89: TRISHA PAYTAS IS BACK AFTER THE BIRTH OF BABY ELVIS - Ep. 89
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God, these are my favorite days. I need you so much. You have such a like divine energy. I was talking about this in the car, but like I woke up today and like I wanted everyone dead. Oh, like I have been the most horrible person to be around for the past like 48 hours. I've been like moving and stuff too. So I'm just like everyone. Yeah, but only like upstairs, but it's just so tedious. I've been so mad at everybody, but I'm like, I'll go see Trisha. Oh my God.

Oh my God. No, I love it. I love coming here too. It's so much fun. You just change a mood. Like anyone who's in the room with you, you change the mood immediately. Oh my gosh. Like my head was throbbing. I was exhausted. The whole... They're coming to see you even. The biggest, biggest helicopter ever. Like what the f***?

It's just like, it's my security. It's your security. Your security's kind of hot. He looks like the rodent man. Anyways, continue your story. The what? Like a rodent man. You know how rodent men are trending? Oh my, are trending. That's all I'd ever known until this era. I love the rodent man era. Me too. And your security looks like a rodent man. Like so cute. What are the qualifications of a rodent man? I think it's like bone structure for sure. And what about the bone structure? I think it's like angular features. Angular, definitely that. Like they're giving...

Not always No they don't Like Barry Keegan Is a rodent man He's a rodent man Mike Feist Jeremy Allen White Timothee Chalamet There we go

I love all of them. See, Challengers. Those two were in the Challengers. We just talked about that. Challengers was so great. The middle ones. It's crazy how they're all so similar looking. But I guess they're all rodent related. And they're also popular right now. Is it this? That was such a good photo of Barry. Is it this? Is it like their jowls? Like their... Jowls? Oh, jowls are down there. I don't even know. I don't know where jowls are. It must be, yeah, the angular... Like jawline could cut glass type?

I think it's kind of like emaciated vibes, but then also like the nose. The nose is very pointy. Yeah, they all have like, could do a lot of cocaine nose. Yeah. Like, you know what I mean? Yeah. It gets up there. I would venture to say they do do a lot of cocaine. That guy is not a rodent man. That guy's trash. Is that Matt Healy on the left? Yeah. Yeah.

He's mad. Yeah, that's not he's trash like he's not a hot one like all wrote a men are hot and he's not he's just a rat. You know what I mean? I feel like they're Are sexy. I like that. They put the side by side with the actual rodent. Yeah, like thanks for the clarification But what someone made a good point about this? I think it was giggly squad They were like the they would never make something like that for like women. They would never give like women like a girl and

Yeah, and like make it a positive thing. Or like pig squad or something like that. All the pig looking girls out there. Yeah, but like it would never be like, oh my God, like pig girls are trending. Right. Oh my God, that's so true. Because guys are just assholes anyways. They don't need to come up with names. But I feel like this is like a cute, I think it's like an endearment, right? Yeah. But I would die if I was a guy and I just like was minding my own business and everyone's like, God, he's so ugly hot. I'd be like, it's meant to be a compliment, but yeah, like not it. Yeah, that's fair. I've always like,

I love an ugly hot. I think it's like, I love that that's trending. Yeah. I just, I wish it was trending when like, I was doing that. The rodent. No, you were ahead of the curve. That's, I guess that's true. Maybe you started the trend. Thanks.

could be you know girls date really ugly guys and then they become hot you know yours were like those super rodents you know that like accidentally get like like into drugs and they like radioactivity yes the new york rodents oh my that's so fair that's so fucking no that's yeah that cute you're secure it looks just like all of them i was like that's why i saw him and he's like looking at me i'm looking i was like and he looked like he was like a fan because he came out of his car and like i thought he was like a fan of yours because like are you seeing tana i'm like are you gonna go see tana

Tina like who are you like why are you asking because he doesn't look at your other security guards and I was like so is it Matt like the little we have this one security guard and if he ever sees this I'll end my own life but like there was one time where like the first time he ever started working for me he walked into my house and I like squared up with him because he's just like he's like just this teeny tiny little guy I mean granted he has a gun you know what I mean but like like it's just kind of funny yeah it's kind of his eye dubs a little bit but like

Like his look, not him. Well, maybe if he came into your house, I was like, wow, so invasive for no reason.

That's why I was like kind of looking. I was like, hmm, who is this person? You know what I mean? Not in like a hot way and like a suspicious way for you. I was like, hmm, because I didn't know if you had security. But I also have realized lately like being a runner is also important. Like when you think security, you think like big guy. Right. But like outside of the house. Yeah, they got to be able to move quick. You want a runner. Yeah, like have you guys seen that video of Paris Hilton when she's like trying to frolic around Coachella and her poor security is like. Oh, yeah. Yeah.

That's iconic though. That's everything. But it's like, hey, poor guy cannot keep up. That your guy would. If his name's Matt, he'd be able to keep up with you for sure. Yeah, he really would. But I love the vibe too. I haven't seen anyone in so long. Like I've just been in my house for like four weeks. So this is like a social hour. It's been great. Yeah. I'm so wildly impressed with how much you are doing. Like,

You like you pop the baby out like it's like getting a latte and like you are just back. I feel like it looks that way. But like I really just been like sitting around the house with like the baby. Like I really haven't done anything other than like be at our house. Like, you know, the cosplays or whatever. But I don't I haven't like left. Yeah. But I'm like, I don't do anything productive when I'm just at my house. I feel like you're like posting content. You have episodes still coming out. I do love content. And I do love I love the podcast. It is fun. It's like I've broken the Internet like three times already since I gave birth.

I love it. We were talking about how much Sabrina Carpenter is like my favorite at the moment. I like love her. She's so adorable. And I love her with that guy. Like everyone hated that guy that he was like so ugly and then once they got together everyone's like okay I see it now. I was like you know Sabrina made him hot. That's so fair. Did you watch Salt and Burn though? I thought he was hot in Salt and Burn. Yeah I actually did too but everyone was like no he's like ugly and gross and that and he was like creepy. After that final scene I don't know if anyone could. And that's his real name.

I know. I missed this scene. I thought it was just his butt like dancing around. Me too. That's so weird. When I watched it, I had to like go back and see it. And then I was like, oh, it was like flopping. Yeah. Like, you know, it has some like weight to it. Yeah. Like, yeah, there was like sand inside. Oh, that's why Sabrina's like hyper. She's on it. I know. That's why all her nonsense outros are so like so horny, like extra horny lately. There was like wheat.

I don't know if you can say that. You're at Disneyland. He's humming in me and I'm in doggy. Wait, what? They're that crazy. Taylor Swift's crowd. It's like a little girl's like,

That is so true though. Love her so much though. She reposted my video yesterday. I was so excited. Did she? You always like, that's so iconic. What do you mean? Yeah. She's reposting all the like people who use please, please, please. She's never reposted mine. Ever. No, she did. She did. She reposted your cosplay thing today. Really? I feel like I checked. I don't know. I might have made that up. I don't think so. I think she doesn't like me because my Oscar would always be like, oh, she reposts everybody. So when we did the Burberry Coachella one, I'm like, oh, she's going to repost us, didn't it? I did another one. I was like, oh, maybe she hates me. No, she couldn't hate you. That's true.

Probably. She would be wrong. Okay. Well, I love that she reposted you. But you are like that girl. Who did you get sponsored by the other day? And I was like, it was something so big. I think I commented on it too. Taco Bell. Taco Bell. I was like, who gets

Sponsorship I was so excited about Talk about wait till you see Chili's You got a chili sponsorship That's You had like the era Sponsorship I'm like wait what All I wanted I want like My favorite ever Was Lipton green tea It was Trisha It was so funny on tour Every single day She had to bring this box Of Lipton green tea Everywhere She went Not a cup of it Cause if it's just in a mug You can't like Well it's cause I was drinking Two cups a day Oh so you were bringing The big box Yeah

Were you actually? Yeah. Damn. I love that. Wabanoid count high.

How did it make you feel? She had to bring the box everywhere she went and it was just the funniest thing I've ever seen. Well, I couldn't get the photos right and like I was just, I was trying to like make sure that it was just in every frame all the time just like. So it was like organic. Yeah. Honestly smart. That, yeah, that's everything. No, you are like the brand girl. I was like, I had never seen so many brandy aisles and so many big brandy aisles. I was like, what the hell? That's amazing. It's so iconic. Yeah. I'm living like so vicariously through you. It's funny. I like convince myself that I'm doing it too. Like you're like, oh, I'm filming Lipton. I'm like, we're sponsoring my Lipton. Like, no, you're not. Right. At all. Well, by the way,

Well, by association. I can do me like my proxy you are. That's how I feel coming on here. I feel like so popular when I come on here. I'm like, look, let's get two million views this episode, you know? Do you know this? She's so confused. So today she went on this tangent about how she went on tour. I can't even make this up.

about how if she went on tour, she would only sell like 100 tickets. Right? And I'm just sitting there and I'm like, there's no way. And then I'm like, Trisha, do you know that at every show we do, there's usually like 45 people in the crowd with like I Heart Trisha Paytas shirts on. And she goes, that's because of you. I go, yes, it is. It is.

100%. I saw you go on your whole rant. Like, you were talking about how you wish you could have come to the California show. She said, by the time I can go, like, they're not even going to want me to come anymore. You don't ever... If I'm, like, bombing, if, like, something's going terribly wrong, I can literally just say, like, Trisha Paytas and the entire...

Do you know that we do that? Because of you girls I cannot do it on my own That's so not true It's so not true I'm telling you That is so funny If I don't tour anymore We've never talked about that That's like a real thing That we do Like if we're on stage And the crowd is too silent We'll just bring you up Wait really? No way She had like a little bit Of a Like an IBS issue Going on for a second there And she'd go off stage And I'd be like So y'all love Trisha Payton Wait Oh my god I'm gonna

I'm kind of a gag. So you go off and like poop for a long time or what? Well, Trisha, no. She's not. No, she's record speed. Like it's like a bit. Like it's like, check this one out. No, in the California shows, I was having like a real, you don't like talking about it. No, I don't mind with you girls. I don't. Like anyone else, yeah, disgusting. You can tell us the truth. I promise because I actually would like vomit and get like pale if I was like anyone else. With you guys, I don't. I don't know. I don't picture it actually happening. I think if it's like a story time, that's not true. You know what I mean? Keep it that way because you wouldn't even

want to know. IBS is what? I didn't literally have IBS, which is, that's funny we like switch spots because normally I'm like, I have IBS and Brooke's like, no, you don't. But I just was uncontrollably pooping every like 20 minutes. And there were like three shows where I actually had to like be like, be right back Sacramento. Wow. How long are your shows? Like an hour and a half. And you couldn't hold it for that? I couldn't. Oh my God. I just was like, oh my God.

I felt like I was going to shoot up through the ceiling. Did you ever get it looked at? Like why it's so urgent? No, because it just stopped. I don't know why. And you weren't eating like heavy mac and cheese or something beforehand? No, I was kind of. The mac and cheese will do it. That was the problem. That's like my self-control is on zero. Like I was supposed to be eating the diet, like bananas, rice, applesauce, toast. Oh my God. Because of the...

That's what you eat when you're, I'm trying not to say the gross words to her. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I'm blanking. When your stomach is upset. Yes. That's a good one. Good.

And I couldn't do it. I was like mac and cheese balls. Oh, did you? Is that what you had for real? The venue food is crazy because it's like all these comedy clubs and shit. So I was like, oh, so there was one day where I went in the kitchen and I was like eating out of the kitchen's pots and Brooke was going to literally stab me. No, it was like it was like a big tub full of French fries. And she just reached her hand to go. If you do that, they cannot serve those anymore. Oh, I was like, don't worry, I'll eat them all. Oh, wait. So they were like cooking a big batch and you're just like, yeah.

Yeah they were like Letting me in the kitchen And I don't know Love that I mean Yeah their food is probably like It's probably good It's like frozen fried food But like I don't know Yeah Maybe I'm gonna Do my big one literally I have to stop eating at 10pm That's awesome So my crown of India Is on the way Be on the lookout Oh you get Indian food It's right there

All I eat Wait really What do you get like naan It's my like Yeah I get garlic naan Garlic cheese naan Chicken tikka masala Chicken samosas What happens if you like Fart during your surgery tomorrow I don't think I'll be there Like I don't think I'm gonna be present To witness it Yeah that's true Yeah I wonder how many people Do that during surgery Just like poop or something What

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Well tell me Do you have any crazy Like boob job experiences Like what was your Well mine are crazy Just because like My boobs look like Frankenstein They're like botched I had botched boob jobs But like don't worry Like yours will be fine Because mine were like Fucked up but

up but like that's why i want to know who you go to because i want to get mine like redone i haven't done twice and they just always like ripped open after surgery i got them too big what do you mean ripped open they're like ripped open have you never seen my scars on my boobs they're like huge because they like literally ripped open and they had to like sew them back i had to go back like five days later and stuff yeah but it was like too big and ripped out so you got it in the nipple and then it yeah because i also got the lift too and i lift is like way harder it's hard it's super hard because it's like it's crazy so and then also i had sex like right after what you're not supposed to do so like i was like literally doing that i'm like can i do that

No. Yeah. Although I didn't really have to worry about it, to be honest. You're like, I know it was hard for me. I was just like, oh, my God, I need to have sex. I had a boyfriend at the time and he was just like, we have to have sex now. I was like, OK. And then literally ripped it open again. So I ripped it open twice. And the implant was straight up coming out of your leg. Yeah, do you want me to show you? You can blur. I'll show you guys. Oh, I have my pasties on. These are not my nipples.

So, like, this is the scar right here. Oh, my gosh. Erin goes off. Yeah. This is, like, and this is, like, 15 years old. This is, like, a really old scar. It's not, like, as bad as you made it sound like. But, like, underneath, like, you can see it underneath here. I also feel like a lot of boob jobs get a little underneath scarring, but, like, they look good. No, this one's wilder than this, too. I think this one might be wilder.

I can't believe you're just showing us your tits on the cancel podcast. This is so iconic. I feel like YouTube would take it down. But yeah, like there. And then I had my nipples done. So they have stitches around there. So it's like crazy. And I have my C-section. I'm just like Frankenstein right now. I have my C-section scar. No, they aren't nearly as bad as you mean. I feel like because when I was thinking Franken-titty, I was thinking like how today I was saying shapes or something. That means I kind of like a shape-titty. It's not bad. Yeah. I mean, they're not great, but it's fine. It's what I'm like working with. Have you done any lasers or anything?

No, I should you know what I did to I so tanned like tanning bed, so I think they darkened Yeah, but I should I'm scared of all that stuff. It's weird I'm like so I'm actually like you said I'd up being up high pain tolerance But I'm like scared of like needles and I don't know yeah, I feel like if it's unnecessary like I Married now. I'm married, but I had him since I was like 20 so but no one ever said anything which I was always surprised I'm sure if I saw someone like a scar on his penis. I'd be like oh, how'd you get that? You know like? I've ever said anything

So I was like, all right. But that's like the classic case of being a woman. Like as a woman, you can say that. But if a man was like, why do you have that scar on your puss? That's true. Why would you literally ask that? Yeah, that's true, true. That's a good point. Women do no wrong. It is a double standard, like you said, with the rodent men too. Like could you imagine, like you said, like a group of guys calling women rodent women. It's like so derogatory. We would be up in arms. Yeah. We would be like the number one people to like,

come for them yeah but hypocrisy is so cute though no yeah like when like the inequality in that in that yesterday you said something crazy like i was talking about men giving me money and you were like that's perfect it's making up for the wage gap it was yeah it has to offset like things have to yeah that's why it's okay yeah that the hypocrisy is okay because guys are just awful in every other aspect so we gotta like balance it out how's your a-list person that i love have you heard from him

No but I think I talked about him too much And now he like Oh okay we won't talk about it anymore She was saying his name at the live shows And then everyone was like We would do like hot seat And people could ask us anything And so we were like answering That's the one Did it get leaked in the California shows like hers? Yeah everything got leaked Thanks guys love you guys Would you say anything bad about him? Or you just were like oh no So it's not bad Yeah I think it's cute I will never go as hard Whoever The people who attended those shows Like

They got a once in a lifetime opportunity. Like I learned a wild lesson. Like I can never go that hard. Are you going to. Oh so you guys are going to like tame it down a little bit. I think I think I just have to really like go back into the normal mindset. Yeah. Like anything I say can and will be leaked. Yeah. Yeah. But it still wasn't that bad. Like what you said too. It's like you've talked about it before. Like it's just like not bad. It's hard to find a balance between like things that are like controversial and like fun and entertaining and stuff but also aren't going to like literally hurt people. Yeah. That's true. Yeah. That's good. You guys are like.

Yeah no that's good Trying Not unsuccessfully Almost every time Every single time The leak of it all I'm serious I can't even So your boobs are tomorrow Tomorrow at 6am I'm so excited Wait so but you had Really big boobs So when you like lost weight You lost your boobs And they just like Never came back And they're just like They're just empty Like they're very like They're not super saggy They're just not how I like them to be Yeah you have to stop telling people That you can tie them in a knot Like

Some people can. Some people can actually tie their titties in a knot. I know. They're not that bad. But I just was so used to always having like really big boobs and then it's like an identity crisis. And boob retention does feel different from other attention. Yeah. I got a lot of hate for saying that. I was like, I want the attention again. But I stand by it. You got hate from who? Well, because I said it on the podcast. I was like, I miss getting all the boob attention. Like I loved walking into a room and people being like, oh yeah, she got tits on her. Yeah. I loved that. Anyone saying that they wouldn't want to receive that compliment like is lying. Yeah.

Yeah. And it was like, it was my thing. I was so excited. That was like, I was like, oh my God, God did this nice thing for me. And then he took it away. Yeah. But now you have like this smoking hot bod. Not that you didn't before. I didn't see you before, but you have like a really hot bod. So now the boob on it. And I feel like big boobs, especially fake boobs are like, so like not a thing people do anymore. So I love that you're doing. Cause I love the big boobs. I love little boobs though. I also love, like, I like a fake boob cause I like it to be structured. Yeah. Cause like I, even when I had really big boobs, they were very like, like they could be,

pushed behind me. And like when I lay flat and my boobs go here. Yeah, there's one, there's one nipple touching each side of the bed. I'm like, wait. Yes. Like I'll look over and like my nipples eating the rest of the crotch up. Yeah, sometimes, sometimes I lay on mine. I mean,

Yeah you won't be able to You probably won't do that But that's good you know Like to have them sitting up right Are you gonna go big? Not super big but Do you know the CC? Well we originally had said 300 CCs But then I started looking at like I only looked at before photos Of people who looked exactly like my Like what I have right now Cause it's like I only I wanna know exactly what my boobs can do And the photos I'm finding That I like want Are bigger than 300 CCs Tell Trisha about the standing up thing You were telling me yesterday Yeah I think Well that's what they do They like put the implants in And then they stand you up In like on the

They'll like put your chair up so that they can see like how they're falling and if they look proportional and stuff. And they'll compare you to the photo that you use.

Really? Did you like it or was it kind of like No no no like when you're in the surgery Wait what when you're under? Yeah They prop you up? Yeah they ragdoll you up with a power point of your dream tit behind you Wait what? That's what I heard I could be making that up but that's what I heard Oh my god So that they like cause if you show a photo I'll show you the photo that I sent but it's I think you were doing the consultation I'm like that makes sense but Well no so that it's like you get as close to like what you want I mean don't they They should be able to know right just

It's close because they're experts. I kind of want them to know what it looks like when I stand up because I want them to look good when I stand up. I don't want them to be like. Imagine like you just had to lay down for your tits to look perfect at all times. She comes in like crawling. Right. Just like, yeah, this is the photo I sent. That's what I want them to match. Oh, that's really pretty. What is the photo? That's so cute. Whose tits are those? I don't know. I found them online.

They're honestly insane. They're so Tumblr. But she had my exact boobs to start, which is why I like value these in particular. Yes. Those are like the nicest tits I've ever seen. Yeah, those are like perfect. Are you going here to LA? In LA? Okay, that's nice. I love it. Is your doctor hot? He's so hot. But he's married, I found out.

I have this I was telling Trisha like Coming off the anesthesia I would be so scared Like are you scared Of getting off the anesthesia Tomorrow and being like You want to see him again Can I tell you my truth Is I believe that everybody Who that happens to Is faking it

Interesting. I actually fully agree with you. I could see that too. I think that like wisdom teeth videos, I think everyone's faking it. I think wisdom teeth, it's a different drug than just regular anesthesia. When I came off of my nose job anesthesia, I was like, they told me they'd never seen anything like it. Like I was like listing my phone number and my full address and having like completely normal conversations and shit. And I remember it all. That's crazy because one sip of alcohol and you don't know your name. One sip of alcohol and I'm playing

telephone with myself for an hour in the corner like I don't understand so weird that is interesting I wonder if it's like a different part of your brain or something

I don't know. So the anesthesia like made you like smarter like you could just remember things you couldn't remember before or what? I think I was just like kind of normal and like chit-chatting it up. Wow. Yeah like it didn't affect you a lot. Yeah but any like dental surgeries or anything? I hate laughing gas more than anything in the world though like at the dentist. They give you laughing gas? Sometimes. I guess I had it when I was younger. I would get like root canals when I was younger. What does that mean? They put the mask over you? Yeah. And then you get like

But it makes me like hear everything a million times and feel like I'm like tripping on drugs. So I don't like it. But do you not feel anything when you're laughing? Like, yeah. Is that why they give it to you? Yeah, it makes you loopy. I don't think it makes you laugh. I thought I was laughing. It does make you laugh. It makes a lot of people laugh. What? It doesn't make me laugh. I'm a cynical fucking c***. I think it's like, but I don't think it's like it just makes you laugh. Or am I wrong? I don't know. I think they call it laughing gas because it does. No, I think it's just like silly. It makes you like, eh.

But then why would they call it silly stuff? You would think it's used primarily in dental work. So you think that everyone's sitting there like, ha, ha, ha.

There's a movie called Little Chapel Horrors and they give them laughing gas and Steve Martin and he's just like laughing constantly and Bill Murray. But I'm like, is this fake? I don't know. And he just starts laughing all the time. He's like, ah, ha, ha. We should just go try it. I know there's an influencer dentist who'd let us try it for a pop town. Really? Sure. I know a few. Oh, an influencer dentist. Yeah. And she's nitrous. Does it make you laugh or no? Is that maybe I'm literally just getting. It's like a weak anesthetic.

oh i see you're like awake okay yeah fact checker we need someone to do that in a room full of us i have no idea that of god that's fun though update trisha on the reagan situation because i feel like trisha might be really funny about it well i'm curious if you've heard about it about like all the people saying that that influencer abused her cat or killed her cat don't say it like that no i've not heard this and we're gonna tell her what we

Okay, okay, okay. So the influencer. Who are you going to say it like? That was the lore. I was going to be like, it was supposed to have a room in the Hype House. What?

Just go, Brooke, Brooke, take it, take the wheel. Have you heard anything about it? Nothing. That's why I love your guys' podcast because it's like the most niche stuff. I'm like, where do they even hear these stories? It's really viral, but it's Reagan, the TikToker. She does like the crazy transitions. But she was living in a content house and basically like all these people came forward like years later and said that she was abusing her cat and killed her cat. And she had to come out and be like, no, I didn't. My cat got out. My cat got out when I was moving, blah, blah, blah. And then another influencer was like, no, I stole the cat.

Because she was neglecting it And he said I took it to the vet And they said it was It needed to be put down But I decided to bring it home And then it died But I'm like That's sus too Like how did You stole the cat And it died under your care So how are you gonna Are these famous Hype house people That we would Yeah Like kinda But you don't say their name You might have seen this girl Reagan Like I'll show you Maybe Why haven't I heard This is a viral story right now Like on TikTok Like on the 4U Okay

This is... Wait, so what is your take on it? You think that person killed the cat? Well, it's hard because I'm the biggest cat lover of all time, but also, like, if somebody stole my cat and then my cat died under their care and tried to make it about me being a bad cat mom, I would...

Set the world aflame Like Yeah And I don't know how She was treating the cat So it's hard to Like I don't know But But the cat didn't She didn't kill the cat And the cat didn't die When it was with her That is fair Those are cold hard facts Why is no one just like Talking about that Because they're saying That he was like Trying to help or whatever But I I have a hard time With like He said he took it to the vet And the vet said like

That they should put the cat down. But in my head, I'm like, wouldn't they have said, this is why? And like, you could put it down or you can do this. Yeah. They wouldn't just say like... So no one's questioning the guy. They're just all like... That is weird. They all just... It's like a huge hate train for Reagan. And so I'm trying to see... Have you seen her? Yes, yes, yes. Like tattoos. So is she saying anything about this? No, she's like...

Trying to defend herself I don't know Yeah but it just Like you stole my cat And it died Like what Like she knows that happened Well last time She had to mourn her cat She thought the cat She thought it was her fault She thought the cat ran away Oh my gosh It's even worse Like you felt like You did something wrong Like gosh Should I let the door open And my cat's dead now Probably Yeah that's awful And the cat was already sick When she got it Oh my god I wish more influencers Were just like Like if I was in her position And I didn't do that Like I appreciate her like

Calm response But I would be Fucking cussing people out For sure If someone's like Accusing you of being Abusive to your cat Like that's the worst thing ever Like people hate those people They hate them worse than murderers Like people who are like Are abusive to cats Isn't there like a documentary Yeah Don't fuck with cats Yeah And everyone was like So pissed at the guy For like yeah It's

It's genuinely sickening And like Oh my god I would do I would die if anybody hurt Murph or something But also people accuse me Like just the other day I posted a video And someone was like You're feeding your cat Purina Like you're such a horrible Oh my god Didn't they say like That you shouldn't hold her up In your arms Yeah they said Don't hold her like a baby She doesn't like it Go watch this Ugh

Oh why does she laugh No the internet's the worst That's why I never post anything Like taking care of my baby Or anything Because people just have Like an opinion about Fucking everything Yeah the mom shaming It's crazy It's like a real thing I guess cat shaming You don't realize How frustrating it is I mean I'm not a real mom But like No it is It's your animal It's your mom For sure I stand with Brooke

Well, yeah. So my stance, I guess, on the cat situation is like until I know that she like really did something horrible, I want to have some empathy for her because like. You know what's funny is this is going to come out in two weeks and like by then, like God only knows how this will have unfolded. Yeah. Like a timestamp of one year recording. Well, day before my boon job. I still got them old titties on me. That's a good way to clock it. Like how current it is.

I also have been seeing, I don't know who this person is, I don't know anything, I don't know if you guys know, Tiana Robillard? Something with the guy who cheated on her? Do you know? Tell me. Apparently he cheated on her and they proposed two months ago.

It's like if you're gonna cheat Why are you gonna propose People do that a lot though I feel like they feel guilty Or something So like I'm gonna propose You know what I mean It's like proposals Cover up a lot of things It's like oh I feel bad Like here's a proposal And then they're like Okay forget about it You know what I mean Yeah there was like A big couple like that Who like They were having issues So all of a sudden They just got married

Yeah it happens a lot I feel That does happen a lot in life Like that is so wild Or people have babies Or something And they're like Oh let's just have a baby And try to fix it I was about to like Talk shit though But you know Like when you're in Those toxic relationships You're gonna be like Yeah I would fully Fall victim to that For sure Yeah I mean I was like Desperate for like Every guy to propose to me And they like all like Hated me and treated me like shit And I was just like But if it's a proposal It's fine you know I'm not right now Are you?

Well, no. Well, yeah. Are you? I need to know. I want to know, like, your life update. That sound of you where you're like, God, what do you say? You're like, you know, like, he's just my friend, but we hook up. Oh, yeah, yeah. But I'm in love with him. He's not in love with me. That's, like, that's my life. I thought you repost that one. That's my life right now. It's the worst, isn't it? It's so weird, too, because you're such, like, a good catch. It's, like, weird you find guys that just, like, aren't into you. I feel like I choose them on purpose. Yeah. You think it's, like, a self-sabotage or something? Yeah. Yeah.

I get that though Like choosing emotionally Unavailable men Is like such an easy Yeah and it feels like A challenge And it's like fun Until it's like Wait Yeah it's not fun anymore How was last night? What happened last night?

You were looking for a husband at that event? Oh, no husbands. But we saw really fun, good people there. What did you do? And it was such a cute movie. Tell me and Trish, you know we want to live vicariously through it. That's so true. Like Nina Dobrev from like, did you watch Vampire Diaries? I didn't watch it, but I know her, of course. Oh, you would...

The way you would go so crazy for me. Really? I feel like you would be like in a full Elena Gilbert cosplay like immediately. I have to watch. OK, I have to watch it. But she had like a movie screening at Alo last night and it was just like a bunch of fun people. But it was the funniest movie and everyone was like fun and like. Who are you most excited to see? Phineas. Oh, shoot. Phineas. Phineas and Claudia were there. Were they swinging? What? There's a lot of rumors that they're swingers.

There are rumors about that, but I have no clue what you're talking about. Personally. It's so good for you. It's so good for us that like, that you're not like me. It's so good for us. Like, uh. Okay.

like do you like own part of aloe I feel like it's your brand like you are just everywhere with aloe you have aloe socks yeah I feel like I just love it it's honestly like truthfully it's just the fact that I haven't had an opportunity to like meet new people in so long because of like what we do we don't like I don't go out or anything yeah it's fun to like

When I used to have a job, I used to meet new people all day long. And I was like, oh, it was exciting. And now I don't have that. So now I'm like, I think that's why I love it so much. That's a really good perspective. It is. You just told me. Maybe I'll go. No, seriously. Because I'm going to all these events. And I have so many more new friends in the past six months than I have in the last five years. How do you make the friends? Do you go up to them and be like, I'm Brooke. Well, I'm always...

I'm always alone. So like if I'm alone, so I have to like make friends. I just now got bumped up to plus one privileges. Oh, I see. So you, oh, so you had to go. Okay, got it. That's kind of everything. So maybe you should keep going alone. So you meet new people all the time. I know. It's just like fun. I love that.

But yeah, that's what it is. It's not like I don't love working out. No one loves working out. I just love like. I just can't imagine going there and shaking on that reformer and then going back like like no, it's fine. It's like it's not like no one's judging you and no one can really see you. There's never more than like three people in the gym. I don't think the aloe world is judgmental. I think L.A. is judgmental. You know, you don't you choose the videos you post, you know, that you don't have to post you like Brooklyn.

Oakland yeah I'm actually like their security cameras are like on Twitch that'd be everything are you still working out with Jake Shane uh-huh well he's he's gone right now but I do something because I know last time you're like I'm competing to be his like partner and I'm like I wonder did you get picked I'm trying but he's like God he's like got like a whole roster and he gets every single

Person who comes on His podcast Is like most of them Are aloe connections Because like Laura Will like purposefully Like Lucy Hale He'll put She'll put them together And then like all of a sudden They're on Theropost I'm like Laura I've got a podcast Oh my god yeah Get Ed Sheeran On cancelled ASAP That is such a good matchup Gay son or daughter Castle on the hill Have you seen the clip Of Jake like He's like When your legs don't work Like you used to before And Jake's like Ha

That's my favorite thing about him. About my grandma. He's like, oh.

Okay It's the funniest clip I've seen on the internet I would do the same thing I can see him on here Cause I was just like Ed Sheeran spilled some tea I feel like he'd be down to like Spill the tea for you guys I would I would do anything To smoke a blunt with Ed Sheeran Do you think he smokes? I don't know I think so I can see it He has tattoos I just love that song Thinking out loud Forever I do too Is that the one When you're like Like that song It's the legs Yeah it's the legs one The legs one The legs yeah I have like You know how the A-team Is like the first song In everybody's phone Uh huh

No, you know what's really funny? Is that it's either the A-Team or 21 Savage has that song. It's like A&T or something. See, mine would have been the A-Team and yours would have been 21 Savage. No, no, no. I'm A-Team. I'm a sad girl. But I think it says everything about a person, which one their first song is. Who's this 21 Savage? Isabella? Like Isabella, Ashley, Paige. Paige? Paige would have been an Ed Sheeran. No, Paige is 21 Savage over Ed Sheeran for sure. I don't even know 21 Savage at all.

Marijuana is not Ed Sheeran's drug of choice. Rats. That's so funny. Oh, he says he got high with Snoop Dogg. So I feel like he would for you, you know, like. Speaking of Jake Shane's podcast, I saw a clip that I have thought about every single day since I saw this clip, okay? Glenn Powell, your boyfriend. My boyfriend. You love him? Yes. Okay. Well, get that hook up. Isn't he single? Yeah.

She changed Paige's contact in her phone to Glenn Powell. To try to make another guy jealous so that he would be like calling me in the middle of the night when I was with him. How did the guy see who it was? How would he see it's Glenn Powell texting you? Because it would just come up on my phone would be on the bed and it would just be like Glenn Powell FaceTiming me and it'd be like 2 a.m. And I'd be like, not him again. And would the guy like be like, is that Glenn Powell calling you? He'd just be like, Glenn Powell. I'm like, duh. Is it the guy that I know about? That guy? Oh, so he's like, damn, I thought I was right.

That he was the big one And is like No this is the big one But really he's like Oh Glenn's calling you Like he really just Does not give a fuck But you're trying You're trying your damnedest And that's why I love you Okay That's the thought that counts Anyway Glenn Powell Glenn Powell was on

Therapist right yes and he sits down and he starts telling the story about his sister or a sister's friend It doesn't matter a girl He knows right and she went on a date with a guy and they go on this hinge date And they have a great time and then they go he asked her to go back to his apartment And they're chilling and she starts to get like weird vibes right and she's like will you he's like can I give you a back massage?

And she's like, okay. And he starts giving her a back massage. And he's just weird. Like she's scared and it's scary. And so she leaves. She has weird vibes. And she's like, I got to go. Like this is weird, right? And the next day she wakes up and she has a rash all over her back. And she's like, what the fuck? This is weird. She goes to the hospital. And the massage oil that the guy put on her was black market lotion that's used to decompose human skin. Oh my God.

And then so the cops get called and they go to his house and whatever. And there's all these girls bodies under his house. And he was like eating them or whatever. And then Paige was telling me that she had a friend that this happened to in like Ibiza. Wait, what? Really? OK. Weird that it happened twice. Well, more than twice. There was bodies underneath the.

His house. I feel like I would 100% get eaten. That would happen to me in a heartbeat. I love a shoulder massage more than any sex ever, more than anything ever. It could be the worst guy ever, and I'm like, get to work on these knots. You love a shoulder massage. Yes. Literally, I think I like massages more than sex. I would fall for that. How would they eat it? Yeah, that's my question, too. Armie Hammer just came out and finally started talking about... He's like, I'm not a cannibal. Yeah. He's laughing about it. That's what a cannibal would say. Right.

Oh my God. He's kind of hot. I never knew what Armie Hammer looked like until recently when he started. I was like, oh, that guy's kind of hot though. That's how girls kept getting gnawed on. Yeah. It's like the Ted Bundy effect. Do you think it's like giving baby back ribs? I was eating baby back ribs the other day and I was like, it's kind of weird. What? Oh, eating someone's ribs? Like I have ribs. Yeah. Oh yeah. That is weird. I wonder what we taste like. No, I don't.

salty poppy you think so yeah I can't have it could you eat flesh if you had to if you're like stranded on a desert island I think it makes you like so sick there's also like people say that it like makes a chemical in your brain happen god I'm smart yeah you go like crazy makes a chemical in your brain happen that like wouldn't happen unless it makes chemical in brain happen that wouldn't happen unless you eat human like holy fuck

A human eating human Like it like Does something in your brain Yeah I definitely Probably I think it like Drives you crazy But I don't I can't imagine I would ever be in a situation Where I might have to But I can't even eat Like a weird California roll So I don't think so Yeah the mushiness of it Oh my god I can feel you But I do think Do you like fish? Do you eat fish? Um

No. Me neither. No. But I like seafood. I like lobster and shrimp. But I don't like a fish. Like a salmon. Yeah, me neither. Maybe fish and chips. Do you like sushi? I like the rolls. Like the shrimp tempura. Like I can't do the raw. My husband loves raw. Like sashimi. And I like. Yeah, you have to like. It took me so long. I had to eat it so much before I like actually liked it. Well, how did you get to liking it? Is it good for you? Is it healthy? Because I worked at a good sushi restaurant. So it's like I just ate it until all of a sudden I loved it.

Really? And now you're like. I feel that way about like yellowtail sashimi. I have weird exceptions. Yeah. But like for the most, like salmon, you will catch me dead. That's dirty pussy. Salmon's wild. Yeah, it is. And if you're at a restaurant with someone and you're sitting next to them and they order salmon, it's like the fucking audacity. You should have to get everyone at the table to approve of you eating that.

Yeah You know what I feel that way about Is people who Like bring certain foods On planes And it's like Beef jerky on an airplane Is like literally asinine And I know you would do something Actually I think I got that from you Beef jerky Yeah you did You didn't get that from me That's one thing about me It used to be

Flying oh no you bussed on tour So you guys were did you guys eat The food on the bus and did that bother you Yeah she had a special room and if You open the door you like literally had To have a mask on really did you keep Food in there or what because I would the bus Would be parked

And I would order everything on whatever nearby restaurant's menu. And then it would start moving. And the to-go boxes would be like the Leaning Tower of Pisa. I love it. And I would like, there was a night I remember, because Makoa's really like, he's really lenient and great with how I like to eat in bed. And I really appreciate that. He embraces it. I know it's not who he is, but he loves me, so he does it. But there was a night where I was trying to eat tomato bisque in bed. And he looked at me. And this was like the first time ever where he drew the line. He was like, because I just had it open on the bed while the bus was moving. And he was like, Tana.

No. Yeah, that's kind of wild. Soup in bed. But by the time that we arrive at the destination, all of it has been mixed together. It's like inner hair. There was a day where I went to put on my favorite Steve Madden boots before the show and I just looked in the sole of it and there was marinara sauce galore. And then that same night, dude, Paige brings my duffel bag into the hotel and she's unpacking it and it's like a workout set, first of all. Hilarious. It's like workout set, makeup case, breadsticks.

Raw. No, I have a video. I'll insert the video. I swear to God. What is it? She pulled like raw breadsticks out of my Gucci duffel bag. Raw? Yeah. Like they were not raw like sashimi raw. Raw like no casing. Like there was no. Loose leaf breadsticks. Loose leaf breadsticks.

In my fucking duffel bag I couldn't talk to her For an hour I couldn't make eye contact I was like dude This is so paid Were you embarrassed I feel like you're like Someone who doesn't get embarrassed In the best way possible Like you just don't get embarrassed That easily I really don't I have to like pretend To be embarrassed No I love it You're like I'm so embarrassed Like

I love that. I wish I wasn't embarrassed because a lot of things like I feel like I'm uptight in ways that's like nobody actually gives a fuck and there's no reason to be. Oh, for sure. I get embarrassed by literally everything. I'm like, why did I say that? That was so stupid. Like I like overthink everything. And you don't even just realize that you're Trisha Paytas and you could literally say and do anything. You are like you really can say or do anything. Oh my God. That's the opposite of what I think. I feel like I have to walk on eggshells. Like everything I say gets like overanalyzed. No, no, not by me. I'm trying to find this video of this breadstick.

In my duffel bag. But I really can't find it. And that might be for the better. It was hard on tour, though. Like, everything you eat is like, it's nothing but chilies and like, nothing. Shout out chilies. I love chilies. It's nothing but chilies and Lipton and Taco Bell. I mean, honest to God, I...

That's my truth. And it's the dream. The dream, yeah. It's literally the fucking dream. No, that sounds everything. I do love when people just order so much stuff. Like, it's so much fun. And then you just eat everything. I love it. I love that she does it. Because I feel financially irresponsible. But I'm like, she's not going to eat that. Oh, right, right, right. And I like to share with everyone. I want everyone to try what I'm eating. And I like a bite of everything on a menu. Yeah. That's why I love that Chili's not...

Not sponsored over here. This half of the couch is not sponsored. They have a new espresso martini.

Do they? Yeah. Okay, I do love espresso martinis. I don't drink, but I love those. I love their big dipper, the platter where you can get all the, yeah. They have the new cheese sticks too that like pull really good. Trisha, I will never in my life pull cheese without thinking of you. Really? Like I just in Vegas had these mozzarella sticks and I was like, Trisha. Can I tell you something? I think there should be an age like restriction on mozzarella sticks. I don't think I should even be allowed to eat those because I've never had so many like life-threatening experiences. I'll have,

Half the fucking mozzarella Stick in my stomach And half of it's still In my hand I do choke And they're attached They're wild That's so real It's so scary And like being able to Like and not being able To cut it off Oh my god It's my biggest fear Well you can cut it off With your teeth Yeah but it's like But then I'm choking And it's like That is the realest Shit I've ever heard It's so scary That is true Yeah I'm really That's how I feel About ciabatta bread Like I think it's too hard Oh that's too

Tooth shattering Yeah I can't I had it What's chapatis You know when like Lunch Like on a sandwich Like when you have that Like really hard Toasted white bread It's like veneer 911 for me So I can't have it You guys have the veneer You have the veneers Oh yeah I feel for you Because I would crush my teeth Every day Because I'm so hard On my teeth I'm just like I rip things open with them Like I just Same Yeah And I had to like Really reroute my brain Unfortunately So I stopped losing Them like chiclets But I love your Toothless videos Like your toothless content Everything

Yeah it seemed daring Toothless content Is everything being like Real Because you're the only Influencer Actual like category Of your content Yeah You're the toothless Influencer I wish I Sometimes I wish I had dentures And I could just take them out Like you I'd give the best Low jobs My sister has that And she says that She says no one's ever Complained She takes them out for that

That's iconic. I'm more like your sister than you. No, you would love her. She doesn't like have dentures by choice, but still. Have her on the pod. She would love to come on the pod. I've been wanting to do like a little episode like that. Like I think that we could have a little bit of Debbie and like a little bit of your family. Tori would kill. We should do it. That's fun. Yeah. When people have family on it. Well, yeah, because like no one else is going to come on. So I'm shocked. Do you both you both ask for people to come on or?

I don't... Like, who doesn't... I feel like usually, like, do the guests. I think that I'm about at my breaking point where I'm like, Brooke, you better go to Aloe with a flag and start campaigning. You have the connections for sure. I feel like you're connected. I just... I don't know. I just got in trouble, like...

Tessa Brooks goes to Aloe And then we told a story About like Tessa Brooks On the podcast Have you seen her? And I walked into the lobby And everyone was like Brooke Oh really? Damn Really? I'm sorry Oh that's scary Really? Yeah I hate getting in trouble That would like That would make me like So embarrassed for the rest of my life It was I'm like I'm so sorry It did So I was like But it's so Dude I just get so angry Like that Like it's like That story And

It's really, really funny. It's not really funny. But like Paige told the story, obviously. And I like I believed Paige fully, whatever. But like after how dramatic it was, we were like fact checking, getting other people's sources, whatever. Come to find out the story is entirely true. So it's like, why are you in trouble? And Tessa's not. No, I don't know. No.

I don't know the story, but... I don't mean Aloe. I mean, like, societally. Like, it's just like... People are always mad at the truth tellers. And not who the truth is being told about. That's the tea. This week is also just... I'm having a week. I'm like, everyone is so goddamn mad at me for telling the truth that I'm like... Yeah, I feel like you've had a lot of bad...

Like just for stupid reasons, just people like against you, like not believing you for like the stupid things that are like so true and you've talked about for so long. And it's just so weird. All the stories you're telling me is like, that sucks. I feel like you're just having a period of it. Yeah. Right now or this week, I just can't like when called me. Oh, I believe that. But speaking of cannibals. Sorry.

That's it. That's it. That was enough. Wait, did you know that? Well, unrelated. You know that if you die, your cat will eat you? Oh, immediately. Blood's meat.

But like Oh immediately A dog would like Probably like Like sit with your body For a second Like a cat will eat you Instantly Have you ever tried To play dead for Murph No but You should try Well I think like She had Like I think it's like You have to be like Dead dead Oh they can sense it Like your cold body Or something like that Yeah that's wild I try to just sit Completely still So that she'll come near me Because sometimes She doesn't want to Like just eat you Mm

Did you like Ariana's new Catwoman music video? I don't think I saw it. Oh, really? The Boy is Mine with Pem Badgley was in it. Oh, I did see it. I did see it. Yeah, she was Catwoman. I think she's one of the most talented people alive right now. And certain songs are incredible. Like, I always love Dangerous Woman. Yeah, that's good. I just, I want to hear her sing. Like, I want to see her in Wicked. An Adele era. Yeah. Oh, I see.

Yeah That's what I was saying too I was like I'm like I didn't know she was like A good singer like that Like when I hear her I was like oh Like do people know She sings like that Uh huh But I guess they do That's the thing Like she's always so pop Like I just I'm not really like A pop girl in general Except for Sabrina I'm like so obsessed With Sabrina Mariano Oh you love her But hers is slower And more melodic And I agree with you Like in that way Like if it's super poppy If it's If Ariana's singing I want her to sing Like Whitney Houston

Yeah I fully agree She's like so talented I had like no idea So amazing Please please please Already has 200 million streams No way It came out like a day ago I mean it's like all over TikTok Like my whole 40 pages that It is a catchy song It's so good And I love it Because it's just like Don't be fucking embarrassing Yeah that's Everyone relates to it I was talking about this In the car with Paige On the way here Because she was talking about When she was dating

That gay guy. Right. And how he would do a lot of embarrassing things. Not because he was gay. It's Pride Month. I would never come for that. Well, it's going to be Pride when this comes out? I think so. It's always Pride around here at least. That's true. But I was talking about how like every single guy I've ever dated, minus Makoa, but I mean has like embarrassed me in some way. And it's almost like you just have to pick like your type of embarrassing. Like men are just men. What do you mean? What's your type? Yeah. Yeah.

What's your embarrassing of choice? Like nerdy. Like if a guy's being, like I think it's like, if he's doing something embarrassing, like Makoa will be like watching a genuine YouTube video on like the Pythagorean theorem. That is not embarrassing. That is like a flex. Yeah, okay. I think embarrassing is like getting another girl pregnant while they're dating you. Like that's embarrassing. Yeah, you're so right. Let me like take that.

Like take my pick me hat off real quick. No, that's not that bad. I'm like, it's literally so embarrassing. Like, no, it's not embarrassing, Tana. You've been embarrassed by men. Like, don't. You're like, okay, but that's like cute. That's something that's like when I was telling you the text between me and Moses, I'm like, this is so cringe. Like that's like embarrassing, but cute and embarrassing.

So it's like not bad Yeah But yeah there's some Awful embarrassing things Like I feel like Not to come for their actions But like Khloe It's like they I feel so bad for her You know what I mean Because everyone just like Dogged on her Granted I heard Tristan was also dating Someone when he met her And was having a baby I don't know what the whole

Thing is but yeah that Would be awful and not It's not that it's Chloe's fault and it Shouldn't be embarrassing for Her but it would be the Worst thing ever like I'll Just put it my perspective Like if Moses like got Another girl pregnant while We're married that's so Embarrassing it'd be sting All of that but it'd be More just embarrassing Because I'm like he's the Best guy ever like loves Me so much and then does That yeah so fucking

But I also like I'm so quick to blame a man. It's like I think it's so much more embarrassing for him. Agreed. No, no, I'm like, it's like she should not be. Yeah. But like I hate to like let a man make me feel stupid and look stupid. Yeah. And well, my thing is like I have an issue with like going back to guys, too. And so it's like, yeah, now now I look so stupid because it's like I gave you the chance. Yeah. You know what I mean? It's like if you start dating like Matt Rife again, you're gonna be like, girl, why?

Bless his heart. That'd be everything, though. I always think about that. I'm like, what if she's just like one day just like with him, just like hanging out? I don't think he would be with it. I'm pretty sure he has like a restraining order against me. And he like, like rightfully so. Cease and desist. No, I feel like.

But I take people back, especially like when you're familiar with them. You're just like, oh, well, me too. I used to be really bad about like not having clean breakups, like and immediately breaking up and like going no contact. Like I'm better about that or just like immediately break you up and being friends. I like that's good. But I used to like date people for like a couple months still after, like say we're broken up, but like keep fucking them. Always. Yeah. Like it just like that was always me until I found someone new. And then I was like, OK.

yeah that's the thing I have to have somebody new before I can stop like maybe it's a borderline thing with us I think so and it's it's bad and I'll be like literally like they'll like tell me openly they're dating other people and I'll be like it's fine I just keep having sex with them I'm like this is so stupid yeah that's for sure that's that is what happens that is in fact what exactly what happens oh I hate that for you because I know that I know that feeling that's literally me and I don't know for me I was always like well maybe I'll get pregnant like maybe he'll stay with me that was like so

like so weird but like I always did that. Honestly, totally get it. We were talking about today like Trisha was saying that like with everyone she's ever been with she was like trying to get pregnant and like isn't it crazy how her body like waited till Moses? That's so lucky. Isn't it crazy? Because the thing is like and you learn like you can do that but it never like the guy doesn't stay anyway so now you have like now you are

Attached to him My mom did that Three times in a row My mom had three Intentional kids in a row With three different men And none of them I know my mom Married and divorced Three different men Named Richard I was like Maybe try a different Like a different That's honestly amazing She's consistent

But like Right By the second Richard I'd be like dude Like this might be the problem Not gonna work out Like you know And sure as shit Third one was the problem Like that's so crazy That's really interesting I would love to date a guy With like a name I've already dated though Cause it's like You don't worry about Mixing them up Yeah I think Sofia Vergara Has a new husband Oh yeah Same initials She got his initials tattooed But her new man Has like the same initials As Joe Magnolo Or whatever And that guy also has them That's crazy

I love her. She's iconic. I do too. I watch America's Got Talent all the time for her. I'm like, okay, she's kind of everything. Yeah, she is everything. She's like beautiful in every way. I've been, oh my God, I just saw this America's Got Talent clip. I keep getting emotional. I've got to get off crying TikTok. I cry on TikTok like three times a day. You're like an emotional person. I didn't know that about you. Like you cried like the day and I was like, I don't know.

Like a crier Like in a cute way In the best way I think it's like new It's newer Like it's within the last year I'm really in touch With my emotions Yeah I feel like The happier you are Or the happier you are

You're like in your feminine, you know? Yeah. Patiso like takes care of things. I used to be like so much like tougher and then I would like build up and then have crazy crying breakdowns. But now I just like cry whenever. I love that. I saw this clip on America's Got Talent of this guy. He was a high school janitor his whole life. And then the students said he was a good singer. Did you see that? Is it the Journey one? The Don't Stop Believing? Yes. That one made me cry too. It was. Oh my God. Yeah, I got really emo. Yeah.

I can't stop thinking about him and I want to hang out with him so bad. Get him on the pod. I know. I'm thinking that since we can't get a damn celebrity, we should do like Theo Vaughn style where we just get like a mortician. Yeah, that's cute. We could just start doing that. And we know so, like imagine Sarai on the pod. Like we know so many funny people. The quickest way for us to get canceled of all time. But like, should we just start having funny people from our life on? I think.

Yeah. Like people love Paige and make people love when you just, not that she's random, but make you like just other people. Yeah. But I really do love you guys. We could also start having pets and I've been on this pet psychic kick.

like i have been wanting to bring murph on the pod yeah like why don't we bring murph on the pod and then a pet psychic yeah i would love that i'm setting that up but i'm afraid what if they tell me she's unhappy with me and she preferred her like previous owners you would never be the same yeah i'd say only positive stuff i would spend the rest of my life like trying to prove myself to her or i would have to give her away oh for her own like yeah oh my god watch out reagan

TW I love the side of TikTok you guys are on Like cat TikTok Crying TikTok I need to get on those sides What side of TikTok are you on? It's boring It's Bridgerton Because that's all I'm watching right now But like no one likes Bridgerton I love Bridgerton But I haven't seen the new season I'm saving it to be my boob job show Oh that's what I did Because it was out before my pregnancy But I waited until after the pregnancy To watch it Because I was like It's our pregnancy show I never watched the first two seasons So I didn't know Have you now? Yeah so now we're going back And watching Okay what are you on now?

Like are you starting with one? I just started season two. Okay. We finished one. And so you're doing season two and then you're going to do season one? Season one I think is the best. No we started season one and now we're on season two. Okay. So I kind of went backwards. What is like Bridgerton's lore? Like I'm just imagining like you know all those British memes with like the teeth. No it's like it's it's no it's like very it's hard to explain. They're basically like courting each other like it's it's the season so you're supposed to be like finding a husband. Yeah.

And it's like there's so much that goes into it and stuff. And they have like big, like extravagant balls and stuff where they like they're courting each other. Like the men are courting the women. But sometimes girls don't get courted. And like then then you have to go out again the next season. Yeah. I wouldn't get courted. And no, you don't. You would. You would. But like sometimes you get like it's a guy you don't want. And he's from a family you don't want. And they don't have as much money. Yeah. Well, no.

I'm trying to relate it to my life. But like you want them to be like of the highest like. So they're gold digging. Yes. It's like you and Jake Paul. You came from like royalty from two sections and then you like married together to create like a big family. You know what I mean? Yeah. And it's sometimes not for love. It's a love match if you're truly in love. But a lot of times it's the Jake and Tana where it's just like it makes sense. Like, OK, you come from a bougie family, you're bougie family, like you're going to marry even if you don't love each other. Yeah. A lot of it's transactional. You're so fucking funny for that. It's very funny.

I will watch Bridgerton and get back to you guys on this. You put me onto the idol and it changed my life. Okay, so this is like the idol for me because it's also super horny. I get like really horny watching this show. Like season one is like... Season one is crazy. They're just constantly like eating them out all the time. They get on a staircase at their family home. He's just like...

But also if you get caught like as a woman doing that before you're married, like you're like nobody will want you anymore. I hate horny shows when I'm alone though because then it's like I just I'm taking out the vibrator again. I'm like, oh, this whole thing. You got to watch it when you're with him. Yeah. Yeah. I can't have sex. I can't have sex for six weeks after you have a brain. And I'm so horny because the third season is about a fat girl that like gets her love story. And I was like, oh, I love this so much. And the guy's so into her. And I was like, fuck, I want to get fucked so bad. You know what I mean? And it's so hard. And they're like in a carriage. He's like fingering her. You're like.

makes fingering hot oh my god did you see somebody probably put a finger in somebody asked her like probably somebody asked her like what's it like like to see your body type like represented on the screen and she responded like literally without even a question she goes yeah we're really underrepresented like the perfect tit community yeah who said that the girl who they were talking to like oh that's iconic they basically were like you know like you're big so like trying to make it negative and yeah just being like what do you

you feel about your body's up there and she's like well it's really hard to have perfect boobs she's like I love her and she's that's everything she's everywhere now she's like skims model she's just like I love that you were saying that you saved um watching Bridgerton out till after you were pregnant and it like had me on this whole mental thought process right now of like did you have different cravings with Malibu versus Elvis like did you so weird when I was pregnant I like don't have cravings like it's so weird like I would like not hungry when I'm pregnant because I couldn't

breathe so I just like wasn't hungry I got hunger after pregnancy so I didn't really have any I wish I did like eating chalk or soap or you know people eat like the weirdest shit when they're pregnant but I didn't have any in fact if anything I was like trying to eat healthier because I was just like I feel so gross you know what I mean so I was 263 pounds when I gave birth now I'm like 223 I like lost like 40 but a lot of it's baby weight but I was like humongous and I like wasn't eating and I was like I don't like I was eating but I just wasn't eating anything like shitty you know people like gorge themselves when they're pregnant it's like I'm eating for two but I was like the

Opposite I just you know I'm gonna be Like that I know I'm gonna be like full Like everything swells oh I think I Saw you maybe it was a comment where You're talking about pregnancy face did You see that on tiktok and you're like Is this real and I like people look you Did not have that at all no I'm like I Didn't know about it either though and I Was like wait is this a real thing I had A little bit of pregnancy no my first One a little but some people are like a

My nose I look at your girl's nose it's cute yours like both go up you have like a little like tip go up But I need a second nose job I want one really bad you should have done it together and gotten downtime like we could have been down together And that's my dream I always wanted to get joint surgery with a surgery buddy Like it'd be so fun then you're both down now like I've really dialed back my

Face tuning and face apping and all of that. But I noticed it because you posted birthday photos for Ari today. And I was like, I know you would never tune a photo that way. Now it's like old photos that you're posting. Face tunes like years ago. I'm like, oh, bless her heart. It's yeah. Like now. But I still I'll still like make my nose a little cuter. And I'm like, fuck, I should just go do it. But the thing is, I was spewing like a geyser when I got it. I love your little nose. I had complications. Like blood coming out. Yeah. They almost couldn't give me the nose job. Oh.

Like it was like bad. Like they said that I look like a fountain. Oh my

Oh, my God. And then they, yeah. This girl in my elementary school, she shut her finger in the door and they cut the tip of her finger off and she was just spewing out at everybody and we all got covered in blood. Rachel, oh, my God, that makes me so squeamish. That's wild. Dude, the other day it was, I dropped a mason jar on my ankle and it shattered on my ankle bone, first of all, and I was like, that's cool.

What? Boney, skinny. It's like, you can look at it like now, look how deep it is. Oh my God. Did you go to the hospital? I was spewing blood absolutely everywhere. And I was like, I was, yeah. And it's on the bone. So it's like, you know what I mean? And I decided to go to Vegas instead of the hospital, which was like just the dumbest decision ever. And I was spewing blood all around Vegas through my socks all weekend. Like someone hit it in the club. It was really bad. I had to like,

call hotel security and have them like help me and like men came up and they were like

Helping me stop spewing It was like a whole thing I went on Instagram live I was like what an idea That's so scary Yeah why don't you Go to a hospital I Dude I have like a Like I will like die Before I go to a hospital Really You know that They will help you there Yeah I know But it's like I imagine I had to stay there Like I'm just not Mentally fit for it You don't stay at a hospital I don't think they would Make you stay there for that I know I didn't want to go To the Vegas hospital either They send people home With like

Their arm. Yeah, actually, I guess that's true. But like the wait time, it's like, oh, my God, get it together. Like, I'll just I'm like, I'm just always like there. There's got to be a DIY hack at home, you know, so I was pinching it together. Like we have stitches at home. Oh, my gosh. I don't know. I've never had to get stitches or anything like that. Thank God. But I'm so squeamish and like.

blood i don't know what i was thinking thinking i was going to be a nurse but how are you gonna get never been successful your implants are you getting them through the nipple okay so are they taking your nipple off i don't know it's just the bottom it's just the bottom half they like cut it open and then they squeeze them in i'm literally after this podcast gonna like assault you like i need one last squeeze of these boobs of course oh my god i love your boobs too i love oh i love my boobs are my favorite thing about my body but like

I mean I was thinking about that yesterday I was like this is my like last day with my boobs As I know them Yeah it's kind of sad But It's crazy But that's why you They're still with me This is like the most toxic I was about to say the most toxic shit But like with my nose job I had to just go get it Like I couldn't like think about it Oh did you

How Oh yeah How far in between Your consultation To the surgery Did you guys have Like was it like Your consultation The next day You got the surgery I had like a week and a half Yeah What was yours My consult was only like A month ago But I've been thinking about this For like a long time She just made it And good for you For doing your research Well I had I had to And I'm like

Oh my god It scares me like Because there was a point in time Where I was going to get a BBL And can you imagine me with a BBL That would be wild But that's why And that's how much my mind Has changed Like I could never imagine myself Now with a BBL So I'm like god I don't want to change my mind Yeah But I've had big boobs before Yeah And so I like know What they look like And like You know with my nose job I know I want them I just With my nose job I straight up googled Nose job Los Angeles Went to the first option Did no research Didn't see one before and after Photo from the doctor Nothing Wait what

What? Isn't that fucking nuts? Why? I mean, I know I want a second one. Look at me. But like...

Like isn't that No but it could have gone a lot worse Yeah There's some botched ones for sure Your nose looks cute Like I literally just picked the first person And just went in and got it Like it was like That's just weird Because it's like on your face Well anything permanent I like But I was just like 16, 17 Like I didn't know any better You were 16 when you got a nose job? Or like 17 Really? Did your parents have to sign off for you? And they're like okay Yeah I don't think I would sign off on my daughter Even if she hated her nose They didn't give a fuck about me I would be like wait yeah Aww

That's so sad. Like, yeah, fix your face at 17 because it could change. Your nose could change and like you could change at 19. Oh, but I needed to put a hammer on it. My side profile. My nose entered the room 16 minutes before me. Wait, what was it? It did not. My nose entered the room 16 minutes before me. What did you hate about it? What was it that you didn't like? It was just big. I got a big nose. Really? Like this part. Like it didn't slope. It like went out. I love big noses. I think big noses are good. So do I. On a guy, it's the hottest thing in the world. I like them all.

Me too. I feel like it's very Bridgerton or

It's very Bridgeton Like Michelangelo Unfortunately my brain Has been like Kardashianified When it comes to Like I love a cutie Little pointed nose I do love a cute nose too But I don't know Something about when you See a girl with a big nose too Because like so many people Fix theirs Like the girl from Dirty Dancing Was so cute And then she fixed hers And she looks like everyone else And she's pretty That's true There are certain people Who get nose jobs And I'm like oh my god You took away what like Made you look Yeah I feel that way about teeth Like people who change their teeth And like they had like Very cute like specific teeth Like if Sabrina Carpenter Ever touches her teeth I'm gonna die

Right, because they're so cute. And, like, they're just her teeth. I remember when I was with Bella Thorne and I got veneer, she cried. And I, like, didn't understand why. And she was like, I just don't, they made, like, they were making you who you are. And she was so sad. And at the time I was like, rich. But, like, now I look back and that's, like, really sweet. What did you not like about your teeth? My front teeth are, like, overlapping. And I tried Invisalign, but I just was getting hot Cheetos in the trays. Aw.

Sad. I feel like... I know. I mean, I get it. Look, I love veneers. I think they do look beautiful. And I would love them because mine are like baby chiclets. But... No, it makes me sad. You're another one. Like, if you change your teeth, I'll cry. Yeah, you can. I would look a little crazy, I'm sure. But I would love to. But also, I think you kind of saved me from doing it because you would always, like, lose your tooth. And I'm, like, so hard with my teeth. And I'm, like, I'd probably lose it. So... I tell everyone not to get them unless...

But now I really I've never seen any other surgery or procedure change. Like I feel like veneers what they were when I got them like four or five years ago, like were completely different than like all the things they have now like composite and like there's so many other like back then it was kind of just like saw them off.

So are yours Oh right So yours are pointed at them I think certain doctors Should go to jail For letting people Like our age Even do that When you have healthy teeth I wish anyone like But also at the time Like everyone had them And was just like do it Like no one Told me anything You know what I mean Yeah They were just really expensive too So I was just like Eh maybe not So expensive Per tooth I'm like that's wild Yeah I think the bottom line About everything is like

Get what you want to get If it makes you happy And like if it comes From a crazy place Of insecurity Obviously like you should Work out those demons And stuff like I feel sad for people Who get addicted To surgery and shit But I have fun We live one life Yeah You know Yeah When I did my arms though Like people would say That to me like Oh like you're just It's just gonna be The next thing But I did that And I was so happy I was like I never have to wait Wait what'd you get done? I just did air sculpt Like the

Like laser lipo Oh okay I did my arms and my back And I was like so happy after that Loved it I was like I love my body

I just remembered how fucking funny you were. Like with your faha. My faha came to Hawaii. It was your birthday time too. Last time I got it on your birthday also. It's the time of year. So you're going to like that just like made me happy. Like you're going to be so I forgot how funny you're going to be after the surgery till right now. I really hope you can come to Cabo. I do too. But I don't want to get your hopes up about it because I don't want a hematoma. Oh yeah. Yeah. Scary. Maybe we can put you on a boat.

Did you have to go over water to go to Mexico? No, just drive. Undo, undo, command Z, command Z, command Z. Tana, let me tell you something. I didn't know the answer. Oh my God, that makes me feel so much better. Well, maybe you didn't want a boat. Because I've been getting confused about things because I was just on a flight and I was over the ocean and I went to Copa.

And I was over the water the whole time. Maybe they took you to the scenic route. I think they did. Yeah, I think you could do a cruise actually to Mexico. So I think you could go on a boat. I used to drive to Mexico. Yeah, you could do a drive to Tucson. Oh my God. I'll send someone to come get you. How long is it from LA to Cabo? I think it might just be like a we celebrate next week situation. I'm loving that because that means this year for your birthday we can celebrate a week later and we live to see another week.

We were going to do that anyway. We live to see another season of the canceled podcast. No, what I'm just doing is now nobody's birthday is like, I'm like, okay, well, we can do it whenever. Yeah. What's your birthday on Thanksgiving?

Sometimes it is, sometimes it isn't. I hope it falls on Thanksgiving. That's iconic. Sometimes it does, but sometimes it's six days away from Thanksgiving. I would make Thanksgiving all about me too. I'd be like, you shouldn't have made me these yams. Yeah, but my family doesn't do holidays like that, so I'm just like, eh. But my grandpa and I have like, our birthdays are a few days apart, so we do a joint birthday. That's really cute. What is it November? What? Mine's 26th.

Okay. What can we talk shit about? Do you guys think of the title first? Because we always like think of the title and then we're like, okay, make sure we put that like at the end or something like that. Like ask her, we'll come up with the title and be like, okay, we'll talk about it. No fucking way. Yeah, so I think, okay, I have to talk about Shane for like 10 minutes. I'm like, okay, what am I going to talk about Shane? And then you girls are always the hot topic though. You are a genius. That's the craziest thing I've ever heard. No one does that. That's iconic. Wait, really? I feel like that's always in my videos. I think of a title and then I'm like, okay, what can I talk about that makes sense with this? No, I'm like,

I'll scheme a title out of like, that's why we have some crazy clickbait sometimes, obviously, because I'll scheme a title out of what happened. But that's so smart to like think of.

A title and then. Well I love. And your titles are always like so out there. I'm like oh my god. I give Oscar credit for that. Sometimes if they're too out there I have to be like. I don't want to get in trouble. You know what I mean? Like it's like they're like a little crazy. But they're always good. Like he's so good at titles and thumbnails. So I'm just like. But they are wild sometimes. And I'm like. Like I'm like I don't want to get in trouble. But yeah. Who could we. Who could we. I don't know. Trisha Paytas exposes. I don't know if I'm the good clickbait for this.

You're always the best. Because he always knows what the clickbait is and I don't. Sometimes I'll never even hear some of the people we talk about. I'm like, wait, is this what's trending right now? That's how I feel right now with all this. I feel like all the drama on TikTok right now, I just don't fucking know. I'm starting to age out of it, I feel like. Because it almost seems like...

They're like the younger... Like newer TikTokers. I miss a good scandal on TikTok. Like the Try Guys was everywhere for a minute when he cheated on his wife. Like I love a big... Like last year, obviously, the ukulele thing. You know, like I just feel like a big scandal. What happened today? Justin Timberlake got a DUI. Oh, we were talking about that. Oh, yeah. He looks crazy. I know. It's hard to do a double one because it's like we...

The way here I go Are you guys even Going to have anything To talk about anymore But I love that you Could just riff I'm just like The ruiner No No but we could We could also do a double one I always say Everyone asks for both Of you guys together But I'm like I feel like your schedules Are hard to coordinate

But I like want to do anything. I don't do anything, but I'll come on whenever. I'll debut my tits on the podcast. Please. I was like, come on. Yes. I want to do a dress, Trish, where you sit on my lap in the chair the whole time. That's cute. That would be really cute. Yeah, I think that's cute in those chairs because the chairs are so big and you guys are so small. So it would just be really cute. I love it. I'd love to be like dwarfed by an item. I want to get a whole house of like enormous things. Oversized furniture. Our whole house is oversized furniture. No, it's my favorite. I'm like, oh my God, look at this huge.

Huge fork Yeah That's actually really smart To have the huge utensils That is so smart Like my big beauty blender Oh my god My beauty blender And I just have to go like She takes it everywhere She goes And it's so funny It's like wet for like a week Like it's like It's so funny It's amazing Have you ever put a beauty blender Up your vagina? No

but I might have to because I'm supposed to start my period tomorrow. Yeah. And I'm like, baby's about to be in for it. Baby has to change your tampon. She deserves so much compensation. Oh, are you? Are you taking care of her? Yeah. I didn't know. I was like, I just, cause I thought we knew each other from here. Cause you look like each other. No, we spend every single waking second together, but poor thing is going to be, well, she's already been getting the wrath from all my, um, my period. It's going to start. Personality.

And now my real period is supposed to come. How are you on your period? Well, I'm fine on it, but like before. Building up. I'm evil to people. I just cry a lot before. Me too. Very emotional. Starving to death. Uh-huh. Just have to eat everything. Everything. So much Indian food. Periods suck. Periods do suck. Mine just started getting like really horrible recently. And I don't know what is going on, but like there will be like two days out of the month where I'm like debilitated.

I just am such a bleeder, dude. Some people have like weeks at a time. I bleed so much that it's like actually so frustrating. Like there's blood on my bathroom door right now. Like the toilet's so far from the door. How? Did you splurt it like your nose? Well, yeah, I remember there was like a, there was a door bus situation where there was like bloody walls at one point and we were like, wait, what happened? I don't know who it was. Was it actually bloody? I actually don't think this one was you. Jordan Morano was just telling me this story about this time that we were

I was in Elton John's old house and like you would think you'd have your shit together and apparently I like bled all over the floor and like the bedroom everywhere. Wait, what? Like I don't know, down my leg. I don't know. Because you like started your period? I guess, yeah. Damn, that's a lot of blood if it came because usually it's like a little bit at the beginning. Yeah, I know. I've never like woken up in like a blood. I'm a big bleeder. Like I'm always like, oh my God, like CSI Miami. Yeah.

In my skims thong. Stop. Oh my God. That's your campaign for skims is like bloody underwear for Halloween. That would be hilarious. That would be a good Halloween. Right? Whoa. Period underwear. Is that an invention? Like pre-bloodstained underwear? Not pre-bloodstained. But like not real blood. Oh right. Yeah. But like red like dye so that like it's. In the spot where it would be. So it's camp. That's like what your grandparents think about ripped jeans. It's like why the fuck would you buy that? Yeah.

I keep trying to think of drama to start and it's so true. No. No. We're not gonna. We're not gonna. I'm serious. I'm trying to change this week. I'm trying to shut up. But I was just thinking about like

It just it used to be so different like like Dramageddon we were talking about that today like with James Charles and like Tati and shit. It would be like one big drama that like consumed the world for like a month. Yes that's what I'm saying like those big dramas I miss. Like I remember where I was when that fucking Bye Sister video dropped. I sat and watched it in the fucking elevator room at Catch LA over and over and over again. I was like oh he's over.

And then he dropped his and then she was over. And I was like, wow. I'm so easily swayed that all of a sudden I'm like, oh, God. It was crazy to watch. I missed all of it. We rewatched all of them. And I was like, that's such a crazy thing that happened because it was... You were so on team Tati in the first one. And then when James Charles came with the receipts, I was like, these people are evil what they did to him. It was crazy. Do you know what I found out today? This is a repeat from her podcast, but I just have to express this to you right now. Do you know why Bi Sister started? Why? Because...

You know, you don't remember. I just didn't remember. It's because James Charles did Sugar Bear Hair. Yes. Yeah, she had a hair gummy brand taught to you at the time. I'm sorry. That is the dumbest shit I've literally ever heard. That's what I'm saying. And at the time, everyone was like, how could he? And I'm just thinking about the fact that if I had a hair gummy brand and you went to Coachella with Sugar Bear Hair, I wouldn't give a fuck. Yeah, well, because we sell out all the time. You're like, who cares? Yeah.

But like that is so weird. Like it's really strange to like not want your friend to have something good because it's like, you know what I mean? And like you're 37. Yeah. Like looking back, like I think that like history went down wrong. Yeah, he was like 18. They were friends when he was like 16. I think she met him when he was 16. Before CoverGirl, she said, so he's like 16. So like you kind of friends and then you think he owes you something because you helped him out at 16, which is kind of like,

Kind of loosely a definition of grooming is like you know like having this kid to be like oh you owe me something you're loyal and even in his first apology video back he was like crying and apologizing to them and I'm like why are you apologizing like you literally but he was so like warped into thinking like he owed her and her husband he's like I apologize to her husband I apologize I'm like you are overall I get where you are I'm indebted to people that help you but also like I would never be like like imagine I did like a wine deal and you were like I had disease

Yeah, like, that's just crazy. And he called her multiple times to tell her, apologize, and she ignored him and made the video, and then he called her again, and she made another video. So then, when he made his video with all the receipts, she was like, they tried to reach out to mediate and, like, whatever, and he's like, no, absolutely not. Like, I tried to. Like, they really did him dirty. She tried to say that he... This is wild. Like, that he...

would try to trick straight men into like making out with him but like then it came out that the guy was like actually gay and like it was like this whole thing and I was like she made this whole thing and I was like how dare he do this and then it was just all her facts were wrong and like it's hard with stuff like that because even if like you do like come out with receipts or whatever people are always just gonna remember that first thing yeah like there's still always gonna be people who like don't even see the second part it's also like yeah forever like thinking about it now like hearing all of that now it's like

You were his friend when you thought that he was making out with the straight guy. Yeah. You were only mad over the hair. Yeah. And now you're trying to take him down, which is like narcissistic and evil. No, she had multiple accounts of him being like he was lewd. He was this. He was this. It was so disgusting how he would like sexualize these people. And you did it at my birthday. And you did at my birthday. That's what it's from. And it's like he would say cock and balls. I'm like time and place. Like she was so crazy. I was like you are a psycho. And you did it at my birthday. And you did it at my birthday. We'll just never get drama like that again, I fear.

No people are too Careful It was a different time I feel like your drama That was so funny Like when people do like Pick out your drama We talked recently About your Bob Gate And I was like I didn't know I wasn't familiar with it So I like did a deep dive into it And I was like This is wild That this became like such drama I felt bad But like Here NC It's like sometimes You just want to tell A light hearted funny story Yeah I felt like it wasn't

so serious and it wasn't honestly like also like I read the DMs and like I really genuinely do appreciate that she came online and maybe she had no ill will and like she apologized and she handled it so classily and like you know what I mean well what I was gonna say is I but she still sent you those DMs and like no context those were crazy maybe it's a touch of the but I you there is something to be said about my like

Victim complex And like feeling Sometimes like I Everyone's like Meaning things worse Than they are I feel that too But what I was gonna say Is I loved the way That she handled it Like internally Cause she just messaged me And she was like You know that's not What I meant right And I was like Yeah it's like And she was like Okay thank you And that was it Like whereas We had another situation On the same episode Where someone was like You are I will literally Get my lawyer involved

Oh my God. Those people are so extra. I appreciated Haley for just being like, okay. I think it, dude, it is so funny when these influencers like, are like, I'm going to sue you. I'm going to get my fucking lawyer involved. I'm like, dude, let's go. Let's go. Like, like my lawyer, well, lawyer, your lawyer. And like, I'm down. Like, don't shoot. Sorry. Okay. Okay. Sorry. Like,

I only mean that when it's like you're telling the truth about a shitty influencer and then they like are like maybe lawyer. Yeah. And I know exactly what I'm talking about, but I don't want you to have to walk into the lobby again.

But like nothing happens because the end of John McGadden, just because I love it. The conclusion of John McGadden was Tati's video like one year later, like nobody was talking about it anymore. But Tati makes like another video in 2020. And it's like, OK, my lawyers are telling me I can't say this and it's all going to come out in court. And like then I asked Oscar, so what happened? He's like nothing, like no paperwork was filed, like no one did lawsuits, like it just stopped.

After that And she was probably Still just saying that To try to save her ego Well then didn't she Try to say that Like Jeffrey or somebody Like made her do it I also just want to clarify That was the video That was it Like I don't want to get Like real life sued

Yeah. Me neither. Okay, anyways. I can't afford it personally. Like, the Jeff and Dave, I mean, that's, like, so sad. That's, like, real. I mean, like, it's just, like, when these people are, like, trying to do a slander lawsuit when you're telling the truth. That's what I meant. Yeah, people have definitely tried. It's, like, also really hard because you have to, like, prove losses. You have to prove... Like, it's so hard. Also, like, you can talk about stories that are, like, out there. Or you can talk about your own stuff. And also, like, you didn't say people's names. There's just...

Even if you say people's name when it's true, it's so hard to sue people. Yeah, we told a story the other day about something that was literally what I thought was common knowledge, and then we got death threats the next morning. I heard about that, too. Complete common knowledge. It's so wild. No, that's wild. If it's a public story, that's crazy. I had someone try to sue me because I commented on a public story that was out there. I didn't know this person at all, and I just commented on a story that was so popular, and then she tried to sue me, and I was like, girl. Wait, what did you say? I don't want to bleep it. I'll bleep it. Yeah, bleep it, bleep it for sure. I don't know if I knew who that is. You know her. You're sure with the...

Yeah. I'll bleep that. She tried to sue me in Boston and California. And I was like, didn't even know who she was. And I talked about like, I just commented on the story about her, like, you know, with the girls. And I was like, oh, this is like some fucked up shit. I'm going to sue you. And I said, oh, yeah, do it. And that's wild. Then she did her name. It dropped. It dropped like so like cash grab for sure. Yeah. I think. Oh, for sure. She was like trying. And I didn't I didn't have a lawyer in Boston. So I was like trying to like

Settle out or she was oh and I didn't get like letters in the mail So it was getting to the point where it's gonna like I was gonna owe money cuz I just wasn't showing up and I was Just like well damn so then I got a lawyer boss. I was like what the fuck is this? I thought it was like fake having to get a lawyer in Boston is crazy That's a flex though. Now. You can be like my Boston my boy my boss. It was crazy People are annoying when they're like that. I mean and yeah, I've been on the situations where I'm like, oh I could sue people for sure but then I'm like

I don't know. Like, who, like, I don't know. It's also hard to prove. I think bored people sue people unless it's real fucked up shit. If it's a real fucked up shit or real business shit, yes. But when people are like, like, imagine, like, I sued Nick Vile. Yeah. Like, it's like, what? Like, you're bored. Yeah, that's weird. Yeah. Like, wait, back to Jeffrey, though. So then what happened?

She had like Jeffrey in her ear and he was like feeding all this information about James and then Tati felt pressured to make the video. It was Jeffrey and Shane, she said. Oh, and then she came out. So 2020, she's like, James is going to be here to make the video with me, but he thought I should do this myself or something. She goes, she basically blamed Shane and Jeffrey for feeding her licing that there was a bunch of victims of James Charles that were going to about to come out and that Tati should be the first one to make the video so that the other victims can come forward. And then no one came forward. And then Tati's like,

What the fuck? Like, whatever. That's what she says. That's some shit I would have gotten looped into, though. But really, because I think about it, right? Like, I'm not even 38 yet. That's how old she was when she made the video. And I was like, I couldn't imagine, right? Like, you two telling me something like, Drish, you make this video about, like, about, like, a friend. Like, James Charles, she said, was her best friend, right? So, like, you guys come to me and you're like, we just heard some shit about, oh, my God, I have no friends. Oscar or, like, Moses or something. And I'm like, oh, I better make this video before. Yeah, you're right. You're right. And she said, her excuse was, like, I was trying to protect James when I made the video. And I was like, what the hell? Yeah.

so you were just mad that he ate that little blue bear in the desert bitch like that's 100 he had the backpack on it was it was actually wild like no watching those videos are we watched all of them in their entirety it was actually crazy i was so not it's like a song i feel like it's like gonna be like a relic in in 10 years that's oh for sure like you're gonna be able to show malibu yeah there's an e-trolleywood story on it i'm trying to get in no way that's fun i was on it they interviewed me i had nothing to do with it

Fuck Bridgerton I'm going on a deep dive Of that time of like YouTube Drama again Yeah This is so That's so funny Trisha What Cause I know you just got The E True Hollywood story call And it was like E And you were like I'm down Oh yeah And I was like Not a part of the And the questions They would ask me Were so random And I knew nothing About this at all

I love it though. But I don't know why this made me think of it, but have you seen the Turpin House of Horrors? You love the Turpin House of Horrors. I can't stop showing it to people, but it's like, it's a 2020 special, but it was about this family where they do really

Is it scary? I'm not laughing at the turban I'm laughing at how much You love the turban What is it? It was just so fascinating So basically It was like this family They had 15 kids And at the time Like basically Yeah they were locked in the house Yes They never came out of the house And then one day Like one of the girls She was like 18 at the time Or 19 Got out She didn't know What a sidewalk is And she was like My kid

Siblings are tied up Or whatever Her body cam footage Like I have full goosebumps It will never not give me chills Yeah and all her siblings Had been locked in that house For all those years And they were in a track home So they had like Houses on each side Like in a neighborhood A nice neighborhood In like Tustin, California Oh Like Orange County Yeah and the neighbors Just didn't know What was going on They were like a wealthy family And they were just The kids were not allowed To stand up during the day So they couldn't be seen In the windows It was like so crazy

Crazy and horrible But And she was a little Belieber She saw Justin Bieber And that made her Want to break out And like Yeah That's iconic Yeah Oh my god But what I'm saying is Because she is like A TikToker now And like Oh She just She's obsessed with TikTok She's like She's like a Pop culture girly Like she just like Loves to do like Dances and stuff And I'm like You should have her On Just Trish Because she would Come on and she is You guys should have her On here That's very Because that's

She just followed me Jordan Turpin I think we should have her Doing stuff like that Like interviewing Like just interesting people With interesting stories Especially like You're interested in it right Like you want to know All these questions I made so many people watch it Because it was Wait a minute it was horrible But it was like I just couldn't believe it What a crazy story You know what that Just made me think of That family channel That was just Yes Did you see

Which one? There's a couple. There's a Stauffer's. But in Utah or Arizona. And they would family vlog and then the kids were locked in the room and they just broke out. And it was same thing. Nice track homes, nice houses. No, it was a $5 million beautiful house in the middle of the desert. But then they made like a dungeon room to lock them in. And they wouldn't feed them. Who was that? And the kids had like duct tape like to their bone and shit. Yeah, and they would like starve them if they got in trouble and stuff. No, that was... And they would do like...

If they got a cut or something, they'd put like cayenne and like lemon on it. Oh my God. What was it? Ruby and ketchup.

That's right. Yeah. And you know what was really fucking crazy? First of all, fuck them. It's so wild, too, because if you go back and watch the vlogs now, there's so many signs of abuse, like the kid being like she took away my room, like type shit. Oh, yeah. But she was journaling the entire time and she incriminated herself. Yeah. But it it seemed like almost like a schizophrenic, like or some type of because she's like, he has the devil in him. I have to punish him like it was wild. Yeah.

Yeah she definitely thought he was like this evil being in her house and she had to like beat it out of him or something which is like so scary. It's like psychosis or something like that's like really wild. That's so wild. I wonder how that happened. Like oh god. Yeah because she seemed so normal on like relatively normal. Well that's the thing and people followed and like it was just I don't know just strange. I'm happy they're

From the situation Yeah it's good The kids are getting out Like it's kind of wild The Turpins that we were Talking about though They all went to Different foster homes And then some of them Were still abused In the new foster homes Oh my god how awful That makes me so sad Yeah it's like

disgusting I'm such a religious person in certain aspects but then you hear things like that and it's so sad and hard to like why all the god people are gonna come for me now I'm like but what is the answer to that because I'm the same I'm in the same boat as you I was like why would he allow that like yeah I yeah I don't know I feel the same way it's hard because like religion truly is just like blind faith because the second you start trying to reason with logic it's

yeah you know but then you have little things and miracles happen right you know you see it and you're just like oh okay god like is real like you know when my daughter fell she like had this like bloody nose early on like and i was just like oh my god it's gonna like ruin her face and like literally i like prayed like the next morning she's totally fine like had her pasty the nose was like it was like her lip was really swollen and then it was like totally fine and totally like whatever so i feel like sometimes there's like miracles that happen and you're just like oh my

Oh my god Like I don't know Or divine intervention Like we said Or fate Or like Then you're like But yeah I get I don't know I'm starting to like Believe in more like Universal stuff

And like the stars and like the universe. Yeah. Stuff like that. Like more than I ever have in my life. Am I about to like, what if you, what would you do if you came over one day and I had like a Reiki garden and like crystals? Like you better admit me somewhere. I think it's another phase. Probably much more healthy than some of the phases I've seen you in. That's true. Like the emo boots were like my Reiki garden at the time. Whatever those Attico boots are that you still wear to this day are the problem. My Attico boots are fashion.

What are they? I don't even know what that is. I wear these boots a lot and Brooke is really, really cruel off camera about them. She's literally filming. She's a bully. Don't say that. They try to cancel Brooke. Don't say that. First the Joris and the Anacondas. Cruel. Just about my boots. I don't take it. I just think you're better than the boots. That's nice. It's coming from a place of love. I think you're above those boots. I love the fucking boots. I can't find a photo of the boots. They are. But it's like it's something about the boot that like they're just straight down. They're an acquired taste.

That doesn't show it. Wait, don't you have them? Aren't these not the same boots you have? They like have a skirt on them. Oh, they're kind of like Givenchy a little bit. They're like leg warmer boots. I love them. Okay, they're not bad. But I have also really bad fashion taste, so.

Well, I don't, I'm not like a fashion girly at all. You are. I don't have like, but well, I have like very base model. Like I only have like, I only wear the same outfit in different colors. Cause I don't want to say. That's the difference is like, I love weird silhouettes and like things that aren't necessarily like flattering. And well, that's where we won't see eye to eye. Cause I love like a weird, like a weird ass boot. Like I'm very uniform. Like I'm like a cartoon dresser. Cause I just like, I only, I will only buy like something if I know that it has a drawer with like 12 other things alike.

But that it's good because then you will always be able to look back on your life and you've had a more universal style. Like I definitely will always have things I look back on. I'm like, what the fuck? But at the time I thought they were cool. You know what I struggled with and I still kind of do is like not knowing like what looks good on my particular body. Like the amount of years I spent in highways to jeans. I have a torso this long. I'm bad about that too. Yeah. Like, do you know what's been pissing me the fuck off lately? What? Uh,

So you remember, obviously, that I dressed as a dollar bill. Of course I did. I walked VMAs. Can you look up Tana Mongeau dollar bill? Well, it's going to come up with you when you bid a dollar bill and you went toothless. That's true. But I dressed as this dollar bill, right, with this money clip at the MTV Movie Awards. And it was in my like dressing for crazy attention, worst dressed era. I love that. Like whatever. And it was crazy. But I got bullied so hard.

To the point that I almost like was like, okay, I'll give up. Like, you know what I mean? Like that was one of my last ones. What did they say? What was the bullying? Well, you need to see it. And then you'll be like, okay.

I thought you looked amazing. But it was like you had to stand with your legs far apart, right? No, it was a bit aggressive. Who were you with? But the other day, Kim Petras. They only make this one dress, but Kim Petras wore the same dress for this MAC campaign. The same exact one I wore. She definitely had to get it from the same designer. And everyone was like, slay, dollar girl. And nobody gave me that. And now I keep getting tagged in it. And they're like, look, Tana, you did eat. And I'm like, eh.

Where was this when I needed it? I thought you ate it at the time. I remember seeing it and being like, oh my God, that's really fun. I probably saw it. Yeah. I know there's no way that that's what you thought. I did. I like really. You ate the Attico boots. I hate them now because I feel like they don't suit you. This was me. And that's the exact reaction. Yeah. The legs are kind of everything. That's so funny. And now look at this though. I don't remember that. I remember so much, but dollar. That's kind of everything.

What was your inspo? Why did you, were you like, I love it. I love it. No, literally it was just the most asinine, like, that's probably the wrong word. I don't know, but that's my word of the week. Insane thing I could wear. But now I'm trying to find Kim Petras to show you like she just did it. It's in the group chat. Oh, yeah. She definitely slayed it. But you did too. Oh, look at her. Her legs were also far apart. Yeah, maybe you have to stand that way. It was definitely the dress.

But it's kind of wild, huh? Yeah. I don't know. Whatever. Trisha, I just really do want to tell you this was like the best day ever. And I just like appreciate you for always writing for us and coming on the canceled podcast. I appreciate it. I literally wait for you to say like I want a podcast, but I would literally do it every week with both of you. Oh my God.

Oh my god I want to come I tell you this every time Yes please That's why I DM'd you I was like Cause I never wanted to just be like Only DMing you When you're like You want to come on the podcast But I was genuinely excited About your boob job So I was like okay I would love to Yes Whenever you're available You're my favorite person On planet earth And today was just so special She got me the cutest Birthday gift too Oh I saw it It is so cute It's so cute And like it was so weird Yesterday I was talking about Wanting one of those bags So it was just like You know me so well Oh I'm so glad

Oh my gosh. You're just like the sweetest. I'm so happy. Everything is baby Elvis. Family is great. Yeah. I know you're a rush day. I was like, oh, I really wanted you to meet. Oh, I would have. I just want to ask. Really? Oh, yeah. She'll come back. She does. She only does one nap now. So she'll come down next time. Well, I just I never want to ask because I know you don't say no to people or like you don't like to say no. Right. Right. Right. Like I didn't want to ask. But you want to say no and then say yes. Anyway, you're so different. You're so different. I mean, it's so funny. I felt that today, though, like at the end, I was like, so.

But I didn't want to be like. I just felt like you had to go. Baby Elvis was in you like a week ago. You know what I mean? So I'm not going to. So little. No, but she was. Yeah. I'm like vaping. It's like, no. Like, let's wait. Wait, how big was she? She was 10 pounds. Well, she was nine pounds, eight, seven. Oh my God. No, she's a big baby. So when she came out, I was like, woo. You know, it felt such a relief. It was so great. So I'm just so, so, so, so happy for you. And I love you more than anyone in the world. I'm happy for you, girls. Congrats on the finish of your tour. I can't wait to be. We talked about that. I'm going to come to one. I want to come to like all.

The next two hours come on up. The October one. Whoever gets Trisha at their show, it's going to be the best. I want to go to like Albuquerque or something, some random one. Yeah.

We should just surprise the absolute fuck out of a crowd and it's going to be so fun. Yeah. I love that we're both in guest droughts right now because it's us, it's Paige, it's Trish. That's it. Me too. Or like our hair girl or like someone random. Like I'm done. We're done. We'll get back on it. I think there is a drought right now for sure. It's cyclical. I think it'll come back to us. Yeah. Maybe you'll get Glenn Powell soon. Yeah. I'll be working on that. Especially after all we've been talking about him.

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