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Hey guys, we're on Patreon now. Come join us and don't miss out on ad-free episodes, bonus content, first access to tickets, which we're announcing soon, live streams, and much more. Seriously, go to our Patreon. We expose everyone. Hello and welcome back to the Cancelled Podcast. I don't even know why we are saying...

Honestly, I'm feeling amazing. Wait, and I seriously, I'm loving that for you. Someone has to. Brooke and I look so beautiful and gorgeous for the visual listeners. Why do I always say that? The audio listeners. No, the people on video see us and we're so cute. Oh, I think you were, I thought you were telling the audio listeners.

Oh, that's smart. By the way, we look so gorgeous and you can't tell. No, wait, I'm loving that. That was good. Because we shot a beauty campaign today. We did. This is my... Well, this was the first like real photo shoot I think I've ever had. It was so official. Blow the whistle studio, like 150 people. I've never seen a camera. 150 people was...

So Tana. It was so Tana. It was like 40 people though. There was probably 20 people there. No more than that. More than that. There were a lot of people. I just want to like formally apologize to every single beauty guru ever. I just feel like I've always talked about it in such a flippant manner like oh I want to be a beauty guru. It's the hardest job in the world.

You ate. Thank you. I was really trying hard, but I honestly had a lot of fun. I really loved it. I thought it was fun. It was stressing me out so bad. What became stressful. Here's the thing that happens with Tana and I anytime we do any sort of like photos together is that we never, ever, ever like the same photo. Because it's always like one of us voguing and one of us sneezing.

And it's like, how are you going to find one? Or it'll be like, oh my God, this is the one. This is the one. This is the one. And in it, like, first of all, I have a lazy eye. Second of all, there's like a beast stinging me on my forehead. Like it's, it'll be like so bad that it's like, there's just, you either hate me.

Or you're dead blind. Getting it right is so hard. And it's crazy. I never realized how meticulous the beauty shots are. Chin up to the left. Eye over here. You guys closer. This way. Hand here. The lighting situation. Just getting that right is so crazy. One false move and all of a sudden you have a shadow that makes your nose look like it's as long as... The size of the Empire State. I just...

I feel like I'm still on like shutter mode. Like I'm moving in shutter mode. Like it's just, I just have all the respect in the world for the beauty girlies. And I feel like I'm so excited for this campaign to come out and like everything like that. But like, oh my God, it was just, I don't know. I'm not cut out for it. And I learned that very quickly today. I will stick with my face apping and my yapping.

I know I'm the yapper you're the face apper oh my god that's beautiful that's actually poetic I'm also just really slow today because I made the decision of a lifetime last night right what was it I'm laying in bed and Ari Aguirre is like we have to go to Dave and Buster's we have to and I'm like you have never wanted to meet Dave or Buster in your entire life not even why why do we have to go to Dave and Buster's right and he's just adamant and finally I'm like dude just so you stop talking like

Fine and I didn't want to I was like I want to stay in whatever I realize in the car on the way we are headed to Jojo Siwa's song release party she actually invited me like a week ago which is crazy behavior but honestly I respect it because now I know that she's also like in on the

bit down to play the game and laugh she knows the game and I'm glad that makes me happy because sometimes I do feel like we like venture into bullying Jojo territory and I don't want that and I was saying to her last night I was like listen I said this on cancel then I meant it I hope you never fucking stop never take this construction jacket off I love you you're hilarious like and it just it was exactly that and like the budget was so crazy like Dave and Buster's rented out like it was just so crazy and I like walk in and she's just flipping me off like I was like

In her construction jacket, I was like, I feel like I won a raffle. I feel like I paid for this. And I just didn't end it there. I could have gone home. I did my JoJofication. And I found myself at Barley's Demon Nights.

You couldn't pay me a million dollars to go to Barley's. And that's how I felt my whole life. I haven't been there in a year, but I was DJing. I was behind the DJ booth. People were holding up signs that said, fuck Clinton Kane. At one point, a girl puts up her snap and it says, where's Brooke? And I do it back and I put up my snap and I go, hopefully fucking Glenn Powell. Like, I didn't know what to do. I really tried for y'all last night, but...

Yeah, how did that go? Unsuccessfully. So I randomly got invited to the Twister's premiere, which was obviously his new movie. Are they like on the tarp with all the colors? I wish. I want to play Twister with Glenn Powell for sure. But unfortunately, it was a tornado movie.

I found out. Oh, shit. Yeah. So it was like a low key, like a country themed carpet, which is hilarious. I had no idea going into it. But thank God I wore a brown dress because I almost wore like black sparkles and I would have been so out of place. What would you have done? I wouldn't believe we have no jacuzzi. Can you believe?

We have no jacuzzi. So did you see Glenn on the carpet? I did not see Glenn. So here's the thing. I got invited to this premiere. I really wanted to go. I invited Amanda to be my plus one because she's my new favorite neighbor. And I had also been invited to go see Tate McRae last night. And I will never miss an opportunity to see Tate McRae. I fucking love her. And she was at my favorite venue of all time, The Greek. It is one of the most iconic venues in all of Los Angeles.

Just saying.

- She's trying to get us to play, we'll see. - I am not kidding. It was the most incredible performance I've ever seen. She is such a performer. She is such a pop star. She is such a fucking dancing like, oh my God, I couldn't even believe it. She was upside down, back and forward. She was swinging from the ceiling. It was everything. And it was exactly what I needed, honest to God, because I'm going through another breakup with the same person. We know the drill. And I needed her to hear, or I needed to hear

Run for the hills. Oh my God. Engrave all of them. And boy, did I hear it. And I scrumped it. I love scrumped. I feel like every time I watch Tate McRae, I actually have to stop myself from like drooling. Like I lose all bodily functions. It's like you're so...

So hot. So perfect. So talented. It makes me question everything. I'm like, I obviously must be attracted to women because what even species is that? Yeah. And like, oh God, Jesus Christ. It was amazing. Maybe I'm telling you, you might just need a scissor real quick to get it all out of your system. No, I do think that's where I'm headed. I'm not kidding. I added girls back to my Raya because I was like, I just, I think that might be it. You need to knock knees. I think that might be the problem. It could be the problem. And I've been like around a lot of lesbians these days because of,

Well just because and I don't know I'm into it I'm like maybe I want to join the community like as a as a true member and not just like a like a drop in I get you I like I'll occasionally miss my lezzing out even this last trip in Vegas I was like Makoa like should we like

But there's the strip club. Here's the problem, though. There's a mask shortage. Have you heard about it? I thought you meant like I'm all not here. Yes. OK. There's a mask shortage and it's an epidemic. I don't know what to do about it. I don't know who caused it. But that's really I would think that you would want a femme girl. How many times have we had this conversation? And probably 37. Think about the only girls in life that I've ever been attracted to. And were they femme to you? Oh, wow.

Well, I was thinking about this one moment you had, but that was that was one time. That was my identical twin. That was just weird vibes. Sometimes you got to hook up with yourself. I've done that. And that I think that's like why I felt like it was like almost OK, because it was kind of like it was like it was weirdly masturbation. Yeah. But I feel like, yeah, if I want to date a girl, I've said this before, I think uncanceled, but I see it almost as a spectrum is like.

The most feminine girl in the world. The most masculine guy in the world. Okay. And so I like mostly men. And so if I'm going to go over here, it's going to be like masculine girls. You know what I mean? That's my section of the spectrum. That makes sense. And so I want, I want a mask. So if you're listening and you are a mask and you, you know what? That's just my new thing. I'm back to, I'm back to dabbling. She's a mascot. Fucking mascot. Yeah.

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Anyway, how did we get there? I literally have no idea. This is one of those days where today, I'm like, today drained me. It was a fucking photo shoot, okay? I understand how dumb I sound. I know, at one point we were like, God, what did we do? I don't even want to say what we did because I don't think we're allowed, but like just such a joke being like,

How did we get here? I'm so tired. Like we put makeup on and took photos. But I am just genuinely talking and like there's nothing up here, but I'm hoping I can still do it today because we do have a lot of serious topics to cover. Before we get into the serious topics, I need to tell you about something that I did in Las Vegas. What did you do?

Tana. This is one of those digital footprint ones, okay, where I'm like, oh rats, I don't know if I want to talk about this. Uh-oh. But it happened, Brooke, and that's what's important, okay? As you know, I've been dabbling in my drinking world again. Everything that I felt last week in that episode, I'm still kind of in the same spot. But we go to Vegas for Isabella's birthday, and it's the day after 4th of July, and it's just one of those trips and nights and whatever, and

McCoy and I had a really fun night. We were with Bryce Hall and his girlfriend all night. That's one of those ones where it's like, how did I? His girlfriend is like so crazy. So hot. And like, yeah, like I can't believe she's like a natural born human. I've known her since before she was with Bryce and I've always loved her. So I really like that he's with her because it kind of like humanizes him, right? Like she's just everything. That's how I feel like about Josh and his girlfriend, Gabriela. Gabriela? Gabby. Gabby. I don't know.

He... Like, her being his girlfriend makes me like him more because I just love her so much. That's exactly how I feel. So I had the best night ever with them. But the next day, Makoa and I woke up with the scaries. Okay? And by the next day, I mean at 4 p.m. You know what I mean? And I just...

I have the scariest And I have this serious fucking problem dude Well I believe dick is the cure for most things Okay let me just start there Okay y'all I'm feeling a little sick Like because you just forget about whatever else is happening Right While you're receiving dick right Of course And so Unless of course Well not well Never mind you keep going Sorry I'm projecting I actually was hoping you'd cut me off Anyhow And so I'm already in this place where I'm just I want to fuck like rabbits all day right I keep going at Makoa And finally he looks at me and he's like

It's going to be okay. Right. Like he, I think he could tell I was simmered down. I was outsourcing some serotonin. Right. Like, yeah. Like you were, you were like grasping for straws, but this is where the story starts. Okay. And we've already exhausted like the blindfolds and the handcuffs and like everything else the hotel has to offer. Oh no. Okay. At one point I called a phone sex hotline. There was a commercial for a phone sex hotline. I typed it in one 800 phone sex. I'm like, how fun would it be if we call this phone sex hotline right now? And like have them tell us what to do. Right.

And I start entering my credit card and my phone dies. And Makoa turns to me and he goes, thank God. Like,

It's like literally God did that for you. But it didn't stop there. So then I'm like, listen, why don't we check out what the hotel TV has to offer? OK. Oh, I've been I've been here with you before. Oh, my God. I forgot. That's the last time that it happened. I actually did this to you. And I'm really sorry. It was in Miami, another dark city. OK. But listen, I think there's something really special about hotel forms.

because it's not like every category in the world, like on Pornhub. It is this handcrafted hand selection of like a certain type of adult video. Right. And at one point, one of the titles was a it was a girl doing anal and the title was Strollin' in the Colon. OK, I was like, first of all, no, no, I promise you, I have a photo. I will never call it anal again. That's where I draw the line. I will only call it Strollin' in the Colon. OK, but then we keep scrolling. Right.

And I come across a movie with the title, and I shit you not, the title, This Ain't Avatar. The blue people, yes, the blue people. This Ain't Avatar. Into the mic, into the mic. I'm literally shaking. I can't even believe I'm saying this on the canceled podcast right now. Avatar porn. They're blue. Everything's blue. First of all,

So far behind that Like I would Be so into that Because I'm sexually Attracted to avatars Okay Oh my god Okay I can breathe But is that bestiality I think we've actually Had this exact conversation On this podcast before No no Because they're just humans They're just blue humans No they're not Well these ones were Let me tell you okay Well yes the ones Yeah the Yes Those ones are 39.99 But I'm talking like Real Real like And I swipe Oh you swiped

Oh, no. It started as a joke, right? What happened? It didn't end as a bit, okay? Oh, no. I'm going to venture to say that we had, like, balls-to-the-wall sex to Avatar porn. And, like, I just look up, and there were just blue people fucking, you know. At one point in the Avatar porn, he bends her over a rock, right? Because they're, like, they're foraging. You know what I mean, right? Oh, no. But she gets bent over the rock. Yours is like a hotel desk. Yeah.

But the rock is a prop, so it's like hollow. And it's like, oh, no. I start dying laughing. I'm like, like it's like cardboard or something. It's like we fucked to so much Avatar porn. And let me tell you, do you think the post not clarity of that? Like when it's like both like both parties are finished and then and you just have to live with what you've just done. Like you really have to think to yourself, like what exactly is it that's wrong with me? Because it's something serious. I roped sweet, sweet Makoa into my head.

Blue, blue world. You know what's unfortunate about that is that this is now also his digital footprint. Like the poor guy's down there just minding his business and now he has avatar porn allegations. There's videos. We could include them.

It's not funny. I don't think we can include them. It's not funny, but it happened. Okay. It happened. But I would fuck a real avatar. The thing is, I love how you just went from is it bestiality to I would fuck a real avatar in the matter of five minutes. But is it though? No, it happens in the movie, right? They fuck? Right? I've only seen one movie and all I saw was this ain't avatar. Okay. No. Well, someone falls in love with the little guy with the dreads.

And he's you know he but he's a human and he's like I've never seen real avatar I'm serious is the only version I know good you would love it I love the way of water avatar the way of water that's my fave okay I'll get into it because right now I just have this mental image and it's like avatar well I'm really strolling

I mean, I'm just happy you didn't go with colon strolling. Yes. Yeah. It wasn't that appetizing. Strolling in the colon. I just. I was really trying to stroll in the colon recently. I like even I was finally ready. I keep, you know, I go back and forth with this anal thing all the time. Really do. And I was finally I was really going to pull the plug. OK, so.

And it's like almost every time God sends me a sign and I just, it's not time for anal for me. So I'm going to be fucking 40 years old and I'm going to be an anal virgin. I don't think you are. I think, I think it takes something though. Like it, there has to be a catalyst, whether it's like tequila or. It needs to be like a celebratory. I thought it was going to be the 4th of July. I thought that was like a good one. Cause it's like. America, put it in my butt. What? Yeah. What's more American than anal? Honestly. Honestly.

You know what? When they came over here on that boat or whatever, the Mayflower or Christopher Columbus, like, let me just stop. The Pilgrim. It was the Pilgrims. Christopher Columbus is the one who stole everyone's land, I think. They probably did, you know. Well, they had to. They were bored as fuck. No, they were fucking like sea lions and stuff.

I'm pretty sure the woman was too stunned to speak. But sometimes I just make things up on this podcast and I just want to again go on record and say nothing I ever say is factual information. Like literally. And stop clocking me for it because it's just like your fault for believing it. Like shut the fuck up.

Yeah, did that. Gambled some, left up. I booked a jet home. And you didn't get on it. 9 a.m. jet. Why would anyone, why would I let me do that? 9 a.m. is a perfectly reasonable time to be up and away. I know. I've been to Vegas. It just, it was never happening. And I've never once booked a private jet for other people until that.

But Isabella... You're so generous. Ari and Ashley, you know, they got home on it, and that's all that matters. I stayed for 48 more hours, more Avatar porn. It's just, I don't do it. I'm happy to be home. I'm happy you're home, too, and I'm happy you're doing better. Back to work, back to your regular scheduling, or regular...

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And by that, I mean I'm in drama with like accidentally way too many people. And I'm loving what you just said, but I'm not ready to respond to what you just said. Okay, so let's talk about somebody else's drama. Perfect. My sweet friend, one of my favorite friends, Miss Madeline Argy.

Did a little expose today on TikTok Which you guys know I love a little TikTok expose And I'm just loving the wave of these 50 part series Normalize that some things can't be one video Normalize yapping And you know what When I love like holding people accountable When they do you wrong That's that's I think that should be the new trend of the internet And I like messy Call it messy Call it whatever you want Um

I don't want anybody to feel safe doing this fucking stupid bonk ass shit to us all the time. That's I'm just so genuinely sick of the person calling out the people doing wrong, doing being villainized. And by that, I mean me. But I mean, it's just like if he did that, she deserves to do that. I hope she gets no hate. I don't think she will. It was so well executed and she's so unproblematic. So.

Well, she's just so smart and she's eloquent and she is so good with her words. And I feel like she... I mean, she's definitely hyper emotional the way that I am. But I think that she's a lot like maybe more...

Reeled in. I don't want to say, like, not calculated, but she's more careful. I'm a little bit more reckless with it. Like, sometimes I'll just... But I love that about you. I'll just, like, go off the cuff. Oh, Tana, if you saw me last night, you don't even want to know what I was doing. I couldn't tell you. I can't tell you still. It's just, like, it's that bad. Like, I was really in an episode last night. Like, crazy. I had to fully, 100% sedate myself. I almost tied myself to the bed to just avoid, like, doing... That's hot. Just, well...

No. The type? I just go, I'm back on my, off my rocker stuff. I'm starting to think like, what if this is like a little bit of a bipolar situation? Because this is not like quick ups and downs. This is like, like long manic episodes followed by like extreme depressive episodes. Are you taking meds? Yeah, I'm still taking my meds. I do think that a lot of things in your life though have been crazy, like triggers and like big factors. Like it's like,

The Clinton stuff Like it's not like Just light shit It's not like You stub your toe Yeah but that to me Like as triggering As people Like a lot of people Think that is for me now It really isn't I don't think about that a lot Like I'm very healed from that But it feels like Every time I heal From something Something new comes along And I'm like Oh no Well these men

Just the choices Please kill them And I'm not one to talk about choices Listen Makoa is an anomaly Okay I know Everything else I've ever done I deserve federal fucking prison for I don't know But I've taken a lot of pride In my like Choosing In like at least The last like year or so And I'm wrong Yeah

I love you. I'm so wrong. Listen, we can't just graze over the Madeline shit. I she is such a strong woman because it's like if my man and I quote unquote halfway broke up and 12 hours later he was buying ice spice chrome hearts and

Everyone would die No but the thing is They hadn't even half broken up By the time the ice spice Was already on the flight So that is what is important in this And what sucks about it is You know I went to ice spice's set With Madeline at Coachella Like Madeline was you know Your enemies are not that far away Yeah What a shitty thing And I understand like you know Promoting a song And like whatever They're doing a song together Yada yada But from what I've heard Cinch

His verse on the song is not respectful at all. Here's what I'm hoping though. I'm hoping as I do in every scenario that the man is completely in the wrong and the girls knew nothing. I'm hoping he told I spice a whole narrative and she didn't know that it was like this wrong. And in six months time, Madeline and I spice come together. Well, that's what always happens. The girl like, you know what I mean? Like a,

The other woman is almost always convinced that either it's over or, you know, like... She doesn't care. Yeah, or like it's an open relationship or whatever it is. Like that happens often. So I'll get what we can... And let's say Ice Spice is innocent until proven guilty. But Sench can choke on his stupid fucking chains. I mean, it sucks because it's like...

You want to believe that there's anomalies in like dating the rappers and the athletes. Well, it sucks. But when do we see it? Yeah. Like I don't. I mean, I guess Jason Kelsey. Okay. Travis Kelsey. Yeah. Okay. Those are the I mean, so I guess just the Kelsey brothers. I'm loving that for them. I think those are the only two athletes that we can confidently say are.

Monogamous. Yeah. Not with a baby mama and a girlfriend. And good family, good people. But I was really... I really liked the dynamic of Madeline in Central City, obviously. Me too. Just because, like, obviously, like I said, she's so well-educated. She's so well-spoken. She's, like... I mean, she studied linguistics in university. The dichotomy of their lore, if you will. But he's illiterate, for lack of a better word. And he's very talented. I love his music and stuff, but...

I kind of just liked it because it just felt... I love when two people feel like just super unlikely. But...

I do not love when my friend is getting treated like shit. Yeah. I think she deserves the world and I'm excited to see. I think that she's going to find something so much better that fulfills her because she deserves it. You can say it to somebody a million times, but like the way that it feels when you're in the moment, it's the same thing that's happening to me. Like so many people will be like, you can, you deserve so much better. Like that guy's such a fucking loser, but I don't hear it. And she doesn't hear it. You know what I mean? When you're in love with somebody like it just, that's just it. So. Oh, and you'll die. I feel for her right now.

But I want to get her back to America And we're going to have her Do you know last night Upside down at Poppy or some shit And I can't fucking wait I'm there in full support I'm not kidding I love her Speaking of just dying on the hill for a man that you You know whatever Last night I'm at Jojo's And Robbie from Victorious Okay Okay Comes up to me Glasses?

sure he comes up to me and he's like hey Tana and I'm like hey Robbie like what's up like loved the pair phone you know like all of that was great I'm really happy you're here and he goes we matched on Raya and I go oh fuck like that had to have been so long ago because as you know I've been banned from Raya for god knows how long and he tells me that and I'm like oh that's crazy meet my boyfriend right and

whatever and then he tells me he's like actually I saw you at a party in like Toluca Lake like two years ago and I came up to you and I told you this and you were standing with the guy with face tattoos and you look at me and you go we never fucking matched on Ryan no the fuck we didn't in Christmas

Okay Bold of him to come up And do it again though If that was your initial reaction Yeah I don't Kind of interesting I don't know Just a tidbit That I thought I would share Apparently Sometimes I get Sometimes I'll get a notification Honestly actually I can't even talk about Raya They sent me an email And said if you talk about Raya One more time We're kicking you off I'm not even on Raya Never heard of it Don't shoot Oh my god Um

Gypsy Rose Blanchard's pregnant. She is pregnant and I want this to be good news for her. Her kid does have the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever. It's not funny. That's not funny. I love her. Oh my God. What are you even talking about? We're never getting a guest. Tana Marie. Do you know the situation with the laws in Louisiana? Yes. So essentially, correct me if I'm wrong.

When you're still married to someone else, if you get pregnant with someone else, the father on the birth certificate has to be the person that you're married to regardless of who the biological father is. Right. And then you have to do a DNA test. Correct. So I feel like she has a lot of legal people, obviously, in her circle because of everything that she's gone through and stuff like that. I'm so surprised that nobody flagged that for her because now...

She can You cannot legally get divorced If you're pregnant In Louisiana That's really fucked up So she can't get divorced And so no matter what Her current husband Is going to be on that birth certificate Which is hard And then But like

I'm hoping for the day the judicial system is just really on her side, you know? Yeah, but I mean, like, if... I don't even know if he would want that because, obviously, if you're on the birth certificate, you're, like, legally responsible for things like child support and...

like custody like you know have you been seeing him on tiktok live he's pretty he's kind of wild enough i would i scrolled across his live trigger warning tiktok live we'll get there um i scrolled across his live the other day and he was on this whole tangent about how like gypsy weaponizes the voice and like uses it when she wants something i was like put your put the phone down yeah i can't be good i don't know about all that i just feel like

All of it's a little bit messy and I almost feel like

I said this on Just Trish the other day, but I kind of feel like people are kind of exploiting her for entertainment and content and stuff right now, like as far as like reality shows and stuff like that. And I feel like the pregnancy is like a gold mine for like all of those who are going to profit off of it. And that's sad. And it sucks. I think I... Listen, I love Gypsy and I've always said that I want to have her on. I want to show her a good time. I want to be friends. Well, now we can't even show her a good time. She's pregnant. What are we going to do? Block her out? My take really is kind of like...

I wanted her to do everything in the world. At least before getting pregnant. Yeah. Like you've still never tried 2CB.

We don't need to try to see. I'm just saying, I think that like PEMDAS, I think there should be an order of operations. And I feel like pregnancy was this, right? Like, it's just like, but at the same time it's happening. And so I feel, I feel like pregnancy is the last thing on my list. I think it's though, like with that being said, it's happening. So I hope that for her sake, like she's able to rewrite the narrative and really healthily raise a child and love it so much and maybe heal some things. Cause that's,

That's all that can be hoped for now that it's happening. You know, I agree. I just sometimes I do also get nervous like in like new relationships or like rocky relationships when a baby comes into the picture. Then it's like, oh, wait. Oh, yeah. I don't know. I'm not I'm not one to judge. Who cares? My mom has three baby daddies. Right. No offense, Vaughn. My mom has been commenting on TikToks of us of clips of us.

I think I have her blocked on my personal TikTok But like anytime there's like a cancelled podcast clip She comments on it and I'm sure mine is too Fawn Schofield and Rebecca Mojo should really just get together Yeah They have a podcast there on a gray couch Like I see it It's just so interesting Like the clip that it was It was like a clip of me saying how my dad's new girlfriend Is like very similar to my mom And it wasn't like disrespectful at all It was just like how like they both like show up Places with like random electronics And you're like

How did you get that air fryer? Well, also just like why? You know what I mean? Like who brings seven Bluetooth speakers to a dinner party? Like it was just like an interesting thing. And she likes just started fighting with fans in the comments and stuff. So I guess that's my message is please don't fight with my mom.

On TikTok Because we are having Enough trouble with her In life In general I think that we should have Your sister Tori On the podcast We are So I called her yesterday And she I told her I'm gonna fly her out And she'll She said she would love to come on I'm so excited I just think it'd be interesting Like to hear Like

like the additional lore yeah well there's just like a lot i don't even really talk about i think it's easier for me to talk about it like with her and stuff like i'm obviously i don't want to like slander my mom or anything but like i know like we've always said like there there's a difference between telling the truth and slandering and i die on that yeah and that's a big thing that like i think it's like the erasure i feel like is what like especially drug addicts and stuff like they feel like

Once they've gotten better or whatever it is, they feel like you should just erase all memories of everything that happened before. And that is for a sober person. And I would venture to say that

She is not sober. The sober person. Yeah. The sober person is not in the room with us. So I don't know. I've been no contact. Sober or not. Like I think validation and accountability and acceptance are real steps towards health and healing, healing, healing and growth. I don't know. Health and growing.

We have been I've been successfully no contact since before Mother's Day. I don't remember when that was. And honestly, it's helped me so much. Like, obviously, I still feel guilt about it. But like I and I don't think that guilt ever fully goes away. It's just like something you learn to live with. Yeah, I just like it was so like emotionally draining for me to be so worried about like somebody all the time. And it's the same reason I've had to cut off certain friendships lately because it's like

I feel things so deeply and like I'm so like I absorb other people's like issues and stuff like that that it's like I couldn't like energetically I literally couldn't handle it anymore and so I feel like I'm like I feel so much lighter like a feather with you and you have to make those decisions

For yourself. Like at a certain point. You know what I mean? And in order to be an amazing mom one day and stuff like that. Like, you know what I mean? Yeah. And that's not to say I won't like eventually talk to her and stuff again. But right now she's just not. I have no interest in what she has to say to me or ask me for more importantly. I love that for you. And, you know, I'm here for you every step of the way. Thank you. But don't comment back to my mom. It was the message I was trying to send. Please. She's bad off enough as it is. They're putting lead in tampons.

Weren't they always doing that? That's why everyone was going organic. Why is everyone so up in arms about it right now? I don't know. I personally don't matter. I don't care if you told me that there was like fucking like cyanide and happiness in it. I'm shoving it where the sun doesn't shine. And I understand. I'm so passionate about this, honestly. Like there just needs to be something else. OK, because like a diva cup to me is like.

What do you mean? I don't know because there are a lot of like people who use like those like little discs and stuff and like rinse it like a shot glass in public bathroom. No, but what you do is you do it in the shower and then a pad I just can never live with and I'm always in a horror underwear. Like why why is every pad from your belly button to your upper shoulder?

Like I don't know. It's literally overalls like it's crazy. I just am. Where is that ever happening? I don't. I mean, toxic shock syndrome is a serious thing. And that's why people are going organic. I think there are a lot of chemicals and tampons and stuff. But more importantly, let's talk about the real tampon problem. Why the fuck are we paying for them? Oh, my God. I know we could just start all stealing them as a collective. What? We're all going to go to jail. I think there's certain things that you should be allowed to steal groceries and tampons. Mm hmm. Mm hmm. Because it's like me.

Well, plan B is your fault. I know. I just took one. You can go to, you can go. I just took one too. Trust. And it's like every single time I take a plan B, I sit there and I'm about to pop it. And I'm like, you just had to say come in me. You can't keep your trap shut. Get a muzzle, bitch. It's actually insane. Well, I just had to take one because like, well, maybe I don't even share that. Never mind. Okay. I was liking where you were going. I was going to say this man has like 17 kids. I was like, he's clearly good at this.

Like I can't be, I cannot be the one. Does this allow us? No. I want to show the Jeanette photo so bad. Just give me a goddamn excuse. Please. Stop. Brooke may or may not be entering her athlete era. I am, but it's not specific to one person. I'm dabbling in a couple of athletes at the moment. You know, we got a little croquet, a little water polo. Yeah. I just, can you look up?

Jeanette McCurdy at Basketball Player X Grove. This is what I want Brooke to be going for so bad. Look at the fact that she's in six inch heels. That's what I'm saying. It's so iconic at the Grove with skinny jeans. Go to the no, no, no, no, no. They're standing together. Maybe take out Grove. Just put Jeanette McCurdy. No, that's good enough, Brooke. I this photo like I need.

Needed of you. The sideways hat is what sends me. Like, honestly, kind of reminds me of like when Madeline and Center together and like Madeline's like all of a sudden in basketball shorts. And I'm like, I love Madeline. I really I do just love it. I need this photo of you. I will not rest until I have it. I'll get it. I'll get it for you. Thank you.

And if you are an athlete, actually, again, I'm not calls to public. Yeah, no, you know what? I don't know what I'm talking about. I don't want to get cheated on ever again. And you'd be surprised how often it does happen to me. I fear we're teetering the line where I've, you know,

Glazed over most topics, right? Jojo Siwa, Avatar porn. Let me see if I have anything else. Madeline Argy Central Sea. Little family trauma in there. You know, we've got a good episode of Canceled going right now. And I fear the only thing left I have to talk about...

I don't know how to approach this situation. I feel like you and I were on the couch with Paige and I said this on Just Trish. Like, I just want two weeks. Two fucking weeks. 14 fucking days without, like...

dramatic public beef. Like I just shut my trap for two weeks, you know, but here we are. I can't shut my trap and we've got another one, right? I don't like to have beef either, but yes, I do. I like to have beef with people who deserve to be beefed with. Okay. Okay. Let's talk about it. Let's talk about it. Well, first of all, I decided that I would begin this segment with a bit of spoken word. You wrote a poem. I wrote a poem.

I was really inspired by Jake Shane. Of course, as we all are. And I really like how he writes poems to airlines like when they lose his luggage and grid post them. I think it's like the most beautiful usage of social media I've ever fucking seen. I do agree. He is an innovator. And he wrote a poem about the Paris airport that I happened to stumble across on his Instagram. Right. And I've not been able to really get my words together for this whole Alyssa Violet, Jason Nash situation.

So I decided that I will begin discussing this with a bit of spoken word. Okay, lay it on me. I also wrote this right after the Avatar porn, so it might all be bad. What were you on? I don't know, dude. I had the scariest. I'm writing poetry and fucking the Avatar. I could go to bed, take a sequel. Let me sleep. I don't know if it's happy or sad. God, Alyssa, why did you do this?

Alyssa, Alyssa, Alyssa, what are we going to do? You've caused us a big mess with your mean girl stew. Alternate line. I think that it's time to put down the cauldron and broom. She's a witch. All of this mess just so you can use David's pool. You came at me for shaming.

but then said I sell my hole. But if it weren't for Marshmello, you'd be on a pole. Dying on a hill for Jason fucking Nash. I suggest you shut your trap before you're both doing DoorDash. You are no stranger to being rude to a waiter or going on a smear campaign. Remember when you used Depop to incite Paige Loren's shame.

Alyssa, Alyssa, Alyssa, you've caused a big mess, but I guess anything to sell that pink dress. Honestly, you first of all, you could get that published somewhere. That was really beautiful. Edgar Allen Ho. That was really special. That was up there. That was up there with Without You by Tana Mongeau. Thank you.

Put my whole moogadoo into it. Put your whole moogadoo into that poem. I will fucking kill myself. But you know what I especially liked about your poem is the usage of mess multiple times because she included that word in my MLA formatted message.

Message. If you will. Should I talk about that or do you have more? You go ahead and say your piece before I say mine. I didn't want to do this. Like, again, I want two fucking weeks off like so bad from just like I want to talk about fucking flowers and butterflies and rainbows. You put me in a corner. OK, Alyssa. And nobody puts nobody puts baby in a corner like just oh my God. OK, for my first point of all of this is like I don't think

don't think bullying is okay and great right like I don't think being mean to people who don't deserve it or joking around at people who don't deserve it is like the nicest greatest thing in the world okay it's not but here's what I will say and I die on this hill if it's fucking funny I'm gonna fucking laugh at it and no one is taking that away from me and I mean that in every single case scenario okay comedians

And it's like you're lying to yourself if you don't think this fucking shit is funny. Okay. And so she goes on this whole TikTok rampage saying, first of all, I came for a girl in a tree. Okay. That's she was dying on this. A peaceful fucking girl in a tree. Okay. And I'm going to insert the TikTok. Right. Okay. But I've been noticing a trend of women posting themselves in

In nature, right? But basically, obviously they're shaming people who are in on the drama because it's like, oh, I'm so above this. I'm laying in the grass and it's so unimportant. OMG, did you hear about the drama? No, Red Heart, look at these trees. You're on TikTok making that TikTok from the tree. How the fuck are you going to say, did you not hear about the drama when you're following 800 influencers? And how did you know that there was drama, huh?

From the grass. You're not just in a tree. You're making a TikTok in a tree. It's funny to make fun of.

Yeah you're better than everyone else You're on your iPhone it's like that whole thing It's like you don't get an award for watching Less TV like get the Fuck over yourself It's about radiation It's like I get honestly like I probably like That TikTok because I was probably like you know what I wish I was in a tree instead of making a 14 part series If the narrative was like I'm Enjoying myself in a tree I would have Never made fun of it the narrative was I'm Better than you because I'm enjoying myself Correct

And so here we are again. If it's funny, I'm going to laugh at it. I don't know why I'm going full social justice warrior over here, but it's like if someone can make something like that, like the stitch that I made to that is warranted in my opinion. And you can't convince me otherwise. Right. I think so, too. And now we're going to talk about Jason Nash. OK.

And I have done everything in my power to never have a serious, like real serious conversation about Jason Nash, right? Trisha and I have dabbled, okay? Here's the thing. For everything Jason Nash has done, he is lucky that the main focus is his problem with panhandling for those cowboy hats, okay?

back the other day for the very first time ever like ever in my life and watched these videos of jason and i when i've been 18 for a week right and he's trying to kiss me me and and again i also lived that like i will never forget being in that dressing room with jason ashley he's trying to kiss me and i'm like what the has my life come to right this is not what i signed up for for the vlogs mr black hat giggle guy yeah what the like

On top of that Just the way he was To Trisha I don't have to sit here And go in on that At bullet point list Either you know And you care Or you don't know And you don't care I think she Personally honestly Doesn't even want to be Tied to him ever again So let's just leave her Out of it And 100% understandably so It's just When you go back And you see all of that content That lives forever It's disgusting Therefore Now watching him

You know, Oscar said this on Trisha's podcast. He made a lot of money through David Dobrik and blew so much of it on narcissistic passion projects like short films and comedy central fucking shows and whatever. And seeing the trajectory of his career and financial state turn into panhandling on live is hilarious. And for...

His defense, like Alyssa had the fucking gall and wherewithal to say like he's just trying to make an honest living. No, an honest living is getting a normal job. It's not, there's no shame in having a normal job. Who cares if you were once a very successful influencer? You can get a normal job. And if you think, he said, and I quote on a podcast with Zach Justice, he said, working at Lululemon would be more embarrassing essentially. I'm so sorry. I would rather see you say.

you sell a line leggings every single time then whatever the fuck that galaxy bullshit is okay it just yeah and and how what shade to like somebody who works at lululemon like like that's so embarrassing like you're above them yeah you're speaking like you're above other people yeah and it's like so where is this humble like i don't care if i have to be the one it's fucking hilarious every single time i've opened the tiktok app for the last six months

Four finger movements and he's there with the cowboy hat, bro. Have you seen your kids grow? Like have you, you know what I mean? It's fucking hilarious and you will not convince me otherwise. And I mean, there's something to be said about the fact that he still lives in like a nice house in Hollywood. He has a very nice lifestyle. I just saw him front row at the Noah Khan concert. Like he's doing just fine. Okay.

At the expense of all these like little fucking 10 year old kids who are using their mom's money to buy him a cowboy hat. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. His lavish lifestyle isn't sad. So if that's how he's making the money, I'm going to make fun of it.

Okay Like Yeah in a lighthearted way too It's not like you came on And you just like Ripped him apart I didn't come on and say He tried to assault me In a dressing room When I was 18 Which you could have Like you know what I mean Like Like I said If that's all I'm saying I think he's getting off Pretty scot-free You know what I mean Here's the thing As well

If I thought Alyssa Violet was a tree-hugging, peacekeeping, Bible-thumping, fucking kind woman who really just cared about the best interest of other people, it wouldn't enrage me as much as it does. Here's the thing. You want to use David Dobrik's pool. And I mean that with my whole fucking chest. What's wrong with Marshmello's pool?

Is he gone? I'm wondering. I'll call him. And don't even allow me to comment on that. You want to use David's pool or kick it with David and Natalie. And that's that's your side. OK. And like Moses said, it's like you've drank the Kool-Aid, dude. Like I side with Jeff and you know that. So we already have an opposing side there. Right. Like I side with Jeff and the whole David situation already right there. OK. Then we make a podcast mentioning one of her best friends, Tessa Brooks, and an altercation that happens. Listen, I will say Tessa Brooks is.

Can live. Okay. Like I just. Yeah. I want to bury it. Do you keep going? And now.

You feel the need to defend Jason because you're drinking that Kool-Aid and Tessa because you're dying on that hill and you come on. No, it was not. She's not. She used it. She saw the opportunity and she said, oh, my God, this is enough of a reason to do something that she already wanted to do, which was make a video slandering you, thinking that she was going to get a bunch of people to rally behind her because you are somebody who is controversial on the Internet and has a lot of people who like maybe don't like you sometimes.

And then we haven't even gotten to the video itself.

Let's get to the video itself. You're sitting in a car clearly with someone else, clearly with someone else, like turning and laughing, like trying to laugh at me. Like it's giving like the two, it's giving Regina and fucking Katie are in the car and like, huh? We're going to be giving TikTok. She's sitting being dumb. I'm right. I'm right. Yeah. Right. Suck me. OK, she makes this video and her entire thing.

is that I'm just this evil fucking bully who's shaming everyone, but God forbid accountability and other people might just also fucking suck, right? And then in the video, she goes to talk about how I sell my butthole on all niggas. First of all, I never have. Second of all, I'm gonna now out of spite, okay? Third of all, what the fuck?

Where do you get off? Where do you get off? I am going to make merch with Tana's asshole and Alyssa's face on the same fucking shirt. Honest to God. What? Like that's the most shameful thing in the world. Here's what I'm going to say. How about this? How isn't that how a lot of people are making an honest living and how they're supporting their children? Fuck you.

Stupid idiot. Do you know how many times I've been f***ed out with Alyssa Violet and she's asked me if she should start an OnlyF***er if I can help her because she has no f***ing money? And then you're going to come online and shame me? That's what I heard. You know how many times I've literally, the last time I was with her was at Bar Lease. Like, and she's f***ing jaw swinging asking me about f***ing fans. You wanted to do it. You're just mad because you wouldn't succeed at it because you f***ed. Maybe she should get back into diss tracks.

And that's what I'm also saying. That was also an honest living, right? The highest moment of your career was being so wildly negative to someone else. And here's the thing. I have always genuinely thought that

And here's the thing as well. When all this started happening, I woke up to like 15 texts from influencers, people like with lots and lots of followers begging to come sit on this podcast and do a testimonial of a time that Alyssa Violet was horrible to them. Okay. And I might do it for the patron. I might have a whole fucking episode where we circle people coming in and telling their stories. The amount of stories I've heard in the last week, it is a collective agreement that she is one of the meanest girls in LA. You and I, I,

I just told her. You'll get into your piece on that, okay? You know what I mean? But here's where I stood at one point, right? She had her whole moment with Jake Paul and then so did I. And I was in this place where I was like,

The world would want us to hate each other. It would feed into that, like letting, I don't want to say letting a man win because Jake never wanted us to hate each other, but I'm just saying like, you know what I mean? I wanted to like rise above that and say like, look, even though that we shared these similar interests and whatever, like, and it'd be easier for us to hate each other. Here we are as friends. Right. And I, and I also, I do love Lele and like Lele is very close to the list. So a lot of Lele shit I would go to Alyssa would be there and I would like,

just do my best and you know me I'm I'm very like friendly like I would do my best to be like really friendly with this girl and post photos and hang out and talk but I always felt like she didn't really fucking like me and eventually I mean obviously this proves the point like I don't know she really likes anyone other than her close friends that she can keep for a couple years right well I mean she cycles through friends like she cycles through hair color like she is and it's like

I tried my best. You never wanted to like me and this is your like final excuse. And like, and don't even get me started on the Jake shit. Like you just want it in my, and this is murky water because it's like, I always want to like ride for the woman in every situation. But I know for a fact so much shit she said and that like hit piece towards him wasn't true.

And it's like you just wanted to go date Banks. That's what bothered me so much about the whole like Ricky Banks situation or whatever it was. Like, I don't know, like the Paige Lorenz, like whole Depop thing that she did. I'm like, all of this over Ricky Banks. Like, no offense, Ricky Banks. I love Ricky Banks.

I mean I do But you know what I mean Like it's Like somebody who's not Known for being a loyal guy But you're gonna shame Some random girl That you literally Don't even know Have never met That's the thing And I don't even know If that's the guy They were talking about That's just what I assume But But it's just like

You bullied Paige Lorenz on Depop Which is the craziest mad lib of a sentence ever I hate 2024 Out of nowhere You don't know her? She was sitting bored on her couch Checking her fucking What's the difference between Girl in Tree and Paige Lorenz Pink Depopgate? I can't There isn't I think that's almost kind of worse, right? There is no difference

So she sends me this long DM. I don't know if you want me to read it in full. It's really not necessary, but it basically says first line. Yo, I don't really know you. Why was she calling me dog in our text? D-A-W-G. And I was like, OK, Central C. Yo, I don't really know you.

First line already offended Alyssa Violet. I have met you at least 150 fucking times. I've spent hours with you. We have so many mutual friends. I've gone to birthday dinners with you. I have been around you in so many ways. You want to know why you don't remember me? Because for a long time, I didn't have any followers or clout. Okay. And you know, when you started dating,

noticing me and maybe saying hi here and there as soon as this podcast started blowing up. And I will never forget that. I noticed that about people. I will never forget. And every time you've ever talked about people only coming around to you or showing you the time of day, once this podcast started to take off,

It was kind of in reference to Alyssa Violet. It was always in reference. I'm so particular about that because I keep those people in the back of my mind always because if you treated me one way before I had canceled podcasts and you treat me a different way afterward, I, listen, that's literally deeply ingrained in my memory, okay? Doesn't matter. She goes on to say that your most recent TikTok is not an accurate description of my Depop caption, okay? It's so easy. You could have just Googled it. That's what she said.

She said, I never called Paige Lorenz a whore, nor did I say she was trying to steal my man. This is why podcasts and TikToks are so toxic and dangerous because they spread misinformation like wildfire. Made a diss track with Rice Gum. 10 million views. The entire point I made with Tana was to not support. It went platinum.

The entire point I made with Tana was to not support cyber bullying. Then everybody made it about Jason Nash, which was not my point. Like I told Tana earlier, I cannot wrap my head around how some people use this platform we were given to spread constant, targeted, incessant hate toward others. Alyssa, be so fucking for real. Let me keep going. I'm loving your addressing the camera, though. The page comment was just a silly story on a Depop caption. Was just a silly story on a Depop caption.

It wasn't constant targeting bullying videos towards somebody trying to make extra cash. Again, misinformation that you're spreading with your video. So I went ahead and screenshotted the Depop caption to send to her just so that she knew I actually wasn't that wrong at all. This was the caption in question.

pink tight dress super snatched makes your waist look tiny i wore to a party with my situation ship in 2021 and it was a weird mini rave and this girl camp came up to me and said she loved me and she thought i was super cool she told me she followed me for years and wanted to be just like me then she followed me all around the party all night like a stalker and my friends thought that she was sketchy but i gave her a chance then she pulled me aside and said by the way i hooked up with your ex can we still be friends

And I walked away That girl was Paige Lorenz First and last name She used This is all in Depop To sell a pink dress All in Depop To sell a pink dress For fucking $50 Unless you don't have $50 You have fucking 13 million followers You don't have $15 You better get online With your best

Get a fucking... Or maybe you should sell your butthole, like you asked me to. Anyway, my situation ship said my waist looks snatched in the dress, but like that was nice. Doesn't matter. That was the caption, so I went ahead and sent that to her because I thought she might like to see it since she said that I was clearly misinformed. She said, yes, thank you. My point proven. And I'll spare you the millions of voice memos she sent back and forth, but basically I was like...

No offense. I don't care if you didn't call her a whore or a boyfriend stealer. You were you deliberately wrote a super malicious caption out of fucking thin air for no fucking reason on specifically on deep pop of all places, bitch. I'm like, talk about trying to make a quick dollar. OK, so.

And you're like, you're going to try to say that you like you hate cyberbullying. You don't even know this girl. And the thing is, Paige Lawrence is another person who's kind of like you, Tana, where a lot of people on the Internet rally behind like they just hate her. OK, it's a thing.

It's like There's a lot of people Against her So I think that It was like Kind of targeted Specifically to her Because she knew That she could get people To rally behind her And that shit also went viral Like you knew What you were doing Like and it went You knew what you were doing And it went viral And so we were sending All these voice memos Back and forth Whatever She says what's your number And she calls me

And I'm really nice to her on the phone. I'm like, listen, I don't mean to like, because I had made a TikTok and I was like, Alyssa, weren't you the one who did this Depop thing? Like calls coming from inside the house situation. It wasn't even mean. It was just like, listen, like you're a bully. Let's not call out other bullies. Okay. Other non-bullies.

She calls me and she mentions like, you know what? Like she did this to Jason. It wasn't even supposed to be about Jason. I didn't know anything about that Jason situation. I'm like, OK, well, another point I should make. If you don't know anything about a situation, then why the fuck are you commenting on it? And yes, you do. She was like saying like if you guys don't like Tana and Tricia, like if you're on that side, like if you didn't know anything about the Jason situation, how would you know that

That side exists It's not adding up Alyssa But I'm like I don't know Hopefully your fucking Depop money is Can you Then she goes on to mention that She was writing for Tessa Brooks And I mentioned to her Listen to me And this is This

I want to go on record and say Tessa Brooks is one of my close friends. I love Tessa Brooks. Okay. I was put in like a kind of interesting situation with that page story because it's like pages, my best friend. Okay. So when she's sitting here telling me a story, I don't want to invalidate her story, but I also don't want to like,

be like smear campaign. Yeah. Smear campaign Tessa. So it was just like an awkward situation for me. I don't even know if I like how I handled it. I, I didn't know what to do in that situation. And I like, I felt bad for both parties. I felt bad for like, you know, like dismissing page. I felt bad for condemning Tessa. It was just strange. And I've since apologized to Tessa. Cause it's like, I just don't, I don't want to have beef with Tessa. I've been friends with her for a long time, whatever. So I told Alyssa that,

That doesn't matter. And then basically she asks me if I can delete the video. Can you delete the video? I go, if you really need me to delete the video, I'll delete the video. Oh, no, no, no. But first she says, you know that your video is getting a lot of attention just because people are watching your Clinton Cain series. And I want to go on record and say, Alyssa, I have been getting so many views, so many more views than you for so long.

long before my 14 part series about Clinton Kane. It is actually ridiculous. Okay. For you to assume that it was. That's exactly what I mean though. Like her entire demeanor has always been talking down to people. Amari was telling me how like the 35th time he'd hung out with her and me like all night for a while. She tried to treat him like he was a waiter. Literally. A waiter. I.

I'm already Stewart 10. I can't tell you how many times I remember specifically. I'm in like a suite with her at Caesar's palace. She doesn't fucking say a word to me. I met her a thousand times. She'll be standing in a circle of three people and she won't look in, in my eyes. I know who you are. It's been that like anytime I've ever been with Alyssa, like even like Lele's wedding, it's like she wants to sit in the corner and talk shit about everyone else and laugh at other people's looks and their whatever. And it's like,

Like I had to get away. I was like watching the UFC fight. I can name 10 girls off the top of my head who have horrible experiences with Alyssa Violet. That's just, that's just the facts. Okay. But I would never talk numbers. I don't give a fuck about views or whatever it is, but you're not going to tell me that the only people, the reason people are watching my video about you is because I'm having a viral moment because I exposed somebody else because I'm also this big bully. Okay. So I set her straight on that. And I, I said, you know what? If you need me to delete it, I will. But then, you know what? I thought about it and I said,

Actually, I'm not going to delete that video. This is what happened. I go, listen, I fear it may have to be a follow up. I'm not deleting my video because I don't I mean what I said. But if you want me to clear up that you didn't say the words dirty whore or stole my boyfriend, I will. So I made kind of like a backhanded video, like a follow up being like, sorry, guys, Alyssa actually didn't say dirty whore. Like it was like it was like kind of satirical. It was funny. Whatever.

And she says, you can defend Tana, but also say I spoke with Alyssa and she had good intentions. It was a pileup of negative videos and she just happened to choose the Jason one to respond to. You never had good intentions. She's telling me straight up, but also on the phone, she's saying, if you want me to come on the podcast and clear it up, I'm like, respectfully, we have only the most elite of talent. No one else will come on. It's just Trisha Paytas. And she's just, you know, she's texting me. Who cares? Whatever.

I go on just Trish yesterday or day before yesterday and I say my piece I say listen I don't think this is a nice girl I don't think that what she did to Paige was nice I don't think that she's the one to call out anyone for being mean because I've had personal experiences with her being mean I've seen her be mean to other people I know that she can't keep a friend that's just the vibes she texts me yesterday and that's what I'm saying if it was like Nora Smith calling me out like I'd go look in the mirror you know like you're mean this

This is what she says, Tana. Girl, you are so messy. I just saw a clip from Trisha's podcast and I am so sad. I thought we had a good talk and you said you understood my point. I did understand her point, okay? That we aren't supposed to be cyberbullying, but my point was... We're not! Of course... Well, this is the thing. That is the point. We're not supposed to be cyberbullying, but my point was you are a cyberbully. You're a cyberbully. Anyway...

Remember that movie? She said, you completely 180'd with what you told me originally. It's very disappointing. Also, you made up a few random lies about me out of nowhere. It was interesting. I distinctly remember how we spoke on spreading misinformation. Fabrication can be damaging and harmful. And you agreed. Yet, you completely did the same thing. You said I saw my hole. I don't. Well, that's what she's talking about. She's talking about how I said that she had inquired about OnlyFans to you. David's pool isn't even that great either. Like, I'm sure the YMCA downtown honestly has the same pack. This is what got me really bad, Tana. She said...

I understand you have to publicly defend your co-host who gave you your career, but to throw me under the bus after you privately told me something so different is wild. I sincerely hope these paychecks are worth your morality, girl. Unfortunately, there is a reason nobody wants to come on the podcast, and this is a huge part. Actually, Alyssa, you want to come on the podcast. You asked me yesterday, you fucking weird bitch. Sorry. Anyway, I said, Alyssa, be so fucking for real.

I said, you called me and you said your piece. We had a very condescending conversation and I told you straight up that I stood behind my video and I'm sorry that I got the words wrong and you didn't call her a whore. That's the truth. I said, I think you are mean. I think you are mean and I think that you're dismissive and I think that you made that video about Tana with complete deliberate intention to get her hate. Messy is coming out of a social media break just to condemn Tana in defense of Jason Nash of all people. I said, bless your heart. Messy is not the word.

And I said, I reached out to Tessa because I do love and I respect her. But you've been rude to me 100 out of 100 times I've met you. And you called me to delete a video just because you knew it was getting tractions in your words just because I'm having a viral moment. So you reap what you sow. I said, be nice. I love you reap what you sow. Be nice and people will be nice. And I don't even know if I want to read this. Her MLA formatted fucking novel. But...

Poor grammar, by the way. I read it today. It's like you got bigger fish to fry. It's up to you. I don't even know. It's really not worth it, but it's like it's just fucking stupid. And I finally sent her a voice memo where I told her I was like, listen, what you're not going to tell me is that I'm I'm defending Tana because she gave me a career. I'm defending Tana because I hate that people come for you on the Internet because you feel like an easy target because they know that they can get people to rally behind them. But now is not the time.

Now is literally not the time. I also think it's like... You are in such a different era of your life right now. You're so, in my opinion, unproblematic and you haven't done anything wrong to people. And if anything, people have done you so wrong recently that it's like... It's not even... It's fucking... You know what? Kick rocks, Alyssa.

I think it's like I'm finally at this point where it's like I see the world very clearly and I can see where I've done wrong and I can see where others have done wrong. I'm not saying I'm perfect. I'm not saying I'm the be all end all with the gavel who makes the decisions. I'm just saying like I I'm not going to just sit back and watch this narrative where women call out people, more importantly, men, but people in general who have done them wrong. And they're the bad guy. They're the bully. They're the toxic. They're the whatever. Like,

No, it just absolutely not. And was anybody condemning her when she made that huge video about Jake Paul and how how wrong he did her? No, everybody got behind her because they you know what I mean? Like and it's like and then even just on the note of like girl and tree again, if if funny, I laugh. Fewer do trick. Fewer do trick.

But I listen, I didn't say anything on that podcast on Trisha's podcast or the podcast today that I didn't say to her in real life. That's just the fact. My favorite part of this whole interaction of the both of you was that after her literal Twilight series novel, you responded with a voice memo. And she said, I'm not listening to that. There you are. She says, I'm not listening to your voice messages, nor do I have to. You have proved who you are to me countless times. Oh, so now you admit you have met me countless times. Isn't that funny? Miss.

I don't really know you. Okay. Anyway, you have had opportunities to make amends with certain people, situations and predicaments that you've gotten yourself into and decided to get defensive, backtrack and make even up more or make up even more fabrications to cover up. By the way, is she on fucking thesaurus.com? I know this bitch isn't this literate. There's clearly no solution oriented way we are going to solve our issues. So I suggest we stop talking. I do not agree with who you are as a person. And I think you are a very messy individual. And I said, okay.

Piss off, Alyssa. You're the meanest girl in town. And I mean that. I really like I really do think that if we gathered every single person who agrees with that, like we'd have guests forever. Like it's not like it's a just us thing. You know, it's very widely, widely known across Los Angeles. And it was something that I, again, was always willing to look past and for Lele and try for the narrative of our past and whatever. But like.

God damn And like I was really sad To see her do that Because it was just like I knew the internet Would take care of it Like genuinely When I watched that Jason Nash Video There's a level of guilt Too Because of course Like our audience is huge And we weaponize our Like we don't mean to Weaponize our audience But that's what happens Like people are gonna go Bully Alyssa after this And that is how it works But Like it's all just Like it's poking the bear It's the same thing With Clinton Like if you're gonna Like

Stand on it. Like stand on what you've said. And if I. Sometimes you're wrong. Sometimes you literally just take the wrong stance and you need to accept it. You took the wrong stance in this situation. And then where. Like she just been accountable and like maybe just dropped the.

act for 10 minutes like that we wouldn't be sitting here saying yeah how much potential she has okay like you know what Alyssa it's about radiation sorry I have to stop I think that in life as well one of my biggest like triggers and something that like I really genuinely feel passionate about is if you can't take the heat don't stand in the kitchen and I mean that like that's what I said I said you shouldn't have come out of your social media break if this was what you were gonna do because apparently you weren't ready she wasn't on a break either she was bleaching her

eyebrows on social media last wednesday you're just mad it wasn't working sorry i don't know i just like genuinely if you cannot take the heat then don't stand in the kitchen like you wanted to come at me and you wanted the whole world to hate on me that was your goal and i think it's because you were defending tessa and you love david's pool like genuinely but you don't have to defend tessa i'll defend tessa fuck like if we're comparing you and tessa like tessa's a saint like yeah 100%

100% I went I'm going to my text with Alyssa Because you read yours And I thought it'd be fun To look at what I said So the night before The Avatar porn My Bryce Hall night The fact that that Is even a sentence It's a reference point Oh my god I forgot It's so funny When I like actually Look back at all of our texts It's just her like Sending me shit About other people Talking shit

Or like, what are you wearing? And it's like, I'm wearing a Skims dress. Literally like sending me canceled clips. Like, who's this about? I'm dying. Like sending me dream while he's getting canceled. She said she loves our podcast. But then she went on to say that no wonder you can't get a guest. Like, I'm going to get marshmallow. So I texted her the night where I'm like with Bryce, like in Vegas. Like, I genuinely like don't remember. Like, I was just like.

I might as well find out. I said, am I in trouble? What did you post? Say it with your chest, which is a crazy way to open. I realized, but also like, fuck you. Our texts are so bad. I like she sends me this whole novel about she's been quiet on the sidelines, but I'm just sending constant hate to Jason and talking about Tessa. And I'm so wild. I go, so you rep Jason and Tessa.

um she goes i rep tessa till i die jason goes live to make money to provide for his children i said and we're not accounting for what he did to trisha suddenly we're so forgiving ha ha like i just started calling her alissa nash and to be honest with you she started sending me novels and i started replying with bitmojis like i sent this don't be silly is like i just didn't know what to do

It was a little mean, but I don't know. I get to a point where it's like I do feel like a bully and I look at me. I am on a podcast talking shit about somebody, but it's like I'm so like I I hate when people come for you. Like specifically right now in this moment, because I'm like, I feel like it's coming at you from every fucking direction. It's pissing me the fuck off. That's what I'm saying. I just want two weeks so bad, but I understand that it comes with this life. But like.

Yeah, it was just so unwarranted and her stance was so wrong. As someone who's apologized a million times and like had to get canceled a million times and come out like whenever anyone with a presence or if someone posts something and like people are interacting with it coming at me.

My very first thought is like, I'm going to watch this from all angles mentally and see if I'm wrong. And if I am, I'm the first person to go do the fucking inner work and like grow from it. Right. Like, like,

I'm so self-aware. Right. Like if someone's saying I'm fucking wrong, I'm going to sit there and think, am I? How does someone else view this? Like, and it was just, it was so crazy. And I think that the entire TikTok she made about me truly encapsulated who she is as a person. Like you're laughing. The giggling. Like, oh, and she's an fans girl selling her whole. Like you're laughing with your friend. A lot of people are. And like,

Again, also an honest living that some people are doing just to support their kids. Okay. It was just so hypocritical and like wrong. And then I tried to have a conversation with her. And like, again, like everything she says does not add up with her actions. It's like, it's such a level of hypocrisy that you can't even reason with it. And then she's just doubling down on it to the point where I'm like, what else am I supposed to do other than talk about it on a podcast? Like, I don't know what else to like, it's that you want, it's everywhere. Yeah.

Yeah, and this is our job. We get paid lots of money for it. We don't even have to have Depop. I'm going to go buy the pink dress. I tried. I think it's sold. Imagine I was just wearing it. So funny. Paige Lorenz should have bought it. And that, like, dude, that just is like you're doing the same thing. I don't know. I really could talk about it for like hours because I feel so passionately. I'm like, what the actual fuck?

Like just what the actual fuck was not only that video, but your second video and your text us like and just everything like you're you're the worst. At least she's hot. It's true. It's really hot. Makes it worse because it adds to like the Regina vacation of it all. Yeah. I don't know. I don't know.

I don't know what to say. I had a lot of people warn me and say like, I don't know if you should do this because she will make up lies to win. You know what I mean? And I could really foresee her. Yeah. I'm actually being like, yeah, I saw her shooting up heroin or like, I don't know. That's why I said we did the together. You know what I mean? I was going to say she was just out, but listen, I'll cover all bases. I know. You know, a lot of people think that, um, we like, we will, especially me, like after the last episode, I like,

Apparently didn't condemn Lila enough And everyone's like She's afraid of everyone telling Like that she used to do All the time I'm like I will say I used to do All the time Like hello If that's the worst thing

Thing you have in the closet Lila doesn't have anything on me I'm just I just don't want anyone to fucking kill themselves Yeah that's fair It's all a fucking mess I know we've really made a mess I think we might have to do like some sort of like Like balancing act like maybe we go Open up a school and Didn't Tessa do that? She can actually help us maybe we Open up a school next door to Tessa Brooks That's how we make amends with Tessa Brooks We bring Paige everybody's happy And Paige Lorenz

We're all wearing hot pink dresses. We're on live panhandling while we open the school. Yeah, and that's how, you know what? A hundred percent. And we sell pictures of our butthole, obviously. For more supplies for the children. I'm going to kill myself.

I mean, dude, it's funny because now we're about to shoot for Patreon. And this was something we were like never doing before. This is a new thing unlocked. And I do still have so much more to say, but I think I'm leaving it for there. And I'm really excited. Our goal with the Patreon, you guys, actually, let me get the list before I just.

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I am so excited. I think we're going to have a live reaction later to Clinton's mom reveal, potentially on Patreon. We can probably say that because, I mean, we'll cut it if not, but it'll be out by the time this episode's out, if it's real. You guys, I fear I have to get off this mic.

I think so too I think we've done enough for the day It's so funny too Just the way like when it rains it pours Like last week is Clinton Zach Sang like And now this week is Oh that's what we can do on Patreon I'm gonna read you my Zach Sang text Oh beautiful

That's gorgeous. Um, but genuinely I'm really hoping like our next few episodes are like meditative with page and we're back to like jacket off under the rainbow tarp or something. You know what I mean? Like just me too. I would like to be a little bit more lighthearted. I really am not. I'm not a hateful person. I don't have a lot of hate in my heart except sometimes I have a lot of hate in my heart and I'm a hateful person. Yeah.

We love you guys so much. And thank you for all the opportunities you give us even today at our shoot. I was just like, wow, I can't, if you told Brooke and I, when we first sat down on this couch that we'd be doing this, it's crazy. And again, I love a lighthearted episode, but this week did not call for that. Um,

No one go watch Avatar porn. I think I'm doing it right the fuck after this. I'm having a viewing party. Amanda Diaz is coming over. Everything's amazing. Not kidding. And you'll have the vibrator with the Tetris screen on it and everything will be fine. It's going to be amazing. We love you guys so much. Don't bully people unless no bully deserve it. And it's a little funny. Goodbye.