7: Episode 7: Hunter's Crazy Ex Made Tana Mad
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Look how good my life is. So what else? Tanimotia is cancelled. Sup, cunts. Welcome back to another episode of the Godcast. I just said that the first time and it didn't hit. It didn't land the first time and then she did it again. She literally made them run it back and then she did it again. We're shooting at night right now, paying homage to the Late Late Show by Dixie D'Amelio because I slept through today.

She slept the entire day. If only she had some preparation for that. One time I was up at 8 a.m. working and she's messaging me up. I was like, oh my God, let's go, T. You're up starting your day. She's like, mm-mm, haven't slept. No, I slept for like 30 minutes, but then I woke up.

Chris was getting water next to me and I screamed at him for it. And then it started the day off on a really high note, fighting about water. I woke up early. I planned my whole day around being here for the podcast at three o'clock. I did my laundry so that, yeah. And it was. I honestly, I'm a failure today. And I just want to, I want to start this podcast off by apologizing to the both of you. Thank you. I can only hold myself accountable. I can only hold myself accountable. Yeah.

Yeah, no, I was an absolute piece of shit today. Really glad we didn't have a guest. Me too. What are we, chopped liver? Your schedules don't matter. They matter. And I'm really sorry, guys. I really fumbled that bag. Hunter's leaving for tour in like seven days. And I'm so sad.

I'm hoping it gets canceled. What? I'm like, break a leg, Jaden. Literally. Yeah, it's a little sad. We're actually all about to go to Dallas, though, together. Tana and I talked in a...

I was going to say Irish. We talked in southern accents last night all night, like fully in the restaurant to the Uber driver. Should we do that podcast like this? What did you say to the Uber driver? She said, we're like, she was like, can you please roll up the windows? It's colder than I heard that. You said you heard it. No, I said, sir, can you please turn up the volume? I'm about as hard as hearing as Helen Keller. Is that ableist?

I'm not ableist again. Oh my God. I feel like you're saying it now. I don't know. I'm scared. I thought it was funny. I love the Helen jokes. I mean, dude, no shade to Helen Keller. No shade. She seemed like a great girl. I still kind of think she was a myth. Do you think Helen Keller was real? No, I think it... Yeah. What? Why have you never seen... You don't think she was real? She wasn't. I think the whole like flying the plane thing wasn't true. Helen is in the air for half an hour and says she feels more physical freedom than ever in her life. Like, bitch, you're just trying to be Amelia Earle.

I'm so sorry. Wait, who came first, Helen Keller or Amelia Earhart? Who came first? The chicken and the egg, baby. Not me starting off this podcast, but shitting Helen Keller. Oh my God. Yeah, Brooke and I went out last night, like all night. Lila had a party for the one year anniversary of her having a vagina, a pussy party. And Brooke and I went a little crazy, but then she's way more responsible than me. So she woke up.

And yeah. Well, I thought I had the podcast at three o'clock. I'm like, I got to be up right in early tomorrow. I have so many things to do. She kept going, come on, cancel your lift, cancel your lift, stay a little longer. One more shot.

A little bad. We were with Ethan from Shameless last night. People hate so much when any female hangs out with him. It's crazy. I know because people really like our territorial over like he has like a very, very like cult. It's honestly the most insane thing I've ever seen fan base wise. I think he has the most insane fan base I've ever seen ever. See, I've never seen the show, but when we initially were going to hang out with him, we were with

Savannah, a friend of mine, and she was freaking out. Like, oh my God, you don't understand. He's the best character. He's so hot. And every time he goes anywhere, people freak the fuck out. Every waiter last night was just like, man, so much respect to you. Loved you. You know what I mean? Loved you and shameless. He was with a girl last night. This happened with several girls too in LA that you both hate that are psychos. Crazy girls. But I thought they were hot and I wanted to fuck them. So I was super nice to them one time and now they follow us around everywhere. They're such pick me's. They're crazy. Usually they grow. One of them DM'd me the other day.

Damn. Which one? I'm like, who? Oh my God. That's a main one. Oh my God. The other day I was supposed to, with this pick me girl, I was supposed to do like a, an interview. Cause she like works at this. I'm like,

entertainment outlet like you know what I mean like entertainment tonight or something like that and I was supposed to do it and I called her and I was like hey like I'll be there in an hour like what's it about and then she like told me what it was about and like it just sounded so bad and then four minutes later I had Paige text her like actually we're feeling sick we can't come art and it was it was a little bad that's a beautiful story it was it was terrible I mean I I do that a lot bail I think that we all have realized that for sure but Hunter come on Hunter yes I

I think that our night last night was... It was pretty normal. Took the back seat to what Hunter was doing last night. For sure. Like, we just... We had a normal friend group, hectic, you know, Lila's pussy celebration. But Hunter was... You were at this little, like, very small gathering of, like, 10 people. It sounded like I was, like, shitting on you. Like, you were at this very small... I didn't mean it like that. This loser-ass party. That's not what I meant. But you were at this small gathering. And a couple weeks ago...

Hunter and Brooke went out without me and they come back to the house when we were still at David's and Brooke comes in blacked out, narcs out Hunter within the first 10 seconds. Hunter saw his ex, he paid $100 to get her into the club. Oh my God. And then to be clear, I thought everybody was going to think it was funny. I don't have a lot of like backstory. I wasn't around when she was in your life at all and I didn't know what disdain you had for her. So I come in and I'm like, you guys are going to love this one. Like,

You will not believe who was with us tonight. And Hunter like... And I just started... And Tana just started fuming. I was fuming. I was so angry because I hate... First of all, I'm very protective of you. I hate...

Sorry. I forgot. I just a little ASMR burp for you. It's my phobia. I hate when someone's shitty to you and I'm so protective over you. And I think that you've also given this person so many chances to wake up and smell the goddamn motherfucking roses and stop being absolutely just you.

And I also hate the gaslighting. Terrible. The girls are like, he is a player. He ruined my life. When like you did so many things to him to trigger him and to ruin his life and just like make him feel like shit. And like, and you're still doing it and you're putting out all this shade in the public eye. And then like anytime you would even remotely defend yourself, it's like, you know what I mean? You don't want to. Buenos dias world from the San Diego Zoo Wildlife Alliance. I'm Marco Wint. And I'm Rick Schwartz.

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No, but I started yelling at you and then we're for hanging out with her out of pain. Like, why are you doing that? Why are you paying for her to get into a club? And obviously Hunter's defense was again, good guy Hunter. I'm just trying to be on good terms with her. I'm trying to like remind her like that I'm this good person. And like, I commend you for that. You're the bigger person. But then in the backyard, Hunter starts screaming at me in a group of people. At least I'm not a cheater. At least I'm not a cheater. At least I'm not a cheater.

I mean, you cheat one time, one time or four or last week. No, I'd last podcast. People absolutely cooked me for being so open about times that I've cheated. But I mean, I think people don't realize like I'm just going to be honest about life. Like we all make mistakes. I respect that about you because if you came on here and you were like, oh my God, I would never everyone would be like, babe. Yeah, no. And there's obviously I've had great relationships where I'm loyal to people and I love them. But at the same time, if someone's shitty, like I, I,

I have that in me. I'm not Hunter. The bigger person doesn't always shine through. But Hunter was sick at me for being mad at him. But then last night he went to this event and one of the 10 people there was his ex. And I just want to hear about it. You were with Demi too. And Demi was, Demi was honestly like, what's the word? Cause I don't want to put Demi in a weird place. Like,

sick at the fact that you were being treated like this because obviously Demi knows how much I love you and like how good of a person you are and like has seen you in a good light and so it was it was it was funny seeing even Demi Lovato stick up for Hunter I was like can we finally talk about this on the podcast um yeah I mean I went to go shoot it was just an event to shoot um and I found out I saw the guest list before and I was like all right cool I see her name put my dick in four my ex is here

There's a lot of girls you've nutted on there. I want to see the guest list. There's one other person I've ever hooked up with that was there. You told me three on the phone. Yeah, no, he's a fucking liar. What is wrong with you? Sorry, I thought we were being honest here. We're all on edge today. It was one other person. Anyways, um...

Anyway, so I see a guest list. I see her names on it. I'm like listen I want to be fuck you both I'm like I want to be the bigger person and I'm going to give her a call or text and be like hey Just so you know I'm shooting this event. I'm feeling comfortable. I'm not gonna. I'm not gonna shoot it like if it's how could you text her? I thought she blocked you they unlocked each other when he was kinder. Yeah after we went to that thing whatever

When we all were out at that bar and I got her in it. No, she blocked you the next day. It was like Twitter, but then I realized that minute stayed blocked on Twitter. She didn't unblock. Oh. And then she got a new phone, I guess. Oh, okay. Yeah. Anyways. Um...

After that whole thing, I thought we were on good terms because I took care of her that night. She needed help getting home. I helped her getting home. Everything. Which is a frequent problem. Yeah. I'm sorry. I'm just on go. So I help her do all this stuff. So I'm like, all right. So there's no way that we can be on bad terms now after we talked about everything. Anyway, so I call her. I'm like, yo, just so you know, I'm shooting this event. If you're uncomfortable, I won't shoot it. It's all good. Just let me know. Didn't have to do that, but I did anyways. Suck your own dick a little more. I'm just kidding.

And she said, oh my God, of course. Like no worries at all. Like literally like we're so good. Like no stress at all. Blah, blah. Talk for like 10 minutes, maybe long. Probably talk for like 30 minutes about it. And I'm like, or it's about life. And I'm like, cool. All good.

- I can't believe y'all had, that makes it even more sickening that y'all had like a life talk before she fucking. - Yeah, and then after that, still she called me again a later time, just being like, she was going through some stuff, I'm like, hey, I'm here for you if you need anything. She didn't tell me what she was going through, but she was like-- - Which is awesome, because if so many of my exes did that, I would literally be like, suck my dick and rot. - Yeah, I know. - I don't know. - But I was telling her, you know, I'm there if you need me, but she didn't explain what it was, so I didn't push it too hard. But at that point, I was like, there's no chance, it's not gonna be chill at the event.

we get to the event just like i said there's 10 or 12 of us there she immediately starts talking about me to every single person going in separate groups just talking me and i'm blacked out yeah black i'm walking into each room so i'm taking photos and everyone's just like

I'm just trying to do my job and I think that's even weirder that it's kind of like you're in a professional environment I also think it's not like that's a common theme you're like it's not like you're ever somewhere where everyone's like oh my god this guy this asshole like everyone fucking loves you because you're like nice so it's like to create that it's just random you know I just don't think it's fair if you're like like she said it's a professional environment you're going in there and you're like trying to make a good name for yourself and like someone hired you and is paying you to be there and do a good job so it's like to put you in an uncomfortable position that's like

just fucking and convincing people who like definitely like you that you're like this devil and what was her tagline all night that you ruined her life yeah something like along those lines i was just like bro i didn't i didn't do anything and we broke up because you were hitting triggers you know like that's that's what was the main point of it and um

Yeah. So it was just a horrible night in regards to everything she was doing. I felt so uncomfortable. I couldn't do my job correctly. And what she keeps saying, she was like, I'm just airing her out. She kept saying like as a joke, like boyfriend's about to pick me up, like make everyone laugh. I think that. Yeah, she kept on saying that she has a new boyfriend who's picking her up like around me. And then so I'd like have a reaction. Obviously, I didn't have a reaction. But everyone else outside is like she obviously they're all new friends to her, too. She didn't know them before either. So she had to air out the idea of me being a crazy ex.

and then go in on the aspect she has a new boyfriend. But do you agree that this is more like, I feel like this is making her look like a crazy ex? I don't know. I was just like, I don't have any room to defend myself, so I'm not going to go up to each girl and be like, hey, you mind if I pull you aside real quick? That's weird. It's a weird situation. Yeah, it's weird. I also... But yeah, so pretty much she kept on doing that. Everyone's very uncomfortable towards me because of it. It wasn't like very uncomfortable, but I could feel attention. But today the host of the party called you and was like...

Like, that was really weird. She made me super uncomfortable. Yeah, the girl apologized. And...

And that was cool. But anyway, so I texted her today and I was just like, I wasn't going to, but I decided I'm going to text her. I was like, yo, what you did last night was really not cool. I thought we kind of were on good terms. Yeah, if it made her that uncomfortable, she should have just said something when you first like beforehand. Exactly. You gave her the opportunity to say like, hey, that would make me feel weird. It's also one thing to like sit with your bestie and talk shit, but to go around a room full of people. Strangers. Like girls you barely know. Yeah. Like that's a little fucking insane. I mean, like remember when you and I...

were besties and she was angry so she hooked up with my ex and they'd paint together every day to spite us just me

don't know about that one but anyways ultimately even now hunter's like so pc he's like honestly i know i wish her the best i did i told her that too i'm like listen regardless i wish you the best i'm always rooting for you i just think it's like it's not like you cheated on her it's not like you lied to her it's not like you were ever you're not you you don't have it in you to be mean to someone either you will you will leave a situation 10 times out of 10 before you're mean to someone so it's like

not to like just say this because I know there's two sides to every story and I'm sure this is going to evoke some crazy like reaction but it's like you're in my eyes especially knowing you so well like you're just mad he doesn't want to be with you and like that's strange I would be I do that all the time are you kidding yeah been there I'm kidding but like I don't know it just fuck I agree fucking A but you know moving on bigger better things all good on the bright side I was with my ex last night and

Which one? Ooh, I did see that. There's actually photo evidence if you. Oh, really? Yeah. Oh, we took photos. I forgot. Oh, my God. I was drunk. He's actually my favorite ex. I always say this. He's the only ex. Well, not the only ex, but I didn't get to say. I was. I was. I was.

Yeah, that was during Brooke and my fight that I was with him. So it was like, you know, but he's like probably one of the only exes of mine where I'm like, like I can still be like, you're a really good person. You know what I mean? Yeah. And his bestie is dating Olivia Rodrigo. So I was asking him all about that last night. It was so interesting and cool. Like I want to fucking be him. Buenos dias world from the San Diego Zoo Wildlife Alliance. I'm Marco Wendt. And I'm Rick Schwartz.

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So Dallas, Dallas, I'm so excited. This is our last hurrah before Hunter leaves. Yeah. And we're going with all these crypto billionaires. Hunter just put me onto the crypto billionaire world. So I met this guy recently, very, very wealthy guy. And, uh, Brooke's like, Oh God, you know, I'm looking for someone. I'm like, Oh God, I found this amazing guy for you, Brooke.

Brooke is sick. Anyways, at the same exact time, I was going to go to a meeting with Tana and I'm like, yo, T, this is going to be a great meeting for you. We can definitely do some cool business with these guys. Come on, let's go. But you also told me and I quote, no, you just said do your thing. Yeah. Which Hunter, we know what that means. You know what her thing means. No, yeah. You think my thing is just this fucking toothless, gagless throat fuck? You think that my thing is not toothless? Not toothless, gagless.

- No, but I mean like, you know, so I was speaking with this buddy. - We're going to dinner, I was like, yo T, do your thing, great guy, we'll fucking kill it. And so we go. Brooke is not at this dinner, unfortunately. So T got her claws in a little early and ended up just like the entire night just being like-- - Tana swooped in before me. He literally told me that he had an eligible bachelor who happens to be 22 and a billionaire. And I was like, okay. - Is he 22? - I think he might be a little older.

I don't know. He's a young billionaire. My favorite type of person. Obviously, I'm still kind of in a relationship. It's a little on the rocks right now. Yeah, I thought you guys were broken up. But I'm not trying to air that out on the podcast. You know what I mean? Because by the time this comes out, they're back together. No, well, yeah. She's not trying to air it out on the podcast. Last time you guys broke up, you literally tweeted, he just left me. That's my point.

Trying to not be like that anymore and air out my relationship troubles online But I don't know I anyways wanna Dallas with them We're going but anyways, we're going to Dallas with a bunch of crypto billionaires and I'm excited to do that I'm about to set up Brooke

with other crypto billionaires and we love a good billionaire lifestyle. I'm actually, I'm literally so excited for Dallas, especially last night. Talking in a Southern accent all night just made me really realize that that is something that I'm really good at being in. It's funny because last night I was at dinner with Diablo, Ethan,

Chris and me who all dated this southern girl and all of them. Ethan dated her too. Ethan dated her too. Diablo was sitting next to me furious I was talking in a southern accent because he was like, you are triggering me. Oh, man. She's like, Billy Ray. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh my god. It's so bad. I wish I... That's one... See, I keep some of my relationships off camera, right? That was off camera? That was not off camera. In fact, I don't even think you ever put your phone down the whole time. If you squeeze that can one more time, I'm throwing it off this head. I have anxiety. Are you on edge? Every five seconds, she's like...

I actually always do that. I'm sorry. So we moved into a new house. We did. I want to discuss that. I don't see it before we moved in. I know Brooke is sick because it's a four bedroom house. But guess what? You can move in. Well, we toured so many fucking five bedroom houses. And as you guys know from the past podcast, got turned down. And then this was like the final option. It was like, take this or live under the freeway pass on Coanga. You know what I mean? That's where I live. Yeah.

But Hunter's leaving so you're gonna live in his room while he's gone for sure while he's gone. Yeah, at least that's like a pretty long time No, yeah true she's gonna be his bunk fucking tour bus no, um, but I what do you think the new house? I think it's cool. I like it. It's good vibe I think when everyone talks about it their voice goes high-pitched like no, I love it It's cool we all hang out in the living room we never did that before that's what it has it's cool. It's like similar I

was like a couple houses ago but that was like a really fun like situation you I feel like I should have never moved from little no I love that house I honestly almost wish I never moved out of my first house old house like especially for the fact that like David Dobrik moved in and now lives on that street like had we just stayed neighbors and I never because moving into Weed Lake also being David Dobrik's neighbor that is not in anyone's best interest that's in mine no sorry I like your perspective I

I just loved that house because it had such a, like, we would spend so much time, all of us in the living room, like, playing games. Like, we'd do, like, games. Yeah, it's cuter. Game night, like, all the time. It was just fun. The new living room is kind of similar to that where it's, like, really open and there's room for everybody to sit. So it's, like,

I like that about it. No, I actually love this house. It's just very funny because I'm not going to lie. It's not in the best area. And it's funny because it's like when people remodel a house, they put a really nice house on a street of a bunch of really not nice houses. Like the houses next to us fully have like fumigation tarps, like windows busted. There's like a hoarding problem. And there is the entire backyard just fogged.

full there's a washer and dryer in their backyard and that's my view from my fucking bathroom it's no it's not safe I was in the street actually the other day walking around she's like I haven't left

I know I can't. What's a song these streets will make you feel brand new? I recorded that TikTok with Tana for when she's single again. Oh my God, for the love of God. Sorry, Chris, I love you. Very funny. No, we love Chris. He's our bestie. I do love him. I did hear you crying the other night. Scream crying. Well, it's because... I was going to get blankets from my friend who's visiting. I'm like walking upstairs looking around for blankets. I'm like, I hear like...

Literally, I don't know what time it was like maybe like 3 a.m. 4 a.m. Do you know what happened and I hear Chris being like baby stop crying, please please stop crying Why are you screaming? We're not at our peak right now. I can't lie. I mean whatever this one is actually so dumb - it cuz Chris is such a little fucking sex addicts the last no good no

I mean we fought over water today Like it's not like We're happy But We fought Because Chris always Wants to have sex Every second And I'm not gonna lie Like I'm a I'm a sexy Freaky little bitch But sometimes I'm just like For the love of God Like

I don't even know. And his dick is so big that, like, I feel like it, like, starts to hurt. And I'm like, over it. And then he's like, you don't want to fuck me. I'm like, be better with your dick then. Be better with your... Speaking of his dick, Ari just saw his dick yesterday. It was traumatizing. I was sucking Chris's dick in my room. You owe him financial compensation. No, literally. It was so bad. Ari walks in and goes...

And I was like, but so the other day I walked in into your room at 830 a.m. And she was sucking dick again. No, I wasn't even sucking dick. We were watching porn. I was like, don't.

Oh my god. Anyways. She thought that she stole my charger the night before so I had to go and get it. Walk into your own risk. So I went to go grab it but she thought I was Ryan Warm, Kyla's brother. Who is so beautiful by the way. If you weren't my assistant brother. And she was like Ryan, Ryan, please close the door.

She's like, I'll be there in a second. Like, wait, it's like five minutes. Comes up with like a blanket covering her tits. And she's like, oh, it's you. And I was just like. It's just like walk into your own room. But she texted Ryan being like, I'm sorry you saw me naked. Like, I mean, he just wasn't there. Yeah, right. She's like, you're welcome for the free show. I'm just happy you saw me naked. But I fully thought it was Kylo's brother. So I was freaking out. But no, but the other night we were. Yeah, he like wanted to fuck.

And then I still wanted to fuck, but I was just like, I don't know, do it differently. And then I said a sentence I should not have said. I was like, I'm toxic. I know I said a really toxic sentence. I was like, I'm just going to go to bed and think about other people fucking me. And then he was trying to leave. Jail. You literally belong in jail for that.

No, I mean, there are so many things to be fair. He says toxic sentence to me all the time. He's been literally every time we fight. He's like, are we better off as friends? I'm like, that's not a toxic sentence at all. I'm thinking of fucking people better than you. No, that's not what I said. I said, I'm thinking I'm going to fall asleep thinking of other people. Fucking me. You didn't make it better. I thought you were going to make it better, but you didn't make it better. Okay. Honestly, I shouldn't have said it. Obviously, that's why I was crying. I was like, chill out. Like, I'm sorry. No.

Okay, I know, I know. There's so much more context. This does make me sound bad and I love Chris so much. So I don't want to like, he's a great guy. I hope we're always friends and he's the best and I hope we can work it out too. God, we have to. What's your next topic? I love Chris Miles. And back to you, Jeff.

Someone with the weather. Oh, my. We need to start having a weather segment. Like, when we cut shit, like someone doing the weather segment. Should we just do the fucking weather? Which means he doesn't love me. I would give my last dollar. I actually only have, like, four, but...

I would give all $4 I have to see Tana do the great job. I really want to do it. No one on my team will let me, but I absolutely does. My manager off camera is like, absolutely. Imagine Tana in a full body cast after doing the great job. Like Tana with a broken femur. You broke your femur once. I did. I was in a full body cast. That would have been so funny. I had just my arms out all the way down, both legs, a bar between my legs. I forgot this ever happened. Imagine the field day we would have today. Did you never jack off?

I was in a fucking cast. He cuts a hole. Did anyone ever suck your dick? It was literally a fourth grade. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. I swear to God, I feel like you weren't in fourth grade. We cannot sexualize fourth grade hunters. Well, I'm not trying to. I thought you were older. I swear I remember hearing the story about you being in a full body cast and someone whose name rhymes with hill sucking you.

Oh my god. Oh my god. Should we talk about her? That was my... She ruined my life too. Yeah, it's so crazy that Brooke and Hunter kind of went to college together. We did go to college together. Yeah, I wish we knew each other. It's so strange. My ex-girlfriend was... We did know each other. Brooke was the assistant to my ex-girlfriend. Yeah, so she was a recruitment chair and I was like membership... But she was like assistant. Notoriously the craziest bitch at the college. She was evil to me. But she was also a super genius. Super genius.

So brilliant. So beautiful. She was like the cool, like I looked up to her so much. She fucking hated me. Wanted me dead. And I was her assistant and she was dating Hunter. So I knew Hunter, but Hunter didn't know me. Yeah. I had no idea. That's kind of crazy. No, it was a long time. You don't have to rub it in. Yeah. I fucking like didn't know her at all. Zero true. Literally a nobody. Okay. But, um. Buenos dias world from the San Diego Zoo Wildlife Alliance. I'm Marco Wendt. And I'm Rick Schwartz.

And we're your hosts for season three of Amazing Wildlife, a show from iHeartRadio Ruby Studio and the global conservation organization behind the San Diego Zoo and the San Diego Zoo Safari Park. Listen as we dive into the efforts here in San Diego and spotlight the heroes working worldwide to care for the species you know and love. Listen to Amazing Wildlife on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. What I really want to move on to now is something that really upset me.

No, it's actually not that bad. So I was... So to preface really quickly, I don't have an Uber account or a Lyft. Brooke is sick. I don't have a Lyft account. Why don't you have a Lyft? Honestly, because my cards never work when you have a card. And my Lyft and Uber... Literally, I'm going broke. I'm Austin McBroom. Why do I do this every week? God damn it. Kyla's like...

35, 26. It's so funny. The podcast notes. Oh my God. I did. Wait, you were so close to we're on 34, 12. Oh shit. Wow. Love that. Um, but so I, my Uber and Lyft just never works. My cards never work. So I'm at the point now where I use Brooks Lyft. Like every time I get in a car, they're like for Brooke. I'm like, yes, that's me.

And then every week Brooke sends Kyla an invoice for like two grand. I wake up every morning with thousands of dollars in Uber charges. It's like to Taco Bell, to the next Taco Bell, to the next Taco Bell. To Poppy, to someone's house. And I'm the brokest one in the group. I'm like somebody else. But you have an amazing Lyft repertoire. And I'd love to be. No, and my rating goes down like 10 points every single time she gets in. Truly.

- I'm sorry. But speaking of your writing going down, the other day I went to see Lil Wayne at this concert after he slid in my DMs. Just wanna say that again 'cause I'll never get over it. - Make sure they know. - He slid in my DMs. I love him so much. Wish something could happen about that. And keep in mind, I went to a concert and I didn't even DM him like, "You did so good, daddy." - You did tag him in your stories.

So it's the same thing. I didn't tag him. Yeah, you didn't. No, I didn't. I saw it. I didn't tag him. I swear to God. I'll go back through my history. I swear to God. No, but you know, I know it's because I dare her to do it. I swear to God. I swear to God. I swear to God. I swear to God. Because I remember being there and being like, who's going to drop dead? Cause she keeps it. I swear to God. No,

but I swear because I remember being like fuck I didn't tag him like he doesn't even know I was there here go ahead it's in the archives no no no just go to your guys' text messages oh period one second one second I got you I swear to God but anyways say it one more time so I went can you stop God's like check the fuck out of my name no look

Not one story mentioned. Oh my God. She's right. I swear to God. I'm sorry. I keep doubting. This is another story of when I doubted you. She's about to tell a story. Everyone just fucking doubts me. It's ridiculous. So, but I've always said every time I cried wolf, I am the girl who cried wolf, but, um,

I've always said that whenever I see Lil Wayne, there's like a stigma of bad luck around it. Either he cancels the show. I've been to eight shows where he canceled. You and I were at one at Rolling Loud in Miami where I was bawling in the fucking rain with you because I only went to Miami to see him and then he canceled. I went to Vegas several times for festivals and he canceled. I would cry every time. So tragic.

And so, but I've always said, so if I see him something bad, I'll always have bad luck after seeing him. Cause if I get the good luck of seeing him, I'm going to have bad luck. Like it's like a whole thing. I swear to God. And I was already going to miss it. Like, like I guess the people throwing the event was my agency on Ruli who do my only fans subscribe. Um,

Sorry. That was so ugly. I didn't need to do that. But they were doing it. They texted me like 30 minutes before, like Lil Wayne's going on in 30 minutes. And so I was sick. I was like, God, I wish I knew about this all day. So I got ready in two seconds, looked fucking absolutely beat, got there, so much problems with the sprinter, barely got in, saw him. And I remember thinking to myself like,

fuck. I like, you know, I didn't like the look you two exchanged. It threw me off. No, they're literally shit talking to me with their faces. It's fine. I deserve it. It's fine. Um, moving on. Um, so I saw him and I remember thinking like, fuck, like I'm surprised I made it. I made it by the minute he walked on. Like he was driving in before me and I was like, fuck, like, thank God I made it. And so afterwards I get in the super and it's so annoying to, cause we ordered another one. I was like, no, we're taking mine.

and i get in who else had an uber account that could have been used chris but i was like mine's here a minute sooner so we're taking mine and i get in and it's like this old man and he turns to us and he's like do you guys like rod wave the rapper and this man is old and like you know what i mean it was so weird and i was like yeah i like him and he's like i'm gonna play my music so then he like it's weird it's a weird demeanor like for sure that's my new favorite word demeanor loving it um and so it's it's super weird and so he puts on rod wave

and we start driving, and then I'm like, can I roll my window down? And he won't unlock it. We just had a conversation. It's very clear. There's no language barrier or anything weird. It's not like I'm yelling at him. We're in a small car, and he's just ignoring me. And so after five times, I'm like, can I please roll my window down? And so then he lets me roll my window down, and then...

I don't know, when anything's weird and the vibe is weird, I start intentively watching them. And I was high as fuck, so my paranoia was just on 10, obviously. I mean, but whatever. So I'm intensively watching him. And he can tell, so he keeps staring at me through the like...

rear view mirror and I'm very weird I think when an Uber driver is staring at me I'm like I'm gonna stare back at you because you have to assert your dominance or they'll fucking kill you 100% so he's like staring at me I'm staring back whatever and then I look at his phone and it's in like a

holder in the middle of the car and he's texting and he's like they're like someone's texting like can you come right now and he's like i'm with two people and then like you know like there are two people in my car and then they're like so what and then he's like okay i'm coming like i'm bringing them like fully like texting this person saying i swear to god i swear to god texting i hate you hunter it still doesn't believe me so lightning bolt say i hate you saying

that he'll just like bring us. No, no, no, he is. He's like, they can come with me. Like, I don't remember what he said. And then the person sends the address and he's like, okay, and I'm seeing him type this address into his maps and like whatever.

And then it's just weird. And I keep staring at him and I like roll my window down further. He like rolls the sunroof out and he's like staring at me and it's weird. And then Chris is obviously just so oblivious. Yeah. Like literally Chris is just paying no attention. Like, and I'm like, I'm in this alone. Like I'm going to fucking die. Like it's, I love Chris to death. And like, I know he's, he's like crazy. Like he's like a rapper. Like I could see him like stabbing someone, like takes a little knife everywhere and shit. But at the same time I could see someone just taking like a fucking knife.

What's the word? Like chloroform and just like killing us. You know what I mean? Like this chloroform. Like the, what's it called when they stab you with the injection and you pass out and then you wake up like, oh no, like you wake up like tied up. And so I was like, you know, looking at him texting this person and then he's looking at the map and he keeps, you know how like when a Lyft driver like swipes to end the ride.

like how in their app they can do a drop off he keeps going to swipe to end the ride while we're driving down the road and that's the first thing they're gonna do if they're gonna murder you is end the ride because then it looks like you got out and like it's a whole thing I swear to god I swear to god like that they're gonna end the ride there so it's like you got out and so he keeps swiping in the ride and at one point he goes to swipe to end it and I go uh sir and he goes

like just like you could see his eye like he didn't think i was watching him and i fully audibly said uh sir like as you decide to end it and then he just like continues doesn't say anything it's so fucking weird and then it's like the maps are telling him where to go and it keeps he keeps missing turns keeps going like actively the wrong way actively the wrong way and it just keeps rerouting and the time keeps going up so then that's when i call you guys and that's when i was in the car on the phone just being so obsessed i was like this is so weird whatever

And then eventually he was supposed to get on the freeway and he was about to not turn for it. And I was like, like, he's about to not turn for it. And then like, I can see he's not turning for the freeway. And I go like, oh, sir, right here, whatever. And then he like whips a brick and turns down like Rodeo.

And he just starts going down Rodeo. And then I'm like, excuse me, sir. Like, where are you going? And Chris is just sitting like, you know, what's going on? And then he sees that I'm like, like, what are you doing? And then he starts to make a U-turn to like get back on the freeway. And then he texts the person. Then he's texting, being like, I'm almost there. And so I literally opened the door while the car is moving on Rodeo. And I told Chris before we got in the car, please have my purse. And Chris is like, OK, I have your purse. Like, I'm holding your purse.

And then I'm like, like he starts turning on Rodeo. So I get out of the moving vehicle fully on Rodeo. I'm like, I can't do this anymore. He's like, what are you doing? What are you doing? I'm like, I'm getting out. Thank you so much. And so I get out and then we get out and we're sitting on Rodeo and I look at Chris and I go, do you still have my purse? And then, of course, he's like, no. And how dare he? I get I get like obviously the frantic nature of the moment of me just getting out of a moving car. I'm sure jarred him to the point that he wasn't thinking like, oh, I need her bag.

you know? And then of course I'm sitting on the side of the road and Chris is just like, are you fucking kidding me? But I'm like, I don't care. I've almost died in so many Ubers. You've been on the phone with me several times where I've gotten out of moving Ubers. Like if you say weird shit to me, if you try to touch me, if you're staring at me in the viewfinder, if you're texting about me, if you're trying to end the ride, if you're just weird, like I'm going to get out. I don't want to. And I've, I've almost died in Ubers. Like obviously back in the day, I wasn't like an Uber blacker. I was an Uber Xer. So, and in Vegas you would get people with like gunshots in their cars. Word to the old story time, like just crazy shit.

And so I get out. I'm sick. I call fucking Hunter and Brooke and I'm just sick. And Hunter's just on the phone being so mean to me. Anyways, she called me in the car and we just wouldn't say anything. She was like this.

And I can vouch that's exactly. We thought you were literally like obliterated. That's what I thought. I thought you were so out of your mind, fucked up. You couldn't speak. And you're just like, and I'm like, where's Chris? You're like, he's next to me. I'm like, Chris, speak. He is not speaking. And I was like, Chris, if you're in the car, speak. And you're like, Chris is here. And he's not talking. So I'm just like, all right. So she kept looking at us like,

Well, I was sure. I get what you're saying. That's what doing that. It was so, the energy was so strange. Well, when I'm drunk. You're probably so blacked out that you just are being paranoid. 100. And I get what you're saying because like blacked out me is very silent and like can't talk. Yeah. But I was trying to like say like help me through my,

Yeah, she was giving like a, I'm about to get murdered eyes, but we were getting very much like, I'm drunk as shit. No one's home vibes. Yeah. But so Hunter's on the phone with me, just like, you're fucking nuts. You're fucking crazy. Like I can't. And then I'm just trying to get my Prada bag back at this point. I'm like, okay. And so I called Brooke. She didn't answer several times. You didn't call me. I did. I'll go through my call log. You're a

Should I literally be right again? I'm loving this. She's lying. She was going to Hunter. Is Brooke there? And Hunter kept saying, Brooke's not here. And I was sitting there like Sunday. Here's the call. Here's the call. Here's the call.

You just made that up. Oh, check the time. We talk 20 times a day. What do you mean? Oh, no, no, 9.40 p.m. Stay safe. 9.40? It was way later. It was way later than 9.40 p.m. You guys are sick and liars. You did call me. Brooke was in the room. You kept saying, where's Brooke? No, and I'm like, where's Brooke? I need her to go in her Lyft account and tell him. Because the easiest way to get your stuff back is obviously. I knew what was about to happen. So I was going like this to Hunter. I was like, ugh.

Like, I don't want to deal with this. No, and Hunter's fully pretending like Brooke isn't there and I know she's there and I'm just sick because the easiest way to get your shit back is like in the minute that like they're driving away so they can like turn around. So I'm like, can you guys please help me? Hunter won't fucking help me. I'm sick. I'm so pissed. We were helping you. She already did do the reach out. She did the whole thing. I quietly on my own time, I reached out to Lyft support to get her bag back and it took a couple days. I went back and forth with them for a really honestly long time before like the guy finally like reached out to me. Yeah. And when he did...

Also, we were just badmouthing Uber for the last 10 minutes. I mean, no, but I get home, too, and they're weird vibes. I get home. It was Lyft. Oh, yeah. By the way, this story is not an Uber story. This was a Lyft story. Fair, but it's all the same shit. We should say that it's not, though. Two different companies. I think Lyft is less sketchy than Uber most of the time, too, though, low-key. It's cheaper, but I don't know about this. Because Lyft, you have to do more background checks, so the drivers are usually better. Really? Yeah. Who told you? Um...

Fuck off. Literally go fuck yourself. Go absolutely fucking jerk your dick and fuck yourself. And no, but I get home and they're all weird vibes. I can just tell they're like annoyed at me and they're like this bitch. Well, I'm frustrated. It's not weird vibes, but I was frustrated because no offense, you're kind of known for exaggerating stories. I thought like, okay, this girl was going to make it home like perfectly fine. She was probably...

Just like honestly like kind of I think I thought you were too drunk I was like she was probably just like reading the situation wrong and she's gonna ruin my uber rating or Lyft I

Ruin my Lyft rating. I understand. Get me banned from Lyft and I'm going to get some kind of like outrageous charge for her like literally damaging a vehicle because she jumped out on a moving road. To be fair, I honestly understand that because I can be dramatic and I can't whatever, but I swear to God, I know I'm crazy, but I really, I think I have a lot of PTSD from going through a lot of weird shit. Like obviously that comes to my life. People are just fucking weird. It's always been that way. I don't know. I have bad luck. My intuition's on 10 if someone's going to kill me. That's fair. And then...

But at the time, yeah, I was just frustrated. I'm like, now I'm going to have to go through the trouble of getting this girl's bag back because Lord knows it doesn't matter. This girl. That's the thing. This girl. Someone pointed out to me like, hello, like she's on your Lyft account. She can access the same support that you can and you actually could have fully done it yourself. But I'm also, I have one brain cell and they kept giving me her phone number. Brooke, this is yours to handle. And I just accepted it because that's,

You're a good friend of mine. I love you. Thank you. Thank you. But then she starts texting this man to get her bag back and he's like, sorry, I'm napping. And she's like, have a good nap, which I would never say. Well, no, no, no. It was already weird. Weird vibes. He texts me and he goes, hey, I found your bag. I go, oh my God, thank you so much. Doesn't respond for a couple hours. And I go, so how do I get it back? And he texts me and he goes, I'm napping right now.

I'm like, okay. Like, first of all, you don't have to say that. You could have just waited another couple hours to respond and then been like, hey, I'm back on the road. Professionalism as a driver. But he goes, I'm napping right now. So I'm like, that's kind of weird. I'm going to be weird back. I was in a silly, goofy mood. So I was like. Let's have a good nap. I go, have a good nap. Maybe I set the tone. You for sure set the tone.

Okay, no. You allowed him to think, I'll hit her back with something better. There is no justification for the unprofessionalism. He literally sends me back a picture of him and a woman naked in bed. It was the craziest thing I've ever seen.

And then Hunter comes upstairs running. Did you see the text? And I thought you just texted him, not the group chat. I didn't see it, to be fair. And I'm like, fuck you guys. Like, it really took this man sending like a naked selfie in bed with a bitch for you guys to know. To believe you that he was like a little bit of a creepy guy. I did apologize after that and said, I'm so sorry. The guy was very weird. I'm glad you used your intuition and got out of the car. And I got my bag back. I got your bag back.

But yeah, I got her back back. Yeah, you got my back back. Brooke got her back back. Yeah, to be fair. But it was just bad. It was a bad experience. I really needed to drive. I'm so, but not that I ever could. You don't need to drive. Because even if that was a situation, you had a car, you still wouldn't be driving because you wouldn't be driving. Well, I wasn't drunk. I was high, but still, you shouldn't drive that high as fuck. I agree. She was something for sure. Something was up. I smoked a blunt at Lil Wayne. Crucify me.

crucified but yeah i just i hate ubers and it was a very strange to keep going and you both for thinking i'm nuts honestly i do feel bad for doubting you you have to admit that you do like you have a tendency to exaggerate a little bit especially like for the good for a good story out of here come on listen i'm trying to get out here you were the girl who cried wolf literally you will turn like a story it'll be like someone hands you a pizza and she'll be like someone beat my ass my head so

We're die doves. My natural reaction is, oh, like no matter what you're telling me, like I'm always going to.

- I understand. And honestly, it taught me a valid lesson that I don't really need to exaggerate 'cause I think enough crazy shit happens to me. - Exaggerate on your YouTube channel, babe. Don't exaggerate to us. - I don't mean to be. I really, that's how I perceive things. But that's the tragic part is I, you know what I mean? I'm just dramatic. - That's the thing. Like that's actually her actual level of perception. She like really views the situation. - Everything wrong. - I've done that where I start to believe my own stories that I tell and they're not true.

I definitely think it's like the way I was raised. I was raised by very dramatic, like turbulent people. And I've tried to be better at that. I've been in a lot of situations where I exaggerated and it bit me in the ass, but I still definitely, it's my downfall. Speaking of the way. Are you kidding? It's a great thing. That's how you were so successful. But like, don't do that in real life because then you're going to get fucked by an Uber driver and be in his basement. No one's going to fucking care. So please, what'd you just say? What'd you just fucking say? Fuck yourself. Fuck yourself.

That's being Hunter's favorite joke, but I think we take it to the grave. Yeah, just the grave one. Anyways, what do you got next? I don't know which one it was. Was it the glasses? No. Something like that. Buenos dias, world, from the San Diego Zoo Wildlife Alliance. I'm Marco Wendt. And I'm Rick Schwartz.

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- The Scott Disick thing was so wild. - So fucking wild. - So wild. - I have to know what he was thinking when he did that, because I've had situations like that, but it's like, I feel like had he never had a conversation with Eunice beforehand,

Should we explain like what happened before him? Yeah, so Courtney. Yeah, basically Courtney. There was a photo of Courtney Kardashian and Travis Barker in Italy and she's like straddling him on a boat. They're like making out. Scott Disick sends it to Eunice, who's Courtney Kardashian's ex, and says like, Can you believe this chick? Can you believe this chick? That's a mother of your children. That's wild. Implying that she's just being out like embarrassing like,

saying like right in the middle of Italy like outside like so embarrassing expecting Eunice apparently like to be like but even though Scott shit on Eunice right like so much yeah that's the thing and like it's not like they had like a like a relationship prior to this he literally just I guess expected him to be like oh my god yeah that's so embarrassing like ew that's which it wasn't it literally was not embarrassing at all like it was just her like no Scott's just a fucking hater yeah and it clearly was like not a set up paparazzi shot it was like them on like a boat or something yeah

And it was that I think that's so strange. Like for real. I think obviously everyone always talks about Scott Disick is childish, but like that is so childish. I just imagine how embarrassed he feels like he he like when I don't know when it was like, you know what, Eunice, like we're going to bond over this. And Eunice was like, bro, like she's happy. She's like, I'm not your bro one. And also I'm about to post this exact screenshot. That's so embarrassing. I just know he's hurting. I feel bad for him. But honestly, fuck.

Fucking mind your own business. Courtney's happy. Travis Barker's so hot. And your girlfriend's literally 17. So I'm just like, no. I mean, and did you see Lisa Rinna, too? I love Lisa Rinna. And honestly, I love you, Amelia. I'm sorry. No, Amelia's great. So is Delilah. But Lisa Rinna's their mom, and they have a reality show. And it's Delilah Bell and Amelia Hamlin.

Scott's girlfriend. And she was like, you know, me and my husband never want to give the word of marriage, but if Delilah wanted to get married right now, we love her boyfriend. Like, we love them together. And Lisa went and literally, like, verbatim said, like, but Amelia, I can't really say that. Like, why Scott Disick? Why not Harry Styles? She said, why not Harry Styles? Like, Scott Disick? Really? And she's, like, close with Kris Jenner. Like, she's a real housewife. Like, she's...

Like, and I... She's in that scene, but she was like, why the fuck is it Scott Disick? Like, why did it have to be him? No, I saw this TikTok too the other day, like, coming for Scott and Leonardo, like, fully saying, like, you've never... Like, showing all their relationships with people who are, like, 18 to 20, and it's so wild. Like, I don't think either one of them ever dated someone over 20. It is weird, though. Like, I don't think of it as weird because, honestly, if Scott Disick wanted to date me tomorrow, I'd be like, okay, where and when? Like, he's hot to me, whatever. But it is, like, what do they talk about? What can you possibly, like, how...

Like do their conversations go? What do they like relate to each other on? I mean, well, I know what it's like to be with like a super older guy and you're just like, they're so mature and they're always telling you like, I'm so like, you're so mature. You know what I mean? Like they make you think that like the reason why you're with them is because like you're so mature, but like it's like not.

You know what I mean? But I definitely also write off the reason Scott Disick like fully got at me and like nothing ever like came about it. And I swear to God, I tell myself it's because I'm too old. But that's like definitely not. There's no way I would ever allow that to happen. If Scott Disick got at me in any way, like, oh my God, I'd be a Kardashian already. Sincerely, sincerely. But I was about...

I won't even say it. Yeah. Yeah, don't say that. Yeah, never mind, never mind. Different way to be a Kardashian. Oh, no, it's okay. Oh, no. I'm going to get in trouble. Hold it out a little bit longer. No, I think I'm already like ready to get a kidney infection. We're at 55 minutes. We're almost done. Okay. Brooke has such a problem with not being able to hold your pee. Do you know that if you think about sex, it makes you not have to pee? I don't think that's true. I swear to God, it's proven fact. And also, I did one thing one time. I was in an Uber and I was like, oh my God, I'm going to pee myself. Tana, there's no question about it. I'm going to pee in your Uber and like it's going to be a big mess.

And she won't let me forget it ever. Now every time I'll be like, oh my God, it's a beautiful Wednesday. And she'll be like, remember that time you literally had to pee in your room at night? I think it's because I'm like, I'm weirdly such a master at holding my pee. Like I'm holding it right now. I have to pee so bad. Yeah, it's because you haven't drunk, like had any, a sip of water since you were like the sixth grade. I drink a lot of water.

I literally, you can say I don't shower, but I'm hydrated. Just because I am. It's like the water's on the inside, not the out. Well, not so much you, but I got roasted for exposing you about the not showering thing. Why? We have accepted it, and Tana doesn't even smell bad or anything, just so you know. But we like. I showered this week. Everyone's like, God, that's not a real friend, like exposing her like that. It's a trauma response. It really is a trauma response.

No, I swear to God. I was so depressed growing up that I was like... Now she's just trying to... She's like being, you know... Yeah, I'm going to milk off that. To be honest, guys... She's like, wait, you're... She's like, that's so funny you say that. You're right. No, but that scene in the euphoria where Zendaya is so depressed that she holds her pee, I relate to it constantly because I do that. See, I could never. Well, because the thing with ADHD is like you can't move. Like, it's like a thing. Like, you literally cannot... Like, when you're depressed with ADHD, you can't...

like get something off the nightstand. Get yourself to do something. You can't move. So I'll like hold my pee for hours and hours and hours so depressed until I'm in like physical pain because it's like I'm that depressive. I've had too many kidney infections for that. I am not trying to go down that road again. I know. I'm surprised I don't get like more because I do that like literally constantly. So I like look down upon people who can't like turn off the physical response.

Sorry. I'll know better next time. I'm just kidding. But I swear if you think about sex, if you think about the best sex you've ever had. Right now. I don't think it's a good idea actually for me to think about that right now. No, I'm serious. Close your eyes. No, I'm good. You don't want to try this exercise? I'm trying to help you grow. Very weird exercises to do. I swear it works. I swear to God it works. I do it all the time. Who's the best sex you've ever had?

My whole life. Give us the first letter of his name. Honestly, the first person that came to my mind, but I don't know if it's true, is Banks. We had such good sex. But I mean, we just talked about it on his podcast. He brought up, he said I was the best sex he ever had. You did talk about that for a little bit, to be honest. No, it was late. And then for a while, I thought it was Jay Alvarez, but his personality really... Did he coconut oil you? He... He did. Okay. Stay safe. What's the first initial of the best sex you've ever had? Can you think of the person, like off the tops? Off the top? Yeah.

no i can't think of really but now i've just been a lot so there's like definitely like a top five maybe a top ten i don't even know buenos dias world from the san diego zoo wildlife alliance i'm marco wendt and i'm rick schwartz

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I would love to do that. Like how every person links together. Oh, you should not do that. It's just like one line. No, it's like it's in categories of friend groups. Oh my God. How every person relates to what she's like sibling, sibling, sibling, dad. Oh, grandfather. I'm about to do that with the O'Neils. I swear to God. I just want to. I'm sorry. You want to fuck Shaq? You know what I mean? Would you fuck Shaq?

Well, I mean, wouldn't it be a fun thing? Yeah, it was like, hey, Miles, I also fucked your dad. Oh, nipple. Nipple? You had it for a second. You showed it and then... Nip slips are really just my downfall. The only other thing that happened in pop culture this week I'm sick about, so I don't know. I mean, congratulations. 4-0. Kill it. Yeah, Jake did win his fight. Just kidding. He honestly killed it. His shorts were fucking stupid, though. It was actually very interesting because I think he's never really been punched in the face like he got punched during the fight and he got like

Rocked. We were nervous there for a second. A few rounds in, we were like, okay, he's getting tired. And of course, I say I don't like Jake, but I was obviously rooting for him. I almost tweeted that I bet on Tyrone Woodley. I'm so glad I didn't. I would have looked so fucking stupid. It would have been a Bryce Hall situation. Yeah, literally. Team Tyrone. Oh, God.

No. No, it was a good fight. He came back and won. I was like, let's go. Absolutely killed it. Apparently he's also having a kid. He killed it. He could have done better on his little speech after. Right? You sent me that. Everyone's been sending me that. Him saying he's having a kid. All the power to you. I don't know. He's definitely very kid oriented. Like whenever he's with someone that wants a kid. Yeah. Wants to be a dad. I don't think he'd be the worst dad. I think they would both be really great dads. If you got pregnant right now, would you want to have a kid? Do you think it'd be chill around him? Yeah.

You know, come out face to face. Chill around who? What do you mean? Would it be a chill around this time frame for you? I think having a kid entirely depends on the person that you're having a kid with because you have to think about no matter what the rest of your life, you're like absolutely tied to that person. And it's also about the kid's life. Like you want them to be like raised in the best way. I think I'm definitely like I was obviously not

you know, like my childhood, I like wish was different. So I mean, like, I'm very like protective over that. Like, I'm very like, I definitely, I didn't want kids for so long, but then I was like, fuck it. I don't know. Now I like, I would have to get, I don't know if it's the best decision, but I feel like if you asked me like a while ago, I would have been like, oh my God, Tana would be like the worst mom. But I like, I see you,

like Kiki for example like Kiki's like Tana's hairstylist's daughter and she's like so cute around like I feel like you're so cute around her and like you're so attentive to her and like cute to her that I feel like you would actually like maybe be a good mom I would never let I would never be able to live with myself if I was a bad mom like I think that if it ever happened like I would I would just like no matter what if I killed myself trying I would step up to the plate that's the thing like the resentment like honestly I feel like works out in your favor especially like

I feel like I'm kind of the same way where I had a really weird parent situation and now I feel like I want to be the best parent. Yeah, I'm the same way. 100%. I can never be a bad dad. But I also have no desire to go through pregnancy. But I do. I want to adopt. Oh my God, I'm so excited to be pregnant. You're going to be the cutest. Just let it all hang out. Wow. No.

No, but then your body's... Yeah, me and Hunter are actually trying for a baby right now. I really love that for you guys. That would be so fun. Surprise! That would actually be so fun if you guys had a kid. It'd be so hairy. It'd be such a fun godmother. Baby tall, maybe short. Yeah. Kind of hot. You never know. For sure. I'm definitely down for that. I don't know. I want to adopt, but at the same time, when you're with a super rich or famous guy, you're like, I want their kid. Not that I would want to trap them. I would never want to do that.

I had a whole time where the other person in the Kardashians that I wanted to be with to finesse being a Kardashian, I was ready to just get pregnant with their kid so that my kid was a Kardashian. You should have his kid as cute as that. It's true. Jeez.

That's true. No, I fully had a whole plan. Like I was like ready to, I was going to be a parent at this point in my life. That's like the most inspiring thing to me, especially like, this sounds bad. I know we talked about poker on the last episode. I know a girl who worked a poker game and she hooked up with like a really famous, extremely, extremely famous actor.

who like played in the poker games, got pregnant, had a kid. He's never met the child ever, never even met the kid, but he pays her. I think it's like 70 grand a month in child support. Cause it's like, it's 11%. I think of your income for the first kid.

And so he's making millions and millions of dollars every year. So she, this mom is like making literally 70 grand a month off of her kid that doesn't eat. The dad's never met him. And it's one, it's an actor that you see in every movie. He's like America's sweetheart. You probably like really like look up to this guy and he's an awful dad.

That's so sad. That does really, really, really suck. I'm not going to lie. But I mean, like, yeah, I think. But she's set for life and she's got, she could pay for childcare and the kid's probably going to have a great life because she's. Oh my God, imagine being pregnant though. I just could never, I don't know. Being pregnant's the scariest thing ever to me. Not me. I have so many, so many of my friends have been pregnant now.

Maybe that's just because I've abused my body so much. The idea of my body like doing that for me is terrifying. It would truly be a miracle. Literally. I made it out. But I didn't even got there to begin with. No, no. Literally. Am I infertile? Stay tuned. But how many times have you taken Plan B? I people really have been cooking me for this lately because I posted a tick tock shading my ex saying like when I wrote an article. But I don't know where it is. I said that you take you take. Oh, right there.

Tana Mongeau credits Plan B for her clear skin and claims to take it at least once a week. That's literally terrible. No, I need to get on birth control for sure. For sure. I mean, but not the... What are they called? The IUD things? Yeah, but you've had some... You love a good IUD. Hunter actually knows how to install them. I do not know how to install them. Can you install my IUD? That is disgusting. I would never do that. You would never... He removed mine. What? That's so fucked up. Won't install mine. One of my friends actually...

Something like that very similar. You're talking about the poker story. How would my French in IUD in so she like thought she wouldn't get pregnant That's like to this guy got pregnant But it's like insanely insanely wealthy guy and she just had the kid and the guy wants nothing to do with her But he pays her money now and I would only ever like get pregnant with a really famous or rich guy's baby if I felt like they'd still be a father See I would rather be pregnant with someone who's like broke as fuck but like would be there for the kid then have someone rich like who doesn't like because

I can't handle it. Lost me. I don't know. I don't know. But that's also because I grew up with no money. I really just want a fucking family. Someone that both are there. Me too. Oh my God, that's so crazy. That is wild, huh? You know who I'm really excited to see have a kid? Who? Lana Rhodes. Who?

Oh yeah. She inspires me so much because I think she's a boss. You know what I mean? To just like have a crazy life but then be like that doesn't She's like eight months pregnant and she's still skinnier than me. I'm just a little confused. No fully. Being a good ex I think is the coolest thing ever. Yeah. Literally fully. I don't have any exes that I don't get along with.

I love that for you. Yeah, it is awesome. That's literally fucking crazy. I mean, but me, it's like, you know, you can't win all 20. True. You know what I mean? I don't know. Well, with that being said, I'm pregnant. Brooke is pregnant. Be safe in your lifts. We are pregnant. We are pregnant. Be safe in your lifts and your Ubers. Don't call your friends crazy. If you're a mean ex, suck a dick.

Stay safe. Stay safe, guys. And welcome back to another episode of Cancelled. Hunter's going to be touring soon, but say Brooke and I will not show up and do the Cancelled podcast from Jaden Hossler at his tour. Let's do it. But don't die of a broken heart. Literally. Fucking literally. Well, thank you for coming back to another episode of Cancelled that we shot seven hours late. Thanks, guys. Stay gorgeous. Love ya. Tanimoja is cancelled. A DWE Talent Production.

- Buenos dias world from the San Diego Zoo Wildlife Alliance. I'm Marco Wendt. - And I'm Rick Schwartz.

And we're your hosts for season three of Amazing Wildlife, a show from iHeartRadio Ruby Studio and the global conservation organization behind the San Diego Zoo and the San Diego Zoo Safari Park. Listen as we dive into the efforts here in San Diego and spotlight the heroes working worldwide to care for the species you know and love. Listen to Amazing Wildlife on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.