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Hello and welcome back to the cancelled podcast. Oh, we're already having drama. Now let me tell you something really quickly before we get into anything at all. I got a lip flip again and I will never learn my lesson. I'm just like you for real. It's the most addicting thing in the world. It's like when it goes away, you're like, what happened to my lip? I have paper cut lips. Why do I have this much motion? Why am I using a straw properly? Like I don't want any of this. Right. But right now I feel like I like I feel like I just got like numbing put in my face.

No, it's definitely a little palsy vibe. Like when you first get it, you're like...

And I just don't want to be clipped this way. So just know that I'm aware of it. You don't even have to tell me. I think they look Gorgina the house down, mama. I'm in a goofy mood. You think they look what? I'm so excited for today's episode. Like, it actually hurts. The amount of shit that happens since we sat down here last is like unheard of. I feel like such a privilege to sit on this couch today. I'm on the edge of my seat all day. I've been so giddy boots. Well...

What do we do? Do we like go in chronological order? Because like it's like... It's been lives. Literal... Like lives. Like I don't even... Where do we begin? I think we have to start at... Birth. Like... Well...

We did the Trisha episode and then the next day I got a boob job. Okay. Okay, we can start there. Boob job went great. Tits are huge. They entered the room before her. They look amazing. They're still a little big. They're going to go down. But I think it's fun that you get to have a week where you're like built like an air pod. I know. I told them. Well, yeah, I look like a capital P. I love it. But they're going to drop a little bit. They're still like a little large and in charge. They're kind of hard. I got my...

real stitches out a couple days ago. When I heard what you went through today. No, I know. I just told Tana this, but I had like, so I had regular stitches. I went in through the nipple, but they only do like a little incision on the bottom of your nipple, like a little. And I had regular stitches, but then I had these like two random blue strings that like hung out of both sides. They looked like the craziest nipple hairs you've ever seen. And if I didn't know better, I would think they were mine. But I...

I got my real stitches out first, and then today I had to take out that blue string, and it was one long string, like this long. And was he, like, pulling you? And they had to pull it all the way out. I made Bebe come with me, and this one got stuck. And it was, like, snagged. And he was yanking? Were you, like, kind of fighting with him? It was, like, a technician, and she was, like... I just had to, like, cringe and wait until it was out. But other than that, my experience was...

Seamless, amazing, Gorgina. I loved your usage of Gorgina. I've never used it in a sentence before. Do you see what you do to me? Literally.

I'm so proud of you for doing that and then being a person today. I would need so much sedation. It's been relatively painless. I've been taking extra strength Tylenol. Well, can we talk about your serious issue with this boob job that is giving me like it's keeping me up and I talked about it today with Makoa like without you. Okay, so Brooke gets this boob job, right? Everyone in the comments is like everyone.

And just in life, like this is just something people say, doctors say, if you will, like that after you get the boob job, you can't raise your arms. Brooke Amber over here thinks that they mean that you are physically unable to raise your arms. Instructions unclear. And what they mean is you should not raise your arms. Okay. And Brooke is out here doing the Y M C A on TikTok everywhere. Well, it's so crazy because everyone's like, you can't move your arms. Like literally, like I couldn't even pull my own pants down. And I'm like,

I'm like, I literally am doing cartwheels. I'm acting like Gumby. I'm like, what's wrong with you guys? I'm like, losers. And my doctor texts me and he goes, if you don't stop fucking doing the YMCA right now. In a much nicer tone. And you haven't once explained it without demonstrating. Like we're at dinner the other night. I already know this. And she's like, yeah, and I can't raise my arms. And I'm like, you don't. Well, here's the thing. I can't sleep without my arms over my head. Like that's a thing that I do. I like, I have to. I'm the same way. And I already have to sleep on my back, which is unnatural to me. So.

So what like we have to be compromised somehow. And then it's like I'm taking all these like I just discovered let me sleep. And I don't know if you've ever dabbled in let me sleep. I've heard. I don't think I need it. Like, let me wake up. Oh, my God. You should. They're going to steal that from you. It's just like bumps. It's had all right. So kidding. We were totally kidding. Enough.

Anyway, I take like six let me sleeps to go to bed every night because I cannot, like it's just uncomfortable. Like I want to sleep a certain way. But then because I have to do that to go to sleep, I wake up face down every day. I'm like, fuck. Whoa.

I'm like literally face down, arms up, pissed, waking up. It's bad if you take more than two melatonin. It's not melatonin. I don't really take it. I'm taking three. One time Diablo was at my house and he was like, these are good. And like, you know how fried he is. Like ate the whole bottle. And he was like, yeah. I remember when he asked, what's your co-host name? And we do lived together at the time. And we were shooting canceled out of the house.

Never forget Diablo. Bless his heart though. Bless his brain. Anyway, other than that, I have been doing the aftercare. I know a lot of people are speculating. Not too high now. Not too much. She's like, I know a lot of people are speculating. No. Well, every doctor is different. But like this, my doctor usually doesn't have anybody wear the like little surgical bra after. I woke up. They said if you wake up in one, then you have to wear it. And I woke up in one. And I was like, fuck. No.

It's because I did a little internal lift. But he said, as long as I'm wearing something supportive, like I'm fine. And I really am not raising my arms as much as you think. And I'm not. It is frustrating because you don't realize how much like you have to use your pecs for. And they're under there. I don't think I've ever used my pec a day in my life. No, you use your pec to do everything. You use your pec to lift your bait. Oh, in that case? You are doing heavy lifting. Especially when I saw that one. Look at that portable you can carry.

What if that was your vape? I've been taking this out like to the club and shit. Like if I go anywhere. Despicable. No, I've been charging my phone using a toaster everybody. But Apple has to stop changing the cords. It's just like what are they going to give me next? You know what I mean? Fucking paperclip and tell me that has to go on my phone and charge it. Like what the fuck?

Crazy. Yeah. So that was my boob job experience. I would rate the experience a 9 out of 10. Really? It would have been a 10 out of 10 if I could just fucking raise my arms. Yeah. She just wants to do a jumping jack or two. But my doctor was amazing. He is still so hot, honestly. Dr. Daniel Barrett, thank you so much for my new tits. Did you wake up hitting on him? No, I woke up. Oh, she said I woke up at night. I just went, come on. And then I said, can I go back to sleep? And she goes, yeah. And then when I woke up, she said again, I said, come on.

That's so funny. Like, you and I are so different. Like, you know I would have woken up like... When I first got them, I'm not kidding, Tana, they were out to here. And I'm, like, frustrated. I'm so annoyed because here I am trying to be, like, transparent about my plastic surgery experience. Okay. Which I really do try to do. I've told you guys everything that I've ever done. Lip flip, lipo, boob job, all of it. And it's used against me.

Constantly What do you mean? It'll be like People are just going crazy They're like Her tits look like shit And I'm like This is why people Don't tell you things That's so fair There's like this one photo That I posted of myself One time That is like my old face And it was like It's my least flattering photo I like to go with versions Okay You were on version 3 Of your face You weren't done Yeah I wasn't You were working on it Well I hadn't even started What's the problem?

But I posted the photo And then like That's the number one photo Like evil people will use Yep And they'll be like This is what she really looks like I'm like Do you remember where you got that? I shared it with you You just know like Even the person saying That your tits look like shit Is like Well they're like In Nebraska with a uniboob Yeah Let me stop Yeah

They're like, they're so high up. They're rock hard. They're way too big for her frame. I'm like, I got them this morning. They're in Tampa with a mono tit. Yeah. It's like, come on. Tana mono tit. Monogu. Oh, shit.

Oh my God. I had a dream about Muguru like the other day. Like that's how much it's plaguing me. Is it a dream or is it a nightmare? Nightmare. Every single time. I'm not kidding. This episode was brought to you by BetterHelp. Sometimes we find ourselves comparing our lives to others. Social media can play a big part in that.

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Okay. Yeah. I didn't know if you were going to share that with the audience or not. No, I've been so transparent about like my whole journey. And I feel like this is obviously a very vital part of this journey. You know what I mean? I drank. Like, let's talk about it. You know? Where's Charles Gross now? I love him. I love him.

So we went on the birthday trip and first of all I do just want to say like I wish you were there so bad because I think so badly and we celebrated and I want to talk about that in a second because you're so cute and sweet but I feel like this trip took everything good from all the other trips and we kind of finally got it right like there really was just no drama everyone was peaceful which is oh no no no no no like

I think everyone's just a different person. And like we needed something like Turks to almost happen to like know that there's a ceiling for the drinks. Know that there's a ceiling for... I did forget about like Turksgate. Like what was... Which is so crazy that that was one year ago. It is so crazy. That was like such a... What an episode that was. What an episode. You know, and...

I feel like this trip took everything good from that. It was a really good group, like way less just drama-free. Aaron came. I love that. What did you think, Amish? I loved it. Oh, I loved it. That makes me happy because it's like, it's one thing when it's like your best friends you've had for 10 years, but like the real test is bringing someone who's never been and like being like, hey, would you go back? Well, we were talking about it before you got up here and just like how unnatural the experience feels like in the beginning because it's like, what do you mean jet mansion butler's maids? Like it's, it is just like, well, it is.

It was so opulent. It really was. The house was just like beautiful. And it was, this trip was also shorter, which I think is something I learned. Like, I feel like everything bad on every trip started to happen around day six. Yeah. It's like, how are we still here? It's like going home was the biggest W, you know, but I did choose to drink. And how did it go? I mean, here's the thing. I think it's like everyone who didn't want me to drink was trying to

either from their experiences or their care for me, teach me a lesson. And I unfortunately am so the type of person that I cannot learn a fucking lesson by being told in any way. Like I have to learn the lesson by doing and living and falling and getting up, you know? So day one, we get on the plane. And the thing is, as well, it's all like environment. Like everyone else has been drinking for the past six months. So they're partying hard.

Per protocol, you know? And I just hopped right in there like nothing happened. And I definitely...

Got wasted And like It was fun But then I You know I noticed myself Just kind of Immediately like How easy it is To like Be the same bitch Like these last six months Never happened And I woke up the next day And that just like Scared the fuck out of me In the best way Where I was like Whoa So when did I Get to talk to you Day one Oh okay That's good news Yeah

And like, yeah, she got some FaceTimes from Tina. I did. And I was already spiraling so bad. I go, what's going on? I don't know. Like, granted, it is fun to get fucking hammered. But like, I don't know. I just woke up and it was scary. And like, I just didn't.

Want to feel like that again. And then the rest of the trip, I just kind of, you know, drank like normally, I guess. Okay. Well, that is good. However, oh my God, I am no longer cut out for the way that you feel the next day. Like I think after going that long, not feeling how that you feel the next day and the recovery and all of it, I was like, oh wow. And I think especially after not feeling it for six months, like me thinking I could,

Drink and then have a hangover even like I used to like no it was 10 times worse because you haven't been hungover in six months. Yeah and like you're comparing and contrasting like your healthy like perfect body that you've just been treating so well and now all of a sudden it's like oh my god it's the worst feeling. And like obviously there's an argument where it's like I had so much fucking fun. I would love to do that occasionally and maybe I will like drink and be hungover and be in my 20s and whatever but at the same time like we got home last week.

And like it took me 48 hours of sleep to recover. Anxiety through the fucking roof. Like just felt like absolute complete and utter shit. Like the jet ride home was like all of our jet rides home where I'm like face down on the floor asleep hungover dying. And it was just like sober me would be like up and at them. It almost helps though that you feel like so horrible because it's like it's not even like

just like a, oh, I do horrible things when I'm drunk thing. It's like, I literally, I am out for days. And I think after how long I spent not feeling like that, feeling like that again, I was like, like it really is eyeopening when you spend that long, not feeling like that to feel like that again. It's like, wait, whoa, I don't want to feel like this. Um,

And I feel like, I don't know, I just came home and like these past like five or six days, it's just like I had to sleep so much. Like granted, everyone who went on the trip did. That's what happened. Everyone slept for like 48 hours. But like, I don't know if I would last through a birthday trip again because I've never, I haven't drank like two days in a row in a really long time. Yeah. What am I talking about? What am I even talking? Sometimes I just say shit. Me. Yeah. Like I know damn well you have.

Well I haven't been drinking since we've been home from tour but like on tour I drink every day. I think just but like this last week I've been drunk every day. And even just like all the stuff we're like working on and shit like just tour and life and like getting home and then everyone needing everything from me again and having all this work to do and trying to like crawl through it and like.

not firing at 100 fucking like cylinders or whatever the phrase is. I don't know either. That honestly went right over my head at all. It kind of just like as much as I had a great fucking time and I do think there will be moments again where I want to have a great fucking time. Like I still haven't decided if I want to drink maybe on the 4th of July, but it's so close to right now that I'm like, oh no, like I want to space them out. And like we went to dinner the other night and I had some drinks and like that was nice to have like two drinks and go home and

You know, go to bed. Yeah, that's what, like, I guess, like, a normal person does. Yeah. But sometimes I struggle with that, and I know that this is, like, wrong also. But sometimes I'm like, if you're drinking to not get drunk, what's the point? Mm-hmm. Because it's, like, then it's, like, you're putting this, like, literal poison in your body, which I do all the time. But, like, with what intent? I think that I was more afraid of moderation, like,

And maybe this is a statement that I in three months could take back. You know what I mean? But I was more afraid of moderation before I went and like drank. Like now I'm kind of like, okay, I could go to dinner and have three drinks and go home and go to bed. And that is, I think, I think I can do that. We'll see. Yeah. But at the same time,

I'm so scared of falling back into so many old patterns. And like, then how many days a week are you doing that? And then it's like... Yeah, I see what you're saying. I think you did it. Maybe take a second, take a beat and reassess the situation in a couple weeks or so. And it's just like, I don't like...

at least six days a week, I want to wake up on 100. That's the number one thing in my mind. I feel like I have too much in life right now to lose or to half-ass or to not focus on or to whatever that it's like, as much as I do love this thing and have so much fun in the moment, I don't know how much it's worth everything that comes with it still. And I'm just going to do my best to stay as far the fuck away from it as I can, because that is the goal to like now and again, occasionally get to have fun, but like be on 10 the rest of the time and

Yeah, I don't know. I think the birthday trip looking... I say this now looking back would have also been fun sober. But had I just been sober, I would have wanted it so bad. Yeah, and I think you would have like... It's kind of one of those things where you would have the whole time been like, well, that would have been so much more fun if I were drunk. Even if it weren't true. 100%. And it's like, I don't know. Yeah, I just I remember the pros and the cons now. Like they are all very present to me. And I just like...

have to really focus on what I want out of life. And well, I'm proud of you for not taking it too far. You didn't injure yourself or anyone else.

that I know of. I didn't. Nobody fought on your birthday trip. Yeah no it was genuinely no drama like all very very very fun which was nice to have it felt a little older like we just even we went out to like El Squid Row and Cabo and shit I was like get me the fuck out of here no amount of alcohol can like do this to me anymore like I'm 26 I have to go home. Yeah I think you know that's what I'm learning I think about myself is that I don't like to be I still like to drink but I don't like to be around a lot of people.

At once, like the yelling over the music and all of that. Yeah, it's just like awful. And I think now I also am just like in this stage where I'm debating on moderation and dabbling with it. I have to be very careful of my environment. Like I know right now I have to go to Vegas for Isabella's birthday and I have the 4th of July with everyone who's fucking insane. And I have to like just really be aware of like if I'm going to have some drinks on the 4th of July, it's like three beers and I'm counting and I'm done and like I'm done.

So that I can You know what I mean Because I think that I'm just still very very present With the fact that It's such a fucking fine line To like fall back Into who It is And it's a slippery slope And it's You do have to be Very calculated Or you will get Fucked Swept away That's the thing Like who

Who I was before this sobriety journey could still be unlocked if I, like, go too crazy. And, like, I don't ever want her back. Yeah. And I know that now. That's probably for the best. But I loved her, too. I like her more. I think she was fun. And I saw a glimpse of her. And I'm afraid of her. You know? Like, I just...

Yeah, I just have to be really fucking careful. And I don't know. Like, my biggest takeaways are, like, even though I had a lot of fun on the trip, like, more than ever, I'm so aware of the fact that alcohol is fucking poison. And it's, like, a slippery fucking slope. And it's... Yeah. Like, we just have too much to lose. I still, like... I still would never trust myself to tour fucked up. And, like, we have this whole tour, like, in the fall and shit. I have such a goal on this next tour to be able to do it. Like, not that I, like...

I don't feel like I have to be sober, but I think it's really scary that I feel like I can't even go on stage sober. I've just even realized like moderate alcohol, like the way it like affects who I am days later is what's crazy. Like even today, it's been like days since the trip or days since I've had a drink and I'm just slower and I'm more anxious and my thoughts are different. Do you think any of that is like a little bit of like a placebo situation where it's like you know that like you've done it? No. No.

Like I genuinely feel like it hurts to like turn my wheels as much. And like even I've been trying to edit this fucking episode of us and Trisha Paytas for like 48 hours. And it's like the fast talking and shit. Sorry about that, y'all. Like I'm just too slow. And it's like I can't do that. Like I want everything to be amazing and fun.

I don't know. I get it. Yeah. But I had a great fucking time. I'm happy you had a good time. I'm really, really sad I wasn't there. I was really going to try and make it. But like, like you said, I was already like kind of pushing it. I think we'll take some amazing trips for the rest of this summer to make up for it. And Brookie did get me the most beautiful birthday gift. And we had a sweet dinner the other night and it was so cute. She got me a gold Cartier band to match my white gold Cartier band. First of all, which is so

I open up the Cartier box and I'm like, first of all, return it, bitch. Like that is so expensive. She bought me a car. But like, oh, come on, diva. Like it's just, first of all, I have nice. Every dollar I have literally because of you. But it's so, so fucking nice. I'm looking at it and I'm like, there's a catch here, right?

Of course. Flipped the bracelet inside, engraved in the Cartier font. Like I'm just imagining this worker at Cartier putting in there two weeks after you left, left Jorts McGee. It was so funny. Mina, she had me spell it out on a piece of paper. And I thought it was like, it was actually like kind of a hard process because I was like McGee, like,

As an actual last name You would capitalize the G But it just didn't look Right in the font So I just I left it as is And even that decision Is like a thousand dollar decision Yeah well It's just crazy to like It's hilarious You can't see it But I'm like But I It almost felt like It would be unnatural For me to give you that gift Without something like Like a lahooty something About it It'd be too like

Sentimental Like you know Some friends don't hug Yes That's like the vibes I feel like if I gave you that You would have been like

Like, thanks. Like, that's so sweet. But like, you know what I mean? Like, we're silly goofy with how we do it. And had I had more time with the Bronco, I would have put some crazy shit on the seats or something. I would have loved. I still like, oh my gosh, I was just driving down the street on the way here. And a little boy, there were two little boys on scooters and their dad. And I had them cross the street. One of the little boys like looked back and like he loved the Bronco. And I literally almost started sobbing. It's like, yeah, it's like little boys love like trap.

Well I just want you to know That I love my present As much as you love your Bronco I'm happy you love it And I'll wear it every day Which I think is really thoughtful I think it's cute And we're mixing metals these days We are mixing metals lately I wore my big watch today For the indoctrination of Clinton Cain

Yeah. I know indoctrination is the wrong word. I'm like, Siri, what the fuck does indoctrination mean? Like, what does it actually mean before I keep saying it? I've been saying it all day. Oh, I've been I've been making shit up, especially because I've just been like, I don't even know what my brain is firing differently lately. The process of teaching a person or group to accept a set of beliefs. Sounds right. I have no idea what you said. Oh.

Uncritically? Like, hey, except that his mom is like for sure alive. Wait, we can't even go there yet because we're doing things in chronological order. Okay. Listen up, renters. Ever feel like you're stuck in this loop of rent payments just watching your money vanish into thin air?

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See, this is like a situation where like us having a Patreon would like really come into play. It would because it's like, oh my God, I wish this was behind a paywall because I've never had so many thoughts. You guys, we are really seriously debating on making a Patreon. Like we're this close to firing essentially.

So that shit gets clipped less Like for all the stuff that we like want to cut That's too like Or like that's a little iffy Because like sometimes I do I mean you guys know Like I There's certain things that I don't want to talk about For fear of like ruining lives and relationships But Patreon you can't clip shit Right Can you? I think it's less clippable And it's like for It's for the people It's for the viewers Without maybe malintent Like maybe just the girlies who want to know You know

I don't know. It's also like I would use a Patreon for the fact that like right now I want to interview the Hawk to a girl. But like, you know, you know, I just learned about her. That's not the side of Internet or the Internet. I'm on people. It's so funny because I think what she said was funny. Of course I do. Like main demographic and people are so funny. Oh, are the people being mean? I think the boys love it. That's true. I've only heard about it from boys and they're like, how do you not know what this is? It is kind of like the new Gluck Gluck.

It is. The Hawk Tua. Hawk Tua. She came out for Zach Bryan the other night. I'm like, honestly, I want to be her so bad. That's so funny. That's so fucking funny bringing her out for a revival. I saw someone make a TikTok and be like, I worked hard for... Wait, I decided not to say that.

Their career And someone said Hawk Tua No well she was like She worked hard to Like make the money To buy her Zach Bryan tickets And then she saw The Hawk Tua girl But I'm like You know what She's just having fun too Yeah Like god forbid She Hawk Tua's And not every revival Can be sexy red You know what I mean Yeah Not every You know I know And I almost think That's like what's fun about it It's like That makes no sense It's hilarious Not every episode Can be the Marianne episode You know I can't believe that

I was going to say indoctrination again.

that your first indoctrination of clinton kane was in the same episode as the marianne like i know we you're jumping the gun a bit because no i'm just i'm just saying duality of woman i know it's crazy because i've been re-watching those clips or that clip like that particular clip me talking about it crying like it's like such a so much so many theatrics okay not theatrics but like it was like really a time yeah i'm watching it and i'm looking at my outfit i'm like

Is that the same episode As she ate But I couldn't And I had a fuck ass bob No way I had A fuck ass bob And every single one

Every single one of my friends were like, that's cute. And the choppiness, like on some real Lord Farquaad shit. I'm shooting up heroin today. Well, what was crazy about it was it was a bob, but it wasn't all your real hair at all. It was like she had chopped your extensions, which is like hilarious. Wait, and there's like 50 packs. Like you can't like just chop it. Okay, Alex and Cobra got married.

And congratulations. It appeared to be a beautiful ceremony. I am so happy for them. They are one of my favorite internet couples, couples just ever. Like they're so sweet and their love for each other and their story is just unmatched. Like they've been with each other through absolutely everything and

You know what I mean Like her living Them living in a car Together forever His parents passing away Actually And them you know I do have a special place In my heart for Alex Warren Because he really went Through all of that And he was actually A close friend of Clinton Cain's I talked about that On Zach Sang Like that was the moment Yeah we'll get to him too Everything turned You know Oh my god I can't wait There was a little bit Of conversation around Alex and Cobra's wedding That did not have to do With Alex and Cobra at all Mama

So obviously if you guys don't, I mean, live under a rock, you've seen how viral Lila Gibney went at this wedding. Okay. I'm curious to know because you and I actually haven't talked about this at all. God, I wish we had a Patreon. I'm serious. Like it's hurting me right now. Alex calls me after the wedding and I was so happy to talk to him and like so sad that I missed everything because I love them so much and I really wanted to go but it just flew on the day that we were leaving to Cabo or we were flying.

It fell on the day where we were flying to Cabo. I just couldn't end up going and I really wanted to be there. So he called me to give me like the whole rundown, which was really sweet. And oh, he gave me the whole rundown. Yeah. Diva, diva, diva. Here's my thing about it. I take issue with the fact that

Alex and cover's wedding was made about not Alex and cover. Okay. And that's not even, I don't, that's not to say like Lila did it. I'm saying like the internet took that and ran with it so far, whether it was wrong or right. I mean, it's, it's obvious. I would be so sad that that was, I would be so frustrated as like a bride if that had happened at my wedding and whatever, but I would be way, way more frustrated that that was the entire narrative around my wedding.

And it had nothing to do with me But it's so shocking Like as a consumer It is I get it for sure As the internet And I'm so like that I love like You know You know And like I think there's something You get engulfed in the drama And stuff But it's like It's also like Okay Some bitch was in the aisle Before the bride Like

Pretend she wasn't there Like recenter the narrative Back to like Their beautiful love And their beautiful wedding Right Obviously yeah I mean I think it's a hard line too When you're invited Like 80% of your Guests or influencers But at the same time Everyone followed the rules And the signs And they did show me The signs And knew how to read Like yeah

Like there were signs everywhere It's hard to read a sign if you Are not on time And cannot read It was just so many things are just so Like the bouquet, you know what I mean The bouquet I kind of get Because I'm competitive, I might catch a bouquet I was at a wedding last year I want to catch a bouquet, please I was at a wedding last year To a pretty close friend of mine

And someone I actually came with ended up fighting the one of the girls in the bridal party for the bouquet. And I remember and like she was like, let go. And it was like this whole thing. And I remember watching and I was like the gall and the wherewithal to like do that, like to take the bouquet from her friends like.

It was so crazy to see. What's crazy is like, well, I guess like a wedding etiquette is so interesting because like some you just know it or you don't. But it's like kind of an unspoken rule that you like the people who are going to catch the bouquet or like people in serious relationships or like who like should catch the bouquet. I think it's people who are close to the bride and groom. Yeah. Like, well, that's what I'm saying. Like people who should who it would make sense who it like it's cute in the video and stuff like.

And I don't mean the CapCut or the TikTok. I mean the wedding video. The thing is, is like, I think etiquette wise, like if I were there, I would be volleyballing it to like Tabitha. You know what I mean? Like I would like...

I would want it to be like for the greater good of the... I get that. I will say I did see like some other influencers who were at the wedding like posting and like shading the situation a lot. And I didn't like that either. I felt like that was kind of distasteful because it's like, again, bring it back to what really matters, Alex and Cover. Yeah, but I think they're livid. You do? Yeah. I don't think that Cover's ever been livid before. I think that it's really rare for Cover to...

respond or feed into anything and she was commenting well she we what we know about cover is that she cared the most in life about her wedding and getting married so like i could see how she could be like very angry you know what i mean i think it's a very unfortunate case of someone having not been taught basic life life skills etiquette or not caring i mean this is the same i love the veil just the veil takes it to me to like a new like you had to have known

In that moment of the veil. Like I'm in Culver's quarters and Culver's not here. Culver was eating. I guess I just hope in those situations that it's like an ignorance thing and not like a deliberate like disrespect. Yeah. You know what I mean? Like I would I just hope that it's like, oh, lighthearted. Like, oh, we didn't even think anything of it. Because if it isn't that, then it's like, what the fuck is wrong with you? This is a wedding. You know what really like gets me to is I am such a.

firm believer and I say this as more grown me you know obviously you can look at my internet history no I haven't always been this way but that when you do something wrong especially like that and from a PR standpoint as well that the best case scenario is to just be like my bad like I thought this was an influencer fucking wedding so I vlogged the whole fucking thing and posted it like I

I kind of thought all bets were off when it came to a lot of etiquette because there were a bunch of influencers there and maybe we were all drunk and whatever. And like my bad. The way she apologized for it, I think goes down for them like 10%.

That is my main reason why her and I are not friends, because that's how I felt like every apology to me was where I was like, you're gaslighting the shit out of me and this isn't working. I wish that people understood the way I show love is through sharing my experiences. First of all, that's like when Noah Centineo was like, don't do what you do with what you do. Just do what you've done with it. What are you saying?

But I should get what he was trying to say, honestly. It's just funny, like, writing it all off is like vlogging is one of my love languages. It's my passion and you guys are shaming me for my art. Like, it's not physical touch. It's not words of affirmation. It's vlogging. Just say yourself.

I will say like Cap cut is her love language. Like we know that about her, but that's actually kind of true. Okay. Wait, I, that really is kind of her love language. Well, the thing about her is I, I know she would pussy stunt at my funeral and that's just something that I know. So that's like, I would just have to take that into account when I'm sending out my Evite's from the carpet.

you know what I mean though like you hit the nail on the head there like like she has never she literally has vlogged herself doing an enema like she will vlog anything and that's just that is what she does and you have to know that and like yeah it was wrong for sure it was wrong and it was so disrespectful and horrible honestly but it was it was so on brand yeah you know what honestly I will say now that I'm talking this out with you I'm kind of

coming to more conclusions as I'm thinking about it you have to factor in when you're sending the invite like what is this person going to do and maybe make sure like I mean and I'm not I'm not blaming Alex and cover but it's like it has to be like so and like I would vlog myself doing an enema you know what I mean I had a fucking wedding and vlogged it right you know it's like I I understand that I think it to me with the vlog it was just the night of of it all

Like had that had her vlog Well I mean from a business standpoint The first to upload gets the views I'm like I get where she was coming from I think but that's where it's like Well this is what I think this is why I'm like I have a little bit of a problem with all the shade from the other Influencers I think that there are certain Influencers who did the same shit and they were Just so lucky that they weren't the first to post It because had they been they Would be the ones getting dragged I think people Have vlogged themselves attending weddings Forever

Like I just I think Obviously I'm not saying Film like their whole vows And put it in there But like

There's a world where like I would attend a wedding and be like vlogging before vlogging my outfit maybe like in the bathroom with a friend maybe like a clip I know that like we're just in like this weird community of people where like you got married and it was like that was the thing to vlog the wedding and like maybe that's the vibe she kind of thought it was but like these are two people who are like genuinely have been together for fucking X amount of years and there's MTV is not there I

Yeah, I think like a mini baby vlog that was posted like way after their stuff would have probably gone over completely fine. For sure. You know what I mean? But like we shame her for being efficient.

Like she was, she got on her zoom dude. Seriously. Here's what I will say. I wore a white dress to her sister's wedding. Did you say she wore a white dress to her sister's wedding? Yeah. Do you not remember that whole scandal? I'm just saying like, it's kind of just like, it's really, it just is on brand. I think she just didn't learn some of those things and that's just what you have to accept.

Today, someone I was with said that Lila's punishment should be deleting all of her social media and moving back to Iowa. OK, and I said, I hope she never does that. OK, because even if for these clear reasons, I cannot have her in my life. It's always a great show. It is. But I don't know. I'm I'm like, I hate I hate when somebody gets canceled.

Me after Like immediately after Just completely Canceling someone Um Like

Well I don't I mean you know like I don't know with that amount of people Coming at you it's just it is like you said The normal person Thing to do whether you mean it or not is just like A wholehearted like actual apology and she Didn't do it right yeah I think I think it would that like would save her From so much if she could Just I just think she has a lot of things that She's not working through and I think This isn't gonna help I think Everything would save her I think she Would still be in

Everyone's lives I think like just so many things If she could just genuinely Take accountability Take accountability and grow Like it's just like You know what I mean? Like same shit different day And it's like it just gets harder to watch Yeah It's hard I have a lot of love for her Especially as someone who had so much love For her for so long Yeah well that's what I'm saying I still do have so much love for her She's like

Truthfully, like, it's so crazy because I, like, I obviously know what the narrative is about her online. But, like, she's in my life been one of the best friends that I've ever had. Like, truly. And I, like, I have my reasons for not being friends with her now. But it is sad to me to see her get, like, bullied that badly. I just wish she would see it for what it is. But she doesn't. It's like she, like, throws the defense mechanism up. And, like, she just gets so defensive that it's, like, she just...

Foot In mouth And just to have Only people around you Who are like Yes queen slay Your sparkle is so slay Like she You know what I mean Yeah some enablers Like yeah But It's just also like Dystopian too It's like This influencer wedding And people vlogged it And now this whole Like it's just like Oh my god

Like Alex and Cobra's wedding Even all of that aside Like I don't think That ruined the wedding It looked so beautiful Like I can't speak For Alex and Cobra I'm sure they wish That didn't happen But I'm just saying like It just sucks Like yeah Their vows were beautiful Cobra looked beautiful Like when I think Of their wedding I don't think of The scandal of it all First Like I do think of Like their beautiful wedding You know

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Thank you SeatGeek for sponsoring today's episode of the Cancelled Podcast. Chronologically, what happens next? Oh, Brooke, I just hope you know that you're, I don't think you're going chronological at all because I was on my birthday trip watching your Resetisa series. Well, you left for your birthday trip. I'm thinking, I don't know. I was having, okay, we witnessed in real time first a depressive episode from Brooke Schofield and then a manic episode from Brooke Schofield. Both of, I mean, both of which were pretty embarrassing. I know.

I don't think so I love Are we there yet? When you're manic And it's not on me It is my favorite thing In the world Okay Well you called me Tina called me When I was having My depressive episode I was already hysterical In like Literally just Sobbing my eyes out And I was like On TikTok Like please don't hate me And you called me And you were like And you Were mad at me And I don't know why Me either We'll figure it out Um

But then that was immediately followed by a TikTok.

That was posted by my ex-boyfriend. Okay. Oh, so we are doing this. Are we there yet? Let me check my topics. I feel very lucky that we have like the absolute best fans in the entire world. And every single day on my For You page, I see something that is ever so literally for me. It is a sweet fan talking about something sweet in relation to one of us. Today, I saw a girl jumping off a cliff because you commented on her TikTok. She said, I will...

No dead ass Like she was like bungee jumping She was like I will never feel the way I felt when Brooke commented on my TikTok So now I'm bungee jumping off this cliff Or something And I was like That is so cute But also like Be safe

Like, and it's always sweet shit. And I come across this TikTok that's like a selfie of a girl. It's a two photo swipe. And it's like maturing is realizing as it's like a photo of a girl with like duck lips and her fucking tits out. Right. It's like maturing is realizing. And then it swipes to you and me. And it's like that these are just mean girls or something. Right. And I'm like reading the comments. I'm in this whole fucking spiral. And I'm sitting here and I'm like, I'm really trying to think to myself, like, are we fucking mean girls? And it's like, I hate that that

I hate that that label is so loosely... Thank you, Erin. Erin says no, but I was like, I'm really thinking about it. I'm like... No, I think that label is so fucking loosely thrown around for like when a woman is enraged or when a woman is pissed off or whatever. Like, at the end of the day, like on our podcast, if we're being mean, like this was right after the Tessa Brooks thing and it was in relation to that because it was the thumbnail of that podcast as well. And...

I get mad because I'm like, dude, like Paige was just standing up for herself in a situation where like she was wronged. And like usually like if you and I are being mean on this podcast, it is like with warrant. Right. Like it's not like I'm just like, let me bully the fuck out of some girl. Like, no, that's mean girl behavior. Right. Right. And I'm so fucking upset. I'm like debating commenting back. I like write out a whole thing. I'm like, what the fuck? I click on their username. Trashy Tana. Trash can Tana. And broke Brooke.

And they have an entire Oh shit TikTok page Dedicated To viscerally hating us Like there was There was one swipe And they all start with A selfie of a blonde girl Beautiful blonde girl They also did one that says Like Maturing is realizing That These girls had to pay Tens of thousands of dollars And they still look like this And it swipes to like A photo of me and you At the meeting

Greet Not Looking Our Best To Be Honest Listen I'm Not Saying I Like Always Look As Gorgeous As My Kiss To Silk To Slay Boots Mama Instagram Post But Like I Also Don't Look Like That Meet And Greet Lighting In Ohio When I Haven't Slept In Three Weeks Okay You Know

But that was like exactly kind of what I was referring to in the beginning of the episode. But it's like they use it against you. Like I told you that I paid money to look like this and now you're throwing it back in my face. Like I could have Madison Beard y'all. I think she hasn't had anything done. We could talk about the presidential debate for two seconds. Oh, it was hilarious. I mean, it's not hilarious because like the future of our country is at risk. But it was the craziest thing. When I started talking golf, I almost lost it.

First of all I want to do that with you Oh my god that's really funny If for something like we have a presidential debate Oh my god Oh my god Okay that's one of my ideas Like Hawaii podcast I'll stash it We'll do it at some point What do we do? Just like go to bat on like all kinds of different topics That like we're divided on Oh my god we're doing it within the next few weeks Like George's Gate Yes Cloud Gate But even just like Stance on Anything Right Like Erewhon smoothies

Like, I just, I would absolutely love to do that. You're so, such a visionary. It is just crazy.

Someone said, someone said, someone said, give them both a Pitnera charged lemonade and whoever's still standing should be the president. I just threw my head back and I just got neck Botox and I literally couldn't even lift it back up. It was like literally six months ago all over again. It would be crazy or even just an Adderall for Joe. And then it like a part of me feels really sad because I feel like

Especially Joe. Like, I just feel like he needs to go be with his kids and he needs to just go to

To a retirement home or something somewhere. Yeah, no, we don't... You don't want to be in a retirement home. But like a nice one and like Coral Gables. I agree. I saw a TikTok about that and it like really hit it on the head for me where she was like, honestly, just as like an empathetic person, it's hard to watch because it's like you imagine like my grandpa's his age and like it's... I just think about him being like in a position of like stress like that and just...

It is like he needs to be somewhere like I definitely and relaxing with no responsibilities. 100 percent. And listen, I know nobody's Tana Mongeau needs to have some political claims, but I'm just throwing this one out there. OK, if there's a minimum age for president, I'm

There could be a maximum one. Yeah. Like cat people driving, but like not for presidents. Like that's kind of crazy. Yeah. It was just like my grandpa tells me too. Cause like he is the same age as like he's that age. You know what I mean? And he's like, I'm losing. He's like, I would never trust myself in that position. Cause he's like the way I feel, I think it's just slower than it used to be. Like, yeah. Like it's just, oh, that's so sad. I know. It's just like,

It was so insane to watch. Like, I felt like I was watching something on, like, Netflix and had to keep, like, snapping out of it. Like, and being like, what the fuck? Yeah, well, I was, like, I was watching it with one of my boyfriends. We're cracking up laughing, but then it's like, wait, this is serious. Yeah. And I saw, God, I watched clips of Obama, like, this.

Their debate And it was like So professional And just very like Respectful Like this is our country And like Like you know Someone tries to call Like a girl gets on the mic And she's like Yeah Obama's just an Arab Like just starts going crazy And he snatches it back And he's like No he's my respectable opponent We just have differing Like differing views It's crazy how much Has changed Like oh my god And it's just like It really genuinely wasn't Trump's like I've never fucked a porn star Yeah it's so wild It was just like

Very sad to watch Joe on his like barred out shit. And then Trump be like, we're going to put a drone on the moon. Like, you know what I mean? Like, it's just like good. China. Huge. You're good at that. There's something there. I just really do like when Donald Trump says China. Like that was the highlight of me watching the debate. I think that Donald Trump is one of my favorite comics ever. Ever. Such a funny guy. It just I do not like.

I just condone his behavior in any way, shape or form. But God, that guy makes me laugh. I just think we should like get somebody new on the remix. I want Obama back. I was so bad. Such a hottie. Or Michelle. She'd be so Kim K at this point. I think we're. She's my president. What do you think her take is on golf? Yeah.

What do you think her swing is like? She made that so. You know what I mean? That, yeah, like they were really fighting about golf. What do you mean? It's really horrible. But worse than that is like us two having an opinion. Not that we shouldn't have an opinion. Everyone should have an opinion.

But like we shouldn't This is what I know Okay If there were just A real presidential debate Like Obama's We would not have an opinion Right And yeah this is actually This is actually like Right up our alley Yeah like and that's why It's not okay Like just despicable Displays of ego Like So bad Oh my god Oof I don't know

I think we need to get Clinton Cain on the mic for a debate. How was that segue? It works for me. Honestly, someone photoshopped mine and his faces on to the candidates. It's like... You would annihilate him. You are so good at what you do. I just want to say before you even actually get into any timeline of events...

Six months ago, I was like, Brooke, I would do anything. I will give you my money to do a Risa Tisa. Like the second I watched Risa Tisa's 50 part series, like my only thought was like, I want this from Brooke. Here's the thing. I didn't think anyone gave a fuck because I knew it. I've been kind of talking about it and like breadcrumbing it on on this podcast forever. And obviously, like people knew or like at least there was like speculation because of

Like what's been said online That he was a liar He faked the death of his family Yada yada And I like I always say it I've said it on every podcast and stuff But it never picked up And I was like damn I guess people like really don't care Like I thought they were gonna Not that I wanted it to like pick up But when I found out about it It felt like the biggest story in the world to me So I like I was saying to Makoa the other day like

It's the craziest thing I've ever witnessed happen in real time to any of my friends like relationship wise ever. Yeah. And that's like saying so much. Yeah. And living through it was the most fucking traumatic thing ever to me. It was the biggest thing.

Like most horrible thing That ever happened to me So it felt like One of those things Where it was like What do you mean You guys don't think This is a big deal Yeah and even like With the Matt Rife shit I remember always saying Like why not Like why do people care About this more than Clinton Granted people care About Matt Rife More than Clinton Like for sure You know but

Both look like they could eat some sheet metal for real. That's what I want. Fuck a debate. I want Clinton Cain and Matt Rife gnawing through sheet metal like a rat race.

Wait, isn't it kind of crazy? Like that, like that, like what a specific thing for people, like somebody to be like described as like a sheet metal chooer. And I hit two of them. But maybe that's like just your type. I don't know. I want to take two separate reasons. Like one of them was the teeth. One of them was the jaw. Yeah. Yeah. Matt looks like he like built up the muscle. Clinton looks like he could like really do some damage.

Here's the thing. I'm never going for looks first. I think it's low hanging fruit, whatever. But I do believe in the all bets are off of it all. Once you do so much like your looks are now. You know, I felt that. Listen to me. I have never given a fuck about what someone looks like. Obviously. OK, I do not care. I actually like. Well, it's hard to get a clear view of him with all the shaking. This is going to be so hard for me.

To not just be so silly. I'm trying to be serious. Okay. Sorry. That's the only part about this like element. I mean, not that I like love that this is happening, but like that, that is like my least favorite thing about this is like all the videos about how ugly he is because it's like,

There are so many other things to say about him like there are so many more horrible things It's like if no one's gonna send you to jail like that seems like an okay start to your punishment Okay if you're gonna be a free man yeah but it's like all of that and like the videos are about like what he looks like that you know what I mean it's like that's you did like there are so many more important factors to consider in the story and I really like I dated him on purpose and I like literally you

You know what I mean? Yeah. Like, why am I going to talk about how ugly he is? You don't have to. But they are. I will. It started because obviously he made the video where he said, and I quote, when you've been over the relationship for two years and she will not stop yapping about it. Even good for you for not like, because I know that there are probably moments where you wanted to maybe take it too fucking far because it's like if I saw that, it's like you're poking the bear.

And it's like, you did all this fucked up shit to this woman and multiple other women and would have continued doing it for the rest of your life, getting away with it. And you're going to like taunt her. Well, not only that, but like, yeah, well, that's what I'm saying. It just set me the fuck off, honest to God, because there is like, obviously I've talked about it. I've talked about it on canceled. I've talked about it or talked about it on other podcasts, but I've only really ever said what was already known.

Thanks to the Zach Sang podcast. Okay. With you. You know what I mean? He said...

Parents are alive. He's not Australian. So I said parents are alive. He's not Australian. I never really went so far as to talk about like all like the other elements of the story until now. But that's the joke is like, what do you mean she can't stop yapping about it? You are so lucky that I waited until this. I gave you all this time to say something yourself or come clean or fix it somehow some way. And you are going to make everybody think that I'm crazy and I'm obsessive and I'm like,

trying to destroy your career or whatever. And like you're dying on the hill that they're alive. Like, you know what I mean? It's like... No, dead, dead, dead. Sorry, sorry, sorry. You're dying on the hill that they're dead. The only person dead is him on that hill. Right. Like it's like, you're lying. Continue. I was just fed up and honestly, like I was already in like a highly emotional situation. And you know what? I made a little bit of a series. I made 14 videos. All I'm going to say is if that happened to any...

quote-unquote yapping bitch in their right mind. I'm not shutting up about it ever. I'm not shutting up about it until... What do you mean she won't stop yapping about it? It would be more concerning if she didn't yap about it. Let me give you a little bit of unfortunate backstory, okay? Yeah, Brooke. I know this is like really embarrassing for me. When I was still in the midst of my breakup or whatever, I was trying so hard to help him out of that situation. Help him either A, cover it up, or B...

Tell the truth, which I mean, obviously I would prefer for him to tell the truth. But I was like, I was terrified of it ruining ruining his career. And I was so afraid of it coming out. Like so to make it like, oh, she's telling the world and stuff like that. No, you told the world. It's been two years and he's had two years since all of that happened, since I initially found out for him to find some way to fix this.

this situation like that he's put himself in. You know what I mean? And I gave him so many options. I'm like, listen, like you can say this, like mental health alone. Like that's enough of an excuse. Like, I mean, people are understanding about that in this day and age. Like you can say like, listen to me. Like I have a compulsive lying disorder. Yeah. Or like, you know, I didn't have a good relationship with my parents and stuff and it doesn't make it better, but it's like just like,

Be honest. Like it's, he's just doubled down and doubled down and dug himself into this hole of lies and made it so much worse that I just got so frustrated with the situation. Cause I'm like, you just will never, it will never end. You do not care. And you have no remorse. And you do not care about how many people you're hurting along the way, like in the process.

Eight months or a year after it happened, Clinton came out and he was like, I'm going to say something to make this all better. Right. And then he comes online on his Instagram and he posts him writing on a fucking napkin that it wasn't his mom that he killed off. It was his mother figure who truly died like like it was laughable.

Like which was all Just still more lies Like none of that's true Like you It was so frustrating As somebody who was in it Because it was like I was so excited for him To just finally Like because I want I don't I want I don't want the best for him I was about to lie But like I wanted him To like Stop Be able to move forward From that situation And still like continue With his career And like have it be Like not such a huge thing But like

Oh my god when I read that I was like this stupid fucking idiot And all of it was more lies It was just a bunch of malarkey It was literally more lies and now you're adding on a new side character A new character unlocked and I knew it wasn't obviously a real thing because I knew her name Like he would tell me her name and he would tell me such like explicit detail The details of how she died which would change all the time by the way my bad

For not noticing. I also just want to highlight the fact again, like I can't say this enough. Like you having a platform and talking about this and stopping that man from the damage that he was doing to women and to women and people in his life is an anomaly. Like in most case scenarios, he would have gone on to date a bunch of other girls and continued emotionally abusing them.

And all the Emotionally abusing Everyone in his life With these lies Forever Like you know But it was such Like it was Such a Like trauma bond Situation because It was like First of all A narcissistic Individual He's like a Textbook narcissist Worst kind of person You could possibly Be in a relationship with And then you have me Who is Somebody with a Personality disorder

Literally a perfect matchup For somebody like that Okay Because I'm like Someone who can't be abandoned And like That's like my number one trigger And it makes me fucking insane And so emotional And whatever So I am so like

Just I'm just like it's a trauma bond. I'm like, yeah, I just like his dream victim. I thought my life was fucking like literally over after the situation. And so I would have done anything for him, like even at long after. And so he was lucky it was me until he wasn't lucky anymore because I'm not in love with him anymore. I have no fucking like instinct to protect him at all. So you're going to make a TikTok about me. I'm going to make a fucking 14 part series and I'm going to ruin your life. I don't know if all the details will ever come out, but like obviously you are

similar to the Matt Rife situation, kind of have found a support group in other women who have been abused by Clinton. And there's some shit that he has did to these other girls that like,

Blows my mind Yeah Like some real Documentary Like abusive Fucking Shit Right Where it's like You would have kept Doing that to people No 100% Like constantly I'm getting people Still messaging me now And being like Oh my god Like I just went Through this with him And he told me This this and this About you And it's always that I am so psychotic And he only dated me For three months And I

Like you were, he was out to get him and he has a restraining order against me and he's had to call the police on me multiple times and all of his friends, non-existent friends, by the way, how could you possibly keep a friend if you are somebody who is like this?

Are afraid of me and like whatever it is. And I'm like, like, of course. But it's like he's brainwashing these girls. And the same way he was able to do to me. It's like you isolate them and they have nobody like at least I didn't in my relationship. I had nobody around me to like fucking talk some sense into me. Like I just believed every single thing that you said. And I was so like infatuated by him in this situation and the love bombing and whatever it is that I like. I just girl, I was lost.

The brainwashing of other people is like where it becomes so psychotic. Like if he was just like yelling, my mom died at a wall and like me, whatever. It's like that's OK. So, yeah. So I'm sorry to cut you off. But that to me is like why it's so frustrating because it's like you can say like whatever you want. You can write out whatever you want on a stupid fucking piece of paper to explain like whatever you've said online. OK. But the fact that like you were weaponizing it in my relationship and all your other relationships is.

so like to the point where it was like, I was in trouble for eating. If you couldn't eat because you were grieving, I was in trouble for sleeping. This wasn't my story. This is Mia's. Um, I'm, you know, I'm in trouble for not looking at him because it reminds him of his mom. Like I was in trouble for everything, trouble for everything all the time because of what he was going through. And it wasn't even, he,

It wasn't even fucking real Like you just have every right to talk about it And him like saying like won't stop yapping Is so wild Just so reckless on his part I have to know what he's thinking Because it's like you know he just was like Ah this will be funny And it is not funny anymore And then his statement to Rolling Stone Oh kick rocks His statement was Someone needs to just to hear the truth It's written as though it came from A representative of Clinton Cain But first of all it's

It's like illiterate. Like it's not even properly worded. It doesn't matter. The point he was trying to make was that he lost an irreplaceable mother figure, which non-existent, by the way. Untrue.

He says that my claims are untrue. We dated for only three months. Well, there was a specific sentence in the Rolling Stone thing that he said, like one of a specific sentence in his statement that was like, Schofield is known for just tearing apart men on her podcast. Like trying to flip it like to the narrative of like, oh, just another crazy girl tearing down a man. Like you, you fake killed off your whole family and abused 10 women and everyone in your fucking life over it. Of course.

Like there has to be repercussions. I want to be sure that I don't fuck this up. The public rehashing of these details is only an attempt to bring attention and focus on Brooke's podcast at the expense of tearing... This is the part that's not even properly worded. At the expense of tearing down. That does not fucking make sense. Another former boyfriend. A tactic that she's become known for. And...

What about it? You know what I mean? Like, no, but also what? I just, it is frustrating because it's like, oh, like that's just my shtick. I just come on here and I try to cancel guys. Fuck you so much. You killed your mom and I'm the psycho one. I've never seen someone double back as hard as him. Like, it's so crazy. I wish I were crazier. Honest to God, I wish I were crazier in this whole situation. And it took me two years to even like fucking get some sense knocked into me. Are you kidding me? I never wanted to say anything about it at all. I've literally...

I should have ruined him but that just goes to show the like brainwash and abuse like it took you two years to be able to like make a TikTok series about it like you know what I mean because of how fucking warped because I cared about him and like I like I can make it as like light-hearted and funny or whatever but I like I was so worried I did not want his career to be ruined I didn't want anything but like but you say like that's your fault like that happened so often I mean I would

I was in love with him. I like... I didn't want... I didn't want that. I would not want that for anybody. And even now, I hate to admit it, but like I still have guilt like about this whole situation because I'm looking at it and I'm like, oh my God, I can't believe like what I've done to this man. But I'm like, it's not what I've done to this man. It's what he has done to that man. You know what I mean? He did... He did it. Yes. To you, to himself, to everyone, to his fans, to the world. Like... And it is just so sad too like seeing that in Rolling Stone. It's like we still live in a generation where like...

you're just the yapping woman of tearing down an ex like well what do you mean he's a murderer i you know i said it on tiktok already but like rolling stone reached out to me a year ago asking me to like because they were doing a whole story on this whole situation and i ghosted them because i was like i even like even that recently i was like i i just don't

It's not worth it to me. I don't... I don't, like, want to put somebody in that position. I don't know. Like, he's obviously so mentally unwell, which is, like, the underlying theme. Something is so wrong with him or something, like, whatever it is that he has going on with his family or whatever. Like, I was, like... It's not my business anymore, okay? So, for the same fucking magazine... No shade to Rolling Stone, but it's, like... For it to be published in the same magazine, like...

Implying that I'm just like Clout chasing I'm like Everybody has to die You actually have The number nine podcast In the world right now Like that's That's a fact And like Just acting like You need this To further your career Is so wild Because you have Such an amazing career Like And I didn't have First of all I also didn't have Any like

I didn't understand how big it was going to get, first of all. But I've been saying, like, this for a long time. You know what I mean? Like, the details that I've said now are, like, minuscule. Like, we were at Mel's diner. Just, it happened to you. He did that to you. He actively chose that. And I do always say, like, I think it's really sad. I think he's so, so mentally sick that it's, like, crazy. It's unlike anything I've ever seen to, like...

Have a mental illness like that And like believe it all And it's so weird Because it's like He admitted to you That his mom was alive And like Yeah that's the crazy part It's like And you know He tries to backtrack It's like now If I were to Even see him face to face He would pretend he never did And it's like You told me He told me This is why I mean In the beginning I was like so hesitant To talk about it He told me that He was going to make it right And he was going to go back And

to the wherever he's from wherever he came from which is the philippines or brunei or whatever it is not australia at all and he was going to explain everything and i was going to understand and he would never give me more information than that except for that he was it he it was i was right no one was dead you know what i mean so it's like why he hasn't done that is unclear go talk to your mom i'm like call her and at what point are people put in literal wards for like

Compulsive lying And narcissistic abuse Like it's like Actually so crazy Like I'm so much better now And stuff But that I was so sick And like mentally Just I was just traumatized After that relationship I've never experienced Something like that I could not eat for months I could like I literally almost Killed myself over it So it's like That should be punishable Literally by law Because the amount Of like I don't know Especially I mean You know I told you And just like

I'm not taking away from what you're saying at all by saying this, but I'm saying like you're a woman with a platform and a friend group that was willing to be like, listen, we know he kept you away from us. Like we all still love you. We're so happy you're back. And like a successful podcast and a successful career. Like think about what he's doing and has done to so many women without like any resources. Yeah.

Like I've goosebumps thinking about it. But in the same, like to that same point, I am a podcaster and there's no way that you're going to come for me for yapping about my personal traumatic experience two years after the fact.

Because My last What words Would be about that shit What an idiot Honestly Why would you Worst choice ever In a girlfriend If you're gonna be A compulsive Fucking pathological liar And it's like 100% Like just All of it Like And poking the bear Like you're just He's so stupid It's like

It's like there's so much budget in all these music videos and bullshit. Like get the budget to like film a fake funeral for your mom and hire a paid actress and like pretend like it was like 10 years ago. Like use your money elsewhere. Like if you're going to die on the hill, like at least like I think we've done enough theatrics as far as the dead mom is concerned because she's just somewhere working in a store literally in Brunei minding her own fucking business. I think what needs to happen, like it would almost

I mean I don't know I really don't know What he could do That would make it right I don't know But Like actually apologize And get so much therapy When it Obviously like when it first happened I was like begging him At least Because I was the First person to know As far as I Know You know what I mean And I Was afraid to tell Anyone on his team I was afraid to tell Because I was like

Again, I didn't want anything bad to happen to him, but I begged him. I'm like, please just tell at least like your manager so that it like felt like it wasn't my problem. You know what I mean? Just on like so that like somebody who cared about him and who like honestly who benefited from him would start thinking about like what that they could do to like fix the situation, like mediate the situation, because it's obviously he does not know. But the second that people know, he just fires them. Yeah, that's it's happened.

He's had 17 managers in a row. And he's also just...

a fucking horrible human being honest to god and he's really hard to work with and he's horrible to people and he can't keep anyone around literally so that's a factor but i begged him to tell his team he wouldn't tell them and it was like it wasn't i forget what it was that finally made me do it i don't know i like honestly it's all such a blur now but i remember i put them all in a group chat and i said check it out i sent them screenshots of him literally saying to me like

I'm going to fix that like admitting that they're alive and they all ghosted me literally and it wasn't until months later I kept getting like one person at a time who would reach out to me and be like I'm so sorry like you were right yeah this that and the other whatever but it was like nobody supported me in the moment because it's so unbelievable that like you don't want yeah and he's so good at it convincing

That they all really did think I was that crazy. He was telling them that like he was calling the police on me. And I was like, and because I was so mentally, I was mentally unwell at that time. It was like believable. It was like, she's just going crazy. And I was, you don't know what I was doing, dude. He had a girl out there. Like he flew a girl out a couple weeks after we broke up and I flew that bitch home. Like I was, I was like,

I was out of my mind. I was. But I was right. And it was the most triggering and horrible like scenario literally I could have possibly imagined. I mourned. I was then mourning a person who was not like was not dead. Because now I have a dead boyfriend because who I was in a relationship with did not exist. It was literally snap of the fingers that he disappeared. It was not a real person.

And I just spent fucking six months of my life doing what? Six months, by the way, not three months. I think there's obviously just no blame to be had on you. Like anyone could easily be swindled and fall into that with like,

the love bombing and the money and the like and if you meet this guy like even when i first met clinton it's like he was so convincing like everything about him like the allure like he and then he becomes this amazing person like because you're like oh my god you're so strong and you make this amazing music about this horrible thing you went through like it's alluring i know and it's hard especially with what's going on on tiktok now it's like everybody it's hard

To envision it. But in the moment, like there was not a single person around me who wasn't like, this is the best boyfriend ever. Yeah. Like at all. And then it just quickly like changed. You know what I mean? I think again, I know I've said this 30 times, but rewarded, but it's just like, it's one thing to be lying about all of that, but to take it.

those lies and use them to abuse other people and yeah like and I was like I I'm you're ashamed of how like much I tried to help him and how like really on his team I was because he I mean he had just cheated on me with like but so many people and everything and I was trying so hard to just help him get out of the situation months and months after we broke up like because I was so oh my god it like it literally made me sick to my stomach to think about what

is happening to him right now happening you know what i mean and that's what i just assumed would happen when everyone found out but whenever when it came out no one either people didn't believe me or people were like just didn't care i don't know what is different i think that just goes to show brooke though genuinely like you should not blame yourself for you know wanting to protect him or take care of him or anything like after the relationship that is just the truest testament of how much he mentally abused you yeah and emotionally abused you that it wasn't even like

Anyone else could see this And be like Why don't you jump him Immediately and hate his guts Like the brainwash Well that's what happens I was talking to You know another ex of his Who I'm like I love and respect so much And she's like Just the most like Beautiful and empathetic Person ever like And it's She's just We're the perfect like Candidates because Like not that I'm like I'm like

She's a beautiful, empathetic person. I'm like, we know. But I you care. I really did care so much. Like I would have literally done anything for him. And so would she. And it's so sad because it's like we were the perfect victims. One time I made a joke. I said, what would you do if I just like fell down these stairs right now? And when I tell you that man didn't talk to me for fucking two days, he made me so feel so horrible and disgusting because apparently he

Apparently his mom. That's how she died. Falling down the stairs? Down the stairs. And then she was in a coma. It's like Clinton, say she got eaten by a shark. At least get more creative. Then she was in a coma and he's the one who had to pull the plug. And he got the deed to the eight bedroom house on the beach in Australia. And he tore it up because he doesn't care about wealth. And his mom owned Birkenstocks. I can't even say. Some of these things I'm like, I can't know the Birkenstocks. He told Justin Horowitz the...

Birkenstocks thing He did not He's He would have lost me At Birkenstocks You know he just saw A good pair of clogs One day And he was like That's my new lore Dude it was so It was just so The amount of detail Is what makes it So it's like You can't even If you wanted to just say Like my mom's dead And fucking not harp on it It's one thing The detail One time we were sitting It's not the lying I went to dinner Me Justin Horowitz Zach sang Clinton Kane And right in the fucking Middle of dinner Clinton starts Crying

At the table. Why, you ask? He goes to the bathroom and he can't believe that I'm not immediately following him to find out what's wrong. Okay? And when I do, he tells me he just looked down at the date and realized it's his mom's birthday. It's June. Okay?

OK, that was the first fucking thing I looked for on her Facebook profile. Her birthday's in fucking September. OK, he just thought of that off the cuff and was like, oh, it's mommy's birthday. What's the sound like? I was bored. So I ruined lunch purposely. Literally. But but he's in the bathroom and me and Justin and Zach are sitting there like, oh, my God, this is like so hard for him. Like it just is so crazy. Now I want to talk about Zach saying.

I want to talk about Zach Sang for a second. Can I laugh one more time at Birkenstocks before I have to get serious? His mom owns Birkenstock. It's like Romy and Michelle when she's like, I invented the post-it. No, he did have so many lies like that where sometimes I was just like, oh, that's quirky. He told me he was a med student and then one time asked me if babies were born out of your asshole. What?

God, see, but some of these details I should leave out because it's embarrassing for me. No, it's not. It all goes back to the brainwash. It is, it is. Like, you can say it. Like, yeah, like, Birkenstocks. I'm serious. I think you've done some embarrassing fucking shit in your life, okay? I attest all of this to how much this man had you brainwashed. I'll never forget this one time. It was Natalie's birthday.

And she had a murder mystery party at my house, which like is already just so funny. Like hats and boas. Like we're all like who killed? You know what I mean? And he would have slayed. That's what I'm saying. Like it's a murder mystery party and you're there having fun. And then Clinton shows up just to like oversee you and like watch you in the corner. How long did he let me stay? Four minutes.

And you know the whole car ride home. He was like, it's a murder mystery, so I'm triggered. And it's like, oh my God. Oh, 100%. And then he would be like, should I just drive off this cliff right now? Every single time. Just so manipulative and horrible. You are the murder mystery, babe. I posted my series and the very first person to jump on the bandwagon was me.

zach sang he could not sky blue do bear shit in the woods and you know what i've been re-watching because of course you know i'm getting tagged and i'm i'm re-watching like the first initial time that i ever addressed the clinton situation on this podcast was in my marion episode and i'm sitting here right here on this couch in my fucking ponytail crying okay and i regret in that episode how i handled zach sang i'll tell you why he is horrible zach saying is horrible

Carry the four. Yes. He knew exactly what he was doing in that situation. I like, again, obviously I just made a 14 part series. Like I have no problem with exposing this man now, but at that time I was about to kill myself. Like truly. And Zach saying was one of my closest friends. So I thought, okay, when the situation happened, I went straight, straight to his studio, sat down with him on that couch. And I was so hysterical. I could not function. I could not breathe. I was, I was,

it i was not i was a shell of a human okay for him to then go on his own podcast with you

Share the information knowing how hard I was trying to keep it a secret Because you wanted to delete You did delete the episode of Zach Sang right? No this was long before there was an episode of that Zach Sang of my own This was your episode When he filmed with me he hadn't shot with you yet? Not even close Oh okay I was doing everything in my power to make this like disappear And nobody find out because I was still trying to like

Become a fucking... Like, yeah, process the situation on my own. Because I, like, at that point, I still couldn't eat. I lost, like, fucking 30 pounds in, like, three months. It was, like, it was a... I was so sick. And I needed time to get over, like, to literally, like, get on my feet again. Okay? And I needed support from my friends. And I had it. I had support from my friends. Okay? But Zach Sang was my friend. And he...

Could not resist the urge as a journalist to be the one to share the story. Okay. And I remember even was sitting down with him on that couch when I was like so hysterical. He kept saying to me, we're going to sell this as a show. We're going to write a fucking 16 part, you know, Netflix documentary in a Delvey style. Like we, we, we, we, we, nothing happened to Zach saying no, it had nothing to do with that. I mean, he was, he was close with Clinton, but not like,

It really infuriated me how much he made like the situation like about him, like like his process. You know what I mean? Yeah. And if it was if it was us and we were in it together, then why were you not on my team? And why were you so quick to put that story out knowing how bad it was going to affect me? Because what if I did kill myself after that? Because that was my biggest fear was for that to come. My biggest fear wasn't for like it was literally just for that story to come out because of

Like how much I still loved him And didn't like We're still brainwashed I was sick I was really sick But he Films with you

Says it straight up in words. I reach out to him knowing that that happened and I say if you please I am literally Begging you to just delete it from the episode like I'm not ready like you can be the one to do it when it happens But I am not ready. I literally don't even know like emotionally what will happen to me if this comes out like yeah and Ghosts me I get word that it was deleted from the episode and then it comes out anyway, okay Let me emphasize that at

No point ever Has he apologized to me for that At all okay What he did instead was He invited me to come on the Zach Sang show okay And this was months later he like Came up to me at a party and was like Oops like is it that big of a deal Kind of thing and yes it was He

invited me on the Zach Sang show and I was really like back and forth about it because again I I never wanted it to come out to begin with so now I'm like what that contradicts everything that I'm saying I'm gonna now go on the show and talk about it like no but I agreed to go on the show with one condition which was

It's not an episode About Clinton Kane Like I'll come on The Zach Sang show And I'll talk to you Like if we want to You know like Talk about it for Maybe you know Ten minutes Ten would be even crazy But I was like I don't I don't want to do it If that's what you think This is And he says Absolutely not Like it's not that Brooke came with me I sat down Oh he cornered you

Not a single question About Brooke Schofield Only Clinton Kane Okay So then I go home After the episode And I'm like Defeated Drunk Yeah I'm defeated I'm like well Fuck Now I just gave him Exactly what he wanted Which was The exclusive The Clinton Kane exclusive Like the tell all You know what I mean And so And it's so hard When you like get to a studio And there's a million cameras And lighting and people And like

To me I mean it When I say like You feel cornered And there's something about Like you know You've seen him interview Like it almost It almost felt like He was on my side But there's fucking Seven cameras When did he text me Separately Never I saw I remember I saw I'm sorry I'm like really going in on it But I'm very passionate About this Don't be sorry Again A little bit of a Manic episode I'm in Um

I was like really upset after that situation came out or after your episode came out and I was texting him, texting him nothing. And I see him post on his story, repost Phineas O'Connell. Okay. And it's a beautiful bouquet of flowers. And it on the card says like,

just thinking about or like they were like just because flowers for Phineas and I'm thinking to myself this man is like what who I thought was like one of my closest friends and I'm in like the darkest most horrible point in my life because of like partly because of him and

And you can't so much as text me back, but you're sending Phineas O'Connell just because flowers. You know why? Because you are an opportunistic fucking clout chasing. I'm sorry. I mean, piece of shit. Honestly. Yeah. You like I'm not saying so. My face is hot. It's it is like so wildly known across L.A. like his obsession with clout. So did he ever he released your episode or he didn't? I sent it to a friend of mine and that friend said,

Said absolutely not Do not post this This should not come out Just like for fear Like it was somebody Who also cared about Clinton And was like This just shouldn't come out Like it's not good For anybody involved Like what if something Were to happen to him Kind of thing So everybody mutually agreed That the episode Does not come out

But then Zach Sang went on to tell everybody that I said that they couldn't put the episode out. And so then I'm getting hate like like you'll you say you'll speak up, but you won't. And like just so slimy. Still posted some clips. I like OK'd some clips because I was like I felt bad for wasting like

People's time like there's like 60 Producers on his show and I think after him sitting with you two saying we're Gonna like especially in the state That you were in like emotionally We're gonna release the documentary we're gonna release This we're gonna we're gonna we're gonna and then I'll tell you why I'm so fired up about it right now Is because I somebody told me That yesterday well is that He is shopping a shopping A Clinton Kane series That he is literally he Is trying to sell a show about it

Oh, and just the fact that he again, I have not heard a fucking squeak from Zach saying and he is out here posting, first of all, clips about the situation, trying to get the views because obviously it's getting views. And now he's shopping a show about it because he's got all the experience and, you know, whatever it is.

Rocks. Shopping a show about it now is just like, it's just not your story. And like the way he was just so. It's gross. It really is gross. That's so gross. And I like, he was someone I looked up to and admired so much because of like, I mean, at that time, especially like I,

I just thought, I thought the world of him. I thought he was so amazing. I even say it in the episode and that's what I regret so much. I'm like watching it back and I'm like, I love Zach saying he's so special and I get it. It's, he's a journalist. No, I don't. Friendship, like should trump everything. Like if you, I don't care if it's like, it did nothing for his career, but it made such a huge difference in my life at that time. I literally was,

not like at that time you couldn't afford anyone else telling you one thing and doing another and like he should and I was so I was genuinely so afraid of like what I would even do because I was so out of my mind like I was so scared and just to to literally be like okay well how fun would it be if I just told the world like knowing that he like saw your series and is now shopping something just kind of affirms like everything that

Was already true Like that's just That's crazy And with no Remorse Reaching out Not so much As a text to me He knows better I hate him That's crazy That is fucking crazy

It's just crazy too, like Hollywood. Like people seeing someone doing like that and they're like, how can I get in on it? You know what I mean? Well, it's... I mean, it's... Even just I've seen like a... Textbook. Like, that's true. It is just like textbook Hollywood. And I also do understand it as a journalist, but also like it doesn't make it less slimy. Like what do you like...

So you're going to make all the money. He kept saying, we're going to, we're going to be laughing about this in our beach house that we're going to buy our beach house that we're going to buy when we sell this series, like blah, blah, blah. And meanwhile, I'm like just trying to fucking get a sandwich down. Like I've been seeing so many girls who like lied to you about,

How they were definitely Like girls that Clinton Cheated on you with Oh Now making full 20 part series Oh yeah How funny is that Because I knew Every single girl Who I got cheated Well not every single girl But I knew a good Majority of them And how funny is it To compare and contrast All the girls who lied to me And told me nothing happened And now have Screenshots and receipts And story times About Clinton Kane Uh huh Interesting But it's shit like this It just goes like

To show you how fake like so much of Hollywood is. It's horrible, but it sucks because we're like, I don't know. I'm not used to that shit. Like I've been here for fucking six years or whatever it is, but it's still like be like a decent person to other people. Like so many people just aren't. At least you're lucky to say like you got out of it. You're doing better than ever. I am.

I am. And anything good that happens to you, it's like everything happens for a reason and you deserve it. Like you deserve some fucking compensation for what the fuck you went through. So does every other fucking bitch. Like, and anyone trying to take that away from you is crazy. And you can sit here now with the same people around you who loved and supported you then. Like, you know what I mean? Yeah. I feel now like you just win in every way. Like even when Clinton continued with his statement, I was just like reminding you like,

There is no taking him down. There is no like his own life is his own punishment. Like imagine what it feels like to be him. Remember he said about that about me yesterday. I pity her. How like what your life must be like to make up all these lies. That's what he said about me. And now I will say that about him. I pity him. How miserable he must be.

To make up all of these lies. I think he's genuinely lucky that no one in his life has like really hurt themselves or died or something like for real because like the level of abuse is genuinely... I was so in love with him and I won't lie about that. Like I never would want something bad to happen to him ever. But... What do you mean like him dying? But he could...

Yeah. Yes. Yes. Because other bad things like I want them all to happen personally. Well, but you know what I mean? Like I just would never. I don't know. I he could care less if something were to have happened to me. And I like it took me until now to realize that. Yeah. And like that's. And something so easily could have. Something should. Again. Again. Like if I had not had like like you said, like some people aren't lucky enough to have like support system stuff. I had a fucking constant babysitter. Like.

I had a babysitter and they would hand me off. Yeah. Because it's like everyone took shifts on wellness. And like I I even said to you then, though, like we will be able to laugh and joke about this one day. And I know that's like it sounded so crazy to you and how lucky. And but it really did take me that long. It's been two years and I am still upset about it. I am. I think anyone still yapping and I'm not done. Anyone would be. All of this is valid. Duh.

Let's get his mom on. Do you think she'll come on? I don't know. I'm not confident that she speaks English. I know she lives in the Philippines or in Brunei. I don't know if Brunei is in the Philippines or not. Sorry, I'm not that smart. But I know that she's in Brunei. Maybe she knows Marianne. Maybe we could have them both on. That's why I sponsored Marianne. I sponsored Marianne in Clinton's honor.

That's funny if you donated like all of your creation to Marianne. I... So long as I'm able, I don't want to have like a situation where I say I can and then I end up not being able to. If I can...

No doubt all my race a piece of money is going to Marianne in the Philippines because she deserves it and I don't want anyone to ever be able to say that I tried to capitalize on off the situation and I'm doing this for clout or money or whatever it is I am doing this so that nobody else in the future gets abused by this despicable horrible man and so that girls hopefully in similar situations can look at it and be like hey maybe I should pay

Pay attention to things that aren't right Because nobody fucking owns Birkenstocks Okay But and good on you Brooke I think that you're taking the absolute Like highest road of this And you always have Like even when you didn't want to talk about it You wanted to wait till a time That you felt like mentally clear And like I think you've done everything completely right And have taken the highest road Just everything happens for a reason Across this like whole scenario And I'm like really proud of you I think that like I always wanted you to do this Because everything that you're saying Like

You just have such an amazing voice and you're so eloquent and like, you know what I mean? Like you, you have saved so many girls either from him or from situations like him. And again, also just good on you for taking the high road. I would have his mom's face on a shirt for $9.99 right now. Like, you know, like...

And you're entitled to do that too. What about his brother? Like, what about, you know what I mean? Like, there's so many elements. It's like, when was he going to stop? He wasn't and he isn't. But that's the like, that's the crazy thing within itself. Like to even be like, she's still yapping. Like it takes two years to unpack everything. Like, yeah. Like, first of all, I just stood up. Like, what are you even talking about? Yeah.

I thought you were saying in reference from your titties. Oh. New tits. Who this? You regret it? I would. I really would. Stop making videos about how ugly he is.

Because it's mean You're just talking to me And start making videos About how he's a Pathological lying narcissist I actually had to like Put myself on a bit Of a little TikTok bam Like I like Wanted to make a TikTok About him an hour ago Like It's a It's really like It's so hard It's hard for me to not Get like wrapped up in it Because of course Like I do get a little bit High on like all the support That I've gotten and stuff And like

I like the videos. They're funny. They're making me laugh. And like, it must feel so nice to feel like validated. I do because I've, like I said, Tana, I've been saying this. Yeah. Like, it's almost like,

Well and just Validated from him Why is it a story now? I could talk about this with you We have Like for You know what I mean For literally 10 hours It's the craziest thing in the world I'm so happy about this series Honestly make a Make a song about How sorry you are Make a song about

How you were neglected or whatever. Like, however, you're going to try to spin this. Like, come on, just be smarter about it. Like, don't be so reckless. So many loose ends. So many poorly told lies. Like, be better. 100%.

That's what I'm saying. Say she got eaten by a shark and just die on that hill. No, I'm the shark. I hope, you know, it's been so hard for me to not make the most low hanging jokes for the last 40. Like it's cheap and we don't have to be cheap with these jokes. We can, we have so much material that the shit, the shaking, I don't even think the shaking is that we haven't talked about the shaking for two seconds. I would never, ever, ever make fun of anybody with a type of,

Where they were shaking Right It's I met him He doesn't have any Type of disorder Like that It's more passion More passion Yeah like It's when he hears The music he does This thing Gyrates I was really Genuinely I was in this Hole the other night So high laughing About the fact That he does not Have one song With a BPM That requires Moving like that Like your John Summit Like in a slow Acoustic music He's so obsessed With Fred again And he like Wants to be Fred again So bad I'm like Oh my god

Like honestly He needs to be Anyone else again Like just Fucking hell dude He needs to be Institutionalized again I Oh my god It's like I want him to come online tomorrow And be like Yo I'm Fred now Like just do Something else He needs to come on Canceled Do you think we can Get him on cancelled

he i don't know if i could stop myself from actually like like all gender roles aside trying to square up like actually like fistfighting i know are we allowed to say that like i would hit him actually i've already said that oh my god you know what's crazy is one of my friends has run into him three times if i ever saw him can i tell you something we got back together which is just crazy words for to come in out of my mouth but we got back together and

in october the year that we broke up 2022 and i was i literally sent him off to a studio session that day like bye babe i love you i'll see you when you get back and i somehow came to my senses that day i put his shit outside and i never ever saw him ever again but that's good

I don't know what happened that day, but they got it good. You know what I mean? And he called me a year later and said, I'm in LA. Like, will you come to my hotel? And I'm like, just definitely wanted to like fucking lie to you more. Like, yeah. And I got, I literally got ready to go. And I, again, came to my senses and I was like, I, oh my God, like, no, it just, I was so, it was like, it was the type of unwell you can barely even fix.

I just like all of all of that. Just I'm going to say it again and again and again. It goes back to the brainwash, though. Like he is. Yeah, I really completely understand people who go back in like like abusive relationships. He wasn't physically abusive. I should say that. But just the most emotionally abusive relationship that I could ever possibly imagine because it was so.

There were so many elements to it That were so good And you can find So much evidence of me being like Well that's like It was an amazing relationship He was such a good boyfriend Like blah blah blah But it was because First of all I hadn't Like I didn't Have a lot to compare it to And second of all You also experienced like

The absolute climax Of what it feels like To be in a toxic relationship With high highs And low lows Like right And that's why they feel Yeah you said it the best It's like they feel so high Because it's been so bad And like And then you feel so much Closer to that person Because you just like Had all this turmoil And like whatever it is But like The amount of fights It was like I can't believe And now I would never I mean I would hope I would never let myself Stay in a situation like that It's hard to say But

It is so crazy. It just goes to show like all the girls out there, like if you're in a high, high, low, low toxic relationship, like you will get out. You will see it clearly. And like, it's awesome. You know what I mean? It's good for you on the fact that

For one of your first more serious relationships, you literally met the final boss of emotional abuse. Like everything else after that. Yeah, like hopefully it can't get much worse. But then... Like, oh, you want to gaslight me about liking girls' Instagram photos? Motherfucker. Right. Let's go. Maybe that helps you better understand why I get so... Like maybe like the Matt Rife situation might fire me up a little bit because it's like if I tell you all of what you guys just found out...

And then you can just do the same Like you can also like lie to me You know what I mean I'm like I really have such little tolerance For that shit now That it's like But that's good Lying in particular It's like Do not lie to me Yeah But now you I'm a Kiwi

Down under. I can't even believe. Is that a rap on the indoctrination? Or should we just say right now, like... I don't want a Wii U word to Zach saying, but like, it will probably be yapped about on this podcast until the end of time because no fucking...

Yeah. No fucking shit. I hope I'm yapping. And I'm literally going to be yapping until his mom comes home. No kidding. 100%. And she's going to. You want to talk about your new athlete boyfriend? Or do we just end the goddamn podcast?

Fuck you, Clinton Cain. Literally, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you. And justice for his mom, seriously. At this point, dude, just let her go. Kill her. No. Okay, sorry. Bye, guys.