49: Tana and Bryce Hall are NOT FRIENDS - Ep. 49
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I feel like at home right now, this is good. We haven't done an episode just us two talking shit in a minute. And Trevor was there for what was supposed to be us two talking shit. It actually made it better, though. It did. People loved the Trevor episode. They said they would love to have him as a reoccurring guest. I want to keep having him. I, too, would like him to reoccur. Yeah, so what's up with that?

Nothing. But everyone online is like, Brooke, go on another date with him. I think you have to. And for the record, I would have. He never asked. Do you think it's because you blatantly lied to him on your first date? He didn't know that until I told him myself like a noble woman. You are so noble. You are so noble. Guys, we have a really special treat today for the...

I always want to say visual listeners and it's like, what? What are you talking about? Oh, oh, we're wearing the same outfit. We are matching right now. We went to Drake last night. It was amazing. Although I will say Drake was doing some funny stuff on stage. I love Drake. I just want to, so we, once a month, Brooke and I put our sister wives hat on and I can't really get into that much more out of respect for someone's privacy, which is something I'm learning. Okay. Okay.

TW. It's a day by day battle. Okay. Um, but where we, we both go on a date with the same person at once. I feel like that's like kind of the vibe we thought was going to happen yesterday. We went to breakfast and we were like, what if we went to Drake tonight? And she's like, let me make a call.

And literally like before we even got our food at our table, we had three tickets to Drake. One for her, one for me, and one for this man. You know, they were amazing seats. Row one. Amazing seats. Amazing seats. He's such a slay and I love him so much. But it's just fun when you and I throuple someone. I know, but what's fun to me about it is that it's not throuple vibes at all. Like he only likes you. So it's like I get to just enjoy the time. Damn it. Yeah.

Best date ever. I guess it is me like trying to push the throuple vibes. I know. I'm like, here, Tana, you go ahead and sit in the middle. Fuck.

But we went to Drake and it was such a good time. It was such a slay. And I kept saying as a joke, this is my Eros tour. And it was a joke. I loved Eros tour, but I love Drake so much. And Brooke, you just kind of like passively. I dabble with Drake, but I just feel like after the last concert I went to before this was Eros. Yeah. And that's 70,000 people. And every single person is like so high energy, so obsessed. Like,

I feel like. And so I just was in there and I was like, hotline, bling. Yeah, the crowd is a very different vibe and the heiress crowd is unmatched. But so I'd be like rapping every word, so excited to see Drake. And then Drake would do something and Brooke would just start dying laughing. Because he's like a little goofy. Like, I don't know how to explain. Like when he runs, like his legs like kick his butt. And why are you running?

Brooke was... Men should never run. Men should never run. But yeah, Brooke was like dying laughing at that. He was really good though. We're in our concert era tomorrow. We're going to Zach Bryan courtesy of Miss Brianna Chicken Fry. Which is so awesome of Bri. I know. So we did her podcast in New York and we were just talking about how much we love Zach Bryan and we're so happy for her. And as a joke, I'm like, as a friend, you better hook us up with some tickets. And then she actually did. She really put us in a group chat like three days later and she was like, here you go. Like...

Love her. So sweet. So, so sweet. Speaking of Brianna...

She's on a podcast that I went on yesterday. Okay, you made it on time, I saw. Dude, there is nothing like knowing you have a podcast with Dave Portnoy to wake you up. I went to bed at 5 a.m., my insomnia's been so bad, and I woke up at 7.55, bells on, ready. He terrifies me, so that adrenaline got me going. I did BFFs yesterday because... Why?

Because Bryce Hall had some choice words to say about me online. And I'm really honestly not going to get into it and go full canceled mode and full Tana mode and full whatever. Because I did address it on BFFs. And then yesterday, so I do BFFs. And then I'd been texting Jeff and he's like, can we do an episode? And I was like, absolutely, like,

I'll come over and do an episode like after BFFs. That's perfect. I'm already ready. BFFs is kind of stressful. Like I sit down and they send me the docket and it's just like 80 scandals. And it's like, what's your take on this? Like, it's very much like you've got to put your PR hat on, you know, and like they're going to grill you. What are you going to do? Have them cut it? They would never. Ever. And so...

I put my PR hat on. I answered all my scandals and I'm like, no, this is perfect. I'm going to go over to Jeff's. All my friends are there. TW friend. I don't know who's friends and who's not friends anymore. Oh yeah. Shout out Bryce. But so I'm like, fuck yeah, I'm going to go over there and just kick it with everyone. It'll be like a funny episode, like whatever. And I sit down on Jeff FM and we're talking for like,

10, 15 minutes. And at the end of the episode, sometimes we'll take callers over there, which we are actually working on a canceled hotline. Yeah. The Yovan style for you guys to call in and tell us your problems via voicemail. And we're going to give you our advice, which will be terrible. But normally we do callers at the end of the episode and 15 minutes in the phone rings. And I just immediately knew I was like, you, this is Bryce Hall calling in. He called in. Jeff had Bryce Hall call in and we like,

he tussled it out on Jeff FM he would do that what like what a good way to get the exclusive yeah and honestly good to him you know what I mean he was being so funny he was like Dave Fortnoy which is he gonna have this so what do we have to wait to see that episode or do I get to know what he said it was just weird like we started talking and I'm I'm very much standing my ground like I firmly believe how I feel about this situation I think Bryce and I were friends

Good friends. I would venture to say so as well. And so much of it wasn't on camera. And like any content we made was mutual and like on his accounts as well. He benefited from it just as much as you did as if you like clout chased him so hard. I don't know. It pissed me off. Yeah, it just made no sense to me. And so then we go back and forth and then

He was kind of apologizing in like a Bryce way. Like, I'm sorry it made you feel that way. What a man. And then eventually gets to the end and is like, I wouldn't say we're friends. I would say we're mutuals. And then Jeff's grandpa is like, what's a mutual? And I'm like explaining mutuals to Jeff. And like, I guess to Bryce, we were mutuals. I mean, for those who don't know, long, long story short, Bryce, Oscar Slay. That is good. But...

What a hysteria. So mutual. That's my favorite photo I think I've ever seen. Just did a bump. Pose. He's like, Tina dragged me. Thank God the photo's not branded. To be fair about what... Shout out after party. You know, take it off the screen. I can't talk.

Um, long, long, long, long story short. Bryce went on Zach saying on Zach saying he, nothing ever happens on Zach saying Zach. It's fair. Zach asked Bryce, have you ever hooked up with anyone for clout? Bryce said me, there was a level of backlash to that because that is kind of a crazy sentiment. Then people of the internet were kind of saying, Tana, you do that too. And I, that frustrates me because I like to clout farm, but like, I'm only ever going to talk about someone I hooked up with if it's public knowledge or if they talk about it first or if it's a

crazy ass story yeah you should hear about the ones you don't know and they give me the go ahead like I'm never gonna sit down and be like do you guys want to know the most famous person I fucked or could have fucked or like that's not I'm not and at the end of the day it's a penis inside of you I'm not like clout clout clout like you have to like like the person like I'm not touching knocking genitals with someone for like a potential engagement boost that's crazy yeah

And so then I addressed that on canceled and then I went on saving grace podcast. And I think this was kind of the nail in the coffin for Bryce, in my opinion, where, um,

You know, Bryce had just tweeted his fight was coming up. He's like, I need Tana to say team Bryce on God. That's crazy because you guys aren't friends. So why would you say that? Period. And that's the whole thing, dude. Team Bryce on God. Yes, it ended up being such a bit in a viral thing. You're fucking welcome, dude. But I was there supporting my friend, in my opinion. Like this shit really did hurt my feelings because like I really supported Bryce like no matter what and felt like that was a mutually reciprocated thing. I don't know.

And so then on Saving Grace, you're just making jokes back and forth. She said something like he just needs to sell his fight or something. And then like, I think I made a joke whenever Bryson follows me right after this podcast. And I'm like, I didn't know if there was a correlation or whatever. And then he goes on BFFs and he's like, we were never, ever friends. I never liked her. Blah, blah, blah.

Which just confuses the shit out of me. I don't know. It's so interesting. Okay, maybe that's what it was. Like, that was his experience. But it's like, okay, then why...

Why keep coming back? Why come over? Why invite me to every party? Why come to support Dizzy? Yeah, if it was so one-sided, it doesn't make any sense. And then he was just going on to be like, we were co-workers, blah, blah, which I get that. There are people I feel that way with, but I didn't feel that way with Bryce. And I think it is a valuable lesson, I guess, that in this industry you might think...

someone cares about you as much as you care about them or whatever. Well, now you know and you know to direct your energy elsewhere. I kept saying it to Jeff yesterday. I was like, are we just co-workers? Like, are we mutuals? Like, now I like Jeff. Yeah, imagine a year from now, Jeff's like, literally, that was not my friend. Yeah, like, I would be like, oh, I'd kill myself. That's different. I mean, I care about Jeff way more. That's okay. At least we know that he is suffering because Addison Rae just brought back pop music. I don't think he's suffering. Bryce, I'm not. I don't.

I do just want to say very, very quickly as well, just to touch on this. I would love two weeks without a scandal or drama. Three even. Three. Just three. Like today's episode, I am not. I am like that car ride was so fun. I thought we were friends. God damn it. No, he looks like he looks like, uh, um, I'm bummed because I thought, I thought I was like secondhand friends with Bryce and now like what? He was my secondhand mutual.

That's, I got offended too. He comes online and he's like, I love Brooke. But can you imagine? Anywho. Addison Rae did just drop a new album. Addison Rae is saving pop music. She is an icon. I completely agree. I love her so much. I feel like sincerely,

Her career arc And her story arc Let me put my girl Boss town hat on Right now This is just my opinion But Is going in the way Of like a modern day Britney Spears Yeah I think so too Very Louisiana Like very She just is Like so cute to me I'm obsessed with her Like a modernized You know Not TikTok version But today's societal Like the same way Society loved Britney And

The good ways as well because now we have regulations on things like paparazzi. Just everything like down to her paparazzi photos. She just like... She eats every time. Every time. Okay. Okay, Oscar. Okay. You're having so much fucking fun over there. Oscar, did you take an Adderall or something? So yeah, that's all. I don't want any drama. Bryce and I can now just continue on being mutual. No, yeah. I'm just writing for you a little hard. I just like...

He's weird for that in my opinion, but I get it if he just thought you guys were mutuals, whatever. Mari's my mutual.

We're co-workers. Co-workers is crazy. That's the one you're forced to be around. This isn't fucking Pac-San. And neither of us can have a job. Like, for real. What? I would say, like, back in the day when I would do, like, Escape the Night, I'd see, like, Colleen Ballinger. And, like, we weren't ever close. But if we were, like, in the same trailer getting ready or whatever, we would laugh and have fun. And it was a fun moment. But I could walk away from that being, like, we were co-workers. You know what I mean? Yeah. Just the amount of, like, memories I have associated with Bryce, like, leads my brain to be different. I need to stop.

I could talk about this for the next hour. I don't know. But there's no hard feelings, I guess, except for mine. Maybe something happened when he got hit. Huh? Maybe something happened during his fight. Maybe they like knocked someone. Probably knocked some sense into him. He was like, fuck that bitch, Tana. Cloud forming hole. Speaking of fights and beef. Oh. Dylan fucking Dennis. Just kidding.

Am I? So Dylan Dennis is about to fight Logan Paul, I think in October. Yes. And what he has been doing to poor sweet Nina online is out of order. It's the craziest thing I've ever seen. Well, I was going to get into that. I was going to get into that Oscar. I was going to get into that. It's crazy because I understand that with a fight promotion, um,

It is pretty no holds barred. Like, that's one of the things that you know going into promoting a fight that nothing is really off limits with someone. You don't know where your opponent's going to take it. But that is just, like, so low. It just sucks. What I think that I hate is it's not at Logan. It's kind of at the expense of an innocent... Yeah, but that's, like, the smartest thing to do if you really want to hurt somebody. Like, go for the people they care about. Yeah, I mean, there's a lot to be said. Not to say it's a good idea. There's a lot to be said about it being...

amazing promotion for the fight but I do love Nina so much first of all even if every single thing that he was posting was true which it isn't half of them are edited photos and stuff like inspirational like she's an icon she's fully a fucking icon I just think that I was talking about this yesterday as well but like

I'm the type of person where I put that type of shit out there and like, I, for example, could handle if someone was doing that to me. You know? Or if I was beefing that person. You know what I mean? But Nina's character, she's like just this sweet... Like, I just feel like... She's very strong, but I could see this...

Frustrating her Or maybe hurting her Yeah for sure And that like hurts my feelings for her Especially cause like No offense But the people who follow And like idolize Dylan Danis Well it's the It's the male like side of Twitter Yeah those types of people though Are like the worst people To come for you I got a little taste of it In my little Dylan Danis Twitter beef So talk to me about this We shot a podcast With Mike

and Jeff in New York. Yeah, and I mentioned in the episode how Dylan Danis had DM'd me and unsent it, which is apparently a very common theme of his that he does to literally everybody. And he posted the little clip and posted it on Twitter and just said, like, hi to me or whatever. DM me again. And I just told him I was like, not again. And then we just, like, kind of got into it. And I was, like, playing along because I was like, how funny would it be? He kept saying, like, I'm going to fly you to the fight. I'll put you on a jet, get you to the fight. So I was like, how hilarious. Yes.

If we let him fly us to the fight and show up in like low gang t-shirts. Like amazing. It is absolutely hilarious. But I couldn't even entertain it that long because he's just like, he was bullying me. And then all his little followers were like, she's fucking ugly anyway. And I'm like, that's how I know. I'm like, these people are little rats. I was a victim of a Dylan Dennis stunt at one point. I was at, it's like closed down now. I can't think of the name of the club. It's a...

What? One Oak. Oh, I think it was One Oak. I was, I don't know, somewhere in LA and Fetty Wap was performing. So I was like, yeah, baby. I was on a vibe. I was drunk and I was meeting a lot of fans. This was very much like... Meeting Greek club vibes. Jake Paul era. And so I was meeting a lot of fans and then...

This guy comes up and he's like, yo, can I get a photo? And I'm drunk. I don't even know if I looked at him. I just posed. And then I wake up the next day on Twitter to Dylan Dennis being like, got your bitch at Jake Pollock, all this shit. And that's how this photo came about. And that's the only time. And then I met him again.

And I was drunk as fuck somewhere else and like cussed him out for this essentially. And he apologized. I know it's just a name in his game. Yeah, I think he's probably just a troll. He's probably like maybe a nice guy. He was. That's what's funny. I kept telling you he was like posting these like crude, horrible tweets to me. Like he posted like Kermit the Frog's like gaping asshole and was like Brooke when she sees my DMs. But then he's texting me on the side like, I'm so sorry if I hurt your feelings. Do you want me to delete it? Like I'll delete it if you want me to. Like, are you OK? Like I'm like Dylan.

Dylan. Yeah, it's a crazy... I don't know. It's a crazy thing. Obviously, I always hope Logan wins every single one of his fights so that that doesn't change here. I just want Logan to win justice for Nina. I actually feel bad for her. I mean, to be fair, he literally said, Brooke on Twitter, no, Brooke in reality. Go ahead and honestly, Oscar, I'll send you the screenshots. It's literally him. Text me back. Hello? Are you going to text me back? No. That's a funny ass tweet. Like, what do you mean funny ass?

What do you mean Brooke in reality? Just imagine Brooke doing that. We need to like start using that meme. I know. That meme is like me for... Oh my God. Yeah, see, he's like, want me to delete? Did you see my tweet? You said yes. And then he's like, I said delete your account. He said I'm blowing you up. Stop it. Doing God's work. Everyone and their damn God. Oh my God. And then he's DMing me on Instagram like, hello, text me back. Like...

Love you Dylan but I love delete your account It's just funny because then people on Twitter are like you wish he would give you the time of day I'm like do you see how this began? You're like he's stalking me That's why security is outside of the house Yes he's not going to text me back

now i'm off the clock is crazy i'm off the clock is crazy text me back no guess you aren't is that the reason he told me he's like you seem like you're different from other girls he's like oh baby i'm not that's a regular size razor i'm just dainty as fuck oh my god anyway good luck good luck logan dylan master marketer but we stand nina

We went on tour. Yeah, we did. It was so fucking fun. I had the best time. I had. It was sincerely like I just haven't toured in so, so, so long. And being back in it was like the best feeling in the world. And it's we always make jokes. I feel like about like how our audience is so crazy and our audience is so feral. And I believe that. And I know that every day when I meet someone on the street, like I know it and I agree. But when there is like.

a thousand of you in a room it is insane we had a whole segment that we want to get into and maybe we'll wait till the end of the tour but it was just shit that people would tell us at the meet and greets oh my god such good ones too such good ones the one that's sticking out in my head right now the bush story no what's the bush story oh that girl told me she said like something about how i encouraged her to get a bush oh god i forgot the rest of it

But I was like, oh no, all I have in my notes is Bush story. We met this girl who had just recovered from battling leukemia and she was super sweet and so dope. And then she was telling us the story about how when she was like 13 years old with leukemia, she got a make-a-wish and she made her make-a-wish on Ellen. And then Ellen came to the hospital to see her or whatever. And then Ellen was like,

And these are her words. This is what this girl said. That Ellen allegedly was so fucking mean to her and like didn't talk to her. And like when she did, it was like so mean and like only talked to her. She said it was like super dismissive and awkward and like Ellen just didn't talk and then left. And.

And they were trying to have us chant like, fuck Ellen. Like, I remember we were on stage and they like were screaming, fuck Ellen from the crowd. Like, we just had so many people black the fuck out. Jeff and I took a selfie at one of the shows. So Jeff and Mike were special guests for two of the shows, which was so fun. Very helpful too. Very, very helpful. Like they were just so fucking funny. And it was in Mike's hometown of Connecticut. So it was like cool to...

see but um Jeff and I took a wholesome selfie on the stage after like after as we were like walking off we always take selfies with everyone in the crowd or like try to take photos and if we can if the venue permits um and Jeff and I take this wholesome selfie and he posted on a snap like immediately right oh no was someone like flashing the camera hours later Jeff text me and I look at it again I'm like oh that's so sweet like why'd you text me this and he's like no look at the photo

bitches in the back titties out love that and those girls a lot of people got kicked out for being too drunk too like it was just oh yeah there was a fight at one of our shows there was a fight a fist fight between men which it's like like why were straight men even there that's crazy i feel like it's the boyfriends who get dragged that's a whole other thing that is so funny to me i love at every show there's always like seven boyfriends

who got dragged by their excited ass girlfriends at gunpoint. And it's like they usually don't even want to meet us. They don't want a photo. They don't smile. Like if you catch a look at them in the crowd, it's like you have to look away because it's like you're like I'm doing so bad. Like they're miserable, which is just wild as is. It was my first time. So this is the first time I'd ever even like because you can see like a number, but I've never been able to like conceptualize like that many people like or had them all in one place to be like, oh, my God, people watch the show.

Yeah, in Pittsburgh, we were like crying on the stage. It was so scary though for me. Like, first of all, I've never even given a speech in front of the class. So like, like this is funny because it's like, oh, haha, like nobody's here. Yeah. But like doing the same thing with a thousand people in front of you, I was like pissing myself. And the thing is too, is like the crowd was,

so badly wants you to get wasted with them because they're all wasted. Within reason. Yeah. But they're not wasted within reason, so it's easy to want to match the energy. You know what I mean? And at our final show in Pittsburgh, I'm skipping ahead, but so every show...

has a bar, you know? And a lot of the bars like make a menu of the drinks and like- For reference, one of the bars had like Tana's Pussy Juice. Tana's Wet Pussy. No. It was like one of their drinks. And they name them, we don't name them and now I know that we- We should name them. We should have learned that we have to now pre-screen the menus. And at our final show-

Someone tags us in a photo of the menu. They were serving like a jungle juice type of drink. So this crowd was figgety. Guess what they named this fucking drink at our show. What'd they call it? Jake Paul juice margarita. No.

I swear. What the fuck? Yeah, you gotta like look at these menus. I'm sitting here thinking like what if it was like Clinton Kane Cosmo cocktail? Did they tell you beforehand that they were making menus at these venues? No. Well, they just do that. I know that. But like, and usually they are like wild. Like Tana's wet. But Jake Paul juice margarita? Like fuck you. Goddamn. Hilarious. I just, no, I was hurting. And then people kept bringing them up on stage and it was just like wild. And it's the one that gets you like the most fucked up. Um.

But... Yeah, I... Yeah. Yeah, after that tour, I decided to run back 75 hard. I am...

Did have McDonald's for breakfast. So I cheated a little today, but I thought you meant just like sobriety No, I'm like trying to do it all again Brooke the other night. She's eating pop rocks and applesauce together honestly an amazing 75 75 pop rock hard. So I'm gonna try the next run of show sober and then like compare um

It's just really hard. It's a big energy. Like in New Haven, for example, we had two shows. And the first show, we're like, yeah, fuck yeah, do the whole meet and greet. And then it's like you go backstage for five minutes and it's like, okay, get back on stage and run it back. And you want to give that second crowd the same energy that you gave that first crowd. And that's obviously why like rock stars and like musicians and shit drink a lot on tour. And especially because it's like you're driving from a sprinter, which we'll get into, from every city. And like you don't really get any sleep. So by the like fourth or fifth shows, you're just...

You haven't slept. And that's what Trevor was saying. You know, he was like, you're going to be fucking exhausted. It really like made me put my hats off to people like Matt Reif who do like three shows a night every night for like,

Tapping into that level of energy is like god mode for sure. It's insane. So we are kind of spacing them out more for the rest. And yeah, we're going to test them out sober and see how that goes. But I don't really struggle with the alcohol thing usually. It was like one particular circumstance where I just had a little too much to drink. Yeah. Which the majority is sober again. But it's like I really was drinking to like take the edge off and not be so nervous. And it did work. But...

I think there is a line for sure. Like a shot before you go out on stage, fine. But then you go out there and people bring up 38 Jake Paul juice margaritas to the stage. Yeah, it's like you go up there perfectly fine and you get off stage and you don't even remember what happened. Yeah. It only happened once. And it will never happen again. And we've also done a lot of club appearances.

things you know and that's like literal job is to black out yeah and so it's you know it's kind of finding a balance between podcast and that because that's what the crowd wants and yeah we're learning um i also feel like it's one of those things where like when someone's like offering you a drink or something like that you know like it could like potentially make their life like they're like oh my god like i took a shot with tana mongeau and brooks cofield oh my god the amount of people who bring me like blunts before the show and they're like please smoke with me right now and i'm like i will walk out there and be like

Faded than a hoe. Y'all ever tried Pop Rocks and Applesauce? Someone give me a pickle and tahini and Takis. Yeah, like just munchies. Hi, Taylor is not good for the show, but it is fun. Yeah, I think we're going to be good for the second round. I have a lot better, better, more stories because we've been doing some serious stuff.

in our personal lives in the interest of a story. Yeah, we really want to be able to give. It's also hard to always give back

brand new stories in the next city sometimes it is fun to like retell us because it's it's no phones for the most part but then people post all their stories and just break the rules which we didn't really like know so it's fun to like retell a story and add new things and remember new details but we are actually really really trying right now to just do some serious serious

Damaged our personal lives Which I'm sure in 10 years We're gonna Of course we wanna tell new stories That we've never told before But like I don't wanna make one up Only so much happens in a week Yeah I don't wanna make one up But that's where crowd work Is also fun That's one of my favorite parts Of the show The last half will like

I know in Harrisburg, Pennsylvania, I had so much fucking fun with that. That was such a good. Oh, everything about that show was fun. We were talking about something you find like weirdly hot. And I can't remember what ours was like. That was our topic of conversation. Yours was turbulence. Yeah. Oh, like turbulence. Turbulence turns me on like super. That's ultimate hoetry right there. Turbulence turns me on because it's like, you know how when your stomach drops on a plane, like it's the same feeling as like a dick in your stomach kind of.

Okay, sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. That was just unnecessary. And it's like, whatever. But we go into the crowd and we start asking people like, what are things you weirdly find hot? And all the answers are funny. Like, and I forgot one of the girls was like,

I hate to say this, but I find the security guard on stage weirdly hot. And the security guard takes his shirt off and starts like whipping it around and shit. Like he was, he was hot dude, but he was also crazy. He was on the job, which is important during the meet and greet at one point. And thank God this girl was like funny and with the shits. But like,

Obviously the security's job is to get a meet and greet done in a certain, you and I will stand and talk to someone, everyone for an hour, a person, we don't care. So it's like, yeah, but they have to move it along for us to be on time. It's like, okay, this person's taking their third tick tock. Like let's let everyone, everyone have a chance to kind of, you know, whatever. And we were talking to this girl for like a long time. We made a bunch of content with her and she had glasses on and she was super pretty. You know what I mean? But the security comes up and goes, move it. Four eyes. No fucking way. Moving.

Four eyes. I whipped my head and I said, do you want your job? That's insane. Do you want your fucking job? I did not know that happened. I didn't see that happening.

happen at all. Move it, four eyes. And that was the same security guard that then took his shirt off. Oh, he was feeling spunky that day. Yeah, he was. That is also what's funny is when you're in cities, you know, you're in Harrisburg, Pennsylvania, you're in like a rock venue, like you get these characters of venue owners. I know we've had several like, I shouldn't say what I'm going to say. We've had venue owners just do some really funny footy shit that we can tell one day. But yeah.

I want to tell two stories from the tour that have nothing to do with the shows. And the first one is about how I am so fucking stupid. Well, I apologized for this is all I'm going to say before I get into the story. We were in our first shows were in New Haven, Connecticut. And I was like,

And I do just want to say that was an amazing place to start off. I had no idea we had that many fans in that region. We did three shows at the same venue. Three sold out shows in New Haven, Connecticut. I say it like it's like the middle of nowhere. It's just far from us. I'd never heard of New Haven. I'd never been to New Haven. Me neither, but it's huge apparently. But it ended up being one of my favorite places. I will go back. I will do more shows there. And it was cool. We performed at Toad's Place and like everyone in the world has performed there. Like Cardi B and like...

everyone back in the day like Drake back in the day I think like all these fucking people and it was really cool but the venue and New Haven is also the town of Yale like Yale the college was like

Five minutes from any hot boys so and that's why I think the crowd was also so fair on the people because it's a college town essentially the best call and I don't think Anybody in that crowd went to yeah, no one went to Yale. No one went to you other I promise you that I promise and if they did reevaluate but It was in the town of Yale. So all the hotels and everything is very much themed around that. Oh, I love you Whatever, you know

And we get to our hotel and we walk in and it is very much themed like that. Like there's bookcases everywhere. There's books like everywhere. Like it literally looks like a library. And we just, we roll out of the sprinter. We go up to our room and I check in and Mike Malak was like, Hey, where are you staying? And I was like, to be honest with you, I just got handed a room key and I went right up the elevator. I don't know. And I sent him.

My location and he's like, oh you're staying at the study and I'm like fuck. Yeah, I'm staying at the study This shit's a study like there's books everywhere. This is cute, whatever and I like look at the map and it says the study, you know so I'm like whatever and so then we do the shows whatever and we get back after the third show and Everyone goes to their room and it's just Chris and I Chris miles was there. Honestly, there's nothing to really touch on with that He was really nice and really normal and really fun and we are just friends but we saw his family in New York and and

We got dinner with them and then they wanted to come to the show and support and whatever. Chris was there and Chris and I were chilling in bed and I was like, I want water. And of course this hotel is very much coquette, very much Lana Del Rey coated, very much lace everywhere, very much old paintings, very much book.

And the only type of phone in the room to call down to get water is a fucking rotary phone. And you know my ass.

Does not know how to use a rotary phone. And also, what am I going to type in on it? Like a whole ass phone number? Like I just... And I've stayed at hotels that are rotary phone energy. Yeah, that's a little too on theme. Like get a fucking normal phone. Like I just need just a bell desk button. That's it. That's all I'm asking for. You know, whatever. I try to figure out this rotary phone for like 10 minutes. I'm having no luck. And so finally, I'm like, fine, I'll just call down on my phone phone, my non-rotary phone. And...

I'm like, I go to my maps to type in the study. I call down and I'm like, Hey, um, I'm saying in room 401, can I please get some water? And they're like, absolutely. We'll send you up water in like 10 minutes. 10 minutes goes by no water. I wait, I wait like 30. I'm not going to be a cunt. Like what if someone's running late? You know, 30 minutes goes by. I'm like, Oh, there's still no water. So I called out and I'm like, Hey, um,

I'm in room 401. Can I please have some water? And they're like, oh, absolutely. We'll send you up water. Right. And then they tell me another like 10, 15 minutes. This time, like an hour goes by. And so this happens like three more times where like I wait the allotted time. I give them a massive grace period because, you know, I'm not the timeliest. So who am I to ensure my water's on time? And this keeps happening. Right. And so I'm,

I want to say three hours go by of this back and forth. And I call back down to the study and I'm like, hey, I'm really sorry, dude, but this water is just not making it to room 401. I am so dehydrated. Like, you know, whatever. And the guy goes, listen.

I've been up to your room four fucking times. Like he's cussing, he's yelling. Like he's like four fucking times. I banged your fucking door down. I've tried to give you water a million times. If you want your fucking water, you can come down to the front desk. So valid because if it's been three hours and you couldn't just use your fucking legs to get in the elevator, then that's on you. And I swear to God that I, and I'm also just, we've done three shows. I'm burnt out. I don't have it in me. I'm not fighting this man. You know what? And he's probably right in some realms. I'm like, thank you so much. I'll come down and get my water.

I hang up the phone. I go down to the front desk and to my surprise, there is a sweet young woman working at the front desk. I was ready for this grown man trying to Dylan Danis my ass, you know? She's super sweet. She's like, I love your makeup. I'm talking to her. She's like, water, do you want any wine? Do you need anything? Whatever. She gives me all my water. She gives me a bottle of wine. I'm holding it all and I'm looking at her and I'm like, thank you so much.

And I look down at her shirt. What does it say, Tana Marie? The graduate. We are staying at the graduate hotel. Right next door to the study. But not quite the study. Holy fuck. Right next door.

To the study. We are staying at the fucking... But who does that? Who put... That's like putting like... You can't put two places that are like almost the same right next to each other. It's like a Walmart and a Target next door. No, I mean two hotels can be next door to each other. I go upstairs. I look at my maps because I am just in disbelief. You know what I mean? They are actually next door. The buildings are touching. So I see how my location could have inferred that to Mike's.

So on and so forth. I call back the study. Chris Miles actually calls. He's like, we have to apologize. We call back. Chris and I deliver an apology. And I feel so horrible for whoever was in. Yeah, I'm most concerned about whoever was in 401 at the study. They're like, why the fuck is there so much water outside my room? They're like, why are they banging the door down in the middle of the night? Yeah, that was pretty bad. There's so much secondhand embarrassment from that, like,

So hard. I don't even know. It's just it's so fucking embarrassing. And I'm really sorry. I mean, you live and you learn. Double check. I'm glad you finally got your water. So then we get in the car from New Haven to Harrisburg, Pennsylvania that night at like 4 a.m. And or the next night. I don't fucking know anymore. You have options on how you get from city to city on tour. You can fly.

You can take a tour bus, which is my personal favorite because you just get on that bus and you knock out and you actually get sleep and, you know, everyone's on time because the bus call, it's not hard. Or you can do cities really close to each other and take a sprinter. And that's something I've never done. And I don't know if I ever want to do it again, but you fall out of one sprinter. Well, so I guess I'll just tell this story very quickly.

We get in the Sprinter and we're driving to Harrisburg, Pennsylvania. And we're probably like three hours in the drive. Like we're almost there. And everyone's like, let's stop at a gas station really quick. And let's go pee. Let's get some water. Let's get some snacks. And you were sleeping. That was also my big struggle. I can't sleep on Sprinter vans. Like the seatbelt buckles just in your rib on that row. I also, there were a lot of people on this bus like laughing and whatever. But that...

I just still am not... It's not long enough. I'd almost rather sleep in like a car. I slept like a perfect little baby because it was perfectly possible. It was like two little seats and then one seat super far and your feet have to go like that or you're curled up in a ball. Like it's just... I have trouble sleeping... Only because there were eight people on the Sprinter. I have trouble sleeping in a bed. I feel like I would do better in an SUV where it's like one long line versus that like big gap. Whatever. It doesn't matter. But so I'm just like wide awake and...

I swore up and down this sprinter had three steps. That's too many steps. Why would there be three? Or one big one even. I've never seen a sprinter with two little tiny steps like this. And we get out to go to the gas station and I'm just confident in this. I'm on a mission. I'm going to be so quick. We're going to get to Harrisburg, whatever. I take step one. I take step two. And I go to take imaginary step three. Doesn't exist. Okay. When I tell you,

I felt like I was on the Netflix show Cheer. I did a round off backhand spring tuck. My girl was tumbling. She finally landed like literally 30 feet from the spring. I'm actually literally not kidding you. I flew as is so far from the car. My elbow decks the fucking pavement. I realized my face is going to be next. So my hand goes down on the pavement. I like.

Because you see how I'm laying. Like I'm laying, like I was walking out like this. I'm laying facing the sprinter. So I like go over my hand and like onto my back. And I'm like facing the sprinter. I am...

realistically like at least 18 to 20 feet from the sprinter probably yeah like there was some major traveling so so far and I have a photo please show the photo what I my favorite part of the entire story I I didn't witness it which I loathe but I heard that she was

silent, like not a peep. And for some reason that vision in my head is so hilarious. Like the fact that she couldn't even like, ah, it was just,

And then she just laid there in silence after she hit. I was like, it must have been really bad. Yeah, awful. And here's how I know it's bad as well. I'll airdrop the photo to Oscar right now. Chris cares about me a lot. But normally when I fall, it is very much like, ha ha, get it up. You know? And that's just our energy towards each other. Chris goes and lays by me 20 feet from the sprinter on the pavement. And then the driver is just standing over me like, is she dead? He's like, I'm about to get sued. This photo. Look at him. The driver. The driver.

He doesn't even know what the fuck to do. Here's what I want to say. Someone had to get out of the Sprinter and take five steps to then take this photo. Like, that is how far I was from the car. And Amari was telling Chris, like, I can just imagine the screams. Because normally when I fall, I scream. And Chris was like, I've never in the, like, four years I've seen Tana see her hurt herself and just... Like, I was literally, like, that family guy meme, like...

I'm so sad. It wasn't, not that I like would laugh, but you, it's hilarious. I fell out of the sprinter. I completely understand. It's hilarious. It's just funny because it's like, how do you like, you were just guessing like never in my life. Like imagine like getting off a bus or something and just thinking like, Oh, I must've seen three steps earlier. Like you're still looking down at your feet.

And I just imagine her like coming in so confidently, like walking off this bus, like just like boom, boom. And then just flying like the comp. No, I was hitting. Yeah. Like a little jog to the gas station to get my water. Like, you know what I mean? Like it was bad. Go get your water. I get up and my entire arm blood, so much blood. We go in the gas station and I'm like trying to hold it, you know? And I'm like,

Chris is like, do you guys have a bathroom? And the guy's like, not for patrons. And I show him my arm and he goes, it's right there. It's right down the hall. It's right there. It's right down the hall. Let's me into the employee bathroom. There's mops and brooms. I'm not even fucking with you. I also had to pee. So I'm like sitting down. I'm trying to wrap my hand. Blood.

Blood on the mirror. Poor guy. He's like, I'm never letting some bitch in my bathroom ever again. No, no, no. Check this one out. So then eventually I get enough toilet paper on it and Damien actually taught me this. Great guy. That if you like injure yourself, especially on your hand or your arm, you have to like hold it above your head because then your blood flow like,

like you'll lose the blood flow. So you won't like be spewing like I was feeling. So I'm holding my arm over my head, like cleaning this bathroom. I know I have a video from the back of the bus, just like this. No, no. We get band-aids, we get hydrogen peroxide. I'm like in tears. Like I'm in so much pain. Like I definitely like sprained my wrist. We'll get into that in a second. And I, I spend the rest of the car ride awake like this.

For the next like hour and a half, however long, just arm up. I get to the hotel. My hand is still bleeding. I sleep like this. I wake up, band-aid soaked, still bleeding. Show in Harrisburg, blotting, still bleeding. And everyone's like, you need to go to an urgent care. You need to go somewhere. And like my bones hurt even still. I can finally like move my wrist a little, my thumb. So that's a little bit of a slay. But...

I couldn't hold a microphone. I was signing my signatures with my right hand. I did my makeup with my right hand. Helen Keller would have done a better job. That's when it all went downhill. Literally, Helen Keller would have done a better job with my glam. Like, whole nine. It was just, like, really, really, really... Like, this is... I feel like I embarrass myself.

15 times a day. But I'm not a big faller. I don't fall off the dock. I'm kidding. I don't get hurt. I don't fall. Like, I can keep myself... You know, if I'm wearing some stilettos, maybe I'll hit a little ankle wobble, you know? But, like, other than that, like...

This is the worst injury I've had in so long. And look at it. It's so disgusting still. Oh, I hate when you show me that. She kept trying to touch me with it last night. I'm like, I will kill you. It's just, yeah. And I definitely need like a little cast sitch. But how do people break their dominant hand? Like, and then do things. I don't know. Bethany Hamilton lost her dominant arm. Literally, Chris texted me the other day and he was like, go to the doctor. I don't want you to be soul surfing.

She really made it work Then obviously you're training your other hand But like what am I supposed to do like right now So I just haven't been getting a cast Even though You don't need a cast I think I need like a Like a splint A little splint Whatever a splint needs So yeah so then that's touring with that was Touring with an injury is a new thing off my bucket list So then it was just like What would have already been kind of hard Got a little bit harder And do you know we haven't talked about it all Like we didn't even talk about it the next day We didn't talk about it that night We haven't talked about it at all

And I find that so strange because this has never happened to me on tour ever. The show in Pittsburgh was a lot bigger than a lot of the other shows. And so there was a lot of people. And every time we leave the show, we leave in a sprinter. And this venue was very serious with us. Like you cannot stop for photos outside. That's inciting a riot. There's too many people outside. Like you have to. So we gassed it onto the sprinter. And we always have the sprinter like...

circle the block a couple times and then like drive a weird way somewhere and then eventually get to the hotel because people always try to follow the car and show up at your hotel and that's normal like a lot of times people will trail you for like a second which is still not okay but I get it like back in the day like who says I wouldn't have when I was like you saw Justin Bieber's going down the street you're gonna follow him for a sec yeah like you know I like you're 16 or you're whatever like I get it I guess um

But so for some reason, this show, we had three cars following our sprinter. We drive, we circle the block a bunch of times. We drive to the hotel, we pull in, they pull in after us. So we leave the hotel. We're circling for like 20 minutes. And it's also like these two guys in a pickup truck is one of them. And then there's like this minivan full of people and then another car. And we're just driving and driving and driving. They won't stop following us. And our tour manager is very adamant about like, you guys aren't getting out of the car then. Like this is unsafe. We don't know like who these people are, what they want.

want we have to call 9-1-1 I've never had to call 9-1-1 we have to call 9-1-1 and have so many police show up and the police like have to like go into the like show up to these people's cars and be like what are you doing like why and like make them drive away and like we had to get a police escort to our hotel in Pittsburgh and I was like and then there were all these fans outside the hotel too and the police just didn't care at that point they were like yeah and they left did you see what just happened to Taylor Swift at what's his name's wedding

um margaret margo quali or whatever margaret margaret quali just got married to jack antonoff and taylor swift attended the wedding okay she just happened to be at the wedding um

Like tens of thousands of people were swarming the outside, like literally all day. Like it looked like era's tour, like at somebody else's wedding. You know how fucking psycho you have to be to ruin, like destroy somebody else's wedding so that you might get a glimpse of Taylor Swift. She doesn't want you to do that. Like definitely doesn't want you to do that. And how mortifying. Imagine like, like that happened to you at like one of your, but like good friends weddings and you're like, Oh my God, like now the whole day is going to be about that. Like, yeah, like that's just, you'd be so embarrassed. I'd like leave probably.

Like totally unrelated, but no, but I get what you're saying. Like just boundaries. Also really quickly. I need to know if you've seen Taylor. She sure not. No. Yes. Yes. Tana. It's like this girl in the Philippines who's impersonating Taylor Swift. Oh my God. Yes, I have. Chris is like, dad was clowning him. Like, like there's more people in the crowd than like one of your shows. Oh, that is so hilarious. That is so fucking funny. It's so insane. How many people like, are we, do we have the wrong job? Yeah.

Tana Swift. No. But look at these people. But it's so iconic. And just the way that everybody's, they're more committed there than they are at the actual ERAs tour. Like every single word. We have to see Taylor Sheesh. I would do anything. She just sing Taylor Swift songs, duh. Yeah. And like she brought out like Taylor laughter, like instead of Taylor Lautner. Yeah.

that's impeccable it's so funny really quick i just saw oppenheimer i just want to give a quick shout out i can't stop talking about it here's the thing you guys have you seen it oscar why the fuck not not why the fuck because he it's not that he doesn't deserve it but like you don't know how distracted i was by josh peck having like a very integral like role in the movie he doesn't have like a ton of lines or anything but like he has a really fucking important like job in the movie and i'm like

Not that I think he's not like he's a wonderful actor, but like it's a time piece on World War Two. And somebody on the casting team was like, Josh Peck, for sure. I OK, I don't mean to react underwhelmed, but Brooke, I have watched Brooke tell this to 35 people in the past three days. I have heard more about Josh Peck in Oppenheimer than anybody.

anything else it's so amazing it's so like out of nowhere he hasn't done like really a lot of like acting since like Drake and Josh and stuff and he's in the most anticipated movie like literally ever like that is crazy it is actually I'm so proud of him I just think it's like the

coolest thing we should have josh on um soon i want to have him on so bad now he like he's the star of my favorite movie we should have him on because he's very much like trevor i think people wouldn't he just riffs really well he was amazing by the way he totally deserved the role but like einstein's in the movie yeah it is very very random like hug me brother meets einstein yeah like it was just such an interesting story i was thinking like maybe there was someone young on the casting team who was like oh my god how funny would it be like

Because like all the higher ups probably wouldn't even know. Yeah. And then like what if he just like what if we get him in the movie? Josh Peck deserves everything he has. He's an amazing human. He's amazing. I love to see that. I don't want to take away from that but I just like... Speaking of Josh, can I just tell a really funny story? Please. I'm his biggest fan. No, no, no. This is about you. Is it last night? Yes, it's last night. Yes, please. Wait, what is it? So...

First of all, like we already said, this guy is taking us to Drake. And again, you listen to Drake kind of like in the club, like you know the hits. But Brooke has been pretending to this guy all day. She's like, I love Drake. I'm his biggest fan. I know all of his songs. So on and so forth. I didn't want him to feel like his money was wasted. Yeah, no, no, no. It was super sweet. Like I get why you're doing that. Like you want him to think, you know. And it was a funny bit for us too. Like me pretending you're also like a diehard Drake fan. It was funny. But so Brooke is trying to like do some research on,

before the Drake show yesterday and she posts about it or something and someone DMs her and you needed a Drake lyric for something like a caption or whatever. You go, Tana, is this a Drake lyric? And I'm like, what is it? You go, it's going to take some time to realign. And I'm like sitting here trying to be like, it's going to take like wrapping it in my head, like trying to figure out what song that could be. It's Drake Bell. It's going to take some time to realign. I think it's Realize. Realize.

I thought it was realized too, but I think it's actually realigned. It's realigned. Yeah. No, but I thought it was realized my whole childhood. Drake Bell was one of my first concerts. I think that's what made me like a slut. Like I remember being like 13 and I was like, slap me out, Drake. I'll never forget the night we were standing outside of Barley's and he's standing there and he was looking at you like he had a wax pen in his hand. He was looking at you like you were a piece of pizza.

I was like, oh my God. You should have done that for the culture. I should have at the time do it for the culture after all of his forthcomings and legal battles and scandals. Yep. Have you seen that podcast? It's like the basement yard podcast. No, looking it up right now. Hopefully it's like two guys and they are so funny. Like I,

in love they are so funny john john i have seen them i followed him and he followed me back up i want to like dm him something crazy but i don't know what to say oh my god that's actually funny because i also have a double date i want us to go on but they're tiktokers of course joe yeah oh he's not gonna fuck me why i don't want him to fuck you i want him to fuck me oh okay not fuck i want him to date me respectfully i also have a double date i want us to go on but it's two tiktokers this is all on brand press no tiktokers no but they're comedians they're funny but all week

You have been telling me that you have a love life update for me and that you will not tell me until we're on the podcast. Oh, it wasn't. It's not like so serious. Like I, I just, yeah, you're just telling me for the podcast. It's because I think the podcast is what ruined it. That's why. Tell me now. It wasn't like anything serious or anything, but like I haven't hooked up with anybody in a really long time. Like I, it went like I had the breakup, then Mr. DC and then I,

That's the only new person I've slept with until this new recent person. Okay. Yeah. He's like someone we met at a work event and I was like, we love him. I did sleep with him the first time I hung out with him, which was like something I probably wouldn't have done had I had my head on straight. Yeah. Because not that I didn't want to, but because he's like definitely someone you would want to date. He's like a good job, like good personality, like a good. Yeah. He's like a guy you want to date, not like a guy you just want to hook up with.

So I was like, oh, I blew it. But then we talked about him on the mic episode. Yeah. You were like talking. Yeah. The seven days guy. I feel like I brought it back because then we went on like a good date after that. We'd hung out a couple of times and like, you know, we'd hang out like at our office. Yeah. And like he'd come have drinks with like all our friends. And I was like, OK, this is like going well. OK. And I just like I liked him. He was like I was like, it's a vibe. He comes over the other night.

And I'm like all excited. Like we had just been with him at Spring Place all day, like drinking and stuff. Comes over and he's like, first thing he says, he says like, so I'm sure you hooked up with Mike in New York. I'm like, no. That's also just a crazy, like possessive, like psycho thing to say. No, but it was like, that was like the first offense. Okay. So he like kept making like comments about like Mike and stuff. And I was like, I didn't hook up with Mike at all. You were like cheering on Mike's bitches. Yeah. And so I was like,

That was kind of strange, but I was like, okay, I'll let it slide. And then we're watching like a documentary and he's like, oh, you should DM that guy. I'm like, like shit like that gets me hot. I know. And shit like that gets me so hot. I'm like, what the fuck? Like kind of weird. He says like a third thing, like along those lines. Oh, I say like the cat's scared of you or something. And he was like, oh, I'm sure the cat sees guys all the time. I'm like,

God damn. No, like I go, actually the cats literally met, like the cats only met Mr. DC. Like no one else has come over. Yeah. And so I'm like, no, she doesn't like, you're like her like second guy she's ever seen. He was like, oh, I'm sure. And I literally was like,

He thinks I'm a fucking whore. And just to talk to you like you're a fucking whore is crazy. Well, that was crazy. I was like, I was so like taken aback because I was like, oh my God, this guy like thinks if he doesn't think so, he's definitely like talking to me like I'm literally some fucking whore. Yeah. And like maybe I've made myself kind of seem that way because like obviously I have a podcast that's literally about like sex and fucking. But it's also not. It's like about our lives. And also that if you're telling my thing as well as if I tell someone like, oh, the cats only met two guys.

You're gonna it's now fighting territory when you hit me with like an I'm sure.

Because I told you that. I just told you. But it was just like, that's the truth. Like, that is the actual truth. Literally, he's the second person I've slept with since my relationship a year ago. Like, that's the truth, okay? Maybe I seem online like I'm a little more outside than that. And obviously, we tell like really out-of-pocket stories. But like, the whole time, you know, he was calling me on tour. And like, we're talking like FaceTiming and stuff. And he was being so sweet and so nice. And it was like something switched where all of a sudden he was like, yeah, like, you should DM that guy. I'm sure you DM all these guys. I'm sure you hooked up with my... I was like...

oh my god so now like it hasn't talked to me since ew i mean the trash took itself out i guess i know but i'm like bum like i'm like what did i do i'd like but you don't want to be with someone like that i know but it was it was such a stark like shift like it he was not like that at all and then like i was like did i do something or like did he hear something that he didn't like or something like and that's annoying because you're gonna encounter him again yeah that's

the thing like i you know like he's always at the office that we work out of like we natalie works out of an office that we all go to and like have meetings and stuff there and he works out of there a lot too so i like see him anything i could say is just so mean to this man no like and i'm not gonna do that because i i don't know him i've never met him like i still like um but whatever i had a good time with him and stuff but now i'm like now i feel like annoyed that i slept with him so fast because it's like if i knew he was gonna act like that i just wouldn't have done it yeah

Cause now I waste it. Now I've slept with two guys since my relationship. And now I, what the fuck? Murphy's going to have to meet another one. Well, Murphy's going to meet a good one soon. Cause that is that I just, even you don't want to be the guy with those kinds of ideals or someone who thinks they can talk to someone. I'm out of the phase of my life where I like sleep with guys that I don't like, or like, I'm not, I don't want to date. Oh, I think me too. Oh, this is what he said. This is what he said. I forgot. This is the most important part. I go, I didn't hook up with Mike and he goes, it's fine. Like we're just having fun. I'm not,

I am personally not having fun. Yeah. I am not just having fun. Yeah. I am 26 years old. I'm not fucking hooking up with anybody. Just having fun. Yeah. Like, so thank you for telling me, but like that was not my vibe at all this whole time. Yeah. And like, to my knowledge, it wasn't yours either. So like, what the fuck? Yeah.

So then I was like laying there like, okay, well, I'm never going to see this guy again. It's crazy. How old is he? He's young. He's 23. Oh, I was, I thought he was older. But he seems a lot older than that because he has a really good job. He has a job he shouldn't have if you're like 23. The 23 just shows. Yeah. Like in that demeanor. You know what I mean? Ew. Weird, right? Ew. Ew.

But I don't know. Rest in peace. Rest in peace. And I'm not a whore. And I didn't hook up with Mike. And now I wish I did. I want to have a spiritual conversation for the end of today's episode of Canceled. If that's okay. Do you believe in synchronicity? Or are you aware... Can you define it for me? Of the concept of it? That weird coincidences aren't always weird coincidences. I feel like the base of synchronicity is like people will be like, Oh my God, I see 11-11 every day. Like, or oh my God, I see...

Like this number follows me everywhere. Oh my God, this shit happens or whatever. And I used to make YouTube videos about this. I really believe in synchronicity. I have a tattoo for it. I have a little 1111 on my head. But this happens to me a lot in phases of my life where all of a sudden all of these weird coincidences start happening. Like super weird where it's like that shouldn't be... Like what happened with the heckler. Yes. Like when all those weird things started happening and it was like, what? Exactly. And...

people who believe in synchronicity, people who are spiritual and believe in it.

The basis of it, the consensus of synchronicity is this is the universe or your guardian angel or some people believe it's, you know, someone from the other side who's dead or God or just whatever it is, whatever your spirituality is, is telling you to pay attention. It doesn't necessarily mean something good or something bad. It means either the universe has your back or the universe is telling you like, be aware of what's happening in your life right now. And a lot of periods of my life where I've had a lot of synchronicity, someone ended up dying or...

I found out my someone I was so in love with was cheating on me for years or something terrible happened my family or good things you know what I mean or it's like I'm on the right path and I needed to stay on that path and whatever you know what I mean and this started happening in like Italy and I just want to tell you some of these but for some reason I

It does give me a bit of anxiety because again, in periods of my life, it could be good, could be bad. Yeah. Like, and it really makes me start to spiral and maybe it's nothing. And maybe all coincidences are just coincidences. It's just not like what I believe. And I need to tell you like a couple. Okay. This all started in Europe. It's been chill lately, but like, it's just super weird.

I'd never seen the movie. Is it Bring It On? In It to Win It? Burr. It's cold in here. Do you know what I'm talking about? Okay. So I'd never seen the movie. Ty Collins kept doing this thing in Europe where he would just start doing the chant from Bring It On like, Burr.

It's cold in here. Like doing it everywhere. Like under the Eiffel Tower. Like just everywhere we were, Ty kept doing it. And I was like, I've never seen this movie. And so he made me watch Bring It On. So then I'm doing it with him like the whole time all around Europe. We just keep doing it. And it's really fucking funny. I'm not going to lie. Like Ty's just, he's delivering it so funny. And then our friend flies out to Europe to see us, like two of our friends. And they get there and he walks in the house and

and doesn't know we've been doing this for days and days and days and the first thing he does is go brr it's cold in here and I'm like what the fuck that's so weird like how did you know we've been doing this for like days yeah we would and we're in such a specific thing like because it was cold in the room like he was just saying it's cold in here but he did it like that and I was like

we all just stand up you should have ran from a guy who's doing that we're like how the fuck did you know this i'm like grilling him and he's like what are you talking about like it's just cold in here like i i have seen the movie bring it on whatever and we're like okay that's like super fucking weird but like whatever you know what i mean later on that night we all get back from the eiffel tower and we're chilling at their apartment um

And all these old classic songs are playing and Ty, like Frank Sinatra and shit. And Ty and I are making up dance routines like to the songs that we're dancing. And then...

I'm like, Ty, in middle school, I learned this tap dance routine. Like, I want to teach you it. And so I'm teaching Ty this tap dance routine, right? Like, this whole elaborate tap dance routine for like 45 minutes. You need to see you perform it. I have tap shoes and I will do it after this. It is my life's goal. She's like, flap, flap, flap. Flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap,

That's crazy because that was my first recital song. Weird. See, I don't like it. I don't know. I don't know. Check this one out. Frank Sinatra's playing out of the TV. The remote is on the fucking table. The remote's on the table. No one is manning what's playing. The Frank Sinatra song stops playing and Hit The Road Jack just starts playing.

like randomly i fall to the floor i tear up i'm like why did this song just cut off in the middle of the song why are we in the middle of paris and i'm teaching you something from my eighth grade like dance hit the road jack like it was a frank sinatra playlist why is this now playing out of the tv like what do you get what i'm saying yeah what the and then okay wait it wasn't like a hey siri situation

By accident? No. And then we're in the car. We get in the car to go somewhere. We're playing all these old classic songs still. I'm looking for that song. It's like, I can't think of the words. I'm like, da, da, da, da. Nope, that was bad. No one's going to get it. They play it at the end of David Dobrik's videos all the time. Like, it's like, mama. So mean.

That like save me I'm lost I'm lost That song And I'm trying to think Of the name of it I've been waiting for you And I'm like They played at the end Of David Dobrik videos All the time Like it was at the end Of all of David's old vlogs Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah

And I'm watching David's vlog to try to like get the lyrics to try to find the song or whatever. And then someone out of the blue in the middle of Paris, it's like 3 a.m. in Paris, calls Ty and is like, are you going to David Dobrik's party tonight? Like in that moment as I'm watching a David vlog, which I haven't done in like years. Yeah, really weird. Super weird. So that's like just this whole day, right? Like keeps happening. Then...

The next day we're eating in this. I'm almost done, but I just have to like, because I have one too. That happened to me today, but I need it. Do you want to tell me? No, it was, it was like way like less than that. But I had a thought today. Cause I was like in the middle of doing my makeup. I was looking through Tik TOK and I was like, I just had the thought, like, should I use like this mascara, this mascara? And then the very next video was the mascara I was thinking about. And I was like, Oh, well then that's the one I'm supposed to use. But I was like, what the fuck are the odds that would pop up? Like,

It was almost like the ad was tracking my brain. Which just freaks me the fuck out, right? Next day, we're in a cafe in Paris, and they're only playing Parisian music. Like, it's very much like...

Like, that's the vibes. And then randomly, randomly, they start playing Alaska by Maggie Rogers, which is an amazing fucking song. And I'd been listening to this, the Zach Bryan, Maggie Rogers song like all day. I'm like, I love Maggie Rogers. I love this song, whatever. And we end the lunch and Paige is like, hey, you have a Zoom meeting to hire your new like tour manager, like get on the meeting, see if you vibe with her, whatever.

I get on this Zoom with Hannah and we're just talking about tour and tour management and all this type of stuff. And I'm like, oh, what? Like, who have you worked with before? And she's like, well, I just got off Maggie Rogers tour. I just worked for Maggie Rogers. And I'm like, what a downgrade. It's such a downgrade to come from Maggie Rogers. I know. She's like, yeah, I was with Gracie Abrams. I'm like, you mean my favorite artist of literal time, which is just crazy. But I wonder what that is.

Oh, maybe something, maybe I'm about to cheat on you. We were all flying out of Europe and we had to go back to London. And so I was really hard trying to make this Peppa Pig bus tour happen in London. They have tours all around the city. I was hoping you would get to do that. I ended up having someone be able to like rent it out for me and I'm able to do it, but my flight just didn't allow enough time like to leave the airport, go do the Peppa tour and come back, you know?

It was like close But not enough time And I had to get home And so I'm super Like sad about this Like I love Peppa Pig More than anything When am I gonna be In London again There's a Peppa Pig Theme park in Florida Orlando I know I'm super sad about this Whatever And someone I'm with

like this the parisian guy i'll just say it whatever he didn't know who peppa pig was so i'm telling him all about peppa they probably have like pepe pig oh wait no it was pepe the pew it's peppa in there and or that's where peppa's from right no she's from like london she's british um so he doesn't know who peppa pig is so i'm telling him all about peppa and then he randomly opens up his instagram timeline and someone he grew up with in paris had just gotten a peppa pig tattoo right and

Which is already just a weird coincidence as is. And he's like, look, it's that pig that you love. Like doesn't know still. And I'm like, that's so weird. Like already to me, that's a weird ass coincidence, right? As is. And I'm like, send me the photo. Like I want to get that. I eventually want to get a little peppa like on my ankle or something. Okay. My tattoos are all shit anyways. It doesn't fucking matter. Days go by.

And we're all, me, Ty, and Paige are on our flight back to America. And Paige and I are sitting in first class and Ty is sitting in economy. Thank you, Sidemen. He's not a makeup artist. I'm sorry.

And Ty is sitting in economy and he's sitting next to this guy. And Ty keeps coming up to us and he's like, I'm sitting next to this guy. He's so hot. Like, should I talk to him? Like, what should I do? He eventually starts talking to the guy and the guy is like an editor for Love Island. And so they're talking about that on reality television. They get to know each other super. And then like four hours go by in the flight and I'm like about to fall asleep. And I come up and Ty comes up, taps my shoulder to like wake me. And he's like, Tana.

You will never ever believe this. And I'm like, what? Is it the guy? He turns to show me a photo of the guy and on this guy's ankle,

He has the exact tattoo of Peppa Pig that the girl on Frenchman's timeline had. Wait, what the fuck? How many people have Peppa Pig tattoos? How many people have Peppa Pig tattoos? Probably two. Let alone, there are different types of Peppa tattoos you could get. It is the exact same tattoo that the person... And he has it for his daughters. Like, he's a normal person, this man, like, next to Ty, like, whatever. Oh.

What are the odds Ty is sitting directly next to someone on a flight home? We're in different cities. Yeah, that's scary. I would start to get scared. I cried. It would feel like somebody's playing a trick on me. I cried. I literally cried. Then maybe something really good is about to happen to you. I hope so. I think it's the universe telling me to be on the right healthy path and not fall off of it is what I've gotten to. I hope that's what they're telling you.

You and me come home to plan the canceled tour. And we are like, we're just super inspired by Hannah Burner and everything she does. Like, great friend. We love her. But we're also watching her stuff. We're calling her. We want to call her. We want to ask her for advice. We need help. Pick up, whatever. We finally, and Hannah Burner is just a big topic of conversation and like how we want our crowd work at our shows to go. We get to New York City to shoot our episode of Canceled Podcast. We book a random studio off of Peerspace.com.

We book a random, there are hundreds of thousands of podcast studios. In the biggest city in the world. In the biggest fucking city.

We walk up the stairs. And it's Hannah Burner's podcast studio. It literally says Giggly Squad. It's Hannah Burner's podcast studio. Such a weird... That's so crazy. She's not there. They just rent it out in the meantime. Yeah, that's weird. I don't know. I'm going to start looking for shit like that in my... Like, I feel like I'm almost so, like, oblivious to everything that's going on all the time that I'm like, maybe I don't notice those things. They're just so undeniable. Like, the Peppa one was like, what the actual fuck? You know what I mean? Yeah, that's crazy. Maggie Rogers, too. Like, I'm all the way in Paris and playing that. It's just like all these, like...

weird the david thing like i don't know just all of them are so weird to me i have like a million more that have happened recently but like wow i just i don't know i would love to hear the viewers take on synchronicity and what they think that means and it's totally unrelated but i don't know why this reminded me of it because you've been talking about spirituality i want to have a pet psychic come and analyze you this was your idea but analyze murphy's behavior

Because sometimes she's a little, I mean, nothing's wrong with her, but I just want to know what she's thinking. Brooke is so emotionally in tune to her cat. It actually cracks me the fuck up. No, I can really tell like if she's having an off day, like. I think we need to have a pet. I love that Theo Vaughn does that, like has like coroners on and shit. I know he did that today. God, I love him. Sincerely, we should, we should have some fun guests on cancel. Speaking of fun guests, our next guest is the one and only Trisha Paytas. Oh!

Is that what's tomorrow? No, the next day. I'm doing her podcast tomorrow and then she's coming on canceled the next day. Oh my God. I'm so excited I get to be on this one. Last Trisha episode I wasn't on. That is, that did happen. I think you were busy though. I wasn't busy. Really? Yeah. In what world would I ever want Hunter, Trisha Paytas over? I didn't know either. Maybe the mental health of it all at the time. No, I think you were, it was just like, I think it would have been overwhelming too many people. Yeah. And it was like between the two it made more sense for it to be Hunter. I am so excited to interview Trisha Paytas and

Yeah I'm happy Oh my god should we wear like I feel like we should like Wear like Trisha Appropriate outfits Like you should be a KFC worker And I'll be like a Burger King worker

I think it'd be really funny. I feel like she would really think we committed to the craft. We're doing it. We're absolutely fucking doing it. Perfect. I'm really happy to be back on this couch with you. And obviously we are here for the next two weeks and then we go back on the road. We're trying the green juice cleanse version of this tour and we'll see which one resonates with the audience more. Me and the word resonate. I know just needs to stop, but we are so excited and hopefully no injuries this time. And yeah,

Hopefully no drama from this week's episode. Bryce, you're a great mutual. Stan Addison Rae. Thank you for watching this episode of Canceled.