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Look how good my life is. So what else? Canceled. Tanimotio is cancelled. Welcome back, ladies and gentlemen, to another episode of Cancelled. Brooke and Hunter fucked. What? No. Whoa, whoa, whoa. I thought we were keeping that for the end. No, they literally fucked. They fucked in my house. We did not fuck in your house. I'm also a resident of the house. You both actually look kind of guilty. Ooh, my God. See, that's the fun part is like forever. We're going to be like, oh my God, like you really believe it. But it's like, God.

We did not actually fuck. Okay, I just want to start off this episode like from the top saying I am wildly, wildly, so is Brooke,

hungover. I am not. Oh, girl. Hunter always yells at me to not go out the next day. I was a lizard last night. Every day before you did the podcast, Mike Tana, you have one job. Listen, don't go out. She's like, Hunter, we're good. No, but last night I might have learned a lesson. We went the fuck out with Diablo and Ethan and Chris and we all

Absolutely ended our lives. Paige said she saw you on the couch this morning at 6 a.m. Still awake. Yeah, we fully... We had to go to the club. We had to go to little huddies. We had to go everywhere. And we blacked out. We were blacked out. Oh, I was out of pocket. I have a lot of... Any outlandish things happen last night? Anything you want to share? Because I wasn't a part of it. Oh, that's so funny. Why don't you tell us why you weren't a part of it? I was sleeping wholesome...

With who? Yes, sleeping with someone. Whoa, not true. I'm just not doing well. Hunter and I have actually been literally fighting all day. I have armpit stains. You're extinct. Look at my armpit stains. For the video, for the video listeners, if you have armpit that is. Are you kidding me? I'm sweating balls. I'm literally sweating tequila. I mean. I can't. Recently, I started calling Tana this new...

We call her Big Stinky. It's so mean. Because she doesn't shower that often. So I think maybe a good reminder for her is just me waking her up in the morning. This morning, she wasn't waking up for the podcast and I was yelling. I'm like, yo, Big Stinky. It's not in a cute like Emma Chamberlain way. Like it's like she literally hasn't showered in weeks kind of way. No, but like I shower just like not as frequently as the average person. Can I tell you guys a funny story? One time we were in Hawaii.

Hawaii and we'd been there for like seven days already and she comes in my bathroom and she starts doing like she was showering outside the shower she got like soap and she was like it was like she was so like like just distraught by the idea of taking an actual shower I have a fear of getting in that she had to do the shower things outside she was she took my razor started shaving her crotch I'm like okay come on

Not crotch. Why is crotch the grossest fucking word to ever exist? I was shaving his pussy. Literally yesterday. I shaved my asshole with your razor too. I ain't ashamed of it. She shaved her asshole with my razor. But in the like, like the common area of the bathroom, not even in the shower.

I saw yesterday and I was like, Tanner, did you shower? She's like, of course I showered. And I was like, your hair is dry. No, can I tell you? Okay, that's a blowout, baby. It's a different action. Buenos dias, world, from the San Diego Zoo Wildlife Alliance. I'm Marco Wendt. And I'm Rick Schwartz.

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lazy okay I'm sorry dude Chris Chris literally has to like beg me to shower the other day he wouldn't stop pressing me to shower and I went on live because he wouldn't leave me alone why didn't you guys just shower together that could be no I actually hate showering with him because the whole time I'm trying to like shampoo condition exfoliate he's just like dick out like trying to fuck

She should have shower condition exfoliator. No, I'm talking shit like, oh, you should shower with him like the last time I had a shower with somebody didn't. Oh, yeah. You actually haven't told me anything about this because you've been keeping it from me for the podcast. And I actually just want to know about it. You fainted during sex. I did hear about that. So I know like recently on like a previous episode, I did swear. I think I promised. Right. Perhaps.

that I was never going to sleep with this man again oh it's him but what had happened at least it's like the one she always like fainting's embarrassing she's like I'm gonna talk shit and I'm gonna fuck him after well no that's Brooke's literal favorite thing no listen to what I did so I was actually doing really well I was out I was drinking I blacked out okay

And even in my blacked out state, I was like, you know what? I'm not going to go home with this man. So I did a full Irish exit. I left without saying, bro, gloves, that shit, you fucking cunt. Being anywhere in the world and just leaving without saying anything. If you leave without saying anything to anyone, no one can convince you to stay. So that's my favorite thing to do is like leave somewhere and just not say a word. I agree. So I did that. And I'm at home. I'm sleeping sound in my bed. And I start hearing pounding on my window.

But you're also, your window's in a weird, oh, okay, that was crazy. Your window's in a weird spot though, right? Like you can't just hop over. You have to hop over, like a fence. It's like a fence with like one of those, like with like the curved. Yeah, yeah, the curl. To hop over that, you have to be like an Olympic athlete. No, but if anyone knocked on my window out of my sleep to, that's not true. I would literally get up for so much dick. But I mean, I just wish you didn't get up for him.

He shows up at my window. So I'm trying... Mind you, I am trying. I'm holding clear. I literally was trying not to hook up with him. I went home, slept by myself, and then he's knocking at my window. So I'm like, okay, whatever.

hey like whatever he comes he jumps back over the wall comes back around uses the code to get in my building and he comes in my apartment he's like you have to go back and then he comes in her apartment if you know what I mean I need to stop I'm a pun girl today no he he's like what did you think you were doing you can't come home you you're not sleeping here we go back to his house

And I'm... Wait, first off, you got up out of bed in your PJs. What would you do if someone showed up at your window? I'd be like, listen, we're fucking in my house. We're not going back to your house. Okay. Anyway, I put my Crocs on and I went.

Side note, this guy's emergency lights were on. He was like, he came to pick me up. He had his car like literally still running in the middle of the street. So I go, I go to turn it off. I'm just kidding. I want to hear about you. Continue. I go to his apartment and we're like,

My dad's going to be like, are you ever going to talk about anything wholesome on this podcast? No, dad. At least you have a dad. So I told him, I was like, sorry, sorry, we can't hook up because I'm on my period. He doesn't care. So he's like, he's like, why don't we just take a shower? I'm like, I'm hammered. I'm like, oh,

Great idea. We go in the shower. Everybody tells you, like, perhaps if you were doing like a choir concert, they tell you, like, don't lock out your knees because you're probably going to faint. Right. That's a thing. What had happened was I locked out my knees. In the shower. What does locking out your knees mean?

It just means like you're standing, you're like, you have no bend. You know how I always like hit your legs out when you're standing? You're a fucking psycho piece of shit. No. What? So we're hooking up in the shower. I'm walking out my knees and all of a sudden I'm feeling a little lightheaded. Okay.

And I knew. It's so much funnier because I thought it was like you were riding the dick. No, I'm telling you guys, I knew. And I turned around and went, hold on a second. And I take one step out of the shower. I just fucking faint on the ground. So you like drop like a sack of potatoes. Oh, you've never seen anything like it. I had one boob on one side of me, one boob on the other side of me. I was literally soaking wet, butt ass naked on the middle of this bathroom floor. How long were you on the ground for?

20 to 25 minutes. No, the way this guy said a piece of shit, he was probably like, get up. He's like, I already fucked, I'm done. No. Okay, you guys are awful. He was actually so, he was like, he was so distraught. He was really sweet about it. He put his dick back in me. Fuck.

To be fair, I saw him out at a party last week and he was like, Tana. And I was like, I talk so much shit about you on my podcast. I talk shit about you on the internet. All right, so how'd it end? Well, at a certain point, he was like, can you please come to the bed? He was like, he was really trying to take care of me. He's like, can you go to the bed? I go, no. He gets a towel and he just goes.

He was like, what the fuck do I do? He just left you with a towel on your back. I would not move. I literally was like, I'm not moving. I was out for the count. She's passed out. Like, of course you're not moving. Moral of the story is... If you say you're not going to hook up with someone again, don't do it because it might be the worst experience of your entire life. Whoa, do you think that was like universal karma you

No, it was. It was like it was Jesus telling me like, look, you said you weren't going to do this again. Look what I'm going to do to you. But you're not you're not also innocent. Can I I need to tell a story about what you did to him last week. And you pulled a me actually. So I'm not one to I don't know what she's going to say. So basically, I Brooke and I went out one night and we went to a couple of parties together. She's texting this guy and she's like.

hey he's like come over like come hang out with me like whatever you left this party that we were at with a guy who I thought was little Hedy's friend she was fooling about fuck this guy she didn't

She's in the Uber with this guy and she's like, so like, how long have you known Lil Huddy for? He's like, oh, I just, the next to this guy at the party seemed like such a nice guy. No, I left with this guy and I'm thinking in my head, I've been there though, Lil Huddy's friends, hot. If you know me, I don't ever just like leave with someone random from the club. That's not my like scene. I don't do that. I never like have a one night stand, whatever. But the second they say they know Lil Huddy. But no, but this guy was with

with Lil Huddy the whole night. So I'm like, he must be cool. Cause we know Lil Huddy, we love him. - Yeah, we stan him. - So I'm like, oh, he must be normal. And we're in the Uber on the way home. And he's like, so do you know Lil Huddy? That guy was standing next to me the whole night.

You're like, pull over. I'm like, you don't know anybody. Hear this. So she, the guy that, this guy that we're talking about her, like, you know, situationship she's in, texts her and is like, come over, whatever. And she texts him and goes, I left with Tana. Unbeknownst to Brooke, he's with me. That is fucking house party. He literally goes, I'm looking at Tana right now. I go, well, who the fuck is this blonde bitch next to me? What?

He looks at me and he goes, Brooke said she's with you. I'm like, yeah, we were just in the bathroom. I'm just trying to pick it up. Oh my God, that is so funny. Buenos dias world from the San Diego Zoo Wildlife Alliance. I'm Marco Wendt. And I'm Rick Schwartz.

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You did this. Tell your story. Hunter, I don't even know how the story went. I don't know when this happened. That just sounds like you know exactly when it happened. Hunter's such a good friend. He's like, I have no idea the date. This was a while ago. You went home with this guy, I remember, and you had a guy that you were also talking to at the same point.

And this guy starts texting me being like, hey, I'm at the party that you're at. Like, where are you at? And I was like, holy shit. Tan's talking to this other guy right now. Like, holy fuck. I had to block her out. And I knew she was in the middle of the party at this point. And I'm like, he's in the middle of the party where she's at. So I'm like, oh, I'll go find her for you. And then he's like, oh, I'm at the wrong party. I'm at the wrong address. Meanwhile, I'm texting this guy. See?

That you and I left the party. I'm fully in the party with this other guy. And I text the guy and he says, sorry, Hunter. And I left the party. I don't know why I said this. It's like, you know when you're blackout drunk and you're just spewing bullshit? Lies. My favorite thing to do. Lies. Like, no, I'm an idiot. Because I lose my ability to at least lie well to the guy that I'm talking to when I'm drunk. But also, you are talking to this man in the Uber. It goes, this guy she's with.

We'll say guy one and guy two. Guy one is the main hoe and side hoe. Yeah, okay. Main hoe is on the phone with her. Wait, this is all too familiar to me. I'm like, not two bitches in one Uber. No, no, no, just her. So one on the phone, one next to her. And I'm next to Tana. Yeah, I was really on the phone with her. Yeah, and she's like, I don't understand what your fucking deal is. Like, why do you think I'm being sketchy? Well, the guy is literally sitting here being like, I'm about to fuck. I'm about to fuck.

fuck and like literally all right so we get back to that so me and tana and she starts taking a selfie of me of us like what the fuck you take a photo of us it's fucking 3 a.m right she sends this photo of of us to this guy being like i've been with hunter the entire night i don't know i told the guy i was at hunter's brother's house so i was literally getting fucked and then hunter fetted me so hard it's 4 a.m and he was like i can't yeah it's 4 a.m she's being like i've been with she's like i'm at hunter's brother's house

I'm like, me and my brother aren't that close. We would not be hanging at 4 a.m. And she's saying she's at our house. And then I was texting the guy. To be fair, I've gone to your brother's house a lot. I love your brother. It just felt like the right thing to say. All the time. All the time. And she's like saying that she's at his house. And I'm texting this guy back being like, yo, I'm not with her. Because I don't know. I don't know she's doing sketchy shit. I got cussed the fuck out. I have no idea. Oh, so you fetted her. You literally fetted her. No, I know. It's really the way if someone says, are you with Brooke? I'm always like, duh.

I don't know what she's going to tell. All right. Anyways, to be honest, Hunter's a nice, honest guy. And normally I like to place my lies in the bed of like Amari or Ashley because they know. And I don't think you were prepped for the fact that I was at your brother's house. That was ridiculous. I mean, now I'm less sus.

Okay. No, now you're... She's significantly... Now she's a loyal, perfect angel. I mean, for me, I think I'm literally, like, the least sauce I've ever been. But, I mean, maybe that's just me. I agree. I haven't seen you do anything, like, fishy. One time I was dating this guy, and...

He was a piece of shit. And to be fair, if you're insecure and you're accusing me of cheating on you every day, I might just fuck around and do it. Because if you're going to think it, I might as well fucking do it. Ladies, take that tip. If you're going to think it, challenge him. Do that shit. I'm kidding. I'm kidding. But I was with this guy for a really long time. He was just super emotionally abusive and psycho. To be fair, after our relationship, he blackmailed and sued me. Not a good guy. And I knew that. Duh, duh, duh. I fucking knew that. So I was cheating on him left and right. And he found my phone.

And he asked me, he was like, I'm breaking up with you right now if you don't let me go through your phone. And for two weeks, I pretended like I didn't know my own passcode. He goes, give me your phone number. I don't remember it. And he's like, ask how my friends like what's their fucking passcode? What's your passcode? And I'm like, I don't remember. He was like, so he goes, eventually you're going to need your phone. And I was like, well, I mean, I don't remember the passcode to what, but I use it for. There is no way this actually happened.

No, this really did happen. I've never seen her commit to something so hard. I swear to God, she'd be like, oh, can't make a phone call because I forgot my passcode. For two weeks, I had no phone. I would literally be around him and I'd be like, oh my God, like, Amari, can I use your phone? Because I don't know my passcode.

And then eventually, obviously, we just broke up. One time I ever did that was when my ex was going through my phone. Not my recent ex, but a while ago. She went through my phone and I changed my password from Hunter to H-U-N-T-E zero. It's literally your passcode right now while you're fangirling yourself. So she thought... So when she would type in Hunter...

And it would be wrong. Like, what are you talking about? It's the same password. And I just do the zero because it's so close to the R. Oh, my God. Wait, that's so smart. So I would know that she was going through my phone. I'm like, it is my name. I'm just going to say it cold open because I'm so fucking excited about it. And I can't even do anything because I'm not a cheater anymore. Yeah. I'm just going to say and I'd never say this because I mean, I'd be fetting people. But when it actually comes to the hot people, I want to fuck their in my DMs. I try to not because I don't want them to like fuck off, you know, talk about hot people. But I have to say it because I've loved him.

For 23 years. More than any person. I'm not joking. If this man, I don't want to sound like too much of a fan because who says I won't be single one day and hit. Lil Wayne slid in my DMs. I cannot believe that.

I can. You know, at one point, me and Tana would sat outside this fucking guy's concert for hours and hours. Stop, he's never going to fuck you. Soaking rain, waiting for him to fucking come out. He never came out. No, I had a like. Three concerts. I remember that. Do you know that I've been to seven Lil Wayne concerts, waiting there, fully paid for the ticket just to see him waiting there and he canceled. It became like a whole thing where it was like, Lil, he's going to cancel. So he's just like you.

- Pretty much, that's why she's so interested in him. - Hey baby, Tunchi, Weezy, Dwayne, I love you, I love you, I ain't never gonna stop loving you bitch. And listen to this shit, Cheater Me would have been all up over that shit. - Correct. - And all I did was like his message.

It's been a while, to be honest. I've never cared. I'm not even joking. I feel like everyone I've ever wanted to fuck, I either... It sounds very conceited, but I don't mean it that way. Genuinely, I feel like at the beginning of my career, I had a list of people I wanted to fuck, and I fucked them all, except for him. I used to slide in his DMs all the time. Can't even lie. But my thing is, you never want to look like a crazy bitch. Of course. I said hi with this emoji. I said hi with this emoji.

in March and he responded and I was like I'm just so beside myself it's all I can think about it's all I can talk about no honestly I think that we could make a whole podcast about it because that's fucking huge yeah it's but you are in love huh no

- How about that one? - But I am in a relationship. - She is in love, in a relationship. - So I'm being a sweet little good little fucking angel. And I'm happy about that, truly. If I obviously, if I wanted to, I would. And I'm not. I love Chris to death. - Buenos dias world from the San Diego Zoo Wildlife Alliance. I'm Marco Wendt. - And I'm Rick Schwartz.

And we're your hosts for season three of Amazing Wildlife, a show from iHeartRadio Ruby Studio and the global conservation organization behind the San Diego Zoo and the San Diego Zoo Safari Park. Listen as we dive into the efforts here in San Diego and spotlight the heroes working worldwide to care for the species you know and love. Listen to Amazing Wildlife on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

We were at that house party. Yeah, nice, sweet, sweet girl. But I love her. She's so pretty. I've had like a crush on her for a little while. And...

Anyways, we talk outside then she leaves out of nowhere disappear disappears. Yeah, I got on ghost I love that 11:00 p.m. Me too. I'm good. I wish I could say they rent free But she wasn't like drunk to point out like oh you need you need to get out of here like she just like escaped then I had messaged her being like hey Let's make sure you got home safe because I don't know what happened to her doesn't respond for three days. That's so nice No, and then she says hey sorry, I know right fucking a three days later. She goes. Sorry. I was asleep. I was asleep. I

I respect... Three days. You're asleep for 72 hours. Bitches, that's some fucking hibernating bear. I'd be doing that shit. So I respect it, whatever. But then obviously we all start kind of conspiracizing. Does she have a boyfriend? Was she not into you? You know what I mean? What's the situation? Whatever. And then... We get some information. Okay, and I just want to preface this entire conversation by saying, get your bag, bitch. I'm not looking down on anybody for anything that they do. But there is...

Which just sounds like I'm about to start looking down on someone. I'm actually not. I'm just saying it's shocking because not a lot of people do this and it's a very secret thing. And I actually want to talk about this on the podcast and just tell people about it because I think that I never knew about this until I lived in L.A. I don't know about until my roommate. I'm terrified to talk about this on the podcast. My first roommate in L.A. was very into this as well. Underground poker game.

I don't know if you guys have ever seen the movie, what's it called? Molly's Game? There's these underground poker games that are all of the players are like billionaires in LA. Really rich guys. The richest of the rich. Like famous people too. The most famous actors you know. The most famous directors. Like actually the most famous people you know are billionaires and they all play in these games of poker.

But they're underground and they're super low key. And no, you have to literally be very rich, very famous or a hot ass bitch really or all or whatever to be invited. And so, but all the dealers are these like just the sexiest bitches in LA. And so like all your underpaid IG models. It's the drink people. So if you're a poker girl, you're pouring drinks, you're giving massages, like you're doing all of that. And you're also sexist.

Sucking dick for cash. Potentially. That is an option as well. It's an option. That's a thing. So not everybody who's working these poker games is like doing that. However. Brooke's just vindicating herself because she's worked a few, doesn't she? I have. But you have never. You have? Oh my God. No way. No, I have. Yeah, you did. Oh, I didn't know that. Yeah, just kidding. I knew that. No, but you've never fucked. I know her just like a fucking hate poker. You've never fucked for money though. I will say that. No. And I would expose you. No, I'm just kidding.

No. How was it? Like being in the under... So... Basically, you show up and you're like pouring drinks and stuff. It's like, depending on like the stakes of the game, if you work a higher stakes game, like I've worked the actual Molly's games. And when you show up, it's like if you have perfume on, you have to shower. If you're not wearing the right thing, you have to leave. Like it's very, very specific because these guys come in and they're paying so much money and they're dropping so much on the table that you're like...

Girls will leave the games sometimes with like $10,000 to $20,000 from one night. My first roommate, I lived in LA. She would go from like 2 a.m. I think till 8 a.m. Come home. But she'd come home with like 10 bands. That's the thing. It's like a glorified party. You basically are just like drinking with the guys. If they take a shot, you take a shot kind of thing. And the whole night you're just getting drunk with these guys and they're just happy to have like these like hot, beautiful girls around because most of them have wives. So we found out that Hunter's girl was at some poker games. We don't know that to be true.

She's part of the community of poker. So we were assuming that's where she was. So unfortunately, that's when that road ends. The road ended there. Why don't you just go play in the poker game? The buy-in's like 500k. Yeah, it's absurd. It's actually that much money? It's like you have to be the top. Catch me being a fucking whore there then. That's insane.

And stay safe out there. But also like if you don't see me for a few days and I come back a new fucking Hermes bag, don't ask questions. Not a single question. I'm just kidding. Oh my God. I'm just kidding. Brooke. Uh oh. No, it's not bad. You are best friends with this amazing girl that we all love. Her name's Jazzy.

Oh my God. And obviously I'm no stranger to a Vegas wedding, but however, marrying someone you just met within 48 hours, she just met this guy. This girl is like, she wakes up every day at 6am. She works in anti-money laundering. She's like a, like, she's just a brilliant, like business woman went to college, whatever, but she's a party girl. She goes out, she's down for everything. Like you never, she works bottle service on the weekends.

She serves a table one weekend. He drops like $20,000, $30,000 on a table. And she's like, I love this guy. She goes on one date with him. Whatever. It goes good. I thought he came back first for another round, though. I know he went $20,000, another night, $20,000. Oh, it was like two days in a row. But it was one weekend. She comes back after the first date with his name tattooed on her hand. Yeah. So she goes on her first date. She comes home and she has his name tattooed on her ring finger.

- And I'm like, it's actually crazy. - He also tattooed her name across his neck as well. - He got jazzy across his neck. - Which is so psychotic. - And I come out 'cause she's being loud. I was already asleep. She came home from the state. She's being so obnoxious and loud. I come out and she has her suitcases packed. And I go, baby, where are you going? She goes, I'm going to Vegas. I go, I'm like so flustered. I'm like discombobulated. I'm like, do not get married.

don't get married. She goes, I would never get married. Bitch came back married. Fully married. And she's ready to have kids. 48 hours. He got her an insane Cartier band. Insane. And then he got her an actual engagement ring. They've already looked at houses. Like my roommate's moving out. My best friend, my favorite person in the entire world. She literally just got like,

I was worried too that he was going to be like a really sketchy looking guy. No, he's hot. No, same shit. I fully thought it was like because obviously we've all heard a lot about how rich he is and like a lot of girls in LA obviously and say I haven't, say I wouldn't again, marry for money. Jazzy drives a $200,000 car. Jazzy, her dad has a jet. She doesn't need money. I don't feel like she married him for money at all. I thought it was going to be like an ugly old man

for money and then it's like this hot ass guy. He's so hot. He's only 22. He owns like a billion businesses and he's just like a rich ass Vietnamese guy. Wild. Good for Jazzy. Go the fuck off. But it's still so insane and fuck you for moving out. Like that's so rude. It's also just I mean obviously I keep

like just running my mind over the cons you know you don't know this person what if they have a malintent what if they have a psycho S.T.G. what if they're literally gonna kill you what if they were stalking you when they showed up to like but obviously shit like that does happen and you never know their wedding pictures are so funny too cause they're both in like chrome hearts hats with like a fucking like Elvis like Mary there's fully an Elvis Presley impersonator Elvis Mary if she was

like so crazy and just like she made a lot of bad decisions I'd be like oh my god you can't do this but she's she's like my smart responsible friend so I'm like honestly go for it and she doesn't have anything to lose so I'm like whatever get married but like what the fuck no prenup this guy is a multi-millionaire and they did not sign a prenup that's like that's better than sex but what she this is the actual truth she would never she wouldn't that's not her character she would never take a single dollar from somebody she actually wouldn't damn

Couldn't be me. I would, baby. Look at that. She would be like, give me a prenup. You'd be fucked with me. Oh my fucking God. So we obviously want to talk a little bit about pop culture things going on too. Trying to balance out the podcast. Nothing interesting happened to me because ever since my ex called me a sloth, I haven't been able to recover. Understandably so. So stay gorgeous. Stay gorgeous out there. Rachel and Ross. Fucking Ross. Jennifer Aniston and David Schwimmer

Do we think it's real? If it's not real, I'm going to... I read an article today. There was five articles that were back to back to back. But was it like The Onion writing it? No, it was not The Onion. Pretty Little Thing broke the news on Twitter. I was like, Pretty Little Thing is not CNN, but I'm going to believe it because I want to believe it. I would believe it if literally anyone... There's a part of me, though, that I can't... I mean, obviously, I guess we'll see, but I'm no stranger to a fun and fresh publicity stunt. Of course. It's an amazing publicity stunt. I don't think it's a publicity stunt. They have nothing to gain now.

Like they're doing their thing. Like the reunion's over. I feel like everybody's kind of like retired the thought of it. We all just like put it to rest. We were like, okay, it could have happened, but it didn't. And now they're giving it to us. I've never wanted two people to be together more. I don't think. Could be a great war. Entirely. Ever, ever, ever. That is such a love story.

like you were fucking like lovers on this show you know what I'm saying like when you date someone on a show or a movie or whatever if you're trying to tell me you're actually not falling in love with this person like you have to be lying it's not possible you have to fall in love while you're doing it I could see for a movie not but a show for like 10 years yeah you know what I mean I mean I guess someone could be a terrible piece of shit off camera but it's just

I mean, it makes so much sense. They were the most famous TV couple like ever because the chemistry was so crazy. But it's like the tension that almost made it better because it's like they couldn't technically be together. They always had like different partners at the time. So it was like both of them like knew they wanted it, but it was like they're a little older now. The idea of them spending the rest of their lives together now. That would make my heart so warm. Please guys, be together. There's no love story like that. It's like, please be together. It's the cutest thing literally ever.

I couldn't agree more. Think about how well they have to know each other, too. He knows her so well. You know, it's not some, like, Jennifer Aniston clout-chasing piece of shit. It's, like, the Ross to your world. Could you imagine? I can't. Buenos dias, world, from the San Diego Zoo Wildlife Alliance. I'm Marco Wendt. And I'm Rick Schwartz.

And we're your hosts for season three of Amazing Wildlife, a show from iHeartRadio Ruby Studio and the global conservation organization behind the San Diego Zoo and the San Diego Zoo Safari Park. Listen as we dive into the efforts here in San Diego and spotlight the heroes working worldwide to care for the species you know and love. Listen to Amazing Wildlife on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Is Kylie Jenner pregnant? Yes. She is.

I'll tell you why. Yeah. No one wants to hear me talk, actually. You go ahead. No, I mean, you're on Kylie Jenner pregnant conspiracy TikTok, right? That's a TikTok thing. Obviously. I'm fully on the side of TikTok right now. We talked about this at dinner last night for an hour, by the way. Brooke and I are actually so invested. Well, it pretty much makes perfect sense because if she's on her natural hair journey, she's going to have the same hair for the next six months. And you can't bleach your hair when you're pregnant. You can't dye your hair when you're pregnant. Interesting. And she normally switches her nails, hair up all the time, but all of a sudden she's doing a French tip and she's got her regular hair.

Okay. She posts a photo, a video actually, in a little orange workout set the other day.

- But she did a time stamp. - What filter did she use? - She used a filter with the time stamp on the video. However, at the top of the Instagram story, it did not say, like it didn't name the filter, which means that she did it like through a third party. - Like she imported it into the filter. - Yeah, she didn't take the video in the Instagram app, which means that the video already had existed. - And why would Kylie be so eager to import a video into a timestamp filter if she wasn't trying to prove something? - And then used the same exact, she didn't even, she was lazy.

She didn't even use this. She used the exact same video in the beginning of her What I Eat in a Day TikTok. And the video had no filter, which means the video never had a filter to begin with, like I had suspected.

And she's pregnant. She's literally just pregnant. Beyond that, Kylie's nails are such a sought after, looked at thing. And it's crazy because nails, in a way, if you think about it, are such a dead giveaway. If you have crazy nails all the time for the timestamps of your life. And everything she's been posting, normally when Kylie has nails, it's like grid post, grid post, grid post. Underwater. With these nails. Everything. You know what I mean? And then she'll get the next nails and she'll grid post, grid post, grid post. And they're all those nails.

Obviously interchangeably, she'll have like a Kylie Cosmetics shoot with different nails, but it's obvious, you know. But lately, every photo just has different nails from different timestamps, which is kind of insane. It's funny too, because people have been going so heavy into conspiracizing that she posted a photo in front of her house, like body looking all skinny, whatever.

And the top comment was like, these type of lemons only produce... There was a lemon tree in the back. Only produce lemons during the spring. Oh, it's like crazy. He was going brilliant. Oh, yeah. Going crazy saying that like this photo had to have been taken in the spring because that tree would only produce that fruit in the spring. And I mean, I can say this, right? Like you hear like last time Kylie was pregnant, there...

The reason why I felt like a lot of people in the industry knew is because a lot of people know her. We know that you see in the famous scene, the industry rumors start flooding. And I haven't heard them like crazy, like at a party. Especially because Kylie goes out, Kylie's seen. You know what I mean? Kylie's 24th birthday was yesterday or today or yesterday? Not one person posted one thing. No, 24th birthday. And she did an at-home, very intimate get-together with only her closest friends. And normally it's a video photo everywhere online.

Also, Kim. And she would be out. Has anyone seen her at a restaurant? No. Has anyone seen her in a paparazzi photo? No. She's at home. Kim also fed at her because she posted a photo like saying like new nails, current nails. Right. And it was like a long acrylic, whatever. And then she posted a bunch of grid post photos with those nails, like trying to look like that was her nails. And then Kim posted a boomerang of their whole family at the party. All of them with the drinks. Holding drinks. And she had green nails. Yes.

Kylie had green nails. Oh, shit. She's pregnant. Don't you guys, I don't know about the word. All right. We obviously assume it's Travis. I feel bad. Are we being like that? Like if she's trying to hide her pregnancy, are we just like awful for like? Well, I actually really, I mean, obviously I'm not adding to the fact that I respect this at all right now by talking about it and publicizing it, but I do respect the way she hid her last pregnancy. I think.

I think if you're Kylie Jenner, the coolest thing in the world to me. I think that's like so respectable. The video was so fucking awesome too. And the pressure of the fucking world. I remember I was at a U of A tailgate and I was like, I was in your bed. I started crying. I didn't even watch it until I was like, are you in Henta's bed? Okay. In the most friendly, chill, bro. That's what he said to me the other night. He goes, he goes,

You can sleep in here in the most platonic bro way possible. She's sleeping on the couch. It's a leather couch, but you don't want to sleep there. I was like, yo, if you want to sleep in my bed, you can, but in this bro way possible. If I was on the couch, she'd never offer that. Do you want to fuck her? Of course I would. Get the fuck out of here. I'd always offer you. We did. Yeah, fair. Fair. Spread the word. Now you're pregnant like Kylie. Stay gorgeous, guys. It's obviously Travis's, though, no? No question. No question. And I think it's a boy. What do you guys think? I'm not sure.

imagine like a little storm, a little, but God, imagine, imagine Travis Scott's son, the drip, the, and you're just born a billionaire. But then the other side of it is like, what if, what if it was like, cause the age gap, it would almost be just like Kendall and Kylie. If stormy had a sister, how long ago was stormy? It was like two years ago. How long ago? Like three or four. She's two, she's two or three.

I don't know. She's brilliant. I love her stormy. I love her. I stan stormy more than literally anyone. You ever watch the or see like the photo of Kim Kardashian with like the painting that North did? Yes. North just did the most beautiful painting ever. And it's literally like a Picasso. It's like a Picasso. What the fuck Adam? Kim came for everyone on Twitter. She was like my fucking daughter painted that shit. I bet she did. I think she really did. With like someone holding the fucking kid's hand being like this. It's funny because Brooke and I are such Kardashian fans. We're like no she didn't. I'm like no North painted that. I bet she did. She did. You know that when couples are swingers?

like regular couples they go they turn pineapples upside down they go to the grocery store and put a pineapple in their cart and turn it upside down and walk through the grocery store to like find other swinger couples it's a real thing because it's like what do you guys do go to other couples and be like are you swingers are you swingers yeah you have to just do that I love people do that yeah but like how do you invite people to swinger parties upside down pineapples I swear to god it's such a thing too it's not like some like stupid thing I'm gonna be a swinger for sure I feel like that'd be like the funnest thing

Really? I don't. You don't think so? What do you think? That is what you think. I've been. As long as the other person is chill with it. I think that's the most important part. Perfect. Right.

It's so funny because I used to be so about that. I used to literally date two people at once and be so like poly and cute and like whatever. I loved that. I'm just like when I dated Bella, I would always be dating someone else. She was dating Maude and I wasn't not like fucking with them. Obviously, I ended up dating Maude. I mean, like I know what it's kind of like to feel like dating two people at once. It's dope. But now lately I've been like kind of more tame. Like I don't... I always thought I'd be like that for the rest of my life. I could. I'm already like...

low-key a jealous... I mean, I didn't think I was a jealous person. I just found out I am a jealous person. I don't think I could date someone who, like, didn't want to. Or, like, constant threesomes. I've been in relationships, like, kind of like that where you're, like, fucking other people. I've never had a threesome before. I could have a threesome with, like, two people I don't really care about or, like, maybe another couple. If it's someone I'm in love with, we're not having a threesome. Lately, I don't know. Maybe I just really like Chris, but, like, I...

Or he's just such a fuck boy that I'm like, I don't know. But like he like we keep discussing the idea of a threesome because obviously that's like fun in a relationship. But like lately, I'm like, I don't know. I'm like weirdly pussying out. We almost went to an orgy the other night. We almost had an orgy. Why don't you tell us about that? What happened? Well, I can't. I cannot say the people.

because I just know that you would love to know who the people were. And the people are extremely fucking famous and it would have been so iconic. But I just I don't know. And I and I pussied out of this orgy. I fully pussied out of how I would have gone. I know everyone was telling me to just go. But then but also, to be fair, it was like as much as the people are really fun and dope, it's two people that I just don't really have a desire to fuck. So I was kind of like, I like I don't want to be honest. I feel like

You could do it without it. Like you could do it like on your own terms. What do you mean? Like you can make that happen with your term. You don't need the other like certain. I don't like how dare you propose an orgy to me. Yeah. I am the orgy. I was going to say like you proposed the orgy. I know it's almost that's so true when someone else is like let's all fuck. I'm like.

Shut up. You're like, wait for me to tell you when we're going to fuck. I don't. That's true. It almost has to come naturally. I feel like everyone has to already be together. And you're like, you know what we should do. I exactly. I'm so unattracted to the like, even when someone's just like, come over and fuck me. Like, I don't want to. I don't like that either. It's like, that's weird.

I want you to come over and it happened. Like, you know what I mean? Like, I don't know. So when people are like, let's all fuck, I'm like, what? Okay. Tana Fosher turned down an orgy. If that's not gross. Wow. That's, that's a headline. A very, very, very viral word. It would be. Yeah. No. And who says I won't. We were actually all joking about it last night. We were with one of the participants of the orgy last night. Yeah. So I was like, said orgy. Buenos dias world from the San Diego zoo wildlife Alliance. I'm Marco Wint. And I'm Rick Schwartz.

And we're your hosts for season three of Amazing Wildlife, a show from iHeartRadio Ruby Studio and the global conservation organization behind the San Diego Zoo and the San Diego Zoo Safari Park. Listen as we dive into the efforts here in San Diego and spotlight the heroes working worldwide to care for the species you know and love. Listen to Amazing Wildlife on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. What else is happening in the news? Austin McBroom is getting sued by yet another person on the social love site. We're going to switch topics here.

Nate Wyatt's now stealing Austin. I saw that. So is Taylor. Yeah, Taylor was. Now Nate. As you should. If I came out, at least if you won the fight, I'd be like, okay, like, whatever. Like, at least I gained something from this. But if I lost, I'd be like, bitch, give me my money. How the fuck did I do this for? Yeah, if I lost the fight and it was being paid, I'm like, what is the point of this? Oh, kill somebody. Yeah. No, sincerely, I get it. I don't even want to talk about it anymore. It was just on here and I wanted to read it and laugh. Austin McBurn, we hope you choke. Okay, we'll keep that one.

I can't say it. That's my opinion. I hope you choke. What else is there that's fun? Kanye West is still living in a stadium and now moving to another stadium. Yeah, he didn't drop his album. Everyone was so hyped for this album. He did the whole release thing. Everyone says Donda more like Donde.

Very funny. Very funny. What was up with that? I mean, I heard it. I heard the whole album. I have it on my phone right now. I want to hear a sneak peek. What do you mean you have it on your phone right now? That's like very Sue word. Yeah, I'm not going to. That's Hunter's favorite thing to do is send us music that's like not. Hunter has everyone in the world's unreleased music. I think it's like your strange flag.

No, I just love listening to people's music before it comes out. You had so much unreleased Bieber at one point. I'm bawling over it. I was like, love, love, love. No, Stan doesn't be more than fucking anything. Well, I mean, honestly, I feel like if I was Kanye and I'd done everything in the world, who says I wouldn't want to live in like a little jail cell in a stadium? It's not a jail cell. No. Have you seen it? Yeah. It's a, it's a room inside of a stadium. It still has full fucking. It's

It's like, no, but the showers. Have you seen the showers at that stadium? What do you care? Have you seen these showers? I wouldn't touch them. Dude, the shower wouldn't touch you, baby. To be fair. To be fair.

nothing to be fair I'm just kidding I love you you're so clean no I literally no no no no it's I think me not showering is common knowledge it's fine I think so too we almost but we're gonna have to live in a stadium we were literally almost so homeless guys we've had the biggest struggle in the world trying to find a house and then David's house we were gonna buy but then I

But now we're all roommates. Actually, recently, we went to go look at this house, right? And I wasn't there. And y'all went to go look at the house. And one of the people they brought was Chris, which is her boyfriend. It was a super normal tour. I was just with Lila, our friend Lila Gibney. She's psycho, don't get me wrong. But she was tame. And I would never lie. Anyways, we get a...

text or call from these people afterwards after the tour and they said next time if you want my house don't bring someone with face tattoos I checked the camera that is discriminatory which is fucked up so fucked up Chris is the nicest guy possible yeah he has face tattoos but you but Chris is

Chris is the most harmless person in our group. He doesn't do anything wrong. Chris is just Chris. He just exists. He doesn't even have a phone. What the fuck is he going to do? He lost his phone last night at Bootsy. That's Chris's entire personality trait is losing his phone once a month. I'm so sick of it. Fully. But they came back, right?

A week later. With a counter offer. A counter offer. An additional $7,000 for his face tattoos. An additional $7,000 a month because Chris has face tattoos. Absolutely fucking insane. And no option to buy. No nothing. They're like, yeah, you can rent it, whatever. Keep in mind, this house was the drip crib house.

before this on TikTok. No shade to, I don't know. It was just like a content house called the Drip Crib that lived there. And so I guess that's why they were like, they were like, we don't want another influencer too. Like they trashed our house. They ruined it. There was shit everywhere. We had to retile the floors. I'm pretty sure. I remember seeing like the little grotto like the, on people's TikToks. I get it now.

But the house is so, so, so dope. So I might just pay the extra money and stomach the fact that the owner hates me and my boyfriend. We don't have a choice. I'm going to make Chris give me an extra $7,000. I'm like, fuck. What's next, guys?

Tana made $6 million on OnlyFans. Tana made $6 million on OnlyFans. Meanwhile, I'm like, please, my lord, just $1 more for all the shit. It's literally, what day is today? Haven't paid rent yet. It's the 11th. Well, I made $6 million, guys, so be happy. No, I'm just kidding. I'm actually being a cunt. That's awesome, though. It's really, really fucking cool. I'm not here for you to suck my ass because it's insane as is. It's so weird to me because I just think about...

receiving this day I was like I was so like cockroaches in my house truly not there were definitely a lot of days where I growing up I didn't eat they're still cockroaches but for different reasons but I mean like there were days where it was like I growing up there wasn't money to get food yeah you know what I mean and now I'm sitting here receiving a six million dollar award for my tits

Not even for like shit I've done. Not even for work. OnlyFans is the craziest thing to me. The money OnlyFans brings people is so, even just like signing girls at the agency, seeing what I can bring other people. I'm like, holy fuck, we're about to sign you and just bread you the fuck out. Please, come on. It's dope too because it's like we're finally in a generation where like, I don't know, like back in the day it was so taboo to talk about money made. So OnlyFans is so cool because it's like, yeah, I'm taking my tits out to be fucking

Yeah, I think before it was just like you didn't want to think about people being like or like sexualizing people in there and what their ability but now there is actual monetary value be like listen, it's not like you're having sex tapes you're doing what I will go by 10:00 I'm gonna might do that as well But some people are able to do whatever they're doing normally just on a plate a paid platform And it's fucking awesome

especially as a woman and a bitch on Instagram, especially people are going to sexualize you no matter what. So to like make bread off of it is the coolest thing ever. Yeah, to be able to post, especially like a lot of people just like literally post basically what they post on Instagram. It's like, why would you not? Would you ever start an only man? No. I'm like, please. No. I don't think so. Like, no.

Yeah, I mean, I can continually, I think now we're doing- That's what my conversations sound like with everyone at a party. I'm like, hey, let me sign you. We're doing a 10 and Gone Wild now, a new subscription-based platform on OnlyFans, which I will now be creating content for. And I am a huge, huge proponent in it. So if you guys want to subscribe to that. It's like a little reality show. It's really fun. It's all the like shit you can't put anywhere else. I'm definitely just promoting it, but it's my second OnlyFans. So I'm really excited. This one's made six mil. Imagine what is on this one. This one's just way cool. It's just like YouTube, but turned into like a Gone Wild field. I think that's why it's so sick.

Yeah, it's only video. So it's going to be like a little reality show every week. It's kind of like Netflix for me being like, back to you, Hunter. Would you put your cock on the internet for money? I will not. Would you ever do like ad pics on OnlyFans though? Like why wouldn't you? The reason why it's so like perplexing is because like I'm never going to be like, yo, it's like a bad idea, blah, blah. But like as a photographer, I don't want anyone to feel uncomfortable when I'm going into a photo shoot where there's like feelings

like you would be like it definitely makes your brand a little more sexual so I kind of understand that it's funny because I'm always asking people if they would or wouldn't do OnlyFans because like

I want to sign people and I'm always at parties with hot ass Instagram bitches. And I'm like, hey, let me sign you. Let me help you. If I think I can help you, obviously. Most people are really open and willing. And I think it's fucking awesome because all you're doing is offering people more. But you know what just told me? Sorry to cut you off. Who? That she wouldn't do OnlyFans. And it shocked the fuck out of me with Summer Rae. She wouldn't? She's not on it right now? No, she's not on OnlyFans. Imagine. She would make...

she would pull everyone out of the water and obviously that's true she doesn't care about money that's actually very surprising like you are famous for having the biggest butt ever and imagine if she just like moved that on like to another public I thought she did good for her though she doesn't I mean like whatever she wants to do makes her happy but like no morally that's cool but like the value there like there is nobody who could possibly make more money than her

I know. I would die for her to be on OnlyFans. Her entire demographic, like everybody who's watching her is just like horny guys. Right. Yeah. Dude, I always itch my nose so much. Everyone always thinks you're on coke. And everyone thinks it's because I'm coked out, but it's because my nose is literally made out of my ear, but it messes up your nerves. So like right here is always, always, always either in pain or itchy, which totally isn't normal. And yet another reason I want to go on botch and get a second nose job. But I just want to clarify that every eight seconds I'm itching my nose, as I'm talking 100 miles an hour,

I'm like, I'm not on coke. I'm really not though. I know my image is so Lindsay Paris party girl, like Jesus fuck. Like it's just like, yeah. But imagine me railing a line doing a podcast.

I'd be like, what's up, guys? Can you imagine me doing that? Hunter! No! Okay, just to be fair, I've never done drugs on this podcast, which I think is huge for me. Trisha did, like, a lot of frenemies. And she said this as public knowledge, complete public information, so I'm not clocking her, on Xanax. Really? But...

just imagine. Oh, Danica never. Imagine. And I'm not saying I'm taking these drugs every day. Obviously, if you've watched my channel, you know I've had some drug problems and some addiction problems in this life. We're working on them. It comes from a broken home. It comes from the trials and tribulations of fame.

In a good place right now. Neither of you say anything. Moving on. Imagine if I did this podcast off of like a full Xanax. And we're not going to imagine that. Thank you guys so much for tuning in to another episode of Cancelled. Next week I'm going to be I'm just kidding. It was so good to have you. Thank you guys.

This episode was actually crazy. We might get either a hit put out on us for talking about. That's me. I'm the only one who actually who has any ties. I mean, it's true. I guess that's what I am. Stay safe, though. Stay canceled. Love y'all. Peace. Animojia is canceled. Buenos dias world from the San Diego Zoo Wildlife Alliance. I'm Marco Wendt. And I'm Rick Schwartz.

And we're your hosts for season three of Amazing Wildlife, a show from iHeartRadio Ruby Studio and the global conservation organization behind the San Diego Zoo and the San Diego Zoo Safari Park. Listen as we dive into the efforts here in San Diego and spotlight the heroes working worldwide to care for the species you know and love. Listen to Amazing Wildlife on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.