72: TANA FINALLY GOT REVENGE ON BRYCE HALL.. - Ep. 72
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Hello. Just kidding. Hello. Hello. Come on. Come on, Brooke. Do it to him. Hello and welcome back to the cancelled podcast. Hello. It is currently 10.52 p.m. which means we're going to get weird in this episode. It's going to be delirious. It's going to be tired. We've had a very long day. It's a solo. It is a solo episode and

As you guys know, we've been preparing so much for tour. So we've been stacking. And obviously, when you exhaust all your own resources, you got to start bringing guests on. I'm no more stories. We do. Honestly, we're conserving stories for the live shows. Because when I tell you, I have so many stories to tell you. She has a story for the live shows that she told me it today in full kind of like rehearsed it. And you rehearsing that story today. Like, I can't wait to see the crowd's face. Well, I hope they think it's as crazy as I do. Oh, they will. What the fans think.

I still have podcast stories like life-wise, but when it comes to dating stories, especially you're carrying the team on your back right now. I'm really sure. I'm going hard for my team. You're eating. I honestly specifically went to New York with intent to come back with content. I did not...

intend for it to be as much aggressive as it is. It's so good before. Wait, before we get into literally anything, if you are not coming in New Orleans. Oh, my God. Literally New Orleans, Houston, Austin, San Antonio, Oklahoma City, Nashville and Royal Oak. If you're in any of those cities, we added second shows for you.

So please click the link below and get get some tickets because if we don't have a completely sold out tour, all the people were trying to spite. All the people were trying to spite will not be anywhere near as gagged. And we are like just I'm so excited for this show. It's like I'm so excited. It's so soon. You guys, we live in leave in three days. We'll explain this a little more at the live show, but we can talk about this now because we did with Octopus Lover. But I think that's coming out way later. We were supposed to go on a tart trip.

Sure were. After all of this selling our busies and souls to go on a TARP trip. I've literally been campaigning for...

It was the greatest experience of my life. Like if I could go back and do it a million times, I would do it again and again. Sorry. That's okay. I didn't, that wasn't me flexing on you. It was the most exciting time of my life. It was horrible. Tartt invited us on a second or like on a trip. My first, her second. Thank you. I it's 10, 52 PM. And they invited us to Bora Bora, which.

which is my dream travel destination. Roll the clip. If you've ever fucking anyone's ever asked me, it's the only place I've ever wanted to go. Kim people. There are people that are dying. Yeah. Clip happened. That's where that clip happened. We were going to remake it in Bora Bora. They're taking a jet there. That's just unheard of. That's like Kardashian shit. You know what? I like the only way I could convince myself that this was like, okay. I was like, something was going to happen on that jet. And I don't mean to say that, but like taking a jet,

12 hours over the ocean is insane. It is really scary, but we were down and I was bringing McCullough and Brooke was bringing Hunter and I just love that group of people. It's going to be so amazing. And we devised this plan, this evil plan for our live shows.

This is so fucking evil and psychotic. Are we going to say this on the podcast or are you going to save it? Well, I was just going to like give them a quick lore. Should I not? Yeah, we can. It'd be funny. Essentially, if you guys have ever seen the influencer trips, you know how it goes. Like rumors get spread, drama gets started, shit blows up on the internet. I was an outsider last time, so I had to watch it from far. You watch it go down on TikTok. Everybody's speculating like, oh, do you think like this person and this person is getting along? Like I noticed that they haven't posted each other. Like what's the tea? It was so interesting to watch. So we were...

We were like, what should what kind of drama should we stir up on this trip? And we decided that it was going to be an amazing idea to spread a rumor on the trip that we made up and see how long it took to get to social media. It's a bunch of girls.

Makeup girlies On a trip I'm like I Literally I don't know why I don't know what made me think of it But I was like What if we just like Started the most random Like out of pocket rumor And just saw how quickly It got to the internet And we were gonna document it all And this was gonna be A big part of our live show And then Bora Bora Had a random storm Well it really

really isn't that random if you think about a tropical storm in a tropical location. In my head, it's never stormed there ever once until we wanted to go. Never seen a drop of rain. Ever. Not kidding. So now in a month, all the bitches that were going get to go and we're going to be in. And they extended the trip as a consolation. I'm like, oh, perfect. Yeah, we're going to be in Milwaukee. And we're so excited for that, obviously. But it derailed our show plan. So today we spent a lot of time writing more and now we have a great show still. But yeah.

A really great show, which now I can finally breathe. But I'm excited. I thought we were going to have like good fun stories to tell. And instead, I'm like, yeah, I got hit by a taxi.

I'll save it for New Orleans. Not kidding. Specifically New Orleans. I have so much to just like randomly unpack. I just want to say like I've said this a million times on the podcast, but I like never want to have a guest again. I love having guests, but also I love our guests. It's just like this feeling is so comfortable and like it's just Aaron. I know he's there. It feels like two separate jobs, truly. Yeah, because it's like you have anxiety with a guest too. Like you want the conversation to go a certain way. If they do some shit, you know that people are going to hate you're like trying to

I do especially and I have no way I'm just like you guys I don't know what I'm gonna act like on a guest episode sometimes I want to talk sometimes I just can't and it's like we can just yap together for fucking 48 hours and it's I like the formula I'm in my jail clothes right now like it's just people will be like sometimes I see comments that are like Brooke should know by now like this is literally her job she should work to get better I'm like I

actually did not apply for an interviewer position yeah it's 100 all of that shit and shit just being an influencer is so fucking we just went on a whole tangent if you are a makeup bitch out there talking about how being an influencer is so fucking hard can you please go be a contractor for two weeks and then delete your video it's my biggest pet peeve right now if i see one more fucking bitch with the lip liner stain talking about how her job is hard i'm gonna fucking

Go insane. Okay. I have some podcast topics. Thank God. Isn't that amazing? That's huge. Huge. I have a lot of things that happen in life, but I just have some thoughts that I need to just get out first. Okay. John F. Kennedy. Why was I just thinking about him? I think about him a lot. He might be my Roman Empire one of them. First of all, just like the him and Marilyn lore. When we had Octopus Lover on, we were talking about that. Like if I was Jackie Kennedy, I would have popped a cap in his ass. For sure. You know what's crazy? Sorry.

I think about Jackie Kennedy often because people are like, she was such a style icon and like the Princess Diana at that time, like as far as like fashion is concerned. And now people always post photos of her and say that she looks like she chews sheet metal. Have you seen that meme? That meme of Matt Rife and Jackie Kennedy and it's like, who would win in a sheet metal eating contest? Favorite meme ever. Yeah.

My bets are on Matt. And now we have Jacob Elordi. I think he's Jackie Kennedy reincarnated. Have you seen all that, Lore? I don't know if I see the connection there. I don't. People just keep saying that. I think she was beautiful, by the way. Right. She was that bitch. What I want to get at here is, like, I know that before him, well, I was going to say no president has been shot. Obviously, Abraham Lincoln was, right? Why was he just chilling in the back of a convertible like that? It was a parade. But, like, couldn't he have had a bubble?

That's a president. Well, at the time, I don't think we were really that concerned about. The other day I said something and someone was basically saying like no shit to me to whatever I said. And, you know, when you say something, it's like like if you were like, Tana, do you like pickles? I would be like, well, is the sky blue? Like, you know what I mean? Someone said, like, well, are the Kennedys gun shy? And I didn't understand that whenever I heard people say that.

Because his brother was shot too. Yeah. Who did that? Somebody different. And I actually just found that out because I was I'm really into Curb Your Enthusiasm right now. Great show. Amazing show. And his wife in the show is married to the nephew of JFK. In the show or in real life? In real life.

And so I was like doing all this research and apparently I'm like, wait, so he got shot. And then I'm trying to find out if he's even related to JFK. And he is, but I think they're like cousins or something. So why did the second one get shot? I thought it was like the most crazy thing. Cause listen to this, I'm sitting there and I'm looking it up on my phone on my own time. And I'm, I happen to be watching Tim Dillon on Theo Bond's podcast. Best episode. And they start talking about the same guy. And the fact that I don't know his name right now. That's where I think I wrote this down from. Cause I was watching that. Yeah. So it's, it's like,

Something. Robert F. Kennedy. Yeah. So Robert F. Kennedy, as far as I'm concerned, is married to the woman who is married to Larry David in Curb Your Enthusiasm. And that's, to me, the most important thing about him. Why was he shot? I don't know. But weird that it happened twice. Just imagine like I need to stop, but it is just so weird. It's so, so did he die? Well, yeah. OK, so it wasn't him. It was probably his

son or something that's married to the Caribbean because he hasn't grown. Timing wise. You know what? She's very much alive and well. That was really it there.

So when Bora Bora got canceled, we both kind of had different trips as second options that we were going to go on, got invited to Bora Bora and then, you know, couldn't go to. But then it got canceled. So we're like, perfect. Let's go on our separate trips. You went to New York. I went to Vegas. You're not sharing any New York lore on the on this podcast right now, right? I can, but I I'm afraid of any of it ruining because the like every detail is so important to the.

full story that I like almost don't want to like give any of it away. Yeah. I think that everything that happened to you was so monumental and insane. It has to be for the live show, but I know that it's right now on this couch, like you want to, and it's like, well, cause just so much like I, it,

could not have been like a series of more unfortunate events. And like, I literally, I went about it in such a way that was like, you know what? I'm going to go to New York anyway. Like I'm so not like a spontaneous person, but I was already going to go to New York prior to, yeah, us getting invited. I was like, let me just go and,

everything that could go wrong did go wrong. And then some. It's actually a really funny anecdotal part of this whole story is that at one point you were having an altercation with someone, you know, and they said to her, this person was like,

And this better not be on your fucking podcast. Oh my God. I forgot that. He threatened me. He literally goes, if you talk about me on your fucking podcast, I'll fucking... He said like curb storm you or something like crazy. I was like... And Brooke looks this person, this man, dead in the eyes and says, the only reason I'm still standing here is because of the podcast. And that was absolutely true. I literally could... Because I'd already had such a bad experience with this guy, like in the days leading up to this, I knew that every interaction I had with him from that point forward was...

100% for research purposes. I am a journalist. And you are noble. I am a journalist. I am a hard worker. And I did this for you guys. But he was horrible. Fuck that loser. Absolutely. Fuck that loser. And I'm so, I'm just so excited to like, I'm going to feel like such a proud mom when you're telling this story on stage because it is just too good. Me trying to wink. I can't. I'm like.

I need to re-up on my Botox and shit before we go. Oh, me too. We gotta load up before we actually broke. Be for real. Just Botox. No, nothing crazy. It's just like I can't have my shit on a decline. Can I move? No. I feel like I need to. Oh, it's not looking good for me. I don't have much movement at all. You're frozen. Damn. I'll be in your Elsa. I'll be in that one. I really wanted to do the final dissolve of my lips before we went, but

I didn't time it out properly. I hear that shit hurts. It didn't hurt me that bad. Really? Oh, you've done it. Yeah. Letting go of lip filler is like weirdly like it's like finally leaving that toxic ex. It makes you feel so good because like for some reason, not that it makes you look younger, but like

obviously you look younger when you do it because you look like your young self again. So like when I did it, oh my God, I was literally like, I cannot believe what I was doing to myself. And I feel like I'll feel that way again because obviously I still have some. Dental One Associates, redefine what it means to visit the dentist.

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Yeah, I haven't gotten lip filler in so long, but I get the flips. People always come at me from that with my little butt cracking my lip, but I just want to say that I've always had that. I really like your lip situation. I was going to say I really like your lips, but it was like I was flirting with you. It could be worse. It's kind of a little suggestive if you ask me.

So I went to Vegas. You did. And did you have a better trip than I had in New York? I did. I had a really great trip, but that's rare for me. Normally I leave Vegas and Miami with my tail between my legs. Like this, I literally, I was capturing my shit. That's the first time I've ever left and felt like Vegas zero me one. Yeah. I saw you say that. I was like, okay. And a couple of months ago I got invited to compete in this poker tournament. Um,

the celebrity poker tour. And I was so excited because that meant like the reason I got invited is because I'd been playing games at house tournaments that certain like people that run this organization, they saw me play at the house and they were like, okay, she's good enough to like invite her to a tournament. And that was just, that alone was huge for me just catching that invite. And yeah,

Over time, I saw that it was like a lot of athletes and people who like didn't really play. So then I was like, OK, this still I would still feel honored, like fully based on my skills. But it fall it fell on the same day that we were going to Bora Bora. And I was like so sad that I had to cancel. Like I was literally saying like.

What do I do? And everyone's like, you have to go to Bora Bora. She's like, can I even go? I'm supposed to play in this tournament. I go, bitch, you're going. Because I don't even know if I'm invited or if you're not going. You so would be. But it's just, I was definitely sad. It was definitely like, I want to be in two places at once type of thing. So it did make Bora Bora being canceled a little easier that I could still go do something I was like super excited to do. Yeah, I thought the same. So I reconfirmed for this poker tournament and they announce it. And everyone playing in the tournament

You could bet on to like, are they going to win? Are they going to make the final table? Where are they going to place? I saw your odds weren't very good. That's my odds. Everyone's odds were like 1500 to one. Like if they want a new bet.

a dollar, you'd make $1,500, yada, yada. Because there were like 75 people playing. So like, you know, betting on one person, whatever. My odds were 12,500 to one. Like as in like, this bitch is never going to win. That's so sad. It broke my little heart. But that makes it so much more that you did so well. I will say that I think that

A lot of people don't know that I was like born and raised in Vegas and shit, you know, so they probably just like this fucking absolute idiot has no idea how let's make whatever. Let's make our odds. Yada, yada, yada. But I get to the tournament and I'm like, I have something to fucking prove today. Like I can't play like.

I don't want to play risky at all. You know, like I want to play very tight and very safe and like fold good hands and shit just to like really stay in, secure my spot, whatever. And there was also the added bonus to me of beating Bryce Hall that was in there. Need like it. And you know how we get with our just our. And Bryce and I are cool now. It was more just a principal thing. And by cool, I don't funny for the public. Exactly. And just he's a really good poker player. So there wasn't really like, is he?

Yeah. There wasn't really like a world where I was like, you know, like anytime I played with him in a house game, he's beat me pretty much except for like two times. They end up seating me right next to him. And it's so fucked because all the comments like their friends again, they do whatever. Yada, yada. Like, no, like we're civil. There was a seating chart. There was a seating chart and the producers definitely knew what they were doing there. You know what I mean? And so I sit down. I'm so ready. I have a lot to prove. And I also kind of went into this with like, if I flop here, like I,

I need to give up on the poker journey right now. Yeah. Just because we really have kind of like run it into the ground that you're like good at poker. So it would have been like really kind of exactly. I would have been embarrassed. And just it's an expensive hobby as well. Like you're buying in for a lot of money. Like you're putting your own money saying like, I think I'm good enough to make more. Like it's like take up tennis if this doesn't keep working out. But really, my goal was to beat like half of the people. Like there were 75 people playing, like even making it to like

40 people would have been crazy. Yeah, because then you'd be... Or to make the final table was like my highest, highest dream. And I sat there and I played poker for seven hours. And it was really cool because there wasn't a lot of girls. There was probably like four or five. No, there's probably like six or seven girls. But like the guys playing, playing poker with a bunch of men, like they just disregard you. Like no one was giving me any respect until I finally...

Was in like the top 15. They were like, do you know how to play? Honestly, it just makes me feel so good for you for like all the guys who had to be like Tana Mongeau beat me. It was the best feeling. And I made it to the final table. And a lot of people bet on that too. I made so many people like so much money. Yay! And I placed in third. That is so...

Amazing. I'm so proud of you. Out of 75 people. It's crazy. I beat professional people. Like it was it was really cool. And the girl who won Princess Love, she's so good at poker and I knew she was going to win. And I would have liked maybe the second place. A girl won? Yeah. Honestly, whoever could win as long as a girl won. That it makes me the happiest of all. And she's so slay. So the top three was how many girls? Just two? Yeah, it was me and her. Two girls, one guy? Yeah.

And it was it just felt so fucking good. And I'm so excited. I got invited to compete in another poker tournament that's on a cruise to the Bahamas. Oh, perfect. On the way. Actually, right now, I'm knowing my luck. I'm not getting on anyone's cruise at all. What did I just hear about cruise ships? It was weird as fuck. There wasn't there like some crazy thing where like everybody got like immediately sick or something. Oh, and they all quarantined or what? There was like some cruise that people just went on more like.

It was giving Firefest. It was giving TanaCon on water. I don't know. I think I would have loved to go on that just for the storyline. Can I ask a question? Sure. This might be so fucking like pick me in out of bounds. OK, I'm ready. But the other day I was thinking about like had Logan Paul done TanaCon, would people if you had LoganCon and it all went the same way.

Do you think people would have been just as mad? I wasn't a firsthand witness of TanaCon. I just heard about it like years later. So I don't really know how mad people actually were. Me. Is it because it was a girl? It definitely was. It was because I was a fucking idiot. I don't know what I'm saying. But I do like.

I mean, I, okay, listen, I don't know that much about it. I did try to watch that like documentary thing about it. Like that one guy made, but I'm surprised everyone was so hard on you. Like when you were so young, cause I'm like, who the fuck can throw a convention when they're 18? I definitely shouldn't have. I just didn't have anyone around me that was to everyone kind of saw the dollar sign and let me saw an 18 year old do it right now. Like if I saw like, like Charlie D'Amelio is not even 18. Like,

You know what I mean? No one's going to get mad at like someone who's that young now. I don't think I don't think you'd get away with that anymore because that's just mean like how the fuck were they supposed to know? I can't throw a dinner party. I think that someone definitely should have told me no. And that's kind of, you know, where I was at. It's funny because obviously I'm not making myself the victim in the TanaCon situation, but.

You know, when everything transpired, like dealing with that all at such a young age on your head is kind of like a. Yeah. Interesting thing to navigate at at the least. And the other day I was saw a clip of Shane Dawson's podcast and he was talking about Tana Khan, which is just funny. Shane played a big role like I did watch that. And yeah, like trying to be there for me and mediate like he wanted the story for the documentary. Obviously, I think that was his main.

Motivator you know but at the same time Like we were friends and yeah he also Was there from the beginning of it and like film The process there and like yada yada So it was like you know what I mean like he yeah Both those things can be true at the same time yeah Like you can like want to help but also want The story he talked about How after TanaCon He held this big dinner for me

And my whole team and his people and the guy who had, I had done TanaCon with Michael. The guy on the segue. Yes. The one and only. And Shane was trying to like mediate and get us to talk it out because there was no seeing eye to eye. Like, I think it was very much him. In my opinion, it was him saying,

you know, that this was my fault. Me saying like, I hired you to, you know, do the, whatever, just our, our opinions. And Shane rented out this back room at this nice restaurant and thought it was going to be like a mediation dinner. Yeah.

Like and just everyone talk about how they feel and it was super wholesome and whatever. And we get to this like five star restaurant and it's me and the guy screaming at each other from across the table. I'm not both know that you were going to be there. You know, we knew we were going to be there, but it just it started off as sitting down talking for like one minute and just like escalated the house down boots. Oh, and you just gotten in altercation. And I just know how I was at that time. I know I was screaming and I just I'm thinking about it. I block a lot. Like I don't remember a lot of like that.

That following those following months because I was just like crying all day and like super. Yeah, I do that when really bad things happen. Just forgot it all. Yeah, I think that since I was young, that's how my brain kind of responds to periods of time. I don't like I don't remember. And I remember that at all until Shane talked about it on the podcast. I was like, what the fuck? I was literally screaming in this five star restaurant. Like, that's just so weird. OK, honestly, sounds like you deserved it. I don't know. Again, I don't know the story. I'm going to get canceled for Tana Conley years later. No, it.

I know I just shouldn't. But it just seems like a little bit of a strange idea, to be honest. Like if I was going to hold like a hoedown throw down, I would probably do it in someone's backyard. Yeah, it just it could have been it could have been a lot of things. It wasn't. I think you don't choose a five star restaurant for that sort of that sort of meetup. Yeah, I think it needs to be knowing what you know about Tana Mongeau. It needed to be in an octagon. I had such an L.A. or one experience today. Like Tana and I were both about to pee ourselves.

We go to Erewhon. We're looking for the bathroom. And like it's a big, huge grocery store with like thousands of people coming in and out. So we're not thinking it's a one single door bathroom. So obviously we try to try the door. And some guy yells at her and he's like,

there's a line like or like a but it was just him someone's obviously in there and we're like oh sorry like i mean it's obviously not that clear that it's a single use people are so stuck up and he was so rude about it in the way that he just stood there and didn't say anything both of us were more willing to pee ourselves than to stand next to him and we had to it is i've talked about this all the time i don't know what it is i think and i understand some people have social uh

you know, but I mean this more in like a rude way. He was just a fucking loser. If you sit like over something like that, if to him, I'm like, oh, I'm sorry. And then you just deadpan me in the fucking face. I hate that shit more. I hate it so much with thank you too. Like I think that when someone says thank you, you say you're welcome. And I like,

It's bad. Like if I'm having a bad fucking day and someone's like kind of rude and then I say thank you and they don't say you're welcome, I will sit there and fucking say thank you 17 more times until they say you're welcome because it's like, what the fuck don't you get? 100% absolutely. Like how does someone say thank you and you just

So many times I feel the same way with like people smiling and stuff, but I'll get so irrationally mad. Like, so do I. I don't know why I feel bad. I just the vibes in Air One, especially that one, because there's there's other Air Ones. I mean, for everyone who doesn't know Air Ones, like the stupid fucking grocery store in L.A. where everything is seventy three dollars for no reason. Bad for going there to be like, yes, I like the Hailey Bieber smoothie. Should it be seventy dollars in one of your fingers to get one? No. Like, you know what I mean? I.

it's, it's, it's good, but it's so overhyped. And it's one of those things in LA that has just become like a culture, like to go and people feel so good getting their air on it. It's like so sick and like whatever, but like,

especially this Hollywood one. The vibes are so off. It's like a fucking club like to get in and everyone's judging your outfit. I just went to an air one that air one like a couple weeks ago with Ty. And I was telling you in the car I was wearing this air one shirt, which I would never buy. It was Jeff's. I stole it. It's a cute shirt, but good merch. It was. Yeah, I'm whatever. And I wore it to the gym and then we decided we wanted to get a smoothie after. So we went there and I was like, I'm not wearing this in this store. I'm going to look like

their biggest fan, super freak LA fucking weirdo. I love it. And so...

I took off the shirt and I don't know sports bra and like little biker shorts. I look like a whore in there when it's freezing nipples hard whole nine. But I met a couple fans and every single fan that came up to me was like, normally you look like shit, but like you look really good today or like, oh my God, you're way skinnier in person than I thought you'd be. Like every single person that like said something to me was like the most backhanded like air one shit.

And I was just like, what the fuck? I'm like people. It's like I see that a lot, though, like particularly with your fans, because I almost feel like they kind of want like friendly, like kind of like mean banter. Yeah, I get that. Like, yeah, I would say like 40 percent of my fans are just rude as fuck to me because they think that's my vibe. Yeah, they'll be like, I see that spray tan or like something like where you're like, wait, you wouldn't say that to the average person. Yeah, it is crazy. But this way it was just O.D. in this air one. I was like, what the fuck? And

I don't even know. It's just the weirdest place in the world. I have a hard time sometimes noticing in the moment that like something's backhanded. Like I was just telling you right now, I went on a podcast like a couple of days ago and it was with these two guys, like two comedians. Honestly, I only went on it because I have a crush on one of the comedians. I thought it was so funny. I was like, they're the funniest guys ever. And then I, it took me reading the comments to find out that they like literally thought I was the dumbest fucking person in the entire world. Like every five seconds, like I thought they were complimenting me. I was like, they were being so nice to me, but like,

listening back they're like you're actually funny like you're actually not that bad like you're not as nearly like what we thought you were and I'm thinking about I'm like damn like am I really that I must be everything that they think I am because I was in the moment I was like that's so nice they're also like kind of

good looking so I could see how I would do this but we did like once we finished he um they said to me like they were like one of it was gonna go one of two ways we were either gonna like you or we were gonna like make do the whole thing making fun of you yeah so that's good but I'm not a future husband there but they're getting a lot of hate about it and I like feel bad because in the moment I was like I love them I feel like I always notice but I usually will just play it off like they're being nice to kind of like

I also don't mind if somebody thinks I'm stupid or thinks I'm going to be stupid and then is pleasantly surprised when I'm not. Yeah, I think that's I prefer that over them just thinking I'm stupid. That's true. I agree with that. And I like to surprise people with being funny, like or like if they think I'm funny and they didn't think I was gonna be funny. I agree with that. It is. I think that's just a woman's trope.

Yeah. Like men never think like that. Most people don't want to be underestimated to begin with, but I kind of don't mind. I find fun in like moving somebody wrong. I'm the same way. I think I've been like wildly underestimated. Not that I'm like, oh, like that sounded so narcissistic. I just mean like. I think so, too. I have a lot of it. Like I hear a lot of it just as an outsider. Like when people talk about you to me and stuff like, well, no, she's actually like.

Smart and stuff. It kind of pisses me off. I'm like, wait, what? People have just always done that to me. And it's like, it's so crazy because it's like I just grew up online. You saw me as a kid like and that's your, you know, I don't know. It's kind of wild. Yeah. I had a guy in New York. Well, actually, that's another thing for the live show. Actually, I could probably just mention that now because it's not important to the story, really. OK. But he was asking me like what he's like. So how long are you realistically going to stick this thing out with Tana? Yeah.

until it's too much you know what I mean I'm like I'm Hitler what do you mean too much he goes what's the dollar amount like when you make how many dollars are you finally gonna like get rid of her I go I don't think that's like really the like what do you think my job is dude people do that to me all the time too I was thinking about this today like I really think it's like I don't know what's up with my I put my feminist hat on today but like like

Is it because we're like two girls? Like no one would ever, I guess people might say that to like Mike and Logan or someone actually, maybe I, or Cody and Noel. Like, yeah, I do get it in the sense that like,

like not that I'm like piggybacking or anything, but like he didn't, I think he was just being condescending, like as if like what we do is like beneath him or something. And I'm like, I think he was trying to talk shit about me. You do math. I think he was trying to talk shit about me because he also said to someone in front of you, he was like, what did you say? Like you're going to hate her co-host or something about me. Yes. Crazy because yes, that he tried to introduce me to somebody and he was like hyping up. He's like one of the biggest podcasters. You would hate her co-host, but she's really funny. I was like, have like,

actively tried to be my friend. Like I never wonder, like, do they expect in that moment for me to be like, yeah, sorry about her. Like, I don't know. It just kind of weirded me out. Normally I wouldn't even tell you something like that, but I just like, I can't believe how wrong I was about this person. It was like crazy. No, the, the live show lore is going to be insane. I can't wait for people to know like who this is and all that type of shit. But I just, I, yeah, I don't know what it is. I think that people like want to see us like crash and burn. Yeah.

Like and I don't I don't know if it's a success. I don't know if it's because we are just like happy and kill it. Like I don't because it was so fun to watch it happen to call her daddy. I guess that's true. It wasn't that fun. I'm just kidding. But I was saying today, though, like I bet that like shit like that happened to them a lot. And like, you know, if you're already have turmoil inside the house, like I was seeing somebody I forget who I saw say this, but like

It is a different dynamic because they weren't friends really before they started Call Her Daddy hardly. Really? Like they lived together before they were friends. Oh, like one of those, like a set roommate situation. You know what I mean? They were kind of like, like, what's it called? Arranged. Yeah, that is true. It is like different. I think that like we've just been through so fucking much as friends like that.

It would be like, I don't know. Let's go ahead and knock on wood. In three days, we leave on a four-month tour together. Not kidding at all. That's very true. But I think that even just like Jortsgate, like we could have a crazy fight, but then a day later, we're like, okay, we're kind of in this. Like, let's talk it out. But I grew up with sisters and I like, I also was like someone who was always mean. Like I was someone who could get away with being mean to my family and stuff. I know some people like, you know, when you see someone talk to their mom, you're like, oh my God, I can't believe you said that. Yeah. But I was like, so that, I was so mean. Yeah.

like my family we were all just mean to each other because that was just like kind of vibes yeah it was just like that's just how it was i feel like sometimes i'm mean to my friends and like some of my friends didn't grow up that way and they're like wait i don't mind it i think that's it is my love language like a little bit of banter and like i really do gravitate towards people who challenge me i'm like i don't want to say mean but like but i get what you're saying and i'll be like god that stuff like don't be so fucking stupid and like some people are literally like i

No, I enjoy that part of you. I don't mind it at all, honestly. And I don't know. Yeah. We're also just very opposite when it comes to like little like little shit, like just every like little things like we're just very opposite. So it's easy to like hit that banter always because we're like different in that way. Yeah. Makes for a good show podcast. What's the oldest guy you would hook up with if you were single? I don't want to say ages, but a number.

Because that's like there's definitely limits to that. Like do you have like who's the oldest person that you can think of that you would hook up with? Looks wise? Yeah. Or like probably like generally speaking. No, like you don't have like a real person. I was thinking about him saying how old is he? He's in his 60s. Oh my God. I think he's like 61 or something. Till the cows come home, baby. The Rock is a no brainer for me, but he's definitely not very old. How old's The Rock?

Oh, um, I say this because Steven Tyler is I think 75 years old. Oh my. And I want to just say I sat at a table with him. It doesn't matter how close I am. I'm like this. This man was made for me. I don't care if he well, I guess I do care if he kicks the bucket tomorrow, but I would do it in a heartbeat. I understand that completely. I think in your formative years.

It's a it's a murkier water. I did just get to this age though. I used to like up until very recently. Actually, I still kind of feel this way. I get offended when like an older man will even hit on me because I'm like, like, I don't know why it used to make me so mad. Like when somebody who I viewed as like either like a mentor or like somebody who I would just see as like an older figure, like

would like make any type of move on me or like try to say something like flirty to me i would literally be like what the fuck is wrong with you even if i'm like 25 i was always like ew and now my daddy issues manifested differently than yours oh i would just get mad because i would always have situations like that where i'd be like oh my god he's like a dad to me and then he'd be like send your tits yeah that's that's horrible we've all had that we all haven't had that just we have

It's so funny. We just had Tara Yomi on and it's like we started an advice segment. You guys will see that soon where people have been writing in. We'll put the email in the description. Please don't email us asking to Venmo you. Please advice and queries only. Yeah. But we had her on and like everything people were writing and I was like, well, that's happened to all of us. And like none of it had happened. And I was like, people really aren't. They really aren't as fucked up as us. But you know what? I don't even identify with us calling the girls bossy.

fatherless street rats because so many people have fathers i'm just jealous well i have like more father figures like then like i have a dad my grandpa and i never say it but my uncle i lived with my uncle my entire life so i had like three really strong many lives i know i have and i realized recently like i don't fucking some of my own best friends don't even know like i'll be like yeah and like obviously you're such a breadcrumber like some people certain people like

I don't know, you meet them and they tell you their whole life story or like you just whatever. And certain people kind of breadcrumb their trauma. Like just you won't like most of it doesn't come up in like a normal conversation, but sometimes it's relevant. But like, for example, like my uncle lived with me literally my entire life. Like he was like my best friend. Like literally we were so close. No one's ever heard about him ever. We'll slay him. Same thing. I was mostly concerned about it because the other day I said,

Well, this has happened to me multiple times recently where like two of my best friends have been like, wait, your grandma has dementia? And I'm like, no, how do you not know that? Like, yeah, you can't be my best friend and not know that. But then I realized I say it on the Internet, but most of my friends don't watch the podcast. Yeah, that's really fair. So I think I need to start breadcrumbing even more. I think I need to start oversharing in my personal life.

Instead of online. That's I think that's something that does kind of draw us together too though is it's like you and I are both the type where like someone tells you something and it's like oh that happened to me. I have a story for that. I have that's why this podcast works so well. I think that's what it is. I'm not going to actively share that with somebody or like share things that are like sad and or like kind of fucked up with people who

have nothing to rattle with yeah that's so true and then i'm just like they're like yeah okay yeah that's literally what i think i just did to tori on me by accident it's okay but just how weird like my it was brooke like literally my best friend she was like wait what i'm like what am i doing wrong i don't know we weirdly had a lot of conversations about your grandma though yeah but like i i do specifically remember because you're the first person i ever like really talked about it with and then i was like i can never do that again because we were fucking weeping in a five-star restaurant i know i just went there the other day and i always think about that

When we just sobbed in the five-star restaurant. I'll sob again though. Seriously. Bass Pro Shops. What about it? If you ever like a guy, think about him in a Bass Pro Shop. I can think about almost every single guy I've ever liked in a Bass Pro Shops because I was in Greek life.

Like they're very it's funny because I just saw I saw a photo of Matt Reif in a Bass Pro Shops hat. And that's what made me want to do this topic. Yeah. And all the comments are like he's so Bass Pro Shops coded. And it's so funny. And that's not necessarily a bad thing, but it does have like a lot of like implied traits that go along with it. For sure. I mean, like for sure. I've been really into that new store at the Grove. It's a hiking store and it's like it's Bass Pro Shops adjacent. I'm going to be honest.

what's it called what are you what are you called back wait back called back door blowout it you i think i made you go in there i don't know i've been having the time i've been really in my outdoorsy like active era right now i'm gonna be so sad when we're on tour and i can't work out anymore did you know that i have a six pack spread the word erin i can't wait to show you this photo i'm so excited to see it for you i showed you did you chana

Are you kidding? I feel like you literally just started working out yesterday. That is like genetic lottery. Well, I've always okay. So I always say this about myself. I sound like Kendall Jenner where I'm like, no, like seriously, I'm like, it's really easy for me to get muscular and people are always like, oh, God, I'm like, sure. But I'm not kidding. I've been working out for like literally three weeks. Look at my six pack. I'm so proud of myself. Come back. Brooke, that's crazy.

Brooke, you started going to Aloe yesterday. I know. They're really working me out there. Damn. But I think, well, I mean, I was like an athlete. So, like, I think I had the muscle already, but. Are we still in the era where getting Ozempic is cancelable? Like, did the shortage ever stop? No, but I feel like people are just saying it.

No, I don't think anyone really cares. Should we do something on a podcast where we like try something like that? And then like we we we discuss each week. Oh, yeah. Like a clinical trial. Yeah. Should we do a canceled clinical trial? We should. Wait, what did I do? Oh, yeah. My science experiment.

In the third grade. I don't know why that was what that reminded me of. That was Theo Von Cote. When you have to have like a hypothesis and then you do week after week and you like test to see. Science makes me so mad. Anyway. Irrationally mad. If you see us wither away, it's for science. That's.

Crazy. I always hated it. Science was like the one class I would ditch no matter what. Oh, I loved science because I did. I love science because I had the best science teacher ever. Mr. Lopez.

I can't believe I just did that. What? His name was Mr. Sanchez, but I always called him like because he looks just like Mr. or George Lopez. And his name was George Sanchez. That's another over 50. I'm so sorry. I can't believe I just did that to you. But he was my best teacher ever. That's another over 50 for sure. Oh, yeah. I'm in love with G-Lo. I don't know. We just saw him. No, it's not the looks. I know, but it's the lore.

You're right. Oh, my. Come on. Come on. I used to have a dog that was afraid of that song. Oh, that is sad. Rest in peace. Oh, my mom just told me a story about how we had a Jack Russell terrier eat my first cat. I'm like, thank God I don't remember that. That would have been so. But I'm like, again, why are you telling me? Why did she tell you that? Just because. I don't know. She's like, I can't believe I can't believe you never had a dog or I never got you a dog. I go.

Well, no offense, but when would you have gotten me a dog? I lived with grandma. Speaking of wild animals that should be contained. Okay. Do we talk about Drake's? Anaconda? Drake's wean. Oh, it's heavy. It was like a sandbag. I was saying this earlier, but the car dealership things. No, because those are full of air. His is full of literally. Blood and guts. That's crazy. Do you?

Does any girl out there really have interest in honkers like that though? Yes, but I can only name one person off the top of my head. Yeah. It's not me. It's not you. Like I feel like when you can feel it in your lungs, it's not tea. Absolutely not. And I'm not going to lie. I don't think I have a lot of depth to me. But it's cool as hell to look at. I don't even think that. Or like when you feel like a turtle and you're trying to suck it, you know.

Oh, like it's cool. Sometimes we're really riffing, like getting, getting along. And then sometimes you say like one little thing that just takes it like to where I don't, I no longer relate to you. You don't think that's cool. I don't know. Like when it's a big, big, big one and you can't like, and you look like this. Oh, like you, you get like lockjaw. Yeah. Like it's just, that's kind of fun. Makes me feel small. Oh, it's a tiny. What the fuck is this episode?

us with our ozempic science experiment not kidding sound off in the comments ozempic way go be wait was that song ozempic way go be manjaro which of the three would you choose and should we each try a different one erin you're included oh my god we're gonna make you try ozempic

Fine. Okay. We don't at all talk about how sad it is to lose the Super Bowl. Like, did you see the clip of the 49ers like all sitting on the bench while the confetti is coming down, but they're all crying? Yeah. Like it is, it is horrible, but you also made it to the Super Bowl. And I know that that's just like for a lot, a lot of people, it's not enough. I think,

It's especially sad when it's like a game like this last one where it's like they almost didn't lose the Super Bowl. If it was like a not a close game, it's like, OK, I lost the Super Bowl. I think that I if I were a football player, which I am not and never will be. So this is not important. But if I would almost rather not make it to the Super Bowl than make it and lose. I completely think that that.

understandable it was just did you also see Travis Kelsey going Viva and then no one going I wanted if I wanted him to undo one thing I just want him to undo that he was singing somewhere else too it's funny I know it's like this the exact moment that Taylor Swift learned her kids are gonna have a zero IQ I do I know how it is too like when

When you're so in love with a guy and he does shit like that and you think it is like the cutest thing in the world. You don't want to know the things that I have like admired in a guy before. I'm not even kidding. It's like what? I feel like I'm really like that with Makoa where it's like he can like fart. I mean, you tooted. That's so cute. Like nothing gives me like the ick and it's like really scary. I think I get it. It all goes back to that B.O.B. song that that guy sent me. Dude, I'm also I'm getting.

so bad with the baby talk. I'm getting so fucking embarrassing with that. You're going to see it on tour and you're going to be like, this is the most vile shit I've ever seen. Like I keep leaving my own body and I'm like, Tana, you are such a pussy. Make your wish a weekend for dinner. What the fuck? I will probably hate that because I am jealous. I want you to bring a boy on tour. I'm gonna. And I think it's going to be so fun. We're going to have a bang bros bus. I wonder if they'll get along. Who knows who it's going to be yet? I'm going to choose one of my boys.

What if they become like lifelong best friends because of it? Maybe. I could be so slave for them. More Vegas lore. My taxi driver tried to kill me. Again? I'm just kidding. What happened? Okay. I think I'm going to like, dude, I've been thinking back to my old story time so much lately where it's like,

I would make a one minute story 37 minutes long always. And it's just like that. I think that's what I'm going to do to this story. But Vegas taxis are very scary too, because it's like if someone's tired of being a meth addict, like it's very easy to go be a taxi driver. They don't have like an advanced screening process. There's not much like anybody can really be a tie, especially just in Vegas. And they, they drive crazy as fuck because the cops don't really pull them over. Like it's just this whole thing. And it's like,

But Ubering from casinos is like really difficult. Like they purposefully to try to keep the taxi industry alive will put an Uber pickup like in a fucking parking lot in a parking garage. It's like miles from the resort. Oh, yes. You know? And it was 39 degrees in Vegas. Why does it get so cold there? Dude, I don't know. I don't know. And...

We had just left the casino. I'd lost my money. I was ready to get home. I was just ready, ready, ready. And I was like, I'm not going to walk, but I don't want to take a taxi because they are sketchy a lot of the time, whatever, yada, yada. And I get in my taxi and it's this nice little girl driver, like shorter than you. She's like just this little girl. And I'm like, oh, this is perfect. This is going to be. She was surely tiny. It's just like, yeah.

She seems so boots at first, you know, I was like, oh, my God, this is a slay like female empowerment. She's driving. And as soon as we get out of the resort, this bitch.

I don't get scared in cars. I will say that today you were like, oh, I'm going to do something that you're going to hate. Like you had to do something kind of crazy on the road. It was just a U-turn. Oh, no, but I'm a really cautious driver. But I was saying to you, I was like, I really just don't get like that. Like even my friends are horrible drivers or like I think it was just the way I grew up. I was always having friends drive me and crazy friends and like just.

I'm like, it doesn't bother me. Like, obviously I don't want to die. I just don't feel that feeling usually unless it's batshit. You shouldn't feel that way. I know it's like, like if I wouldn't drive like that, you know what I mean? But I'm just like every single one of my friends feel horrible about themselves. If they do like Ari is a good example of this. Sorry, Ari drives like a fucking maniac. And it makes me so irrationally. Well, actually completely rationally upset because I'm like, I don't, if you don't value your own life, that's one thing.

I didn't like all I'm just sitting here passengers. Like, why are you trying to kill me? Yeah, that's fair. I just guess what I'm saying is like my scared radar doesn't like turn on. It doesn't usually happen for you. Like just naturally, like I can get in Ari's car and I don't really notice. I'm just like flying at the walls and like, don't care, whatever. Yeah.

Yeah. And I, like, I, I don't, I think it was just like my, in my formative years, a lot of that happened to me. So like, I, you know, I don't know. So someone has to be driving fucking nuts, like a bat out of hell for me to like really notice it, you know? And she just peed.

peels the fucking corner out of the thing, like drifts the car out. She's going like more than freeway speed on not freeways, like in Vegas. And I'm like a little scared. It's so funny hearing you talk about it as someone who's never driven a car before. More than freeway speed. And she's going more than the freeway speed. Do you know what's funny? I literally just said that because I have no idea how many miles per hour. Could you guess what the speed limit is on a Vegas freeway? 80? Yeah, 75 probably. Oh, shit.

But she was just going crazy. And I also, this night, I really wanted to get Makoa like blacked out because I've never seen him drunk. He's like such, he just holds his liquor. Like I give him 15 shots and he's like, what a good quality you have. You've never found in a partner before. It's amazing. I've never seen the man drunk. So I really pushed my limits this night. This is the first time I'd ever seen. And even I probably made him take like 12 shots and he was just like acting tipsy. But I was like, love. And you know how kind of you are when you're like a little tipsy, like you're not like,

Like, I don't think he was as aware of what was happening as I was like in the moment, you know, and I'm just noticing her gas it and she's weaving in and out of cars. And I like for some reason, I weirdly do get scared.

afraid because I had a lot of weird Uber driver and taxi situations where like something bad happens and they do something really scary to me. So like when when an Uber driver or taxi is driving crazy, I like won't say anything because I'm scared. You know what I mean? And so I'm just like watching her and I'm really scared. I'm like, OK, we're like five minutes away. I'm checking my phone, whatever. She keeps driving crazy as fuck. And all of a sudden she like cuts off some guy. Right. And he was having it.

And so we're on the freeway and he's like racing up to her and it's good. And then she starts racing him. I'm not even literally kidding. Like she went a hundred like guaranteed. And I'm just in the car and I'm not saying like anything. Cause I'm so scared. I'm just like gripping McCoy and like,

looking forward, whatever, yada, yada. And we pull up to the stoplight and he rolls down his window and then she rolls down her window and he starts cussing her out when she's cussing him out back. And I'm in the back of this taxi and it's 39 degrees outside. So I don't want to get out on this like freeway intersection, like in the, and it's going to be like 15 minutes for an Uber in Vegas. And I'm just like, oh my, and I'm like four minutes from where I'm going. But I'm like, this is like kind of scary. You know what I mean? And so I'm like,

is everything okay? Like I say, is everything okay to her? And she's like, you know how men are like, just says something like that immediately. And I'm like,

Okay. But like, he's kind of low key. Right. Right. And then she keeps going back and forth with him. And like McCall and I are just like tuned in as to like, what's going on. He pulls out a knife. He's just waving a knife at her. He's like waving the knife in the front thing. It had like a cover on it, but like, it's a knife. I'm like, we, we know what a knife looks like even with the cover. And he's waving the knife at her, like screaming. And I have the door open and I'm like about to get out. And she's like, no, no, I promise I'll get you there. Yada, yada, yada. Like she's just saying like,

It's fine. It's no big deal. Like, you know how whatever yada yada. And we're driving off the freeway exit and he's waving the knife at her and she's yelling back. And I'm just in the car and I'm stuck. And I get there and I I mean, we get there safe, I guess, you know, and then he did just kind of like peel off and see this is where old story time you would really like take it there. But I'm just going to, you know, but then we got to the place and I paid and then she like

Was cussing me out for no tip. Ma'am, you just tried to fucking kill me. Literally. What about the tip of that? And I still would like tip if it wasn't that crazy. I think the knife was just like and I was sober to like drunk. We probably would have handled that so differently. Like what it was just like I was like, am I wrong for not tipping? Absolutely not. Although.

No, not at all. Also, wait, do you have to tip it? You do have to tip a taxi. I don't know. I haven't taken a taxi since last week when I got hit by one. Do you have to tip in a taxi? You don't have to tip on an Uber. I always do.

But like it just I couldn't like she almost got me killed. Huge tipper over here. She almost got me killed. That's just so scary. People like with road rage that's like it's the scariest thing. Like you know Sophia Muse just had a gun pulled on her in the rain like on the streets in LA. Really? Yeah. Like who? She went like viral on TikTok. Literally somebody with road rage but he like mixed her up with another car. She went viral on TikTok was the craziest ad lib in there. Yeah.

It was little Sophia. She was so sad and she was like crying and she's like, I know I shouldn't be making TikTok, but like the cops were already like on their way and stuff. She was literally just like, what the fuck happened? I can't believe someone pulled a gun. Like, I don't think any road rage has to get weapon-y. At all. But I'm like, I really am passionate about like, can you even take the knife out of the pouch though? What a pussy. Like if I was trying to like wave my knife, like I'm going to take like the foam insert off of it. I don't know. I don't have a knife. I'm sorry.

I don't know, but I just like, I'm a very patient driver. I don't really, I'm never really in much of a rush. So I don't really ever have the need to pull a knife on anybody. That's good. Maybe for in other areas. But you, it's so, it's strange like that you and I differ in the quality, like that you would, like in that situation.

that you're scared enough. Like I would have been like, what the fuck are you doing? Why the fuck are you driving like this? Stop fucking driving like a stupid fucking idiot. I just, I really feel like I've had situations where I should have died at the hands of an Uber or a taxi. I know, but people get mad at me. Like I feel like I've had friends be like, do you want somebody to literally beat the shit out of you? And I'm like. I always say this to you because you will. It's because no one's done it yet. Yeah.

I think that's 100%. You will cuss someone out like you have a Glock 9 in your pocket or like a big ass bitch who could like take both of us. And I'm sitting there with you and I'm like. It's Karen energy, but I'm sorry I value my life. If somebody like puts. As you should. Or like the same thing if somebody's like rude to somebody like in public for no fucking reason. I have no problem being like what the fuck is in your asshole. I think I've just.

I've just seen a lot of, you know, I don't know. I'll pick and choose my battles if I know I can't win. And being in someone's car just is weird to me. It's so scary. It's the whole concept of that. It's very weirdly like vulnerable. Like somebody could kill you so easily. We were just talking about this with Tari. I mean, but I want to talk about this with you because I had like a four hour conversation about this yesterday and just the way technology has changed.

It's blowing my mind. I have so much to discuss with you. Okay. But I mean, first and foremost, just what segwayed into that. It is so crazy Uber. Like it's someone else's fucking car. There's no background check. Anyone can do through an app that does like,

Uber would have been a serial killer's dream 30 years ago. Yeah, 100%. But what's crazy is how recent, like I think about it, I'm like, I didn't even have an Uber in high school. Yeah. That's what we were talking about is how much technology, like it comes so fast and you don't realize it's happening. But like even in college, I remember maybe getting three Ubers in college ever. It was such a time where it was like you could really actually be stranded somewhere. You would have to find something.

a phone book or maybe someone had a smartphone and you have to find a taxi or like, but it never felt like it was like so hard like that. But that's why it was like, cause it was just, yeah, it was just like normalized, but like everything, like you'd be at home at night and hungry and everything would be closed and you had no food. You couldn't post mates. Like, and now we just trust people to go get our food. Like,

Like, you know what I mean? Like that's the soothe app is the craziest one. We've been using it so much to get massages. I can't get over it. Like you let the stranger into your house and you get naked and they rub you down. And like, but sometimes I do think like the screening processes for like those sorts of things are sometimes more serious than like in an actual establishment. That's true. But there's cameras and there's people around and like just everything.

I don't just anything in your own house. They're like, you just run like a major risk, but I don't know. It's crazy. Like I, it's everything. It's probably a lot easier to kill a person now, but I still like when I imagine like, I think it's getting murdered. I picture like that guy who was just like, you know, like climbing through people's windows and slaughtering them. I think it was easier than, than now. Cause I think there's so much technology and like, I don't know. Well, that's true. It's harder to really get away with it now. Even just think about how like we lived a life of,

Like just kids to like, we lived a life with no phones. First of all, no cell phones, whatever. And like people have their home phones and like you'd call their home phones or like when the first iPhone came out, how crazy that was. Or like, if you liked your crush, like at school, you couldn't go home and FaceTime them. Like you had to like. I found.

Nick Mitchell's home phone number in his bike helmet and I can still recite it to this day. But even like even a home phone like that, the level of connection now with like FaceTime and Instagram or like if you had a crush on someone, you had to get the balls to be like, do you like me? Yes or no. I'm writing on paper like now all kids just have Instagrams like

Kids now can get bullied on TikTok and they get smoked. Shit can fucking go viral overnight. Like that wasn't like cyber bullying. And as a parent, like you don't, I don't even think like most parents like know that that

Can even happen or is happening or what it is. So it's like they can't really prevent it. Everyone think about even just finding out about sex. Like, yes, we have the family computer that we could like essentially like sneak some like boobs dot com on like we were talking about. But like now every kid in the world has porn hub on their in their pocket. Like.

That's so wild. It is sad. I wonder what like because it's also recent. I like there's obviously no like long term studies on it and like what it does like the psychology of like a kid and as like growing into an adult. McCall was just saying how he's like 13 year old little brother like how like

And like his like 10 year old little sister, like you give them a phone and they just know how to operate it. Like it's it's just been technology has been around them since they were born. So it's like they understand like you click an app and there's like sub menus and like starting to have some boomer energy about me. I'm not kidding. I was like, I caught myself doing this the other day. I was like, I was like, me what? It's just.

It's all like nutty. It is kind of scary. It's like second nature. Yeah. Even like the first iPhone came out and the only apps that we had were like the one where you could like drink the beer.

Do you know what I mean? Do you know what I'm talking about? Oh my God, I do remember that. And like new apps would- I had it on my iPod Touch. My dad just gave me back my iPod Touch and I told him to keep it for another five years. That's- It's like a time capsule. It's literally, and we'd be so excited for each new phone because all the features, like now there's fucking Apple Vision Pro and all that fucking shit. I don't want anything else. Like it's, it's just crazy. Dude, do you remember? But today-

Some things are a blessing. Today, if you get canceled, that was AI. I didn't say that. That was literally AI. 100%. That everything was everything I've ever done was AI. Sex tape? Deep fake. Do you remember Flappy Bird? Of course I do. Think about how that will never. It got deleted and it was like the craziest thing. I think this, the creator of Flappy Bird, he tried to kill himself.

yeah wasn't he like too overwhelmed or maybe he did kill himself i think he did and people and like why do we know that like think about how many apps there are now like that will never happen again like the whole world being fucking broken over this stupid fucking game where you touch the phone remember people were selling he took it off the app store it was so overwhelming selling the phones that had it on it already or like pre-downloaded or whatever that's

just nutty i'm just so it really is fucking crazy i wonder what if what's gonna like if it's gonna have any effect on like like i took a whole class i've talked about this before but like epigenetics and how like you can get actual diseases like you have like alleles which are essentially just like like light switches and like you have your genetic code when you're like born or whatever but like you can turn the switches on and off like based on like the most mundane like unimportant factors like

If you live in like a place with seasons or if you don't live in a place with seasons, like little things like that, like can be the difference between whether or not you have diabetes. And it's like, you don't understand how they're related, but they are. Yeah. I'm wondering how many of like, how many, like, am I going to get like Parkinson's or like cataracts because, because of,

technology now temple bird or temple run you know what I mean like temple bird I am a boomer there's probably temple bird now at this fucking point it's like seriously like how much like I would just wonder like

We have no idea what's going to happen. Like I do sound like an old person, like we don't know the effects of this. Yeah, I sound like an anti-vaxxer. No, but it is like, I think it's true and it's gotten so out of control. I was saying that I think we grew up in the, and our generation is such an anomaly, like the, what are we, Gen Z? I think we're Gen Z. I'm a millennial.

Are you? But by one year, so I'm a Gen Z, seriously. Yeah, I'm going to speak to you as if you're Gen Z right now. I feel like our generation grew up in such a way that it was like bridging the gap from no technology to like what it is now. And that was cool. Like we had it and it was like, oh my God, Apple Maps. Like this is so helpful. Yeah, we had the fun of like discovering it as it happens, like fucking HTML code on like MySpace and stuff. And I was so subscribed to that. Like just I was obsessed with it. I spent hours.

hours all day, every day on my uncle's computer. Yeah. Like and and the touch of social media and the touch of technology and the convenience and ease was so cool. But now it's gotten to a point where there's too much access. And I just it's too it's going to be overwhelming. All of a sudden it's going to take over and we're going to like literally be so like it's like yesterday was Kiki's birthday.

And she's 11. She's like my goddaughter. And I was texting her and I'm like, I'm messaging her. And it's like she probably should have been in school, I think. And she's like, oh, my God. Yeah, my birthday was the best ever. Like I messaging back and forth. Like I sent her crumble cookies. She's like sending me videos of her like with the crumble cookies. And I'm like, this is crazy. Like even when we have like razor phones, you would still have to like sit there and one, two, three, one, two. Yeah. Like in fucking it was hard.

You know what I mean? To send a long text and it was still felt like, but the excitement, it would say like one out of three. Yeah. Like two out of three. Yeah. And then, you know what I mean? It still didn't feel like the person was fucking there with you. Like you still like, you know, it wasn't this like now the way. Well, that's why dating is so hard now because like literally there's so much accessibility you can have. You can talk to anybody at any time. Like just dating everything.

Yeah. Apple Vision Pro really made me go in this spiral of like I haven't even looked into it and I refuse to. I don't know what it is. I think that it's cool. Kinda. All of it's cool. I'm so grateful for it. I love technology and stuff, but I do have to wonder like what's going on in my life. Seriously. Societally, I think it's way too fucking far. And it's like at what point do we all like agree that we have come far enough? And if we take it any further, a robot's going to

like I don't know kill me or something for sure and I think it's only gonna get worse and worse and like our generation is the only one who kind of has like the which is crazy the gap bridge I do fuck with those little postmates robots yeah that's because you humanize them I think they're adorable every time if I see the same one I'm like there's Jamie it's so cute to me I'm like oh my god I did see a crackhead fight one once real

Very real. You see it the way Usher hugged Alicia Keys and all the lore about it. No, but I need to know your thoughts on Usher's halftime performance. There's only one right answer. I didn't really watch the Super Bowl. You were in Vegas. You hear me out. I mean, I got it. I accidentally slept till 5 p.m. Oh, no. Something that's never happened before. I was gambling until 7 a.m.

And I woke up and all flights in Vegas were sold out for this whole week. I would just now be getting home like Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, completely gone. Any flights were like $3,000 a person connecting spirit. Not kidding. Like no fucking. And the only flight was like during the Super Bowl and I had to take it to get home. So I watched like.

Like I saw like a minute of Usher. I saw like... And then I obviously caught up on like TikTok and shit, but I did not... I was not so privileged. You might not have been. Well, you're... I guess you're old enough. But I... I'm not going to lie. When I found out Usher was headlining or doing the Super Bowl, I was literally like, wait, why? No offense, but like why? I was so pleasantly surprised. I thought he was amazing. I had my...

ever my blinders on so hard like looking at absolutely everything because i was convinced he was gonna bring out justin bieber and they were gonna perform somebody to love no but it was exactly what he needed to do you can't bring out somebody more famous than you you just can't

You shouldn't. I guess that's kind of true. It was like his moment. I was supposed to get like one chance to do the biggest gig in the entire world. You can't bring out somebody who everyone wanted technically more than you. Yeah, that's probably true. Well, him and Alicia Keys went like viral because like she's with Swizz Beatz and shit, you know, and he like came up behind and hugged her all like they've always had that like kind of they've definitely just dogged it out one time. You think so? I know. Do you think he's like draking it up? For sure. Yeah.

Usher gives big dick energy. I wanted to see him end up with Kim because you know Kim's in love with Usher. He did just do a Skims campaign. And she's so brilliant. She did, of course, right before he headlined the Super Bowl. I can't believe Kim is with OBJ. I can't. We've known that for so long. I know. I just... This is like my jaded mindset. And like I'm trying to put this into words. But like I love...

Celebrities and I just love Kim Kardashian. So like I want her to be with someone that I'm just like, oh my God, like there is amazing and elusive and iconic. He does kind of feel like a little like I just think living here and shit like.

That's someone I've seen out a lot heard a lot of stories about like the more like accessible Yeah, I don't like knowing that like I know who people are people who also hooked up with Kim Kardashian's boyfriend You know what I mean? Cuz I like her to feel like very regal to me, but I loved Pete What does that say about me to get back with Pete? I love Pete, but I'll love Pete with anybody. That's true Especially me and I yeah, I take it back. I will love Pete with everybody except for you No offense

Because I could never handle that. And that is something, clip it, I don't care. I would fight you to the death over that, man. It sucks that we have the same, like... That's not fair. I literally had him first and you're the reason he'll never talk to me again. Wait, what? I said I had him first and you are the reason that he will never talk to me again. I am not joking you, Brooke. I thought I ate...

Like I die on that hill. And Brooke, do people know this story? Yeah, we told it on an episode before. Fuck, I... If I went back in time...

I would think that would be it every time. The only reason I don't literally kill you over it is because I could not have crafted a better response myself. I don't think he was going to respond to me regardless. I don't think... I think what you said was... I don't remember the exact words, but he loves mushrooms. And I was like... You said I'm shrooming so hard right now. I had literally never shroomed before at the time. I didn't do any drugs. And he was sober. Like...

Two days out of rehab. Contextually horrible at the time. Didn't know he was two days out of rehab. And I thought it would speak to him. The house down boots. Well, you know, we had a good little exchange, huh? Was he with Madeline Klein? Yeah. And she's so beautiful and perfect. And honestly, the only reason I started working out is because of the way her abs looked in Knives Out. I want to rewatch Knives Out. Such a good movie. She's cute. I love her. I didn't know she was in that.

She's like literally one of the main girls. An iPhone game is ruining my life. And I don't think you're going to have anything to add to this. There's no point in it being a podcast topic. I just need to make it known now. And if anybody has any help in the comments, like I'm so fucking for real. My screen time the other day, three hours and 41 minutes playing this iPhone game. It's called Agar.io. All you do is you're a dot and you eat other dots. Is this an ad? No, it's I promise that they have no budget. They have no money. Like, no.

It's insane. Like you're just a little dot and all you do is eat dots that are smaller than you and that's it. See, this is what they meant online when they were saying you were understimulated. You are too smart to be playing that fucking Aguilar video game. I know, but it consumes me. Like I can't wait to get in bed and play it for four hours.

Like, it's all I think about. I'm playing it right now in my head. I've never been so addicted to an iPhone game, and I'm scared. I'm really happy it's a game you can't spend money on like that because I have been. Yeah, like people who end up having to, like, go bankrupt over Fruit Ninja. SpongeBob Krabby Patty Deluxe almost had me giving the deed to my house for a second there. But it was still nothing like this. It's just...

It's consuming me three hours and 51 minutes in one 24 hour day of playing this game. That's way too. And like you die every like 40 seconds. So you're just doing the same thing. Did you see? Of course you did not see. Nevermind. What? Please give me some enrichment in my enclosure. Um, I think a 13 year old kid beat Tetris. The first one, the first person to ever beat Tetris. Oh, like get it full, like fully beat the game, like to where you cannot play anymore. I've

Also, sometimes I do say things and I don't know if I made them up or not. If you made that one up, that's so rogue. Is it real, Erin? You knew it. I'm so smart. How old? He's only 13 years old. People have been playing Tetris like as long as time. And now I'm going to make it my life's goal to beat Tetris. I love you so much. Willis is. Are you? This is like the poker tournament. I'm going to beat Tetris. I don't. I don't doubt you. OK, women in the arts. But Willis has it in the bag.

And nobody else has ever even come close. Seriously. I was going to just make a joke about Willis never getting pussy, but he's like literally 13. Let him live, girl. I'm just jealous. I want to be Tetris. I want to just be talented. We leave on tour in four days. What are your, this is the final solo episode, I think, before we go. This is definitely the first one they're going to see before any of the shows. If you see us on tour,

We are so excited to see you. Please, please, please. I'm not kidding. I lose sleep over this every night. Do not tell our secret. Dude, I because if we have like what I think is such a good show right now, but it takes one person to make me like literally never want to go outside again based on what was on that fucking people did so good. Like say whatever the fuck you want about our fans being feral or whatever the fuck people say. But like

we told some stories on tour that never made it to the internet and it i really felt like hannah montana it was literally like the hannah montana movie you know when she says like oh no one tells me tell my secret and then literally no one tells her secret that i swear to god happened we said things on stage like people knew like lore about like things that came out way later from the shows never said a word not on reddit not on google not on my face i am absolutely i'm like really fucking banking on people not doing that again with this next show like

I'm going to get so sued. I know, but I just I God, please don't be the person I like. Oh, please. I'm not. I have a very big segment of this show where I am finally exposing someone who did us very wrong. It's it is the answer to a question that Brooke and I have been asked.

For as long as I can remember, it is a secret that we have kept so crazy. And I'm about to take names on that stage. And I'm scared. Can't wait a couple more days. Yeah, I'm I'm really excited. I think that's it. Right.

That's that's all for now. I just want to say I love a solo episode more than literally anything in the world. And I'm so excited to do this in every fucking city for the next what feels like a decade forever. If you are in New Orleans, Houston, Austin, San Antonio, Oklahoma City, Nashville or Royal Oak, we've got tickets left for you. And please buy them. Also, if

If you do purchase the merch, just know that you could get a special little surprise. What's the surprise? Yeah, you just completely made that up. Booty for Biden. I'm like, tits for, I don't know. I liked where you were going there. I liked where you were going there. Bye, guys. Wow.