Episode 12: One of Us was Roofied
01:03:56 Share

Prescription products require completion of an online medication consultation with an independent healthcare provider through the LifeMD platform and are only available if prescribed. Subscription required. Individual results may vary. Additional restrictions apply at LifeMD.com. Read all warnings before using GLP-1s. Side effects may include a risk of thyroid C-cell tumors. Do not use GLP-1s if you or your family have a history of thyroid cancer.

If you've struggled for years to lose weight and have given up hope, did you know you can now access GLP-1 prescription medications through LifeMD? LifeMD is now offering eligible patients online access to GLP-1s, the breakthrough prescription medication that can help you lose body fat and weight. Listen to what people are saying. Probably the easiest thing I've ever done. The medication comes in the mail and it's very easy to use. I've been able to live my normal lifestyle and I've lost 20 pounds already and I've never felt better.

It changed my life. And here's the best part. Your insurance may cover 100% of the cost of your medication. So go to TryLifeMD.com to have your eligibility checked right now. Get started today at TryLifeMD.com. That's T-R-Y-L-I-F-E-M-D.com. Buenos dias, world, from the San Diego Zoo Wildlife Alliance. I'm Marco Wendt. And I'm Rick Schwartz.

And we're your hosts for Season 3 of Amazing Wildlife, a show from iHeartRadio Ruby Studio and the global conservation organization behind the San Diego Zoo and the San Diego Zoo Safari Park. Listen as we dive into the efforts here in San Diego and spotlight the heroes working worldwide to care for the species you know and love. Listen to Amazing Wildlife on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Can't do. Don't remember doing this at all. I can only hold myself accountable. Can't do. I am Jack.

Look how good my life is. So what else? Canceled. An emoji is cancelled. Baby, you're supposed to start talking. Hello, and welcome back to another episode of Cancelled. I just chugged a lot of wine. Here's some for you. No, we're not doing all that. You don't want any wine? Well, you were already drinking tequila. Yeah, I love to mix tequila and wine. Word to Olivia O'Brien. I miss being 22. Or tequila in my wine. No? No? Okay. Hey!

Hello, canceled listeners. Today is the first ever Tana and Brooke solo podcast. I'm excited. This is the Tana and Brooke show today. No one else is here. I don't know, with Hunter gone, we were trying the whole co-host thing, but I feel like us two today, we're just going to take it on. I'm excited, but then it's like spooky because it's like a lot of times I'll just go like this.

Yeah, there's a lot of pressure on the both of us to really keep the show going. But this week has been a roller coaster. Like a lot of fucking shit has happened this week already. I agree. I think it has something to do with the whole, what is it, Mercury in retrograde or something? Maybe that's why. I mean, I'm in the silliest. It better be why. Oh my goodness. Mercury retrograde actually always fucks my life up so dramatically. I think that's what happened to me. But I don't feel like that. I feel like you had a good week, right? Yeah.

I kind of am under the impression that my boyfriend cheated on me, but no one will let me have that. So listen, I want to be there for you. I do. However, I have to play devil's advocate from now on because I've learned that that's apparently your approach toward me all the time. Oh, my goodness gracious. No, I mean, I'm definitely being overdramatic, but I do think things have been a little out of whack for sure. Are you going to talk about what happened or no?

I don't know if I should. I mean, I guess I just brought it up. Like, you know what I mean? Yeah, you're already here. You might as well. I'm clearly fucking angry. I'm in such a silly, goofy mood today, though. I just want to say that I don't smoke weed anymore. Right. I just sound like a liar. I'm kidding. I definitely smoke weed, but I recently... I feel like I haven't actually seen you smoke weed that much lately. So I used to smoke, like...

10 to 12 backwoods a day. That was like when Kyla started working for me. That was the first thing that I ever like taught her to do. I know. And poor thing didn't have time to do anything else. Roll me another one. Roll me another one. She's like on her laptop. I thought I was like Snoop Dogg. Like I literally, I know she was like closing like $100,000 emails to like roll me a backwood on the laptop. It was ridiculous. I wouldn't get out of bed like without one. I was like, but I think I was more addicted to the tobacco. But still, I just had to be like, how?

high 24-7. And I've been like that since seventh grade pretty much. Really? Which is traumatizing. My first...

kind of my first kiss and I like everything we did together from the moment of like seventh grade on I was just I always was smoking weed see I had my phase like early on like probably like middle school and then like literally just one day I was like oh I never want to do that again and then I just never did I mean I never stopped like ever and then just everything in my life too it was like through high school everyone smoked weed I sold weed through high school and then like in LA I kind of like found my first friends like even just like Elijah Daniel Bella Thorne like

months. I'm like, I just like everyone in my life was such a stoner. And people always told me you'd get to a point where it's like, you might want to stop, but you've done it so much. You might want to stop. And I finally, like, I don't know, like I also credit it to the puff.

Like we went to... Oh, that could be. It's like you traded one bad habit for another. 110%. It was like... Because I had the tobacco, like nicotine-type addiction to the backwood. And then we all went to Mexico. And they don't have backwoods in Mexico. Or they do, but they're really hard to find. It's still different. It's like a swisher. It's like not the same thing. So everyone had their puffs. And then I just started getting addicted to the puff. And then before I knew it, I was like, I think I'm more addicted to like the head high. Which is bad. I'm not condoning it. I'm just saying like...

of the backwood that this gives me the head high and it's like so much more convenient. We don't have to like roll it 24-7, take backwoods everywhere we go. And then I slowly just like phased out weed. And now, like...

I hit the bong once and I'm like zooted or like I like I hit the joint twice. Like Hunter's friend was just telling us about how he like can't smoke weed anymore and he says now like when he like isn't high he feels high or like just like affects him so differently. Like literally Chris will like smoke a whole blunt and I'll hit it like two times and I'm like high as fuck and like I don't really I've never really I had such a tolerance for like eight years that I didn't really like like

being high I like just being at this normalcy of this tolerance but now that I've like let that go down like if I'm zooted I would be sitting here just like

like yeah that's what that's what happens to me that's why i'm like i don't even enjoy this like it used to be like oh i would laugh so much and i'd have so much fun and i'd want to eat everything and now it's like i do it and i literally like i'll go 10 minutes and then i'll be like like what like you disassociate you're like where am i i'm just like i eliminate myself from the entire room but it's also such a giant part of like my brand that i feel like such a fucking fraud to keep this up and a part of me feels like i have to pick i literally have to pick the habit back up i don't think that that's true at all what i'm gonna release a weed line and not smoke

Yeah, that's tough. It's just, and like everywhere I go still people obviously like will always treat me like how I was this whole time I was in LA, like a stoner. Everyone's always passing me something. And lately I'm like, no. And people look at me like, like, I don't even know you anymore. Like, I like feel like such a fraud. Yeah, but I feel like celebrities go sober all the time.

But I'm not going sober. Well, we know that. By any means. But you've, I'm trying to think like, now I'm thinking like, okay, so you've moved on to a new bad habit. Like, I wonder if there's like a new habit that you can move on to. You're like, what's next? Like crack? No, I was gonna, I was gonna like go a little bit more toward like healthy for you or like, like what if you like took up like working out or like. Oh, like a healthy habit. Like a healthy addiction. Yeah.

I don't know. I'm not one to talk. I don't think I've worked out in like three years. It's crazy to me when I see those bitches that just like they're actually addicted to working out. Like, I'll do it. I definitely know. I think those are the scariest type of people on this planet. I think that there's like very few people I'm afraid of. And it's like one of those like sub genres of people or people who work out. I can only work out obsessively out of spite. Like,

Like which is the most insane thing to ever say. But I should be doing like I have to get like cheated on by a guy played by someone like dropped by like a brand like something has to like anger me to where I'm like I'm so fucking hot. Like other than that, I cannot work out like my heart was broken like earlier in the year. I was like running a mile every day out of spite. That's fair. That's why people in relationships get fat or like.

people who are in healthy relationships, like all of a sudden they just let themselves go. I wouldn't say I'm in a healthy relationship, but I would say I'm in like a fat enabling relationship. Okay.

Okay. If that makes sense. I did see a literal bowl of spaghetti on your pillow yesterday. Oh, my God. And, like, there was a chalupa. Like, it was just... It's bad. This week, it was really bad. In one day, I had KFC, Five Guys, like, Domino's, like, all in one day. And I was like, this has to stop. And my gluten intolerance is picking back up. She doesn't have a gluten intolerance, you guys. Nobody's supposed to eat that. You're gaslighting me. Like...

Here's the thing. Is this yesterday's episode or what? I'm allergic to gluten. Like diagnosed fully. Like I'm allergic to gluten. I know that. And if I keep eating it, I could develop like celiac whatever. Right. But here's the thing. Normally when I eat it, all that happens is I wake up the next day in stomach pain or I eat gluten and after two bites, I get full really fast and I'm hungry later and then my shit is always like little pebbles too. I don't think you should actually share that information at all. Thank you for having me. Not the pebble shit. No, but like the little tiny pebbles. Like it's like

nuts it's like not even shit like I know I'm like destroying my body by doing it but once every like two months I'll eat a bunch of gluten in a day like that and then I'll bloat up like a balloon I'll look like pregnant and I'll be in so much pain and then that's like like stabbing stomach pains for hours and that reminds me like hey you're actually allergic to this and so like

I'm trying to stop. I don't even know, but I don't think I'm going to be able to. I get that though. Sometimes I feel like you can like beat an allergy. Like I really feel that way. Like in Hawaii, I was just like, I'm allergic to citrus and like oranges and tangerines and stuff. And I literally was just chugging orange juice. And then my entire face swelled up and I just literally looked like an animal. But now you think that whatever happened to you in Hawaii is? Lyme disease, but it is. It's just very funny because I'll ask Brooke, like, want to go to dinner tonight? And she'll be like,

I can't my lime and then like eight hours later she'll be like at a dinner with someone else and I'm like you just didn't want to go to dinner with me you can't fuck you my roommate had enough with me today she was like asking me to help remove furniture and I'm like so sorry it's the lime I asked you to like match me in like a slutty outfit the other night and you were like I have to wear like a crew neck it's the lime I was like it's the lime I'm not kidding like it's ridiculous but also I can't even lie I'm such a web MD diagnoser too yeah like your celiac isn't real

Amari's been so mad at us this week because he's saying that we both have this problem like so bad of like self-diagnosing because right now I think I have perioral dermatitis. Oh my God. No, you do. See, my WebMD diagnoser is helping me. And that's actually what I did have in Hawaii. Well, that's like what I got. I've gotten it always. It's like, but well, mine's the peri... What's it called? Perio... Yeah, perioral... Whatever. Peri...

Perioral dermatitis. Everyone's so sick of me saying it. Amari the other day was like, can you just shut the fuck up about your peri the platypus? I was like, you're such a dick. But here's the thing. I don't know if you actually do have that because the way you were describing it, that's what it would be, but you don't. I see you right now. No, I'm like, I'm doing everything to like hide it. But basically for like two months, I've had this patch of dry skin right here. And I thought it was eczema because it's itchy. It's dry skin. It's flaky. It just keeps coming back.

But then it's been like spreading and kind of having like little bumps. And then I wake up one day and I have all these little bumps under my eyes. Like just this eye, not my eyes. I don't want to exaggerate. A bunch of little bumps under my eye. And the night before I was like scream crying at Chris over something. I don't know if it was my fault or his fault. Who knows? And so I was blaming him. I was like, look, I have a rash under my eyes. You made me cry like so much. That is unhealthy. Just like blatant fucking lie. Yeah.

But eventually it just like would not go away. I kept exfoliating it. It was coming back worse. I kept looking up like eczema and it just doesn't look like eczema, like whatever. And then at one point in life, I had periorbital cellulitis, right? And that was when my eye would like swell huge. Oh, yeah. Yeah.

I'll insert a photo on the podcast. You were on my For You page looking like that today. That's so fucking upsetting and heartbreaking. Like, people will never stop bringing it up. But my eye would get gigantic, like huge. I couldn't do anything. And it would swell all the time. And then I found out my eye was septic and I had cellulitis. Well, I think it's like an autoimmune thing.

Right. No. Right. And so I feel like the two would be like related. They are. So if you've ever had like like periorbital anything or periorbital cellulitis, your chances of getting perioral dermatitis go up extremely because it's the same thing. It's like when the holes of your face.

have some type of inflammatory infection. That's why perioral dermatitis, what I currently have, comes around your mouth and your nose and your eyes, like the same thing. And it's so fucking bad right now. The only thing getting me through this is that Hailey Bieber has it. That's what I, that's literally, you know, that's how I found out because I always thought I got eczema. I was like, I was always like, oh, I have eczema on my face. Like, that's so annoying. Yeah. Because I get eczema like all over my body. I've never had it. I never had it on my face until recently. And then I saw a video of her talking about it and I Googled it and I was like,

And it never goes away. Just you keep having like outbreaks of it for the rest of your life. I'm seeing a dermatologist this week. I'm so sad. But if you think about it, if you have Lyme and I have perioral dermatitis, we are Haley and Justin. Oh my, wait, that's such a good point. So we're fine. Buenos dias world from the San Diego Zoo Wildlife Alliance. I'm Marco Wendt. And I'm Rick Schwartz.

And we're your hosts for season three of Amazing Wildlife, a show from iHeartRadio Ruby Studio and the global conservation organization behind the San Diego Zoo and the San Diego Zoo Safari Park. Listen as we dive into the efforts here in San Diego and spotlight the heroes working worldwide to care for the species you know and love. Listen to Amazing Wildlife on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. But I want to move on to our traumatic week. Not traumatic week, our traumatic night episode.

at that is or at poppy our traumatic night at poppy i heard poppy outside dragged me out forced me to go out and then i had the worst night ever and my entire week has been absolutely awful because of this one particular i'm not gonna lie to you if it makes it doesn't make you feel any better but it was also just the worst night ever for me too we went to dinner at our favorite place in la if you're ever in la you have to go here yesabel

so good the yummiest food ever like I think I had 90 of this one drink it's so good with like the chamoy and the tahini the salena I hate when you do it stop it's so good it's ridiculous so we ate a full meal at Isabel and then I was like Brooke come on let's just go let's go to Poppy let's go to Poppy I wore this I was wearing this outfit like literally like

A sweatshirt. To be fair, I was wearing a crew neck too, but then I asked someone for a hair tie and tied it up in a crop top, which is jail. Jail. Fucking jail. She already knows I hate wearing other people's makeup. I did my full face in her makeup, so I looked just awful. And I was like, ugh, this sucks. And she's like, you know what? Let's just go to Poppy. And...

Tell us what happened. Well, to be fair, we were with Ethan and I think Ethan was the first one. And honestly, I was so excited. I was like, yeah, let's go. Like, I think if Ethan wasn't there, she definitely would not have gone out. But because Ethan was going, she was like, fuck it. Let's go. Let's go to Poppy. And we go to Poppy. What a mistake.

And I want to start with your night because my night didn't start happening until you left. So I think that you need to just... Until I left. I left two minutes after I got to Poppy. But I think you just need to take it away. Okay. Now, I have talked about this man before on my podcast. I have actually talked about him before. He...

He is the man from the Uber story. This man has been ruining my life for what? I'm hesitant to even call him a man. Honestly, this boy. For like two years, I've been talking to hooking up with this guy. He's awful, but he's I call him my best friend. I'm like, love him so much. Whatever. This whole shit makes me sick. Sick. I'll give my spoiler. We've still been hooking up up until like last week. OK, I'm sorry. You lied to me. You told me last week you weren't even hooking up with him. I'm a liar. Oh.

Okay. Continue. Anyway, well, because it's embarrassing. Like, I know I shouldn't be whatever. And I have to acknowledge. No, and it's to the point where I'm trying to get really mad now. I know. It's like, why are you doing this to yourself? But I've been there. So continue. So I do like that. I acknowledge. I acknowledge my like my fault in this situation. And that is.

entertaining this guy at all anymore but your fault is also based in love like you do really love him yeah i love him he's like i i always talk about him being my best friend i'm like okay like i mean he really cares about me whatever i sound like the girl defending the couch guy i sound just absolutely you are you are the couch you're the girl i think i am just like honestly delusional oh my god but i we walk into poppy first thing i see is him and i'm like great

And he's standing next to a girl who Tana's friends with. I mean... But now I am. Like, after this entire situation, my opinion of her has shifted. Okay. So I don't feel any particular way about this girl. I actually really don't know her at all. I've only ever met her, like, in passing, like, when we're both really drunk. Okay.

So I see everyone together. I'm not really thinking anything of it until immediately the second I get to the table, they just start violently making out like literally just. It was so it was like porn. Like it was so porn, though, like everyone around. I like I remember Tyler Yahweh was like, why are they fucking? And it was it was literally like he looked at me like.

made out with her, looked back at me, kind of chuckled a little, tried to say hi. I was literally like, there's no way this is happening again. But then it's like, also, how are you shocked that this is happening again, Brooke? You're an idiot. Anyway. Ugh.

Yeah, okay. Continue. Normally, I would have just, like, whatever, stood there, like, oh, this kind of sucks, but, like, I'll get over it. But they were also, like, behind this DJ booth, like, on display to everyone. Like, I know, like, it was more annoying, I think, than... And it's not like it was, like, a friend or someone he's hooked up with before. It was, like, this girl. She was... A girl. The only... Also, I should say, the only thing I know about this girl prior to this is that she's hooking up with, like, one of my best friends, like...

guys that she's seeing. And their whole friend group. Yeah. Well, really. So, I mean. No, I mean, I'm not going to lie. Her level of homie hopping inspired me. So that was like, that's what I was thinking. I'm like, she's hooking up with this guy who my friend is also hooking up with and that's how I knew her. So now I'm like, oh my God, this girl is like, whoa. Yeah. He ate my ass first though. The guy she's hooking up with. I just want to put that out there. Anywho. Okay. So. On a roof. I'm like.

honestly like I had had a similar situation with this guy like only a couple days before and I'm just like fed up so I honestly immediately I was like I'm leaving I left the club leave the club I get in the Uber Ari was a sweetheart for this he left with me immediately oh okay yeah that's good that's what I was gonna say Ari claimed that he like left because of you but Ari likes to lie he like he noticed what was happening and he was like honestly so like such a clutch friend he was like okay let's go now so no yeah we'll get to you okay

I get in an Uber. I just start sobbing because I'm drunk and I'm just like, really? I'm just like so fed up. Like it's like how many times like I know it's at this point it is my fault, but it's like just every single time it feels equally disrespectful. It's not like you had a shot. It's not like you got to flirt with any guys. You walked in and saw it. Yeah, I walked in and it wasn't like it's not like I volunteered myself to be in this situation again. It's not like I went to somewhere I knew he was going to be. I really just ran into him. And again, it was literally porn.

Like they were on top of the GJ. It was so deliberate. It wasn't like I walked in and it was already happening. It was like I walked in it and then it started. Yeah, like he looked at you, did it. I get it. So it doesn't matter because this girl didn't know. Okay, so she didn't know like about me. So it's not her fault at all. I'm not mad at this girl. I'm mad at him. Okay. But she also keeps up with our lives and knows about y'all and has, and like, I still think it's interesting. No, I'll get there because just something was her fault. Just not that particular instance.

Fair enough. So, whatever. I'm over it. The next night, I'm just like, I'm out with my friend Savannah because she's like going through a hard time with a guy right now too. So we're just like, we're just trying to have fun, whatever. I show up to this party and this girl is there. She has been out and everywhere lately. Not only is she there though, she is...

The first person to come up to me comes right. I don't know her, by the way. Like I we've never had like a one on one conversation. Of course, the first thing she says, you know, a bitch is guilty when she does that. I'm not going to lie to you. Like I'm that bitch. I truly do believe that at that point she still was like clueless about it. But of course, the first thing she says to me is where's Tana? And automatically that's like a.

Yeah, you're just like, shut up. And you were already mad about me, like, posting the story of her. So you're just like, fuck off. So I'm, like, talking to her for a second. I'm trying not to just be, like, rude because, I mean, I'm... Of course I'm upset. Like, I know I'm saying, like, it's not her fault and stuff, but I feel, like... Yeah, no, I feel some feelings toward this girl right now. Well, and it's just, like, like, obviously we always want to be a girl's girl. Like, you have to be mad at the guy and not the girl, like, in a situation like that. But it's, like...

Like, even with me, whether I'm mad at the guy or not, it's not like I want to be buddy-buddy with the bitch who's, like... Yeah, and that's the thing, and I also think it's embarrassing, too, because, like, he knows and everyone else knows her and I weren't really friends prior to that, so if all of a sudden I'm being, like, super friendly with this girl, I just look like I'm, like...

Psycho. A psycho. You know what I mean? Like, I look like, okay, like, oh, now you're going to pop out being her, like, friend. Like, you're so weird. See, but that's my favorite plot twist is when a guy that you're fucking with hooks up with a girl to just start fucking her. Like, steal her from the fucking guy. I love that. I told you that's like... I mean, yeah. Okay. So, let's go. So, she's talking to me. She's really drunk and she starts confiding in me. She's going...

The guy that I love is ignoring me right now and I don't know what to do. And I straight up look at her and I'm like, honestly, love you, but no sympathy right now. I'm like, I'm sorry. It is hard for me to feel bad for you because I don't, I mean, if you really cared about him that much, you wouldn't have been hooking up with the guy that I've been seeing in front of my face last night. So it's just like a little confusing. And her face literally went white. She was like, wait, what? Like, and I felt bad immediately. I was like, oh, like, oh, maybe I shouldn't have said that. But

She immediately goes, I thought, like, well, she says, basically my friend who, like, a mutual friend of mine, a girlfriend of mine, she was like, I thought this girl was hooking up with him. Which is already annoying because now she's telling you, like, her and another girl are hooking up with your guy. But it's not. It's a good friend of mine and it's the one who's hooking up with the guy that she's also hooking up with. Does that make sense? Yeah, so basically. She was doing it. She thought it was, like, another guy of hers and she was getting back at this girl. But that's.

That automatically is a red flag in my opinion. Like you're only hooking up with a guy to spite a girlfriend of yours. So I said that immediately to her and I go, if you think that she's talking to him, then why are you hooking up with him? Yeah, like I... And she goes, well, I don't like her. We've been hooking up with the same guy for a long time. Like blah, blah, blah. The guy who ate my ass. Yes. Sorry. And like I wish I could use names because this is getting like confusing kind of. But like basically she did it to spite another girl who's just a friend of like this guy that I'm talking about. Yeah. Like and we're all really good friends. Well, so I thought. Anywho.

So I'm like, okay, well, no, that girl's actually seeing this guy who you also stole. So I'm just like a little confused, honestly. Like, I'm not really that interested in talking to you right now. She's really entangled in this, like, spider web with all these men and people that you know. She has, like, it's like seven guys, same group. No shade, because listen, I've dabbled in same guys, same group. No, homie hop, but don't homie hop to spite your girlfriends and to, like, just be a girl's girl. Be, like, decent about it. This is where the story goes awry, okay? This bitch pulls out her phone.

And she goes, I'm so sorry. She goes, I honest to God, I had no idea. Like, I really feel so bad. And she's like, had I known, I would have never done that. And I'm like, okay, like, honestly, so genuine. Pulls out her phone. She goes, watch this. Buenos dias, world, from the San Diego Zoo Wildlife Alliance. I'm Marco Wendt. And I'm Rick Schwartz.

And we're your hosts for season three of Amazing Wildlife, a show from iHeartRadio Ruby Studio and the global conservation organization behind the San Diego Zoo and the San Diego Zoo Safari Park. Listen as we dive into the efforts here in San Diego and spotlight the heroes working worldwide to care for the species you know and love. Listen to Amazing Wildlife on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

blocks him in front of me and i before she even did i was like no no please don't do that like yeah don't i would freak out because then the guy is like oh my god he's like immediately he's his automatic reaction is gonna be like oh brooke like went crazy made you made her block yeah 100 and so i told her i was like please don't block him honestly because like that's embarrassing he's gonna think i did it and she's like no no no blocks him in front of me i i see her do it okay yeah

And I'm like, oh, that's not going to be good. And she's like, no, I promise. Don't worry. I promise just never speak a word to him again. And in that moment, at least you're like, thank God you're trying to make amends. Maybe you are a good person. And I'm like, at this point, I'm like, I feel bad for even being rude to this girl at all because she was really sweet about it and she seemed so genuine. And I was like, okay, like. And she's trying to like make amends. She's blocking him. You're like, okay, like the problem is him, right? And she was so sweet. And she's like, it doesn't matter. He's not going to think you like.

He doesn't have to know why I blocked him because I'm never going to talk to him again. I'll never say a word to him again. And I was like, honestly, you can if you want to, but if that's like... But that's sweet. But she's like, I'm a girl's girl. I value, like, my friendship with you over him and I barely even know you. Like, she was just being so sweet. So I was like, okay, wait, I like this girl. She's texting me after. She texts me and she goes, where'd you go? Like, I want to be with you. Like...

I'm like I'm stuck at this party whatever and I'm like yeah I'm just going to bed like whatever and she's like I'm here for you I'm so sorry that I like contributed to this in any way like I feel honestly really bad and like I know you're hurt by him and like I'm sorry and I was like that's so sweet of you to say but like I said before like I don't blame you at all he was a problem when I saw your text you were like I do not blame you at all like he's the problem he's been a problem I said that I was like honestly like before you were ever involved in this at all like

He's been doing this. You know what I mean? He's just not a good guy. He doesn't care about me. And that's like... I'm going to keep him blocked no matter what. So, like, honestly, it doesn't matter. Until next week when she's riding that dick like a BMX. No, the very next day, she's... Shut the fuck up. The very next day, she texts me and she's like, hey, like, what are you doing tonight? Like, I kind of want to stay in. Like, I was just going to see what you were doing. Like, basically, like, trying to hang out. Okay? Yeah. I just told her, like, I'm staying in. I'm really tired. Whatever. And I find out...

The next morning that she called this man, the man who she apparently blocked and told him like, hey, I'm so sorry. Brooke went crazy on me at this party and made me block you. This is my turning point.

I just want to like this. Like, like obviously I was upset about posting a story, but I was like, fuck this guy. It's still the guy's fault. But this is a moment where I'm like, you're a cunt. And of course he's like, because I mean, the way that I've behaved in the past, it's not, I don't exactly have a great track record of seeming like very calm, cool and collected. So of course it's believable that like I made her block him, but I truly wouldn't.

Because like because that's I mean, it's damage is done. I seen what I needed to see. Yeah. What what what good is that going to do me? She said to him, she said basically like she went crazy on me. So they refollowed each other, obviously, which I can I can see on Instagram. You know what I mean? Like it's not like I don't I don't need any insight to put that together. Like I'm not stupid. So I text her and I'm like, hey, just to be clear.

I told you not to block him. So like, I'm a little confused about this one. And it's such a pick me thing to do to call the guy back and be like, Brooke went crazy on me and made me block you and I'm so sorry. Oh my God.

Oh, my God. That's some shit I would, like, beat a bitch up for. Like, honest to God. Because it never had to happen like that. It never ever had to happen like that. Like, what? Like, she absolutely could have just been like, I'm really sorry. Like, I'm going to keep being his friend, but I won't get with him again. Or she could have said whatever to you. She could have hooked up with him a dozen more times. Yeah. And still, it would be like, okay, he's a shitty guy for disrespecting me. And I'd be like, okay, like, get... Yeah, like, it's still his fault. Like, I enjoyed it. It's the pick-me action. So, you too. It's the pick-me action. It's just the, like, the I'm a girl's girl. First of all, no one who's a girl, like...

You're not a girl's girl, okay? And, oh my God, I just... It's her too, like, just wanting to be... And I know it's because of you because, like, otherwise I honestly don't think that she would ever even entertain me for a second. So she just, like, wanted to feel close with me because, like, I...

I don't know. That's the vibe I get from this girl. I mean, I built like a friendship with her so I could see how she was trying to just make things right. But it's like too, I don't know. Like in my opinion, the craziest thing you can do as a girl is call a guy and be like, she made me block you. Especially when that didn't happen. Unblock him. Call him. She made me block you. Re-follow me. Like that's so insane. And I would, girl, I'm like, so I just texted her and I was like, hey, listen.

My only request is that you never speak my name to him again because I haven't blocked for a reason and I don't want him to know what's going on in my life, okay? Whether it's the truth or not. Yeah. So keep my name out of your mouth and you can talk to him, hook up with him as much as you want. Don't care. And what'd she say? Ignored me.

That's wild too because she's such a texter. The first text I sent her, she replied in the same minute. It was literally in the exact minute. So I'm like, I know you're on your phone. She's also posting all these TikToks. She posted a cryptic TikTok. When you hear their side of the story and it's like, this is the remix. And I'm like,

What? Like, what are you even saying, woman? Yeah, it was just like an entirely, entirely bad situation. And I think us going to Poppy definitely started that. If it makes you, I mean, first of all,

Fuck the guy. Like, he's automatically, in my opinion, still the problem. I hate that you talk to him. I know she wants to maintain her little friend group, but I'm like, you need to go, so you need to ride some new dick. I agree, and I know how delusional I sound every single time. I really do. Like, and it's... I'm losing all... Like, literally, my credibility, I feel like I'm bleeding it out. Like, I'm not even kidding. Been there, though. Because everything I would say to a friend, like, if you were in my position, I would literally be like, are you dumb? Like, what do you mean? When you care about someone, that shit does happen. Yeah, and, like, I'm just... Like, I...

would have taken this to the grave. I'm like, this man is my best friend. Like he cares about me so much. Like I know that's just always going to be our relationship. And it's like no best friend. Like imagine like Hunter. Hunter seeing a girl that he's been like hooking up with for,

Wow. Up until last week and like fully like making out with some girl in front of her every single time too. No, and then after you left the club, the guy who she's been talking about this whole time, the one who hooked up with the girl, like her guy, he looks at me and he was like, Brooke, Brooke wants me to die. I want to kill myself. Grabs the girl's face, keeps hooking up with her, coming back to me. Brooke wants me to die. I'm like, bro, make up your, like he's just, there's a lot going on up there. But after,

After you left the club that night, I stayed there for a very long time with Ethan Diablo and Chris, right? And I guess this is fully my karma for posting the story of that girl. So just know you got your comeuppance. And keeping it up. After I told her how upset it made me. I got my karma. Don't worry. So Natalie brings me... Oh, you choked on me.

on every no but so Natalie brings me Ethan Chris and Diablo over to the table and we see this guy who is very sketchy he's like always tried to like get at me like every time Chris is around he's like I just just text me like just you know like just like Chris has tried to like fight him several times because there's several times where Chris and I are fully together at the club and he's like putting his arm around me like trying to fuck me like whole thing like he's just like a sketchy and it

I'm not just saying sketchy because of that. I mean, in general, let's say I was single. Like I would rather literally cut off a pinky toe than ever hook up with this man. He's just genuinely like sketches me out. Sketchy to girls. Very like weird vibes. He hands me a drink, like a shot. And this is like as we're about to leave. And like, don't get me wrong. We all drank that night. Like, you know, like five or six shots or whatever. Like we were all tipsy, but like nothing crazy. He hands me the shot.

And I'm like, I don't really want this. So I hand it to Chris. And Chris is like, okay. Like, you know what I mean? It's just like me handing him a shot. And he takes a shot. And we are all fine at the club. Like, everyone is like, no one's drunk as fuck. Like, we're just drunk. You know what I mean? We take an Uber ride home. Everything's fine. The whole car ride home. Everyone's fine. Chris walks in the door. He's fine. Five minutes later, he's like, I don't know.

Like, just like eyes are like rolling in his head. Like, like, I'm not kidding. Like instant flip of a switch. Like, like all of a sudden is so fucked up out of his mind. And we were going to go to our friend's house, like after the club, you know what I mean? So we were going home for a second. We were dropping Natalie off. Like we were all going to go out and Chris walks upstairs to my bed, face plants into the bed. And we're like, what the fuck is going on? So we think he's just like being dramatic and like whatever. So,

So me and Diablo were still texting the people who we're going to go to. We're like, yeah, we'll be there in 20 minutes. Like, whatever. And then Chris is still, like, face-planting into the bed. And Diablo and I go and, like, flip him over. And he's just like, I don't want to go out. Like, I don't need... Like, keep in mind. Like, I...

Every time I keep saying Chris got roofied, everyone's like, no, he fucking didn't. Like, Chris gets fucked up, you know? See, the story that you're telling me now, that makes more sense because in my head, it was like, why would someone roofie Chris? You know what I mean? But now that I know that someone was trying to roofie you, it makes way more sense. But I'm fully trying to roofie me. And then Chris's eyes are like rolling in the back of his head all of a sudden. Like, he's chilling for a second. I'm like giving him like water, like Pedialyte. I'm like, it's fine. I still think he's going to like sober back up. At this point, I was just like, I'm trying to.

to go. Yeah, like, no, fully. I was trying to go out still. I was like, it's gonna, like, you're gonna be fine. But then he's sweating balls and, like, can't move his whole body. And then I'm like, okay, wait, we can't go back out. So me and Diablo were, like, picking Chris up like a baby, like, changing him into a t-shirt. And again, like, Chris is great now. Like,

but like we definitely had our phases. Like there was a point in time where Chris was like on his rapper bullshit out, like Percocets, like psycho, like fuck the fuck up. Like I've, I've known Chris for like five years. I've never, ever seen him like this ever. And he sits up, starts drooling on my bed. And Natalie's like, Oh no, Oh no, Oh no. And I'm like, Chris, are you going to throw up? Are you going to throw up? And Chris is like, no, I'm good. Like whatever, blah, blah, blah. Two seconds later,

My house is getting personal organized right now, right? By Janelle, the organizer. She's amazing. She's been personal. She's been organizing my whole closet, whatever. She has a whole floor of like bins of my like just little like cloth bins for the closet, like sunglasses, missing shoes, whatever. Chris grabs a bin and projectile vomits into it. Oh, at least it was a bin. No, it's like dripping out of the bottom. No, like fucking disgusting. And I hate vomit so fucking much. So I've never seen Chris throw up.

Like I've seen Chris be like, I have to go throw up, walk himself to the bathroom, throw up and come back and be like, I feel better. But I've never seen him like physically seen him. Yeah. Just like I wouldn't have been able to take it. And I can't sit up like whatever.

So then we all realize, obviously, we can't go out. Something's wrong with Chris. Me, Diablo, Ethan, Chris, and Natalie sit up for the next four and a half hours while Chris just projectile vomits every 30 minutes. And it's not like he's like, I have to throw up. He like can't move. He like sits up, just starts drooling. He threw up on two of my pillows. Natalie's running everything he's throwing up out into the garbage outside, whatever, blah, blah, blah, like for so long. Honestly, she's goaded for that.

No, she's the best. She's such a mom. And I'm like, I'm not like that at all. I'm walking around crying, being like, this is going to prepare me for when I have kids. This is going to prepare me for when I have kids. Like when I was sick, I'm going to be fine. I can do it. I can do it. Feeding him Pedialyte crackers, like the whole fucking nine. I sat up until 8 a.m. until he finally stopped throwing up, like went to bed. He wakes up the next day and he's like, why do I remember nothing? I had five shots. And then we remember the shot. And he goes, the last thing I remember is we're like standing at the table and that guy gave you a shot and you gave it to me.

Someone tried to roofie me and then I roofied my boyfriend.

And it was... That's what we should title the episode. I roofied Chris. Like, I fully, like, I mean, I'm not going to lie to you. I had a podcast the next day. I'm so fucking grateful. Like, I'm so grateful Chris took that L and not me. Jail. Like, it's terrible. But I've been roofied a lot, too. And Chris has never been roofied. He was like, I've never... I don't know if... Well, I mean, I went to college, so I'm going to go ahead and assume I've been roofied. The worst hangover I've ever had, you actually did take care of me. That's what I was going to say when you were saying you, like, you're not... You're like, I'm not like that. But you really took care of me the day that...

or of Ari's birthday, I was, I've never. I'm so good at like the taking care of, like I'll order you food, I'll get you water. But the seeing you throw up and like that, that's, I wouldn't have that. And the throwing up over, on everything I own. I low-key think he peed himself too. No, low-key. Like there was a point in time where his jeans were like all wet right here. I get that, Chris. Honestly, no shame. No, the time when, or Ari's birthday when I was that hungover, I threw up, you don't know, but I threw up on everything you own. Baby, I threw up on

Every counter. At the time you were living at Weed Lake, you had that huge bathroom. I threw up on every countertop. But I was so blacked out, but I was so shameful that I was like, I was still throwing up, but I'm cleaning and cleaning. I was like, shh.

Stop. I'm so glad you were so lucky you didn't get in there until like 11 o'clock the next day. Whenever. But I was not. It was a bad, bad horror scene. I believe it. I mean, I've been roofied a lot. It's crazy the way that roofie is like, I hope no one ever gets roofied. It's the worst thing in the world. Like, it just makes you vomit and vomit and vomit. And it affects how, it affects your drinking from that point forward. Like, it's like after you've been roofied, it's like your hangovers get so much worse and alcohol starts to affect you differently. Oh, great. Chris, check that one out. That's great news for Mr. Chris Miles.

- Buenos dias, world, from the San Diego Zoo Wildlife Alliance. I'm Marco Wendt. - And I'm Rick Schwartz.

And we're your hosts for season three of Amazing Wildlife, a show from iHeartRadio Ruby Studio and the global conservation organization behind the San Diego Zoo and the San Diego Zoo Safari Park. Listen as we dive into the efforts here in San Diego and spotlight the heroes working worldwide to care for the species you know and love. Listen to Amazing Wildlife on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

What I gathered from that whole situation is usually your gut instinct is right. If you think you shouldn't go out, maybe don't go out because instead you could stay home and avoid a lot of heartbreak. I'm not going to lie to you. The going out scene in L.A. has gotten so trash. Like, I don't know if it's my age or what, but like the club is like not really that enticing to me anymore, especially what I feel like it is. It's like we come back after COVID and like

COVID, like, although it was, like, obviously terrible for a lot of people, it forced, like, once it started to let up and stuff, you really, like, what you were doing, you couldn't go to the club, you couldn't go, like, out really. So it was, like, you were only just hanging out with friends. And that's how I got so close with all these people who I probably would have never actually, like, really spent, like, quality time with had I had, like, the pandemic not happened.

So I was grateful for it and that. And then it's like after that, after I go from like just hanging out in small settings with like these really cool people, I don't want to sit at the club and like pound shots with a bunch of people. And it's just like the same exact people every single time. And it's just, it's just not like I, it sounds so like old, but it's just not what it used to be. Like old LA was so awesome. And it's like, you'd go out and you'd see like Kylie. Yeah. And it was exciting. It'd be so fun. And now it's just like the tick,

talk people the two out to handle people. It's like more promoters than it is anything else and it's like, okay. No, and Chris getting reviewed really sent me but then Chris, we ended up going out a few nights later because our friend K-Son who just got signed to FaZe Clan. It's crazy what FaZe, he is crazy.

very attractive i love face clan um but it's wild what face clan does for people because i've always known case on is just this like rich kid and then he signed a phase he wanted he decided he wanted to become an artist dj whatever first song out with future and like little dirk like just nuts so chris and i get to the club for case on's fucking music thing and we're there at the club and we had just gone to like a haunted hayride with josie and bryce and we were on this like

It wasn't a double date, but it was, like, our friends and us and, like, a vibe and just, like, every... You know, we, like, did this whole Halloween thing. And we all were wearing these, like, light-up horns, right? And Chris was wearing... He wore his light-up horns to the club. So did Josie. I don't know what happened to Josie's, but Chris was, like, wearing his. And we're in the club, and Chris...

dies by the statement that he was wearing them and nija the like skateboard kid took them off of his head the skateboard and then number one street skater in the world like in the olympics i'm terrible um chris dies by the statement that nija took them off his head and then they somehow got put on the head of this girl that chris used to fuck i think that they went directly from chris's head to her head

I don't know. I don't think Chris has a death wish. And had that happened, it would have been like immediately like straight six feet under. But anyways, these devil horns end up on her head.

And then she's wearing them for a second and she takes them off. She hands it back to him. And then for the for the visual listeners, I'm going to give you a reenactment. But he grabs her hand. He gets them. He puts them back on. I want your I want to really it was this hand. I want to really react it. He grabs her hand, not with one hand, but with both hands and then looks her in the eyes and goes, thank you. Kisses her hand. You're in trouble.

Big trouble. Ari looked at me and thought I was going to murder someone. My jaw dropped to the floor. Oh, absolutely. Like...

to the like i spent the next hour with josie where she was like i see why you're mad but you need a fucking like it's gonna be okay i'm like i know it's like i was seething trust me baby after what just happened to me i know that the the like literal just like rage and it's like i know your fuck me eyes bro i know i know what the fuck too well like i know what the fuck you look like when you're trying to fucking fuck a bitch right

and so I'm just furious and then Chris bless his fucking heart I love him to death I will forgive him for this we all we you know everybody makes mistakes I've definitely done some wrong but I mean all night is just like she's a great friend to me look I would do that to any of my friends like Diablo bro you are never gonna grab Diablo's fucking hand and kiss it with fuck me eyes you're blatantly fucking lying like that you're trying to defend yourself and then he's like

he's like we spent the whole night with Bryce you fucked him I'm like but am I kissing Bryce am I kissing Bryce's hand and looking him in the eyes like fuck me like I'm like refer to her tiktoks I'm just kidding oh I know I'm just kidding no but I like I honest to god I really like as much as I want to be like the devil's advocate I would be so pissed if I were you I I would I would be fuming I was and am literally so furious and I keep calling him a cheater but he's being like I'm not a

cheater and I'm like God I just want you to own it and apologize that's my favorite thing I just fucking own it don't deflect don't whatever but at the same time I know it's not cheating you were just cheaty like it's definitely like different I get what you're saying though listen I'm just airing him out but I mean whatever a real apology goes a long way because a lot of times

Same thing with my situation. Had someone just texted me, that particular person just texted me the next day and been like, listen, that was shitty. Shouldn't have done that. I'd be like, I'm the most forgiving person in the world. I'd be like, okay, yeah. I couldn't agree more. But if somebody's trying to make you feel crazy, like what the fuck do you mean? That's not even like, you know what I mean? That's just like, no, no, no. And I just like,

See, but I don't know if I'm a hypocrite here or not. Then he's like, we hang out with people you fucked all the time. You're all over people you fucked all the time, like Tyler, like whatever. Which, so maybe he has a point. But it's hard because it's like, I know, it's like a little bit of a double standard, but it's like, you know your intentions and you know you're all about Chris. So it's like, you don't, I don't know how to explain that. I just think he's wrong. I don't think there's, until I get a Bottega bag, he's not fully forgiven. Paige made a really good point though, too, where it's like,

if he was, Paige asked me, she was like, is he doing this to like make you jealous or spite you or whatever? And,

And I would be less mad because it's like you're doing that to get my attention. Now it was a moment where it was like if I didn't see that, it would have just happened anyway. Like you were doing that. Yeah, that's what's... I do agree that that's sketchy about it too. It's like that was going to happen whether you were paying attention or not. And she's such a fucking nasty... No, we're not. I'm not slut-shaming. I'm a slut. I'm saying she's just like a nasty... She doesn't... I'm going to... LA hungry tiger. Well, she's just... What I know about her is that she's just one of those girls who's like...

all about the guys she only has like pick me friends no what and every time in the beginning of my career she doesn't wear any makeup she always goes out in her glasses yeah no 100 just kidding i'm really nice but i just i don't even know i i was sick as a guy honestly i believe the guys when they say like oh this girl's my friend but i'm like you know you're in love with her and it just sucks because that brings out such the toxic in me because i'm like okay and then

No, there was one point too where Chris and I were talking and he goes, he verbatim said, I cannot even believe he said this. And he later retracted it, but he goes, kissing is the same thing as hugging to me. And I go, bet, bet. I'm going to be hugging all my motherfucking friends. Chris, you're going to regret saying that. And that's the problem too, is all of this triggers such a side of me where I'm like, you going to kiss the people you fuck?

I'll show you. I'm like, we're going to Miami next week. No one. Today he said he didn't trust me in Miami. I was like, but Miami.

mean oh yeah we are going to miami this week we're actually doing a yacht cast uh this week a little podcast on the yacht so excited i am i'm very excited for dinner maybe i don't belong i decided that because brooke was acting a little too sad and caught up on this man that i would bring her to miami i literally haven't seen since that day i didn't see her one time i was literally just sobbing my eyes out every single day so now i have to go to miami and i've always said if you are having a mental health deficit if you were hurting the best thing you can do is just go to miami it's terrible advice but it works every time

So that is what's going to happen for the both of us. I'll try anything. But men are trash. Yeah, should we get rid of them? Like the whole fucking entire gender. I literally miss being with girls so much. And it's funny too because lately...

I've been telling that to Chris because I'll be talking to girls I want to fuck. And I'm like, I want to fuck this girl so bad. Like, I just miss fucking girls. Like, whatever. And he's like, let's have a threesome. But I'm like, I don't want to give you. I just want to go be gay. Like, leave me alone. Like, I just can't. You're terrible. But that's bad. I know. I get it. I'm sorry. I'll stop. Jail. So, but speaking of Chris, a good thing he did this week was he got my name tattooed after all this.

Chris, honey, I am so sorry. You're bad for that one. I would never let a man get my name tattooed unless it was like someone I knew like that I would always be around. It is the way that every single person that I've told like or that knows because I posted it that Chris got my name tattooed. Not one person has said, Chris, you're bad for that. Every person has said, Tana, you're bad for that. Because baby, you know. He...

made that decision. He decided to... It's also like, again... Okay, look at the safety pin on his cheek and tell me if you can trust his decision-making process. Well, that was my thought with Chris. I mean, first of all, to the homage of men tattooing their name, and I don't mean this in a...

I'm not saying he's disposable, but I'm saying he is like the seventh guy to tattoo like me, my name, something of my likeness, like something like that. Like, I think that I just I have that effect to jail. I know. If anything, I think that if you're going to throw back a toothless, gagless throat, fuck, you should get your fucking name inked on them. I'm like, you know what I mean? Like, like, I'm giving you my love. So why wouldn't you put? And honestly, it's also like, Chris, I think for the rest of your life, you should look at that and be reminded of the best love that you ever had.

I can't stop thinking about toothless, gagless throat fuck. That's what I'm saying though. I'm going to use that one. Like don't you. If I'm ever even allowed. But I mean, I'm just saying, I think sometimes you're giving so much of yourself that a little ink back isn't always the worst. Okay, I get that. And. Especially, I mean, I guess it's not like it's,

It's not like somebody, it's not like me getting your name tattooed where it's like I don't have tattoos. He has tattoos literally on his face, on every part of his body. He's a coloring book. What's a little Tana? What's a little Tana on your arm? Yeah, and what did he say he would change it to if you guys ever broke up? It's like Katana with a sword. This is actually what I'm sick about with him because anyone who's ever, a lot of people

haven't gotten my name but they've gotten like things I've said or like sentiments that we had or like something but anytime a guy's ever gotten something tattooed for me they always will be like yeah I'm keeping this forever this moment's amazing whatever Chris deadpan is like if we ever break up I'm either covering it up fully or he's said several times that it says T-A-N-A and he'll just change it to the word katana and put a big sword through it

Hysterical. Go fuck yourself. No, and then that's when I was like, why don't you just make it say Hannah Montana and then get back together with Noah Cyrus if you're just going to play me like that. I think you might be onto something with that one. I'm just kidding. No, I was sick last night. And he was like, well, why are you thinking like that? Like, if I got your name, like, doesn't that mean we're going to be together forever? So as long as we're together, like, I'm going to have it. And I'm like, no, but if we ever break up, I want you to spend the rest of your life looking at that sad that you lost me. And then he's like, what about my other girlfriends? I'm like, I want them to fucking suck your dick and see that shit. Like, I want it to...

I sound terrible. I'm like, what was the mental health app we were talking about? Cerebral. It's a little. It's I mean, I've been debating getting something back for him, but I just I love. No, I love you so much. And I love Chris so much. I really do. I actually I'm not going to. Don't I. I lied just now. Love you so much. Don't I. Yeah. No, I mean, I but I feel like if you're going to get a tattoo of get like Hunter.

I have a matching tattoo with Hunter, but it's right here. It's also funny with Hunter because I got his favorite number on my hand this big. I don't even think the visual viewers can see it. And then he got my hand writing. I wrote out my favorite word across his leg. Like, I always, like, I love the, even with Bella Thorne, I got young, we both got young as fuck. I got it tiny on my butt in her handwriting. She got it across her forearm. Actually, that's something I was just thinking about you the other day is, like, I would expect you to have a lot more tattoos and you really don't.

Well, it's that I've just learned over time that like literally every single tattoo I have, I hate. I mean, my favorite tattoos on my face is 11-11. Maudson wrote it like that. I love that one. But I mean, like other than that, like every tattoo I have, I hate. This one was for my dead best friend, Rip. Love you. I don't think tattoos and me are good because I can't. I don't think tattoos and I really go together either. I would get like honest to God. Like when we were in Dallas, we all talked about getting like a little cowboy hat or something. I love the concept of like a tattoo just being like for like stupid tattoos.

I agree. Like, I love that. My mom's always said that, too. Like, it's almost, like, more meaning if it's, like, okay, yeah, no, I was blacked out in Vegas and I got this. Like, then it is, like, if it's, like, like, I'm not going to get my dead grandma's name because, like, I remember her name, okay? Yeah.

And I don't have to read it on my wrist every day. I see what you're saying. And I love dumb tattoos. But I also have started to believe that matching tattoos. Hunter's the only person that I've like disproved this with. But that they like ruin a relationship or a friendship. Or like anytime anyone ever gets my name tattooed or something. I'm like, so I shouldn't get Hunter on my face. I mean, but I'm kind of down for that. Like, you know what I mean? But I mean, I'm sitting here saying they're a negative sentiment. But then again, Chris got it. And then he was cheating. So who knows? You know, maybe it is everything. Mercury's a retrograde. I'm going to stop talking.

Let's see what else. Mercury's in retrograde. Buenos dias, world, from the San Diego Zoo Wildlife Alliance. I'm Marco Wendt. And I'm Rick Schwartz.

And we're your hosts for season three of Amazing Wildlife, a show from iHeartRadio Ruby Studio and the global conservation organization behind the San Diego Zoo and the San Diego Zoo Safari Park. Listen as we dive into the efforts here in San Diego and spotlight the heroes working worldwide to care for the species you know and love. Listen to Amazing Wildlife on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

So I have two things to tell you. Oh, no. I'm scared. First things first. Last week on the Lila podcast, I talked about the crazy IV lady that came to my house. And then I briefly talked about how I have a really good IV lady who's like my IV mom. And I was like,

and so i just had her like a week and a half ago she came to do an iv and the week before she was the person who came after i had the crazy iv lady so i told her the whole story right and so she was telling me how she was giving me this iv last week she was like after i went home i did a bunch of research like i wanted to find this person i wanted to like know whatever she went in the iv doc system found this lady looked up her shit and she's not even a nurse she

She immediately got fired. The crazy IV lady is not, has as much certification as you and I to do an IV. Oh no. He's not certified at all. Insane. And she gave me an IV before. I always think about that. Like what if I just walked into the hospital and just started like changing diapers or something?

But that's what, that's literally, like she's given me an IV before. That would be like letting you give me an IV. Honestly, I mean, I'm qualified. Did you know? You were as qualified as that woman. I just want to say that confirmed. So, I mean, I'm really excited. Anything made me look less crazy in this episode. It's that. Honestly, I am sorry for doubting you. I feel like I give you a hard time all the time because your stories, I always say your stories are exaggerated. I completely understand. Like, just keep doing you. Like, keep giving me a hard time. Like, I completely understand. I can't help it.

It feels so good. But Brooke, I have a major announcement for you. What is it? Yesterday. What is it? This has been an ongoing thing between Brooke and I, but I'm just telling her on the podcast. We might cut this, but I'm just excited to tell you. I logged in to my own Lyft account. See, here's the thing. Here's the thing. I've been using Brooke's Lyft for six months and it's her trauma. Had this happened maybe seven days ago, I would be like,

Wow. That's so sweet. But she left me with one strike left before I get banned entirely. Okay? I've gotten so many health and safety violations, it's not even funny. It's because I, I mean, I'm not going to lie. I try to wear my mask a lot. It's the puffing in the Ubers. That's what it is. No, I think it's letting people in that are maskless.

Okay. Whatever it is. But I just want to place blame also. I would never health and safety violate because it's always only me. And it's like, what am I going to do? Like, there's only so much little old me can do. But when she gets in with all her rapper friends, it's just a big mess. And anyway, I'm almost banned. So now that she has her own Lyft account, I'm going to have to log into hers.

mine's gonna be banned if it makes you feel better A you can have my account B one of the CEOs of Lyft great friend of mine if you're watching this love you we'll give him a call how have you gone this long without a Lyft account if you know the CEO of Lyft I really was just enjoying using yours that was so fun for us that was such a fun experience

No, honestly, thank you for doing that. I am really proud, but it didn't come without a death threat for me. The last health and safety violation, I literally texted you and I said, if you don't log out right now, I'm going to murder you. And then the very next morning, I get a call from a 224 number and I'm like, oh, Tana's Lyft is here.

I'm sorry. Well, I am happy for you. I'm back on my own Lyft account. Thank you. That really does actually make me happy. I did it for you, baby. I did it for us. I have to give you a hard time. I did it for us. I gave her a brown lip liner. Oh, yeah, guys. Update on the brown lip liner. Brooke ordered five and gave me one yesterday. I'm wearing it today. Best gift ever. You're honestly such a good friend. Like, the amount of times I was so annoying over the brown lip liner. Like, you could have been like, fuck you, cunt. Never touch my shit again. But you got me one. Well, yeah. Yeah.

Like, aw. I'm just saying. I'm just saying. Brooke and I's new bit when we go out is pretending like we're stepsisters. That just reminds me of that. And we're stuck. Like, full stuck porn. Like, we'll be in a bathroom and there will be people in line and Tanner will be like, Brooke, I'm stuck in the stall. Oh, no.

And around guys, it's so funny because obviously guys watch that porn like heavily. So like, you know what I mean? Like, let's say we like don't want to go in the back of an Uber and we're with a bunch of guys like we can't like we'll get stuck. Like it's been like our entire bit this week, which is terrible. We're funny. So yesterday we were like getting a postmate and this guy comes up fucked up out of his mind with the postmate.

So we post-mated alcohol for the podcast for Zayn and Heath. And the post-mate shows up and Paige is at the door getting it. And this guy comes up behind the post-mate. At first she thinks it's like the post-mate's friend or like something. And like he's behind. He's like, do you have a mask? Do you have a mask? Whatever. And the post-mate's looking at Paige going, close the door. Close the door. This isn't safe. Close the door. He's like trying to ID her. She shuts the door. Chris comes up. He's like, hey, bro, you have to get the fuck off the property. Like, I don't know what you're doing, whatever it is. But you don't have a mask. Thank God for SimpliSafe. But it is...

Yeah. I was so scared. I came over like maybe like 20 minutes later and everyone thought that I was the crackhead. No, you were banging on the door. Brooke's banging on the door. And she's like, who is it? And I'm thinking like, what do you mean, who is it? Like, let me in. So I'm just not even answering. I'm like, oh, I'm so sick of these people.

And then of course I hear the story about the crackhead and I'm like, oh. It's been a little fucking nutty in the neighborhood this week. So if I'm leasing out my house and moving back into David's with the lowered property value in a couple weeks. I never thought that I would miss Weedleaks so much, but I really, like, really do. Moving out of the Hollywood house is...

The worst decision I ever made. Like, the worst. I should have just renewed it. And now the owner of that house is literally suing me for $700,000, like we said on the podcast. Had I just stayed, of course, I would have gotten sued when I left. But imagine just prolonging that for a year. I would have had my great house. Like, I am so sad. And I want to move back to Hollywood. Like, I'm...

Yeah, that's tough. I feel like a good house will come, but it's just like, it's hard because the market's so awful right now and it's like, it was just so tricky to find one. That's why we did it. It's like where you are is like best case scenario for what you were offered, but it's just like. Yeah, like it's the best house that I could have found for my money for sure, but like

God, I fucked up. And I'm stuck there for a year. And it's so funny because everyone comes over and they're like, why do you live here? And then everyone's like, a good house will come. And I'm just stuck in this shit for a year. It's a beautiful house. I mean, it sounds like almost even like stupid to be sound crazy being like, it's just that it's really just the area. Yeah, it's just the area. I mean, in the grand scheme of things, that's like not really that big of a deal as long as you have like a good security system and stuff. But it's just like,

We got to stay tuned. If you're spending that kind of money, especially like thinking like because we're not from California. It's like thinking about like how far that could go anywhere else in the world. It makes you sick. Oh, no. If we were in like Dallas, Texas, we would have like four elevators. Yeah. Like it would just be awesome. But I mean, it's the cost of living here. And, you know, that's life. But I mean...

I miss Hollywood and I just feel like an idiot. You can come over anytime. I have an empty room. My roommate got married and moved out. Oh, my God. Oh, yeah. Update on Brooke's roommate. We talked about that, right? In the beginning of the podcast. Yeah, she literally just got married. She's trying for a baby now. She's trying for a baby. She's so crazy. And I'm talking, she is like just like us. Like young LA party girl. She stopped drinking. She gave up alcohol. She deleted her Instagram.

I mean, I would do this. Changed her number. Like, she's honestly like, I mean, she's really like, she thinks in her head, she's like, I'm turning over a new leaf. She's focusing on what's important and stuff. But it's kind of crazy. I like literally. But it's just wild because she met this guy like two months ago. But I would do the same shit for like a billionaire that proposed to me. I mean, you know, like I get it. I don't know if I would. I have a great next topic. I'm in a worldwide cocaine scandal. I'm shocked. I saved it for last because I'm sick at this. I mean, here's the thing.

If I sat down here to you and I told the people that I've never done drugs, I'd be lying. That'd be a blatant lie. I've had my Paris Lindsay moments. I'm not going to lie. But I think that people think I do a lot more bad shit than I do. I think people assume that things are worse than they are. I think that people assume I'm just out here like, I don't know, like just co-coring it out. I don't even know. And here's the thing.

If I was or wasn't, I don't think people would really know because it's like...

Everyone in LA does their cocaine from time to time in secret. I'm not condoning it. I'm just saying it's a thing. But my problem is, is ever since I got a fake nose, I've talked about this so many times, but it's made out of my ear. All the nerves are replaced. Whatever. I've had this problem from day one of the surgery. I will have it for the rest of my life unless I get a new nose. Buenos dias world from the San Diego Zoo Wildlife Alliance. I'm Marco Wendt. And I'm Rick Schwartz.

And we're your hosts for season three of Amazing Wildlife, a show from iHeartRadio Ruby Studio and the global conservation organization behind the San Diego Zoo and the San Diego Zoo Safari Park. Listen as we dive into the efforts here in San Diego and spotlight the heroes working worldwide to care for the species you know and love. Listen to Amazing Wildlife on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

it's always super painful or itchy. That's why if you watch every podcast, even this one, I'm sitting here itching my nose the entire time. I'm obviously not coked out on the podcast. Like, it's just like, I'm always going to touch my nose. It's always going to be itchy. It's always going to be really sensitive, whatever.

And I'll have moments where it is mad itchy and I'm just scratching it like whatever. And Amari in Hawaii, this and especially in like other climates, this will really fuck with me. So in Hawaii, the entire time my whole face was itchy, especially my nose, whatever. The night of my birthday dinner in Hawaii, I was just literally I was scratching my nose at one point with a knife. It was so itchy at dinner. So there's all these clips of me.

giving my birthday speech sitting in amari's vlog whatever and i have a full face of makeup on and then just right here there's no fucking makeup well what we should also know is like if you look at any of the other the other people in that vlog like i'm in that vlog and i'm

Like, I'm as red as this couch. Yeah. Because we were all in the ocean all day, like, whatever. Yeah. And then we're just applying our regular makeup over our face and over these, like, literal, like, scorched faces. And so when she's wiping her nose, like, it's, like, underneath is red. Yeah. So it's, like, it looked so awful. And, like, I've seen the clip, and I'm, like, ugh. Like, oh, that's not looking so good. But, like, we were in Hawaii. So anyways, this entire clip of me and Amari's vlog with just all my makeup off my nose has been going viral on TikTok. And ugh.

You should see the comments. It's brutal. Every person in the world right now is calling me a literal coke whore. Here's the thing. I think the problem is, like, I honestly, I will defend you. I, honest to God, it was just like a bad video and it was, it looks bad, but whatever. It's just the Hollywood fix videos where you're literally like, the one, your most recent one where you're like,

Like, I just like, she's in high school. Dude, the paparazzi. And it's like, you can't talk like that. And people are going to think you're on drugs. What kind of alcohol are you drinking? A lot. Here's what makes me really mad. And I don't, I'm not, like, mad at the paparazzi. I'm not going to pull one of those. Like, I hate the, like...

Madison Beer-esque vibe where it's like, I hate the paparazzi. Like, you called them. You called them. Everyone calls their paparazzi now and again. But at the same time, if you get in the paparazzi circle, they start knowing where you are at all times. Like, obviously there are moments where I'm fully fitted and I look great and I'm going to dinner and I'm like, but also keep in mind, if I'm calling the paparazzi on myself, I'm sober. I'm never going to be sober.

to call the paparazzi myself blacked out drunk that's like the dumbest thing you could ever possibly fucking do you know what I mean but once you're in that realm no matter what they start kind of knowing where you go and following you and like you know watching your shit watching your friendship finding out where you are I feel like that's just an interesting thing to talk about in general because I feel like a lot that's like something I didn't even know before I lived in

LA is that people literally call the paparazzi. And Kim Kardashian like started, she pioneered that shit. That was her, yeah. Like it's literally like, you know, brands will pay you to wear something so you call the paparazzi and they're like, when I launched my perfume I called the paparazzi. That's fine, I get it. But it's like,

I don't want to say the paparazzi. Obviously, they're setting you up. But I mean, I don't want to be like, the paparazzi set me up. But it's like, they know I shoot the podcast here. I guarantee you they could find that here. They're never going to come here and film me because they want to find me when I'm absolutely blacked out of my mind. They're going to wait till 2.30 in the morning when they know I'm at a club super late and just start asking me questions. But here's...

where I think I'm so wrong. Like, this is why, like, Kendall Jenner is so good at this. You know, like, I've seen Kendall Jenner blacked out, but when she's blacked out, she's not going to speak to them.

Genius. She's just too nice. You're too sweet. No, but it's just like I think in my drunk mind, like, you know, me. I'm like, no, I got this. And then you start. You literally start just speaking full Hebrew. Rubik's Cube. Like just speaking. And I always in my drunk mind, I'm like, yeah, I got this again. They're here. They're asking me about Nessa and Jaden. I'm going to talk about them. So last week, the paparazzi found me at a club and they were asking me all about Nessa and Jaden. And it was just what I said is what I meant.

But the slur. It was the slur. The slur. You are a slur. I have a few friends that are just like that. Like that just are naturally like slurs. And Mari's a slur for sure. Like I like I feel like even just like three, four shots and I begin to slur. But then when I'm like six, seven, like you lost.

I'm not a slurrer. I will go, you know how drunk I am based on how silent I go. All of a sudden, you just can't see anything in my eyes. And I'm like. That's so true. But see, if I could just go silent when I were too drunk, I would save myself from like 40% of the media embarrassment that I have. I don't know. I think you're doing just fine. Everyone tune in to me, Daily Stardust, leaving the classic cat this week, talking about Nessa and Jaden and asked me if I should have. She's not a crackhead. She's just a drunk. Yeah.

If someone could just teach me to shut the fuck up when I'm blacked out to the paparazzi, I would do myself a goddamn favor because they're never going to stop like putting me. It's funny. I love it. It entertains me. I know. I just wish they would get me at like Trader Joe's. I wish they would. Have you ever been to Trader Joe's? No, but I wished they would get me there. Kyla and Bridget are like, we go to Trader Joe's. Like, I wish they would get me at like.

I don't even know. I don't even know. Somewhere better than leaving the club at 3 a.m. She's like, yeah, at like the flea market. Like, I really don't go anywhere. That's probably the problem. I'm teaching Tana to drive. Oh. She said she would pay me $2,500 if I could successfully teach her how to drive.

And I feel really confident in my driving abilities. Kyla Page, put that in the invoices. Sorry. My grandpa taught me how to drive. And my grandpa is a grandpa. So obviously he's a good driver. The other day you told me that you learned to drive by your mother putting you at the wheel at 13 and saying, figure it out. No, that's the first time I drove. So that's a different story. The first time I ever drove was my mom. She was like, this will be funny. And she literally was like, she let me go on the main roads. She just let me do it. And I was like, okay. No, I feel like my parents...

Like, there was never a point where I feel like they were like, here's some life skills. Like, I genuinely just remember hearing, like, we're not going to teach you to drive. Like, you'll figure it out one day. So at least you've been into that. That's so awful. My grandpa taught me how to drive, but he was so... Like, he's such a grandpa, so he just was, like, so psycho about it. That's so cute. And still to this day, I drive, like, literally like a full grandparent. To be honest with you, I'm getting my license just so I can buy a car. Like...

that's really the reason I will probably end up having everyone else drive my car see I would love for you to have a car that I could drive that's I know for a fact I'll end up having like Hunter Brooke Kyla Paige Ari anyone else drive it but I feel like such a fucking piece of shit if I go to the dealership and I'm buying a fucking g-wagon with a state ID like that's embarrassing yeah that's fucking embarrassing and it's the only reason why now I'm Cardi B does that she has all her cars she doesn't have a license doesn't know how to drive honestly in that case she has a Lambo truck

In that case, should we go to the dealership after this? But realistically, just where I live lately, again, because of the area, I keep getting the most insane Uber drivers. I can't do it anymore. I just have to have a car. So hopefully, maybe we'll do a driving episode of the podcast. I think it'll be. Maybe not. No. My dermatitis is itching. Right. Right.

Is your lime acting up? No, but my arms are feeling a little heavy. Well, guys, I hope you enjoyed the Brooke Tana cast, the Tana Brooke cast. The Tana Brooke cast. The first episode of Just Us Two together. It's been a week, as you can tell. I don't think Hunter's ever going to come back because he... Because we slandered the shit out of him on the last... Yeah, I texted him happy boyfriend, national boyfriend day, and he didn't respond.

No I asked Hunter to fly in for an episode And he said absolutely not So I definitely think that our slander Might have gotten to him a little But I do think we stand by what we said And we edited out the really mean stuff we said And I miss you I love you Stay on tour fucker Um

Thank you guys for tuning into this episode. Brooke's going to fight a bitch. I'm going to keep getting names tattooed on me. She might have Lyme. I might have perioral dermatitis. We'll keep that up with you. Ivy ladies, crackheads, cocaine scandals, canceled podcast. We love you. Yeah. And if you're a doctor, please comment down below. How do I treat my life? There's not a doctor in the world watching this fucking podcast. I don't think so. Thank you so much for tuning in. We love you. An emoji is canceled.

A DWE Talent Production. Buenos Dias, world, from the San Diego Zoo Wildlife Alliance. I'm Marco Wendt. And I'm Rick Schwartz. ♪

And we're your hosts for season three of Amazing Wildlife, a show from iHeartRadio Ruby Studio and the global conservation organization behind the San Diego Zoo and the San Diego Zoo Safari Park. Listen as we dive into the efforts here in San Diego and spotlight the heroes working worldwide to care for the species you know and love. Listen to Amazing Wildlife on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.