know Chris Miles last night? How are you going to talk shit to me? No, but everyone knew because Amari, being the terrible person he is, tracked my location and sent it to the group chat. Like, Tana's at his apartment complex. The one that we're all in. It happened last night. Oh, I was busy. Right. Right.

And it's the way that everyone fucking condemned the absolute shit out of me for even remotely hanging out with him. And then Brooke is just out here. Oh, my God. It's OK. Whatever. No, I didn't. We all do anything bad. No, it was OK. I love a good revisit. Listen, he's been blocked for a month. Everybody. Everybody's sending me nice messages that I like should be. But.

above him and better than him, whatever. He really... Well, now you're under him and over him and on top of him. No, I wasn't. And behind him. We're friends. He's unblocked because he really, he made a good case. She's like, we're friends. He really... Stop. Stop.

He really, like... He made a good case for the 18th time. Really? You're right. I sound so stupid. It's okay, though. I love you. And obviously, who am I to talk about being on and off with anyone? So do your thing. You guys, I can't help it. This is my first bad situation. I loved that. I loved that sympathy moment. It is. Nice.

um i also forgot to say that adamari's birthday after he was blacked out like this i i'm going out of order i'm sorry but after he was so blacked out after the chris miles video he got into the car and we went to fucking hide and keep in mind we are there for his birthday like he has a table like a sign coming like it's his fucking birthday and that's the only reason any of us are there like i was so over this was after hunter's party after his dinner the night before like

everything, you know what I mean? And so we're there and I'm just like, we're at Hyde, whatever. Amari walks in, he's blacked out. Kyla's new boyfriend, Kyla's in a relationship. Kyla has a boyfriend. That's what really gets me is that Kyla and Paige both are in relationships now. Yeah, both of my assistants are together. And they literally have like two hours per week of time and I have nothing but time and no one will date me. Well, I mean, at least you have a single friend named Anna A.,

Anyway, Kyla's boyfriend was asking Amari to take a shot. Amari was like, I want a tequila double shot. And it's like, Ty's like, I don't think you should do that. And he's like, no, I want it. He was already like literally speaking Rubik's Cube. No, literally. And keep in mind that like it's his birthday. So obviously everyone's like, well, if he fucking wants it, just fucking have it, whatever. And they go to the bar to take a fucking shot. And keep in mind, I bought Amari a Chrome Hearts fit and off white shoes for his birthday. And he was wearing it. Um.

So fucking expensive. He takes the double shot and then begins projectile vomiting in Hyde. I'm talking like projectile. And then a bouncer or a server standing in front of him and a bouncer standing next to him. The bouncer is a grown fucking man and goes, oh.

And like backs up and like, like keep in mind that their job is to like secure someone. But it was such a projectile vomit that this grown man bouncer was scared. I'm picturing like pitch perfect. No, listen to this though. And then he gets the tray that they carry drinks out on. I'm talking a flat tray. The flat tray. And just starts puking onto the flat metal tray. And it's like water falling over the tray.

And then they carry him out. He ruins off my shoes. He ruins the Chrome Heart fit. And then I'm just there at the club. I'm already... With another one of my exes who I also went home with. Which one? God. Yeah, the one that I'm like in love with but can't ever talk about because the situation's too near and dear to my heart. The only person I've ever successfully dated fully secretly to. Nailed it. Wait, you want to know a fun fact? What? So...

The other night, he was there. This guy that Tana secretly dated successfully. He was there the other night. And I was thinking about him. Because I knew him before I knew you. Really? Yeah. Oh, yeah. And, like, when I first met you, I went to your 21st birthday party. Like, the MTV thing. Yeah. Like, it's not that we had just met. But, like, we weren't that good of friends at that time. And I DM'd. Oh. Sorry. Sorry.

It's okay. You can just bleep it. You can just bleep it. You can just bleep it. I DM'd him that night and I go, your friend Hunter is so hot. Do you know that he actually told me that the other night? Yes. My first interaction with Brooke was her trying to get set up with Hunter. That wasn't in my first interaction. Because he was trying to get set up with Savannah.

He also told me that. I know, which just breaks my heart now. I know, but, like, come on. If I married him... If I married him in 10 years when it's time to settle down, he's not, like... He's not in the public eye. He just, like, does stocks and, like, does his own little thing and whatever. If I fucking married him in 10 years, I would. He's, like, my best friend. He's my favorite person. It's ridiculous. And I want to say more things that happened, but that's all I can say. You can't. But I just thought that was the funniest thing because I literally, the first interaction... Like, I was literally, like, why...

Why would you not introduce me to Hunter? He's so hot. So funny. And now it's just so funny because it's like, yeah. Buenos dias world from the San Diego Zoo Wildlife Alliance. I'm Marco Wendt. And I'm Rick Schwartz.

And we're your hosts for season three of Amazing Wildlife, a show from iHeartRadio Ruby Studio and the global conservation organization behind the San Diego Zoo and the San Diego Zoo Safari Park. Listen as we dive into the efforts here in San Diego and spotlight the heroes working worldwide to care for the species you know and love. Listen to Amazing Wildlife on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

Speaking of keeping things off the internet, I've been off the internet for eight months and I came back today. Yay. Congratulations. It's the only thing I want applause for. She's a YouTube superstar. I'm actually like it's that posting a YouTube video today is like the happiest I've been doing anything in fucking eight months. I feel like it's kind of one of those things where it's like you go, you go a while and you forget that it makes you happy. So then when you do it, you're like, oh my God.

Yeah, and I was just so depressed that it's like, you know, when you're so depressed, you can't do fucking anything that you love. And I didn't want to like be half-assed. Well, it's like forced when you're that, like when you're in a bad place. It's like, okay, like what am I going to do? Pretend to be like funny and not be. Exactly. And especially like it's one thing on TikTok and shit, but I was saying this in the video. Yeah, it's like short form, but like when your videos are always like

really long, like, actual, like, looks into, like, your day. And, like, yeah. The top comment was so sad, too. Today it was, like, she finally doesn't have that look in her eyes, like, where she's just, like, glazed over and not there and, like, hates everything. You know, I read a comment. Well, I read a comment. They were talking about how on the podcast we look like, or, like, we're, like, a little slow motion. I'm, like, sorry we drink a lot. I've done so many things to my brain in this life. But it does make me happy because, like, I feel like that's, like, old school Tana, like, you being, like, really, like,

Energetic. Super high energy. Like I see all the, you're like my whole for you page. And it's like, like you, like old Tana being like, and like, yeah, it's like crazy. I know. I said that in the video too. I always see videos of me just like, and I like being so happy and young on YouTube. And I remember really thinking like, fuck, I don't ever want to lose that person again. Sort of like be back there means so much to me. It's funny. We're talking about being high energy where we're both just dead. You're a pickle and I'm a jewel. Yeah, no, I'm not.

Last night was just till like 1am and then I had like an early morning meeting. I went to bed at 8am. You rode your ex's dick until 8am. No, no, no. We watched movies. Right. We did. I could tell you every movie we watched. If I make a couple up.

No, really. I actually didn't. I really was like, we watched like Dune. But with that being said, also back on YouTube, I came back because a bunch of weird shit's been happening lately where I feel like my stalker's back and I kind of went into that shit. And it's funny because the other night at dinner, Brooks, I was like, I think my stalker's back. And what'd you say? You said my grandma said that when she was on drugs. Okay. Wow.

No, well, I had... No, no, she was joking. I was. Well, she really did say that. That's fair. I mean, I have a confirmed stalker, I promise. And so all this stuff has been happening where I felt like my stalker was back. I actually said his name, his real name in my YouTube video because I like feel that. That was crazy. I got a lot of DMs about that today. I guess people found his like new Twitter or something. I want to see if it's real. So yeah, if I die, it's at the hands of William. His only likes are your tweets. Yeah.

Oh my God, I wonder if it's really him. He's from Henderson, Nevada. That's where I'm from. He is from there. He's in my second grade class, but I also don't believe it. His thing is like Twitter 506. No, but his Twitters have always been like super cryptic and not his name. So I don't think people could ever, ever, ever find it. And he would like a bunch of other stuff too. I would stalk it all the time, but he deleted them recently just as all this weird shit started happening to me, which was so weird because I hadn't posted about it yet. And he deleted them just as the weird shit was happening. But I said in the entire video that I thought per chance

Like I'm not confirming if I think all this weird shit is my stalker or not. But it just like kind of points to that. But it could be a ghost vibe, a haunted vibe.

And then I found out yesterday that a 102 year old woman died in my house. The last person to live there. Well, not my house, but she lived on the property in a house. They tore it down and built my house. Yeah, she died. They tore her house down and then they rebuilt. That's why that's why her house doesn't fit into her neighborhood at all. Just like one of my house is like a sore thumb. Sticks out like a sore thumb in the neighborhood entirely. But I mean, like it's. But if I was a ghost, I would be fucking pissed. Yeah, but she's not. She's not mad at you.

She's not. You didn't tear her house. But I don't want to live with an angry ghost. She's not angry. She's just disappointed. Page. Page. Benefit of the doubt broke over here. See, I have like, for some reason, this sounds so stupid. You're a devil's advocate. Well, no, like ghosts are like, most ghosts I feel like would be like happy.

I don't. Or, like, they're not mean. Like, what are the odds that your ghost happened to be, like, a malicious bitch? Well, I lied was written on my shower. Confirm that no one else did it. No, but you did lie. You totally wrote that. I do lie sometimes, but I did not write that. And it was confirmed that no one else fucking did it. So it's very weird to me. It's also Paige came in the house the other day alone, and she heard whistling upstairs, like, dead as day. That's creepy as fuck. And then she, like...

And then she left. Like, no one was home. She knew where all of us were. Hell no. And then she left and she told Lila and she begged Lila not to tell me because she was so scared that she felt like her being that scared would make me so scared. And it's completely true. Last night I slept at Kyla's apartment. Tonight, who knows where I'll fucking sleep. At this point, I'm just like, I have an empty bedroom. Miss you, Jazzy. I will literally fucking sleep. They're like, I'm scared to sleep in my own house. It's so fucking creepy. It's ridiculous. But I mean, whatever. Whatever. It's either a stalker or a ghost. Both are great things to be happening. I'd rather have a ghost than a stalker by far. You know what's crazy? What?

What? You'd rather have a stalker than a ghost? Maybe. No, I mean, I guess a ghost is better because I know they can't kill me. A ghost can't do as much like physical. Yeah. I know. A stalker is way scarier than a ghost. I'm just used to having a stalker since like second grade and paranormal shit actually scares me. I really feel bad for you for that one. It's shitty. It's like, think about it from second grade and now it's like all I've ever really known is William. I love being able to say his name. It's so weird. Hey, William.

hey william hey no don't do that okay sorry um take it back um who's changing chris miles's tattoo to katana oh my god chris miles actually fully um we went back and forth and when he first found out that i hooked up with my ex that night he was like i'm covering the tattoo you did it and then honestly kind of adorable i think

it's like, it's cute. Like when he finally realized that we might actually be broken up forever, he texted me this whole paragraph and then ends it with, and I'm keeping the tattoo. Like maybe I'll need it in the future. And a bunch of shit like that. And I literally was crying. He said something last night along the lines of like, we need this break. I'm like, baby, it's not a break. But,

But it does make me feel bad. What I want from you guys, so, like, more than anything is for you guys to actually be able to be friends. But think about all my exes that are my friends. I always hook up with them. Yeah. It is a good point that you're making right now because there's no such thing as just being friends with you. At all. And I don't even know that line. Like, I already fuck my friends, so it's like, no, you're my ex and my friend. Like, we're fucking. There is if you're with someone new. Like, I feel like if I were, like, with, like, really, like, actually...

like involved with someone else, I wouldn't be still like hooking up with what's his name. But I guess that's true. Yeah, Brooke, I really we should do a bachelorette for Brooke or like a speed dating on the place. You guys, I really need I want her to be over him so bad. Buenos dias world from the San Diego Zoo Wildlife Alliance. I'm Marco Wendt and I'm Rick Schwartz.

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So I feel like we're going to wrap this up soon because we have a lot of Halloweening to do. Last night was really fun being Powerpuff Girls. By far our sluttiest costume. All of our like pussy lips were out. So I'm honestly glad that the sluttiest costume was like at that event because I don't want to be around like anyone like that. I want to like date me and be like that fucking naked. No, I was on stage hosting this event in that. And I several, several fans showed me videos of like my literal butthole.

Like, it was like, it was definitely intense. But I love slutty costumes. Like, I'll take it as far as possible. I loved our costumes last night. I thought that was so cute. But we're matching all week. I know we are. Tonight we're being Barbie. I have to be blonde again. I'm going to throw it back to Mindy time. I'm actually so excited for you to be fucking blonde with me, though. That's really exciting. I know. I'm going to pick up a full lace front from Lila. I'm carrying around a Barbie box tonight. She's going to, I can't even be around her. I know this is going to be so humiliating because I know she's going to be knocking people out left and right. Like, she's wearing a, like a,

like Kylie Jenner's like Barbie box. It's huge. Like you have to hold it with both hands. It's like metal poles. It's literally fucking huge. So obnoxious. And like imagine like people who just walk around with like wings like ruin parties for people. No, it's last night people with wings. I kept seeing them like hit everyone. I don't know what to do about it. I think I'm gonna end up taking photos. I think you take photos with the box, but just make sure you have a good Barbie outfit. Otherwise, like where it's like obvious that you're Barbie. I think it won't be obvious, but I'm just gonna be a pink slut. Yeah. Yeah.

That's fine. You're going to be obvious. It's going to be obvious. You know, honestly. And I'm going to be with you and I'm going to be blonde. So we're both going to be. It's going to be obvious. It'll look like we're Barbies. I guess that's true. Because I mean, I cannot carry on this box all night. I don't want to be blonde at all. You can't hook up with anyone in the box. You can't take shots in the box. You can't really smoke. Well, imagine me like getting home with some guy tonight and having to take off a full wig. That's so embarrassing. That's so much less embarrassing than saying like.

I'm sorry. I'm in my box. What do you mean? That's being in a box is not embarrassing. It's very COVID safe, though. So that's good. But and then Wednesday, we're being my favorite fucking costume on this planet. Or Thursday is Wednesday. That's going to I'm.

That's your favorite costume. It's my least favorite costume. Really? Well, just because I don't really like have it together yet. But I just love the I love what it is. We're being Hannah Montana and Miley Stewart. And I am so. It is going to be cute. We're driving to Malibu to the actual Hannah Montana house to shoot it. Are they going to let us do that? People do it all

time on tiktok like it's definitely like a trespassy vibe but like i'm i'm here for it if my instagram looks great i will trespass for it you know okay um i think it's a little strange because i dated her sister and i think her sister's gonna have i do think about that a little bit because like i remember last year you got to be like kim and who were you in paris with noah and now this year and kim acknowledged it but like if miley were to see this one she'd be like huh

I mean, Miley always, like, she just sent me a package. She, like, acknowledges me. She's really nice to me. She's, like, my, like, Jesus. I mean, yeah, she was always my idol growing up, which definitely made it strange when I, like, fell in love with her sister. That is tough. But, like...

It's an iconic costume. I could see it being weird, though. I could definitely see getting like a Noah text. Do you think that she's going to be like, bitch, what the fuck? It's the way that Noah is also going to see this. And I'm dressed as a pickle. This is the worst episode to like reference. But you look like the cutest pickle. It's just I appreciate it. But there's nothing about your ex seeing you dressed as a pickle that's enticing. Yeah, it is. She's going to think you're quirky. Super fucking quirky. But yeah, I'm definitely a little nervous for that reaction. But I am really excited for this. And then what else are we being together?

I think that's all. Is that all? We were going to be the Lizzie McGuire, the duo. I know, but we didn't figure it out. Yeah, I just felt like Lizzie and Lizzie and Hannah and Miley looked the same. Like, you know, Lizzie and Lizzie at the end of the movie when one of them's brunette and one's blonde. My favorite internet moment, I keep referencing, oh no, I referenced Gabbie Hanna, but it was when Trisha Paytas did that entire music video and she played both. She's such an icon. I would have her back on the podcast with you. You have to. I would have her back on the podcast.

I would love to. She just had Jordan Belfort on her podcast. How do we get him? Would you send him my DMs? He sent me DMs. He loves me. He kind of got him. It's her favorite movie. And I really want to have him on the podcast. So I'm about to ask him because he's just a fucking living legend. But it's funny because the only clip I saw, this isn't funny. It was just like so Trisha. Yeah.

her and Jordan Belfort sitting there and it's just, it's clipped. So I don't know the context, but it's her going, yeah. And then everyone called me ableist for making fun of his Tourette's, but I really wasn't. And like, and Jordan Belfort, she's like, I did see that. Like it. Wait, side note, people have been commenting on our podcast about me having Tourette's. They're like, Brooke makes me feel better about having Tourette's. I don't have Tourette's.

I don't even have Tourette's. That's not funny. I feel like we're laughing at Tourette's. It's just more funny. No, it's not, but it made me laugh kind of because it was like, do I? But I don't think I do. You know, when I was younger, actually, they did think I had Tourette's because I couldn't stop going, all the time. Whoa, I wonder if that is. But then I just stopped. I do do like weird stuff all the time, but I don't think I have Tourette's. I think I'm just quirky. Yeah.

Yo, my old manager, whenever I would say something horrible, he would just say Tourette's. That's actually kind of fucked up. Should I? I'm leaving it in. I have to go literally install a wig, so I gotta go. And I feel like we just delved into everything going on in our lives this week, and I'm just so dead, and a lot of this topic was definitely the reason I took a break last week. So, I mean...

We might do a little bit of a shorter podcast today, but thank you guys for loving us and especially loving us together. Like just you guys love a good Tana Brooke show. So I appreciate it. We love us together, too. You dig. Next week, we are coming back to you hot with a bunch of incredible guests. So I'm excited to get back on some crazy shit. But today was just a chill little Halloween day where Brooks.

Going to jail. And I'm a pickle. I'm going to jail for my actions. All right. I'm going to go get paparazzi that I ordered, just like all your other favorite celebrities. All right. And then I'm going to put all my ex's penises in my holes. And then I'll probably end up at Chris Miles' house in Brooklyn. I'll end up at the guy's house that she hooked up with last night. We love you so much. Thank you for fucking listening to Canceled. Bye. Fan Emoja is canceled. A DWE Talent Production.

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