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Welcome back to another episode of the Canceled Podcast. And today we are live in Bad Ending.

- That is Texas. - Y'all. - Brooke and I really, we're really showing out right now. - You guys had your cool hats. I had to borrow my hat from Niksha. - I don't know how country that hat is, I'm gonna be honest. - It's not very country, it's more Mary Poppins. - But I love that for you. I'm loving that you're still matching the hat vibe. - Thank you. - I'm more drunk than them. I did more shots of them. - She is in fact. - Yes, she's a traitor. She went downstairs and took shots without us. - We are actually past checkout in our room right now.

We were supposed to check out hours ago. Our room keys just stopped working. To be fair, that's our favorite phrase on this podcast. It's so bad. I booked this room through Monday and then I went downstairs and the front desk lady was so sweet, but she also took a shit on my face. Tell the people what really happened. That's it.

No, it's not because I was there when she checked in for this hotel. I don't remember that shit. She said, check out is Sunday. And she said, I might want to extend till Monday. And she goes, okay, well, do you want us to do that right now? And she goes, actually, I'll let you know tomorrow. I'll just come down and extend it tomorrow. She never went down. So check out was a few hours ago. They just informed us that they will be interrupting this podcast in 30 minutes to kick us out of the room. But also W Hotels, we love you. I've worked with you in the past. This is not a language. She made a song about you. I'm at the W. I'm at the W.

Oh, my God. Everyone's been making that joke to me so much all week. I really it's. Well, you are at the W. I know. I just I can't lie. I think nothing makes me cringe more than the fact that I truly wanted to be a rapper. You were really talented for a second. There's a song that ever happened. Hunter, I think it's so funny that first of all, obviously my hands behind you. I kind of feel like I'm a little hot over here. So just don't mind it. Yeah, no, you should totally interrupt my statement for the podcast to say that. That's like I've never interrupted anyone before.

I think it's just funny that we shot so many music videos and back in the day when I made the W song, we never, maybe you did because I don't remember. Clearly my memory is not the best. We never presented the idea to make our W music video at the W. No. You didn't have the kind of money. It wasn't even on the table. She could.

afford the W she's like I'm outside the W we were in Santa Monica a street we did not pay for oh my god and that day do you remember what I did remember what I did what'd you do I fell off a mountain trying to catch the drone I totally fell off a whole cliff and was like bleeding out of my arm I would've paid to see it I forgot about that and you're no but we rented this guy's car right and it was like not even rented like asked a favor of someone

And they brought us a really nice car to shoot on, but it was wrapped with like a geographic print. And I was wearing high heels and Hunter was taking photos of me. I'm not proud of this moment on the front of this car. And I put my heel in the front and like move forward and rip the entire wrap of this guy's car, like a $20,000 job. Way more than $20,000 job. It was a Audi R8 right when it came out as well. Um, and,

the line of her heel went from the top of the hood all the way down to the edge of it. And then she said, Hunter, we got to go. And I said, yeah. To be fair, I later offered to pay him back in pussy. It didn't work. We didn't fuck. But I mean, you know, are you admitting online that you solicited sexual acts in exchange for product? No, it's more so like, I mean, it's more so, it's more so like, oh my God, I'm so sorry. In exchange for forgiveness, actually. No, exactly. Like, I'm so sorry I ripped your car. Like, do you want to blowjob?

Yeah. I don't think anyone should be mad about my sexual actions though because this entire trip Brooke and Hunter have decided to fully adapt their only personality trait being that they're fucking. Sorry about that guys. We in fact are fucking. Yeah. I'm just kidding. We are not. I've never even kissed Hunter. Not even once. Except for the fact that she's- But it's funny to joke about. Except last night. Yeah, except last night. And they're having so much fun with this but to the point that Nisha and I are here and they have-

We've been made very uncomfortable. Nisha and I keep saying that we would... Very uncomfortable. I would so much rather you guys literally... I would rather watch you guys fuck for 30 minutes than spend every waking moment with you guys. That can be arranged. Yeah, that's pretty wild. Just let us know. However, Tana's new threat whenever she... Like, I'm doing something that she doesn't like is to, like... Like, today she threatened that she would start doing her own sexual acts. Yeah.

Yesterday at a restaurant, she was behaving inappropriately. And I was mortified as I always am in a public setting. But you're also mortified by my entire existence. So maybe. She told me if I didn't take a shot, she would get naked in the middle of the restaurant and then proceeded to actually start stripping. Anytime I do something or don't do something for her, she just slowly takes her clothes off until I do it. I'm not going to lie throughout.

People of public nudity works y'all like if you ever want something done just tell everyone you'll get also We do not recommend this to everybody. You don't just get naked if you're over 18 I recommend it Oh, no, yeah, okay Oh, is that like super illegal? Yeah, well if you do it to people who aren't your friends, we don't mind seeing you naked Yeah, like I mean for yourself. I mean just to be fair. It's you know, honestly, I'm gonna move on So guys

I'm single. Yeah, they know. Everyone knows. Oh, baby, they know. They know in Belgium. I think the only good thing, funny thing at least, nothing good came out of this, of my breakup is the fact that you guys mocking me was very funny. All my friends, it's kind of a trend right now. If you want to take a photo of yourself on your Instagram story and mock me and just say that you're single.

Feel free to join in. - We've talked about this before. Every time they got in an argument, she would just be like, "I fucking hate this guy." Blah, blah. And this time it's for real. And we think, we don't really know.

But yeah, she posted maybe roughly 12 seconds after the phone call of the breakup that I'm single with a smiley face on her Instagram story. I think it was a white heart. No, it was a smiley face, but it was a passive aggressive smiley face. I was definitely very angry. You know, it's not that I'm happy to be single. Of course, I wish it were. Like, love him to death. You guys always vouch for that. Great friend, great person. I love him. And what do we get if by the time this podcast comes out, you guys are back together? Maybe like, I don't know, like a measly million? Oh.

I'll settle for rent. Fair enough. I understand. To be honest with you, though. Buenos dias, world, from the San Diego Zoo Wildlife Alliance. I'm Marco Wendt. And I'm Rick Schwartz.

And we're your hosts for season three of Amazing Wildlife, a show from iHeartRadio Ruby Studio and the global conservation organization behind the San Diego Zoo and the San Diego Zoo Safari Park. Listen as we dive into the efforts here in San Diego and spotlight the heroes working worldwide to care for the species you know and love. Listen to Amazing Wildlife on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. I think that this...

relationship and this breakup yes and I'm saying this with a grain of salt because tomorrow I could just be back on my bullshit right but I think I'm at my wits end of toxicity okay I think that might be my and I nobody believes me

I really don't believe it at all. I completely understand why you. But it is very awesome that you think that. I wouldn't believe me either, to be fair. So I'm saying it fully with a grain of salt. But I think that my past few relationships have definitely possessed a lot of toxicity. And this, I'm at my wits end. I don't know if I can do it anymore. I think my next human, once I heal, because I'm not going to make a dumb move, like jump into another relationship like I have in the past, will be someone who isn't.

or creates toxic energy with me. This is growth, guys. I don't know if you've ever seen her in her past relationships. Probably every person has. Her saying this is amazing. I actually tried setting up with someone. Didn't go very well. Well, he just served me. He was a billionaire. Thank you, Hunter. I met with him in Dallas this weekend, obviously after my breakup. He was offered to me first and then he got swooped.

But to be fair, you can swoop him back. I've never met someone with more virgin energy. I love him to death. Like we'll be amazing friends, but I mean, wow. Yeah. Um, but I think in the past I thought that being toxic was like a quirky personality trait. Maybe I still think that in the past that was yesterday. Yeah.

The old me, like three hours ago. You guys don't know me anymore. I'm a new bitch. I thought it was very quirky and I'm starting to realize that that's not the life I want to live. So, I mean, I guess, yeah. Turning over a new leaf, some might say. Some might say, yeah. So, I mean, I don't even know. I'm so sad that you're going on tour because I'm going to try to heal from this rationally, but you know me. I love a good distraction. This is the worst time I think I'm going on tour now. I just want you to be like,

single for a while. I've never seen you be single for more than like 30 seconds. I agree. And this is the time to be single. Pete Davidson is single. And to be honest with you, I mean, obviously last week I was in a relationship and we found out Pete was single and I had to really hold back my excitement. And I don't mean that in a hurtful way. That's just my number one celebrity crush. It is Brooks too. You didn't even hold back your excitement. You found out while we were all together and then he was sitting next to you and he said, oh my God, Pete Davidson is single again.

next to him and I was like, holy shit. I mean, sorry. But he looks at the waitress and Tana's like, I'm going to beat your ass. Very true. Toxic. Moving on. That's the old me, you guys. Another news, Brooke tried texting Pete the other day and it sent green messages

I did. I mean, I think that it'd be fun. He either blocked me or changed his number. I'm going to go with blocked me or changed his number. Blocked me is cooler because that means he put forth energy. Well, I wouldn't be surprised if he blocked me because the last message I sent him, Tana wrote herself. She drafted it on her own and sent it without my permission. Okay, to be fair. Okay. I mean, so here's the thing. So Brooke matched

First of all, I never say this. People always ask me my number one celebrity crush and I just lie. I'm like, I don't know because I don't want to claim that because I think that obviously Pete Davidson stands would be like, get a job, stay away from him. And I get it. He's flawless. You know what I mean? Like he deserves better than Tana Mongeau. Like fully, fully, fully. Okay, suck a dick and die. But moving on. I know, but agreeing just really hurt me. But

I lost my train of thought. Oh, so, I mean, no, I love him more than anything. He's the number one person ever. I think I know everything about him in a very, maybe creepy, obsessive way. And Brooke, it hurts me to say it. It hurts me to hear. No, yeah. No, now that she's taken, maybe I can... You need to get backstory because I...

Years ago, like before I even think I knew you, I DM'd him on Instagram. He only has Instagram in like sporadic time periods, like when he's promoting something. Like if a movie comes out, he reactivates his Instagram, has it for a week, whatever. Very creepy she knows that. To be fair, I completely knew it. I know that because I messaged him. I said like hi or something and immediately he goes, just text me because I'm about to delete my Instagram. Which is so painful because the amount of DMs I've sent him in those sporadic waves and unsent and fully just been left. I got him at a perfect time. So he DM'd me back and he's like...

Like here's my number, whatever. We texted for a little while and he was living in New York. He still is living in New York. And I was like,

that's so funny that you live in New York because I'm actually about to be in New York I of course was not about to be in New York but booking the next JetBlue mint flight there I did I literally booked a flight the next day and that's not around I was there that weekend and I'm texting him like hey I'm in New York like what's good flew there just based on one message I love to be I mean my friend was visiting New York that week also so I was like I just I'm like oh my god I

There was no mutual Savannah and I went together and I was like, oh if I see him I see him if I don't like whatever I'm in New York But we were texting the whole time. He's sending me voice memos the whole time I was there and also which is insane I would shit my little fucking buddy was filming the Judd Apatow movie. And so he was like odd or like on A different island. I don't know how New York like really works. But anyway, we never met up and then years later we matched on a dating app and

And it's like my second chance. I'm like funny seeing you here. - And imagine getting two motherfucking chances. - We exchanged a couple messages. - I would give a toe. I would have four toes on one foot if I could have one fucking chance on my granny's grandchildren. - Well, you didn't get one. - Well, let's let him know what happened. I exchanged a few messages. Tana decides that she would be better to handle the conversation on her own. And so she texts him, which by the way, I don't do any drugs. She messages him, I'm high on shrooms.

what do I do? Or like something like out of pocket. But to be fair, here, here, no listen, here's my thought process. At that time, Pete Davidson was in a very insane mushroom phase. He loved doing mushrooms every single day. No, he didn't fucking tell me that Brooke because he leaves me on scene. No, no, no, but him and MGK were microdosing mushrooms like every single day. I knew that through MGK. Microdosing is not getting overused.

absurdly high but he also gets absurdly high he did that in his last comedy bit he discussed that how he like speaks baby I know that I'm literally such a sucker it's so embarrassing but he loves mushrooms it's a very known thing about him so I felt like it'd be something that they could A. it's a conversation starter B. Pete Davidson is very spunky with his sense of humor and C. someone is trying to kick us out of the room right now D.

- Oh no. - That could be close. - D, I just felt like it would work. I don't know, I felt like, when you're messaging a very-- - Did it end? Is it still going? - When you're messaging a very famous guy,

Yeah. Sup, you two? My leg's numb. My leg is sweating. Yeah, I'm so hot in this blanket. Oh my God, can you guys stop bitching? I'm trying to... I don't even know. I just wanted to be mad. This morning, Tana decided she was going to chuck her puff at my head. So I have to wear this hat because it's blocking the huge bump I have on my head. No, show them your wealth. He has a wealth. Don't worry about it. I threw... Lock it. Lock the fucking door.

Sorry, guys. This is a really things are going wrong right now. But I'm at the W. Can't afford a room. To be fair, we really just want to start doing podcasts in other cities. So we're trying this out. But clearly it's not. I mean, we're literally just. No, I think we can make this work. Comment down below what country or what country you'd like to see us in. Yeah. Like Guam. I love Brazil. No, but it's honestly very funny because we could fully be in a hotel room like in L.A. Like it's not like we're like, welcome to Dubai.

No, like Logan Paul when he goes to another city, he has a full set there. It possesses the other city. We do. We're just in a bed. There's no point. Should we have the Whataburger on the bed with us?

That's like a Dallas staple. Actually, I mean, they have that like literally everywhere. Dallas has actually been so fun, though. We've been definitely getting very ratchet. The club scene here is very different, though. You guys came in a couple of days earlier than I did. Yeah. You guys got after it pretty hard. Yeah, but I was saving myself. I was like, okay, the real day that we block out and go really crazy as a family is going to be the first night that Hunter's here. And then Hunter just decided...

I'm an alien for the night. Well, Hunter showed up. I know, but you didn't really hardly drink. No, you were not fun last night. And I'm not pressuring you, but I'm just saying you ruined my time. Last night at dinner, I look at Hunter and I go, I came here to have fun with you in Dallas. And he goes, you invited yourself. Like, damn. Like, okay, I came with Nisha fully. Like, gotta go. Gotta blast. You broke my heart.

She invited herself and then invited me to a trip she invited herself to. And honestly, that's what I did. I'm glad you guys came. It's our last hurrah before we go. He's only being nice because we're on a podcast. Anyways, I was insanely hungover yesterday. I came from a bachelor party in Vegas. No, he showed up fully puking. Yeah, I threw up on the flight the entire way here. Didn't go to sleep the night before and then threw up all morning as well. And what did you have to do that morning? I had a date.

roughly five minutes after I was throwing up. Buenos dias, world, from the San Diego Zoo Wildlife Alliance. I'm Marco Wendt. And I'm Rick Schwartz.

And we're your hosts for season three of Amazing Wildlife, a show from iHeartRadio Ruby Studio and the global conservation organization behind the San Diego Zoo and the San Diego Zoo Safari Park. Listen as we dive into the efforts here in San Diego and spotlight the heroes working worldwide to care for the species you know and love. Listen to Amazing Wildlife on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

I know. Keep them going. I...

- Come on, Alden. - Niksha is Hunter 3.0. And it's funny 'cause they look very similar too. - He is better though. - Except you're literally just taller, hotter, faster, stronger, better. - And it is pretty sick because like-- - And even humbler. He's off camera right now, like, "No, man, I love Hunter." Nah, he knows. He knows. - You know, he's very aware. - He fucking knows what's good. - And guess what? It's okay. I rep him. - But so Hunter went to a date, and I think this is so funny too because Hunter, I kid you not, I would insert the clip, but you know, we're in Dallas in a hotel room, don't have everything going on for me. It'll be in my vlog in eight months.

But I guess we could do it in post. But I come into the hotel room from a mysterious place. It doesn't matter where I was. But I come into the hotel room and Hunter just got here, projectile vomiting. And he's going on a date with this girl. And directly after the date, she is going to a day long Christian convention.

i like that i mean like and there's nothing wrong with that i love religious people i spent so much time when i thought that i wanted taylor holder like going to church with him loving god like i get it like you could definitely play up the god card for someone not that i'm playing up the god card taylor if you're watching this i love god is great my god is stronger fully see i like god you don't

I asked Hunter the other day to name one religious song and he looks at me deadpan and goes, our song is the Slamma Screen Door. Are you kidding me, Taylor Swift? I am a T-Swift stan. That's not a Swifty. If you were really a Swifty, you would call it a Swifty. I am a Swifty. That is true. So he went on a date with this girl who was headed to a Christian convention, extremely hungover. How did the date go, Hunter? What do you think? I thought it went well. She was super sweet. Everything about her is really awesome. I just think that I...

she probably should be with someone who's like super, super religious. Speaking of someone that you're with being with someone else, Hunter's other main hope this week, we found out something about her that I don't think is that bad. I love talking about Hunter's dating life. Cause I feel like Brooke and I kind of talk about our dating life, like on Tik TOK or Twitter, like so much. We think it's a full personality trait, just being with like toxic men. Um, but Hunter doesn't talk about anywhere else. So it's fun to like air him out. I don't mean to do that. Um, but,

You just found out that a girl you've been... She's not a hoe. She's a nice, wholesome girl. And there's nothing wrong with being a hoe, you fucking slut shamer. Oh, sorry. Calling someone a hoe and being slut shamed? Yeah. Okay, cool.

Okay, cool. Moving on. Someone informed me this past weekend while I was in Las Vegas that she's actually an undercover porn star. There's nothing wrong with that, but it's very funny because Hunter's asked her very much. She has a lot of money. And I'm talking a lot of money. Like several Lamborghini Uruses. Like lives in an insane high-rise. Like...

dripped out in diamonds, like, you know, just like a lot of money. And she does OnlyFans. And I mean, I do OnlyFans. I can't buy three Uris's right now. I mean, I guess I could, but it'd be very irresponsible. And so, and I mean, when I'm looking at our OnlyFans numerics, they're pretty similar, but

- If not, it doesn't matter. - You bought her OnlyFans? - Yeah, I bought her OnlyFans actually. - Wow. - Why am I like this? - Was it fire? - It was fire, but also unlike anything I've ever seen. She does some very different things on OnlyFans. Not even crazy, just different. But nothing even sexual, just different. And I've always wondered how she has that much money. And I guess we found out that she's been not telling Hunter the whole truth and doing some crazy porn.

I still don't believe it. I think. Why don't you just become a porn star? I believe it. I don't want to be a porn star. She's hot. Yeah, she's insanely beautiful. She's so hot. She's literally so fucking hot. We, we,

We met, we were at the, we're at the W right now. I'm at the W and we went to the rooftop the other day and I met this girl who was a fan and she was very sweet and she was like, oh, what are you doing today? I was like, I was swimming by the pool and I was like, oh, what are you doing today? And she was like, I'm actually about to get gang banged and double penetrated. Like right now, I'm a porn star but she does CGI porn. She has someone CGI her face. No, I think she said that she just had no face in it or like they blurred out her face. I don't think that she, no, she was saying he edits it and it takes 30 hours. Oh. No,

No, fully. I was grilling her because I was like, I want to get gang banged if someone can CGI my face. Whose face would you put on your face getting gang banged? Like, who do you want to see get gang banged? Who do I want to see get gang banged? Margot Robbie and I want to be a part of the gang bang. Oh, I'm so in love with her. It's like a whole thing. I was trying to fuck this girl for so long because she looks like Margot Robbie, but then she ended up being crazy. Guess who? Ain't that the truth. It's fine. Whatever. I really want to get gang banged though.

I've been watching gangbang porn lately. Have you ever seen gangbang porn? I've not seen gangbang porn. You've never seen a porn of a gangbang? I'm only interested in seeing like 12 dicks. No, I understand. It's like one girl up like this. Like her legs are up like this and then it's one guy like fucking her pussy, one fucking her asshole, one fucking her mouth, sometimes several people in those holes and then she's jacking off dicks too. That is absolutely insane. Now that I said that all,

out loud I realize that it looks a little bad me saying that I want to do it it's more so that I feel like I've tried a lot of things so I'm trying to branch out if you're in a branch out I think it's like skydiving you know scuba diving maybe I don't think it's getting gangbanged my business email is below if you'd like to gangbang me let me know I think I was gonna be going through like what the fuck are these 85,000 emails a gangbang query

Speaking of, I don't even know, toxic people that we've spent some time with, we got a lot of hate on the last podcast. We are really sorry about that. And by we, I mean it's really her fault. Yes, that's what you should tell the people. Y'all really love her. Hunter, the comments are your team book. You're really going to say it's her fault. You're about to be next. No, I'm saying because you guys love her so much. That's why it's her fault. Well, we love her so much. I guess in the moment, I kind of assumed...

Meek shot. We got to go. No, I mean, I guess in the moment, I just kind of thought it was more banter energy and was trying to play along to it. But watching it back that, you know, I've I've loved Harry. I've spent a lot of time with him as a friend. I think he came into set with an energy that he doesn't always possess. He's also sober.

I know, but he was also like on go. For sure. I love you to death, Harry, but you were on go. Yeah, I think he was going through it or something that day. I can't recall a time where he's ever acted like... No, it was just like rude like that. I didn't... Whoa, come on. No, no, I agree. Jam him again. I think it was an anomaly. Harry... He was rude. Harry's been a very good friend to me and a very sweet person. Anytime I spend time with him, he's a very good guy. But obviously in that podcast, it's undeniable. The energy just came across very...

Interesting. I came out the wrong way, maybe. Anyway, yeah, they're both huge bullies and I hate them. No, 100%. Hunter and Harry should honestly just fuck. I don't know why anyone ever should meet with Harry or you with Harry. I think that Hunter should just suck his cock. I have no interest in that, but thank you for the offer. I wouldn't recommend it to a friend. Brooke, I'm not going to lie. I think you should continue to be exactly the energy you are because I think... Yeah, no, I'd be pissed. I don't mind Harry. I don't dislike Harry. I just...

I feel no type of way toward Harry at all. There you go. I think, I mean, obviously I just, if I fuck someone and then they possess an energy. That's what I don't fuck with. Like if a guy, it happened to me a lot in college where like I'd hook up with a guy and then afterward they'd be all of a sudden be like rude or like not want to talk to me. And it's like, I didn't want to fuck you.

- It's also just like, I think if you're putting your genitals together, you did that. - Collab. - So don't collab. - So don't possess an energy. - It's deciding when it's okay for you to talk about it and make me uncomfortable in front of people. We've been at dinners where he'll be like, "Well yeah, you sucked my dick that one time." And then we say it on the podcast and he's like, "Why would you bring that up?" - Interesting. - Which is just-- - Have you denied any,

- I denied Bryce Hall for years. - Oh, you did? I forgot. - I did. I mean, well, I mean, Bryce Hall and I definitely like fucked. - So why'd you deny? Because you didn't wanna deal with the- - Because he said I sucked his toes on Twitter and I was sick. - You did though. - I know, but there's no need to just straight up, like we were Twitter fighting and then he said like, "Fuck you, you suck my toes." So obviously I just couldn't go down bad like that. You know what I mean? - You're like, "I said I'm gonna lie." - Lying solves everything.

But I've never really lied about fucking anyone other than Bryce. And now that he's clouded and amazing and grown so much, I no longer deny it. You're doing a video right now. Yeah. I mean, good timing. I'm down for that to be completely, completely cut off. You know what I mean? That's very cool. So stay gorgeous. You know what I mean? Who's next on your list? Now that you're single again, who do you think you're going to attack next? Who are you interested in? Not that it's an attack. Right.

No, no. I just meant like go after. Right. But also maybe you shouldn't. I was actually just going to say, I don't, I'm not like specifically really looking any for one, looking for anyone. I mean, you're completely right though. It's not realistic. Absolutely at all. Right. Um, I've been debating. I've actually been,

sincerely debating apologizing to my ex all day but no one will let me. I'm not going to say which one and there's no need to say it. Today one of her exes decided to DM her after seeing that she was single and I really The worst one. The literal worst one. Well they're talking about Brad too so I'm just going to say it. No I don't want to give him the platform. He wants the clout so bad. I agree. This guy really was just a horrible person when they were together towards me and towards everyone. I just wasn't a fan of him. That's why Hunter's bad. Not because he was bad to me because he was bad to him. Yeah to be honest I didn't do anything wrong and

Yeah, he was just very threatened by our friendship. But I do think at the time there was a larger stigma around our friendship. Now we are very clear about being friends. But at the time, I think a lot of people thought we weren't. Anyways, he provided nothing.

Nothing. No, I mean, obviously he cheated on me. You know Hungry Tiger. That's exactly how I feel. And obviously. He was a hungry tiger. And guess what? He cheated on you. How did he cheat on you? I don't know. No, 100%. Obviously, at the end of the day, I'm not going to defend anyone who cheated on me. We've made amends and I do forgive him. And I hope he's better now. And like, we're on chill terms. Nice. It's not like we talk that much. I faced him one time in Miami. You absolutely screamed at me for that. Yeah.

You were sick, furious. I was at dinner. Brad and I are on good terms. Last time we were in Miami, I FaceTimed him and Hunter was absolutely sick at me for even doing it. You were furious. I was mad, for sure. Furious. Well, I just wanted to be on good terms because I think that's something that you can take for granted sometimes being on good terms with your ex. Speaking of the one I want to be on good terms with, call me back. But...

Yeah, I think I didn't like the way he treated you afterwards and during. And because of that, I'm out. I agree. For those reasons, I'm out. Word to Shark Tank. For those reasons, I'm out. No, I was fully sitting next to single Jack Galinsky face. I mean, Brad Sousa, like, get it together. Daddy. Can we get Jack Galinsky, Sammy...

other Jack can we get them on the podcast and have just like a big podcast orgy not like actual but like no I've had moments where I absolutely do hate having an orgy with all of them you can guess which ones I fuck of them I actually haven't fucked any of those people but a few of them might have eaten my ass on a roof and she won't let us forget it

No, because it was so amazing. He ate my ass on a roof and it was so iconic. Like we were on there. There was a whole house party to hundreds of people downstairs. And we snuck up on this roof and he ate my ass. We didn't do anything else. We made out and he ate my ass. I cannot make this up. That's all that happened. Buenos dias world from the San Diego Zoo Wildlife Alliance. I'm Marco Wendt. And I'm Rick Schwartz.

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Brooke is obsessed with reading the podcast comments. I'm talking like, I'm talking like every eight seconds. It makes me feel so happy. If you're commenting on this podcast right now, just know Brooke is absolutely reading it, reacting to it and taking it. Literally a podcast comment is never up for more than 30 seconds before I see it. Like I literally, I'm checking them that often. She's like report, like report. No, I like,

I like all this. 100%. I told Brooke the other day that it's important in a possession of attention or fame to remember that you are indifferent of all opinions of you, whether they're good or bad. You know, at every moment, people are calling you Jesus and telling you to kill yourself. Yes, Jesus. But you are neither. Oh, my God. But you are...

You're neither of those things. I love you, Jesus. For the love. And Brooke looked at me and she said, well, I'll remember that when they're bad about me. Well, yeah, because I don't need to be indifferent of people's opinions of me if they're nice.

Yeah, but just never get too high, never get too low, folks. I know. But Brooke is too high right now, so continue to gas her. But also, I'm very humble. I just really appreciate all of the support. But I also agree that after the last podcast...

No, I just honestly, okay, this is what it is. I left that podcast. Everyone knows everyone here was there. Yes. And I left it being like, I felt so weird after that. The energy was off. I felt just so uncomfortable after it. And I was like, this is our podcast producer offset going. Well, because I said that to everybody and I never, we get sent the episodes obviously before they come out. I never listened to it because I was like, this is like, it just made me feel so awkward. I didn't even want to hear it. Right.

And so then I was validated by the comments, all the people being like, wait, that was fucking weird. 100%. I actually was just going to say, you deserve the gas after that episode. I appreciate that everyone... Because I mean...

Like, obviously there were people in the comments being like, oh my God, Tana was defending Harry so hard. I think I was just trying to keep the vibe less awkward and like give him shit and like whatever. But like, I would die for Brooke. Obviously, you know that she's my best friend. Like I would defend Brooke absolutely to the core. So it's like seeing people like resonate with the fact that that like was not on her is important. It's also important to note that I, we,

we have creative control over the podcast. At any point, if I were to be like, okay, I don't want that in, that makes me actually so uncomfortable, I would have had it cut. So it's not like they're just bullying me on the podcast and I have no control over it. We all banter and we all say things. I talk about how Tana doesn't shower and she smells. She actually doesn't smell. She doesn't smell, yeah.

I actually smell literally like shit right now. They really do. But I keep rinsing them. I get the yesterday before I went to see a boy and sing them. She goes like this and drops the water on. It's really.

that I thought that was like a good remark back I was like check this one out I keep rinsing them but the point is as long as I'm gonna feel like comfortable dishing it I'm gonna be able to accept it but it's like right like I get where people were like no and that's very much our friend group as well I think that we all have very dark sense of humor and almost enjoy the banter it's not like oh my god I am sweating so much I know Hunter's absolute like cock sweat is just in the bed what? Brooke's like yeah

That was my singer. That was my podcast singer. I felt good about that one. I'm not going to fucking lie to you guys. I thought I was going to go into this podcast today. I was getting ready today on the absolute brink, literally borderline. I'm on the edge. That's our song of the day. Last week, our song was like, these streets will make you feel better.

Because I wanted to be single, but then it happened and now I'm like, I'm on the edge. But I fully thought I was going to go into this sad, but it actually cheered me up very much. I think that us talking our shit has been really good. What else is going on this week? Anything? He's like, you're happy anyways. Yeah. I mean, I'm trying to think about pop culture this week, but I feel like not a lot.

really happened but also we've just been blacked out in Dallas to the point that I'm really like looking at the Twitter trends. I just looked at my podcast notes and I cannot make this up. The only thing on it is Hunter hit Megan Fox. Okay. I did not hit Megan Fox. It was an accident. One time we were at a party and I was walking past she was walking past me and I was like moving my arm or something like that and I hit her in the stomach and she's like oof and then Literally Megan Fox oofed him. And then MGK apologized and

He to him to make a situation think he kind was like my bad. We're walking. We're kind of getting right around Yeah, so I didn't actually hit her It was I honestly don't know why I brought it up just in the moment It was very funny watching Megan Fox be like oof, but you're actually about to literally be on tour with her. Yeah, are you excited? Yes, I am very excited for tour and how excited extremely excited how excited I'm getting the fuck out of you What would you do if hunter came back with the girlfriend?

Like what would I do? He met in like Mississippi. If she was dope, I'd be happy. I think you'd be sick. I'm not. You know it's a bit, right? Come on.

It's a bit. It's for sure a bit, y'all. No, I'm just kidding. Everyone on tour is in a relationship pretty much except for me. So I don't really see it as like a crazy. Nessa and Jaden give me hope. Nessa and Jaden definitely give me hope. I know a lot of people have such controversial opinions about Nessa and Jaden, but I think that people often forget the fact that they're so young. Think about at their age, how many times like,

And I know people are going to be like, oh my God, homie hopping, that's not right. Or like whatever the fuck. But like, I don't know about y'all, but at their age, I definitely did some shit like that. Like you're 19 years old, 18. I do some shit like that. To this day. No, no. Mindy's back.

He's back. No, no. I resonate with that. I think that like often people forget that like when you're in the public eye, you're still a human who lives life and maybe two people vibe better than two other people. Especially since like, especially in the social media space, I feel like it's similar to being in like, like a high school because it's like all these kids have like this like new clout and like, it's kind of, it's like the same vibe. They're all like high school age and realistically like,

Jaden's not going to date some like random girl with like who has no like You never know but I mean He could but like He's a good guy It's like you know it's fun to date or like cool to date somebody who kind of knows what you're going through and like has a similar lifestyle to you That's why they're so perfect It's not so out there for them to like date You know what I mean

Their energies match like really, really well. They, whenever I see them together, they interact so, so well. They're the same person in a way. Their music that they can create together. They, they also did something that's really cool rather than like go hard in like the TikTok space and influencer space. Did something they're passionate about. Did something they're passionate about and went the music route and they're super successful and it's awesome.

Sorry to cut you off, bro. Doing what you love with someone that you love too is the best, absolute best feeling in the world, in my opinion. So I like 100% am so happy for that. I also, I mean, maybe I'm too far for saying this, but I've, from all parties, have heard a lot of off-camera tea that makes me resonate with why they did that. Especially Nessa. I think that one thing that I really respect about Nessa is she, because if I were in Nessa's shoes, I think that she withholds a lot of

you know, maybe this is just my opinion, but she withholds a lot of things she could say to vindicate herself. She could come on and say, and fuck y'all because of this and fuck everybody because of this. And everyone would forgive her. The entire public would be like, oh, okay. She chooses not to. And she chooses entirely the higher world. Like, you know what? I'm happy. I'm going to make music. I'm going to say what I feel through my art. And if people want to fucking hate me, they can. And I think that is dope as fuck because I would be out here swinging on everyone if people were, you know what I mean? Like doing that. And like, I think she's a young girl who's actually been through

through a lot. And it's last week on TikTok, there was that video of her in an interview that everyone was like making so viral of her being like, I, you know, I'm just a broken person, but I mean like for real, like she's been through a fucking lot and she's such a strong individual. And the fact that they're just like happy is dope. And it's funny. Cause even when I'm like posting them, like they're so cute. People are like, why would you do that? And I'm like, okay, but like Mads is happy too. Like it's like entirely this,

situation could be better maybe I'm wrong for saying that you know but I mean and even for I'm not saying that even in shade to Josh because it's like I hope he he finds exactly what makes him happy as well you know like it's just I don't know I think it's it's not as bad as people make it out to be it's more so that they're just in the entire public eye people forget that people are human

For sure. People do forget that. That's for real. We just got so deep and I want someone to vindicate me like this in my current relationship, honestly, my current breakup. Not gonna happen. No, yeah, I don't feel like it's the same thing. Yeah, it's very different. You know what? Honestly, fair fucking point. Fair point. I think though that...

I just want to vindicate myself. I'll stop. No, things are looking up, I think, for everyone involved. I think that as much as this is trash, and I probably, you guys definitely come for me for having Twitter fingers, for airing my shit out on social media. That's what, you have to stop that. That's like my least favorite quality about you is that you run to the internet, maybe because I've been a victim of it at one point in my life. Two.

Yeah, you fucking victims of Miss Mojo. You guys should like, I get how you feel in the moment. You just feel very passionate about something and you're like, and that's your thing. You post on the internet. No, but I get what you're saying. If I withheld some of it, it would do me definitely more justice. But I just think it's, it's,

important like kind of the same way it's like if you run to your friend and tell him like all the bad things your boyfriend like did to you or whatever they're never gonna like him again like you'll forgive him and like no one else will that's what you're doing kind of setting Chris up to just be like well I hope people forgive him it's not that I'm just angry I think that to be fair you tweeted cheaters never win and he didn't cheat on her well um

I'm going to withhold anything I'm going to say right now because I'm not trying to slander anyone. I'm on your team. You're my best friend. I'm on your team. I'm just saying, I just want, I wanted people to know that that tweet, he did not cheat on her. Well,

Stay tuned for the next episode of Cancelled. No, I'm just kidding. I'm sorry. I'm on your team. I love you. No, honestly, I'm loving this. I'm loving this entire energy and I think it's good to have people that challenge you versus yes men around you and who keep it very honest with you. So I'm not against that. My only defense is I've always been this way. In high school I was like this. I have always been a social media person and I guess I look at my fans as my friends. I'm just like I want to update them as my every fucking feeling and mood, but

there's definitely a point where I could possess more maturity and not do it I'm definitely looking forward to the future when I do that but it's not it'll be cool when it happens yeah listen self-awareness is the most important part as long as you know what you're doing is a little when I really it's fucked to say but when I really love and respect someone I try I refrain from that more um

Don't say that. Damn, that's wild. That hurt me. Yeah, it hurt me too. Okay, you know, honestly, I'm hurt. So maybe I'm just stabbing back. Who knows? It's definitely not a situation where like...

He's so wrong. I think we're both like it's just toxic like it's good - I almost feel like it would be interesting to see you in a relationship that like you don't publicize at all To see be like the to like all the sudden you're single and people didn't even know you weren't I Mean for a long time I didn't publicize what Chris and I were doing but I guess that's because we weren't official and I wanted to like be a thought so it doesn't really count I give you're saying I would definitely love to do that. I think right now I'm in a place though where that's not as practical

And I almost like being with people who are in my space and understand what I do. What I would love to see from you is like kind of like an Ariana Grande vibe where she dated someone who's like on her level financially. Like no Dalton. He he is like he's really very successful, but in a very like non-public career. I mean, he's a real estate agent. And like I would love to see you with somebody who's like low key, but like on your level. You know, when I spend time with people like that.

Often it's more of an alone feeling because I feel like they still just don't understand a lot of the things that are...

are a part of your life but if I were to ever be able to find someone who maybe was in this space but with a more low-key job and it worked or something like that that would be amazing I don't know I feel like it can be learned though like I don't think any of us came into it understanding I met you and I was like what the fuck is this I think someone can be learned but I've dated people even I'm not even in the space on the level that you are but even just being in it and like working around it and I dated a girl from San Diego who like

which is a normal work she's now pregnant with a kid she had the kid um oh congratulations congratulations buenos dias world from the san diego zoo wildlife alliance i'm marco wendt and i'm rick schwartz

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Oh my God. Damn, I would do anything to trade places with her though. She sucked his dick while we were dating and I went through her phone and saw it. You know, honestly, honestly, what if she was lying? What do you mean lying? I just want to vindicate. Such a sexy little virgin. He said, send me. He said, come over right now. She went over to his house, sucked his dick, came home. I was like, I read her messages on her phone and she was like, I didn't, he didn't come. I just sucked his dick and I stopped halfway through. See,

If you let me do this, I could assure you would come. You stopped halfway through. Finish the job. You're not going to finish the job. No, at that point, you might. No, I would. Yeah, no, 100% finish the job. And I need someone to finish the job. We were not going to use his name at all. There's no way we can keep his name in this. That's so illegal. Okay, we'll bleep it every time. But just know if you're watching this and you know who you are, I would love to just give you that neck. I've been trying. That was happening at the same time.

The girl that was my ex before, the girl that just did that. See, but so what if I made up some bullshit like this? It's not bullshit. I was out of town and she's like, hey, can I use your bong? And I was like...

Sure, like whatever. And then she sends me a photo of her naked on my bed with my bong. I'm like, I hope you don't mind if I use this. But I know you were like, yeah, baby, fucking smoke that weed. I was like, yeah, of course not. Go ahead. Maybe put some clothes on, but like, go ahead. That's not what I said. And then she came and... She came. The weird part was she stayed friends with my roommate after we broke up. So she would come over to hang out with my roommate. I remember that. She didn't know before. I remember one time... And then so she would stay and then...

she was like, can I come by and smoke your bong? And I was in my room and then she. And this was during the phase that everyone we were ever with hated each other. Like we were just talking about with Brad. Tana's going to new Tana on this trip. I want to applaud you for that. Tana, I don't even know the girl who's in Dallas right now. She has woken up at a totally normal hour every single day that we've been here. Mm-hmm.

Completely just ready to go, down for everything, hasn't been sleeping the whole time. We've been on time to everything. We made our flight the first try. I'm not going to lie, and this is sad to say, but I mean, I was definitely, I've definitely been in a relationship and it's one of those things where...

it's definitely the type of relationship where we haven't spent a second without each other, almost in a toxic way. Like the trust just wasn't there. Insecurity was a big factor. Like it was like, you can't really travel without me, like blah, blah, blah. And obviously we were already on rocky terms and I wanted to come here for business and crypto and whatever.

totally off the side to finesse this billionaire, but then it didn't work out because he's a virgin. We already said that. But I think that I thrive the best almost when I'm independent and around people who bring me up. So I've been a lot less depressed of this trip, which is beautiful. That's what always brings me like the best headspace. Whenever I'm like depressed or going through something like negative, we'll do some sort of like breath work or go and get out and go do something that's like really good for your mind. And now I can see it's rubbing off on you a little bit whenever you get some time with him, which I try keeping very limited for myself.

Hunter's just sick. We don't want to corrupt him at a certain point. It's like, we don't want him brought down. Look at him off camera being so sweet. He's like, no, she can never do that. That's like, no, Hunter's just mad. I love Nisha so much. I'm not really mad about it. We're going to be okay. No, but it is true. You're like a product of like the people that you surround yourself with. And I know that. And that's. Who the fuck are we? Yeah. And that's why I don't work out. No. Spread the word. But I do agree when I'm with someone entirely that's,

driven or you know what I mean? Like, I'm so a product of the person I'm with or people I'm around. Like, that is why I like athletes. I really do like the drive. I really do like the, like, structure because it helps me a lot. It makes you feel bad, too. Like, I see someone getting up in the morning and they're going to go work out. Like, Nisha will get up at 8 a.m. and he'll look at me. He's like,

That's the problem. I don't want to be in a relationship where I just feel like shit about myself all the time. No, but I love that shit because nothing works better on me more than pressure. I almost like that. If someone makes you feel a little uncomfortable with how well they're doing, that insecurity on my end, it works well for me. I'm just that type of person. If someone's working 10 times harder than me and they're with me, obviously in my head I'm like, I'm not working hard enough, whatever, but I almost like that feeling of

gives me more drive. Right. You know what I mean? I don't know. No, but I think we should just do a family dinner tonight. Honestly, every night dinner that we've been to since we've been here, we have let an outside source coordinate for us. And every time, first of all, both times we went to the same place. So that's already read too loud. Couldn't hear anything. It's the worst restaurant. It's like it's not a restaurant. It's the club with a table. Dallas restaurants do have very loud music. Oh, yeah. We're going to have to.

I paid $700. We're going to have to negotiate that with. Thanks, Daddy. Yeah, it was great. No, I don't think that's how it works. He'll fully be invoicing me. Fully. I love invoicing Tana. I just invoice Tana for like so much money. Well, the restaurant vibe here is completely different than Los Angeles. It's kind of like a club vibe. I mean, I love Dallas for so many reasons, but I would definitely say that the nightlife scene is amazing.

It's not that it's bad, it's just so polar to Los Angeles to the point that I'm not sure if I really like it. We were actually just discussing though, not that everything is great about LA, it's just something we're more used to, but we were just discussing how our favorite restaurant in LA that we love so much. And I've always been like, "Oh my God, they always seat me in like such a good place and they're so great." Brooke just informed me,

very reliable source from how this is happening. We're not gonna tell you how though. And this is a very popular restaurant in LA that every celebrity goes to constantly and you go in and the vibe is just immaculate. But they fully behind the scenes seat people based on attraction level. - That is true. And it's not always- - You're always standing right by the bathroom too. - Hunter Alexander Moreno. So Hunter Alexander Moreno, when I literally eat a dick

It's really interesting. And I'm not sure how many places, I'm sure it's a lot of places in LA that do it. It's like you see it to like kind of create the vibe. So like my job, I've worked at a couple of restaurants in LA and I've been like the maitre d', which is like you kind of decide where everyone goes. And your job is to like build a vibe in the room. And like they won't like say it really with their words, but that basically means like make sure that it's all like kind of young, attractive people.

When you first walk it, like the most visible areas of the restaurant are going to be like the young, like really good looking. Like you try to do like middle-aged people so that it's more like just how you want the restaurant to be like represented. If somebody comes in in like full Vegas like dresses and they're dressed like really inappropriately, we try not to seat them where they're very visible because it's like. And if you're ugly. Yeah. Well, no, honestly, like you don't. The whole idea is that when someone walks in the restaurant, you want them to see like

What's as pleasing as the eye? And that's, it's really actually superficial and it like made me feel like shit all the time when I was like working in restaurants like that. It's sad for sure. That would make me feel like shit working there too. Like I would not like that. I don't, I don't think that's great. I guess I am curious to think, do you guys think that that is a marketing standpoint or that that is superficial and fucked up? I think it's,

Both. I think it's superficial fucked up, but it for sure would work marketing wise. Like if you're walking in a place, you will remember what you saw when you walk in. If you see a bunch of beautiful people when you walk in, you'll be like, oh man, blah, blah, blah. Even though it's really fucked up. It's interesting though, because that doesn't happen everywhere else. It's such an LA thing. It is an LA thing, but it's because the...

celebrity aspect like contributes to it a lot because like if you have Justin Bieber like you're seating him at a table that's like most visible and then you want to make sure that there's other like important people around him so that when he goes he thinks like oh this is like the lit restaurant and he comes back and like there's so much like psychology behind it like you're trying to make sure that like everybody's

like getting the best experience possible, but it ends up being just really superficial. You don't like kids. You'll never see kids like right in the front. When you walk into a restaurant, you're making sure that they're like in the least visible place. Yeah. I don't think I've ever seen a child in this restaurant.

Oh my God. I'm just kidding. I love old people. No. Why did I think geriatrics meant like disabled people? So I thought I was going more offensive and I laughed. Oh my God. Gosh. No, I'm just kidding. But no, that's like kind of what it is. You like, like older people, like the older crowds, like people who like are clearly tourists would be like kind of seated elsewhere. Whereas like the really trendy, nice LA, like,

people with money kind of thing. I mean, I'm not going to lie. I worked at Hunter. I mean, obviously every time I've ever sat in the very front of the restaurant, I think like, damn, I must look good tonight. It's awesome, but I go into every LA restaurant now knowing exactly what the heck is going on. But at the same time. Because they're walking you towards the outside. You're like, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. I'm like, I know. Stop. I've gone to that very same restaurant like that I was working at where and like I've and I've seated like been seated in really bad places and I'll just look and I'm like. I was just going to say that like every time. You don't even know. Every time I get seated in the back of that restaurant, I'm like, I should have worn

or an eyelash. You know what I mean? Yeah, my outfit must suck. But that's sad. Like LA culture definitely affects your mindset and it's important to be aware of the things like that that happen. A lot of people don't know that. Like 99.9% of people don't know that. No, but it kind of is paying homage to almost the internet space as well because it's like

For example, people are always posting in that restaurant and everyone looks so hot. And you could think about how famous people are posting there. And then their fans are watching it and they're insecure and they're thinking everyone in LA is so hot and successful. But that's not what it is at all. It's a completely created vibe. It's completely fabricated. It's created. They make sure that that's how it is. 100%. Obviously, it depends on the day too. If it's a random Wednesday, you have to kind of work with what you got. You're going to have different groups in the front.

of the restaurant that like normally wouldn't be able to sit there maybe on like a Friday night but like I've had times when like literally like the most the hugest influencer in the world will come in and she's in an outfit that like you can't you can't wear in the front of the restaurant so I'd have to seat her somewhere else it's like it was a really crazy job I would feel so fucked doing that Buenos Dias world from the San Diego Zoo Wildlife Alliance I'm Marco Wendt and I'm Rick Schwartz

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Well, my favorite thing about this podcast I actually do like is, I mean, my favorite thing to talk about is exposing the secrets of the L.A. world and the influencer world. Because, I mean, if I can ever say one thing, and obviously, like, I fucking FaceTune the shit out of my shit. So I'm, I'm, I'm. I'm shocked. No, I'm definitely. It's an exclusive here on the Canceled Podcast.

Did you hear that Daily Mail? No, I'm definitely the pot calling the kettle black for this, but I still always try to say, even though I am curating a photo to be better sometimes, whether it's due to insecurity or whatever, it all is a highlight reel, everything you see on the internet. So being able to pull the curtain back from that is something that is important and definitely, you know, it's kind of like I'm trying to balance it out. I might face tune the fuck out of my photo, but stay tuned to my podcast where you can see unface tune me. Very true. I was always very interested by that because you

you will refuse to let me post any photos of you ever on Facetune. I have thousands and thousands of photos sitting somewhere, but she will repost any fan paparazzi photos that were just raw, ready to go. I'm like, if you can do that, why don't we just let them ride out? Well, if you think about it, I can't always control the fan Facetune or the paparazzi Facetune, but Hunter, you're right here, so you gotta take what you want. She can control her Facetune.

You know, you got to get you got to get in as many Hollywood for edits. Hunter and I were dying yesterday because she was meeting a group of fans in the pool. And I'm not even kidding. This girl was breaking her back. She looked like the letter C. I was like, there's no way. Her spine's good. They were talking. She's like, yeah.

To be fair though, maybe she is an athlete. I was like, damn, I'm not going to lie. I mean, I've definitely had some scandals where I'm not, I'm not, I'm not disagreeing with the public and the exposing celeb accounts where, you know, they'll post my psycho face soon and what I really look like in real life. Most of the time they're entirely right. Um,

I do look like the before. But there's also times where you're just standing really wonky or you don't look so hot or it's a bad angle or it's something. And people take that shit and jerk their cock to it and run with it. You know, they're like, that is what she looks like in real life. She could never...

never looked good. So I think it's almost like now it's like something, it's like a paranoia in me. I'm like, I'm not, I'm not going to do this to myself. So if I'm meeting nine people with their phones out, I mean, we met 10 girls in the pool yesterday. Every single one of them had their phone. It was hilarious. So I'm standing there, I'm standing there just like, yeah, like holding it, like haven't breathed in two minutes. I haven't taken a fucking breath in two minutes. Cause I'm, I mean, I'm not,

I'm not, I'm not finna do that to myself. If you catch me slipping, dope. But if I can control it, I might, you know, I don't know. I'm sorry guys. You know, what happened the day of the team Bryce on God? Oh yes. What did happen that day? To be fair, you let, you let stuff go for one second. She's like,

Are you more so talking about the fact that my ass was concaving in the video or that I was embarrassing? A little bit of both. It's a perfect combination. The turn and snap was very out of character. Do you actually think so? I've never seen you do that in my entire life. I didn't snap. It was more like a...

A hip hop? Well, actually, I mean, I will, I'm going to try to defend myself for that. I don't know if it's going to make it any better. There was, I was speaking to one paparazzi and there was another paparazzi off camera saying pose for a shot. She pivoted. So I was, I was, I was trying to pose for the shot and talk. It's not like I was like, hey,

Like, it's more so that I was like, Team Bryce on God posing for the shot. Interesting. I didn't know that. Wow. That is what happened. I mean, but at the same time, when I think about the Team Bryce situation, I think that will happen to me again. That would happen 10 times out of 10. That's how I speak. I say on God constantly. After that scandal, I had to fully, like, I used to say on God for years. Too much. It was time to put that one to bed. So thank you for that. Thank you guys. Yeah. No, and

Because it became such a meme, I had to take it out of my vocabulary. I've always said things like that. What's next out of her vocabulary? That I'm going to get like... Demeanor. The word demeanor. She's been fucking milking that to the grave. She throws that in everything now. It won't even... It'll literally be like... Put it in a restaurant. An Uber driver should be like, your demeanor is a little bit off.

Right now, it is my absolute favorite word, just telling people I don't like their demeanor. It actually came from me and Chris, because Chris was just being like, I didn't like his fucking demeanor. And then it just became my... He's like, what's demeanor? Oh my God. I'm just kidding, Chris. I actually love you. I do too. And Brooks and I have a second movie theater moment with Chris. I'm so sorry. That's not even funny. That's not funny to joke about. I'm not even kidding. One night, not even, not long ago, I texted in the group chat and...

I forget what the context was. It was like, oh, I was posting a vlog and in my vlog. From Hawaii. Yeah. Chris had like a little freestyle and it was awful. I'm going to just say it. But I was like. It was a great freestyle. It was Brooke Schofield. Oh, no, no, no. That was great. So then I was like telling Kyla, I was like, have you seen that video of Chris on Worldstar? Like rapping when he was little. And so I pull it up to show it to her and I send in the group chat. I'm like, how funny is this? And Tanner replies. Oh, sorry. Sorry.

Tanner responds and goes, it's just kind of funny that you're like Googling Chris Miles at midnight. Like, isn't that like a little weird? I'm toxic. He was 10 years old. I'm like, what are you upset about? He's literally 10. What are you getting upset about? Word to Jaden Hossler. I'm like, it's toxic. I'm literally toxic. No, are you kidding? If anyone's ever even looked in Tanner's direction anymore, I'm afraid of them because. No, I mean, okay. Well, I don't think you have to be. First of all, I would gladly share a man with you now. Now I just ask permission.

Yeah, I know. And gladly, I would share a man with you now. I think it'd be fun if we like fuck the same person and we should have a threesome. She would not even be down. I wouldn't do that. Well, I wouldn't fuck you. I just want to see how you bust it open. Last time you actually asked me if I would ever be down for an orgy with you. Who said that? Oh, I thought you were talking about me. I was like...

You're like, you know I'm down. Well, no, but I did say it's not that we would fuck. I would never, ever fuck you during an orgy. But I think that a group activity, it's kind of like, you know, all of us going swimming. Yeah, like when you go to camp and you do team building activities. Exactly. I think orgies with your friends are team building. I've had some orgies or foursomes with a lot of my best friends. And I'm not going to lie, some of them definitely made us stronger.

okay and what about the other ones interesting some did not um it's kind of like a gamble i mean for not to risk our friendship no it's but the only way i think our friendship would ever be risked obviously is if we literally fucked word to rusty shouldn't have done that um my boy from the airport tomorrow love you to death i blame rusty iconic best friend decided that i was in love with him had to uh but i always love him best human ever um

I lost my train of thought because I was thinking about resting. I don't want to know how any of my besties busted open. Really? You wouldn't want to see me ride a dick like a BMX? I can picture it. Not you. I can picture it. That's what I would be afraid of. I'm not going to have an orgy or a threesome or anyone who's going to perform at a greater... I don't want anyone who's going to be swinging from the ceilings if I'm just being normal. There was some community a bit about this. Going into an orgy and everyone shows up early and you're just like...

Who's going to hop in first? Then someone finishes too early and you're like... I would definitely judge you if you finished too early. I don't like orchestrated orgies. We talked about that on the last podcast. She prefers to just fall into an orgy. As they do. A normal day at the mall. Y'all heading back over? 100%. You're right. I don't think that

Someone's knocking. We might get kicked out. Is this the moment? Wow. Pretty sexy. Well, guys, I think that it's time for us to not only go to dinner. I think we should fake it, actually, and end it off with someone kicking us out of the room. Leave this in. Hunter Moreno's a fucking liar. We're not going to leave it in. I win. Hunter, we're not going to fake the podcast because we're all about to go have an orgy. Wait, what? Orgy? Don't you know? No. I was going to show up out of there.

Come on. Who's out there? Who is that?

Who is at the door right now? I think we're getting kicked out of the W. All that free promo and they can't extend your room one day. I know. I mean, because they probably literally want nothing to do with me promoting them. I think that if I'm ever going to get a hotel brand deal, it's going to be from like Motel 6. Oh my God, Nisha, wait. Can you take a real pic like that so I can post it? Yeah, no, Brooke, you should totally do that right now. Anyways, guys, it's been a great podcast. It's a really cute picture. I've enjoyed Dallas. You guys are all great. I'm going to miss you so much when I leave. Yeah.

And I love you guys tremendously.

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