98: TANA’S EX CALLS INTO THE PODCAST
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Hello and welcome back to the cancelled podcast. I sound extra cigarette smoker today. I like it. I feel like I love your cigarette mom vibes. Yeah, I have such a bad cold and we had to do two shows last night so I lost my voice completely by the end of it. It's coming back a little. I've been chugging some honey, you know. I love losing my voice. I've like...

It used to scream into my pillow to try to lose it. Yeah, you've always said that. You do. I do like the aesthetic of it, but then when it actually is like straining, I'm dying a little bit. We just shot an episode two days ago, so we're going to do our best to pull some new topics out of our...

Yeah.

Yeah. And just another example of like what men used to do versus like what they do now, which is like post Instagram stories. You literally just took the thought out of my head. Like whenever I see, it's not in Paris, Makoa was like going on a tangent when we'd see like old buildings and architecture, it'd be like a man, like a man built that by hand. It's so crazy. And it's so prevalent in my mind now. Cause I'm like, now all they do is,

paint their nails in gaslight. Literally, there's this cathedral in Cologne, Germany. You have to look it up. It is the most insane, intricate thing you've ever seen. It took them like 600 years to build. Do you think Cologne, like the term Cologne comes from that place? I don't know. Do you know what I want to just straight up open the podcast with? I would like to know. It's like a little crazy. It's a crazy, normally this is like a three-fourths of the way in topic, but it is, I like, I've been chomping at the bit. Okay. So, a long time ago.

I was hooking up with this guy and I thought I wanted to date him. And if you see this, I think he is going to see this. And I just want to say, I still think you're a great guy. We are still like great friends, like no hard feelings by anything that I'm about to say. Okay. Lay it on me. You've brought this up on canceled. Okay. I'm talking about, but I don't.

But I don't know how to like say it. Okay, I can say it. Okay. Tana was hooking up with this guy who is not her typical type. Let me tell you that much. Okay? Nothing really wrong with him. He has a great personality. He's one of my closest friends. Yes. Okay? He is great looking. Like it's just, we're just different people. But very, just like not Tana's vibe by any means in any world. Okay? And so when she started talking to him, I was like, this is a little...

a little interesting. But it got serious fast. Granted, we were like fucked up when we were like talking and shit. So like, but we were like planning our wedding. We were like late Como, Italy, like let's go. Like it was like a thing, right? Yes. And one day I forget what the conversation was, but Tana was still Tina at the time she was drunk as fuck. Okay. And we're talking about how she's hooking up with him and she goes, his family owns Disney. And we go, um,

But I just want to clarify that, like, obviously I didn't think he was, like, Walt's son. Okay. I didn't think. No, she, but, I'm sorry. Let me cut you off for a second. I'd be like, he does not own Disney. And you'd be like, a big part of it, yes. A big part of it. He owns a big part of Disney. Super. Super. And. Riding the dick like, hoo.

But like, I'm just thinking about the fact that that probably played like a major role in like what attracted you to him. And I know that that's like a horrible thing to say now, but at the time it was just a different vibe. I was, that was, I was in my, like, I want a rich guy and I never want to work again era as well. Obviously,

that I still wanted a guy that I liked and that was nice and whatever. You know what I mean? Yes. But the joke of the matter was that I have been friends with this guy for like years. Yes. Okay. So I'm like, he does not own Disney at all. Like at all.

Brooke has consistently cooked me for this since the moment I ever sat on it and said, oh, right. Like she has fucking like sauteed me for this on canceled. Like that's how we started ever. The bit of you saying that like when I'm really shit face, I'm playing a game of telephone with myself. Like you were saying that that's how it like.

came to be. Sometimes like you know when like something just like like snowballs into a bigger and bigger lie and like you believe it yourself that is like what happened in this scenario. I was under the impression that like I was gonna be getting married in the Cinderella castle.

100%. And so I have given her a hard time about that forever. It's my funniest joke. It's literally my favorite bit. I hope you guys know that when we're saying this, I mean like once every four days, Brooke brings this up just to me or to a new person who is unaware of it. Okay. Like I'm never living this one down. And obviously like, it's just been funny. Like I've accepted it. Like, okay, clearly he doesn't own Disney, right?

Or clearly he's not a part of Disney in any way. Like I made that up. I was Tina, right? So tell me what happened, bro. The other night I go to dinner with a guy friend of ours in New York and we are talking about it and he's friends with him as well. And so he's talking to me and he's like, actually, didn't you used to hook up with him? And I'm like, no, no, no. That was Tana. And that was specifically, specifically because she thinks that he owns Disney. Thoughts.

that he owned Disney and he began by bursting into laughter, okay, as we do, but then he followed it up by saying, like, ha ha ha, he doesn't own Disney. His dad was just a huge, huge lawyer at Disney and I was like, fuck.

Like just the fact that he has any Disney affiliation at all, like literally it just ruined my whole bit a hundred percent because now it's like I almost get where she was coming from. Because obviously you're hammered and he's also the type of guy who would get hammered and as well kind of...

Zhooz up some things, you know what I mean? Like as a rich guy does. So obviously he was probably just like, my dad is high up at Disney. And then I, and then I just took out, my dad is at Disney. I left out high up. You just, my dad is Disney. My dad is Disney.

And so obviously now I'm finally understanding that that's where it telephoned into that. And I feel so fucking validated. You should, because really, I thought you pulled that right out of thin air. I'm not kidding. It has been treating me as such for literally a year. I'm so sorry.

And like, imagine the vindication. I forget what you texted me. I want to like find what you texted me. Or texted me like, I'm eating my words. Like I am dying at dinner right now. I cannot believe. No, because I couldn't even handle it. I was like, I can't even, I don't even want to know this information because of how hard I reamed into you on it. She texted me. She goes, I have the best news. Is in fact affiliated with Disney. I go, no way. She goes, I was chewing my words. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

I'm sorry, but we've all been wrong sometimes. And technically you still were wrong. I was still wrong. Just not as wrong as I wanted you to be. Yes, like I 100% think I was still wrong. We've all been wrong. Just the actual genuine Mickey Mouse-ification of hazing that you have given me for the last year to feel any form of vindication. I'm like, Tana, can you get us Disneyland tickets? Like, come on. No, we'd be anywhere and she'd be like, Tana, can we get a Fast Pass? Like she would never say.

Live it down. And come to find out this man's father was high up at Disney. Again, I never. Well, he was probably just a big lawyer who happened to work with Disney maybe once. Honestly, I'm going to call him. Call him. I'm calling him. Well, actually, okay, maybe not because his dad died. I know, I know, but we talked about it a lot. Okay. His dad died. He inherited like $50 million. I'm calling him. I don't know if he'll answer. He knows you think that he owns Disney, by the way. And I'm sure that that's your fault.

That's Dylan's fault. Hi. You have an engineer named Tana? Oh, Tane. Okay, well, hi. It's Tana. I have a question for you. Can you explain to me

And you can also just tell me to literally shut the fuck up, fuck off and kill myself, okay? Yeah. Can you explain to me your family's affiliation with Disney? That word for Disney? Yeah, you told me that. I said I was like an owner. I never said that. Okay, we can unpack this later. I'm filming. I thought you were, okay, in the state that I was in. I thought that that's what your family...

We're owners of Disney, but we're recording a podcast right now. Obviously, I won't leave any of that in, but I just wanted to know if you had any comment. Comment? Yes, like just... Where did it come from? Where does your family, where do you stand with Disney? I'm like, am I affiliated? Yeah, or just...

Was anyone closely related to you? Mickey Mouse. Mickey Mouse. Yes. Am I on the podcast right now? Yes. I'm putting him on the podcast. 100%. I don't know if I actually should, though.

He's a very private guy. He has a private Instagram. He's not a private guy. He's out with G-Eazy every night. Well, we just called him. I don't necessarily know how much he wants to be affiliated with the canceled podcast, so we may have to cut that. We don't have any... I mean, he said yes-ish. One day we're going to get to the bottom of this. Are you related to Donald Duck and...

Is that why we Donald fucked? You know? You were talking about how much you love soft picks the other day. Okay. And... And you know what? Actually, I don't even think I'm ashamed of that at all. I love... I love probably nothing more than a soft pick. Why? Because I... It feels like I'm in the room with it. You know what I mean? Like... No, like we're elaborating. If it's hard, it's like I can't even relate to that. Like I've never really seen much of those. But...

Ha ha ha.

No, but like there's something about it's more intimate than like a regular dick pic. It like feels like it's more because they're more vulnerable. You know what I mean? Like they have to really care about you and really like you and really be confident and like secure in themselves to send a soft dick pic. And does this like get you off? For sure. And so then do you want them to like cup it in their hand? Like what is the what are they just standing up in the mirror? Yeah, sometimes it's like that or sometimes it's just like lightly pulled out of their pants.

And it's just like, what if they're like, what if they're a grower and then they send you like a little knob gripping on that knob? That has happened to me before. But again, it's like I'm if I'm asking for it, I'm asking for it. I don't think I've ever received a soft dick pic in my entire life. Well, I had one guy who like couldn't send me anything but a soft pic because his just didn't get hard. Same. Anyway. Yes, I do love a soft pic. It is. I am not ashamed to admit it.

I don't know why. I just do. How do you like for the first time ask for that? Like, or like he sends you a hard like on FaceTime, like show it to me. And then he'll be like, well, no, it's soft. I'm like, I don't care. That's my favorite. And so then he will. Or...

I don't know. I don't think that's that weird. Paige, back me up. Yeah. Yeah. Paige is into it. Really? Okay. Wait, then I want to revisit this once Paige gets on. Like, think about it. You can like push it in. You could tie it in a little knot. Also, okay. You know what? Let me compare it to you. This is like the reason that you want to people.

Because not so much so that you want to do it, but it's like you want to know that they'll let you do it. Like, I want to know that they will send me a soft ass pic. You just read me to filth. Because they like me that much. You just read me to filth. Because now I literally completely understand. But...

I don't know if I've ever talked about this on the canceled podcast, like post clarity. I don't, I don't know that you have, I don't know. Actually you have, no, I think I talked about it at a live show because this girl was asking, like, should I my boyfriend? And I was like, well, just beware for the after aftermath. Like, obviously there's so much lead up and build up to like, oh my God, like,

I'm gonna f*** you this is awesome this is so awesome and then you're f***ing but then afterwards you're like damn you really let me f*** you and then you like watch him with his boys like acting it's like I like the strap on was pink f*** you know like I don't know yeah I get that and this is all just like that's sad though because it's like there they just did this like really nice thing for you and now you look down on them no but it's

It's kind of like... I see a soft pick and now I think the world of you. Think about how like even last night at one of the shows, this girl wrote into our advice segment and said, my boyfriend really wants to shit on me. And I let him and now I'm like, I didn't like... I love him so I said yes and which is just fucked. Like don't do that. Like unless you want to get shit on, don't do that. But...

I'm not kink shaming, but like also I kind of am like, I don't understand why. I don't know. I don't know. Um, but then after he shit on her, he was probably like, damn, I just shit on you. Like, yeah. And now he has to walk around the Grove with her being like, yeah, on her. Yeah. Like, I don't like, I'm not into that. And I, you know what? I'll try just about anything, but I'm not getting on. No. Yeah. That's so fair. But also have you ever experienced, have you ever been with a guy who won't let you see his soft ass?

No. I have. What do you mean? I have been with a guy who literally wouldn't even like the second that we were done, he was tucking that shit away. I was never allowed to see it unless it was like one time I was in the shower and he had to like, I had to wait for him to get hard to like for him to get in with me. Can you say who it is and we bleep it?

That's like so weird. Like why? I don't know. And he had a honker on him. So like I wouldn't call it a honker. I think he knew his angles. That's right. He's calling me back. You fully remember the story, but like I have to cut this if you don't want to podcast about it. So should I call you after? No, you can. OK, tell me the context first. Like you're live on the microphone.

Okay, but tell me the context. I don't have time right now because we have to be done filming in like 40 minutes. Essentially, like, I thought something. I thought something. Brooke was cooking me about it. She went to dinner the other night with Adam FaZe. He was like, wait, his dad was like a lawyer at Disney, yada, yada. Brooke feels bad for making so much fun of me because she thought that I fully pulled it out of thin air. Oh, no, no, no. You can, no, yeah. I mean, well, I want my dad's job. I mean, he's dead, so I guess it doesn't matter. But, no, yeah, my dad was EVP Disney, but...

for like 30 years of TV. But the thing is, because we were like, you were like, I like Disney movies. And I was like, I fucking hate Disney movies. And you're like, why? I'm like, I have PTSD. Like my childhood is like Disney shit. And then like months later, Dylan goes, Payton thinks you own Disney. Okay. I was like,

But listen, like it's not as far of a reach as everyone thought it was. I mean, babe, I'd be a fucking billionaire. I'd be, come on. You'd have fucking 20 Birkins at this point. I was the owner of Disney. Well, shit. I'm going to end this call on that note. We love you. See you later.

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Paige Camerlin and Amari Stewart. Anna Delvey on Dancing with the Stars. I know that we already brought this up, but you know that now she's eliminated. Right? Which is just funny. I wanted her to last like three weeks. But in her exit interviews, they're asking her like, so what are you going to take away from this? And she's like, nothing. Nothing.

I didn't want to do it. I don't fuck with it because it's like, like, it was funny in the beginning, but it's also like you ungrateful bitch. I just, here's my thing. I love a bitch with zero media training. Like, it's so funny to watch them just be so chaotic. Like a chapel run. Yes. Speaking of, we need to get into that. Yeah.

Any thoughts? I personally just feel so bad because that guy Ezra, it's his first season ever. So it's like... Yeah, I see a lot of comments like that. Yeah, it's just like, damn, he deserves so much more and he's so talented. And then like, this is your partner. And normally every single person on Dancing with the Stars is like stoked to be there, wants to win. Like this is an anomaly in the sense that... Yeah, it's like a lot of people stream mine. And I don't know, I feel like she was kind of like...

just as for Anna Delvey, but also like, I understand why people were so mad. I think she got eliminated because they got so much backlash for her being on it. Honest to God. The ankle bracelet. I don't think it had anything to do with the votes or anything. I think that they eliminated her because it was not a good look for Dancing with the Stars. Yeah. At first, at first, I was like, this is so camp. Like bedazzle that ankle monitor and go do a world.

It was just a fly. It was a pterodactyl. And just go do a horrible fucking salsa, right? Like, that's funny. But then, obviously, as it continued to come out, like, how not excited she was was kind of, like, such a fuck you to Dancing with the Stars. And it's like, why say yes in the beginning? Imagine her PR people. Like, you know they are scrambling. Like, they thought this would, like, do something insane for her.

And then she's like in the fucking- Like it'd free her from the ankle bracelet. Well, and just like uncancel her. But like remember when Olivia Jade went on and everyone was like, this is the cutest thing ever? Yeah. And that was right after her cancellation. And honestly, she was so good on it. But it's because she took it so seriously. She was so into it and she was so good. Wait, you're telling me Olivia Jade went straight from rowing to dancing with the stars? And that's why she was so athletic? Wait, okay, I'm confused. I haven't seen-

I haven't seen clips of Anna Delvey dancing. Was she just like not giving a fuck? I haven't seen a single clip of her dancing. I've only seen interviews. Do you think her little right leg was like a little weighed down? She couldn't move properly? She couldn't hit the salsa? I didn't think about that. Well, all I've seen is interviews and in every interview she might as well have gone like...

On the fucking interviewer. They go, where are you going to put the golden trophy or whatever if you win? And she goes, in storage. I thought she was going to say like in the trash. No, but it's like that. Or like, what are you most excited for after dancing with Ezra? Like whatever. And she's like, the outfits. Like it's like insane. Do you think that's like her actual personality or do you think she's like running with this bit and trying to like

put on this persona there is this clip of her where like before the camera focuses on her and dancing with the star she's all like smiley and whatever and then she notices the camera's on her and she goes like

Like Lana Del Rey accepting the award. She's laughing. She goes, like, just starts mogging, like, was, like, ready for it. Lana Del Rey got married. Dude, I, do you know about this, Amore? You told me about this the other night, but I'm not, like, as into Lana Del Rey as you guys are, so I had no idea any of this was going on. I mean, wrong. You're wrong. Wait, what? Just for, like, not being into her like we are. Oh, sorry.

I literally woke up Tana the other morning with that news. That was the first thing I said to her. I busted through her door and I said, Tana, Lana got married. So obviously for a little bit of backstory, she goes on this alligator boat tour in the middle of the bayou. I'm talking bayou, right? Like in the middle of the bayou. And the boat tour guide, she takes a liking to.

And they start being rumored to be dating paparazzi photos of them everywhere. She denies the rumor. She's like, we are not dating. Two months later, she's marrying him. Maybe that's what she meant. They are not dating. They are actually engaged. Absolutely. It's just so Lana Del Rey. It's like, I feel like Lana Del Rey is constantly doing things that are so Lana Del Rey, but like that even the fans couldn't think of. Like she's one upping the so Lana Del Rey image.

She is, but sometimes, like, I love and admire so much, like, people who just want to be fucking normal. Like, and did you see her walking down the aisle? There's, like, tractors next to her. Like, they didn't even mow the grass. Like, she did not give a fuck. She just wants to marry that alligator guy. She said, like, soonest available venue. Quickest option. But then, Paige, you're a big Lana Del Rey fan. Do you think that this will last?

No. No. You don't think so? Has she been married before? No. Well, why don't you think it would last? Just a hunch. I feel like she's going to be one of those. And I love this bitch. I love her so bad. And she was just dating Quavo. Yeah.

No. Was she? I think that was for their song. I think. But they were holding hands and shit. That's another thing we have to talk about, by the way. Oh, Cardi B and... Yeah. Oh, I don't even know. No, I feel like she's one of those women and God bless her. I think she's going to be like married and divorced five different times and...

I see myself in that. Yeah. And I love that. I hope not, but I love to see like someone like step out with someone unlikely like Bella Hadid in her like full-blown cowgirl relationship right now. Yeah. She's dating like a true traditional cowboy. He's like, like she's cutting and she's not a Western writer. She's an equestrian. She's like an English writer. Cutting. She's cutting. She's like, it's a

rodeo like western um event where you like there's a cow oh my god wait god i guess you wouldn't care about it what there's this little girl dusky lynn she's my favorite um barrel racer she's only 10 years old and she's the first 10 year old to ever win 1 million dollars in uh

prize money and she's so amazing and I'm barrel racing with the horse yeah you like go around the little barrels with the horse I want to join the rodeo so bad but I feel like you and I like when I talk about poker is the like how you feel is the exact way I feel when you tell me something about like barrel racing like I love you and you're interested in it but like you don't but like Bella Hadid like the most beautiful woman in the world just fucking cutting horses like basically like it's like a cow and like the horse is like

going one-on-one with the cow and it's you gotta see it you need to like google like cutting i'll get on that but regular regular guy that she's married she's dating and she's so happy and that's how i feel about lana del rey i mean i hope it lasts for her i just feel like she has a track record of dating not the best men no yeah no comment on that yeah wouldn't be surprised pb the other night

You know, BB's just a fun time, okay? And we were all out drinking, having the time of our lives, okay? After one of our New York shows, okay? And there was like, think like as drunk as we can get, okay? And BB finds herself a set of twins.

Okay. Uh oh. Finds herself a set of twins that she met them in LA for some reason she invited them out in New York. It was like a whole thing and she's with one twin the whole night making out like they're like together right? And then a few minutes later she's with the other twin doing like Are they identical? Like rubbing his shoulders. She's like doing this like and the twin goes you know I'm not like I don't know their names but he's like you know I'm not Jacob right? And she's like

No, of course. And so she, Bebe, individually made it a point for the rest of the night to go around to every single person at the club and be like, to make it like it was her thing. Like make it seem like she's just a shoulder rubber. No, at one point I was really getting a shoulder rub from Bebe, but you know, I was like hammering, so I was like, fuck yeah, but then I found out I was just a chess piece. That's also just like low-key genius because I feel like if I did something like that, I would not...

know how to recover. Like, I would, like, I'd have to leave the establishment. It's just so funny. She's, like, literally running around rubbing shoulders just to, like, save face. I was talking to Brooke about this time that I was hooking up with a guy from a popular Netflix reality television show. Right. You're like, which one? It was... We were, like, hooking up and...

I know, I know. I know, I know. Oh, I know this story. Keep going, keep going, keep going. I want to hear it. I am all excited. I'm shit-faced. Like, I'm not even Tina. I'm like, Tina! I'm like, Trina. Like, there needs to be, like, a third. I am, like, gone to the world, okay? And I'm making out with him, and I pull away, and there's another member in a different season named Dom, and I pull away, and I'm like, Dom, you're the best, right? Yeah.

And I just watch the lights leave his eyes. He's like, are you fucking kidding me? Like, are you fucking kidding me? And then I keep doing it all night. I keep... And at one point, here's how I tried to play it off, right? Stop.

we like we kiss whatever I pull away and I'm like dumb and I just watch him again he's like I go is your best friend right I was then trying to turn it into like sentences which is so fucking insane and like the pause would be like a minute long like dumb dumb dumb

Dala is performing tonight. It just makes sense for that to happen to you. It really is. It's just that was I mean, that was a different girl. I'm reformed now. But Jesus Christ. I'm surprised I've never been called the wrong name. I think about that all the time because all my men always have like five girlfriends at a time. Oh, last night, Brooke Amari is like in the corner of the fucking tour bus.

like in my room and we're all like hooting and hollering, kiki-ing and he's, Amari is so wildly addicted to this iPhone game called Genshin Impact. And I mean like- Sponsor me. Sponsor me.

wildly addicted though do you know one time I was like really shitting on him about it and he goes they have more Twitter followers than you they have like 4 million Twitter followers they're huge who's they Genshin Impact but anyways and obviously I haven't seen him already I want to hang out with him right like I'm trying to get his attention and Paige shows me this photo

of carol baskin when she was younger okay have you seen it no is she hot give page the mic when she talks she serves oh sorry um i keep getting comments on my tiktok being like you look like young carol baskin i'm like shut up i don't want to hear it and then after like the 50th comment i was like okay like let me just look i'm not kidding brooke that could be my twin oh fuck show me are you ready to see young carol baskin like tell me this couldn't be potentially page's mother

Oh, wow. I know. Wait, why? She's a baddie. Yeah. Speaking of, I heard she was getting them in and killing them and whacking them. Yeah. So anyways, we're trying to get Amari's attention. And we're like, Amari, you have to see this photo of Paige's mom. They look just alike. He was ignoring us in the room while we're having this whole conversation. And we sent him the photo of young Carole Baskin. He's like, oh, my God, that's so cute. Like, Paige's mom is so cute. Like, whatever, blah, blah, blah.

and we're dying laughing and finally he's like what and we're like that's young carol baskin he goes oh i just didn't even look like he didn't even fucking no no he didn't even look at the photo i looked but it came in as a text message at the top and the photo was just right there in the corner it's like i see it small and i was like they do resemble each other and you don't give a fuck about young carol baskin is serving and i don't give a fuck about carol baskin you should but it was the fact that he was so immersed in playing gentian impact that we had this whole conversation two feet away from him and he didn't

didn't even notice. Like I was telling Tana about how like I've been getting comments and like we're looking up Carole Baskin. He didn't hear a word. Okay, but this is the queen of selective hearing right here. So it's the pot calling the kettle black. Why do you always go to deflect blame? Because you're sitting here talking about how I wasn't listening. That was Paige talking about how you weren't listening. You brought it up because you're talking about how I wasn't listening. But Paige, Paige just said, I love when everyone cites.

Sibling Abby. Call on camera. We started chimp crazy. How far in are you? Four minutes. Brooke, Brooke, I'm going to try again, okay? But I...

And Paige has a lot of thoughts on this as well. Dude, it's weird. Dude, here's my thing. That's the whole point. But you don't understand how crazy it gets. Chimps kind of freak me the fuck out. And I just realized it's like, but you don't understand how crazy it gets. Like it like it's so wild. And the fact that there are people like this was just roaming the earth. Like the owners of the chimps, by the way.

- It is not even, it's like Tiger King on crack. - I don't know if I can get over the like, ugh feeling. Like why do you have a walk-in Hannah Montana style closet of clothes for your chimp? Like that chimp wants to be swinging from a tree. - Because it's like a doll. - No, but we were so high that it was freaking me the fuck out. Like I was looking at these chimps and I'm like, they are one degree away from being human and it's scary. - No, but worse than that, they have the strength of like 12 men.

So like... We were watching one of the chimps watch TV and the thing was like clapping and going crazy. I was like, wait, you understand? Wait till you see Tonka who is able to drive a car. Okay? But it's actually scary because they age just like humans. So like when a chimp is tiny, they're the cutest things ever. That's the ones you're like swinging around. You see them in movies and stuff. But then they grow into like these enormous animals and they can...

rip doors off of cars and like, they're so scary. Objectively are a very fascinating and cool animal. I don't know if I can get behind these chimp people. But you're not, yeah, but that, you can because it's so insane and just the way that they, like the lengths they go to to own these chimps like underground, it is the

craziest thing ever. Set those chimps free. You have to see there's this girl. God, I wish I remember her name. What did you say? Toddlers and Tiaras Chimp Edition. That's what it fucking feels like. They were going to like beauty pageants. No, but like, can I give you a spoiler? Yes. Okay, but this is a spoiler alert for the fans. Imagine Tana has a chimp, okay? She calls you and she says, my chimp is running rampant. I need you to come help me. Like,

corral him okay so you show up to help and you have his favorite Elmo toy you have his favorite Elmo toy you're trying to lure him in he comes and he starts he pulls both of your hands off rips your face off your body and dismembers your whole body okay okay but it's like Tana calls the police and says my champ is killing

my friend my chimp is killing my friend okay the girl her whole she had to have an entire face transplant you should have seen what she looked like and then Tana goes back out less than a year later and buys another chimp that is the ultimate disrespect that you have to be like on drugs I mean I'm sure they are but like that's like what happened but that's how attached they get to them because they're like they're babies like if Murphy ripped someone's face off

sucks for you but like i just getting attached to a chimp i think is like i just i can't i don't know what do you have questions so like how is this not fucking illegal because it is that's the point that's how the whole process like the concept of the show they're keeping them low-key in their basements and like hiding them from the feds and it's like a whole thing

One of them killed off Tonka and made fake ashes and they're looking, everyone's looking for Tonka and she's like, Tonka's dead. She's in court going, I miss him. And then she's just going downstairs to her basement to feed him. That actually is fucking crazy though. But I understand what you're saying. Like they are so cute. As babies. Dude, do you know that chimps have been taught sign language and really think about this. The longest sentence that a chimp has said in sign language is like

18 words. Yes, they're very smart animals. So then that, no, what was, there's a gorilla. No 40 words and then the sentence is like, give me food, give me food now, give me food, give me food or I hurt. Like, it's like. No, who was the gorilla? There was a gorilla who was taught a complete ASL. Who? Coco. Coco the gorilla. I think he actually just recently passed but he was, he was,

He was fluent in ASL. I'm not even kidding. But then I'm thinking about Chimp Crazy and I'm thinking like Jane Goodall could have slayed. Like Jane Goodall, I'm positive she could have just skipped down the street with those things. Have you seen like the orangutan on TikTok that like does the bag hauls?

no i'm telling you we're on different sides last week we just talking about rock cleaning competitions this week it's orangutan bagels and for those have been who have been asking if i'm on nutter butter tiktok yes i am what what happens on nutter butter tiktok who has been asking multiple people yes i am on nutter butter tiktok i'll show you it's like five words like just please um brain rot

official Nutter Butter account. Oh, I can't wait. Like deep fried meat Nutter Butter. Isn't it one of those like Gen Z people who are running accounts and they're like really funny like the Empire State Building account? Which by the way, me and the Empire State Building are beefing, okay? We are in a fight and we are no longer friends because...

I'm not even kidding because they like... Moving from like Alyssa Violet to like the Empire State Building. No, I'm not even kidding. I was like going around boasting about how close me and the Empire State Building were because obviously we've been texting. And I was in New York for four days, ghosted me the whole time. It's literally, I felt like he like literally... You know when a guy is like all like excited to hang out with you until it actually comes time and then all of a sudden he just disappears. That's what I think about the Empire State Building. So I will remember this.

Left me speechless. Honestly, it's funny because Paige has a similar situation about that, but under the Empire State Building. And I was actually going to ask you to talk about it. Do you want to talk about it? Yeah, I'll open up. Okay, but to finish my thought, the orangutan TikTok. I'm not kidding. People will come by like holding their bags and they'll go like this. And like they'll take out items like this. Bag hauls. It's actually so scary. Bag hauls.

You know, what is like the percentage of like difference between our DNA and that's what I'm saying. If that question has to even be asked, I cannot get behind big chimps. Like I like them where they, where they're at, like jungles and zoos and shit, but like people just kicking it with them. It's like, okay,

It's because they are so close to humans and that's why they're so smart. And honestly, there are probably chimps out there that are completely smarter than us. There are chimps. First of all, she can't drive and some chimps can. Tonka the chimp could drive better than her. Dude, a newborn. That five-year-old girl just went to Target. Anyone can drive better than me. Do you know that there was this psychological study done that the human brain...

If you see something really close to a human but it's not a human, like for example, AI robots or like certain things that your brain is wired to feel uneasy about that. Like because it's like your brain can't compute that it's like not a human fully. Like Uncanny Valley. Yeah, like it's kind of like that vibe. People always comment that on my TikToks. Wow. I'm sorry. That's like how I feel about chimps. Like it's too close to a human that watching it

do human-like things kind of freaks me out. I don't know. Who do you know though? Who's that, Harry? Tell me about this man so we don't talk about just only... Chimps. Chimps. Oh my fucking God. Okay, so the last episode I was on, you guys know, I've been back with my ex, Eek, and I'm talking to this new guy that I met at my friend Nikki's wedding. Well, I'm not talking to him anymore because...

I'll let you know. - He was the one that was queening out, her words, she was attracted to him because he was queening out at karaoke to Chapel Row. - I thought that we were just queening out together and then we started making out and anyway. So we kept texting after our first initial hangout and he was like, oh my gosh, let me know when you come to New York, I really wanna see you, dah, dah, dah, send me your tour schedule, we'll make something happen, wanna hang with you in New York, whatever.

So we've been texting pretty consistently up until New York. So the day comes we're in New York. I text and I reach out. I said, hey, oh my gosh, I'm in Manhattan. What are you doing? He's like, oh my goodness, I can't wait to see you. Like I'm going to a Peggy Goo set right now. But when it's done, those are my types of men. So yeah, he goes to Peggy Goo set and he's like, I'll text you when it's done at like 10 p.m. See where you're at.

I went to emo night. So I was at you. So you went to emo night with Sada, Chris Miles, Bambi and a bunch of. Yeah. Amari was there and a bunch of randoms. I don't even know. I don't even want to say what you were calling it. Like it was insane. It was nuts. It was nuts. So I'm at emo night. He texts me. He's like, where are you? I told him emo night. He's like, oh, well, I honestly I'm so tired, babe. Like I just took Molly at Peggy's set.

Like tired After Molly I'd be like I'd be like Come right now Like whatever So he tells me He's wicked tired This and that And he's like But I'll see you tomorrow Like okay Like sure

Go to sleep, wake up in the morning. He's texting me again. Oh my gosh, so sorry about last night. I really want to see you today. I'm like, okay, great. Like, let's make a plan. This man's like, well, I don't know. I think I'm going to go to the park at five or six, but maybe after, like, let me know what you're getting into. Also like, what's at the park that you can't join? Like what park? That's my thing. The bitch's park. Okay.

Right. I'm like, okay, just invite me to do something. It doesn't have to be extravagant. I will literally go to the park with you. We can get coffee, walk around, get a drink. Especially how much interest he's shown in you. It's like, what are we doing here? Right. And like asking for my schedule, asking like when I was going to come to New York, saying like he really wants to see me. Literally the Empire State Building. Exactly. So now I'm finally in your city and it's crickets and it's fucking crickets. Right. Exactly. Maybe she's running that account. Yeah.

So any who's the night wraps up. I tell him I'm like, what the fuck? Like what's going on? He's like, honestly, I'm so drained from this past weekend. I've been hosting so many friends. Da da da. Like, well, if you've been hosting all this time, then why couldn't you invite me? You couldn't have just made five fucking minutes to meet up with me. Just grab a bite. It's like the like third time he's acted like this, you know? And it's just annoying because you're very much the type of person where if a guy says, let's hang out tonight, you're going to get like already. Oh,

yeah so then it's like you're sitting there fucking glam and it's like fuck you dude it's like it is like the plight of being a woman I swear to fucking god I am getting ready and I just knew it you know like when you have that intuition like that gut feeling I'm like I know he's gonna fucking bail meanwhile I'm like carving out my fucking eyebrow and sure as shit I heat up a hot tool for you and

and you bail on me, like I'm shoving that fucking curling iron up your ass. I swear to God. So I'm like taking my time doing my glam because I'm like, I know he's gonna, I had the feeling he's gonna text me and he's gonna cancel. Sure as shit, text me. He's like, I'm so sorry. I'm so fucking tired. Like blah, blah, blah. I just go, okay, get some sleep. Good night. And then text her a few days later, like I'm in LA, right? Like yada, yada, whatever. Oh yeah, so he texts me two days ago and he goes, hey, so sorry about New York again. Like I was just so tired.

If I hear I'm tired one more fucking time, shut up. Or I'm so sorry. Take an Adderall. Jesus Christ. Right. Drink a fucking espresso shot like the rest of us. And he was like, by the way, I'm back in L.A.,

So I'm like, what do you want me to do with that information? You're back in LA. Cool. I'm still on tour. I'm on the fucking road. You're telling me all this for why? Yeah. And you just had me for four days straight. And now all of a sudden you want to hang out at Kick Rocks. So it's my thing as well as I asked Peyton, I was like, how old is this guy? Right? He's like 38 years old. And it's like-

Oh. 36. But like that is 19 year old behavior and I just don't understand how these like 35 year old men get off acting like that. It's like you know you have 30 minutes right? 30 yes. Not too much though. But I'm just saying like that guy is gonna be bald in fucking four years. Okay? Yeah.

Okay, well, now I need to call on some advice from the girls and the gays. Because what the fuck do I do? Do I text him back and just say like, yeah, New York was weird. What the fuck was that? Yes, I would. Oh, I thought you already did that. No, no, no. I was thinking about it. I haven't done it yet. I would just be like, honestly, if you really wanted to see me, you would have seen me in New York. Yeah. And here's my thing. I'm kind of in my era now of like saying what I feel because I feel like for the most part, I don't do that. And like, I just hold shit in and like,

I just look back and there's so many times where I'm like damn I should have said this I should have spoken about this and now it's like I have the opportunity to like do that why not just text him and say how I feel no I'm all for that but I was just talking to Jordan Marona about this weirdly for like a long time the other day about how some people are just like innately like that like just

abrupt and say what's on their mind and like address situations and then some people and it all kind of comes back to your childhood if you were raised with people pleaser tendencies or not like you know what I mean like mm-hmm

I don't know. It's just some people don't have that in them, so it's harder for some people. It's so hard for me because I'm such a bite-my-tongue, keep-the-peace type of person. So I feel like I'm really working on saying how I feel and putting it out there. Yeah, I'm like, show my tongue, ruin my life. I feel like my fuse has gotten shorter, so now I'll be like, okay, well...

Sucks for you Sorry you couldn't see me then You can't see me now Sorry Yeah and I think that's just like How I want to go about it I also think that it's like He's already shown himself to you So if you were to get in any deeper And then this were to happen Imagine the like genuine like pain Yeah and you'd be like I already knew that this was coming And I put myself through it again Yeah I know I guess I always just try to like

take things at face value to you like if he's telling me oh my god I'm so tired because I did Molly and I'm fucking crashing out right now like da da da I like try to consider that but also I'm like that's such a shit excuse no but if you really wanted to see someone would you ever text them and say I'm too tired yeah no never and why are you 35 taking Molly

Is that just not a red flag to anyone? I mean, I guess it's... I mean, I don't know. Because to me, 35 isn't old at all. If they're taking Molly in like a camp occasional way at 35, like, okay. But if they're like taking Molly all the time at 35, then yes, that's the biggest red flag ever. What is a camp occasional way? Like...

They have a good job. Everything is fucking, their life is in order. They don't have any addictive tendencies, problems. And then they go to like a music festival with their friends and they take Molly. Yeah. Or like they're, they go to Burning Man. Nope. That's always wrong. But,

You don't like Burning Man? They take their cyber trucks to Burning Man. Oh, no. But you know what? All this to say, I have a really hard time standing on business and I'll probably be in his bed in approximately two weeks. Oh, my God. Sometimes I just want to chain you to something. HR violation. I won't. Oh, speaking of talking to Jordan and shit.

I've been, we've been doing meet and greets, right? And I've met, like at every meet and greet pretty much, I have people be like, oh, I came to the Tana and Friends tour or I came to like your first ever tour or like I came to this tour, right?

And I was just talking to Jordan about all of those old shows. And I was thinking about my first ever run of tour, right? I was like 16 years old doing these shows, maybe 17 years old. And so then that means my audience was probably like 13 and 14. And we would have to do the shows in the daytime, like meet and greet at 10 a.m. Like I was awful, okay? And like show at like 3 p.m. because like the bars couldn't open. Because it had to be like a matinee, right? Yeah.

And I was asking Jordan, I was like, what did I do on stage? And like, this was during my story time era. So I would just walk out and like do one story time, right? The tickets were very cheap, but imagine like the whole show was just me coming out here doing a United Airlines rant and then walking off of stage. I love that. And at this time too, I think I was a lot more vulgar. Like obviously just because I hadn't been raised yet. Like Jordan helped raise me. Like I was just like straight out of Vegas. Awful. Like on stage, like...

job job and we are demonetized yeah that might have to be a lot of bleeping but often i would have like moms would bring obviously their kids and i would have moms like stand up and be like

what like stop using this language. What the fuck is a show? I'll never forget this one time in Freehold, New Jersey, I was playing iPlay and I like was on stage telling like a sex story. And again, obviously like I'm like 17 and there were some older people as well, but like also there were people who are my age at this time in my crowds. And I was telling a story,

And this mom stands up and she's like, shut the fuck up. Like, stop doing this. And were you there for that? I remember when I think this is the same mom. Is that the one that called the police? That's what I was going to say. So, yeah, like she's saying that. And I very much obviously just rowdy, wild child Vegas. I was like, listen, I'm sorry you're not monitoring what your kids watch. Like it was just and then obviously probably like 17. And then like obviously as well.

the whole audience was just wild in Tana fans so they're booing the mom like it's like it was like crazy and then she called 911 on my show and said what like I see a girl using poor language essentially yeah essentially yeah and like the police came but then they ended up like coming on stage and like the show just went on yeah it was a moment

Everybody knows that I'm a good girl, officer. You know what's so funny that you brought that up? Sorry, Amar, thank you. The last meet and greet that you did, some girl came up to you and she was like, oh my gosh, the last time I saw you was when we were so young. My mom brought me to your show and you kept talking about doing it and she literally had to make me leave.

Like that happened like a decent amount of times. That's sad. We had one mom in the audience last night. I don't know if you saw her. She was literally like right over here. And the whole time, I'm not kidding, it was just never even cracked a smile. And I was trying so hard for her. And a lot of our stories now are like way more like a childhood trauma story, a shitting yourself story. They're not as like...

You know what I mean? But just think about the context of my YouTube videos at the time. Like that was the time bleep this, obviously for those who know, like my biggest story time was me talking about a fight in the airport where I'm going, you're, you're, you're. So like, that was like the whole context of like those shows. And it's just like, who gave me a microphone? Like, but it is weird now because like,

We do shows and like 24 year old girls will come up and they'll be like, I went to your show eight years ago. And that is whatever. Like it's I don't know. It's just fucking interesting. Raised by Tana Mongeau. Anyone that's been raised. But you have a pretty good retention rate. Yeah. They just they deserve financial compensation. OK. Like that's all I know. It's just like fucking nuts. It is so crazy to like have a fan base that's growing up with you at the same time, like simultaneously.

That's literally what I always say. I'm like, thank you. Like you raised me. I'm like, thanks for growing up with me. Obviously, like that is just like fucking insane. Oh, my God. We have a scorpion update. So, you know how last time on the podcast we talked about how I had a roommate who went on a date with a guy. Yeah, I thought it was Paige. No, no, no. Went on a hinge date with a guy and then. You never said it was your roommate.

You said close friend. Oh, well, it was Ashley. Oh. And she went on this date with a guy and he gave her scorpion venom like out of a dropper. And I was like, babe, that's GHB. Like, what are you doing? Right. But I podcasted about it. And then he found out somehow the guy, the scorpion guy. And so then she makes a tick talk about it. That's why I'm now allowed to say it was her. She blocked me. Yeah.

One day. One day we'll work it all out on the remix. But any whoosie, he said that he was doing a scorpion. The reason he found out is because he was at a scorpion venom convention running a booth and all of these young girls were coming up to him asking if it had like roofies in it. And he was like, after like the ninth girl came up to the booth, he was like, why are you asking that? And like the girls were like, I just watched this episode of the canceled podcast where like someone like was talking about

and like yada yada and it's just funny like him like the actual guy I was talking about ended up like I like it's just so weird to think about the like impact of cancelled like I never think about things like that like that now all scorpion venom salesmen might be questioned by girls in our demographic you know he wants to come on the podcast and spread awareness about yeah scorpion venom actually like

I think it'd be so cool if we came on and just told the people about what's going on and how it works and the benefits. She blocked him. She was like, I don't want any man who is begging to go on the podcast and I respect her for that so heavily. There is one thing I want to talk to you guys about. I just recently was tripping with Tart. Oh, yeah. I was in New York City literally at the same time as you guys, which was just so crazy. I went a little early because you guys were there. I didn't even see you. At all. I had no idea you were there. Yeah, which is just so weird. No one told me. But...

It's just so interesting, like being a part of that. Well, one, I'm so grateful. It was so fucking cool. Yeah. It made no sense to me because what business do I have on a tart trip? Plenty of business. You're amazing and flawless. But like, where's my winged eyeliner?

Oh, you know, like what? When have I ever promoted a Tarte product? Yeah, maybe that was like a Mario invite. Okay, so I found out like the reason why they were doing this because I was like, everyone saw the Hermes bracelets and I remember getting my package at the house and I was like, I just know there's no fucking Hermes bracelet in my package. Two different things. So Tarte was doing like the gifting or whatever for the girls. I'm sure that's just for people that like make great sales and then they wanted to do something for creators that are BIPOC, which is Black Indigenous People of Color. And what am I?

You know? And so that's how I got my invite and so grateful and had so much fun. It was for the Charlie XCX Sweat, or Charlie XCX Troye Sivan Sweat Tour. It was fucking nuts. Imagine Madison Square Garden full. Oh my God. Full of the girls and the gays. Just insane. That shit was jumping. I would have done anything to be there. It was so insane. Did you just like smell poppers in the air? Oh, oh yeah.

I also put up a, you know how you can like write on Snapchat? Yes, it's my favorite bit. I put it up to my head and I go, anyone got poppers? Wait. And then at one point, cigarettes, question mark. But going into it, I was so nervous because, I mean, you guys have been on like really cool Tarte trips, like the ones that have like, you go places for like a bunch of days. I haven't been there. The groups that you guys are with, it's all girls that you guys are familiar with and stuff. I didn't know anyone. Thank God Tara, Yummy, and Alyssa were there. But I asked for the-

Her best friend. Oh. Oh. Violet? Bitch! Anyways, thank God they were there, but I'm obviously nosy. I think there was only like 12 of us, so going into it, I asked for the list of people because I'm like, who's going on this trip? Me, every time. Yeah, like who am I going to kiki with? I need to know if my aunts are there. Yeah. And I didn't know any of the names. I met everyone. Everyone was so fucking nice. There was only two guys, me and this other guy, Grant. But we're all just...

I'm so different from all of them. Like I have nothing to relate to with all these tart girls. There were girls like, I remember sitting in the Uber and like we're talking, they're, well, I'm just sitting there playing Genshin Impact. And they're like talking about like wedding bands and diamonds and all this stuff. And like, even like I wanted to meet Maureen so bad because I know she gets down. Yeah.

And she wasn't there. She was in Florida. I was so sad. How do you know that? But I know she likes to have fun. She has a good time. And I've heard nothing but great things about her. So I was like, oh, I'm so excited. And I know like she loves you. And so I was like, okay, that's perfect. Like great bonding experience. I'm like, you love my best friend. You're going to love this. Like put me on the next trip to Bora Bora.

baby please Maureen please please just like the vibes were so like almost like chill and it's like we're going to Charlie XCX yeah you wanted like some ratchetry some summer some sweat some girls exactly yeah and so we like get to the the box and it's just so funny because like all the girls are just like quiet and it's almost like

who's gonna grab the bottle to like start taking shots and I'm like bitch like we're getting down 100% so then tell me so then Tarayami shows up and like do you have any Tarayami tea any Tarayami lore like what did you guys get into we went out after to like um

various like bars and like you know did you feel like you were I feel like Tarayami at a Charlie XCX concert is like Kim K when we were leaving when we were leaving it was like literally a madhouse and not to even mention like just like the the

everyone there was already so amped up because like you're bringing out Addison Rae you're bringing out Lorde you're bringing out the original Apple girl like just like it was nuts like what they put into this concert so everyone's vibes are so high we're leaving I'm not kidding I felt like I was leaving with Kim Kardashian and I was like this is lit can we talk I'm like she put you to shame no I'm just kidding

No, but it's crazy. Can we talk about Addison Rae for a second? Oh my God, I'm so obsessed with her. Obsessed. Dude, I was up until 3 a.m. last night deep diving Addison Rae's lore. And we were talking about this the other day because obviously we've known Addison for a very long time and I fucking love her and I always have. I think she is the sweetest girl in the world who truly means well. But it is funny because my first memories with Addison, when I first met her and stuff, she very much was like,

Crawfish and what did Tim Dillon say? Crawfish and hate. Like kidding, not hate, but like very much like, where's the fireball y'all? Like, you know what I mean? Sorority girl ass outfit. And now like seeing her at like the VMAs and she like no Southern accent, like full rebrand, like,

And the full rebrand is so insane. Cause like at first she went from that to like high fashion. Right. And she was killing high fashion, but then decided that her niche was like two thousands Tumblr, you know, and now it's all like sideways digital photos and like getting the paparazzi photos in like with the Brittany book out.

Half red Even though she just bought it And I love that you like Say this like the Full 180 She's done because When I saw her come out I went to like text her After to like see What she was up to And it's like Okay Aniston's not gonna Respond to me Come on she's left Everyone in the dust Maybe But yeah but no She hasn't left Everyone in the dust That's true Every time I see her Like she's so fucking sweet And we have a great time But

I opened my phone to text her. I'm like, why can't I find her number? I was like, I have Addison's number. We've texted before. She's in my phone as Addison Easterling because I met her as Addison Easterling. That's her last name. I forgot about that. She did just kind of like, oh shit. I was like, god damn. We were in the back of Taylor Holder's car drinking fireballs.

So like, oh my God, I'm like enamored by her. Like, what was it? The recent award show where she wore the little white and she's smiling so much and she's just like, she is just like, she has, she is in full Britney effect. Oh, and she's on her knees on the carpet. I'm like, God, I love you so much. She's everything. And then I,

And then I, so even her performance at Madison Square Garden, her whole like set was insane. It was her like bending over, busting it open. I know, getting lifted around and bent over and like, so Brittany, so Brittany, so Brittany, so Brittany, so Brittany, so Brittany, so Brittany, so Brittany, so Brittany, so Brittany, so Brittany, so Brittany, so Brittany, so Brittany, so Brittany, so many people were like, that's,

oh, that's not, and trying to hate on it. That's not what I can do. That's not appropriate. Exactly. That's not what I'm doing. I'm sitting at home. Also, yeah, that's why you're not there. We were jumping. It's so easy to sit on your couch and criticize, but Addison Rae is at fucking Madison Square Garden. Literally, Madison Rae. I think it's like,

I just think it's fucking crazy because I think that most people struggle with the influencer to fucking worldwide pop star pipeline. And I think every move she has made is so calculated and intelligent, whether people realize it or not. And either you get it or you don't. And I just like fucking love her. Okay, you guys, a dark stage is...

A union. What is it? A union. Listen, the union's about to come up in here like the feds and raid us. Okay. It's like a union regulation. Basically, like there's a certain amount of hours per day that nobody can be working on the stage. It's like, it's just like policy. And y'all know I don't work well with policies. And there's a huge fine if anybody sets foot on stage during the dark stage. And it is from 4 to 6 p.m. today. Okay. And right now it is 3.56. So we are going to move this party to

the green room yes in layman's terms we're getting the boot hello and welcome back to this episode we had to move due to union rules now we are in front of the meet and greet backdrop i kind of want to have someone from the meet and greet come be on the podcast for like 10 minutes like i think it would be so fun i think so too because we've never does that mean we don't get to go back down oh wait no we have to do you're right okay

I'm not sure about my outfit of the night. Like the, this was originally my, these were my Vegas show shorts, like the cheetah glitter shorts. I might have to change before the show. I get to go home before those shows. So I get to do a little one, two shopping. Oh, I'm so jealous. Yeah. I'm going to have to go shopping at some point. Four suitcases. You're fucked. Tori just called these the vintage Charlotte Roos shorts. Did you see that? Honestly though, with the meet and greet,

yesterday this girl was wearing like really cute boots and we were like where are those from she's like Charlotte Ruth's Charlotte's making a comeback I love to see that but did you see that on TikTok like this girl was like yeah like the little tiny ones and she was selling them for like a billion dollars yeah Depop is crazy honestly I might get into it if things ever get go really south it's crazy that we're like getting older

And like Charlotte Roos is now vintage. Like I stole my first ever thong from there. Wet seal? Charlotte Roos? No, people post vintage wet seal on Depop. Find God. But like, is it vintage to like the younger generation? It is just crazy. What makes something vintage? Like how many years? Yeah, how many years have to pass for something to be vintage? I definitely don't know. I'm not in the mood to fact check. Can we...

Can we ask any of the old people in the room? My mom. I remember one time I stole a shirt from Wet Seal and it had a fire extinguisher on it and it said, I put out and my parents made me return it. Wait, do you know that? And I was like, this is so funny. I stole it. My mom, Fawn, used to wear a shirt all the time. It said, I put out on the front and then on the back it said fires. Okay. Like it was from the fire department, but she would like wear it to like, like with everybody. She'd wear it like. Yes.

you can attest to this so hard like it was so crazy when my parents randomly woke up one day and like had a rule like you can't wear that you know what i mean it's like like it just made no sense because it's like there's no curfew like i'm seven my parents would slut shame me i'd be like leaving the house they're like why are you wearing that top yeah i'm like let me live i'm 16 yeah my grandma always wanted me to slay she's like you look amazing i'm in like a

Tiny little skirt. Okay, this is such a random little thing, but we're talking about like clothes and stuff and slaying and our parents wanting us to slay. Back in like second grade, you know those converse that like are just laceless? Yeah. And they're just like fray or whatever on them. I wanted them so bad because I was just like, oh, they're laceless. I think they're so cute. And I went to school and then my parents got me for them because it's like whatever makes me happy. They don't know whatever. They don't think they're gay. I go to school. Everyone's like, they're...

second grade i was bawling my eyes i was like take these converse back now wait did you know in second grade no oh i didn't know until i started social media should have known you did you really did not know you were gay until you started social media because that's when i started getting attention from guys which i need more of now

great segue I'm newly single and okay so I know what you're thinking because I did just hard launch with him like this is what it looks like you know what's crazy though a lot of people I'm not I'm not even sure that a lot of people know that you and Ty broke up no they really no because so I hard launched my relationship and we were together for five months before and we were like talking exclusively pretty much for like six before yeah but I just keep

it off social media because that's just like my preference you guys have seen my past with relationships online and so no one knew that like I was in a relationship and I hard launched us finally that's and god that's the worst it's like oh two weeks later the post is archived you know you have 30 seconds also archived I'm like

Why archive? Because you know it's coming. Holding on hope. I always archive because you never know what the future holds. You really do never know. But yeah, I'm newly single. So I would say if you want to take me on a date, but I don't think this is the right demographic to be taking me on dates. No, we got gays here. Well, yeah, but like...

turbulent ones. That's kind of rude. You just need to like have a little turbulent time. Little turbulent twink time. I tried that and we saw what happened. I'm out of time. Well, you redownloaded Hinge. Okay, so I... Amari, dude, it's like 4 a.m. last night. The lights are off. He turns to me and he goes, hey...

can I use your flashlight? I think he's like looking for something. He takes my phone flashlight on his face. He's like hinge scanning his face, like trying to like, okay, but let me make one thing clear is because like, obviously this is like new and I feel like it, it kind of looks like I'm just like over it. And,

That's not the case. But what I will say is... He's like, please come back. No, no, no, no. What I will say is like, I'm like, I'm looking for a boyfriend. Like, that's what I want. Like, I want a partner, you know? So it's like, if you're not going to be that for me, then it's like, I'm going to like, find that, you know? So it's not like I'm just like, oh, fuck that relationship. I don't love him anymore. Like, that's not the case. Are you also kind of low key? This is something I would do. Are you on Hinge trying to see if your ex is already back on Hinge? I don't see that.

Can I tell you something psycho I did? Do you want to? Yes. And then I have to laugh at an unfortunate moment of my life. Fine. I was trying to stalk one of my exes and I knew that he had just moved to a new city. So I changed my preferences to only his age. And then I paid $60 a month for hinge to specify his ethnicity so that I could only see people, his ethnicity and his age in his area within 20 miles. And I found him almost immediately. Um,

And then I realized just a couple days ago when I was deleting Hinge that I am still paying $60 a month for Hinge, which is like, how horny was I? $60 a month for Hinge? When I was single, I paid $60 a month. The preferences they give you. They let you say, like, I won't date anyone less than 6'5". It's to the point where you could, like, like,

Defer by like dietary preferences. It's so funny because, wait, what? It's just worth every fucking penny. Like you can be like, I don't want a man who doesn't eat gluten. I'm so desperate. I have no parameters. It's like age range, 25 to 60 plus. I've never been on one hinge date and I was paying $60 a month for probably years. I paid it last night. Fuck. Fuck.

Oh my God. I will never, ever, ever forget. I thought about this the other day. I'm like, I will live with this anger for the rest of my fucking life. I dated a guy off of Hinge. My first ever Hinge date turned immediately into a relationship and I thought all Hinge was going to be like that, right? Like, like,

After we ended up breaking up, like I realized like that was such an anomaly. Like everyone else is a murderer. But anyways, we break up, right? And I get back on Hinge or no, Brooke was on Hinge and Brooke is swiping through and she goes, isn't this your ex? Like, and it was like my ex of like three weeks ago and he already had all new photos on Hinge. Like, and photos I had taken, like I was, oh my God, I was so fucking mad. I was like, when were you in a forest? Sorry, really quickly. Um, on Raya, I can talk,

freely about it now because they kicked me off. I used to check Mr. Big because every time like you're in a new location if you log on it'll update your location. Okay so it would like say when he's somewhere. He came to visit us on tour and I went to check his Raya and it said that he was where we were. Like Orlando, Florida. Like he had logged into Raya laying next to me. Oh.

Oh, never mind. Sorry. Can I just say, though? It's crazy that you got... So, Brooke got banned from Raya, right? You had violated some actual strikes in the past, like talking about Pete Davidson on Raya. I understand why they were upset with that. Okay, you don't have to remind them. Okay. You don't need it. I don't need it now. Literally taken. But...

They banned her because she literally on the podcast, all she said was, I just got a Ryan notification. Just the words Ryan notification. And I was, have we talked about this? I don't know. I was talking about this with JP Sachs where he was like, I feel like if I said that they wouldn't ban me. And it's like, they wouldn't. At all. You know that they were just like, she's a liability. Like they saw canceled and they were like, this is it.

I think it was like a yearly thing. Like they were waiting for the review period to just kick me off. Like they were always going to kick me off. You know what I mean? Cause they do that. They do an annual review of every single person and they decide if you're still worthy or not. And I think they hit Google one time and they said she is not worthy anymore. Fuck. I've never made it on. So I just, I cannot partake in this conversation because I would like to keep my position, but Oh my God, wait, I have something fucking crazy to tell you guys.

So my guy, I'm just going to call him P-Man now because that's what everyone knows him as. That's a crazy nickname. Like you pee through someone's hands a couple of times and here we are. And here he is, my P-Guy. So I had him over to my place like right before we left for tour. Yeah. So he came to mind a pregame for like the McGee concert. And...

Little does he know My roommate had matched With him on Hinge When we first started talking Oh fuck So I had started talking To him like a week in My roommate Emily Was like oh my god Look like he just Liked me on Hinge I was like there's No fucking way What a rascal So I withhold This information right Until he's at my place

And we're pre-gaming for the concert and I go, oh, I have a surprise for you. And he's like, what is it? I knock on Emily's door. I go, Emily, come on out. They meet face to face. I go, do you remember her? He's like, who the fuck? And I go, you match with her on Hinge, babe. Weeks after we started talking.

That is so lame. Actual diabolical behavior. Diabolical crashing the fuck out. Me or her. Me or her. I'm going, you guys want to go to the concert together? I'm going, this is a great love story. Crashing the fuck out. That's incredible. That's actually incredible. I never had any real success stories. Like I had a lot of guys that I talked to from Raya, but like no one, nothing that ever stuck. I met my ex-boyfriend on Hinge.

I mean, I guess it's not a success. Hinge has better guys though because those are normal guys. Like Raya's like, oh, I'm an actor. You know, I was trying to get on Raya for so long. I had like eight friend passes.

added to my account. And like, it was like, oh, I was doing this stuff with MTV. Like, cause you know how they're just so like, you know? Nope, nope. They didn't want me. I'm like 30 friend passes. Yes. I remember I was so livid because there was one time I was asking the, the, our group chat for like,

friend passes or whatever because the boy that I was talking to was also part of a friend group and he pissed me off. He proceeded to send me a friend pass himself. A guy who fucked you over proceeded to then send you a friend pass, Turaya? Obviously. Devious bitch. Devious thing someone can do. That is diabolical. I would have to go lay in traffic. I think I cried.

Should we talk about Chapel Roan? Yeah. Absolutely. Okay. Handing it to Paige because she's like...

Okay, so when did this all start? Here's what I think. I think like you say, you always say this. I think you said it today. Like I love watching a bitch without media training. You did about Anna Delvey. And a lot of it is really funny. Like just, you know what I mean? And I understand like 40% of the like, I don't feel this way, but I'm just saying I can see how some people do where they're like,

I don't want to be bombarded in public by fans just because I'm putting music out. Like, I didn't sign up for this. Like, you know what I mean? People treating me as if they know me when I don't know you. And like, Doja Cat did that, right? But Doja Cat kind of did it right, right? Like, she said it once and then she got back to her version of media training. She meets fans when she wants to, whatever. Like, Chapel straight up, like,

I don't know. I just think action after action, it's starting to be like cussing out the photographer on the carpet. That confused me because... So did you watch the clip? He's saying like, shut the fuck up or something. And I think he was like, he had to have been talking to like another photographer because why would he be telling her to shut the fuck up? She was silent. But then she turns around and she goes,

don't fucking talk to me like that. And it's like, dude, she's crashing out big time. But I'm confused. Cause I'm like, I really actually don't think he was talking to you. I love Chapel Roan, but like, I do. I love her so much, but it's like, but like they are horrible. Everybody on the carpet, but it's also overwhelming and everybody's trying to get a photo and people are screaming over one another. Where is the point? This is what I want to say. I fucking love Chapel Roan. I'm genuinely just asking out of curiosity. Um,

and I've seen a lot of takes on this, okay, where people are like, maybe she didn't want to be famous. She just wanted to make art, right? And like, she just wants to make art and live a normal life, okay? But then when you're

to the VMAs and you're walking those carpets and you're doing those things, you're signing up for to be on a carpet of a bunch of people yelling. Like, you're signing up for rocketing into a new level of fame. Like, if you really didn't want the fame, release the music and just be... You could say like Lana Del Rey. Like, no one sees Lana Del Rey anywhere. She's in a field getting married. Mm-hmm.

That's just like She's at Waffle House And obviously yes Like some people Just want to make art And maybe my take Is completely wrong But I'm just I'm starting to get To the point where I'm like If you don't want this You can't love The good things about it And then hate the You know what I mean Right so then whatever She cancelled the show Shows Like a day before She was supposed to do it Which is so fucked Because you have to think About like

all of the fans who not only like live in the state that are going but that are traveling from out of state who have their flights and hotel rooms booked and like have taken work off seriously like that is so fucked to do so last minute and just like

It's also, is she on tour or is it literally just, cause I could understand like an artist saying I need to prioritize my health if they're on like a long fucking tour and like, do you know what I mean? Like, do you get what I'm saying? But like if it was just a one-off show that you're like promoting and then you're like, I need, and honestly like, I almost wish she lied. You literally took the words out of my mouth. Like, forgive me for saying this, but like,

Just lie. Like, just PR-wise. That's what it... Like, just... Just say you were sick, maybe. Like, because it's just like...

Saying I need to prioritize. Like, what about prioritizing your fans? What about prioritizing your job? Like, I'm fucking deathly ill right now, but I wouldn't just be like, I need to prioritize me. I signed up for this. I know people traveled. Like, you know, I don't know. I love her a lot, but I just feel like, God, I want her to get used to it. Because it's like... I think it just... Her major problem is that it happens so quickly. If it was like...

a slow burn and she kind of got like to dip her feet in the water I feel like it would be a little bit different but she did not but she also was try like performing on the street making music for years and years like you wanted that you wanted what you have for years but it is a classic case of getting what you want and then it's not what you imagined but there's such a thing like Charlie XCX did this for like

literally ever. She was making art, she was making music and like you wouldn't like necessarily stop her on the street but she wrote every single song you can think of. Like she was huge. So if it really is just about making art,

Make art quietly. She did say. You just, just exactly like don't tour and go to the award shows and set yourself up for the bad press potentially opportunities. Like just make the music and put it out and then perform when you want to. That's like, I guess that's where my head's at. I agree too because you said it was like a one-off show. Like it was, okay. It was like a festival. Oh, okay. And it's just like,

Like what you're saying about the tour thing. Shawn Mendes, he canceled like a big portion of his tour. I had tickets to go. But it's like he put out a statement was like, oh, like I really need to prioritize my mental health. Like tours a lot and stuff. And it's like, Shawn, I love you to death. Do what you need to do. Like, yeah, I think it was just the last minute, like one off show. And this, I think that when you're in this bubble,

beginning phase of your career, you're still, and maybe she doesn't want the spot, so who am I to say this, but like earning your spot, creating diehard fans. Like someone can love your music, but to have fans for 10 years,

a lot of times requires more than that. Your personality. It makes me scared to be her fan. I feel like she won't even like me. I think also to like get this gassed out this early on into her career is crazy because granted, like she did have a very quick like rise to fame, but also like it's,

She hasn't been doing like this for that long. Like as far as like being like an A-lister, like in the spotlight. She's been doing it behind the scenes for like a long time. But like to be in the spotlight for just a short amount of time and already being crashing out like this. Yeah, I also think the combo of like, I fucking hate my fans. And then like...

I'm going to perform this festival. It's canceled. I got to prioritize me like the, the smack pack of those. Yeah. Yeah. It's like choose a struggle. Also, I'm thinking about like people like Billie Eilish, for example, who had like, and I think her beginning of her career was also like that quick pretty much.

And she was like the most depressed, the most suicidal ever and was the best to her fans ever. Because now like in the beginning of this time, like is the time to really put your best foot forward and put in that fucking work and commit to it. And I think she's just popping out. I don't like the parasocial relationship. Don't come up to me. You know what I mean? People come up to me on the fucking streets and like grab my tits. Like I hate that. You know what I mean? There are things that there are boundaries you can set and things that you can hate. But in a,

in a way that doesn't make it seem like you just fucking hate this shit. And like, like Doja Cat, it's like she, she did it. And then like a year in was like, Hey, like I'm all for artists setting boundaries. Like I'm all for that. It's just, it's just really seeming like it's like, she doesn't want this shit.

Yeah. To me. Did you guys see that video of Anne Hathaway where like there's a bunch of fans like she's like getting out of a car. I think she's going to like some event. There's a ton of fans like that want to like meet her. Maybe she's leaving and stuff. And she's like, OK, like, hold on. Hold on. Like, just take a step back. Like, I'm going to come to you. She's very calm. She's like, yeah. Yeah. I was like, that's that seems like what she needs to be doing. If that's how you feel. I also get being just like like being.

I'm not mentally stable. Chapel could also just be like, I don't want to come to you. Like, I don't want to take photos. I'm like, yeah, I'm so sorry. I don't want to take a photo. Yeah. I really just think it's like the delivery of, it's not really the sentiments, it's the delivery and it makes me like wonder. I was going to say though, like I joke around, like I love a bitch without any like media training or any PR, dah, dah, dah. And I think for a minute, like that's what made her so likable.

was because she was relatable and like all of these people were looking at her like, oh, she's just a normal girl and she got launched into fame. However, it does get to a point where it's like, when do you draw the line and like you do need that media training and someone grab her fucking phone because this has been going on for like,

over a month now of like all these things like accumulating to like this actual like fall of the Midwest princess, but like the rise and fall, we're witnessing it right now. But I think, yeah, there comes a time where it's like, she needs someone to like put out proper statements and take her fucking phone away. And she can't just like shit post, go online and like be crazy and hectic post what she's saying. And then like,

not expect to have any backlash because of it. She could also just double down. Like, I relate this to this to like Lil Wayne, right? Like, I'm a diehard Lil Wayne fan and like, I've shown up to six Lil Wayne shows where he bailed that minute. Like, I was there in the crowd waiting and then it was like, actually, he's not coming out on stage, right? But Lil Wayne has very much

that and it's like that it's a part of his brand like Lil Wayne fans know if they're going to his show he might not be going to his show maybe yeah maybe it's just like a lottery system yeah like there are artists like she'll come if you're lucky yeah like there are artists who double down on all of it and if she doubles down honestly that might be a fucking hard ass move on her behalf too like that's dope

I guess. Yeah. I think people love relatability until it becomes like too serious. And it's like she's doing and saying things that she would say to like her friends and family like around a kitchen table. But instead of around a kitchen table, it's like on a platform to millions and millions of people. And then it gets to that point where it's like, okay, no, no, no. Yeah. But I do love her and I want to see her win. For sure. Me too. But if it's really just mental health, I want her to get that together because that sucks. And I like, fuck. Yeah. But I'm rooting for her. I mean...

Me too. I hope she gets her shit together. It's so funny to like have a conversation like this and then end it like, but I'm rooting for her. But like we are. We genuinely are. But I feel like she would hate me and it's sad because I love her. And also like if she did cancel this last show because she is like on sewer slide watch, that's really fucking sad. And like if she is canceling the show because like her mental health is rapidly declining and like at that point, then you know, you have to like give her some grace for that too. Yeah, I agree. I think it's just like the...

Don't book the shows. Don't do the VMAs carpets. If this isn't what you want. Overloading herself. Is she a puppet though? I was just about to say. People are forcing her to do shit. Is she booking the shows? No. Is she booking the appearances? No. You know how that goes. I guess that is true. She's getting like. But don't you feel like if she was a puppet, she'd be the type to be online? Like I was just a puppet. Yeah, but she probably can't say that, you know? But she probably can't say a lot.

lot of the things that she's like you know the stuff that she is saying there's probably no like clauses too she's just going on and like firing but she probably can't talk about like her management and like yeah stuff like that but then that's what the confusion comes into me because it's like wouldn't you think that like if you just want to be putting out art and all this stuff and you don't want to be famous like you wouldn't be interested in having managers and potential like

and all this stuff and like being thrown into like this stuff. Like that's what I don't understand. I guess just like to end it, like we'll see.

We'll see. I'm rooting. I'm streaming Pink Pony Club forever. We'll see. Knee deep. We don't want to call it off, but you don't want to call it love. Relatable as fuck. Cardi B is fucking done. And I am so motherfucking here for it. Wait, why? Well, have you not seen what's going on? No. She's going the fuck off on the internet in a crazy manner. But it is very much giving like...

I have tried with this man and tried with this man and tried with this man and I am...

Done. And obviously like Offset has cheated on her like openly their entire relationship for so many years. But what I love is when someone keeps something in their arsenal for so long and lets it out at exactly the right time. And this is what she did, Paige. She finally he threatened to like go online and say like all the shit that she did, like all the trifling she was doing. And she was only ever trifling.

Because he was trifling. So to me, PEMDAS cancels the fuck out. I said this last night. If a guy cheats on you and you cheat on him back, you did not cheat. That is PEMDAS and they cancel out and you cannot convince me otherwise. PEMDAS has nothing to do with cross-cancellation. What, what, what? PEMDAS has nothing to do with cross-cancellation.

PEMDAS is like order, whatever, it doesn't even matter. Order of operations. Order of operations. No, so am I just saying cross-cancel? Yeah. Yes. Canceled cross-country. You really brought it home. We should have let her know sooner. Okay, but this is...

This is the most important part of the situation, okay? So he's threatening to say like, oh, this is what you've been doing all along, threatening to say it online. And she goes online. She says, listen, I'll tell everyone myself. In fact, I did this, this, this, and this, and I was fucking takeoff while he was still alive. Oh, I didn't know that. And she said, and I miss my nights with takeoff. What?

And he was like, he comments in her comment section, like tell everybody how you were fucking when she, when you were pregnant. Right. And she goes on Twitter and just tweets. And I did. And I did. And I did. But I think, I think it's,

like that's awesome like i feel like so many even just like girls in their normal life deal with like a shitty fucking guy trying to hold shit over their head and gaslight them and manipulate them even though the guy's the cheater and the shitty one like taking that power back and saying i'll expose myself you're still a piece of shit

Yeah, and she says, she's like, listen, you're a good dad. You're all right, but you've never been good enough for me. I've always been better than you, and see you later. Have you been seeing this shit? I've seen some clips, but I haven't known all of this. And she was just kind of on a whole tangent, like, I'm not going to suck your ego, so you have to go fuck these other bitches. She was calling them lots of things that I don't think I should say, but...

So you have to go fuck these other bitches because they'll gas you. And I won't. You know what I mean? And she was like, I don't regret my kids. And Cardi B's a good wife. Have you seen her? She's cooking. She's cleaning. She's the best mom. I love her. And I cook and I clean. Oh my God. Honestly, go off, Cardi. That's insane. I didn't know any of that. And I really do feel like she's going to pop out in a new relationship that is going to fucking gag everyone. I want to see Cardi B with like...

Liam Hemsworth. Bad example. But I'm just like, I don't know. Who's like a great guy? Like a Tom Holland type of like not Tom Holland. Dave Chappelle. Like just someone that's like.

so different from him and like won't fuck on her Dave Chappelle might be married I'm just saying but all yeah he is married and also I don't think we're thinking good well I love Dave Chappelle but someone who would treat her right and is successful in like a different realm like I want to see Cardi B and Jeff Bezos yeah and I want Cardi B and Zac Efron babe I was gonna say like Michael Cera that's just your dream man as hell yeah I get it I do understand Michael Cera is everything

Damn. Or an alligator hunter. Honestly. God. She's so incredible. Maybe I need an alligator hunter. Amari, that would be really, really funny if like your next relationship was just like you in the bayou. Uh-huh. Just following in Lana's footsteps. Mama knows best. Sloshing through the marshland. Like a Disneyland tour guide. Oh my God. Let me call him.

I wanted to talk about Vincent and Sam on TikTok, but I don't know if anyone else is a Vincent and Sam stan. I've met them before, but they broke up. Yes, their breakup is just like tearing me into shreds. I met them in person. I just like love their content. Like,

together for so long. And you know he did something. Do you ever watch the couple breakup videos and one person is like, yeah, we're breaking up. It's been a long time coming. Listen, we still love each other. We're great friends, but we're breaking up. And then the other person's like... I don't think he did something. I think it's like... But no, I just think she wanted out and he maybe didn't. He's like somber. Who's the sass?

Yes. And their relationship was just like, I'm heartbroken. Their job too. Like, I feel like it just became too much. Like we have to do this. We have to do this. And it's like, some days you don't want to do this. And some days this person's ready to do this. And it's like, I'm ready. Why aren't you? And it's like, I'm tired. Like, you know, it's just like, I feel like that going on for so long. Monetizing your relationship is absolutely always going to be like ridiculous and hard. But I just, I was super parasocial with them. Like I,

I loved their relationship so much, their breakup. - When I met them in person, just out at a party in LA a couple years ago, I was just like-- - You wanna be like mom and dad. I love them so much. It's like the guy with the Long Island accent and the little blonde girl and he's like, "Why the fuck are you wearing that?" And they're like super cute, no? - Mm-mm. - Oh my God. - Vincent and Sam.

Vincent and Sam, I want answers. I want answers. We want answers. Please tell us why you broke up. Like I, I need to know. Um, the only other thing I was going to talk about was just my old YouTube content. Like it's been recirculating on my for you page. And when I got arrested for Coachella, like my frontal lobe is like, I swear it's developing even more because what, like even just how we were talking about the content of my old shows and old story times, um,

There was a point in my life I got arrested at Coachella and obviously I had a follow up in court. I had to go back to Indio, California and I had to go to court. Wait, Amari goes with me. I film an entire YouTube video. Get ready with me for court. Like get dressed with me for court. I vlog it. You know, this is the first time I ever called paparazzi on myself.

I'm like the beginning to a major, major cycle. She made a monster. I'm like at court in Palm Springs. How did you get Kevin Wong out there? Dude, Elijah Daniel helped me. I really don't know. It's just him with a camera. Maddie knew who she was at a very young age. I just was like PR stunt galore. And then there's outlets.

right next to the Palm Springs court. So after I'm like doing a Gucci haul, you just went to court and like imagine the judge like seeing that type of content surrounding it. Like I'm surprised I didn't get anything. She was in like a blazer. Oh, I know. I've seen the video a hundred times. I commented on it literally yesterday.

Like the fake glasses to court is crazy. Like one Google search and like he fucked me with the t-shirt. That's just a Halloween costume. Yes. Like I know she was wearing like a corset. Corset under the fucking blazer. Body suit. Like slutty like body suit. Literally skinny jeans. Yup. Push up bra. All of it. Mom shell. So bad. I think I want to start getting back into that unhinged era. Yup.

Like, I think you're still in, you're in a different type of unhinged era. Like unhinged YouTube, I think is what I mean. Like, get ready with me to cuss someone out. Like, like just more like, I don't know. I, I miss being unhinged on YouTube as of late. We miss it too. The people miss it. The people miss the OG Tana Mongeau. Maybe we should do like a high Chili's mukbang later. My Chili's is four away. I'm like, my joint is downstairs. I'm like,

And the meet and greet has started. Okay. We're in Providence, Rhode Island, and we fucking love you guys. All of the East Coast cities after today are completely done. And Brooke deeply cares about ending this podcast. No, I don't. I'm not ending it forever, like closing this episode out. I care. Who said that?

I'm just trying to get my chilies here. And now we are back to the West Coast. Our next show is in Denver, Colorado. I'm going to be zooted on stage. I'm so excited. Makoa gets here soon. You're going home to see your man. We got nothing. I'm on the hunt for mine.

Okay, we love you guys and thank you so much for listening to another On The Road episode of the Canceled Podcast. Leave comments below about anything you want us to talk about in upcoming episodes just because we're on tour and the content is...

you know we can only get as much as we can out here okay that was horrible english but yeah leave some comments below and let us know what you want us to talk about in the future episodes because we just want to give you what you want to hear but we love you guys so very much and we're about to do this providence rhode island meet and greet where i'm gonna kiss some of your faces yeah

and probably get you sick. Bye. We love you. This is the most unhinged shit I've ever done. I actually just walked out to a whole meet and greet and I said, who has lore? These bitches apparently have lore. This is Sydney and Erica. I'm excited. Wait, what are your names? I'm sorry. Sydney. Wait.

Sydney. And Erica. Hello, Sydney and Erica. We just, I felt like we haven't had the opportunity to ever like interview a canceled fan. And like, you got to be kind of fucking deranged to want to come to our show. I was just saying we were sitting outside waiting in line and we're like, I feel so like at home and amazing because I know all these girls around me are just like as crazy and just have so much lore. Like you just gave me goosebumps. Yeah. These are our people. We're like, we're around them.

It makes me so happy. Have you guys made any friends out there already? We have.

I was honestly eavesdropping on like all their conversations. What are they saying? No, so actually I was going to say that I said this to her. I'm like, I feel so weird because I'm literally just like this reading everyone's shirts because everyone has like funny shit on their shirts. Can I say a quote from one girl's shirt that I thought was really funny? This girl had a shirt that said, I'm not a gynecologist, but I know a c*** and I see one. Wait, no, I don't.

Like, everyone's incredible. Yeah, no. Our new merch. We might have to steal that. We really might have to. So funny. So, you guys, I have some questions for you. Okay. Why are you a fan of the canceled podcast? You guys are probably... Honestly, this is like a sentimental answer, but I think...

you guys remind me of our friendship. We say all the time that like, we see us and you guys because we just love to have so much fun and like, we're funny. Like, you know, like you talk your shit. Our humor is you guys. Like literally the second that you guys post anything, like we're like, Oh my God, did you see that? Like Brooke and Tana did this. Like, did you see what they said on the thing? Like, we're like, this is so Brooke and Tana coded. We're like, wait,

That's so wholesome. No, it's true. We were thinking about what we were going to say to you guys. We're like, oh my God, what are we going to say? We're so nervous. I'm like, little did you know. No, literally. No, because I'll just say it now then. We were going to say, first of all, we were going to say that you're the epicenter of our universe. You are Adam Sandler. But also like,

We just... We always say, we're like, we're your best friends, you just don't know it. Like, we should be friends. Now we are. So now we are friends. Here's what I want to know, though. You can't like us and say that you're like us if you're not fucking insane as well. Arguably. Right? Yeah. Do you guys have any unhinged lore that you want to share? Like, what's the craziest thing you've ever done to a man? So my ex-boyfriend, he...

was like a drug addict. I dumped like one of my drinks on top of his head on my birthday trip because he disrespected me and I just full on just dumped my drink on his head in front of everybody. Where's Mari?

Amore has a very similar story. She dumped a drink on his head in his sleep. No hesitation. I made a joke because I'm hilarious. So I said a joke and everyone laughed except for him because he hated me for some reason. Dating a man that hates you though is a canon event. It builds character. So I said something funny. I don't even know what it was. And then he was like, dumped my white claw on top of his head. It was literally a white claw. What's a white claw?

Yeah. And he was mad. And I was the villain. Do you know what I found out the other day? That if you throw a drink in someone's face and it's an alcoholic beverage, it's actually seriously illegal because you can hurt their eyes or whatever. But if it's water, it's not. I've actually heard you say that before. What if it's like a...

- What if it's like orange juice? - Like so long ago. - Like acidic, but. - Like apparently water is a misdemeanor, alcohol is a misdemeanor. - I knew that from your plane story when you like met that couple that was so rude to you on a plane, you had pink hair. - Yes. - That one and you said that in that video. - Oh my God. - So that's how I remember it. - Did I? Damn. - Wait, I have to show you something right now. Going to my notes. Okay, Tana, Brooke and Trish quotes.

- Oh my god, that's so sweet. - Because every time you say something funny, I need to remember it because I don't remember it. - Oh my god, that's so funny. - I'll give you an example. - They have a whole notes app list of things that we've said. - Tana, my first concert was Drake Bell and I think that's what turned me into a slut. I was like, slut me out, Drake. - It really fucking was, oh my god. - Or when Trish said Ed Sheeran looks like a Starbucks barista. - That's always a good one. - And he does too. - Or Trish said, I just love Abel. I love people who look like me. Talking about the weekend.

That's such a good one. Stop. I need more. This is the best. And then, of course, I have Mary, or no, not Marianne. What's her name? What was the winery? No, the winery girl. Oh, we won't say her name again. Oh, right. Okay. You, Tana, she fucking taps me on the shoulder again. This woman, I've never met anyone who flaps their fucking gums like this. I get that one from Paige because Paige always tells me to stop flapping my gums. It's literally, no, yeah. Camp. No, camp. So, you guys live in Providence? No. No, we live in Connecticut.

We live in Connecticut. You live in Connecticut? You came all the way from Connecticut from here? 40, 45 minutes. Yeah, it was, yeah, 45 minutes. Yeah, my mom drove us. Shout out Stephanie. Oh my God, that's so cute. She's sick and she still drove us. She's the best. That's, okay, wait, I have a question. So how long have you been like watching, I guess like me, like did your mom at, did,

I feel like a girl yesterday told me like my mom took my iPad away because I was watching you. Like, does your mom approve? Did you ever get in trouble? I showed actually when I was at a concert, I was showing my mom your whole Instagram because I'm like, this is my outfit as well. I'm like, this is who Brooke is. Like, I need to dress like her. But that was like recently. I've been watching you since I was in like sixth grade, I think.

What do you feel like I taught you at that time? How to be a bad bitch. Okay, honestly, that was a nice answer. I love it so much. And how to be funny and how to like really care about your friends and have a really great friendship. But like humor over everything. You guys are just so funny and you're like just amazing. You guys together, like just your dynamic. I really wanted you guys to come over and be like, fuck you bitches. And then this was like so awesome. This is so wholesome and I love it. And honestly, you guys are the perfect choices because you're so well-spoken.

Oh my god I would have panicked I would have been like No no no I actually like When we were I've never felt like I was in a dream more I'm like what No because we have been saying this The entire time We're like I'm not kidding We were walking down the stairs After we had just gotten ready And I was like

they're gonna like us. Do you think they're gonna remember us and maybe talk about us and be like, oh yeah, Sydney and Erica, they were really cool. - We do. - Those are our girls. - And we literally said, we're being delusional right now. - No, but it's all about being delusional. - It's manifestation is everything. - Last night I did my big one. - What'd you do? - I'm not kidding.

I got really like too drunk like at my I just did my big one like I just Oh my god but you feel great today I feel really good That's good You have to feel great Do you guys get anxiety? Get what? No Did you say anxiety? Yeah Honestly I really don't only because like my memory gets really bad like even if I don't get super drunk like I won't remember

But that's the reason that there's so much anxiety. I have a whole story about that. But like the fact that like, I don't know what I did is what gives me the anxiety. And I know that if I don't know what I did, I'm, I like stabbed someone. Like I know, but I don't know what I fucking did. Your face is like plastered everywhere. Like wanted. And you're like, wait, you went to the bank. I have nightmares about that. Tina came to play. And you're like, wait, what happened? No, yeah. We were, we were like cosplaying Tina before we came here. Cause we were talking about, cause we, we stopped at the liquor store and got alcohol and,

'cause we wanted to have a couple high noons, get a little buzz, right? - Be on a little buzz, yes. - And I was like, no, we're gonna meet them, we're gonna be like, oh my God, like, oh my God. - You're so good at the Tina impression. - Thank you so much, I thought so, I thought as much.

Well, you guys are definitely not Tina level because you're not like trying to break this or like, you know what I mean? Like... I might be Tina level later. Yeah. You might be Tina level on stage, but that just provides for some tea. What's our pre-show drink? Your pre-show drink? Tequila. Oh, thank you. I'm a tequila girl. No, because she just said, let's get tequila. I'm like, ugh. We... No, I have PTSD because we went to Fort Lauderdale this past spring break and we...

there was like the liquor store sucks so all we could get was tequila and like we wanted to make tequila soda with lime but they didn't have it no so we had to get like the squeeze lime so we were it was terrible that was when I was on my diet because I wanted to look like a skinny queen in Fort Lauderdale so like the best drink you can have is either wine but that's boring so we were like tequila soda or like vodka soda so it's like the healthiest thing you can drink and like you

you get drunk fast. I had a tequila water era because I was like, I literally, I still live for a tequila water. Wait, does water not like dilute? Does water not dilute the alcohol? It does, but that's like, it makes it easier to go down. And you're not as hungover because it's water. Like, you know what I mean? I guess that's true. It's kind of kind of, it just tastes like shit. Okay, wait, wait, now we're going to try that later tonight. We're like, no, like Tana said so. Here I go. Oh no. Here,

No, because this morning my mom was actually asking me, she's like, so what's, like, what's, now my parents, like, use my phrases, which is your phrases, too. Yeah, our boyfriend, too. Like, lore, camp, like, everything. That's so iconic. My brothers would be like, oh, I guess we're going camping. Like, they make fun of the fact that I say camp. And my mom was just like, so, like, I'm just confused. Like, is this a concert? Like, what is it? I'm like, no. Something like that. It's something like a concert. Like, we're going to watch our favorite people. But also, this...

Like this These people Like you are just Everything on the internet I love you I feel like Am I wrong? I feel like you started Like lore, camp You just No, no I give it all to the gays I give it all to the gays Okay, yeah But I will say You guys just fucking love us And I appreciate All the nice words Like I love you equally Yeah, I just feel like You own it though Like that's yours Bitch, move in with me You're gassing me too hard Wait, really? So you guys both have boyfriends? Yeah Do you like them? Yeah, well, yeah I Oh my god, love Love

I actually, I'm dating this guy who's a good amount older than me. He's 27, but he owns a restaurant. So like that's hot. Yeah. It's an Italian restaurant. It's pretty good. Yeah. And he's a good guy? He's the best. Have you guys ever like been cheated on, gone through some crazy shit, crashed out? My ex-boyfriend, he...

went on he's like where i date my brother's friends like that's like my thing apparently it's kind of an easy layup though like it's like they're in the house already yeah so no exactly just like sneak down to the basement like whatever and he cheated on me he slept with his ex-girlfriend in a hotel room next to my brother did your brother tell you did your brother tell you did i kill my brother no did your brother tell you he

He didn't know. We found out later. So like the balls, seriously. The wherewithal. Like seriously, what is going on? Yeah, they were like in Vermont. And I was young. Like this was like early high school. I was like a sophomore. And I, yeah. Did you crash out? No.

Were you like nice about it and just moved on to a bigger person? I didn't find out until later when I was already dating his best friend. Oh, good, good, good. Okay, so you're just like us for real. Exactly what's happening. I knew that's when you found out. I was kind of in the same situation. I was like beginning of high school and my first real boyfriend, he was like doing some shit on Snapchat.

And then he started dating the girl. He was like texting, like wanting to hang out. Oh, you're so cute. And then they started dating. I'm like, okay, well now I think the girl's stupid. Cause it's like, you knew that like he had a girlfriend. Right. And look where they are now. At least you didn't crash out. Okay. Like I would have probably had sex with the

girl like put it all on my story like just good for you you know what i mean well guys i love you so much i think we have to meet and greet but we wanted to have we just we've never had people who come to our shows on the pod and you guys are really really sweet girls beautiful angels and i love you so much like i can like die now like i'll die thank you thank you so much for coming on the canceled podcast