51: First Annual Cancelled Awards - Ep. 51
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Hello and welcome back to the Cancelled Podcast, the first annual Cancelled Podcast Awards. Today is the first annual Cancelled Podcast Awards. I just wanted to say it too. I wish I thought of that. I just...

I just really wanted to say it too. I love that we're doing this. I think it's so fun switching it up. I think we've had so many episodes where we kind of just do the same thing with or without a guest. And all these podcasts are getting so innovative. You know what I mean? And I think it's fun that we start having, like look at our balloons. Like isn't that so fun? We have fucking balloons, dude. So today, Brooke and I are headed to the Streamy Awards. Woohoo!

We just went last November together and they decided to change it to be like a summertime award show.

And so we're going again. And we decided that if we were all completely ready in our gowns and whatever, that it would be fun to do a canceled podcast award show. Yeah. And yes, there are the streamies. And yes, there are the steamies. Word to H3 for that. But H3 kind of does it differently. I explained it online and I was asking people to give us categories. And a lot of people were being like, H3 does this, H3 does this. But I was like...

It's going to be nothing like that. Well, both of you do assume we would have an original idea. That is actually so, so true. Well, he like will make the categories and then the nominees. And then he has his audience like vote. Oh, by the people. Yeah, we could do that one year, honestly, like.

you know, this is the first annual, like the second annual. We can, you know, we can change things up. If you guys have any critiques for next year's canceled awards, let us know. But we essentially just last night, we got so high. I know we got so high, which is crazy. I never smoke and I was smoking. I don't think I've ever seen you smoke until yesterday. And it was like such a reward for me. Just all the times where I am like so violently high around you and like,

you're also like a really good high. Like I wish you'd do it more. You were so funny. Thank you. Sometimes I'm not though. Sometimes I'm paranoid. Last night I was just creative juices were flowing. And so we sat in bed and we created maybe like 35 awards. And then we both went home and we don't know each other's.

And we are just going to tell each other what we are awarding for the categories today. So it's really just a podcast, just a normal podcast. We're just telling you our opinions that you didn't ask for. Completely. And, you know, again, if we want to in the future at the second annual canceled awards, if we want to switch that up, we completely can. But.

I think that it's time to just get into it. We bought note cards and we were really gonna do that whole thing. We didn't have time. Shocking, I know. So pretend that there's note cards if you're a viewer. Should we just get right into the cancelled podcast awards? I think we should. What's the first section most fuckable? I believe. The first section of the awards is... Near and dear to our hearts as we love fucking things.

It's a big topic of conversation on Cancelled and in our real lives. You know, who's fuckable, if someone's fuckable, so on and so forth. And we decided that most fuckable would be the first category of the Cancelled Awards today.

And we're gonna get right into it. You know, we all fuck some more than other. We all suck some more than others, which no offense, not me, not me. I am celibate. I'm like, I'm actually doing really good. One of the top comments on the Trevor episode was like, Tana's always talking about being celibate and she just never does. And I'm so I'm clean.

And one week clean. One week is not clean. Longer maybe, no, because I've been here for a week. Like almost two weeks. Wow. Yeah. I go like months and months at a time and I don't call it celibacy. I call it a dry spell. Well, I'm trying this new thing where I have a bush so that when it comes down to fucking. Okay, but everybody knows that that's, and it never works. That tactic never works. You stay bushed up so that you're not tempted to hook up with somebody and then guess what you do anyway? You hook up with someone and then you're bushed up.

And it's humiliating. I think, well, tonight I'm going to test out this theory at the Streamys. I don't think I've actually ever left a Streamy Awards without hooking up with someone. When you see Tana's red carpet photos from the Streamy Awards tonight, just know that she has a full bush under there. I'm serious. It's like I'm trying it out as my own version of a chastity belt, and we're going to see if it works or doesn't work. Okay. What did you just tell me downstairs that, like...

People that got laser hair removal. I heard a rumor. It's not a rumor. I forget who told me this, but I guess that you know how like it's such a trend to get laser hair removal. So you're just like a bald eagle down there. Yeah. But now pubes are coming back. So people are literally getting like, like hair. What's it called? Plugs.

in their pubic region to like build your own bush because they got rid of the bush is crazy build a bush build a bush is crazy i like at that point just rep that you're bald but could be cool like you could do a design yeah that's like a star that's what i was thinking and then just have it the rest of it be like dead bald do you know that years ago me natalie ashley all of us we vajazzled ourselves i did know that it was on the mtv show yeah we vajazzled ourselves for mtv i

Like, yeah, it's like you get these little bedazzles and it comes with glue that's like safer there. And we all had like a little design on our puss. I can't remember what mine was, but Natalie was so excited about it, too. It was like we did it for. Natalie probably still does that to this day. I can her own time. I could see her bedazzling herself. Speaking of bedazzles, most fuckable. We're going to start off the most fuckable category with something that is right on brand with what we do. And I'm really excited to hear your answer.

You actually just on the last episode were saying something about Joe Santagato or the basement yard. I know, but I had to put that dream to rest. I heard he doesn't date anybody in the social media space. Good for him. Which is like, I'll quit.

I will, Jo. Call me. Most fuckable podcast host. Okay, do you want to go first? I want you to go first. Okay, mine I've spoken about before and honestly it's getting a little bit embarrassing how many times I've mentioned him publicly for him to just never say anything to me ever. Connor Wood. Fibula. I have the biggest crush on Connor Wood. It's like scary. Look at you. And his podcast is like Brooke and Connor make a podcast. So what about like Brooke and Connor make a baby? Make a baby.

just kidding no honestly i really i'm dead serious i need to start using cancel to shoot my shot more no but it's embarrassing when it like because it's like you know they know you also take it to twitter you tweeted i want connor wood to date me i didn't tweet that but i tweeted something for sure along those i want fibula to date me no i want to date fibula i don't remember what i said i saw him at a d'amelio event and i told him that he should date you

I was sober though so it wasn't like you should date Brooke. It was like you should date Brooke. Well great. That means somebody put the idea in his head and he declined. I don't think he was in that case I changed my answer back to Joe. Yeah.

um tw joe my answer is a girl okay i think the most fuckable podcast host right now is alex cooper oh that's a good one although she is engaged she yeah but i think everyone every guy wants to fuck her i've had like several guys i have a crush on like tell me they have a crush on her and i'm like damn you want a crush on her yeah it's she's so hot and i'm gonna say alex cooper um

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The next category, a predictable category, but one that has taken the world by storm.

Most fuckable TikToker. You have to go first this time. I don't want to go first. I don't care. Go first. I put Leo Skeppy. Although he doesn't swing in this direction. But if at any point he decides to, I'm over here waiting for you, Leo. That's so true. He is so big. And so hot. He's so big. And so nice. And so, I love him. I completely understand. I agree with that, Leo Skeppy. I would absolutely fuck Leo Skeppy. I put Duda Castro's boyfriend.

That makes perfect sense.

Just because I want to keep playing into the bit. I don't actually want her boyfriend, but I think that this year when I've talked about... I actually don't know his name or his TikTok, and it was just a joke. I just couldn't think of anyone. I think that's perfect. I think that's a perfect answer. And I really just couldn't think of anyone, and I wanted to make myself giggle, but I think that I'm just so not the type of person to be like, Noah Beck, Vinnie Hacker. Do you know what I mean? Noah Beck slander here, okay? Noah Beck, if at any point... No, like... You want to go for a cougar? Noah Beck and Vinnie...

Noah Beck and Vinnie Hacker are obviously so objectively hot. I just feel like... I wouldn't know what to do with a Vinnie Hacker. Really? I couldn't look him in the eye. Noah either. I just found out a crazy rumor of someone that one of those two people allegedly hooked up with, and it blew my socks off. No, it makes perfect sense to me. My socks off. I really wish one day I could just... I was talking about this the other day with like...

Like I've always said at the end of my career when I'm done and I'm ready to retire, like I'm going to write a book and just like expose everything. Oh. And you don't, I've said that to you, I think. But imagine we could just do podcasts like that where you could like say all the secrets you have. That would be so fun. What if we could do it and everyone could hear it one time and then it was like erased from their memory a day later? Or what if we did it with like no face on like Twitch? I guess we have like notable voices. We could do a little voice change. Speaking of, that brings us to our next category.

Most fuckable streamer. Okay. You do have to go first this time. Well, here's the thing. This wouldn't have been a category like a month ago. I've been hyper fixated on streamers. Like I always feel like... Streamers or a streamer in particular? No, streamers. Streamers. And I'm serious. And not that kind. But... Good one. One of my roommates is hooking up with a streamer. And it opened up my mind. Because you know me, I love a category. I love being like this...

month I'm interested in real estate agents me too you know I had my little musician phase and then comedian like that's exactly and I feel like the category I'm really hyper fixated on right now is streamers so I don't know I think that there's something hot about no one knows what corpse looks like right there's something hot about not knowing someone's face

And then being so loaded. Honestly, perfect. I don't care what your face looks like. Which also brings me to my next answer. It was kind of a toss up is Dream. Okay. Dream's the one who did the face reveal, right? Yes. But I'm still rocking with it. It was very much like controversial, which I don't know why. People are like, he looks like Shane Dawson. Like, I don't think so.

I think he's like cute. So that's your fuckable streamer? He's going to the streamings tonight. Ooh, how exciting. I remember last year we saw, oh, he's cute. Yeah, like he's like, he's like sweet. I think he's so cute. He looks like a little cartoon in a cute way, in like a good way.

He does. He looks like a little Disney print. Okay, I think we have to move on. Oh, okay. Oh, wait. What's your most fuckable streamer? My most fuckable streamer, I did put a girl because I actually don't really know of any streamers, really. Actually, that XQC guy or whatever, he was at the stream.

The streamies last year and he was hot. Yeah, he was hot. We talked for a while. Was he the one who ordered Shake Shack into the streamies? That was so iconic. But my answer is a new streamer. I think she just started streaming. Miss Madison Beer. Oh, wow. I thought you were going to say Sky Bree. Well, that's a good one. Yeah, that is a good one. But Madison Beer is literally the most beautiful person on this planet. I didn't know she was streaming. She is and she's slaying. The next one. We're going to take it home. Most fuckable canceled guest. Wait, you skipped...

musician oh i cut it out why i don't have one yes you do i have one but i'm i can't say it yes you can no i can't i'm never gonna say it like i i'm serious i want this man to fucking marry me and i think that if i bring it okay well then do second most fuckable musician oh lewis capaldi such a good answer lewis capaldi sorry i did skip one okay my most fuckable musician this is a a special answer okay

It goes central C, but with the condition that his girlfriend is also there and it is a threesome. Miss Madeline Argy. That's actually the best possible answer. I'm so jealous. I want both of them because it's like I can't tell which of them I have a bigger crush on. It's like why have one when you could have both? Absolutely. So that's my dream. And if at any point you guys want to engage in that. How can you be homophobic?

My bitch is gay. And now we're going to bring it home. To the most fuckable canceled podcast guest. I mean, I think we've had a couple fuckable people on this podcast. I would probably fuck every single guest we've had. Even Fire Festival guy? Yeah. No. No. No. Hard no. I'm ending on no there. I'm trying to think of who else we've had we've had like. Oh, I guess. I mean. Like I would fuck Sophia with an F. I would fuck. Oh, good one. I would fuck Trevor. Trevor.

I would. But I wouldn't though. But like most, like Trevor's fuckable. Does that make sense? Yeah. It doesn't mean we particularly have to fuck them. I put Hannah Burner. Oh, good one. I would totally fuck Hannah Burner. You just know it would be so good. But like I wouldn't. And Leo Skeppy. Oh, I changed my answer to Leo Skeppy. Next topic.

Most fuckable middle-aged person on social media. Okay, you go first. I just wanted a reason to give Dave Portnoy an award.

And in reality, I love Silvana and would absolutely never fuck Dave Fortnoy. Maybe you could make the condition that Silvana is also there. Then I just want Silvana. Yeah, same. Oh, I love Silvana. She's my favorite influencer. The reason that I needed to do this, I think, is because Dave Fortnoy heard I called him short. Is he short? I didn't call him short. I just said, I thought you'd be taller. And he was like, humming at me on BFFs, like, Tana, like, you think I'm short. And I just wanted to give him a category. I think he's tall. Pfft.

Anyway, my most... He is. He's a normal height. I just say his demeanor made me think he would give me 5'0". He's that 5'0". Like big, giant... Oh, oh, oh, oh, okay. My most fuckable middle-aged person on social media is Mike Malak. I didn't even think about the ability to call Jeff and Mike middle-aged.

Well, Mike is middle-aged. Jeff isn't, right? Jeff's like 34. Aren't they like 10 years apart? No, Jeff's like 34. Mike's like 38 or something. Oh. One just looks wildly younger. Well, Jeff just looks like a fucking Ken doll. Mike is a great answer. I'm like, TW Mike. Apparently, I did hook up with him in New York. Yeah, according to...

an awful man he doesn't even have a name most fuckable comedian and that is the final category of most fuckable I wonder if we put the same person I feel like we would for this one I added an extra person because I feel like I was putting your person I put Theo Vaughn I put Theo Vaughn but here's the thing I want you to say that and like shoot your shot because I think you actually should like I wouldn't if it all came down to it it's my dream like I just Theo if you're listening best friend I put Adam Sandler

so i know it's so boring but i would just i would actually cut off all my friends like i would do like anything i would too if someone told me tomorrow that i could hang out with adam sandler for one day and never see you again i would it would be bye i love you later we had a good run like there's just something about him you know i love you though um yeah deal love you for the next category we decided to spice things up

This category is random. This category is shocking. This category is spunky. There's not a real rhyme or reason to the next awards. None at all. I was so confused by it. They're all really good. So this is the without rhyme or reason category.

Starting off with best filler dissolvement. This one was oddly specific. Someone requested this on TikTok and it's just like I love a good random one. I chose Kylie Jenner only because she's the only person that I can think of off the top of my head who dissolved their filler and looks better. Although I did run into Chloe Cher the other night and her lips are like...

maybe half the size they were in New York. Oh, wow. Yeah, she has been looking more like... You know what she said is that she knows the canceled podcast.

That's honestly everything. It's always been so cool to like hear. Because I feel like we hear this a lot or people tell us a lot. We don't talk about it on Cancelled. Like mainstream celebrities watch it and will like tell someone or like tell us or whatever. But we just don't want, they would never go on. And like Khloe said she'd go on. She's lit for that. But I'm saying like there are a lot of celebrities that like we found out like watch it but like would never go on. Someone punked me one time and told me that like SZA tweeted us. And I believed it for like weeks. Yeah.

She didn't. Why do I feel like that was after the last dreamies? Like in the car? I don't know, but speaking of, can we really quickly talk about SZA and, or Justin Bieber? What would you do if you were Hailey? Stab. Okay, me too. Stab, stab, stab, stab everyone. I would put on a blindfold and like pin the tail on the donkey, just spin me around and let me just start randomly stabbing. Okay. Best filler to salt me.

Not that I don't love SZA and obviously I love SZA and everyone knows I'm a Justin Bieber fan. I'm just, I'm not mentally stable enough for my boyfriend to be doing all that. Me neither. And that's probably why Hailey has him. I'm going to end up with...

Someone who's probably under the 405 right now. For my best filler dissolvement, mine was originally a toss up between Kylie and Khloe, but I decided that I think you have the best filler dissolvement. Honestly, I do agree with that. I don't know if you guys have seen a photo of me from maybe like two years ago.

It was really bad news bears. You just look gorgie. I don't even really remember your like big lips. Oh, it's crazy. I mean, they're still big, but... The next category is something we discuss a lot on Cancelled. Most entertaining beef. I have a controversial answer for this one because I don't want anyone to think that I'm like still too excited about it. But I did pull down. I did tell my honest truth and I did say...

tana and ashley only because i love a beef that i can watch from afar and not be involved and by afar you mean on the same trip in turks and caicos yeah but i was just minding my business drinking a fucking coconut when that shit was going down that's fair and that was and i think anyone who can't see why that would be the most entertaining beef of the year for you yeah it was like a movie it was like a fun movie no it was like bad girls club

It was hilarious. Shout out Jeff. My most entertaining beef was Haley and Selena. I was just very hyper fixated on it this year. And like at one point I did street interviews in Miami asking people, Haley or Selena. Like I really just took it there. I was enjoying all of the new developments. What is, so speaking of new developments, did you see the newest one? Her TikTok? Selena's TikTok? No. She made a TikTok to like, it's like, hello, I told my wife. And it's like, what? Who is this? And everyone was like, oh, she's,

She has to know what she's doing when she does that, right? That's the thing. So on one end, I'm like... But if I was her, I would do the same thing. Yeah. So I would have been way, way, way crazier if I were her. But because of the reaction she's gotten from everything, you have to think twice about just about everything you do. And there's no way she didn't think that people were going to think that was about... Which is shitty, though. But also... Like, live your best life. Like, she... I feel like from what I know and see...

about Selena Gomez she's like the nicest person ever I agree so it's like there was probably no malintent behind that I honestly think it's like if anything if it were deliberate it's like she's throwing shade at him not her yeah that's fair best apology video I don't have any I have three okay perfect can I have one yeah

You really don't have any? I don't have any. My favorite apology video of the year, of the past year, is a recent one. It speaks volumes about today's society and TikTok and so on and so forth. And it is the girl who was on the plane that said, that motherfucker is not real. Oh my god, I didn't... I forgot about that. Someone tagged me and I think I sent it to you. That is my favorite apology video. Did she give a reason? Like, did she say, like, how that happened or what she was thinking or, like, why he wasn't real? I think...

I think she said like essentially was just like, sorry, I was drunk and there were kids on the plane. And I said that. Oh, I wish she would have told us like where her head was at. It's crazy too. Because like, to be honest, I would double down if I were her. I'd be like that motherfucker wasn't real. And I'm not sorry. All of you guys are gaslighting me. 100%. Or made up some crazy shit. Yeah. Like if you're, you know, because at the end of the day, no one knows anything else about you. Like you're a stranger. Like you, no one has any idea.

other context to prove that what you're saying no pun is not real so why not you know i really want to have her on canceled i've been trying i'm to the point now where i had my like management go try to reach out to her because i've been reaching out and it's not working like i need her on canceled shoot i just want to know what it was the next she did ayahuasca the next two are colleen ballinger can we say best or is that just like most hilarious yeah and by best i mean like

Car crash I couldn't look away from. So, I mean, car crashes aren't good. Like, no one's like best car crash. I have one. But like the uke. The uke of it all. I will remember it. I will tell my kids about the uke. What's number three? I really appreciated iDubbbz apology to me. That's a good one. Slay iDubbbz. We were going to have them on and then it just never happened. But I don't know. Probably for the best. With the people. I don't know if that's what the people would want. I can't keep my foot from going to sleep.

The next one is just a hilarious category and I love it. Best summer Instagram flex. And to elaborate on this, I mean, I feel like this year on Instagram, I feel like this year on Instagram,

has been more than ever like everyone is flexing like look where i am look where i'm traveling to like look do you know what i mean like normally it's like my feet is just like bikini pics and now it's like everyone's in europe everyone's in everyone's in you know what i mean and i just i really wanted to give an award to who i think took it there the most everyone's trying but who took it there i have a good one so do i what's yours suede brooks you stole mine she really just did it bro

She really just did it. That was crazy. Suede just like casually on a fucking 300 foot yacht with Drake. And I think that it was very cool that her summer Instagram flex left her own hands. She said, I'm going to let Daily Mail do a bunch of it. Yeah, she didn't have to do shit. I love when we see people we know personally. Like when I find things out about them, then I'm like, wait, huh? I've known Suede since she was in middle school. I've seen her grow up before my eyes.

And seeing her on the cover of Daily Mail on a yacht with Drake. And it wasn't try hard. It was no makeup. You did know the paparazzi were there. Like you were actually just...

roaming this yacht like in your hoodie with Drake just like checking it out she is inspirational she is everything that obviously would not be best summer Instagram flex I think she really took it there on Instagram as well she went a million places she did a million things she was that girl that bitch it kills me and I love to see it that's funny me like sitting up straighter cause I just that's right I didn't know I just gave up that's what I think of Suede I think it's just so c*** I think it's funny that we both said Suede Brooks funniest scandal

So this was a scandal that was funny. You just like that? This was just a scandal that like, it was just like, I can't believe this is happening and it's hilarious. I feel like mine might be obvious. Mine was Mikaela's mascara gate. That's so funny because mine was Mikaela's accent. Sorry, Mikaela.

I think it's just, I love a scandal that isn't a real scandal. Like, get the fuck over it. 100%. Eyelashes. 100%. But like, who cares if she has a fake New York accent? Who cares if she played it up? I would too for that bag. I would be on here tomorrow. Everything about it is just hilarious. Like, she didn't do anything wrong. If I knew that it would increase my bag to be on here tomorrow and talking in a Scottish accent...

Czechoslovakian. I would. You know what I mean? Give us a Czechoslovakian accent really quick. And then you get canceled for being offensive. Isn't Czech very much like... Oh, it's giving me a John Marianak. Moving on to messiest breakup. I mean, I'm going to go with mine. Go with yours. It was pretty messy. What was it? Oh, your own. Mine. Your own. Mine, my own breakup. I can't imagine a messier breakup than that.

Speaking of fake accents, shit. We really did that on that. On second thought, maybe you shouldn't fake an accent. Nobody. That's fair. I fully, fully agree. I just didn't think to put you. For me, the one that I really can't stop obsessing over developments of is Ariana Grande, ex-realtor, ex-SpongeBob. Oh, such a good answer. Ariana Grande, ex-realtor, ex-SpongeBob, ex-baby, ex-

whatever the fuck spongebob being like an actual like important detail is crazy i also put harry jowsey in georgia but i just like yeah but poor georgia give her a rest she's busy yeah georgia's a queen and i just don't want to be in the middle of that i love harry as well i just that was one of those like breakups where i'm like they're both my friend and even if i think someone's wrong or

You know, I'm just trying to stay out of it. Because usually I'm the wrong one, so I'm trying to have empathy. Best Facetune fail. I have mine. I'm airdropping it to Erin. Oh, shit. I didn't have a specific instance. You don't have a specific instance? I wrote Lila literally every single time. I'm a second. But I've been way better lately. I actually have been meaning to announce this on Canceled. My new thing is minimal Facetune. And lying. Ha ha ha.

I swear to God though, like FaceApp, all of it. I've really dialed it back. Minimal is crazy. You could say less than usual. Minimal is like pushing it.

I will say Lila will straight up give somebody scoliosis behind her. I really am just proud of myself. My favorite Facetune fail. Erin, I'm going to send you two photos because you're going to have to zoom in and I don't know how. Is it a dick? It's not. Oh, Brooke, you're not going to talk about the best Facetune fail being an actual literal man Facetuning. You guys are so right. There was a man who sent me a dick pic and Facetuned it. I wish I could show the canceled audience the photo. It's a great photo, to be honest. And he's so famous, so it's so funny. Insane.

My favorite Facetune fail of the year is that of none other than Britney Spears. And when you zoom, you can see that the horizon of the ocean has been detrimentally warped. And as someone who has done this a lot, I have changed the patterns of the ocean far and few times. I feel seen more.

I feel heard and I think about it all the time. I changed my answer. Yesterday, only 24 hours ago, I sent Tana a photo of us together, okay? That I had already given a good silk to on FaceApp. Which I didn't know. And I didn't touch her yet. But I sent it to Tana and she posted it with the caption, this is unedited, we are just perfect together.

And just like that photo of Britney, the horizon is warped completely. I thought that you were just gorgy. No. And all I did for the record was like reduce my hairline by like literally a millimeter. Okay. Notice the bend of the ocean. That is not. Brooke! That is. That's so embarrassing for me. But. Oh my God. Brooke! You pulled a Britney. It's so funny.

It's just, I didn't tell you to say that it was unedited. You did that on your own accord. Can I say something? I've completely...

let go of Reddit. Like I just started seeing so much shit that was like so untrue and it was like really affecting my like mental state to like want to come on here and like defend myself on so much untrue shit. We're going to get to that in a category. And obviously there's true shit as well. I am not saying there's not. Lots of it. It's just people really dissecting every little fucking thing. And at the end of the day, I've always lived my life this way. And like you got to live and you got to learn and

you can't let all these untrue or true opinions or amazing opinions or horrible opinions affect your mental state so I decided like recently like I'm just done I'm deleting the app I don't care I'm done so now in my breakup of the year me and reddit so now it's funny because in my head it just doesn't exist and like knowing that there's literally a reddit thread about that photo like when someone tells me I like literally forget I'm like no that's not real it's hilarious I'm also off reddit I'm really proud of you

Let's take it a little lighter. That was hilarious. Best...

Air one smoothie. Okay, this is hard. We just put this in here so there was something we wouldn't get canceled for. I stand behind my choice very much. So I used to love the Hailey Bieber one, but nothing, and I mean nothing, is better than the Frankie's Bikinis Orange Mango Dream or whatever it is. It is so fucking good. Is it like turmeric though or some weird shit in it that there shouldn't be? No, it is so much better than the...

I've never tried it. Mine is Hailey Bieber. Me too. I want to talk about something really quickly though. The strawberry makeup, all of that, those like little, when someone gets a hair color and they're like, this is cookie butter, coconut, milk chocolate, cinnamon hair color. Like blueberry milk nails. It makes me fucking sick. Why? Because it's like, call it brown. It's fucking brown hair. I love that. I didn't know that.

I don't know. It's really been upsetting me lately. Best Ozempic glow up. Should this be a category? No. How about we just bleep their name, but we see if we say the same one right now, and it'll be fun for us, and it's like no one else cares, but it's like our little inside joke. One, two, three.

Oh, that wasn't fun. We said two different people. Sound off in the comments below who you think has had an ozempic glow up. Favorite famous kid. You go first. Malibu Barbie. Oh, such a good one. I met her the other day and I can never look back. I decided that this to me was going to be favorite small individual. Do you mean like little people? Well, I chose Hasbulla and I know he's not a kid.

I know he's not a kid and he's an adult, but I love him. He's so funny. He's 21. He's so funny. Hasbulla's 21. I know, but... Imagine Hasbulla sipping a dirty martini. He doesn't drink. It's against his religion. I can't touch girls or...

I know that. But I just like, I wanted to answer, like, I love him so much that I needed for, to fit him into a category and there was really nothing else. I'm sure you could fit him into. We're canceled. All right. Moving on. I'm crying. I'm going to throw up. I'm wearing a waist trainer and I'm about to fart in the pubes. Waist trainer is crazy. She's wearing four skims. That's the same thing.

Four. We have most embarrassing influencer who embarrassed themselves the most in the past year. I'm going to go with you. It's so real. You're so real. This one actually involves me. So my answer. So I feel a lot of embarrassment, really. I'm going to say FouseyTube. Oh, that was. Yeah, that was tough. I actually don't know what happened. He just gives me embarrassing vibes. Or can we say Dylan Danis?

Oh, wow. Pretty embarrassing. I'm staying with Fousey too. He swatted himself the other day.

That was really embarrassing. I will write a lot of it off as mental illness, which is obviously something that you have to feel empathy for. So you know how he sent me that voice memo where he was like, hey, I'm sorry I sexually assaulted you. He actually didn't even say I'm sorry. He said he won't happen again. I won't sexually assault you like last time. I played that on Jeff FM and I thought I had the breaking. But come to find out, he did that live on Twitch. Like sent the voice memo. So it was already out there. I just didn't know that. You know what I mean? Yeah.

Anyway, we deemed it quite necessary to have at least one award where we awarded something to each other, where we chose something for each other. One of the top requests from all of the people chiming in on what they wanted the awards to be were to have us name each other's worst situationship. Not even relationship, which is crazy. Everyone wanted to know. I haven't really had very many situationships, though, this year. I've had like two. Yeah, that's fair. And I liked them both, kind of.

I'm actually going to change my answer in the last minute. I don't know if you've ever mentioned him by name is the problem. I have. Okay. If we're saying the same one. In the nicest way possible, and this is not personal to him except for that it completely is. I'm just kidding. Mine was Damien. Only because I think he made the least sense for you. I think I would rather be with like a face tattooed individual. Yeah. Than a golden retriever.

Man. Again, it's just the nice guys thing. Like, it's my own mental illness. And I like a nice guy, but you've got to have a little grit. Nothing gritty. Too nice does scare me. Like, you can be nice and, like, do chivalrous gestures, but if at all times, like, imagine I'm just sitting here right now and I'm like...

You're so pretty. I wish you were. I originally was going to say Clinton Kane and kind of make a joke about like the era where you were still talking to him after your breakup. That was hard. However, I am going to go with your most recent situation. Yeah. The man who worked next door. He needs a good name. No, he doesn't. He literally doesn't even get a name. Yeah, that's actually so fair. And I'm excited for when I meet him because I think I'm going to tell him this to his face. I don't think...

Yeah. Rest in peace. Most controversial canceled podcast story. I mean, this one's pretty recent. Is it? The wine tour story. I regret my part in it. You are actually the reason for all of the major headlines. Yeah. It says that I said what you said. I know. And I did say it, but everyone knows I didn't mean it. I think that we talked about this on a previous episode, but...

I feel like our core viewership completely...

understands our sense of humor and the way that we talk. And like, especially when it comes down to like my story times, like I've always told stories in a way where it's like, Oh my God, I'm dramatic about saying how I hate someone, you know? And in our personal lives and on the podcast, we're always saying like, I just wanted to fucking kill myself or I just, I want that person dead. I want this, whatever, blah, blah, blah. And our audience knows that it's completely satire and like exaggerative. Yeah. The problem is when it,

something does go worldwide and it leaves our core audience and people can take one sentence like that out of context and put it in like a text article, you know? Yeah. Because then there's so much of the world perceiving that we said something in a way that we completely didn't, which sucks. I am very torn on this story. I think I learned people have been asking for me to address it. So I'm just going to do it right now. I'm trying to cancel the words.

I think I learned during the first annual canceled awards. I think I learned. And I thought I'd gotten a lot better at this, but I think I learned a lot about maybe creating more protective aliases in the future and not being a fucking idiot just in general. But at the same time, I use this podcast to tell stories from my personal life and I always will. And I do equate telling that story to me leaving a bad Yelp review.

Like I stand by what I said. Yeah. I think that she didn't have to send that text afterwards saying awful things about me and what I do for a living. She, she could have just left me with my headphones in walking. She could have, she shouldn't have booked the wrong tour for us and then told us when we arrived.

If we're paying for it and been upset that we were upset that it wasn't what we paid for. What I will say about that is I get your like comparison to like you making a Yelp review. But the power dynamic does factor. It's the weaponized audience that like I know you don't mean for it to be that way. And this is a good opportunity maybe to say that like when we speak about somebody like that or like when we tell a story of something bad that happened to us. Our goal is never ever ever for you guys to go find them and harass.

I also think it is like if you love this podcast and you love that we tell stories like this, no matter how passionately you feel about a member of the story, going to find them and leaving them hate only will prevent us from telling more stories like that in the future. Because I completely understand that people feel passionate about

Like go be nosy. Go look them up. But it's. I'm all for that. That's my thing. Like even the guys we talk about and stuff. If you want to on your own time like do the research. Find out who it is and then just zip it.

Go for it. You're a dream viewer. Like we love that you're in on the combo. I would do that. But it's then, it's then. I just don't condone harassment or hate. Yeah. Like I'm a hater. I'm a hater person or sharing it online, like who it is, like that's what we don't like. And I completely understand that that's at the end of the day still on us. We were just, you know, that's a helpful tip and we would love it if you guys could. We're learning along with you. I know it's a worldwide scandal when adults bring it up to me. Like the head of my security is like 58 and he texted me about it.

Like Amari's parents texted me about it. Chris's stepdad like made a joke. Like, and I was like, damn, like I did not think this would like, like when it's reaching like adults news apps and adults in my life bring it up. That's when it's like, oh my God, I did not mean for this. Like that's when you realize. Yeah. I, yeah. Anyways, I feel like something that we just touched on is a canceled story causing the most trouble in our personal lives, which I,

happens a lot. And I think there should be an award for that. I had more experience with that in our first season of the podcast because I wasn't as good at concealing identities. Now I don't encounter it as much. Although... I encounter it every day. I have had some situations where my...

take on your situations come back to bite me for example when one of your exes cussed you out and yelled at you as a grown-ass man the other night okay cussed me out as pushing it he was like he gave me very much he gave me like lila's exact words from watching it were that it was aggressive

And that makes me so mad. It was just I never saw that side of him and he just got, he was very, very angry. And it like, it gave like parents being disappointed in you. And this is on parents because he's geriatric. No, no, no. He just was like. I'm so mad about this situation that I'm trying to choose my words carefully and I was actually going to save it for the next podcast because I could go on for an hour. Yeah, I almost feel like I'm scared to even say it because it's like, what am I doing? Well, I put it. I put cause the most trouble in my personal life was a toss up for me between Turks and Maud's on that whole episode.

I was talking about things that were actually very painful for me. So then when it... You have to deal with it after it... Yeah. You know what I mean? I think it's one thing if someone's mad at me and I don't give a fuck. But like, you know what I mean? Like, that was just like a whole painful sitch for me. But I think at the end of the day, him...

It's funny because this happened at an IMG event the other night and you and Brianna Chicken Fry went and you guys were like, come with me, come with me. And I was like, I don't want to go because I know that I think my ex is going to be there and I don't want to have an altercation in the middle of a party. I was like, no, it's such a big party. You won't even see him. And then you went and I feel like, in my opinion, he misplaced his anger at me

It was like, he just was so like the,

the way he was talking to me was very much like I also I thought you were better than this and you fell into it just like everybody else said you drank the Kool-Aid I drank which is crazy I'm I'm no better than anybody who ruins people's lives on the internet and it's like I think that the truth of it all like like having a little bit of truth is what made me like feel like shit I was like it did you are the one who always says that Taylor Swift says if you don't want a bad song written about you don't do something bad I know and I always I kept telling

kept telling him I was like I feel like I've always spoken really highly of you I play devil's advocate but to like I can only do that so much I at the end of the day you're my best friend you're sitting across from me and you're telling me how you feel I'm not gonna defend him and also you have always played devil's advocate for him like if he does something that isn't wrong you are gonna be the first to say it that's why I think it's so unfair to say like you're just no like you actually did something wrong and you've never taken accountability in your entire fucking life and that's like why it's so upsetting and it's like I spent I

Ty and I added up the amount of time I spent writing back my text to him, like when he sent me the novel text in Europe. I spent 10 hours, like an hour a day for 10 days, writing my response, writing out a timeline. I put dates in my text. Like, I was like, if you're going to gaslight me into saying things aren't true, I'm going to find the date, the photo, what happened, and bring in, what's the word? Receipts? Like, witnesses. Like, you know what I mean? Like, I'm going to say this person saw this, this person said this. I did all that, and I can still sit back and say...

as wrong as I am in life usually when I date people or try to date people or whatever, I didn't do anything in that situation to deserve the way I was treated and slighted. And then the same day, weirdly, the same day that he was yelling at you that night, like, how could you podcast about this, whatever, I wake up to my first ever, ever,

hey girly DM ever I've never had someone like really hey girly me like this for the most part like when Brad Sousa cheated on me I found out and then people I found out about like three people and then like two more people came forward and whatever yeah and like not that I haven't been cheated on but even just like in other eras like girls just wouldn't tell me because they wanted my man or whatever I never whatever I have this girl send me a TikTok of me talking about the

he was coming at me like, how could you post a TikTok with another guy? Like, I want to be with you. Like, blah, blah, blah. That was kind of like what he was saying in his text to me. And all of my, all of his texts to me was like, you were so shitty. Like, I just wanted to be with you. You know what I mean? She told me the entire time him and I were talking that he was messaging her the same shit. Like, I want to be with you. I want to date you. I want to whatever. And she's like an esteemed like singer. Like he was like completely like, can you tell how upset I, like actually. Yeah, that's crazy. So to like double down on finding out

that everything he said to me was just cap. What a bummer. And then he's going to yell at you like you're a bad person. Like, how about the other person you were trying to date the entire time you were trying to date me? Yeah.

And if you have a problem with me, take it up with me. I'm scared. And my final. If you have a problem with me, take it up with me. I would do it live. Come defend yourself live. Sit right here. I don't. Whatever. And I do just want to say for the final time, this has nothing to do with Sahara Ray. I think she is a hottie, cutie, sweetie. Favorite new influencer. Oh, I feel so strongly about my answer. I feel like we're going to say the same thing. One, two, three. Octopus lover. Yes. So, yes. Yes.

octopus lover jake shane god love him i think he deserves everything that is coming for him i think that he is my he's the funniest tiktoker absolutely ever i could watch every i do watch every single one of his videos trisha paytas and i she let me do a role play video with her the other day how she always does where she's pretending to serve the customer a drink and he duetted it and i freaked out he's so cute i love him least favorite influencer dylan dennis

Only because he came at me all crazy for posting our text last week. But I'm like, you tried to make the whole internet think that I was pursuing you. Yeah, actively pursuing you. And I had a gaping asshole for you. Okay. That's so fair. So I'm just going to go ahead and say you're my least favorite influencer. And that you are. Talking directly to him is so funny. I should have just done that whole nonsense shit like that. I'm going to say some vlog squad adjacents.

It's a vlog squad. Okay, you're not going to give the details of who you're speaking of? No. Okay, that's probably good. Because some are okay. Like Jason Ash can live. Zayn Hijazi can live. Love Zayn. Natalina can live. Taylor can live. Most of them can live, actually. I'm just literally thinking of one person. Anyways. Best cancelled guest? One, two... Wait, do you think we have the same answer or no? No. Trisha. Trisha is...

I like I just felt like it was so fresh and so new and we've had her before and like I don't know if it even has anything to do with the episode. It's like my I guess what was most exciting to me because I'm so obsessed with her. That's true. She I'll give it a tie because I would say Trisha and Whitney Cummings are my favorite episodes. Oh my God. I should have said that Whitney Cummings was my favorite episode. She's my childhood hero and my idol and it was just such a great day.

Most embarrassing moment. I went with one that happened on canceled. I don't know if you did that. I did too. You want me to go first or you go first? I'm going to go with the time that I overdrew my account, like literally with $1 a day. I never even thought, cause it's your story. So it's like, you know what I mean? Like I've never felt embarrassment from that. Like that is like, it's not embarrassed. Like it's, it's most embarrassing that it's the most viral canceled moment probably ever. And, um,

every single person who's ever the tens of millions of people who have seen it know that I overdrafted my account at this at the age of 26 you win for sure mine is tampon gate tampon on the beach I could have lived without telling that story to the internet best tiktoker turned boxer that you've hung out with a lot that

doesn't claim you as a friend. Just kidding. The category is best mutual. Do you even really need to say your best mutual? Well, I'm not going to say Bryce. I'm going to say an actual mutual. Okay, so was I. I made my mutual somebody who I actually have never had any personal conversations with but is an actual mutual as in somebody who shares...

friends with me shares generally the same space as us and i put dave portnoy that to me is a mutual somebody who i have that little of a relationship with that i he is not a friend he is a mutual i love that you put dave portnoy i thought you were gonna say octopus lover almost was mine no he's our friend yeah he's literally my friend yeah it's like i've never had a phone call with octopus lover i have never had a one-on-one hangout but he is my friend okay just like you yeah and

And that's still so different. Let me remind you, Bryce came to our Friendsgiving. It was not Mutualsgiving. It was Friendsgiving. And then he got in a fight at Friendsgiving. He did get in a fistfight at Friendsgiving. That is, Friendsgiving, that's one of the things I didn't touch on. I only invited my friends.

to my friends giving. And eventually at the end of the night, we made one TikTok, but that's because Lil Xan randomly showed up because Chris was there. Chris was my friend and Chris invited Xan. Xan's also my friend. But I was saying I wanted a TikTok with Chris Xan and Bryce Hall. That's fucking hilarious. At no point was friends giving Xan

for content or did I invite Bryce for content or did we even make content for like six hours? You know what I mean? And he did get in a fist fight. I've been seeing all these edits. It's so funny because I've like touched on, on Jeff FM, I tried to like reference all these moments to Bryce where I thought we were friends, but I forgot so many of them obviously because there were so many. I keep getting tagged in all these edits with so many likes and views of like different stuff. Like today I just saw one of us like talking about us like crying together like the last...

Like, it was, I asked Bryce the last time he cried and it was, like, with me. And I was like, damn, like, mutuals cry together. My best mutual, I'm going to say, someone I've met in person and stuff, but I'm going to say Chris Olsen. Oh, I love him. Chris Olsen made a TikTok defending me toward the mutual situation, like, a day ago. And I just wasn't expecting that because Chris Olsen, like, is very brand safe. The coffee and the Meghan Trainor and the Kris Jenner of it all. For him to jump in is, like, pretty. For him to jump in and, like,

have my back and love me and text me about it and stuff was really cute. We should take him to dinner and make him bring Megan because she's my favorite celebrity. And the baby. And that little baby. Oh my God. That's my favorite celebrity child. Best drunk moment on Cancelled. Or best drunk moment of our friend group. Whatever. I don't know what you did. Say it with your chest. Ashley off the dock. Say it with your chest. I'm saying everything with my chest in this episode. Ashley off the dock was up there but my

And for the record, Ashley is totally fine. She is fine. We like her. Okay. It's not that. It's just that was hilarious. I love her. People like don't know that we're just like completely cool. Yeah. Like I posted a TikTok with you two the other night and they were like, she's back. And I was like, what do you mean back? Like she never left. I ended on my end all be all being Amari puking on Ty. And we only barely touched on it on canceled. But that was my next answer.

projectile vomiting on your friends. And or ex-boyfriend. Ex-boyfriend. That's where I was getting at. Like imagine I just projectile vomited all over Chris when I was like that. I would like, I'd love it. Craziest rumor spread about you? I haven't had a lot of rumors spread about me except for the, like everyone saying I was on Ozempic. It's such a compliment though. It was though. I was loving it. I was like, oh, you think so?

Do you feel like you saying that and you being aware of that derives from reddit because mine also derives from yeah Mine came from reddit. Mine's also from reddit. There was a huge reddit thread of me in your vlog We were leaving the whitney cummings podcast in broad daylight And I had like dry skin something I don't know what it was like in my nose and everyone was dead convinced. It was cocaine I remember the moment so specifically because we were crossing the street to pink taco and page literally grabbed it off your nose and like it was like a flake of skin and

and everyone was like they're so reckless they're doing blow in the middle of the day and left it in the would we leave it in the vlog no and honestly just so beyond that i don't do coke in the daytime that's weird like not that i do coke i'm just saying whitney cummings like the pregnant whitney cummings we just got her gender reveal imagine we're like hold on let me rack up a line that's the thing like friends giving did i think that's what they say

i don't do coke it's gonna make a horrible joke let's just you know there we go every award show has the one award that's like the innovator award or like it's like special in comparison to all of the other awards like i know the vmas has one and it was like j-lo recently i don't remember what it's called but it's like different than every other award and this award

is the boomerang award. Would you like to explain what the boomerang award is? The boomerang award goes to the person that you went back to the most. I have to give this award to the worst ex that I've ever had, Clinton. But only because I really was trying to go back to that for so long. Not even successfully, which is so embarrassing. But it's important to admit when you're mentally ill. I mean, obviously we all know that my boomerang will forever go to Chris Miles.

I feel like even if I married someone else, he'd like come to the wedding. No, he wouldn't. I'll pray for whoever that is. Favorite travel story told on Cancel? I don't know if we told this story on Cancel, but my favorite like funny thing when we were traveling, I think was Isabella bringing the DJ home from the club and him just becoming one with the people. In Turks.

It is incredible. Like, it was my favorite thing. Like, he was so fun. He just fit right into the friend group. He stayed for dinner. Like, it was just so fun. I won 110%. And then the next day as well. Minus Coffee Bean Girl. Aw. I don't know. That experience was one of a kind. And I loved it. And I loved her. I think that a lot of people... I loved her too. And I feel like we kind of made her sound bad. Yeah. People will come up to me now. I'm like, I don't want to be like Coffee Bean Girl. But can I take a photo? And I'm like...

I feel like the public perception is that it was like so annoying to us and it was more just so funny. We thought it was funny. Like so funny. I hope we didn't hurt her feelings. And it's like we were just trying to pay homage to the fact that the majority of our fans are feral. Like on tour, I probably met a hundred people that I would say possessed the same energy as Coffee Bean Girl. We loved every single one. Like just wild, crazy, like us, like how I'd be, you know, like.

Like when I was younger. I agree. Funniest fight. I'm going to go with you taking your tampon out mid brawl. It's got to be so funny if you aren't me.

Like I completely understand how it's... Chop, chop, chop. And meanwhile, me and Ari were just chilling with the DJ. He was showing us... The DJ was like, I hope you're okay. She was showing us sweet photos of his sweet four-year-old daughter. Meanwhile, you were just fucking... It was crazy. I found a lot of comedy in Becca Moore bailing on one of your meetings because there was a cockroach in her room. Funny story, but it's getting tired. Like, give the girl a rest.

I hope she's doing well. I just, at some point in my life, I honest to God have to pay homage to her and bail on someone and say it's because there was a bug. Although, I don't know, Grace O'Malley just had cockroaches and it was really traumatizing for her. So maybe it was a bigger deal than we thought. Having lots of cockroaches is traumatizing. Accrediting it to one bug is hilarious. Honestly, really funny. Like streamies, I can't, God, I'm really sorry. There was just like a big spider upstairs. Oh my God.

Sorry. Okay. Anyways. Favorite canceled character. Examples could be pool boy. Example could be, he left me at the red rock. Mr. Flaky flake. We've, we've really created a lot of characters and we definitely should have created one for the wine tour. I'm going to go with, I think Marianne. Marianne's my favorite. Marianne. Marianne is my favorite canceled character by far. I love her.

I was going to say something insane, but I really do. I just, I love the Marianne story. It was one of the most iconic canceled moments and stories. And she's one of our only characters, I feel like, that are just so sweet and perfect. She is. You know? We love her. Best group chat fight. This could be an award that necessarily isn't something we talked about on Canceled, though. It isn't, but it's so funny. And I wish we had the actual text to show, but I think you know what I'm going to say. Natalie? After the Turks and Caicos trip,

Natalie like literally spent probably two days of her time writing out a full blown like short story about how everything went down. Like movie script recap was the energy. Like I think she like was going to send it to her sister but then thought like oh I should send it to the group chat as well. Like because it's funny.

Didn't realize two of the major featured characters were still in the group chat. Paige imitates Natalie all the time. Like she's just a ride or die. If she, if she like rides for you and you're mad at someone, she's going to be maybe more mad and take it to an outlandish extent. She sent a text clowning a lot of the people that were major catalysts in this group.

and we had a group chat that was for the funny non-mad people or non-wrong. I don't even know how to say it, but Natalie just ended up sending the text about a bunch of people to the people in the group chat. And it was hysterical. I wish we had the text when it was also Armageddon. It's honestly irreparable.

Like Natalie can never fully come back from that, I think. And I understand. Ever. It's going to take years. My secondary one was Nacho Gate when Lila made nachos and everyone was like. I still stand by Lila. I'm just saying to be taken to the group chat, like to have an in-person fight about nachos and then take it to the group chat and then be like text fighting over nachos. We still bring up Nacho Gate once a week. Absolutely. Nacho Gate was everything. Favorite song written about the other co-host? Here's an example of a time I hype up Modz on. Okay. Karma's a banger and I love that song.

it's so good couldn't just say like anything else none of the other songs about you are good i like trigger warning no my favorite has nothing to actually do with the musical composure of the song but more so just the title i i find it hilarious because there's so many mean songs written about me but i guess stupid fucking bitch is borderline as mean of a title

Go Fuck Yourself by Clinton Kane. While we were actively dating. Go fuck yourself. I know. And like so good. Like wow. Like go fuck yourself. Honestly, I hope he releases it. Oh, I thought it was out. I thought it was a release song. It's not. Oh, I did not know that. I would have chosen a different song. I don't think he has released anything about me. Ending that on a musical note, we are on to the third category of the cancelled podcast awards. Sometimes the internet takes us by storm.

something pops up on For You or trends on Twitter, or we hear word through the grapevine of things that have our jaws on the floor. This next category is most surprising. In this category, we have so many things that shocked us, the house down boots, Houston, I'm deceased.

and i think we start off with a great one most surprising couple all right i feel like a lot of the couples i saw um surface lately have been very shocking to me i agree although i would say my favorite of them all is miss brianna chicken fry and zach bryan they are such a surprising but amazing couple sincerely like i i ship i stan i think in the past year if i had to say the couple that surprised me the most

Avril Lavigne and Tyga I plead the fifth Secondary would be Stassi Baby and Jaden Hosler Really shocking but Good shocking Good shocking as well Brianna and Zach Good shocking

jayden and stoss good shocking most surprising scandal that was swept under the rug this is a scandal that we personally felt like people would freak out about more and like should have been a huge deal but unfortunately wasn't what's yours mine is when the island boys started hooking up with each other publicly we haven't talked about that on canceled we have but what the i think

I think it's kind of crazy that the word twin and incest can be made into the word twin-cest. That's cool. We have talked about this on Cancel. I really didn't think we have. We have, briefly. Why the fuck are they doing that? I would do, like, most things for money. I'm not hooking up with my twin. How much money can you really make from hooking up with your twin? Ten years from now, they're going to do heroin-

Or need a psych ward. Like it's like oh my god we're making all this money. We're eating so much clout. Like they're in a manic state. But eventually like I would bet my life on it. They will be old enough and have grown enough that it's like why would we do that? I want to die. I really think we just need to emphasize like the concept of a digital footprint. And like the fact that like they will never be able to escape from the fact that you hooked up with your twin.

Like I know we kind of struggle with the digital footprint thing. I'm changing my answer to that 100%. My answer was way too controversial and someone I just don't want beef with. So I'm going with that. Most surprising breakup. You go first. I have two. Anna Paul and Glenn. Oh, I should have put that. That was horrible. I feel like if I looked at all couples that have blown up as couples or on social media or have dated or whatever, I would have put them as like they're not.

never breaking up what I really hope comes from that is that they spend their time like getting to know themselves separately and then find their way back to each other I feel like it's really common in relationships when you've been together and you're the only like that was they've been together since they were like 13 but them saying that their reasoning is like we just want to live and be young we never got to in my opinion insinuates like we want to hook up with other people and in my opinion well yeah they've never tried it imagine you

But if you want to hook up with someone else, it's not your person. No, that's not true. You don't want to marry somebody knowing that you've never even tried being with somebody else. I just don't agree. I don't know. And I love... You don't agree. I don't know. I don't have much evidence to back that up. I just don't agree. None. You're a cheater. Yeah. I'm not. I have cheated, but we've discussed that. I do not. I'm not a cheater. Cheater means I just cheat. Cheater of the year. Yeah.

We should have done Cheater of the Year. I also was going to say Tara Yummy and Jake Webber. I put them also up there with They'd Be Together Forever and that one kind of shocked me recently. I put Jesse Rutherford and Billie Eilish only because she made such a point of publicizing like how in love they were. So then when they broke up, I was like, ooh. But I love her so much and I hope that she's happy. It's really hard when...

You like I've done that like died on the hill of a relationship and then we break up and it's like it's got to be embarrassed. Just because people were so against it. But I also think Billie Eilish is the type of person to like raw dog that emotion and not even be embarrassed. Yeah. Like she's a savage. She doesn't give a fuck. She's an icon. Oh God I love her. Like and I feel like her mindset was probably like and you would do it too. Yeah. Like and I understand that completely because it's like I would do it too. And my childhood idol wanted to date me.

I'm doing it. I also feel very confident that she would have been the one to end that relationship. Most surprising bag. This award goes to someone who did the most surprising things for money. Like I was shocked they made money at that. Or you could borderline say Island Boys Kissing could even fall under that category, even if it's a negative thing. I don't know. Pinky Doll was mine. Oh, that's a good one. The NPC trend. But Island Boys Kissing could also just be a surprise. That's a surprising bag. I'll bring it back to Island Boys Kissing.

What's surprising friendship? Not that it's surprising, but it just like, I love it.

jake shane and sophia ritchie i think that's like such a fun like combo he posted me on his story the other day and like all i could think about was like what if sophia ritchie sees this how embarrassing like i'm in a starbucks visor i loved it like that's embarrassing um mine was kylie jenner and jordan woods seeing them rekindle love to see them back together it was everything that is the end of the most surprising category and it brings us to our final category we have we

We've dove in to surprises and relationships and embarrassment and topics and stories and who is the most fuckable. But when it all comes down to it, what the canceled awards is here to encompass are the things that have happened this year. Slay that. So this category is exactly that. This category is this year.

And this brings us to blank of the year. Blank of the year. God, you are so good at this. Scumbag of the year. They were scummy. They were dirty. They were grimy. They did not give a rat's ass. And we were disgusted. Okay. Whoa. Okay, if I knew you were going to go that hard, I might have changed my answer. But I did put Bryce Hall.

Oh, wow. I liked Bryce Hall. I thought he was my secondhand friend, but apparently he was my secondhand mutual. And I think that that was scummy. Mine was Colleen Ballinger. Okay, fine. Colleen's a little worse than Bryce. Colleen is definitely worse than Bryce. Colleen Ballinger for obvious reasons. I think that seeing Trisha recently...

Just she's so sweet and it's like protect her at all costs and knowing someone did that to her really reignited my fire. I think I was always angry at Colleen, but actually seeing Trisha and just seeing how little she trusts everyone and like how apprehensive she is to even like actually make a friend is sad. And for a friend to do her that dirty is disgusting. Yeah, so Colleen Ballinger is my scumbag of the year. This person was drunk. They were too drunk maybe. This person...

This person was taking shots and taking names. This category is blackout of the year. I gave mine to a very obvious choice. Oh, would you say we said the same thing? I mean, if we're thinking biggest blackout, I think we have to have said the same thing. One, two, three. Amari. Wow. The proof is in the pudding.

I would say if I could go influencers, I would borderline go myself. I would secondarily go maybe like Brianna chicken fry or something like that. But you know, she keeps it together though. The point of like the, the important thing with her is the composure. Yeah. Although she will fall down a mountain. She like, she's still, she has her wits about her. Yeah. And I, whereas Amari goes absent. I would go second. You know, I, I'm not, this is not hypocrisy here. I black out. I'm insane. Um,

Amari took that cake and I don't want to shit on him any further but he was my blackout of the year. The rest of these categories have been a bit dismal, have been a bit negative some might say.

And I think it's important to also shine light on people that do good in this world. And by do good, I even mean do better than us. A lot better. This category sparked a positive thought in our head. And this is most inspiring influencer of the year. Mine is Addison Rae. Because... I'm laughing because we have such different answers.

Well, I was most inspired by Addison Rae. I love the way that she went from like literally just like shaking her ass on TikTok to being like, Addison Rae is a celebrity. I agree. And she's slaying and she's in a quiet, happy relationship with a very successful man. And she's just living her quiet little life.

And then randomly she'll just release an album and she's a pop star. My most inspiring influencer of the year, I don't even know if you know who this is, but is Mama Tot on TikTok. Okay. I love Mama Tot. Is it something that's going to make me feel shitty about myself for saying Addison Rae? Maybe. Maybe I misinterpreted the question. She's that cute little southern woman and she'll come and she'll sit down and she's like, hey baby, how's your day? And she talks to you. Oh, love. But her son passed away this year.

And she used so much of her platform to still spread so much light to other people while she was going through what is the darkest time of her life. And she's just so loving and kind and awesome. And I think she brings a lot of love and kindness to other people. Okay, then I do change my answer to her. I love you, Addison. This one is a bit more self-centered towards the two of us, but...

We have a beautiful, big, chaotic friend group of 12 people who are a big part of this podcast and the stories that we tell. It is so funny that he just walked in. This next category is favorite friend of the year. I'm changing my answer right here on the spot. Why'd you have to type it?

That is such a good point, Erin. Erin is so funny. My friend of the year out of everyone in the friend group, the most consistently like...

like top of the pyramid for me has been Natalie. I understand completely. Natalie and she, I like, I feel like she doesn't get enough credit for how funny she is. And she's so funny, but her funny is different. Like we're laughing at her a little, but like in a good way. But yeah, like I would never want it to go away ever. Now I agree. Natalie is very consistent. You don't fight with her. I think that's an important thing. That's, that's kind of how I, I dialed in my answer as well as like, who did I like just fight with the least? And I,

In the past year, I feel like I have, out of our entire friend group, I have grown far closer to this person. And I just, I love them. And my friend of the year is in the room with us. My friend of the year is Ty Collins. Stop throwing up on people! The next category is someone who is not afraid to make ends meet at any cost. The next category is someone who...

Who would probably rebuttal this nomination. Wait, after the fight we had yesterday, this is hilarious. The next category is Scammer of the Year. This one's like lighthearted, funny, haha. And for the record, Lila was second best friend. And I chose Lila, obviously, for Scammer of the Year. She really yelled at me yesterday for bringing up the discrepancies of her personal life on this podcast, even though she sits down and does it herself. And I am still a little annoyed at it because I think it was hypocritical.

She yelled at us yesterday for calling her a scammer and today we're awarding her scammer of the year. If she was actually a horrible person. She's not scamming her fans, which is a common misconception anymore anyway. I think it's silly little things. Like it's really, really silly little things. Yeah, like stealing from Walmart. Or like, yeah, stealing from a corporation. Or I could see her buying a concert ticket and reselling it for a little more than she bought it for. Second best scammer of the year is Fawn. The next person...

Doesn't have a sense of reality. They're not afraid to warp a wall. On their worst day, they are not afraid to make it look like it was their best day. And this award goes to Face Tuner of the Year. Bad, bad...

row of um awards because i i'm gonna give this one to lila as well i'm giving it to myself i wanted to give it to you but i don't want to bully you but then it's like i just really went in on lila so actually i am giving it to you forget even though lila seriously makes everyone look like a fucking sim and i'm way the reason the reason i say lila is not because of what she does to herself it's what she does to others if she takes a photo with like someone's grandmother she's gonna give that grandma like a full

Passion movie Silk 2 NPC special. And by the end, she's going to look like she's 16. So it's like, why are you editing me so extremely? It's offensive. I've actually seen Lila get into several arguments with people where they're like, why did you post it? Like, I wanted to post this photo and you made me look like a sim on your shit. And now like, what the fuck? And people she's not even close with. I'm not even talking about immediate friends. I saw her do it to Barbie Ferreira.

She edited Barbie so crazy that Barbie was probably like terrified. That's so fucking funny. Okay. This person was in their bag. Whether it was funny or not, they kept the lights on and they kept the lights on in a way that we could not forget. This next category goes to brand deal of the year. There's some funny ones out there, you know, and I, I never disrespect them. Like if you see me tomorrow selling out for an enema, you know, look the other way. It doesn't matter.

Brandel of the year for me. I'm going to have to go with Mascaragate. I was going to say that as well. I think it was so iconic. I think it brought so much attention to the L'Oreal telescopic mascara. Yeah, like I wouldn't even say it's a negative thing. I don't think so either. All it made me want to do is wear that mascara more. And maybe an Ardell Wispy.

And that's okay. Or three. Mascara gate was just iconic. Everyone went and bought it. If I was L'Oreal, I'd be so fucking happy. You know what I mean? Yeah, I'm sure they did not anticipate the amount of press that that would get. Absolutely. This person...

could live their day-to-day life and regardless of what they do we are interested we are talking about it we are looking we are liking we are commenting the world has their head turned this person this is arguably the most noble honor at the first annual cancelled awards influencer of the year you go first i'm gonna say what i feel to be obvious

miss alex earl i knew you were gonna say that i wanted you to say that because now i don't have to say it we can feature two influencers of the year but alex everything obsessed with her she was amazing and i will buy whatever she is selling i think i really did put her because i bought so many things based on her influence and they lived up to exactly what she said i just love bringing attention to the blackouts of the world like she's shamelessly drinking every day

And that is relatable to me. 100%. Although I am going to sound a little redundant here and I'm going to bring it right back to Mr. Octopus Lover, Jake Shane. We've got to have him on, guys. He is. I know we just had a whole tangent about not going to people's accounts and commenting, but can you guys please go flood Jake Shane's comments to come on canceled? Because I've been trying and it's just like, I don't... We're friends and I want to... I sound like I'm being sassy. I just want him on canceled. All these motherfuckers just have agencies now. And it's like, can you just...

Come over. I know. And probably PR representatives that are encouraging them not to go on the canceled podcast. But that's also why he's getting named Influencer of the Year. I have the worst wedgie ever. It hurts so bad. I'm just trying to get through this podcast. My foot's asleep. I'm going to kill myself. Beautiful. Not for real, though. Do you have a good Clout Chaser of the Year? Or no? Yeah, let's give it to ourselves because nobody else is going to give it to us. At all. Not even nominated. This final award, you might know what she...

This final award you might know based on what she just said, but this was the show that we could not stop watching or listening to in the car or getting ready or in bed to fall asleep at night. This is the final award.

And it is podcast of the year. It's like I don't want to. I wrote other people's, but like I don't want to say another one. I don't want to say another one because I am pretty confident that we're not going to get nominated anytime soon at any like credible award shows. Yeah. So I'm going to go ahead and give it to canceled because I want this. Here's what I'm going to say.

I don't think we are the most entertaining or informational or anything that would actually equate to being podcast of the year. I think we are literally just two delusional girls telling each other exactly for two hours every week. But it changed my life the most. And I appreciate the viewers and the people who come up every single day, everywhere we go and tell us they love the podcast. And I...

I'm sure every podcaster says this, but I truly do think we have the best audience in the world. Yeah, so we dedicate this award to you guys. Good one. A really good one. I dedicate Podcast of the Year to the canceled audience and thank you for allowing us to tour and wanting to listen to what we say every week and being there for us when we ruin our lives and caring about our personal lives and the shit that we have to say.

Do I watch and listen to Canceled? Absolutely the fuck not. Am I listening too impulsive? I do. Every week? Absolutely. But Canceled, we love you guys so, so, so much. And thank you for changing our lives and letting us do arguably the dumbest shit ever for hours every single week. Yay, we love you.

This has been the first annual canceled podcast awards. Please sound off in the comments below any categories you think we missed. And we'd love to hear your opinions as to awards. If you think we wrongfully chose our winners, we would love to know who you guys think are. Make sure you are subscribed and you stay around for the second annual canceled podcast awards. I'm not doing it again. I'm sorry. I said that.

We love you. Thanks for watching. Bye. Canceled podcast awards. Let's go to the streamies. Yeah.