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2021/8/30
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Harry Jowsey joins the podcast to discuss his secret sex routine, Too Hot to Handle experiences, and boxing plans.

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Hello and welcome back to another episode of the Cancelled Podcast. We were supposed to have Jojo Siwa and she bailed last minute, so we called her Jojo Siwa. Very close second here. Really similar energy. Why would Jojo Siwa come on this? I really have no idea what she's doing. Hey, what up you little cock ring sex? What's happening?

This is gonna be this podcast is gonna be bad Definitely cuz this is our like I feel like our closest friend that we've all had on why would judge OC will come on this I have literally no idea. She's an I just go to Korea. I

Yeah, like she definitely doesn't want one anymore if she's going to come on here. But I mean, I don't know. She didn't. So here you are. Hello, Harry Jowsey. Hey, thanks for having me. How are you today? I'm a little bit nervous. I don't know what to expect. I'm not drinking. Yeah, we're all just getting drunk. I took like seven shots. I'm so nervous. Yeah, Hunter has a lot of tea on bro.

Brooke and Harry and he's been threatening to expose it. There's no tea. There's no tea at all. Sounds like two defensive people, doesn't it? Yeah, I'd say. He doesn't calm down a little bit. There's nothing going on. Nothing. There's absolutely nothing going on. Never, ever. So I think we should just delve into talking about Harry's life first before we all get really evil and expose-y and terrible. I couldn't agree more. Let's talk about the fact that as if you didn't want to be any more like my ex, you're boxing.

I get a stylist and then my boys like to be it's laughing he's like you look like Jake boy. I'm I Shout out big JP I

I'm not boxing anymore. You're not boxing? You're boxing, Taylor? Or that's already over? Oh, no, that was a joke. That was a fan. That was completely a joke? That was a fan. So me and Taylor are filming a show together for Netflix. Shout out Netflix. Oh, really? That's way cooler almost. Yeah, because I got him on because I'm the fucking plug.

um of course didn't call me at all doesn't want me on it yeah it's a competition show so i know we would have lost if you're on the team um very true anyway so me and tally just started going at each other on twitter because we're by like we're bored obviously on set like it takes a damn i really feel like everyone believes that you know it was literally a fan edit my fan sent it to me like oh they posted it i was like yo send me that so i can post it and then drama that posted it

all these other tiktokers are coming at me like all his fans are like i don't want it taylor's gonna kill you and then i'm like bro like no i was like damn you lose to give one so you gotta fight harry chelsea i was convinced well i'm 230 pounds yeah it's like not a fair fight i think yeah 230 pounds yeah you don't know that right now

I really love this episode. I really, really love this episode. Wow. Thanks for having me, guys. I really do appreciate it. Yeah, I love it. I thought we were going to have a whole conversation about how you're boxing, but apparently you're just doing more shit for Netflix. Yeah. I'm like, cut the camera. Honestly, I have a stress ball today, too, guys, because Harry Jauzy really stresses me out. But speaking of things you're doing for Cloud for Netflix, what's going on with you and Chloe?

Oh, that's good. That's a good transition. How is that? No, no. Chloe's one of my, like the craziest thing is. Look me in the eyes and say you haven't hit. I haven't hit. There was no eye contact. No, I was just thinking about Chloe's.

You literally hit. I haven't hit. Oh, I don't believe you in the slightest. Continue. So the crazy thing is like, I haven't, we haven't really spent time together in the show because it was like with all these random people. And then we've known each other for like years and never really hung out. So she come to America to do more Netflix stuff. And then we just like spending time together. You met her. Yeah. I actually really, really like her. We were dying laughing at the fact that she leaked your number. She,

- She was telling me, you grabbed her and you're like, I'm gonna fuck you. - I said it as a joke. - And I was like, that's a kind of a joke. - She 100% meant it. - I wanna fuck her. I would fuck her. - She's hot. - You would? - So when you were on Too Hot to Handle, was there ever chemistry with her?

I feel like we both have like energies like match we bounce off each other so she is similar like Wait were you guys on the same season? Is that a stupid question? I don't know. Yeah, they were on the same season. Yeah, we were on the same season Oh, but you were like matched up. Yeah, but didn't she like you in the beginning of the season? She was like she wanted you she did and she kissed me and I said i'll never go for her because she smokes And then you chose the devil and look how that ended up. She was smoking

Yeah, we're gonna talk. Oh my god. Harry and I one time made a 30-minute expose. No, no lie 30 minute expose on Francesca and then I pussied out on uploading it No, I never uploaded it something with him because it was like the first video after no, it was um, I

It was only fans, but were you in that video too? Did we post a YouTube video too? Oh yeah, like a truth or drink or some shit. Yeah, and there was no actual tea in it. Yeah, I was shit-faced. Yeah, and there was literally no actual tea, but then we sat down and actually made an evil, evil expose. Yeah, that was evil, and Amari was in the back going at it. It's such a good video. Maybe one of these days. It was so good. He went in, and then he jumped in, screaming. We're all like...

What does he call her bitch? Francesca Wells Fargo? Yeah, he calls her Francesca Wells Fargo. No, but honestly, I think that it's good that I didn't upload it because I would have looked like an absolute fucking pick-me-idiot when you went back to Francesca. You know what I mean? Let's talk about that. How are you guys? What terms are you on? I saw on Twitter you didn't finish getting the tattoo removed.

- Oh, we're doing this. - Wow. - Yes, Hunter, throw those down. - I really, you've been tag so I did not speak about it because I'm like, you know what? We're in a different past. Nothing but respect for her. - Of course. - Wish her all the best.

She blocks me and everything she's a new relationship. I'm doing my thing I'm fucking tennis friends. So yeah, it means being good. Which one of tennis friends are you fucking many many? Yeah, is there anyone that on the couch by chance you might have do you have to take it? I love that. They're like kind of fighting about this

I've never thought about that. I would love a good Hunter-Brooke fight on the podcast. Come on. Hey, Harry. Oh, man. I'm so nervous. I'm trying to think about what else I want to... I'm so nervous. I hate this. I hate this.

This is my least favorite episode so far. This is my friend Harry. This is actually how we started. We were at dinner. Yeah, we were at dinner. And I said, hey, why do we keep going like this? It doesn't have to go there. Harry, just so you know, she was talking about it the entire night before. I can't wait to talk about it. Yeah, last night she was like, I can't wait. Harry calls Brooke milky titties. That is so offensive.

Yeah, that was a lot you'd rather talk about. Wow. Wow, you really, you're canceled. No, I'm just kidding. But I want to hear. I didn't start it. I have nothing to do with this. You do have milky titties and plump, juicy lips. Nice. Aw, okay, see, we're coming so far. Say they won't make a sex tape on the podcast right now. We won't. But, well, that's really fucking rude. We're done. Speaking of sex tape, Harry, how is your OnlyFans?

Oh, it's cranky. Did you see that? They're cranky now on sex things. No, they changed it back. But then they changed it back. Yeah, they said, we're sorry. Oh, I'm legit, I'm holding on. I've got like a handful of sex things. What are you doing on OnlyFans? Are you like dick out? No, I'm full, like cheek spread. Cheek spread. Like butthole. You can buy your butthole on OnlyFans? Swear to God. No, no. Swear to God. Like,

No, this is such a good promo for his OnlyFans. I'm sick. Go buy my butthole. Yeah. Have you got your hole out yet? No holes. No. You get your titties out, though. Yeah, for sure. No, I've never got my hole out, though. I've got almost my whole meat out. How much have you made on OnlyFans so far? A bit of money. Like, not a crazy amount. No, you sat down today and you said, I'm only going to get cockier. My bank account has so much money in it. I said, okay, Harry, let's start rolling. No, I just...

I'm not that rich. I sent so much money to my friends and I take care of my family. I really hate how much he talks about what he buys for his friends and then I'm just sitting here like, what am I, chopped fucking liver? You're rich enough, Captain Six Mill. Yeah.

Yeah, like you buy me something fucking seriously I'm gonna buy you a muzzle you did tweet me that the other day you were like I pay for boa every time How are you gonna call me poor? Yeah? No, she tweeted your oh my god six mil. I'm so rich someone fuck me And then I literally was like I'm proud of you like only shows up when the bags around and I'm like Excuse me

For fuck's sake. I'm sitting here being broke and making my measly couple million a year and you're doing it in a couple months? Being broke, making my measly couple million a year. That literally stung. It hurt me so bad. You're just like, oh, fuck it. I'll do something with the money. I'm like, I'll pay for your dinner. You probably got my card in your Uber as well. No, she has my card in her Uber. I make no money. She has my card. I wake up every morning with like a couple, like a thousand dollars worth of charges and I'm like, I'm not.

- What are you doing? - I'm literally homeless. - My Uber's broken and I go-- - What do you spend money on? This is my question, everyone. She doesn't have a car. She doesn't do anything but buy-- - I don't know how to drive.

Yep. And get fucked by Chris. Yep. Oh, my God. He loves throwing that in there. She gets ran raw by Chris Miles. Yes, she does. Her boyfriend. Do you? I remember I was dating another musician. Boyfriend. Boyfriend. Shut up. I was dating another musician before and you clowned me. Yeah. Look at that dude. Sorry. Sorry.

Nice guy, maybe sweetheart. He's like yeah, it's not a him but it's like it's an army of these dudes I mean you guys went on a date before no us. Yeah, you know it was a friendship like I remember We were at a house and you all went on a fucking date. She got a whole thing and then she got fully ready I

When she got home I was there drinking wine in the kitchen Mari and they came they came in but they went around the side Okay, they went around the side. They didn't they didn't come through the kitchen. They went like around by the pool table, you know Okay, first off let me clear this up Harry's nerve clear the air there man Me and her had weird beef and I didn't know any of you guys We didn't have beef We just both dated a crazy girl You were putting your tongue in your minge in someone's

Little situation. Yes. And so like there was obviously awkward stuff going on. I fucking bitch. And then we. You fat motherfucker. And we decided, we decided to be friendly and cordial and go and like bond over dinner. And then I didn't know about any of you guys. I'm like, you know what? I'm going to come in and they're going to rip my head off.

Yeah. And then here we are. No, everyone loved you. No one approached. They were very separate from everybody else, but they went out into the backyard and me and Amari were sitting in the kitchen like, what are they doing out there? What are they doing? And I didn't know you either. Little did we know the way things would end up transpiring. We would never fuck and then you guys would. It's kind of crazy. I don't know. That is kind of crazy. Can we make it the last time we talk about that particular subject? Potentially, you're probably right. It is a good idea to stop saying it. I actually wrote them. He's like, I want to fuck you.

- No, honestly, I just really like to clear up the fact that Harry and I've never fucked because I think everyone thinks we have. - But here's the thing, you little pelicans, we do play into it. That's the thing. Guilty as charged. - Of course. - Yeah. - I mean, if everyone thinks we fuck. - Having a good time on TikTok, we do play into the old relationship. Hey, who gets fucked? - Nice. - Never done it. - But it never happens. It really doesn't. - Who are you fucking right now?

I'm actually fucking another one of your friends. Really? Which one? Halfway through having sex, I was like, you know, it would just be so good to date you. What? You said that? And I was like, I'll take that back. Did he say come? Yeah, he really said come. Harry's really unintelligent. He just posted a TikTok saying he doesn't know what a verb is. And I was like, God, I'm so ashamed. Or an adjective or algebra. Or algebra. All very, very different things. That's literally why we like.

You tell me what a fucking algebra is. What a fucking algebra is. Run that back turbo, Harry. You tell me. Algebra is math.

A verb is an action such as cheating, lying, scamming. An adjective is something you use to describe people such as grimy, nasty, disgusting. - What if that's hacked? - No, I was literally just naming different types of things. - She's a lot of things. I will say a lot of bad things about Tana in private. She is brilliant. - Yeah, that's why we can never be together, Harry.

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Wait, that's actually beautiful. No, everyone's smart in their own ways. No, but post-nut clarity is a real thing. Like, you're, like, fucking and you fully think you're going to marry someone. And then the second you not. I don't know. I have such bad post-nut clarity. Do you have any, like, real stories of, like, a post-nut clarity where you're like, I'm getting out? I have some crazy shit. There was this one beautiful individual that I was seeing for like a week. Forking.

And I realize that things are escalating a little bit too quick. Well, that's because you do it to yourself. I want to marry you. I want to have your baby. Let's get pregnant. Like, you fully do it to yourself. Because, look, everyone's guilty of a bit of dirty talk, right? Of course. We love a bit of dirty talk. And, you know, sometimes you're in your ear. You're, like, saying a whole bunch of stuff. And I get carried away. You know, it's just like a freestyle. Like, I'm a rapper. Right. You know, don't get turned on. And you're, like, going crazy in the ear. And I was like, you know, I want to be with you. I want to have your kids.

"I love you forever, I feel like this is gonna be so beautiful." And then like, "Oh, come in me yard," and then you do it. And then it's like, I've like, I've sat, I've come in there and I sat back and I'm like, "This is one person by the way, never come in everyone else." - I remember actually the moment that I knew I could never like Harry or be with him. Obviously, you know, there's a lot of skeptical things, but it was when he told me he applied to Team 10. - You applied to Team 10, huh? - You applied to Team 10.

You do have a selfie with Jake when you guys I Was back in Australia at University and I'm like fuck you don't be fun if I was on to college Yeah, not very well graduated high school. He's like fucking I really didn't know actually don't think I did cuz I got kicked out of school just before It finished because I there was some guys

fucking around in the shower and I hit him with a fire hose.

because he was bored and there was some stuff okay are you sure you don't drink he's worse when he drinks you spit in everyone's mouth when you're drunk it's so fucking disgusting we'll like be at a club and he will spit and like i kid you not i know i spit in people's mouths i know i like people too but he like outdoes me by far i'm talking like 20 bitches like one club not that bad like 15 thank you you know harry i have a question do you grow up with money no did you grow up getting pussy

Yeah. How old were you when you lost your virginity? 14. Me too. Really? Wow, that's cool. How old was she? Was she 14 as well? Or were you like all after her? No, she had a boyfriend in two years. It was her first... She had a boyfriend in two years? No. Okay, I'll explain it. All my boys were losing their virginities. I was kind of the last chicken in the bunch. At 14, you were the last one. I had a very horny friend group. And then one of my friends was like, oh, my cousin...

At least it wasn't your own cousin, right? Yeah, no, it's true, yeah. My cousin would fuck you. I ran to her house one afternoon.

And I remember just running there and I was chilling with her. I was like, dude, she's like, you really want me to do it? And I was like, sure, put it in. And I remember just like. Put it in? She did it for you? Yeah. Oh, okay. I was nervous. I was like laying there. Hands free. I was legit like laying there. Like I was a starfish. Yeah. And then she went down. And then I remember I was like, give me a turn. I was like, I'm about to rock your shit. Interesting.

And then it actually didn't ever go in. It was between her butt cheeks. I was like, she's about to cum. She's like, it's not in. You're rubbing between my butt cheeks. Things have improved since then. Honestly, I wasn't expecting all of that. And I'm really happy. I wouldn't expect your story to be any different, really. But I would love to have known you before Money and Fame. I really would. I want to know if you were the same. Have you always just wanted to suck your own dick if you could, jacking off in the mirror, love yourself more than anything? Or did the Money and Fame do that?

- Was that a little too mean? - I don't know if I've ever beat up in front of a mirror.

I feel like you jacked off literally. Was there a thought of like another life of you before this too? No, I've always been me. No, I mean like if you didn't have like where you went, like Netflix or that style, did you have something else in mind? I'll be scamming kids on the internet for sure. He's like, I applied to team 10. I was literally trying to learn from the best. I was running online businesses. I was trying to figure it out. I put all my money into my sunglasses company and then I was,

Yeah, just trying to figure out through Instagram and social media. And then obviously the show kind of come around. How old were you before? Or how old were you when you went out to handle craft? 20, 21? Really? How old are you now? 24. It was years ago. Damn, really? Yeah. Look at me on that show. My fucking nipples are bigger than my chest. That's what I was going to say. Yeah, you said you've always been the same person. I don't believe anyone who's like six...

That's actually crazy. I feel like you used to be ugly and then it was like a set in specific time. It's because I'm tall and hot now? Is that what you're saying? No, I'm saying like... She's like... I'll shut up. Forget I said anything. So, Tannis fans listening, can you DM me?

You want to fuck my fans? Of course you fucking do. No, actually, I have something to tell you. The funniest shit is when I went from, oh my God, Harry from Toilet to Ender, like, where's Tana? Like, everywhere I go, like, someone goes, where's Tana? And I'm like, at her fucking house, high with her boyfriend. What are you talking about? She's very famous. Like, literally, I have,

You sound mad about my relationship. No, it's like crazy because they'll ask for a photo and I'm like, oh, just like giggling. Like, oh, where's Tana? And I'm like, bro, like, what the fuck? I kind of love that. Like, once you like spend a little time being shit with me, you can just never escape it. Yeah, like, what a fucking terrible career decision for me. Yeah.

What a terrible decision to think about. Yeah, honestly, I'm sorry. Are you squeezing the stress ball? Yeah, you're stressing me out. You freaked out? You always stress me out. I want to hear about the casting process of Two-Ought Tandle. Did they find you? I mean, you are like the perfect fit for Two-Ought Tandle. I want to talk to you about season two in a little bit, but I think that you were definitely the poster child for horny, self-obsessed, sexy. Wow. And I hate that I had to say sexy. Obviously, that's just what the show is about. Yeah, I get it.

Moving on. Talk to me about the casting process. So the casting process took like a long time. We had no idea it was for Netflix. It was an untitled dating show. I was meant to go on La Bata in the UK because I have a UK passport. I was kind of just like fucking around. I didn't really know what to do. It was...

Did you do more reality shows before? Or was it your first? Yeah, I did this one called Heartbreak Island. And those little fucking dogs. Sounds like your island. Shout out to you guys because they sold the show to Discovery like literally like a couple months ago. I'm like, you guys. Really? So young, hairy, jowsy. Yeah, cut me a fucking check. I keep getting tagged and shit. Wait, so has it not? Oh, wait. It comes out now, like with your season. It's already out. The first show I did.

It was like young me when I was like fucking 19. Oh, I have to watch it. I'm like literally cut me a check. It's so embarrassing. I can't wait to watch it. But I won that one. And then obviously I was like a little bit horny after like a little bit. The taste of clout. Clout horny, I get it. I'm like that. I got a bigger purpose. Yeah, you look very like that. You sniff out clout like at a party. It's crazy. Like, oh, Chloe? Let me get a photo.

I know, but I just love a good clout farm. You taught me that term though. Changed my life. I did make that up. Yeah. It's in the Urban Dictionary now. Really? Yeah. Of course. Just another thing to feed your ego. Can't you raise your own ego? Yeah, look at me. So smart. But the casting process was crazy. They were literally asking. My best friend, Christiane, literally said, I think you're going to get raped.

Like, because of the shit that was going on. Like, he's like, I think you're going to go on a show where... Like a girl, like, really just, like... No, he literally was like, it's not even a show. Like, you're going on, like, some sex retreat. It was some old... Oh, like, you thought it, like, fully wasn't, like, going to be a dating show because the questions they were asking you were so sexual? Yeah, like, every question, like, every meeting we had was like, oh, like...

how many girls you said with this week and i was like oh one a day i could be like what the fuck and then literally i would just play into it like more because i'm like i don't know what this is but i'm kind of intrigued did you ever think you'd go into it and find like love though and like change your whole life i did two weeks before the show i had something flipped in my head and i was like i'm gonna go there i'm gonna fall in love i don't know who she is i remember manifesting it and now look at us what do you think about being in a relationships and now look

about being in a relationship so public? Like, is it hard for you? I feel like it's so hard for me, like when you date someone so publicly and you break up because it's like all your tagged photos, like everyone's obsessed. First off, your public relationship's a little bit different than everyone else. You break up every 10 minutes and tweet about it. You know, you don't go through the- You act like you don't literally do the exact same thing. No, your tweets are pretty fucking insane. Like, Chris goes to the bathroom, you're like, this fucking loser just left my ass. That's-

Listen to this. Last night, he's on FaceTime and he's buying things for his new house. She literally goes, you have 10 minutes before I tweet that you cheated on me. Get here now. You're worse than me. I was kidding. But I mean, like, also, like, whatever. But I mean, I love a good toxic relationship. You have to find someone who's down to be toxic with you. Is Chris really toxic? He seems like such a sweet dude. He is a really nice guy. And she's trying to convince us he's this horrible, like, toxic guy. This is such a fucking joke. You have to be. Look at him. He loves defending Chris. No, he loves it because they're boys. He's a good kid.

I love him. You're crazy. He's obsessed with her. No, I love Chris to death. He's amazing. Like, he's literally perfect. But we're definitely both very toxic. Like, for sure. Chris is not toxic. I would not see that in him. He's so sweet. He's always nice to me. I need to stop because now I just sound like I'm the one talking shit about my boyfriend. But I'm not even saying in a mean way. I look for that in people. Like, I'm not excited if it's not a little toxic, you know? It's true. So it's not. We're friends.

You know what I mean? Yeah. Harry, tell me about some toxic things that you've done. Anything recently? Anything? Harry, like, you take the cake, I think, by far, over me. Like, you inspire me to be more toxic. You will come and tell me things that you do. He purposely will talk to girls and just, like, decide, like, I'm going to ghost them on Thursday and Tuesday so they, like, love me. Like, you, like, really, like, map out your toxic thing. Yeah, I've actually never really met someone as bad as me. Yeah. Like, I'm actually mean. No, I agree. What about the girl...

- They were telling me about it. She is way worse. - No, that's because I made it like that. - No, he does it like fully. - No, so there's actually this recent situation which is, and I know you're gonna listen 'cause you follow me everywhere I go and you stalk me. - But again, he literally does that to bitches. - And I need a restraining order from you. Please leave me alone. - Who is this? Would we know who she is? - No, you would not know who this person is. - Is this the one? Wait, just go. - No. - Okay. - Yeah, that's a bad idea. - So I blocked her on everything, right?

Yeah. I was number. I changed my number. Let's take a shot while this happens. Blocked her and everything. She started DMing Bruce, my dog, his account. I mean, that's everything. She's like. Mind you, I was like, please leave me alone. Yeah. I'm going to go fuck your arch nemesis. Like really cement that we're never going to be together.

right like imagine telling someone i'm gonna go your arch nemesis what she was saying to him it was the most insane thing in the world thank you you're just team harry though you guys all the same so you bond with your cocks out oh you broke no no no they're um okay so she like was long story short sending news to bruce it was like uh whatever

leave me alone my boy she flew to new york because that's where this girl is her arsonist and she's like becoming trying to become best friends with her so none of this happens one of my boys is out of club like yo let's call her zelia of all names yes so no so so he's like oh yo zelia's like talking like face time my boy like tell him to come over and like

fuck her and she's also saying the same stuff to bruce on his account or like your dog yeah so i get his number and she doesn't know my new number and i group facetime and i'm like yo let's i think that up i swear to god if i was ever talking to a guy and also talking to my ex and i received a group facetime of the three of them i would end it all right there no like that would be the most that'd be so embarrassing but i've never seen someone like

panic so quick. And I was like, look, I really don't care. I think it's fine. You do you, we're not together. I'm trying to like hurry this along and get it done. - Yeah. - 'Cause that's why you blocked it. She would show up to my apartment complex and like try and get in and the security would be like, hey, Zelia is here again. Do you want us to kick her out? I'm like, yeah, call the cops. - I can't even imagine how many bitches your security complex. - No, but like you were still fucking her. You're acting like you blocked her. You went back multiple occasions after she was psycho.

He has such a way of telling a story to favor him. He's one of those. There's only so many nudes Bruce's Instagram account can receive before I'm like, you know what? It's 12 at night. Where are you at? I don't want to do anything. I don't want to entertain this. I want you to understand it. I heard you and Brooke had sex to the B movie. Do you fuck everyone to the B movie? Yeah.

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The entire film? Twice. Twice? Do you have a fetish for bees? I was gonna actually ask you that. I think Carrie's tearing up. I think that was the trigger. Did you put it on first and then start foreplay? Or do you have a play in the background? Here's the thing. Team? Team?

I'm so sorry. I just wanted to catch it, Wafgard. I'm sorry. This is not against you at all. You just happen to be here. I feel personally attacked. Oh, my God. If you fuck someone in the B movie and they don't share that with their best friends, that's not okay. I don't think that's a bad thing to share. I didn't know you guys were best friends after what happened between you guys. You absolutely said, I'm going to fuck your best friend. Okay. Anyway. The B movie. Yes. It's just an easy movie to pick. Right? Right. Girls are going to love it.

But so is the show Friends. I've never seen Friends in my life. So I'm like, B-movie is like easy. You're literally putting it on because you're not going to watch it. It's just like background buzz. I just really can't imagine. It's a phenomenal movie and I didn't know until then. So you had spent time watching it. I spent adequate time watching it. But I started in doggy style just watching the B-movie. Do we?

Can we skip this? Okay. Cut it out. Fine. Moving on. No, I'm going to say, why are you so offended by it? That's what is like, because I didn't even want to talk about it. I never came in like, oh, we're going to have so much conversation about this. Pop off, Brooke. I'm loving this. But you're so like mortified by the conversation that it's like offensive. Yeah, you fucking bitch. I would rather not talk about, like I thought I was going to come on and like, hey, like chop it up with friends. I don't think the whole conversation would be about like,

If Harry and Brooke have had sex a couple months ago. You really thought I wouldn't bring it up? Well, you guys talk about it every episode. But I'm like, I'm team Harry. Well, Harry, you just have like... It was an accident. I was going to say it was an accident. Honestly, if I ever brought it, I would never bring that up. Okay. Every other episode is a little bold statement. I feel like we brought it up like once or twice. But also, it's okay. Friends have sex.

- No, we do not ever have sex, Hannah. We've never had sex. - Yeah, let's talk about you guys. - We've never fucked, just to make it very clear. - This episode is getting fighty. - You pissed on me. - Yo, yo, yo. - Thank you, we need a new husband. - Pissy boy. - Whoa, whoa, whoa. - Pissy boy. - No, give us one. - It is sweating. I'm sweating.

You think you could throw everyone else under the bus and then when it happens to you you're like man. How did that come about? I did not enjoy this conversation. Did you have your hard, throbbing cock out or was it soft and flaccid? I'm going to bleep her name but Hunter did pee on a girl once. I'm going to bleep the girl. Listen, it wasn't my idea. It wasn't my idea. I would never do that. She was insisting on me talking so badly to her. She was just like, tell me I'm the worst fucking scum of the world. I was just like, I can't do that. I can't.

I can't talk to you like that. You did. No. Maybe a couple times. But anyways, she was asking me to say really fucked up things to her. And I was like, I can't go that hard. And then, you know. Were you hard or soft when you peed? I'm just going to piss on your face. No, she made me. I wasn't planning on that either. She whipped out your cock. She was doing something else with her mouth. And then she's like, you know. So were you hard?

I was like in between. No, no, no. I was in between. It's just hard to piss when you're hot. Yeah, it wasn't hard yet. Was that like your, would you say like your worst sexual experience? Like most traumatic sexual experience? No. Traumatic? What's your worst sexual experience? I don't say traumatic in terms of actual trauma. Like just like funny trauma. Funny trauma, yeah. Okay.

Okay. For sure. Do you think it traumatized you? I think it's iconic. I don't think it's bad at all. I remember actually when I first found that out, I was like, maybe him and I could be besties. Do you know yours? Could you think of yours off the top of your head? Yeah, I'm debating on trying it actually lately. Once you do everything, it's like, God, I just have to try. You've done everything? What did you try? A fucking frozen carrot up your ass? Like, honestly, I've definitely put some frozen shit in my butt. Like ice? Like someone fucks you with ice like a popsicle?

But like a ice popsicle. You get fucking frostbite on your clit. What are you talking about? And she won't wash herself for like months after. Who was just telling me that? Why are you... You know, I shower, guys. She does not shower. You do not. Show your hands to the camera. What the fuck are those? Look at her palms. What are you doing? You rubbing them in dirt? Yeah. Yeah, actually, I like to roll around in dirt like a little pig. That's how I do it.

You know, I don't know my most traumatic sexual experience, actually. I really, I don't think I have. Oh, one time I was telling a guy to punch me in the face. This actually happened two times where I was telling someone to hit me and I kept saying harder, harder, harder. And then I like gushed blood both times. It was so wrong. She literally came in my room like...

Bloody all down her face dripping blood. She looked like she just like scarred I'm like gushing down her face like blood and I was like It looked like a crime I've lived for like four days I took footage go fight some of these dudes making songs about you another punching the fucking head like what else is going on? Like I can't do anything about it cuz I was like did you ask him to punch you she's like yeah

Gushing butt. Gushing butt. No, fully, fully. It definitely was. No, it's fully consensual. I just like to take things too far. And now I'm at the point where I feel like even that I've done a lot. So it's like, I just want to keep pushing the limit. And I think P might be next, guys. So I'll let you know if I piss on someone. Would you? Have you ever hit a girl?

Me? Yeah. I got the offer. I got the opportunity to. And I said no. I had this girl, I swear to God, beg me to knock her out. And this was before any of this stuff. Little donkey punch vibe? Yeah. She's like literally just break the back of my fucking head. And I'm like, bro. That's her. No. She's like, knock my teeth out. No. I'm literally like, yeah, come on, man. Like, go fucking lay under a car or something. She asked him like a whole lot.

Sometimes it's a punch vibe. Sometimes it's all the vibes. She literally wanted a right hook. Your fans are like, oh, is it filler or did she get a fucking punch in the jaw today? Yeah, and they'll never know. That's how I stay scantily. Seriously, is it a veneer problem? Did I get punched by a rapper or did I just get lip filler? You will never know. It's okay. A lot of fans want to know about how we feel about the fact that our exes hate our friendship.

I don't give a fuck about those little rat dogs. He gives a shit. I said it just to provoke him. No, like, fuck you guys. Like, if you want to get mad about people being friends and you shouldn't have, you shouldn't have brought us together in this way. Yeah.

Just by existing, they brought us together. You did this. They really did do this. It's more offensive that I think the both of them don't really believe that we've never hooked up. Like, I think that we're a lot of things, but when it comes to like, if we fucked, we would just say we fucked for literally the clout. Right. You know what I mean? Imagine the farming we could do. Yeah, literally. We're already farming so much, we're not even doing it. Yeah, literally. What is the reason why you wouldn't fuck her?

Your breath stinks. There are a lot of reasons why I wouldn't fuck Harry. Yeah. But I don't know. Well, yeah, we don't have to like. Yeah, we're besties for the rest. You could use it. No one's there to humble you, though. I think that people are like, oh, why are you mean to Harry? And I think that it's actually out of love because it's like if someone doesn't humble him down, God only knows. I'm not that arrogant, though.

I don't think you're that arrogant. Thank you. Yeah. You guys should kiss. No, we're good. Yeah, where are you guys gonna hook up? Like, you just... No, they're in love with each other. It's like a whole thing. Sometimes it's like absolutely annoying. What do you mean? Would you... Have you ever hooked up with a guy? I've never done that. I've kissed a dude on the lips. Have you had a threesome, like, with another guy? Oh, yeah, like eight. Oh, really? Eiffel Tower vibes or, like, dicks touching vibes? No, no, dicks touching. It's like me and my buddies are like, oh, shit, like, I'll be with someone, they'll be with someone, they'll be like, oh, can he join in? And they'll be like, sweet. What's the most people you've ever fucked at once?

It's a very sexual podcast, but I already knew that it'd be like that with Harry because I think that Harry thinks putting his dick in everything is a personality trait. Honestly, the most people I've texted in one day was like four people. No, but I mean not once. Have you ever had an orgy? No. Have you ever ran a train on someone? You said the most in one day is four people. Like only four people. That's a lot of girls. In a day? No, it was in high school. I was freaking out. I was wilding out. Okay. I don't know. I really haven't had a moment where I've just had a...

Like people just laying down and just, you know, I'll go on you, go on you. Do you think you'll ever find love again? Me to myself in the mirror every day. I don't know. I hope so. I really do. I just kind of lose hope in LA because people either fuck for money, which is nothing wrong with that. Do your thing, but just don't be in a relationship or they're just trying to use you. I think that you were really in love with Chantel Jeffries for a minute.

- And then we went on a trip fully. Harry didn't hang out with me one time because he was up Chantel's literal butthole. - This whole time I thought that's who you guys were talking about. - I mean, nothing's ever happened with her. - Really? - Regretfully. - Does that hurt you? - No, I think she's so amazing. She's stunning. But I feel like if I would've been shooting that, probably I'd wanna date her. - Who do you really wanna fuck now?

Like who are your celebrity crushes? Who do you die for? Damn, I haven't really been thinking about it too much because I've just been working so much. I haven't. That's literally a blame. God, you talk so hard. No, I don't know. I really don't. Honestly, I've been four weeks without alcohol. I've been like focusing on business. I've been trying to... You are good at going sober. I can't lie. Yeah, you're very good at that. I'm really good at that. It's kind of terrifying, especially because we're friends and it's just like I could never have another day. Well, I don't know. I think I just look at you and I'm like, that's not who I want to be. Right, of course. That's what we all kind of do.

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- Hey, I really, I think that this podcast is like team Brooke and Tana versus team Hunter. But that's okay because that's when we all hang out, I feel like that's the vibe as well. So it's perfectly fine. - Yeah, we do team up on people. - So you're shooting, yeah, literally with their dicks as well. You guys were literally like, this one girl at one point was bouncing back and forth off their dicks. - No. - With who? - No. - She's a big influencer. - Yeah. - Oh.

Yeah. And my boyfriends. All of them at once. Chris as well? Yeah, Chris as well. Oh, shit. Chris is slanging that cock around? He was. Chris used to be such a slut. That's like actually why that is so crazy. His body count's like literally 300. It was actually the same night when she texted you, me, and him all back to back to back waiting for a response. He was in the roster? He was in the roster, yeah. Wow, we need to have a fan club. Like meet up. Like meet and greet. We should have a meet and greet. It could be kind of beautiful, honestly. I'm proud of you guys. Brooke too, actually. Oh my god, Brooke! What did I fuck her do?

She's trying to fuck me to be fair should I just join just so I can feel included yeah probably like right Wow I kind of want to No You put the B movie on for her

- No, that's a you. Yeah. But actually, you know what? Come forward if you have also watched the Bee movie with Harry Jowsey. - Don't come here.

I thought he might have had like a... I thought it was like an indicator thing. I was thinking like, okay, my name starts with a B. Maybe that's why B movie. I was like, what if he has like a super, like a surfer chick and like Moana's on for her, you know? Oh, wow. I'll think about that now, but I really just didn't think about it. That's kind of dope. Harry would never get that personality. I don't know. Well, I thought it might be like, oh, he doesn't know my name. Okay, but like people got to sit there and like scroll through movies. Like, oh, what do you want to watch?

- Well, yeah, some people do do that. - We're not really there to watch a movie, so I'm just like, B-movie works every time. - I like to really test guys, actually, sometimes by watching a full movie with them doing nothing, leaving, and then coming back to fuck, just to prove a point. Like I said, we're gonna watch a movie, so we're gonna watch it. - I'm telling you right now, there's 0% chance this ever happened. - Ask Chris. - She's never watched a full movie in her entire life. - The first time Chris and I ever hung out, I literally made him watch a full movie, but then I fucked him the next morning. - Like what movie? - I didn't really do that one that well, but you know, stay gorg.

Hey guys. So Harry, Netflix. What are you shooting with Taylor Holder right now? Can you give us any hints? No, I really can't. You really at all? No. Is that the only show that you're shooting? No, I'm shooting a few things, but I really, I know. I love that. I hate being that influence. Like, oh my God, get excited. Like, stay tuned. But I'm like, I'd sign like stuff. So it's very exciting. So blessed. There's nothing more than I love them working with that company. Great people. I can't wait to hear about it. That's actually very exciting. Do you want to be doing movies? Are you going to write a book? I'm just kidding. Can't read. I've,

I can read stop with this rumor that I can't read I can read I can read a man what's a band a band from Canada without ever visiting there you go I may as well be a fucking rapper what does this one say

Tana accidentally gets fucked by Bella Thorne and fucks Chris Miles and Sam Hanks. He literally couldn't read it so he had to improvise. I couldn't see it. I'm kidding, I'm kidding. Nah, I would love to do a movie but I just can't remember shit. Well, what are you working on? Your sex toy? We're both releasing sex toys. Oh yeah, very big. You didn't show up to the fucking photo shoot. Did we have a photo shoot planned? No, no one told her that there was a photo shoot. It was like you were told that she was supposed to

I was way there. I get to see my best friend. What a fun shoot. I was never told about that. I would love to. What is your sex toy? A dildo or a flashlight? Yeah, it's sick. Why would you have a flashlight actually? Is it like your dick? Do they mold your dick? It's pretty similar. It's awesome. I'm really happy with this because it sucks and cuts, but the cock has a little, right in the G spot, it spins around. Really? Yeah, it's awesome.

Awesome. Damn. And there's like a little rabbit. Like I was kind of like when I was doing the photo shoot, I was like, you know what, guys, I don't feel good about this. And then I had it more and more in my hands and I felt more powerful. I felt like Thanos. And then I used it on someone and she squirted and we were happy. Was that, did you do it on the photo shoot? That's all my OnlyFans.

It's not The Australian terms they're crazy. No, it's not a mold my pussy. It's actually just like a vibrator like but it's hot pink. It's bad. It's got a little rabbit situation Yeah, there's little like bedazzled jewels at the bottom To that point what though like what?

Yeah, it's like way low like the debt. Yeah, I haven't personally tried it yet, but I looked at it and I could tell that it's why she's on the

I don't know because, I mean, I've never put my pussy on the internet. I'm waiting for the moment. I definitely want a sex tape or something like that at some point maybe. Yeah, it needs to be like a grand reveal, I think. Yeah, right? Like, it's like, yeah, like, that's all I really have left, Terry. How come you don't have any lip slips? I know. Isn't that kind of crazy? She surely has. Well, I'm a nip slip kind of girl. Like, paparazzi, all that stuff. I'm more like, let me put my nipple out tonight. You know what I mean? Versus, like, my pussy. Yeah, I'm sure you have great nipples, by the way.

She does. They're really small. She has perfect boobs. Yeah. We did an OnlyFans shoot once, actually. We were literally naked in the shower. That's the only time we've ever been naked around each other. Yeah. I was so drunk for that. And then I remember when we were filming that YouTube or that video for your OnlyFans and you got your titties out. I was like, damn, I didn't realize how nice your nipples were. Wow. I'm really loving this. I actually always notice that about you. Oh, my God. No, but Brooke has the best tits. Milky. Milky titties. Very milky. Milk, man. Milk.

My tits are small. Don't have it in me. What was I going to ask you? Oh, you actually made me the most money ever out of any OnlyFans collab, which I think is crazy. Like girls really do. I mean, I guess you talk a lot about your sexual habits, so they want to like be a part of it. The craziest thing is, everyone listen, I'm never saying I'm good. I'm just saying that I'm open to talking about it.

it that's the thing like i i just like that's the most humble thing i've ever gone wild what's that it's uh the new yeah it's my new only fans platform and i would love to have you on it harry harry will be there soon you guys go subscribe i will be there for sure yeah i just decided that really but i mean we'll do a sex toy shoot and definitely shoot that

But I want to hear more about. Waste of time 2021. So speaking though of boxing, I really was coming to this podcast today thinking you were going to fight Taylor, which would be a crazy fight for me because it's two people I love so much. I actually think I would borderline want Taylor to win, which sucks because I love you so much. Well, now he has to because he lost the last one.

Yeah, exactly. He needs like a redemption moment. Are you ever fighting? There was a point in time where you were going to fight in Dubai and I was going to go with you to Dubai and you were going to like. Yeah, no, that was meant to happen with Trilla. I think that they're still organizing stuff like that, but I haven't had an offer. So I kind of just like. Do you feel like the hype and desire to fight has gone down a little? Mine has. It's so played. Like it's so played. Like I feel like. My manager off camera going, nah, we were fighting. You had two offers last week in Dubai. I know. I do know.

with the biggest talent in the world for you to fight. Wow, I'm actually, I don't even know who I'm supposed to fight. I guess apparently that's still happening. But you would fight them? Do you think she has any chance of actually training and fighting anybody? Not a fucking chance. She'd get in the ring, she'd take one punch, be like, cool, hit the ground, oh, here's a $10 million bag. That's actually,

That's actually so true. That's what I said. My manager off camera was like, that's the plan. That's what I've been saying this whole time. I'm like, lose. Like, who cares if you win or not? Just go into it like, I'm going to lose. I'm going to lose. This is where the bag is. It's kind of funny because then I wouldn't have to train. But look what happened to Videhacker. He won. He did amazing. And now he's...

- A bigger Vinny Hack, he's got more followers. - Can we get him on your Instagram? - Avon respects him. - But Vinny's very dedicated and sober and together and I'm not. - But no one still got paid for that. What's going on? - Who do you beef with, Harry? What guys do you hate? - There's no one that hates me. - No one that hates you.

No, I just don't believe in putting out hate into the universe because it's just going to bring more back. You know, when I was- It's a fucking blame. No, no, no. No, straight up. Like when I started like trying to call people out of the box, like I was putting out so much bad energy that bad shit started happening to me and I was like, okay, this isn't the person I want to be. Like I really, it's not my legacy. I don't give a fuck about that. You think that's why bad shit happens to me because I'm just like a hateful person?

Yes. Damn, should I go all fucking Mother Teresa? But no one wants to see that. What you put out is what you get back. So for me, like, I want to be a positive impact. That's why I, like, love doing podcasts. That's why I love hanging out with you guys and, like, making content because it makes people laugh. Whether it's with me or at me, I don't give a fuck. But, like, for me, it's like I put out positive stuff. Positive stuff comes back. Buenos dias, world, from the San Diego Zoo Wildlife Alliance. I'm Marco Wendt. And I'm Rick Schwartz.

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You should buy everyone here like a diamond Rolex crazy. It would literally be crazy I've been trying to rob you for your Rolex you're actually very good about getting it back which I hate cuz I feel like a lot of rappers and guys who have watches like you could put it on and like you know what I mean just leave it. Cuz my other friends took my other watches and I'm left with this one. Well I really want that one. Left with this one. Yeah literally your life is so hard. That's tough. So who would be your actual dream fight if you were to like fight like who are people that you would want to fight?

Not to put out some bad energy right after you just had that whole fucking Jesus moment. I really just don't give a fuck about it to be honest. Well I feel like you'd be limited. He said he's 230 pounds. Yeah maybe Jason Momoa. If he wants to scrap I'll run your shit. I wear the same size no? Are you? Are you gonna hate the air of this? We're the same size. I don't know anything about Jason Momoa. Well I think so. I don't know. He's awkward man. I think you're a great guy. Huge huge fan. Yeah I went to the premiere of that. I feel like that would be good. He would kill somebody. I bet he might murder you. Nah. Not a chance.

I'm team Bissau. I think he's over 230. He is? He has to be. I'll come up. I feel like he's like 6'5". I'll pack on the weight. Would you? Would you start drinking again a little? I'll do everything. Yeah, I don't know. I feel like it would have to be someone huge. Yeah, he's a big guy. Then again, I'm 230, 6'5". That'd be a good fight, actually. I'm pretty much Thor. I actually really like how in your career you have expanded to so many things like boxing and stuff because I feel like a lot of people in your position...

You know what I mean? They come and they go. And you've really definitely made a point to like continue to do this. And like now, like do you want to do this forever? Do you want to be just fucking famous? Or do you see yourself doing something else later on? I think that like... Like me personally, cloud whore till I die. Well, this is what I said like the second season people talked to him. I was like, yo, like your fame is rented. Like you don't own it. Like you're not cemented.

you don't have a fucking stone that says you're here forever. Like this is all rented. Have you been teaching them to clap for him? I've been trying to, but yeah. How long do you give people from the end of their show? You're like, you have this much time to like be someone. Well, obviously the coupled up ones do better. That's why they all like start fucking dating. I was just with Carly and Joey the other night. They're actually really cute.

It's like similar to The Bachelor in that way. It's like the longevity. I feel like as far as longevity is concerned, you have done the best as far as like keeping it going. Like I can't think of anybody. Francesca Trine. I couldn't name somebody else from like a show like yours that like I still think about.

Yeah, no, I think like literally with these shows is what I explain is it's a roller coaster. Like you, like you've obviously built your fan base and your audience up over years of hard work and like they're loyal to you, right? Like that's why every time I'm out, they're like, oh my God, where's Tanner? Whereas like with these shows, reality TV shows, what are you laughing at? Are you laughing?

She's like, she's building her ego. She's like, I know. She takes mine now, but like, I love you here. I think you're an icon. I just think that I do it out of love. But these, so these reality shows like, oh,

up right away, right? For a month. You're so hot. You think you're amazing. You think everyone loves you. No one actually, like everyone's giving you attention. Like you're the coolest guy in town. And then like literally after a month. - You have to build it for sure if you want it to be a long career. - Exactly. - 100%. You have to definitely be about it. I think that people underestimate how much time we even have put into like cloud farming. It is like, it's a full-time job being fucking cloud workers like us. - Yeah, and also it takes,

time, patience and like, you have to be smart about your content that you put out. Like you can't just be like famous overnight and then like it continue if you put out shit content. - 100%, 100%. Speaking of too hot to handle, I was hoping that when we brought that up, you would segue into it. So good job. I have a question about this season two cast. I have a couple of questions. First of all, who is your favorite people?

from who's your favorite person favorite people from this this last cast um honestly i think they're all really good people like they all have their own qualities like i've obviously me chase and him with other guys of course you get along the most with chase he's just like you like well no it's signed to the same team so obviously i'm gonna like try and help my team eat and like win and give advice where i can he is he is crazy he is like

chaotic because that's like he's the most talked about like literally every comment section and I said to him I was like it doesn't matter if it's bad or good like right now like you're the most talked about just keep doing your thing keep grinding like trying to collab with other people whereas other people in the show like bickering with each other like trying to create drama to like keep people talking about him but he's a going

out and doing other stuff like going to parties like meeting you guys like collabing with other houses he's fun I actually had a lot of fun with him the other night at Kid Lory's birthday yeah he's a good kid and him and Marvin him and Marvin are really good I really like Marvin too Marvin's so fucking funny because he will literally be like when are you gonna break up with your boyfriend I'm gonna fuck you like he talks to me crazy and I like yeah he like responds to my stories crazy too like oh my god your tits and then I'll see Chris and be like my bro and I'm like figure it out Marvin

Come on, Marvin, you big horned up Paris sausage. Who's your least favorite? If you had to get rid of one person from the most recent cast, who would it be? Oh, actually, I haven't spent enough time with any of them, right? Like mainly just Chase because he wouldn't leave my couch for two weeks. But no, not really anything. Like I really don't.

care too much. I got DM'd all of them. - Boring. - No, I DM'd all of them when the show aired and I'm like, if you guys need someone to talk to, 'cause no one else has really been in your position, if you need to vent all your downside ideas. - That's really nice actually. - I'm here. - All of them, that's like a lot of work, I would never. - I know, but I was also sitting there, I'm like, I remember when I was there and I was struggling and I didn't know what to do, I didn't know who to talk to, so that's kind of how that. - Do you think the high coming off the show,

drops so dramatically where you're just like oh fuck I need I need to make sure you're still getting up on the same level me? yeah like right after you finish a show like that everyone's loving everyone's super stoked about you and then you don't have a show anymore I don't think you've had a low yet yeah you haven't you haven't like dropped I feel like no that's I think that's the best thing about like just collabing like moving and like my thing is well you moved right into the Hype House after Too Hot to Handle you said this ain't going in baby yeah I was like this isn't ending but I just like Bryant get over here snap me in Lil Huddy

No, I just feel like it's just so quick to go. Like it comes and goes. So I'm like, I'm just trying to meet everyone. That's why I moved to LA right away. The first thing I did when the show finished. Yeah, that's smart. I took a long time to move to LA and I always respect people who just like don't pussy out and straight do it. Cause it is a hard jump to like go into the most devilish city ever. Have you fucked anyone from the season two cast? Have I fucked anyone from season two cast? I don't believe so. How many people have you fucked from the season one cast? Like five or something.

Almost all of them. No way. No way. Well, I remember Francesca when she really tried to make me hate you said that you secretly dated one of the other cast members. Yeah, that never happened. She was trying to pay me in a bad light, but that's okay. That's on her. I know the truth because it was two people in a relationship. Did you ever have threesomes with Francesca? Never. No. We almost had one, but then she went and hooked up with a girl and was like, ah, fuck that girl. Do you guys believe in having threesomes with people that you like or do you think you should only have threesomes with people you don't like?

I honestly almost agree it is so much easier to fuck like multiple people with people you don't like. I would never have a threesome with someone I was dating or like actually really interested in. Unless they're really secure or that's like their whole mantra and you go into dating them knowing they're like a threesome type. I think it's like fine. But like with Chris, I like would never want to. Really? Do you have a struggle at some point? Yeah. No. How does that work?

But what's kind of weird though is like during the time it wasn't such a throuple vibe like mod and I didn't really get along that well like Bella just really wanted it to be painted that way and mod and I we ended up becoming great friends throughout it but like we never all fucked at once but then I did date mod after. You didn't fuck at once? What's the point of having a throuple if you're not always sleeping in the same bed? Cloud farming back at that. Well I mean hold on. I

I also at the time was just like, I wasn't about it. I don't know. But then I was like, ooh, mileage trauma bond. I remember the first time I saw it, I literally was like shocked. Buenos Aires World from the San Diego Zoo Wildlife Alliance. I'm Marco Wendt. And I'm Rick Schwartz.

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Well, all three of us or me and Maude together? We all went to dinner one night and Maude was there. And I was like, ooh, they're a little flirty. And then we came home and you guys were cuddling. I was like, what is happening? Oh, was that like literally? Oh my God, I think that was literally the night that we first hooked up. Absolutely, yeah. Now he's engaged? Is he? Is Maude engaged? I think he's... To Avril? Yeah. Yeah.

Wait, I don't know if that's true. Imagine getting left for Avril Lavigne too. Like that hurts me. It's crazy. It was definitely very crazy. I don't know if it is. I don't know if it's true or not, but if it is, congratulations. She's a fucking icon. She is a fucking icon. Hope you can keep her, you crazy motherfucker. That's fucking sick. She's amazing. I love her. No, Avril's a fucking icon. Why'd you have to go and make things so complicated? You know? Chill out. What you yelling for? Should we fucking end this podcast? I'm uncomfortable.

I don't know what else to ask you about. I think that right now you are killing it. You're on top of the world and we actually do love you very much. You're definitely the closest friend that we've had on this podcast. Oh, really? A living legend. I mean, we did like Bryce and Trisha, but I mean, like we spent, all of us spend like a decent amount of time with you. Lately, you've been a little MIA because I know you're fucking Chloe, but. I'm not fucking Chloe. He's grinding. No, I really, again, like having been drinking, having been going out, people are like, oh, you're going to come to this party? I'm like, no, I don't want to go. Like,

This week, I'm going to New York because I'm trying to fuck that girl's best friend.

Brilliant. But I need like a break because I've been like literally just grinding. Like I've been drinking, I've been doing anything. I haven't been sleeping with anyone. So I'm going to go do something different. Is there anything you want to like promote or you want to talk about? Yeah, I mean, yeah, I feel like all the things. Yeah, talk about what you want to talk about. Yeah. Hey guys, so subscribe to my OnlyFans. www.onlyfans.com forward slash HarryJarzy. I've got a dating app called Lolly. I have sex toys coming. Oh yeah, I have a dating app. The dating app he's been posting a bunch about. Yeah, yeah. Me and Mike may like...

Get out far you do come. Yeah, we're gonna dating out together. It's really cool. It's good. Loli. Yeah, I work What is it? Yeah, what's it like it's literally like tick-tock me stand up as they like you literally looks like tick-tock So you have to be honest. Yeah, it's a videos. Yeah, it's sick. That's actually cool

Because a lot of people, like myself, use Photoshop photos on a dating app. So it kind of takes that away. No way. Congratulations. I want to be the poster child. I want to say I found love through Lolly. I just want to Times Square. We don't want you on now. That's true. I haven't really had a relationship. Yeah, you're in a relationship. We don't want a cheater. Well, that's really mean. I'm not a cheater anymore, guys. I'm so great now. I'd like a gold membership if you have that option. Not yet. Me too. Let me know. Have you ever cheated on someone? Yep.

How many people have you cheated on? I appreciate your honesty. Just one. Really? Have you ever cheated on someone? And I've never been cheated on. Wow, you're not the type to get cheated on. Here's the thing. Because you're a sweet girl. I did it one time when I was a lot younger and then I felt horrible. Like after the sex, I cried. And I was like, you know what? I never want to put myself and someone that I care about through this. So I'm never going to do it again. And also when I cheated, when I cum on this girl's stomach, it was so vivid. It was really vivid actually. Yeah.

She was a deathly afraid of semen. So I was like, you know what? This is a sign. - She was afraid of, what's it like to be afraid? - She's like, "Ooh, get it off, get it off. Oh my God, gross." And I was like, "Whoa, it's all fucking battery acid." Like it's my fucking children. - Your cum might be battery acid. - It's my children. - Have you ever had an STD, Harry? - Yep. - Which one? - Oh Jesus. - You're so honest. - You're so telling me that. Wait.

- He's like HIV. - I had chlamydia when I was at university, but a couple pills. - So did I, honestly. I had chlamydia when I was at BAM. - Have you ever had chlamydia? - I've never had chlamydia. - I've never had it. - There's no way that's true. - Why? - Well, we can't get into that. - Because you went to U of A. - I wore condoms. Ever heard of those before? - That's honestly like now when I go out to parties, I usually see like six or seven people I fuck. - How many people do you think she's had sex with? - Hundreds.

Wait, what's your body count again? You definitely told me this before. I'm going to ask you too. I forgot. No, tell us a ballpark. My body count is under 100. Under 100? Yeah. Liar. No, it's not. You're a liar. No, you're such a liar. Those are the names she can immediately recall. We did this in Vegas. Yeah. Could you give us like a ballpark estimate? Yeah, more than 20, less than 1,000. Oh.

Yo, honest to God, from now on when someone asks me my body count, that's what I'm going to say. More than 20 less than 1,000. Can you give us a ballpark estimate? Bull cock? Bull cock? Balls and cock. Nothing like his. I'd say more than 20 less than 200. You're going to fucking laugh.

I've seen his notes, everyone. He's at 540. Whoa. I mean, I would not not believe it for sure. What about his nuts is an indicator of that? Notes. Notes. Notes. Oh, notes. I thought you said I've seen his nuts. Come on, Mindy. Mindy. Come on, Mindy Liu. Oh, she's done with you. That is literally it. Come on, Mindy Liu. You can't. What sucks about Mindy is it like it just, yeah. Stop.

- Oh my God, we gotta pay you a little bit. - Okay guys, okay you guys, now that I'm getting exposed, I think it's time for the canceled podcast. Harry has a hard out right now, so if you guys are mad that this podcast is a little short, it's because he is rich and famous and has to go put on a bunch of Dior and stand on a red carpet and talk about putting his dick in all the people from Netflix. So we must let you go. - Thanks for coming, bro. It's good to see you. - Thanks so much for having me. My name is Harry Jazzy.

Please don't send me hate. Send me love. You're not going to get hate from this. You're pretty great. And usually we really have, we delve into like people we hate or talking shit. And I think that we, for once, didn't do this. Yeah, I just don't like talking about it. I don't want to keep them relevant.

But I might drop that expose one day just to ruin his whole new good guy brand. So stay tuned. Harry, we love you to death. Love you, brother. For real. You're the best. And I love you so, so, so, so, so, so, so much. Thanks for having me. And we're all going to go fuck to the B movie. Thanks for keeping me canceled. Stay canceled, you guys. Thank you for coming on, Harry. We love you. Tanimotia is canceled. A DWE Talent Production.

- Buenos dias world from the San Diego Zoo Wildlife Alliance. I'm Marco Wendt. - And I'm Rick Schwartz.

And we're your hosts for season three of Amazing Wildlife, a show from iHeartRadio Ruby Studio and the global conservation organization behind the San Diego Zoo and the San Diego Zoo Safari Park. Listen as we dive into the efforts here in San Diego and spotlight the heroes working worldwide to care for the species you know and love. Listen to Amazing Wildlife on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.